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The Sims Overtake Myst

krugdm writes "Gamespot is reporting that The Sims has now sold 6.3 million copies and has overtaken Myst as the best-selling PC game ever." My Sims lie dormant awaiting a wine that can breath life into them once again. I just have been too busy to reboot.

282 comments

  1. Good by govtcheez · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Finally, postcards from someone's vacation move into 2nd.

  2. And yet... by rotor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Quake is number one on the Slashdot Poll today. Are geeks really that prone to violence?

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    1. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gamespot is reporting..."

      I got the same press release in my email box too. So did every game site on the net. You call that reporting? Quit pimping some goddamned CNET site just because you're so stupid and lazy to do anything but cut and paste.

    2. Re:And yet... by DiCeR · · Score: 1

      No - I dont think "geek" are more probe to violence than other people that play games on computers.
      <br>
      <br>But Quake changed the world... The first <i>real</i> fully 3D FPS game. I remember walking up to a piece of armour for the first time and just look at it rotate... It was a real, 3D object! Not just some static bitmap! This was what all the FPS games afterwards got measured up against.
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      I have a really hard time imagining "The Sims" making that kind of an impact.

  3. This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.

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    1. Re:This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you have it wrong, you like to GET IT in the butt.

  4. to busy makink ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me thinks so

  5. Sims are disturbing by meshko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always thought that the games like Sims are disturbing. I mean it's one thing to play a game were you do somethign you can't really do in the real life , like waste hordes of orcs or travel throught the City of Doors, but play in life?

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    1. Re:Sims are disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In real life it doesn't take you all day to walk around all the rooms in your house...or maybe you have way more money than the rest of us.

      All I know is, I really wanna know where I can hire the maid to come in and spotlessize my house for 10 - 20% of my entry level pay.

    2. Re:Sims are disturbing by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

      I have Zoo Tycoon, I want the Sims, but the price hasn't come down on it enough for me to buy it. I like Zoo Tycoon, managing the money, and building little scenes. It's like watching an ant farm :-)

      I have to say a positive impact of the game is that it is helped me with budgeting skills :-)

      I also have Majesty, although the limited character lines are a little annoying, and there aren't so many options for building. Durnit if the trolls don't always go for your marketplace first!

    3. Re:Sims are disturbing by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      I dig Zoo Tycoon, too. Its fun trying to get everything just right, and then suddenly a Thompson's Gazelle gets sick and you gotta cure him before guests complain, and other animals get unhappy. Good stuff.

    4. Re:Sims are disturbing by praedor · · Score: 2

      Ok,NOW the game sounds interesting...Will this maid be a French Maid in a sexy, short maid outfit? Will she take it off? Will she do other nifty stuff?


      No? She'll just clean the frickin' house? What a frickin' STUPID game! Back to hoards of orcs. Mumble, mumble, pussy Sims game, mumble, mumble, retards play it, mumble, mumble.

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    5. Re:Sims are disturbing by realgone · · Score: 4, Funny
      I mean it's one thing to play a game were you do somethign you can't really do in the real life... but play in life?

      You obviously haven't seen my kitchen sink recently. Those chore-loving Sims are high fantasy, far as I'm concerned. =)

    6. Re:Sims are disturbing by nexex · · Score: 2

      I think instead of another expansion pack, why not release something like this..."Sims: The Adult Version". Now that would be fun. Everyday is a new adventure ;)

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    7. Re:Sims are disturbing by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, totally :-) those critters have a short shelf life...

      The large cats you can never please so easily, and lord knows the elephants will crap more than your zookeepers can clean it up :-)

      I wish the APE Editor was a better program to use tho :\ to make new animals.

      OTOH, loosing one of the cheats on the game and seeing everyone running from the white birds or spontaneously puking is pretty amusing :-)

    8. Re:Sims are disturbing by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      My favorite is to knock down one of the sections of fence in the tiger cage, and watching them attack the guests. Or, throw a tiger or lion in with the gazelles. There is a chase, a big, cartoon-style cloud of dust, then a happy tiger.

    9. Re:Sims are disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the bath/shower with the nude patch is as fun as it gets.

    10. Re:Sims are disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well I'm so lazy to create an account, so..
      I'll stick with the coward one.

      anyway, The sims is the number one best seller because we don't BUY the REAL games (the orcs and killing ones), we download them from the internet, and the people who get games like the sims are grown up people that won't play quake 3 arena with his son. if we ALL buy quake or medal of honor, or return to castle wolfenstein, the sims record would stink.

    11. Re:Sims are disturbing by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

      YES! My boyfriend was surprised when the wolf killed the giraffe. It was weird to see the giraffe running away from the wolf. Email me at gonzocanuck@hotmail.com if you'd like to trade zoos :-)

  6. Hold on... by Lazarus+Short · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a second, Taco! You don't have time to reboot, but you would have time to put into the massive time-sucking vortex called The Sims?

    Something's wrong here.

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  7. Non-violent games by CrazyJoel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's weird that the top games are these non-violent, non-gorey games. But, the violent games far outnumber the non-violent ones.

    That's unless you like trapping your sims in small shacks and setting fire to them.

    Oh, and Mortimer punched me when I stole his wife.

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    1. Re:Non-violent games by 0xB · · Score: 1

      the violent games far outnumber the non-violent ones

      Therefore violent games, as a whole, may outsell non-violent ones.

      But individual violent titles, with more competition, fail to sell as well as individual non-violent titles.

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    2. Re:Non-violent games by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

      Reasons that they're top games:
      broad user base
      generally priced lower faster (although seeing the sims still $30 shocks me)
      many of them produced and many flops

      then there's also top violent games that do quite well. you have probably an equal proportion of non-violent game flops to successes as you do in the violent game market.

    3. Re:Non-violent games by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Therefore violent games, as a whole, may outsell non-violent ones.

      But individual violent titles, with more competition, fail to sell as well as individual non-violent titles.

      Yeah, but there is the flip side: there (supposedly) aren't as many nonviolent games, therefore potential gamers interested in nonviolent games don't get into games, therefore nonviolent games don't sell.

  8. Shouldn't it really be by whoda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS Solitaire? It's come with every version of PC based Windows I've ever seen.

    1. Re:Shouldn't it really be by pcwhalen · · Score: 1

      You presume users to be buyers....

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    2. Re:Shouldn't it really be by Shagg · · Score: 4, Funny

      It gets disqualified from the official tally because MS has a monopoly in the windows card gaming market.

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    3. Re:Shouldn't it really be by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

      Best selling video game ever. Solitaire isn't a stand-alone video game. It comes included with Windows, which is what people are buying.

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    4. Re:Shouldn't it really be by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      It gets disqualified from the official tally because MS has a monopoly in the windows card gaming market.

      Actually, it doesn't.

    5. Re:Shouldn't it really be by zulux · · Score: 2

      If you think of outwitting bugs and dodging secutity vunerablilitys as a game, then yes! Microsoft products have sold more copies than any othere game ever made!

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    6. Re:Shouldn't it really be by mbbac · · Score: 1

      Best-selling. No one sells MS Solitare. Just like no one sells MS Internet Explorer.

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    7. Re:Shouldn't it really be by Shagg · · Score: 2

      It was a lame attempt at humor.

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      Unix is user friendly, it's just selective about who its friends are.
    8. Re:Shouldn't it really be by joshuaos · · Score: 3, Funny

      I prefer mindsweeper. I spend my entire ninth grade year of highschool playing that game. Come to think of it, that was my last year...

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    9. Re:Shouldn't it really be by hummer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes that's correct your honour.... Solitaire is 'Integrated' with Windows. We can't possibly remove it without breaking the operating system.

      hummer

    10. Re:Shouldn't it really be by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      Last week I was riding home on the Metro and I saw a lot of handhelds in use, so I took a little shoulder-surfing survey:

      5 PalmOS
      2 PocketPC/WinCE

      All playing solitare...

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    11. Re:Shouldn't it really be by felipeal · · Score: 1

      Solitaire isn't a stand-alone video game. It comes included with Windows, which is what people are buying.

      That's true. In fact, Solitaire is not even a game, it's part of the operating system. You cannot remove it from the system and replace it with another game (like pysol), the operating system woudln't work without it...

    12. Re:Shouldn't it really be by alec314159 · · Score: 0

      They didn't kick you out for playing it, they kicked you out for being dumn enough to like that silly game.

