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  1. obligatory haiku about haiku on Haiku's Window Manager · · Score: 1

    haiku looks cool
    seems like potential is there
    FOR ME TO POOP ON

  2. Re:$5.99 Keyboard on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Dude, your girl broke up with you via email? Who were you dating, Phil Collins?

  3. Before you take a pdf to Kinkos... on Printing (Big) Manuals? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most commercial software manuals, pdf or otherwise, specify in the copyright section that reproduction of the manual requires the company's consent before doing so. Not thinking this was actually enforced, I took a CD with a 1000+ page pdf manual for Steinberg Cubase to be printed, only to be told that they couldn't print it due to the copyright restriction.

    The solution was simple enough, I emailed Steinberg asking permission to print it for personal use only, yadda yadda, and they replied (rather quickly, surprisingly) and said it was ok. Took a printout of the email to Kinkos and they happily printed the manual for me.

    I realize I could have easily forged the email from Steinberg, but I considered the possibility, however unlikely, that Mr Steinberg would find out and make an example out of me via a hearty copyright lawsuit, thus ending my home recording career even before it started.

    Not that I have anything against Germans.

  4. fooled again on Earth, a Giant Pinball Machine · · Score: 3, Funny

    i hate it when a broad layer change turns out to be a localized density variation!

  5. Winner: Most Pointless Screenshot of the Year on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep, it's Windows 98, alright.

  6. Re:Ask Slashdot on Documentation Strategies? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why does it burn when I urinate?

    Because you're not writing documentation correctly.

  7. Re:YaST - great for newbs but... on YaST to Become Open Source · · Score: 4, Informative

    Autoyast is very neat, btw. Apparently RedHat has something similar to that.

    Yep.

  8. Re:Argh. on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The headline should have been much, much clearer.

    This is Slashdot, buddy. To paraphrase George Bush Sr., Slashdot headlines are about as clear as Boston Harbor.

  9. Clippy Sez... on MS and Sendmail work together on Spam Solution · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It looks like you are editing your sendmail.mc file. Would you like to add:

    1. define('confTRY_NULL_MX_LIST',true)
    2. define('UUCP_MAILER_MAX','2000000')
    3. define('confAUTH_MECHANISMS', 'EXTERNAL GSSAPI DIGEST-MD5 CRAM-MD5 LOGIN PLAIN')
    4. FEATURE(`relay_based_on_MX')
    5. ..."

  10. GW Could Save Precious Campaigning Time... on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if he just condensed all his recent "victories" into one large slogan, ie

    Saddam Hussein to pilot specially-crafted WMD to Mars, thanks to tax cuts and a reduced deficit! Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

  11. Bob Dole's Response on First Ever Nanotube Transistors On A Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What the hell's this... some kinda nanotube?!"

  12. Re:I thought we already rolled back to 1970's on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 1

    "Now look how frickin' cool those guys from the Strokes are,
    Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are!"
    --Triumph

  13. Re:fedora.info lies on Universities Dispute with Red Hat over 'Fedora' · · Score: 1

    In other words:
    (R) = Trademark through registration
    tm = Trademark through established use


    That's easy enough to follow, but what exactly constitutes "established use"? Established by who? After how much time? Seems like an arbitrary distinction.

  14. Re:Had to be said. on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    Worst... plant... ever.

    BOO YAH!

  15. Re:Network install for the cheap on Mandrake Linux 9.2 Hits the Street · · Score: 1

    All the mirrors I've tried so far appear not to have the RPMS2 directory synched yet, which causes an error when doing a network install. The installer's 'hdlists' source file is telling it that RPMS2 is there but when the program tries to access it, the folder is not there and the installer dies. Doh.

  16. Even The Good Book Has This Issue on The Borg MegaCube · · Score: 2, Funny

    Flanders: Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

  17. Strange Things are Afoot... on Recommendations for RPN Calculators? · · Score: 1

    While reading that comment, the song that started playing on a mix CD I just made was "Fixed Income," which just happens to be a track from "The Private Press." Is this a sign?

    I think Mulder said it best when he remarked, "If coincidences are just coincidences, then why do they feel so contrived? Also, you should buy an HP calculator."

  18. Guess I'll Add Another Nut Joke... on Power Plant Fueled By Nut Shells · · Score: 1

    ...but really it's just an excuse to quote "Kung Pow".

    Chosen One: I'll take a pound of nuts.
    Shopowner (screaming): THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!

  19. Pew Study? on Pew Study: File Traders Don't Care About Copyright · · Score: 1

    So now pollsters are conducting surveys in church? Blasphemy!

  20. Obligatory Kung Pow Reference on ABIT's Secure IDE Motherboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    (paraphrased for sake of relevance)

    Master Doe: This key will allow no one to see the contents of your hard drive due to the complicated encryption algorithm. Do you understand?
    Master Tang: [nods head in agreement, pauses] No.. I don't understand.

  21. DVI Output? on DVD Player With DVI Output · · Score: 3, Funny

    DVI output from a DVD player? What kind of CUPS driver do you need for this thing? But more importantly, how much paper would you need?

  22. Is this necessary? on Ogg Vorbis decoder chip a reality · · Score: 1

    Color me ignorant, but is an entire hardware-based chip really necessary for decoding ogg vorbis? It would seem to me that this could be done relatively easily via a firmware upgrade.

    I mean, isn't that a big selling point for a lot of the mp3 players anyway, the ability to upgrade the unit to allow for future audio formats?

  23. Re:OT: can you translate? on Scribus 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Network Executive: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy. You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets biz-zay; consistently and thoroughly.
    Krusty: So he's proactive, huh?
    Executive: Oh, God yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
    Writer: Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't those just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that... I'm fired aren't I?

  24. Must've been an AT-5000 on Suing Telemarketers Made Simple · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Greetings friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it. And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay! Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."

  25. Re:The Bar Code! The Ubiquitous Bar Code! on Barcodes: The Number of the Beast · · Score: 1

    The version I know and love appears on the Orb's criminally underrated Orblivion album, but the quote originally appeared in Mike Leigh's movie Naked.