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  1. Re:screw negotiation on More Details of MS/DOJ Deal · · Score: 1
    What government?

    Gee Dub Ya and the Republicans are in the White House.

    There is no government.

    There is no justice.

    There's big business. Period.

    Of course Micro$oft is going to win this deal.

    Business is king.

    And remember, Americans, when the going gets tough, the *good* American goes shopping.

    t_t_b

  2. You heard it here first: on More Details of MS/DOJ Deal · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    In five, six years, max, elementary school kids in most of the developed world won't call it a "computer", they'll call it a "microsoft".

    Spelled entirely in lower case, no longer a proper noun, utterly disassociated from the Beast of Redmond, the common name for the device that we all love so much will have become "microsoft"

    In whatever form it will evolve into, physically, in the general vernacular it'll be called a "microsoft"

    Sad..

    t_t_b

  3. Re:Road Runner doesn't support Linux either... on Road Runner Doesn't Do XP · · Score: 1
    Christ!

    Where have you been?

    To answer your question, about since /. first came into existence...

    ...and a good thing, too, sez I.

    t_t_b

  4. Yeah, right... on The Coming "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 1
    • "Update: 10/28 13:42 GMT by J: Little-known fact -- for important stories, slashdot sometimes runs duplicates to see who's still awake on a weekend. Nice work to those of you who caught it. See you next week. *sigh*"

    You have *got* to be kidding!

    More like, who's asleep at /.

    t_t_b

  5. Re:Maxwell? on More Details Emerge on AMD's Hammer · · Score: 1
    oh..

    *I* get it...

    "hammer"

    huh.

    t_t_b

  6. Re:You have to pay? on Microsoft Sets Tolls for .Net Developers · · Score: 1
    • "..I never knew that it cost so much money just to develop software for MS platforms.."

    Really?

    Check out the costs for MSDN, and all the tools...

    You'll pay, and pay, and pay...

    How did you think BillyG got so rich, anyway?

    t_t_b

  7. Re:Why should everybody reveal everything?? on The America Online Protocol Revealed · · Score: 1
    Try reading the actual fucking article.

    There's not one suggestion of "open source zealotry" in it.

    It was a technical exercise, asshole.

    Get a clue.

    t_t_b

  8. Re:Thanks, Apple on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: 1
    • Didn't anyone see this coming?? I can't belive Apple would allow such a dumb "feature".

    I'm sorry... did I miss something?

    I thought Internet Explorer 5.1 was a Micro$oft product..

    t_t_b

  9. Wonderful! on Data Glove That Turns Gestures Into Commands · · Score: 1
    Add this to voice recognition, and soon offices everywhere will be filled with the sounds and sights of staff muttering odd phrases while performing odd contortions!

    WTF is wrong with a keyboard, anyway?

    (And yes! yes! yes! I *am* aware that some miniscule percentage of the population doesn't have hands...)

    Let's face it: *something* is wrong with just about *everybody* -- get over it and get on with life.

    t_t_b

  10. Re:Linux as point of sale workstations. on Where is Largest Linux Desktop Install? · · Score: 1
    -- I am. Therefore, I think!

    hmm...

    I'm not.

    Therefore I don't.

    t_t_b

  11. Re:anything.moreso on New ICANN TLDs Are Live · · Score: 1
    "...Microsoft wouldn't be concerned about registering microsoft.porn, because nobody would even go there if they were looking for a microsoft product...."

    Speak for yourself...

    t_t_b

  12. Say what? on New ICANN TLDs Are Live · · Score: 1
    At: http://swhois.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?whois=VISA.INFO

    To quote:

    • [VISA.INFO] is available

    Woo hoo!

    Sign me up!

    [we're in the money.. c'mon my honey...]

    t_t_b

  13. This sounds like... on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...the most succinct analysis of this whole big buzz:
    • "Even if both programmers did their reverse engineering independently, aside from using different names, there's not a lot of different ways the struct could look. Even if the linux developer did look at the BSD header file to learn the data formats, how different could one expect his code to possibly be?? If it's an algorithm with some creative implementation, I can see the accusation, but over a header file that simply documents simple facts seems a bit much. Sure, it can be hard work to get those facts by reverse engineering, but still, the "IP Theft" is simple facts (not really protected by copyright, in my limited understanding of copyright law... IANAL).