    13. Re:Shouldn't it really be by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      they kicked you out for being dumn

      Yes, it happens every autumb.

    14. Re:Shouldn't it really be by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      you should come to my calc class..
      30 ti-calcs of various models all playing tetris :)

    15. Re:Shouldn't it really be by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      Someone should write a calculator program for the gameboy, then you could play better games in class while still being able to claim that you are doing work. [sigh]

    16. Re:Shouldn't it really be by ahess247 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember when "Zork" followed the words "best selling computer game."

      Sigh. I must be getting old.

    17. Re:Shouldn't it really be by patrick687 · · Score: 1

      Actually, back in 10th grade, a friend of mine took an old TI-80 and gutted it and managed to get the smaller Gameboy (Gameboy Pocket?) to fit in the TI-80 case somehow. Looked exactly like the calculator (he used part of the case to hide the game cartrige too). Never got caught with it either. One of the coolest ways to pass time in class IMO. Wish he'd have taken some pictures of it before it got stolen :(.

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  9. Consensus by geogeek6_7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This game has also produced 6.3 million examples of why humans shouldn't be God.

    1. Re:Consensus by cornflux · · Score: 1

      Indeed. My wife has somehow (albeit, lovingly) allowed three couples (mixed sexes and races) to inter-marry and all live in the same house... harmoniously!

      Drew Carey even came over once for a party.

      These events would (should?) never happen!

    2. Re:Consensus by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 1

      If you want to play GOD then how about Dungeon Keeper... at least there if your minions don't do what you want you can slap em around or tourture them or scrafice them to yourself!

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    3. Re:Consensus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Indeed. My wife has somehow (albeit, lovingly) allowed three couples (mixed sexes and races) to inter-marry and all live in the same house... harmoniously!"

      If you believe events like this should never happen, then I can tell you of one event that realy shouldn't happen...you breeding!

      What insults you about a white (or any color) marrying a black (or any color)? What displeases you about this? It shouldn't even be an annoyance...it isn't your business. Are they supposed to make you happy with there choice of a mate? If you think this is true, then be prepared for a very sad life. That goes for any other combination concievable.

    4. Re:Consensus by ZiZ · · Score: 1
      "Ok, I'm bored with this now. Let's do something else."

      I own the Sims and Myst both. Both have been played - maybe - four hours total. On the other hand, I have now purchased several copies of CivII, due to wearing out the manual, CD, reference page, et cetera on previous copies...

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    5. Re:Consensus by SirRichardPumpaloaf · · Score: 1

      I think the astonishment is that six people could all be married to each other at once. Save your outrage for real bigotry, there wasn't any in that posting.

    6. Re:Consensus by cornflux · · Score: 2
      Dearest Coward:
      1. breathe
      2. re-read
      3. think
      4. type
      5. breathe
      6. proof-read
      7. post
      At least one person did.
    7. Re:Consensus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear G BUsh uses it to plan his new economic social models for this next Bills.

    8. Re:Consensus by batwingTM · · Score: 1
      I have both "Tha Sims" and "Civ 2". Both are excellent games IMHO. Civ 2 would out rank The Sims for me because
      1. It has far more replayability value without the need for add-ons
      2. YOU get to attempt to take over the world
      3. have you ever tried to play the sims for 40hrs straight, I haven't, but I have with Civ 2.


      That's my two cents anyway
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    9. Re:Consensus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What displeases you about this?

      What displeases me is politically correct fucktards with their heads up their asses who can't read and understand a fucking comment.

  10. The only reason the sims have sold so many copies by planet_telex · · Score: 0

    is because this game is also geared towards woman players which make up nearly 50% of the gaming market (no joke).

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  11. Mr. Malda by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here you go. BTW you are most welcome. :)

    http://www.transgaming.com/gamepage.php?gameid=9

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  12. only 6.3 million copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many copies of minesweeper did Microsoft sell? See, that's the best-selling PC game ever.

    1. Re:only 6.3 million copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero. It's a critical, integrated part of the operating system.

  13. the sims new gaming model by macsox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    one of the most revolutionary things about the sims is that a second version has not been important for so long -- that they can add more and more to the game with simple expansion packs that are relatively simple to create but hugely profitable.

    it will be interesting to see where this model continues to go -- release a fairly simple but intricate and engaging first version and add to it continuously, for a fee.

    1. Re:the sims new gaming model by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Yeh the Sims is apparently in a different market totally from other computer games. You wouldn't catch any hardcore gamer paying $30 for what is basically skins and bug fixes, but the Sims with their going 4 expansion packs has managed to get people to do exactly that. And an interesting thing about the sims community is that they expect people to pay for skins and ingame objects. Most of the successful sims skins and objects sites are going pay. I highly doubt anyone would pay for access to a site just because they had quake3 skins or extra weapons that really are just hacked up versions of the old ones.

    2. Re:the sims new gaming model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hardly think this is a new gaming model... remember that for example, MS Flight Simulator was the base, and you can buy the additions like other planes for more $$$'s? Or that you can purchase optional scenery for places where the land was otherwise undetailed, and this goes waaaay back to MS/FS 2, I think.

      Back then I had a Hercules Monographics card in my IBM PC clone..., an Amdek A310 mono monitor, and booted to MS-DOS 2.20 or whatever it was in the mid-80's..., and what you call the "new model" already existed then. Expansions in fact, could be looked at as being of the same "model" as the optional hint book, which I recall they had for some Infocom TEXT GAMES (remember them?)

      ~Me.

  14. Annoying game by homer_ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time scale always annoyed me. Click on the sink and it takes 20min (game time) to put away the dishes. Click on the radio and it takes 15 min to walk across the room to turn it on. You have to wake up 2 hrs before work for enough time to shit, shower and shave and then eat breakfast. Where do they get these lazy fucks?

    1. Re:Annoying game by orangesquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say its a fairly accurate representation of real life.. I get up two hours before school so I can read slashdot and freshmeat in the mornings!

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    2. Re:Annoying game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spend at least an hour and a half on the shitter reading a book in the morning.. it's pretty damned accurate for me. :-) Takes me 2-3 hours in the morning to get ready for work.

    3. Re:Annoying game by recursiv · · Score: 1

      god damned lazy hippy fucks.

      I got of bed at 8:32 am this morning, brushed my teeth, got dressed, got my shit together, and caught a 8:39 bus to get to work by 9. What the fuck are you doing to get ready?

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    4. Re:Annoying game by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 2, Funny

      Washing?

    5. Re:Annoying game by recursiv · · Score: 1

      I prefer to perform my bathing in the evening hours.

      And as for the reason everyone at work makes fun of me, it's only because they can't recognize good style.

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    6. Re:Annoying game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      (+1, Insightful)

    7. Re:Annoying game by kerrbear · · Score: 2
      Time scale always annoyed me. Click on the sink and it takes 20min (game time) to put away the dishes....

      I kinda don't get why anybody likes this game at all. I got it for a Christmas present and I started playing it. My Sim kept leaving trash all around his house- so I had to make him go around and clean up all the time. I said to myself "Shoot, I gotta clean up in the real world all the time, what's so fun about cleaning up in the virtual world?" Honestly, the game is so much like real life that it becomes just as tedious as real life. I play games to get away from reality, not to experience more of it.

    8. Re:Annoying game by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I think they used me as an example:

      7:00 am
      alarm goes off -- Howard Stern
      8:00
      get out of bed, wander downstairs
      turn on radio downstairs
      check email
      8:20
      check slashdot
      8:30
      bathroom
      use toilet
      write in journal
      8:45
      get in shower
      9:10
      finish shower
      9:15
      start shaving
      9:30
      finish shaving
      brush teeth
      get dressed
      9:35
      finish fixing hair
      9:40
      check mail again
      check if there are any new slashdot entries
      9:50
      get cherios and glass of water
      browse some random web site
      10:15
      put on shoes
      find keys, wallet, etc...
      10:20
      leave for work

      etc.. i really wish i was exaggerating.

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    9. Re:Annoying game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least we don't have to smell YOU.

    10. Re:Annoying game by daeley · · Score: 2

      While I agree with you about the time scale annoyance factor ("finish your breakfast already you fscking...click click click....."), you could say that it's made up for by how fast it is to demolish walls and replace them with an entirely new house. :)

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    11. Re:Annoying game by secolactico · · Score: 1

      I considered doing this for a while (washing in the evening). Unfortunately I found out that the only reason I drink coffee is because of the taste. The thing that really wakes me up and gets me going in the morning is a cold shower.

