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High-Altitude 'Security Blimps' Coming Soon

quackking writes "The AP is reporting (in New York Newsday) that the Georgia Tech spinoff company TechSphere has sold their concept of immense (300 foot diameter), high altitude spherical surveillance blimps to the honchos at Fort Benning, GA, and production is beginning now! (more here.) These things are as big as a 30-story building. Meanwhile Lockheed-Martin is working on gigantic 500-foot long robot blimps, (and more here.) This would be 25 times the size of the well-known Goodyear blimp. Says Mayor Don Plusquellic, 'For Akron, it's a very emotional thing.'"

378 comments

  1. wee! More cash for armament. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Our Proud & Patriotic Security Blimps will roam the country in Freedom Flotillas keeping evildoers at bay."

    - John Ashcroft

    1. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once are defenses are inpenetrable we will be set for complete world domination, mmuuuuaaahahahaha!!!!

    2. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by Deagol · · Score: 1

      "Greeting to the US -- the Arsenal of Freedom. Where we live by the motto -- peace through superior firepower."

    3. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by reallocate · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Greetings from Just About Everywhere Else -- the Den of Complacency. Where we live by the motto -- Peace through inferior fortitude"

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    4. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by Pimp+Nick · · Score: 1

      I had some Flotilla pie for lunch :-}

    5. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by williwilli · · Score: 1
    6. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by Magada · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In other news, our heroic Floating Fortress shipmen have repelled yet another Eurasian attack.

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    7. Re:wee! More cash for armament. by kni52 · · Score: 1

      Funny! Sad, but funny.
      Someone mod this up!

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  2. Yeah, um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In America, You watch Good Year Security Blimp!

    1. Re:Yeah, um by the+MaD+HuNGaRIaN · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, Security Blimp watching you!

      (had to be done...)

    2. Re:Yeah, um by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Redundant

      no no, in America - security blimp watching you, in soviet russia, you watch security blimp!

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    3. Re:Yeah, um by bplipschitz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Free Mordechai Vanunu from Israel!

      Save them! Collect them! Trade them with your friends!

    4. Re:Yeah, um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonono...

      In America, the security blimp watches you.
      In Soviet Russia, the security watches you (b)limp!

      I can't believe I am typing this. Someone shoot me.

      (mod any children up "+5 Necessary", if they say "blam!" or similar)

    5. Re:Yeah, um by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good Year? No, the worst.

      Vote for Kerry.

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    6. Re:Yeah, um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no no, in America - security blimp watching you, in soviet russia, you watch security blimp!

      Given those options, I'd rather be in soviet russia

    7. Re:Yeah, um by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Interested in trading? ive got 2 nuclear technicians, 3 political asylum seekers, 1 human rights activist, and a free-range chicken!

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    8. Re:Yeah, um by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      pop!

    9. Re:Yeah, um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's scary is that it's becoming impossible to distinguish between Soviet Russia and Republican America.

      I don't particuarly like Kerry, but Bush is several orders of magnitude worse. Hell, I'd vote for Nixon if he was running against The Shrub.

      I just love the Republican's attitude: If a president lies about whether or not an intern polished his knob, that is a scandal worthy of impeachment. If a president lies about whether or not a soverign country has weapons of mass destruction in order to start an unprovoked war, that's no big deal.

      Bush should be impeached and all of his personal wealth confiscated and divided among the families of the soldiers who have died in the war he started.

    10. Re:Yeah, um by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      I think the system as a whole is just wrong - bipartisan, one leader, policies.. Its been used throughout the world and it doesn't really work. A president should be as close as possible to totally impartial - like a judge, shouldn't be concerned about election campaigns and how much money or support from various corporations is gained and certainly shouldn't be some rich daddy's boy who got him self up the ladder barely lifting a finger. Also if people want a voice they have to bloody well go out and vote, there should be a referendum at least once a year where the major issues are voted on - if your too lazy to figure out what to vote for, just choose the "i vote for my favorite politician/parties opinion"

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  3. Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Security Blimps? And here I thought they were going to use the blimps to display something like: "Run Windows Update, People Who Own Spam-Bot Zombie Computers!"

    1. Re:Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Tired of our dreary, repressive society?
      Start an exciting new life on the outer planets!"

    2. Re:Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But he sold the ticket to pay for Lisa's beauty pagent entry fee!

      Homer: "Heyyy thereeee, blimpy boy! Flying through the sky so fancy free!"

    3. Re:Bummer. by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Security Blimps? And here I thought they were going to use the blimps to display something like: "Run Windows Update, People Who Own Spam-Bot Zombie Computers!"

      Just use Windows to drive the blimp's display boards. It'll happen soon enough.

    4. Re:Bummer. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      "Tired of our dreary, repressive society?
      Start an exciting new life on the outer planets!"


      Let's go... to the colonies! *

      * This message brought to you by the Shimada-Dominguez Corporation.

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    5. Re:Bummer. by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 5, Funny

      If those lighted messages on these security blimps were done with light-emitting diodes, could you call one a Led Zeppelin?

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    6. Re:Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shimada-Dominguez? I thought all the colonies were run by Weyland-Yutani? Or am I thinking of the wrong universe?

    7. Re:Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Not allowed. Two-minute penalty.

    8. Re:Bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shimada-Dominguez is from Blade Runner.

      I have to pee.

  4. Bounce wireless off big brother... by KodaK · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hey, fine. As long as we get to put an antenna on it and use it for wireless access.

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    1. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by bplipschitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hey, fine. As long as we get to put an antenna on it and use it for wireless access.

      Hey, if it has an aluminized skin [or mylar or similar], you won't *need* an aerial to bounce signals off of it. Use your Pringles Can aerial, aim at blimp, and they bounce right off.

    2. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bounced off of my big brother once, man he was pissed.

    3. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the article it says that they will be used by the telecommunications industry. It does not specify what they will be used for but it states that the key ability involved is the ability to remain over one spot. I would imagine they could use it as a temporary transmiter in areas that have lost wireless communications services.

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    4. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      I would imagine they could use it as a temporary transmiter in areas that have lost wireless communications services.

      Not just areas that have lost communications, but areas that have sudden spikes in demand, such as concerts or protests. Or the Olympics. Why build out twenty new cell sites to handle an extra few million people for just two weeks?

    5. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if it has an aluminized skin [or mylar or similar], you won't *need* an aerial to bounce signals off of it. Use your Pringles Can aerial, aim at blimp, and they bounce right off.

      Lets just hope any errant missiles or other defensive countermeasures don't take a ride down your beam.

    6. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They already have trailer-mounted portable cell sites. There is no need to use blimps, you can just tow them in behind a truck. They use them for major construction projects which encompass large areas.

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    7. Re:Bounce wireless off big brother... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      I hope that skin isn't flammable. Oh, the humanity!

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  5. asdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My security is a clip on the circle of John Doe

  6. Techology has gone full circle by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Weren't surveillance blimps all the rage during WW-I ? . . . Nearly a century later and we've gone full circle . . .

    1. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you're thinking of dirigibles.

    2. Re:Techology has gone full circle by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise until recently that the first "air force" consisted of hot-air balloons used during the US Civil War.

      Balloons were still being used, by the way, during WW-II - at least over British cities. And IIRC Japan used fire-balloons against Hawaii?

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    3. Re:Techology has gone full circle by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They were Zeppelins/Dirigibles. To be perfectly honest, I don't understand why they're trying to build giant balloons instead of rigid airships. Rigid airships are easier to engineer, have better compartmentalizing/redundancy, and can be easily built to massive proportions. Instead we'd rather have a single inflatable bag the size of the Empire State Building.

      Am I the only one who's a little surprised by their choice?

    4. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      And IIRC Japan used fire-balloons against Hawaii?

      No, not just against Hawaii. They sent hundreds (or thousands?) of hydrogen balloons, to which they had attached simple fire bomb(s) towards mainland US. Intention was to try to start forest firest and other damages, and in general create terror in civilian population (ie. demoralize enemy). There was a very interesting documentary about that campaign; campaign itself was VERY top secret during WWII (esp. on US side). For once censorship did succeed; it (lack of news related to balloons) convinced japanese that plan wasn't working. Too bad there were actual casualties -- in couple of cases kids died when they went to look into funny balloons drifting in places like Montana and Wyoming. :-/

      Wish I had link; I think you should find link to it from some PBS web site. There was also a map that had locations of every known instance of such a balloon found... and there were quite a few pins on it.

    5. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Informative
      One Japanese balloon landed in Oregon, killing 2 people. The only casualties by Japan in the continental US during WWII.

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    6. Re:Techology has gone full circle by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

      Fuel.

    7. Re:Techology has gone full circle by RLW · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The japs made a crude from of balloon which they launched during WWII at the west coast of the US. These balloons counted the ups and downs during the day/night cycle and after something like 35 or days then it just dropped a bomb. I believe a few hundred of these things were created and launched and only a few made it across the pacific. There was only one casualty as I recall. A man on a pick nick with his family spotted one and went over to look at it: this set off the bomb killing him instantly.

    8. Re:Techology has gone full circle by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Fuel

      Would you be so kind as to expand on that? Perhaps I'm being dense, but I'm not sure how the fuel requirements would differ that much.

    9. Re:Techology has gone full circle by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1

      In the article they refer to it as a sperical airship . . . I'm not sure that it isn;'t compartmentalized and redundant. They claim that it can remain in one place which implies some engine/driving force . . .

    10. Re:Techology has gone full circle by meburke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, there were observation blimps as far back as the American Civil War.

      I think this technology is under-utilized. A friend of mine from Alaska bid to provide materials for the Trans-Alaska Gas pipeline and crane services by using blimps. He felt he could cut millions off the estimated bill and eliminate the need for a truck road by using blimps. Needless to say, no visionaries were on the bid committee.

      Blimps should be ideal for overland hauling, and they could make a great platform for cranes in many instances.

      R. Buckminster Fuller found that using a vacuum-filled strut in his tensegrity domes would make them air-buoyant. The struts "displaced" a volume of air, and enough struts made the whole structure buoyant. I think the University of Minnesota was building a 33-foot tensegrity dome from hollw firberglass struts and it started floating about two-thirds through the construction. Fuller envisioned whole neighborhoods and possibly towns floating around and tethered to the ground. Wanna live in blimp?

      As I understand it, one minor problem with blimps is containing the Helium used to fill it. The molecules are so small they eventually pass through most materials. Is "need more Helium" another argument for developing workable cold fusion?

      MIke

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    11. Re:Techology has gone full circle by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1

      Blimps are lighter than air aircraft In fact the FAA has a certification for blimp operators that is a "Light Than Air Craft:. . . They are like a submarine for the air complete with a air filled ballast ballonets to make the craft pitch up or down. and change the density of the craft to make it ascend or descend. The fuel needed consumed to maintain lift is signficantly diminished.

    12. Re:Techology has gone full circle by jasoncart · · Score: 5, Informative

      6 people according to this source.

    13. Re:Techology has gone full circle by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      Wow. I had an idea that there might have been an attack against the continental US, but thought it sounded too far-fetched. Thanks for the info.

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    14. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Mikkeles · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, hot air balloons were used as far back as the US civil war. (Sites include photos).

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    15. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Slack3r78 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I live in Columbus, GA, which is basically the city Ft. Benning is located directly next to. Benning kids go to Columbus schools, I have many friends that live on post, etc.

      A little background - Ft. Benning is the largest permanent military installation anywhere in the world, taking up a full Georgia county. It's the home of the Infantry, and if you know anyone who's gone through jump training, regardless of branch of the military, they probably came through Benning. The place is huge, and is covered with trees, the majority of the land being undeveloped and used for firing ranges, survival training, etc.

      I can see why they'd be interested in something like this; Benning is literally just too big to be fenced in like most military bases in this country. Depending on how much this costs to operate, it could be a very efficient way to keep the base at least a little bit more secure, which I see as a good thing.

      Just thought I'd chip in with a local perspective. :)

    16. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Except it wasn't a surveilance balloon. The Japanese designed a number of balloons loaded with explosives, the idea being to release them into the gulf stream, which would carry them to the continental US. The one you mentioned was the only one that managed to do any damage, but that was just because the Japanese failed to correctly estimate some of the navagational factors involved.

    17. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

      Although I couldn't tell you why blimps have gained favor, I'm not surprised. Even the resurected Zeppelin company has been making blimps:
      Zeppelin NT images gallery

      BTM

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    18. Re:Techology has gone full circle by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      All "air ships" (blimp, zeppelin, dirigible) are lighter than air, that is the difference between them and "air planes". Zeppelin's and dirigibles just have a rigid superstructure

    19. Re:Techology has gone full circle by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 1
      The place is huge, and is covered with trees, the majority of the land being undeveloped and used for firing ranges, survival training, etc. [...] Benning is literally just too big to be fenced in...

      Sounds similar to Camp Pendleton, in Southern California. Maybe these "security blimps" can keep undocumented immigrants from taking shelter in the trash dumpsters used as targets on heavy weapons live fire ranges.

      The Dalai Llama
      ...ouch...

    20. Re:Techology has gone full circle by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most people don't know this, but 5 U2's had virtual OWNERSHIP of the east coast of the United states for about 6 days. I know one sits off RI which I hope to dive this summer (if the grave robbers haven't gotten it banned). Another one, IIRC sits off the coast of New Jersey, after terrorizing NYC shipping for several days.

      From what I understand, these attacks came shortly before Germany surrended, but my failing memory isn't 100% on it.

    21. Re:Techology has gone full circle by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Cheaper, and with modern manufacturing techniques, you can still makes a compartmentalized "bag", if you will" that will hold it's pressure even if some of the rest of it is punctured.

      Plus it's lighter, easier to ship/store, and probably cheaper to manufacture.

      Just a guess.

    22. Re:Techology has gone full circle by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, it was 4 or 6, the memorial plaque is about 5 miles from here (Klamath Falls, OR, the land that god forgot!), in a park up in the woods. There are aparently still some nasty gashes in the big tree from the shrapnel. A family went out for a picnic, and the kids found something neat, and playing with it caused it to go off.

      Keep in mind that thousands of these were launched, and only a few hundred were found, many of them are probably still sitting around on the west coast..

      There was also a japanese plane that launced from a sub, and tried to drop incediaries in the forest of the oregon coast mountain range. Of course, forest fires don't happen in Oregon in winter, we don't tan, we rust!!

      Oh, and a torpedo was launched from a japanese sub at Camp Rilea (Spelling??, now a national gaurd base) but they didn't take into account the slow slope of the beach, and the torpedo just ran up on the beach and never went off.

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    23. Re:Techology has gone full circle by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Got any links?

    24. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The only casualties by Japan in the continental US during WWII."

      Why? Is Alaska not on the same continent as the contiguous 48?

    25. Re:Techology has gone full circle by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The heavier the shell, the bigger around it has to be to keep the thing lighter than air. A shell of inflexible metal is heavier than a shell of flexible stuff like fabric or mylar. Thus if you have two airships of equal lifting power, using the same kind of gas inside, if one has a fabric skin and one has rigid skin, the rigid-skinned one will take up more volume to achive the same lifting power.

      And, having to push a bigger volume thing through the air means more fuel. And if instead of tethering it, you're using motors to keep the thing in place against the wind (which is likely if it has to be at a signifigant altitude), then the bigger surface area gasbag will be more affected by the wind than a smaller one, and need more fuel to just hold it still.

      On another note, one thing I've often wondered is: if a lighter-than-air gas like helium can lift the shell, why not a complete lack of gas? Has anyone tried making a shell of vacuum to lift an airship with? It would require a more rigid shell, but it would generate a heck of a powerful lift.

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    26. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Maybe these "security blimps" can keep undocumented immigrants from taking shelter in the trash dumpsters used as targets on heavy weapons live fire ranges.

      "Note to Self: Bring extra cases of Crystal Springs water bottles to toss into the dumpsters on my way out to patrol the border. And a spare mop for the returning crew."
      - Seen on a post-it note in the locker room of BCIS.

    27. Re:Techology has gone full circle by thogard · · Score: 1

      There are already high altitude ballons looking out for the undocumented visitors. Just look at the Floridia aviaion sectional and you'll see one grid that has an insanely high max altitude and a red circle thats a restricted range. There are a few others just like it as well. The problem is when the weather gets bad, they have to wind down the ballon and I think its on something like 18,000 ft of cable.

