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LoTR Takes 4 Oscars

E1ven writes "The Lord of The Rings: The fellowship of the ring won four awards, including Cinematography, Makeup, Music (Score), and Visual Effects. " At least they have 2 more chances for Best Picture or Best Director. They definitely deserved the ones they got.

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  1. How many do you think Two Towers is going to win? by The+Great+Wakka · · Score: 3, Funny

    A little OT, but...

    Next year's Oscars may not have as many other good films. Do you think that the Two Towers is the likely canidate for next years?

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  2. yay by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Congratulations Frodo! Now you are 'pauses' Lord of the Oscars! *sighs* I need a nap.

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    1. Re:yay by Requiem · · Score: 0, Troll

      You also need a mental enema, it seems. I'll get the concrete.

    2. Re:yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .....
      I'm sorry??
      What's the 'pauses'/*sighs*/nap reference?

  3. uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh

  4. LOTR will never get best picture by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 0, Troll
    for fantasy films are never considered serious enough by the academy for people to vote for, all the voters want to show how important and meaningful Hollywood is by choosing the film that's serious and has a meaningful message. So, forgot about a fantasy film, a sci-fi film or a comedy ever getting best picture,it's always going to be a dreary mainstream serious film.


    Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

    1. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by ellem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      <i>I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.</i>

      Dude I was there and I don't hope he changes the name. Enough! The towers should still be in Spiderman too.

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    2. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Teknogeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.
      What idiot modded this guy up? If we went around changing classic works of literature to keep anyone from being offended, you'd lose all those sexual innuendos that make Shakespeare so much fun to read!
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    3. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by ZaMoose · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh please. All of this post-911 oversensitivity crap really has me on edge. Editing references to the towers out of NYC-based movies, "Fireman-chic", etc. and now you want to change the name of a movie (which has nothing to do with terrorism, NYC, or even any real place, for that matter) based upon being "sensitive"? Come on.

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    4. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by myc · · Score: 2

      Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

      I most certainly hope that he does NOT change the name. What does the title of a book written 60 years ago have anything at all to do with current events? Tragic as events were, political correctness and sensitivity can go too far.

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    5. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by hooded1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Insensitive?? That book was named before the friggin buildings were built. Why should it have to change its name because some psychos blew up the buildings that stole its name?

      We can't suddenly start censoring reality because something horribly happened. If we did that we are injuring our freedoms as Americans. And if we lose these freedoms then what is left of the country? The power of the United States comes from the incredibly smart men who drafyted the constitution and design our government. They gave us what no other country had, freedom. If that freedom is taken away then all is lost, the initials U-S-A mean nothing, the terrorists will have won.

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    6. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by linzeal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If he changes the name I swear to god I'm going to fly a crack team of the finest slashdot veteran trolls to kiwiland to follow him wherever he goes.

      The politicaly correct are weak willed psuedo-intellectuals that would not know how to hold a book without pictures right side up if the utne reader did not come that way. Those that feel justifed in meeting social problems with expedient political solutions that are far removed from the root causes of the situation should be drove to the sea and forced to crawl back in till they evolve a suitably advanced brain for deductive logic.

    7. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
      Those that feel justifed in meeting social problems with expedient political solutions that are far removed from the root causes of the situation should be drove to the sea and forced to crawl back in till they evolve a suitably advanced brain for deductive logic.

      That's a great idea, but the Secret Service might object.

    8. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by gowen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age
      Ignoring this (splendid) troll, what I found most interesting about the Oscar ceremony was that, early on, Whoopi made a joke based around the September 11th events. (A reference to "the national tragedy suffered this year" turned out to be about Mariah Carey's acting career). This is a sea change compared to every previous reference in the US media, which quite understandably, has tended to treat as beyond any joke. My desire to indulge in uninformed psychology tells me this must mean something about the nation's mood, but I don't know what.

      Of course, Tom Cruise's nauseatingly self-congratulatory "we need Hollywood more than ever" intro took the edge off this.

      But Nora Ephron's tribute to New York movies was brilliant. In fact, the short specially-produced films were the highlight of the entire show.
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    9. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by psamuels · · Score: 1
      Oh please. All of this post-911 oversensitivity crap really has me on edge.

      Hear hear! It's not like the plot calls for winged Nazgûl dive-bombing Isengard.

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    10. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

      Are you nuts???

      The book is called The Two Towers, and the book was written before the towers in New York where build.

      Just becourse a couple of buildings in NYC fell over and a few thousand people got killed that's no reason to go around renaming stuff that happens to have the same name.
      Get over it!

    11. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Traksius+Egas · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

    12. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by fruey · · Score: 3, Funny
      it's always going to be a dreary mainstream serious film.

      Well, I don't think that is entirely fair. For all the hype, crap and bullshit that goes with each Oscars ceremony, what it is really about is universal appeal to a panel who all want to pick a good film that is somehow "universal".

      Mainstream films are the only films that ever get a look-in at the Oscars, but comedies have won. Some people might even say that LOTR is a great book, but a dreary mainstream adaption. Visual effects aside, I didn't find the characters anywhere near as pensive or wrapped up in their world as in the book.

      And, of course, no comment about your comment about changing names of films, but a couple of references for the fun of it:

      1. The film, for most cinema goers, will be called Lord of the Rings II anyway
      2. People made similar suggestions for SWII (The Clone Wars) because of cloning paranoia
      3. The Madness of Richard III (British film) was renamed (without the III) in American cinemas because audiences believed it was a follow-up to Madness of Richard II which they obviously hadn't seen.
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    13. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Get a sense of humor. They're nice.

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    14. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Get real.

      The WTC was usually referred to as the "twin towers" not the "two towers".

      If Peter Jackson changes the name of the movie for that feeble reason then you'd better find a replacement for him because a brilliant man has obviously had a major stroke.

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    15. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by sharkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

      Absolutely! Only by forgetting the past, erasing painful images, and ignoring anything that makes anyone, anywhere the least bit uncomfortable, can we get on with our blissful, ignorant lives under the rule of our teleprompter programmers who tell our "elected" officials what to say and do.

      Perhaps we can also finally put to rest those rumors of a "Holocaust" in Germany in the late '30s and early '40s. But you probably have already managed to put any reference to THAT out of sight and out of mind as well.

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    16. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      Please do not feed the trolls (or make serious replies to them just because some idiot moderator modded insightful).

    17. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be pissed if he changed the name. The book, The Two Towers, has been around for several decades; the Twin Towers of NYC for a few. Besides, enough movies already got changed and sidetracked because of Sep 11, even when there wasn't any actual relation between the movie and the event.

      But...if that's too insensitive, then maybe Jackson should rename it "Attack of the Clones".

    18. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      all the voters want to show how important and meaningful Hollywood is by choosing the film that's serious and has a meaningful message.

      First of all, LOTR has many 'serious messages.' More so than A Beautiful Mind.

      So, forgot about a fantasy film, a sci-fi film or a comedy ever getting best picture,it's always going to be a dreary mainstream serious film.

      LOTR *is* a serious film, and no, the movie that wins doesn't have to be 'serious.' Forrest Gump was essentially a comedy, and won. The Sting was not a 'serious' movie, and won.

      Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

      You are insane! The books were written and titled decades ago. I hope (no, I KNOW) Peter Jackson is not going to change the title. If anything, LOTR is a perfect movie for these post 9/11 times, the ultimate story of good vs. evil.

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    19. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by gowen · · Score: 1
      it's always going to be a dreary mainstream serious film.

      Maybe, that that wasn't always the case.

      The Deer Hunter
      Annie Hall
      One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
      Midnight Cowboy
      The Apartment
      On The Waterfront
      The Lost Weekend
      It Happened One Night
      All Quiet On The Western Front

      all won best picture. Some were comedies, some weren't mainstream and none of them are dreary.
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    20. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up! idiot...

    21. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      In Denver, there is a building that is named World Trade Center also. Should that name also be changed?

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    22. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 2

      Like revising E.T.?

      Granted, E.T. is hardly a classic work of literature, but it's still a shitty thing to do.

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    23. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my personal savior of the day. Congratulations, and thank you.

    24. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

      Go to a country. Any country. Go to Canada or Mexico or England. Then read their newspapers. Then bring one of those back here and compare their paper to one of our good old American newspapers. See if even half the stuff they cover is mentioned anywhere in the US. Then come back and tell us how we shouldn't be censoring reality.

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    25. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the "The Madness of King George", not Richard.

      Though there is a decent movie adaptation of Richard III staring Sir Ian McKellen in the lead role.

      George III was mad and lost the American colonies. Richard III allegedly was a hunchback but would have wacked Washington, Jefferson and anyone else who threatened his rule.

    26. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      It's not like the plot calls for winged Nazgûl dive-bombing Isengard.

      Now there's a movie I'd break my self-imposed CBDTPA movie boycott to go see! :-)

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    27. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      C'mon pay attention:

      you'd lose all those sexual innuendos that make Marlowe so much fun to read!

      But you are correct - the more we go changing everything to fit with current views, the worst off we are for it. "Amos 'n Andy" was okay in the 50's and then got real controversial. It shows us where we've come from.

      And if they rename the Two Towers, I want the third movie renamed, cause I don't want to be reminded of the former british oppression and the amount of money the monarch consumes for no benefit to the public. See...it's that simple :)

    28. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by gowen · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Madness of Richard III
      Well, ignoring the fact that its "George", you should bear in mind that that story is not completely true (although "not totally untrue".
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    29. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by hooded1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I suppose my comment could easily have been taken out of context. I have been to foreign countries and i have read their newspapers, and i know there is a lot more and better content. I am well aware that most american media whether television or newspaper have been and will continue to censor the news. Frankly, I find it horrible despicable and i think the United States is already eroding its own liberties and freedoms.

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    30. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was also there that fateful day and I too agree that the name should NOT be changed. People are becoming hyper-sensitive and losing track of what the true focus should be. The focus should be support for those who have lost loved ones and for the heroes that remain rather than a shallow attempt to avoid the pain by pulling all references to the buildings.

      Its a tragic loss that an artistic and exciting representation of the buildings was lost in the re-engineering of Spiderman (even if it was just for the previews) because it could have served as a reminder of the wonder that the WTC Towers instilled in all who saw them and as a tribute to the perserverance of New Yorkers.

    31. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Eccles · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      We can't suddenly start censoring reality because something horribly happened.

      From today's Washington Post, in reference to a new "anti-terror" bill being passed in Maryland:
      "I realize that this bill basically says you can tap someone's phone for jaywalking, and normally I would say, 'No way,' " said Del. Dana Lee Dembrow (D-Montgomery). "But after what happened on September 11th, I say screw 'em."

      If that freedom is taken away then all is lost, the initials U-S-A mean nothing, the terrorists will have won.

      The terrorists don't give a damn one way or the other about American freedoms, they want the U.S. out of the Middle East.

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    32. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a psych article (around the time of the Challenger explosion) discussing how unique the American culture was for its use of dark humor when dealing with national tragedies. The article discussed how other cultures/countries often had difficulty understanding how we could joke about such horrible things.

      The author went on to theorize that one could somewhat measure the significance/severity of an event to the amount of time it took for related jokes to start circulating.

      Perhaps we're in more of an age of sensitivity than we were when the Challenger blew up, but I remember hearing jokes about that one within a week. Groaners to be sure, but they were there nonetheless. Hopefully we've reached the end of the deep mourning phase and can start moving on.

      As far as LOTR's next installment, I doubt they'll change the name. The WTC was unoficially known as the twin towers, not the two towers. The only hitch I can see will be that the ad campaign will likely be starting up within a month of the one year anniversary... I suspect that they'll keep the name low key for the first few weeks and focus on "The Lord of the Rings."

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    33. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAAAARRRRKKK OFF!!!
      You "hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name"???????!!!??
      What kind of sanctimonious, politically-correct, non-threatening, anti-masculine, mass-market=mass-intelligence, frankly BULLSHITE view are you indulging here?
      I mean, do you think that all references to "Nigger Jim" should be omitted from Huck Finn?
      That all allusions to the Crusades be erased from European literature?
      That any work mentioning any kind of emotive concept in whatever spurious form it may be stricken from the records?
      Grow some feckin' balls, mate!
      It's called "The Two Towers", yes.
      Is it referring to the World Trade Centre tragedy? NO!
      Is it belittling the lives lost and tried in this heinous crime? NO!
      Is it taking away *owt* from the truly, even mythically, heroic deeds of those involved in dealing with the unspeakable human cost of this travesty of nature? NO!!!
      Learn to see concepts as they are, rather than rather than merely dab-handedly relating them to whatever happens to be on your "social conscience"-inspired bullshit tirade-tipped tongue at a given time.

      Grrrrrrrr.... bloody small-minded wankers not knowing that they're small-minded..... GRRRrrrr.......

      Thankyou for listening...

    34. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by gowen · · Score: 1

      I think the WTC and the Challenger accident are orders of magnitude apart. The latter was a tragedy, but an accident and the fatalities were few. The WTC was a premeditated act of murder on a grand scale, with far reaching and deadly consequences. Thats a major real difference.

      Similarly, here in the UK after Princess Diana died, the media were obsequious, but in the pubs the gags were coming within 24 hours. With the Dunblane shootings (in which a lone psycho killed a class of small kids and their teacher) there were (and are) almost no jokes.

      I think the public has a better sense of the relative seriousness of these events than the media give us credit for.

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    35. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone show me a single person who actually
      said on the record that _they_ wanted the title to be changed.

      I thought so.

      this is the world's newest urban myth.

    36. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by fruey · · Score: 2

      Fruey reminds himself NEVER to quote film titles without checking IMDB himself.

      Shame on me.

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    37. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is the good Yahoo.
      the Philistine that likes to think of itself as
      having a heart of gold.
      America is the Frat Boy of the Global Village.
      Just as often it is love of gold that moves
      American foreign policy.
      a true diamond in the rough.
      A country and culture still green behind the ears.
      ...but with the most firepower on the planet.
      So the world benefits from what is good about America and suffers from what is bad.

      America is incredibly myopic to the point of self-delusion.
      during the Clinton impeachment when I heard
      both Dem and Rep politicians talking about if
      we are to preserve the only country where rule
      of law matters, I didn't know whether to laugh
      or puke.
      Democracy is alive and well outside the USA.

    38. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly they want US culture
      out of the Islamic world.
      They are afraid they will have a hard time convincing kids to blow themselves up once they
      have seen Britney Spears.

    39. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      I think you are thinking of a recent South Park episode where they say "It's been twenty years since AIDS started, so we can make jokes about it now."

      Actually, that is probably referring to the same article as you mentioned.

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    40. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by DapperDan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Democracy is alive and well outside the USA."

      Psst. The USA is a Republic.

    41. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hm. If I remember correctly, Deer Hunter, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Midnight Cowboy and All Quiet on the Western Front were all EXTREMELY dreary movies.

      What I think everyone is trying to express here is that NO SciFi film, no matter how good, will EVER get best picture over some hackneyed contrived "uplifting" retard flick because of the assumption of the mutual masturbation of the academy that somehow retard flicks are more intrinsically "artistic" now matter how god awful they are.

      You can also chalk it up to the fact that SciFi takes a bit of imagination to understand, which is something entirely lacking in the dessicated legions of the judges.


      I saw both movies, and to be honest, A Beautiful Mind was okay, but still a extremely dreary movie. The voyage into the mind of a schitzophrenic was of course fabulously depicted, but at the same time it was nowhere near the calibur of Lord of the Rings in both performance, long-lasting appeal, and epic character.

    42. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Genom · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "I realize that this bill basically says you can tap someone's phone for jaywalking, and normally I would say, 'No way,' " said Del. Dana Lee Dembrow (D-Montgomery). "But after what happened on September 11th, I say screw 'em."

      Translation (and mind you, this is coming from an elected official): "Becase some terrorists hijaaked planes and ran them into the WTC last year, we should be able to tap your phone if you jaywalk - because everyone knows jaywalkers are as criminal as terrorists!"

      +1 Scary

    43. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psst if you check a dictionary you'll notice that there's nothing inconsistent in a republic being a democracy. I suspect you have little idea what either word means.

    44. Re:LOTR will never get best picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't censoring reality.
      That's just america ignoring anything that doesn't happen in or directly effect america
      ...and it's nothing new

  5. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good films? the oscars? shake your head Wakka.

    case in point : beautiful mind. mediocre film, mediocre acting, best picture oscar.

    same old same old.

  6. Which "two chances" would those be? by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

    The two remaining movies? Or is Taco talking about the Blockbuster Awards... *chuckle*

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    1. Re:Which "two chances" would those be? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      The two remaining movies? Or is Taco talking about the Blockbuster Awards... *chuckle*

      I figured Taco meant the next two movies in the LOTR series would have a chance as well.

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    2. Re:Which "two chances" would those be? by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

      He is talking about the Oscars for the 2002 and 2003 with the next 2 movies from LOTR (The Two Towers and The Return of The King) I'm hoping those two will get more credit than the first one, but it'll be hard desition next year, between Two Towers and The Attack of the Clones.. I'm really looking forward for those two to come out

    3. Re:Which "two chances" would those be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Or is Taco talking about the Blockbuster Awards
      Nah, he's waiting for the Canadians to appeal against the voting since the French academy members colluded with the Russians. Extra gold statuettes all round.
    4. Re:Which "two chances" would those be? by streetlawyer · · Score: 1

      Slim, and none

    5. Re:Which "two chances" would those be? by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, attack of the clones has a REAL BIG chance to win an Oscar, too...

      In special effects, maybe.

  7. It had to be said. by zapfie · · Score: 3, Funny

    One Ring to [win] them all..

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    1. Re:It had to be said. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      "You must roll D20, 18 or greater to win Best Picture."

      *roll*

      11

      Oh well, 2 more chances. :]

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  8. Amelie gets zilch nada by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Which goes a long way to explain why I don't watch the academy award shows. It's more political and business than what really should be done, but, hey they have to sell advertising time while they pat themselves on their backs, right?

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    1. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right "Amelie" was my fav film last year.
      I think slashdot types might like it too - there's the mystery with the stripes of photos to be solved.

    2. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. We all know it's the homosexuals that control Hollywood, so it's all about the "cucumber", ie politics and business.

      It's a little bit like this:
      http://goatse.cx/contrib/goatsex.swf

    3. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Teknogeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      We all know it's the homosexuals that control Hollywood
      Then explain Ian McKellan not winning an Oscar.
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    4. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by jonr · · Score: 2

      Like spoken from my heart!
      And best original script?!? Gosford Park? A Agatha Christie wannabe! Memento and Amélie were in different league than that drivel. TFOTR never had a chance; A fantasy directed by the guy who made Bad Taste? Sureley people didn't really believe that he would get an oscar?
      I just hope that Hollywood producers strain their self padding themself on the back! Bah!

    5. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by ziggles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ok, let me ask you something. did you see all of the nominees in the best foreign film category? if not then I hardly think you have the right to say that Amelie deserved it more than the others. If so, well sorry to tell you, the academy awards aren't all about the "best" movie, because obviously no one can say what's best, it's a matter of opinion.

    6. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ian has contol of "The Giver" and will be arriving in jon katz's immediate area in 30 minutes to pleasure him for the love of the man. Ian is not gay but he can wield powerful semen producing boytoys with the best of them like the creator of the muppet babies.

    7. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I have. The only reason No Man's Land got it is because it is still partially Holywood financed. I don't get how such movies can be even called best foreign films when they are made with US money.

    8. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by mikeporter · · Score: 0

      Amelie has made 30 million at the US box office which is way more than any of the other nominees. Also take a look at what the fans have to say. This about sums it up. IMDB

    9. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by samael · · Score: 1

      Gosford Park? A Agatha Christie wannabe!

      If you think Godford Park was actually about the murder, then you've kinda missed the point.

    10. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree wholeheartedly that Memento (starring our own Guy Pearce) was absofeckinglutely superb;
      Amelie was simply sublime.
      But to dismiss LOTR in this way is surely mean-spirited at best, no?
      It was a fecking GREAT movie.. fun, excitement, escapism, adventure, visceral thrills a-go-go..
      Movies are meant to be FUN! ENTERTAINING! COMPELLING!
      LOTR, to my mind, did all this in a much slicker, original and accessible way than any movie in a fair bloody while.

      But then... I am as insubstantial a critic as any (check the posting name! ;-) )

      good on denzel anyway. he's grouse.
      (.......and russel's a bit of a wanker!...)

    11. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Yesh.. ar, Memento should have won. One of the best movies I've seen in awhile.

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    12. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by jilles · · Score: 2

      Getting a lot of oscars is not a good recommendation IMHO. I see a lot of movies and I have sort of developed a taste for movies that actually have a plot not consisting of just cliches. Most Hollywood movies generally don't qualify as such.

      I saw lotr. Nice visual effects, decent acting, one dimensional script (basically just the book). I wasn't impressed at all by the music and frankly my impression was that it was a bit overdone. I would definately not be interested in obtaining it on CD or even downloading it with Kazaa. The sound effects are what you expect to get when you trow in a couple of million. I suppose LOTR being such a hit it deserves some oscars. Tolkien deserves all of the credit for the story and Jackson deserves some credit for translating it to the screen which is quite an achievement.

      What I've seen of a beautiful mind it was just your average dumbed down hollywood drama. I also saw gosford park (had a few nominations) and nearly fell asleep. Jesus, what a boring stupid story.

      Amelie was by far the best movie that actually received nominations. IMHO it not getting any actual oscars says more about the process of awarding them than about the movie itself. Of course, be sure to watch it in french and not the translated version. Subtitles are good and you lose a lot of the subtlety, quality and non-verbal communication with dubbed movies.

      I've seen lots of other small movies (e.g. memento, requiem for a dream, together) that I enjoyed very much (much more than I enjoy most blockbuster movies). I'm not sure if they were all of last year since we generally see them a few months after release in Europe.

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    13. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by bitrott · · Score: 2, Funny

      Amen. Amelie loses out to YET ANOTHER WAR FILM. The greatest romantic film of all time, the msot original film of the year, and the most gorgeous art direction short of Moulin, and it loses to YET ANOTHER WAR FILM. It's time for the stuffed shirts and the life-haters to realize that love is as powerful, if not more powerful an emotion than despair, trial, or tribulation. And that most people would rather watch a beautiful french lass, than YET ANOTHER WAR FILM

    14. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by damiam · · Score: 2

      Something tells me that if LOTR had won, no one would be making this complaint. As it is, this entire page is just full of bitching about the objectivity of the Oscars.

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    15. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      The greatest romantic film of all time

      I think that's a bit of a bold statement. Of all time? Do you really think Amelie will be remebered as the greatest romantic film of all time in 50 years?

    16. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by blamanj · · Score: 2

      If you think Godford Park was actually about the murder, then you've kinda missed the point.

      True enough, but I had the opposite reaction. The point was not only clearly made, but it was beaten to death with a pointed stick. Not only that, but the class system is pretty much a non-issue for an American film by an American director.

      I think Monty Python did the equivalent of Gosford Park in one five-minute sketch, the Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest. It has the "carriage envy", the sex with the debutante, the insensitivity, and much better very of the shooting party.

    17. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Buckaduck · · Score: 1

      If you think Godford Park was actually about the murder, then you've kinda missed the point.

      And that's part of what infuriated me. It has been marketed heavily as a "clever whodunit" and a "murder mystery". And it certainly is not. If people knew what it was about, nobody except a professional film critic would ever want to see it.

      In truth, Gosford Park consists entirely of a series of scenes depicting the wide gap between the upper and lower class. That's it. There is virtually no plot, only interaction between the characters. How does something like that win an Oscar for Original Screenplay? I can live with nominations for acting, directing, costume design, etc. But to actually win the award for screenplay?

    18. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be rien, zilch, nada. La plus belle femme de cinema en 2001 etait, sans doubt, l'actrice qui a jouer dans la role d'Amelie. Quelle babe!

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    19. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by ziggles · · Score: 1

      well the category isn't "best independent foreign film" it's just "best foreign film." i don't see what difference it makes where they get their money, it's about where the movie is made.

    20. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think "A Beautiful Mind" will be remembered ass the best picture in to years ????????????????

    21. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course I meant "in two years"

    22. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by bitrott · · Score: 1

      In my head it will be. And since we're talking about opinions here :P

      No, "Greatest Ever" titles are meant to be thrown around recklessly. Amelie is possibly my favorite film ever, a title that changes with whatever film catches my fancy most recently.

    23. Re:Amelie gets zilch nada by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it would be, did I?

  9. Screenplay adaptation?! by MadAhab · · Score: 4, Insightful
    My only comment is that I can't believe they didn't win for best screenplay adaptation. I've reread the books since seeing FotR and it's amazing how many changes they made without subverting the original story, and how many smart decisions they made about compacting the story for the screen, and yet how much original dialogue made it into the film word for word. It's not easy satisfying rabid fans while also meeting the needs of the film. There was even a bit of commentary during the awards that the film almost wasn't made because it was deemed to difficult to bring it to the screen. No one said that about Beautiful Mind.

    Well, I'll bet they've got two more chances at this one.

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    1. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LoTR was more about visual effects than it was about story. The story was SEVERELY lacking! It didn't stand much of a chance in that screenplay category. It did won what it should have won, that is, effects awards. However, when it came to winning a "big" award, it just couldn't do it.

    2. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. I have to admit that I have not seen A Beautiful Mind. However, I have read Tolkien's Trilogy, and I know that bringing these books to the screen while preserving the integrity of the story and characters was not an easy task by any account. The Awards are a farce, and the Academy does not truly know what is good or appreciated by us, the people who pay dollars to see the films.

    3. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by max.inglis · · Score: 1

      I think that's probably because 99.9% of the people voting haven't read FotR and didn't know what kind of job the transposition must have been.

      They also probably didn't watch the movie either. :|

      max inglis

    4. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by JordanH · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I reread the books and I have to say that I'm disappointed in a number of places with the adaptation.

      Tom Bombadil is important to set the atmosphere and background of Middle Earth. I feel that the point is that some things are older and more mysterious than can be explained, even though they seem so warm and familiar.

      Events that would shed light into the relationship between Frodo and Sam were edited badly. Why was the Hobbit's (and especially Sam's) natural fear of water not mentioned? (Did I miss it?) It would have added great dramatic weight to Sam's almost drowning at the end. Why was Sam not present at the viewing of the mirror? His vision was important in the book, but deleted completely from the movie.

      To my mind, Sam is the everyman hero of the books, yet his role seems to be being played down. This nobility of the common man (or Hobbit) is an important message of the books and is being glossed over.

      I would have liked to have seen the Dinner scene at Rivendell where Frodo meets Gloin. The discussions at that Dinner sets the background for Rivendell, what's going on in the rest of Middle Earth, etc.

      I understand why they rewrote the scene at the River when the riders were closing in, but it's unfortunate that Frodo's challenge to the riders and the breaking of his sword are missing. Like I say, I understand that they wanted to setup the love story between Arwen and Aragorn so they decided to give Arwen a big role there. Actually, if I were to criticize the books, I would have to say that women were not given important enough roles, so this all may be to the good.

      I also liked the scene in the book where Gandalf realizes that he's facing a Balrog...

      "A Balrog," muttered Gandalf. "Now I understand." He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. "What an evil fortune! And I am already weary."

      Don't know why that was changed (do I not remember the movie correctly?).

      Now, admittedly, they had to edit for length. I'm not sure what else I would have left out instead. I guess I would have liked to have seen 6 movies on all 6 books, but perhaps that wouldn't have sold well.

      Taking into account the necessity to edit for length, I guess I would only really criticize the deemphasis on Sam's role.

      Sorry if I've misrepresented the movie above. I've only seen it once. I don't like to watch movies more than once a year or so. I've just never seen a movie that didn't seem flat if I tried to watch it again too soon and I hate having that experience with movies that I otherwise enjoy.

    5. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by perky · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that as many of them would have read some Tolkein than have read the Biography of John Nash on which "A Beautiful Mind" was based.

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    6. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those kinds of things bothered me too, but what hurt the most was the way Elves were portrayed. Agent Elrond aside ("What good is a Ring of Power, Mr. Baggins, if you are unable to speak!"), they all seemed kind of surly. Call me crazy, but that isn't the "Merry and sad at the same time" concept Tolkien had in mind. That, and why twist Sauruman's role in the whole affair? Instead of Sauron's dupe he becomes a fanboy hatchet man, and all of the sudden you have wizard fights that look like bad episodes of Xena, Warrior Princess. Things like this bother me because they're not done in the interest of time, but more out of extravagance and sensationalism. Maybe Jackson was true to the fans, but he wasn't true to the spirit of the novels.

      That's why I don't think this movie deserves best adaptation or whatever. Great makeup, terrific cinematography, and outstanding setting--give it Best Picture, I don't care--but please, don't parade this as the profoundly perfect adaptation everyone seems to think it is.

