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FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech

The Importance of writes "The FCC has been regulating 'indecent' speech on the airwaves for quite some time, but have been getting a lot more attention recently. For example, during last year's Golden Globe Awards U2's Bono said 'This is really, really f-ing brilliant.' Last October the FCC ruled that was ok. Yesterday, under political pressure, the FCC overruled that decision. However, for the first time, the FCC also ruled that the f-word is not only 'indecent' but also 'profane.' According to this new decision by the FCC, any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.' This is a major step forward (backward?) for FCC censors. My analysis is here."

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  1. may I be the first to say by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

    whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.'

    holy fucking shit ;)

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    1. Re:may I be the first to say by wankledot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, you come along and add religion to the mix on that one, excellent work!

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    2. Re:may I be the first to say by NuTTyGuY · · Score: 0

      "...holy fucking shit ;)"

      what exactly is "holy fucking shit"?? think about that....

    3. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ah you've added religion to the mix! I personally think religious exclamations like "In God We Trust" or "under god" are profane. What if I dont believe in God, or at least your god? Why must I be forced to listen to religious nuts prattle on about God?

      If you take away my ability to say curse words, then I want to take away your ability to say religious words.

    4. Re:may I be the first to say by Damek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred" ... this comment makes total sense. Not only is it a shit (excretion) for fucking (sex), it is also a *holy* shit, and therefore a secred peice of sex-related excrement. To put your winky smily at the end, you are obviouisly treating this sacred poop of copulation with irreverence, and therefore you are being wholly profane. I condemn thee!

    5. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in god we rust

    6. Re:may I be the first to say by nycsubway · · Score: 1

      Holy f-ing shiat is right! G-d dang mother f-ing biatches. Sumbitches. I mean G. D. and Jesus H Christopher, mary and joseph.

      Oh FUDGE!! I've done said a bad word.

    7. Re:may I be the first to say by forrestt · · Score: 1

      Amen brother!!! :)

    8. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better: In God We Thrust

      Totally profane, ain't it?

    9. Re:may I be the first to say by Phillup · · Score: 1

      OK... remember that gay issue and religion?

      Well... guess what role the J guy plays...

      I'll give you a hint... "tis better to give than to receive"

      He isn't on the better side.

      ;-)

      P.S. I bet I could get labeled as profane or indecent without using foul language.

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    10. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred"
      So now the FCC is violating the constitutional seperation of church and state. Way to go. I'd call them a bunch of cock-sucking, mother-fucking piss-ant cunts who don't know shit about fuck-all, with the brains of a tit-mouse, except I don't want to be called profane for using George Carlin's 7 Words You Can Never Say On TV

      Ooops, too late ;-)

    12. Re:may I be the first to say by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 1

      Heh, well at least you actually spelled the words out. The original poster apparently is so afraid of saying "fuck" that he self censored his own post! I mean how can we take his opinion as valid if he submits to the very censorship that he is crusading against!

      Fuck.

    13. Re:may I be the first to say by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Speaking of religion and the FCC...can anyone believe Howard Stern comparing himself to Jesus? I can see it now..."Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and give unto me the lesbians." I know even juvenile morons have a right to free speech, but does he really take himself that seriously?

    14. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative
      So

      Come to think of it, maybe we should get them to ban the whole Bible. It's one big piece of hate literature - "You're going to Hell unless you believe in Jesus!"

      As an atheist, I find this particularly offensive.

      I think agnostics and followers of other religions would agree.

      So, since the air waves are state-controlled, and we have a doctrine of separation of church and state, religious beliefs have no more place on the public airwaves than the ten commandments or a cross or public prayer have in a schoolroom.

    15. Re:may I be the first to say by mcheu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred"

      So now the FCC is violating the constitutional seperation of church and state.

      Not necessarily. Sacred doesn't have to have anything to do with religion. To hold something sacred, it means that it's something that everybody (or at least the official everybody) considers revered and untouchable.

      For example, I think most people would consider free speech to be sacred. Of course, that would mean that the FCC ruling on the matter might be considered profane under the FCC ruling.