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    12. Re:Annoying game by vrai · · Score: 1

      Brilliant - by following your example I can go to work smelly and unwashed! That'll be worth the 15 minute saving in the morning! I'll never again have the problem of people standing too close on tube, fantastic.

    13. Re:Annoying game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw, when does school start for you? where are you located? just interested because 2 hours would mean to get up at 5 am for me :-(

  15. Fun by matth · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's always fun to invite your neighbors over to your house and then as they get confortable and think you're nice, suddenly invest in some walls and keep them there hostage! MUAHAHAH =)

    1. Re:Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you are thinking of even worse evil, sims will not associate with any other sim at all if they are trapped in a room with no doors.

  16. Sorry by Kizzle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I would like to make a meaningful comment but my energy meter is too low.

    1. Re:Sorry by Nighttime · · Score: 1

      Heh. I realised that I'd been playing The Sims too much when I started thinking about my various needs in terms of Sim status bars.

      Oop! Bladder bar turning red. Back in a minute.

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    2. Re:Sorry by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Funny

      My girlfriend and I started doing the same thing - "my hunger bar is turning red," "just let me finish maxing my fun bar, then I'll work on the social bar." The most frightening Sims moment is when she stood behind my chair waiting to talk to me while I was playing Sims, in which the Sims character was playing a computer game while his partner waited to talk to him.

  17. Why? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 2, Funny
    'Cause you can't lock those annoying brothers from Myst into a doorless room and watch as the pee themselves.

    Says something about human nature, eh?

    Or does that just speak volumes about me?

    Perhaps I should keep these observances to myself.

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can... you can put the white page from the marker switch by the dock into the book behind the fireplace and let G'hen (or whatever his name was) do one better on the brothers than just lock them in a doorless room.

      Myst never considered bodily functions, (you notice your persona never eats, sleeps, or does anything else, for that matter,) but you know in the back of your mind that being trapped in alternative universes which are otherwise empty and void of anything at all, the brothers are peeing all over themselves.

      ~Me.

  18. Haven't seen anything yet by AgentStarks · · Score: 1

    Wait until more people get to playing CounterStrike or the new Warcraft.... The Sims has nothing compared to those

    1. Re:Haven't seen anything yet by MisterBlister · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Wait until more people get to playing CounterStrike or the new Warcraft.... The Sims has nothing compared to those

      The Sims has MASS MARKET appeal. That's why its the #1 selling game of all time.

      Sure, CS and Warcraft3 and Doom3 appeal greatly to the 'hardcore' gaming crowd, but that market is insignificant next to the throngs of women, men, adults, children of all ages who think The Sims is a lot of fun.

      And I hate to break it to you, but these games (CS, Warcraft) aren't ever going to appeal to the mass market -- unless later iterations are changed to the point of pissing off the existing players, that is.

  19. Wine by anpe · · Score: 2

    My Sims lie dormant awaiting a wine that can breath life into them once again

    Mine sleep in vomit : wine abuse ?

  20. I would pay $39.95 by pcwhalen · · Score: 2, Funny

    for a mod to put my Sims on the Myst island.

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    1. Re:I would pay $39.95 by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you could have little people following around a guy in a white suit exclaiming "Smiles everyone, smiles!"

  21. Mod parent -1, Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text.

    Wait. That IS text!

  22. It's really no surprise... by DarklordJonnyDigital · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't remember the last time a game had so much TV advertising devoted to it... at least in the UK. Is it really any surprise that a game with such a wide potential audience and so much advertising is the such a high-selling game?

    1. Re:It's really no surprise... by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

      Here in the United States I've never seen one TV commercial for it. I suppose it's just different marketing schemes for different markets.

    2. Re:It's really no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor in NZ - the only advertising I've ever seen for it is in the usual junkmail from the local electronics stores, among all the other products.

  23. Sims and Wine - just say yes by WillSeattle · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look, you can even buy a distro (Mandrake) where they bundle in The Sims. And the bonus is you can then play Warcraft III when it's released, becuase it includes a sub to transgaming.

    So reboot already. The time for Linux to be the gaming platform of the future is now. Windows is dead, and Bill G is starting to realize this. Good thing he cashed out a lot of money for his (actually good) Foundation.

    Got me The Sims. Gonna get Warcraft III. Need Black and White for WINE next.
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    1. Re:Sims and Wine - just say yes by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfotunately, as far as I know, none of the expansion kits works in Wine yet. So you can buy the Mandrake distro + The Sims for Linux (which isn't available without the distro) and play the basic version which has already been out for a couple years - no Hot Date, no Livin' Large, no Vacation, and pay another $60+ for the privilege of doing so. This was true at least as of a month and half ago, when I signed up for Transgaming and was deeply disappointed by that and other aspects of the effort.

    2. Re:Sims and Wine - just say yes by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      So, when will "SUSE: Hot date" be out?

  24. Question by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

    "I just have been too busy to reboot."

    Does that mean you're too busy to play as well?

    1. Re:Question by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      I personally would assume not. Playing a game really doesn't require that much time... as long as you can pause or minimize it when the boss walks by.
      If, however, your boss walks by and instead of seeing logs being tailed endlessly (making it look like you're doing work is immeasurably more fun than actually doing said 'work') he sees that pesky little start button... you might as well clean out your desk.

      ...Everyone is entitled to my opinion

  25. Quake Plug In by A.Soze · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for a plug-in that lets me go house to house and frag my Sims at leisure. Then I'll feel like a God...

    "Goodness, how did you people ever live long enough to invent tools?"
    -Hobbes (the tiger, not the philosopher)

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    1. Re:Quake Plug In by mip · · Score: 1
      "Goodness, how did you people ever live long enough to invent tools?"
      -Hobbes (the tiger, not the philosopher)

      What? Hobbes the tiger _is_ a philosopher ;)
  26. this is not surprising by wugmump · · Score: 1

    it's the ultimate chick game. my wife must have played it for more than 200 hours before she finally came to her senses.

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    1. Re:this is not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your sig is from upright citizens brigade! you're a fucking genius!

  27. WHO? ME? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'M NOT PRONE TO VIOLENCE! *crushes the chair against the wall*
    DO YOU HEAR ME? *whacks the keyboard as he types*

    DAMNIT! I'M NOT PRONE TO VIOLENCE YOU FRIGGING ROTOR! GRRRR!

    :o)

  28. More counterstrike players? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't we have enough flaming morons playing this fine, fine game already? It's a rare piece of software that can have so much allure that the idiodic user base can't destroy it.

  29. Don't be silly... NETHACK is the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of you gosh darn high falutin geeks with yer GOOEYs and whatnot.
    Why, in MY day...we had only text-mode console games AND WE LIKED 'EM.

    ADVENTURE, ROGUE, NETHACK ...Forever!

  30. Only one problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The expansion packs have to be worth shelling out $20-40 for, and the last two haven't been. The middle expansion pack was so annoying (cockroaches and flies, anyone?) I uninstalled the game and haven't played it since.

  31. Dolls by Sludge · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Sims has capitalised on a very smart way of getting grown men (amongst others) to play with dolls.

    Gender repression denial is a hugely untapped market.

    1. Re:Dolls by 56ker · · Score: 1

      "to play with dolls" - er no! Simulation games have always been popular - even from the days of Populous & Civilization. Would you have said the same thing about Cannon Fodder?

    2. Re:Dolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, the Sims is wildly popular amongst women. I personally have found it to be especially popular amongst the controlling type (i.e. wives/girlfriends of friends & family... not my dear, sweet wife... which is why I am posting anonymously).

    3. Re:Dolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm a man. and I play with Randy, a REAL DOLL.

  32. My little sisters love this game... by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 2
    Why does everyone else?


    Can anyone explain to me why this game is not exactly like playing with Barbie dolls? Granted, I play lots of console games...maybe this is another thing I just don't "get". =)

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    1. Re:My little sisters love this game... by LordBritish · · Score: 1

      Can anyone explain to me why this game is not exactly like playing with Barbie dolls?

      Because, knave, playing with dolls would never cause your ez-bake oven to explode, burn down the kitchen, trap little Bobby in the corner and kill half your family by the time the firemen arrive.

  33. Myst is the Best Game Ever by JimmyG13 · · Score: 0

    What other game requires you to play an organ to fly a spaceship. Genius.

