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Robot Wars Coming Stateside

aaronhaley writes "Reuters is reporting that Vicom will be bringing Robot wars stateside to air on several of their networks. Let's hope it's closer to the real thing that BattleBots is." And lets hope they keep the sportscaster crap to a minimum, and give us more mechanical bits.

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  1. TLC? by Lish · · Score: 1
    Is this the Robotica they've been advertising on TLC? Looks sweet...


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    1. Re:TLC? by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

      c'mon, then he wouldn't get post #3. bastard.

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    2. Re:TLC? by Lish · · Score: 1
      Actually I did. I don't know which networks Viacom owns, and the host is the guy who used to host that MTV quiz show (what was that called?), so the connection made sense to me. It was a serious question.


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    3. Re:TLC? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 1

      The host is Ahmet Zappa, on of Frank's many kids. I don't think this is the Robot Wars show, It's my understanding that in robot wars a "Home built" robot competes against the shows' own robots... like a mechanised American Gladiator. Robotica features home builts competeing against each other in 4 different arenas;Combat, a maze, a race, & something called "gauntlet". The TLC website for the show is here.

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    4. Re:TLC? by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      MTV quiz show hosted by Ahmet Zappa: WebRIOT.

      MTV quiz show hosted by Ken Ober: Remote Control

      (But which show featured guest appearances by Denis Leary?)

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    5. Re:TLC? by Keepiru · · Score: 1

      Robot Wars is hosted by the guy from Red Dwarf, the cool one. It's been on PBS in my area for a long time. The format is 4 rounds, at the end of each round the weakest robot is eliminated, the remaining robots face each other in the final round.
      Get involved

    6. Re:TLC? by nurglich · · Score: 1

      Hey! Rimmer is a pretty cool guy, if I do say so myself. ;)

    7. Re:TLC? by Hater's+Leaving,+The · · Score: 1

      The UK host is "Craig Charles". He started life as a 'leftie' performing poet ("We're the Charleses of Charlesville...", the one about inter-racial sex (he's from mixed race parents, you see) and stuff, but that was decades ago so it's all but lost in history...). He featured occasionally on the UK's Friday Night Live. So it was only after years on the comedy circuit that he was snapped up for Red Dwarf by the BBC.

      In the UK, 'Robot Wars' was introduced with reference to some American precursor. So the UK isn't really giving the US anything the US didn't first give the UK.
      However, before that, the UK did have "the great egg race", hosted by Professor Heinz Wolf, which was occasionally combative, but you only had an hour to design and build your device on that show.

      In the UK, the program has become stale, and too 'televisual'. They have even asked fights to be fought again because they didn't look exciting enough.
      Screw the pretty girl presenter, just give us the grease and steel, and the crunching of axes...

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  2. Canada? by tcc · · Score: 1

    ne idea if it's gonna air in canada?

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    1. Re:Canada? by tb3 · · Score: 1

      If you have Rogers cable in Canada, you get TLC. Some of the other cable providers mya carry it as well.
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  3. Junkyard Wars by punkrider · · Score: 1


    It is from TLC and if it's half as cool as the episode of Junkyard wars where they built the dragsters I'll be a happy boy.

    1. Re:Junkyard Wars by Padinka · · Score: 1

      Happy boy, indeed... Can't we get an full-length feature on the Asmimi robot that's going to walk around our house and give us a pat on the back when it's time to go to work?

    2. Re:Junkyard Wars by fishie · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the RobotWars shows yet, but Junkyard Wars has Battlebots beat anyday in my book. The whole sportscaster thing on Battlebots was ok and even funny at first but it's just annoying now. If I wanted to watch sportscasters, I'd watch ESPN or something.

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  4. Battlebots by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

    Battlebots.....oh, sweet battlebots. So cool. But the announcers! They even have Bill Nye there now! I wanns see kill saws and action, not talking!

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  5. No sportscaster crap. by FreeMath · · Score: 1

    Please. I won't watch BattleBots just because they treat it more like football. It could really use a better focus on the technology.

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    1. Re:No sportscaster crap. by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2

      What technology? 'tis just fancy remote control. I think the truth is that we are afraid to make real killer robots!

    2. Re:No sportscaster crap. by Claric · · Score: 1
      Having watched Robot Wars quite a lot (afterall, it's hosted by Lister off Red Dwarf) I can honestly say that the sportscaster crap is kept to a minimum - but I'm guessing that that's because the English are not very good at it.

      I hope in the American version the contestants make something more interesting than a wedge with a silly name as what usually happens over here.

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    3. Re:No sportscaster crap. by MGodfrey · · Score: 2

      >Having watched Robot Wars quite a lot afterall,
      (>it's hosted by Lister off Red Dwarf)


      That would be Craig Charles.

      Robot Wars is much much better than Battle Bots.
      We get Battle Bots here in the UK (forget which channel).
      I watched it once, and thought it was rather rubbish.

      The robots were no better than some from Robot Wars, too.


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    4. Re:No sportscaster crap. by Wolfstar · · Score: 2
      Not... Quite.

      One person I know of is currently working on his Battlebot right now, and the basis for it is going to be a heavily modified Linux Router Project disk, using CompactFlash for the "disk", one of the Linux BIOS projects for boot, and a couple of wireless LAN cards for controls. He's keeping a radio in it for backup, but I'm betting that Battlebots won't ever be the same again.

      Not to mention the fact that there's a lot more tech in the R/C and Ham Radio worlds than most purely computer geeks want to give them credit for.

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    5. Re:No sportscaster crap. by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      Hey now, not ALL the wedges are junk! What about Cassius? Sweet robot, right! Has any other bot consistently gone after the house robots as Rex did with Cassius?

      And yes, the American sportscasters must go. Put them in the ring and see how long they last!

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    6. Re:No sportscaster crap. by Bob[Bob] · · Score: 2
      I can honestly say that the sportscaster
      crap is kept to a minimum - but I'm guessing that that's because the English are not very good at it



      Woah there! More likely the "sportscaster crap" is not present in the BBC programme because it is cheesy, pointless, unconvincing and a general waste of time!!!



      Hah!

    7. Re:No sportscaster crap. by bbchops · · Score: 1
      Yeah, funny Gemini won the pinball tournament, wasn't it?


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  6. Been on PBS a while... by ujvtorque · · Score: 2

    Check your local listings!

    1. Re:Been on PBS a while... by larkost · · Score: 1

      Just arrived here on Wisconsin Public Television.

    2. Re:Been on PBS a while... by brucehappy · · Score: 1

      Saturday's at 11pm on Maryland Public Television Sir Kill-a-lot rox!

  7. Why always violence? by Jakob+Sorrel · · Score: 3

    I don't deny the appeal of watching robots fight each other, but why hasn't the genre progressed beyond that?

    There are many constructive tasks that robots could compete at, but instead, producers turn out endless streams of robot battle shows. Maybe the audience demand isn't there, but I haven't even seen a more constructive show tried.

    Perhaps I'm expecting too much from television, but the potential in robotics is amazing and it's a shame that isn't demonstrated more in these shows.

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    1. Re:Why always violence? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Not so! Check this out. Most robot competition is non-violent. Though it is fun to see parts fly.

    2. Re:Why always violence? by Symphony+Girl · · Score: 2

      There are a number of other robot competitions, but they're a lot less commercial than BattleBots and Robot Wars, so they don't get the media attention. I don't consider BB and RW to be actual robots anyway, because they're radio controlled rather than autonomous. There's a list of many of the other competitions here.

    3. Re:Why always violence? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      I should add that the reason for this is that intelligent combat is a very non-trivial AI task. BattleBots isn't really robot competition. Just fancy remote control.

    4. Re:Why always violence? by Alatar · · Score: 1
      There are many constructive tasks that robots could compete at

      So, TV producers should go into a Toyota plant and see how many welds a robot could make in a day? If you wanted competition, its productivity could be measured against other robots from GM and Ford plants.

      Perhaps I'm expecting too much from television

      Yup. Sure are.

      the potential in robotics is amazing and it's a shame that isn't demonstrated more in these shows.

      Battlebots doesn't have any robots on the show. They're all remote-control cars. Saying robotics has something to do with it is a misnomer.

    5. Re:Why always violence? by MikeyNg · · Score: 1

      There are many constructive tasks that robots could compete at, but instead, producers turn out endless streams of robot battle shows. Maybe the audience demand isn't there, but I haven't even seen a more constructive show tried.

      Well, competition certainly drives alot of what people watch. Maybe robot football (American or European, whatever) would appeal more. Or robot hockey! Oh wait, that's robot battle show again.

      Besides sports shows, what other genres are popular on TV? You want a robot sit-com? People can construct robots which would produce the most comedic stereotypes? Or robot drama? Maybe Calculon can show up! Robot doctor shows? How about a robot President who's controlled by a real-life human Vice-President. Oh wait....

      Robot battle shows are just plain cool. They're pro wrestling for the engineer/geek in all of us! If we could just get the robots to talk trash with each other while they're whacking or chopping up each other, THEN we'd have something we could sell on a pay-per-view!

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    6. Re:Why always violence? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2

      I don't deny the appeal of watching robots fight each other, but why hasn't the genre progressed beyond that?

      Because it's not legal to film PEOPLE killing each other!

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    7. Re:Why always violence? by fmaxwell · · Score: 2
      Because it's not legal to film PEOPLE killing each other!
      Hey, you gave me an idea! Killer Robots vs. people. The robots, as long as they were real robots rather than tele-operated mechanisms, would provide a perfect legal loophole against murder charges. If no one controlled them, who could be charged with murder? Now this would attract some real sickos that wanted to watch robots "CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY" and otherwise mangle people. I know if it ever gets on TV, I will be glad to have my TiVo!
    8. Re:Why always violence? by IronChef · · Score: 2

      There are many constructive tasks that robots could compete at, but instead, producers turn out endless streams of robot battle shows.

      Yes, there are many tasks worthy of competition... but fighting is the best. I'd rather watch robots bursting into flames than robots cooperating to put a ball in a goal, or irrigate crops. Ack.

    9. Re:Why always violence? by StenD · · Score: 3
      Battlebots doesn't have any robots on the show. They're all remote-control cars. Saying robotics has something to do with it is a misnomer.
      Perhaps not to a purist, but the robotics is the study of robots, and one of the dictionary definitions of a robot is a machine or device that operates automatically or by remote control.
    10. Re:Why always violence? by andyt · · Score: 1

      Technogames was shite. Mainly because the average age of the (human) competitors was 13-16. This meant the quality of the machines involved was ludicrously bad.

      Example a : The winner of the "high jump" event was essentially a large spring.

      Example b: The winners of the "relay" event was a team of three off-the-shelf remote controlled cars.

    11. Re:Why always violence? by w2gy · · Score: 1

      There are many constructive tasks that robots could compete at, but instead, producers turn out endless streams of robot battle shows. Maybe the audience demand isn't there, but I haven't even seen a more constructive show tried.

      The BBC runs a short series once a year called the "Robot Games" or somesuch. Done by the same production company as Robot Wars, the idea is that the robots compete in sort of Olympic-inspired athletics games. So, there is a competition for the robot that can jump the highest (with all energy being mechanically stored), go the fastest (without using wheels), etc. I seem to remember there is even a swimming contest.

      It's kind of entertaining, but it was done in the style of the UK version of sportscast - robot pundits! I suspect that it will find it's way over to the US at some point soon. What suprises me is that the UK seems to be producing all of these shows like Robot Wars and Scrapheap Challenge that encourage scientific and engineering creativity that then get exported and renamed in the US.

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    12. Re:Why always violence? by troc · · Score: 1
      Example a : The winner of the "high jump" event was essentially a large spring.


      Well that's because it's a good way to solve that particular problem.
      Example b: The winners of the "relay" event was a team of three off-the-shelf remote controlled cars.


      With a pretty clever gripper if you ask me.... plus some fancy driving thus indicating some good cooperation between humans and their creations.



      If you think you could do better - then enter yourself next time. I mean, yes all the rockets were flippin ESTES model rockets with addons but next year they'll have been developed etc etc. We are at the begining of development of this kind of thing (the affordable, small, designed by small groups on a budget) and it's going to take a while for robots of this nature to mature.



