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  1. Like shootin' fish in a barrel on What is this Strange Gadget in My Car? · · Score: 1
    Hey guys, link to Geocities.
    "Par for the course" -- Taco
  2. ASP has nothing to do with it on Get Rid of Internet Explorer - Browse Happy! · · Score: 1
    It has to do with lazy, ignorant "programmers" who don't know how to write well-formed, correct HTML.

    I inherited an ASP-only site and in short order made it compliant enough to render and function on all (non-v. 4.x) browsers. In short order, I will rip out all the nested tables and replace them with clean CSS; and recode everything to the XHTML 1.0 spec.

  3. Re:I don't understand the focus on airline securit on Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly · · Score: 2, Informative
    I thought that idea got smacked down.

    There is no smackdown possible. During an "emergency," the president can suspend any and all of the people's rights (e.g., freedom to travel, to own goods, to be pressed into a work gang, etc.). The last national emergency lasted from 1933-3-9 to 1976-9-14 (Google Public Law 94-412 for more info).

    The current "emergency" began in 2001-9-11, with no end in sight. All the Shrub has to do is sign a piece of paper and you get all your property and posessions repoed by Uncle, and you & your family get a one-way ticket to joining a work-gang, clearing shanty-towns along the Potomac for as long as his Shrubness desires!

    Isn't that neat how this works?

  4. Sadly, no on RIAA Grinds Down Individuals in the Courtroom · · Score: 1
    Playlists are not generated by DJs, but by Program Managers. The PMs generate lists based upon how much the record companies pay.

    When you hear some yahoo call into the radio station and request a song that the DJ then cheerfully plays, understand the yahoo's call was recorded and played back only when the song was due in rotation. Add in a little DJ sound byte, and you get:

    "Hey, uh, yeah! Could you play more Britney? She rocks!

    "You got it, man! Here's more Britney, 'cause KPUK gives you what you want!"
    (Projectile vomit-inducing "music" starts playing)

    You think people like no-talent ass-clowns? The reality is her record company might've paid CCU a couple-three million cash, provided a car or whatever for a contest give-away, and maybe shipped in a cadre of cheap Mexican whores and blow for the Mayeses.

  5. Rent on Dust To Dust - The Plight Of The Unplayed Game · · Score: 4, Funny
    Get you to Sam's and get the case of Ramen: US$0.04/each. That's $0.12/day (just make sure you splurge once a week and get a lemon to prevent scurvy).

    As for getting the money for rent: you'd be suprised what a bounty the human body can provide! Why, selling your blood, hair and teeth alone should supply you with the necessary funds. If you have a woman, you can milk her and sell the milk, or make cheese and peddle that at the local farmer's market.

  6. Expositors actually define on Grokster Wins Big in Ninth Circuit · · Score: 1

    That is the point of the courts: they rule upon the law, defining, shaping, and setting the applicability

  7. Why are you looking at /. with the stupid colors? on Accelerated PowerPoint? · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Go, right now, to your preferences.
    2. Click on the "homepage" section.
    3. Click on "Light".
    4. Hit "enter"/click submit

    Yes, it takes some getting used to, but leave it there for a week and see if you don't like it better.

  8. Re:do you have to use a finger? on Biometrics at the Statue of Liberty · · Score: 1
    Who volunteered?

    One can pick up an ample supply of logs at Gitmo Bay, Abu Ghraib, or one of the many other CIA containment centres.

    Most of the logs are quite sturdy and stand up to hours or even days of abuse.

  9. Hardly on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 1

    The speed limits have nothing to do with safety and everything to do with municipal revenue. Google "85th percentile" if you want to learn more.

  10. IANAL, but I did go see one on Seagate Says Ex-Employee Can't Work For Competitor · · Score: 1
    ...when I got my latest employment contract. In a nutshell, here in Texas, companies can sue you to their little hearts' content, but they can't collect anything other than your personal portfolio.

    Companies put in non-competes all the time, but they're unenforcable. The best they can do is scare off other pimps from repping you, but real corporations (that each pimp would sell his mother to be able to place bodies there) can tell the little pimps to slag off or forget about ever placing anyone there.

    So, no matter what you sign in TX (or any other right to work state), you are able to work whereever you want. That doesn't mean they can't drop a 'suit own you to make your life a living hell, but they'd probably only do in extreme cases. They know they couldn't win if it ever went to trial, so they're betting you'll fold like the spineless wimp you are.

  11. Nice on MSIE 7 May Beat Longhorn Out The Gate · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The majority of "web designers" couldn't design their way out of a web paper bag, and IE lets them get away with murder.

    I'm talking about things like rendering &nbsp as a nonbreakable space, instead of requiring the trailing semi-colon, like in the standard  

  12. Use a CueCat on Passwords - 64 Characters, Changed Daily? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    , as each one has a unique serial number encoded into its output. When you're ready to log in, plug in your :Cat, and use it to scan that barcode that only you know is the right one.

    Even if some one steals your :Cat, they can't get in, and if someone steals your copy of "Learning the VI Editor" that you've used for the barcode without stealing your :Cat, again they can't get in.

  13. Obligatory A-N geek-style on Katie Jones Interviewed · · Score: 1
    When I was on-line, I wanted to be in meat-space, when I was there all I could think of was getting back into the net.

    .

    Been off-line a week now, waiting for an IP address, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Parry squats on the net, she gets stronger.

    .

    Charging Katie Jones with "having an agenda" in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

    .