  34. Demo by beta21 · · Score: 1

    If the game had a demo where I could check it out. I might have thought about buying it.

    1. Re:Demo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough*warez*cough*

  35. DUNGEON HACK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't forget this one :-) :-)

  36. Virtual People are impervious to physical harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the Sims aren't real your dog can't attack them. However, your dog can still eat their information!

    1. Re:Virtual People are impervious to physical harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always keep in mind that virtual people are subject to virtual harm. Like when someone gets shot on TV.

  37. What about half-life / counter-strike? by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know the numbers on those two titles, but considering how many PC BANG (bang is korean for room) I.e. game houses that are popping up specializing in CS, it made me wonder if this entire article was just marketing "fluff"

    I just don't see many pcbangs renting out stations so people can play SIMS.

    1. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      seeing as south korea is one worst in terms of software pirating your point is pretty moot.

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      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
    2. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Drakin · · Score: 1

      Thing about half life, is that if they're playing via lan, they can get away with one copy of install media for the whole place.

      I'm sure half-life and mods has more players than the sims though.

    3. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half-Life has sold less copies than Doom. Doom sold about half as many copies as Myst. Do some math to figure out how far Half-Life has to go to beat the Sims.

    4. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by t0qer · · Score: 2

      actually, both you guys are wrong.

      I was referring to the recent popup of the PCbangs in San Jose, 6 in just the last year. All of these places proudly display thier boxes of counterstrike behind the counter.

    5. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Chmarr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can have a 5 minute or 5 hour game of counterstrike and call it a fairly 'complete game'.

      There's no way you can have a 5 hour game of Sims and call it 'complete'. Its a long-term strategy game, and that kind of thing just doesn't work in an arcade (or PC Bang, or whatever) :)

    6. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So each one of those places bought 20 copies of half-life -- that's a total of 120 copies for San Jose alone. Wow.

    7. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by Computer! · · Score: 2

      My impression of a Korean playing an online game:

      Gamer1:so, uh blah blah blah
      Korean:GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!
      gAMER2:Yeah , right, and like...
      Korean:GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
      Ko rean:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      Korean:GOGOGOGOGOGO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOO!

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    8. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's no way you can have a 5 hour game of Sims and call it 'complete'. Its a long-term strategy game, and that kind of thing just doesn't work in an arcade (or PC Bang, or whatever) :)


      Ok with that logic then why does Starcraft rank as #2 in these places? Starcraft doesn't really fit your mold of a quick fix game.
    9. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by danredhair · · Score: 1

      You play some long-ass games of Starcraft if they last more than 5 hours. What the guy was saying is that you can't start a game of the Sims - from scratch - and get anywhere satisfactory within a few hours. It takes months and months for your sims to mature in their careers and whatnot. Not the kind of thing you want to be paying for in a gaming cafe.

    10. Re:What about half-life / counter-strike? by PopStar · · Score: 1
      You answered your own question ...

      People can go to PC Bang, XLG, etc, and play Half Life or Counter Strike ... which means they do not have to buy a copy. Remember, it is not most popular game, it is best selling

      The fact that the Sims does not translate to PC Cafes is good for their revenue stream.

  38. Hello Gentleman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your Myst are belong to us.

  39. And... by laserweasel · · Score: 1

    And each of these 6.3 has called in sick to work due to being soooo close to getting two female characters to kiss. And Greenspan was blaming the economy on the tech slump..

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    ["Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." - Homer]
    1. Re:And... by maniac11 · · Score: 2

      I didn't think it was that hard to get my female roomies to become lovers. A couple of back rubs and compliments and they were sharing the same bed and kissing right and left.

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      Guvegrra?
  40. Medic! CmdrTaco's talking about his Sims again! by ArcticChicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    Non-violent? I have to say one of the most disturbing (yet mildly amusing) comments about a video game on Slashdot came from CmdrTaco last year:

    Referring to the possibility of a Sims TV show:

    "This sounds pretty lame... unless they use my Sim Neighborhood: I used skins from 20 Female Television stars ranging from the girls of Friends, Xena, Buffy, and beyond. I made many households and played the game normally for awhile. After the ladies all fell in love with each other, purchased everything available in the game, and had successfull careers, I started luring neighbors over and trapping them in my attic, or drowning them in my pool. You haven't lived until you've seen Xena Warrior Princess die in a terrible grill fire while Sculley flails her arms in terror. Now that would be good TV. Especially with anatomically correct skins."

  41. I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do not understand the draw of this game. There, I said it. I live life every day, mow the lawn when it needs it, go to work...why the HELL would I want to play a "game" within which I get to do the same crap? I play to escape and solve mysteries/puzzles, put my tactical and strategic wargaming skills against those of the computer or another person. Why do I want to play a game where I have to go to work, mow the lawn, etc?


    That said, I WOULD find it interesting if the game maker would BRING BACK the plague hamster that kills. Add plagues, pandemics, crime, terrorists, serial killers... THAT would be frickin' cool (or COULD be if done properly). You character goes for a walk at night and gets mugged or does the wrong girl/guy and gets a disease. Has a car accident. Make it gritty and more unpredictable. Toss in the wildcards. THAT would make it more interesting.


    As it is, I'll never touch it or even look at the box. I'll stick with Deus Ex, Half-Life, the coming Call of Cthulhu (YEAH!), and Warcraft III. REAL escapist fun games.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I play the Sims to unwind after work.

      Of course, my job is being an elite commander of a mutli-national elite counter-terrorist squad dedicated to the destruction of contraband nanotech viruses and eliminating cults of unspeakable extradimensional entities.

    2. Re:I don't get it by or_smth · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are quite wrong in your thinking. The appeal of this game is that it you get to control people. People have wanted to control people for as long as culture, I have no surprise that they want it in their videogames.

      God would certainly be fun to play, especially if it has no conciquences to anything but a few electrons.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Jacobs?!

    4. Re:I don't get it by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Agreed, although I did play it (pirate tryout of course -- I NEVER buy a game without trying it and I couldn't locate a demo quickly, so I just fired up IRC).

      It's for control freaks, as someone mentioned. People who like to control people, but tend to be frustrated in their attempts at real life control. Personally, control freaks have always eluded my comprehension. I can't control much of anything, let alone other people, so why would I want to play a video game and try? I don't get it.

    5. Re:I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 2

      Control freaks? Hmmm, this sounds like a PERFECT game for...$CIENTOLOGISTS! Yes, $cientologist players could happily and without consequence squelch dissenters, prevent Sims characters from protesting at their "churches", have perfect, all-powerful OT III and higher characters with magical powers.


      I wonder what percentage of the Sims players are $cientologist?

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    6. Re:I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 2

      If that is what you want, then buy and play Black and White. That certainly seems more interesting than the Sims.

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      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    7. Re:I don't get it by mjh · · Score: 5, Funny
      I do not understand the draw of this game. There, I said it. I live life every day, mow the lawn when it needs it, go to work...why the HELL would I want to play a "game" within which I get to do the same crap?

      Becuase, if you're a geek, in the sims you occasionally get laid. For some of us, that's as unrealistic as running around with a BFG, and being able to get shot with a rocket launcher 7 times before dieing.

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    8. Re:I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 2

      Well...I don't know why the previous reply was modded down to -1. The comment about teaching one's creature not to eat its own poopidoops is one I've read before from other people.


      I believe that the trick is to be very careful how you administer rewards and punishment. Sure, it might take time - and if your balance if wrong with the rewards/punishments, you get unexpected results, or so I hear. Haven't played that game either.

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      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    9. Re:I don't get it by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "I'll never touch it or even look at the box. "
      then how do you know you wont enjoy it? It could have the thing you think would be cool in it, and you wouldn't even know.

      I haen't played it because I have no interest in those KIND of games as a whole.
      Now that I have found out its so popular with women, I may buy it for my wife.

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    10. Re:I don't get it by quantax · · Score: 1

      I completely agree, if I go to work, school, etc all day, why the hell would I want to play a game *in my spare time* that is repeating these very same things, only with a little more fustration ("YOU BASTARD, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR DEPRESSED, GET A JOB!"). Though I have to admit it was fun systematically killing everyone in the neighborhood by surrounding them with chairs.

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    11. Re:I don't get it by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "It's for control freaks, "
      so its a chicks game? ;)

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    12. Re:I don't get it by govtcheez · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, and tell me more about Cthulu's game..

    13. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how come this post is at 0 when all your others are at -1?

