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Accelerated PowerPoint?

darkjohnson writes "If you're looking for an excuse to offer your manager to approve that high end graphics card so you can play Doom 3 at full tilt (on your 'breaks' ;) you might want to check out the Instant Effects' technology as it has the first product (OfficeFX) that justifies upgrading your display hardware so you can do a POWER POINT presentation of all things. Especially true if you're the one stuck with the duty of making them look good. I saw this at Siggraph and was not only impressed with the look but the number of people packed into the booth to see it demoed, competing side by side with real time 3D game renders and high-end effects software."

188 comments

  1. Green Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Re:Green Link by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1

      Given that the poster mentioned playing Doom 3 during breaks, I think this link is more appropriate.

    2. Re:Green Link by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      offtopic? somebody mod this back up.

  2. Demo by hillg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    BIG DEMO - 26MB

    SMALL DEMO - 13MB

  3. browser support by serano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's hard for me to look at their product. Their site doesn't seem to work in Firefox.

    1. Re:browser support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the sites render fine in Firefox 0.9.2 w/ the flash plugin.

    2. Re:browser support by SuperRob · · Score: 1

      Their site works just fine in Firefox, because I just came back from there.

    3. Re:browser support by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's you. I've just visited using FF, and watched the demo through it too. You're not missing much, mind. Looks like it's just a bunch of canned 3D effects to make PP presentations even more pointless - and probably drag out boring meetings even longer ;-) I'm thinking that by the 10th time you have to sit through the "Dolphin swims through text" animation, you'll be wanting to start fragging for real, sod the 3D card upgrade...

    4. Re:browser support by Roofus · · Score: 1

      You're not alone. Much of the site renders like ass in Safari as well.

    5. Re:browser support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works OK in Mozilla 1.6.

    6. Re:browser support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works okay in IE!

  4. OfficeFX: When you need to justify your salary by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 3, Funny
    I haven't been slacking off with the anual reports... i've been... applying hardware T&L!

    Because purty graphics make yearly losses look so much more exciting! The Red's never been so vibrant!

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    1. Re:OfficeFX: When you need to justify your salary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T&L ? I thought it was T&A.

  5. Didn't NASA... by isudoru · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...state that Powerpoint makes you stupid?

    Imagine, now you can become dumb 3D style.

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    1. Re:Didn't NASA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'd imagine it takes being dumb to a whole new dimension.

    2. Re:Didn't NASA... by mabinogi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then we're all doomed

      I recently found out that at my daughter's school, the use PowerPoint to call the role.
      There's something deeply wrong about that, but I just can't quite put my finger on it...

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    3. Re:Didn't NASA... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      There's an article in last month's Computer, "In Defense of PowerPoint" by Neville Holmes. Basically he rebukes that statement, trying to say that it's just a tool, and that it really can't "make you stupid".

    4. Re:Didn't NASA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they at least spell "roll" correctly on the presentation?

    5. Re:Didn't NASA... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 0

      I recently found out that at my daughter's school, the use PowerPoint to call the role.
      There's something deeply wrong about that, but I just can't quite put my finger on it...


      That was unintentionally hilarious.

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    6. Re:Didn't NASA... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many kids have changed it and just wagged?

  6. Do people honestly think these look good by wheany · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do the people who make Powerpoint presentations honetly think the sweeps and other effects look good? Because I've seen many presenters getting embarassed about the letter flying around the screen when they're trying to make a point.

    And if you just have to use some transition effect, pick one. Do not use a different random one on each page.

    1. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I think Apple's transitions in Keynote are much better than the PowerPoint ones. I've never seen a bad keynote presentation, come to think of it.

      C'mon, who doesn't like the cube effect...

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    2. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by whiteranger99x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ha! Try having some Powerpoint newbie (which really comprises of 95% of all people presenting with it) lose the point of having PowerPoint by having them make weird ass transitions along with having a 'typewriter' sound effect after EVERY SINGLE LETTER pouring from the screen followed by a car crash sound effect.

      Honestly, I could spend all day pointing out what NOT to do in a PowerPoint presentation, and I'm by no means an expert in either PowerPoint or general presentations.

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    3. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by bob65 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, I don't think anyone thinks the effects look good. I think the effects are there for the sole purpose of justifying the creation of the presentation in PowerPoint.

    4. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by fishbot · · Score: 1

      I might request the NOC to block this site at work, for fear of my manager finding it.

      Last week he wanted to show us a graph. Just one. He spent the better part of Thursday hand crafting a 45 slide presentation with 1 second automatic progression so that it would 'animate'. Since he figured that one out every single presentation (or 'preso' as he calls them) has one in, and time taken to create them has rocketed.

      Of course, it could be worse. He could be doing something evil to use plebeians.

    5. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Let me guess. You drink the provided kool-aide beforehand. . .

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    6. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      In broad terms, I agree with you; I really hate to see text flying in and stuff like that. If you don't want it there when you load the slide, just make it appear or at least fade in quickly. Motion is distracting. (I did my last (and only major) PowerPoint presentation with white text on a black background.)

      That said, saying they're never useful is almost as silly. For instance, I think the effect in the video demo they have up at 1:00 is pretty cool. Leaving that up on the screen as you wait for your presentation to start would, I think, be neat. And maybe do a really fancy, eyecandyish transition when you are making a change of subject. Sorta like how movie edits are made; most changes of angle are just cuts, but most changes of scene have a fade or dissolve or something. So they aren't without their use.

      Not terribly related except on the matter of PowerPoint, but if you haven't already, be sure to download and run through the Gettysburg Address, PowerPoint style.

    7. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by andreyw · · Score: 1

      True... but you've only seen *one* Keynote presentation. Of course I am not disputing the fact the Keynote kicks PowerPoint's arse...

    8. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it was GREAT right? I was impressed.

      I didn't learn anything, but the presentation was very very well done. :)

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    9. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      Especially as sll these funky effects will looks crappy on a grainy 800x600 data projector anyway.

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    10. Re:Do people honestly think these look good by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Really - it comes down to matching the layout of the slide with a transition.. I bet it's possible to make a dissolve look cool - but it takes a bit of talent. Most people don't have talent, but some of them erroneously think they do. I think we're mostly blaming the messenger here..

      Powerpoint and other presentation software is a really good tool if used correctly. If the presenters have letters flying around and they aren't prepared for it, then they aren't very good presenters!! No software package can replace "rehersal".

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  7. Just what I've been waiting for by bobhagopian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Text spiraling in at a million miles per hour! Now if only I can figure out how to connect that 4,000 watt subwoofer, I can add sound effects!

    1. Re:Just what I've been waiting for by Chapium · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to optimize it for surround sound ;-)

  8. Re:Does your life lack a cause? by eln · · Score: 1, Funny

    Zombies work for brains, wage slaves work for cash. If you work hard as a wage slave, you may be able to afford brains on your wages, plus a little extra. As a zombie, it's pretty much all brains all the time. This is why you should avoid becoming a zombie if at all possible.

  9. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've been trying to say this for years. Accelerated graphics and nifty effects have a use in games, sure, but in the operating system arena they don't seem to be useful for much more than eye candy (and games are an area where eye candy usually helps).

    Except presentation systems!. On IRC at least, where I rant about this occasionally I'm often dismissed with a "feh, who really cares" but presentation software is all about making a big impression (regardless of those who attempt to use them like note sheets that can be easily handled by a session guide)

    Finally!

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except presentation systems!. On IRC at least, where I rant about this occasionally I'm often dismissed with a "feh, who really cares" but presentation software is all about making a big impression (regardless of those who attempt to use them like note sheets that can be easily handled by a session guide)

      You argue about Powerpoint on IRC and we're supposed to believe that? Are you supposed to be a shill or a troll or something?