    28. Re:Techology has gone full circle by meburke · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I can't seem to find anything good on the web. This illustration sucks: http://www.buckminster.info/Biblio/About-Articles- 1980.htm There is a decent picture of the concept in his book, "Critical Path" You might find more than I did by searching for "Sky-City", Sky Cities, or "Cloud 9" with Buckminster Fuller as a keyword. Mike

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    29. Re:Techology has gone full circle by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      So then, yet another Secret Weapon of the wehrmacht! U-2's!!

      And to think they owned the whole of the east coast of the United States. Amazing!

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    30. Re:Techology has gone full circle by meburke · · Score: 1

      I found another small picture here: http://www.thirteen.org/bucky/cities.html Mike

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    31. Re:Techology has gone full circle by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      doh!!!!

      u-boats, not u2's

    32. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Deadstick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thaddeus Lowe, grandfather of "Pancho" Barnes of "The Right Stuff" fame, provided balloon-borne reconnaissance services to the Union Army as a contractor, until he quit the deal in disgust over corrupt contract management in the Army.

      Germany used Zeppelins (aka dirigibles) in WW1 for reconnaissance and a small (though dramatic) amount of bombing. As a result of this, the US, which had the only known source of helium in those days, refused to sell it to Germany after the war, which led directly to the Hindenburg disaster. (Yeah, yeah, I know the combustible-fabric story, and if you believe it you can still buy aircraft fabric and aluminized dope and find out for yourself how much of a fire it makes in the absence of hydrogen!)

      British cities used "barrage balloons," unmanned balloons tethered over cities by steel cables intended to snag low-flying bombers in WW2.

      The entire US coastline and much of the Caribbean were patrolled during WW2 by Navy blimps (and a very few dirigibles) which were ideal for finding and destroying U-Boats -- a capability which can be explored by googling "Brewster angle".

      The Japanese fire balloons were aimed at the continental US...Hawaii would be much too small a target to hit. Quite a few reached the States -- I believe one got as far as a Chicago suburb -- but the gubmint pressured police, fire departments and news media to cover up the events as far as possible; there were no really big fires set, and the lack of publicity caused the Japanese to drop the project for lack of apparent results.

      rj

    33. Re:Techology has gone full circle by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody set up us the bomb!

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    34. Re:Techology has gone full circle by dbrower · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yes, you are the only one surprised by use of a blimp instead of a rigid airship.

      Rigid airships are a lot more complicated to build structurally, since they are carrying a bunch of rigid structure that does nothing to generate lift and can bend and break under stress. Blimps are not just one big ballon, but can and are compartmentalized for disaster containment. Blimps were built in large numbers during WWII as patrol craft, and operated in the US Navy in that role up to sometime in the 1960s. The USN gave up on rigid airships in the 30s, essentially after the Shenandoah went down in a storm.

      Balloons are not blimps because they don't have maneuvering engines. A spherical blimp would have engines that move it, making it more than a balloon.

      (An untethered Kite or parachute with an engine is called an ultralight, or an airplane)

      One of the big issues with these proposals has been power generation and storage. The solar generators that are light enough and flexible to go on a blimp body have tended to be low efficiency compared to heavier crystal cells, according to this, though there are claims here that new products can do nearly as well.

      Batteries are notoriously heavy, so it's a tradeoff that hasn't been economically possible yet. Things need to be efficient, light, reliable, and cheap enough. The proposed HAA is still using old lead-acid batteries! I guess this works if there is enough helium, and low enough power demand (related to low wind speed to fight).

      here is an article that describes this in more detail.

      -dB

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    35. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As usual Wikipedia has some info: try Fire Balloons.

    36. Re:Techology has gone full circle by arfuni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure that a Japanese sub also attempted to fire artillery at some kind of (petrol?) refinery in the northwest. They missed.

    37. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Blackjax · · Score: 1

      From reading this, it looks like it is in fact a form of rigid structure.

      http://www.techspheresystems.com/faqs.html

      There seems to be an outer shell with a gasbag inside.

    38. Re:Techology has gone full circle by kendoka · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the latest info to be declassified on Roswell said what crashed was a large high altitude balloon carrying a payload capable of spying on the Soviet nuclear program. Apparently we've had a number of top-secret projects involving ballons; funny how it's the most widely used technology we never hear about...

    39. Re:Techology has gone full circle by instarx · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to look it up, but the US Government Printing Office has a very good booklet (about 20 pages and free or very cheap) about these balloons with plenty of illustrations, photos and a good discussion of the theory of operation. As a weapon of war they were not very effective. I ordered one of the booklets many years ago and still remember it.

    40. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Eisenstein · · Score: 1

      Yes, sadly no visionaries are left on the earth. This good idea here was never really realised because of money problems, only the giant hall is still standing: Cargolifter

    41. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let`s see are soldiers helmets look very similiar to the ones germans wore during WW2. anybody notice? now we have blimps (zeplins), an emerging police state, what`s next national id cards? papers please! have we been here before? naaaw, it must be my imagination getting the best of me.

      human nature never changes and man doesn`t learn from history he only repeats it.....

    42. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "jet stream" not "gulf stream". Wrong side of America, you know.

    43. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Magada · · Score: 0

      They were all the rage in the Secession War, when they were first used to give artillery observers a vantage point.

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    44. Re:Techology has gone full circle by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      For surveillance during The Great War (they didn't know there'd be a second one), they used tethered hydrogen balloons over the lines. My grandfather trained to take photographs in one. Luckily for him, by the time he was due to be deployed, the Army had come up with a way to operate the camera remotely. The reason I consider him (& me) lucky is that fighter pilots on both sides made a good business of shooting the observation balloons down.

      I believe tethered balloons were also used on a limited basis by the Union during the War between the States, but I'm not sure on that point.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    45. Re:Techology has gone full circle by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      Ft. Benning is the largest permanent military installation anywhere in the world, taking up a full Georgia county.


      I was stationed at both Ft. Benning and Ft. Hood. Hood is bigger. Hood actually contains a live-fire aerial bombing range(!).

      I think your idea of counties is a little off as well. Benning is a federal reservation. It exists in no state, and, therefore, in no county. If memory serves, more than half of it is in what would otherwise be Alabama. The developed portion is in what would be Georgia. This includes the post office, hence the GA address.

      All the Way,
      Peter
    46. Re:Techology has gone full circle by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      Hey, I live in Columbus, too.

      Gotta get out of it, though. Getting a job around here it tough.

    47. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      How is it that a Canadian like me knows American history bettert han you? :-P

      I believe the previous poster answered your question - 1959 when Alaska was admitted to the union. Some people get confused about the whole Guam thing too.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    48. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "How is it that a Canadian like me knows American history bettert han you?"

      Because Alaska means we have you surrounded, with your only hope for escape being through the Quebecois. :)

      "1959 when Alaska was admitted to the union. Some people get confused about the whole Guam thing too."

      But Alaska was part of the United States as far back as the middle of the Nineteenth Century, just as Guam (et al) is a part of the United States today. So while it wasn't in the Union proper, it could still be considered part of the "continental US" if you want to be an anal-retentive bastard and take things literally (which, of course, I do :) ).

    49. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Wrong substance, too...the Gulf Stream is made of water.

      rj

    50. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      Tremendously. Factor of 12.5. In fact the power supply--not just the energy storage but whatever transforms it into force--ie not just the fuel but the engine, not just the battery but the motors--and the props would all have to be that much bigger than for a well-streamlined conventional airship turned into the wind. A sphere has high drag because the airflow loses some energy to friction as it passes over the surface, and then it has not got the energy left to reach the center of the far side--it stalls and the flow separates, leaving a large area in the back at a low pressure. Most drag on most real objects in the air has this cause but a streamline trades off more surface drag (more length) for a smaller radius area of separated flow--the pointed tail also helps minimize that. I believe a sphere might in principle have its drag lowered by techniques known as "boundary layer control" but these Techsphere guys have never heard of that apparently. (Nor has anybody ever demonstrated a drag-reduced sphere by means of BLC either, maybe that won't work.) But a factor of 12 for a bare sphere is conservative--it might be more like a factor of 30.

      "Fuel" indeed.

    51. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      No, all kinds of LTA were used in WWI. Actually I don't know how much balloons were used--I don't pay a lot of attention to stuff about unpropelled balloons, I like airships. BTW any airship, rigid or not, is a "dirigible" because the word means the craft can be made to move in some controlled direction--this is the essence of an airship, it is dirigible. True, the grander term was fashionably applied to rigids but an airship is a dirigible is an airship, whether it is a blimp, a rigid, a metalclad, a semirigid, or a number of other structural schemes.

      But during "the Great War" while the Germans were almost alone in using rigids (which were large but not all made by Zeppelin--some were made by Schütte-Lanz) except for some essentially experimental British ones, nearly everyone was using semirigids or blimps. And the British had an especially good quick-and-dirty blimp program to patrol the sea lanes. They did the same jobs the more advanced American blimps (all made by Goodyear, and using helium instead of hydrogen as the WWI era airships all did) did. The most numerous airship fleet was this American one of course, and I think it rivaled the Zeppelin fleet in volume of lift gas enclosed. During WWII lots of uses were found for tethered balloons too--and these were generally filled with hydrogen (being unmanned).

    52. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      I may be wrong, underestimating the ability of the Germans in a last ditch all-out effort but I doubt very much this period was at the end of the war. No, the time the Germans could really close down US coastal shipping was when we entered it. Guess what we used to break that grip? Blimps! No U-boat liked the idea of attacking a ship or doing anything that might draw the attention of our "kleine Zeppelins." True there was reason to doubt the blimp itself could prevail against the sub (although there is good reason to think sometimes they did make kills, and the US Navy suppressed the fact since there were a lot of airship haters in the Navy who wanted to shut down LTA, these eventually got their way) but once spotted a sub was in grave danger and far less likely to make a kill of its targets. (One blimp is known to have been shot down by a sub--but its machine gun had jammed--it is very frustrating to wonder what might have happened if it had not. But however glorious shooting down a "little Zeppelin" might seem it would do little harm to the Allied war effort!) The fact was, convoys guarded by blimps were never attacked by submarines. Same was true in WWI with the British blimps. The Germans, who knew something about potential uses of airships, were very worried about our blimps.

      Of course there were other ways of supressing subs, including seaplanes and landplanes, blimps were just very effective--and cost-effective. Our problem at the beginning of the war was that first of all we had few of any of these resources (the Navy had all the blimps and just a handful of them--they drafted the fleet of Goodyear advertising blimps and sent them out armed with rifles on the Pacific coast!) of any kind. Much worse the Navy didn't make merchant shipping protection a priority; convoys were not even adopted until many ships had already been sunk. the Navy wanted warships to go fight Japan and regarded everything else as a sideshow--to the point that the _Army_ had the most numerous fleet by the end of the war since the Navy would not do the job of transporting troops or carrying supplies for the Army in the Pacific! The Army ships were not capital warships of course but there were a whole lot of them.

    53. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "Yes, you are the only one surprised by use of a blimp instead of a rigid airship."

      The only one surprised maybe, but not the only one scandalized.

      "Rigid airships are a lot more complicated to build structurally, since they are carrying a bunch of rigid structure that does nothing to generate lift and can bend and break under stress."

      it ain't necessarily so. In concept a blimp is simpler (though actually a workable blimp has a lot of subparts) but to successfully design and fabricate that nonrigid structure turns out not to be so easy, judging from the cost and long development times of non-rigid projects which if anything seem more difficult and expensive than rigids. A lot of confusion arises because blimps tend to be much smaller and of course it is easier to make something small than large. Easier for more peopel to try, easier to gain experience--all as a pure matter of scale. Also, blimps have historically been seen by most decision-makers as quick, dirty, expendible solutions to problems while rigids have been national priorities and the projects have often suffered from the surrounding politics.

      I'd shut up about this if blimps have in fact ever proved out to have greater proportions of useful lift than the better rigids achieved, in the case of the last Zeppelins better than 50 percent of the lift was available for payload and fuel. Show me a blimp that comes close to that! Generally blimp useful lifts are like a quarter, maybe a third, of total lift. Of course today we have helium and then they mostly used hydrogen, but today we would make rigids out of somewhat lighter materials too. BTW--a friend who loves blimps over rigids often says that we've had way more progress with fabrics than with metals--but in fact a lot of the structural weight of a rigid was not the frame but the fabric, skin, cells, and rigging, and all of these would _definitely_ be much lighter, stronger, more gas-tight, and probably cheaper too today.

      But even comparing a 1933 model helium rigid (USS Macon) with a 2004 model pressure ship, do you really assert the overall structure is lighter relative to the lift volume on the blimp? The skin of a blimp is the whole show pretty much--if it rips or leaks you have big problems with every aspect of the ship's operations, so its specifications are stringent and the safety factors with fabrics must be high because it is hard to verify the integrity of fabrics without testing them to destruction. You may satisfy yourself that the design is sound by doing that to a long sequence of samples, you may adopt stringent quality control to prevent flaws (all this clearly helps explain the high costs involved!) but in the end you risk that the next sample you make has one and that's the patch you install in the ship--only high safety factors bring down the risk. The same would be true of rigids made of composites but with metals you can X-ray the girders to confirm they are sound! The division of labor betweent the parts also provides both a sort of safety factor (structure is not dependent on pressure for instance) and can contain the scope of damage.

      As for "design," a pressure ship designer I corresponded with got indignant that I wished he had included some principles of rigid design in a modern book on airships--he said first of all no one makes rigids today (Catch-22!) and second, the _standard_ design methods used for airplanes and other structures were sufficient-in other words many elements of rigid airship design are "off the shelf" for an experienced engineer. But stresses in fabric pressure designs are much more unpredictable and the field is arcane and underresearched.

      "Blimps are not just one big ballon, but can and are compartmentalized for disaster containment."

      I'm pretty familar with modern blimp design and practice, as a fan though I am no professional. I can't imagine a single pressure ship flying that meets these specs. It is easy to imagine but no one does it. Actually the best scheme like this I have ever seen speculat

    54. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "I think this technology is under-utilized. A friend of mine from Alaska bid to provide materials for the Trans-Alaska Gas pipeline and crane services by using blimps. He felt he could cut millions off the estimated bill and eliminate the need for a truck road by using blimps. Needless to say, no visionaries were on the bid committee.

      Blimps should be ideal for overland hauling, and they could make a great platform for cranes in many instances."

      I think it is really a challenge to make airships serve these functions well, though certain rather bizarre-looking designs may be more workable than they look.

      However, your friend should have considered interesting gas field developers in using airships to _ship the gas_ directly inside them, as a gas. Methane (most of natural gas is this) is actually itself considerably lighter than air. Serious proposals to do this have been made. To do it really well you'd need really big airships and the smaller they are the bigger the fleet of them you'd need, so it is really extreme in that sense. But it is not difficult at all to match or beat the fuel-economy of a surface ship, and fly 5 times faster than that ship can steam, and of course fly over land and sea ice. And this application avoids a lot of the complications of most niches we LTA fans try to develop for big cargo airships. You just design those big smokestack things that are standard in gas fields for venting away to serve as adequate "high masts" for the ship to moor to--this would involve strengthening them to be sure. But then moor the ship to the top of the stack/mast in the way developed by Britain and the US Navy in the 1920s, and run a very broad hose to an intake, and through a manifold fill sub-cells within the ship's helium cells with the product. Unmoor, and off the ship goes, burning its own payload in turbine engines. (Since natural gas is LTA you'd need some condensed cargo for ballast too--say, some precipitated heavy petroleum from the gas itself, or some oil from a nearby well, or if all else fails water or sand or whatever is readily available! Hopefully the ballast would be oil though). Burning a percent or so of its cargo (gotta burn the liquid a bit too to match the loss of lift from the burnt gas) you cruise at 65 knots or so to a market. Flexible, safe, fast, secure--an excellent system and entirely workable with known technology.

    55. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "As I understand it, one minor problem with blimps is containing the Helium used to fill it. The molecules are so small they eventually pass through most materials."

      Yes.

      "Is "need more Helium" another argument for developing workable cold fusion?"

      No. If we could employ fusion of any kind on the scale that would be needed to create that much helium we'd be generating or wasting so much energy we could just power rocket jets or something. Probably we'd develop a civilization that basically cooks away the atmosphere anyway or something equally drastic!