    16. Re:may I be the first to say by kimota · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking more along the lines of, and I quote,

      "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits"

      --Kimota!

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    17. Re:may I be the first to say by amembrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, I can believe that Howard Stern is willing to exaggerate the extent to which he is being persecuted for his speech to that level. It's part of something called humor, which is what makes him popular. I do also believe that he is being persecuted, thank you legislation of morality.

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    18. Re:may I be the first to say by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why must I be forced to listen to religious nuts prattle on about God?

      If you do not live in Saudi Arabia, Britanistan, US or any of the like - you do not.

      Saudi is selfexplanatory. So are its lookalikes

      Britain - oh well, what do you expect from a deranged droid which prays together with another deranged droid before delcaring wars on other countries or on scientific education in his own country by restoring creationism.

      US... Hmm... Open methinks the Novermber Issue of 1989 (+/- a few months, too long ago do not remember now) American Atheist and read the interview with George Bush (senior, president at the time). More specifically the section where he says: I trully believe that an atheist cannot be a cittizen of the United States of America .

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    19. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just as bad as listening to the agnostic/athiest nuts prattle on and bitch about other people's beliefs.

      Why must I be forced to listen to you nuts prattle on about how you cant stand hearing about God?

      oh and if you aren't religious then why did you capitalize God? it's a athiest tradition to lowercase it always in defiance of the Jews and Christians...

      Maybe if you stopped bitching and started listening you would understand the world is made up of lots of different people with different beliefs and there are nuts on all sides.

    20. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do not live in Saudi Arabia, Britanistan, US or any of the like - you do not.

      The only religious attitude that might outnumber atheism in Britain is agnosticism. Even the C of E is run mostly by agnostics, with the occasional atheist to broaden their appeal.

      Britain - oh well, what do you expect from a deranged droid which prays together with another deranged droid before delcaring wars on other countries or on scientific education in his own country by restoring creationism.

      Okay, Blair is some sort of Christian but that's newsworthy precisely because it's odd. In America it seems to be considered almost normal.

    21. Re:may I be the first to say by shnives · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What i find disturbing is the fact that people are actually getting paid (ie make work projects) to decide what words we can or cannot use. good thing bono is free from those chains. as far as the fcc goes; fuck the fucking fuckers.. (look up the history fot he word fuck on any p2p for a much better mp3 description of this.) and as far as tv bringing up chilldren, thats been trendy since Neil Postman's AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH. and to those worried about religious profanity, how can a rude word about a god given bodily function br profane? just read voltaire's dialogue betwen a jesuit and a brahmin. in it the brahmin says "everything in this universe is perfect, including your dissatisfaction with it." mebbe he meant the jesuit wasnt getting enough :P

    22. Re:may I be the first to say by cxreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good thing the FCC doesn't rule over the internet

    23. Re:may I be the first to say by squarefish · · Score: 1

      they've been trying, especially anything that has to do with voIP

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    24. Re:may I be the first to say by cxreg · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      In a related issue, Missouri is in the process of banning "sexy" billboards, while they have a large number of others spouting religious propaganda, which I find far more offensive

    25. Re:may I be the first to say by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Even better:

      In Goats we thrust.

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    26. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy fucking shit, Batman!

    27. Re:may I be the first to say by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      So you would agree that one form of nuts(FCC/Gov't) should not censor things against their view point?

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    28. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open methinks the Novermber Issue of 1989

      Who are you, Nicholas Nickleby or something?

    29. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      we should get them to ban the whole Bible. It's one big piece of hate literature - "You're going to Hell unless you believe in Jesus!"

      Funny, I don't remember seeing that in the Bible.

      As an atheist, I find this particularly offensive.

      As a Christian, I find it offensive when atheists like you tell me I'm a credulous moron. But that doesn't mean I think you should be banned from saying that.

      I think . . . followers of other religions would agree.

      What, like Islam (you're going to hell unless you believe in Mohammed), Buddhism (you're going to hell unless you follow the teachings of Buddha), or Satanism (you're going to hell anyway, why not have fun while you're here)?