    2. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only big impression silly PowerPoint effects make is "gee, that guy must have way too much spare time on his hands - does he ever do any REAL work?"

    3. Re:Finally by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to make an impression, do it with your speech, do it with what you're presenting. No one cares if you can use pretty pictures, and no one with a brain will be impressed. Write your presentation well, and they just might.

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    4. Re:Finally by I7D · · Score: 1
      Actually, with product design this can come in quite handy. I am a product designer, and "selling" your concept (be it freelance or in-house) is obviously quite important. If your client has difficulty imagining different finishes or even a quick geometry change, this would be quite helpfull for making the changes without haveing to schedule a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th meeting.

      While this can all be done in somewhat realtime with 3D programs like Studio Max or Rhino, It would be more professional to do it in this manner.

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    5. Re:Finally by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      and no one with a brain will be impressed.

      "No one with a brain" pretty much describes most of the audiences I end up presenting to. And yes, they like pretty effects and flying text.

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  10. PP looks like crap - no vid card can change that by feldsteins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My chief complaint about Powerpoint has always been that while I sit here with a computer capable of rendering Lord of the Rings-style special effects, when I do a presentation it looks like build-your-own-greeting-card software circa 1996. There's just no excuse for it. it's not that hard to make things look nice instead of like crap. That little pixelated "dissolve"? Please. As a Mac user I'm watching for Keynote to become a more mature product. Either that or I use iMovie or - heaven forfend! - nothing at all. (That's right, just talking with maybe only the aid of a whiteboard can be quite refreshing occasionally!)

    Anyway, I doubt if getting a new video card is going to make PP look more tasteful. Someone in Redmond would have to get a sense of style for that to happen. I'm not holding my breath.

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  11. Fun app by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Funny

    Say what you want about people who rely on PowerPoint (I know I do), but the app is actually pretty fun. I'm preparing a few training sessions now and PowerPoint is one of the things staff wants to learn. I've barely delved into it, but I'm finding a lot of Flash-like features. Sure, it's for "business", but it'll probably be the funnest training class I've ever held.

    1. Re:Fun app by paulthomas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the funnest next to using made-up words.

      :P

    2. Re:Fun app by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the funnest next to using made-up words.

      What, Marketing 101?

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    3. Re:Fun app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My old boss (at a special effects company) would not allow reps, contractors, businessmen etc, to use powerpoint in the building.

      "Oh, and no powerpoint presentations please, we value our staff's eyes and don't want them to go blind"

      everyone would chuckle.

      then when they started to break out the laptops, he would remind them that "relax, we our casual around here, but i was serious about the powerpoint"

      he has seen too many times that a drone would be sent to push the forward button on a powerpoint presentation...wasting our time.

      so it became quickly known, that anyone coming better know their shit. you better be able to express yourself.

      you better be insightful, funny, on-topic.

      i shit you not.

    4. Re:Fun app by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      And me making my presentations in HTML (or occasionally as very plain PFD files)...

      Powerpoint seems like a lot of work to create a <ul>... Much less portable too...

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    5. Re:Fun app by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I use LaTeX and print my slides on transparencies. Sure there are no fun effects, but it looks nice and gets the information across.

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    6. Re:Fun app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't go overboard.
      I've seen a lot of Power Point Presentations by forture 500 companies and all of them are simple, direct and to the point.
      I've taken courses in Power Point and if you don't use every damned capability the program has to offer then your grade is low.
      Presentations made this way are a confusing waste of time where the viewers concentrate on the flash and ignore the substance.

    7. Re:Fun app by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the funnest next to using made-up words.

      What are you talking about? "Funnest" is a perfectly cromulent word.

  12. Is it a good thing? by demogorgonx · · Score: 1

    We shouldn't assume that, in this case, better graphics are more desirable. There are already complaints that PowerPoint's graphical features distract from the information that a presentation attempts to convey. Sometimes, a little simplicity goes a long way.

  13. It isn't for geeks like us by psetzer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm the kind of guy that when I make a PPT presentation, it's black text on a white background made to emphasise what I'm doing rather than what the graphics are doing. However, if you're off selling stuff, this could be 'useful'. Not truely useful, but a piece of eyecandy that some marketeer or executive would want, earning the creators money. It's like a pop-up blocker add-in for IE. None of us are going to use it, but there's still a market for it, for better or for worse.

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    1. Re:It isn't for geeks like us by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Besides, geeks like us code our presentations in LaTeX with Beamer.

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    2. Re:It isn't for geeks like us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Indeed it _IS_ for geeks like us.

      All the high-paying jobs seem to go to people whose primary skill is making PowerPoint - and use of PowerPoint was something use geeks never really excelled at ('cause draging clipart was simple enough even the boss could do it).

      If a nice PowerPoint presentation suddently requires modeling, texturing, and lighting; this will give a competitive advantage to the geeks, and maybe we can take back some of those high-paying jobs.

    3. Re:It isn't for geeks like us by bob65 · · Score: 1
      Not truely useful, but a piece of eyecandy that some marketeer or executive would want, earning the creators money.

      Or it could look like the creators have no taste or budget for anything more professional.

    4. Re:It isn't for geeks like us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And do you speak only in monotone in order to emphasize what you are doing as well? I'm guessing no. Likewise, while black text on white background may be the easiest way to create a presentation, it is not necessarily the most effective way of conveying information to your audience. The strategic use of 'eyecandy' can improve most if not all presentations. Unfortunately, this requires real effort, knowledge, and experience to do it right. And doing it wrong can have the opposite effect.

  14. OfficeFX Review by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Short OfficeFX review.

    Points of interest:

    "Besides a graphics chip like the ATI Radeon, the program requires the .NET Framework (available from Windows Update) and DirectX 9. A pre-installation panel reviews your system and tells you whether you can continue setup."

    "I discussed this with Don Brittain, the CEO of Instant Effects, and he said that in his view the product is 18 months ahead of the hardware cycle. This means that you need the very latest laptop to make sure you can show an OfficeFX show. But here's how it works."

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  15. Overkill by dunsurfin · · Score: 1

    Even though I prefer using Keynote's polish over PowerPoint I think this thing is going to be overkill - presentations using this product are going to be brash, obnoxious infomercials with little substance - akin to watching Entertainment Tonight. So I am sure we will be seeing all the brash, obnoxious companies who favor PR over product using this.

    Has Darl McBride purchased a copy yet?

    1. Re:Overkill by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      PowerPoint presentations are only important if the workplace is a theme park where everyone must be entertained in order to be persuaded.

      And that is why PowerPoint is the most important thing in most companies.

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    2. Re:Overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Darl claims the patent on it.

  16. Cue the PHB... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You mean to tell me that you need this $700 graphics card so you can see connection error dialogs at higher resolution?!?!!? Give me a break!"

  17. Re:Does your life lack a cause? by foobsr · · Score: 1

    Any cure how to convert back from a zombie to a wage slave other than kill -1 and hoping for a decent restart ?

    CC.

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  18. Powerpoints new easter egg... by kev82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is built on the doom3 engine. great, and I thought it was bloating the product when they bundled some version of flight simulator with excel

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    1. Re:Powerpoints new easter egg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the kachillionth time -- the 3d engine code is already in Excel for the 3d graph effects. The point of the easter egg story is that given the power that was already in Excel, adding a flight simulator mode was trivial.

    2. Re:Powerpoints new easter egg... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Then why is the program so bloated? Take a look at your doom 3 binary (if you have one) - it's only something like 6 megs.

