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Warwick Gets a Few More Wires

teamhasnoi writes "CNN reports that a British university professor has been fitted with cyborg technology. (100 wires embedded in his wrist) This apparently enables his nervous system to be linked to a computer, encoding movements like wiggling fingers and feelings like shock and pain, and recorded for the first time. Is this the end of VCR+? Or the beginning of an (unholy) marriage of man and machine?" Warwick has been doing this for five years now.

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  1. neuromancer by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone here read Neuromancer? It was the first book of the Cyberpunk genere, and it preceded Snow Crash and The Diamond Age.

    Anyway, in this book, one of the main focuses is how they are fitting the characters with wires and chips and such, and they set it up so that one of the characters is acting like a video camera and another one is set up in such as way that he can see and feel and hear everything she experiences.

    1. Re:neuromancer by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's like asking if anyone has ever used Linux on Slashdot.

    2. Re:neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like asking who's not using IE to read Slashdot.

    3. Re:neuromancer by O2n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's like asking if anyone has ever used Linux on Slashdot.

      You'd be suprised to find out that many of the most vocal linux advocates were also moaning and whining about the "page widening bug"... which is/was a bug only showing in IE. Go figure.

    4. Re:neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opera identifies itself as IE and there is a patch for mozilla, lynx and mosaic to report as IE too. That's because some p0rn sites do not give high quality photos unless it's IE. So there is no argument there.

      Bjarne

    5. Re:neuromancer by McBeth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Neuromancer is definitely _not_ the first book in the Cyberpunk Genre. While Gibson did coin the phrase, several books had been written before Neuromancer. A book that everyone would agree as being cyberpunk, and pre Neuromancer, is "True Names" by Vernor Vinge. It was published in 1981, three years before Neuromancer.

      If you want to define cyberpunk by the themes in the books more than the physical act of flying around in computers with your mind, people like Alfred Bester, Roger Zelazny, and Philip K. Dick are definitely precursor-cyberpunk. Hell you could make a good case for Plato and Descartes.

      If Vernor Vinge weren't such an _okay_ writer, and a pompous buffoon, I'd be more willing to give him the title.

    6. Re:neuromancer by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2
      That's like asking who's not using IE to read Slashdot.
      I'm sure not 100% of the people here have read it though. Plus, a large number of people have been complaining about the page widening bug, which only affected IE.
    7. Re:neuromancer by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2

      That is indeed interesting, but most people refer to it as the book that defined the genere. I agree though, there are books with large themes that were similar and that preceded it. Let's not forget the movie Blade Runner (as I'm sure no one will), which could probably be called cyberpunk for it has many similar elements.

    8. Re:neuromancer by McBeth · · Score: 1

      Gaa, I can't believe I forgot about

      Simulacrum 3
      by David somethingorother

      it was published early '60s

      and
      Shockwave Runner
      by John Brunner (sp?)
      I don't remember when it was published, but Vinge mentions it as an inspiration for his story

    9. Re:neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "another one is set up in such as way that he can see and feel and hear everything she experiences."

      I wonder if wives are going to start demanding this of their husbands before having kids...

    10. Re:neuromancer by McBeth · · Score: 1

      Bladerunner is based on the book
      "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"
      by Philip K. Dick
      published 1968

      Read "True Names" and come back to me and tell me if the book is just a "theme" or really a precursor to Gibson.

    11. Re:neuromancer by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      What page widening bug? (Seriously, this is the first I've heard of it)

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    12. Re:neuromancer by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

      The fact that you ask that makes me feel horribly old school. Back in Tha Day, nobody quick enough to get the first (real) comment onto a story would have thought to ask that. Its assumed.

      Heh. One day I'll be drinking metamucil from my Thinkgeek penguin glass and remincising about the times before peer-to-peer when you either knew ftp or you went home... and zmodem will be considered a myth.

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    13. Re:neuromancer by Hostile17 · · Score: 2

      Lets not forget John Brunner's Shockwave Rider, 1975.

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    14. Re:neuromancer by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      And Gibson *isn't* a pompous buffoon?

      If I have to hear his childhood described as 'southern gothic' one more time, I'm going to claim the title for *myself*, dammit.

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    15. Re:neuromancer by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      Umm.. browse any /. articles where Klerck has posted, such as this one.

      I hear it only affects IE users, and that it's supposedly fixed. I dunno.

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  2. Wow... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right now, I'm wondering how we can use this to grow the appropriate meat chunks based on a user's input...

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    1. Re:Wow... by realdpk · · Score: 2

      Not to mention wire people in to the new 1000x faster distributed PS3 network!

    2. Re:Wow... by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Will it play my open source TV shows?

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    3. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given appropriate user input most meat will grow... Schwing!

  3. Hope he never comes to Canada by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better not try to fly from Newfoundland to Toronto, if he knows what's good for him.

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    1. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by ender81b · · Score: 4, Funny

      100 wires embedded in his wrist
      also doesn't sound like a good idea.

      would YOU want a computer to always know what your wrists where doing? Didn't think so =)

    2. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by maniac11 · · Score: 2

      would YOU want a computer to always know what your wrists where doing?

      If it could save me from some Carpal Tunnel pain I'd be all for it.

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    3. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      would YOU want a computer to always know what your wrists where doing? Didn't think so =)


      I'm sure it already does... with all the pr0n cd's I've burnt over the years I'm sure many P2P systems, cdr proggies and media players know.

    4. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 0

      I had a cybernetic BS detector implanted in me, but then I flew over Redmond, Washington, and it exploded.

    5. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by Knightmare · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding.... think of the money you could make on internet perverts with that... plenty of people pay to see stuff like that without the user feedback ;)

    6. Re:Hope he never comes to Canada by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      I was going to reply in exactly the same vein, then I realised, this is the first troll topic!

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  4. Just don't go through any airports... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 1

    Scary...
    What happens when your batteries run out?!?

    1. Re:Just don't go through any airports... by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that humans are exothermic reactions? You can just keep liquidfying us and feeding to the rest and we'll keep increasing population and producing waste heat..

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  5. Marriage by FissileDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...Or the beginning of an (unholy) marriage of man and machine?"
    I still can't marry a boyfriend (man and man).
    Get your priorities right.

    1. Re:Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to be a bit more subtle with your flamebait...

    2. Re:Marriage by DickPhallus · · Score: 1

      No need to fret, Cmdr Taco is getting married soon!

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    3. Re:Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Your argument is fellatious.

    4. Re:Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >I still can't marry a boyfriend (man and man).

      Here's your clueticket for the day: That is a good thing. You should really be over the same-sex experimentation by the middle of college.

  6. Captain Cyborg Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Captain Cyborg shoots down from the skys and enters the realm of bullshit...yet again! And what happens? the entire mainstream media decides he's obviously an expert in his field and listens!!!

    Do they know the rest of the Cybernectics profession cringes with embarrassment every time Captain Cyborg appears on the back of a cereal packet???

  7. In reference to Shadowrun by chainsawed · · Score: 1

    I can't help but feel like this kind of technology errodes a person's "essence". I wonder what the chemical reaction between the electrodes and his nervous system will do to him in the long run?

    1. Re:In reference to Shadowrun by flink · · Score: 1

      The makers of Shadowrun would agree with you.

  8. Re:An onerous battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stinking cyborgs.

  9. Old News by viper21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all know that little kids in Japan already have Sony Playstations grafted into their bodies.

    Button sensors in fingertips, a video pipeline into the optic nerves, etc.