      You have a right not to listen to religious people. You don't have a right to be protected from hearing them saying things you don't like to hear.

    30. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      If you take away my ability to say curse words, then I want to take away your ability to say religious words.

      Considering that in french, almost every "holy" word is a curse word, this could be funny.

      Trust me, the bablefish doesn't begin to convey the gist of this.

      "Mon hostie de colise de gros tabernac, ciboire, christ, sainte-sacrement de sainte-esprit, segnieur!"

      Literal translation:

      My host of the chalice of the big tabernacle, ciborium, christ, holy sacrement of the holy spirit, lord!

      Actual meaning - something along the lines of:

      My fucking god, what the hell, etc etc etc....
      Please keep in mind that phrases such as "C'est tout fucke" (slashdot eats my html entity for the e-acute - sorry) which is "it's completely fucked" are actually not swearing, because fuck is an anglicism. "Ah, merde!" is swearing, "Ah, shit!" (pronounced more like "sheet") is not :-)
    31. Re:may I be the first to say by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 3, Funny

      For a moment, I thought the article read "FCC are to regulate profound speech", but then I realized we already have such a system.

    32. Re:may I be the first to say by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say that capitalizing God points at him respecting that people believe in a God and not wanting to insult them, but also not wanting to be force fed with their religious talk.

      Whenever I walk through town here, the peopel who try to stop me and have a discussion are without exception trying to push one religion or another, but never did I encounter atheists among them.
      That might be different where you live, but soemhow I doubt it. I somehow believe that esp. more conservative christians in the USA think that seperation of church and state equals atheism.

    33. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What I don't understand is what the FCC has to do with regulating speech?

      Okay, first of all - how can speech be free if there's an agency in charge of regulating it?

      Second, the FCC was created to dish out segments of the broadcasting frequencies and that really isn't an issue anymore... so... I'm really confused why the FCC is now doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with their charter?!

    34. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Guess you never read your bible then.

      Here's just one of many quotes (Taken from here :

      Acts 16:31:
      "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved."
      And here's a whole bunch of quotes for your convenience about Jesus teaching about "unprofitable servants" being cast into the furnace here

      Like I said elsewhere, most so-called Christians haven't read all the bible (I've read it cover to cover over 20 times, and can quote much of it from memory). Funny how they can say they believe the Bible, even though they've never read it.

      When Mother Theresa visited Montreal, she confided that SHE had never read the whole bible to her local handlers either ..

    35. Re:may I be the first to say by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      futhermore, Rhea County (anyone remember that one from history) tried to, get this, ban gays from living in their county.

      they've since taken it back, after 2 days

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    36. Re:may I be the first to say by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Profanity as a word only came into existence as a result of religion. Only one out of the four definitions for "profane" from dictionary.com did not have to do with the word "sacred."

      Funny enough, profanity is really just something that is not religious. The FCC is profane, in this case.

      I think that Washington D.C. is full of idiots.

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    37. Re:may I be the first to say by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget to read the opinion of the SCOTUS in FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (which resulted from the airing of the actual Carlin routine). Just don't read the Court's decision on the air or the FCC will probably come after you (the controversial bits of the routine are in an appendix to the ruling). ;)

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    38. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      You have a right not to listen to religious people. You don't have a right to be protected from hearing them saying things you don't like to hear.
      When they promote hatred against minorities, such as gays and lesbians, what they are doing is not constitutionally-protected speech, any more than shouting "fire" in a crowded movie theatre is.

      Of course, living in Kanuckistan (Ca-na-da!!!), we already have legislation that covers that, and it has been used against one religious group already (Church of the Aryan Nation).

      It's only a matter of time ... remember, the States usually follows Canada's lead about a generation later on social issues (remember the Vietnam war and draft dodgers?)

    39. Re:may I be the first to say by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      fuck you,...you dick sucking fuckard....

