(CUT TO SPANISH CLASS) Beavis: Nicaraqua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!! Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Where is your hall pass?
Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P.... bungholio!
Spanish teacher: Beavis.... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?
Beavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?
Spanish teacher: Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the principal's office. NOW!
Beavis: Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...
Where I come from we have no bunghole... heh heh heh heh
Spanish teacher: "Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa....." The lights are on, but nobody's home....
Those who do not study Amateur radio are doomed to reinvent it.
We've had this "location beaming" capability for some time - it's called APRS [tapr.org] (Automatic Position Reporting System).
We've also had interference problems, a**holes on the bands, and repeaters causing interference. That's why we have licenses and are held accountable by the FCC - so that if somebody starts doing this, they get hit with a $8000 fine.
Just look at Children's Band (CB) - one big heterodyne squeal from end to end. Why did this happen? Because the FCC allowed anybody to use CB without a license, and stopped enforcing the law there. Now Chicken Band is like reading at -1.
If they want to stop this, the FCC needs to enforce the law. Go after anybody causing interference, require radio manufacturers to show their nifty new features don't cause harm, etc.
Otherwise, FRS will be CB at a higher frequency.
(And personally, I'm glad there's a place for these morons to play that isn't where I am trying to communicate.)
(Of course, many BPOFs (brass pounding old farts) will say the same about me, since I am a DSNCT (dirty stinking no-code tech).)
Moderating trolls and flames as "Offtopic" is Unfair and will be metamoderated as such. How the trolls attack me now....
Would have fucking had it too, butt no. I wanted to try Mozilla. WTF was I thinking? Back to IE I go. I'm not switching browsers again until it can assure me firstis postis.
You're talking to slashbots here. They'll never go to this club - it's not "free." Besides, one look at these nerds and the bouncer wouldn't let them in anyway.
Close your web browser, shut down your fucking linux "b0x" and go outside for once in your life.
I think the fact that a site like slashdot, which caters to you fucking nerds out there, can't even survive without having to charge you for reading it, says alot about how much you fucks are worth to the rest of the world: ZERO.
This should serve as a wakeup call to all you nerds out there who think that working on your b0x in your one bedroom apartment, posting useless shit to a useless web site like slashdot and reading about the newest version of OpenBSD that can run on your fucking Dreamcast console is a good way to go through life.
So wake the fuck up and DO something productive, something that makes money. Stop wasting your time talking about open source fucking garbage that will never amount to anything useful.
Slashdot Mirror
I did it again.
Eat a dick. You too UKians.
that sweet funky stuff.
(CUT TO SPANISH CLASS)
... bungholio!
Beavis: Nicaraqua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Where is your hall pass?
Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P.
Spanish teacher: Beavis.... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?
Beavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?
Spanish teacher: Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the principal's office. NOW!
Beavis: Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...
Where I come from we have no bunghole... heh heh heh heh
Spanish teacher: "Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa....." The lights are on, but nobody's home....
Back to stealing music! Eat it Rosen!
That is all.
Those who do not study Amateur radio are doomed to reinvent it.
We've had this "location beaming" capability for some time - it's called
APRS [tapr.org] (Automatic Position Reporting System).
We've also had interference problems, a**holes on the bands, and repeaters causing interference. That's why we have licenses and are held accountable by the FCC - so that if somebody starts doing this, they get hit with a $8000 fine.
Just look at Children's Band (CB) - one big heterodyne squeal from end to end. Why did this happen? Because the FCC allowed anybody to use CB without a license, and stopped enforcing the law there. Now Chicken Band is like reading at -1.
If they want to stop this, the FCC needs to enforce the law. Go after anybody causing interference, require radio manufacturers to show their nifty new features don't cause harm, etc.
Otherwise, FRS will be CB at a higher frequency.
(And personally, I'm glad there's a place for these morons to play that isn't where I am trying to communicate.)
(Of course, many BPOFs (brass pounding old farts) will say the same about me, since I am a DSNCT (dirty stinking no-code tech).)
Moderating trolls and flames as "Offtopic" is Unfair and will be metamoderated as such. How the trolls attack me now....
Thanks for the kind words. I try to only get a couple of FPs a day, as I like to make sure everyone has a chance to get that first post tingle.
I also have no love for ACs.
oh, it's so good.
Who da man?
You da Man!
Fuck ACs.
Thank you for your input.
Would have fucking had it too, butt no. I wanted to try Mozilla. WTF was I thinking? Back to IE I go. I'm not switching browsers again until it can assure me firstis postis.
Now i've seen everything!
This pfist poast is dedicated to halle berry. Thanks to you, "women of color" (TM) everywhere are now emancipated.
see subject.
I agree with this post.
That's what that perv is making. That's just sick. Give me a good old-fashoned hand job anytime.
No can do.
Business model:
1. Develop electric concrete.
2. ???
3. Profit!
Works every time.
I don't agree with this post.
You misspelled that. It's Mormons. You're welcome.
You're talking to slashbots here. They'll never go to this club - it's not "free." Besides, one look at these nerds and the bouncer wouldn't let them in anyway.
She's a 10 in my book.
Close your web browser, shut down your fucking linux "b0x" and go outside for once in your life.
I think the fact that a site like slashdot, which caters to you fucking nerds out there, can't even survive without having to charge you for reading it, says alot about how much you fucks are worth to the rest of the world: ZERO.
This should serve as a wakeup call to all you nerds out there who think that working on your b0x in your one bedroom apartment, posting useless shit to a useless web site like slashdot and reading about the newest version of OpenBSD that can run on your fucking Dreamcast console is a good way to go through life.
So wake the fuck up and DO something productive, something that makes money. Stop wasting your time talking about open source fucking garbage that will never amount to anything useful.