    7. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      wasn't sam's vision the one of the scouring of the shire? as i understand it that part won't be in the return of the king so it makes no sense to show that scene.

      they probably took bombadils part out for time

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    8. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by gowen · · Score: 1
      To my mind, Sam is the everyman hero of the books, yet his role seems to be being played down
      I agree with your assessment, but I don't think its really true of the first volume. Sam doesn't step outside his slightly-dim-lickspittle/bumpkin role until Books 4 and 6 of LoTR, so we can hardly expect the first movie to reflect otherwise.
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    9. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by singularity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the past year I have read both A Beautiful Mind and Lord of the Rings.

      Giving the award to A Beautiful Mind endorses a mockery of the man's life.

      I write a few of the major changes in the screen play in this post.

      Basically, *every* major scene in A Beautiful Mind was completely made up.

      The movie is loosely inspired from the actual book, and I do not think that anyone who has read the book can say that it is "based" on the book at all.

      FotR deserved that award. Yes, there were a few problems with the adaptation, but there always are going to be them. Even Shawshank, which I consider to be the best adaptation ever, has a major problem with the amount of time that Red spend wandering around, looking for the tree.

      I gave up on the Academy Awards when Forrest Gump won over both Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption.

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    10. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • Sam doesn't step outside his slightly-dim-lickspittle/bumpkin role until Books 4 and 6 of LoTR...

      Well, they still have time to establish Sam as the everyman hero, but they could have presaged it by showing that Sam overcame his fear of water to keep his promise and go with Frodo. Why leave that out? It would have taken only a quick scene when they first got on the boats to show Sam's distaste for boats and water.

    11. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >It would have taken only a quick scene

      They may weill have written a scene like that, even shot it only to have it cut out of the final edit.

      I've often been surprised how many "quick scenes" end up on the floor in some movies. I've rented DVDs with 'deleted scenes' and wondered why the hell they took them out. There is something of a black art to editing a film and keeping the pacing going and making tough decisions about dropping certain scenes.

    12. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by JordanH · · Score: 1
      Sam did see the scouring of the shire, but he also saw Frodo lying, presumably dead, at the bottom of a cliff.

      This vision, and how it sets up what happens at the cliff is important in their picking up Golem as a travelling partner.

      That's pretty important, I think.

    13. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by stype · · Score: 1

      From the point of view of someone who hasn't read the books, I would agree too. Ok, so before you start telling me to shut up because I can't talk about adapting something that I haven't read, just listen. There were a lot of things about the movie I liked...it was really well made, but I thought the screenplay was the biggest fault. I felt like there was a *lot* that was being left out. For a 3-hour long movie, I expected better explanations of things and more character development, but I thought there was way too little. I wouldn't have cared if it won every award there...as long as it doesn't get best screenplay, and as a result of that, best picture, I was happy.

      To everyone who has read the book....you have to imagine seeing this movie without all the extra knowledge you have. I was really disappointed. Everyone tells me that the movie is so much better if you have read the books...well, in my mind, that means the screenplay was severely lacking. And if the people who didn't vote for it haven't read the books, then thats just too bad for the screenplay writer. It should have been more universal.

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    14. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Boronx · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hobbits are a desease, an infestation...

    15. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by armb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Tom Bombadil is important to set the atmosphere and background of Middle Earth. I feel that the point is that some things are older and more mysterious than can be explained, even though they seem so warm and familiar.

      http://www.daimi.aau.dk/~bouvin/tolkien/tombomba di l.html
      " it is good that there should be a lot of things unexplained (especially if an explanation actually exists); ... And even in a mythical Age there must be some enigmas, as there always are. Tom Bombadil is one (intentionally)." (Letters, p. 174)

      But I think leaving something like that out of the movie was entirely reasonable.

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    16. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by sjwt · · Score: 0

      i though the fight was well done,
      considering how they could of done it..

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      luke, ughr.. i meen gandalf..'

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    17. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by JordanH · · Score: 2

      I'd never seen that letter from Tolkien! Kind of gives me the big head that I was apparently so intune with Tolkien about Bombadil.

      • But I think leaving something like that out of the movie was entirely reasonable.

      Setting aside the length of the film issue, why is this entirely reasonable?

      It deprives the movie goers of a delightful character and a mystery to take away with them.

      Maybe because movie goers like everything wrapped up in neat little endings? I can see where the Bombadil characters would have been an enigma to most people, but that's his function.

      Things like this are what have aggravated me as to the common description of the Movie you hear. "It's so faithful to the books!" When they leave out things like Bombadil.

      I like the Movie, I like the Books. I don't think it's a tragedy that they aren't exactly the same story. I don't think the movie was that faithful to the books, however.

    18. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It deprives the movie goers of a delightful character and a mystery to take away with them.
      The mystery being: "Why the hell didn't they cut that tree-hugging, drivel-spouting, badly dressed hippy, since he clearly has no relevance to the rest of the movie."
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    19. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      You are missing one important aspect; the feel good fuzziness of "being able to overcome" drastic circumstances. This is in direct response to 9/11. IMHO that is ;-)

    20. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by balthan · · Score: 1

      Setting aside the length of the film issue

      But you can't set it aside. The movie is already a hair under 3 hours long. Length is one of the main reason things get cut from a movie. And scenes not directly related to the main plot are usually the first to go.

    21. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by ajs · · Score: 2

      A whole lot of what you point out are limitations in time. This was a three hour movie, and yet you're suggesting four or five sceens that you think should be added?!

      I think that, given the limitations of time and the medium this is an astounding take on the books. Could you take this movie as a starting point and imrpove on it? Probably (or at least I imagine someone could), but that's not where P.J. started. He started from scratch. This is, IMHO, the best adaptation of a novel to hit the big screen. I can only think of a handful of other movies that even come close, but most of them set off in very different directions than the book(s) (Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Oddesy, To Kill A Mockingbird). To remain so faithful, and yet do so good a job... I've just never seen it.

      Hopefully, the next two movies keep the same level of fidelity (which, since they were made at the same time, I imagine they will).

    22. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Troll
      • I can't believe they didn't win for best screenplay adaptation

      Quite, but I can't understand why it won anything but screenplay and visual effects.

      Cinematography? I only saw up-the-nose shots or helicopter flybys. OK, there were a few midrange shots, but the strobe editing managed to disguise that nicely. OK, cinematography also covers location selection, but given that many of the locations were heavily CGI'd, that's a pretty spurious award.

      Makeup? Most of it was CGI, and the stuff that wasn't was pretty much Xena level. Of the main characters, only Gimli had serious makeup, and that was mostly wasted because he didn't have a part other than comic relief. Perhaps it was a token award because John Rhys-Davies was allergic to the makeup, and got half his face burned off, or more likely it was just an award on the quantity of makeup used.

      Music? Are you kidding? OK, the score itself was appropriate, but the application of it was simply appalling. I have never got so sick of a score so fast, nor sighed with relief at the few moments where they just shut up and let Middle Earth get a few words in. And Enya? I nearly puked. Perhaps "Music (Score)" means "best revenue generating album", but that's hardly good comment on the movie.

      Visual effects, fair enough. This was pretty much a CGI film with a few live action actors filling in the blanks.

      Speaking of the actors, there really should be awards for "most effective" rather than just "best". I mean, given how little screen time each actor got, it's amazing that they even registered on our consciousness. Consider: Ian McKellen plays a bumbling buffoon who gets everything wrong and then falls down a hole, and yet we still cared, because he was Gandalf. Liv Tyler had a part that barely deserved a credit, and yet she played it to perfection, surprised me greatly in fact, and gave the role a depth that it really didn't deserve for the time it was allowed.

      All in all, FotR really deserves an award for "Film that screwed up the least, given that it had everything going against it." I still don't think it was actually anything like enjoyable cinema (although the full director's cut might at least show all of half the sub-plots rather than half of some of the sub-plots), and clearly the academy didn't either, given that it won the "And moving quickly on..." awards.

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    23. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Webere · · Score: 1

      all of the sudden you have wizard fights that look like bad episodes of Xena, Warrior Princess.

      What the Gandalf/Saruman fight reminded me of was the fight between Bavmorda and Raziel in Willow. I could tell from the way my friends were laughing the first time we saw it that they all thought the same thing...

    24. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by NuShrike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There were many scenes that are subpar when compared to the writing of the book. Changes to make them faithful to the book would have taken zero time and only added extra drama, mystery, and a better appreciation of the book.

      Such as, some time is made to point out that Frodo's sword glows, yet they never made Gandalf's Glamdring glow also. Didn't have to explain Gandalf's sword, but could have only "added" to the background mystery.

      When Strider showed himself to Frodo and the gang at Bree, he declared himself as Aragorn of a royal heritage. Only a few more extra seconds and would've added much to the drama, and later "feeling" for this ranger during all the battles.

      Showing a ring on Galadriel's finger at the mirror pool. Zero time and would've have hinted she's ALSO a ring lord.

      In the book, nobody knew that Frodo was alive and wearing mithril until after they got out of the Moria during the last battle in there. It was revealed immediately in the movie. Deflated the suspense and drama quite a bit. I guess they didn't want to spend time showing Frodo getting carried around.

      Talking about bits that should have been cut out,
      the Gandalf/Saruman battle. Does not really exist in the book, and is entirely unnecessary to the whole plot screentime wise when dialogue to explain it would do, IMO. Time better spend would have been more background about Hobbits and water, even a short Tom Bombadil episode, more bits of Galadriel's gifts.. not altering Arwen's/Glorfindel's role at the river at Rivendell, etc...

      So summary, fairly good adaption of the books much in the style of the Dune movie to the books, but it lost quite a bit of the deep layering of the story, and intensity of the scenes.

      Layering that would not have added much more time (if any!) considering the unnecessary made-up scenes that could have been left out instead.

    25. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR fans aren't enough to carry the cost of the production-it had to be made accessible. IMHO they stuck to the story, character and dialog far better than I expected, and I don't disapprove of some of the changes. Lets face it, women got short shrift in the original. I'm wondering how they're goining to handle the two tracks in the sequels. Timeline in Middle Earth? That'd put the cognostini to the test...

    26. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Artagel · · Score: 2

      There is no way LoRT deserves best screenplay adaptation.

      I am not quibbling about various inaccuracies that are required by the extrememly compressed format. For example, turning Arwen into Xena-warrior-princess was gutwrenching. This is all the more because there *is* a Xena-warrior-princess later in the person of Eowyn. (Marry a woman like Eowyn, and you better not cheat on her. Would take Lorena Bobbitt to a new level.)

      People who had not read the books do not and cannot reasonably take in the time scale of events to understand the scope of the epic. This transforms the book in two ways that are bad.

      First, it drops the implication of intermediate time that is so important to understand why these little hobbits are so heroic. One loses a sense of how far Bree is for them, much less Rivendell, much less Lorien. One needs not only space, but time to explain how far they hobbits are going.

      Second, it lends the impression that the action scenes that take perhaps 50 pages of the book are adjacent events. While it makes for a much better action story, it does not tell Tolkien's story, which is much more of a travel log. The places I saw, the people I met etc.

      Elisions like Tom Bombadil are nits to pick, but the overall character of the work changing, and for the worse, takes LoTR out of consideration for best adapted screenplay.

    27. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Nept · · Score: 1

      The director's cut of FotR (due out on DVD a month before the TT releases in theatres) will contain over 30-40 minutes of new footage, including Galadriel's gifts. Got this somewhere off of AICN, but can't find the link.

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    28. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      Actually, 2001: A Space Odyssey wasn't really a book-to-movie adaptation....Kubrick was writing the screenplay more or less simultaneously with Clarke writing the book, each providing feedback to the other and incorporating story changes from one to the other. In fact, it wasn't even a given that the book was going to come out before or after the movie, eventually the film came out first - and had plot differences from the final book.

      2010, in contrast, was written as a sequel by Clarke to the movie version of 2001, and was eventually adapted to a movie in 1984.

    29. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by WNight · · Score: 2

      I thought Sauruman's role was handled well. He intends to betray Sauron, as evidenced by the scene with the Uru-kai where it says it serves him, not Sauron which directly contradicts the orders Sauruman received from Sauron.

      The things they could have left out imho were some of the effects like the worms and bugs crawling over the hobbits when they were hidden, and the rock walkway in Moria where they rocked back and forth.

    30. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Genom · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ...it's the...SMELL...

    31. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by WNight · · Score: 2

      I can't understand what Bombadil is supposed to add to the story...

      The first part of LotR was written as more of a kid's book, a romp, like The Hobbit. Bombadil was based on a favorite doll (?) of Tolkien's children.

      He later said in some of his letters that the first half (or so) of the first book didn't suit the tone he later decided on.

      That's why so many parts like the party and selling BagEnd, Bombadil, and Brie seem silly and out of place.

      IMHO it was a very good choice to decide to stick with a consistent feeling throughout and remove excess bits as an editor should have done long ago.

      Really, Tolkien wasn't a great writer. His books are enduring because of the rich world he creates and the attention to detail in its design. But to stick to every last word he wrote doesn't make sense when in many cases he simply didn't get around to fixing it up.

    32. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • The director's cut of FotR (due out on DVD a month before the TT releases in theatres) will contain over 30-40 minutes of new footage, including Galadriel's gifts.

      Great! That was something else I thought was important that was missing.

      I especially want to see Gimli's request with Galadriel's and Celeborn's reaction.

    33. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by asteinberg · · Score: 1
      Now, admittedly, they had to edit for length.

      I think a good way to shorten the movie might have been to just not feel so restricted by the boundaries of the book. Instead of ending FotR right where the book ends, why not end it a few scenes earlier? Admittedly, my memory of the books isn't great, but I think a lot more happens in the first than in the next two anyway, so moving the end of FotR to the start of the Two Towers might have been one way to add room for those missing parts of FotR.

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    34. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by bogado · · Score: 2

      Why set aside the lenght of the movie?? This is the single point of failure of this (wonderful in my opinion) movie. The movie is too long and has too many character and settings for a single movie. People who didn't read the book find hard too follow the movie, and you blame the director to withdraw a character that has very little impact in the rest of the movie?

      I do belive that the movie was realy wonderful, but I had read the book (even thought I remembered very little from it). I knew the characters and settings I was expecting things to be there, and they were there.

      A movie is not a book, and certanly you cannot expect that it would be that book witch is very rich in detais on settings, history and characters. Peter Jackson and his crew made the right choice (in my humble opinion) to take out tom bombadil and even some very good scenes that he implied like the old man willow or the barrow downs. People should be leaving the theaters and longing to read the book, not thinking that they just lost three hours of their lifes.

      Well I will stop before people start moderating me as a troll or flamebait. :-)

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    35. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anthony · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the death of Boromir, the dispatch of his body down the river and the breaking fo the fellowship are described in "The Two Towers".

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    36. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      When Strider showed himself to Frodo and the gang at Bree, he declared himself as Aragorn of a royal heritage. Only a few more extra seconds and would've added much to the drama, and later "feeling" for this ranger during all the battles.

      I agree, I had my "I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn" speech all ready to go when I went into the cinema. It broke my heart that some of the best lines in the book weren't in the movie, this one in particular.

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    37. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Why was Sam not present at the viewing of the mirror? His vision was important in the book, but deleted completely from the movie

      I believe it's because the ending will be different from the books. That's the biggest problem with a film of LOTR. The ending of the book is a terrible ending for a movie. By the end of the movie, the people (who haven't read it) will be expecting a collossal battle with frodo,gandalf, and perhaps aragorn fighting sauron, with the film quickly winding down after that. Having another half hour short story at the end won't sit right with the viewing public. Not having it won't sit right with the geeks. Personally I'm dying to see what they do :-)

      Also, don't discount the possibility of extra scenes for us geeky tolkien readers being on the dvd. My ass was pretty sore after 3 hours in a crappy cinema chair, but on my couch that's not gonna be a problem and jackson knows it.

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    38. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      Jackson has already said that the scouring of the shire is not going to happen in the movies so you're right. The glimpse in the mirror was "a tribute to it" according to Jackson. It will be interesting to see how they end it.

      The extra footage for the DVD release is (again according to Jackson) mostly extra character development - small scenes that add to feel of the characters. E.g. more on Aragorn, development of the Elf/Dwarf rivalry, that sort of thing. Also more in Lothlorien, including the complete gift-giving scene.

    39. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by cperciva · · Score: 2

      One of the news reports mentioned that Nash was in the audience for the awards. While I agree that the movie completely mangled his life story, if it were really as bad as everyone says I don't think he would have attended. You can never make a historically accurate biography into a popular movie... the fact that Nash has in effect shown his approval indicates to me that he at least judged the result to be reasonable.

    40. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Bombadil adds to the _story_ is to show that while the One Ring may be the ultimate temptation to power, not all are interested and can live happily without it.

      That being said, I do not miss him in the _movie_.

    41. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by singularity · · Score: 2

      The problem is that they made his life look a lot better than it was. One of the biggest problems is that it makes it look like he overcame paranoid schizophrenia by sheer willpower when, in fact, he went into an admittedly rare remission.

      The screenplay makes for a good story, perhaps, but for a terrible adaptation from the book.

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    42. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Cool I didn't know that. Cheers.

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    43. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you think that? Most likely most of them have read neither book. They just voted for whichever movie they liked more.

    44. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by cperciva · · Score: 2

      One of the biggest problems is that it makes it look like he overcame paranoid schizophrenia by sheer willpower when, in fact, he went into an admittedly rare remission.

      s/an admittedly rare remission/a "remission" unlike anything ever observed in a paranoid schizophrenic patient/

      In light of the past decade, the original diagnosis is rather questionable.

    45. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      My biggest complaint was how they turned Gimli into Lieutenant Worf - his job is to grunt and give all of the bad suggestions. He exists solely as a loudmouth and source of bad ideas.

      They removed the whole chivalry side of the character, the thing that made him respectable, that made him more then just a dumb dwarf. Damnit, he was my favourite character.

      That, and I kept wanting the elves to say yrch instea of orcs, but I guess that's too much to ask.

    46. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, unpopular opinion == troll. It's the Slashdot way.

    47. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by SablKnight · · Score: 1

      The things they could have left out imho were some of the effects like the worms and bugs crawling over the hobbits when they were hidden...

      IIRC, this was done to enhance the 'evil aura' of the black riders, that nature fled from them.

      -SablKnight

    48. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by ajs · · Score: 2

      Several things: first, take off your list everything that you suggest would not have taken much extra time.

      You have to stop and think about what a heart-breaking job the editor for this film had. It came in long, which almost certainly means that what was on film was about 3.5-4 hours. Even then you can't fit all your favorite stuff. You trim a phrase here, a reaction shot there, just to save time.

      You say that the Saruman/Gandalf battle was not required? Step back and think about that. How do you introduce Saruman, and make him credible in the second movie? How do you explain the Eye's power? How do you get the audience to fear Sauron's reach over the world? The book did so by going on and on about the history of Middle Earth, but to have a droning naration in the movie would have destroyed it (it worked in the book because we are much more willing to read a history than watch it).

      Go back to the movie. Wipe the book from your mind and look at what Jackson has done. There's a new generation of viewer who now understand the power of what Tolkien created. Not fully. Not who/what the elves really are. Not why there are wizards, and why they don't count as "men". Not the fact that there really is an Elvish language, and that's the whole reason he wrote the books in the first place. But far more than the Dune movie did for Dune. Far more than any movie has done for a classic, IMHO (though as I say, To Kill a Mockingbird was pretty darn good).

      You point to where the moview changed the book, and you complain. I say, make a better adaptation and we'll talk. This is the best one yet, and I find it hard to imagine that someone could make better (perhaps you could as a play, but that's another matter).

    49. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! by armb · · Score: 2

      > Setting aside the length of the film issue, why is this entirely reasonable?

      "Apart from that, did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln?"

      The length of the film is the key issue here. To have a commercially successful film, they were going to have to cut _something_. A character who has no known connection with anything else, a character who isn't affected by the ring, seems like a good choice.

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  10. late? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    isn't this a little late?

    beautiful mind already one the best picture and best director, making a total of four for them too... plus they got the better awards, not just the editing ones.

    linkage: the winners and nominees listed here

    also, after her proformance last night, halle berry really is an actor...

    score -1, troll... sorry, i just hate it when hollywood pats itself on the back for bad jobs.

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    1. Re:late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >>also, after her proformance last night, halle berry really is an actor...

      soft-core porn actor ?

    2. Re:late? by thing12 · · Score: 1

      He meant that the next two movies in the Lord of the Rings series will have chances to win for best director, picture....

    3. Re:late? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2

      Dude, Berry deserves the damn Oscar - she deserves a truckload of the things. Go rent the movie.

    4. Re:late? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 1
      Or if you want to find out what a oscar winner will show you if you give her enough money see "Swordfish". Or don't. Whatever.

      For some reason Halle leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don't mean to critisice her perfomance in Monsters Ball. I'm sure she's deserving.

      I just don't like her.

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    5. Re:late? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2
      Not liking an actor is legit - I've seen very little from Berry to prove to me that she is a strong actor (Monster's Ball and Bulworth are the only two that come to mind), but she won for a role worth winning for (unlike, oh, let's say Training Day or Scent of a Woman). I don't like Mel Gibson, but I'm not going to say he shouldn't win an Oscar if he does a great job at something.

      I do really suggest Monster's Ball, even if you don't like her.

    6. Re:late? by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      Come on! You could actually see Gwyneth Paltrow's and Cameron Diaz's nipples! In fact, you could see Gwyneth Paltrow's entire breasts, not that there's much to look at. Halle looked elegant and sexy.

    7. Re:late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He meant that the next two movies in the Lord of the Rings series will have chances to win for best director, picture....

      That's unlikely to happen though. If he couldn't pull it off with this first movie then the next set of boring sequels will never gather enough votes.

  11. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by psamuels · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Next year's Oscars may not have as many other good films. Do you think that the Two Towers is the likely canidate for next years?

    Well, my guess is that Two Towers won't be as impressive as Fellowship, because the ground has already been broken. Everyone now knows what Peter Jackson's Middle Earth looks and feels like. The rest of the trilogy, while I'm sure it will be great and I can't wait to see it, just won't have the same power to overawe the viewer.

    Unless the sequels strike off into new territory - better special effects, for example - they will be "just sequels". Which is fine by me ... the source material is one huge book, and I want to eventually watch a 9-hour LOTR marathon and see it as one huge movie ... but not so fine for continued Academy Awards.

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  12. LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by myraid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the UK our favourite film won 5 baftas (UK version of the Oscars) including Best Film and Best Director. See the BBC [news.bbc.co.uk] website for more info. My non-geek colleges all think that 'A Beautiful Mind' was 'OK', but 'LOTR' was 'blinding' - so what gives? Post-Sept-11 nationalism? Or genuine belief that LOTR wasn't one of the best films ever made?

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    1. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2

      no, just the fact that Fantacy films comedies and cartoons (eccept beuity and the beast only becasue Disney lobbied hard) never get best film.

      they want people to play retards and crazy people or psudo-true historical crap. they need a film that shows a personal obsticle that can be over come.

      they are sort of like puritins, if it feels good to watch, it must be a bad movie :-)

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    2. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by theCURE · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's all politics. Ron Howard is why LOTR didn't win. I honestly believe it has nothing to do with the film itself. Everything now a days is run by politics, and this is just more of the same. What's interesting is that people were shocked, as if they didn't see it coming.

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    3. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      My non-geek colleges all think that 'A Beautiful Mind' was 'OK', but 'LOTR' was 'blinding' - so what gives?

      Why not ask the people that voted, instead of slashdot, for starters.

      Post-Sept-11 nationalism?

      Nationalism? Huh? I don't think anyone in the states really thinks of LOTR as a "british" or "new zealand" movie. I seriously doubt that played into it at all.

      Or genuine belief that LOTR wasn't one of the best films ever made?

      Or perhaps they figure LOTR has two more chances, and they'd rather not hand it BP three years in a row?

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    4. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by haedesch · · Score: 1

      it didnt have a handicapped person with an exceptional skill...
      You gotta have one of those if you wanna grab some awards

    5. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (.........small voice.........)
      BP??
      Please, explain..?

    6. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Batting Practice.

      The time before a baseball game when the players come out and practice hitting 80MPH fastballs into the bleachers.

      Or possibly "Best Picture"

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    7. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by tswinzig · · Score: 1

      BP == Best Picture

      In the context, I thought it was obvious, sorry.

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    8. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What gives is the shallowness and bullshit political side of america! Everything is a big political show. They want to keep America ignorant and believe that T.V. is REAL life. At least I know I will be buying the DVD's!

    9. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or genuine belief that LOTR wasn't one of the
      > best films ever made?

      Correct. More precisely: LotR is a minor movie, based on a minor complete fantasy story like thousands of others. It is competently crafted, with good special effects - but that's it. It actually got more awards than it deserved.

    10. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by aengblom · · Score: 1

      To add to this. Personally, I thought LOTR had it in the bag for "best picture", but I didn't think the movie was that great. It's not my thing. I was much more engaged and interested by Beautiful Mind and enjoyed it more. My *only* issue with it was how it is supposedly not truthful to Nash's life. A problem, but something I could get over.

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    11. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beautiful Mind
      Mercury Rising
      Rain Man
      Green Mile

      (yes I know not all of these got awards, but there seems to be a genre arising)

      I know theres more...

    12. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 1

      Oh I don't know...I seem to recall a number of vertically challenged types doing some pretty extraordinary stuff.

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    13. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1
      How many bloody colleges do you own? And what other categories? I guess you go to the geek college. What about your geek colleagues?

      <w>

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    14. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Aanallein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or perhaps they figure LOTR has two more chances, and they'd rather not hand it BP three years in a row?

      And would that really be all that terrible? Shouldn't this be about which movie is best? If LotR is the best for three years in a row, than it should get that award three years in a row. Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Might mean that other movies would strive a bit harder for the next two years.
      I'd like that. Might see us some real quality instead of the usual drivel...

    15. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by edhall · · Score: 2

      I think Howard deserved an Oscar for Apollo 13 -- which was a much better film than ABM. But he didn't get one that year.

      The Acadamy seems to carry an unofficial scorecard over who is "owed" an Oscar, and sometimes awards them for inferior work to correct for what is felt to be a past oversight. I suspect this might have been a factor in nudging things Ron's way (along with the fact that he is a pretty popular guy in Hollywood, having literally grown up in the "industry").

      -Ed
    16. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by InigoMontoya(tm) · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't do that, for the same reason that they didn't give Michael Jordan the MVP every year after 1990, even though he was clearly the best player in the league and the most valuable. While it could possibly be the best picture of the year all three years (and the Best Picture award is, let's face it, subjective) it won't win all three years because that would be as repetitive as Tom Hanks winning three or four years in a row (which some think he deserved, but alas, he did not receive.)

      I'm thinking that it'll be RoTK that'll get all the awards... as a form of "recognition" for PJ's work in all three films. That's also the year that Elijah has a shot at Actor, and Sir Ian (McK, not Holm) and Sean Astin have a legit shot at Supporting Actor. 2004 will be the year LoTR mops 'em up, methinks. The Oscar voters are, no doubt, aware that there are three films in this trilogy and didn't want it to blow its Oscar wad on the first go.

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    17. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think LOTR is a minor fantasy book like thousands of others, you are either extremely poorly read, or you are an academic literature snob who thinks that modern literature has to be incomprehensible and unreadable in order to be "literature".

    18. Re:LOTR won Best Film & Best Director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You just don't want to face reality. There thousands of works in the same equivalence class out there. LotR is just thicker than most, not necessarily better. Also, I made no mention of modern literature, but literature in general.

      In the big picture of literature, LotR is insignificant.

  13. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Next year's Oscars may not have as many other good films. Do you think that the Two Towers is the likely canidate for next years?
    But it will have the next Star Wars installment to battle for the technical visual effects/art design/make up/costume. On top of that, the make up will be less novel (excluding new characters: Ents) plus the desire for a consistent visual will mean they'll still be using (essentially) last years tech.
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  14. Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by gmplague · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? Sure, it was certainly the most popular on /., but it would have been nice if you had said something like "A Beautiful Mind got the awards for best picture and best director." I dare say that A Beautiful Mind is also a film that alot of nerds found good. I mean, the movie is about a mathemetician who wins the nobel prize for pete's sake. And there were loads of other movies that the /. crowd really seemed to like as well.

    This will probably get modded down as flamebait or troll, but whatever.

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    1. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Abreu · · Score: 1
      Problem with A Beautiful Mind is that its a picture that, sadly enough, fails to tell the viewer how much of a jerk John Nash could be, all because of political correctness. OK, he was a genius struggling against mental illness, but his illness made him a victimizer as much as a victim.

      Cant believe they gave it best adapted screenplay... LOTR, Shrek or In the Bedroom were better adaptations.

      Damm! Even Black Hawk Down is truer to the book than A Beautiful Mind

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    2. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Faust7 · · Score: 1

      Sure, it was certainly the most popular on /., but it would have been nice if you had said something like "A Beautiful Mind got the awards for best picture and best director." That sort of general news is available at dozens of other places like CNN.com or MSNBC.com. Slashdot is "News for Nerds." I dare say that A Beautiful Mind is also a film that alot of nerds found good. I mean, the movie is about a mathemetician who wins the nobel prize for pete's sake. And there were loads of other movies that the /. crowd really seemed to like as well. It's about more than just liking movies. The LotR books introduced the whole fantasy genre; its author has reached mythical proportions comparable to those he wrote about. And the film has done justice to the epic. The LoTR events--the books and the film--are milestones that deserve recognition.