      (hmm...funny...but I don't see ANY religious influence in the above statement...in fact I know plenty of atheists who are offended by such language...

      or what, when you or a big mac and fries and the cashier is rude and a prick...do you have to be religious to get offended?

      well...anyways...have a nice weekend you bastard (really it's a compliment...you see, bastard or being fatherless is only an insult if your religious)

      *LOL*

      Sorry, but I had to post this cause I see this argument so often and am just like uh yeah. How about "seperation of state and moms" as they're often the one's most concerned.

      But hey...just cause it doesn't bother you means it shouldn't bother any one else right?

      Actually, if or when you have children I think we should lock em up in a room and just cuss around them...should be a great positive influence. Just what you want your kid to hear.

    40. Re:may I be the first to say by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Mon estit de tabernacle, tu parles francais comme un maudit Quebecois! Saint-ciboire be tabernacle! J'aime bien sacre en francais, personne peut me comprendre!

      Even the word for swear means "sacred", craziness.

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    41. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ah you've added religion to the mix! I personally think religious exclamations like "In God We Trust" or "under god" are profane. What if I dont believe in God, or at least your god? Why must I be forced to listen to religious nuts prattle on about God?

      If you want to be protected from the religious nuts, you could always move to France.

    42. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he doesn't take himself seriously. That's the whole fuckin point.

    43. Re:may I be the first to say by micromoog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? Assuming your answer is no, that's just another degree of "legislation of morality".

      The line will be drawn somewhere. Obscenity/profanity is an enormous gray area, not just a black and white "legislation of morality" issue. Jeez.

    44. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because "God" is the english proper name of the christian god. Convenient bit of propaganda, think microsoft Word vs. word processor. Now lots of ignorant peoplethink MS Word is THE word processor. Similarly, a lot of ignorant people think the christian god (jehovah in hebrew, or "God" in english) is THE god.

    45. Re:may I be the first to say by bonch · · Score: 1

      Britain - oh well, what do you expect from a deranged droid which prays together with another deranged droid before delcaring wars on other countries or on scientific education in his own country by restoring creationism.

      Michael Moore, is that you?

    46. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why don't you move to China or N. Korea then?
      I prefer Canada. More enlightened.
      Also, have you ever watched early morning CSPAN or CSPAN2? You do know that they start (and broadcast on national TV) each session with a prayer of some sort given by a professional clergy member of some faith, right? Do you think this same group of people would ever pass legislation to outlaw what they (blatently) do every day? I don't think so.
      So, just because they are doing something that's banned in schools doesn't make it right.
      BTW, if you want to stay in the US (if you're in the US in the first place), you've got a remote; use it for crying out loud!! This is a free country, if you've got some money, you can even start up your own athiest advocacy cabel and/or broadcast channel, do fund raisers, form stupid talk shows and advocate religous intolerance to your heart's content (so long as it isn't blatently hateful speech). Seriously, get a grip. BTW, I'm somewhat of an agnostic and totally disagree with you if it wasn't obvious by now
      It's the religious groups that are being exposed as intolerant, in not allowing equal rights for people who don't share their world view. Take a look at gay marriage, but make sure you have a biological basis for denying equality to gays and lesbians first (at least read this and do a google to get more facts).

      Religious groups (and the bible) teach that lesbianism and homosexuality are abominations before God, when in fact it turns out that it's pretty much predetermined behaviour, not a "choice". so, how can you condemn someone for sinning if what they are doing is normal for them.

    47. Re:may I be the first to say by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Good thing the FCC doesn't rule over the internet ...but they'd LIKE to.

    48. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *#$% you athiest

    49. Re:may I be the first to say by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Careful there... Buddhism doesn't say anything about a hell, just a way to reach a state of peace with yourself. You should look it up, it's a very wise philosophy. In fact, it may give you new insight into your own beliefs.

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    50. Re:may I be the first to say by Ethernet_Jedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are an aetheist how does it offend you that people say you are going someplace you don't believe in?

    51. Re:may I be the first to say by FauxPasIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some context of this:

      http://www.holysmoke.org/sdhok/aa011.htm

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    52. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, isn't it amazing?