    14. Re:I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 2

      Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, due this summer. Action/adventure RPG 3d:
      http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/DCOTE/index.s html

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    15. Re:I don't get it by praedor · · Score: 2

      If you can deal with a very flash-laden website, you can go to the source of the game at

      • http://www.fishtankgames.de/
      . I look forward to this game. Looks cool, SOUNDS cool, and it is Lovecraftian. THAT'S cool.
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      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    16. Re:I don't get it by Ooblek · · Score: 2
      Well, technically, you can be a serial killer if you have Hot Date. They key is to go to town and meet a lot of townies. Then you invite them over to your house. You lure them into the back room and then WALL THEM IN AND WATCH THEM PISS AND STARVE THEMSELVES!!! Ahem...

      I remember one time I had a baby and not enough simes to sleep/work/care for the baby. So some social worker came to reposses the baby. I removed all the exit doors and installed a bunch of fireplaces and wicker furniture to try and burn her for taking my baby. Not only did she not burn, but she can walk through walls. That was scary.

    17. Re:I don't get it by Ooblek · · Score: 2

      Hmm...Black and White sounds cool. Sounds like some of the ideas in the conductive concrete story might be kind of cool to use on your creature. Kind of like being able to make your feeble minded creature play Dance Dance Revolution with very little training.

    18. Re:I don't get it by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      Even better yet, give the sims a "little black book" item that allows them to use the phone to call a prostitute for the evening. Then give them a menu of various prices for the quality of "service". The women who came over to entertain your sims would range from skanky crack whores to swanky 5000-Simolean-a-night escorts. With STDs, police stings, the spouse catching her husband with them, sim-porn on the tv, bed with mirror, and hilarious new hooker-sim-speak, the possibities are endless. Now that you've got me thinking about it, I'll have to reinstall it and go take a look at the current mod scene.

    19. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Is "Scientologist" a banned word?

    20. Re:I don't get it by Peyna · · Score: 1

      That might not work with social workers, but it does work for pissed off roommates. I'm not sure if they'll die or not, but they'll be stuck in that room. You could try burning them =]

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    21. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cthulhu ph'tang!

    22. Re:I don't get it by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why CmdrTaco isn't playing anymore? :)

  42. Any games targetted towards women? by chrae · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Its worldwide appeal spans hard-core gamers, casual computer users, and even gaming's most elusive group of consumers, women. Over
    • 50 percent of new Sims players are female."
    Other game makers should take heed to this. Targetting females or more specifically not targetting only males would make a lot of other games sell much better. IANAW, but I'm sure women aren't impressed with big breasts and alpha blended puddles of blood. And to tell you the truth, I don't care for it much either.

    Sure, a hot chick on the box will sell a few copies but good gameplay and depth in a game is what makes people tell thier friends to buy the game too. Say what you want about the Simms - it's definatly an involved game. That's why it sold so good.

    Just my opinion.
    1. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Sell a few copies?

      And to what do you attribute the wild success of the original Tomb Raider? Good plot? Unusually shaped box?

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    2. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Tomb Raider was NOT targeted toward women. It was targetted at 13 year old males that want to watch a women ass and breast in conjuction with shooting things.
      I met several of the programmer and talked to them about it. The "Its geared toward women" came later, after they relized more women were playing it then any other game.

      Kind of like that whole Higges /Robin masters thing on Magnum PI.

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    3. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      ". IANAW, but I'm sure women aren't impressed with big breasts..."

      they say that, but if you had a two for 1 special on breast augmentation, you would have a line around the block.

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    4. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps i could have been more verbose, but that was my point.
      The original poster claimed that having an attractive woman in a game might make the game sell "a few copies", but it was probably closer to millions in the case of Tomb Raider. I don't think it was geared toward women. That sexy ass can only be geared towards guys.

      I was only trying to point out that the other poster was understating the power of sex to sell games.

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    5. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant "That's why it sold so well."

    6. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Just to play devils advocate, I know of a girl (Extremely hot, like been-in-cosmo-hot) who absolutely loves games like GTA, Tekken, and Quake.

      She's rare, but that market is out there (Just look at Ms. Case)

      Cool thing about the girl mentioned above, The Gimp caught her interest at a starbucks here and we started talking. UNIX can help you meet girls.

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    7. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by gdyas · · Score: 2

      Ditto Ditto Ditto.

      I bought The Sims on the day it came out, installed it, and my wife, usually at best indifferent about computer games, proceeded to kick me out of my chair and not be seen for the next month. She still plays, though of course not as intensely. It's like a doll house, only seamier. She's bought all the expansion packs, and there's been a bunch of them.

      Will Wright's a friggin' genius. And like many geniuses, he just realizes the obvious about human nature. Wake up developers. Be more willing to foray off the fantasy/space reservation, get away from the combat ethos a little, and you might find that women really will play and get addicted to video games.

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    8. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by PlaysWithMatches · · Score: 3, Funny

      Say what you want about the Simms - it's definatly an involved game.

      Yeah, but it's kinda out-dated. The Dimms is more advanced. :)

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    9. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      There's been some awful "feminine software" junk put out, like games for girls. Flopped. Not surprising -- the software was pretty bad.

      There are definitely areas that appeal more to the female demographic. Interpersonal interaction, for instance, has more appeal among women than men. I think the only time I've heard of non-techie women using software much (aside from the mandantory Word/IE combo) is on AIM and The Simms.

      Think you can't make a game with simulated human/human interaction? Too complicated? Sure you can!

      Let me put it this way -- we've had about two decades of commercial game development aimed primarily at improving graphics. AI has not improved much at all. Despite the major role it plays in a game, usually only a small fraction of the CPU time in a game is devoted to the AI. The Simms is a good example of game that isn't particularly graphically advanced but puts a lot of work into AI and simulation. It's a Good Thing (tm).

    10. Re:Any games targetted towards women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you get just one done?

  43. It's all about the system requirements by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's weird that the top games are these non-violent, non-gorey games. But, the violent games far outnumber the non-violent ones.

    No. It's all about the system requirements. A game like the Sims has a much larger population to sell to than a Quake.

    Of course Quake is a bad example. Id games are not merely about retail sales, licensing their engines are a big part of their business. So while Quake's requirements are a little steep, next years games based on the same engine do not seem as bad.

    The licensing of the engines also contributes to the raw number of titles that show up. There can be a lower cost of entry to game business this way, less risk, etc.

  44. Praise those 6.3 million people by SkulkCU · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I know people don't like hearing this, but I never really considered Myst a game. It was more like a story book with some clicking thrown in, and some maddeningly inane puzzle things.

    Nice story, bad game. Obiously, quite a few people disagreed, but whatever.

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    1. Re:Praise those 6.3 million people by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Myst was just so popular because it was packaged with probably every gateway computer sold during that time. How many people went to the store and bought it, and how many people got it with a new computer?

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    2. Re:Praise those 6.3 million people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Myst was NEVER a "game" to me. The only thing Myst had going for it was streaming video from the CD; not exactly revolutionary IMO. I consider people who found this "game" entertaining to be somewhat dim; my ex-wife for example.

    3. Re:Praise those 6.3 million people by NoahsMyBro · · Score: 1

      I actually did buy a copy. At the time, I had a 486/40 (AMD, even then), and had recently installed a Multimedia Kit (!!whee!!) The kit included a CD-ROM drive, Sound card, and software which was probably pretty cool, but to this day is sitting in it's original box, CD sleeves unopened. I've even kept the package with me through 3 or 4 moves. At any rate, the graphics and sound effects of Myst blew me away. I got the game, and actually enjoyed it immensely. I thought many of the puzzles were pretty clever. But that's just me. Steve

  45. Maybe this will help... by SouperDouper · · Score: 1

    It's a dream come true for everybody who tries to manipulate the lives of others who would be perfectly fine on their own.

    I just hope that this means that they either learn that they can't even keep a fake relationship together, so maybe they should leave the real ones alone.

  46. And somehow by Paul+E.+Loeb · · Score: 1

    Somehow I wonder what the current Slashdot Poll has do to with this. :-/

    1. Re:And somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And somehow I wonder if stating the obvious makes you feel like a dumbass.

  47. Sims as a reality replacement by chrisvr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What does it say about our society today that the Sims games are so popular? Video games were always a pretty antisocial pursuit, but at least we didn't fool ourselves into thinking they weren't. The Sims becomes a replacement for living our own lives, and we don't even mind it.

