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  1. More meat for the grinder on EU Fines Microsoft $613 Million, Officially · · Score: 1, Informative
    All the wrongs in the world are not, in fact, the fault of President Bush. But the overwhelming majority are :)
    Zeldman wrote some very poigniant thoughts about this very thing:
    Although it is hard for many Americans to understand, between Iraq and Guantanamo Bay, many people in this world are more afraid of the U.S. than they are of terrorists whose objective is to wipe modern civilization off the face of the earth.

    ...

    Taking out bin Laden while leaving nuclear weapons in play [in North Korea] is like firing Michael Eisner and expecting Disneyland to close. One fanatic with a bomb down his pants could take out Manhattan, or London, or Rome. Three fanatics with three bombs could do all three.

    (emphasis mine)
  2. Congrats. on RFID Coming 'Whether You Like It Or Not' · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just met THE Average American---too bad you let him get away. If we'd just locked him in a box in your basement, then that would've solved many of the world's problems...

  3. Re:I hope.... on EU Fines Microsoft $613 Million, Officially · · Score: 1
    Yes, and president Bush is the reason people have to die.
    I thought you people said that President Clinton (the most powerful president, ever) was responsible for Saddam, the economy, terrorism, the lack of jobs, the stock market, lack of affordable health care, Al Qaida, OBL, Israel, the recent bombing in Spain, Shrub's "missing" Alabama NG records, and France.
  4. Values on .mail Domain To Eliminate Spam? · · Score: 1
    ~ before a bad federal law was passed.
    The law is neither evil nor good, therefore it is a misnomer to state that it is a "bad" law.

    I believe the word you are looking for is "poor," as in "it is a poor law."

  5. What a choice on Video-Game Publishers Outsource Development · · Score: 1
    How about having someone who knows what the heck they are doing, rather than a "businessman" (who generally can't tell the difference between a hole in the ground and his butt).

    Think I'm wrong? How many CEOs know what they are doing? Do they know how the product is made, what problems are encountered? No.

    Do they know what challenges their company faces on a fundamental (as opposed to the hazy/theoretical) level? Do they realize that by simply removing useless employees and streamlining their business practices they can save much more than "outsourcing"? They rely on their VPs and Middle Managers to cover up the truth ("Doing great, Boss!!"), while the CEO plays golf and plans the next merger so he can trigger the merger clause in his contract and get paid a few extra million.

    These people are no more qualified to fix our economy than you are.

  6. Re:You should be more scared... on U.S. Prepares to Get Nuked · · Score: 1
    ~got to see The Day After and Threads and Testament on television.
    I remember seeing those as a kid and lying in bed many a night after worrying.

    Of course, now that we're older, jaded, and bitter, try renting those flicks again. Bet you won't make it through the whole thing: ZZZZzzzzzz.

    Honey, wake me up when they get to the part when the people get varporized; after that I'm going to bed.

  7. Re:Oh man on Builder.com Writers Outsourced to India · · Score: 1
    At least they probably won't outsource hollywood actors to India....
    Too late!
  8. Gub'ment 101 on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    Foolish Consistency?

  9. Re:Long overdue FCC! on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 5, Insightful
    God, I hope your children were never exposed to a nipple on TeeVee. It is bad enough that the babies' bottle tops are shaped like them. Someone ought to do something about that.

    Thank you for supporting the Ban on Nipples on TeeVee, but don't you dare try to shut down wholesome things, like when two football players smack together and one of them gets a broken leg or neck. That shit is the bomb! ...and it helps Timmy build character!

  10. Re:Long overdue FCC! on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    How about you actually raise your children instead of using TeeVee to do it, Troll?

  11. Re:Keep the presentation and code SEPARATE, please on PHP 5 RC 1 released · · Score: 1, Interesting
    If you've been involved in any kind of app deployment followed by its maintenance (especially web apps), you'll know that keeping presentation and code separate is extremely desirable. Integration of these two is a weakness, if anything.
    Script kiddie programmers fail to understand this lesson, which is why PHP/MySQL shitsites are a bear to maintain (that, and tryting to normalize these databases is a laughable exercise, at best).

    Hell, just try porting a P/M site to a nice DB so you can push more of the data manipulation functionality to the DB layer where it belongs and you're in for a real tear-jerker. My main frustrations with OSS is that most of the work is done 1) where the work is easier, 2) where most people (unwashed masses) congregate, and 3) with little regard to lessons learned and best practices.