    It's a big secret, but we all know they are doing it. The reason Sony can't provide a 1000x performance increase to the PS3 is because of the limitations of the human nervous system, not because of some silly thing like computing limitations. You just wait for umbilical attachments for kids so they can work in parallell.

    "Mommy, Billy jumped off the couch after a dragon and hurt my belly button!"

    I can just imagine the lawsuits.

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    -Scott

    Boy, did that movie suck?

    1. Re:Old News by Grayraven · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's what sony means with the biotech stuff. No need to engineer hardware, just turn the kids
      into biological computers. ;-)

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    2. Re:Old News by JordoCrouse · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's what sony means with the biotech stuff. No need to engineer hardware, just turn the kids
      into biological computers. ;-)


      I'm afraid thats exactly what they mean, They already have devices that will shock you when you get hit, and we know you can project images on the retina. Just strap a Geoforce to your ass and you're there.

      /me shudders

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  10. Wired Article by the Cyborg himself by fastdecade · · Score: 1, Informative

    R
    Wired Article by Warwick is Here. It looks like his 1998 plans are coming to fruition.

    "I was born human. But this was an accident of fate - a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change. I will tell you why."

    1. Re:Wired Article by the Cyborg himself by wompser · · Score: 1

      I was looking for that same article, I remember reading it when it came out, thinking this guy was somewhere inbetween a complete wackjob and visionary. There is also an older article in wired that touches on the same issues

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/1.04/

      In the desire to be wired story

      Doggies have bad breath, even after you give them a tic-tac. Amy-age 9

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  11. 'Batlike 6th sense' by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Warwick also hopes to wire himself up to a ultrasonic sensor, used by robots to navigate around objects, to give himself a bat-like sixth sense.

    Hmm.. I've heard that when somebody loses one sense (sight, hearing, etc) the other senses grow stronger to compensate. So the obvious question is: Would this work the other way around? If you add a 'sixth sense' would the strength of your five basic senses be diminished? Would they become 'lazy'?

    1. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Cepper · · Score: 1

      That is a very interesting thought. I hope he looks at this kind of thing in his research.

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    2. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by PinkStainlessTail · · Score: 1
      If you add a 'sixth sense' would the strength of your five basic senses be diminished? Would they become 'lazy'?

      Oh that's no problem: you just graft in a cybernetic replacement for that sense. Of course, one of your other senses would then become lazy. So you'd have to replace that, which would lead to another sense becoming lazy...

      Oooo, upgrade spiral. Warwick's gonna end up looking like Tetsuo (The Iron Man).

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    3. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by isoteareth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would never really work like a true sense. Your brain specializes large chunks of itself to deal with the various senses, and just adding in some new input without having that chunk of brain matter to process it isn't going to do much.

      As an example of something similar, consider cases where sight has been restored to individuals who have been blind since birth, or at least for a considerable amount of time. They never gain sight in the way "normal" people regard it. An example of this can be found in "An Anthropologist on Mars", in the study of Virgil.

    4. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well if you take the Canadian airport "fiasco" with the other cyborg from a few days back as evidence, it seems that, yes, normal senses do become weaker by having this "crutch" (since the guy then needed to be wheeled into the plane and has since been having trouble functioning normally... could be the shock as well though).

      mark

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    5. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Puk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your brain specializes large chunks of itself to deal with the various senses, and just adding in some new input without having that chunk of brain matter to process it isn't going to do much.

      But that leads to an interesting thought. While what you say is largely true once you are an adult, your brains starts largely unprogrammed with how to process optical and auditory input. It learns what is effective and how to decode the outside world's input into useful internal information. I assume most of this learning is done when young, but I bet some of it continues later on. So if you inserted this information into the brain, eventually it should train itself to use it as just another sense/input -- probably faster if you are younger.

      This, of course, leads to a debate on who it would be moral to test it on, and I'm not sure there are any good answers to that. I certainly don't have any.

      On a related note, I remember watching a presentation at school on a comparison between the basic structures of a image using some sort of network (sadly, I forget the details) trained on raw images and the basic structures used by vision-related groups of neurons. They were amazingly similar. No, this didn't fool me into thinking we have any clue how the brain works. :)

      -Puk

    6. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by mattbelcher · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Warwick also hopes to wire himself up to a ultrasonic sensor, used by robots to navigate around objects, to give himself a bat-like sixth sense.

      The strangest thing about this statement is that bat's only have 5 senses, just like humans. Echolocation is just an ingenius use of hearing.

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    7. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Michael+Page · · Score: 1

      Bats don't have any 6th sense...they're blind. Their ultrasonic radar replaces their normal vision.

      Considering the plethora of ultrasonic emissions in the environment, wouldn't an attempt to tap into it (for a human anyway...) lead to a nasty sensory overload? I can imagine him switching it on and being instantly immobilized by sensory shock. Robots can do this because they can be programmed. To 'program' a human brain to be able to understand ultrasonic sensory information would probably take an evolutionary change.

    8. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      The attentive reader will have noted that the loss of perception is from switching from a 2D world (teh glasses) to the everyday 3D world. It threw off his depth perception.

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    9. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      Bats are not blind, they can see just like most animals.

    10. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Agrred. stinking pile of monkey dung, esp. compared to the original

      You're not John Deek, are you?

    11. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      It threw off his depth perception.

      Well, that was why I also mentioned he was having trouble also later on. Slashdot search seems to be having some trouble, but I thought he was having trouble recalling things as well, and just some general functioning after the incident was over.

      I also thought he didn't wear the glasses at all times anyway.

      mark
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    12. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      "Batlike 6th sense"???

      Whatz_mext?X-ray_grazzez_that_kam_zee_through_wo me m'z_kwothez?

    13. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by iabervon · · Score: 3

      You're not going to get more cortex just by getting more input. The parts of your brain that would go to processing this input would no longer be available for their original tasks. So it's not so much them getting 'lazy' as getting less of your processing power.

      Of course, getting existing brain structures to re-specialialize in order to deal with this input is probably very difficult in an adult. Fortunately, we have depth perception already, so we at least have structures for the processed data.

    14. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I have met the Canadian cyborg, professor Mann, on a number of occasions (I almost took one of his courses) and I can testify that the concept of "functioning normally" applies to him only in the loosest of senses, even at the best of times.

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    15. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. I've heard that when somebody loses one sense (sight, hearing, etc) the other senses grow stronger to compensate. So the obvious question is: Would this work the other way around? If you add a 'sixth sense' would the strength of your five basic senses be diminished? Would they become 'lazy'?

      That's an interesting point. I've always thought it would be cool if I could see in IR or UV or other ranges out of human perception--but I figured that I could simply use a camera that mapped the invisible energy to visible light and displayed on my retina (or direct brain input, but I'm afraid of a Diamond-Age style hack).

    16. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Echolocation has been credited as being a sixth sense by many biologists.

      The reason is that there is ping sent to get the pong. Seen by many as a use of two senses evolving into another extra sense.

      If I'm a human who uses his 5 senses together in a new way [Zen students have done this for years] some may also argue that I've created a sixth sense. The trick isn't using thought or conscious behavior, the trick is having that sense go on it's own. [like bats... the bat isn't thinking: "ill send the ping and the pong blah blah..." He just does it]

      So you are right, but Carl Sagan himself [Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors] said that echolocation is another sense.