      Besides the types of fusion reaction considered most likely to be workable soonest don't typically create Helium-4 unfortunately.

      What we need to do is conserve the helium we've got better or turn to mining the atmosphere to recover it. Airships will retain helium way better than the normal uses we put most helium to today!

    56. Re:Techology has gone full circle by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I think you might be somewhat confused. The question was not why they shaped it like a sphere, but rather why they didn't use a rigid airship instead of a blimp. Someone stated that the biggest problem is fuel, and then expanded on that answer.

    57. Re:Techology has gone full circle by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a last ditch effort. From what I understand it was collusion on the part of the officers in charge to make what effectively was a suicide run against the U.S. when the war looked bleak.

      http://www.wreckhunter.net/u-boats.htm

      <quote>
      The only documented wartime sinking of a U-boat in New England waters occurred on May 5, 1945, when the U-853 torpedoed and sank the collier Black Point off Newport, Rhode Island.

      When the war with Germany ended in May 1945, all German military vessels were ordered to surrender to allied forces. Soon after that order was given, a number of U-boats patrolling our east coast surrendered to the US and Canadian navies. Since the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard (at Portsmouth, New Hampshire) was the largest submarine base on the US east coast, some 5 to 7 subs were towed to Portsmouth to be studied by the navy and await their fates. The subs surrendered in May 1945 included the U-234, U-805, U-873 and U-1228, and perhaps one or two more. The U-505, captured earlier by the U.S. Navy, was later towed to Portsmouth to join the collection.
      </quote>

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/lostsub/map.html
      N OVA records places U-869 off NJ coastline, possibly victim to her own torpedoes.

      But you were right, the event I'm think of occurred shortly after hostilities began:

      http://www.geocities.com/fort_tilden/uboats.html
      <quote>
      The "Pearl Harbor" of the Atlantic
      A few German U-boats were responsible for the sinking of a total of 397 ships in the first six months of 1942. There were 171 ships sunk off the Atlantic Coast from Maine to Florida, 62 sunk in the Gulf of Mexico, and 141 in the Caribbean. A total of 2,403 persons were killed and 1,178 were wounded.
      </quote>

    58. Re:Techology has gone full circle by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "I think you might be somewhat confused. The question was not why they shaped it like a sphere, but rather why they didn't use a rigid airship instead of a blimp. Someone stated that the biggest problem is fuel, and then expanded on that answer.
      "
      I came late to this thread having been out of town. But "fuel" is a totally irrelevent answer to the question you point to--it does not matter how an airship is structured how much drag it has, which is what dictates the power/thrust requirements for a given performance target. OTOH the sphere (without Boundary Layer Control to change the picture) has tremendous drag compared to a normal streamline and "fuel" would be a very relevant answer to that. Spheres are wonderful structurally but not nearly enough so to overcome that huge drawback.

      How could the difference between a blimp or a rigid have any bearing on its power supply or the demands of the mission as they would affect fuel/power demands??

      Please point me to the answer--either I missed it, answered it, or dismissed it as hopelessly confused. Rigids historically had very good useful lift ratios and the best a blimp might hope to do is match that. Being generous to the blimp I just assume there is no difference. No other characteristic that distiguishes them favors a blimp either--they are not easier to make good shapes out of, there is just no overwhelming advantage except that the industry, such as it is, is geared toward thinking about blimps and making them and not rigids. For this project a rigid is clearly the quick and dirty solution and if not abandoned will I bet retain the lead forever. It solves a lot of problems the blimps pose.

      And if you want a sphere I can tell you what might make it workable. These Techsphere guys don't even acknowledge the problem, they just change their name every few years so people don't connect them with their last fiasco!

    59. Re:Techology has gone full circle by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      The "answer" was given here. It basically amounts to more weight == more thrust required. A fair enough stance, but I still don't buy it. I *still* think that a rigid airship is the way to go for a truly large vessel.

      Hey, since you seem to have spoken with quite a few airship designers, let me pose a question to you. One of my dream ideas has always been to build a carrier in the sky. The way I figure it, the sides of the deck would be lined with large rigid frame balloons that would provide buoyancy for the craft. With its entire weight lightened, it could then use turbofans built into the bottom of the craft to provide the actual lift power. These turbofans would be powered by the onboard nuclear reactors. (Who else would need an aircraft carrier other than the miliatary?) I'm still thinking about how forward thrust would be applied, but it could be accomplished by building the turbofans to "tip".

      Even if such a craft were feasible, I'm not sure what it would offer over the Navy's current carriers, but it would certainly be an interesting project.

  7. Wha? by Mukaikubo · · Score: 1

    Funny, I'm graduating from Ma Tech next year and I've never heard of TechSphere... are they some GTRI geeks or what?

    1. Re:Wha? by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      I work for GTRI... It wouldn't surprise me.

    2. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of course, nobody tells us Tech students anything except for departmental job posting and "do your course evaluation" spam!

    3. Re:Wha? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      If you read the freaking article, it specificially says GTRI. You must be an IM major.

      8^P

  8. Wheeeee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sky Captain here we come :)

  9. 500 foot long blimps? by bplipschitz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Rush Limbaugh has a new job? Watching over *every one* of us?

  10. If they had by thebra · · Score: 1

    a WAP on them I could see the use.
    Brian: Amazing Peter, you can barely drive a car but you're allowed to fly a blimp.
    Peter: Yeah, America's great isn't it...except for the South.

    1. Re:If they had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      piss off yankee scum

    2. Re:If they had by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. They totally fouled up on this one, they should have marketed it as a WAP or other broadband net provider and then..."Oh, by the way, we'll just be putting on these secams to, uh, protect the blimp. Yeah, that's it!"

      BTM

      --
      That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
  11. You are Number 6. by trix_e · · Score: 5, Funny

    admittedly I didn't look at the site... but thinking about giant security blimps reminded me of the "guards"...

    --
    No man is an island, but Gary is a city in Indiana.
    1. Re:You are Number 6. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell are you talking about???

    2. Re:You are Number 6. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A TV show called "The Prisoner"

    3. Re:You are Number 6. by Eryq · · Score: 1

      Yah, "Rover".

      So I guess if evildoers are spotted, the blimp just drops rapidly to the ground, suffocating them (and an entire city block) beneath its flabby white skin.

      Oh, no, wait.. I'm thinking of Rush Limbaugh...

      --
      I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
    4. Re:You are Number 6. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That would be telling, Number six."

    5. Re:You are Number 6. by MadHungarian1917 · · Score: 1

      Q. Where am I
      A. The Village

      I am Number 2, You are Number 6

      I am not a not a Number I am a Free Man

      And don't forget who is Number 1

  12. The logical conclusion by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon, a stout steamer will carry all of our correspondence be-tween the United States and the British Empire, reducing communication time to a scant six weeks! Huzzah!

    1. Re:The logical conclusion by MooCows · · Score: 1

      IPv6: Now with a 256 bit timeout var!

      --
      The path I walk alone is endlessly long.
      30 minutes by bike, 15 by bus.
    2. Re:The logical conclusion by tbjw · · Score: 2, Funny

      The colonies, sir, are part of the Empire.

    3. Re:The logical conclusion by ENOENT · · Score: 3, Funny

      Inform Lord Vader immediately.

      --
      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    4. Re:The logical conclusion by Draknor · · Score: 1

      You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

      *Force choke*

    5. Re:The logical conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, big guy, steam powered ships weren't around until the 1800s.

  13. So yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    References to "1984" have become so common and hackeneyed these days that it's become kind of like the second order version of Godwin's Law or something. I'll agree with this.

    But is this a reasonable time to start referencing 1984, now that they've started implementing actual plot devices from 1984 (the surveillance helicopters) in real life??

    1. Re:So yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're mistaken in calling the helicopters from 1984 a "plot device", since that is a metaphorical term for the authors tools in moving the plot along, which the security helicopters were really not.

      However I agree with your thoughts. 1984 quotes are so rampant now that it's cliche, which sickens me because it's all true as day and in everyones faces.
      Guess what? Nothings going to change. The only thing that you will see interrupt this downward spiral of our current civilization is a complete upheaval of the US government. No amount of protesting, terrorism, violence or passiveness is going to alter this countries current course.

      I would love nothing more in my entire life and existence to be proven wrong about that...

    2. Re:So yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we've had surveillance devices in use for some time now - and I'm not refering to spy planes or drones - there's a few (what I would call) "mini blimps" with the radar from an F-16 that used to routinely watch our borders...I suppose to keep an eye out for those low flying planes trying to bring contraband into the country. They were tethered at a ground station, and I can only assume they worked pretty well...

      FWIW - I think we were ahead of 1984 IN 1984

    3. Re:So yeah. by torpor · · Score: 1


      there is no good time to not refer to something as being '1984'-like, when it is in fact being 1984-like.

      that is what literature is for. it is for this reason that books and writing are important. so that you can do exactly that.

      my take on the ballons: you know what the U.S. Army and its tradition of 'weather balloons' has done for conspiracy theorists around the world, how can you not see this as a massive cover-up so that we don't freak out when the UFO Motherships start invading ... "oh, its just that blimmmmmp.. **Zap** ... yes, my lord, reporting to Earth Station Two ..."

      just kidding. personally, i'd quite happily invest in a high-altitude living habitat instead of, say, downtown Tokyo, so if it ever gets to the point where we can live up there for stretches at a time, sign me up ... better cities in the sky than slavery to alien species!!!

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    4. Re:So yeah. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      I already posted on this, but it's worth repeating again - Ft. Benning is HUGE. It takes up an entire country in GA. The fact is, even with several of these blimps, I doubt they'd be able to cover more than a fraction of the base's total landmass. Benning is mostly trees and forest, so it's not like we're talking about being in the middle of a major urban center, even though it does neighbor Columbus, GA (city of about 275,000).

      I'm as big of a privacy advocate as anyone, but I see nothing disturbing about this, knowing the area they're talking about using this thing in.

    5. Re:So yeah. by ezthrust · · Score: 1

      Actually, it seems more like theyt are lifting plot devices from "The Prisoner" I hope that one of these things have the name Rover. Be seeing you.

    6. Re:So yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mistaken in calling the helicopters from 1984 a "plot device", since that is a metaphorical term for the authors tools in moving the plot along, which the security helicopters were really not.

      Well, yeah. They definitely did help fix the context and environment, though. What would be the correct terminology here? "Crucial set piece"?

    7. Re:So yeah. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I already posted on this, but it's worth repeating again - Ft. Benning is HUGE. It takes up an entire country in GA.

      The attitudes of Texans notwithstanding, I was not aware that any other countries were contained within the area of the United States.

      also, blimps won't fall straight down unless there is no wind at any altitude they will pass through.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  14. Starcraft by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....Does anyone else hear some spooky voice saying 'Must Spawn More Overlords!'

    Maybe this is all just a mass coverup to crashing alien craft. The numbers of crashed alien vessels has increased to the point where we need to make sure we have enough high alt. blimps cruising around so that we can claim one crashed!

    1. Re:Starcraft by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      ....Does anyone else hear some spooky voice saying 'Must Spawn More Overlords!'
      It's not too bad, most of us will welcome them.

    2. Re:Starcraft by petabyte · · Score: 2, Funny
      Bah, you zerglings. I'll take care of this.

      *Nuclear Launch Detected*
    3. Re:Starcraft by Kelz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about you but I don't want to ride in its ventral sacs... ick.

  15. Hmmm: Animatrix calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't remember which anime short it was in but there where definitely things resembling this in the Animatrix. Paging 01 and the MPAA for intellectual property enforcement. Ohhh wait..the Hindenburg was prior art.

  16. A new life awaits you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the Off-World colonies.

  17. Frickin Beautiful Legalese by WwWonka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the TechsSphere page on the project:

    This release contains statements that constitute forward-looking statements. These statements appear in a number of places in this release and include all statements that are not statements of historical fact regarding the intent, belief or current expectations of the Company, its directors or its officers with respect to, among other things: (i) the Company's financing plans; (ii) trends affecting the Company's financial condition or results of operations; (iii) the Company's growth strategy and operating strategy; and (iv) the declaration and payment of dividends. The words may, would, will, expect, estimate, anticipate, believe, intend, and similar expressions and variations thereof are intended to identify forward-looking statements. Investors are cautioned that any such forward-looking statements are not guarantees of future performance and involve risks and uncertainties, many of which are beyond the Company's ability to control, and that actual results may differ materially from those projected in the forward-looking statements as a result of various factors.

    Man sometimes the beauty of legal double talk brings tears to thine eyes...***sniff sniff***

    1. Re:Frickin Beautiful Legalese by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Its pretty clear.

      We the company want to make a metric buttload of money by parting you, the smuck investor from your money. To achieve this we will promise you the earth and if you are dumb enough to believe it, you can fuck off after we have your cash.

      --
      Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
      What truth?
      There is no dupe
    2. Re:Frickin Beautiful Legalese by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. However, I've been getting pretty good at deciphering this stuff lately. Let me give it a shot:

      This release contains statements that constitute forward-looking statements.

      What follows are half-assed guesses.

      These statements appear in a number of places in this release and include all statements that are not statements of historical fact regarding the intent, belief or current expectations of the Company, its directors or its officers with respect to, among other things: (i) the Company's financing plans; (ii) trends affecting the Company's financial condition or results of operations; (iii) the Company's growth strategy and operating strategy; and (iv) the declaration and payment of dividends.

      We don't believe this shit, but we expect you to. Everything contained in this document is marketing drivel, and by stating that, we hope to protect ourselves from accounting fraud/stock manipulation.

      The words may, would, will, expect, estimate, anticipate, believe, intend, and similar expressions and variations thereof are intended to identify forward-looking statements.

      None of this will ever be true, but we look forward to your money!

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  18. It's emotional for Akron ... by s20451 · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... perhaps because one of the original US military airships was the USS Akron?

    These blimps were actually aircraft carriers. Akron's sister ship, USS Macon, once "dive-bombed" a Navy ship carrying President Roosevelt, dropping a bundle of newspapers for his reading. The stunt was intended to prove the worth of aircraft against ship targets.

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    1. Re:It's emotional for Akron ... by john82 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a native of Akron, I can tell you that blimps are an emotional issue with residents of the region. We associate blimps with Goodyear and, by extension, the rubber companies. Prior to the late 1970s, Akron was the rubber capital of the world. There were scores of tire manufacturing plants. Likely as not, your father owed his job directly or indirectly to the rubber industry (either he worked in the plants, sold goods and services to the plants, or sold goods and services to people who worked in the plants). The rubber industry was the focal point of local pride.

      Then the rubber union went on strike one last time... *poof*

      NO more tires made in Akron. Tens of thousands of jobs eliminated. The whole local economy went in the sewer for the next 25 years.

      Akron is just starting to come back. But in the minds of the those of us from Akron, anyone's blimp makes us think of the real thing (a Goodyear blimp) and the good old days.

    2. Re:It's emotional for Akron ... by DoubleD · · Score: 1

      To clarify: the USS Macon didn't dive bomb the Cruiser carrying FDR, rather a F9C-2 Sparrowhawk carried by the Macon did.

      Both the Akron and the Macon were lost in crashes unfortunatly.

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  19. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    I've got them both beat... I'm working on a sport-utility blimp that's nearly the size of Australia!! The only problem I have so far is that it's a little hard to maneuver around smaller blimps.

    1. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can defeat these easily. I'll create a hot air balloon, get some dynamite and paste wings on the TNT sticks. I'll then launch the dynamite at the blimp using wind currents. I call it "the Wile E Coyote"

    2. Re:Ha! by Grakun · · Score: 1

      Why would you need to worry about that? If the smaller blimps can't maneuver around you, then that's their problem...

  20. Alan Parsons Project! by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 0

    "I am the Eye in the Sky! Lookin' at you, I can read your mind!"

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  21. target? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    What is the range of a RPG?

    1. Re:target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well,
      I worked with some RPG-7's that were made in Egypt and they had a self-destruct of about 600 Meters. The hot copper stream from the shaped charge warhead would travel another couple of hundred meters before it burned up. The IP's (Indigenous Persons) like to aim them at helecopters when they get within a Kilometer hoping the jet will make a kill. At about a hundred meters from detonation, the jet can penetrate about 25 mm of armor versus 175 mm point-blank.