      I've read most of the various religious texts of the biggest religions, and most of the people that follow those religions don't know beans about it, it's history, and whatever. Like you, I've read the bible three times, but I'm I'm agnostic, partly as a result of my study (which was more of a self-finding hoby; I never cease to find this sort of people (ones that preach without even having good knowledge of the subject matter)amusing--but mostly distressing. I find the ones that follow blindly even more distressing.

      Goddamn. I hate hypocrisy.

    53. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't see a difference between the two, then America is worse off than I thought.

    54. Re:may I be the first to say by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Ummmmm...It's a scroll...

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    55. Re:may I be the first to say by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're an atheist you don't believe in hell, so how is that offensive? You might argue that getting swarmed with religious images IS hell, but that's another story.

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    56. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have read the bible many times, in fact I had it shoved down my throat for the first 16 years of my life. Reading a book doesn't mean that you 'know' anything. To know is a very absolute concept, the Bible is full of bullshit, if you 'knew' everything in the Bible as 'true', you would be schizoid.

    57. Re:may I be the first to say by moltar77 · · Score: 1

      Fine then, go on over to Egypt, Nigeria, or parts of the middle east and tell them that you consider "Allah" profane. I think they will be less kind to you there.

      You should be greatful for the fact that religious beliefs can be expressed here, whatever religion you believe in. Fine, you can consider God profane if you wish, but only if you consider any other form of religion profane as well.

    58. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? "

      No, but I think he should be allowed to talk about it.

      I'm sorry you hate free speech so much.

    59. Re:may I be the first to say by October_30th · · Score: 1
      During your life, your actions and beliefs will determine to which 'destiny' you end up

      Are you saying that you can personally, with your actions, change whether you are going to hell or heaven?

      Where does Christ's work fit in here? If there is any chance that you can redeem yourself by your actions, why did JC die on the cross?

      Face it. According to the Bible, God either gives you faith and you're saved, or he doesn't give you faith and you're damned. If there's a god, predestination is the name of the game. He sees our entire trajectory in the timespace and, since he set up the initial conditions, he has already determined who's going to end up in his "bad guys" and "good guys" column.

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    60. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But then you would know all this if you in fact had ever read the Bible.
      Red the bible. More than 20 times. Went to seminary, too. So, I know what it says, in english, french, greek and (a bit of) hebrew). Can you say the same? Truthfully?

      The Bible is full of fallacies, one being that gays and lesbians are doing something that is an abomination before god, when in fact what they are doing is within the norms of human behaviour, and pretty much pre-determined before birth. Get some facts about human development, and you'll see that the Bible is wrong.

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic.

      The hatred aspect comes in when Bible-thumpers, relying on inaccurate "scripture" rather than science and common-sense, say that other people's lifestyles are offensive, and that unless they "repent", they are going to hell.

      Repent - to turn away from something, to regret having done something, to repudiate something. Why should gays and lesbians regret or repudiate that which is within the range of normal behaviour in most mammals?

      Get over it - the Bible is superstitious junk, hate literature at its' most purile because of the many levels it works on, and filled with so much pornography that children shouldn't be allowed access to it.

      When God commands that all the men, and every male child over a certain age, be killed, and that the women be taken as slaves, this is sick stuff.

      When God commands that believers may not marry non-believers, it is the God-fearing who are intolerant, not the non-believers.

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      When God condemns Adam and Eve for disobeying him (even though, not having yet eaten of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they don't have the capacity to understand what disobedience is, never mind what good and evil are), God is indulging in a form of entrapment that us lesser beings would object to. In short, he's an ass.

      So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability. Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice? Did you choose YOUR sexual preference? Or did you just one day discover that members of the opposite sex were no longer "icky" but "mmm- nice!" ? So, if you didn't choose your sexual orientation and gender, who are you to condemn others who didn't either?

      I not only don't condemn them - I wholeheartedly support them. Why? Because giving others equal rights enhances all of us as human beings.It's a win-win situation. Whereas depriving others of equal rights degrades us all.

      And those who seek to deprive others of their rights in the name of God deserve to be shown for the ignorant fools they are.

      So, flame away, but stuff the "you must believe or you will go to hell" stuff. It's coercive hate literature at its' worst.