    17. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by stipe42 · · Score: 1

      The human brain is surprisingly adept at adapting to changes in sensory input. There was a fairly famous experiment in which a neurobiologist wore a pair of glasses that turned the views upside down. It was living hell on him for two weeks (he wore them 24 hours a day) and then he woke up and could see absolutely normally. The brain rewired itself to switch the views back to what was usable. When the researcher took off the glasses after that, his vision was upside down just like it had been before the glasses. It took two weeks for his vision to switch back after taking off the glasses.

      I don't have the reference info with me, but someone could probably find it fairly easily.

      stipe42

    18. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about the remembering things. His memory enhancements are only lookup based voluntary systems, so they aren't integral. I think the article or a poster who knows him said that he only took the glasses off to shower.

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    19. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      His memory enhancements are only lookup based voluntary systems, so they aren't integral.

      Right, I wasn't thinking really it was integral per se, more of a crutch that was suddenly taken away from him.

      As for the glasses, I remembered a comment about him going to a store, and causing some fuss, and how he would take off his glasses and put them on repeatedly (the poster was downplaying that he really wore them constantly). But I could be wrong.

      In any case, I still think it seems very likely that any augmentation of this kind could become a crutch (therefore dulling other functions/senses).

      Not that this is bad, necessarily. We have it happening already.

      mark
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    20. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Kraft · · Score: 2

      Can you elaborate on this please?

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    21. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by corey_lawson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but if you get a sense returned as an adult, the chances for the neural paths to develop are greatly reduced. Witness traumatic brain injury in children ( age 9 or so) compared to same scale of injury in adults. Considering that a treatment for children for severe seizures is removing a brain hemisphere, you'd never do that to an adult.

    22. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like how cats raised in a room with only round objects cannot perceive edges when they are adults, and thus walk into blocks because they cannot 'see' them?

    23. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Bandman · · Score: 2

      No worse than what Microsoft makes us do...

      :)

    24. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps in the future, genetically engineered brain chunks could be created and implanted along with the cybernetic implant to allow a "native" neural interface to things like ultrasound (or infrared, or whatever comes after 802.11 (how cool would that be; a wireless direct neural interface to the internet!)). Sort of like a multi-tiered implant archetecture.

      I'm beginning to think by the time I die, I'll no longer be human, and what's more, I like that idea. Just a thought...

    25. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by metacell · · Score: 1

      The other senses woule be 'lazy' only if you used them significantly less. The 'bat' sense would probably not be very useful, and thus not compete with the other senses.
      But, I think with enough practice, the right kind of practice, and enough time, the sense could probably be a little useful.
      I don't think training his gray matter for this new sense, somehow give less brain volume to his other senses. The same part of the brain can learn several tasks by forming new connections.

    26. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Uberminky · · Score: 4, Interesting
      a human who uses his 5 senses together in a new way
      I don't know anything about bats. But what you say sounds a lot like something I've been thinking about lately. It's incredibly common, but we probably don't think about it much: subconsciously combining our senses to create new "senses". Here's a great example: wetness. You don't have any wetness sensors. But if you stick your hand in a box and brush it up against something that's wet, you know it's wet. How? Your "cold" sensors (or temperature, or whatever) fire, your tactile sensors register certain patterns, your hairs are matted down (more tactile feedback).. and you infer subconsciously that your hand is wet. You could be wrong (just like you can be mistaken in your judgements of the sources of sounds, etc), but odds are you correct. If you rub your fingers together and they catch, slip, and vibrate in a certain way, and your muscle feedback says there's a certain resistance signature, you're probably wet. You can't help but feel it: it's a new sense.

      Sorry for going a bit off-topic. Seems kinda interesting to me anyway...

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    27. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it'd be cool until some script kiddie DoS's you.

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    28. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can you elaborate on this please?

      Sure: YHBT HAND

    29. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      As humans we can be disciplined to a certain point of extra-sensory perception.

      Have you ever seen a movie where a kung fu master [which would really need to be trained in the ways of Buddha, not just a fighting style of course] gets up and somehow knows that someone is coming to the door.

      It's not that he's only enhanced his hearing, this would be impossible. You couldn't understand the things he is thinking about... subconsciously of course. He has quieted his mind and doesn't instantly confirm and deny - he is subconscious. Movements in wind, a rattle of the floor or earth also provide a gentle push needed to see what others can't.

      Consiously he set out to do these things, but if he is a good student he will let his body open up to the world around him and absorb the things you speak of.

      But what you are speaking of is more on the topic of what may already be in our DNA. We know that chickens see a silhouette of a hawk and react. Our upper brains [and maybe their lower] have put together that feeling of wetness and the such. Though not consiously, but maybe through our evolutionary ancestors. Our senses are growing and what is to say that another will not?

      Although this type of idea is good for people who are currently sick, where does it leave us in the evolutionary ladder if certain genetic traits aren't selected for?

      Ending suffering is good, but somewhere I want to see a balance where the strong will survive. I know that it's a grave thing I mention.

      I myself someone who suffers from a, believed, genetic mental disease. If is likely in my DNA where this started and I in no way want to be selected against as do many others. We as humans enjoy the right to repair and procreate although we may be in a sad way disadvantaged.

      Will we turn into a species which is deformed and dependant on machine to survive? Will computers or wiring be required to survive? Who will have won?

  12. Transmission and Reception by Gaijinator · · Score: 1

    It would seem that this technology can only be used to gather information going on in this guy's nervous system. Is it possible to provide stimulus using a chip like this, or would modification be required?

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  13. Bring on the Interface by Cepper · · Score: 1

    I cannot wait till I can jack in to my computer!!

    I hope this also helps in prothetics and other medical uses, but the jacking in and computing at the speed of thought is what grabs me the most.

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    1. Re:Bring on the Interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, the best we can do right now is jacking off to the internet...

  14. He's tried something like this before though... by 56ker · · Score: 1

    When he implanted something that made doors open for him in the building he works in.

  15. The same story on TheReg... by O2n · · Score: 1

    ... only it's been there for almost 12 hours. :)

    Oh yes, plus their usual sarcasm (as the story isn't stupid/embarassing enough)
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/2 4536.html

  16. leaving the country anytime soon ? by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    I hope he doesnt leave the country alot ..
    otherwise he may have to get involved in a scandolous lawsuit .. and make major bucks once the airport security guys insist on pulling the wires out of his arm.

    and stealing his sunglasses.

    But back on topic .. i have to say this is neat .. especially how this technology could lead to 'filtering' nerve impulses through a processor for things like 'MS' or maybe parkensons.

    or another posibility (off the cuff) allowing people with severe burns or severd nerves to regain tactile feeling in their hands (even if its simulated)

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    1. Re:leaving the country anytime soon ? by PhilMills · · Score: 1

      Screw that! There's no way I'm letting MS filter my nerve impulses! Linux or BSD, maybe...

      philmills

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  17. He's more machine now than man... by kippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    twisted and e-vil

  18. 2 hr operation by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Funny

    His claim that a 2 hr operation proves this is not a publicity stunt does not carry a lot of weight w/me.

    The girls at most any local strip club have been through more surgery than that- and it has nothing to do w/noble intentions.

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    1. Re: 2 hr operation by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck are you to determine noble? What makes "stoolpigeon", which sounds like some kind of laxative, know about the girls about his local strip joint that makes him more noble that same?