    3. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      Well - it's not like it was an interesting Nobel prize anyway. I mean - a Nobel prize in Economic Sciences? Damn that's so exciting I can't help but fall asleep ... hehe :-)

      Yeah, so it's for developing some game theory:
      "for their pioneering analysis of equilibria in the theory of non- cooperative games"

      But it's still boring.

      "Why does /. have to concentrate on this film?"

      Probably because more slashdotters have read The Lord of the Rings than have heard of John Nash or even care about game theory.

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    4. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by overlord · · Score: 1

      I also dislike the old hollywood (and tv) idea
      of the crazy nerd in any of its differents
      ways.

      OverLord

    5. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by tswinzig · · Score: 4, Funny

      This will probably get modded down as flamebait or troll, but whatever.

      I need to turn this into my signature, because you fucking no that any time someone writes this, they get +5.

      Coincidence? I think not!!

      Oh well, this will probably get modded down as flamebait or troll, but whatever.

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    6. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by bryanbrunton · · Score: 2

      At least LoTR was up front about the subject matter and focus of the film being Fantasy. On the other hand, what we got from A Beautiful Mind was a Fantasy in the guise of a realistic depiction of John Nash's life. Major problems with ABM:

      (1) ZERO attempt to actual explain in even layman's terms the theories that Nash was working on.

      (2) ZERO attempt to show more of the actual and historic strife in the relationship that Nash had with his wife.

      (3) ZERO attempt to even hint at the fact that Nash was bi-sexual.

      Ron Howard so candy coated the life of John Nash that this film deserves nothing but disrepect.

    7. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by kevin_butler · · Score: 1
      Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? Sure, it was certainly the most popular on /. ...

      I found an interesting contrast: as I listened to "Morning Edition" on NPR while driving to work, they described the Denzel Washington & Halle Berry awards, mentioned Jennifer Connelly, played a snippet from Ron Howard's speech and one from Jim Broadbent, and left me thinking, "I guess FoTR got completely snubbed. Too bad."

      While the others are the "big" awards, winning four "little" Oscars deserves a mention as well...

      kb

    8. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by p3d0 · · Score: 2

      Duh...

      Slashdot: News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

      If you want balanced coverage of the Oscars (or anything else, for that matter) you have come to the wrong place.

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    9. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      The did explain in laymans terms game theories that arent zero sum games. That is a HUGE element of modern economics, one I spent many years studying in college and for masters.

      I thought the scene with "the blond" was a great way to explain the whole thing.

      They could have tossed in the prisoners dilema too, but they didn't have a good jail sequence :)

    10. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by fiftyfly · · Score: 1
      Why stop there?
      We also have:
      • ZERO attempt to show the title character as anything but a weack confused lunatic
      • ZERO attempt to mention of his years of (sort of) working travelling to Europe & his attempts at "world citizenery"
      • ZERO attempt to show the progress of his recovery as a rational person - one moment he's a raving mad man, the next he's teaching classes
      • ZERO mention of the fact that one of his son's now suffers from such paranoid delusions
      • ZERO mention of the fact that he was considered a rather strong, charismatic character who was by turns charming & and a complete (domineering) asshole. A far more complex person then the movie would sugest.
      and
      • NEAR ZERO attempt to mention his long time mistress & her son
      • NEAR ZERO attempt to mention how important he was
      • NEAR ZERO attempt to show how much his friends (well, the people who repsected his ability) tried to help him in the early years of his illness.
      • NEAR ZERO attempt to sugest that he may have been awarded his nobel much earlier (for the same work) is he hadn't been crazy.
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    11. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by ghislain_leblanc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Of course you won't get modded down, you said you would...

      Heheh

      N.B. I like your comment, I'm not trying to discredit you in anyway, just the tendancy that people who say they'll be modded have to get modded up. I find it ironic.

    12. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Rovaani · · Score: 1
      I need to turn this into my signature, because you fucking no that any time someone writes this, they get +5.

      And anytime someone points this out they get +5.

      What do I get? +1?

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    13. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Rovaani · · Score: 1
      And anytime someone points this out they get +5.

      And of course I meant +3...

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    14. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      10 years from now, people will still be renting LOTR in significant numbers. Other than possibly Monsters Inc (but probably not), no other movie this year can boast that.

    15. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by JordanH · · Score: 4, Insightful
      • Why does /. have to concentrate on this film?

      Because CmdrTaco likes the books and the movie, a lot.

      That's what I like about this place. The editors aren't afraid to show their own tastes in their story selection. They aren't constantly second guessing themselves saying things like "I wonder if this story will have the right geekiness to have wide geek appeal?"

      They just publish what they like. This place has character. Unlike most media.

    16. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by nomadic · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I know I'll get modded down for saying this, but I am just so courageous that I'm still going to risk it; hopefully my bravery will stand out as a testament to the rest of you.

      I agree, I'm constantly taunting people for using that "I know I'll get modded down for this" cop-out.

    17. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      What pisses me off is how they left out the rather important hallucination Nash had early in his life's travels where he meets a man with a yellow hat and blue trousers who runs around singing. After that, he always refered to his wife as "Goldberry" and asked her to wear green. (Of course, they also left out his wife's long term dementia, constantly telling Nash "I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child you have", and demanding he sing "Suffragette City").

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    18. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Maybe you should go back and read your economics
      texts again, because the situation with the
      blonde and her brunette friends was not a Nash
      equilibrium point. In fact it was completely
      unstable.

      Here was the premise used in the movie: If
      more than one of the guys goes after the blonde,
      they will get in each others' way and will all
      be rejected. Also, any guy who gets rejected
      by the blonde will also get rejected by her
      friends because they don't want to be seen as
      accepting hand-me-downs.

      Nash suggests that they should all go after the
      brunettes and then they won't get rejected. Now,
      Nash's theory says that a system is in
      equilibrium if no single actor can benefit by
      changing his strategy when the strategies of all
      other parties remain the same. That is clearly
      not the case here for either of the possible
      scenarios.

      If they follow Nash's advice and each go after a
      brunette then any single one of them who changes
      his strategy and goes after the blonde will
      improve his own situation. On the other hand,
      if they all go after the blonde they will all
      get rejected. If any one of them changes his
      strategy, he will benefit by getting one of the
      brunettes.

      This system is unstable with no equilibria
      because there is a conflict between the hope of
      being the only one to pursue the blonde and thus
      winning the big prize, and the risk of someone
      else going after her also and ending up with
      nothing.

      So, yes, they explained an important mathematical
      theory in layman's terms, but they got the
      whole thing wrong. Not exactly a reason for
      geeks to be praising this movie.

      The situation with the blonde and the brunettes
      is actually closely related to the 'Ultimatum
      Game' from a game theory perspective, but that
      has nothing to do with John Nash.

      And speaking of economics, the movie completely
      misrepresented Adam Smith's views on competition.
      I don't know whether it was due to incompetence
      or an attempt to make Nash's theory seem more
      significant than it really is, but either way
      it doesn't reflect well on the movie in terms of
      educating the layman.

    19. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Maybe people can grant that wish as they're modding it up? I love the smell of +5 Trolls in the morning. . .

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    20. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of social engineering last night: racial equality for BA, and suffering supportive spouses for BSA.

    21. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Aanallein · · Score: 1

      They just publish what they like. This place has character. Unlike most media.

      You know what, that's actually true. I never really realized it, but a large part of the attraction of slashdot is the fact that it is opinionated. This isn't just a bland listing of news, but a view on the world from people who often are surprisingly (?) alike to most of us. And because that's showing through, we keep coming back.

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    22. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by potat0head · · Score: 1

      Because each and every one of us read the books and were moved by them. LOTR is a cult classic finally reaching the mainstream.

    23. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      I used to have in my sig something like "I always mod down posts that refer to their own moderation", but I gave it up partly because I never have time to moderate anyhow.

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    24. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, because ABM is not as good as LOTR. I am an grad student doing physics for a living, and the most entertaining bit of ABM is the references to the stuff I knew from school like the Riemann Hypothesis, Galois theory, etc. (Sorry, I don't know any game theory), and the places I've visited (not smart enough to get into Princeton...).

      I think ABM is a good movie, but it is underwhelming. Crowe is good as Nash, but not great. In fact, I think the whole movie is over-acted.

      The movie was voted for because it is a feel-good movie (don't get me started on the very, very light "oh-here's-the-hero-in-trouble" bit) about somebody overcoming a delibitating ailment to make it big.

      The only problem is that I've seen better such movie : it's called My Left Foot. That is good. ABM is just OK.
      Does LOTR deserves the oscar then? I don't know : I've not seen all the movies on the nominee list. But it's certainly much much much better than ABM.

    25. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by FartingTowels · · Score: 1


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    26. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the 25th of March, please enjoy your stay.

    27. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by FartingTowels · · Score: 1

      Silly me. So much for weekend ;-)

    28. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Brand+X · · Score: 2
      I dare say that A Beautiful Mind is also a film that alot of nerds found good.

      I guess that depends on the nature of the nerd. This nerd found the blatant dishonesty of the movie, which softened the harsh edges of the already dishonest feel-good book into something that, frankly, made me feel vaguely ill, to be such a turn-off that I almost felt as betrayed by this awards ceremony as I did with Titanic.
      I guess you just have to actually be the kind of nerd who really tries to understand things about things, even if they aren't things in whatever field of nerdhood you subscribe to, rather than just giving them a casual glance. I mean, I wouldn't have really had an opinion on the movie if I hadn't seen it and read the book, and I suppose if I had seen it, or even read the book, without knowing anything more than that about Nash, the general social environment of mathematics as a field (I'm a physicist working in software design and algorithm development - I know mathematicians...), schizophrenia (I spent a decade of my life under the shadow of a clinical diagnosis of MPD for what was really enviromentally induced DPD... eg, severe shell shock... and have seen the insides of clinics... so I also know the disease that I was essentially misdiagnosed with), I might have thought it was a passably decent film. Nowhere near the best film, for any reason, of the year.
      Don't get me wrong. Technically, the portrayal in "A Beautiful Mind" was more accurate than, say, "The Fisher King"... but it was, emotionally, far less honest, and from some of the interviews I've chanced on, I'd go so far as to lable it deliberately decietful for the sole purpose of a social objective that is, in this particular case (schizophrenia, not mental illness in general) rather misguided, given its emphasis on PC social acceptance instead of concentrated efforts to cure the root problem.

      As for FoTR? Not sure. Of all the nominations for Best Picture, I would have gone that route, because:
      "Mulan Rouge!", while displaying threads of genius in certain profiles, had a lot of shoddy joisting showing. Poor writing and plot, dialog swinging radically between brilliant wordplays and drivel, as if it were a bunch of brilliant ideas stitched together with less-than adequate execution. Kind of like a lot of Neal Stephenson's work, really, but thinner on the brilliance.
      "Gosford Park" wasn't all that great, and I didn't see "In The Bedroom"
      FoTR was, in some ways, a better story (as opposed to literature) than the original form. I've long considered Tolkein's significance more historical than anything. His brand of fantasy predates him, and has been done better by others, though rarely with the consistancy. Nontheless, he did much in his time for the acceptance of Fantasy into Literature, at least in theory. I'd rather read Brust or Lindholm (as Lindholm, though her work as Hobb is readable) or Le Guin, but I don't think I could have ever been as ...elevated... by a movie based on anything by any of those authors. I was impressed by the impact. Still, does anyone know what won Best Picture in 1978 (hint: it had a Woody, not a Wookie), and the badly played role model for non-ill neurotics is all but forgotten.

      For the Record, I thought "As Good As It Gets" was a great movie, and I have a lot of respect for them for making it honest and feel-good at the same time.

      As for Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, and Sidney Poitier - it was scripted, and I'm too cynical not to be turned off by that, but they all deserved the recognition - especially Poitier - really, really, really especially Poitier - and there's a part of me that somewhat hopes for a little spillover into awareness of the current prejudices against asian leads... because I still want to see a serious movie about the 442nd/100th and lost Battalion, focussing on the AJAs, not the damned Texans, as the heroes, sometime in my lifetime. And without a few major male Japanese stars, it's not going to happen.

      I still wish someone had thought to nominate Memento for Best Director. I thought it deserved the original screenplay, but it was really the absence of a best director nomination that I was most offended about.
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    29. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i think i can answer that.

      tolkien is one of the most recognized and beloved authors of fantasy literature

      sci-fi and fantasy score high marks among "nerds"

      /. is populated by "nerds"

      ergo ... what was the question again?

    30. Re:Why does /. have to concentrate on this film? by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      As near as I can tell, that's the spark that makes a slash site work. I remember just being awed by Taco's response to queries about the code being open and people trying to compete. "Let them try; more power to them." He's not scared of that possiblity at all.

      For all the griping and complaining around here, you can't deny that people like this place because they like what the editors like.

  15. What really pisses me off... by Teknogeek · · Score: 0
    ...is Ian McKellan getting gipped for Best Supporting Actor.

    Did the Academy even see LotR? The guy's a genius...he's exactly how I imagined Gandalf to be.

    But it's all politics, I guess...hated, hated politics.

    I close this post with these words of Sir Alec Issigonis that sum up the Ocsars as a whole: "A camel is a horse designed by committee."

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    1. Re:What really pisses me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I guarantee you never saw Iris, which is where the actor who won it performed. So you're the pot calling the kettle black. Second of all, I guarantee they all saw LoTR and weren't impressed with a childish wizard. He was like you imagined because of the make up artists, not because of any acting.

  16. LOTR and Geekhood by Vodak · · Score: 1

    I know it's proably my Geekness talking but I think LOTR was a much better picture then the Best Picture winner last night.

    Of course I'm strange as hell. I mean I enjoy watching digimon.. (Tamers is the best season so far)

    1. Re:LOTR and Geekhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's probably my film-geekiness talking, but I don't think LOTR or A Beautiful Mind even deserved to be nominated.

  17. State of the World by Pez69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to love the state that this world is when the biggest news of the day is which movie got an award. There has to be more important things that happen then an award show which for me personly has one maybe two movies that I have seen or have enev thought about seeing. Here in Ontario, Canada the premier of our province is retiring and his party just elected a new leader over the weekend. And just looking at the front page of todays paper, grant not a indepth look but all I saw was a big head line about some record at for the award show.

    When I look at the newpaper I want had happened in the world over the past day or so that I didn't catch on the radio.

    We as a society need to get our priorities start on what is important in the world. Yes is good to know that LOTR:FOTR won 4 awards which they desevered but that information should be in the entertantment section where it belongs, not the front page where important news should be.

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    1. Re:State of the World by Blackwulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We as a society need to get our priorities start on what is important in the world. Yes is good to know that LOTR:FOTR won 4 awards which they desevered but that information should be in the entertantment section where it belongs, not the front page where important news should be.

      I completely agree.

      When I look in the newspaper, I want to only read about the horrible atrocities that get me depressed about the state of our nation. There should be absolutely nothing pleasing at all on my front page, because I don't care if someone's happy. I only care about the sad things, and that's all I want to read about.

    2. Re:State of the World by lucky_duck · · Score: 0

      what is important in the world
      LOTR has been DAMN important to quite a few people as I see it...One of the best three hours I've ever spent sitting on my ass! Although it was asleep when I got out of the theatre :)

    3. Re:State of the World by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Ahh... but the Oscars involves Holywood. Holywood involves money... no disrespect but your permier isn't one of the rich people and so isn't news worthy....

      Yes I agree it is a sad state of afairs but unfortunatly to misquote the Clash (or the Jam?) The public wants what the public gets... and if holywood and overpaid underintelligent stars sell papers then that is what will get front pages.

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    4. Re:State of the World by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Agreed. The attitude you bemoan is what allows Hollywood to buy and sell Senators (Fritz Holling and Dianne Feinstein come to mind), and to push such drivel as the CBDTPA.

      On a side note, has anyone yet pointed out the irony that when someone tries to regulate the movie industry they cry "First Amendment"?

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    5. Re:State of the World by s20451 · · Score: 1

      Actually after serving as Ontario's finance minister, Ernie Eves took a couple of years off from politics to work as a bank executive, so he's probably stinkin' rich.

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    6. Re:State of the World by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Dude. If you're talking about slashdot, they put fucking 5 port switch bears that MIT students made on their front page. You know what? I'm glad they did, and I completely agree with the sarcastic reply above me.

      What do you think the real newspapers cut out for *one* day to have an article about the oscars?

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    7. Re:State of the World by geekoid · · Score: 2

      There are also GOOD things that are far more worthy then a movie award.
      Sometime there are changes that are more important then a movie award.
      The poster states that some important election had just taken place, persoanlly I think its more important to know who is in charge then some movie that wins an award.

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    8. Re:State of the World by nim_eye · · Score: 1

      yeah...

      apparently ignorance is bliss...

  18. not true! by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    annie hall (woody allen) was a great comedy. the problem lies in the fact that comedies these days are mostly slapstick and rather cheap humor; when a good comedy comes out such as annie hall the acedemy considers plenty...

    QED

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    1. Re:not true! by Chundra · · Score: 2

      What person would be so insensitive to claim this about a film named after a woman (a woman!) in this post Sun Yi age? I hope Woody Allen shows a little sensitivity and changes the name. That disgusting sexual deviant.

    2. Re:not true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh that was Soon Yi.

    3. Re:not true! by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Annie Hall may have been a great commedy but I doubt you'll find many people here who would believe it deserved the nod over Star Wars.

  19. I doubt it by teslatug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least they have 2 more chances for Best Picture or Best Director.

    As far as the Academy is concerned the two other movies are just sequels and should not deserve more credit. Face it, unless they consider Sam a retard or re-shoot the scenes to let Russel Crow play someone they're not getting best picture.
    1. Re:I doubt it by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      You forgot the Tom Hanks factor.

      Oh wait - Cast Away didn't win - the fickelness has moved on.

    2. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sequels, Like "Godfather II" ? Winner best picture in 1975.

    3. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I remember Godfather I won 6 Oscars and Godfather II won 9 Oscars. Proof by counter-example.

      Besides, the next two parts of LoTR are not sequels in the conventional sense. Its not like they're afterthoughts built from the success of the first movie. Its more like one long movie broken into 3 parts.

  20. LOTR should have won. by Parsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I truly believe LOTR should have won best picture. If you look at the history of the Oscars the film that got the most nominations always won best picture if it was nominated for that category. Yet no science fiction/fantasy movie has ever won either. I agree with one of the postings earlier that it's political. People can't seem to think of this genre of having any seriousness. I don't think they realize it's this type of movie/writing that keeps alive the myths, traditions, and legends.

    The general public should read The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell just to see what is being saved.

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    1. Re:LOTR should have won. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      A film can be very good as a whole but not excell in certain aspects.

      They got prizes that were truly deserved it, they did not get them were they were clearly lacking depth.

      From a cinematoraphic point of view it is far more dificult to act and direct something like "A Beautiful mind" than it is LOTR.

      In LOTR any artistic qualities get lost behind the screams of all the funky characters during the battles.

      Thank goodness that another blockbuster bites the dust to higher artistic acomplishments.

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    2. Re:LOTR should have won. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there was a fantasy/sci-fi film that took the "Best Picture" Oscar-- the year was 1933, and the film was King Kong.

      Of course, talkies were still in their infancy then, and movies as a whole weren't considered serious art, but still...

    3. Re:LOTR should have won. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King Kong is NOT a fantasy movie. Just goes to show the kind of ignorance LOTR is up against. One of the talking heads I listened to pre-Oscar night referred to LOTR as a "sci-fi" movie!

      Idiots.

  21. The oscars aren't about the best films... by ari{Dal} · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The oscars have never been about the best films. From day 1 (back in 1927), they were all about hollywood patting itself on the back.
    It was started by film and production executives, is chaired today by the same types of people. The only way to even get involved in the voting for the oscars is to be invited to join the Academy by the Board of Governers and is limited to 'those who have achieved distinction in the arts and sciences of motion pictures'. A link with the brief history is here.
    You'll never see a movie like LotR take top honours, now or ever, for a very good reason. It's not in hollywood's best interest to admit that a 'silly' sci-fi, fantasy, or comedy movie was the best they had that year.
    To sum up: the Oscars are of the hollywood crowd, for the hollywood crowd, by the hollywood crowd. This is why I never watch awards shows.

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    1. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Redundant

      exactly. it's all about whoring yourself out to the academy. the best whores normally come out on top. it's how it works in business, how it works in gov't why would we expect the movie industry to work any better? don't we loathe the MPAA here on the site?

    2. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by kaisyain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not in hollywood's best interest to admit that a 'silly' sci-fi, fantasy, or comedy movie was the best they had that year.

      Your theory doesn't make much sense given that comedies like Annie Hall, fluff pieces like Shakespeare in Love, and fantasy like Gladiator and Titanic and Forrest Gump have all won Best Picture Awards. Do you really think The Sound of Music and Oliver! weren't "silly" films?

      Maybe we didn't see The Fellowship of the Ring take top honors for best film because it didn't deserve it?

    3. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "
      You'll never see a movie like LotR take top honours, now or ever, for a very good reason. It's not in hollywood's best interest to admit that a 'silly' sci-fi, fantasy, or comedy movie was the best they had that year.
      "

      LOTR is not 'silly'. Its freaking modern american literature.

    4. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by TechnoConfucius · · Score: 1

      Totally agree, and the evidence this year supports it. Out of the nominees for best picture, only one could be considered "Hollywood production" in the sense that finance, concept, prodcution, etc all came out of California. All of the rest were essentially foreign with at best funding from the US. ( A Beautiful Mind ,Gosford Park, In the Bedroom, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Moulin Rouge). The Oscars are about Hollywood congratulating itself on being the centre of the universe, and so anything that appears to subvert that could never win. Hence A Beutiful Mind won by default, rather than by merit.

    5. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by km790816 · · Score: 2

      For instance: I love Denzel Washington--amazing actor. Although for this year, I thought Russell Crow and Will Smith had better performances.

      Now if you're the Academy you're saying: Russell won last year; Denzel deserves one for his life's work, let's give it to him. It really destroys the legitimacy of an award show.

      On the other hand, I'm glad Halle Berry won for best actress. The water works on stage were a little much, but it's hard to dispute the quality of her performance.

      There's my 2 cents.

    6. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Wake up...We are talking about Sci-Fi in particular here. The genre is completely different from Titanic, Forrest Gump et,all.

    7. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      It's not in hollywood's best interest to admit that a 'silly' sci-fi, fantasy, or comedy movie was the best they had that year.

      1973: The Sting
      1984: Amadeus
      1994: Forrest Gump

      2004: LOTR: ROTK?

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    8. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I decided that the Oscar winners are determined by the simple test of "what will make the film industry look good?" Therefore "A Beautiful Mind" will win because if it wins, it makes Hollywood look smart for choosing an intellectual film. Also, tons of hype are made over the Halle Berry and Denzel Washington winning best Actor/Actress. While these awards may well have been deserved, there is no doubt in my mind that their receipt of the statues is partly due to Hollywood wanting to look politically correct.

      By giving the awards to two black people, the MPAA gets tons of press. On the front page of Newsday today, the headline is "The Oscars: Making History" with photos of Berry and Washington (as an aside, could they have possibly picked a worse picture of Denzel Washington?).

      If a film like LotR wins best picture, it makes Hollywood look like a bunch of D&D playing geeks; if Beautiful Mind wins, they look like insightful intellectuals. Which would you expect them to pick?

    9. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by danro · · Score: 1

      I hate to point this out, but just because LOTR is written in the english language that doesn't make it american litterature.
      JR tolkien was born, lived and died as a british citizen, not an american.

      However, I agree that it is a great book, I read it many times as a kid.

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    10. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by nomadic · · Score: 2

      The water works on stage were a little much, but it's hard to dispute the quality of her performance.

      I didn't see any of the movies involved in the best actress nomination, but from looking at the clips it seems that the only way to win the award is to play a weepy, self-pitying, hysterical, neurotic. I mean, like every clip involved the nominee erupting in tears. Except Judi Dench.

    11. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Sinjun · · Score: 2
      I didn't see any of the movies involved in the best actress nomination, but ...


      Please disregard and NEVER mod up a comment that begins like this.

    12. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Bodrius · · Score: 2

      Actually, the Oscars are usually given to the actors that everyone thinks should have gotten it the previous years. It's meant to be that way: it allows market analysis, and it builds anticipation?

      So it really doesn't matter much if the performance on the current year was his best or not. Denzel Washington got one because the Academy figured they had ignored him long enough, and the mainstream public expected it.

      I think they ignored Crowe for some time as well, and they will ignore Will Smith for a long time to come.

      I'm not entirely sure the last is a bad thing, I have yet to see "Ali" but I confess I'm extremely skeptic over his capacity to play someone other than his I-day/MIB/TV-series persona.

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    13. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by nomadic · · Score: 2

      That's quite alright, my uptight friend. I have 50 karma, and don't need any more mod ups.

    14. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMPAS. Not the MPAA. The "Academy" of the "Academy Awards" is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. AMPAS.

      Or do we hate them, too?

    15. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best movie of the year was Ghost World. LotR was pretty, but stupid. And Beautiful Mind... the only redeeming thing about it was Crowe's acting, and surprise, it won for practically everything else.

    16. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR is the first true fantasy film to get these kinds of nominations (fantasy is not the same genre as sci-fi).

      What fantasy films Hollywood has made have been mediocre at best (Willow? please!).

      Merely getting 13 nominations, including for best picture, director, and supporting actor, is an acomplishment in its own right.

    17. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point? The Sting, Amadeus, Forrest Gump are not sci-fi, are not fantasy, and are not comedy.

      I would not include comedy on the same list as sci-fi and fantasy, though, since comedies do occasionally win Oscars.

    18. Re:The oscars aren't about the best films... by t0j0 · · Score: 1

      i'm totally agreed with you... i think you deserve more than 0 point. slashdot sucks when it started to be nationalism.

  22. OSCAR NIGHT by areid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm going to stray away from the usual soft and hardware conversation, and point out that for the first time in 74 years, a black actress, took the oscar home for best actress in a lead role. A BARRIER THAT MUCH NEEDED TO BE BROKE DOWN.

    1. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      her white mom must've been proud.

    2. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm going to stray away from the usual soft and hardware conversation, and point out that for the first time in 74 years, a black actress, took the oscar home for best actress in a lead role. A BARRIER THAT MUCH NEEDED TO BE BROKE DOWN.

      To me, it wasn't a barrier of any kind - she was just the first black actress deserving of the award, (and even that is under contention by some people.) I am glad she got it because I believe she was the best this year. I don't believe they should give an award like that to someone who truly wasn't the best just because of their race. Unfortunately, the Oscars are more political than we wish they would be. Luckily, she was the best this year.

      It's kind of like my company - we have no black employees here, and it's not because we don't want any, it's just because the black people that have applied were really poor compared to the other people applying for the same position. We aren't gonna hire someone who can't do the job just to be PC. (The majority of my coworkers are of Indian descent, so it's not like we're all white males here.)

      I also disagree with the moderation of Flamebait to the parent poster. It's a great achivement for the winner, and my hats off go to her.

    3. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by zzyzx · · Score: 2

      If the barriers we have left to worry about are what Oscar awards people are winning, then racism is pretty much over.

    4. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Collectivist bullshit. Berry could have been green and earned the fucking award, because she's a good actress. This is a forum for techies. Techies are supposed to be rational. Tribalism is *irrational*, so fucking DUMP IT!!!

    5. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A BARRIER THAT MUCH NEEDED TO BE BROKE DOWN.

      Read that aloud you jerk.

      A barrier that is/was much needed to be, broke down ?

      To make it at least ambiguous, you would have
      to add an 'N' in the right place... but then you
      would have to know where in the first place.

      'nuf said.

      Moderators go packing too.

    6. Re:OSCAR NIGHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that you, and all the press call her a black or African American. The fact of the matter is, she is half-white. To call her black and not mention her multi-racial heritage does a grave injustice to her Caucasian mom, who along among her parents attended the Oscars to see her daughter.

  23. He is a masterful troll, if such a thing exists. by little_fluffy_clouds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Plus, what person would be so insensitive to vote for the best picture for a film entitled The Two Towers in this post 9-11 age? I hope Peter Jackson shows a little sensitivity and changes the name.

    "9-11" should get the same treatment that "Nazi" gets on Usenet.

    "Won't get trolled again", with apologies to The Who.

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  24. Can't win them all... by nmnilsson · · Score: 1

    It's too bad Gandalf, I mean McKellen, didn't get an Oscar. (It's been said before, but here we go) He sure did a great job as leading actor.
    (Beacuse, admit it, if FOTR has a leading character, it is Gandalf)
    Denzel deserves his Oscar, though.

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    1. Re:Can't win them all... by joshsnow · · Score: 1

      Denzel should've got it back in '93 for Malcolm X. I can't believe that he didn't. But then, Hollywood politics probably intervened. As I recall Spike Lee had to put up some of his own money to finish the picture.