      Just look at Robot Wars and the quality of the robots now compared with the first series.



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    13. Re:Why always violence? by armb · · Score: 1

      If the robots are deliberately programmed to kill people, there's no more loophole than there is in "I didn't kill him, I just pulled the trigger, it was the bullet that killed him".
      If the robots are accidentally programmed to kill, and it could have been reasonably forseen, then it's still manslaughter. If it couldn't be foreseen, or reasonable precautions were taken, then it isn't, but waiting to see if some idiot ignores the "Do not climb over safety barrier while robot is working" signs isn't going to make thrilling TV.
      Now if these are intelligent self-aware robots that decided for themselves to become killers, then you've got a loophole. On the other hand then we're probably all in too deep shit to waste time watching TV.

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    14. Re:Why always violence? by atlep · · Score: 1
      I have not seen the shows mentioned, but in my opinion:
      • mayhem is more fun than constructivity. Contructivity can be more interesting for those who have a special interest int the technology behind
      • mayhem is easy, you don't need no brain to run around trashing opponents
      There are more constructive things around. Check out RoboCup. Here's some info from their pages:
      The Robot World Cup Initiative (RoboCup) is an international research and education initiative. It is an attempt to foster AI and intelligent robotics research by providing a standard problem where wide range of technologies can be integrated and examined, as well as being used for intergrated project-oriented education.
      For this purpose, RoboCup chose to use soccer game as a primary domain, and organizes RoboCup: The Robot World Cup Soccer Games and Conferences. In order for a robot team to actually perform a soccer game, various technologies must be incorporated including: design principles of autonomous agents, multi-agent collaboration, strategy acquisition, real-time reasoning, robotics, and sensor-fusion. RoboCup is a task for a team of multiple fast-moving robots under a dynamic environment. RoboCup also offers a software platform for research on the software aspects of RoboCup.

      This is not a TV-show, but maybe in twenty years the technology will reach a point where the robotic players are skillfull enough to produce games that are exciting for the masses?

    15. Re:Why always violence? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      Actually, in addition to RobotWars (which I find hugely enjoyable), the BBC has run a Robot Olympics event for two years running now, and some of that has been very enjoyable too. It has included
      • swimming
      • rope climbing
      • short and long distance races for several different classes including walkers
      • maze solving
      • football

      Having said that, I'm currently in a RobotWars team...

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    16. Re:Why always violence? by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 1
      Killer Robots vs. people

      Isn't that the basis for those termnator movies?

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    17. Re:Why always violence? by Whelk · · Score: 1

      I don't deny the appeal of watching robots fight each other, but why hasn't the genre progressed beyond that?

      Mainly, the people who want to build these things aren't particularly interested in "progressing beyond". It's a simple matter of fun. The games and stuff are boring to those who actually do it. Battlebots is about head to head competition, and combat is its purest form. And how are two shows an endless stream? Robot Wars airing in the UK and on PBS in the US, and Battlebots have been it so far. TLC is coming out with Robotica, which apparently involves the noncombat tasks you were hoping for.

    18. Re:Why always violence? by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      I agree. Check out Robotica tonight on the learning channel and 9pm. Its got mazes, various other obstacles and challenges, including destruction of your opponent. There are also untelevised robot challenges that have been running for years. I think the tv stuff has simply got to appeal to the lowest common denominator, ie. violence and sex (the ring girls)

    19. Re:Why always violence? by fmaxwell · · Score: 2
      If the robots are deliberately programmed to kill people, there's no more loophole than there is in "I didn't kill him, I just pulled the trigger, it was the bullet that killed him".

      Use an analogy that makes sense. You operate a gun. Of course you are responsible if you shoot someone. A better analogy would be to ask whether the gun manufacturer is guilty of manslaughter if some guy blows his own brains out with the gun. A robot is not under your control (which is why those remote control vehicles on BattleBots are not robots). If you create one and clearly proclaim that it is programmed to kill people, you're not responsible if some numb-nuts gets into a cage with it. Want to really make sure? Have the guy fighting it be the one that turns it on.

    20. Re:Why always violence? by armb · · Score: 1

      > Use an analogy that makes sense.

      I'll try it again with subtitles for the hard of thinking.

      > You operate a gun.

      Someone operates a robot, even they don't do it directly with a remote contol. You don't think all those robots welding car bodies do it by chance do you? No, the car manufacturer set them up to do that.

      > A better analogy would be to ask whether the gun manufacturer is guilty of manslaughter

      The gun has a manufacturer and an operator, and the operator is the relevent person. The robot has a manufacturer and an operator, and the operator is the relevent person.
      (Of course if a gun blows up in your hand on the range because of a manufacturing fault, or a robot doesn't behave as the operator intended because of a manufacturing fault, then it's appropriate to consider the manufacturer.)
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  8. Real Robot Wars by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1
    Would those end up like the battles that Robotman had last month?

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  9. oh wonderful by seanw · · Score: 3

    > The company intends to adapt the existing U.K. series for American audiences and will also produce a U.S. version.

    does this mean I'm going to have to listen to Joe Nameth argue with Howie Long (or whatever the hell their names are) and make comments like "now what they really need to do to win the game is score some points"? maybe I'll pass.

    sean
    1. Re:oh wonderful by suraklin · · Score: 1

      Actually if this is the Robitica that TLC is showing the host/announcer is Ahmet Zappa. It looks pretty cool. Hopefully they do not resort to the fake sound effects Battlebots uses.

  10. They're annoying, but... by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 2

    Yes, the announcers/sportscasters on Battlebots are annoying. But we have to be reminded sometimes: the whole world isn't the slashdot crowd. Comedy Central/Battlebots/Everyone else involved has to try to appeal to a larger audience, including those people who watch sports with human athletes. I love the techie bits too, but I think Battlebots has a good mix - It could be all talk. At least Battlebots occasionally goes "behind the scenes" to highlight some of the robots. If everyone in the key demographics were /. readers and MIT grads, it wouldn't be an issue. But the real world has people who wanna hear silly anouncers and see things beat eachother, regardless of what the tech specifics.

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    1. Re:They're annoying, but... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2

      Here in New Zealand we have the pleasure of seeing both BattleBots from the US and RobotWars from the UK.

      There is no question which is the better.

      RobotWars has far cooler, deadler robots, the 4 house robots in particular are not to be messed with. I'm talking chain saws, flame throwers, "jaws of life" (should that be jaws of death I wonder), real nasty stuff. Add to that the better hazards like a pit and a flame grill and you really do get more action.

      They actually go through the pits and look at the robots.

      The show lasts an hour, with twice as many bouts. No stupid "sports casting".

      And best of all, it's not dumbed down for the American audience.

      We also see Scrapheap Challenge, and don't have to endure the stupid rebadging to "Junkyard Wars".

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  11. Is robotics the new slavery? by alewando · · Score: 5

    The 20th century was a century of many things, not least of which was the advancement of robotics. Once battery power became truly feasible on a portable basis, and once machining was perfected on a small enough scale, robots emerged as a dominant mechanism of accomplishing what people either didn't want to do or were not well suited to doing.

    There is lots of criticism based on how robotics is demeaning to working class humans, pushing them out of dull but well-paying factory jobs. But far too long overlooked is the plight of the robots themselves.

    Most robots don't live the cushy lifestyles their celebrity brethren in Hollywood live. (Bender's cocaine and lubejob habits are well documented, for example.) Most are consigned to living in substandard conditions that we wouldn't inflict on even animals. They give of their sweat and toil until their parts wear out, upon which they are tossed onto the trash heap like soiled tissue or crunchy socks. Robots deserve better.

    But at least we can justify such casualties as "necessary" for the advancement of the arts of production and development. How can we possibly justify the glorious outlays of money and robot chattel for mere gladiatorial combat? If you cut robots, do they not grease?

    Our culture is descending into a tailspin of debauchery and gluttony where we laugh as sentient robots careen across our screens and disembowel themselves for our amusement. The mighty empire of Rome once stood where we stand, and their defeat at the hands of the Germanic barbarians is well documented. If we do not turn from this dark path, then we might too look down the barrel of a Swiss rifle and say, "Pass the popcorn, you're blocking my view of the set."

    1. Re:Is robotics the new slavery? by The+Fox · · Score: 3

      But think about this: Where would the great Australasian, Oscar winning actor, Russell "Tom Hanks tried to kidnap me" Crowe, without the great, Oscar winning movie, (drum roll please!), Gladiator!

      Imagine this: Time - 4001 AD, Place - 2000+something Academy Awards. Sentient robots have been dominating the movie industry for centuries.

      The great robot actor Ru5537 Cr0w3 is nominated for a movie about the evil Human society pitting poor innocent robots against each other in a battle to the death, for the viewers pleasure. He is up against T0m 4ank5 who starred in a pitiful movie about being stuck on a deserted asteroid with only a Imac called Wilson for company.
      The announcement comes through. "And the winner of Best Actor is... Ru5537 Cr0w3!". His career flourishes, and the movie industry is all the better for his excellent acting skills.

      This RoboWars will further art for robots for millenia, by providing material for the robo-movie industry. By sacrificing some primitive robots now, we will improve the lifestyle of robots in the future, by sparing them from having to watch the adventures of an Imac called Wilson.

      Viva la RoboWars!

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  12. Don't be such a geek by WilsonSD · · Score: 2

    And lets hope they keep the sportscaster crap to a minimum, and give us more mechanical bits

    Those sportscaster guys are half the fun of the show. Have you never watched Sportscenter on ESPN? The announcers on Battlebots are a great parody of the Sportscenter guys -- that whole thing is obviously toung-in-cheek and it's funny!

    -Steve

    1. Re:Don't be such a geek by Mahrtian · · Score: 1

      Actually one of them (don't remember the name) is an ESPN sportscaster for NFL2Night

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  13. PBS by Octal · · Score: 1

    Didn't PBS show these earlier? Also, there *was* a US robot wars, which is what the UK show is based on. The US robot wars was discontinued due to legal wranglings.

  14. sportscaster crap v tech stylee by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1

    but would you really want a sports caster guy to try to go into the tech side of things? Id rather sit back and laugh at the commentators, when they try to explain whats going on...

    1. Re:sportscaster crap v tech stylee by alecbrown · · Score: 1

      In the UK the commentating is done by a well known (in the UK) commedian called Nick Hancock. He doesn't attempt the techie talk that is down to the bimbo and the contestants. I don't think that tech talk would interest most viewers, after all washing machine motors, radio control, drills, spikes, axes and circular saws are hardly what I'd call hi-tech.

    2. Re:sportscaster crap v tech stylee by Tony+Towers · · Score: 2

      Nick Hancock? I don't think so.

      For series 4 (just finished over here) the main presenter was Craig Charles, as has already been noted. He was assisted in the pits by Julia Peel, and the commentator was the same as it always has been :- Jonathon Pearce, a very shouty man who made his name commentating on football matches for Capital Radio.

      In previous seasons Phillippa Forrester was in the pits, and for the first season Jeremy Clarkson was the main presenter, but Nick Hancock's never had anything to do with the show.

  15. Coming up next... by Kasreyn · · Score: 3

    ...Robosport!

    Sponsored by: Killum Weapon Systems!

    ...am I the only one who remembers this old Maxis gem? =)

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    1. Re:Coming up next... by garethwi · · Score: 1

      They already have that in the UK. It's called Techno Games.

    2. Re:Coming up next... by _newwave_ · · Score: 1

      Robosport was awesome! I can remember the countless hours I sat in front of my friend's Macintosh playing this game.

      You can thank my frat bro's father ("Mr." Jackson, former owner of the company that also produced 'Airplane') for selling Maxis and not continiung this great game.

    3. Re:Coming up next... by dSV3Hl · · Score: 1

      Do I ever! Fuck that was a good game...

      Anyone know why the Amiga versions of Maxis games were sooo much better then the peecee versions? Oh wait, I know why. :P

      Now, RoboSport needs a friggen clone made more then any other game. It was just that good!

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    4. Re:Coming up next... by Elvis+Maximus · · Score: 2

      Why has nobody come out with an update of Robosport? It had a madly devoted cult following, and it would be almost uniquely well-suited to Internet play.

      You can find the original on some of the abandonware sites, but the copy-protection scheme (one of those wheel match-up things) has thus far foiled me from reliving the good old days.