    It's amazing how the Sims can suck people into this alternate reality where the game play consists of managing characters who, for the most part, are just living their lives. And all of a sudden you look up and it's six hours later, and you haven't taken out your own trash, or called one of your friends, or worked out, and are eating cold leftover pizza. And instead of being bothered by the irony of that, you tell yourself, "just a few minutes more, I almost have these two characters ready to get married."

    It's way creepy. And even creepier that I'm thinking "gee, it's been a while since I fired the game up, I think maybe I'll go see where I left off." And I should be going to the gym, cleaning the house, making dinner or spending more time trying to find a job!

    1. Re:Sims as a reality replacement by hanmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the appeal is that you get to pat your self on the back for keeping YOURSELF alive so long, as well. It's hard to keep them alive and happy, so therefore, you're doing a great job in real life by just managing to take a shower once in a while.

    2. Re:Sims as a reality replacement by praedor · · Score: 2

      You've done it! You've answered the mystery of the Sims! What mystery? I don't frickin' know because I'll never frickin' touch that stupid frickin' game BUT...someone else posted a comment about how long it takes to put the dishes away or turn on a radio across the room. The Sims must be playing the Sims so that the mundane aspects of REAL life that they normally do go undone so they can play the Sims and run the mundane lives of these computer pustules. I think it is an infinite regression. The Sims play the Sims who play the Sims, etc, etc.


      Stupid fuckin' game. It speaks VOLUMES about the game that character DO DISHES or TAKE OUT TRASH, or shower, shit, brush teeth, etc, etc. Hell, I sure hope the people who get off playing that "game" do at least the same thing as their pustule Sims characters do.


      I'd actually play the game if I could create a molecular biologist character who creates a nasty plague virus and releases it, wiping out whole geographic Sims areas. Or let me be the leader of a Sims country and develop a neutron bomb and start lobbing it at enemy Sims cities. THAT would be cool.

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    3. Re:Sims as a reality replacement by Paradoxish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Sims is fun. That's all there is to it. Really. The people who look into more deeply and then say they can't understand why anyone would want to play at life (or worse - the people who say it's sick to want to play at like) are the only ones getting sucked into an alternate reality here. The fact is, it's just a game. It's essentially a building/money-management/time-management game. It follows the same formula as all games do - set up a premise, give a challenge, and then provide a reward for completing the challenge.

      The premise is that you get to control a bunch of simulated people. The challenge is to keep them happy so they can succeed at their job and ultimately this rewards you by allowing you to add more crap to their house or build a bigger house or whatever. It's fun to be able to design any kind of living environment you want and then see how "people" react to it.

      It's also just as escapist as any other game. Think about it- when was the last time you controlled the lives of an entire neighborhood of people? Jesus, people, it's not like this is a first person shooter where your goal is to go take a shit every five minutes.

      Lighten up.

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    4. Re:Sims as a reality replacement by zootread · · Score: 1

      bah.. the Sims are for girls. Quoting the article: "Over 50 percent of new Sims players are female." I spent about 5 minutes trying this game and decided the controls were too much of a pain and the game didn't seem too exciting, so I erased it. Zoot!

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  48. Well... by mosschops · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just have been too busy to reboot.

    I guess that's better than too busy rebooting, like the rest of us working under Windows. *sighs*

  49. Potentially misleading numbers... by CaptainPhong · · Score: 1

    Does that 6.3 million number just count the sale of "The Sims" or does it include "Livin' Large" also? Does it include the expansion packs (e.g. "Hot Date")?

    Of course, I'm not gonna complain - Myst is the most overrated game in the history of the universe and deserves to be relegated to the footnotes of gaming history. I mean, does anyone think that more people played Myst than other games of the era (i.e. Doom?)

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    1. Re:Potentially misleading numbers... by orange7 · · Score: 1

      It's for the Sims only. The Sims plus expansion packs long ago became the best selling franchise, blowing away Myst + Riven etc.

      A.

    2. Re:Potentially misleading numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also myst sold that many copies because at the height of it's popularity it was virtually impossible to pirate the game. sure you could copy it off of your buddies, but cd burners were expensive, and no one had broadband to download the game. By the time cd burners and broadband made thier way into everyday life myst was already a long forgotten relic. Bring in the sims, and if you count all of it's pirated copies as well as storebought copies you blow myst away.

      I think actually the number one game (if you include pirated copies) is most likey the original quake.

  50. Reality by KDENCE · · Score: 1

    If there is such a thing as reality tv, which there is, it explains the rage for a game like the Sims. People want to be able to watch other people do what they do and this opens the door for a controlled environment in which to do it. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you like Survivor, Big Brother, and maybe even webcams that are strategely placed in NYC or atop of somebody's tree in the middle of Indiana so that you can watch the corn grow, then most likely the Sims sounds like fun. Not trashing the game, just over-analyzing it!

  51. two for two by DdJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hm, Myst was the #1 game for a long time, and now The Sims is the #1 game? That's two for two games that I can't stand...

  52. the sims suck by Deadplant · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "the sims" is a stupid fucking game. If it's really the best all-time seller then that confirms that the world is full of dumb-ass fuckers.

    same thing goes for myst, just another boring piece of crap.

  53. I can't play the Sims anymore... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

    They waste all their time posting on Simdot, and bitch to me when the get modded down.

  54. But the award for Most Played goes too .... by qurob · · Score: 1


    SOLITARE

    The Sims is just a trend....

  55. Most depressing game of all time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too much like my real life. Sit in my apartment, read, watch tv, go to work just so I can come home and do what? Buy a shiny new toaster? I want a game that makes me feel important even though I'm not, not one that just confirms how meaningless and futile my life is.

  56. It's a toss up by gelfling · · Score: 2

    A game with no people or a game with roboslaves to allow you to play god. Sounds like geek heaven to me. If only the real world could be that way. We could all be the far weird comic book store guy from the Simpsons.

  57. Just the game itself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    13.5 Million if you include the expansions...

  58. hahahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just have been too bush to reboot."

    HAHAHAHAHHA. Uh huh, Wintel sheep.

    Only for games, right?

    Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

  59. Preferred Sim Ant myself by cheekymonkey_68 · · Score: 1

    Of all the Sims games Sim Ant was the best, it had all the usual Sim ingredients...instead of controlling the lives of humans you had a colony of Ants. But unlike The Sims it had good old fashioned warfare thrown in.

    You could either try to take over a rival ant colony or even better you could attack your local pesky humans by first invading their garden, then trying to invade their house.

    The thing the bored me with both the Sims and the Sim City series was the pointlessness of the game.
    OK Sim City had disasters and The Sims had 'beat the Jones's ' need to upstage your neighbours but I still got bored quickly.

    Really if I wanted a simple goal orientated game, that modelled human behaviour I much prefer to boot up 'Jone in the Fast Lane'. Ok so the graphics are dated, and it only models the life of a student but its a damn site more fun than the Sims.

    1. Re:Preferred Sim Ant myself by qurob · · Score: 1

      Almost all the Sims games are pretty boring after you've built a few towns/towers/ants

      The first time you play through its pretty cool, but afterwards, its just build build build, wait wait wait, build build build, wait wait wait

  60. And don't forget by yobbo · · Score: 1

    The sims was bundled with a special gaming version of Mandrake, so there's an extra 3 copies sold right there...

    1. Re:And don't forget by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      I was going to rate you funny but then I remember I actully bought that yesterday. So, who are the other two?

  61. "New" model? by mblase · · Score: 2

    it will be interesting to see where this model continues to go -- release a fairly simple but intricate and engaging first version and add to it continuously, for a fee.

    Zillions of Web sites operate under the same model: Yahoo Mail, Salon.com, Slashdot...

    Heck, even Microsoft started doing the same thing when it began charging for Microsoft Plus! and service packs to Windows 95.

  62. Re:w00t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    If you had ever seen someone furiously masturbate you wouldn't be saying that.

    It's a scary sight - believe me

  63. Ya know what'd be cool .... by binaryDigit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone above posted that they'd pay to be able to put their sims on Myst island. That got me thinking, wouldn't it be cool if you could put the sims in other games as well.

    You could get your sim to work out and become a football player and play him in the next Madden.

    They could join STAR and be in the next Resident Evil game.

    They could become drug lords and be in next GTA

    The possibilities abound!

