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  1. Suggestion, if you have the time on Evaluating the Performance of an IT Department? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tom Demarco, et. al, covered this in, "Peopleware"

    You need to figure out what benefits you bring to your company vs. what costs
    your company would bear w/o you.

    If you have the time, read "Peopleware." (it's not a very long read) If not, figure out what it would cost to outsource you. Keep in mind that a lot of outsourced support ends up under "capital or recurring expenditures" rather than "personnel costs."

    In our industry, it seems that on the average of 6-8 years, some bean-counter in the company says, "we're an XYZ-company, not a communications/high-tech/software/ technology company." Then, cut-backs start, out-sourcing starts, costs soar and after a very painful 4-6 years, they start hiring people back to run the soft underside of the company.

  2. Plastic Keyboard Injury solution? on Does Your Company Use a PKI Solution? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they chained all of them down with those coated cables.

    This was allegedly to prevent people from "borrowing" them, but everyone knows that it was because Dan the sales-guy (moron) tried to smash the keyboard over the monitor because he couldn't figure out that the printer was out of paper.

    Dan nearly put out a VP's good eye with his backswing.

  3. Nothing on Join IT Support For Abuse and Despair · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or my job. Same thing - after I realized two things:
    1)the job really wasn't worth the hassle - we weren't an "IT company" so there was never going to be a basis for treating IT people as more than throw-away staff and,
    2) it wasn't my dad yelling at me.

    Actually, the second realization led to the first. It really didn't matter that someone decided that his bad day/attitude was an excuse to be disappointed *in me* (when I'd done my best to overcome the weather, the carriers, the infrastructure, the users, etc.), I'd done my best and my father would've been okay with that. I'm still in the industry, doing a good job (if I do say so myself) and things are good.

  4. Great Quote on New Discovery Disproves Quantum Theory? · · Score: 1

    Sorry this is OT - but that's gotta be the greatest quote I've heard all year:
    "Fusion is one bummer after another."

    I'm gonna use that as a .sig :-)

    mas

  5. Ads? on Why Do You Block Ads? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    - All ads. period.

    If I want something, I know how to look for it. If I can't find it, oh well...

    If someone has to *tell me* that I need something, do I really need it?

    mas

  6. Re:You can even close explorer.exe... on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'm going to try this...
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        [Carrier lo$7)~9%&@&%

  7. 10 Petaflops? on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many BogoMips is that?

  8. okay, I'm waiting for the call on Homeland Security Adds Cybersecurity Position · · Score: 1

    Or email. Surely they've seen my resume' on Monster.com...

  9. Re:Buzzword alert on William Gibson on The Age of The Remix · · Score: 1

    I must agree with you. The first 50% of the article is written with a literal or understood, "I." He talks about how he did this, read this, spoke to someone... Then, he sort of gets to the idea of the title... Not earthshaking, not revealing, not really anything.

    If he's trying to convince me that, "The record, not the remix, is the anomaly today," he's a long way off.

    mas

  10. Don't for get the Ph,d button on Creating a High-Tech Meeting/Conference Room? · · Score: 1

    I saw one once - it was big and red and did all the connecting for an entire video conferencing system. The big cheese was impressed.

    No one told him it stood for "Push Here, Dummy"

  11. Re:Mars Express was photographed first on Mars Orbiter Photographs another Mars Orbiter · · Score: 1

    Hey! That kinda looks like a black obelisk... On its way to earth...

    (okay it's five and a half years late - probably due to budget cuts, orbital mechanics, orbital mechanics unions, etc.)

  12. Re:Not exactly the company "geek", but... on Before You Fire the Company Geek · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in that company, an accounting flonk or HR weasel was wringing his hands with glee after finding that "cost savings" within a 4 week window.

  13. Re:smart cards? on Security for the Paranoid · · Score: 1

    I agree. He should teach his kids something about security. Strong passwords are a good start as long as there are no PostItNotes(tm) handy.

    However, going to the trouble of issuing smartcards is not that helpful, because of the expense and issues of maintenance.

    Where the heck does an average dude buy smartcards and software to do single computer authentication anyway - all the solutions I've seen are for *domain* authentication.

  14. Re:Just my $0.02 on Kernel Changes Draw Concern · · Score: 1

    Considering the crap that they've put out over the last 5 years, I don't think CA should be criticizing other people's work as fat and bloated.

  15. Re:Yahoo vs Google? on Yahoo Ups Mail to Match Google's Gig · · Score: 1

    And, in related news, AT&T is *now offering* (dramatic pause)

    25 MEGABYTES of email storage!!!

    sheesh...

  16. Re:Solar Death Ray on The Solar Death Ray · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have this mental image of him trying to sneak up on the "enemy" to get that thing within 4 feet of them and then trying to get on the side of them away from the sun...
    "Behold the terrible power of the SUN! Hold still, please!"

  17. Re:Dupe of URL on House Paint Foils Wardrivers · · Score: 1

    (sung to tune of "Duke of Earl")

    Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL,
    Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL,
    Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL,
    Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL....

  18. Bad wording or bad idea? on Deep Impact Blasts Off For Comet Tempel 1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'The goal is to blast a big hole in the comet and check out what's preserved inside.'

    Won't the impact change the makeup/properties of what *was* preserved inside? If nothing else, it's going to have a higher than normal copper content (and some bits of plastic from that CD).

    On the other hand, it does sound like fun. I *love* blowing stuff up!!!

  19. Re:Ada Lovelace? on Tim Bray's Top Twenty Software People in the World · · Score: 1

    Okay - I have to admit the first person I thought of was Linda Lovelace. But she was a hardware specialist...

  20. Re:damn... on Tim Bray's Top Twenty Software People in the World · · Score: 1

    *I'm* number 21. I'm sure of it...

  21. Heh... on Sprint Close to Buying Nextel · · Score: 1

    "while Sprint appeals to families and teens."

    More like Sprint is *tolerated* by families and teens. At least it's cheap.

  22. M$ Outlook prevents terrorism! on Hydan: Steganography in Executables · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, that "block all executables" setting that I can't turn find or off in Outlook will prevent terrorists from exchanging secret messages embedded in trojan executables that are attached to emails purporting to be great pornography!

    It's not an annoyance; it's a *feature*!

  23. Brought to you by the same guys that on IEEE to Standardize OS Security Components · · Score: 1

    gave you WEP for 802.11b...

    Remember, standards are usually *compromises* between several factions - most of whom have better, albeit *proprietary* solutions.