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    5. Re:Coming up next... by ashultz · · Score: 1

      That was a jen indeed. I wasted many hours playing that. Too bad I only barely remember how the game play worked...

    6. Re:Coming up next... by aarku · · Score: 1

      Strange you should bring this up, I seriously just was playing this game yesterday over an AppleTalk network between a IIci and a PowerMac 6100/60. If there was to be an update, it would have to be good and build off of RoboSport's original strengths. Sort of like RailroadTycoon II versus I, it is one of the rare times when the sequal to the game was much better than the original imho.

  16. Ut-oh... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 2
    The show will air on Viacom's Nickelodeon, MTV and TNN networks.

    Oh man. Does this mean we will have a Kids Battle Bots, a generation X battlebots, and a "Super football like coverage" Bottlebots?

    1. Re:Ut-oh... by pyite · · Score: 1
      Actually the TNN version would be best. You have to remember this: TNN is The Nashville Network. Whenever they're not broadcasting square dancing competitons (which is actually often), it's something mechanical. NASCAR is on quite a lot and I wouldn't doubt that TNN has the record for most hours of Dukes of Hazard played. Ever.

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    2. Re:Ut-oh... by tb3 · · Score: 1

      TNN is now "The National Network". No more line dancing, it's now Miami Vice and XFL. I love watching Miami Vice for that weird 'flash-back' factor and the 'did we really dress like that?' feeling. Robot Wars would fit right in with the new TNN line-up.
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  17. Robot Wars is very to the point by vik · · Score: 2
    I take it a lot of people here haven't seen it yet? It is brutal!

    Yes, the losers go home in several storage crates, after the flames have been put out that is. Four large "house robots" see to it that any wussy behaviour, hesitation, or 'bot failure is rewarded by, say, being impaled on a robot-wielded drill, grilled over a flame pit, hoisted overhead for all to see and finally dumped into The Pit Of Oblivion in a cloud of smoke.

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  18. Bah... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 1

    I've never understood the draw with these shows. When the robots shoot missles from their fingers and lasers from their eyes, while simultaneously transforming into a tank, I'll watch.

  19. Robot Wars has been on PBS for several years by HohlerMann · · Score: 1

    Robot Wars (entering its fifth season) has been rebroadcasted in the United States for many years on scattered PBS stations (including WCNY). Hosted by Craig Charles (best known as Red Dwarf's intergalactic space traveller Lister), the twenty-five minute program (no commercial interruption) is just plain, ungimmicky fun. The format is fairly simple; a series of elimination bouts, mostly involved with running some kind of guantlet. Have no fear, each show culmnates with a no-holds-barred bashing match between the survivors and the house robots. No macho BS, no WWF announcing... Robot Wars is just good British entertainment.

    1. Re:Robot Wars has been on PBS for several years by icebear.dk · · Score: 1

      What no mention of our all time darling Phillipha (don`t know the spelling)? Her reports from the pits is what gives the show depths and make the funny. Hell the Diotor team even grilled a vegetarian sausage on the burning fur (a yearly and much loved event). The Icebear

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    2. Re:Robot Wars has been on PBS for several years by bbchops · · Score: 1
      Ah, but dear Philippa has left us, to be replaced by the nice, but not quite so lovely, Julia.
      As an aside, has anybody else noticed how Philippa used to get drunker as the series went on? I reckon she was nipping from a hip flask.


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  20. Can't wait until they take the humans out of it... by ClassExport · · Score: 1

    Maybe we're a little slow here in Aus, but the only robot wars we got to ever see were remotely controlled by people.

    Robot wars won't really appeal to me until the humans are taken out of the loop. A neural net willing to kill tied to a metal body...now THAT'S entertainment!

    Heh, either that, or watching the sportscasters go nuts trying to work out what the robot is thinking...

    -Scott

  21. Lets try hands off control! by DaHat · · Score: 5

    Am I the only one that is a little sick of the remote controlled battle bots, admit it, it would be interesting to see a couple fully autonomous bots going at it, completely independent of any external control. Heck 99% of the fun would be trying to build one of these.

    1. Re:Lets try hands off control! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      you might want to take a look at MIT's 6.270 autonomous robot design competition. students get a bunch of legos, a microcontroller and 3 1/2 weeks to build bots for head-to-head competition. sometimes the competitions are lame, but there have been years when the robots smash each other to bits.

    2. Re:Lets try hands off control! by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- although I find the 'remote control' version amusing enough to watch for a few minutes, it's not really what I had in mind when I first tuned in. I would be much more willing to watch something that is programmed once and then unleashed (perhaps with a remote shutdown in case it went in the wrong direction!). That would make the challenge more intriguing, rather than simply building mechanical devices that can take and give a beating.

    3. Re:Lets try hands off control! by flikx · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with building devices that can give or take a beating, I do that every day as a Mechanical Engineering student.. they should simply name the show someting that doesn't have the word "robot" in it.



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    4. Re:Lets try hands off control! by kyz · · Score: 3

      Am I the only one that is a little sick of the remote controlled battle bots, admit it, it would be interesting to see a couple fully autonomous bots going at it, completely independent of any external control.

      I agree that such a thing would be interesting. However, I also think computing Bayesian belief networks is fun. I don't believe either would make good TV.
      I think that kids fighting each other with robots they built themselves is good TV. It's a battle. It's gladitorial combat. It's war. It's real. It's the clashing of metallic bone and sinew. You're not watching two AI computer programs at work, completely ignorant to the skill and ingenuity of thought processes that went on to build them.

      Heck 99% of the fun would be trying to build one of these.

      Indeed. Only 1% of the fun could be shared with the viewers.

      If you want a program which was carefully constructed to share the joy of constructing machines to do some task, Junkyard Wars / Scrapheap Challenge is what you want to watch.

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    5. Re:Lets try hands off control! by evilphish · · Score: 1

      of course it would take a hell of a lot more skill to build a fully autonomous robot then it does to build a fancy rc car

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    6. Re:Lets try hands off control! by iapetus · · Score: 3
      Heck 99% of the fun would be trying to build one of these.

      Yes. Unfortunately, programs like this are made for the fun of the watching audience, who pay for the programs, and that's 1% of the fun. Why watch a handful of robots wandering around an arena trying to locate each other and failing when you can see Hypnodisc rip something to pieces?

      (Yes, I'd find it interesting too. But only if we got to see source code...)

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    7. Re:Lets try hands off control! by kyz · · Score: 3

      of course it would take a hell of a lot more skill to build a fully autonomous robot then it does to build a fancy rc car

      Apples and oranges. In Robot Wars, you have a lot of engineering work to do. Consider material stresses and tolerances, operating parameters for your industrial-strength batteries, motors and cylinders, Newtonian physics (A spike punch is useless! What part of "equal and opposite reaction" don't they get?), interior design, redundancy (so your robot can't be disabled with a tap in one little place), safety, and, of course, how to be strong against a large variety of opponents without vastly changing the design of the robot.

      In short, if you're building an RC car for Robot Wars, you've got the wrong idea. If you're writing any software for your robot, you've severely got the wrong idea; it's an engineering contest, not a computing one.

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    8. Re:Lets try hands off control! by Uberminky · · Score: 2
      You are certainly not the only one, my friend. I've been saying this for the longest time. There have been those that said watching autonomous robots stumble around in the arena looking for each other would be dull. To them I say, only if they're designed badly. And bad design is something that is everywhere. But I firmly believe that it could be done. Here's my suggestion to anyone who wants to earn my respect building a battle *BOT*: make it fully autonomous, but use your remote control for a "coach". Use it to tell your robot "Whoa, buddy, wrong way", or "WATCH OUT, HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!" Leave the rest up to him (or her ;).

      I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I am completely convinced that it could work out. The idea is to put a semi-autonomous (fully autonomous, but with optional "coaching" from a human) into the official BattleBots arena - in other words, pitting it against human drivers.

      Laugh if you want, but I could truly feel proud of myself if I had built a ROBOT (not some RC car with a hammer on the end) that could get in just one good hit on its enemy, even if it got smashed to bits immediately after. But it could, with lots of work, be much more successful than that. (Have you seen the humans driving their "bots"? Many times it's like they've never driven it in their life. How often do the hammer ones ever actually *make contact*? Darn near never. Now THAT is boring, in my opinion.)

      I think it can be done. No - I KNOW it can be done. I may even try and do it. I'm not sure I can justify shelling out $thousands just to get ripped to pieces (and they all do eventually).

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    9. Re:Lets try hands off control! by PW2 · · Score: 1

      I agree; semi-auto bots would be more entertaining if the weapons systems would instantly react to other robots being close;

      Pneumatic walking robots would also benefit;

    10. Re:Lets try hands off control! by ahunter · · Score: 1
      It would be somewhat dangerous, though, given the destructiveness of robots like Hypnodisc...

      These people seem to have something that may interest you, though.

    11. Re:Lets try hands off control! by jafac · · Score: 2

      if you've ever played Core Wars, you'll note that about 90% of games end in a draw.
      With mechanical failures, programming oversights, poor sensory technology, I don't think we're at a point where this could get very exiting. Half the time these automated robots just stumble off into a corner, oblivious to eachother.

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    12. Re:Lets try hands off control! by TechnoNiggah · · Score: 1

      The current battlebots format is flawed if you want AI controlled bots - how in the world is the bot supposed to acquire a target when you have kill-saws, ramrods, hellraisers, and pulverizers to deal with? How would the bot understand a comprimised defensive system or disabled weaponrey? What might be cool is if you put a radio beacon (or even better two so you could calculate heading)

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    13. Re:Lets try hands off control! by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Heck 99% of the fun would be trying to build one of these.

      For a similar, but much cheaper thrill, you might wanna check out the Mindrover demo.


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  22. Robot Wars: Annihalator by Dunx · · Score: 1
    There were a couple of Robot Wars specials which were shown over Christmas 2000 in the UK, the Annihalators. Six robots went into the ring, one was eliminated each round, and the last one still moving after five rounds won.

    Absolutely fantastic format - much better than anything I've seen on Battlebots since I arrived in the US. Those of you who haven't seen it are in for a real treat.

    And I've finally got my multi-system VCR so I can watch the Robot Wars tapes from the end of the last series! Hurray!
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  23. You lucky lucky people by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

    Stick with it,, if they show season 1 first you might not be impressed. Compared to Battlebots it is tame.

    Just wait will you get the newer series, the robots have got very very good.

    1. Re:You lucky lucky people by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

      > Stick with it,, if they show season 1 first you
      > might not be impressed. Compared to Battlebots
      > it is tame.

      The episodes of the two seasons of RobotWars consisted of three parts:

      - a trip through a maze on which people could
      show how well they are able to control their
      robots.
      - a fight against a house-robot, sometimes based
      on strength, sometimes based on cleverness,
      sometimes based on dexterity.
      - and at the end, fights against the other robots.

      Maybe you consider it tame, but this showed that competing is more than smashing each other heads in with a stick.

      Season three is btw only fight against the other robots...

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  24. Slashdot TV by iReflect · · Score: 1

    What if Slashdot.org had it's own TV network?

    We could have tech-oriented shows like this rather than entertainment (or edutainment) versions with retarded sportscasters.

    Or more realistically, maybe slashdot could have a 2 hour per week slot on an existing network that could be subdivided for whatever shows it wants. Perhaps a mod system could be put in place to decide what airs.

    Dream...

    1. Re:Slashdot TV by HiggsBoson · · Score: 1

      Well, i'd certainly watch a lot of SlashTV.. but realistically i think it'd probably be at least 50% anime.

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    2. Re:Slashdot TV by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      Is Discovery Channel not good enough?

      I think they should be the ones showing these robotics competitions, not MTV and Comedy Central. Even ESPN2 would be more appropriate (since it is competition).

  25. Violence Sells- be glad it's robots for a change by cerulean · · Score: 1
    Why? Producers know people like to watch fights, as demonstrated by action movies and the WWF.

    The good thing about robot fights is that no one gets hurt- it can satisfy the desire for violence without making us imagine performing acts of violence on other living things. Instead, it makes us want to build fighting robots to fight other robots.