    3. Re:target? by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, you would have seen that the balloons would be 13 miles up. Far out of range of any RPG or even a Stinger missile.

  22. Emotional Thing by ChronoWiz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah I bet he wants it to be "a very emotional thing", so emotion clouds are rational thought which is screaming HOW MUCH OF A BAD IDEA THIS IS!!

  23. Security Cloud Cover? by pickapeppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just think though, with enough robotic blimps spying on us, the satelites won't be able to see us. Will this mean I'll need to build a new kind of aluminum foil hat?

    1. Re:Security Cloud Cover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One with 6 inch nails protruding to snag low flying blimps perhaps?

      Caution remember to have nails on the outside of the hat!

    2. Re:Security Cloud Cover? by kni52 · · Score: 1

      No, just much shinier foil hats to reflect sunlight into the monitor eyes and cameras.

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  24. Not reasonable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bah, this is just the standard liberal attack from the mid-90s. And it's out of date. If you had been paying any attention to this decade at all, you would know that Rush is actually not particularly overweight these days; he managed to finally defeat his weight problem and turn his life around, thanks to a strict regimen of illegal perscription drug addiction.

    Personally I think he is an example to us all.

  25. Americans spying on Americans by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The next trend will be finding "coldspots" instead of "hotspots" - places you can go to live freely outside of the benevolent observation of the government.

    1. Re:Americans spying on Americans by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

      The next trend will be finding "coldspots

      Most people here already have that covered. Now, if they'd only clean up the basement like their mothers keep asking they can be free of both parental harassment and goverment spying.

    2. Re:Americans spying on Americans by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Upon building my first house, I plan on pumping the walls of my home with static noise. Sure, wireless networks won't work outside the house or anything, but eh.. in the house is good enough for me.

    3. Re:Americans spying on Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither will they work inside the house, unless you live in a Faraday cage, moron.

    4. Re:Americans spying on Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yukon Territory or Alaska....

  26. Soccer Moms Will Love It by EyeSavedLatin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Hmm, let me guess, they will paint a huge American Flag on it? Then people will love it! "Yay, freedom mommy!" Oh well, this won't be much different than the mini-vans I see in the suburbs (when I have to go out there to visit my parents, I would never live in the 'burbs, you insensitive clod). All flag waving - no brain. I'd feel better if it was portrayed as strictly for military use (but not much better). But luckily it's already being modeled for use in the USA. For our safety - hurrah!

    1. Re:Soccer Moms Will Love It by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, your an immigrant?

  27. AD space by xraylima · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe large multi-nationals can sponser these blimps and fly them over sporting events. Wouldn't that be grand.

    1. Re:AD space by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      In the UK, the telephone mobile operator "Orange" has a bright orange blimp with .. you guessed it, the word "ORANGE" on the side. Usually, it can be seen floating around major organised events. On one occasion this meant it was orbiting past our house. Looking out of the window, it would be there, look again, and it was gone, then it was back, then it was gone, then it was back, then it was gone. If there was anything that wanted to be a floating target, that was it.

  28. tin-foil-hat time by krulgar · · Score: 1, Troll

    Double-Plus Ungood

  29. Well, Okay... by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 3, Funny

    but only if they fill them with Hydrogen!

    BTM

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    1. Re:Well, Okay... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 0
      As long as we don't fill them with that dangerous chemical DiHydrogen Monoxide

      Don't forget that DHMO is a major ingredient in Acid Rain and gaseous DHMO can cause burns on exposed skin

      Protect yourself from this chemical today

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  30. Two questions by dargaud · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • If they are this big, won't any idiot with a gun be able to shoot them down ? Kinds of defeats the purpose if they are meant for surveillance
    • I thought helium resources were pretty limited on the Earth. Were are they gonna get all this helium ?
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    1. Re:Two questions by mikeee · · Score: 3, Informative

      The distance a gun will shoot striaght up is surprisingly limited; small bullets suffer from a great deal of drag and you actually can't neglect gravity.

      Handguns are a non-started; you'ld need a large, specialized anti-aircraft gun to even think about it.

    2. Re:Two questions by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I read somewhere a couple years ago that the US military liked the idea of blimps etc. because they can stay up longer and they're cheaper to operate than a plane.

      As far as shooting them down goes . . . one could easily shoot down an AWAC (large radio relay and surveilance plane) too, but they are escorted and/or fly near, but outside the combat theatre.

      The intent of balloons/blimps is to keep them outside the theatre of combat . . . If it flies high enough, then one can use it to spy enemy activities past the horizon . . . or at least the horizon at ground level. In other words, at higher altitudes, one can see/snoop on radio transmissions/etc. further than at ground level due to the curvature of the earth . . . so even if you fly behind friendly lines, you can still spy on the enemy.

    3. Re:Two questions by curmudgeous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, duh.... 1. They'll make them out of that liquid-enhanced body armor discussed just a couple days ago, and 2. They'll fill them with all the helium produced as a by-product of cold fusion.

    4. Re:Two questions by mforbes · · Score: 3, Informative

      rtfa.

      Floating about 13 miles above the earth and holding a stationary orbit for 12 to 18 months,

      Sure, you got a gun that can shoot 13 miles straight up?

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    5. Re:Two questions by Ant2 · · Score: 1

      Especially now of the sale of the helium reserves...http://www4.nationalacademies.org/ocga/ publaw.nsf/0/551b15fb1d48eadd852568e900613907?Open Document

    6. Re:Two questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sure, you got a gun that can shoot 13 miles straight up?


      You bet!. I made it out of an old hard drive.

    7. Re:Two questions by Superfreaker · · Score: 1

      Not trying to troll, but, isn't Helium the most abundant resource in the universe next to hyrdogen?

    8. Re:Two questions by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      If they are this big, won't any idiot with a gun be able to shoot them down ? Kinds of defeats the purpose if they are meant for surveillance

      Not being a gun nut, could someone fill me in on what you'd need to shoot down a blimp at 65,000 feet?

    9. Re:Two questions by imsabbel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thats true. But considere the position of the earth:
      During the early age of the solar system, while planets were still unformed, the inital blazing (with a lot more flux in the solar wind) of the sun pushed most light materials into the outer solar system (very rough explanation, i know). Thats the reason why the inner planets are no gas planets to begin with.

      Now step 2: There was still a lot of helium remaining, but as the lightest gas (after h_2), it went up in the athmosphere and off into space. Its a slow process, because the bolzmann distribution isnt likely to give a atom escape velocety, but it happens. And they had 4 billion years of time...

      The result is that nearly all helium on earth is the result of alpha decay (thats the reason why natural gas, of all things, is the best source of helium, at least on some oilfields: helium tends to collet in the same spots than the gas while going of from deeper layers of the earth)

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    10. Re:Two questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, stupidity is the most abundant resource in the universe next to hydrogen.

    11. Re:Two questions by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      If they are this big, won't any idiot with a gun be able to shoot them down ? Kinds of defeats the purpose if they are meant for surveillance

      Not at an altitude of 65,000 feet they can't. Some of the large anti-aircraft guns from WWII, such as the German Flak 18, could, but those aren't exactly the sort of thing J. Random Paranoiac can get his hands on, or make in his basement.

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    12. Re:Two questions by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      A Patriot anti-blimp battery?

    13. Re:Two questions by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      If a handgun can even shoot that high, it's not likely to have much stopping power. Even if they have a substantial range, shooting straight up is another matter entirely. You'd probably need an emplaced or vehicle-mounted gun, or a self-propelled missile, to shoot that high with any effectiveness. And they might not have a very good heat signature - not compared to a jet or internal-combustion engine anyway - so even handheld SAMs might not work too well. (Someone correctly if I'm wrong on this, but I believe handheld launchers would be IR-guided. They're definitely not passive radar-guided, because it'd defeat the point of portability if you also needed a fire-control radar.)

      Too, blimps are NOT kept at high pressure. Actually, the ideal is having them as vacuous as possible while still maintaining their shape - too little pressure and they'll collapse in on themselves, and thus increase in density. Too much pressure and you're increasing the density another way. Pressure is probably just slightly over atmospheric - think of a balloon with just enough air in it to be round, not one that's fully inflated.

      Also, I doubt it's a single gas bag. It's also probably made of a durable material, possibly self-sealing to some extent. Even if it is a single, thin bag, it has to be built of something that'll withstand ruptures; combined with the relatively low pressure, they're not going to catastrophically split like a punctured balloon, and the tiny puncture from a bullet is going to take a long time to vent. People might actually be able to climb on the things and patch them without even losing much altitude; even if not, they'll have plenty of time to land.

      And a resource being "pretty limited" is relative. Sure, helium's harder to get than water, but that doesn't on its own mean there's not plenty of it to go around - possibly already in stockpile as other posters have alluded to.

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    14. Re:Two questions by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      Distribution of resources in space is not the same as that on a planet, especially not a rocky world like Earth(gas giants may have a lot more, I don't know offhand and can't get to Google from work). You may be correct, but that statement doesn't allow for local variation.

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    15. Re:Two questions by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      A missile of some stripe, probably one specifically designed to boost high. Typical SAMs shoot targets that are a lot closer(~10K feet?), but much faster and more maneuverable. A blimp-killer would probably be almost all booster, minimal guidance since it's shooting at a nearly- if not totally-stationary target, and have a very nasty fragmentation charge to not just puncture the airbag, but rip it to shreds.

      A mass driver might work, but you'd probably still want an explosion, not a solid slug. Likely a timed explosive rather than a proximity fuse, because of the speeds in question and the chance of fouling complex circuitry with the magnetic pulse needed to launch. Simpler to just use a high-altitude-low-maneuverability missile and a good fire control radar.

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    16. Re:Two questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A helium blimp can withstand holes
      It would take weeks/months for all the helium to leak out, so you can easily withstand a few bullet holes
      Probably part of the reason the Military likes them.

    17. Re:Two questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First world countries in the EU, Russia, China, maybe some of the militarily ambitious folks like North Korea or India, would all have anti-aircraft or anti-satellite weapons to take something like this down - easily.

      Most fighter jets can reach at least 40,000-50,000 feet (bombers fly that high..) so countries with a modern airforce could also get there (Saudi Arabia, Israel, Taiwan..)

      I don't think any of the 3rd world countries have weapons that can reach that high. The shoulder-fired missiles propogating can only reach 20-30,000 feet of altitude...only halfway there. They are also heat seaking and a blimp/airship at idleing 60,000 wouldn't have much heat signature to track.

      So, no new capability over the developed world - but most countries in the world couldn't do much about it.

    18. Re:Two questions by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      These things are huge. Do you know how long it would take for all the helium to leak out of a few bullet holes?

    19. Re:Two questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helium comes in third after stupidity and hydrogen.

    20. Re:Two questions by paganizer · · Score: 1

      the biggest gun our overlords allows up to have currently is the .50 caliber, and it "only" has a range of about 4 miles.
      for something like this, I imagine you would want a remote controlled attack-blimp, with a homebrew guidance system on it.
      hmm. anyone want to lay odds on when they start illegalizing the things you would need to make such a device?
      That IS why the are illegalizing model rocketry, after all; too easy for geeks like us to build our own SAM's.

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    21. Re:Two questions by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "Not trying to troll, but, isn't Helium the most abundant resource in the universe next to hyrdogen?"

      Yes, but not on Earth. A lot was probably created in the Big Bang and the stars have been creating it since they formed. But it is so light and unlike hydrogen not prone to form compounds and so tends to escape planets more easily. I'm sure the gas giants have a lot of it but a small rocky planet like ours loses it--most of ours would arise from radioactive decay of heavy elements.

      People who want to create more by nuclear processes would do better to devise a fission recipie to optimize the output of alpha particles (helium ions that is!) rather than develop fusion. Fusion would create so much energy we'd probably either use helicopters or jets for veritical lift alll the time and laugh at LTA--or use the energy for _thermal_ (very hot air) airships rather than mess around with helium!

      I don't want to rely on any of these nuclear processes for my helium!

    22. Re:Two questions by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "Too, blimps are NOT kept at high pressure. Actually, the ideal is having them as vacuous as possible while still maintaining their shape - too little pressure and they'll collapse in on themselves, and thus increase in density. Too much pressure and you're increasing the density another way."

      No, no no! the pressure involved in a pressure ship is just a percent or so of atmospheric--it is not about varying density at all, you just can't do that significantly except by heating or cooling the gas, not in a structure light enough to be lifted by the air!

      There is no way that a failure of pressure leads to "increased density" of the lift gas due to collapse. What you lose when pressure fails is _structure_ in a pressure ship. It goes limp and this is very bad if you have airspeed--something like that happened to the Navy's big ZPG-3W that crashed in the early 60's with a loss of most hands aboard. But if you stop engines and avoid crashing and have not lost a lot of lift gas, you become a limp balloon if pressurization fails, but a floating one.

      "Pressure is probably just slightly over atmospheric - think of a balloon with just enough air in it to be round, not one that's fully inflated."

      Yes!

      Except that you are thinking of a rubber balloon, where the pressure comes from tension. I think the pressure of a blimp would feel quite firm to human touch. But atmospheric pressure is like that of water thirty feet deep, quite high.

    23. Re:Two questions by Shurhaian · · Score: 1
      Rigid airships could have very small air pressure and get away with it, but blimps wouldn't stay inflated. They need SOMETHING in them to stay inflated. Otherwise the atmospheric pressure around them would crumple them to at least some extent. The low molecular mass of helium allows them to be lighter-than-air even with comparable pressure.

      Rigid airships would be okay because it's the framework that gives them their shape, but then, that framework also adds mass so they NEED the low pressure.

      Now, the atmospheric pressure 10 miles up is quite a bit lower than it is at sea level, witness the problems that can arise with moving to a high altitude and then exerting oneself unduly. But a large pressure difference from "local" atmospheric pressure, either way, would mean that even a small rip is that much more threatening. As the pressure inside approaches the pressure outside, from either direction, diffusion becomes a major factor - and with that large a volume and a small opening, diffusion isn't going to work very fast.

      But atmospheric pressure is like that of water thirty feet deep, quite high.
      That doesn't particularly make sense. I know there are zones within the atmosphere where the temperature rises as you go up instead of falling - I believe it gets back up to around the freezing point of water at the upper ionosphere - but I've never before seen it stated that the pressure rises. It doesn't make sense - you have LESS air above you to give that pressure!
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    24. Re:Two questions by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "Rigid airships could have very small air pressure and get away with it, but blimps wouldn't stay inflated."

      Maybe it is because I have not been sleeping enough lately but I'm confused trying to figure out what the premise of this statement is.

      Let's review some airship fundamentals!

      In concept, rigid airships are rigid structures that shelter simple flexible gas bags (ideally containing pure lift gas like helium and no air whatsoever) from the wind of the slipstream, but the air within the hull that they float in (providing lift) communicates freely with the air outside and is at the same _static_ pressure as a parcel of air that is not in relative motion would be.

      This is a bit tricky to accomplish because when the airship is moving the motion of air around it creates a varying pattern of air motion and complimentary static pressure variation--the air right on the nose has been rammed up to full speed and has extra static pressure due to that, the air flowing past the sides has lower than average static pressure, due to the Bernoulli effect. There is some pair of regions, one aft the nose and one somewhere ahead of the tail tip (ideally) where the variations cancel out and you might just make some holes there, but that area will shift around if the hull tips out alignment with the slipstream as when turning in any direction. If you let high pressure air in one place and out to low pressure areas elsewhere you get a wind inside the rigid which defeats the point of a hull--except you do want a little air circulation.

      Anyway in the ideal rigid the air is a calm zone inside the hull that is moving along with the ship, and any pressure variations outside due to ascent, descent, changing temperature, or anything else are reflected by air freely entering or escaping the hull to ideally maintain the same static pressure--the only forces on the skin are due to aerodynamics, the motion through the air. Great.

      Now the gas bags--to a first approximation they just match the prevailing pressure which, since they are closed bags, means they expand and contract freely. (There are also lags in responding to changing temperature. But any variations resolve into the bags taking on whatever volume matches their internal pressure with the prevailing one inside the hull).