    Me, I'm waiting for the iPod version, so I can upload my sim onto some computers at CompUSA, it would then lounge around with other uploaded sims, acting as an itelligent agent looking for kewl software for me to later download.

  64. Your comment is wildly inaccurate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some of us like both!

    1. Re:Your comment is wildly inaccurate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      some of us like both!

      Yeah, but then you're a gay homosexual.

  65. On games for women by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Exactly. Women represent a huge untapped market, not only in PC games, but in console games as well. I don't think I've seen a non-sports, non-smash-up, non-arcade, non-gore, non-RTS game for consoles. Maxis hit the nail on the head with the Sims - of course they've come out with lame stuff too (e.g. SimTower).

    I'm not saying that women don't/can't enjoy games popular with men, just that most women I know don't care for them. When I picked up a copy of the Sims for my brother, a friend of mine gushed over the box and said she'd buy a PC just to play the game and its expansions. Hot Date was a popular birthday gift among women friends.

    Perhaps a romance-style adventure, heavy on the character-interactive, would appeal to many women. I don't know - I'm a guy, so my clue factor is pretty low when in comes to games-that-appeal-to-women.

    Most programmers/game designers are men - I think it's probably pretty obvious that a game company that wants to cater to women should go woman-heavy in recruiting designers/coders.

    1. Re:On games for women by recursiv · · Score: 1

      How about Final Fantasy?

      Non-sports...Check
      Non-smash-em-up...Check
      Non -arcade...Maybe, what does "arcade" mean anyway?
      Non-gore...Check
      Non-RTS...Check

      There you go ladies! If you've got boobs, you'll love Final Fantasy! Go nuts!

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    2. Re:On games for women by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      I don't think I've seen a non-sports, non-smash-up, non-arcade, non-gore, non-RTS game for consoles.
      That's because you never got a DreamCast. Space Channel 5, Jet Set Radio, Seaman. Sega was never afraid to take a chance on a game concept.
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    3. Re:On games for women by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 1

      Dude, Final Fantasy X is about blitzball. If that doesn't sound like a sport, I dunno what does!

      (Yeah it's turn-based, but it's still a sport. : P )

      Incidentally, I think a lot of people are overlooking a rather interesting relative newcomer to our shores; Dance Dance Revolution. You wouldn't believe the number of kids who're into that these days.. (and it's a pretty even split on who's playing, gender-wise.)

  66. Quantity *and* quality* by CathedralRulz · · Score: 1
    Recall the days when Deer Hunter-type games (poor quality, low price-point) ruled sales charts.

    It is nice to note, though, that if a developer is truly creative and careful in developing a stable piece of software, the market will respond with financial rewards.

  67. Tools instead of demos by SimHacker · · Score: 2
    The "demo" that Maxis released before The Sims shipped was SimShow, which animates the people in a window, and helps you develop your own skins. But it's more of a tool for previewing character skins and animations, than a demo.

    A stripped down demo version of The Sims would have sucked, taken too much work, and severely delayed the release of the actual game. Instead, Maxis released SimShow to introduce people to The Sims and kick start the skin industry before the game was released in March 2000.

    Given the choice, Maxis thought it would be better for fans to have a simple useful tool for creating content that enriches the game, than yet another useless lobotimized game demo.

    Of course the best place to see thousands of user-created Sims demos is The Sims Exchange, where players have uploaded more than 50,000 families. You can view the houses and people on family web pages and albums with stories about them. And if you have the game, you can download and play with any of them.

    -Don

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  68. Elite Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you work at McDonalds?
    I guess flipping hamburgers makes for great weapons training.

  69. Sims with WineX by AndyBusch · · Score: 1

    For all the good Transgaming is doing (mmm... Starcraft), it should be noted that the Sims only works if you get the special Mandrake Gaming Edition of it. It contains hacks to the Sims code that lets it work in Wine. The standard store-bought version doesn't work at all.

  70. beggers can't be choosers by Hooya · · Score: 2, Funny
    My Sims lie dormant awaiting a wine that can breath life into them once again.

    If they're in that advanced stage of alcoholism to not even be able to move, they shouldn't be picking and choosing the type of wine. pick any alcoholic beverage and run with it. i guess the sims have a 1 step AA program: step 1 -- just don't run on wine. ;)

  71. I have to say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THE SIMS FUCKING SUCKS.

    Without weekends and resonable time scales the game isn't worth playing. Why is there such a fuss over this piece of shit game. People please grow brains and start living your own life not some game that forces you to wake up at 2 am just to take a shower and eat or you miss you car for work.

  72. Re: Oh, *that* kind of transgaming... by Self-Important · · Score: 1

    I read the post about Malda's comments about "anatomically correct" skins, then panned down to this post, saw the URL, and suddenly it all made sense: His Scully and Xena skins were sporting wangs.

  73. Had to stop playing by yndrd · · Score: 1

    Once, I'm happily playing the game (or trying to with limited success) when suddenly my Sim drops to his knees, clutches his forehead in his hands, and warbles this plaintive cry. I shuddered and shut it down.

    I disappoint enough people in real life without having to shatter the mind of some poor virtual bastard too.

    He lives his life, and I live mine. We both like it that way. Although that disturbing wail sometimes echoes in my sleep.

    1. Re:Had to stop playing by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      I disappoint enough people in real life without having to shatter the mind of some poor virtual bastard too.

      Thats some funny stuff! (Put some laughs into an otherwise dull day...Well except when "Lifes Been Good..." came up on my playlist...that was not to bad)

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  74. The Sims ROCK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In real life, you can't kill a guy to get his wife, but my Sim doppelganger did just that. Repeatedly.

    I wish the mechanics of the game would allow for multiple amorous relationships with mutiple women. Then I'd get myself a SimHarem and move to SimUtah. :-)

    1. Re:The Sims ROCK! by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the sims can fuck a woman one night, then throw their cock into their male neighbor's ass the next night. The MF MM FM FF relationship possiblites are great. I'm honestly a little fucking put out that orgies and masive gang bangs aren't possible. That'd be some funny shit.

  75. I thought, by darthlazy · · Score: 0

    PC Bangs were restricted to pr0n..

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  76. Now all we need to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is import our Sims characters to Myst!

    (Or better yet, import all our Sims characters to Everquest...

    Bob Newbie hits for 90 points damage.

    nah..bad idea)

  77. Not dolls, action figures by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    The Sims has capitalised on a very smart way of getting grown men (amongst others) to play with dolls.

    They're not dolls, they're action figures. That's what my son tells me about all his transforming figures, LotR figurines, and all that stuff.

    Now if you could just do magic in The Sims - sweet!

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    1. Re:Not dolls, action figures by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Why do you need to do magic in Sims? Although it might be kinda cool to have a Medieval Sims (and even moreso, similar time-period-based expansion packs for SimCity)... I can already do magic in Final Fantasy Tactics (a game my daughter loves, btw: she spends hours shopping, er, equipping her party), Myth, and every other computer known to humankind.

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    2. Re:Not dolls, action figures by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      argh "...computer RPG known..." that is.

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    3. Re:Not dolls, action figures by Ooblek · · Score: 2

      You can do magic....its called catching your Sim on fire and turning it into an Urn.

    4. Re:Not dolls, action figures by WillSeattle · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can do magic....its called catching your Sim on fire and turning it into an Urn.

      Well, I do have quite a few haunted houses on my blocks. On my Win machine (the one with House Party) there are at least five houses.

      One is a Black Widow - she's very charming, but there are many urns and gravestones on her tiny plot.

      Another is a surfer dude and his boardbabe. They have a surf shrine and a few have died at their cookouts cause it was too crowded. That's why they sleep on the second floor of their bamboo shack.

      Another is a family of ghouls. There's just a couple of them, but their plot has a moving pool that has claimed many a victim in its meandering path.

      And the last is a couple who are continually building stuff - they seem to have a habit of walling in their guests, forgetting about not having any doors, and then changing the layout.

      I wish we could get the expansions working in WINE - but until then I'll have to be satisfied with The Sims at least working on my Linux boxen.

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  78. From SquadBoy please read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm replying anon to preserve precious karma. :) Funny you should mention that since I'm *very* into shemales. :)

  79. We need a Wine version of The Sims - Party Down by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    Think about it.

    But at least we'll be able to play Warcraft III.

    Or maybe they could do a WINE-compatible version of The Sims: Hackers Unite!

    Then we can have LAN parties inside of LAN parties.

    Severely sweet!