      And finally, if Søren really does hope "an amicable solution can be reached", why's he turning this into a bunch of bad PR for linux and redhat ?? It's sounds to me like a case of getting mad and posting flames instead of cooling off for a day and thinking it through more carefully...."

    And of course /. gets to run an "article" that generates hundreds of inflamed posts.

    Nothin' like mass posts to keep the advertising rates up...

    t_t_b

  14. Re:US being suckered? on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: 1
    Yeah.. well, no.

    There's a theory that this is all a setup by the Trilateral Commission (or was it the Nocturnal Emission..?) to divert US troops so that 500,000 massed United Nations troops could sweep down out of their secret hiding places in the woods of norther Minnesota, take over the United States, and institute a One World Government(tm).

    I'm surprised that you haven't heard of *that* theory...

    Everyone knows that's what's really going on...

    Christ! Get with the program.

    t_t_b

    ps: it's "cheese"

  15. Re:unreasonable on Shutting Down Worm-Infected Broadband Users · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If my snort logs show that I was infected by something from your box (which won't happen, 'cause all your stupid crap would just bounce off my firewall, but *if*...), what's your mailing address so my very expensive, and very, very agressive lawyer can get a hold of you and sue you for damages?

    t_t_b

  16. Re: XP License: Killing off VNC! on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 1
    "...They are trying to say what you can and cannot run on your own machine!"

    C'mon, here, folks, get a clue!

    Stop letting "them" tell you anything!

    F*ck Micro$oft!

    What's so hard to understand about that?

    t_t_b

  17. Re:i don't like the taste of this at all. on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 1
    "...there aren't ways to tell how a page was created..."

    Not so, mon petite, not so.

    Take a look at the html.

    You can tell something aborted by (I won't use the term "created" in the same sentence as "Front Page"...) Front Page by the monstrous spaghetti code that's produced, plus by the -- ah, um.. -- "creative" use of whitespace in the html, ostensibly to make the html clearer to read...

    t_t_b

  18. What's the fsck'ing... on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 1
    ...problem?

    Don't use Front Page.

    Don't use Micro$oft products at all, for that matter...

    t_t_b

  19. Re:Just who is AOL/Time Warner? on AOL Time Warner Netscape CNN... and AT&T? · · Score: 1
    Hey!

    Where's my .sig?

    t_t_b

  20. Re:Just who is AOL/Time Warner? on AOL Time Warner Netscape CNN... and AT&T? · · Score: 1
    Hey! Get a clue!

    Who cares?

    Gee Dub Ya and the Republicans are in the White House.

    The business of America is Business!

    On with the show!

    t_t_b

  21. Alas, dear Taco... on Chief Lizard Wrangler axed · · Score: 1
    ...trolling for posts again, are we?

    And now it's links to MozillaQuest.

    For shame, Taco, for shame.

    Or have you none?

    t_t_b

  22. Re:90% cut off?? YES!!! Er.. I mean... NOOOOOOO!!! on SBC/Pacbell To Filter 90% Of alt.binaries Groups · · Score: 1
    *This* is fucking insightful?

    Somebody take the moderators outside and shoot them...

    t_t_b

  23. Really now... on The Commercialization Of the Internet · · Score: 1
    ...who cares?

    So 50% of Americans are consumerist sheep and according to some study, spend their time looking at AOL/Time Warner/Micro$oft/Yahoo-based web sites.

    I'm actually surprised the percentage isn't higher...

    But really, who cares?

    What are the *other* 50% doing? That's a lot of people, remember.

    Personally, I never look at *any* of those web sites.

    Never...

    Do you?

    Does that study, and that article, mean that the web that I use, and the web that you use, are going to go away?

    In a word: No!

    Let the K-Mart Kulture AmeriKan Konsumerist sheep stare at their AOL/Time Warner/Micro$oft/Yahoo-based web sites.

    That's all they deserve, anyway...

    t_t_b

  24. Re:endorsement on Microsoft Fakes Citizen Letters of Support · · Score: 1
    Clue-for-the-day:
    • It's funny. Laugh.

    You'll see that from time to time around here...

    t_t_b

  25. Ah! on $1200 Cheap! · · Score: 1
    Now that's

    • better!
    Isn't it?

    :-)

    t_t_b