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  19. Improving your Presentations by enkafan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a technical instructor, I give presentations basically 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. And let me tell you, a rotating teapot isn't going to improve anyone's presentation. The best way to improve your presentation is to cut out as much as possible. Make yourself the focus of the presentation, not the clip art or whatever fancy crap you've got on the screen.

    I'd highly recommend anyone out there who is looking to improve their presentations to check out "Presenting to Win", by Jerry Weissman. Excellent book on giving presentations.

    1. Re:Improving your Presentations by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I'd highly recommend anyone out there who is looking to improve their presentations to check out "Presenting to Win", by Jerry Weissman. Excellent book on giving presentations."

      While we're on the essay reccomendations, Perl now has a page up on giving presentations, geared towards the shorter presentations

    2. Re:Improving your Presentations by endofoctober · · Score: 1

      Here, here -- an excellent book to help people make clearer presentations.

      When I teach people how to use PowerPoint in some of the starter classes, I give them rules of thumb for presentations. I explain to them that if they choose to use swooshes, jarring transitions, eye-raping colorschemes and generally poor organization, the effect is like holding up a sign that reads, "Hi, I'm more interested in the technology I'm using than in getting my message across clearly to the audience." Very amateurish, and usually a waste of your audience's time.

      The main carrier of the message should almost always be the speaker, not the PP slides, and I encourage my students to compose with that in mind. If slides are doing your presentation for you, then just send the slideshow to your audience and save them the hassle of having a meeting.

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    3. Re:Improving your Presentations by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perl now has a page up on giving presentations, geared towards the shorter presentations

      The best piece of advice in the Perl page is:

      So it's important to put something in your slide to allow people to find out more about what you're talking about and provide a way of contacting you once you're done speaking. The biggest mistake I've made in my talks in the past is putting this information on the last slide, which of course only appears for 10 seconds and no one has time to copy down. Now I place a simple URL in the bottom corner of every slide.

      A good approach is to create a Web site in concert with your presentation. The presentation itself would make a few points but its primary purpose is to direct the audience to the site to find more information.

      The Web site will be a long-term repository for information that can be updated as required.

      Given this approach, the Perl site's tips for making a short presentation are especially useful.

    4. Re:Improving your Presentations by bob65 · · Score: 1
      The best way to improve your presentation is to cut out as much as possible. Make yourself the focus of the presentation, not the clip art or whatever fancy crap you've got on the screen.

      That's because you're a technical instructor. The best lectures I've attended are ones where the instructor uses the chalkboard/whiteboard, and *shock* actually writes legible, well organized notes on the board that *shock* perfectly compliment his/her verbal speech.

      On the other hand, most business presentations, frankly, don't have much content, and really there isn't much for the audience to think about. If they *aren't* distracted by flashing text and sliding graphics, they'll be distracted by thoughts of what's for lunch. Better to be distracted by what's on the presentation screen... Of course the real solution is to make business presentations more thought provoking and require more focussed attention to understand the concepts being presented in the business presentation. But, business does not work that way...

    5. Re:Improving your Presentations by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Much better advice: go to the Apple site and watch any of Steve Jobs' presentations.

      Hint: don't try to extemporize from your slides. Write your speech, deliver it well, and use your slides as punctuation marks.

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  20. Thinking by cubicledrone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thinking not done because of the "elevator pitch" approach to business is one of the reasons so many companies are losing so much money.

    AT&T is no longer trying to sell residential phone service.

    Disney no longer makes animation. Instead, they want to make computers.

    and so on. "There's no money in it" they whine. What they really mean is "nobody can explain in a PowerPoint presentation or an elevator pitch (30 seconds or less with no eye-glaze) how we can make hundreds of millions of dollars this quarter with no work or capital expenditure."

    Everything formerly valuable is becoming a commodity while attention span is becoming the most expensive luxury in business. Nobody listens any more. Ideas and products that make hundreds of millions of dollars CANNOT BE EXPLAINED PROPERLY IN THIRTY SECONDS.

    So, everyone runs from meeting to meeting, conference room to conference room frantically looking for something, ANYTHING that they can borrow to sell and get some short-term cash to the bank so the paychecks don't bounce (well, the paychecks for the half-dozen people who didn't get fired prior to the last quarterly stock-bump layoffs).

    And, so business gets what they want. Accelerated PowerPoint so the elevator pitch can be 27 seconds instead of 30. Why, we're TEN PERCENT MORE EFFICIENT! LET'S FIRE SOME PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE!

    It's just another icon to click. Another "efficiency token" to impress rooms full of accountants who, in the money-grab economy, are the only people who matter.

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    1. Re:Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This country is being run by pollsters. Big CEOs and politicians will make decisions based on what they think will happen. They ask specific questions to pollsters, the pollsters go out and find out what people think, and then politicians and CEOs make decisions. There's very little risk. There's very little thought. There's no effort.

      It's not a way to run anything.

    2. Re:Thinking by Hast · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. I agree that most worthwhile things can not be explained in 30 seconds. What you should do is be able to tell enough in 30 seconds to make the recipient interested in hearing more. Kind of like an abstract for a written text.

      That it's being misused in the age of 6 second attention span isn't much of a surprise though.

    3. Re:Thinking by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the contrary. Most anything can be explained in 30 seconds. You just have to have both the ability and the willingness to tell the person you're talking to what he needs to know by relating it to things he already understands.

      You need to stop thinking in terms of encyclopedia pages and start thinking in terms of sound bites.

      Oh, one more thing: quit being such an elitist snob. You apparently don't know the first thing about business, or why businesses make or lose money.

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    4. Re:Thinking by Grym · · Score: 1

      You need to stop thinking in terms of encyclopedia pages and start thinking in terms of sound bites.

      In other words, make it devoid of all true understanding of the material and take the flashy (and let's not forget politically-correct) pulp left behind as all there is to know... great...

      I was reading an article the other day that described how the "sound bite" and modern media in general have irreversibly changed politics in the U.S. For example, rather than say anything risky or possibly requiring an in-depth understanding of an issue, most politicians prefer to repeat nearly the same paragraph only slightly changed knowing that: 1. most people AT the speech will already vote for him/her anyway 2. that they can control what appears in network TV as the "sound bite" and 3. that nothing they ever say publicly will ever come back to "niggardly" haunt them in the future.

      On the contrary. Most anything can be explained in 30 seconds. You just have to have both the ability and the willingness to tell the person you're talking to what he needs to know by relating it to things he already understands.

      Funny... and here I was spending years at college when I could just spent a few minutes sitting down with the right people. Don't I feel like a fool...

      I really fail to understand this mentality that every idea in the world can be simplified to a 30 second "sound-bite" without losing or missing anything important. If that's the case: why 30 seconds? Why not 20? Or 10, for that matter? In fact, explain in 10 seconds (beginning *NOW*) why the 30 is a more appropriate number than 10, since you would have us believe that even infinitely complex ideas can already be broken down so easily.

      -Grym

    5. Re:Thinking by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      In other words, make it devoid of all true understanding of the material

      Remember back when I said to stop being an elitist snob? You really should have listened.

      It is possible to understand without knowing all the details. I understand coronary artery bypass surgery. Does that mean I'm a heart surgeon? No. Is it necessary for me to be a heart surgeon in order to understand coronary artery bypass surgery? No.

      I was reading an article the other day that described how the "sound bite" and modern media in general have irreversibly changed politics in the U.S.

      Yeah, that's basically bullshit. Some people love to talk about how mass communication has taken us further from some ideal of participatory democracy, but they forget that before mass communication things were even worse.