  25. LOTR Upset by green+pizza · · Score: 2

    My entire apartment (not to mention most of the folks I know) is in an uproar over the academy's choices last night. LOTR rightfully deserved Best Picture, as well as best editing and best supporting actor (Gandolf). Perhaps this upset, more than anything else, will further support the "other" award events. I know it has for me, I have lost faith in the academy and their ability to spotlight the best of the best.

    1. Re:LOTR Upset by gamgee5273 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It wasn't an upset - everybody expected ABM to win (look at the Vegas line if you don't believe me).

      Now, personally: I enjoyed LOTR: FOTR, but there were much better films this past year, some of which weren't even nominated. FOTR is a good flick, but it isn't high art and it isn't Best Picture.

      For that matter, I wouldn't have voted for ABM, either: I would have voted for In the Bedroom, though I think Black Hawk Down and Monster's Ball should have been nominated.

      As much as /.ers think that the Academy wouldn't recognize an F&SF flick for Best Picture, it would be my argument that FOTR was the most commericial and the most Hollywood of the choices in the Best Picture category. FOTR ranks right up there with Forest Gump in terms of marketing, and would have won for the same reason if Opie hadn't made a decent movie this year.

      So, no, no upset here. Oh, and it's Gandalf, dammit!

    2. Re:LOTR Upset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My entire apartment (not to mention most of the folks I know)

      I'll bet that's a real diverse group.

    3. Re:LOTR Upset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My entire apartment (not to mention most of the
      > folks I know) is in an uproar over the academy's > choices last night.

      Your entire apartment (not to mention most of the folks you know) must be a rather unsophisticated lot. LotR is, at best, entertaining fantasy, very well put together. But that's it. As far as a movie is concerned it doesn't have much to offer, beyond the special effects. Any of the other nominees was well beyond LotR.

    4. Re:LOTR Upset by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      FOTR is a good flick, but it isn't high art and it isn't Best Picture.
      What's high art got to do with it? Oscars should be given to the film that will have the greatest lasting impact. Reasonably often it is, sometimes they get it wrong - can you name the film that beat out Star Wars in 78? In 10 years time no one will even remember ABM, FOTR is likely to be considered a classic. But if TTT is a disaster it will drag FOTR down and that is probably a large part of why FOTR didn't get the nod.
    5. Re:LOTR Upset by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2

      Actually, yes I can name the film that beat Star Wars in 1978: Annie Hall, which is a classic and is a better film, by far.

  26. multipart movies by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    While I 100% agree that fantasy movies aren't 'serious enough' for the navel-contemplating academy, it stands to reason that a movie that is essentially 1 giant movie released in 3 parts (unlike, frex Star Wars or Jaws, where the sequels were rationalized appendices to the original movie) would not seriously come up for consideration until all 3 were out.
    Yeah, it's not really fair but it makes a *kind* of sense.

    Plus it's 99% who slept with whom. Shakespeare in Love won best pic over Saving Private Ryan, remember.

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  27. LOTR is just biding it's time by LadyGuardian · · Score: 1

    I figure that the academy is just waiting... They know that there are two more movies to go, with the final installment (hopefully) going to blow everything away when it is released. I would be happier if they clean up the awards that year rather than be ignored merely because they won it this year.

    I know that movies should be judged in the Oscar season that they were made, but since when did the academy play fair?

  28. The movie by Commienst · · Score: 0

    This movie was as bad as the books.

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    1. Re:The movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This movie was as bad as the books.

      This pretty much summarizes it. I think here in slashdot there are way too many immature kids who, having read in their lives LotR and a couple of other fantasy stories, are persuaded that such works are the pinnacle of human achievement.

      Face: LotR is a very minor work in the history of world literature. At best, it is cute - but that's it.

    2. Re:The movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not even a decent troll

      go away

  29. CGI Overload! by little_fluffy_clouds · · Score: 1


    Was I the only one who actually became bored watching this film due to the intense CGI overload ? Don't get me wrong, I love a good CGI fest, but there is a level where enough is enough (Starship Troopers is probably the best usage of CGI in my opinion). Also, this is obviously a film in which CGI must play a great part to "capture" the feeling of the book, but I felt like I was being pounded by Maya (or whatever it was, I am not cluebie enough on CGI) for three hours. Where do we draw the line ?

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    1. Re:CGI Overload! by xTown · · Score: 1
      Was I the only one who actually became bored watching this film due to the intense CGI overload ?


      Nope. I fell asleep twice. It's not just the CG overload, it's that in a lot of cases CG was used as a substitute for decent acting.

    2. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you may be the only two. The CGI in FOTR was generally seamlessly blended with the "real" scenery and effects, unlike carp like The Matrix. And the acting in the movies was better than just about any movie released last year.

      FYI

    3. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope -there are two of you, yourself and Xtown. Everyone else thought it was fab. Who's out of line?

    4. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the fact that Starship Troopers is your example of a good example of CGI usage disqualifies your opinion immediately.

    5. Re:CGI Overload! by little_fluffy_clouds · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that Starship Troopers is your example of a good example of CGI usage disqualifies your opinion immediately.

      I think the fact that you offer no reasoning or evidence qualifies you as a troll immediately.

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    6. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole point of starship troopers was to be over the top and rediculous. While they acheived that, it's not really a "tasteful" use of CG.

      "Mobile Infantry and Fleet don't mix."

    7. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the CGI was mostly well handled (maybe an excess of particle/crowds use in some of the battle scences, but the cinematography and feel of the film were right on, even grander than I imagined.

    8. Re:CGI Overload! by little_fluffy_clouds · · Score: 1

      I don't pretend to know anything about "tasteful" usage, I just felt that ST was made a much better by the use of CGI.

      BTW, it's not "rediculous". Pet hate. Buy a dictionary.

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    9. Re:CGI Overload! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you LOTR haters seem to suffer from narcolepsy. I suggest it is time for you people to get refills for your medications.

  30. No Kidding!! by green+pizza · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Hear Hear! Of all the movies over the past year, LOTR had **by far** the most substance (costumes, set design, effects, atmosphere, actors -- not just a few scenes in downtown LA or in some dark studio). But yet it was not created for film, it was an ADAPTATION! If that doesn't count for something towards Best Picture, then I don't know what does. And heck, they didn't even win for the best screenplay adaptation.

    If this isn't Hollywood bias and ignorance, I don't know what is.

    1. Re:No Kidding!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a (mostly) TRUE story about overcoming mental illness, love, and accomplishment in the fact of adversity is a little more important than Middle Earth and elves? Ever think of that pizza face?

    2. Re:No Kidding!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe most adults just don't give a shit about elves and dwarves and other D & D garbage... I know I don't.

    3. Re:No Kidding!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mostly true"???

      Apart from the names and some of the accomplishments of the main characters, virtually nothing in ABM is true. Nothing.

      It's pure fiction masquerading as biography.

  31. Best Director by Erore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you take into account the scope and work that Peter Jackson did, I don't see how he could not be voted best director.

    He shot three films at the same time. Never Been Done Before.

    He directed scenes in remote locations. Remote meaning remote from him. While he was directing local scenes. Never Been Done Before.

    He created a beautiful work on screen of a masterpiece of fiction that most directors wouldn't even have the gonads to try. I don't agree with all his choices, but I respect them (well, not the Arwen character.)

    While Ron Howard is a good director, and A Beautiful Mind was a nice film. Peter did so MUCH MORE and did it well that he deserves Best Director.

    Now, as for Best Film. That is still a matter of taste. My movie choice wasn't even nominated.

    1. Re:Best Director by gowen · · Score: 1
      He directed scenes in remote locations. Remote meaning remote from him.
      Translation: He shamelessly stole thunder from 2nd Unit Director.
      A Beautiful Mind was a nice film
      YM "utter bollocks from start to finish." HTH
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    2. Re:Best Director by Triv · · Score: 2

      Personally, I would've liked to have seen David Lynch win. I also knew that there wasn't a hope in hell that he would - "Mulholland Drive" wasn't...digestable enough for an Oscar.

      Doesn't matter really - I gave up on industry awards when "Parade" didn't win the Tony for Best Musical.

      Triv

    3. Re:Best Director by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      He shot three films at the same time. Never Been Done Before.

      No, he shot one film that is very long and will be released in three installments. The Thin Red Line, for comparison, had about 100 hours of footage. Rainer Werner Fassbinder's Berlin Alexanderplatz was over 15 hours long. Andy Warhol released a movie that was 24 hours in length.

    4. Re:Best Director by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      It's quite simple why Peter didn't get the Oscar.

      1. He's a young director. "He'll have other chances" seems to be the general thought amongst the Academy.

      2. He's guaranteed to be up for 2 more years. I can't imagine the 2nd or 3rd film could fall off pace of Fellowship. Again, the Academy-style thinking is "He'll get his later".

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    5. Re:Best Director by caesar-auf-nihil · · Score: 2

      I think part of the reason why Ron Howard got best Director for "A Beautiful Mind" was that he filmed the movie in chronological sequence. To be more specific, most directors shoot a movie out of sequence - one scene from the end of the movie one month, another scene from the beginning after that, another one from the middle after that, and so on, finally editing the whole thing at the end from scenes all shot out of sequence. Ron Howard shot the whole movie in order. He started at the beginning and worked his way to the end. The commentary was that this has never been done before, at least not sucessfully.

      All that being said, I think LOTR and Peter Jackson should have won best movie and best director, but I think Ron Howard's chronological shooting sequence, and his several previous nominations, probably helped him clinch the voting this year.

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    6. Re:Best Director by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      true, and Peter Jackson even directed and played in his own movie, like Bad Taste

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    7. Re:Best Director by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      I don't see the point of this chronological order trick. It makes the makeup & wardrobe continuity easier, and maybe it's easier for the actors to get in character, but you end up moving people and equipment around to different locations inefficiently and you're at the mercy of the weather much more than you would be.

      So did he do it just for the challenge? Or what?

    8. Re:Best Director by millette · · Score: 1
      Andy Warhol released a movie that was 24 hours in length.
      You mean his take on New York's tallest building?
    9. Re:Best Director by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Had a car in the background of a fantasy story, Never Been Done Before.
      well maybe, but I couldn't resist... ;)

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    10. Re:Best Director by Artagel · · Score: 2

      But most of this "never been done before" is more of an argument for an award after the third movie is screened, to prove the consistency of the work before awarding for that.

    11. Re:Best Director by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

      He tried to win an award for shortest series of shots in the history of any movie ever. It was like watching a flip book of different pictures and scenes and trying to make sense out of it all. Watching Moulin Rouge on acid wouldn't make you as dizzy at FOTR. Also how many of the scenes actually needed real direction? "Ok guys, walk along the top of that hill while the helicopter flies around filming", "Alright in this scene you're very scared...no no more scared than that. Don't worry we'll just move the camera around and cut the shot to two seconds so you look REALLY scared." I was kind of pissed FOTR won for cinematography actually, a failing third year art major with a Handicam could have shot that damn movie better.

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    12. Re:Best Director by gellor · · Score: 1

      You happen to have a link to a picture of this?

      Or does anyone?

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  32. Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 2001! by isaac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, guys, but no way in hell was LOTR:FOTR the best picture of 2001. I saw 5 films in 2001: Shrek, Amelie, LOTR, Waking Life, and The Royal Tenenbaums. LOTR wasn't even the third best film out of that limited selection.

    I like Peter Jackson, too (Meet the Feebles is something else) but he wasn't the best director of the year, either.

    And now, even though it has nothing to do with LOTR, I would like to once again razz the Oscars for not even nominating Waking Life for best animated film, instead picking 2 blockbusters (Shrek, Monsters Inc.) and a glorified Nickelodeon pilot (Jimmy Neutron).

    Of course, this is to be expected - the Oscars are a crock of shit anyhow. Figure skating is a more objective contest with less corrupt judging. Basically, the winner in each category is decided by bloc voting and horse-trading by the studios who control the bulk of academy members - so says a former professor of mine who's a member of the academy and actually has an Oscar under his belt, whom I'm inclined to believe. Most Oscar voters haven't even seen all the films in the categories for which they're voting - there's just too damn many films up for consideration for anyone to watch and still have time to do anything else.

    -Isaac

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  33. Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by rizzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Oscars have worse judging than NBA referees, in terms of "make-up calls". The only reason Russel Crowe won last year was because people felt he should have won for LA Confidential. His acting was nothing phenominal.

    This year's prime example is Randy Neuman (sp?) winning for best song for that Monsters Inc tune. That song sounded EXACTLY like his past 10 million movie songs. But the dear old Oscars club wasn't going to let him go 0 for 16. The LOTR Enya song was by far the best, even my wife agreed!

    It's all a sham and show put on for the drooling masses who get to see their movie star idols act like their not assholes. I'm surprised Russel Crowe didn't bite a chunk out of Whoopi's neck when she cracked on him.

    Pay no attention to these awards. George C. Scott was the only smart one in the bunch. He wasn't even there when he won best actor for Patton. He was home watching hockey. He believed that these "competitions" spoiled the quality of films, making them pander to the masses instead of trying to raise intellectual and artistic bars.

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    1. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by bje2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      if this were true, shouldn't they have given the "Best Director" award to Altman??? he's been around for ever, and is getting up there in years...meanwhile, Opie Howard will be making movies for years to come...

      i'm not necessarily saying Opie shouldn't have won the award...just presenting the opposite side to your point...

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    2. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Altman was a daft prick and didn't deserve to win shit.

    3. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      This year's prime example is Randy Neuman (sp?) winning for best song for that Monsters Inc tune. That song sounded EXACTLY like his past 10 million movie songs. But the dear old Oscars club wasn't going to let him go 0 for 16.

      This argument is so incredibly lame. So by your thought process, the 'good old boys' decided it was OK for him to go 0 for 10, 0 for 11, 0 for 12, 0 for 13, 0 for 14, and 0 for 15. But absolutely NOT 0 for 16!!

      Yeah...

      And this quote: "That song sounded EXACTLY like his past 10 million movie songs."

      This shows how much you know. Randy Newman has scored way more movies than he's written songs for. (I imagine you don't know the difference.) His best ever, IMO, was The Natural... a great soundtrack for a great movie.

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    4. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Now15 · · Score: 1

      > The only reason Russel Crowe won last year was
      > because people felt he should have won for LA
      > Confidential.

      Maybe, but he deserved to win this year. I mean, Denzel Washington in Training day is a pretty weak choice, and says more about a precrafted mood of African-American tokenism than anything else.

      > This year's prime example is Randy Neuman
      > (sp?) winning for best song for that Monsters
      > Inc tune. That song sounded EXACTLY like his
      > past 10 million movie songs.
      > The LOTR Enya song was by far the best, even
      > my wife agreed!

      How amusing. I thought the Enya song sounded like all of her past 10 million Enya songs.

      I thought the Sting song sounded like another great Sting album song -- definately better than LOTR. But I'm pleased MI won.

      Amelie deserved better recognition. As did Sexy Beast, Gosford Park and Mulholland Drive. And I felt that Le Placard deserved at least a nomination for best foreign film.

      Simon

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    5. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Aside from Scott, Woody Allen also avoided the Acaedmy Awards -- he got Best Picture and didn't show up to accept. But he did show up to pay homage to New York this year... Randy Neuman's song this year was very forgettable, but in years that he SHOULD have won ("You've got a friend in me") he was nailed by block voting. My personal fav of his is "My Little Buttercup" from the Three Amigos. :) Seriously, how many good films were there this year? Memento didn't get nominated for Best Director or Best Picture. That in itself is a crime. Gosford Park is a film you can watch multiple times and not get bored either. I was bored watching A Beautiful Mind halfway through the first time.

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    6. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by rizzo · · Score: 2

      I agree with you on the Natural.

      I guess I was over-the-top, but I was referring to his song "jingles" that he has written of late. They all sounds the same.

      And yes the secret society probably had some other poster boy to give the award to. The Academy is just there to pat itself on the back and not do anything radical. Any changes it makes are way behind their times.

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    7. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Derkec · · Score: 2

      You're right that they Oscar awards sometimes go to people who have put in a string of very good performances rather than a single outstanding one. However, I'm not nearly as angry about it as you are. People who do consistant great work deserve to be recognized and if they are nominated as perhaps doing the best job in a given year, taking the past into consideration isn't evil. For instance, I agree with you about Neuman's song; I heard it and thought "isn't this the song from toy story?" However, if you get nominated 16 times, there's some injustice in not ever being able to take home a little gold statue.

    8. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African American "tokenism." Were you born an asshole or do you have to work at it. Personally, I don't think there was a performance this year great enough to be memorable--INCLUDING Crowes AND Denzel's. The Academy Awards are a farce but an even bigger farce is idiots like yout that shoot off their mouths without having a brain behind them to back it up.

    9. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      How exactly did his role in Firestarter raise intellectual and artistic bars?

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    10. Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Boys" Club by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? Russell Crowe was AMAZING in Gladiator. He totally made the movie the success it was. Name a better leading man that year. He WAS that roman general. Imagine if say, Kevin Costner had played it? How that guy still gets major roles is completely beyond me.

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  34. question... by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    What does it really matter if LOTR won or was nominatied for a dozen oscars or zero? Does this affect your enjoyment of the movie or the story any more or less? The quality of the resulting movie has zero affect on how non-scifi/fantasy fans view this class of story. They just see it as a good movie.

    1. Re:question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the producer was correct shooting all 3 at once. Relying on blockbuster status to raise money would have been a problem.

  35. Sure, mod me down by fobbman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's only karma, so no biggie.

    Why would a site that is so anti-MPAA give a hairy orcs ass what the MPAA thinks of a movie? The whole Oscars/Grammys/Emmys/Tonys thing is nothing more than a studio circle-jerk, and the People's Choice voting is simply the public regurgetating what they're told to like.

    Excellent movies come out every year that kick major ASS on whatever winner is given the Oscar ("Gladiator"/"CTHD" comes to mind), and many of them aren't even nominated.

    1. Re:Sure, mod me down by bughunter · · Score: 2
      Why would a site that is so anti-MPAA give a hairy orcs ass what the MPAA thinks of a movie?

      Well, perhaps partially because the Oscars are awarded by AMPAS (the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences), not the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America).

      The former represent the actual artists and creative individuals, while the latter represent the investors who fund the pictures and take the majority of the profits. While the former may be petty and superficial at times, they're not solely motivated by greed and lust for every fraction of a percent of profit margin.

      So that may have something to do with it.

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    2. Re:Sure, mod me down by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      This is a news site and the Oscars is still considered big news by many people (not me) so it makes sense that it'd be on slashdot.

      As long as only one award is given out for best whatever and so much $ is on the line a lot of deserving (and sometimes better) movies/actors will not win.

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    3. Re:Sure, mod me down by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would a site that is so anti-MPAA give a hairy orcs ass what the MPAA thinks of a movie?

      First, the site isn't anti-MPAA. Many of it's users are. The site is a news and discussion forum.

      Second, not all Slashdot readers are Anti-MPAA. Some don't give your hairy orc's ass about the issue. Some, like me, realize the issues and have come to an internal compromise. Some users haven't bought a movie ticket or DVD in years. You have to realize that there are many thousands of posters, and not all have the same opinions about issues.

      Sure, industry awards are a circle jerk. So? Don't watch. Go to your local independant movie house and Fight The Power.

      Just remember, /. is a community, but few communities hold a single viewpont on any given issue.

    4. Re:Sure, mod me down by ehiris · · Score: 1

      and many of them aren't even nominated.

      Like best animated feature movie. They are so ignorant and stupid they didn't even nominated the best one "Final Fantasy"

      Lame. Oscars are old skool crap. Wake up it's a new world. Let people decide not no slow thinking old movie critics.

    5. Re:Sure, mod me down by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      If you're going to say stupid things you should be modded down. The MPAA has nothing to do with the Oscars.

      Yes, films do get ignored, and yes some of the awards are contentious. The Oscars are voted on by people in the particular field relevant to the award. I.e. the cinematography Oscar is voted on by cinematographers. So in theory the results should be fairly reasonable. Unfortunately there does seem to be a lot of sentimentality and politics involved. One thing to remember is that we don't know how close the voting is - Oscars are often portrayed as being a unanimous decision when they are not.

  36. YHBT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    For the love of god, he's got a link to adequacy in his sig.

  37. Next year... by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    I can see Two Towers getting some praise, but I think that Hollywood will have been partially "desensitized" to LoTR. Star Wars Ep II or Spider-Man will get some awards that could go in any of these directions. But, these awards are likely to be those more esoteric ones like "Best Sound Editing Using A Computer Underwater". These movies will make tons of money, but the blasted academy will never let them fly higher than a "Best Supporting Actor/Actress" position. Then again, when did the Academy ever have a sense of Geek?

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  38. In other words by sielwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The Lord of The Rings: The fellowship of the ring won four awards, including Cinematography, Makeup, Music (Score), and Visual Effects. "

    In other words, it won all the meaningless ones. Sure, they're nice but does anyone actually remember who won any of those awards last year? 5 years ago? And it isn't like they are going to put that on any of the DVD boxes. FOTR was just a good fantasy movie and there is no way they could get around that.

    Of course it wasn't like they came even close to choosing the best nominees. Denzel, in Training Day? Penn in I am Sam? WTF! They aren't even pretending to nominate favorite sons for good movies anymore (although their acting was suspect at least when Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds won they were for two good films). And don't get me started on the sham of a remake that was A Beautiful Mind (let's just say I know there is a special place in Hell for Opie now).

    The Oscars are a sham. Does anyone remember Forrest Gump anymore? And what lost to it: Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, and Hoop Dreams.

    What didn't get nominated this year for best picture or directing? Memento, Bully, Chopper, Ghost World, Monster's Ball, Mulholland Drive, Sexy Beast, Faithless... on and on. Any of which are deeper, more stylistic, more satisfying, and infinitely more memorable than any of the crappola that won or was nominated.

    In truth they never meant anything. On the Waterfront lost and from that point on the Academy has been living a lie ever since.

    Ok, that's it. I'm done.

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    1. Re:In other words by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2
      Meaningless until the guys who won the awards are looking for new jobs to work on. Remember, the "meaningless" awards help some folks keep working if they are independent, like most designers are.

      And Memento was from 2000, not 2001.

    2. Re:In other words by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Yup...Forrest Gump is a great movie. However, I watch Shawshank more often - probably cause it's shorter. Never saw Hoop Dreams and Pulp Fiction was entertaining tripe.

      Ghost World was a movie I would have loved to have seen nominated for something more than best adapted screenplay.

      Then again, I guess I'm shallow too - I only watch the awards to see who's wearing what see-thru stuff. I wonder who'll be the first chic just to say hell with it and show up nude.

    3. Re:In other words by gowen · · Score: 2
      On the Waterfront lost and from that point on the Academy has been living a lie ever since.
      Thats a really nice thesis that is let down in only one respect. On The Waterfront won the Best Picture oscar for 1954.
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    4. Re:In other words by Jungle+guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Memento was nominated for "Film Editing" and "Writing (Original Screenplay)" this year. And it lost to Black Hawk Down - shame on you, Holywood!

    5. Re:In other words by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Does anyone remember Forrest Gump anymore?

      Uhhh, yeah? That's like saying, does anyone remember Titanic anymore, +4 years. Forrest Gump broke all kinds of records when it was released, so I'm pretty sure it's remembered. I watched it many times in the theatres, and own the DVD.

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    6. Re:In other words by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2
      Really? It was released in 2000...I wonder how they pulled that one off...

      And, incidentally, I liked BHD.

    7. Re:In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The Lord of The Rings: The fellowship of the ring won four awards, including Cinematography, Makeup, Music (Score), and Visual Effects. " In other words, it won all the meaningless ones. Sure, they're nice but does anyone actually remember who won any of those awards last year? 5 years ago?

      "Meaningless" ones? I should think Visual Effects would be of interest to /.'ers, especially. And your characterization of Visual Effects as "meaningless" - something so central to the telling of the tale in LOTR:TFOTR - makes my blood boil. I've known Randall Cook - one of the 4 men who won for Visual Effects on LOTR:TFOTR - for several years now. I'm thrilled to death to be a /.'er that knows an Oscar winner. A pox on you for denigrating his - and the rest of the CGI team on LOTR:TFOTR - outstanding work as being a "meaningless" award.

      People only remember previous winners if they're famous anyway - do you remember last year's Best Supporting Actress without having to look it up? Thought not ...

    8. Re:In other words by wildwood · · Score: 1

      Really? It was released in 2000...

      That can't be. The note on the back of the polaroid says "2001"...

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    9. Re:In other words by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2

      Check IMDB - the first user comment for the movie is September of 2000. There are about 36 comments in September - December of 2000. So, no matter what the Polaroid says, the movie was released in 2000 and seen at the 2000 Toronto Film Festival.

    10. Re:In other words by wildwood · · Score: 1

      I... I don't have any pictures of you. Have we met?

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  39. Oscars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are they still giving those out? I thought it ended
    when both Raging Bull and Elephant Man
    lost to Ordinary People and everyone realized
    what a joke it was.

    1. Re:Oscars? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It could be worse, it could be like the Grammys where Metallica lost in the best heavy metal category to Jethro Tull.

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    2. Re:Oscars? by inquisitor · · Score: 1

      They died before that, when All the President's Men, Taxi Driver, Network and Bound for Glory all lost to...

      Rocky.

      Now that's a bad decision.

  40. How LOTR can win more Oscars by vjmurphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    * Give Frodo a incurable disease;
    * Have Gandalf take a shot to the head and be mentally impaired for the next two movies;
    * Arwen's role in Two Towers should be to sleep with some Orc played by Billy Bob Thorton;
    * Sam gets Rain Man autism;
    * Strider overcomes his disabilities and is able to kill Orcs using only his left foot;

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    1. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by The+Wookie · · Score: 2

      Don't forget Gollum talking with a southern accent saying "My precious always said, life is like a box of chocolates."

      After Helm's Deep & Isingard, the trees go on to attack a logging camp

      I guess it's too late to put Leonardi DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the prow of Boromir's boat.

    2. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Fly planes into the two towers

      Have the marines invade the Mines

      Have Bush crowned although he lost the vote to Boromir

    3. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by rjk191 · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like Stephen R Donaldson than JRR Tolkien...

    4. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      * Arwen's role in Two Towers should be to sleep with some Orc played by Billy Bob Thorton

      Plus, no makeup costs!

    5. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by rizzo · · Score: 2

      * Strider overcomes his disabilities and is able to kill Orcs using only his left foot;

      Do you mean using his left foot to stand on or using it to beat his enemies with? The latter would be much more impressive. Say it was chopped off and he picked it up and starting swinging. Then afterwards he could have a hollow wooden leg in which he keeps his finest mead.

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    6. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by murr · · Score: 1
      * Arwen's role in Two Towers should be to sleep with some Orc played by Billy Bob Thorton;

      "Lord of the Rings: The Orc Who Wasn't There"

    7. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by ipfwadm · · Score: 0

      (watching karma fall through the floor...)

      How can LoTR REALLY win more Oscars? How about by making a movie that wasn't terribly boring to sit through for over three hours, with no suspense and no ending whatsoever (yes I'm well aware that it's a trilogy, but the original 3 Star Wars episodes were a trilogy as well, and each one had a distinct conclusion). I saw the movie with three other people, none of whom enjoyed it at all, and one actually got up and left for an hour because she thought it was so bad. Can I see how people thought this was a decent movie? Definitely. But best movie of all time, or even this year? No way. The effects and animation were impressive, but that still doesn't make a movie great. And as a side note, I am happy to see that The Godfather has reclaimed the top spot on IMDB's Top 250 poll - although I am eagerly anticipating The Shawshank Redemption reclaiming #2. Oh wait, I just checked and apparently it did just in the past several days. What a relief.

    8. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god stop whining, if it's still #3 on IMDB that's because almost everybody's giving it a 8, 9 or 10, so you and your bunch of people probably have a problem. It reminds me of those who hate A.I. Most of them also didnt understand half of it lol.

    9. Re:How LOTR can win more Oscars by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Except for the 2302 people who gave it a 1. And before you go off saying "oh those people are fanatics that just have an ax to grind" the inverse could just as easily be said about those who gave it a 10.

      As for me and my bunch of people having a problem, I don't think that's a valid conclusion. I've talked to more people (in real life) that thought it was a bad movie than thought it was a great movie. IMDB's ratings are skewed because the sample is not representative of the general population, i.e. the geek crowd is over-represented. And LoTR clearly appeals to the geek crowd.

  41. Remember when ET got the oscar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you remember when ET got the oscar?
    no? really? why?

    IT DIDN'T GET ONE!

    the academy wouldn't know a good movie
    if it smacked them with a large trout.

  42. That is the problem!!! by saint10 · · Score: 1

    At least they have 2 more chances for Best Picture or Best Director. They definitely deserved the ones they got.

    See, right there, that was the attitude of the members of the academy. Jackson has got two other chances for oscars, so no need to give it to him now. Totally moronic and makes the oscars even more illrelevant to me.

  43. The Jam by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    "Going Underground" - ah, *that* certainly brings up memories. :-)

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    1. Re:The Jam by Arimus · · Score: 1

      It certainly does - more than one or two memories though I wish would not return...

