Go to Services and disable Universal Plug and Play. Unless I'm mistaken, the only thing UPnP is good for right now is if your fridge or TV has a Cat-5 interface.
One time, I was mentioning how Schwarzenegger doesn't take off his shirt during movies anymore, because of his muscle "shrinkage." Then somebody asked, "then how does he shower?"
"Liberty Alliance"? I was expecting a story with John Ashcroft owning 51% of AOL or something and then doing something undermining our rights and such...
Few years back, the Oregon DMV spent close to $100 million to upgrade all their systems to OS/2, by hiring Canadian consultants (they had to comp their entire families to come down and provide housing for them, travel expenses, etc.)
Back in the early days, if Microsoft had used the more stringent anti-piracy measures used in games nowadays (SafeDisc, etc.) to curb casual piraters, the PC architecture would be nowhere near where it is today.
All Slashdotters know that UPS workers are the most frequently used male performers in pornographic features. If they're making the beaucoup bucks from their side job, why would they care about your package? (pun definitely intended)
You never hear Fedex employees being in porn now, do ya!
Out of all of the cast and crew, the only notable Taiwanese were Ang Lee (the director) and Chang Chen (the desert pirate). Everything else was a colloraborative effort between mainland Chinese and Hong Kong folks.
Microsoft has declared jihad on Java many years ago...
They'll pry my copy of Virtual Valerie from my cold, dead fingers, which are incidentally attached to my virgin ears and virgin eyes.
Hong Kong residents have had to carry a mandatory ID card with them at all times before. It's just now, it's electronic.
CLR makes it feasible to make non-Dell/Gateway/[insert major vendor] PCs perform slower. (Remember the ATI driver/Quake3 thing?)
Mad did this comparison some issues ago: (a sample)
Go to Services and disable Universal Plug and Play. Unless I'm mistaken, the only thing UPnP is good for right now is if your fridge or TV has a Cat-5 interface.
One time, I was mentioning how Schwarzenegger doesn't take off his shirt during movies anymore, because of his muscle "shrinkage." Then somebody asked, "then how does he shower?"
"Liberty Alliance"? I was expecting a story with John Ashcroft owning 51% of AOL or something and then doing something undermining our rights and such...
Microsoft...Microsoft...In case you haven't noticed...4 gig drives don't grow on trees...
The newer models of Tektronix oscilloscopes have Win2k UIs.
WU = the gatekeepaz of the 36 Chambaz (RZA, GZA, Ghost Face Killa, Method Man, et. al.)
Mandrake has had Wu-FTP as far back as 7.0, I think.
Few years back, the Oregon DMV spent close to $100 million to upgrade all their systems to OS/2, by hiring Canadian consultants (they had to comp their entire families to come down and provide housing for them, travel expenses, etc.)
Now, 100 million later, they're back to Windows.
Back in the early days, if Microsoft had used the more stringent anti-piracy measures used in games nowadays (SafeDisc, etc.) to curb casual piraters, the PC architecture would be nowhere near where it is today.
Porn and religious sites are allowed because they do not direct challenge the authority of the government (at least here in the US)
All Slashdotters know that UPS workers are the most frequently used male performers in pornographic features. If they're making the beaucoup bucks from their side job, why would they care about your package? (pun definitely intended)
You never hear Fedex employees being in porn now, do ya!
Why do we even need this, when we have quality public service such as this!
Here's a link to a "rehabbed" gangbanger
Dude...this guy had a 3-way with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards. If he says Win3.x is better than BSD or whatever, you'd better listen!
An inside look at venture capitalists, and nobody's posted a link to goatse.cx yet?
oh shit! the breaks!!
int random = rand();
switch(random) {
case 1: cout << "poopie";
case 2: cout << "peepie";
case 3: cout << "mama";
}
Out of all of the cast and crew, the only notable Taiwanese were Ang Lee (the director) and Chang Chen (the desert pirate). Everything else was a colloraborative effort between mainland Chinese and Hong Kong folks.
I hear the new Linux 8.0 [sic] features a feature just like WindowsUpdate. Praise the Lord!
often making them beyond the grasp of a non-mathematician (even a very smart one such as a computer programmer)
I just got a funny picture of a VBScript programmer hacking Green's Theorem with an MSCE DOS batch file dude.