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  19. electric circuts? by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    as i understand it, pain/heat/cold sensory input is sent through the nerve endings as chemical/electrical pulses. wouldn't this sort of electrode "paralyze" his hand, removing him of all feeling, or at the very least; give him that "oh shit my arm went all tingly when i fell asleep on it again" feeling? i know the latter has to do with lack of blood-flow, but it seems like his sense of touch will be at a serious disadvantage.

    on a second thought; do you have "upstream" nerve channels (hand to brain), and "downstream" (brain to foot) nerve channels? or do they just use the same neural pathways?

    this is good for "terapalegics" (3 limbs missing?), but might this have any applications for scroleosis, or MS? (my friend was recently diagnosed, and a co-worker just had back surgery, i know not much more about the disease)

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    1. Re:electric circuts? by bleyddyn · · Score: 1
      on a second thought; do you have "upstream" nerve channels (hand to brain), and "downstream" (brain to foot) nerve channels? or do they just use the same neural pathways?

      Yes. Neurons, in general only carry signals in one direction and I think that holds true for the large bundles of neurons that are usually called 'nerves'. At the very least I seem to remember that that is true for the peripheral nervous system, I would guess things are more complex in the brain.



      -Me, ex-biologist

    2. Re:electric circuts? by Julian352 · · Score: 1

      The neurons send information in one direction at all times. There special tracts of neuron axons (nerves) that each send them in a single direction.

      A connection of an electrical device that'd read the input wouldn't paralize the person, as it'd only read the impulse without changing it. (As it's a electro-chemical impulse)

    3. Re:electric circuts? by NullStr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      on a second thought; do you have "upstream" nerve channels (hand to brain), and "downstream" (brain to foot) nerve channels? or do they just use the same neural pathways?
      'Downstream' nerve signals (*from* the brain) follow what's called the Efferent pathway, and 'upstream' signals follow the seperate Afferent pathway.
      Yes. Neurons, in general only carry signals in one direction
      Interestingly, it seems that transmission of neuronal potentials in the opposite direction to the main signal is important for learning. This backpropagation effect has nothing to do with neural network learning schemes you learnt in CompSci courses, however.
  20. Brainstorm! by distributed.karma · · Score: 1

    Anyone else reminded of the movie Brainstorm? This soulds like the step in the right (?) direction.

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    1. Re:Brainstorm! by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      awesome movie. Yes, that's exactly what popped into my head upon first glance. Of course, it was my daily after school fare for a couple of years in the mid-80's. but then I got to thinking that this taking the "easy" way to achieving that goal.

      as for not being able to feel the bat-like 6th sense, I can totally wrap my mind around "feeling" a wall that is six feet away from me in total darkness, if this device provides some sort of stimulus based on ultrasound. Of course, the thought of feeling pressure against my skin from something I'm not touching would probably drive me nuts after a day or so. I'd rather have implanted bluetooth paired up with a system that reacts to my thoughts first. Home automation meets Firefox!

      Talk about freaking out a date when you bring her home!

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  21. Coverage at the reg by hashhead · · Score: 1
    The story is also available in slight more irreverent style here at the The Register.

    In related news, a Candadian cyborg has fallen prey to stricter airline security checks...

  22. Re:Hmmm by chainsawed · · Score: 1

    I can just see it, when windows crashes your pubic hair will straighten out from the good old fashioned shock treatment.

  23. Re:here's the link to the article. by 56ker · · Score: 1

    for those too lazy to do a cut & paste job.
    The Register Article

  24. CATS by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was kind of hoping that the first cyborg would have a borg-like eyepiece and very tall grey hair, so he could greet humanity with the phrase "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!"

    Instead, the first cyborg greets humanity with "I am not a quack! This is real science! No, it's not a publicity stunt! We might actually learn something from this!"

    What a let down.

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    1. Re:CATS by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Actually, we've been working on such an idea and the picture is linked below.

      HERE

      Anyways.. where did this picture originate? I can't find any info on it.

    2. Re:CATS by Indomitus · · Score: 1

      It came from the cover of an old issue of Boardwatch magazine (probably >5 years ago). They used to sell tshirts of the cover, I'm not sure if they're still available though.

    3. Re:CATS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a poster of that cover back when it was "big."

  25. How long bvefore... by nochops · · Score: 1

    According to the article:
    "It is possible that the procedure could lead to a medical breakthrough for people paralysed by spinal cord damage, such as Superman actor Christopher Reeve"

    With cyborg implants connected to radio trancievers, I wonder how long it will be before the police will actually be able to make you "Freeze! Stop right there! Don't move or I'll shoot!"?

    Think about it...pretty scary.

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    1. Re:How long bvefore... by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      or as they say in the UK, "Stop right there or I'll yell stop right there again."

    2. Re:How long bvefore... by nochops · · Score: 1

      heh!

      I heard that the "bobbies" over there don't carry handgins, but they'l really beat the living sh!t out of you with their big wooden sticks.

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  26. bunch of bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    makes him the world's first cyborg -- part human, part machine

    What a load of crap. What about people with pacemakers, artificial hearts, or artificial limbs?

  27. A reason not to use microsoft winodws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will bring a whole new meaning to the blue screen of DEATH

  28. Although this is a step forward by Merik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for human computer interfaceing, there is a more direct method for gathering movement information: These guys at Brown University have gotten this information from a monkey by monitoring very few neurons directly in the brain(I as few as 20). Looks like the monkey are always going to be one step ahead of us:)

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  29. I hope he does better than Steve Mann by maroberts · · Score: 1

    when he went through customs.

    A very zealous customs/police officer could make life a bit painful for Warwick

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  30. So go to Hawaii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be happy to marry you.

  31. I can see it now by shawnmelliott · · Score: 1

    " Is this the end of VCR+? "

    Mr Jones. It has come to our attention that you are using our SunBan glasses while having cybernetic eye implants. Under the terms of the DMCA we ask that you cease and desist this action immediately.

  32. Cool, sure, but by penguindung · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know while all of this type of cybernetic stuff is kind've cool, I have to believe that $715,000 on a few gadgets is a bit extreme. Look at it this way, I have two daughters who's computing power, mobility, task ability, etc ad infinitum is vastly superior to anything we will see for some time. I think I have a few hundred dollars in each of them (what insurance didn't pick up and including vaccines, etc), and I had a hell of a lot of fun creating them. Yeah, working with servos and transistors is some fun, but I like to make my future chore doers the old fashioned way. ooooo -- penguin dung

    1. Re:Cool, sure, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like you think of your children as objects or possessions. I hope that's just a feeble attempt at humour.

    2. Re:Cool, sure, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it...Oh forget it you ignorant Brit. But what about the children, boo hoo hoo. Just remember that if it weren't for the USA, you and yours would be speaking German.

    3. Re:Cool, sure, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes, USA rules. So what

  33. This guy is a wanker by FurryFeet · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out The Register's coverage of Warwick. This guy is a publicity hound, with little (if anything) to show that justifies all this hype.

    1. Re:This guy is a wanker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At the main entrance, a voice box operated by the computer said "Hello" when I entered; the computer detected my progress through the building, opening the door to my lab for me as I approached it and switching on the lights. For the nine days the implant was in place, I performed seemingly magical acts simply by walking in a particular direction."

      That's nothing...
      I can clap my hands twice and lights will appear.
      Get this, I can take a piss and flush the toilet without even touching it. I can command faucets to turn on just by swiping my hand under it.
      Here is the kicker.

      NO IMPLANTS
      I must be a wizard or God to possess such power.

  34. Don't forget the nipple... by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    he can see and feel and hear everything she experiences.

    He most certainly does.

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    1. Re:Don't forget the nipple... by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1

      ...or the broken leg when she infiltrates the Sense/Net complex.