      In detail--in any column of still air, the density and pressure at the bottom is greater than at the top, because the molecules respond to gravity in that way. This is the way that aerostatic lift actually occurs. In any lift gas--hot air, hydrogen, methane, helium, steam, whatever--the rate of fall-off of pressure and density is lower--with hot air because its molecules are more energetic being hotter, and in others because their molecules are lighter hence faster at the same temperature so their energy denisty can match that of air molecules. So there is no way a bag of helium can exactly match the pressure of the column of air it is in exept at one point--on the bottom they match, and going up the pressure of the helium falls more slowly, so there is a net pressure out--and up. This is how we get static lift in a limp balloon. To that extent the cells of any rigid airship need to endure a pressure variation. This variation is such that if it continued linearly going up it would rise to a full atmospheric pressure at about 10,000 meters (10 KM, 6 miles) up, so since the avarage atmosphere is about 100,000 Pascals (Newtons per meter squared) the pressure difference between the top and bottom of a flaccid helium bag would be 10 Pascals/meter of height, about 1/10,000 atmospheric pressure. A cell 100 meters in height would be bearing 1 percent atmospheric pressure at the top _if_ it were filled at sea level. (but then the ship could not rise without venting gas--its pressure height would be zero.) The biggest cell ever used a rigid would be the 40 meter diameter ones in the last big rigids, the American ZRS naval ships and the last 2 Zeppelins (Hindenburg and Graf Zeppelin II). So with big cells you already have signif

    25. Re:Two questions by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit unclear on how arguing that a massive overpressure would be a bad thing equates to arguing that blimps are at bicycle-tire degrees of inflation. Other than that, whatever you were trying to say was so thoroughly obfuscated and wrapped with hyperbole that I'm not even going to try a rational discussion anymore.

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  31. Homeland Security by maxdamage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Notice their plan for using the blimps for homeland security. Notice the lack of ballons to the north. Do we trust canadians now? (j/k) But seriously, what happends when somone flys over canadian air space and around the blimps?

    1. Re:Homeland Security by ThingOne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They have used blimps in the past to monitor drug traffic from the south. Its called the TARS Program (and here. These blimps have been operational since the 1980's. (1984?). This new program is like an updated TARS program.

    2. Re:Homeland Security by dex · · Score: 1

      No one would dare violate the neutrality of Belgian..er..Canadian airspace. :-)

    3. Re:Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat after me: there is nothing in the North but frozen land, the Canadians have all packed up and moved to Florida to live under the watchful eyes of their American Big Brothers. Believe us: there is nothing in Canada to concern you, you can forget we exist.

      Repeat after me: there is nothing...

    4. Re:Homeland Security by microwave_EE · · Score: 1

      "But seriously, what happends when somone flys over canadian air space and around the blimps?" Well, I know that here in Montana, we've got some *interesting* folk who live up near Canada, a few of whom allegedly own functional AA guns. I'm sure that they'd be glad to clear the skies.

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  32. How good is a blimp... by Cranx · · Score: 1

    How good is a security blimp that remains operational right up until a bad guy pops it with a bb-gun?

    1. Re:How good is a blimp... by raygundan · · Score: 1

      As another poster pointed out, this isn't much of a risk, unless you have a BB gun that can shoot 13 miles straight up. I don't think the ones we had at cub scout camp in the '80s were quite that good.

      Besides, we used *canvas* to stop the BBs past the targets. I think the blimp will be okay.

    2. Re:How good is a blimp... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      unless you have a BB gun that can shoot 13 miles straight up.
      No, but I think that with a just a little bit of time, I can design a small solid fuel rocket that can do just that.

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    3. Re:How good is a blimp... by Cranx · · Score: 1

      My common sense detector is going off, and the lights "won't carry enough weight to carry the things needed to be effective", "won't generate enough of its own power to run the electronics needed to be effective", "too stationary and vulnerable to avoid even the most primitive attacks" are all flashing.

      I have a button that's marked "expend all cash until requirements are met for a production model", but I'm going to wait for a cost estimate before I press it.

      Also, I just got a memo that says taxpayers are sick and tired of spending money on even more things that can be used to invade their privacy.

      Going to lunch.

    4. Re:How good is a blimp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, I just got a memo that says taxpayers are sick and tired of spending money on even more things that can be used to invade their privacy.

      I wish it were so ...

      While it's always useful and fun to have new tools ... I do think it would be nice if one of these programs would be cut. With that money, we could maybe help the homeless that can be found within 2 blocks of the Whitehouse in the middle of winter.

      Suggest that and all kinds of people will be up in arms - can't do that! They can get jobs. But another program to further secure the goverment in it's power, well that's ok.

  33. UFO! by echucker · · Score: 1

    You have to wonder how many reports will come in about giant ships with lights hovering overhead.

    1. Re:UFO! by rjelks · · Score: 1

      Aren't "security blimps" and "weather balloons" just a cover for the real UFO's anyway. Shhhhh, they can hear us.

  34. Jules Verne by squashed · · Score: 1

    License the booming voice of Vincent Price, launch the blimps and proclaim you are the Master of the World!

  35. Daily Show by nicnak · · Score: 2

    Jon Stewert did a bit on this a few months ago. He kept citing the report titled Hey, what if we put a camera on a blimp and the more detailed report Hey, what if we put a good camera on a blimp.

    1. Re:Daily Show by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Jon Stewert did a bit on this a few months ago. He kept citing the report titled Hey, what if we put a camera on a blimp and the more detailed report Hey, what if we put a good camera on a blimp.

      What if we put a frickin' las--- oh, never mind...

  36. do you recall battlefield robots? by jerk_kill_blue · · Score: 1

    uh ... why do i have the feeling that between battlefield robots: (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/11/28/22552 57&mode=thread&tid=103&tid=137&tid=99) and over-sized blimps, the U.S. military just isn't going to have the same ethos in the near future? i just don't think balloons and soldiers on segways are the best way to discourage al queda. or maybe it's just me :-) -- i'm not paranoid. who told you that???

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  37. Kent Brockman: "Oh, the humanity!" by pauly_thumbs · · Score: 1

    The Barney-steered blimp flying into the KBBL radio tower, the blimp bursting into flames and Kent's exclaiming the news references the 1937 Hindenburg disaster. The German zeppelin had accidentally snagged a tower mooring while landing in Lakehurst, N.J., bursting into flame and killing 36 people. Barney, however, apparently survives the Simpsons' disaster.

  38. Depends . . . Re:target? by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    GURPS has a range of 1,650 yards.

    Dungeons & Dragons v3.5 can reach about 1,240 yards but some some inexplicable reason is more popular.

    The old Chivalry & Sorcery RPG had a range of nearly five miles, but figuring out how to shoot it could take years.

    1. Re:Depends . . . Re:target? by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      Rubber Pellet Guns on the other hand have an accurate range of about 30m and would probably bounce off. It's interesting how acronyms get so horribly abused

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  39. height is good by TubeSteak · · Score: 0
    The higher you go, the farther you can see. I don't recall it exactly, but @ the beach, you can see something like 22~25 miles out to sea. Raise yourself 20 or 30 feet and your viewing distance increases tremendously. On a blimp like that, they just need a massive telescope & some gyro stabilized platforms to see what/wherever they want. Remember those U2 spy planes? they were going retardedly fast at excessive heights and they could snap pictures at very high resolution.

    yes they'll be fat old targets, but it'd take more than a pin prick to down one of those. They've got double celled walls, some nifty hole filling stuff, and lots of other nice ways to keep the airship from falling to the ground.

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    1. Re:height is good by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The higher you go, the farther you can see. I don't recall it exactly, but @ the beach, you can see something like 22~25 miles out to sea. Raise yourself 20 or 30 feet and your viewing distance increases tremendously.

      If you're standing at the edge of the water, the horizon is less than three miles away. At 30 feet, it's six and a half miles.

      At 65000 feet, it's 314 miles away.

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  40. Welcome by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new robotic blimp overseers.

    1. Re:Welcome by domovoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was going to go with the:

      I for one welcome our large, invisible, gas-filled overlords...um...version 2.0.

  41. More like surveillance baloons in the US Civil War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A century and a half!

    On the other hand, now I have to find the BB gun I had as a kid... :-)

  42. Look Dougal. Small cow, far away cow by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    A hysterical line from "Father Ted". You remind me of Dougal.

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  43. 30 Story Building!?!?!?! by Sloh_One · · Score: 1

    Guess i'll need a bigger tinfoil hat.

  44. NAHHH! by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    The blindingly bright advertising and public service announcements that run down the sides all hours of the night would be a dead give-away.

  45. To be first used against protesters by danharan · · Score: 1

    Fort Benning is also home to the "Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation," previously known as School of the Americas.

    It also earned the nickname of "School of the Assasins" after training Latin American soldiers in such fields as "interrogation techniques" (torture), counterinsurgency techniques and psychological warfare.

    Every year, protesters converge on the SOA and "cross the line" and get arrested, a mass protest to bring attention to this institutions horrible record. It is unlikely a surveillance blimp will deter many, but the first thought I had was that there had to be a link. The base may want to be able to identify more of those protesters that have only supporting roles and stay well behind the confrontation?

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    1. Re:To be first used against protesters by john82 · · Score: 1

      It is unlikely a surveillance blimp will deter many, but the first thought I had was that there had to be a link. The base may want to be able to identify more of those protesters that have only supporting roles and stay well behind the confrontation?

      Next time, try a better grade of aluminum foil for your hat.

    2. Re:To be first used against protesters by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 1

      "Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation"

      What a great euphemism.

      The Dalai LLama
      ...sure, I'll cooperate...just do me a favor and disconnect these electrified alligator clamps from my nipples...right, right...you're the dictator, whatever you say, just put down the hacksaw...

    3. Re:To be first used against protesters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Next time, try a better grade of aluminum foil for your hat.
      Why do you hate America?
  46. Revised script to "A New Hope" by Tumbarumba · · Score: 2, Funny

    BEN: That's no moon! That's a Security Blimp!

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  47. Spherical blimps? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee, why don't they call them balloons?

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    1. Re:Spherical blimps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll get confused with the name that people around the world use to call Americans.

  48. How about air traffic? by InternationalCow · · Score: 1

    The Lockheed blimps will patrol at around 65,000 ft so I do not expect terrorist attacks on them. However, with lots of these around, I can imagine them being something of a hassle for civilian aircraft. The location of surveillance blimps will no doubt be kept a secret, so I wonder when we will hear the first report of a Jumbo having collided with a blimp. Probably a simple transponder wil do but I have this feeling that disaster will have to occur before this issue will be addressed.

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    1. Re:How about air traffic? by Verminator · · Score: 3, Informative
      IANAP. IAAAM. (I am not a pilot. I am an aircraft mechanic.)

      Civilian aircraft (including airliners) rarely fly much above 40,000 feet.

      Shouldn't be a problem.

      The biggest danger window would be during blimp acsent and descent.

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    2. Re:How about air traffic? by ZombieEngineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your typical 747 cruises between 36,000 ft and 44,000 ft. Air density starts thinning out dramatically at these altitudes hence the maximum possible altitude for a civilian aircraft would be say 50,000 ft (15.3 km straight up).

      The only possible exception would a supersonic aircraft but there isn't too many of those in civilian hands.

      Da ZombieEngineer

    3. Re:How about air traffic? by Number_1_Bigg$ · · Score: 1

      If you can't miss a gigantic spherical balloon, I don't want you flying my jet.

    4. Re:How about air traffic? by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      "there isn't too many of those in civilian hands."

      ouch. That's just, COLD, man.

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    5. Re:How about air traffic? by shepd · · Score: 1

      I would just assume that if, somehow, a flight plan were filed that would interfere with the blimp, that the plan wouldn't be approved; and that's that.

      If you plan to fly without a flight plan, expect to be sued (or dead). Especially if you hit a blimp.

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  49. Giant Robot Blimp Crime Warriors by tbjw · · Score: 1

    The next Robocop is going to be very slow

  50. Take Back the Sky by perdu · · Score: 1

    Oh great, now on top of light pollution, astronomers will have to contend with blimp blind-spots. Could they let us keep the Hubble at least?

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  51. Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a use! by silentbozo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only were both rigid-body airships and blimps everywhere, helium was declared a strategic war material. A National Helium Reserve was established in 1925, and we've been sitting on stockpiles of the stuff ever since. Finally, it will get used for its intended purpose (hopefully...)

  52. Now THAT was flamebait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is merely offtopic.

  53. Great. More airborne junk to piss-off astronomers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three cheers for the almighty dollar.

  54. Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that using the blimps as missile defense is a bit of a stretch. Everyone knows our current enemies don't use missiles...

  55. Don't we already have Security Blimps? by Indianwells · · Score: 1

    Called Cops at donut shops?

  56. Old News... by TopShelf · · Score: 0

    Security Blimps have been around for a long time; just check out the 400 lb. Mall Cop who's passed out after polishing off a box of Krispy Kremes...

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  57. Security? How about fires? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Out here in western USA, we get loads of wild fires. rather than flying tankers and people, it would be very useful to use these to get huge volumes of water in. In addition, they may be able to drop off fighters in close to the action.

    Now, lets hope that somebody does not come up with the idea of using hydrogen and doping for this.

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    1. Re:Security? How about fires? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Out here in western USA, we get loads of wild fires. rather than flying tankers and people, it would be very useful to use these to get huge volumes of water in. In addition, they may be able to drop off fighters in close to the action.

      They're not that manoeuverable. (And the air's a bit thin at 65,000 feet).

      But now that you mention it -- they'd be perfect for real-time monitoring of forests for hot spots. No more worrying about a forest ranger spending hours of mind-numbing boredom in a little hut on a mountaintop. Warnings would come earlier, and coverage would be wider.

      Imagine being able to direct a water bomber towards a fire when it's only a few minutes old - and the guy on the mountaintop, even if he was looking in the right direction, probably couldn't see any smoke. w00t!

    2. Re:Security? How about fires? by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      "Out here in western USA, we get loads of wild fires. rather than flying tankers and people, it would be very useful to use these to get huge volumes of water in. In addition, they may be able to drop off fighters in close to the action.

      Now, lets hope that somebody does not come up with the idea of using hydrogen and doping for this."

      Any LTA use must remember, the lift gas always lifts the same weight, you can't vary it, so if you drop weight you must vent the lift gas that used to lift it too, or you are on a one-way trip to the stratosphere. (in real life all kinds of airships have escape valves that prevent pressure from getting to dangerous levels as the ship rises past the altitude where the gas fills the ship--this is called "pressure height" and as you pass it gas will be vented one way or another--either through valves or seams will split and spill it! Assuming it is the valves that do their job, clearly you lose lift as the gas is lost and so you come into equilbirium and stop rising--lift now matches weight. But helium is expensive and operations with it always try to avoid this.

      One idea I like is using _steam_ for a lift gas. It has 60 percent the lift of helium--see

      www.flyingkettle.com

      You can vent the steam, or if you are patient condense it into water--which is now more ballast!

      For firefighting the real danger is, the air is terribly turbulent above a big fire. Also hot air lifts less than cool air so you will lose lift flying above a fire.

      Of course one way to correct for that is to drop ballast--say a lot of water...

  58. First sightings.... by neglige · · Score: 1

    ...can be found here. Other companies were interested, but showing commercials 13 miles above the earth kinda defeated the purpose.

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  59. Maybe they can use this for ... by rpresser · · Score: 1

    a more useful purpose.

  60. Break out the railguns.. by destiney · · Score: 1


    It's time to go balloon hunting..

  61. that's what they want you to think.... by garyrich · · Score: 1

    I think every town in coastal california has a local story about a Zero that crashed in cousin Zeke's back yard or in the strawberry patch back in '42. All "friend of a friend" type stories, of course.

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    1. Re:that's what they want you to think.... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Or was that a Zeke that crashed in cousin Zero's back yard...

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  62. Blimps... been there, done that by nrmrvrk · · Score: 1

    The military and the DEA have been using smaller blimps, albeit teathered drones, for drug enforcement along the US/Mexico border in Southern California since at least 1990. Gives them a better look at all of the civilian air and ground traffic on the Mexico side of the border or something.

    OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE!!!

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  63. Shouldn't Somebady.... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

    ...Make a comment about "Welcoming our new Security Blimp Overlords"?

    Or, has that finally died out?

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  64. Lots more at Defense Tech by Noah+Shachtman · · Score: 1

    Defense Tech has a blimpload of info on the Pentagon's lighter-than-air efforts, including communications dirigibles for Iraq, and a Darpa plan for a giant zeppelin that keeps watch over an entire city.

