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  1. Heckler veto on Harvard Bomb Hoax Perpetrator Caught Despite Tor Use · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can either live in a future where little jackwagons can effect a denial-of-service attack on society, or
    we can spank the crap out of the idiots so that this kind of noise is minimized. Same goes for rape/hate crime hoaxes.

  2. A squid in crackerjacks in front of a bank of UYK- on Theo De Raadt Says FreeBSD Is Just Catching Up On Security · · Score: 1
  3. El NIÑO on No Longer "Noble"; Argon Compound Found In Space · · Score: 3, Funny

    Noble In Name Only
    I thought we could rely on these gasses to stay true to their column on the periodic table, but, no, they've sold out, just like that whorish oxygen and hydrogen, which will twerk with even the most sordid elements of society.
    We're just going to have to look elsewhere for the stability we crave at all levels.

  4. Re:This is as sweet as. . . on Oregon Signs Up Just 44 People For Obamacare Despite Spending $300 Million · · Score: 1

    It really won't be perfect until Rob Ford is elected POTUS, with Marion Barry elected PM of Canada.
    NE PLVS VLTRA

  5. Re:This is as sweet as. . . on Oregon Signs Up Just 44 People For Obamacare Despite Spending $300 Million · · Score: 1

    If you like your sign language interpreter, you can keep your sign language interpreter. Please.

  6. This is as sweet as. . . on Oregon Signs Up Just 44 People For Obamacare Despite Spending $300 Million · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    . . .a South African sign language interpreter, or a completely clueless POTUS.
    In Soviet Russia, your pick takes YOU!

  7. Re:Corporate Suit on US Treasury Completes Bailout of General Motors · · Score: 0

    Good work: "C"
    A "B" requires connecting the subject at hand with manscaping.
    The "A" is only for first posts on Troll Tuesday, with the time crunch of getting it in under the deadline adding to the fun.

  8. Re:Not just $10.5 billion.... on US Treasury Completes Bailout of General Motors · · Score: 3, Funny

    Listen to you get all pedantic. Next you're going to want a proper audit of the Federal Reserve, or something insane like that.

  9. Re:I think... on US Treasury Completes Bailout of General Motors · · Score: 1

    Oh, get over your capitalist self. We're all about preserving fat benefits for people whose main task in life is controlling other people these days.

  10. Union Beard on US Treasury Completes Bailout of General Motors · · Score: 2, Funny

    Union beard
    $10B it's feared
    Need a crony scrape
    Or the market's a jape
    Burma Shave

  11. Re:Not only that on Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating · · Score: 1

    10 years in July. What's your point, sir?

  12. Re:Fasting on Diet Drugs Work: Why Won't Doctors Prescribe Them? · · Score: 1

    My usual approach for a fast is dinner-to-dinner.

  13. David Byrne explains on Scientists Discover Huge Freshwater Reserves Beneath the Ocean · · Score: 1
  14. Re:The workers are upset on Employee Morale Is Suffering At the NSA · · Score: -1

    twerked

  15. Re:The blue tits of death. on Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating · · Score: 1

    Sags you very much.

  16. Not only that on Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating · · Score: 2

    . . .we're talking Ballmer's hands on your flesh, by proxy.
    Might not be a bad thing if you're Mrs. Ballmer, but, otherwise. . .

  17. Re:Fasting on Diet Drugs Work: Why Won't Doctors Prescribe Them? · · Score: 1

    I have, every couple of months or so. Winds up being refreshing. But the point here is that the studies themselves never get around to posing such a question. Wonder why that might be?

  18. Re:Fasting on Diet Drugs Work: Why Won't Doctors Prescribe Them? · · Score: 0

    Sure. That's what they WANT you to think.

  19. Fasting on Diet Drugs Work: Why Won't Doctors Prescribe Them? · · Score: 0

    I'm totally waiting for some breakthrough study that shows giving the plumbing a day off now & then is beneficial. But I guess that might hurt profits somewhere. Oh well, so much for scientific inquiry.

  20. Re:sort of on Create Your Own Bullet Time Camera Rig With Raspberry Pi · · Score: 1

    Just shoot some HD, and pull out our Vadering shot as a still.

  21. Re:Worlds biggest shipyards on World's Largest Ship Floated For the First Time · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose unions can point to their triumphs in Detroit instead.

  22. Re:12345? on Two Million Passwords Compromised By Keylogger Virus · · Score: 1

    And my safe at home, too!

  23. Our password policy is so bad that. . . on Two Million Passwords Compromised By Keylogger Virus · · Score: 1

    . . .I just went to keyboard patterns. Now I can paint the Last Supper on the keyboard, and log in, within a five minute span.

  24. Re:Jerry Was A Man on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 1

    Had kind of a Tim Curry vibe there.

  25. Re:Jerry Was A Man on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 1