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  35. Please.. by WndrBr3d · · Score: 2

    VCR+ is just so late 90's. TiVo is where its at ! ;-)

  36. Emotional Spam by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the register article:

    "But wait, where there's a sponsor, there's a commercial opportunity. Tumbleweed, a specialist in secure communications, is providing the technology "vital to ensure the safe transmission of our nervous system signals via the internet," Captain Cyborg says"

    They say they want to send "feelings" over the web.

    I can't wait until they start sending out emotional spam. I haven't really bought into any of the "enlarge your penis" emails. But if they carry with them a great sense of inadequacy...

    who knows?

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  37. Soo... by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

    with all these electronic nerves in his wrist permanently connected to a computer, I guess we will be able to say for certain how much of a wan**r, you have to be to do this to yourself.

    On a serious note I can see good uses for this technology in terms of gesture control of digital devices. Imagine being able to point at your PC or TV and being able to control it just by waving your hand!

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  38. Cyborg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me that
    Give me that

    Cyborg

    Frank Zappa was truely ahead of his time to devote an entire album to hum/cyborg relations (if you know what I mean).

  39. Story Title by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1


    Warwick Gets a Few More Wires

    Am I the only one who thought of the movie Willow when they read this headline?

    epenguin.org - Can You Feel It?

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    1. Re:Story Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    2. Re:Story Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It made me think of the movie Leprechaun 3. "Come over to the green side."

  40. Man in the middle nerve hacking? by lysurgon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Hmm... this sounds like nervous system hacking to me. It's kind of a "man in the middle" type infiltration for recon purposes. Makes one wonder exactly how the communication that lets me type this message is getting passed around my body.

    If we can decode the human nervous system, that would be a huge step. I'm not sure if it's a good one or bad one, but a step.

    However, I don't know how successful we will be at integrating computers and the body. As far as I understand it, the nervous system while based on electrochemical energy circuits, is not a binary system. Each nuron has many possible states, not just on/off. These various neuron states cause different neurotransmitters to be released at synnapses (where they connect) and somehow a super-complex net of this leads to consciousness. Hopefully this research will eventually shed some light on that "somehow".

    In the mean time, the most succeess will probably come from just letting the human body adapt to computerized input, like that optical sonar implant they did a while back.

    Offtopic: I did some research on neurotransmitters recently. It's fascinating stuff... makes one realize that taking drugs is really just a crude (though often entertaining) way of hacking your own body/mind. But then agan, so is any activity you take designed to have some effect of yourself.
    1. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by penguindung · · Score: 1

      "Hmm... this sounds like nervous system hacking to me." Are you suggesting that we are talking about a DMCA issue here?

    2. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by Julian352 · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand it, the nervous system while based on electrochemical energy circuits, is not a binary system. Each nuron has many possible states, not just on/off. These various neuron states cause different neurotransmitters to be released at synnapses (where they connect) and somehow a super-complex net of this leads to consciousness.

      The human nervous system is based completely on a binary system. The neuron can either fire or not fire, and once it fires, it goes all the way and releases whatever the neurotransmitter it is supposed to release. The only non-binary part of the neuron is the decision to fire. The neuron only fires if the input goes across sometype of a threshold. So if you have positive input and negative input, the sum of all the input must be higher than the threshold of firing. Once the threshold is reached, the neuron fires unconditionally.

      A single neuron will almost exclusively release a single neurotransmitter. The changes happen if one happens to have a neuromodulator, that is able to go across the sinapse and impact other neurons. That's the only non-binary behavior of the neurons. (Hormones are another part of the non-binary behavior, but that's not neurons.)

    3. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by NullStr · · Score: 1
      The human nervous system is based completely on a binary system.
      Although this is the classic textbook view, there is a large body of research to suggest that neuronal firing patterns (frequency, phase, etc.) are important for encoding of information in the brain. For example, many neurons, especially in the hippocampus (~site of memory formation) use a variable number of spikes to encode information, which cannot really be charactarised as 'binary'.
    4. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by Julian352 · · Score: 1

      number of spikes to encode information to encode information, which cannot really be charactarised as 'binary'.

      Yes, the number of spikes does encode information, such as frequency for some lower frequencies of hearing, or the intensity of color. However, the frequency of firing is a binary information, as it is either a fire, or no fire. There is no such thing as a 1/2 of a firing, which means that there are only 2 states: fire or no fire. This is the definition of a binary system.

      I would agree that it's not exactly the computer defintion of binary, but even in computers frequencies do matter. (the best example I can come up would be the framerates on monitors, which I know is a bad example

    5. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by NullStr · · Score: 1
      There is no such thing as a 1/2 of a firing, which means that there are only 2 states: fire or no fire. This is the definition of a binary system.

      I couldn't agree more. My point was that some neurons (esp. in the hippocampus - basket cells???) only fire in response to a repetitive stimulus, not simply to a single 'fire'.

      Although the output of a given neuron may be described as binary (as in On-Off), the operation of a network of neurons clearly uses more than the instantaneous values of the individual neurons to achieve State, unlike a conventional binary computer.

    6. Re:Man in the middle nerve hacking? by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      I think "asynchronous" is the difference you're looking for. Normal computers only fire on a given clock pulse. Neurons fire whenever their excitation level (which is a function of when their inputs have fired) passes a certain threshold.

  41. Borg by Daveman692 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Prepare to be asimilated, resistance is futile.

  42. the real importance. by raindog151 · · Score: 1

    the real importance of this (besides all the realllly cool street samurai stuff) would be the ability to overcome debilitating diseases and damage from accidents.

    this may be the perfect way to interface with nanomachines, send a certain message through the external device into the nerves and muscles for them to attack this section or help rebuild.

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  43. I Know How You Feel by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    In the register they say:

    Sponsoring the operation is a company called Tumbleweed. And we have a statement from Martyn Richards, vice president at the company: "We are proud to potentially be part of history in the making as for the first time ever, one human will be truly able to say to the other, 'I know how you feel!"

    This is hype.

    You cannot KNOW how someone else feels unless you become them.

    You could know what it feels like to have implants that do something to you that approximates what happened to them- but feelings are completely subjective. So how it "feels" to you will be unique to you alone.

    I hope these tumbleweed folks aren't putting too much of their future into this. It might not be too bright.

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  44. Beware of Kevin Warwick by amarodeeps · · Score: 5, Informative

    Despite the fact that some of you feel The Reg. to be unnecessarily sarcastic or (tongue and cheek) sensationalistic, I think they've hit it spot on with their take on Prof. Warwick. He seems to be pretty much into it for the 'look-at-me-I'm-original' factor, but he doesn't seem to have much scientific credibility when it comes right down to it. Here is a good Reg. analysis from 2000, after his the big story in Wired came out about him: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/29/9250.html.

    His attempts to become a cyborg from what I understand consisted of little more than putting a chip in his body which would open a door as he walked towards it. How is this that different from: having the chip in your pocket, sticking it to your arm with some sort of patch, etc. My roommate's cat has a chip implanted in her to find her in the case of her running away. Is she a cyborg kitty??

    As far as this new venture is concerned, Warwick seems to have the idea that using this kind of technology to help paralyzed is his idea, or has never been done. Think again, Professor Warwick (I really this is somewhat different but seems to be essentially the same idea, stimulating nerves to create movement in people struggling with paralysis...my point is merely that Warwick is not the brilliant loner on the revolutionary fronts of scientific acheivement that he makes himself out to be...there are people doing real science all over who don't need the gratification of being in the media--this is a non-story).