  65. What if it crashes... by jgarland79 · · Score: 1

    ...into my house or a building!? Oh the humanity!

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  66. Oldspeak thought crime..... by isotope23 · · Score: 1

    Anoncow poster is Emmanuel Goldstein thoughtcriminal. Crimespeak will be punished.
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  67. How long... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    Before someone gets killed with one of them randomly pops and comes back?

    Suppose someone shot a high-power CO2 laser at it and cut the thing open from 50 miles away on the ground? (They really do sell 700 watt CO2 lasers on E-Bay)

    At any rate, I don't care as long as the keep the damned things AWAY from Frazier Park; It's the only dark sky site within an hours drive of me.

  68. Aerostat, anyone? by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds just like a larger implementation of the not-too-sucessful Aerostat program they tried along the Southern borders of the US.

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    1. Re:Aerostat, anyone? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The difference is that the war on drugs is a farce and they only catch the people they want to catch that week. With resources like military radar and satellite imaging, it really shouldn't be too hard to keep people from sneaking whole vehicles over the border in places where vehicles normally aren't.

      The war on drugs is not successful in stamping out the import of drugs because it doesn't want to be successful. Success would mean a reduction in funding, because it would have less to do.

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    2. Re:Aerostat, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weather is a big factor with the Aerostat. The one at Fort Huachcua seems to be down more than it's up. Even though it has slowed planes coming into the US loaded with drugs, it does little to stop those on foot. The area around Fort Huachuca is one of the biggest routes for drugs and illegals to enter the US. A few years ago, the Aerostat was replaced. Evidentally, air and helium is pumped up through the tether to keep it in the air. At the time, the system used to pump air into the Aerostat was maxed out. When it was finally replaced, they found that the Aerostat was full of bullet holes. The Aerostat is located on the southern border of Fort Huachuca. When it is lowered to the ground during high winds, it's easy to walk up the the fence of the fort and put a few rounds into the Aerostat with a rifle.

  69. No problem... by raehl · · Score: 1

    A few simple modifications to my potato gun should do the trick...

    1. Re:No problem... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Ah, I'll finally have some targets worthy of my trebuchet...

      Muuuhahahahahahahahaha...

  70. Shooting down the blimp by Experiment+626 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There have been several posts to the effect of "what a big target, anyone with a gun could shoot these down". Consider the physics of this for a moment.

    A Magnum-powered hunting rifle has a muzzle velocity of around 2,000 mph (You could try using an AK or such, but these are going to be considerably lower velocity). With the high-altitude blimps flying at 65,000 feet per the article, your shot would hit it in about 22 seconds, were it not for two things:

    The first is gravity. 32.2 feet per second squared downward acceleration. Vith v^2/2*g = 131,400 feet maximum height, there is high enough initial velocity to hit the blimp.

    The second problem, however, is air resistance. The aforementioned bullet loses half its velocity within the first 1,800 feet or so even in level flight, and continues to slow down from there.

    Between these two considerations, there is no way for a bullet (except maybe from a huge cannon) to hit something that is 65,000 feet up in the air.

    Even if you did hit it, a blimp is not going to suddenly pop like a rubber balloon. You might get lucky and hit a motor or some other critical component, but just hitting the surface of the blimp (which is what makes it such a big target) is just going to put a 1/3" hole in something as big as a skyscraper, and make it leak at a negligible rate.

    1. Re:Shooting down the blimp by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Even if you did hit it, a blimp is not going to suddenly pop like a rubber balloon. You might get lucky and hit a motor or some other critical component, but just hitting the surface of the blimp (which is what makes it such a big target) is just going to put a 1/3" hole in something as big as a skyscraper, and make it leak at a negligible rate.

      On the other hand, if you explode a shell from a 3.5" antiaircraft gun in the balloon, you get a ~5" entry hole, a bunch of variable-sized holes from the shrapnel, and enormous rips connecting them from the explosion overpressure. Seems quite effective to me.

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    2. Re:Shooting down the blimp by vrioux · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's still a huge bomb in the sky... I am sure may terrorists will see this as a gift!

      Plan :

      1- make it drop (or wait for it to go down for upgrades),

      2- shoot the thing when it's near the ground and

      3- watch everybody burn!

      Sorry, I'd prefer my taxes to fund nuclear space vehicles so we can get the hell out of here (earth) and let all those maniacs kill each other!

    3. Re:Shooting down the blimp by ddelrio · · Score: 0, Troll

      What I find interesting is that "shooting it down" seems to be /.ers first reaction to a government surveillance blimp. All they want to do is spy on you. If you've got nothing to hide, what are you worried about? So what if they take pictures of you masturbating? That's their job!

    4. Re:Shooting down the blimp by praksys · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me guess, you think that blimps are filled with hydrogen just like the Hindenberg? These days they use helium. It doesn't burn. In fact it is so non-flamable that you could use it to put out fires.

      As the poster above said they would be above the range of guns. No significant heat signature so man-carried surface to air missles are out. And yes they do have to come down, but they launch straight up so, unlike fixed-wing aircraft, there is no long flight-path to guard.

      A high-altitude radar guided surface to air missile would probably do the trick. But really, if therrorists are setting up radar systems and SAM batteries in your back-yard then you have more to worry about than having an unmanned blimp shot down.

    5. Re:Shooting down the blimp by natx808 · · Score: 1

      Ok Mr Wizard (i used to love that show) What if john carmack decided to launch his h202 rocket from underneath the blimp. Would that have the velocity to take it down?

    6. Re:Shooting down the blimp by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Good short-term thinking there, pal.

      When you give power to your government over you, you don't only give those powers to the current government, but also to the government of ten, twenty, thirty, fifty years from now. Today's government may have good intentions, but nobody knows what tomorrow's government's intentions will be. So you're willing to give up power to a totally unknown, strange government with unknown intentions in the near future, and just blindly hope that when you're older (or when your kids or grandkids have to deal with it) that the government will continue to be "mostly harmless"?

      Once you've given an extraordinary amount of power to your government, it will be a helluva lot harder to get that back again when you really really need it.

      I don't know about you, but I think it's just stupid to just assume that your government will always be "harmless" and have only good intentions. If you really think so, study a little human history. The government doesn't need too much power. The more power the government has, the harder it is to fight back against them (e.g. consider something like the old apartheid government, but now assume that the apartheid government had been given all the technology and power and rights that you are handing over to your government).

    7. Re:Shooting down the blimp by SJ · · Score: 1

      What about a high powered laser?

      Would that be able to travel 65,000 ft and still have enough energy to do some damage?

      You could probably fit one in a truck along with the generator to power it.

    8. Re:Shooting down the blimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a laser.
      What is the speed of light?
      Why don't you shut the fuck up now?

    9. Re:Shooting down the blimp by ddelrio · · Score: 1

      You really should consider getting out more. I think you're losing touch. Ever heard of a little thing called sarcasm?

    10. Re:Shooting down the blimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why don't you shut the fuck up now?

      Ahem, (taps shoulders), I'd just like a quiet word.

      <whispers>
      Lasers travelling through the air tend to lose energy.
      Really....No, no, I'm not making this up.
      Yeah, that's a good idea, why don't you tiptoe away that way.
      </whispers>

    11. Re:Shooting down the blimp by ddelrio · · Score: 1

      Interesting moderation. I fail to see how making a relevant observation, albeit sarcastic, can be considered trolling. I find it difficult to control my compulsion to make sarcastic remarks when there are people out there who don't seem to mind that our government is treating taxpaying citizens like suspects and those who call themselves "good Americans" put the flag before The Constitution.

  71. Easy targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about easy target, just fly up with a gun or something, one shot and there's millions of millions of dollars in repair costs.

    1. Re:Easy targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just who is going to shoot at these things? You? I seriously doubt that since you can't even post on ./ while logged in.

  72. This is NOT news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You know why all this, relatively expensive, but viable CRAP is surfacing now; simple,
    the surveiled do not have the technology to shoot the blimp down.


    As soon as they do, rewind history, splat U2, SR71, Keyhole ....


    Finally, blimps/balloon cameras are MUCH, MUCH cheaper than sats.

  73. not nice by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    stop making fun of obese security guards

  74. Umm...HELLO?! Sniper rifle time! by TyrranzzX · · Score: 0, Troll

    Unload a few clips into that sucka, watch er' deflate! Although they'd have devices to handle such obvious problems like self-healing material. Still, a 3 foot hole from an RPG or "imrpovised rocket-propeled explosive device" would probably do quite a bit of damage, especially if the hole were on top.

    Remindes me of the little blimp from They Live, or the really big blimps from The Matrix.

    Anyone know what they'll be used for besides survelience? Like, mebbe, mind control rays or somethin?

  75. The next logical conclusion by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Two words: Kon Tiki

  76. It's ok. by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > what happends when somone flys over canadian air
    > space and around the blimps?

    Nothing. We trust the Russians too.

  77. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can't tap into that supply now, what if someday there is a strategic need for everyone in the US to speak in a high squeky voice?

  78. For the people by Kelz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that weren't required to read it in high school and are wondering what all these double-plus-ungood and 'big brother' comments are, check this out.

    There was once a time where everyone on /. would know this.

  79. Re:Umm...HELLO?! Sniper rifle time! by MajorDick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ummm, hello, not even CLOSE, a 50 cal BMG dosent even have the altitude they are talking about is > 50k ft.

  80. Continental United States by Mad+Man · · Score: 1
    was Re:Techology has gone full circle

    One Japanese balloon landed in Oregon, killing 2 people. The only casualties by Japan in the continental US during WWII.


    Alaska and Hawaii weren't states during World War II, so "continental US" is redundant. They were both admitted into the union in 1959.

  81. Intentional Easy Target by ddelrio · · Score: 1

    Sure, they're easy targets. And for every one that gets shot down, you'll lose another "inalienable" right. Is anybody else tired of being treated like a suspect by the government we're supporting with outrageous taxes? Sure...maybe we'll be a little closer to real freedom when we're 65 and we can stop working to support our inefficient government--of course, by then, we'll all be too broke to enjoy it. All of our potential savings will have gone toward buying blimps.

  82. Yeah, let's put a giant bullseye on each one too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does any one else see anything wrong with launching giant "targets" into our skies?!?!?!

  83. But more likely... by thetorpedodog · · Score: 1

    *inhales* (high-pitched voice) Somehow I think it won't!

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  84. call it what you will by jafac · · Score: 1

    It's an AIRSHIP!!! /Zeppelin von MontePython

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  85. Just to be pedantic by riptalon · · Score: 1

    The 88mm Flak 18 had a ceiling of only 9900m (32500 ft) and even the 88mm Flak 41 had a ceiling of only 15000m (49000 ft). See here.

  86. Batman by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    Just like in Batman...

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  87. Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know you're a fucking moron, right?

  88. Sounds fun! by Imidazole · · Score: 0

    I wanna go for a ride!

  89. Re:Wrong Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And especially for covering up that statue's naked boob ...

  90. Other question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bigger question is: how many idiots will try to shoot these down and end up raining bullets on their neighbors' roofs?

  91. Sounds perfectly fine to me... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    Until the day you see one hanging over downtown newyork with NYPD printed on the side of it :/

    As part of a early-warning system floating up and down the coast of the US, that's not so bad, there's already vast survalance nets on and under the water.

  92. How reflective are they to RF? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

    If you had well-designed directional antennae, could you bounce wifi network signals off of these?....

  93. How long before they actually send something up? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I mean, really - this has to be nothing more than a pork barrel project! How many times have we seen here on /. this or that "autonomous blimp for communications/high speed internet" story? Hell, we were seeing these things waaay long back - during the dotcom heyday. So...where are they?

    Seriously, why does it seem so difficult and expensive to put a 100+ year old technology back up into the sky? I understand that there are going to be costs, license and approval needs (both FAA and FCC - I bet that is a crazy process - one or the other is bad enough, but both? Gack!) - but what is really taking so long?

    I would think someone could throw a few million at this problem and have it solved (by a "few million", I mean something like 10-20 million - I think that is realistic). How much has been spent by various people on getting to the X-Prize? Why couldn't a similar amount be spent on these supposed blimps - the engineering can't be as rigorous (it isn't like you are building a dirigable needing an internal airframe - a blimp is a couple of bags filled with helium inside a larger bag). Even if a Hindenburg-style machine was needed, they built them once a long time ago, before commercial air transport - so where is the holdup?

    I can only think of one reason - there isn't a real need for these things. Money is spent "studying" all of this, maybe prototypes are made - but in the end it all comes down to lining a few pockets with money for nothing that is really needed. A definition of pork spending if there ever was one...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  94. along with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stormtroopers and Tie Fighters. Don't ever forget the Tie Fighters.

  95. Not thinking big enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bucky Fuller calculated that if you built a geodesic sphere greater than 1/4 mile in diameter, the weight of the air inside would be so much greater than the weight of the structure that an increase of 1 degree in the air temp inside over the air outside would make the thing float away! He envisioned huge, half-mile wide "floating cities" that could stay aloft indefinitely - he called them "cloud nines"...

    1. Re:Not thinking big enough... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      This has been mentioned elsewhere in this thread.

      Are there any online references for technical details on this? Which of Fuller's books does he talk about these? Does he give much detail?

      --

      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  96. Base Jump!!! by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    I wonder long it'll take before someone stows away
    aboard one of these things, so they can skydive off
    it at 65,000 feet (better bring bottled oxygen...)

    --
    >;k
  97. Carrier has arrived! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it would probably ask for more pylons.

    If you look at the initial usage (see a post below), thee were supposed to carry small planes to act as scouts.

    The similarity with a Protoss Carrier is disturbing, and yet so cool.

  98. Free Online Version by jhujoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Better yet, check this out for the free online version.

  99. Shooting 'em Down? by ndrw · · Score: 1

    Okay, wouldn't the easiest way to take one down be a much smaller ballon with a small explosive payload? Some kind of optical guidance and a little motor to seek the target would finish the job.

    1. Re:Shooting 'em Down? by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "Okay, wouldn't the easiest way to take one down be a much smaller ballon with a small explosive payload? Some kind of optical guidance and a little motor to seek the target would finish the job."

      Perhaps, and that might be a fun science experiment if you were so inclined. If your goal is to efficiently disrupt communications, you can just put those same explosives at the bases of enough cell phone towers and you can dispense with the optical guidance and the bijou motor.

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      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
  100. Gerry Bull's supergun could do 100km in the 60's.. by jayveekay · · Score: 1

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Bull:

    In 1963 Bull started a series of test-firings using specialised discarding-sabot rounds and then finned projectiles known as Martletts. By June these had been replaced by a dart-like shell known as the Martlett-2, which was soon reaching altitudes in excess of 100 km.

  101. NORAD by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

    I don't think NORAD has been completely disassembled, has it? If we want blimps up here, that's our lookout; but in the meantime, something flying over us is likely to be noticed. And that's a fairly(if not extremely) long way to go without refueling - especially if they want to go back.

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    NB: YMMV. IANAL. Take the above with a grain of salt.
    1. Re:NORAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck no! Why every year NORAD seems to be able to track this weird guy guy in a red suit in a hoof powered chimney bomber.

  102. ... or LaaLaa's orange ball by Flexagon · · Score: 1

    ... which I've always thought was a toddler guard in The Village for kids!

  103. A shelled vaccuum by Syncdata · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to bend my mind to see if it would be in any way possible, but I would imagine that it would be impossible to keep the hard shell from imploding prior to actually rising.

    The reason regular blimps work, and this presumebly can't, is that the air, while it would love to get inside the norm baloon to even out densities, can't because the shell is supported (pushed outward) by all the gas have you inside, and it doesn't require too much persuading to just have the air be content to be below the shell.

    With a vacuum however, the support of the shell would have nothing to defend against the air trying to get in, except perhaps additional metal/whatever struts, which of course would add to the weight of the craft.
    Fun thought excercise though.

    Plus, I just like anthropomorphizing things, like air.

    --
    "Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean
    1. Re:A shelled vaccuum by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the easiest way to make such a thing (whether or not modern technology makes it feasible is one question, and desirable another) would be to stretch out spars which resist crushing, and possibly which transfer load to one another by pushing and pulling, which is to say a tensegrity structure. Then you need to drape it in something which can handle the pressure from outside. I'm really not sure how hard this would be, I'm not up on materials technology really. I suspect we could do it now, but it would be stunningly expensive.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:A shelled vaccuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vaccum blimp is an old idea which has been beat to death and no one can make it work because of the implosion issue.

