Sir, you see the start button. Click it and then select "shutdown". Then make sure to turn it all off and unplug it from the socket. Place the computer back into the box and seal it shut. Thanks and have a great day.
Captain's Log: The damn bot keeps talking back to me. Even when I go use the can, it's there and running on about my senility and how the damned dirty apes ruined earth. I thought about melting him down and having him made into one of those old fashioned scooters but it wouldn't be nice.
Do you ever worry or wonder if we will live out Terminator/T2 in the next 25 years seeing how we are already behind the august '97 date?:P
Any new bot show should include some obstacle course, house bots (used in various ways), battle between the competitors, and if anyone is gonna commentate.. it has to be STEVE IRWIN.. KRIKYE THE BLOODY BOT HIT THE OTHER BOT.. LIKE WHYACK! Mean little booger!
Introducing the new MicroSoft input device, IntelliSuit. Control your favorited Windows(TM) product with a twitch of the wrist. Coming soon, FORCE FEEDBACK! Soon you'll be able to dice it up with the best of them on Quake 4! Feel the bullets rip your chest apart while your friends pummel from all sides!
*psst* i'll bet you can crash your box faster too:P
having not read any of this crap:) I'm guessing Microsoft wanted to take over java, kinda like they attempted with html (to just add in elements that would force people to use their kernel crashing browser that seems to take you 4 updates to just cover the security end of things):P
If i'm wrong oh well. foo bar.
FIX MY IE WHEN IT FOO BARS ON THE MS WINDOWS UPDATE WEBSITE. DAMN MICROSOFT KEYBOARD AND CAPS LOCK.
640k ought to be enough for anybody;)
ack what's with this gay ass filter.. i can't make one lame joke and have it posted... damn it rudolph.
bah, people will just xfer stuff between oc-3's and the pull it off from their shell overnight. *duh*.. and anyways if we ever hear anymore updates on the holographic drives, according to those guys storage won't be a problem.
but then again - 640k ought to be enough for anybody.;)
ring of fire. crack in walls. rushing water. death. gay pop music. dieing space stations. insane monitery loans. debt.
Ho ho.. damn my reindeer are tired. I think i need some special dust...
*sleighbells* HO HO HO, Merry Xmas...
What with these jokers? I think its about time we start the beatings. How many more rights do I need taken away? Let's wiretap jackos house there and broadcast it on the net:) I'm sure he would like that as much as I would.
Next they're gonna prohibit me from wiping my own butt.
ps. Don't forget the milk n cookies.
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Dude,were getting....
arrested.
Schweeet!
We build up around space station and we all get network implants.
Resistance is Futile.
Sir, you see the start button. Click it and then select "shutdown". Then make sure to turn it all off and unplug it from the socket. Place the computer back into the box and seal it shut. Thanks and have a great day.
resistance is futile.
certify peoples' ability to use the net. you don't get to drive a car without a license.
process terminated.
Captain's Log: ...Brown.
now maybe the games hosted on exo east wont lag so badly!
pass the exam, welcome to the club. done gg.
Obviously an attempt to get more funding.
Captain's Log: The damn bot keeps talking back to me. Even when I go use the can, it's there and running on about my senility and how the damned dirty apes ruined earth. I thought about melting him down and having him made into one of those old fashioned scooters but it wouldn't be nice.
:P
Do you ever worry or wonder if we will live out Terminator/T2 in the next 25 years seeing how we are already behind the august '97 date?
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
derail.
Finally I can sit down and relax for awhile. Why are we worried about this anyways? MATRIX.
Any new bot show should include some obstacle course, house bots (used in various ways), battle between the competitors, and if anyone is gonna commentate.. it has to be STEVE IRWIN.. KRIKYE THE BLOODY BOT HIT THE OTHER BOT.. LIKE WHYACK! Mean little booger!
If Tito paid these Russkies back in 97.. why the hell didn't he go up to Mir in the 4 years since?
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Introducing the new MicroSoft input device, IntelliSuit. Control your favorited Windows(TM) product with a twitch of the wrist. Coming soon, FORCE FEEDBACK! Soon you'll be able to dice it up with the best of them on Quake 4! Feel the bullets rip your chest apart while your friends pummel from all sides! *psst* i'll bet you can crash your box faster too :P
having not read any of this crap :) I'm guessing Microsoft wanted to take over java, kinda like they attempted with html (to just add in elements that would force people to use their kernel crashing browser that seems to take you 4 updates to just cover the security end of things) :P
If i'm wrong oh well. foo bar.
:D j/k
FIX MY IE WHEN IT FOO BARS ON THE MS WINDOWS UPDATE WEBSITE. DAMN MICROSOFT KEYBOARD AND CAPS LOCK. 640k ought to be enough for anybody ;)
ack what's with this gay ass filter.. i can't make one lame joke and have it posted... damn it rudolph.
bah, people will just xfer stuff between oc-3's and the pull it off from their shell overnight. *duh* .. and anyways if we ever hear anymore updates on the holographic drives, according to those guys storage won't be a problem.
but then again - 640k ought to be enough for anybody. ;)
ring of fire. crack in walls. rushing water. death. gay pop music. dieing space stations. insane monitery loans. debt. Ho ho.. damn my reindeer are tired. I think i need some special dust...
*sleighbells* HO HO HO, Merry Xmas... What with these jokers? I think its about time we start the beatings. How many more rights do I need taken away? Let's wiretap jackos house there and broadcast it on the net :) I'm sure he would like that as much as I would.
Next they're gonna prohibit me from wiping my own butt.
ps. Don't forget the milk n cookies.