      For example, rather than say anything risky or possibly requiring an in-depth understanding of an issue

      Untrue. Both Presidential candidates are giving hour-plus stump speeches that go into great detail about their policies and agendas. (Well, Bush is. Kerry, not so much. But that's because he's a lousy candidate. It's not an indictment of any kind of system.)

      Funny... and here I was spending years at college when I could just spent a few minutes sitting down with the right people. Don't I feel like a fool...

      You most certainly should. Because after "years at college" you're completely incapable of understanding the difference between a lecture and a pitch.

      This may be related to your being an idiot. I'm not sure.

      I really fail to understand this mentality that every idea in the world can be simplified to a 30 second "sound-bite" without losing or missing anything important.

      That's right. You really fail to understand. Rather than bragging about this on the Internet, how about you try to rectify it?

      If that's the case: why 30 seconds? Why not 20? Or 10, for that matter?

      The notion of a "figure of speech" is evidently also lost on you.

      even infinitely complex ideas

      Hyperbole does not make you more attractive.

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    6. Re:Thinking by Grym · · Score: 1

      Well, I wasn't going to respond to your post because it was ridden with unnecessary personal attacks, but I'll bite.

      It is possible to understand without knowing all the details. I understand coronary artery bypass surgery. Does that mean I'm a heart surgeon? No. Is it necessary for me to be a heart surgeon in order to understand coronary artery bypass surgery? No.

      But not all topics are so easy from a conceptual point of view like coronary artery bypass surgery might be (eg. "re-routing the pipes" or whatever). I'm not arguing that all difficult subjects can be simplified in concept to some degree. Of course they can. The problem is the over-simplification that inevitably results from "soundbites" and the "30 second pitch."

      Yeah, that's basically bullshit. Some people love to talk about how mass communication has taken us further from some ideal of participatory democracy, but they forget that before mass communication things were even worse.

      First of all, all I said was that the mass-media and the "sound bite" have changed politics in America. It was a statement of fact. It has. In fact, by you saying things were "worse" before mass communication, you're agreeing with me; it has changed. Whether this change is for the advancement or detriment of participatory democracy, only time will tell.

      Untrue. Both Presidential candidates are giving hour-plus stump speeches that go into great detail about their policies and agendas. (Well, Bush is. Kerry, not so much. But that's because he's a lousy candidate. It's not an indictment of any kind of system.)

      But the presidential election is quite unique in terms of politics, is it not? The "system" is much, much larger than the Executive branch. The article I was referring to was describing the political strategies of state and national congressmen.

      Hyperbole does not make you more attractive.

      Nor do your childish personal attacks suite you, but that's neither here nor there because it's not hyperbole anyway. You said, "Most anything can be explained in 30 seconds." I took that as nearly any idea, including some of the most complex ones (which can be defined as "infinite" for our purposes) can be explained in 30 seconds. Sure, it may only have been a figure of speech on your part, but the rest of my post was equally rhetorical in nature and served only to question the basis of your conclusion.

      -Grym

    7. Re:Thinking by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      because it was ridden

      I think you mean "riddled." Unless you mean "horsey," which is cute but makes little sense.

      The problem is the over-simplification that inevitably results from "soundbites" and the "30 second pitch."

      Nope. That's not a problem. In fact, the problem is inherent in your sentence. It's not "over-simplification." There's no such thing as "over-simplification." If an idea can be simplified, simplify it! Continue until the idea is simple.

      If you can't get there, that's your problem.

      First of all, all I said was that the mass-media and the "sound bite" have changed politics in America. It was a statement of fact.

      Yes, and I told you that it's basically bullshit. Did I stutter?

      Whether this change is for the advancement or detriment of participatory democracy, only time will tell.

      Sigh. You can talk just to hear yourself talk if you want to, but don't think you're fooling anybody.

      But the presidential election is quite unique in terms of politics, is it not?

      "Quite unique?" How can something be "quite unique?" Either it's unique or it's not. It can't be a little unique, or very unique, or slightly unique, or "quite unique."

      Maybe the reason you're having so much trouble simplifying your ideas is that you're just barely literate. I'm sure you're going to accuse me of being "ridden with unnecessary personal attacks" again, but you know, I just don't care that much.

      Anyway, returning to your point: no. You're wrong. The Presidential election is not "quite unique."

      You said, "Most anything can be explained in 30 seconds." I took that as nearly any idea, including some of the most complex ones (which can be defined as "infinite" for our purposes) can be explained in 30 seconds. Sure, it may only have been a figure of speech on your part, but the rest of my post was equally rhetorical in nature and served only to question the basis of your conclusion.

      I don't know if you noticed, but you didn't say anything at all there. You made word-like marks on the screen, but no meaning was encapsulated in them.

      No wonder you have a hard time thinking in simple terms.

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  21. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by miketang16 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Did you read the article/site? This isn't about Microsoft PowerPoint... It's about a NEW presentation software called OfficeFX. The _new_ video card is required because this new 3D software is extremely demanding.

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  22. OOo by c0dedude · · Score: 1

    Don't bother if you have OOo. Ran the system check:
    PowerPoint: Requires version 2002 or 2003.
    Reccomendation: Purchase Powerpoint version 2002 or 2003.

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    1. Re:OOo by caino59 · · Score: 1

      The requirements:

      Minimum Hardware Requirements -
      * Microsoft DirectX 8.1 support in graphics hardware with 32MB of video memory on a dedicated graphics bus (see a list of tested graphics systems)
      * XGA resolution (1024x768 at 16-bit color)
      * Intel compatible CPU at 1.5GHz with 256MB system memory

      Software Requirements -
      * Microsoft PowerPoint 2002 (from Office XP) or 2003
      * Microsoft Windows 2000 or Windows XP
      * The latest .NET and managed DirectX9 components from Microsoft (free download if needed)

      You could have saved some time...

      What I find interesting is that the post mentions how this will necesitate a video card upgrade while the creator's site mentions no video card requirements, just memory and CPU.

      The site does mention that it supports current and recent cards, as well as noting that it requires advanced video processing capability - but doesn't set requirements in the specific section. How advanced does your video card REALLY have to be?

      Someone try running this on some 2Ghz+ CPU with a (now low-end) 32mb video card and tell us how it goes...

  23. Holy Smokin' Servers Batman by eSims · · Score: 1
    Did you think linking to their frontpage would stop everyone from trying to download the 13mb and 26mb movies on this page?

    Anyone torrent it?

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  24. Why bother when you have FMV? by Halcyon-X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rendering and outputting to video could have the same effect, and instead you burn your presentation to a DVD and use the DVD remote to navigate and cue your presentation. DVDs can already loop video, have basic overlay functions (that you might not even need), and can be used as a presentation medium. After the meeting you can hand out DVDs to interested clients.

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    1. Re:Why bother when you have FMV? by damiam · · Score: 1

      Text looks like shit at DVD res compared to a nice SXGA or UXGA projector.

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  25. My eyes hurt by OpCode42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, i know this if off-topic and all that, but light brown links on white and a touch lighter-brown background?

    Horrible, guys. Horrible.

    1. Re:My eyes hurt by DrEldarion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It could be worse. Check out games.slashdot.org.

    2. Re:My eyes hurt by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I totally agree. Just a little tip that someone mentioned a while ago that I'm using until slashdot stops their excessive crack smoking... change the first part of any slashot url to one that you like the colors of.

      For example, this one is of the form it.slashdot.org. But if you change just the "it" part to, say "linux" (yielding something like linux.slashdot.org) the color scheme changes to that of the linux section, but keeps the same content of the article you're reading.