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  44. Best Picture? My Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOTR, in my opinion, was not even close to being the best picture. I ever thought, even for a second that it had a chance. It's simply not that good. Try to view it without your Tolkien loving eyes for a second and view it as a stand alone movie, with no ties to your childhood or other memories.

    It really was not that good. As I said, in my opinion. Not saying Beautiful Mind was the best picture, I didn't see every movie last year, but it was certainly better than LOTR.

  45. Serious? by hey! · · Score: 2

    What could be more serious than a film based on a book whose central theme is the nature of evil and the corruptibility of people? Post 9-11, what better to celebrate than the courage of ordinary people in extraordinary situations? In response to epic events, what kind of story should people turn to but an epic?

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  46. Best picture/director? by SeaCrazy · · Score: 1

    Sure the LOTR people deserved the awards they got. The visual effects and all that stuff was awesome..

    But some of you are complaining over the fact that they did not win best picture or best director, and have all kinds of exuses for it. "Fantasy films will never win because they are not considered serious enough" etc.

    Am I the only one here that thought that the movie was actually pretty weak? If I had not already read the books I wouldn't have had a clue to what was going on. You would need to make 3 movies out of each book to be able to cram enoug detail and background material in there to tell the whole story.

    Who was it that said the LOTR story is not filmamble? Spielberg? Lucas?
    I think that whoever it was, they were right.

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    1. Re:Best picture/director? by aiabx · · Score: 1

      You aren't the only one. I felt like I was watching a filmed version of the Cliff Notes for LOTR. A whole lot of plot points strung together with none of the poetry, character development or skillful writing that made the book so worthwhile for me. I don't believe you can make a movie out of LOTR any more than you can paint a picture of Bach's Mass in B Minor. If you can't do it right, you should just leave the damn thing alone.
      -aiabx

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    2. Re:Best picture/director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please insert plug into arse and keep it from speaking on behalf of your over-inflated ego.

    3. Re:Best picture/director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the books and I thought it was coherent and had developed characters. No movie is going to have the detail of a book. I'm betting that your favorite part didn't get included, and you're bitter about it.

      The movie made perfect sense and was paced well even if you haven't read the books.

    4. Re:Best picture/director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are, alas, not the only one. Idiots with inflated egos are plentiful around here.

      Few people have the humility to say "a lot of people whose tastes and intellect I respect like this movie, but I just don't get it".

      No, everyone has to insist that we should all share in their tastes (or lack of taste) and their myopia and their lack of imagination.

  47. The Real Winners Were... by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 0, Troll

    Uma Thurman's breasts. Yowza! Where's she been hiding those???

    *Note: I realize that she just had a child and that they are artificially milk-inflated, to which I state: Who cares? Yowza, again!

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  48. Hear hear!! by mrtrumbe · · Score: 1

    I was pretty sure LotR wasn't going to win best picture and even though I though Jackson deserved Director, I knew the Academy in all its wisdom would snub him. But not giving LotR best screenplay adaption is just a travesty. The books are so massive and detailed that its a wonder that this film did such a magnificant job bringing them to the screen.

    The only thing I can say is that most of the Academy knows nothing of the original books, their scope and the difficulty involved in adapting them to the screen. How many of the Academy do you think actually read the books?

    For that matter, how many in the Academy do you think can actually read?

    Matthew

    1. Re:Hear hear!! by maggard · · Score: 2
      The only thing I can say is that most of the Academy knows nothing of the original books, their scope and the difficulty involved in adapting them to the screen. How many of the Academy do you think actually read the books?
      How many folks who've devoted their lives to storytelling have read LOTR? Gee, you think not many? Look up from your People Magazine and realize behind the red carpet and dresses there are legions of talented creative literate people in the industry. Heck, they're not the ones rushing to make Tom Greene movies but bills gotta be paid...
      For that matter, how many in the Academy do you think can actually read?
      Those that voted on Best Screenplay Adaptation. So, did you read the other source material and their screenplays?

      No?

      But 'cause you liked LOTR/FOTR is has to be the best adaptation, right? So who is really the clueless unread zombie?

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    2. Re:Hear hear!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many folks who've devoted their lives to storytelling have read LOTR? Gee, you think not many?

      I'd say quite a few, considering it's one of the best selling books, let alone series of books, in the 20th century.

      Those that voted on Best Screenplay Adaptation. So, did you read the other source material and their screenplays?

      I read the books, and I saw the result of the screenplay (the movie). The Best Screenplay Adaptation is given to the movie that adapts the details in the original source material to the silver screen. I read FotR within 2 weeks of seeing the movie, and again about 3 weeks after, and I found it to be the best adaptation I've ever seen.

  49. Who gives a damn? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why do we give a damn about the Oscars? This is simply the fscking Hollywood types patting themselves on the back.

    These are the guys who are pushing the abomination of CBDTPA.

    These assholes have an overinflated sense of their own importance. I mean, they essentially shut down Hollywood Blvd for a week before hand. A fscking week!

    Do we really care about these jerks?

    P.S. Since I didn't watch, did Valenti make a Grammy-ish "Evils of Piracy" speech?

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    1. Re:Who gives a damn? by harmonica · · Score: 2

      Nope. IIRC, he appeared in the "what movies I liked" clip at the beginning, though.

      But the academy seems to have a new president who kept his speech short. Good man! :)

  50. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 2

    Let's not forget the Matrix sequel as well. It's going to be a three-way battle in the visual effects categories.

    And I thought this year's battle with Moulin Rouge was lousy. :-\

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  51. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have to agree completely. LOTER was sure a fun watch but deserving of best picture it was not. Neither was A Beautiful Mind which is as based on a true story as LOTR is. What the hell happened to films like Amelie or Mullholland Drive (the latter which was only nominated for ONE Oscar)?

  52. Redford and freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did Redford in his speech almost say something about the current dcma, legislation?

    Derek

    1. Re:Redford and freedom by zfractal · · Score: 1
      Maybe. I got that impression, but then (thanks to Slashdot) I've been thinking of these things recently, and so my opinion of his speech will certainly have that slant. If he was, he was certainly being vague about it:

      "We have a great industry and we all know that. We're here because we know it, we love it. It's a solid and healthy industry, but even though it is, I really believe it's going to be important in the years to come to make sure we embrace the risks as well as the sure things. To make sure the freedom of artistic expression is nurtured and kept alive. Because I believe that in keeping diversity alive, it will help keep our industry alive."

      On the other hand, though, I think he's making more of statement about independent films vis-a-vis their mass marketed counterparts.

  53. LOTR didn't deserve what it got by artemis67 · · Score: 2

    IMO, Moulin Rouge should have gotten the Oscar for "Best Cinematography". There was some good work in LOTR, but I thought the cinematography in MR was simply stunning. Of course, I also think that Ewan Mcgregor should have gotten the nod for Best Actor, but he wasn't even nominated.

    And yes, LOTR *did* deserve to win for Best Picture. However, the Academy is generally biased towards adult dramas, so it's not terribly surprising that they shafted LOTR.

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    1. Re:LOTR didn't deserve what it got by oogoody · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The cinematography for Moulin
      Rouge was breath taking. LOTR was good
      but not as good.

    2. Re:LOTR didn't deserve what it got by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moulin Rouge cinemoatography then again pales in comparison to Amelie. I'm throughly disturbed that that movie got nothing.

  54. A response by Faust7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sure, it was certainly the most popular on /., but it would have been nice if you had said something like "A Beautiful Mind got the awards for best picture and best director."

    That sort of general news is available at dozens of other places like CNN.com or MSNBC.com. Slashdot is "News for Nerds."

    I dare say that A Beautiful Mind is also a film that alot of nerds found good. I mean, the movie is about a mathemetician who wins the nobel prize for pete's sake. And there were loads of other movies that the /. crowd really seemed to like as well.

    It's about more than just liking movies. The LotR books introduced the whole fantasy genre; its author has reached mythical proportions comparable to those he wrote about. And the film has done justice to the epic. The LoTR events--the books and the film--are milestones that deserve recognition.

  55. Folow the Formula by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    Once again the standard three-act schmaltz piece came out on top thanks to Hollywood's belief that awarding a ham-fisted, sledgehammer approach to a sensitive issue will sell more advertising space.

    Then again, they never claimed to do anything else, so why complain.

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  56. On the Contrary by LightForce3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As far as precedent dictates, The Two Towers and The Return of the King are just as eligible for Oscars as The Fellowship of the Ring.

    Take Star Wars for example. The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi were both sequels to A New Hope, but both ESB and RotJ won awards, even after ANH won 6 Oscars.

    I'm sure there are other examples as well, but this was the first one that came to mind.

    Furthermore, IMHO, "Towers" and "Return" have a greater potential of being recognized, simply because the story was just getting started with "Fellowship". The next two will hopefully be even better than the first.

    Don't give up hope!

    1. Re:On the Contrary by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      The obvious example is Godfather Part II winning Best Picture. Part of the problem for FOTR may be that if the others don't stand up then they will drag FOTR down so people may have decided on a wait and see approach.

  57. awards? by set · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't understand how an award ceremony where the winners are decided by politicking counts as either "News for Nerds" or "Stuff that Matters."
    It's nothing more than a semi-fixed election, or if you prefer, a professional wrestling match, where the outcome is already known by those involved, and the actors just have to increase the drama for the viewing public, to keep the ratings up.

    1. Re:awards? by nochops · · Score: 0, Troll

      Careful... I hope you have Karma to waste.

      I get modded down every time i post one of these:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=29927& cid=3214 388

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    2. Re:awards? by set · · Score: 1

      That's fine. Let them set me to zero karma or -8 karma, or whatever. It doesn't mean anything anyway. It's monopoly money used in a small society that in many ways has turned into it's own small fanatic sect, complete with blind views and failure to listen to the opposition.

      Since the moderator is going to remain anonymous, why should I care what that person has to say? I talked bad about his precious LotR, so he had to get his revenge and moderate me down. Zero care factor.

      I wonder if this'll get an "Offtopic" or "Troll."

    3. Re:awards? by nochops · · Score: 1

      Right on. It's people like you that actually have something valid to say.

      Notice the moderation done on my original reply to you.

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  58. Slashdot Poll by DeadBugs · · Score: 3, Funny

    For those who watched. Did anyone else want to reach inside their TV and smack Halle Berry, not just for completely losing it, but for thanking her lawyer.

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    1. Re:Slashdot Poll by he-sk · · Score: 2

      Right here. I went to the bathroom when her cryfest started and came right back just before she thanked her lawyers. I guess I'm lucky that I missed the stuff in between.

      BTW: LOTR was a good movie and I thought it should have gotten best screenplay adaptation, but what I'm really disappointed about, is that Amelie didn't won any of its nominations. It should have gotten every single one. Except for maybe best foreign picture, as I haven't seen the other four movies.

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    2. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had payed attention, she wasn't the only one who thanked her lawyer, moron.

    3. Re:Slashdot Poll by pnuema · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else want to reach inside their TV and smack Halle Berry, not just for completely losing it, but for thanking her lawyer.

      That was the most significant award given all evening. In case you weren't paying atttention, that was the first Best Actress award to go to an African-American. Ever.

      You're right about the lawyer bit, but you are begging for flames here. She, more than anyone else, had the right to completely lose it.

    4. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the most equally significant award given all evening. In case you don't realize it yet, your elevating of this award based solely on race is not only racist, but damaging to race relations. We must ignore race lest we repeat the mistakes of our fathers.

      She, equal to everyone else, had the same right to completely lose it.

    5. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, it was an historic occasion,but she is suppossed to be an Actress and in commnand of her
      emotions.
      Halle has a rep as a Bimbo as a person.
      There is little correlation between talent and character so this is entirelly posssible and quite
      common in Actors.
      Actors struggle under the perception that many of them are stupid and shallow. for good reason;many
      are.
      Always remember actors are not the characters they play.

    6. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That was the most significant award given all evening. In case you weren't paying atttention, that was the first Best Actress award to go to an African-American. Ever."...Well, I imagine her WHITE mother loved it...
      What whould she have said if all her life she had been cheking the 'White' box next to her- drivers license, any forms etc...
      Seems the award should be the first toward a Half black Half white, situation...

    7. Re:Slashdot Poll by Vaystrem · · Score: 1

      I dunno I think the first African American Woman to win an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role is a pretty big deal and it was perfectly acceptable if she was overwhelmed and emotional in this situation.

    8. Re:Slashdot Poll by jfpoole · · Score: 1

      For those who watched. Did anyone else want to reach inside their TV and smack Halle Berry, not just for completely losing it, but for thanking her lawyer.

      Actually, I wanted to smack her for thanking her agent at least five times. Watching her lose it was just embarrassing.

      -j

    9. Re:Slashdot Poll by gnovos · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      That was the most significant award given all evening. In case you weren't paying atttention, that was the first Best Actress award to go to an African-American. Ever.

      It's only signifigant because we make believe it's signifigant. Has the acadamy awards made a *point* of chosing winners in a racist way over the past 74 years? Have they sat around the table and said, you know, I'd really like to vote for so-and-so, but she's black, and I hate blacks, so I'll vote for Jodie Foster instead?

      Sorry to break it to you, but no.

      Before you start saying that this actress somehow has a special place, or that some great event has been achieved here, ask yourself where the Eskimo, Japanese, Indian and Afgani women getting thier "Best Actress" awards are? Is it just super racism that now only black and white women have won? No, it's just that everyone else isn't busy making the kind of tripe movies that get nominated for Oscars.

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    10. Re:Slashdot Poll by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't feel that way. However, upon observing Ms. Berry's onstage demeanor, I couldn't help but think that Sally Field no longer has to worry about "You really like me!" any longer - she's just been eclipsed.

      Lest anyone find fault with this observation, allow me to provide some perspective: The Oscars are nothing more than a fete for a trade association that takes itself far, far too seriously.

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    11. Re:Slashdot Poll by curunir · · Score: 2

      Yeah...I thought it was a bit odd that she thanked her lawyer and did NOT thank her co-star.

      Am I the only one who thinks Billy Bob deserved a shoutout???

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    12. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was embarassing. And it was annoying. No respect for her.

    13. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Halle Berry cried more at the awards then she did at the Hit and Run. Maybe thats why she thanked her lawyer.

    14. Re:Slashdot Poll by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Its Inuit, dumbass. But otherwise, yeah, you're right. Plus, I'm always annoyed how people consider folks like Halle Berry "black" - fuck, she's as black as I am native (my great great grandpa was named Sandals, an' thats all). Americans have the nasty tendancy to see anyone with slightly dark skin and curly hair and call them black, no matter how dilute the genes are.

      I was particularly pissed when they put her in X-Men for Storm. Storm was african. Not just black, but born and raised in Africa. Halle Berry would look white to an african. No, not "half black" - she would look white. This whole "black pride" to someone who's a product of people who realised that there were more important things then race just seems silly.

  59. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by pavlovian · · Score: 1

    Ok, so maybe LOTR was not the most serious film made this year. Maybe it wasn't filled with insight into the human condition. Maybe it was lacking any serious theme or philosophy. Maybe it didn't push the boundaries of art or inspire the audience to think. I'll buy that. But so what? It was just trying to entertain, and it did a good job of it. Why is that wrong? Let's lighten up. It's basically a kids movie, and one of the best ones in years. It deserved to win.

  60. ratings of foreign films by __aawsxp7741 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Speaking of which, I'm continually being surprised by the ratings foreign films are "awarded" in the US. I'd be very grateful if anybody could explain why e.g. Amelie or Lola Rennt were rated "R".


    It seems a lot like the US are trying to save their children from dangerous foreign thoughts. Or is this just the usual free trade^W^WAmerican protectionism?

    1. Re:ratings of foreign films by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

      I haven't seen Amelie, but for Lola Rennt, there's a lot more foul language in that movie than is generally acceptable for PG-13. The general premise is also something that children really don't need to see. Rating something "R" is not a way of killing a movie; it often makes it even more popular - it's just a way of indicating that the movie is not something you want to bring 10-year old Johnny to see. As a comparison, The Matrix was an American movie, and also rated R, and that's definitely one of the most liked, most popular movies among teenagers and older.

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    2. Re:ratings of foreign films by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Why 'R'?

      Well, there's the humping scene, though you don't actually see it, in the back of the cafe and there's her lackluster first boyfriend's performance. That's pretty much it. Pretty mild.

      Lola was probably 'R' for violence.

      Run, Lola, Run (Lola Rennt) played for a few months at the Santa Cruz Nickelodeon and Amelie has been playing since the last week of November, continuously.

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    3. Re:ratings of foreign films by borgillel · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, limiting a movie's audience by giving it an R rating never makes it more popular than it would have been with a PG or PG-13 rating. In a listing of the Top-100 highest grossing films of all time (a somewhat decent portrayal of recent movie popularity), your example of the Matrix shows up as number 67, or the 10th highest grossing film with an R rating. You might also notice that the highest grossing R-rated movie is Beverly Hills Cop at number 24.

    4. Re:ratings of foreign films by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Blah -- The "R" rating means nothing over here. I sat last weekend through "Queen of the Damned" with children crying the whole time in the audience.

      Honestly, I can't understand why ppl would bring a child 10 years old to see a Vampire flick.

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    5. Re:ratings of foreign films by StevenMaurer · · Score: 2

      I saw Amalie. Funny film. It definately deserved an "R" though.

      That part where she goes onto the rooftops to imagine all the orgasms going on in Paris "right this instant" - immediately followed by shots of fifteen different lovers all going "oohhhhhh" - isn't quite the think I'd bring my 11-year old to see.

      Remember that the "rating" system is voluntary for the parents. You can bring in your kid if you think they can handle it.

    6. Re:ratings of foreign films by uberdood · · Score: 1

      I'd be very grateful if anybody could explain why e.g. Amelie [...was] rated "R"

      The suicide and the sex in the loo.

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    7. Re:ratings of foreign films by jo44 · · Score: 1

      If it was PG-13, your 11-year old still wouldn't be able to see it, unaccompanied.

  61. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fcsk up.

  62. And in UK news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they've decided to destroy the post office. Well, it might make the front pages of *some* of the papers I guess (but be less important than hally berry sobbing).

  63. ABM Screenplay Adaption better then LOTR/FOTR by maggard · · Score: 2
    My only comment is that I can't believe they didn't win for best screenplay adaptation. I've reread the books since seeing FotR and it's amazing how many changes they made...

    Now go read Nasar's book and the screenplay that came from it, actually have some basis with to judge which is better.

    Personally I didn't like Nasar's book at all and claims of "whispering campaign" aside thought that the film really did ignore the some relevant but uncomfortable bits about Nash's life. However honesty aside given what the book offered the screenplay did a marvelous job of bringing the characters to life in a 2 hour visual medium.

    Better the LOTR/FOTR? For a screenplay adaption: Yes. Tolkien's source material is much richer, more visual, already plotted. Then it's more a case of condensing then actually rewriting and creating anew.

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    1. Re:ABM Screenplay Adaption better then LOTR/FOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that LOTR/FOTR deserved every Oscar it was nominated for, but there something that needs to be clarified here.

      The oscar for "Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published" is awarded not to the best adaptation, but to the best screenplay that is based on already existing material (as opossed to the "Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen", where the writer must create everything from scrath).

      You can look at it this way:

      "Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen" is awarded to writer(s) working without help from previous material.

      "Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published" is awarded to writer(s) working with help from previous material.

      Let me repeat it, the award is NOT based on the merits of the adaptation, but on the merits of the screenplay(it doesn't matter if its a bad adaptation as long as its a good screenplay).

      It's this a good idea? I don't know but that's the way they are supposed to award it.

      I know this is controversial, but I think that if your are a writer and you are getting help (taking great plots/character/themes from works of others) you have the resposibility to the one who is helping you.

      But, on the other hand... take Shrek for example, the movie was great but it is very different from the short story in which it was based.

  64. I humbly suggest... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2


    I humbly suggest that you check out keepersoflists.org for some funny on the subject of the oscars.

    I am simply a servant of this humble order.

  65. Get your facts right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "The Madness of Richard III (British film) was renamed (without the III) in American cinemas because audiences believed it was a follow-up to Madness of Richard II which they obviously hadn't seen."

    Wrong on two counts:

    1. It was George III, not Richard III
    2. Americans traditionally refer to George III as "King George" because Georges I and II didn't fsck up relationships with the colonies. (IMHO, the Declaration of Independence reads as a "Dear John" letter; they point out exactly what George kept on doing wrong despite all attempts to accommodate him. It's a masterpiece of restraint; and I speak as a Brit here.)

  66. Let me count the ways... by emil · · Score: 2
    1. A Beautiful Mind is a whitewash of a draft-dodging deadbeat dad who is occasionally of the alternate persuasion and gifted with only marginal scholastic ability when compared to his peers of the same time period. Yes, I found its exposition of schizophrenia to be extremely informative, but the events of his life were so thoroughly edited (i.e. his divorce and remarriage) that the movie has very little to do with the truth.
    2. The Fellowship of the Ring was a tremendous gamble for the studio, and they won big. Their efforts at remaining truthful to the novels deserve preference to the pack of lies that was A Beautiful Mind.

    The Academy Awards have very little to do with the quality of the motion pictures this year, or the esteem in which they are held by the movie-going public. In the depths of their political pandering they have become entirely irrelevant.

    1. Re:Let me count the ways... by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      The esteem that a movie is held by the movie going public should have absolutely 0 impact on the oscars. The oscars are a peer awards. A movie could totally bomb at the box office, but still be "best" in a particular skill or area.

      The public wants lots of explosions, and breasts. That doesnt mean it deserves an award.

      On the other hand, the politics and scandals and campaigning is horrible. It would be much better for the industry if the awards were held privately, and not as the spectacle they are now. But that wont happen, because the shows that win get a big boost out of the awards.

    2. Re:Let me count the ways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      schizo's generally don't have "imaginary friends." that part of the movie is total b.s.

    3. Re:Let me count the ways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The Fellowship of the Ring was a tremendous
      > gamble for the studio, and they won big.

      I don't think so. The people who spend the most on movies tend to be teenagers, who relish on conceptually (not technically) unsophisticated things like special effects and fairy tales. LotR was aimed straight to this kind of otherwise undiscriminant public, being therefore a very sound investment - but most definitely NOT a great movie.

    4. Re:Let me count the ways... by KH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [Guess I should post anonymous to save some karma, but...]

      Uma should have gotten the most eye-catching breast award last night.

    5. Re:Let me count the ways... by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I think she's currently a nursing mother. The father is Ethan Hawke, which makes the entire scenario very Gattaca. :)

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  67. I'm suprised no one has said this yet... by Cr3d3nd0 · · Score: 1

    I loved LOTR:FOTR as much as anyone else here, but even out of the nomminees it wasn't the best movie. As many have said, the oscars are nothing if not a giant marketing campaign, and A Beautiful Mind does not deserve Best anything, but if anything "In the Bedroom" deserved every one of those rewards. The sheer emotional weight of that movie made it one of if not THE best movies of all time. The charecters were so real that some scenes in the movie almost physically hurt, and while the ability to scale down LOTR to a movie is impressive, the ability to make charecters that seem, not "Well written" but REAL is a True talent not often seen in writers, let alone Hollywood movies.

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  68. And what about ... by software_non_olet · · Score: 1

    ... the Best Investment Oscar?

    Or is that the Meta-Oscar anyway?

    I liked the LOTR, but I love to see Jacky Chan movies also, so that doesn't count too much.

    Where is Amelie, where are all the good films done outside Hollywood?

    A show of self-applauding with glycerin tears.

    But why not? Have seen worse movies and shows during the last 12 months. Still shuddering from Bin Laden's "Lord of The Holy War".

  69. Interesting Poll Results at IMDB by LightForce3 · · Score: 1

    Wow, check this out. As of right now, about 30% of voters are surprised (and probably a bit upset) of "Fellowship of the Ring being largely shunned".

    Maybe Slashdot should start giving out awards. How about little golden statuettes of CowboyNeal? I can't imagine anybody who wouldn't want one of those.

    1. Re:Interesting Poll Results at IMDB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Slashdot should start giving out awards. How about little golden statuettes of CowboyNeal? I can't imagine anybody who wouldn't want one of those.

      I doubt any statue of CowboyNeal would be little by any measure.

      It's a Joke, Laugh.

    2. Re:Interesting Poll Results at IMDB by haedesch · · Score: 1

      How about little golden statuettes of CowboyNeal?


      if they'd be made at the same scale of a regular oscar, they'd contain at least double as much gold :-)

  70. IMO... by Masem · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Academy will wait until 2004 to bestow Picture and Director; Jackson was able to pull off one of the books, but the Academy may be wanting to see if he can do all 3, particularly the second book which is probably the one with the most dramatics in it. The first is mostly setup that needed a good handling of both the initial chase and the caves of Moria, and the Elven council that is all plot set up. The last is mostly the flight of Frodo to destroy the ring and the otherwise huge battles. The second is where you deal with the consequences of the breaking up of the Fellowship, Frodo going mad with the power of the ring, and Samwise trying to stay close to his friend. Thus, I would expect a possible actor nod next year if it's pulled out well. But overall, the honor of Best Picture/Director should only go to LotR if no part of the trilogy disappoints, and that means waiting until 2004 Oscars to find out if Jackson is able to keep the vision up. I don't doubt he could, but I'd suspect that a similar feeling by the Academy is shared.

    (Plus, I doubted Jackson had a chance against Howard, that was nearly a shoe-in for him. And I suspect that because they 'had' to give ABM the top nod given that they were unable to give the Best Actor nod to Russell Crowe (with Denzel in the competition), and that might have made up for it).

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  71. New category? by simetra · · Score: 1

    How about a new category for LOTR so I can ignore it?

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    1. Re:New category? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you want to ignore it why the hell are you commenting on it

    2. Re:New category? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or a new category for you, so we can....

  72. Shut up! by Penguinoflight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "A beutiful mind" is a movie based on a anti-semetic book, and the film retains lots of the anti-semetic elements. Israel and Great Briton and Japan are our only somewhat-powerful allys, and it would be STUPID to loose Israel in such a strategical position.

    With websites all over claiming that Israel is terrorizing the palestinians, and the media against Israel (I bet you never heard Arafat is recieving money from the EU, and then gives it to his terrorist networks...).

    A lot of nerds liked it? Get a life! Lots of folks on /. are not nerds.

    This will probably get moderated down even though it has sense, contrary to the parent post.

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    1. Re:Shut up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This will probably get moderated down even though it has sense, contrary to the parent post.

      Actually, your message makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. What is your point? That you can't spell?

  73. OT: oscar's direction by RageEar · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else think that the direction for this year's show was horrible?

    I only watched them for an hour or so, but in that hour I saw so many cheesy pans, misplaced shots, and missed action. They gave a humanitarian award to the guy directing the show, but it seemed to me that he was doing a horrible job.

    1. Re:OT: oscar's direction by bje2 · · Score: 1

      umm, i don't think so...they didn't give the humanitarian award to the guy directing the show...they gave the humanitarian award to the former president of the academy...

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    2. Re:OT: oscar's direction by Chris+Parrinello · · Score: 2

      You are not alone. To me it seemed extremely sloppy from the start of the show when we had to sit through a wide shot of Tom Cruise giving his opening monologue before somebody wised up and decided to go in for a closeup. It was all downhill from there.

      What the heck was up with the after speech pan from the current winners to Cirque Du Soleil rehearsing in the background to some swopping tilted angle shot of Cruella De Ville and Hawkeye.

      It was also, in the immortal words of Casey Casem "fucking ponderous, man".

    3. Re:OT: oscar's direction by RageEar · · Score: 1

      I thought I heard the presenters of the award refer to the recipient as "our director".

      Did I misinterpret this as "the director of the oscar show"? Were the presenters in a movie that was directed by the recipient?

      I forget....

    4. Re:OT: oscar's direction by bje2 · · Score: 1

      yes, they were involved in a movie that he had direct involvement in....

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    5. Re:OT: oscar's direction by _archangel · · Score: 1

      The direction was not that great, but I think that the writing was an improvement. Whoopi had some great lines, but I believe that the best improvement was in the presenters' dialogues.

  74. Why does the academy love Mentally ill/challenged by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Why is it that the academy loves movies about the mentally ill/challenged? For example Rain Man, Forrest Gump, A Beautiful Mind. I'm sure there are others but those pop to mind first.

    Perhaps it is a difficult role to play? I'm not sure, but it seems like a disproprotionate number of these sorts of movies make it to the oscars?

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  75. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by celfie · · Score: 1, Troll

    many of the critics claim that the fellowship of the rings lacks a strong central character which is why it is not deserving of an oscar. obviously these critics have never read the trilogy for in the book there is no one central character. Just when we think that Frodo is the most important fellow, Sam shines through. The same thing will occur in the two towers, there will be no one central character, and the idiots will bitch. But who cares, Peter Jackson accomplished exactly what he had set out to do and I must say that it couldnt really have been any better, short of extending it by another 2hours as to include the book in its entirety. The two towers will be fantastic, there is no doubt about that. I cant wait to see Shelob, I am willing to bet that she will put the Balrog to shame. But oscar? I dont think so. Lets not forget that the Academy voters are probably the ones who think that AOL is the internet and that Windows 98 is their processor. It's ok for us to be elitist, we are much smarter afterall.