    Check out this link for further information: http://www.kevinwarwick.org.uk/.

    1. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My roommate's cat has a chip implanted in her to find her in the case of her running away. Is she a cyborg kitty??

      your roommate is reading this, laughing his ass off because you actually believed that
    2. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello! You never heard of sarcasm? He doesn't believe it, it was an example of a rediculous statement. (At least in my day the trolls acted like they were older than 10)

    3. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by TinheadNed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a student of Kevin Warwick, now having had him as a lecturer for two years, I would like to say that, yes, he is a bit of a prat. But he's a nice guy. The Department of Cybernetics is one of maybe two in the country, and it is a bit publicity orientated. My AI lecturer just asked me if I was going to try to market my neural network project, and I don't think he was joking.

      And the rest of the Department is not against going on the radio to tell Warwick he's completely insane. The fact that the electrodes he's having fired into his arm have never been removed from live animals (let alone humans) before adds a little zest to the whole operation. Aside from gangrene and other infections that could get in from the hole in his arm he now has that could destroy his use of his hand.

      And there are a lot of uses for this implant if it works. Admittedly most were thought up afterwards, but there are uses. It's just a little overmarketed. He's a bit weird but he's not as serious as some people think he is. I think he's just trying to shock people to get their attention

    4. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by xiaix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Millions of pets are lost, missing or stolen. No one wants to discover that one of those "lost pets" may be their own. Unfortunately, it happens to 1/3 of all pet owning families. More tragically, only 10% of "lost pets" are ever identified and returned home, which is why you should have your veterinarian safely and permanently identify your pet with an AVID Chip to protect him from being lost or stolen.
      The AVID Chip is a tiny computer chip about the size of a grain of rice which has an identification number programmed into it.

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    5. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by amarodeeps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just to clarify: I wasn't trying to suggest that Reading University or the Department of Cybernetics there is a bunch of morons, or that they don't know what Warwick is up to--certainly not. In fact, I think they keep such a prat as Kevin Warwick on because he makes money for them. That's very intelligent, if cynical. :-)

      Of course, maybe he's damn good at something, I don't know really. But based upon his media exposure, all he seems to be good at is drawing attention to himself.

    6. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by King+of+the+World · · Score: 1
      For example, I saw this guy coming down the street. As soon as he saw me he broke into a cheesy 80's robot walk and he started making sound effects with his mouth. VVVRRRR-CHUSH VVVRR-CHUSH VVVVVVVVRR-CHUSH, and so on.

      Once even I saw him make a subtle mistake as he started walking like an egyptian. It was just ridiculous. I had to stop taking that way to work.

    7. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Oh goodness. It makes a hell of a lot of difference whether you implant a chip or put in in your pocket.

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    8. Re:Beware of Kevin Warwick by neuropro · · Score: 1

      "Professor Warwick (I really this is somewhat different but seems to be essentially the same idea, stimulating nerves to create movement in people struggling with paralysis...my point is merely that Warwick is not the brilliant loner on the revolutionary fronts of scientific acheivement that he makes himself out to be...there are people doing real science all over who don't need the gratification of being in the media--this is a non-story)." No, actually, sadly enough quite a few of those "serious" scientists crave for their fifteen or so minutes of fame. Check out some of these articles on our http://www.neuroprosthesis.org/related.htm page. or http://www.neuroprosthesis.org/blogger.html page. Most of them are not seeking out publicity like Professor Kevin Warwick, but they don't shy away from Press Releases, and not everything the Press Releases state is always true.

  45. Warwick::Scientist -- NewKidsOnTheBlock::Musicians by NFW · · Score: 4, Informative
    Lest the previous post be mistaken for a troll, check out Warwick Watch and a less flattering Wired article from which the following quote was poached:

    "Put forward in fiction, these ideas can be quite interesting, but to see these ideas put forward by someone who's supposed to be a serious theorist...."

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  46. Remote control by McFly777 · · Score: 1
    Ahh. Kinda like the Jedi mind trick...

    waves hand "You will change to channel 56" the TV complies and changes channels

    Ok, maybe not so neat, I can do that with my remote right now (waves hand over remote while touching buttons). On the other hand (no pun intended) controlling Traffic Lights with a wave could be useful....

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    1. Re:Remote control by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      True, but when was the last time you lost your hand down the back of the sofa?

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  47. How about "Spider Sense"? by bpfinn · · Score: 1

    Maybe Warwick can tell when the Green Goblin is about to hurl a pumpkin-bomb at him.

  48. I am...Warwick...of Borg... by rirugrat · · Score: 1
    ...resistance is futile...your lives as it has been...is over!

    From this time forward...you will service...us!

    Chris

    1. Re:I am...Warwick...of Borg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sense much sarcasm in your .sig. You're a tester, arn't you? Me, I'm on two concurrent versions & build 75 of one of them, currently. It is now officially "The Build That Would Not Die".

  49. Done. Didn't work by Shotgun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Watched the discovery channel a while back. Had a piece about these devices that implanted wires to help paralyzed people walk. Problem was that the wires break/wear-out. The paralyzed people end up with hundred of wire filaments lacing their legs where the few good nerves are. The xrays looked like steel wool. They reported that it tended to be painful but surgery to remove the thousands of little pieces of broken up wires was just too difficult.

    Beware of combining organic and non organic substances. The living things break and rebuild themselves constantly, in fact it is part of their design. Metal wire are not organic.

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  50. Re:Done. Didn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sooo... what you need is a tiny wireless application.

  51. SSSCA Enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... will require a scalpel!

  52. New Scientist calls it a "Gimmick" by Curious__George · · Score: 3, Interesting
    New Scientist has this article under the headline: Nerve Implant Experiment "a Gimmick", but you can't help but wonder if it is jealousy at the media attention that the guy garners more than bad science that has other scientist against this guy.

    Curious George

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  53. Helping Christopher Reeve... by technopinion · · Score: 1

    "It is hoped the science could one day help actor Christopher Reeve"

    Looking at the picture, hopefully it will help him get a haircut too.

  54. Chainsaw Hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Sealab 2020
    "I want chainsaw hands!!! Bzzzzzz"

    When will the cool acessories come out?

  55. Upgrade your body by 615350 · · Score: 1
    Wonder if soon you have to rip out your old wiring and replace it with a new model every 4 months.

    "Hey, I hear you got that new Speechbus v2.0, how's it working out?"

    "J-j-j-j-j-j-j-ust a f-f-f-f-ew m-m-m-m-m-inor d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-...driverissuestosolve,butotherw iseit'salotfasterthantheoldo-o-o-o-o-o-o-one."

  56. The Next Step In Evolution by Aglassis · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this might be our second next step in evolution. There was recently an article about how evolution might be halting in humanity since we allow too much intermigling and no isolated populations where mutants may form (and exploit the survival of the fittest). Even if evolution isn't halting, it is unlikely that natural evolution over millions of years will be fast enough to satiate humanity's goal of advancement. Obviously the closest thing that we are going to do is genetic alteration of newborn. Whether this is legal initially is inconsequential. In the long run we won't be able to hold it back, the world is too big. A genetically altered mutant is more likely to advance in society due to greater intelligence, strength, and reduced genetic diseases. And since they'll breed, society will eventually be altered.