      AFAIK, this works for all sub-sections.

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    3. Re:My eyes hurt by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      Nah, the Games section isn't nearly as bad. At least there is enough contrest there.

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    4. Re:My eyes hurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Links? What links? Oh, sorry, didn't notice them. =)

    5. Re:My eyes hurt by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Doesn't look so bad on my TFT, but it's worse on my CRT. Really, you're better off mailing Taco or someone with suggestions for something better than making endless off-topic postings to every single IT article.

      Personally, I recommend the tritanopic version.

    6. Re:My eyes hurt by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      I just selected 'light' in my preferences and all the garbage went away.

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    7. Re:My eyes hurt by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 1

      I rarely access Slashdot by going to the web site these days. Instead I subscribe to the RSS feed. The great thing about it is all of the article URLs are plain "slashdot.org" addresses, so all the articles come out in the old green and grey colour scheme. I didn't even realise what people were complaining about for months.

    8. Re:My eyes hurt by famebait · · Score: 1

      It's ugly, but you can read it. This you can't.

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  26. Hmm... by tliet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let me guess, does it look like Apple's Keynote?.

  27. A Question Occurs ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... why does /. work without 2D/3D transitions and all (not to mention any palette issues) ?

    Must have to do with some art of deviance; - or genius for the more faint of heart.

    CC.

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  28. company shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole article sounds like a press release edited for slashdot consumption.

  29. making PowerPoint look good is easy by dekeji · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just remove all the animations, gradients, and clipart and concentrate on the message.

    1. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Neduz · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Most PP presentations would look better if someone removed the animations, gradients and cliparts. But to make them really look good, you need some more artistic skills.

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    2. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Aerion · · Score: 1

      Just remove all the animations, gradients, and clipart and concentrate on the message.

      You don't want to remove them all. Plain text alone tends to bore the viewers, and if your viewers are bored, they won't listen to your message. An occasional graph or chart is helpful if it illustrates your point. If graphs or charts are inapplicable, and you have several slides in a row made up of exclusively text, it usually helps to throw in a clip art here and there.

      As we all know, too many pictures and transitions are overkill. Bright colors and movement steal attention from you and your speech. But unless you're a very charismatic and interesting speaker, you need a little something in your PowerPoint to help keep your audience interested.

    3. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that would be called "making PowerPoint look less crappy". Making PowerPoint look good takes something of a miracle.

    4. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by dekeji · · Score: 0

      You don't want to remove them all. Plain text alone tends to bore the viewers,

      I didn't say "remove all graphical elements".

      In any case, if you have an interesting message and deliver it well, you don't need "slides" at all, except when you actually need to show images that are part of the message. Yes, there used to be a time when people showed slides only if it was absolutely necessary for the content.

      But unless you're a very charismatic and interesting speaker, you need a little something in your PowerPoint to help keep your audience interested.

      Well, so you have a choice: you can practice becoming a better speaker, or you can practice inserting meaningless graphics into PowerPoint slides. Which one do you think is better?

    5. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Aerion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, so you have a choice: you can practice becoming a better speaker, or you can practice inserting meaningless graphics into PowerPoint slides. Which one do you think is better?

      Inserting meaningless graphics doesn't take practice. It's the band-aid solution while you work on becoming a better speaker, because business doesn't stop while you improve yourself.

    6. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inserting meaningless graphics doesn't take practice.

      You seem to think that inserting meaningless graphics is easy. Well, I suppose it can be, but if the meaningless graphics are intended to hide the fact that you are a poor speaker, you need lots of skills to insert the right meaningless graphics.

      You can either become a good graphic designer (inserting meaningless graphics that make the presentation look good) or a good speaker. The choice is yours.

    7. Re:making PowerPoint look good is easy by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Or you can be both.

  30. Tufte on PowerPoint by image · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Power Corrupts. PowerPoint Corrupts Absolutely."

    Though I'm sure I won't be last to reference this, Yale's professor emeritus Edward Tufte has been writing about PowerPoint for a while. This piece in Wired helps explain how the cognative processes encouraged by PP presentations are subtly (and not-so-subtly) corrupting the way we perceive data. And you can purchase his whole essay here.

    Whether or not you agree with all of Tufte's work, he is among the seminal thinkers about how we disseminate information. And having sat through too many years worth of PP presentations, I think he's dead right about this. I fact, I do my presentations from notes, using nothing more than dry-erase markers and a whiteboard. It never fails to impart an order of magnitude more information than a static bullet-point presentation ever could.

    1. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by emeitner · · Score: 1

      Ahmen. If you've had any (~cough!~) MS training, you are very familiar with the 3-ring binder books with a powerpoint slide at the top of each page and some not so helpfull additional text below.

      Usually about 50-60% of the 8.5"X11" page is actually used. Brain dead, inefficient, and a waste of paper.

      Not only does MS use this method, I have a Netscreen training book infront of me now. No Better. Fortinet does the same in their training material.

      And if you are really lucky, you can have a class taught with the same material where the instructor just reads each powerpoint as it is on the screen and in the book! Yay!

      Can anybody else add any to this list of Offenders of Our Intelligence?

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    2. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great quote, but it is by Vint Cerf

    3. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I used to build PowerPoint presentations for clients at a previous job, and I think one of the best we ever did had no words. It was for the international division of a beverage company, and it was just a series of pictures of people around the world enjoying their products. It brought a little humanity to a dry message about marketing product Y in X country, and added to rather than detracted from the presentation.

      So I guess what I'm saying is, yes, bullet points can be an inferior way to try and get information across.

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    4. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. Some of his proof in the article is a little contrived though. That 'simple' table of his is anything but. You can't get trends or relationships out of it without significant work. What would be better is to have a CORRECT graph relating the matters. Something that I can analyze visually.
      Yes, raw data has it's place, and many time the effects and flash-bang gee-whiz of PP is used as a replacement for actual content in a presentation. But not always. Power Point is better than using overhead projectors in many cases.

    5. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      I fact, I do my presentations from notes, using nothing more than dry-erase markers and a whiteboard. It never fails to impart an order of magnitude more information than a static bullet-point presentation ever could.

      I wholeheartedly agree with this approach. For one thing, audiences understand that you actually know what you're talking about when you are so comfortable that you're willing to forgo the PowerPoint crutch.

      Tufte is dead-on when he notes that PowerPoint engenders "a deeply hierarchical single-path structure as the model for organizing every type of content." People tend to expect pablum when they sit down for a presentation where PowerPoint is the star. But if you step away from reliance on PowerPoint, surprising things can happen. In training presentations where I eschew PowerPoint for prepared notes and the whiteboard, I receive some surprising feedback from attendees.

      People often tell me that they feel like I was communicating directly with them, that they felt like their questions were answered more thoroughly than usual, and that they were more engaged. Again, as Tufte points out, if you take away the PowerPoint crutch, the people you're presenting to are forced to pay attention to what you're saying. They tend to me more engaged, and they ask better questions when PowerPoint is left out of the equation altogether.

      I thoroughly recommend not only Tufte's piece on PowerPoint, but all of his work. If you want to truly cut through the corporate b.s. and get people to pay attention to what you're saying, make a presentation without PowerPoint and watch the reaction.

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    6. Re:Tufte on PowerPoint by danila · · Score: 0, Troll

      Gee, you're smart. Here is news - most people who use PowerPoint are not so smart. Give them a market and place them next to the whiteboard and they will either have a heart attack from their inability to communicate or bore the audience to death with it.