  104. Re:Wrong Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, he's no Himler, but he's not bad!

  105. Protected. Detective. Electric. Eye! by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > is this a reasonable time to start referencing 1984, now that they've started implementing actual plot devices from 1984 (the surveillance helicopters) in real life??

    Excuse me? In what way are 500-foot-diameter blimps like helicopters? They're big. Round. Like... I dunno... like... eyes! Big... electric... eyes! Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

    <airguitar>

    Up here in space,
    I'm looking down on you. My lasers trace
    Everything you do.
    You think you've private lives
    Think nothing of the kind.
    There is no true escape
    I'm watching all the time!

    I'm made of metal!
    My circuits gleam!
    I am perpetual,
    I keep the country clean!

    I'm elected, electric spy
    I'm protected, electric eye.

    Always in focus
    You can't feel my stare.
    I zoom into you
    You don't know I'm there.
    I take a pride in probing
    all your secret moves
    My tearless retina
    takes pictures that can prove.

    Electric eye, in the sky
    Feel my stare, always there
    There's nothing you can do about it.
    Develop and expose
    I feed upon your every thought
    And so my power grows.

    I'm made of metal!
    My circuits gleam!
    I am perpetual,
    I keep the country clean!
    I'm elected, electric spy
    I'm pro-tect-ed, de-tec-tive, e-lec-tric eyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    </airguitar>

    George Orwell's 1984's helicopters are totally pwn3d by Judas Priest's Electric Eye, and Rob Halford sang it in 1982. Nyaaah!

    1. Re:Protected. Detective. Electric. Eye! by dustmite · · Score: 1

      George Orwell's 1984's helicopters are totally pwn3d by Judas Priest's Electric Eye, and Rob Halford sang it in 1982. Nyaaah!

      WTF are you talking about? 1984 was written IIRC in the 1940s or 1950s. Or have I just been trolled?

    2. Re:Protected. Detective. Electric. Eye! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > > George Orwell's 1984's helicopters are totally pwn3d by Judas Priest's Electric Eye [lyric link], and Rob Halford sang it in 1982. Nyaaah!
      >
      > WTF are you talking about? 1984 was written IIRC in the 1940s or 1950s. Or have I just been trolled?

      Written in 1948, to be precise. But going for the 1982 reference was the only way I could try to make it sound like an 80s hair metal band was ahead of the literary curve. (Besides, I'm still bitter that "air guitar" wasn't an option in the "favorite musical instrument" poll. :)

      So yes, YHBT. As punishment, you are ordered to listen to the General singing "As the Eagle Soars", and then to imagine him (perhaps as part of the 2004 election campaign to project a more "hip" image to today's thirtysomething generation) performing a cover of Turbo Lover.

      "Iiiiii'm youuuur tuuuuuuurr-booooo LOVER!
      Tellllll meeeeeee there'ssssss noooo OTH-Segmentation violation: reality dumped.

    3. Re:Protected. Detective. Electric. Eye! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but Judas Priest released their first album in 1975, and they're still going now.

      Bring back Ripper! We don't want Rob!

  106. hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too damned bad I already commented (on another of your comments, actually). How unlikely that the parents comment would include the name of the plane, as well as the it's slang nick. Good on you for catching it.

    1. Re:hah by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Actually, both "zero" and "zeke" are equally 'slang' names for it. Officially, it was the Mitsubishi A6M.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  107. Don't worry by eyeball · · Score: 1

    Only criminals should worry. You will have nothing to fear as long as you:

    Don't mug anyone, shoplift, or steel a car
    Obey the speed limit and use your turn signal
    Do not leave the house if you called in sick to work
    Use only BSA approved software
    Don't post on Slashdot
    Go shopping in the xmas season
    Refrain from coping music
    Go to church
    Stay away from abortion clinics
    Stay away from libraries
    Stay away from voting booths
    Do not throw your grass clippings into the neighbor's yard.
    Don't have the same haircut as a criminal (mistakes can happen when looking down from above)

    Seriously, what concerns me is that these big brother blimps wouldn't hover above suburbs or high-income neighborhoods and cities. God-forbid the blimps raise property values. No, the blimps would hover above lower income areas, which would have a demoralizing effect on lower income population.

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  108. Re:Two Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Rail Gun (It would make a hole at least)

    2) HERF Gun (OK, so it would not shoot it down)

  109. Multipurpose by canolecaptain · · Score: 1

    The best part of these is their multipurpose use. Consider this: Build large solar collectors in orbit, and beam the energy to a series of very high altitude floaters. That powers any electronics on board, fans, etc, as well as being a nice relay for the power to the ground. Next, use the electonics equipment as a big floating telecom / gps / weather / etc (all in one cheap satellite) rack, and things begin to look a little more rosy. Cheaper than satellites by far, and they can hopefully keep themselves aloft for >6mo.
    Without the need for batteries or solar collectors on board the floater (besides the power receiver (microwave or laser)), there's lots more payload room for productive use. The only drawback is that they might spoil the view somewhat.

    You could always coat the surface with e-paper to use as sign realestate! :-)

  110. Floating buildings by wpiman · · Score: 1
    About these airships that hover over cities- how do they keep them from blowing away? Are they solar powered or fueled powered?

    I always wondered why they never have made floating radio towers that are tied to the ground. Sort of like a reverse suspension bridge- rather than hold the bridge up- the cable would hold the lighter than air building down.

    Build it and come to find out the neighborhood sucks- move the building. No biggie.

    I remember reading a year or so ago about a company that would build luxury airships for CEOS. This would be a great way to travel.

  111. Oh please by dustmite · · Score: 1

    If I were a terrorist, you can bet your ass I'd be thinking of much simpler/better targets for inducing terror in the civilian populace than a probably fairly well guarded military surveillance aircraft (and chances are when they bring it down for 'upgrades' it will be on a military base, hardly an interesting target for a terrorist). Hell, it's a thousand times easier and more effective to just car-bomb an office building or mall, or plant explosives in a busy subway, or try poison some water supply or something.

  112. Re:Gerry Bull's supergun could do 100km in the 60' by Shurhaian · · Score: 1
    In 1963 Bull started a series of test-firings using specialised discarding-sabot rounds and then finned projectiles known as Martletts. By June these had been replaced by a dart-like shell known as the Martlett-2, which was soon reaching altitudes in excess of 100 km.


    The only way that sort of thing could do much is a combination of blind luck and utterly stupid lack of redundancy. You'd more likely need at least fragmentation to do the job, probably an explosion from inside to burst the gasbag(which is not really meant for high pressure, especially when punctured and lacerated by shrapnel).

    Granted, the altitude is almost excessive - can't read the initial article from work, but 65,000 ft / 5280 ft/mile ~= 12.3 miles; 100 km / 1.6 km/mile ~= 62.5. If you could apply this to a large shell that exploded at the right time, sure; it only has to go to 1/5 of the original results.

    That's still pretty steep for a large explosive shell.
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    NB: YMMV. IANAL. Take the above with a grain of salt.
  113. if you mean cellphones by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    look around for c.o.w.s.
    much more realistic

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  114. Re:Umm...HELLO?! Sniper rifle time! by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

    Even if it had the altitude, putting a few pinpricks into the thing isn't going to bring it down. This is not a super-inflated balloon; extra pressure means extra mass, which increased density and defeats the point. It would have little more pressure than is required to maintain its shape, so even if you poke a few tiny holes in the thing, first, you're dealing with a massive volume of gas, and second, it's not leaking out very quickly.

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    NB: YMMV. IANAL. Take the above with a grain of salt.
  115. blimps are evil by Willard+B.+Trophy · · Score: 1

    but as you well know, blimps are evil.

  116. Shooting Down the Blimp: Lasers by ChronoWiz · · Score: 1

    Alright, so we won't be able to shoot it down with a conventional rifle, so we should use lasers instead! Some big laser like the ones they are mounting in the front of the 747's to shoot down missles should do the trick.

  117. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by mentaldrano · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, people like me have been using the strategic helium reserve for years. I'm a physics grad student who uses liquid helium for cryogenics experiments, and about half of our helium comes from the reserve, with the other half coming from coal mines and oil wells. I'm too young to remember it, but the old guys in the physics department remember when helium was $10-20 per liter (liquid), whereas now it's about $5-7 thanks to the Feds selling it cheap.

  118. Bah! that isn't so big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "At 803.8 feet in length and 135.1 feet in diameter, the German passenger airship Hindenburg (LZ-129) was the largest aircraft ever to fly. "

    500 feet what a bunch of wimps

  119. A hybrid blimp link by arfuni · · Score: 1

    http://www.uh.edu/engines/epi311.htm - a really strange helicopter/blimp combination from the US.

  120. All together now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new blimp overlords.

    aw, fuck it.
    and fuck you too!

  121. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    I've had this question in mind for a while, perhaps someone here can answer it. As I understand, most of the helium in the world is found in deposits in the US. Since helium is incredibly light and inert (won't combine with other elements to make heavier matter) - is there a chance we could run out?

  122. Jet stream by Deitiker · · Score: 1

    How much of an engine would be required to keep this thing stationary in the jet stream? What type of engine is going to be most efficient at this altitude?

    1. Re:Jet stream by eutychus_awakes · · Score: 1

      That is a terrific question. The jet stream only is a factor in the 28,000 - 40,000 foot altitude range or so. Nevertheless, these vehicles will need to transit through on the way up and down, won't they?

      The electric propellers need to be able to control the craft at all altitudes - a prop that is 80% efficient at sea-level is likely to only be 25% efficient at 80,000ft. The watts start adding up quick to keep these beasts moving against the wind. I think it's on the order of 10 to 30 kilowatts that they'll have to be able to turn - even if it is just for a short time to counter a wind gust.

      Thanks for posting one of the few intelligent questions/comments on this thread today. I was beginning to get discouraged.

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      This sig is a test. If this had been an actual sig, you would be reading something quite a bit wittier than this now.
    2. Re:Jet stream by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      Props do not lose efficiency with altitude, they lose effectiveness. If the air is 1/2 the density you get half the thrust when the prop turns at the same speed with the same setting of pitch. But by the same token the drag on the blades is also halved and so the torque and hence power demand too. Since an engine with no supercharger would have its air and (with an old-fashioned carburator) fuel draw also halved and thus power output reduced accordingly it all works out great for an airship-because an airship is only concerned with drag and that too is halved. From this we conclude that when an airship is at its ceiling, the pressure height where its lift gas has filled the available volume, it is actually more efficient at a given speed--its fuel consumption is reduced in proportion to the reduced density of the air it plows through. The props are less effective but just as efficient, the engine is less effective but more efficient since you cover the same miles with less fuel and as a bonus the engine runs cooler.

      There is a lot of confusion on these threads from people who do not understand airships. There are a lot of assumptions that are correct for airplanes but not airships. A cruising airplane needs to generate the same thrust at all altitudes and to stay at the optimum lift/drag ratio it needs to fly faster in thinner air; for these reasons their props do indeed need to work harder as they climb and they do indeed lose efficiency. (They are flying faster though so they cover more ground sooner; this pays off).

      An airship's speed is limited by the danger of damaging its necessarily light structure; the forces that threaten it happen at higher and higher airspeeds as the air gets denser. If we maintain constant drag instead of constant speed as we rise, the props start out with a very easy job and the engines will be practically idling and as we climb we must indeed increase power as we speed up, at the inverse square root of the density ratio. But now we are going faster. If instead of turning the prop at constant speed and increasing pitch we held the pitch and turned the prop faster in proportion to airspeed we'd clearly maintain constant thrust, constant torque, and have the power demand rise with speed because the prop rotation speed rises with it. Again clearly the _prop_ has constant efficiency in this case! (The engine may slip).

      A very high altitude airship will need to be very light and will be fragile at low altitudes. Wind speeds tend to rise as you climb but then at the bottom of the stratosphere there is a sweet spot where the wind _forces_ have a minimal average, though the speeds may seem high by sea level standards. This thread is correct the airship has to pass through levels with rougher winds--but it does not need to fight them, it can limit itself to its maximum safe airspeed at that density. If the adverse winds exceed that it gets blown downwind some that 's all. It does not suffer any wind forces its engines and props don't create except when the wind shifts rapidly and inertia is felt. Presumably you call it down on calm days and chase it down whereever adverse winds in the middle layers have blown it to.

      All the above remarks apply to any airship.

      I have posted my denunciation of the stupidity of using spherical airships that have no boundary layer control; Techsphere's website continues to post the fairy tale that the drag of the sphere matters less in thinner air. True absolute drag is lower but so what? What matters is performance relative to streamlined alternatives; at any altitude a sphere without BLC has over 12 times the drag of a streamline of the same volume hence lift! If the air is 1/10 the density hence drag at a given speed is only 1/10 what it would be down at sea level--well, static lift is reduced by the same proportion so in terms of relative weight of components it is the same as making a ship of the same mass 1/10 the volume for use at sea level or filling the big ship up with lift gas down here and needing ten times the power to handle the same speed.

      But I have seen sites that suggest Techsphere may be belatedly working on BLC; if so their scheme may work at last.

      http://designnews.com/article/CA412219?nid=2335& ri d=832757878

  123. Zepplin comeback by Lotharjade · · Score: 1

    I knew it. I told my friends "ITS TIME FOR A BLIMP AND ZEPPLIN COMEBACK!!!" ...usually over beer... ...usually standing on a table...

    Regardless, I have always thought zepplins and blimps have deserved anouther look with new technology and materials running about. A bit bummed about it being a big brother blimp, but its nice to see them come back.

    The areas I can see getting much attention are radial blimp shapes, computer aided control and station keeping systems (reducing problems from the wind by being able to adjust control surfaces and vents to keep blimp stable and in right place), reduced weight and flamability due to new materials, and different propulsion/control systems.

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  124. Hmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did Sally Struthers start flying?

  125. Tee Hee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can drive the tin hats nuts by randomly releasing black balloons.
    It won't matter if the real thing has been built yet or not, they'll be certain they've been lurking around for decades anyway.

  126. hmm by sirvulcan · · Score: 1

    http://www.sejus.com/earth2willi/forums/viewtopic. php?t=80

  127. Re:Wrong Moderation by meadowsp · · Score: 1

    He must get very tired pursuing evildoers all over the world.

  128. Visual pollution by AngryScotsman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now I live in New Zealand and these giant gas bags won't be showing up here any time soon, but I was wondering, will it be possible to see them from the ground? I expect not in the cities, but out where the air is clear?

  129. Re:height is good - How to calculate visibility by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a rough rule of thumb (in imperial units):

    Take your height above the ground in feet, multiply by 1.5 and take the square root to get the visible horizon in miles.

    For a six foot person this would be sqrt(6*1.5)=3miles. If they moved to 150 feet it would be 15 miles......

  130. How to calculate visibility by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Tx, i think your #s are the ones i was trying to recall. Never the less, the mods put me in my place for being so wrong.

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    o0t!
  131. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Not an authoritive answer, but here goes:

    - Helium is too light to stay around Earth's atmosphere for long.
    - Hence Helium can be found trapped underground near natural gas, oil wells etc.
    - Helium is naturally produced in quantity on earth as a result of alpha particle decay. As you may recall, an alpha particle is basically the nucleus of Helium. Personally, I'd have thought this means Helium would get trapped in substances like granite, but shrugs.

    As to the theory that most deposits are in the US, I find that hard to believe, though I haven't heard of the theory or its justification.

    We won't run out of Helium (as it is naturally produced), but it is certainly possible for us to have a major shortage if (say) speaking in high pitch becomes fashionable.

  132. Largest? Depends ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ft. Benning is the largest permanent military installation anywhere in the world,

    Ft Benning, 182,000 acres = 284 square miles
    Ft Hood, TX = 339 square miles

    Ft Benning
    Ft Hood

    What was your unit of measurement for 'largest'?

  133. Re:Wrong Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our neo-facist Republican overlords and their puritanical naievete. Give the supposed terrorists tax cuts and a real religion - problem solved!

  134. Re: OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your sig should replace "it's" with "its". Otherwise, I agree with it in its entirety.