    But concievably there is a limit to how far we can advance humanity this way. From here we will have to turn to machines. This is really our next big step in evolution. Regardless of whether we like it or not, if we come and visit humanity 10,000 years from now, it is likely humans will be partly machine. Of course the initial gains might be first in military strength since it is the easiest to realize the value of technology. Imagine the power of an infantryman with just a few enhancements! And due to this fact, the countries that embrace cyborgs will have the greatest advantage (not only in military might, but potential other areas such as communications and memory) in the new age of cyborgs. Those who don't will be punished (due to the lack of the inherent advantages) and will either convert or be reduced in power.

    As for being unholy integrating humans an machines: I don't think so. Since machines are really just products of our minds, its more like an extension of the mind: making the body able to fully harness the mind's power.

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    1. Re:The Next Step In Evolution by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Have you ever thought any of this through? Have you ever been to Botswana? India? Kazachstan? Poland? Yemen? Chili? Peru? What the fuck leverage does any of your portentuous bullshit have to do with the real people in those countries?

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  57. Doom! by Damek · · Score: 1

    Really, if he doesn't look like a Cyberdemon, who cares?

    ;)

  58. No thank you! by Raymond+Luxury+Yacht · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine if MS gets involved in this?

    One day you install a new "service pack" for your MS Cyborg 2003, and the next thing you know you find yourself installing Windows XP, destroying your linux CD's, then suddenly your vision goes all blue screen and your genitals get faxed to Guam...

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    Ceci n'est pas une sig.
  59. Is this really new? by clandaith · · Score: 1

    I have seen people in public that have a jack behind their ears that connects to hearing device. Here is a link with info.

    Isn't this being 'jacked in'?

    A Nucleus cochlear implant changes sound into electrical impulses and uses these electrical impulses to stimulate the hearing nerve, which can be interpreted by the brain as sound.

    Isn't this what this article is talking about? The only thing I can see that is different with this Slashdot article is that the info coming from the nerves can be sent to a computer. I'm sure these ear implants can do that also, but the need isn't there.

  60. Publicity Stunt... by Elgon · · Score: 1

    Kevin Warwick does this sort of thing - I don't really believe that it is purely a publicity stunt, but receiving emotions via an implant in his arm? Please, talk to the hand 'cause the face don't wanta know.

    I do think that he believes passionately in what he does but he does let his enthusiasm (and perhaps his desire for research grants) get the better of his judgement sometimes.

    Elgon

  61. Why? by marnanel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, I don't get it. Why?

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    1. Re:Why? by Fjord · · Score: 1
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  62. uhhhh.. yeah.. sure .. SINNER!! by ceethree · · Score: 1

    doesnt it say that the mark of the beast will be on the hand near the hand... and that sure seems kinda like a mark , heh ... i dont know if i like this whole idea .. :)

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  63. Is he SSSCA compliant? by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

    Have they steralized him?

  64. Warwick's an idiot... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    He's been a media doll for years. He's no damn cyborg, and even if he is, Steve Mann got him beat as the first.

    Steve Mann is the man, or part-man I should say. Hope he recovers from his airline experience.

  65. He probably did install a pet tracker by Tremblay99 · · Score: 1
    See The Reg article here.

    My cat has one of these widgets. I can't actually track my cat with it. However, it does, let the local animal shelters scan him with a reader and pull up his current place of residence.

  66. Warwick by NaCh0 · · Score: 1

    Did her psychic friends see it coming?

  67. just jack in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this is the equivelent to "Full Duplex"...... I mean you can already jack off.......

  68. People would take it too seriously. by ramdac · · Score: 1

    There's no way building cyborgs will work.

    People are too religious about computers. They'll want circuitry to be developed in such a way to be more beneficial to the computer than to the human.

    People will call for "separation of computer and state." It'll get crazy.

  69. On topic fiction (was Re:neuromancer) by randomlogin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you want to tie in Kevin Warwick's work to a particular work of fiction, you would be better off starting with Robert Llewellyn's (yes, that one of Red Dwarf and Scrapheap Challenge fame) book Brother Nature which actually has an acknowledgment in the front to the effect that...

    "I have to thank Professor Kevin Warwick at the Cybernetics Department of Reading University. He was very generous with his knowledge during the research period of this book. Professor Warwick is the first human being to insert an active computer chip into his body, directly connected to his central nervous system. Proof that this story is not science fiction."

    Two things which spring to mind when comparing this book with Prof Warwick's self aggrandising waffle are that...

    • A person whose only previous experience in cybernetics involved wearing a rubber mask in a BBC TV comedy show seems to have a far greater technical grasp on the subject that our erstwhile Prof.
    • The novel is by definition and admission a work of fiction.
  70. Hmm... by corey_lawson · · Score: 1

    while he may capture the "signal" of sensations like pain, he's only catching it at one end, isn't he? There are various layers of signal processing that occur between the point of sensation and the brain.

    Now, if he was fitting electrodes (perhaps some with dopamine, GABA, serotonin sensitive versions) into his hippocampus, amgdyla, olfactory bulb, and other parts of his limbic system, then maybe it would be more interesting and with real-world significance.

    Why does not direct vagus nerve stimulation work to fend off some seizures? Are there other nerves that could be stimulated in the brain to interrupt such feedack loops (OCD, PTSD, etc) or cascading firestorms (seizures)?

  71. Good caption for this story by joshjs · · Score: 1

    Fark.com had a good caption for this story: "All your science are belong to us, old boy!"

    Hee hee!

  72. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh oh. The very first cyberman.

  73. Oh, I thought it was Warwick Davis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last few Leprechaun movies have been particularly lame (even for Leprechaun movies). But a Cyber-Leprechaun.. oh yeah!

  74. Smart Card Cyborg by NullStr · · Score: 2, Informative
    His attempts to become a cyborg from what I understand consisted of little more than putting a chip in his body which would open a door as he walked towards it. How is this that different from: having the chip in your pocket, sticking it to your arm with some sort of patch, etc.

    I worked in the lab which built the door-opening, PC-booting stuff at Reading. What we didn't tell the countless media hacks was that he had the implant removed after a few weeks, and that a Smart Card in his back pocket was exactly what was opening the doors ;o)

    He was/is, however, very competent at teaching Control Theory. He had me understanding Nyquist in a few weeks, which is saying something. Unfortunately, as I graduated, he seemed to have laid claim to work done by other people in the department, causing several good staff to leave.

    It is a pity that Cybernetics is reduced by Warwick to robotic gizmos, when it should really be known as a meta-science or scientific philosophy. Its applicability is far beyond robots and just the technological, to business models, large-scale human behaviour, meteorology, etc., etc.

  75. Re:Warwick::Scientist -- NewKidsOnTheBlock::Musici by shren · · Score: 2

    Warwick about Warwick Watch:

    It's pretty good. I feel a bit of a celebrity in a way. I think it gives me some street cred.

    Ouch. The proper way to talk about 'street cred' is in the third person. 'I have street cred' is pretentious, and 'you have street cred' just sounds silly. 'he/she has street cred' is the only way to discuss the concept that doesn't make you look silly.

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  76. In other news, by Snafoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mr. Warwick has just undergone his most extensive and painful 'cyber-surgery' to date. After a gruelling twenty-hour operation, cutting-edge 'cyber-medicine' has managed to give Warwick a prosthetic clue.
    The electronic 'micro-chip' helps regulate Warwick's desperate appetite for publicity. Scientists hope that one day, clueless people everywhere will be able to benefit from this technology, including such celebrities as George Bush and the Church of Scientology.

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  77. The New Evolution? by formicagod · · Score: 1

    seeing as how we believe that we may have canceled our ability to evolve, could this be our new evolution? what kind of impact is this going to have on our bodies tho. when something like a neural implant goes bad what will happen. and beyond that couldn't such things pose a huge security risk? imagine someone hacking YOU!