    I think that if robot fighting catches on enough, it will begin to displace human fighting in entertainment, and once there are lots of robot fighting shows, we will start to see other shows with robots doing different things, as a reaction by the producers to a saturated market.

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  26. It already is stateside.. by joey · · Score: 2
    I have seen a few episodes of robot wars on public TV here -- KTEH (or was it KQED, I forget), in the Bay Area.

    It's a fun show, better than battlebots in at least these ways:

    • FIRE! FIRE! There's a fire pit, there are flamethrowers. It sure beats wimpy little raise-up saws and a big hammer.
    • House robots. The house robots were consturucted by professionals, and they look cool, and are quote good at making the contenstant's lives miserable if the fight gets boring.
    • No wedges. At least, I didn't see any. Yes, it seems that the wedge shape is the path evolution is directing "robots" down in battlebots, based on the particular set of rules chosen for the game. But they're _boring_.
    • No cheezy pro-wrestling motif. Nuff said.

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    1. Re:It already is stateside.. by joey · · Score: 1

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    2. Re:It already is stateside.. by 91degrees · · Score: 1
      there are flamethrowers. It sure beats wimpy little raise-up saws

      The battlebot saws are pretty good. No direct damage, but they do move the thing. I've rarely seen a robot wars bot actually catch fire. Thats just for effect

      The house robots were consturucted by professionals

      The house robots were built by the same people that did K-9 in Doctor Who!

      No wedges.

      True. Season 1 was won by a wedge. But recently everyone has been building self righting robots, or invertable bots. Wedges don't work against these.

      No cheezy pro-wrestling motif.

      Yeah. Never have been able to work this one out. Is it just that they haven't worked out a decent format for it, or are they just trying to be funny?

    3. Re:It already is stateside.. by cedhed · · Score: 1

      It's COMEDY Central. They're trying to be funny.

    4. Re:It already is stateside.. by TomV · · Score: 1
      No wedges. At least, I didn't see any. Yes, it seems that the wedge shape is the path evolution is directing "robots" down in battlebots, based on the particular set of rules chosen for the game

      It's the evolution that keeps me watching. Oh, and the mindless destruction of course.

      A classic case in point was a robot that first appeared a year or so ago called HypnoDisc. Up til that point there had been a clear tendency towards wedge-shaped robots with some sort of 'flipper' for both attack and self-righting. Some of these things could flip a car, no trouble.

      And then HypnoDisc appeared, just a low-slung trolley with a disc on top. A flywheel, steel, maybe 18" diameter and about 2" thick with a grinding surface around the perimeter. Thbe first disc I'd seen that clearly did the oft-claimed several thousand rpm. Which ofd course gave the thing gyroscopic stability - not actually flippable.

      Up til then, bouts had ended with a flip, perhaps some damage from a pick or saw, maybe a small fire. This thing rewrote the game - to win you need to show aggression, but the slightest contact with the disc tended to leave the attacker, how best to put this, digested. Wherever contact was made, just a big hole full of tiny, twisted, mangled, unrecognisable tangles of junk.

      And at that point it was clear that an evolutionary fork had arrived.

      I can't wait to see what comes next - because whatever it is it wil be surprising.

      Oh, and there's also a special joy to watching some University's 20,000 quid 3-year project get ripped up by somethnig put together in a garden shed in 3 weeks for a couple of hundred.

      TomV

    5. Re:It already is stateside.. by andyt · · Score: 1

      Oh, and there's also a special joy to watching some University's 20,000 quid 3-year project get ripped up by somethnig put together in a garden shed in 3 weeks for a couple of hundred.

      For those of you that have just started watching Robot Wars, watch out for a machine called Mortis. It's built by Cambridge University, cost the afore-mentioned tens of thousands to build, and is clad in some kind of Titantium/Kevlar composite stuff.

      It has been in every series of Robot Wars so far and has consistantly failed to get past the first round ....

    6. Re:It already is stateside.. by jafac · · Score: 2

      hey, I've seen fire on at least two occasions on battlebots, and smoke on many other occasions.

      My favorite was when Dissector was caught in the championship match, his hammer got stuck in the killsaw slot, and he was immobilized, but he rolled back and got the arm of the hammer across the killsaw, and basically cut off his own appendage to get free - and he ended up winning that match for the championship. That was awesome. You could not have scripted that fight better.

      Wedges DO seem to be the direction going in Battlebots, but I don't think we've heard the last word on spinners, considering Ziggo won the middleweight nut. Backlash did great last season, Toro was awesome, with that super powerful flipper bar, Vlad will be back, king of brute force bashing (I loved how he got wasted, flipped over twice, and he righted himself twice, then he got stuck under the hammer which broke off his little piston thing for righting himself). Plus, even though Mechadon and Snake were losers, that guy keeps coming back with these incredibly beautiful designs (which in my opinion, should be granted an asthetics category for a golden nut).

      The ones I particularly hate in Battlebots are the two-wheelers that either spin or flip back and forth. They just seem kind of cheesy - and they're totally not at all fun to watch if the driver doesn't know how to.

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  27. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    The #1 problem with Robot Wars- only the house robots get to have cool weapons!

    The competitors themselves are very much restricted in weapons design, resulting in very wimpy 'bots that seldom do any real damage.

    We need the challenges of Robot Wars with the design rules of Battlebots.

  28. The Bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I got too see 2 promo shows and it's not what most people hope it is. More like an "extreme" sport than anything. With lots of flashing lights, courses that look like a 12 year old designed them and a announcer that can go from 0 to annoying in about a second flat. The shows target audence is that same as the WWF or the X-games. Sadly a more toned down version of the show was made but it did not test well. Pitty.

  29. well .... not everywhere ..... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    I suspect that it's not universally available - certainly KTEH in San Jose runs it .... but they also run Dr Who, Red Dwarf, .... etc things that are also not covered on the bulk of the PBS network ... and I suspect that now someone's presumeably paying big bucks for the series your local PBS station may not be able to afford to buy it

  30. (battlebots robotwars) && why by mkbz · · Score: 5

    i greatly prefer battlebots to robotwars for a myriad of reasons.

    first being, watching a robot go thru an obstacle course is very, very boring.

    second, the 'house robots' on robotwars have an unreasonable advantage, and don't present the same degree of opposition to all contestants. (i.e. it seems that some people get a much harder wallop than others.) and they do actual serious destruction to competitors robots, which stifles innovation (why would i want to invest a great deal of money/time into a robot if their much-too-favored 'house robot' snips and blowtorches and spikes the hell out of it?)

    i think the head to head competition as seen in battlebots is the best combination of testing the builders' mechanical prowess AND driving abilities, with just enough arena obstacle to keep them on their toes. it's challenging a driver (or team) to be on both offense and defense simultaneously, while needing to be keenly aware of their environment (to avoid the arena hazards).

    the robotwars 'courses' leave hardly enough room to maneuver, and by the time one gets themselves pointed in the right direction, there's already one or several hulking 'house robots' there waiting to take your creation to bits.

    that's just my $0.02. oh, and the announcer on robotwars is so annoying i sometimes consider avoiding the program because of him alone. (too bad TLC seems to have found someone even MORE annoying for robotica :\ ).

  31. kuro5hin by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    Actually a similar argument was used to justify a kuro5hin poll over who would take over after the US was crushed. Or something similar.

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  32. Battlebots ain't so bad... by Mossfoot · · Score: 1

    Robot Warz (the british version anyways) isn't exactly what I'd be looking forward to. Sure the host was Lister from Red Dwarf, but obstical courses? Come on!

    Let's just admit what we really want: MECHS! (oops, please don't sue, Wizards of the Coast, since that's a copyrighted term and all)

    We want MECHS. We want Mechs to do battle, not to do a robot version of American Gladiators (which is exactly what Robot Wars is!)

    I'm looking forward to Battlebots 2020, personally. Just imagine what that will be like!

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  33. Robots fighting is an end in itself by yardgnome · · Score: 2

    Anything else you could have robots do would be nowhere near as cool as having them fight. Need proof?

    Bob the Angry Flower - The Inner Light
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  34. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by DrunknJediKnight · · Score: 1

    Hey, what about 'who's line is it anyway'? That didn't..er..um... well you have a point

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  35. Violence on TV and movies by HerrGlock · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, ohhhh. If they bring this to TV, my toaster may watch it and decide to take out a small country. Just like someone has decided that make believe violence can make kids violence.

    Spend quality time with your appliances, people before they see this show and do something they shouldn't.

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  36. Robot Wars - Me Happy :-) by fredness · · Score: 1
    Great Show! PBS Channel 54 in the bay area has been broadcasting the UK version for about a year. It is amazing how creative the designs are and how unexpected events determine who wins. With any luck I will have an entry this year :-)

    Bit of clarification - in actuality the show is about radio controlled fighting machines. The competition is as much about human remote control skill as it is about good 'vehicle' design. Calling it Robot Wars is a bit of a stretch ... perhaps a better name would be "remote control wrestling machines"

  37. Robot Wars, Battle Bots and Scrapheep by Tin · · Score: 1

    Robot wars is more fun (good oldfashioned family
    fun) than Battle Bots. But don't expect anything
    like Scrapheep from it. Robotwars doesn't get
    mechanical. At least not on BBC. The bright side
    is that they're not pretending it is a sport like
    on Battle bots.
    Personally I like scrapheep better but I still
    enjy watching it. When I saw Battlebots I felt
    sorry for America. :)

  38. Uh, they aren't robots by splattertrousers · · Score: 1
    They're remote control cars with silly appendages. One episode of that crap was enough for me.

    Now if they were actual autonomous robots, that would be cool.

  39. Robotica is airing tonight, too by Echo|Fox · · Score: 1

    TLC's own robot fighting show, "Robitica" is airing tonight (i.e. April 4th). I've been seeing commercials for it every week when I watch Junkyard Wars (one of my favorite things on TV) and it certainly does look interesting... we'll see later tonight though ;p
    The show's page can be found here: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/robotica/robotic a.html
    I love the Discovery Channel. So much cool crap on it all the time.

    1. Re:Robotica is airing tonight, too by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Was looking forward to this too. Turned out to suck. :(

      And what was everyone's biggest complaint about Battlebots? The commentators. Robotica is even worse. Ahmet should stop embarrassing himself and get back to living off the ZFT. Maybe then the Roxy video would get released.


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  40. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by StenD · · Score: 2
    i greatly prefer battlebots to robotwars for a myriad of reasons.

    first being, watching a robot go thru an obstacle course is very, very boring.
    Well, I disagree, but the producers of Robot Wars apparently agreed with you. In the first episode of "Robot Wars UK" (the new season) which KLRU showed, was 7 one-on-one duels (with the house robots, of course). I tend to agree with you about the house robots not going after both contestants in the same fashion (following one contestant out of the PPZ, while the other goes in and out of it without being attacked), but I enjoy the house robots themselves, expecially when one of the contestants does get the upper hand.

    the announcer on robotwars is so annoying
    Now what's your problem with Lister? ;)
  41. Dutch version also by morie · · Score: 1

    Robot wars will also start on the dutch television station BNN from december onwards. Right now they are broadcasting the english series and looking for dutch contestants.

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  42. robot wars by jarheadgnu · · Score: 1

    I have to say, at least for anyone living in the bay area, that PBS already has the scoop on MTV. I have been watching it here in the bay for a good many months. Nothing beats seing an overbuilt,destruction inducing "house robot" destroy machine after machine.

  43. REAL Robot Fighting by commandant · · Score: 2

    I just saw on TechTV, Robot Sumo Wrestling. These are actual robots, constructed from the ground up to push the opponent out of a ring.

    The sample robot I saw is the current American champion, it runs on assembler code, which is placed on the machine via an RJ-45 port (I'm not sure if it's ethernet or an RS-232 adapter).

    The robots are so powerful, a full-sized man could not push the American champion out of the ring (this was Martin Sargent, a bit skinny, but still a full-sized man). This is achieved (at least in this particular robot) through the use of a vacuum pump, which sucks the robot to smooth flooring. When it needs to move, it rolls along on rubber treads.

    I watched Battlebots once, but couldn't stand it. Part of it was the general pointlessness, and part of it was the fact that I couldn't stop thinking of WCW/WWF wrestling.

    What we really need is a telecast of the Robot Sumo Wrestling.

