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  1. Not to worry on Kansas Challenges Definition of Science · · Score: 1
    The aim of the fundies and the Taliban is the same: reduce the society to a "paradise" of religious fundamentalism, resotring the cultural enlightenment and ideas of 7 BCE.

    If that happens in the States, then the seats of learning, innovation, and production will long have moved to a more welcoming country, leaving the US, er, Jebusland, to its own devices with its well-deserved Caviar Tastes and Cat Food budget.

  2. No on Has the Data Security Problem Become an Epidemic? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Data security is no more an epidemic than "terrorism" is. You're just hearing about it more, thanks to the disclosure laws in Cali, et. al.

    Compare with people who watch Faux News: they're convinced that Osama is on the verge of attacking BFE, ND, and we're also winning the war in Iraq.

  3. Several things on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 2, Informative
    What makes IIS inherently more difficult to secure then Apache or any other web server?
    It comes out of the box will all manner of unnecessary things turned on.

    It uses OS-level functions and system calls ("tightly integrated"), so when you hack IIS, you pwn the box, too.

    Apache requires you to read the documentation and crack the httpd.conf with a text editor in order to change stuff. This ensures that you are at least one evolutionary level above blind, one-armed chimp, which is the only required level to use the mouse and click-click-click on the Internets MMC configurator for IIS. At a minimum, Apache web admins are *slightly* more talented than IIS admins (unfortunately, there are lots of stupid admins out there, no matter the flavor).

    It was never written for security first, but rather just doing stupid monkey tricks with IE, serving static HTML and (studder) running VB COM objects as CGIs...

  4. Weee, another publicity-drenched waste of time on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone should've hit the progenitors of this little "contest" upside the head with the Garfinkle book before they decided to go ahead with it.

    If said book had impacted the morans' cranium, they would've realized that such contests are useless for determining a system's hardness. Or they'd be dead. End results are about the same. So, let us review the possible results:

    1. The box is hacked. Oh man, it is pwned! Guess the system wasn't so strong after all.
    2. (more likely) The system isn't hacked.

    Does the latter scenario PROOF that the system is hacker-proof? Is it? Nope, sorry, it isn't.

    To prove that a system is unhackable, I have to demonstrate that in every case the security will not fail. If you have a random testing plan (i.e., a "contest"), then you'll never be sure you touched all the scenarios or even the most likely ones.

    To prove that a system is hackable, I just have to find one situation where it can be hacked. Finito; sayonara; have a nice day.

    The latter is relatively easy to do. The former is very hard (and sometimes impossible) to accomplish. It is much easier to hold a "contest," declare yourself the winner ("UNBREAKABLE, BABY! w00t!") and then go sell a bunch of units to the PHBs.

  5. Um, no on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 1

    Running IE 6 on Win XP + SP2, works just fine.

  6. Remember on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: 1

    You can't spell "I seek balls" without "Pesky Liberals"!!!!111

  7. Newbs can't download or install anything on Azureus Decentralizes Bittorrent · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's why Gentoo prompted me with an url where i should download it (manually). Even for newbies this should be doable.

    You obviously have neither parents nor an Uncle Bob who "knows computers" but who is always ringing you up for advise.

  8. Don't salute me on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: 0
    I have yet to get the +5, Troll rating: that is the perview of the Master Troll.

    As yet, I am but an acolyte.

  9. Re:Won't it be struck down? on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    It's still better than these people deserve.

    Absolutely. I say we just kill them now.

    Any talk about "extenuating circumstances" or "innocently accused" is just liberal claptrap. The best part (ha!) that this loonie libs keep spewing are those lies about how most offenders are known by the victims. Everyone knows it is foreigners that are doing it.

    If they weren't guilty, then they wouldn't have been accused and then convicted of the crime in the first place!

  10. This country was founded by criminal lovers on Would You Submit Biometric Data to Join a Gym? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    you'd only really need to be worried if you planned to commit a crime; for non-criminals there's really nothing to worry about.

    Damn those long-haired freak Founders and their crazy ideas. If only someone would've told them that innocent men have nothing to hide, they could've avoided making many unnecessary additions to the US Constitution.

  11. Then you have to ask on Would You Submit Biometric Data to Join a Gym? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If it is that easy to steal, what is the value in collecting it in the first place?