  76. And Memento was robbed in best original screenplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, Memento has the best written screenplay that I've ever seen. The only to truly simulate Leonard's condition was to write the movie backwards. Well, they did it, and it works! That achievement alone is worth an Oscar.

  77. Return of The King will take it all by bodland · · Score: 0

    Will win the honors for Best Picture and then Frodo and SamWise will get best actor and best supporting. As is the case in the Oscars it is not just about what was done this year...but can also recognize a high level of work over a few if not several.

    When it is all said and done the three movies that will make up LOTR will be the greatest cinematic recreation of one of literatures greatest stories. It will overtake the violent, bloddy story of a ruthless criminal family (Godfather I,II and III) as the best series of films. LOTR will win more Oscars than any other series when it's all said and done.

    The Fellowship was really a great movie it's only going to get better because the story gets so much better.....

  78. Gandalf the Gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone just told me Ian McKellen is a homosexual. Is that true? I really hope it's just a misunderstanding because I really liked him as an actor before I learned that. After I learned Tom Cruise was gay AND a scientologist I never was able to watch Top Gun again! :-(

    1. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      Yes Ian is gay. And you can still like him as an actor. He isn't hitting on you or anything is he? If you don't like movies (or plays, or books, or music, etc) that have gay people involved with them, you pretty much need to stop going to the movies,or the theatre, or reading, or listening to music because the arts have a really dispraportianate nubmber of homosexuals involved.

      You don't have to like gay people (but you are a bigot if that is the only reason you don't like them), but that shouldn't affect your opinion of their work if they have skill and talent.

    2. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no Tom Cruise apologist, but Tom Cruise is not gay. At least not publicly.

    3. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Buckaduck · · Score: 1

      A homosexual? In show business? Say it isn't so!

      Odd that you think it matters, since you had no problem with his performance before you knew about this.

      In fact I wonder if he would have won the Oscar if only more of the voters had known...

    4. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by feldsteins · · Score: 2

      That may be the most offensive comment I've ever read here on Slashdot. And if you're a regular reader you know that that's saying something.

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    5. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by rizzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To quote Homer (Simpson not the Greek):

      "He didn't give you 'gay', did he? DID HE?!?!"

      Does Ian being gay make you like LOTR less than you did before you found out? Personally I just found out last night. I said "Oh. His buddy is pretty young." and was done with it (my wife kept saying it's probably his son, denial I suppose).

      His being gay shouldn't affect you at all. If it does, it's your problem, not his.

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    6. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, chill out, I'm just razzing you guys. I couldn't care less who Ian hangs out with. He's an awesome actor. As long as I don't have to see his wrinkly old ass ala Space Cowboys I'll still watch his movies! ;-)

    7. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by feldsteins · · Score: 2

      I'm not kidding at all.

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    8. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the only explanation for that is - You must be GAY. AC just called him homosexual - he didn't even say butt fucking, cock sucking, Jew-boy queer. What kind of name is feldsteins, anyway?

    9. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by feldsteins · · Score: 2

      It's a far, far better last name than "Coward," which is a name you certainly seem to be living up to :)

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    10. Re:Gandalf the Gay? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Someone just told me Ian McKellen is a homosexual. Is that true? I really hope it's just a misunderstanding because I really liked him as an actor before I learned that.

      Sure he's gay. Hell, he was holding hands with a rather young man sitting next to him through much of the Oscars. ;) He plays a gay man in Gods and Monsters, a film I heartily recommend.

      After I learned Tom Cruise was gay AND a scientologist I never was able to watch Top Gun again!

      Easy there, buddy! It's wise to post this anonymously since Cruise has been going wild slapping anyone who even hints that he might be gay with lawsuits. But being called a scientologist, that's a real insult (even though it's true).

  79. Re:grow up! by EricKrout.com · · Score: 2

    Of course I didn't pay. That's what a grappling hook thrown onto the roof of the movie theater and then smashing the solar panel on the roof while simultaneously dropping a few capsules of sleeping gas down at the ushers takes care of.

    It was a great film, but the snoring started to get a little annoying after awhile ;-)

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  80. Forget Oscar - I just want to beat Harry by Yort · · Score: 1

    The only reason I cared about the Oscars was the hope that the post-Oscar surge in attendence for nominated movies might finally push LoTR past Harry Potter for the highest grossing movie of 2001. Harry's almost out on video, and LotR is only $15 million behind ($300M vs $315). Not that I really have anything against Harry, it just wasn't anywhere near the movie that LotR was. I do need to see A Beautiful Mind, tho.

  81. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be a git. Of course LOTR was the best film. I've awarded it an honorary Oscar myself and that's good enough for me. As to why Hollywood doesn't agree - I blame the stonecutters.

  82. Like a moustache on the Mona Lisa by kievit · · Score: 1
    I am shocked. I found LoTR a beautiful movie in all aspects except for the music! I had to do my best not to hear it, and failed, in particular in the ending scene which was ruined by that horrible flute, so gratuitously copied from the Titanic movie. After the movie I was totally confused, almost angry: how could they put together such dazzling animations, good actors, great story and then blurb it all with this mellow supermarket-grade synthetic background noise? Like I said in my title: the music in LoTR is like a moustache on the ML. And now they get an Oscar awarded for that? Incredible. Absolutely incredigle. Today the Oscar prizes lost for me all meaning.

    1. Re:Like a moustache on the Mona Lisa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRUE TRUE TRUE. soundtrack is shit!!!

      methinks, best fits could be such music as frontline assembly or atmos, and with mari boine instead of enya.

      but LOTR deserved all remaining 12, albeit without any hope due to racism and "adult" attitude...

    2. Re:Like a moustache on the Mona Lisa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, the strength of the soundtrack was in how well it matched the mood and flow of the movie. I've listened to the CD, and it's ok on its own. However, in the context of the movie the real power shines through. That Oscar was well deserved.

  83. TRoL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it any coincidence that LoTR is only one letter away from being able to spell 'troll'?

  84. Lasting impression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again the Academy has taken the safe route and selected the movie that followes the tried (even tired) and true path of portraying someone with a handicap (mental or physical)overcoming all odds and being successful as a means of achieving oscar gold. (Hey maybe there's an oscar winning movie in that concept, making a movie of making a movie of a handicap person overcoming long odds to be successful). I can't help but wonder if 5 years from now we will all be saying "A Beautiful what?" (Anyone even remember "Shakespere in Love"?).

    For once I'd love to see the Academy recognize a picture that took a chance and broke new ground. Both LoTR or Moulin Rouge would have been better choices in my opinion.

    Well if it any consolation for all my fellow LoTR geeks out there, the LoTR trilogy will long be a classic when "A Beautiful Mind" will just be a footnote in movie making history.

    1. Re:Lasting impression by vidar_waits · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I agree that history will prove that FotR will prove to be the more significant movie in the future, while A Beautiful mind will be largely forgotten. I just wonder why the Academy can't see that too.

  85. AMPAS =/= MPAA by Cy+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Oscars are awarded by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) NOT the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA).

    Unlike the Grammy's where we got rewarded for watching the music industries love-fest with a harangue about piracy, the only appearance by MPAA President Jack Valenti was him talking about his favourite film during one of the documentary clips at the beginning of the show.

    AMPAS is made up not just of studio executives but also of the artists (actors directors cinematographers, makeup, etc.) themselves. If you think that the rantings on SlashDot against the RIAA and MPAA are meant to imply that artists don't deserve recognition or compensation for their work, then you haven't been paying attention. The MPAA and RIAA like to imply that they are standing up for the rights of artists by crushing fair-use rights, when in actuallity they have traditionally fought against artists rights since payments to artists are just another drain on their profits.

  86. LOTR is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About people and places that didn't exist, don't exist, and will never exist. Doing things that have no relevance to our reality. If that is modern American "literature" it explains much about the condition of modern America.

    1. Re:LOTR is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in your little mind, Beowulf, morte d'arthur, and robin hood are not literature?

      Your loss.

    2. Re:LOTR is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About people and places that didn't exist, don't exist, and will never exist. Doing things that have no relevance to our reality.

      Thank you for providing a sterling example of the kind of bias, ignorance, and drooling imbecility that Tolkien is up against.

      You can always spot these idiots: their eyes start to glaze over at the first mention of elves or dragons. After that they are goners.

      You really can not get through to these people. And there are a lot of them in the media, academia, and in the film industry.

  87. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Drath · · Score: 1

    Good films? Crazy, The Oscars has been degraded into an award for
    mediocrity, were any of the movies nominated this year that great? No, the
    were just put out by rich producers. Just look at that animation category,
    Final Fantasy or Waking Life not even nominated over Jimmy Neutron? Right.
    We haven't had a Great year for movies since 99.

    If you want to watch a good film from last year, try these that were
    neglected by the Oscars(some are not out in video yet):

    Ghost World
    The Man Who Wasn't There
    The Royal TenenbaumsMetropolis (US Release)
    The Dish

  88. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Chonguey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, the likelyhood of Two Towers getting a Best Picture nomination is slim to none. The original Star Wars was nominated for best picture and lost (to Annie Hall no less). Empire, which is leaps and bounds better than A New Hope, wasn't even nominated. In fact, A New Hope was considered to be sappy, un-artistic commercial drivel aimed at kids and therefore ultimately of no consequence other than a slick looking marketing tool for selling action figures. Annie Hall was more artistic. Fast forward 25 years. Star Wars is responsible for influencing American culture more than any other movie ever made and, IMHO, ultimately a more valuable and important movie than Annie Hall could ever have been. Why was Annie Hall picked then? Because even though everything in Empire was better it was viewed as simply "more of the same". The Tow Towers will be viewed with the "been there, done that" attitude. The problem lies in the basic philosophy of the people that make up the Academy, who, like all celebrities, are obssesed with themselves and their own superiority. Their definition of Best Picture is only refers to the ethereal artisitc qualities rather than the overwhelming impossibility of making a movie like LOTR and succeeding. Oh well. In twenty five years when nobody remembers what in the hell A Beautiful Mind was about but we are all watching the LOTR trilogy with our grand kids with nostalgic tears in our eyes, we will all know what really was the best picture.

  89. Re:grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry if the logic doesn't work out.

  90. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Nutcase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Speaking of Shelob... I wonder if they will keep the distinctive split of books 3 and 4 in the two towers.. you know, the whole ent's thing in one book, with no mention of sam & frodo.. and then the next book being JUST sam & frodo w/ the whole minas morgul and shelob thing..

    Or do you think that for the sake of the movie they will mix it up a bit, so we see both concurrently?

  91. Nomination Its Own Award by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2
    OK. Sure. The Academy Awards may or may not be a crock. LoTR may or may not have deserved more (or even what it did get). There are certainly other films Hollywood ignored. These are all fun points to discuss if this is your kind of thing. But I don't really put much weight to them (of course - don't let me ruin it for everyone else).


    I'm just pleased to see a major motion picture fantasy epic (if not THE fantasy epic) done with enough quality to get nominated for serveral categories. And, perhapse, even the fact that it WAS nominated at all. Awards are just a bonus for those who received them.

  92. Puritan war cry: What about the children!? by Kibo · · Score: 2

    Thinking is hard. So they avoid it.

    The sexual images in Amelie, regardless of their context, absolutely insured it could only get an R rating. Old blue haired women and efeminate aged men cry and lament the death of movies like State Fair that the children would flock to. To this end, they have been given the ability to "rate" films and determine whether people they don't know are fit to see them. The studios kinda have to tolerate it, as without this sort of agreement, the puritans of small towns would certainly sue the studios for violating local standards at the behest of some child molesting minister. It's stupid, it's wrong, but it's pragmatic. It solves the problem in a way that the stupid deny themselves exposure to interesting things.

    Hell, I know where I see movies, the ratings aren't a factor at all. Paying doesn't even seem to be much of a factor. I've seen groups of a dozen or so kids "sneak" into movies. But "sneak" is something of a misnomer, since they are so blatant. Theaters don't seem to care if people even pay, I doubt they are checking ids.

    But crap like this comes from the political struggle in america where the poorer, and land owning people of the midwest have disproportunate power to that of the richer, more liberal people in the cities. The poorer, more religious, people seem to eschew personal responsability in favor of a "smaller government" that's big enough to make sure that everyone isn't thinking impure thoughts.

    Personally, I think God doesn't like hypocrisy so he sends tornados to destroy their trailers.

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  93. Favourite Clash Lyrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a public service announcement ... WITH GUITARS!

    1. Re:Favourite Clash Lyrics by Infonaut · · Score: 2
      but then there's - "orbitin' your living room, cashin' in the Bill of Rights"...

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  94. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by celfie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I personally think that it would leave a far greater cliff hanger to see frodo being carried away by the orcs and gandalf riding away with pippin while the nazgul follows. I have heard rumors that Shelob wont even be seen until the beginning of the return of the king. I also hope that pippin does not remain a slack jawed screwup through out the rest of the films. I can just picture his battle victories occuring accidently by him falling over a rock or something.

  95. Best SCORE???!!!?? by Bazzargh · · Score: 2

    I dont believe it! Was it only me who found the score of LOTR overbearing, with inappropriate emphasis? I thought it was the worst thing about the movie and other people I spoke to agreed...

    You want a good score? How bout last year's Couching Tiger, or this year, Mulholland Drive? Badalamente's music was the main source of tension in the whole first half of the film. These were noticably incredible scores. The LOTR score was yet another swooping orchestra.

    -Baz (feeling tired and opinionated today)

    1. Re:Best SCORE???!!!?? by Rand+Race · · Score: 2

      No it's not just you, me and all my friends had the exact same reaction to the score: It sucked wet farts from dead pigeons. FotR is the second best epic fantasy movie ever made; the only element that elevates Conan the Barbarian over FotR is Basil Pouledaris's score (IMO of course).

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  96. LOTR gets no respect by klasker · · Score: 1

    Face it, as long as a movie involves some form of mental illness it's virtually a lock. How else to explain "A Beautiful Mind" winning over the most popular fantasy/fairy-tale turned extraordinary movie ever?

    The thing that gets me is that in two years very few people will rememember ABM, but LOTR will be still be part of pop culture (and not just because there are two more movies in the shoot).

    1. Re:LOTR gets no respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Granted, much of that will probably be due to the scribbling of, 'Frodo Lives!' everywhere (I've even seen it carved into the roof of a shelter upon the Appalachian Trail)...

      But the movie will help introduce a whole new generation to Tolkien's work. Many people don't pick up books until they've seen a game or movie or whatnot. Hell, it was that way for me with Herbert. I went from Dune 2 to the movie to the books.

      No game, no movie, no television show will ever equal the sheer power of a well written novel. But when someone sees something they like adapted for TV, it's usually a sign that the book is actually worth reading.

  97. 74th birthday party! Everyone will be invited! by CamelTrader · · Score: 1

    As soon as I saw the big ol' crowd of movie people, with the grand poobah officiating the ceremony to tell them which of them were the finest, most respectable of their bunch, I thought of a giant hobbit party.

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  98. LOTR was a very good movie, by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    In my opinion, its as good as starwars once was.

    LOTR however I dont think should have gotten that away for best makeup and visual effects, Spider man the movie has the best visual effects Ive seen done.
    LOTR however does deserve those other awards, Its one of the best movies of the year, its the best directed movie of the year so far, Its a really good movie.

    Next year, I predict winners will be the Matrix and Terminator 3.

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    1. Re:LOTR was a very good movie, by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      if final fantasy was in the running, i would have said that should have won for visual effects.

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    2. Re:LOTR was a very good movie, by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Final Fantasy? Its not a very good movie

      sure it has expensive effects, but they arent really the most realistic effects.

      Final Fantasy could be compared to disney style effects.

      Actually a movie which was great was resident evil, very good movie, very good special effects,

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    3. Re:LOTR was a very good movie, by A.Soze · · Score: 1

      Spider Man may well have better effects. However, it's not out yet... The Academy does not judge Visual Effects and makeup solely on how good it looks. Nor do they care how many pixels the custom software was able to push. They judge on the overall look and its relevance to the story. If Miramax decides to do another chapter of Behind The Mind's Eye, it may look wonderful, but the Academy won't look twice, because it is not relevant to an underlying story. That's why LOTR took the awards for VE and makeup. (Although, I could see Moulin Rouge winning for makeup, too..)

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    4. Re:LOTR was a very good movie, by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      I agree with you totally that it wasn't that great a movie, but for visual effects i would say it was quite good at least for the main characters. Suplemental characters were not animated nearly as well.

      The effects for resident evil were pretty good, mainly because they weren't forced on you as in doing CG for the sake of CG.

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  99. Re:Best Picture? My Ass by hey! · · Score: 2

    I agree it's hard to separate out my attachment to the book from my reaction to the movie. I think it's hard for anyone to separate out their feelings, positive or negative, for the book or even the entire genre from the movie. I don't think it is impossible. As much as I love the Harry Potter books, as faithful to the book as the movie was, I'm very aware that the movie itself was mediocre. Despite having found the movie fun, I doubt I'll rent or buy the movie on DVD. On the other hand I will almost certainly buy FotR when it comes out on DVD.

    I haven't read the LotR trilogy probably in twenty years. When I was "into" them, they were kind of an elaborate alternate universe I could escape into. I expected to enjoy seeing as much of this brought to the screen as was possible, and I was not disappointed. However, I had another reaction to the movie that I had not expected, which catharsis. As much as I enjoyed reading and rereading the books, they never really engaged me on an emotional level before.

    I think that because the movie can distill a lot of the details into visuals, the storyof the trilogy is stripped of many accretions and its heart laid bare, much to its improvement. Personally, I have always disagreed with the LotR fans that dismiss "The Hobbit" as "Just a Fairy Tale". I find the very idea you can denigrate a work by putting in the same category as "The Snow Queen" or "The Glass Coffin" absurd. I always preferred "The Hobbit" because it was a fair tale, and like all fairy tales it is about the possibilities of the extraordinary in ordinary people. The film very skillfully, in my opinion, shows how the trilogy is really of the same material.

    Many people have greatly enjoyed this film, ordinary moviegoers and critics alike, who probably would never get through the first few chapters of the trilogy.

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  100. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by xbrownx · · Score: 0

    Peter Jackson has said he intends to mix it up and split TTT to show the 3 stories equally, and not how the book was.

  101. People *definitely* said that about ABM... by GeekLife.com · · Score: 1

    That was one of the main things talked about in discussing A Beautiful Mind. It was definitely a challenge (though I don't necessarily think it was successfully pulled off) to rewrite the story to concentrate less on the mathematical specifics of the main character's abilities and more on the general storyline he goes through.

    It was only because of Ron Howard's previous record in directing that the film even got the greenlight (Imagine trying to sell: A romance/man-against-himself story with a mathematician as the hero!)

  102. Not impressed by the music, ... by carlcmc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What did you wear earplugs in addition to blinders when you went and saw that film???? The drum beats, the chanting choruses, singing strings all made for a palpable tense mood inspiring setting in the mountains of moria. the music was sickly sweet in hobbiton, and dark and apprehensive in the caves of moria, and mysterios and lovely with the elves.

    "one dimensional script (basically just the book)." thats like saying a movie adaptation of gone with the wind, or war and peach was just one dimensional, it was just, you know, the book thats all!! DUHHHHH, could you try to hide your bias even a bit better???

  103. My Precioussssss ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 4, Funny

    my precioussss is lost, it is.
    Nasty Opie takeses it.
    Gollum will have his sweet revenge, yes preciousssss, next year preciousss will be mine again ...

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    1. Re:My Precioussssss ... by _archangel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make that your signature.

    2. Re:My Precioussssss ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1

      Well ... you know I could ... but is it really that witty?

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  104. Actually, the music really stunk by Lebofsky · · Score: 1
    I can't believe nobody has said this yet (or I didn't read all the posts). The music was some of the worst movie music I heard in ages. Completely uninspiring, unoriginal, derivative, phoning-it-in crapola. Whenever anybody asks me how I liked LotR I make it a point to mention that it was great though the music nearly ruined it for me.

    So to see it win best music goes to show the Academy doesn't know what they are talking about. At least John Williams didn't win either (another overrated film score hack if there ever was one).

    - Lebofsky - www.lebofsky.com

  105. none of the LOTR movies will have a chance by Ermyf+Jym · · Score: 1

    I apologize if this is redundant b/c I am at work and don't have time to look at all the comments but I really don't think LOTR ever stood a chance.
    Fantasy/Sci-Fi is really a niche market, and even though it sometimes has a rabid fan base(ie: Star Wars) the movies generally lack mainstream appeal due to the stigma they bear(ie: sci-fi/fantasy is geeky). I haven't seen any of the other movies FOTR was up against so I can't comment on whether it deserved the award or not. I'm just saying that it (and the the sequels) have virtually no chance of getting top-dog honors, simply b/c of the genre

  106. Re:Puritan war cry: What about the children!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eeaasy, dude.

    Agree wif your comments, but no need to revel in simple folk's misfortune, hey?

  107. GO KIWI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its good to see Peter Jackson and the New Zealand film industry finally getting a littre more acceptance. New Zealand is making some great films (admitidly in this case with America's money) and im glad we can share them with the rest of the world. Other recent good New Zealand films are Rain, Snakeskin and Vertical Limit

  108. Makes up for Titanic by nagora · · Score: 2
    I had visions of another Titanic - 11 Oscars and no story, but the jury rightly ignored the mediocre LotR.

    What did piss me off was the introduction of the Best Animated Film award. This just gives the jury a reason to ignore animated films when looking at Best Film. Shrek and Monsters Inc were both good enough to be nominated for Best Film but instead are pushed in the ghetto of "specialist" categories.

    TWW

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  109. collective schizzophrenia by ziegast · · Score: 1

    In "A Beautibul Mind", the lead character imagines a different reality where he's saving our country. All of us Slashdotters can just as easily collectively imagine that LotR won best film, actors, and supporting actors last night. Hopefully, no one out there will try to give us shock therapy to correct our illness.

  110. Re:grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this sourkrout guy is so annoying

  111. One of the best filems ever? Pleease... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The zealot support LOTR receives in some fronts makes me applaud the decission to give it only minor Oscars.

    The acting got lost in the efects, and as a Fantasy or action movie is in the same league with many others. So what is so grandiose about this particular movie?

    Is nicely done, a good movie, but to compare it to truly masterpieces is a bit gross honestly.

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    1. Re:One of the best filems ever? Pleease... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck it, troll. the special effects were wonderfully subtle - nothing to get 'lost'
      in.

  112. No Oscar for LOTR ever by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

    I think LOTR was the best picture of 2001. But even if the other two movies in the series are better (which they probably won't because after reading the books, I think the FOTR is the best as far as plot goes), there's no way they'll give the Oscar for best Picture to a sequel. Maybe at the end of the series though, they'll give an Oscar to the entire triology. That's not possible, but maybe they'll give a special award to Jackson for making such a great trilogy.

  113. Waitthehellaminute by Pope · · Score: 1

    You saw only FIVE films in an entire year, and feel qualified to judge what the Best Picture was??!

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    1. Re:Waitthehellaminute by zzyzx · · Score: 2

      In terms of the argument it could work. The orginal poster wasn't saying what the best picture was as much as what it wasn't. If I saw two films and liked one a lot better, I wouldn't call the second one the best of the year.

  114. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > ... hope that pippin does not remain a slack jawed screwup...

    Meesa thinks yousa confusin' him whit Pip-Pip Binks!

  115. Director's cut is on the way by Protozoa · · Score: 1

    I don't know the specifics, but the DVD version of the film supposedly will have an added 40 minutes of deleted footage put back into the movie (not added in as a 'deleted scenes feature', but actually incorporated into the film itself). So hang in there. Honestly, I'm not sure the film would have been better had they made it even 10 minutes longer for the theatrical release.

    1. Re:Director's cut is on the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a "Charlie Rose " interview, Jackson said that the DVD will indeed be longer so as to add more character development.

      No adaption is perfect but it is by the far the best I have seen. I hope that the following 2 movies are as entertaining and shall I say overwhelming as the first.

      And finally I can't believe I have to wait 2 years to see the rest of the series. Guess I will have to keep rereading the books.

  116. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Boronx · · Score: 1
    LoTR was good, but best picture it was not. I have to reiterate what someone said above: They used CG when they could have used acting in the three places where "good" characters look evil (Gandalf in Bag End, Bilbo in Rivendel, Galadriel in Lorien).

    And there were several scenes that didn't pass the chuckle test: "I'm trying to help you."

  117. The only surprize was that McKellan didn't win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was rings best shot one of the "major" awards.
    It unfolded exactly as I expected.
    LOR picked up a clutch of technical awards.

    First off, Oscars is not about just being the best.
    There is politics and a lot of other nonsense.
    How many times do great films and performances get
    passed over only to reward those involved at a later date for lesser works performances?
    More often than not.
    The Oscar motto should be:
    "Later, Dude"

    Even though the fogeys who vote on Rings may
    have loved it, they have a hard time thinking
    of it as important enough to honour with the
    serious awards.
    It's the same with the Book.
    You have your critics like Edmund Wilson (despised the Books ) who had a brilliant intellect but a pedestrian imagination.
    Then you have poets like W. H Auden who loved the
    Rings.
    to get into the other thing is why should the film be different from the book?
    Loved beyond all others, yet never respected
    officially".
    A Beautiful Mind is a great movie but we have seen it's like before countless times.
    The LOR was something different and represents
    an unparalled acheivement in film making.
    The second thing is that there are two kinds of
    people: those who have seen the light of the two
    trees and those who haven't.
    Most people have pedestrian minds and don't have
    the imagination to appreciate the LOR.

    Fear not, Oscar may yet give LOR movies their due.
    In the meantime it has triumped beyond all hope
    at the boxoffice.
    My hope is that as Galadriel states in the
    prolouge:
    But in the end the power of the One Ring could not be undone.

    1. Re:The only surprize was that McKellan didn't win by hughk · · Score: 2
      Broadbent wasn't a bad choice, He had two good movies this year, Iris for which he was nominated and Moulin Rouge. Personally, I preferred the energy of the latter.

      Everyone knows that Mr Jackson has done a trilogy, so I believe in the Ring and McKellan will get his Oscar either for the Two Towers or the Return of the King.

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  118. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by joshsisk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, most of the people in the academy aren't celebrities. My college writing professor is in the academy, for example, and he is anything but a celebrity. He has a co-writing credit on one movie from the mid nineties, and that was enough toget him in. Lots of costume designers, sound editors and the like are also members. It's not all actors and directors.

    I think the main problem with a movie like LOTR or SW winning is that people basically vote for what they like, and who they like. Most of the people in the academy probably aren't geeks, so SW and LOTR, while they probably liked them, didn't really grab them. Also, there is a huge impetus to vote for people who "deserve it" after a career... Like Denzel winning for Training Day when he didn't win for Philidelphia, Malcom X or Hurricane.

  119. As expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Quite frankly, despite the youthful enthusiasm of many a slashdotter for this yarn, The Lord of the Rings is a very minor work in the history of literature, and a movie based on it can't deserve more than what it got: just a few technical awards.

    There was no way whatsoever this movie can stand its ground against any of its competitors for the top awards, as we have so clearly seen.

    1. Re:As expected by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The Lord of the Rings is a very minor work in the history of literature, and a movie based on it can't deserve more than what it got: just a few technical awards."

      Riiiight, I'm pretty sure I won't be watching "A Beautiful Mind" 10 years from now.

      I find it funny you label LOTR a minor work in the history of literature when LOTR was voted in several polls as the most important literature of the past century.

  120. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Next year's Oscars may not have as many other good films. Do you think that the Two Towers is the likely canidate for next years?

    Doesn't matter. It has zero chance of winning; science fiction/fantasy films never win for best picture. Ever.

  121. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by joshsisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    obviously these critics have never read the trilogy for in the book there is no one central character.

    Why do you have to read the books to critique the films? It would seem to be a failing in the movie, if you had to read the source material to understand it. That said, I've never read the books (beyond the Hobbit in elementary school) and I really enjoyed LOTR - thought it was great. Maybe I don't get every little thing, but I was never confused about the story. I never even got up to use the bathroom, and that's the mark of an entertaining movie as far as I'm concerned,especially if it's 3 hours plus.

    It's ok for us to be elitist, we are much smarter afterall.

    Well, you obviously have just as big an ego as a hollywood celeb, at least. ;)

  122. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Issac, I disagree with you.
    It may not have been the _best_ film but it was
    certainly one of them.

    Comparing the judging with figure skating was hilariouslly true.

    Also the bit about Block trading.
    It should be remembered that many of the Acadamey
    Voters don't even watch the films in their entirety.

    The awards like more and more institutions in America has the faint taint of corruption.

  123. Re:Puritan war cry: What about the children!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to Boston and tell me how liberal people are there. I'll give you a hint, they aren't.