      PowerPoint can be a crutch to mediocre people, without it they would in many cases be unable to explain that sales are up 15%. PowerPoint helps them do it and even if some of them overdo animations, the benefits still outweight that.

      Personally I find PowerPoint indespensible in several cases. First, it was great to design presentations you give to your clients/partners/investors, regardless of whether you use a projector or a printed copy. A printed copy is also extremely useful as a tangible reminder to the audience about the content (together with their written notes). Second, PowerPoint is a great lecturing tool - much better than a white (or green) board, because you don't waste 50% of the time writing something and because many students fail to pay attention if you only attack their hearing. :) Yes, PP can be abused, but it can be used effectively too.

      As for the accelerated graphics, this is great, no doubt about it. There is no reason why I wouldn't want to make slides as good as those shown by Bill Gates and no reason why a modern PC should not be able to render them. Of course, this particular product probably is not that good overall - they appear to want to make you paying through the nose for the design of new templates and it requires latest Microsoft DRM (with the .Net framework managed code). But the idea itself is great.

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  31. "look good"? by flacco · · Score: 1
    Especially true if you're the one stuck with the duty of making them look good.

    you know what would look good? a presentation that conveys information INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE A FRUSTRATED PIXAR MOVIE.

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  32. pretty, unreadable by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

    this is pretty, but unreadable

    I just wanted a show

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  33. speaking of 3D acceleration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i recently tried the OpenGL acceleration of Java2D in j2se 1.5 beta2 and have had nothing but failures:

    >java -Dsun.java2d.opengl=True -jar Java2Demo.jar
    OpenGL pipeline enabled for default config on screen 0

    then the Java2Demo loads, but it runs VERY slow. much slower than with the normal non-OpenGL pipeline. i get the same results on a Windows XP system and a Linux 2.4 system with latest nVidia drivers for both platforms.

    anyone have any thoughts?

    1. Re:speaking of 3D acceleration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use java.
      Stupid.

  34. Le sigh. by Eeknay · · Score: 1

    Does Doom 3 have to appear everywhere on Slashdot? I know it's only a brief mention in passing, but seriously, enough with Doom 3 already. You don't need to give it any more attention than it already has.

  35. Slow and Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OfficeFX uses WAY too much CPU/GPU for the simple graphics it produces. Simple non textured surfaces take forever to render, transitions...geez. What the heck did they program?

  36. Ugly brown slashdot interface by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 0, Redundant
  37. MOD PARENT DOWN -1 Money Grubber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon link includes a reference.

    (You buy the book, he gets $$$).

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 Money Grubber by cortana · · Score: 1

      So what? Am I paying more this way? No. Maybe I would like to reward him for introducing this book to me!

  38. Re:Does your life lack a cause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cause? Why to drool trolls onto /., of course.

  39. AGGGHHH - MY EYES!!!!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a developer and I need my eyes for important stuff, not to ruin at /.

    I thought adding "sh" in front of the url was supposed to de-uglify these pages. What am I doing wrong and why such UGLY colors to begin with?

  40. Nice concept, let's see now... by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

    I happen to work in AV and this tool could be of a great help to us.

    We just purchased several Dataton Watchout stations and this thing could complement it wonderfully.

    the link has been sent to the appropriate persons where I work, let's hope testing will prove it stable and powerfull enough. It looks good on the website, reality might differ, it often does.

  41. Cross-Platform Alternative by Hufo · · Score: 1

    If you know Python you can use a library called slithy to make nice OpenGL-accelerated presentations. It's a library not an executable so you'll have to create a Python script for your presentation. Should not be too difficult for most slashdot users, plus you can add any C/OpenGL code (just wait for that Q3A source code...)

  42. Why are you looking at /. with the stupid colors? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Go, right now, to your preferences.
    2. Click on the "homepage" section.
    3. Click on "Light".
    4. Hit "enter"/click submit

    Yes, it takes some getting used to, but leave it there for a week and see if you don't like it better.

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  43. What you need is a defuglifier... by Catullus · · Score: 1
  44. Have you tried Flash. by TheBoostedBrain · · Score: 1

    I think the latest version of Flash comes with the ability to create Power-Point-like presentations. I know it's not as impresive as 3d accelerated graphics, but it is more impresive and cheaper than power point alone.

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  45. So many critics.... by telstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, a spinning teapot isn't going to seal the deal ... but more powerful tools give an artist more options when creating a presentation to market whatever it is they're marketing. That's not to say that every slide needs 3D crap flying all over the place, but I'd argue that used appropriately and conservatively ... these new tools definitely offer a presenter a more complete toolset with which to convey their message.

    Unfortunately, we'll probably suffer the same hell that Photoshop filters have yielded (i.e. overuse of the lense flare, and drop-shadow) but I believe the talented artist will use these new features to build some truly impressive presentations.

    1. Re:So many critics.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "these new tools definitely offer a presenter a more complete toolset with which to convey their message"

      Special visual effects are not there to convey a message, they are there to cover up deficiencies.

    2. Re:So many critics.... by telstar · · Score: 1
      "Special visual effects are not there to convey a message, they are there to cover up deficiencies."
      • Not necessarily. It's all about telling a story. You're telling me that "Finding Nemo" is better than "Toy Story" because they had better special effects to cover up deficiencies? I'd argue that
      • part of the reason it was better was because they had a more-complete effects toolset available to them with which to convey their message.

    3. Re:So many critics.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the message is what exactly? Buy a DVD of me? The entertainment value of a movie is its own purpose.

      Maybe this tool will make it easier for artists to create art, but there are already powerful tools for that. Bending art to the service of selling something else is hard. Business people routinely ridicule artists for the impracticality of their proposals, but look to art as a magic bullet to increase profit.

      Fancier (artier?) presentations add more BS to cut through rather than build the story.

    4. Re:So many critics.... by telstar · · Score: 1

      I suppose you use Lynx to browse the web?

  46. What about content? by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    Just what we need--more wiz-bang effects and styles for procrastinators to obsess over, rather than crafting presentations which are actually informative. The only redeeming feature I see is that it requires nice hardware, which means people will hopefully think twice before either sending me this eye-candy nonsense or before bringing their presentation on a CD to a conference.

    You don't have to become a marketing weeny to make a nice looking presentation. I reuse my LaTeX sources in HA-Prosper (putting it in outline form & adding additional illustrations where useful, of course).

  47. How cute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm using Keynote now.

  48. Flash does it better by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Big deal. I've been using Flash for presentations for years. I can incorporate 3D animation and have a full multimedia presentation withiout having to purchase two overly price products... I only need one overly priced product.

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    1. Re:Flash does it better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash is not a solution for your average computer user. It's expensive and way too complicated for the non-specialist. This looks like it's intended for anyone who knows PowerPoint.

    2. Re:Flash does it better by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Yes... for anyone who knows Powerpoint. Just like you point out, you have to first KNOW how to use Powerpoint. And Powerpoint is just as expensive because you cannot purchase it separate from Office.

      As for being harder to use, I've seen people building Flash presentations after using the tool for 4 hours. :)

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  49. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Fweeky · · Score: 1

    My favourite presentation system. Shouldn't be difficult to add support in Firefox, Safari, etc; nothing in it that's not in the CSS spec.

  50. Semi usefull by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    This product has to run on a fairly upgraded machine.

    You cannot convert the PowerPoints to make a self contained presentation.

    So you either have to have a powerfull laptop or lug arround a desktop system.

    In short it's great for large events and or trade shows.

  51. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Did you read the article/site?

    Did you?

