Here I thought that Google was battling phantom chicks. That would be a cool job, sort of like being a Ghostbuster without having to deal with Elder Gods all the time.
Do you know how many users are allowed to use your copy of Windows XP Home Edition? Neither do I, and I'm not going to hire a lawyer to find out. I'm also not going to trust a PR flack from MSFT who claims that there is no limitation.
Free software is for people who like to get stuff done WITHOUT having to consult their lawyers all the time.
I really want to haul the same old bloated and broken code that I wrote 5 years ago from job to job, like an albatross around my neck. That would really make me happy.
The biggest tempatation in looking for new jobs is being able to forget the current code base forever, and never have to add YET ANOTHER feature onto already-baroque code that nobody wants to take the time to rewrite.
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Thank you, Cliff.
YHBT. HAND.
6n0m3 R001Z!!!
For laptops, run ntpdate at startup. For other hosts, use ntpd.
we believe that the idea of data is obsolete, and that, in the future, users will demand less and less of it, and more and more menu animations.
Yeah, that's how I kill a PC.
They didn't need wheels, they had giant robotic daschunds to carry whatever needed to be moved.
Step 2 is getting laws against free WiFi accessed passed in Congress.
Hey, it worked for the RIAA!!!
I learned to stop worrying when I started getting virus-infected email from the CIO.
"There can be only one!"
Someday, we can all be so immortal that we can only be killed by having our heads chopped off with antique swords.
And Queen will provide the soundtrack.
Just so you know. It's not a matter of maybe.
from Vinnie, down on the corner where the pimps hang out.
My first entirely blue screen experience was Windows 3.1.
So there.
Here I thought that Google was battling phantom chicks. That would be a cool job, sort of like being a Ghostbuster without having to deal with Elder Gods all the time.
Do you know how many users are allowed to use your copy of Windows XP Home Edition? Neither do I, and I'm not going to hire a lawyer to find out. I'm also not going to trust a PR flack from MSFT who claims that there is no limitation.
Free software is for people who like to get stuff done WITHOUT having to consult their lawyers all the time.
As a result, the FBI has placed "Anonymous Coward" on their Most Wanted List.
*cough* Halting problem *cough*
I'm sure that those minimum-security country club prisons are nice this time of year.
The sum total of my wisdom has been posted on Slashdot as "Anonymous Coward".
I am glad to have been able to share my knowledge of petrification, hot grits, and celebrities with the world.
Inform Lord Vader immediately.
I am all in favor of a project that attempts to find intelligent life on the Internet.
Landshark.
I really want to haul the same old bloated and broken code that I wrote 5 years ago from job to job, like an albatross around my neck. That would really make me happy.
The biggest tempatation in looking for new jobs is being able to forget the current code base forever, and never have to add YET ANOTHER feature onto already-baroque code that nobody wants to take the time to rewrite.
I heard it, too.
I'm sure that this is part of MSFT's bid to dominate the online pr0n field.
Microsoft wants a handout from the Feds to clean up Windows bugs.
That is all.
They'll just put all the registered Democrats in the list, to be rounded up and put into concentration camps for opposing our Republican overlords.
Oh yeah, and anybody who buys generic pharmaceuticals or imported automobiles.