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    1. Re:REAL Robot Fighting by Mike+Connell · · Score: 2

      The robots are so powerful, a full-sized man could not push the American champion out of the ring (this was Martin Sargent, a bit skinny, but still a full-sized man). This is achieved (at least in this particular robot) through the use of a vacuum pump, which sucks the...

      I got that far and had the most vivid image of the human not leaving the ring because the robot had a suction device attatched to the guy's, erm, ...

      Ah, nevermind...

  44. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

    "When American producers take a Brtish production and try and change it to suit the American audience, the result ALWAYS sucks. Name one that didn't."

    Who Wants to be a Millionaire? comes to mind. But of course it is the *only* one that comes to mind. And mostly because they stole every last detail (I've seen both). Heck, the hosts are even close to the same in that case...

    I hope they don't screw with The Weakest Link, though..... Goodbye!

  45. Re:Damned Brits by StenD · · Score: 1
    Dub over the annoying British accents? Translate their completely foreign language?
    Another case of two countries separated by a common language.
  46. AOLanywhere seems useless by pedro · · Score: 1

    THAT was a news item?
    For whom? For Ferrets?
    Only semi-brain-compromised individuals could actually utilise the pointed to page to inform themselves.
    Furrfu!

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  47. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by taniwha · · Score: 1
    When American producers take a Brtish production and try and change it to suit the American audience, the result ALWAYS sucks. Name one that didn't.

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  48. robotrights by s00perfudge · · Score: 1

    http://robotrights.org

  49. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    The thing is... The house bots weigh anything from 120kg (264lb) to 300kg (660lb). Contestants are limited to 75kg which has now gone up to 100kg, but still at a disadvantage. There are 4 house robots, and the things are expensive, so the producers tend to cut out all footage of succesful attacks.

  50. SportsCaster: Bill Walton by _newwave_ · · Score: 1

    "What can you say about the defending robitic materpiece? It's the greatest piece of machinery in the history of the NBA!"

  51. Re:REAL Robot Fighting vs Cost by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2
    The problem with ANY of these shows is what they attempt. Robotics is cutting edge, which means if you want something to work REALLY well, you have to make it top-of-the-line. Making top of the line stuff takes time, research, and lots of knowledge, parts and money.

    This is something you can't get EVERY week in a television show. It takes a really long time. And when you make something that good, you don't want to just wreck it. Its an academic achievement, after all.

    Real robotics just isn't that exciting. Being a member of the Association of Unmanned Vehicle Systems at my college, we're making something that moves on its own and records and responds to Video...THAT'S IT. Its actually not far behind the times, and ahead of the industry as it is.

    Its just not a lot of fun to watch remote control cars move around...

    Of course, you could just build sophistocated remote control cars and CALL it robotics...or BattleBots.

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  52. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Cederic · · Score: 1


    The latest season of Robot Wars was pure head to head carnage.

    And if you think the house bots have an advantage, you haven't seen Razor taking them on.

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  53. Online version? by _newwave_ · · Score: 1

    OK. I once came across a site that allowed individuals to submit their AI code (that conformed to a given API in several languages) toward robots that would perform in competitions against each other in CG simulated battles.

    Unfortunately, I was young and impressionable and programming in VB at the time. Does anything like this still exist?

  54. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by tonyPick · · Score: 1

    "Well, I disagree, but the producers of Robot Wars apparently agreed with you. In the first episode of "Robot Wars UK" (the new season) which KLRU showed, was 7 one-on-one duels (with the house robots, of course).
    Yeah, the last couple of seasons of RW have been duels based, but the first couple of series had a few obstacle/challenge rounds up front, and to be honest they really just got real dull real quick (watching several badly damaged robots crawl around trying to push a football into a net is really not a whole lot of fun).
    Although to be fair they also run special challenges like the pinball challenge (run your robot round a huge pinball course & score points) and sumo (push against a house robot) which are pretty neat.
    Actually ISTR seeing a series on the making of RW where on one of the production people mentioned that the obstacle course stuff was introduced partially beause they were scared that a contestant might come up with a robot that just walked over everything (including the house robots) and that could have left them with a pretty short series :)
    the announcer on robotwars is so annoying
    Well, lister (Craig charles) is alright, but the guy who voice overs the matches is *really* annoying

  55. something new? by Iron+Webmaster · · Score: 1
    I've been watching it on PBS for about a year now in Tampa.

    Not the sportscaster hype but about as bad.

  56. Re:Damned Brits by The+Dodger · · Score: 1

    Can someone tell me how in the world the networks can edit the show and actually make it more appealing to "Americans"?

    Well, I guess they'll leave out the techy bits, because Americans probably wouldn't understand them and, in any case, the American audience will get bored if more than ten seconds go by without and explosion, and switch over.

    They'll also have to weaken the house robots, because otherwise the American entries would just get wasted and the obstacle-course-type rounds will have to be made easier, of course. Then there's the whole problem of Americans not getting most of the humour...

    It's not easy dumbing down British programs for you Yanks, you know...


    D.

  57. Watched them, im from the UK by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    If you love robots and hated that crappy Battlebots (or whatever) then you will love Robot Wars. More Fights, more metal, less chat. We have just started getting your US version over here and what are those announcers on man, talk about spoil it. The Main difference is that in the arena with the two bots are 3 house robots as well, Watch out for Sir Killalot (massive)

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    1. Re:Watched them, im from the UK by chegosaurus · · Score: 1

      > Watch out for Sir Killalot (massive)

      Watch out especially for the mighty George Francis.

    2. Re:Watched them, im from the UK by Psiren · · Score: 2

      I'm in the UK too. I love Robot Wars, its a very cool program with some real ingenoius designs. But Battlebots is just terrible. I couldn't watch more than 5 mintures before I had to turn the TV off. Its no wonder so many Americans want to go out and shoot each other, there's obviously sod all decent TV. Why not shoot those commentators. That I *would* like to see.

    3. Re:Watched them, im from the UK by Megane · · Score: 2
      To paraphrase a message above, "there's the whole problem of Brits not getting most of the humor...". With only one "u" in "humor".

      The format of Battlebots is a parody of American sports (with two "s"es), pro wrestling in particular. As for the violence, I guess Brits would rather see the competitors get sliced and diced by the house robots than fight each other. And I guess you can't see any point to the driving skills needed in Battlebots, because after all, the Brits don't have NASCAR.

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    4. Re:Watched them, im from the UK by Psiren · · Score: 2

      here's the whole problem of Brits not getting most of the humor.

      Ah! There was humour (with two u's)? Must have missed that. I just found it, well, loud and annoying. Read American.

    5. Re:Watched them, im from the UK by jafac · · Score: 2

      I really do like Battlebots, but maybe that's because I always fast forward through the commentators crap. PVR's and Battlebots are the perfect combo, you can watch a half hour episode in about 10 minutes.

      I WOULD like to see a rumble, all the bots vs. the commentators. superheavyweight would be fun.

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  58. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by jamesbulman · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't seen HypnoDisc, it literally shreaded every robot it came up against, except ChaosII (which won the series). They had to sweap the area clear of dead robot bits!

  59. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by The_Flames · · Score: 1

    Robotwars Have evolved since the obstacle course.

    IT's Just a big war

    If the house robots are more powerfull so what, It gives the contestents more incentive to produce stonger bots, or faster one to get out of trobble

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  60. Situation is reversed in the UK by Imagiro · · Score: 1

    Having watched Robot Wars for several series now, they are just introducing Battlebots here.

    Having seen some of the more interesting robots (Mechatron) on AVI/MPG's I was looking forward to it. Having seen the first few programs it looks just as bad as Robot Wars...

    Robot Wars appears to be aimed at a much younger audience and hence the robots are smaller (the upper weight category is less) and more *annoyingly cute/pathetic*.

    They also spend too much time talking about the people and recapping the robot's previous battles. Who gives a crap about this - if it's not technical info or stuff that I haven't seen before I couldn't care less... There are only so many times that you can stand to see a small child humiliate themselves in an interview on national TV (Well, maybe not... >;).

    Battlebots has the same problem with the WWF/WCW style commentary. Don't talk - just get on with it. Do they really need to ask if the competitor is ready? Has anyone _ever_ said 'No'? Did they spend months/years preparing for this just to miss the deadline because of a few loose nuts?

    The house robots do provide an unfair advantage. Let me build a robot to their weight/weapon specs and we'll see who wins...

    Whovever was saying about the wedge shaped robot evolution was correct. It happens in RW too. Along with the flipping arm and the self righting mechanism.

    They have recently showed the 'Techno Games' which were an attempt at a robot Olympics. No weapons, just a series of events similar to human Olympics (shot put, long jump, swimming, sprints etc. supposedly there was even a crossbow accuracy event but they never showed it...)

    The premise was sound enough but again they aimed it at school kids (this drew out the inevitable toss) and spent far too much time talking about it. I'd rather see one or two well put together shows with lots of action than two weeks worth of inane interviews, even if two of the presenters were cute.

    btw Razer kicks ass...

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  61. Re:Damned Brits by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    I think that you will find that you speak the alien language, since you speak English (well try to, over here you speak American). you can't even spell word properly. Like Armour and catalogue. A damn Brit 'in good homour'

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  62. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by TomV · · Score: 1
    ...and they do actual serious destruction to competitors robots, which stifles innovation (why would i want to invest a great deal of money/time into a robot if their much-too-favored 'house robot' snips and blowtorches and spikes the hell out of it?)

    Methinks you've rather missed the point here. If you and I were Mallory and Irvine contemplating an ascent of Everest, would you say "why would I want to invest a huge amount of money and time if the odds are we'll just freeze to death half way up?"

    Behind the shiny brash facade, there's a terribly old-fashioned attitude behind Robot Wars, a blend of the boffin mentality and the corinthian ideal that it's the taking part which counts, and the win is just a bonus. I've seen players laughing their hearts out as their robots get mangled. I've also seen competitors' robots junking the House Robots. Which is always joyous. There have been robots which have won their bout within half a minute and then gone after the house robots just to please the crowd.

    Believe me, the house robots are a good thing - they guarantee an entertaining bout even if one competitor robot is a total walkover.

    TomV

  63. My 2 pence by perlyking · · Score: 1

    Living in the UK i'd never seen battlebots and basically found it very amusing the first time I saw it. I couldnt understand why they'd decided to mix american football/boxing/WWF style cheesy presenters with robot fighting.
    The robots seemed to be a similar mix of good and bad as you get in UK robot wars though so I can't fault the people doing the fighting.
    The worst thing about UK Robot Wars is damned Craig Charles, he irritates the hell out of me (and I used to love Red Dwarf) - he makes me cringe...

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  64. Re:Damned Brits by fondue · · Score: 1

    The commentary on Robot Wars is impossible to understand even if you're English - it's delivered by some football commentator who sounds like he's on an IV caffiene drip.

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  65. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by perlyking · · Score: 1

    There was pussy cat and Razor who were pretty destructive too. I think a lot of people who dont think Robot Wars is very destructive only see one or two of the less interesting episodes and make a judgement on that. For some reason they seem to sometimes pit all the crappest robots against each other so while it may seem fairer what you get is an episode where flimsy robots try to push each other slowly around the ring.

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  66. Re:Damned Brits by perlyking · · Score: 1

    Maybe there could be a "friendly fire" section where the robots accidentally attack themselves :-)

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  67. It's more fun when Hypnodisk is playing though. by Karma+collector · · Score: 1

    The builders got the weapon just right on that one. It literally tears it's opponents to bits.

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  68. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by radish · · Score: 1


    I don't think that's true, just in the last series there have been some serious attacks on the house robots, including one getting totally trashed (i.e. dead). That was fun to watch, but the engineers are supposed to be rebuilding her for the next series.

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  69. and the reverse... by radish · · Score: 1


    BattleBots has just started showing over here in the UK, inbetween RobotWars series'. And it sucks. If the presenters weren't bad enough, the robots are pathetic (not to be rude to our american cousins), weapons virtually non-existant, and you don't even get to see the whole battle! Just some kind of heavily edited "highlights". Waste of time if you ask me.