    61. Re:may I be the first to say by fcheslack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm told this is why the framers of the declaration of independence and the constitution used a lower case g for god. It is not "God" but a generic "god" Then again, maybe there was just a guy named Jesus that everyone trusted. (read with spanish pronunciation)

    62. Re:may I be the first to say by LynchMan · · Score: 1

      I personally think religious exclamations like "In God We Trust" or "under god" are profane.

      Here, Here. I completely agree with you. I personally feel that the phrase "God Bless America" is the most un-American statement you could make. Yet all these clueless fools (including the ones running the show) seem hell-bent on using it every chance they get.

      God Bless America? No thanks, I'd rather he/she/it/whatever didn't.

    63. Re:may I be the first to say by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      jehovah in hebrew

      IIRC, in Hebrew, it is four consonants, and the devout Hebrews do some sort of quick motion pattern (I forget what it is) every time they have to say it out of respect for the name. I think a devout person adding vowels to the name is considered a no-no, the consonants are sounded out one at a time.

    64. Re:may I be the first to say by Eggplant62 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? Assuming your answer is no, that's just another degree of "legislation of morality".


      Right, as if that happened. This country needs to grow the fuck up. I'm certainly not a baby, the on/off switch and tuner knobs work on my radio/tv, and I certainly remember how to work them when I find content I consider disturbing. You figure that children aren't listening to his show as they should all either be under a parent's supervision or at school during his program.

      You give these government assholes an inch, and they take a mile. Our basic freedoms are being eroded here and you're complaining about a hypothetical event. Howard has never waved his genitals in front of children and you're an idiot for saying such.
    65. Re:may I be the first to say by aukaru · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think that Washington D.C. is full of idiots

      I know Washington DC is full of idiots. What will it take to make you a true believer?

    66. Re:may I be the first to say by LordLucless · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree with both the grandparent and you.

      The perspective the Bible takes on hell isn't punishment. Hell is not so much a punishment as it is a natural consequence - you've had a lifetime to choose wether you want God or not, righty-o, fair enough, welcome to a life where the goodness of God is totally absent. The Bible's perspective is "You're all heading right for Hell, here's a life buoy, grab it quick, and hold on tight."

      Also take note of the passage where Paul says that "it is by grace you have been saved, through faith, and this is not of yourself, it is a gift from God." (Ephesians 2:5, I think). Christians shouldn't be arrogant about the fact that they've been saved, because they know they don't deserve it.

      I'm not sure what the relevenace of half of those verses are to your argument; I didn't look all of them up, but the Acts 5 passage at least is talking about some of the leaders of the Jews, not Christians.

      If you're thinking of the same passage I am when you talk of unprofitable servants being punished, the parable of the talents(Matthew 25), then that is talking exclusively about Christians. The same as the passage that talks about the branches of the vine that bear no fruit being cut off.

      What the first passage is saying, is that everyone has been given gifts from God, and that Christians are supposed to use those gifts in God's service. There's nothing there about punishing non-Christians. The second one is talking about how, as a Christian, you should bear Christian fruit. If you call yourself a Christian, but your actions speak to the contrary, then something's wrong, and you'd better take a good look at your relationship with God.

      To be honest, I've never read the Bible cover-to-cover, straight through either, but I've read every book at one time or another. Although I admit, I think I skimmed through quite a few genealogies and lists of stuff taken from exile.

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    67. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      If jorkapp were a programmer, he'd put parens around his printf :-)

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    68. Re:may I be the first to say by plugger · · Score: 1

      I was always taught that the ancient Jews became superstitious about pronouncing the name, so the pronunciation was forgotten. The hebrew text was just written as consonants, people filled in the vowel sounds themselves when reading.

    69. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Mais au moins j'suis pas un Bougon :-)

      Les Bougon is one of the funniest shows around.

    70. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homosexuality is an abomination. Jesus died to save our sins and make it unnecessary for us to follow any of the Levitical and Exodus laws, except that one.