    You know, one time we had a site DoSed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I ssh'd in. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' DNS record. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, from the TSU. Smelled like... victory.

  14. W-R-O-N-G on FCC Rules VoIP Must Be Tappable · · Score: 5, Informative
    USA PATRIOT ACT, section 214-216 means that the boys in the black sedans don't even need to prove jack in order to tap your arse--all that is required is signoff from a govt. attourney. Oh, and you are prohibited from finding out if they've tapped you (unlike in the olden days) until they haul your yellow self off to one of their reeducation centres.

    Hope you feel safe, 'cause if you gave up all those rights for ... whatever it was you got, then you just got angloed down, mi amigo.

  15. Ahh on Is Typing a Necessary Skill? · · Score: 1
    >Computers are ubiquitous enough that people automatically learn how to touch-type anyway.

    Spoken like someone who sounds like he did a little "home schooling" for his typing. How many words can you type a minute? Don't give us that "I don't play that game" biz; you are throwing it out as if your way is better than the snobs who learned the "formal," no-left-thumb-using, home-row-resting, no-look method.

    Yes, you can learn on your own, but some techniques (usually the ones you learn in school) are much faster. There is a reason why the home-row is taught as the starting place.

  16. You don't understand how databases work! on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 1

    Any attempt to retrieve information from them (flight data, schedules, FOIA requests) will result in total, immediate, and irreversable loss of data!

  17. Dead customer service on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1
    A local (chain) music store used to allow customers to preview any CD at their listening stations. Their prices were generally higher, but I would go there first when looking for new music.

    If the price was reasonable, or if no other stores in the area carried the item I was interested in (like a special German import), then I'd buy it.

    Sadly, the store stopped allowing previews and shortly thereafter closed for good. Coincidence? Probably not, but when they sh~t-canned the previewing I stopped going there---and I suspect so did many other folks.

  18. Re:All hackers are "great" on Paul Graham On 'Great Hackers' · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They used bicycles to build a fully flight capable aircraft.
    Seeing as how bicycles are/were made from metal tubing, and the Wright Flyer was made entirely from wood, canvas and wire cables, please explain how the "fully flight capable aircraft" was built.

    So what exactly differentiates a so-called fully flight capable aircraft from other aircraft?

    Suggestion: less time on /.; more time paying attention in school and reading books in the library.

  19. Rating system on FCC Looks Into Regulating Violence on TV · · Score: 1
    Then parents can decide what is suitable for themselves to view as well as their children, and nobody needs to step on anyone else's right to broadcast what they want or watch what they want.
    A small handgun provides the thorough, detailed, and precise rating system you require. Simply "point" and "click."

    Once you've applied your new rating system to every TeeVee in the house, provide every one of your brood with a Library Card.

  20. Two words on Advertising Hits Arizona County Government Website · · Score: 2, Insightful
  21. Just wait on Open Source a National Security Threat · · Score: 1
    Outsourcing your business' development team to another country has probably a greater threat than any malware hacker getting into an FOSS project.

    One's about money (pumping stock price) and one is about dirty, anti-social hacker-types. Guess which one wins?

  22. Re:if you are so fucking brilliant on The Future of the Software Industry · · Score: 1
    Traders trade all day fucking long, short, long, wide, deep - big dollar amounts, and lots of little trades.
    Right. Buy- and Sell-side traders are in an entirely different class than Joe Penny. They are moving tens of thousands of shares at a time, whereas Joe is lucky if he can buy 300 shares of EAT.
  23. Don't worry on Why You Should Use XHTML · · Score: 1

    Plans are in progress

  24. Heh on From Your PC to Reality in 3 Easy Steps · · Score: 1
    From the horse's mouth:
    The code refresh went as well as could be expected... which is to say that there was some twists, turns, and a whole lotta bad aftermath, but that's par for the course.
    I'm already $rblt'd, and have karma to burn, so here goes, baby!

    I'm not saying anything new, but I wish Taco and VA all the success in the world, because if this show ever comes to an end and he is forced to play developer in the real world (where uptime matters), then he will find out PDQ what happens to coders who develop direct to Production and then shrug, "Par for the course, Chief!" when the prod systems go down in flames.

  25. Naïve on 1984 Comes To Boston · · Score: 1
    Unless I completely missed something, how do the terrorists win when the government wants to make sure you AREN'T getting killed in the middle of a public street?
    You did miss something. Cameras will not prevent you from getting killed in the middle of the street. Instead, they set up an environment where even the tiniest crime can be prosecuted. Miss the trashcan when tossing a wrapper? That's a $200 fine, and you can bet your boots you'll get caught every time. Walk outside the lines on a crosswalk? You'll owe the city another $50; we'll make it easy and simply deduct it from your bank account.

    As another poster indicated, these stupid "non-jailable" misdemeanors are simply for one thing: municipal revenue generators. You can't publicly denounce them because, hey, you don't want to allow "criminals" to run free and get away with breaking the "law," do you? Only an idiot---or a criminal---would defend "criminals."

    When you allow the state to have ultimate collection power, they will use it, as they do now. Don't believe me? Take a day and sit in on traffic court. Out of the few hundred people there, you won't find ONE person who wins his or her case, except for those where the officer doesn't show up. If the officer shows, the person loses. Every time. Oh, and despite all the "criminals" getting tickets, 40,000 people still manage to die each year from vehicle accidents. How is this preventing you from getting "killed in the middle of a public street"?