    Office FX works as an add on to PowerPoint,
    it does not look like you can use it except with Microsoft Powerpoint so I dont know how you can describe it as not about Microsoft PowerPoint.

    http://www.instanteffects.com/products_for_power po int.html

  52. I guess you get better results running Motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the demo, but I think Apple's Motion is much more impressive. It may not be marketed as a Powerpoint replacement, but it's well capable of doing just that (at least for marketing and PR folks that need a striking presentation).

    http://www.apple.com/motion/

    No, I don't own a Mac. I just think it's a cool application. If Apple can make it easy enough, why can't Motion take up some of the job people use Powerpoint (or Keynote) for?

  53. Question by kylant · · Score: 1
    To be honest I'm not impressed by Instant Effects' OfficeFX. I believe that presentations moving all the time distract a lot from the content of the presentation

    What I would be more interested in is to know with which tools a professional presentation is built with. I guess everyone has had the experience that even when you know powerpoint in and out there is a huge difference between a presentation you can build yourself and some presentations you can see which have been professionally prepared:

    The differences I can see:

    Charts: What tools are there to make charts/graphs which look better than what excel can do?

    How do you draw a schema of your server-farm or your database structure which renders nicely into 3D? I know my way around visio and powerpoint - but it always looks so -- basic.

    Transitions: Are there any transitions you can buy without fancy movements but which look like video-transitions?

  54. DirectX 9.0c by JoeG · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did anyone try and download the demo on a system with XP SP2? It reports my DirectX is out of date and can't install... so I guess the installer doesn't detect 9.0c (from SP2) properly? Cool!

    Joe

  55. PCs have DVD-ROMs by Halcyon-X · · Score: 1

    Another solution is to get an HDTV projector? Is that possible?

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    1. Re:PCs have DVD-ROMs by damiam · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what are you gonna feed the HD signal from? Current DVDs don't support HD.

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    2. Re:PCs have DVD-ROMs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DivX, XviD, or Ogg Tarkin.

    3. Re:PCs have DVD-ROMs by Halcyon-X · · Score: 1

      While DVDs may not support HD resolution, displaying them in progressive scan on a quality projector makes this negligable. People have to sit far away from the projector and be able to read what's on the screen, if your text doesn't look good in 720x480 they're probably not going to be able to read it anyway.

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  56. Unprepared for success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Download our movie now!

    Apologies. High demand has temporarily taken our content server down. Movies are offline for the moment. They will be back up shortly. Thanks for your patience

    Obviously it doesn't help their web server.

    Whoever shilled them to get the story on slashdot should give the money back.

  57. What's next? by nightgrave · · Score: 0

    What's Next? 3D-Accelerated Word Processing! Watch the words glow as you type them! Every time you misspell a word, clippy practically pops out of the screen and your entire screen is filled with a box saying "You've misspelled 'foo'" along with vegas style lighting!

  58. 28 pages? by douthat · · Score: 2, Funny
    you can purchase his whole essay here.
    28 pages is a bit hefty.
    Where can I find the executive summary?



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    1. Re:28 pages? by j7953 · · Score: 2, Funny
      28 pages is a bit hefty. Where can I find the executive summary?

      "The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint" Presented in the Form of a PowerPoint Presentation

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  59. Quartz Extreme by ethank · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just the same thing Apple's Quartz Extreme already does? Using the GPU to perform realtime effects is an Apple thing since Jaguar, and Keynote (presentation app) uses the API hooks to do its transitions. Tiger will have more hooks with Core Video. Apple Motion also does realtime effects using the GPU.

    1. Re:Quartz Extreme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess: ten years ago every other comment you made about computers contained an explanation of the merits of RISC processors. . .

  60. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN - TROLLS ON CRACK by puddpunk · · Score: 1

    errr, isn't that what references are for? When a guy refers a book to someone else he shouldn't get a reference for it? Ok....

  61. Old news and misleading title by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Office already has hardware accelerated PowerPoint, as of, I think it was, Office XP. This lead to silky smooth fades and transitions.

    As for OfficeFX, ATI has been giving away free copies for bloody ages: http://ati.com/buy/promotions/officefx/index.html

  62. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by randyest · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No, he didn't, and neither did the mod who rated him +1 informative.

    I've downloaded and installed the demo. It is a plugin to powerpoint only. It will neither install nor work in any capacity without powerpoint.

    And it makes pretty animated 3d backgrounds, and makes everything do crazy spinning in 3d when you click on it. Right click and drag the screen, and the whole page can be twisted about in 3D, even flipping it around 180 degrees so you see the "back" of the text.

    Very useful when presenting new world domination plans to the molemen who, of course, read everything from the back side.

    Click on a line of text and all the letters spin independantly, with the first letters spinning first, then the next, etc. They even continue to spin while you right-click and spin the whole page into reverse-view, so you can see individually spinning letters from behind. Now if that doesn't add power to your point I don't know what will ;)

    But they still don't antialias the fucking fonts and you can still see the pixels. Sad. Like the moronic mod who modded that moron +1 informative.

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  63. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by plaa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My chief complaint about Powerpoint has always been that while I sit here with a computer capable of rendering Lord of the Rings-style special effects, when I do a presentation it looks like build-your-own-greeting-card software circa 1996. There's just no excuse for it. it's not that hard to make things look nice instead of like crap.

    What I've always wondered is why Word, having been in "development" for around a decade, still by default makes articles that look like crap compared to TeX/Latex, which has been around since 1985!

    Yeah, you can say that Word makes a decent job at the typesetting if you haven't compared them much. But after reading a few articles in default Latex typesetting, an article in default Word typesetting is pure horror to your eyes. The text just pops out of an article collection, and not for its benefit.

    What many people don't realize is that typesetting is not just about putting words one after another in a line. As Wikipedia says: "Typesetting involves the presentation of textual material in an aesthetic form on paper or some other media" (emphasis mine). Word simply hasn't got a clue when it comes to aesthetics.

    A good example is line justification: Word (as far as I can tell) simply crams as many words on a line as possible (and most often even hyphenation isn't on, though this can arguably be blamed on the user). The extra space is put equally between the words and the last line of a paragraph is never justified. Latex, on the other hand, tries to find line breaks which look good on a whole, avoids hyphenating when not needed, adds more space after punctuation marks, and justifies the last line of the paragraph if it's almost as wide as the paragraph. Also for instance a consecutive f and i are combined into a ligature. Simply put: it looks better.

    The total is a sum of many small things, that Word just doesn't even try to handle (at least by default, I doubt at all). I'm not saying that I know much about typography, but I sure can tell what looks good and what doesn't, and it sure as hell isn't rocket science.

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  64. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by feldsteins · · Score: 1

    Nope! I'm a dumbass.

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  65. So.... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    ... when's it being done for OpenOffice?

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  66. Live speaker speaks out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many slashdotters know me online & in person: I speak at conferences & conventions. Gave about 20 paid talks in the past couple years.

    But I'm free for a good audience. And I often volunteer to teach at high schools and colleges.

    I've never used Powerpoint. Never will.

    Powerpoint diverts the eyes of my audience. Steals their attention. Robs me of the joy of connecting with a listener.

    And Powerpoint bores the audience. When was the last time you walked out of a meeting saying, "Wow, I really liked that pie chart!"

    When I teach, I want to reach my students' heads, hearts, and hands. This means real physics - not simulations on a videoscreen. You're tightrope walking without a net - they see every goof: Once we measured c to be 2.3 x 10E8 m/sec. Another time, we misconnected the scintillator and measured the muon lifetime to be 5 microseconds (helluva a time dilation!).