  124. A beautiful mind? by NWT · · Score: 2

    mental illness, love, and accomplishment
    Oh um, these are some of the themes "a beautiful mind" was about, which recieved 4 oscars, too. I found it a lot more interesting that LoTR!

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    1. Re:A beautiful mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the book, or seen the moview, but I'm disinclined to like it. A family member has schizophrenia, and from that and other cases I'm familiar with, there are precious few who manage to function at all, let alone win the Nobel prize (or whatever). Sounds like the typical Hollywood treatment of a serious disease: focus on the one glamorous case that is the complet opposite of most, and pretend it is somehow typical, or achievable if the others who suffered from the same malady would somehow pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

    2. Re:A beautiful mind? by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 2
      Me, too.

      While the challenge of adapting LotR/FR to a movie may have been greater than adapting A Beautiful Mind, one could take length of LotR as a failure to adapt it for the screen, which is probably why ABM deserved to win in that catagory. Maybe a bigger (ie, shorter) adaptation would have been possible if it weren't for all of us fans.

      ABM departed wildly in every detail from the book, but that didn't bother me (with one exception below). It didn't bother me because they kept the essence of the one aspect of the story that was of interest to the film makers: The "becoming human through human interection as a cure" theme. Nash learned very late in life to value people whom he previously would have dismissed as idiots. And that was done well.

      I also enjoyed that the movie was interesting, even suspensful, for someone who'd read the book.

      The one departure from the book that bothered me was the bar scene where they described something that is almost, but not entirely, unlike the Nash Equalibrium.

      Anyway, that is why I believe that ABM deserved to win best adapeted screenplay even if LotR may have faced more of a challenge.

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  125. Oscars, please get caught up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you along with many posters have nailed the problem.
    Oscars are always playing catch up for what they
    should have done in the past, thereby creating
    a fresh backlog of acheivements to recognize.

    Alas due to human nature even if they got caught
    up they would quickly be out of synch.

  126. Re:Actually, your music really stunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to the stuff you've recorded and posted on your site? Riiighttt....I guess if it doesn't sound like a cat shitting on the strings, it must be garbage.

    FWIW, I think the LOTR soundtrack was one of the best parts of the film. Howard Shore is a craftmaster.

  127. One reason: it wasn't that good on its own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every person that I have talked to that hasn't read the books didn't like the movie. It's a let down. Unless you've read the books and know how it concludes (which I personally haven't) it's just a random walk. Fate takes them to this place and then to that elven place and then to that cave place, etc. The movie doesn't have much of a plot to speak of. It was incomplete. The ending was a completely unabashed set up for a sequel.

    Probably the only reason it got nominated in the first place is because some of the nominators have read the books. Otherwise, nada.

    1. Re:One reason: it wasn't that good on its own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, wrong. I personally know quite a few people who enjoyed the movie immensely who never read the books. And there's no way in hell that LOTR is getting $300 million in the USA and god knows how much overseas if the only people watching it are readers of the books.

      And there aren't enough Tolkien readers in the Academy to get the movie nominated without it having any merits as a movie.

      Just because you are too much of a simpleton to follow the plot does not mean that the rest of us are equally as dense.

  128. I agree... by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read the books about 15 years ago, and reread the FOTR in time to see the movie. That was a good thing - I'm a much better reader now.

    Anyway, after seeing the movie, I couldn't imagine how anybody who hadn't read the books could really follow what was going on. One thing is the vastness of time - the movie made it seem like they were travelling for a week or so, but in the book it was months! And THE most exciting part of the FOTR was Moria - they took like a week in the book, but it was a one-nighter in the movie.

    You don't get a sense of how absolutely gi-normous Middle Earth is, the feat of engineering and hard work that Moria was.

    It was nice seeing the book visualized, and I still thought it was a great movie, but like most adaptations, the book is still better.

    And, of course, like a lot of people, I still can't get over Elrond and thinking (as many have joked about before): "welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Baggins", and "Hobbits are a disease"...

    I know it's getting bad, but I laugh out loud at all of these.

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  129. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leaving them spilt just wouldn't make them a good movie. And there's precedent: the Gandalf-Saurumon stuff was shown chronologically instead of the order it's told in the book.

  130. Bullshit. Even Disney had won Oscars. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    For very silly movies.

    enough said.

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  131. Should have be Ghost World by BlackFoliage · · Score: 1

    I can't believe either LOTR or ABM were in the running for best adapted screenplay with a film like Ghost World. It was an amazing comic that was perfectly adapted to the screen. It captured all the sadness and beauty of that story without resorting to cheap manipulation (cough...A Beutiful Mind...cough). It's an insanely underappreciated film, and I can't believe it gets no mention on a site supposedly devoted to "nerds".

    Check this article on Salon. Perfectly mirrors my thoughts on the Oscars.

  132. My biggest disappointment by Bilbo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To my mind, Sam is the everyman hero of the books, yet his role seems to be being played down. This nobility of the common man (or Hobbit) is an important message of the books and is being glossed over.
    In my mind, looking back at the movie, this is my one biggest disappointment. Not so much the fact that they downplayed Sam's role, but that they made the story a Clash of Titans. I think a great deal of what Tolkien was trying to say (to the extent that he was trying to say anything) was the triumph of the "little people" against the Great Evil. Where the Mighty had failed, in no small part due to their own arrogance, the unasuming Hobbits were the ones to save the day.

    Once the Fellowship started out, the movie spent most of its time on Aragorn and Gandalf. Sure, they were great Heroes, but when it came down to it, it was the Hobbits who got the work done.

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  133. Who cares? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What is jugded is the artistic quality of a work, not how much sweat was used to produce it.

    Which three films did he do at the same time? And so what? Maybe for having his hands in so many things at the same time he could not make it the best movie, which is horribly dificult whit a movie where the stars are the battles and visual effects.

    Movies are much more than pliatives for videogames, people that know what movies are all about recognize that, other people think that if something is midly enjoyable or amusing it is the best of all times ever.

    Which is a bunch of nonsense because most probably have not seen movies older than 5 years.

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  134. Blackhawk down just a good war flick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shot with modern cinemetograhy.
    It only resonates because of the renewed patrioism
    in America.
    A good film, but not one for the ages.

    1. Re:Blackhawk down just a good war flick by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2

      It's an anti-war flick that really gets into the first combat my generation was involved in (we were just a touch too young for the Gulf). I think it is popular because of the renewed patriotism, but the US doesn't come off perfectly in the film (or the book, for that matter).

  135. Correct me if I'm wrong, but.... by RoguePsion · · Score: 0

    ....I'm pretty sure that Matrix II is scheduled for the summer of 2003, not 2002. But hey, tell me if it's otherwise, because I'm not sure I can wait another year.

    1. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong, but.... by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 1

      Right you are, I'm apparently operating off of old information - More info here.

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  136. a few facts straight Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole Bo by Misha · · Score: 2

    The only reason Russel Crowe won last year was because people felt he should have won for LA Confidential. His acting was nothing phenominal.

    LA Confidential is a movie from 1997, and Russel Crowe was not nominated for it. He was nominated for the Insider in 1999, but the Oscar went to Kevin Spacey. Many felt that Russel's performance in the Insider was superior (phenominal? [sic]) to that in Gladiator, but he certainly did deserve it last year. Aside from the visual eye candy, Gladiator was carried by little more than Crowe's character. He was the whole story and the (almost) whole movie.

    I am yet to see several nominated performances, such as A Beautiful Mind, but Training Day really did have two incredible actors in it. I was a little disappointed that Washington's character was so much like his previous roles, but nonetheless that image fit the part very well. Remember that the Oscar is not for the Best Acting, but for the Best Performance. Pending a screening of A Beautiful Mind, I am willing to say that perhaps Denzel deserved the award.

    IMHO, of course, ;)

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  137. Why shorten the story?!? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    Why does this story need to be trimmed to fit neatly into three films?
    How many Police Academy movies did they churn out? 6 or so?!?
    I would have loved to sit through 6+ films that accurately depict the events in the books.

    Frodo Lives!

  138. whoops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whoops! amerocentrism strikes again.

  139. Re:Screenplay adaptation?! & imagination by 56ker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't go to see films of books I've read - I find they always make it a different way to the way I imagined it. The imagination of your mind is far more powerful than Hollywood's special effects any day.

  140. It's an adaptation, that's why... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Don't know why that was changed (do I not remember the movie correctly?)....Now, admittedly, they had to edit for length. I'm not sure what else I would have left out instead.
    They're called "adaptations" for a reason. It's impossible to condense 300+ page into 2 hours. There's a reason that Stephen King's short stories make for better movies than his books. Movies, for all their splendor, are about small events, short snippets of time. It's those reasons that I'm about as mad at Jackson for his LOTR changes as I am at Howard for his Beautiful Mind changes - that is, not at all. Their changes capture the essence of the book while keeping it viewable in one sitting.

    A movie has a host of criteria to be concerned about, as does a book. But those criteria have very little overlap between movies and books. A book can spend a chapter on Nash's bi-sexuality without losing focus, but for a movie to properly handle it would require too much time and distract from the focus of the movie (Nash's illness and recovery through force of will and the love of his wife.) Even such an integral fact such as Nash's divorce and re-marrage districts from the focus. Picking any one facet, scene, or even sub-plot of a book to judge a movie to set yourself up for disappointment.

    Books can ponder the nuances of their story, but movies must have tunnel-vision like focus. That's to be expected, they are different media. If you want long winding passages that have questionable relevance to the final plot, read the book. If you want amazing visual to help with your questionable imagination, watch the movie. And if you want bad graphics and questionable interface, play the game.

    -sk

  141. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by GreenHell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (Gandalf in Bag End, Bilbo in Rivendel, Galadriel in Lorien).
    While I didn't really mind Gandalf in Bag End (the movie was just beginning and I hadn't had time to judge it or get a feel for it), Bilbo in Rivendell is horrible, and Galadriel in Lorien had to rate as the worst scene in the movie.

    How bad? We're talking cringe and grimace inducing bad. I saw the movie with my girlfriend and literally dreaded having to explain to her what was supposed to be going on in that scene. So, she turns blue and starts talking in a wierd digitally enchanced voice, without reading the book I wouldn't be sure What the hell was going on. Of course, by that point I had already come to the conclusion that this was not the movie I had wanted to see. Except for the 3rd book, the first two are slow atmospheric works designed to help give a feeling for the place. The movie unfortunately made them into action pieces. I wonder how many people saw the movie, went out and bought the book and never finished it because of the slow pacing.

    People are saying that A Beautiful Mind (which I haven't seen, so I can't judge it) shouldn't have won Best Picture or Best Adapted Screenplay as it was unfaithful to the life and works of John Nash. By that same reasoning, LOTR is right to have not won, as it was unfaithful to the books.

    I can understand them leaving out Bombadil, but watching it I had the feeling that it should have been labelled as 'inspired by the works of JRR Tolkien' and not 'based on'.

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  142. First few seconds of film. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full frontal nudity on naked pregnant woman (her mother)

    Not worthy of an R in Europe, but in the U.S....

  143. Thank Goodness the damned thing didn't win BP! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Maybe one of the next LOTR films will win a 'Best Picture' award if it bloody well deserves one. The first certainly did not.

    I know I am in the extreme minority here, but, for goodness sake!

    While FOTR was cleverly made in certain places, the overall product was middling at best.

    I would have liked to see 6 or 10 episodes, perhaps done on television, WITH the light parts included with the dark, (so much beauty cut out, so much sorrow left in!), WITH Tom B included, WITH Elves that didn't fail to score in multiple ways, ("Welcome to Rivendale Mr. Anderson. You have now been knocked out of the story teller's embrace.") --WITH the proper pacing restored!

    LOTR is a story about a Journey. --One where you live and grow with the characters to the point where you genuinely love them by the end. In this film, even Sam felt like a stranger to me. What bullshit! This was not a Journey. --I did not get the idea at all in the film that any significant time had passed from beginning to end. This was a massive problem for me! Tolkien understood the importance of pacing in this respect; he understood the importance of the Journey to the point where he was moved to write that wonderful little line, which I will misquote here: "The road begins at your front door.")

    The movie felt like a high-speed, over-slick, Cole's-Notes version of the real thing which was trying like mad to adhere to some sort of Advertiser's guidebook about winning the viewer with hypnotically fast images. It felt afterwards as though I'd just eaten a piece of greasy McMeat stuffed in an over-sugared bun. Maybe Jackson was earnest in his attempt, and maybe he made a passable film. But LOTR it was not.

    --And I have heard every apologist's excuse for why it 'Had To Be This Way' for reasons of funding, film pacing, blah, fucking blah.

    Sorry, but Tolkien would have hated it. This is NOT what he intended. And the worst thing is knowing that it could have been done right with a proper captain at the helm.

    Jackson is an uppity kid with a handful of childish horror flicks under his belt. Of COURSE he was going to fall short of the mark in capturing a Master Work which took Tolkien a lifetime to create; Jackson is a grasshopper with a budget. And that's alright. We all must learn, but damn if it isn't a crying shame that he had to cut his teeth on such a culturally significant work.

    Best Picture, my ass. The Oscars are basically the embodiment of pure evil, but at least they made the right call, even if it was for the wrong reasons.


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Thank Goodness the damned thing didn't win BP! by Aanallein · · Score: 1

      This was not a Journey. --I did not get the idea at all in the film that any significant time had passed from beginning to end.

      I agree with you here. Particularly the time spent in Lothlorien totally didn't come across in the movie. If I remember correctly the party spent three or four months (!) in Lothlorien. In the movie it barely seems three to four days.

      Sorry, but Tolkien would have hated it. This is NOT what he intended.

      This, however, I strongly disagree with. Tolkien was never an author. (He was a linguist, and through that somebody who painstakingly created one of the most magical worlds ever conceived.) The pace of the story was almost accidental. In my opinion the only reason the books had that slow, languid pace because that was how Tolkien could best portray his world and the magic in it.
      And the one thing Peter Jackson definitely did was show Tolkien's world. The magic was there, no matter how many deviations from the story occurred. Right from the very start, with the first glimpses of the Shire, Tolkien was along for the ride, taking us by the hand, showing us true magic.

    2. Re:Thank Goodness the damned thing didn't win BP! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Clearly nobody could have done a good job to someone like you. You have no grasp of context and medium.
      Tolkien took a lifetime to do it because he just did it here and there, to tell a story.
      All thing considered, the story survived the transition pretty damn well, probably better then is anybody else did it, and certianly better then if it was made for TV.
      All directors have a medicore past, until they create the one great success.
      Since you can talk to the dead, wy don't ypou talk to some one more importemt then Tolkien? I mean you knopw he would have hated it, so you must be talking to him, right?
      I suggest you read some of his letters and prefaces. It seems to me he would have found it a fine piece of wiork, because its telling the story, and keeping it in context.

      The oscars suck, but the embodimen of pure evil? haha. your right, killing millions of Jews, Tourching Civilians, and The acadamy awards.
      sheesh.
      You, like a great many people, seem to think the Oscars is for best moivie of all time, or for best movie that could of been. Its not, its for best movie out of a few for that year, that where actually made.
      Its just a book.albeit, a great one.
      Its just a movie.
      I wonder if you have bothered to talk to any political figure about anything thats really importants. If you could channel this energy and do something helpfull with it, you might actually achieve something.

      Id say, more like "knee jerking lad".

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    3. Re:Thank Goodness the damned thing didn't win BP! by xezas · · Score: 1
      I would have liked to see 6 or 10 episodes, perhaps done on television, WITH the light parts included with the dark, (so much beauty cut out, so much sorrow left in!), WITH Tom B included, WITH Elves that didn't fail to score in multiple ways, ("Welcome to Rivendale Mr. Anderson. You have now been knocked out of the story teller's embrace.") --WITH the proper pacing restored!

      Go read the book!!!

      I absolutely admire your gall in denouncing a movie from being good (or the Best) by comparing it unfavourably with the BOOK.

      The book was meant for a different medium and for a different audience. When the hell are we just going to accept that simple fact?

      The movie is an "adaptation" of the book. And regardless of your mypoic vision, it rocked. If Pulp Fiction had come out as a book before the movie, there'd have been people like you jumping its bones.

      For just one moment try to diassociate the book from the movie (not for too long, that's impossible :) ) and see it for the excellent movie it is.

  144. The Council of Elrond by samf · · Score: 1

    The part of the movie I was most disappointed with was "The Council of Elrond". This wasn't omitted from the movie, but I thought the book did a much better job of exploring what they might do.

    They have the ring; Sauron is back; now what? Use the ring against Sauron? Keep it safe, without using it? Throw it into the sea? Melt it some place other than Mt. Doom? Give it to Bombadill? :-)

    By the time they decide to send Frodo to Mordor, the book had me convinced that it's the only thing they could do; they had explored all other options. And the fact that Sauron didn't even see it coming is my favorite part of the entire series.

  145. A Beautiful Mind: Because Time is for Wasting? by EllF · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, A Beutiful Mind was tepid, predicatable, and poorly written. The highlight of the film is the suffering the lead character undergoes. It pales in light of the suffering of the audience, but at least we're not alone.

    My biggest complaint with ABM was the way it ignored everything even potentially unpleasent about John Nash's life, and focused on the warm fuzzies instead. The *real* John Nash had an affair, a bastard child, and was arrested in an FBI trap for homosexuals. The fictional John Nash was just misunderstood, and never did any of this. Who's schizophrenic now?

    LoTR, on the other hand, was incredible on so many levels; it was Epic, it was well paced, and it really made an effort not to patronize its audience. It wasn't a masterpiece of cineaesthetic, but it was at least moderately intelligent, and entertaining to boot.

    *sigh*

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  146. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by celfie · · Score: 1

    what I am saying is that since this movie follows the book closely, without seeing the big picture, ie) the entire story, one would not be able to see the reasoning behind the lack of a strong central character. The whole story must be known before one can critique the technicalities of the story.

  147. The Godfather Parts I and II by briggsb · · Score: 2

    Both of the first 2 Godfather movies won the Best Picture oscar as well as several others.

  148. Shelob is out of the second movie. by Axe · · Score: 1

    Jackson was quoted that they moved it into the third movie, so that Frodo and Sam have more screen time in the third movie (they do not have much to do after Shelob). It is a fact.

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  149. Best makeup? I think not by Bluetick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I do think LoTR was one of the best movies of the year (other favorites were Memento, The Man Who Wasn't There, O Brother, and a few others).

    But saying LoTR had the best makeup seems pretty stupid to me. It's an abortion that the film with the best makeup didn't even get nominated, yes Planet of the Apes. Sure it was mediocre, but the makeup was fantastic and better than anything else this year (I can't believe Beautiful Mind got nominated for this category, urrrgh).

  150. Am I the only one....? by INANE · · Score: 0

    I feel like the only human that was not oeverly impressed with LOTR... in (almost) any respect (minus the fight scenes, those were cool).

    The special effects were not all that special to me, it's not like they were bad, but I certainly didn't think they were any better than movies from the last couple years.

    Probably the worse part of the film to me was the story, it just wasn't that great. No I didn't read the book and after seeing the movie I'm certainly glad that I haven't because that story was basically boring. There were even parts (like that elf chick towards the end) that didn't need to even be there. Anyway, I give the film a 2.5 out of 5.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are the only one. :-)

  151. You all fail it by Rock+'N'+Troll · · Score: 0

    You who think /. shouldn't be posting stories like this because its MPAA related (insert random bullshit) - how the hell does it come that there's twice as many comments here that there's after the average "ooh new lunix kernel?" story?

  152. A lot of politics this year in the choices by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    When all is said and done, as a filmie of long standing (lifetime member of Cinema Seattle, my brother-in-law and some cousins voted for these awards, etc.), I found this year the final selections were more connected with politics than actual "best of" choices.

    I've seen many of the movies and discussed them with many people - and we knew who should have received awards, and why the winners were chosen, and it's pretty disgusting this year. The awards that Moulin Rouge won were not the ones they should have won - but the voters for this chose them for obvious reasons.

    Sigh.

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  153. It's all politics by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    The reason Denzel won was not for this film, it was for his consistent good acting in other films. Most of the Oscars go to people who are good actors, or directors who are good directors - the actual movie is not so important as whether or not you "deserve" it.

    The fact that LotR got four Oscars is amazing, considering how high the deck was stacked against them. And one of the reasons for animated movies having their own category is to shun them, as they don't spend as much money on hiring actors and directors and so on - just animators and programmers with some minor voice work.

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    1. Re:It's all politics by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the makers of Final Fantasy.

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  154. Re:a few facts straight Re:Oscars are a "Good Ole by curunir · · Score: 2

    Pending a screening of A Beautiful Mind, I am willing to say that perhaps Denzel deserved the award.

    I still need to see "Training Day" again, but I believe that Washington's win is pretty similar to Crowe's win last year. Anyone who's seen "The Hurricane" knows that Washington's performance was a vastly superior performance to Crowe's Maximus. Problem was, the Academy owed Crowe for "The Insider." Luckily, I don't think there was a performance this year that merits a payback next year.

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  155. I wonder by quantaman · · Score: 2

    Anyone know who the french judge voted for;)

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  156. Sadly one of the few good choices by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    Having seen all the movies up for that category, this was one of the few choices where the internal politics of the Academy coincided with the best choice for best actress.

    Most African-American women that I know don't like her as an actress, but even though she's uneven in her acting and roles chosen, she deserved the win for this film.

    The bizarre thing is that this should be news. We should have gotten over this 40 years ago. This is still a strange country on this issue.

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  157. Worth the Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie was everything I hoped. My friend and I were talking about the movie before it started and he said, "You realize we have been waiting for this movie for 20 years?"

    I recently downloaded the DIVX of it (three part of almost 200 MB each). Before you freak out, let me say that I saw it twice in the theater, one of which was in one of those dine & drink theaters at $16 a ticket. Also I can't wait for the DVD's since I will buy all of them as soon as they come out. The DIVX is just so I can memorize every damn second of each character's performance until I can close my eyes and see it playing on the inside of my eyelids.

  158. Screen play adaption was the worst. by tyrr · · Score: 0, Redundant
    To me the most disturbing things were:
    1. In the movie Isuldur takes the ring knowing what the ring does. There is even a scene where Elrond tryes to persuade Isuldur to through the ring in Orodruin, and Isuldur refuses.

      I know they can't do without something like this in Hollywood but IMHO this screws up the plot from the book badly.

      In the book Isildur doesn't have a slight idea of what ring does, he takes it in memory of his father, Elendil, who with Gil-Galad died slaying Sauron.

      In the movie Gil-Galad is replaced with Elrond for simplicity.
    2. Aragorn taking alone on 5 Nazguls including Witch-king of Angmar and winning! They completely fscked book in that scene so I don't even want to go there.
    3. Arwen (woman) doing the job of Glorfindel (great elven warrior) fighting Nazguls too.

    They should have given the award to fourth Oscar to Sir Ian McKellen. The Oscar for the best screen play doesn't even sound funny.
  159. Chronological shooting sequence ... by GodSpiral · · Score: 2

    is great when you've got an unlimited budget, but it makes the film easier artistically, since the entire crew/cast is well aware of what has occured already, and so don't need as much direction.

    Complete amateurs, and corrupt slush fund trustees choose chronological shooting sequence, either becuase they don't know any better, or because they have lots of nephews to employ.

  160. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

    The Royal Tenenbaums wasn't neglected by the Academy. It was nominated for best original screenplay, but lost to Gosford Park. Neither was Ghost World, which was nominated for "best adapted screenplay, and lost to A Beautiful Mind.

  161. Best Picture? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    I vote with my money. If I liked Lord of the Rings enough to see it three times--in fact, it's the only film I've seen this year--while I didn't go see A Beautiful Mind even once, obviously I've voted for LotR (thrice) as the best film.

    Let's presume that other people vote with their money as well, knowingly or not--not so great a leap, given the equation of money with votes in the political arena. Then, the matter of which film was the best for a given year would be as simple as determining which film made the most money, ie., got the most votes.

    Or we could accept that opinions are like assholes, and yeah, the Academy may have different ideas of what makes one film better than another. But I don't see where the Academy advertises its opinion as any more "right" than mine or my fiancée's or even CowboyNeal's. It's certainly more publicised, and perhaps based on more filmmaking experience. . . but that's it.

    And in the end, it doesn't matter a lick to me--when it comes down to where I vote with my money, there's only one opinion that matters.

    (No, not CowboyNeal's.)

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  162. ummmm by sonnyjz · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this actually made front page news. I guess what's trash to one person is gold to another.

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    1. Re:ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you absolute moron - the tolkien trilogy (and the hobbit) and many other classic novels enrich many of our lives more than most popular media

      haven't u learned to appreciate that yet???

    2. Re:ummmm by sonnyjz · · Score: 1

      Gotta love how simpletons like to bash people they don't even know. I'm glad slashdot allows 6 year old children post here.

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  163. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 2

    Watching the Oscars(r) last night, I was really impressed by how the Academy(tm) managed to recognize a number of very good films and actors that in past years would have been neglected.

    I was very pleased to see Jim Broadbent finally get recognized for years of excellent work. In past years a black actress would never have received an Oscar(r) nomination, let alone an award, for a film like "Monster's Ball."

    "The Dish" was nice, but in no way Oscarworthy. As others have noted, the other films were recognized with nominations, but didn't win. Its hard to compete with mental illness when playing for sympathy from the Academy ;-).

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  164. Open Source Oscar by nzgeek · · Score: 1

    What is also cool about the win for Effects, is the fact that Weta uses Linux for its render farm.
    Yeah OK so do lots of other visual effects houses, but Weta won the award ok?

    1. Re:Open Source Oscar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am from New Zealand, and if i ever meet you, i will kick your ass

  165. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by moyix · · Score: 1

    I don't think that Waking life was animated--it was just a filter over live action. A very good movie though (even if it tended towards pretension when the characters were espousing philosophy).

  166. LOTR, a letdown for the first time viewer. by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    If you haven't read LOTR and watching the movie, there's a big let down. the non-ending, ending. You would expect some sort of closure, at least for the main plot/issue of the movie. When it just leaves you hanging, you feel cheated. Now when you are really in to LOTR, you know what to expect but for the ones who's never read the books it's just "WTF?? now what, what kind of ending is that". The the rest of us, it's not a ending, it's just a episode.
    So that might count against the movie on some level.
    That's just my 2 cents.

    1. Re:LOTR, a letdown for the first time viewer. by Datafage · · Score: 1

      The main point of the books is the destruction of the ring, and it was made VERY clear that this was the first of 3 movies. How could you possibly expect it to finish in the first one?

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  167. Re:Puritan war cry: What about the children!? by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Wow, could you be any more delusional, offensive, or egotistical? It's obvious to me you consider yourself superior to the majority of the American public. Guess what? You aren't.

    "It solves the problem in a way that the stupid deny themselves exposure to interesting things."

    What a wonderful way for you to feel self-righteous about your viewing habits. Did you ever stop to think that some of us prefer not to see movies with an "R" rating simply because we have more important things to think about than this image of some guy having his head blown off play through our heads the next day? Movies receive an R rating generally due to language, violence, or sexual content (and, in some rare cases, mature themes absent any of the above). Some people choose to be polite by refusing to use gutter language, and choosing to ask those using it to refrain from doing so in their presence. Some people choose to remain faithful to their spouses in both thought and action by avoiding graphic depictions of others having sexual relations. Some people choose to avoid seeing gratuitous violence because even the thought of killing another human being makes them physically ill, and movies depicting them makes them want to barf.

    "the poorer, and land owning people of the midwest have disproportunate power to that of the richer, more liberal people in the cities."

    Oy, veh, what another spurious helping of horse manure this is. Farmers are not all poor. Some are, some aren't, same as you get in cities. Land owners, similarly, are not poor. Land is a commodity by which wealth has been measured since time immemorial. As to the issue of disproporionate power, it depends on which side of the fence you sit on. Clinton stole thousands of square miles of revenue-generating land from Utah public school systems (Grand Staircase Escalante Monument) to please green-loving city folk. I choose to live by standards established since the dawn of recorded history as set down in the Ten Commandments. That I vote for legislators who think the same way simply reflects my belief that it is my obligation to support the self-interest of my self and family, the same as you do when you elect foul-mouthed womanizers with a drinking problem.

    "The poorer, more religious, people seem to eschew personal responsability in favor of a "smaller government" that's big enough to make sure that everyone isn't thinking impure thoughts."

    More pure hogwash. I take this personally simply because you are insulting my people and culture -- that of the mid-western religious family. I don't work to restrict your rights. That some do is within *their* rights, and it is your obligation to see that they do not succeed. I wrestle with civic and moral questions daily, examining each decision in light of what will help my family, community, and nation continue to function. That I choose to eliminate R rated movies from my patronage is simply an expression of my belief that most movies are crap, and I'm glad to have a large portion of them ruled out from the get-go from wasting my valuable time deciding whether to see them or not. I take personal responsibility that I am educated on views I deem important, particularly regarding Constitutional rights and technology issues. If I were to take the time to also view every twisted rated R movie made by a director who simply likes to watch women writhe around naked I would have no time for anything else.