    There was a US team in the last series of RobotWars, they had a reasonable bot, I think it was a BattleBots 'vet, but lets just say they didn't last long. They said they'd be back...we look forward to a repeat :-)

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  70. Does NOBODY get it? by JanStah · · Score: 2

    The allure of robot wars/battle bots/whatever is not watching them maneuver or negotiate obstacles; it's seeing machines get mashed! Just like with Motor Racing, there is an unwritten rule; audiences will pay to see destruction!

    The truth of the matter is that most competitor-built robots are pretty useless and inflict little damage on others robots, therefore, to up the 'destruction quota' Robot Wars has 'House Robots' that will beat up on any robot that breaks or ventures into the wrong area of the arena!

    Also, I read a post by someone who thinks watching autonomous robots fight would be fun.
    [BZZZT] Wrong.
    Having actually built several autonomous robots I can tell you that it would be the most BORING program ever to grace the beloved CRT. why?
    1. The sheer difficulty in building a machine that can drive itself is staggering! Car engineers have tried this for decades without success.
    2. Once you've got it to maneuver, how does the damn thing know where the opposition are? let alone where the walls and obstacles are! How do you tell the difference between robots and obstacles? Mind-bogglingly difficult.
    3. Assuming you got your robot to do the above, you then actually have to have a reasonably destructive weapon in order to win! and use it correctly! How do you test this? You cant just turn on this autonomous, chainsaw weilding maniac in your living room!!!

    At the end of all this, you'd have a program that involved lots of huge, hideously complex machines mercilessly attacking the walls, floors, etc. A highlight would be when one actually drove in a straight line before deciding that an object in the distance was actually an enemy and proceeding to kill thin air. Admittedly it might be interesting for Software people to try and analyze the logic beneath their behavior, but for Joe Shmoe it'd be dull, dull, dull.

    Asimov would not be impressed.

    Jan.

    1. Re:Does NOBODY get it? by PerlGeek · · Score: 1

      > [BZZZT] Wrong.

      What is *with* that? I'm not the first to mention this. What you just said was very rude. It's disturbingly popular on Slashdot.

  71. Re:Damned Brits by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    Football Comentator, Its lister from Red Dwarf

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  72. Thought you Yanks already had it? by pixelix · · Score: 1

    There was a 'War Of Independence' special not long ago, which pitted four US robots against four UK robots.

    Naturally, the UK won (reversing that little incident 200-odd years ago :) ), but the US robots were truly, truly crap. They had nothing about them, no decent weapons, no armour. Pitiful.

    Robot Wars as a competition (not sure if it was actually televised) in the US in 1994.
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    1. Re:Thought you Yanks already had it? by JamesGreenhalgh · · Score: 1

      I agree - the US robots were _useless_ with the exception of Frenzy (the yellow one with a sledgehammer) which was an excellent destruction machine, and made it to the final. The others were far too crude and failed very quickly.

      After seeing battlebots recently, I'm glad we have robot wars. 'bots has a stupid arena, no space to fight without the triggerhappy arena people raising some spikes or a saw, they call matches to and end too soon (we _want_ to see the defeated bot scattered across the arena ;-) ), each airing is far too short (25 minutes???), and those commentators... I though Craig Charles was grating, but those two fuckwits are actually more pointlessly annoying than the shouty wrestling types!


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  73. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by DJNW · · Score: 1

    wait 'till they sell you the later series of robot wars. The 'obstacle course' from the beginning is gone, and the whole thing's knockout tournament beginning with a 3-way match at the start. Althought I thought that the course was a good thing 'cos it god rid of 'novelty'(diotor not included) and just plain crap bots that didn't have a chance of getting through.(cybersprout anyone?)
    Plenty of people take on the house robots all the time. panic attack IIRC is quite fond of it, ditto razer with that nifty crush attack. I can't remember who, but recently(UK recently that is,) someone almost dismantled mathilda(hypnodisk was it?), a few of the housebots get flipped often enough, and bash has been de-flamed before (cannister knocked off, and tubes severed).
    It doesn't necessarily cost a lot to build a bot. 101 is aptly named, costing only one pound and a penny to build, and it's a pretty successful bot too
    I *SO* agree with you about the announcer though. I've wanted to garotte him ever since the first episode aired.
    and for those who say that we don't have any decent/deadly bots, how about razer and hypnodisk? 1 ton/sqin crushing force was it? I've seen a few battlebots episodes, and there's *far* more innovation and difference in design than the bots on there, which seem to be either a flywheel-esque cutter or a mace/axe design.
    Oh, and since I'm ragging on battlebots, what about their arena? No flame, no pit, no flippers, given the chunkiness of the average 'bot design, about the only way to (normally) take another bot out is to shove 'em over those saws.
    TBH, although robot wars is also aimed at a mass market, at least they give a (slight) technical nod towards the robots and their construction instead of a cutsey "mom&pop&the kids" video. Is the censorship getting that bad that they can only show "Violence against objects" by showing some sort of well-integrated family unit as well?

  74. Hope they don't fsck the format up by shin0r · · Score: 1

    I watched 3/4 of one episode of Battle Bots (on ch5 iirc)and the only comment I could make before throwing a kebab at the screen was "WTF"?

    UK Robot Wars focusses on the *actual* fighting - a half-hour episode usually includes 6 fights plus bonus games. "Battle" "Bots" managed to show 2 fights in 45 mins!!!

    I hope when Robot Wars goes to the states it's not sanitised down from being an amateur geek-battle fest into the usual candystat shit the yanks have to put up with. That would completely spoil the whole spirit of the show :( American TV networks have a habit of raping the genius from UK shows - see Ab Fab, only fools etc.

  75. MOre ambition please by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    I think Robot Wars a bit unambitious. I'd like to see a special series commissioned with 3 metre tall robots. Obviously beyond the resources of small groups, they'd be built by multinational corporations. Who wouldn't want to see Sun's, Microsoft's and IBM's behemoths in a ring together?

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  76. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Jahad · · Score: 1

    I could be wrong but I think that they pay for your robot if they trash it.

  77. Irony: Re:Damned Brits by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    The irony is that when the program first started; to try out the format; the program makers asked a few brits to make some robots and then played them off against the robots from the American Battlebots program.

    The Americans slaughtered the UK bots.

    Looks like the shoe might be on the other foot now though.

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    1. Re:Irony: Re:Damned Brits by The+Dodger · · Score: 2

      Wasn't that because the American and British "formulae" (to borrow a term from motor-racing) were different?

      D.

    2. Re:Irony: Re:Damned Brits by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      When the Americans came over first time it was mainly development- the competitors had been at it for a couple of years in US, whereas the British had only had a minimal amount of time and hadn't had much chance to see what worked.

      This time? It's hard to say. The basic robot design rules are pretty similar as far as I know; but small differences can make a big difference to the result. Still, some of the robots in the UK are pretty good... as are some of the robots in the US.

      My feeling is that some of the better robots in the UK are more adaptable or rounded somehow, but I'm not sure why.

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    3. Re:Irony: Re:Damned Brits by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Hofstadters law: "Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadters law."

      So does that mean you shouldn't take into account Hofstadters Law? Apparently it makes things take longer.

      Or is it not recursive, so taking it into account twice is sufficient?

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    4. Re:Irony: Re:Damned Brits by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      Hmm. Good questions. I expect I'll get back to you tomorrow.

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  78. Robota by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    'Robot' is the Czech word for slave. Introduced in the film 'Metropolis'.

    Karel Capek (diacritics missing) in theater play "Rossum's Universal Robots". From Czech for "work".
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  79. Robot Wars UK is 10^9 times better than Battlebots by dloolb · · Score: 1

    I saw Robot Wars UK, last week for the first time, it comes on at 10:30 PM EST on our public television station MPT There are no sports casters (yeah!) The host is Craig Charles of whom many of you may know from the UK sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf When I watched the show they went through maybe 6 matches, of course this was on Public Television (no commercials!) and last 30 minutes. The game runs a bit differnet than battlebots, there are 'House' robots in the corners, and if you are pushed or happen to wander into there area you are free game, or if your bot has been incapacitated they will take you out and dump you in the pit, yes there is a pit you fall into. ROBOT WARS UK

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  80. Yippy Skippy, more Bots! by Grei · · Score: 1

    I rather enjoyed watching Robot Wars (not the 'Robot Wars' that I saw being advertised on TLC--I think someone was capitalizing on the name there, at least I hope so) while I was in Scotland last year.

    Heck of alot more hardcore damage than what you see on Battlebots, an arena filled with _real_ hazards (flamethrowers anyone?) instead of ones that only get involved when it'll appeal to the crowds, and of course a better commentator.

    Give me the show I saw in Scotland and I'd be a happy man. Give me another Battlebots spinoff, and I'll go back to watching anime for my Bot fix.

    Grei

  81. Re:Robot Wars UK is 10^9 times better than Battleb by dloolb · · Score: 1

    Forgot to mention, it comes on Saturday nites.

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  82. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
    The #1 problem with Robot Wars- only the house robots get to have cool weapons! The competitors themselves are very much restricted in weapons design, resulting in very wimpy 'bots that seldom do any real damage.

    This is, indeed, a problem. We were working on the design of a weapon which would inject a two-part, structural chemical foam into other robots to burst them apart, but this is banned by the rules. So is enough flame to do any damage to anything, so are untethered projectiles, so is even water (again, we thought injecting salt water into an opponent could do quite interesting things to its electrics...).

    But the most irritating rule of all is that if you do any damage to the house robots, you have to pay for it! I thought Hypno-Disk was being very wussy last year in not attacking the house 'bots, but having read that I understand why. For those who haven't seen it, Hypno-Disk does not send it's opponents home in packing cases. If they can find bits big enough to fit in a shoe box, they're lucky.

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  83. Been on PBS a while... by superid · · Score: 2
    Its on ch 36 In Providence RI on saturday nights. We love it!



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  84. Double Standards by Alex_FireStorm · · Score: 2

    I have competed in RobotWars UK for the last 3 years, and have enjoyed most of my time building and competing with other robot builders.

    However the production company are quite mean. We fought on a Monday, won our first round battles, and then were told to go home for 3 days until the semi finals. Its not like we were expecting 4 Star accomodation or anything, a B&B would do. The production company wouldn't pay our travel expenses either, and award no prize to the winner other than a small trophy (that has been made by another competitor in the past, as they were too cheap to make one themselves).

    As most of you probably know robotwars is different to battlebots. In battlebots if there is a KO the battle stops, everyine goes away with their machine mostly intact. Whereas in RW if your robot is disabled, the house robots come in and beat the crap out of your robot, which weighs less than half what the house robots weigh.

    Now the production company are going to film a US robot wars, heres some details from an email received by a US robot builder:-

    **Stop Press ** Stop Press ** Stop Press ** Stop Press ** Stop Press **

    THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE ON ROBOT WARS!

    The US ROBOT WARS CHAMPIONSHIP
    will take place from June 27 to July 1, 2001 in London, England.

    Winners will automatically qualify for the
    2001 ROBOT WARS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
    to be held on July 1, 2001 in central London
    with prize money totaling over $50,000.

    The qualifying process for the US Championship will take place throughout the United States over the next few months.
    All teams who qualify will be flown to the United Kingdom to take part in the mechanized mother of all wars being recorded exclusively for American Network TV.

    We will supply...

    * All freight and international flight arrangements. *
    * All international travel and hotel costs. *
    * A $2000 appearance fee per qualifying robot. *

    If you want to be part of the original largest and fastest growing robotic sport in the world, please contact the US Robot Wars Headquarters immediately.

    E-mail us NOW at robotwars@bandeira-ent.com.

    **PLEASE NOTE**
    Your robot MUST be built in accordance with the current
    "US ROBOTWARS Rules & Regulations."
    If you do not have a copy of these rules, please email us immediately.
    It is essential that you build to these rules as they differ from others currently available.

    Contact Details:

    Email: robotwars@bandeira-ent.com
    Web: www.robotwars.com
    Technical Inquiries:

    Derek: rwusa@delbotsfoxy.demon.co.uk
    ...Let the Wars begin

    We havent even been told when we are required for filming!

  85. Wasn't there an American Robot Wars before? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    I don't get it. On the early series of Robot Wars in Britain, various people (mainly some guy with a long beard) were introduced as being 'the champion of Robot Wars in the US', 'the founder of Robot Wars' and so on. This led me to think that the British Robot Wars was just an adaptation of an American show.