    Why are you behind the podium? To inform? Excite? Develop commitment, zeal, or curiosity? To get 'em to buy your product? Which do you want them to remember: special effects or your message? Pre-canned Powerpoint and animated Office FX clipart are three yawns better than an instructional videotape.

    As Powerpoint undercuts public speaking, the natural result is that good speakers are in greater demand.

    So go ahead and use Powerpoint - it's a great way to give a mediocre talk. You're making my job easier.

    1. Re:Live speaker speaks out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contradictions abound in your comments, not the least is you've posted (like me) as Anonymous Coward.

      But that aside PowerPoint does not on its own steal the attention of the audience nor by default is it boring. It is simply a visual aid, the like that has been used since man figured out that pictures and written words help to convey a message.

      Untrained speakers are boring. Self absorbed speakers are boring. Useless information is boring.

      I'll be the first to say, it doesn't matter how nice of a bow you put on the gift wrapped box of horse shit, it still is what it is but saying a tool like PowerPoint mandates a mediocre presentation isn't no more valid than saying CAD causes crappy cars to be made.

      I'm curious, when you teach, do you not use any visual aids?

  67. RE: PowerPoint Cognitive Style as PP Presentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • Beautiful
    • Helpful
    • Succinct
    • Inexpensive
    • Deliciously Ironic
  68. An interesting tidbit by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    There are a few LaTeX packages designed to make creating PDF slideshow presentations easy.

    Some of the examples I've seen are significantly better than PP, especially for engineering presentations. (Anything with formulas and graphs...)

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  69. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

    I've downloaded and installed the demo. It is a plugin to powerpoint only.

    Furthermore, it only works with the Windows version of PowerPoint. So it's very limited.

  70. The big Monty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do the people who make Powerpoint presentations honetly think the sweeps and other effects look good? Because I've seen many presenters getting embarassed about the letter flying around the screen when they're trying to make a point."

    They are handy when you're making a presentation in front of the Monty Python society.

  71. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I downloaded the free trial version and found a preferences section in OfficeFX where you can turn on anti-aliasing. Now the text looks great!

  72. Not a very high-quality product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone notice that many of their demos are really just the DirectX SDK samles? This looks to me more like "glueing" together DirectX and some PowerPoint control and calling it "18 months ahead of the hardware". Anyone who's tried OpenGL or DirectX can get the same effects (without the powerpoint on top) in a couple hundred lines of code.

  73. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are unclear on the basic concepts involved. A word processor is not a typesetting program, nor vice-versa.

    While you're at it, please stop trying to open your mail with a screwdriver.

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  74. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  75. Metacreations did something like this years ago... by ubrkl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone remember Office Advantage from Metacreations? It was back when Metacreations hadn't sold all of its products.

    As I recall, it offered a much better engine for rendering powerpoint slides, complete with drop shadows and improved anti-aliasing (bascially the look that Metacreations was famous for in its interfaces). As well as that, it added a heap of new transitions, like pond rippling between slides (I know sounds dicky, but the ripple was done at 25fps, so it looked really nice).

    That was the single best thing I could use to make Powerpoint look instantly better.

  76. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

    Limited to Windows and Office users, now that is a limitation I'd like to have on my customer base.

    Oh wait, I'd like to have a product that is limited to Linux and OpenOffice.org, imagine the millions of customers then...

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  77. Here's a better link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  78. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS word has been around since before 1985....

  79. Make those presentations look real good by craXORjack · · Score: 1
    ...upgrading your display hardware so you can do a POWER POINT presentation of all things. Especially true if you're the one stuck with the duty of making them look good.

    I always make powerpoint presentations look great on my 3GHz machine with 512MB of ram. I make sure to use the highest resolution possible for video and 24 bit bmp files and useless wav files that play at each transition. Then when my boss gives the presentation on his two year old laptop he looks like an idiot. It doesn't get any better than that!

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    1. Re:Make those presentations look real good by nevets · · Score: 1

      So you're the reason why my boss always insists on having a bigger machine than me. While all he does is powerpoint, and I'm doing kernel compiles! :-)

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  80. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Notepad is not Word is not QuarkXPress. You can complain that Quark doesn't have a spellchecker and you can't set anything on a page in a predictable manner in word and that Notepad doesn't have any image options until the cows come home as far as I'm concerned. I use text files out of notepad like postit notes, type up papers in word and use quark to make nifty looking posters and so forth. Although all the before mentioned programs deal with text, each is very different and the three should never come together in one app.

  81. Great, now there will onlybe a dozen cool preso's. by macz · · Score: 1

    It looked like there were only a dozen or so templates. I know from experience that creating the 3D models to spin around that are also scale replica's of your product is a pain in the puck...
    So even if you can change the base colors, contrast, and brightness on all of the motion elements, you will end up with some really great looking presentations, which look just like everyone else's who uses this tool.
    So you end up being unique... just like everyone else.

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  82. Heh by ambrosine10 · · Score: 1

    I just watched the demo. Is it just me or did you find the "no-frills" presentation much easier to follow than the one with the idiotic 3D gears flying around? I'd take the simple, clear presentation any day.

  83. Are you serious? (was Re: So many critics....) by Canthros · · Score: 1

    That's all well and good if the movie is being written by people who know how to write, shot by people understand the camera in cinematography, acted by skilled actors, and just generally produced by trained professionals with a dedication to their craft and the skill to back it up.

    I've sat through hundreds of Powerpoint presentations, most of them put on by people who were both dedicated to their craft and skilled in its practice, but with one intrinsic flaw: in not a single case was their craft the art of presentation or speaking. They were college professors (who are often excellent instructors, teachers, and quite knowledgeable about their subject, but not always excellent speakers) and middle managers, students and co-workers.

    These are not people telling grand epics of breathtaking proportion to an audience yearning to be entertained and enthralled by their visual aids. Powerpoint easily affords and even encourages a lousy style of presentation and communication, by distracting the audience, by over-regimenting the content, and by substituting form for substance.

    Flashiness is nice, and there are contexts where I'm sure it's appropriate (e. g. advertising). However, I don't go in to corporate meetings, and I didn't attend college lectures, so that I can, or could, be spun the charming tale of a manager and his pet project, or to have a textbook chapter split up into small bits. For the former, the public library or the nearest bookstore will have vastly more and more interesting material for the purposes of entertaining, and for the latter, I purchased the textbook once, I need not spend an hour being read off a screen what I can read off a page in the same time.

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  84. Garnish by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    I'm all for clear, succinct presentations but if you need to go this far with dressing up presentations then:

    1. You probably have little of interest to say in your presentation

    2. You do not have enough to do at work because of the time it would need to create these presentations. 3. You wear a suit, like buzzwords and probably sell things.

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  85. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by plaa · · Score: 1

    Notepad is not Word is not QuarkXPress.

    Of course there are different tools for different needs, but Word and Latex are meant to fulfill the same need - making articles, reports, books etc. They work with different design principles - Word is WYSIWYG, while in Latex you type the content and Latex formats it - but they're designed for the same thing. And when writing something, Latex simply makes it better looking.

    Sure, there are problems with Latex, it doesn't interoperate as seamlessly(?) with other apps, and in some rare cases it can be a pain when Latex decides to place something stupidly, but on the whole, the outcome is much better looking that with Word.

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  86. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Line justification (outside of newspaper style narrow columns) is ugly and unreadable. Don't use it anywhere else unless misguided publishers absolutely require it.

  87. Re:PP looks like crap - no vid card can change tha by randyest · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I wonder why that's not on by default? If you've got the vidcard to handle 3d lighting efftcts, etc., you can certainly handle anti-aliasing.

    And it looks like crap without it.

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