  135. Pop Sci by ErrataMatrix · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate Hard copy I subscribe to popular science and news about this new homeland security was in their feb. issue. For 22 bux for 2 years yah can't beat it

  136. Old Story & Concept by sciop101 · · Score: 1

    Border Patrol used these along the Mexican border i the 1980's. Hunters used them as target practice.

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    The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know.[Harry Truman]
  137. Luftschiff Aschkroft by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    If the American government builds rigid surveillance airships, Godwin's law would get used every five minutes.

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  138. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    ...the old guys in the physics department remember when helium was $10-20 per liter (liquid)...

    How in the world does one make liquid helium? Is there a tap somewhere underground you can turn on?

  139. The trouble with spherical airships is drag by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    These spheres--how do you keep them from blowing away in stiff winds? How can reasonable amounts of power installed in them enable them to keep station? (To keep station an airship must be able to counter the wind's airspeed, it is the same as flying at that speed in a calm.)

    For me these are rhetorical questions, because I believe an answer would be-"boundary layer control!" With that I bet the drag per volume might be brought _below_ normal streamline levels. And you would reap great structural advantages, need no fins, and be able to turn around pretty quick. (Don't say you don't have to--any reasonable BLC system I can imagine would need to work on one axis only. But you would have smaller moment arm than an elongated airship.)

    But this only works_ with_ the BLC system. These bozos don't know from BLC apparently and are stuck with the normal amount of drag any sphere would have. Which is terrible compared to a streamline turned into the wind even with its fins and accessories--a factor of 12 I think. Not good at all. That is how much extra power you need compared to a normal airship at the same tonnage and altitude, that shows how strong the forces are.

    To be fair, the Techsphere guys do say their airships should be thought of as being to other airships as helicopters are to airplanes. What they either don't understand or don't want to draw attention to is, the amount of power and the size of the rotors they need to use that efficiently would be about the same as for a helicopter of similar mass. They would basically _be_ helicopters, with some buoyancy.

    Bad, bad idea without BLC. I have tried to tell these gentlemen that and they show no sign of listening. Watch the DoD's projects blow away the way the Sanswire sphere did--these guys did that one too and made the same promises.

  140. Re:Techology has gone full,,,(error) by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    No blimp can change the density of the craft to make it ascend or descend, except to the limited extent that heating the gas can vary the density. As a practical matter that method is limited. But lots of people seem to believe that the ballonets of blimps can gulp in extra air to make the ship heavier or squeeze the helium to a lower volume or something. To the extent that the hull materials can bear overpressures both things happen--but a typical blimp (or any other airship--most of the fastest airships were rigids but the very fastest ever was a US Navy ZPG-2W, a blimp) is designed around overpressures of about 1 percent sea level atmosphere pressure. One measly percent! That is how much latitude you have for pressure variation hence that is the limit for "buoyancy control." And to strenghten the hull to take more pressure would make it much too heavy to lift anything else, or even itself. Airships cannot be compared to submarines on this point of buoyancy control. Practically speaking their buoyancy is a function of how much gas they have, period. A kilogram (mass) of helium lifts the same amount of weight whenever its pressure and temperature are the same as the air outside, no matter what

  141. Re:Techology has gone full circle (shells and vacu by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    First of all--there is no reason why rigidity or flexibility of a substance has anything to do with whether it is heavy or light. You can have a very heavy fur coat and a very light aluminum soda can.

    As for the whole "vacuum" thread-look, suppose for a moment you have some wonderful substance that _can_ form a shell that can hold the air out of a vacuum. It has some finite weight, would you not assume so? Say it weighs a quarter what the air excluded from the inside would weigh. (this is not bad at all for an airship.) Thus you have 3/4 that weight as "useful lift" for payload or fuel. (ignoring the detail of the weight of other things that form the essential structure like engines, cabin walls, props, etc). Groovy. But now you fill this shell with helium. Oops! you just added weight to no purpose, because it didn't increase the volume of air displaced any. But wait! before your shell was holding out a pressure equal to the weight of ten tons of material on one square yard--that is a lot of force. If you flood the inside with helium it relieves all that stress. Since you probably won't want to drive your airship much faster than speeds that exert pressures like 1 percent of the atmosphere on it, maybe 10 percent tops (10,000 Pascals) you can throw away 9/10 the shell's thickness, thus saving .225 percent of the total available lift. The weight of the helium is only 1/7 or so that of air of the same volume so about a third of that discarded shell weight is useful lift despite deducting the weight of the helium.

    Obviously if the best substances available would not weigh only 1/4 that of the air but something worse, the corresponding weight savings by using helium would be even greater.

    Whether vacuum can work or not, its advantage over helium is too small to be worth using. Helium practically is a vacuum, but one that exerts pressure.

  142. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    How to make liquid helium? with great difficulty, that's how. Essentially the way any other gas is liquefied but it is very hard because helium atoms are very light (hydrogen is hard to liquefy too) and _also_ are noble gases--the helium atom has a filled shell of electrons and is very symmetrical so it has little tendency to interact with other atoms by the various molecular bonds that affect others, mainly because they are 'dissatisfied" with their electron arrangements.

    Still, if you compress the gas and let it cool, eventually it should condense, if the temperature is low enough. It is very hard to get the temperature that low however. The stuff boils away very easily.It also can exhibit very weird behavior that is explained only by means of quantum mechanics.

  143. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    Yes and no. What actually happens with fossil resources of any kind is, as the easy to mine sources give out, the harder known ones are all that is left--the difficutly of getting the stuff increases and if there is a demand the price rises, thus making more marginal extraction more profitable and exploration for more sources a more attractive risk. I think what you want to know is, how much would the easy sources we know now yield and how fast are we approaching that limit? I don't know, but helium is used for lots of stuff besides balloons and most of its uses throw it away--only airships strive to retain it and keep it pure. So we'd be better off from the conservation POV if airships were its major use.

    When the extraction costs of mining it rise high enough we could then extract it directly from the atmosphere, then we'd have a "renewable" source since any lost gas goes back into the supply pool, But such helium would be terribly expensive.

  144. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Still, if you compress the gas and let it cool, eventually it should condense, if the temperature is low enough.

    So, like, you'd need a compressor and a refrigerator (let's say "ice box"). Wouldn't you also need an expander somewhere in the process? Just guessing.

  145. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    " 'Still, if you compress the gas {helium} and let it cool, eventually it should condense, if the temperature is low enough.' {me}

    So, like, you'd need a compressor and a refrigerator (let's say "ice box"). Wouldn't you also need an expander somewhere in the process? Just guessing."

    To be honest I am hazy on the details too but the technical challenge I think you are indicating is indeed formidable. How to make a heat pump that removes heat from the substance with the coldest condensation temperature in the universe? They use all kinds of ultra-exotic techniques to peel away at those last few degrees Kelvin! It is incredibly difficult and expensive. Thermodynamically speaking yes there is something like "expansion" going on but in very exotic contexts--electron gases in semiconductors, weird quantum effects, stuff like that. I'd have to do a lot of research to be more specific. It is done in stages, each one stranger and harder than the last.

  146. Was "tech full circle" still is actually... by Foxwell · · Score: 1

    Wow, what fun things to reply to!

    "The "answer" was given here.[See up thread for link, I use plain text-Foxwell] It basically amounts to more weight == more thrust required. A fair enough stance, but I still don't buy it."

    Good for you! I did answer this person--he seems to think a ton of aluminum weighs more than a ton of Dacron! A less efficient structure would indeed have to be bigger to lift a given payload and hence have more drag and need even more lift for more fuel. But there is no reason at all to say a blimp would weigh less empty and deflated than a rigid would, and lots of history that contradicts that mindless assumption. You might think a blimp ought to be lighter but they aren't. And I think the same investment in effort that would lighten blimps to the degree already achieved in the 1930s with rigids would if applied to a rigid project yield really fantastic results. There are gripes against rigids that have some merit but rarely does anyone bring them up.

    This guy was not even talking about a classic Zeppelin type airship but apparently guessing at a structure like Upson's Metalclad ZMC-2. Which by the way itself skewers his argument--the "Tin Balloon" as the Navy guys at Lakehurst liked to call it was too small and had some other weird issues but it was a sound structure, being basically a skin of aluminum sheet minimally reinforced by some bracing rings (mainly for attaching things I think) and a small pressure to keep its sides from creasing, but the resistance to bending or collapsing came from the mechanical strenght of the egg-shaped metal sheet itself--think of it as a very thin-walled tube or pipe. It also held helium very well and plenty of folks today think it is the true future of serious LTA.

    BTW--you or anyone else interested in airships might check this site out:

    http://spot.colorado.edu/~dziadeck/airship/lists er v.htm

    That's the page for joining the listserv, but check out the rest of the site first. John himself rarely posts except to help people asking the list for help and advice, and there are no archives so you just have to dive in and see if you like it. Lurk a while. But this is the main place I have ever found for serious airship talk. I learned a lot from it.
    Onward!

    "I *still* think that a rigid airship is the way to go for a truly large vessel."

    Well sure. Actually I am not a fanatic and I like to see as many options developed as possible. I believe in giant blimps too. But honestly first of all, only rigids have ever been made and worked in the big size ranges. Second, I think they are subject to great economies in fabrication using modern automated industrial methods. Third, taking an old design and just substituing in more modern materials (largely for the fabric--much of the weight of a Zeppelin was fabric!) would improve their good lift ratios even more. Bottom line--if you want a big airship ASAP the rigid beckons. It has been done! I think that is part of the problem--no one wants to be known as a great imitator or updater.

    "Hey, since you seem to have spoken with quite a few airship designers,"

    I read books and then found the listserv above. This did lead to conversations with actual airship designers but I never buy into every part of any of their individual visions. Diversity is good I think but in LTA it often is more like radical parochialism!

    "... let me pose a question to you. One of my dream ideas has always been to build a carrier in the sky. The way I figure it, the sides of the deck would be lined with large rigid frame balloons that would provide buoyancy for the craft. With its entire weight lightened, it could then use turbofans built into the bottom of the craft to provide the actual lift power. These turbofans would be powered by the onboard nuclear reactors. (Who else would need an aircraft carrier other than the miliatary?) I'm still thinking about how forward thrust would be applied, but it could be accomplished by building the turbofans to "ti

    1. Re:Was "tech full circle" still is actually... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      I wish I had more time to discuss this. Here are a couple of my thoughts:
      1. I imagined the rigid airframes on the sides for stability. The lighter than air properties of that part of the hull would offset the weight in the center. Giving it a center of gravity like that makes it easy to keep it stable.
      2. The actual lift power should probably be slightly lower than the entire weight of the craft. This would allow the engines to drive quick ascents and descents, giving the ship unparalleled maneuverability. It may seem a bit odd, but such a ship could actually perform a low altitude "sneak attack" through a valley or canyon. If it's discovered, it can quickly gain altitude and deploy fighters.
      3. Making it slightly heavier than air makes the airdock simple. You have a platform to work on it, then land the thing right on the platform. No need to concern one's self with difficulties similar to removing a ship from the water.
      4. Protection against weapons and nukes may have a little more "Sci-Fi-ish" answer. Mini-Magnetospheric Propulsion (M2P2) systems have been in development for space travel. A magnetic "balloon" surrounding the ship would help divert any incoming charged particles or projectiles. (Missiles are still best handled by advanced anti-missile systems.)
      5. The idea of a "drop carrier" is a very interesting way to launch planes. (If not reminiscent of shows like Space Above and Beyond.) Unfortunately, that also means you'd need to be at high altitudes to launch fighters. I think you'd still need a deck catapult or JATO equipped craft for low altitude attacks.
      6. 70 knots is a tremendous speed! I hadn't considered that such a craft would be able to travel much faster than a wet carrier. Definitely makes for a deployment advantage. Your air carriers can be on the scene in less than half the time of your wet carriers!
      7. Part of the reason for the lack of large airships may have been related to the lack of computer technology. A wet vessel will naturally sit in place. It's been designed so that its hull will shape the waves passing around it, thus making sure that applied thrust drives the ship in the correct direction. With an airship, you suddenly have to concern yourself with 6 degrees of freedom. That includes rotation; a very dangerous thing for such a large ship. Computers would be needed to precisely control the engines and helium levels so that the ship would stay stable. Without computers, you'd be talking about a tremendous man-effort to keep the ship afloat. Sailing a warship of the 18th century would pale in comparison!
      8. There is truly nothing more terrifying than seeing a mile long airship deploy weapons and planes at you. Our shock and awe campaign on Bagdad would have been a hundred times more effective, even if they could only see it in the distance! Not to mention that the ship would have been able to better coordinate troops movements on the ground, provide close-in air support, and actually airlift the soldiers all the way to their destination!

      That's all I can think of for now. Thanks for the chat! :-)
    2. Re:Was "tech full circle" still is actually... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      BTW, I'm not sure if you've heard this before, but it has been speculated that the military is already using stealth airships for cargo transport. More info on it here:

      http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/technology /black_triangle_020805.html

      Interesting stuff. :-)

    3. Re:Was "tech full circle" still is actually... by Foxwell · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm new to Slashdot and I am having trouble figuring things out like how I can just relpy to you directly. I need to take care of some things right now but would love to respond on these things later.

      A very general response--airships rarely have serious stability problems. They tend to have a very long moment arm between the center of lift (in the middle of the gas bag) and the center of mass, because fuel, payload, and a lot of structural weight tends to be down on the bottom. Combine that with their big scale and corresponding long moment arm and you have tremendous pendulum stability against roll. Also they move at such low speeds and can turn only slowly so there would be very little centrifugal force--insofar as there is any the ship just gently rolls to keep down facing the cabin floor, and rolls back. Oscillations are well damped by the tail fins.

      Pitch and yaw would be big problems except that the tail fins solve it pretty well. Again the forces are not like those on airplanes though they do have to be managed with good piloting.

      Response times are very slow--blimp pilots have to anticipate their moves a long time in advance.

      The Hindenburg gave a very smooth ride and even blimps are remarkably stable.

    4. Re:Was "tech full circle" still is actually... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm new to Slashdot and I am having trouble figuring things out like how I can just relpy to you directly.

      Can't do it. But you can feel free to email me.

      A very general response--airships rarely have serious stability problems. They tend to have a very long moment arm between the center of lift (in the middle of the gas bag) and the center of mass, because fuel, payload, and a lot of structural weight tends to be down on the bottom.

      But the stability is a direct result of the weight suspension. If we're talking a carrier, the weight distribution would have to be different to allow for a takeoff and landing deck. If it were suspended beneath a lift structure it would tend to swing and would create a narrow approach vector for planes. Another point is that the side suspension idea would allow the craft to use thrust in all directions instead of just forward and rudder. Rudders are a poorly suited control mechanism to such a slow craft. Assuming a thrust force like tilting rotors, the airship could be made to quickly slide, yaw, and adjust altitdude.

      BTW, I ran across a "history" of the Iron Vulture here. It's such an interesting read that it's easy to believe that such development really happened! :-)

  147. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    I must confess that I've done a bit of cryogenic piping design (cold boxes) in my time and I have no clue about helium. Offtopic, but related: interesting (but poorly-presented) PDF on LH2.

  148. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by mentaldrano · · Score: 1

    Well, the process is actually pretty difficult. One normally uses ordinary refridgeration techniques (compress the gas and let it cool, then expand it again and it cools further) in several cycles.

    Step 1: liquify nitrogen. Nitrogen can be liquified with ordinary refridgeration. It costs pennies per liter. Temperature now ~80 Kelvin.

    Step 2: Use liquid nitrogen to liquify hydrogen. By pumping on the liquid nitrogen, it is possible to cool it to the point where one can get liquid hydrogen out of it. Liquid hydrogen costs $1-2 per liter. Temperature now ~20 Kelvin.

    Step 3: Use pumped liquid hydrogen to liquify the helium. It costs $5-10 per liter. Temperature now 4.2 Kelvin.

    Step 4: In my case, 4.2 Kelvin is still too warm. Use pumped liquid helium4 to liquify helium3 (the light isotope of helium). Cost now $1,000 per cubic centimeter. Temperature now 1.2 Kelvin. This is still too warm. Pump on the helium 3 and one can get to 0.3 Kelvin. There are various techniques to get colder, but this is as far as I personally have gone.

  149. Re:Finally, the strategic helium reserve gets a us by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Step 1: liquify nitrogen.

    Shouldn't step 0.5 be, "make air a liquid"?

    (For some reason I am now reminded of Hugh Gallagher).