Yeah, users demand that their executables should change randomly at runtime. I'm sure that there can never be any bugs introduced by this process. Applications won't randomly crash for no reason...
Oh, wait. I guess this is MSFT. They wouldn't care about random crashes, data corruption, security holes, or any of that boring stuff.
magically flips across the Atlantic Ocean, almost like a scene change in a movie, but it's amazing how well this movie technique translated into a novel.
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When I'm the last person on Earth who know how to debug a C program on AIX, ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!!
run Linux.
You mean there are other bloggers? I've just been posting the same stuff to all of my dupe accounts.
Shh. Don't tell Bill until it's too late.
MSFT is going to block all websites containing the letter "X", which will be all of their competition.
I.e. Linux, Mac OS X, Unix, hot XXX grits, etc.
If I ever get an offer for the position of "Beatle", I'm outta here.
Yeah, it would have to be bigger than a microbe. Like maybe shai hulud.
Yikes! Sounds like all information that enters a black hole turns into spaghetti code!!! The horror! The horror!
Yah. Though, to be honest, Budweiser works pretty well for marinating chicken or baking in bread.
I wouldn't drink it, though.
I think that all sites discussion eXtreme Programming SHOULD be shut down.
Oh yeah! Well, your mother's not GPL compatible!
Just post a link to the asteroid on /.
WHOOOO CAAAARRRES???
Yeah, users demand that their executables should change randomly at runtime. I'm sure that there can never be any bugs introduced by this process. Applications won't randomly crash for no reason...
Oh, wait. I guess this is MSFT. They wouldn't care about random crashes, data corruption, security holes, or any of that boring stuff.
magically flips across the Atlantic Ocean, almost like a scene change in a movie, but it's amazing how well this movie technique translated into a novel.
Sheesh, you've obviously never had a mortgage.
In Soviet Russia, rovers moon YOU!
This sounds like a bad story about the effects of road rage.
Yup. Then there will be duplicate /. stories reporting on the collapse of the universe for years afterwards.
Actually, SCO's evidence consists of a huge stack of CDs of linux sources, each of which contains the following copyrighted code:
This made me smile. Here is a high-resolution photo: :-)
The end.
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I have a digital version of this! Let's see... right now it says "Outlook not so good." Now it says, "Try again later."
Wow! High tech stuff!!!
Darl is going to Yale after the trial is over. Yust wait und see.
Mmm, pie.
At least they aren't using Palatino.
Because I spent most of my life thinking "Horse With No Name" was a Neil Young song.