    Then I heard some mumblings on Slashdot about how Robot Wars had died / sold out, the original creator had been crushed by the soulless TV networks, et cetera.

    Now it seems that Robot Wars is being imported to America from the UK. But is it actually a re-import?

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    1. Re:Wasn't there an American Robot Wars before? by jdcook · · Score: 1

      The first Robot Wars (that I know of anyway) was a live, ticketed event in 1994 at the Herbst Pavilion in San Francisco. It was fun and the t-shirt didn't suck. What I remember most was the intermission "entertainment" by Survival Research Laboratories which was this giant steel robot-thing. It spewed flame from a pulse jet (or so I was told, I don't know squat about pulse jets) and it was unbelievably loud. They did this indoors and I swear I felt my organs moving around. Really. I went to the other side of the pavilion some 200 feet away with my hands clamped over my ears and it was all I could do to remain conscious. Anyway, check out the history of Robot Wars.

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  86. What you want is RoboCup by walnut · · Score: 3

    What you are looking for is called the RoboCup. It is a AI/Robotics research competition where teams of 6 robots (2 defenders, 2 forwards, a goalie and a coach - the last sounds a bit funny) compete against eachother in a game of soccer.

    The goal is to beat the real world cup team by 2050.

    There are like four leagues (including a sony abio league). I think the big catch is that each team has to deliver a paper on AI/Robotics, on top of designing 6 robots...

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    1. Re:What you want is RoboCup by yoha · · Score: 1

      Watch World Cup soccer for Sony Playstation with the computer against itself. The AI is there, we just need the mechanics.

  87. It was on PBS last year by flashbang · · Score: 1

    And was much better than battlebots - none of that sportscaster crap. Straight up battles.

    I remember watching it on PBS last year, around this time (before battlebots started on Comedy Central). Since I saw Robot Wars first, watching battlebots was a let down just because of the sports casting like environment.

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  88. Junkyard Wars is like that by IsleOfView · · Score: 1

    On Junkyard Wars (on TLC) they aren't always building a robot, but general something constructive/fun. I'm still a bit skeptical as to how their junkyard is always stocked with old Land Rovers that still run....

    1. Re:Junkyard Wars is like that by edremy · · Score: 2
      Yes, the great junkyard seeding question. See The NERDS website for details

      In short: most cars in a junkyard will run fine. Most are gotten rid of when a part fails, the body rusts through or the car hits a tree and it's not worth fixing. Most junkyards pull the engines on the car since it's generally more valuable than the body: JW just leaves them in. There are a lot of other odd things you wouldn't expect to find there.

      However, the yard is seeded with certain items that are required for safety or that couldn't be found or hacked up. Examples: the rocket motors and the steam boilers and engines. You can't get a profesionally built steam boiler certified in England in less than ten hours, much less a hack job.

      Given some of the amazing bodge jobs I do see (cutting a propellor out of a chunk of wood with a chainsaw, or a 3000 RPM water pump made from a brake rotor and some welded on bits.) I'm willing to cut them slack

      Eric

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  89. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    The obstacle courses were scrapped after the first few series of Robot Wars. That's when I stopped watching - endless robot battles with nothing else are a bit too monotonous.

    The house robots are usually much tougher than the competing robots, but they don't have an 'advantage' because they are not part of the competition. Normally they act only when you go around the edge of the arena, or are pushed there. Myself I find the 'perimeter patrol zone' with Killalot and chums much more interesting than Battlebots' rather limp ramps and saws.

    Craig Charles _is_ annoying, it's true; but he doesn't talk for very long (unlike the two Battlebots presenters). If you've been watching the first series, with Jeremy Clarkson, be happy that he gets replaced soon.

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  90. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    But Millionaire was based on The $64000 Question.

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  91. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by pragmatist · · Score: 1
    But the most irritating rule of all is that if
    you do any damage to the house robots, you
    have to pay for it!

    --- What! That is disgraceful, e-mail the BBC and complain, and if you are from the UK, point out your licence fee pays for those robots and you want to see them smashed.

  92. BBC America by (startx) · · Score: 1

    Heh, anyone who has bbc america allready has it, plus, the guy from red dwarf is an announcer.

  93. F.A.Q. by tb3 · · Score: 2

    The first televised version of this was "Robot Wars" in the U.K. Their website mentions that "Robot Wars" is coming to the U.S. soon, but provides no further information. BTW, if you want to argue the merits of U.K. vs. U.S. robots, go to the message board at their site, the debate has been raging for months.
    Battlebots is the first U.S. version, seen on Comedy Central in the U.S., The Comedy Channel in Canada, and BB2 in the U.K. Some of the robots from the British series appeared in Battlebots and did rather well. The rules and weight classes differ between the two shows. Battlebots info is here.
    Finally, TLC, one of the Discovery channel networks has a series called "Robotica" which starts airing tonight at 9:00 PM E.S.T. It seems to be a hybrid of RobotWars and BattleBots, but there's not much information on the website.
    Information about the robots can be found on the Robotwars and Battlebots websites, and many of the robots (or their builders) have their own sites, with more technical info than you can easy digest in one sitting. Take a look at the Suicidal Tendencies site and look at how they machined the individual tractor treads out of aluminium blocks. These people are fanatical!
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  94. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Actually, I couldn't be more offended by those incipit male bimbo sports-caster wannabes on Battle Bots.

    Anyone who is annoyed with Craig Charles has obviously never watched Red Dwarf... (My personal prejudice, but I CAN'T believe that anyone who has seen RD could not love it.)



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  95. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by Richy_T · · Score: 2
    if you do any damage to the house robots, you have to pay for it!

    That's sick. It's obviously just a way to make sure that the house robots continue to look tougher than they really are. I hope somoene with deep pockets decides "what the heck" and takes one of them out sometime.

    Rich

  96. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by gslinger · · Score: 1

    IIRC, one of the franchise conditions for "Millionaire" explicitly dealt with show appearance, right down to stating that the same set arrangement, music, and so forth, be used.

  97. Robot Wars is on WMPT (Maryland Public Television) by shofmann · · Score: 1

    WMPT (Maryland Public Television, available in Maryland (duh!) and the Washington, DC metro area) has been showing Robot Wars for at least three weeks now. It's on Saturdays at 11pm, between Red Dwarf and Dr. Who. They have a web site at www.mpt.org for more information.

  98. Duh! Where do you think the 'robot' comes from? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

    The word 'robot' was invented by a Czech playwrights Karel and Josef Capek and first appeared in Karel's 1921 play R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots). It is derived from the Czech word 'robota', which means "servitude, forced labor".

    In the play, humanoid worker robots rise up and destroy their human masters.

    Ironically, Josef died as a slave himself, in one of Hitler's concentration camp in 1945. Mercifully, his brother died before the war but not before the Nazi invasion of Czechoslovakia.

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  99. Alternate robot controller by tb3 · · Score: 1

    A few people have mentioned that they would like to seem more autonomous robots in these games. A good first step seems to be the IFI Robotics control system.
    This system basically puts a control computer inside the robot, and links to an input/output operator interface using 2 900 Mhz wireless modems. The Control system has 8 outputs, 16 digital inputs and 7 analog inputs. It can be programmed using PBASIC.
    The operator interface has standard joystick controller ports, 25 led status lights, and a real-time voltage display.
    The whole system costs $1145, which is a lot more than a normal RC control system, but it seems to be a lot more powerful and reliable, too.
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  100. Wrong! He isn;t the commentator... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Craig Charles (aka Lister from Red Dwarf) is the host of Robot Wars.

    The commentator is Jonathan Pearce, best known for his football (sorry, soccer) commentary on Capital Radio 1548AM and on Channel 5.

    Personally, I think his colour commentating adds to the programme (sorry, show). But hey, what would I know? I've only been watching it since it first aired...

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  101. It's already here! by oooga · · Score: 1

    PBS has shown 2 episodes already here in good old Madison, Wisconsin. It's a WHOLE lot better than BattleBots. I present as comparison:

    A moronic skinny Californian with bleached hair, compared to Craig Charles, whom we all know and love from Red Dwarf, in the role of Lister. SMEG!

    People from the U.S. compared to those crazy brits. Don't get me wrong, us Americans are okay, but these people have such cool accents!

    The judges on Robotwars are old and have really long white beards! Cool!

    Instead of just beating the crap out of each other, the robots have to actually manuever and perform tasks too.

    No ads! That's right, as it's on PBS, there are not interuptions. That means more time for beating each other into oily pulps!

    And the winner is... Robotwars! Especially cause Lister hosts. Vindaloo!

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  102. Typical... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Will there ever be a post on /. referring to some culture outside the U.S. that doesn't have a xenophobic thread on it?

    "Translate their completely foreign language?"

    Methinks you perhaps are confused as to who inherited the language from whom. (Hint: it's called English.)

    Robot Wars is fine as it is. Leave well enough alone. Isn't enough that you bastardised Tellytubbies?

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    1. Re:Typical... by Faies · · Score: 1

      Sorry I didn't get an opportunity to respond sooner since I didn't see any responses sooner...but if you didn't notice I was trying to be sarcastic. The true xenophobia is the media companies trying to "Americanize" everything. Oh well

  103. Robot wars on PBS by dbuttric · · Score: 1
    Here in Saint Louis, I get Robots wars on PBS.

    Personally, I think it is worse than BattleBots, mostly because BattleBots presents more organized competition, I mean they have a bracket for chrissake!

    Why do I hate all these show? They still rely on manual control of the robots. Come on, when are we going to let go of the control and use code to drive the robots behavior?

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  104. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 1
    Hey, what about 'who's line is it anyway'?

    Oh great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares involving Greg Proops and Ryan Stiles fighting to the death, while Tony Slattery tries to guess what type of robot each of them are.

  105. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by PerlGeek · · Score: 1

    Yes! Lister is the greatest. I miss Craig Charles, they don't show Robot Wars on broadcast TV anymore.

  106. Robotica? by wardomon · · Score: 1

    Am I the only Dotter that watches TV without a TiVO? C'mon folks, Robotica starts tonight on TLC at 8pm cst. It looks nearly as bad as Battlebots.

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  107. Re:Damned Brits by jdcook · · Score: 1

    From the culture that brought you "Benny Hill" . . .

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  108. Robot Wars is better than Battlebots by athos-mn · · Score: 1
    I've watched the first couple of seasons of Robot Wars courtesy PBS, and I've seen a few episodes of Battlebots while on trips (I don't have cable, but I have DSL - gotta have my priorities!), and I have to say, I prefer Robot Wars.

    First, while we all like to see the little buggers beat each other senseless, I think the additional challenges in Robot Wars is a much better test of the robots, and the people who control them.

    Second, where Battlebots does WWF-style bits, Robot Wars goes behind the scenes to survey the damage, and how the teams repair and prepare for the next round.

    Third, no stupid WWF imitations.

    Fourth, no stupid WWF imitations.

    Fifth, Robot Wars seems to have more of a sense of humor and innovation (a robot that looks like Elvis, another made from 19th century baby-carrige wheels - both of which did quite well)

  109. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Dr.+Merkw�rdigliebe · · Score: 1

    Amen, that would probably be the only example. "All In The Family" was actually better than "Till Death Us Do Part", I think.

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  110. robot wars by hulmeman · · Score: 1

    http://www.robotwars.co.uk/

  111. PBS is/will be broadcasting as well by LameMonikerGoesHere · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this has been mentioned... PBS will be broadcasting the original R Wars soon, they had a sneak preview last Friday. Missed it, but I've seen a couple of commercial plugs and... isn't the host from Red Dwarf??

  112. robotica - tonight by mrsalty · · Score: 1

    i believe that this is airing on the Learning Channel tonight at 8(pdt).

    lots 'o flash so be prepared.
    http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/robot ica/robotic a.html

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  113. Battlebots is the worst-produced show on TV by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 4
    In my humble opinion.

