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  1. Re:FIRST on The Information Theory of Life (quantamagazine.org) · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need to talk about your approach to information theory.

  2. Re:It powers the reactor on ISIS's Hunt For a Bogus Superweapon · · Score: 0

    Nonsense. Red Mercury is a new AWS web service that makes tests states with an immigrant flood to see just how red they go.

  3. Google Plus on Google+ Redesigned (blogspot.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google Plus
    A social fuss
    While Google ||||*
    Is trimming-ripe
    Burma Shave

    *pronounce "pipe"

  4. "Well, sure," said a brainwashing industry spokesman.

  5. But hey on Ask Slashdot: What's Out There For Poor Vision? · · Score: 0

    Why bring up U.S. foreign policy? Thanks! Don't confuse the tip jar with the spittoon.

  6. Re:Et 2, Brute? on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 1

    (and botching the noun/verb agreement)

  7. Re:Et 2, Brute? on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 1

    Yes, as stated in the Latin pun of the Comment Subject. But hey, a great gags merit running Twice.

  8. Et 2, Brute? on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 1

    I blame the oddest prime of them all.

  9. Re:Math and Politics on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 1

    Great. Will you please introduce Congress to arithmetic, and explain that all numbers are not, in fact, "morally equivalent"?

  10. Math and Politics on Interviews: Ask Mathematician Neil Sloane a Question · · Score: 1

    Rhetorical: is there anybody less interested in political power than a mathematician?
    Should we try to get away from so many lawyers and doctors in political office, and try to bring in some (arguably) more thoughtful people, or would this merely succeed in upsetting everyone?

  11. 50 Shades of Slide Rule on When Slide Rules Were Like Cellphones (hackaday.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use it as a paddle?

  12. Re:Just the tip, to see how it feels on Busybox Deletes Systemd Support · · Score: 1

    Penetration, however slight. . .

  13. Re:How much of it do I have to trust? on Linux 4.3 Released As Stable; Improves On Open-Source Graphics, SMP Performance (lkml.org) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hey, don't forget the microcode on the chip. Or, rather, do forget it. "They" insist.

  14. Re:Let him have Czechoslovakia if it keeps him qui on Busybox Deletes Systemd Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, a framework.

  15. Re:Oh yeah baby on EU Passes Net Neutrality Rules, Fails To Close Loopholes (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    I tell ya: sometimes I can't figure out whether to H8 government for being repressive, or beg it for MOAR STUFF.

  16. Re:Has The Whole World Gone Topsy Turvy? on Walmart Open Sources Its Cloud Platform To Take On Amazon (walmartlabs.com) · · Score: 1

    Playboy's virgin effort, SmutCloud, dispersed rapidly in the jet stream.

  17. Mine fits in the bracketed character: on Will You Ever Be Able To Upload Your Brain? (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    [ - ]


    Because #Concise

  18. Re:I, For One... on Foam-Eating Worms May Offer Solution To Mounting Waste · · Score: 1

    I have long suspected you of being Phalangist.

  19. Re:I, For One... on Foam-Eating Worms May Offer Solution To Mounting Waste · · Score: 1

    But can the castings be formed into a Natalie Portman statue?

  20. Re:AdBlock on Targeting Tools Help Personalize TV Advertising · · Score: 1

    Channel 0(ff)

  21. Hacking 'Round Encryptions on How the FBI Hacks Around Encryption · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hacking 'round encryptions
    Gives Libertarians conniptions
    Who really wants to be an unkempt slave?
    From this fracas let be born
    Finally, Federalist reform
    Taking us to fabled fields of Burma Shave

  22. Re:i can't LTE on US Rank Drops To 55th In 4G LTE Speeds · · Score: 1

    It's all about that base, 'bout that base. No mantissa.

  23. Re:i can't LTE on US Rank Drops To 55th In 4G LTE Speeds · · Score: 1

    If you change the units to centimeters/hour, it's all good.
    It's all about "learned helplessness" these days.

  24. Delivered in a Nine Inch Nail on Researchers Isolate the "Smell of Human Death" · · Score: 1

    Just in time for Halloween!

  25. Re:But does it run Linux? on Skype For Microsoft Edge Will Work From the Browser, No Plug-Ins Required · · Score: 1

    If you change the name of your file from "NataliePortmanNakedAndCoveredInHotGrits.mp4" to "Linux.mp4" then, yes, you can say it runs Linux.
    Hope that helps.