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  1. I had a boss who used to tell me on Is There Still Racism in IT Hiring Practices? · · Score: 1

    "You can hire coons, niggers and wops, but don't hire fucking stupid people."

    He also allowed smokers to smoke in the office because he did.

  2. Oh, I get it now! on First Impressions Count in Website Design · · Score: 0, Troll

    Turns out I just wasn't paying enough attention the first two times this was posted.

    Here, you can test your 50ms reflexes using this page

  3. If you could destroy a black hole... on Slowly Pulling Facts from Black Holes · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd be messing with the Phantom Zone, and we'd perish under the rule of the great General Zod!

  4. No worries mate on Australian IT Workers Concerned About Migrants · · Score: 1

    They can do all the work, we'll be down the beach.

  5. Brian Eno on Robert Fripp to Compose Vista's Soundtrack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Composed the Windows '95 startup sound. I always get this image of him wearing a sparkly cape thinking hard in front of a modular Moog while staring hard at a PC. The image is accentuated by the long hair and bald patch.

  6. The solution is obviously on Moon Shadows Frustrate Astronauts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leaping and hopping

  7. Not the first time on Jet Powered Human Flight · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember jumping from my roof in my batsuit after eating a litre of baked beans. I was eight at the time, don't remember much but I flew from the roof to the hospital bed, which was a whole 10 miles away...

  8. Just a suggestion on Digital Universe a Wikipedia Alternative · · Score: 1

    It would be nice if there were some kind of way that people could subscribe money if they wanted to so that they could provide a pool of money for scientific research. Stuff like this could provide an alternative source of research funding for some people. There could be public votes on how much and where it should be distributed to, votes by the public and other scientists. Even if it's a paypal account. Then each year a research body would put in its submissions to get some of this cash and the public would vote.

  9. Took me two weeks on CD Ripping Services Compared · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ripping my CD's (~450) to a minimum of 192kbps using CDex, you can rip from two drives at the same time, put two CD's in, eyeball the CDDB entries, press rip. Then from that point I go do something else, pop in every few minutes, change CD's rinse and repeat. Worked ok.

  10. Thanks Mr Branson! on Virgin Galactic to Build Space Port in New Mexico · · Score: 0

    By far my favourite multi billionaire.

  11. So what happens if one virus talks to another one? on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 1

    Maybe a worm hole will open up and swallow every AOL user.

  12. Why fiddle with exotic christmas light setups? on Innovative Christmas Light Setups? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just have one fucking huge bulb attached to a bayonet I installed on the top of my house. When that sucker lights up it's the equivalent of living above the arctic circle. 24 hours of daylight baby!

  13. Code thriller on How to Write Comments · · Score: 1

    I like to make my comments interesting by inserting snippets from bash.org, keeps the code reviewers occupied... /*
      what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish
    */

  14. I should get gene therapy on Born with Couch Potato Genes? · · Score: 1

    But I can't be arsed.

  15. Why upgrade? on Companies Keeping Systems Longer Than Ever · · Score: 3, Insightful

    W2K does everything we need right now for both developers and users in the company. The only reason I can think of to upgrade would be ongoing support from Microsoft for the platform. We call them once in a blue moon, mainly due to there being so much information elsewhere for most domestic stuff, only calling them when something weird goes on with something like Exchange (which is an expensive call in itself and not related to our desktop installs). We don't need the Fisher Price interface just something that works so we don't have to fix it.

    If you went to our CIO and said "We need to upgrade all our PC's to XP" and gave one reason, even if it's a good one, he'd get out the calculator and say no. It would have to be a reason like "We have to upgrade to XP otherwise the company will explode killing all executive management". Then he'd probably sign a check.

  16. Christmas for a Lego enthusiast on Lego Mindstorms: What Went Wrong? · · Score: 1

    I remember in the height of my Lego interest (around 1981-1982) the family went to some department store in London just before christmas and there was a big Lego section all setup. In the middle was this huge castle, the turrets reached the ceiling. It had this whole town setup leading up to it. It was awesome. I must have spent a good half hour looking around it at all the detail, gathering ideas for my own smaller creations. I owned other building stuff around the same time, including some European thing called Tente, which had a ton of specialised bricks back then, you could build all kinds of space stuff with it. But it always felt like you were being "hand-held" during the construction of anything, like with Lego you can take the basic blocks and make it and it was more of a challenge. I guess it's that whole boundary->creativity thing.

  17. Re:Acrobat on Ubuntu Certified for IBM DB2 · · Score: 1

    I've learn't something today. Thanks!

  18. Acrobat on Ubuntu Certified for IBM DB2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My passion is loading surprise PDF's into by browser. I can't get enough of them.

  19. Neighbourhood aggregation software on Is There Too Much Enthusiasm Over Wireless? · · Score: 1

    They should invent a 'dumb neighbour aggregator' application which combines the bandwidth of all the unsecured wireless networks in the immediate area and provides you with a single big pipe to play with. I think there was some MS 'virtual' wireless adaptor thing, maybe that could do it.

    Not that I condone that kind of activity. Nope, not in any way shape or form...

  20. Come back Einstein on Einstein's Biggest Blunder That Wasn't · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All is forgiven!

  21. Adding shortcuts for highly repetitive actions on Balancing Use Between the Keyboard and Mouse? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Certainly does help, we have telemarketers who use an autodialler connected to a button on an intranet site. They click the button, it routes the phone call to their workstation immediately. Before the autodialler they had to manually punch in the numbers, three things to swap between, phone-keyboard-mouse. After installing the auto-dialler (fixing up all the mis-dials), I removed as much of the mouse keyboard swapping that I could using button shortcuts and field jumps so they were primarily keyboard users, which works pretty well. The data entry is fairly straight forward, tab, enter, lots of typing, alt+whatever. But when they are faced with having to scroll down the screen because the form is just a touch to long to display all at once, they head towards the scroll wheel on the mouse. We've considered purchasing keyboards with a mousewheel tacked onto the side and some kind of trackball (their desk real estate is fairly limited) but we've come to the conclusion that they're happy the way they are now and it works.

    Then again, sometimes I find myself typing in word then trying to use CTRL+K combinations...

  22. Re:Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? on Breakthrough for Quantum Measurement · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe. Maybe not, who can tell?

  23. Convex or concave mirror? on Austrian Town Sees the Light · · Score: 1

    Hope they get the right one or they'll be melting the local chocolate shop.

  24. In other news on Grass Grazing In Dinosaurs Confirmed · · Score: 1

    Dinosaurs 'chewed' grass. Entire dinosaur population killed while driving 5mph to the nearest corner store to buy munchies.

  25. Look no further on Australia Pushes Geothermal Energy · · Score: 1

    I can extract geothermal energy from my early morning dutch ovens...