    I take personal responsibility for helping ensure that I and my family make wholesome viewing decisions. I couldn't care less about enforcing your viewing habits, but I am grateful for the rating system simply because it means someone else is doing an unpleasant job. I am not the one cleaning latrines at the campground, picking up poop after elephants at the circus, or doing every single job at my place of employment. Others do it so I don't have to, and by simplifying and specializing in my life I am able to contribute a larger amount to my pocketbook and the welfare of the nation.

    "Personally, I think God doesn't like hypocrisy so he sends tornados to destroy their trailers."

    That's like saying "I think God doesn't like hypocrisy so makes people crazy enough to fly airplanes into large buildings".

    I sure hope that in real life you aren't as much of a bigot as your post portrays. There are decent, hard-working people who take their religious, civic, and family obligations seriously in all walks of life, and in every city, town, and rural area of the planet. That you deride them, and the efforts of the ratings boards to help people simplify their choices of entertainment, does both an injustice.

    Sure, call me and my neighbors sheeple if you want. But what I care about, I care about passionately, and I'm glad to delegate here and there so I don't go crazy from trying to be everything for everybody at once. All of life is choices. That I and others choose to use our time wisely by avoiding the worst of the filth Hollywood has to offer does not impugn your choices, nor deprive you of any essential liberties.

    As an aside, I *do* choose to view rated R movies from time to time. I decide whether or not to view them based upon reviews by my peers and whether I am interested in the subject matter. I've discovered that, in general, the ratings board seems to be right: most rated R movies have foul language, excessive violence, and strong sexual content which I would rather not see. I also do not allow my children to see these until they are of an age (17) where I won't have to wake up repeatedly in the middle of the night to deal with their terrible nightmares from the filth they have viewed.

  168. Re:Newsflash: LOTR was not the best picture of 200 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news...
    Sorry, guys, but no way in hell were The Beatles the Best New Artist of 1964. I saw 5 bands in 1964: The Beatles, The Dixie Cups, Manfred Mann, The Four Seasons, and Roy Orbison. The Beatles weren't even the third best band out of that limited selection.

    I like John Lennon, too (Yoko Ono is something else) but he wasn't the best frontman of the year, either.

    And now, even though it has nothing to do with The Beatles, I would like to once again razz the Grammys for not even nominating Dean Martin for best solo... need I go on?

    The icing on the cake is to mod me into negative numbers.

  169. Re:Mod-mentioning Signatures by Foehg · · Score: 1

    >>This will probably get modded down as flamebait
    >>or troll, but whatever.

    >I need to turn this into my signature, because
    >you f***ing no that any time someone writes
    >this, they get +5.

    You wouldn't be the first to think of it.

  170. Absolutely revolting by renehollan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Halle Berry is either the world's best actress for that Oscar acceptance speech performance, or the world's slimiest person, for the same reason. Somehow I think she falls short on the first count.

    She starts out all blubbery, in a "Me? Really?!" sort of way and ends up thanking her lawyer with an almost "Black Power Rulz!" attitude. Sorry, baby, you can't play the race card both ways. About the only redeeming part of her speech was recognition of some greater (and lesser) actresses that have come before her, who, perhaps, were cheated of recognition because of their race.

    Generally, "door-opening" by victims of systemic social discrimination has happened because individuals overcame the obstacles they faced, and were so much better than any contemporary competitors, that to deny their achievements would be clear evidence of that very discrimination, otherwise subtle, hidden, and plausibly deniable. It isn't fair to have to work harder to be just as good, certainly, but if you manage it, there can be no doubt as to your achievement. Said undeniable achievement, then, serves to destroy any bogus arguments of inability, or inadquacy. That's "door opening".

    By comparison, Berry's win suggests, if anything, that there is no racial discrimination anymore, or worse, that there is grudging "accomodation" given to produce an equity of outcome in spite of an inequity of ability that is "unfair". "See, racism is dead... Berry won an Oscar." Sadly, Berry's win shows only that racism is an embarrasment, not openly admitted, but hardly dead.

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  171. Best screenplay for FOTR? Not by a long shot by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

    I'm not going so far as to say that the adaptation was a hatchet job, but it's pretty bad. Except for the scene where Bilbo tells Gandalf that he feels he needs a permanent holiday, and the famous exchange between Frodo and Gandalf about Gollum ("Many that live deserve death," &c.--for some reason Jackson rips this scene out of context and crams it into another part of the story), the screenplay preserves hardly any of Tolkien's dialogue. Jackson's attempts to sex the story up are unfortunate (e.g. the stupid "Meet Cute" where Arwen sneaks up on Aragorn), and his attempts to make the story funny are dismal (e.g. everything that was done to Gimli, especially the "Never toss a dwarf!" line.) Important expository or character-building scenes are jettisoned in favor of fight scenes and action set-pieces, most of which either aren't in the book or which Tolkien disposes of in a paragraph or two.

    Jackson's film is entertaining enough, but to claim that it merits Best Anything awards is ridiculous. The most that can be said for it is that's it's better than most movie fantasy (one things of wretched stuff like _Legend_ or that D & D movie with Jeremy Irons.) But any script that contains stuff like the dwarf-tossing line, any other of the bits where Gimli acts like a complete fool (e.g. welcoming the Fellowship to Moria and the hospitality of his cousin Balin), a Council of Elrond scene which turns into a barroom brawl, the Gandalf-Saruman slugging match, or the completely fabricated scene where Boromir petulantly cuts himself on Narsil in Rivendell, isn't a Best Adaptation by a long shot.

  172. What's this nigger-loving bullshit!?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I just woke up and read in the news that THREE NIGGERS won the Oscars and good, proud members of the White Race like Nicole Kidman, Sir Ian McKellen and Russel Crowe are left out in the cold. If this is not racism, then I don't know what is.

    Well, excuse me! What the hell is wrong with this country?! Who let the black devils in this contest anyway?

  173. Weren't there snipers? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    ...then why weren't they used.

    Sniper 1: I have a clear shot at Nicholas Cage, should I take the shot.
    Swat Cmdr: Fire at will.

    *two shots are heard and Nicholas Cage and Will Smith fall dead*

    Oh well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

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  174. LOTR wasn't *that* good... by Wheaty18 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised it won best Cinematography. All those '360 degree heli shots' really ruined the movie for me -- how many were there, 20?

    I mean, I know it's a classic trilogy, but COME ON, no need to go overboard like that...

    1. Re:LOTR wasn't *that* good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      y'know i have to agree. i am sitting here watching the divx and they really did go a bit overboard with the sweeping shots that rise and fall and try to make you feel sick to your stomach

      i suggest smoking a little herb before the movie to give you a good base and make the experience more enjoyable

      just my $.02 (pretax)

  175. THAT'S NOT BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    it's trolling. :-)

    I honestly would love to meet someone in real life who would actually suggest and believe the idea of changing the movie's name so I could actually kick their ass. (unfortunately, that one person would probably be my mother.)

    I think I definately surround myself with people that would never suggest an obsurd idea as that though.

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  176. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Nept · · Score: 1

    Join The (Hopefully) Great Slashdot Blackout [slashdot.org] Apr 21-27

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  177. Screw the Oscars by SlayerDave · · Score: 1

    Screw the Oscars and screw Hollywood. Let's not forget that the fucking bastards that won't (ever) give Best Picture to a film like LotR are the same ones that are pushing SSSCA (or CBDTPA) through Congress right now. Boycott Hollywood!

  178. Am I the only one... by PeeOnYou2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who thought this movie sucked a fat cock? God damn that was just horrid. My $6 would have been better spent on a hammer to bang on my head. It was like 3 hours of the same relentless shit over and over. Run, hide, run, fight, hide, run, run fight, run, hide. God damn.. oooh neat-o special effects.. that must be what I paid $6 to see...

    I watched about a whole 2 hours or so of this shit and just said fuck it.. my ass hurts, the bastard in front of me gets up every 10 minutes to go smoke and comes back smelling like asshole, and this movie blows hard cock. So I left.

    But hey if you all like it, more power to you. I like a story with a little more to it.

  179. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by crevette · · Score: 1

    Obviously, I never read the book myself or it was in a parrallel universe because I sure don't remember as much fighting as in the movie! Or many many other details. I wouldn't give the book as an argument considering the way it has been bastardized.

  180. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


    You know what I wonder is if a large majority of the 'normal' population actually even knows that there will be 2 additional movies already. Or, when the previews start showing up, will they just think "Hey, looks like they decided to do a sequel to that neat LOTR movie. I wonder if it'll be any good." - just thinking that the 2 additional movies are add-ons to the first, rather than continuations on a just as grand (if not more grand) of a scale.

    My initial reaction to the end of FOTR was good, I thought the movie wrapped up nicely, and I knew that there would be more to come. However, looking back I'm not so sure that others who have not really heard of the tale will think the same. In making the movie, I'm sure Jackson did not want to leave the audience completely hanging in anticipation of a future movie, as that would be undesirable in the movie making mind, and that would leave the unknowing thinking that the movie ended badly. However, he prolly did not want to close the end up too much either, as that is not what the story does and would make it even more difficult to reopen the second movie.

    I just hope that everyone will be able to make the correct correlations and links to enjoy the movie so greatly. It'll be interesting to see some people's reactions.

  181. Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thanks to all of you for lining my pockets with sweet, sweet cash.

    Sincerely,
    Jack Valenti

  182. Preach On, Brother Lad! by Adhoc · · Score: 1

    This is the first movie I've seen which I wanted to walk out on. It had nice sets and occasional nice scenes (Moria wasn't too bad). But mostly it was pure Hollywood style cheese. Grandstanding individualists facing off against one another. The book was much more about opposing mass forces, not Aragorn vs The Super Orc, live tonight, only on Pay per view. Shallow crap. The only fault of the movie I can excuse is its (not so) subtle homoerotic subtext since the book had similar issues.

  183. But is it a good screenplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the question.

    A screenplay is more than just dialog. It has to describe the mood of the scene, the characters, the emotions that the director has to express to the audience. The question is, Is it a good screenplay? Not how closely does it resemble the book?

    The acadamy has just decided to split the award into two sections. Those whose story has been based on another medium, and those that are completly original.

  184. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Lectrik · · Score: 1

    Quoth the parent:
    My initial reaction to the end of FOTR was good, I thought the movie wrapped up nicely, and I knew that there would be more to come. However, looking back I'm not so sure that others who have not really heard of the tale will think the same.

    When i saw it on opening night there were definitely more than a few people who actually WTF'ed the end of the movie.

    and when i took a pair of my cow-orkers to see after work on christmas the one who hadn't read the book was disappointed that "it just sort of ended." Now that i've lent her the books she understands why it ended there and was glad they left out the forest, the barrows and bombadil (she was complaining for a week cuz she hadn't had much time to read that they were taking forever to get out of the forest).

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  185. LOTR a great MOVIE by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was no other movie this past year that provided me with the one thing I want most from a movie: a good story told through images. LOTR defines the ability of film as a medium to tell a wonderful story with pictures. Yes, the dialogue was weak. Yes, the character development was virtually non-existent. Yes, if you know the story, it's better than if you don't. Yes, it felt like the events in the movie took place over the course of a few days, not the months that one senses from the book. But the way Jackson told the story is the most important part of the movie. I walked out of that movie with the same feeling I get from reading the books: the feeling that I was actually there. And that results in caring about the characters and the story. In fact, the further I get from my viewing, the more I feel that this movie was one of the best I have ever seen.

    For example, the scene right after Gandalf dies. This scene was perfect. In the book, Tolkien describes the characters weeping and lamenting. And you know how bad it is, because the book does a good job of developing the relationship between Gandalf and the others. The movie might not have shown us all of that development, but when you see the characters' reaction to his death, you definitely feel what he meant to them. And it isn't just the character's reactions--Jackson slows down the pace, he shows us the fellowship sundered, scattering all over the mountain, falling down on the hard desolate rocks. Even the landscape conveys sorrow. If you look carefully, I'm sure you would recognize the use of a particular kind of filter, or a soft focus. Jackson (and his cinematographer) used the tricks and abilities of the medium to convey an incredible amount of the story through the picture. You must realize that movies are not stories driven by dialogue, but by imagery.

    Another example: the very end. You can feel just how hopeless Frodo is about his journey. Why? Because the path he and Sam face is obviously such a hard, unforgiving path (all those miles of sharp volcanic rock). The viewer doesn't need to be told the task is hard, the viewer can simply see it.

    The problem with the critics of this film is that they fail to understand that when characters say "This is hard," it is less believable than when the characters say nothing and the director simply shows the audience how hard it is. The best acting in movies is understated, because the camera itself magnifies everything. Movies are visual and the best movies tell us a story with more imagery and less explanation. To quote an oft-quoted maxim, "A picture is worth a thousand words." Movies laden with dialogue often drag and end up unfulfilling. Movies that take advantage of the medium to tell a story with pictures are generally superior. That's why I think LOTR should have won Best Picture over A Beautiful Mind. (However, A Beautiful Mind also took advantage of the medium--the audience sees Nash's hallucinations, we don't just hear Nash talk about them.) At the very least, though, LOTR won and deserved the cinematography Oscar.

    1. Re:LOTR a great MOVIE by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      My wife never stops complaining about how American film and TV insists on having to explain things all the time. Rather than just letting an image or situation speak for itself, we then have a virtual commentary explaining it all to us, ruining the whole effect. No other country feels the need to dumb it all down, and in the process, ruining what can be a good cinematic experience.

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  186. memento by bartyboy · · Score: 2

    Too bad Memento came out in 2000, making it a (potential) contender for last year's Oscars.

    1. Re:memento by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Tell that to the Academy -- it won best original screenplay last night.

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    2. Re:memento by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Sorry, my mistake... was nominated for best original screenplay. Gosford Park won that award.

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  187. Amelie *wasn't* violent by Goonie · · Score: 2
    SPOILERS FOR "AMELIE" AHEAD

    Amelie was the sweetest, lightest bit of romantic fluff I've seen in a long while. There was far more violence in Monsters Inc than there was in Amelie, which isn't hard because there zero (that's right, zero, none, zip).

    There were, however, a couple of sex scenes. One involves the main character having rather unsatisfying sex with a boyfriend, the camera close in on Amelie's face looking bored with the whole procedure. The next involves a sequence of brief vignettes depicting a variety of couples around Paris having an orgasm, in the context of Amelie sitting at the top of a hill (Montmatre?) wondering how many couples are having an orgasm at that instant. It's a very, very funny scene. Finally, Amelie plays matchmaker and two characters disappear off into the bathroom to have a quickie. This is depicted with their silhouette through the frosted glass and increasingly loud noises from the bathroom.

    Now, sure, If I was a parent of an 11-year-old, I probably wouldn't take an 11-year-old to see it either (a 14-year-old, sure). But give them horrible nightmares? Only if they've had all manner of neuroses about sex drilled into them... oh, I forgot...

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  188. Re:Puritan war cry: What about the children!? by Kibo · · Score: 1

    1) My egotism? Yeah, I probably could be more egotistical. For instance I might deem myself annointed by a magic guy in the sky to be the final arbitor of what people should be allowed to see, read, and or hear. I prefer to let individuals make individual choices. There are plenty of instances where the puritan minority tyranny excersices disproportunate control over a more liberal majority.

    2) Your delicate sensibilities. Perhaps you haven't heard of trailers, movie reviews, word of mouth etc. But these, and other venues provide a good way for people to decide if they want to see a movie. I would say I get something other than I expect maybe 2 to 5% of the time. I would expect other peoples results to be similar. But should movie makers wish to be clear and make sure that the extream minority, unable to tease a reasonable expectation out of a preview, has a little extra information, that's fine by me. But the idea that this makes it right for some people to decide what's right for other peoples kids to see is crap. People should raise their own kids, see personal responsability.

    3) Poor Farmers. Look at a graph of wealth over a map of the united states. How many square feet do you think you can get for a 1000$ in podunk arkansas? Your sophistry aside, even a quick look at the electoral college will show your claim for the sham it is. Not that we couldn't look further, say to the fact that cities pay for telephones, among other things, for the more remote areas.

    4) Small Government, as long as it's big enough to force other people think like us. Small government, according to the puritans should determine what magazines are allowed to be sold in each local community, what movies are allowed to be viewed, what people in large cities thousands of miles away should be allowed to hear on the radio, watch on tv, oh and the particular brand of Jehova that should be the offical sponser of the school day. That is hypocrisy.

    5) "Hey I'm personally responsible, and I completely endorse a system that tells people how to raise their kids!" And while you might not care what I watch now, someone just like you wanted to make sure I would have to make an extra effort to see some movies when I was younger. At least the kids seeing movies now, they won't feel this way, at least if they live in the cities. While the restrictions remain, they certainly don't seem enforced.

    6) Bad Simile Theater. If you wanted to end the discussion, why not just bring up Nazi's and Hitler. Not that I don't find spurious comparisions ammusing mind you. I'm fine with being a bigot (everyone has their areas of inflexibility). But if you expect me to tolerate your intoleance, I must ask you do the same for me :). But you're right, the silly and arbitrary ideas of what passes for approved and not approved content, they don't apply to me anymore. I'm over 18 and I don't live where people care what I entertain myself with. But the fact that it doesn't directly affect me, doesn't make it right.

    And as an aside, if you decide, with a little help from your friends, which movies you should be seeing, and assumably previews, reviews et al, what exactly do you get from the ratings system? But most importantly the part of the ratings system that prevents (in theory) other peoples kids from seeing a movie you don't approve of.

    You seem like the kind of guy who might not have much of a problem with Commando, but would think Pulp Fiction would be way out of bounds for kids, even young teenagers. What's really funny is how this might come back to haunt your kids later. One of my friends was raised like that. And when it comes to the cultural knowledge a larger group of people assume to be common, he's uncommonly deficent. Sometimes he might take a little crap for it, but what's probably even worse are the times when it's not exactly appearent, but he can't really participate. While each incident, might be meaningless in and of itself, I think the pattern probably has an impact. It'd be an interesting sociology experiment.

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  189. A Little Dissapointed with LoTR Visual Effects by stu42j · · Score: 1

    I finally saw LoTR on Saturday and I was a little bit disappointed with the visual effects. I found the fake hobbit feet short legs to be rather unconvincing and there was some "blue screening" that was kind of distracting.

    But then again, there was some pretty neat stuff as well. And I was in the second row, about 12 feet from the screen. Plus, I haven't seen the other two movies that were nominated for Visual Effects so maybe it deserved the Oscar anyway.

  190. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1
    Just go over the list of past Oscar winners, (and losers), and you pretty quickly get the idea that the Oscars are NOT about the best picture, best actor etc. How many great actors have had to wait for the 'lifetime achievement' award? Here in Australia, there was all this speculation, (in the media, at least, not at home, or at work, or anywhere else I go), about how there were so many Australians nominated, (including New Zealanders who becom Australians because they lived here for a while, and didn't end up on the dole but made it big), and, hence, by implication, there were going to be many winners. Well of course, hardly any of them won. It is all about looking after your friends, the USA, etc. LOTR, even though it was the best film I have seen in a long time, was never going to win big because it was directed by a New Zealander, in New Zealand.

    Ron Howard, as much as I like some of his films, (try Apollo 13, not some of that other c**p), was always going to get the most awards for his film just because it was American, and better than the rest of the American films.

    Denzel Washington, while he is a good actor, should get an award for a good film he acted in, not just another trashy, "excuse for violence", cop film.

    And finally, to prove my point, how about the two awards for Pearl Harbour, just about the most blatent case of, "We can't really give it an award for anything, it's such a turkey, we'll give it best sound and best sound editing".

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  191. Effects it deserved it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say that the movie had stunning effects. However the movie was a dissapointment as an adaptation. The added love plot was unnescesary, gandalf was overplayed, the half hour intro could have been replaced by the actual events of the book. I could go on but I won't. All in all it was a true disapointment and I hope that people would learn how to read and find out that the movie had substandard characters and plotline. Way to ruin another one Hollywood.

  192. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2
    Then FotR fails as a movie (which it doesn't.) And shouldn't have even been nominated until the 2nd to films came out. (Which I don't agree with.) As far as the Academy - and people in film who are smarter than they are, for that matter - is concerned, films stand or fall on their own merits, end of story.

    In terms of your central claim, I think you're wrong. Although Godfather 2 completely revises your understanding of the characters in Godfather, Godfather stands well on its own.

    I don't think the lack of a strong central character has anything to do with why LotR lost, btw. I think it was always a close race; I would have like to see LotR win, but frankly genre pictures always have a disadvantage going into it. I, too, doubt that Two Towers has a crack (of Doom!) at the Oscars next year, but Return of the Je^H^HKing might.

  193. Last of The Retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Tottally fucking crappy overrated piece of shit.

    1. Re:Last of The Retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so insightful

      and well-put

      go watch - what the hell would you watch? i can't even imagine

    2. Re:Last of The Retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward wrote:
      > so insightful
      > and well-put

      That's all this ass crawl deserves.

  194. Re:74th birthday party! Everyone will be invited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    test.

  195. That's because.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The oscars aren't so much about achievment but patting ones self on the back.

    Look at the John Williams 'tribute' to scores. Every third one was one of his own. Call me crazy, but if I was famous, doing a tribute, I wouldn't be sounding my own god damned horn.

    Ah well, the night provided some entertainment. When Sting came on, I kept thinking, "Feyd Rautha.."

  196. Re:Best screenplay for FOTR? Not by a long shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading idiots like you makes me understand better how Hollywood and the Oscars work.

    There must be something in the air or water there which turns people into clueless fucks.

  197. Re:Best makeup? I think not by jason_hutchens · · Score: 1

    Perhaps that makes up for 2001 not winning?

  198. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you say 'bigoted hollywood types pick pc best actor/actress/movie instead of LOTR'

    We have to pick someone because we've never picked someone of that ethnicity.

  199. In Praise of LoTR Dissent by screwballicus · · Score: 2
    For those of you who believe, like I do, that LoTR got, not only as much honour as was due it, but far more than was due it at the Oscars, here's a delicious piece of vicious criticism. Not very pithy, but satisfyingly vicious.

    My personal position is that character development was so completely absent from the movie that there was no real reason I could find to sympathise with any of the characters. Sure, the world's about to end, but if the world ends and I don't identify with any of the characters in it, the accompanying dramatic flourishes will just seem tacked on. And so they did in LoTR. What can I say? The music was largely of an unimaginative, generic canned orchestral variety. Characters were thrown into the plot in medias res. It had about the Action Scene/Character Development Scene ratio of Commando (but I'll stop my kvetching...)

  200. LOTR over again by Alehandro · · Score: 0

    I can't say that LOTR was a state of art but it was as close as Gladiator for example. I like the idea that the movie is shot on 60mm film and not on digital crup which is really common in Hollywood. You even can see that it was shot on the mountains for real.( The mountain scene has more blue because of UV). Cinematography is great you can really feel that you're there. It deserve the oscar there. Computer graphics is great. It showes what Maya and Linux cluster can do:). Makeup. Someone said that POTA is better. I agree POTA was much better. But still LOTR deserves oscar too. Support actor - LOTR should won it as well but some crup like Beautiful Mind (Most idiotic movie I've seen) took over. After all book is always better just because you visualize yourself. Well my visualization and Jackson's are different. I wouldn't imaging Liv Taylor saving Frodo. LOL. I think she is a biggest assplug in the movie. Mr Jackson is trying to put her whatever he can, then in the book she is just a minor figure. And I didn't think that Arven looks like Liv Taylor anyways. I expected something more bautiful:). Galadriel in LOTR looked like she can be hellowen witch. Again expected something more then queen Ann look.:) All story line is shifter into kinda love romance story and ring is just a secondary object. And at last: It really feels like Frodo taking out his watch and saying "Holly shit boys we have only 3 and half hours to get to the Lorien" we should be fast. In the book all trip there and back took almost 2 years. In Jackson's it may take a week or 2 max.

  201. LOTR or Harry Potter will never get best picture by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
    all the voters want to show how important and meaningful Hollywood is by choosing the film that's serious and has a meaningful message.
    If it's not made in Hollywood it won't get the Oscar - it's surprising enough that LOTR got the awards that it did, especially since the Weta guys are not based in Hollywood. Face it, it's not a global award, but a USA event - if LOTR didn't have an American actor in it then it wouldn't have got a single award - Hollywood funding or not. This in not necessarily a bad thing, but it is something that people should remember each year when the awards come out - it's not award for the best picture in the world but the best picture in the USA.

    Seriously, which film is going to be remembered in a couple of years (or really a couple of weeks) - Training Day or Harry Potter?

    Best Original Screenplay for "Gosford Park" shows the lack of originality in Hollywood. It must be time for another three asteriod movies, a couple more Robin Hoods released in the same year, or a few more sixties sitcom remakes.

  202. Re:Why does the academy love Mentally ill/challeng by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

    For example Rain Man, Forrest Gump, A Beautiful Mind.

    Gee, I don't know, perhaps because all of the movies you listed were good movies?

  203. Why Fellowship didn't win best picture by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

    At it's heart, AMPAS is a very conservative, very predictable organization. The Academy tends to be very elitist in it's choices for Oscars. The last time I saw unbiased, gutsy voting on their part was back -- well, I haven't lived that long.

    Unfortunately, Fellowship comes from a genre of dubious pedigree. Some fantasy movies, like Willow, are entertaining, but hardly world class. Some, like Labyrinth, are only notable because they starred David Bowie. Until this year, few were truly outstanding.

    On the other hand, the esteemed members of the Academy can vote for a movie like A Beautiful Mind. It stars Russell Crowe, a very capable actor whom I think generally does really good work, whatever he stars in. Jennifer Connolly also did a good job. We all knew Ron Howard could direct after Apollo 13.

    But that's not the point. More than anything, A Beautiful Mind is the type of film with which the Academy feels comfortable voting, despite the fact that, underneath, it's nothing more than an exhumed and reanimated version of Shine, with the brilliant-but-tortured musician replaced with the brilliant-but-tortured mathematician.

    Today sees movie producers and directors routinely designing movies to target the Oscar judges. Pick a story they'll vote for (usually based on a well-written-but-not-well-read book), veteran actors with a lot of political karma, lobby like an Enron exec, and if the film has any quality at all, it might be a contender for "best picture".

    -_-_-_-_-_-

    I've looked: I don't think a science fiction or fantasy movie has *ever* won one of the big 3 Oscars. Even powerhouse movies like Star Wars, 2001 and Crouching Tiger were unable to break through. They're always placated with technical achievement awards and then sent on their way.

  204. How ignorant can you be, Taco?! by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    "including Cinematography, Makeup, Music (Score), and Visual Effects. " At least they have 2 more chances for Best Picture or Best Director. They definitely deserved the ones they got."

    ...proving, I suppose, that the Academy aren't the ONLY nitwits with not a clue of what they're talking about. Shore's score may not have been the absolute *worst* licks-balls bad score of the year, but it was close.

    The man can't compose his way out of a wet paper sack, but ignoramuses like you and the Academy hand him an Oscar just so LotR will get one more. Like to you it's some sort of weird math, "this movie deserves this many Oscars!" instead of "This ASPECT of this movie deserves AN Oscar", which if you were half the computer geek you claim to be, you'd realize, Taco.

    Of course, you morons all have to stop for a moment and scratch your heads to remember that movies come with music. Apparently if it doesn't include screaming lyrics and electric guitars, people think it's not worthy of notice.

    Frankly, Shore's score was the biggest disappointment in the entire movie (that and the presence of Liz "Can't Act" Tyler). Those who claim his score is good film music, don't know what good film music IS. Shore's Oscar was politics, plain and simple, and totally undeserved. Just like Horner didn't get an Oscar for Braveheart's score, which was hands-down the best film score of its year - politics. So quit yammering about "deserve". The Oscars are utter garbage and deserve to be ignored.

    -Kasreyn

    --
    Kasreyn: Cheerfully playing the part of Devil's Advocate to hairtrigger /. flamers since 1999.
  205. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Grab · · Score: 2

    LotR vs Star Wars: based on current showing, I'd say that's a no-brainer, LotR all the way. Remember that Two Towers is the start of the major battle sequences. Can you think of much more impressive than the siege of Gondor and the Rohirrim riding, especially based on the evidence of the start of Fellowship with the elves and humans fighting Sauron? And the fight choreographer on LotR is so damn good, the Jedi fight scenes in SW just don't look a patch on it.

    Grab.

  206. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by Grab · · Score: 2

    Well, it's same as Empire Strikes Back. It just kind of ends, but you know there's another film which'll pick up the story. Nothing wrong with that, and ppl who don't get that are a bit dumb.

    Grab.

  207. Re:How many do you think Two Towers is going to wi by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    No, you're wrong. It's a stand alone movie and any failings withing that movie can (And will be critiqued).

    If they wanted them to be critiqued as one, they should have released them as one. They didn't, so they are open to criticism. Once all three are released as a boxed set, then they can critique them as a whole but the whole point of critics is to discuss a movie so you can think about whether you want to see it or not.

    If the plot was not clear to people without seeing all three or having read the books, then that would be a problem. I don't think that was the case, as I never read the books and I understood and enjoyed it.