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  1. Re:Tell me again... on PA's Dept. of Homeland Security Shared Oil-Shale Protester Info With Companies · · Score: 1

    Actually, we should take a page from Japan's rule book for CEOs. If you're CEO at a company that goes down due to your corruption, you are disgraced and have to commit ritual suicide. I know that some haven't, but those that are "in charge" should pay the same price. The responsibility has to stop somewhere and it should be on the shoulders of the person in charge.

  2. It's all about control on Newspapers Cut Wikileaks Out of Shield Law · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Our "friends" at the newspapers like it when they're allowed to keep information from the public and then publish it for the sensationalism. To have someone else horn in on their territory is not to be accepted. In the last 20 years I've seen the "news" business go from fact driven reports to "newstainment". I'd rather read the information that Wikileaks puts on their website and make my own decisions based on the FACTS. Wikileaks is more of a journalist trying to put out the information they get so that we aren't keep in the dark by politicians, TV news monkeys, and the "We'll do whatever our government tells us to do" newspapers.

    Apologies for the rant; I just get a little P.O.ed when the big guys are trying to squish the little guys who are willing to show us what's really going on.

  3. My God... on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    ...uses the sugar rich urine or elderly diabetics to make his high-end single malt whisky.

    The whiskey is made of PEOPLE!

    Now pardon me while I find a toilet.

  4. Copyright Law "Isn't Working" on RIAA President Says Copyright Law "Isn't Working" · · Score: 1

    I think the words "in our favor" were omitted.

  5. Likely employer... on Man Takes Up Internal Farming · · Score: 1

    "I bet the guy has a career awaiting him in PR for a pea-growing company."

    Green Giant Vegetables, of course.

    Ho ho ho.

  6. Re:Impossible everywhere but in PRspeak on Building the Zero-Fatality Car · · Score: 1

    I already have a zero-fatality vehicle: it's called the M1A1 Abrams.
    Gas mileage sucks, though.

  7. Noise reduction on Fly Eyes Used For Solar Cells · · Score: 1

    Have the scientists figured out how to eliminate the buzzing noise these new solar cells will surely generate?

  8. Re:Pluto is not a planet anymore... on The Proton Just Got Smaller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean we'll have to start referring to the proton as a "dwarf particle"?

  9. Re:Maximum PC on Modern Day Equivalent of Byte/Compute! Magazine? · · Score: 1

    I threw one of my old Maximum PC issues into my modified microwave and had a steaming cup of Ramen noodles in just 3 minutes!

    Thanks!

  10. Re:A Better Target on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about slapping the same warning on all political commentary, books, papers, laws, bills, etc? At the beginning of political "news" shows?
    Just because a document is hundreds of years old does NOT mean the truths and wisdom contained within are irrelevant due to the current point-of-view.

  11. Re:Maybe not today but in the future. on Is Cyberwarfare Fiction? · · Score: 1

    If someone is stupid enough to get an artificial heart/pacemaker/defibrillator with a built-in webserver, they should be given an instant Darwin Award.

    There are somethings that don't belong on the Internet now or in the future.

  12. Re:Look on the bright side on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Look, when you live on or near a volcano and holes begin appearing, it's time to get your ash out of there!

  13. Re:Amazing on BP Says "Top Kill" Operation Has Failed · · Score: 1

    It's like operating on a patient and going 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'.

    A doctor on TV!

  14. Franken Food on The Rise of Nanofoods · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Count me out!
    I don't think anyone wants food made from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_franken
    Well, maybe this guy would: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_lecter

  15. Re:Epic fail. on Scientist Infects Self With Computer Virus · · Score: 1

    I'm just interested in how long it will take before the scientist blue-screens.

  16. Re:Could this be... on Conservative Textbook Curriculum Passes Final Vote In Texas · · Score: 1

    Actually, we have Bugs Bunny beta testing a solution to secession:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

  17. Re:social conservatism is always hypocritical on Conservative Textbook Curriculum Passes Final Vote In Texas · · Score: 1

    social conservatism is always "do as i say, not as i do". and there isn't really any malice in their simple-mindedness. ...
    social conservatives are not evil, they're just stupid

    Well, here's where the "social conservatives" came from...

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/27/1853237/Neanderthals-Had-Sex-With-Modern-Man

    Just Say No to Neanderthal Sex!

  18. Re:locating terrorist on Marine Mammals Used To Fight Terrorism · · Score: 1

    Actually, we at the TSA have ordered 2,000 800-pound gorillas to replace the current airport screeners.
    Just remember:
    o DON'T wear anything yellow
    o DON'T bend over
    o DON'T argue with the screeners

  19. Creepy-crawly on Using Augmented Reality To Treat Cockroach Phobia · · Score: 1

    So, how do they simulate the sensation of hundreds of cockroaches crawling all over your body?
    It sounds like only visuals of cockroaches are being simulated and it's not a big deal. However, having the sensation of a cockroach crawling over your face at 2 A.M. will wake you up faster than espresso.

  20. Fighting states on Texas Tells Cape Wind "You're Not First Yet" · · Score: 1

    Hopefully their fight about who's first should blow over soon.

  21. Crimes and rationality on The Laidoff Ninja · · Score: 4, Informative

    Frankly, I was a bit surprised to see LON come out and suggest people should not commit crimes when they are desperate for money. I think this would be obvious to any rational person.

    Unfortunately, there are people that do become irrational when they lose their source of income. I have had several ex-coworkers call and ask for monetary assistance. There was one that pulled a knife on me when I told him I couldn't help as my wife had lost her job the previous week.

    It's never easy to be laid off. It took me being laid off of several jobs to realize that the company isn't angry at you, it's just that the PHBs want to save their own asses by cutting staff. However, I've seen many otherwise rational people become irrational when they are told that they're being laid off. I've seen adults beg, cry, plead and throw temper tantrums to keep their jobs. It's at times like these to remind them to act like adults and it's not the end of the world.

  22. Datacenter containment on Hot Aisle Or Cold Aisle For Containment? · · Score: 5, Funny

    We only resort to using containment when the servers have been very, very naughty. We've found that chains, steel cable and duct tape are the best ways to keep servers in their racks.

  23. Sounds like... on US Says 4.3 Billion People Live With Bad IP Laws · · Score: 1

    the corporate "persons" are speaking through their mouthpiece, the government.
    Let others decide for themselves how they want to treat "intellectual property".

  24. Let's eliminate all the distractions on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 1

    Here's a proposal for eliminating all distractions in the cockpit:
    All personal items must be left outside the cockpit, personal clothing will be removed and replaced with hospital gowns.

    I'm pretty sure that will make the aircrew pay attention to the instruments during the entire flight.
     

  25. The Blob! on Microbe Mat the Size of Greece Discovered In the Sea · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this the star of a 1958 movie? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051418/

    Looks like it's working on a remake http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1501672/