  12. Re:Reminds me of the "Designed by women" Volvo on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1
    The paper tray and toner bay are welded shut; when the printer senses either low toner or paper, it signals the office supply department to send up either a ream or a cart.

    In the event of a paper jam, the printer signals the repair shop, who dispaches a specially-trained technician to clear the jam... so you don have to!

  13. Re:Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? on Congress May Force Revealing of Car Computer Secrets · · Score: 1
    Not to mention that the display is mostly unusable when the #@$# triangle pops up, forcing you to take the car to the dealer if you want to use your radio presets (or, god forbid, change the base/treble). So far, I've had to take the @#$@# thing in 4 times because one sensor was acting up and thought the car failed to start (mostly after "the fact").
    Why not put up some diagnostic info on the screen? "ABS Failure in Braking System", "O2 Sensor clogged", "MG2 - Generator Failure", etc? Maybe even a nice like "star trekky" diagram pointing to the component ~.
    Exactly. You could even display the history of all sensor messages with a timestamp. Hell, why not offer a USB port so we can download the stuff to our laptop for record-keeping purposes?

    Oh, but then we wouldn't want to take the car into the dealer and get a little man-present...

  14. Re:Obligatory M*A*S*H tie-in on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Hawkeye as played by Donald Sutherland in the original movie.

  15. Obligatory M*A*S*H tie-in on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 1
    Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army [Computer] Corps.

    Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

  16. Re:Screw you, government! You pay for the upgrades on FBI Adds to Wiretap Wish List · · Score: 1
    This worked nicely in the United States when protesting "trash rights".
    You're thinking of Portland, OR:
    "Portland's top brass said it was OK to swipe your garbage--so we grabbed theirs."
  17. Re:Agreed, except on one point on O'Keefe Under Fire for Hubble, ISS Decisions · · Score: 1
    . We can't have any government program that disagrees with what the bible says, now can we?
    You best go turn yourself in now, Citizen.
  18. Re:I hope not on Return of the King Coming Sooner to DVD · · Score: 1
    ~ I will probably buy the third extended release ~. Then, when the box set comes out, ~ I will buy it too ~.
    You, sir, are a marketer's wet dream. I guess it makes all those many hours I spent locked up in a room listening to the S&M (that's 'sales and marketing,' but it means the same thing) slugs drone on and on about how they can "suprise and delight" the public with new campaigns worth the lost brain cells.

    You people are paying my salary, but damn, stop hitting the food pellet lever!

  19. Re:Car Talk on Real's Reality · · Score: 1
    Now if only my other favorite NPR show, This American Life, would follow Car Talk's lead...
    The Engines of Our Ingenuity also uses the POS Real Steam. (sigh) If only they'd go to Quicktime or (cough) WMP, then I could get my daily fix, instead of wrestling with real player and its low quality, noisy stream...
  20. Re:I'm confused... on Domain-Name Protest Is Protected Speech · · Score: 1
    I thought usuing the name of a company to criticize said company was perfectly legal

    Tell that to Ford or GM...

  21. Re:Gamma World on Chernobyl...18 Years Later · · Score: 4, Informative

    Someone posted the story and an analysis, too.

  22. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 2, Interesting
    After you save it, do a "recover text" on the file (in word: file, open, file type: recover text), and you'll see all the crap like the last 10 editors of the file, autorecover locations, save locations (server/share/directory), etc.

    All this makes it easy to do "remote network discovery" on some poor sap's company. Oh, and for those IE exploits that rely on a known filename/location, this makes it a snap to "discover" a file location, and then do a little social engineering to get your victem to go to mal.com and click on a link...

    Thank you, Microsoft! What do you want to expose today?

  23. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 2, Informative

    That doesn't work; it brings all the trash along with it.

  24. Re:1/2 post, less than 1% quality on Nearly Half of U.S. 'Net Users Post Content · · Score: 1
    Coming back to the question of "1% quality", for the parents and grand parents it's 100% quality.
    Yeah, until you get into some really sick stuff. "Only on the internet..."
  25. I look forward to seeing you in 20 years on Young Programmer, Stop Advocating Free Software! · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ~ let's fast forward to 2004 and you. All software that you and your father could possibly be interested in has already been written. That's probably not true, but it's hard to think of something, right?
    Um, this guy is an idiot, or at best, criminally ignorant of past software development.

    At least TWENTY years ago, clueless people were saying that "in a few years, programmers will be out of a job, because all the programs will be written." What a load of tripe. Who could've forseen the Gimp, Apache, Tomcat, etc. 20 years ago? What makes you think that you have any idea you know what great new things some people will invent in the next twenty years?