    If there is no value, they don't need to collect it, do they?

  12. Right on U.S. Wiretapping Surges 19% · · Score: 1
    Since officers know that someone is watching and second-guessing their warrant requests, they're not likely to try to slip bullshit pretenses in.
    By your comments, I must infer that
    1. You've never been to court to see how the law really works
    2. You've never been on the receiving end of Police, ahem, "interaction" (no, traffic stops do not count).
    I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that Real Life is not like "The Practice," "Law and Order," "TJ Hooker," or "CSI."
  13. Ha! on Dutch Pass iPod Tax · · Score: 4, Funny
    ~ if we got universal health care.

    Billary lover!!! Communist!!!!

    If you don't love America and follow its leaders unquesiontionably, then get the hell out!

    I'd love to stay and belittle you more, but I have to go to work my second shift. Health care ain't cheap, you know, and my WalMart job doesn't quite cover the $700/month health insurance I get rom my 9-5 IT job.

  14. Sure thing on Converting Users to Open Source- Why Do You Care? · · Score: 3, Informative
    ~ if they became mainstream, people would find ways to get spyware on it.
    That's why the mainstream web server, Apache (in use by 3x as many shops as all the others combined), has far fewer unpatched and less-severe vulnerabilities than the next closest competitor.

    Popularity is not a function of hackability. Being poorly written and stupidly integrated into the low rings of the OS is.

  15. Whuuu...? on The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Distilled post:
    This is ... to ... the editors.

    ... If I want slashdot, I [go] to slashdot.org.

    Now ... look at the stories submitted here....

    I realise that you guys are now [p]wned.... However, don't let the compulsion to feed ... overcome your editorial standards.

    Now ... this is just lame. On slashdot, ... it's the people who ... make it funny.

    C'mon guys, ... stand up ....

    So you think the editors are actually "editing" the site for content by "selecting" stories?

    You're new here, aren't you?

  16. If you only have 20% of the market on MSN Search Engine Favors IIS · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...you gotta do something to pump up your buggy, non-mainstream, insecure webserver.

  17. Man Date on Federal Grant Applications to Require Windows · · Score: 1

    That's becuz the Man has the biggest Teat you can ever suckle at!!!111

  18. Whu...? on Does Adblock Violate A Social Contract? · · Score: 1
    Research is pretty clear that text based ads have a much higher rate of success than any other form of internet ad.

    Source, please.

  19. CowPix on Blogs Latest Source of PC Infection · · Score: 1

    Only if they have some shots of the sweet, sweet udder !!!!oneone

  20. *cough* on Budweiser Vetos Genetically Modified Rice · · Score: 1
    I, for one, hail our new Tongueless Ultra Patriotic Overlords.

    Mandatory Battery Acid + Isopropyl Alcohol drinks for everyone! Huzzah!

  21. Good luck with that on Sousveillance in Seattle - Watching the Watchers · · Score: 1
    I've also found that many malls/retail stores have a policy against customers taking pictures inside the store for various reasons ~.
    Now that (almost) every person carries a cell phone and (almost) every cell phone has a camera, good luck trying to prohibit picture-taking.
  22. Not water on Budweiser Vetos Genetically Modified Rice · · Score: 1

    Americans drink beery, watery-tasting piss.
    Canadians drink watery, beery-tasting piss.
    Aussies drink anything with alcohol in it.

  23. Re:whatever happened to... on Meetup.com Ends Free Meetups · · Score: 1

    "Officer, the girl was dead when I got here, I swear!"

  24. Simple on How to Prevent IP Theft by Your Own Employees? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    • Hire the best people you can
    • Treat them well and with respect
    • Pay them what they deserve
  25. Before you sign anything consult a lawyer on Work Samples and the Non-Disclosure Agreement? · · Score: 4, Informative
    Before you sign anything consult a lawyer

    The guy I use charges $150/hour. Reviewing a standard NDA takes about ... 1 hour. As a result, I've avoided signing things that would make a paper smeared with pig feces more attractive.

    Before you sign anything consult a lawyer

    Think about how much money you could potentially lose because you can't show your potential future employer any samples. Is that work 150 bones?

    So.

    Before you sign anything consult a lawyer