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  80. maybe you should have played... by the_consumer · · Score: 1

    ...minesweeper instead :)

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  81. Finally! by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody who can actually justify posting as an AC!

  82. Statistical Anomolies & gift games. by Telastyn · · Score: 2

    I'd wager good money that while the sims and myst sold more games, Doom, Quake, Half-Life, Starcraft or even Everquest have been played more hours by the fewer people.

    Granted, this doesn't make publishing companies happy (except for Verant maybe), but it should make the developers happy.

  83. Did you try playing it? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "As it is, I'll never touch it or even look at the box."

    It's hard to appreciate anything if you oversimplify it. Now there are 6.3 million people that think you're an idiot, heh.

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  84. Yeah, you like the semi bone-in, don't you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

    1. Re:Yeah, you like the semi bone-in, don't you? by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 0

      Spiral cut is better. But it's such a fucking nightmare to get the little slices off the bone without ripping them into a zillion fucking shreds.

  85. ATTENTION LINUX USING SIM LOVERS by didyaseethat · · Score: 1

    Go to www.transgaming.com and register for $5 a month. You can then vote on getting the expansion packs/windows versions of The Sims running on Linux. They really pay attention to the outcome of the votes. If there is support, they will do it. They also have many games running great on Linux, and a native version of The Sims for sale. Go now, its a good thing!!!!

  86. Get a life ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You folks apparently have nothing better to do than play silly computer games.
    There are other things to do in the RealWorld(tm), work being one of them. Get a life !

    Troll working for YHBT HAND

  87. Re: Oh, *that* kind of transgaming... by shepd · · Score: 2

    >His Scully and Xena skins were sporting wangs.

    Exactly, that would make perfect sense for someone in the computer programming profession.

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  88. Escaping reality! by wub · · Score: 1

    As one of my friends put it...

    Simulating life...at the expense of your own.

    :)

  89. Yes! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    I have bought The Sims....and no expansion pack, I'd be waiting in line for an adult expansion! Yay! :-))

  90. I gave up playing by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

    I gave up on the game after the first time playing it.

    Ten minutes (real life ten minutes) just to walk over to the fridge and open the door to get some food. . . . nooo thank you!

    The Japanese do MUCH better LifeSims IMNSHO.

    Besides, the game is WAAAAY to limited. Unless I can plot to control the world, what's the point?

  91. playing god by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    it's all about having control over other people - it's definitly a highly esteemed social value, and maybe it's even built into our brains genetically as well.

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  92. sims should use 3d not sprites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sims are good but damn slow , and using dated rendering ideas, they should go FULL ON 3d rendering using polygons etc..., this isometric stuff is too 80s

    1. Re:sims should use 3d not sprites by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      The "Sims" (the people) are 3D polygons. Everything else is a sprite. But yes, they should at least use hardware acceleration where they can.

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  93. What?? by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    But, but I thought all PC games were warezzzzzzzzzzzed!

    I thought that rampant copying and wanton piracy were destroying the industry!

    I thought that people would never buy something they could just rip and download for free!

    I thought that games were a niche market!

    I thought that games would never appeal to the mainstream!

    I thought PC games didn't make any money!

    Whaddya wanna bet whoever came up with the idea for this game had to perform the equivalent of giving birth to a washing machine in order to get it green-lighted by the publisher?

    This game has made approximately Three HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS in gross sales (if it was priced at $50).

    This provides a two-word answer to any game publisher from this point forward who says:

    "Ehhh, PC games can't make money"
    "Ehhh, ehhh, Piracy is damaging the industry"
    "Ehhhh, you need state of the art 3D graphics to sell"
    "Ehhhh, people only want to play action games"

    "The Sims"

    1. Re:What?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's NOT priced at $50...

    2. Re:What?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaddya wanna bet whoever came up with the idea for this game had to perform the equivalent of giving birth to a washing machine in order to get it green-lighted by the publisher?

      I'll bet anything you want. This was an idea of Maxis' that they have had ever since the days of the original SimCity, but were waiting until PCs got to the point where it could be done well. Considering Maxis usually creates simulation titles (and good ones at that), I don't think very much had to be done to okay them publishing a simulation title.

    3. Re:What?? by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      So that invalidates the whole point, right?

    4. Re:What?? by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      This was an idea of Maxis' that they have had ever since the days of the original SimCity, but were waiting until PCs got to the point where it could be done well.

      Uh huh. What's so complicated about the Sims? It wouldn't have run on computers in 1999? or 1998? The Sims needs more resources than Win98? Come on...

      And it was published by Electronic Arts. I GUARANTEE YOU that it took MONTHS and MONTHS of meetings and skeptical producers and budget negotiations and "yeah, but" people and bean counters and enough dogs and ponies to pull the Southwestern Flyer from Phoenix to San Diego to get this thing green-lighted.

      The FIRST WORDS OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS were something along the lines of "who's going to buy a game about people doing chores in a simulated apartment?" That's as predictable as the Rose Bowl. Problem is, nobody ever gets to call them on it. There is probably at least one person probably still working at EA who flatly stated "it'll never work."

      Well, they were WRONG, but they'll never admit it. They'll cash their bonus check the same day, though.

      Now that it's a success, sure, everyone will backfill with "well, of course that was our vision from the beginning," but sorry, that dog won't hunt.

    5. Re:What?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like Maxis is using EA for wider distribution.

  94. Ironic, isn't it? by The+Cat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of the top two best selling PC games of all time, with a total combined sales of approximately ELEVEN MILLION UNITS, one was an adventure game and the other was a simulation.

    Hmmm.. maybe the MARKET IS TRYING TO TELL THE GAME INDUSTRY SOMETHING, YOU THINK????

    ahem...

  95. misinformation by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    this is shipped units, not sales. There is no mention of the return rate. I'd be interested in seeing what NPD cosnidered the most selling game of all time as their figures come from retail sales, not manufacturer shipping invoices.

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  96. The 3 Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by SimHacker · · Score: 0
    Adults playing with doll houses? Philip K Dick wrote a story about that...

    -Don

    The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch

    Corporate intrigue, radical psychics and reality-bending drugs all figure prominetly into The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch. In a not too distant future the spiritual activity of interstellar colonists is controlled by P.P. Layouts, a company owned by Leo Bulero. Legally P.P. Layouts sells minituarized homes, accessories and dolls that colonists collect like gold. Coupled with the illegal drug Can-D (of which Bulero's company has a monopoly), it allows the colonists the group experience of inhabiting the minds of Perky Pat and her boyfriend. For this period of time, they are allowed to live out their earthly fantasies denied to them by the loneliness of space.

    When Palmer Eldritch, an exiled businessman returns from a far away galaxy with a new (and legal) drug called Chew-Z, Bulero's monopoly is in grave danger. Chew-Z is a drug that claims to deliver eternal life. The book follows P.P. Layouts employee Barney Mayerson as he confronts questions of loyalty, judgement and love. His insecurities about his ex-wife and his own addictive personality thrust him in the middle of a mystery as to the true nature of Chew-Z and what it means for the future of the galaxy. Palmer Eldritch is omnipresent throughout the novel as the reader tries to figure out his intentions. The characters experience profound changes and hallucinations thoughout the book and the question of the true nature of god is addressed as well. The reader is left wondering if God just exists to make a few bucks.

    "Perky Pat Paraphernalia" by Steve Young

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    Take a look and feel free: http://www.PieMenu.com
  97. Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on /.

  98. Women playing games? by rasactive · · Score: 1

    Who's gonna clean the kitchen?

  99. what idiot modded this up insightful? it's funny!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks for the laughs!!

  100. go hire a maid, genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, you can hire a maid, make a phone call and she will clean for you

  101. Naked Sims by ApoxyButt · · Score: 1
    My girlfriend actually managed to somehow get most of her Sims completely naked. She bought a dresser and then downloaded a bunch of different skins off the net. When she went to change clothes, then cycled through the different outfits, then canceled, the Sim was naked.

    She managed to do this with two of the three female Sims in her house. She then promptly invited over all of the male sims in the neighborhood and had a big, naked, party. None of whom seemed to notice very much. Morons.

    I have pictures. I'm not joking. I am, however, a sad waste of skin.

  102. dropped out. by joshuaos · · Score: 2
    They didn't kick you out for playing it, they kicked you out for being dumn enough to like that silly game.

    They didn't kick me out at all, I was bored as fuck, and dropped out.

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