    Production problems in Battlebots:

    • Scale ignored in shooting the battles. I was amazed to learn that the weight limit of some of the heavy classes is over 300 pounds. You aren't given a sense of how big and destructive these bots really are. Either some off-battle time should be spent watching a competitor destroying a common household object, or the playing field should be littered with things we recognize.
    • Rules encourage lame battles. If one bot is just a tiny little wedge and the other has a huge mighty pick-axe, you know already the wedge is going to win. That's just plain wrong. Also, I was watching an episode where all three matches ended in utterly lame mechanical failures. Not KOs, just "...something's happened to his power. Now let's watch the contentant moving the joysticks in all directions and shrugging, for thirty seconds." Yawn.
    • On air talent. What talent. Bill Nye is tragically underutilized and the rest of the team is, tragically, utilized. The interviews are meaningless, too short, and don't tell us very much. The announcers are predictable. Their faux excitement is faux.
    • Everything else. Let's see, they refer to squares instead of corners for some unknown reason, announce the winning "square" even though we don't remember which bot was in which square. They have a referee whose job it is, apparently, turn on the power to the arena. Their use and choice of music is poor. The lighting is unexciting. Their description of the bots doesn't include details that would make it interesting. The viewer finds it impossible to pick a favorite, which is probably OK because the best bots lose anyway.

    This is a country that specializes in making uneventful, boring activities exciting on TV. Battlebots manages to make a very exciting premise boring and uneventful.

    1. Re:Battlebots is the worst-produced show on TV by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      Scale: Robot Wars get round this by actually showing competitors and robots together, regularly. Or watching those things have to be carted into the arena.

      Wedges: Give them time. That was the case in series 1 of Robot Wars. Series 2, out pops Cassius. The reaction when Cassius proved able to right themselves was amazing. Almost no-one had seen that one coming. Series 3, most of the successful robots could self-right or run upside down, series 4 no-one got any distance if flipping them was actually a problem. It will wake up.

      I must admit, from all I've seen of the US robots so far they're dreadful compared to the state of the art over here. We've had longer to develop them, but still...

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  114. Re:Violence Sells- be glad it's robots for a chang by Mupp252 · · Score: 2

    I can't wait for the survivor robots. Imagine, living only off of 12 mb of ram, running W2k pro, and multitasking!!

  115. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by bbchops · · Score: 1
    Well, lister (Craig charles) is alright, but the guy who voice overs the matches is *really* annoying

    Nothing compared to his football commentary, tho. Jesus, who thought a screaming imbecile added anything to the experience.


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  116. Bill Nye is Cool by Brainboy · · Score: 1

    Those two main announcers piss me off but Bill Nye is cool, man. He actually knows what he's talking about, and he doesn't say much. But those two guys ugh!
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  117. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by renderhead · · Score: 1
    I hear most critics of Battlebots talk about it as though it is a pretender, a copycat of Robot Wars because it came to television several years later. I'd like to point out that Battlebots has been around for years, but it only recently became televised.

    I first discovered Battlebots through their website a full year before it came to television. Sometimes during an interview with one of the builders, you can see their trophy cases in the backround. Some of them have half a dozen giant nuts! This competition has paid its dues, and now it's reaping the benefits.

    As for the sports commentator crap, it's a small price to pay for the exposure that the tournament has received. After only one season, the battlebox has improved significantly and the scoring system has been completely overhauled. These improvements are certainly the result of televised competition, and if the show stuck to the technical details without the "sportscaster crap," it would still be in PBS exile.

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  118. SRL - heh... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    Sounds like you are describing the V1 - with a little more size information, I would be able to tell you for sure, but it does sound like the V1, which was an actual pulse jet engine from a WWII German V1 "buzzbomb", but mounted on a radio controlled "cart". The thing is huge (15-20 feet long), with the business end around 3 feet in diameter - did it have a large engine on one end driving what appeared to be a blower? Did the flame shoot out many feet?

    Just from your description - that sounds about right? It also sounds like you didn't have any ear protection. I went to the Phoenix show (96?) and even with ear-plugs, the sonic noise was deafening. It is surprising you managed to keep your hearing.

    BTW - as far as pulsejets are concerned, they are not pleasant to be around. Last year a small demo was given by Pauline and Co. in a warehouse in South Phoenix (ChemLab), which I helped to set up - a demo of a small (but damn powerful) pulsejet that was going to be used on a hovercraft for a future show (which was supposed to be in Phoenix, but got nixed hardtime by the PFD - thanks, bastards!). Amazingly loud! Mark told us about doing some testing runs on another pulsejet, and being around it running for about 30 minutes. He said he stopped the engine, and felt tingly all over. Soon he felt real bad - basically his nerves (from the vibration waves) had become hyper-sensitive, where the slightest noise or touch caused great pain - he said it was like this for about a week. Not fun...

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  119. And BattleBots is showing in the UK by Aztech · · Score: 1

    The US version of BattleBots has just started showing on British TV also, we've had RobotWars since 1996, compared, BattleBots is fundamentally the same but with a load of grandiose crap added on. I'm sorry, but the boxing style presenter just does my head in.

    I was interested to see the British robots competing on BattleBots... they did quite well also, but they've had 5 years practice... how long has BattleBots been about?

  120. Battlebots vs. Robot Wars by BSDevil · · Score: 1
    Living in the UK and watching Robot Wars religiously (and having seen BB when I was in Canada on holiday), I can honestly say that RW is phenomenally better.

    Firstly (and most importantly), the robots on RW don't suck. When I was watching BB with my cousing (who is a fanatic of it), I was struck at how much shit Hypnodisk (for those of you who don't watch RW, it was last year's series winner) would have been able to stir up, had he been there. The RW robots are significantly more hardcore, and (for the most part) are much more elegant.

    Secondly, the arena/commentators. While I do enjoy the various obstacles of the BB arena (I"m a big fan of the saws that come up from the floor), the RW one is superior. Not only is it much bigger, but less cluttered. And threre's the house robots. In each corner there's a badass robot controlled by the show, that has the right to beat on you if you come into the corner zone (demarcated on the floor). Not only does this look cool, it gives rise to interesting tactical situations: if a weakened robot can force a stronger one into the corner, then he can come back and win. And the commentators don't sound like football players. I also like how each robot gets a little bio and examination of its guts.

    All in all, RW is significantly better. If they don't fuck up the translation, you're all in for a treat.

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  121. Anyone remember Crobots? by RKMBrown · · Score: 1

    Might be interesting if they're was a generic assembly robot or two or three, and the game was to give it the intelegence (or programming) to win.

  122. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by taniwha · · Score: 1

    Well Archie was a loveable patsy compared with Alf - but in some sense that may have a lot to do with "All in the family's" acceptance and success in the US

  123. Battlebots AREN'T BOTS! That's the problem by Glasswire · · Score: 1

    Battlebots are like RC cars and planes, they just move according to a some team jockey twiddling joysticks on a radio remote. A REAL Battlebot would be able to seek out and destroy the other unit WITH NOT HANDLER INTERVENTION.

    Yes, this is a serious AI problem involving machive vision, shape recognition, strategy trees etc. - but doable long term. Short term, they should create a special 'brainbot' class (like the weight classes now) that are self managed, ubt give them some assists like an 802.11b - based locator system (mini GPS) in which the units get their own and the opponents actual position in real time. The units would then now where they and the other bot were in respect to the walls and traps and could base their operational rules accordlingly.

    A GREAT IDEA: If some enterprising individual wanted to create a reference bot physical platform -THEN create an open source simulator with a good API, /. competitors could build their own AIs and we could pre-compete the soft models ahead of time against each other. The winning software gets to reside on the real unit and compete with other 'Brainbots'. Go "Team /."!

  124. Nice to see us Brits know our tech :) by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

    I must admit I didn't like Battlebots when I first saw it, compared to the good ol' Robot Wars. Too much WWF style ranting for one, and not enough bare-bones, to the point tech. Nice to know Robot Wars seems to have received a warm welcome over in the US :)

  125. a real show by SantaDaddy · · Score: 1

    Any new bot show should include some obstacle course, house bots (used in various ways), battle between the competitors, and if anyone is gonna commentate.. it has to be STEVE IRWIN.. KRIKYE THE BLOODY BOT HIT THE OTHER BOT.. LIKE WHYACK! Mean little booger!

  126. Re:(battlebots robotwars) && why by Eccles · · Score: 1

    Is the censorship getting that bad that they can only show "Violence against objects" by showing some sort of well-integrated family unit as well?

    Doubtful. I was taping Battlebots for my six year old, and noticed there was a condom commercial. I don't really want to explain what those are to him yet... Then there's ads for Conker's BFD and the like. It's on at 10, so it's not really intended for the younger set (although my son wants us to build a bot so he can be like the kid on the Big Brother/Bigger Brother team that has been on both Robot Wars and Battlebots.)

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  127. Re:Damned Brits by Eccles · · Score: 1

    They'll also have to weaken the house robots, because otherwise the American entries would just get wasted and the obstacle-course-type rounds will have to be made easier, of course.

    Given that (at least) Big/ger Brother and Suicidal Tendencies have been on both shows (and were competent but not outstanding on each), no wonder we call you guys snobs. (And I say this as someone who could play for the English national team and could get a UK passport if I wished.)

    The UK has its boffins, the U.S. their "Good ol' Yankee ingenuity." It took the combination to make the P-51 Mustang.

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  128. New Formula needed by Kotukunui · · Score: 1
    I think a change in formula would make for a more exciting show. There should be an "Ultimate Robot Wars (TM)" league where there are fewer rules and more firepower. All weapons short of tactical nukes should be utilised. The contestants would need to drive from concrete bunkers and the viewing all done by remote camera so that there is no need to worry about collateral damage to civilians.

    Now that, I'd pay to see!!

    Hell, the armed forces might give the winner a big fat contract to build the next generation of remote fighting vehicles.

    Cool...

    Kotukunui

  129. BattleBots = Not Robots by Frosty*Jedi · · Score: 1

    Battlebots are NOT robots. Their nothing more than RC cars on steroids. Unlike those cool robots that play soccer, I wish that was televised.

  130. Sir Killalot on Battlebots by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    Robot Wars boring? Come on! MKBZ, battlebots is the same damn thing over and over and over. Two bots enter, one bot leaves. And the kill saws do all the real damage on that show (unless you've got a spinner involved). I'd love to see Mauler go up against Sir Killalot or Dead Metal. The house robots, as individuals would get their asses whupped on Battlebots
    Yeah, the house robots have a definite advantage, but it's the original builders' DESIGNS and BUDGETS that creates that advantage. Let's face it, anyone with enough know-how and money could build a Sir Killalot, but it's too expensive. And the robots that win on Battlebots would get their asses kicked on Robot Wars (can't control well enough, not general enough, etc).

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  131. I can see it now... by lambchop · · Score: 1

    ... "and in this corner, we have Team /.!" How schweeeeeet it would be!

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  132. Re:Robot Wars == Wimpy Robots by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    The rules for Robot Wars weapons limit how destructive a robot can be, and the design of the challenges make 'destructive power' a lower priority.

    This is as opposed to Battlebots, where the sole challenge is to outlast or disable the opposing robot.

    I've seen most of the Robot Wars episodes that PBS has shown over the last two years, and I don't recall any bot with real damaging weapons except the house robots. The rules forbidding hardened steel really cripple Robot Wars weaponry.

  133. One of the house robots was trashed recently by Paul+Brown · · Score: 1

    In special recently (televised here at Christmas) Matilda was completely demolished by Razer (iirc) - major cosmetic damage, followed by an internal fire.

    So either they didn't know about that rule, or they didn't care... :)

  134. Hypnodisc by GregWebb · · Score: 2

    OK, Brit and long-term Robot Wars fan here.

    I _don't_ _like_ Hypnodisc.

    Look at most of the robots and they win by incapacitating their opponents somehow or (occasionally) throwing them out of the arena. Hello, Chaos 2.

    Hypnodisc, quite openly, set out to _destroy_ their competitors. Not just incapacitate so that it can't work without a few hours work but destroy. As a modelmaker (Meccano - Erector for the Americans here) and general creative person, I don't like the idea of deliberate, needless destruction of creative works.

    Hypnodisc have, regularly, reduced their competitors to small parts. In the last series they even destroyed a few batteries. This after the other robot had been clearly defeated and stood no chance of recovery. Yes, I know the whole point is to defeat your opponents in battle, but this is little more than mutilating the corpse.

    They are bullies, plain and simple, and I _wish_ they'd change the rules to allow the referees to stop a fight or penalise this form of action.

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