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  78. Re:Done. Didn't work by georgeb · · Score: 1

    But people integrate organic and non-organic all the time! Look at all the implants out there. People carry pacemakers in their hearts and cohlear implants in their skulls, and all sorts of really neat mechanical, electric and electronic stuff in their bodies.

    Sure, no implant lasts forever, every now and then one must replace the "equipment" ;)

  79. Air Canda: We love to make you bleed, and it shows by Quizme2000 · · Score: 2

    I don't know if you read this, but it appears that our society ,may not be ready for cyborgs..yet



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  80. The hell with ftp and zmodem by glrotate · · Score: 1

    FSP and Kermit are the only way to go.

  81. Re:Warwick::Scientist -- NewKidsOnTheBlock::Musici by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

    Shit. If it weren't for you we would just forget the laws of the street. Shit. Shit.

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  82. Re:Done. Didn't work by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

    "really neat"? God. I'd love to put a pacemaker into your doubtlessly miserable bod.

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  83. sure, it's neat... by rkanodia · · Score: 1

    ...when the alternative is 'not being able to hear' or even better, 'death'. Doc tells me I can die or he can stick a gizmo in my chest? Call the doohickey what you like, I say 'really neat' is Understatement of the Month.

    1. Re:sure, it's neat... by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Stick gizmos up your ass for all I care. Death is not the end of the world kiddo.

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    2. Re:sure, it's neat... by georgeb · · Score: 1

      Hey, Doc, come quick! We got a believer here!

      People, people, stop building houses, stop EATING! Stop Fucking, kill your children and come along with me to the Other Side! The Realm of God all mighty, the One that judges and punishes old poeple with weak hearts that need pacemakers...

      Why the hell struggle then, let all sick people die or healthen with their on powers. All this Medicine stuff is crap according to this fuckin' belief of yours.

      I sure don't want to be a part of your "god"'s plan...

    3. Re:sure, it's neat... by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1
      What kind of believer calls himself "Pussy Is Money"? You might not be dumb so I am not going to assume that you are. But your argument is like a cardboard template. Bell rings, georgeb drools.

      The health industry spends billions and billions of dollars on high-tech gear that ostensibly will one day offer the cure for cancer (carrot A) or prolong life indefinitely (carrot B). Meanwhile, tens of thousands of Americans die each year as a result of traffic accidents, fatty foodstuffs, and gun related violence. But teaching people how to take care of themselves is not half as sexy as high-tech tomfoolery, and actually caring for people who are sick as opposed to plugging them into some kind of machine, or sedating them with drugs, well, that is just a drag.

      I am not opposed to research. And to be frank, pacemakers are not a bad idea. But this has become an industry that perceives its patients as either expenses or experiments, something to dispose of as soon as possible, so that work can proceed on securing funds for the really exciting gee-whiz stuff. Just like bad sysadmins hate their users, bad doctors hate their patients. And there is a lot of room for bad doctors nowadays.

      What you should do is look at healthcare expenses over the past two or three decades and compare them with the number of dead in those years. It's not a secret so I won't insult your intelligence: just go look it up.

      As for death. Death is not something to be conquered. It is not something to be welcomed either. But I recommend you just accept it. Man grows strong, man grows old, man grows maggots. Perhaps not the best setup imaginable. But it will have to do.

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    4. Re:sure, it's neat... by georgeb · · Score: 1

      What kind of believer calls himself "Pussy Is Money"?

      Well, you might be surprised... Not every person out there is clinically sane, you know... ;))

      But your argument is like a cardboard template. Bell rings, georgeb drools.

      Nono, backup a minute, okay!

      georgeb: Medicine succeeded implanting neat, non-organic stuff inside organic, live human beings
      PIM: I sure would like to stick a pacemaker in your chest, you dumb fuck! How can you call pacemakers "neat"?
      georgeb: What? Of course they are neat! they are life saviours, they do the job and my grandpa's alive!
      PIM: Come on, that fuckin' retard you call "grandpa" should be dead according to natural selection laws. He's eating my peanuts! And, further more, death is not the fuckin' end of life! It's the beginning of a beautiful trip you know (kiddo)!
      georgeb: Excuse me! I surely will not go see a doctor after your illuminating my mind on this issue, man!
      PIM: Ya, you may not be totally dead-brain, so I will not say that you're a stupid fuck that speaks with his sfincter, though this is my sincere belief... What I meant to say is that shit happens, healthcare system included. Expenses are high, results not always that good. Just look up the numbers, you figure it.

      Man, OF COURSE shit happens. OF COURSE there are bad doctors out there that fuck up lives, OF COURSE there are corporate interests that sometimes subminate even moral concerns... but, dear PIM, that does not mean that one should not admire pacemakers and cochlear implants for the marvels of science that they are...

    5. Re:sure, it's neat... by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      You didn't look up the numbers, did you. Oh well. Good health and many years for you and your granddad.

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  84. cell phone chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until there is a cell phone chip for my head.

  85. Re:That's right! by I+have+nutsack · · Score: 1

    Ah, chum, I see we cross paths again.

    Perhaps you would be interested in my "cybernetic nut transportation device". It is a simple device, really, though the way it accomplishes its end goal is really quite elegant.

    Though it was first used following the tragic accident of Astronaut and test pilot Steve Austin, it has since evolved into a much more accessible and consumer-based solution. It integrates the most advanced cybernetic technology with cell cultures gleaned from one's own perenium.

    Through the combination of these elements, using some of the same techniques as Professor Warwick, my firm has been able to develop a stronger, more versatile satchel with which I may transport nuts. A "super nutsack", if you will.

    Perhaps, with your blessing, I may outfit you with one of your own someday.

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  86. We are the Borg, you will be assimilated! by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Fascinating stuff!!

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  87. This could still be valuable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully this study will shed some new light on
    tissue rejection of the particular components he used.

  88. Re:That's right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i love you mr i have a nutsack

  89. You will be assimilated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Resistence is futile - let the implants begin.

  90. Re:Done. Didn't work by georgeb · · Score: 1

    Wanna bet a thousand bucks that when you NEED a pacemaker you will find it neat, cool, and everything that goes with that?

    What's wrong with you? Don't you want people to benefit life-saving technology? For God's sake, people actually BENEFIT this stuff, it's not some sort of perv twisted SM that "feels high" with gadgets operating inside heart, skull, etc.

  91. Summary by MrPerfekt · · Score: 1

    Let me sum up:

    Steve Mann: The real boy-toy.. the one thats nerdy.
    Kevin Warwick: The little bitch.. the one that fucks for money.

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  92. Kevin Warwick by neuropro · · Score: 1

    You can read more article about him on our http://www.neuroprosthesis.org/blogger.html and http://www.neuroprosthesis.org/cyborg.htm pages. We have been following his rise and although we are trying not to take him very seriously, it is quite impossible these days. Even Science Magazine presented a lengthy article about Professor Warwick's "science" in the February 8 special issue.

  93. Re:Done. Didn't work by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

    It figures that you would be a gambling man, if you enjoy getting sucked into the spiral of checkups, experiments, more checkups, and the gutless doctors trying to get a publication out of the unexpected sweltering sores on your chest. Enjoy the clusterfuck, you might even get lucky.

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  94. Blending Senses by inKubus · · Score: 1

    If you are truely interested, why not obtain some Lysergic Acid Diethylamide and see what it's like?

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