      Christianity has such arbitrary morality that I believe that it cannot be used, at all, as a method of determining right and wrong. It provides the ultimate loophole for all so-called sin by belief in a claim that a human being claimed to be a god that cannot be substantiated outside of it's own text. All of the original laws are subject to arbitration at the hands of those in power. Homosexuality is a sin, my ass, you clean shaven bacon cheese burger eating Saturday working tattooed ear pierced pants wearing hypo-fucking-crit*.

      * Not directed towards parent poster, just random rant.

    71. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Actually, if or when you have children I think we should lock em up in a room and just cuss around them...should be a great positive influence. Just what you want your kid to hear.
      I have 2 daughters.

      I never said a swear word before my 17th birthday, and I was glad that they were not as inhibited as I was at their age.

      There's a point where words enter the common vernacular and lose their ability to shock. Remember, a few generations ago, "damn" and "hell" were swear words not said in polite company (except by the preacher in church).

    72. Re:may I be the first to say by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      My God told me that's what he sees when he kicks the living crap out of your God.

      Which He says he can do, and I quote "Everyday, and twice on, your choice, a) Sunday, b) Saturday, c) Friday."

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      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    73. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      e testing alt code yea it looks like slash dot eats it

      e testing unicode yea slashdot eats that too

    74. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      It's not what they say - it's the intent behind it.

      It's the same as in law - the actus reus (the "guilty act") must be accompanied by mens reus (the "guilty mind").

      I also find it offensive that they use God to justify discriminating against people who are only doing what is natural for them see here - your comments are welcom, of course.

    75. Re:may I be the first to say by sysopd · · Score: 1
      When they promote hatred against minorities, such as gays and lesbians, what they are doing is not constitutionally-protected speech, any more than shouting "fire" in a crowded movie theatre is.

      WTF are you talking about? So-called "hate-speech" IS protected under the first amendment in the US. Most all speech is covered, including bomb-making instructions, paedophilia handbooks, etc. The oft-referred to "fire in a crowded theatre" example is almost cliche and ill-fitting. If we were talking about threatening speech, your point would be valid. Saying "I hate you" is constitutionally covered speech, but saying "I hate you and will slit your throat with a dull rusty butter knife" is threatening.

      I myself do not approve of promoting hatred towards any such group, but I sure as hell support the rights of anyone to hate/dislike/loathe anyone or group of people they want. However, I generally think said people are misinformed, shallow, or otherwise inept.

    76. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn straight, I mean what about those of us who believe in Cthulu as the one true god? :)

    77. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is quite possibly one of the most lucid, eloquent, insightful posts I've ever read on Slashdot. Thank you, good sir!

    78. Re:may I be the first to say by Epistax · · Score: 1

      You take the more assertive way. I just refer to Christianity as mythology. Iinstead of being strongly offended and starting an argument, those around me just die a little inside. It's far more rewarding.

    79. Re:may I be the first to say by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? Assuming your answer is no, that's just another degree of "legislation of morality".

      Bigbigbigbig difference, that's public indecency, and there's no way around it. Sure you can say "Well the kid can turn his head!" but even if he turns his head he knows that there's some dude with his nuts out behind him, which is just as bad.

      With censorship on the radio it's as easy as "Change the station" Sure, you know he's still talking shit, but he's not in your immediate area. I agree with another poster who mentioned that we need to grow the fuck up, seriously. We've got Stern and Leykis that I personally listen to, and i'll be the first to admit that they're not for everyone, and that they'll shock the hell out of and offend a lot of people, but to those people I say, "Change the fucking station" Don't go out of your way to listen to something just to be able to bitch about it. If you like it, listen to it, if you don't like it, don't listen to it, but stop trying to push your morals on me. So you don't like cussing, you don't like sexual discussions, how many radio stations and TV stations do you have? On basic cable i've got at least 150 stations, if I don't like something that's on one of them, I think I can probably find something to pass my time on the other 149, same goes for radio. I'm sorry for the rant, but i'm so godamned sick of people trying to tell me what I can and can't hear on the radio or see on TV.

      Sure, you need some limits, don't allow them to swear, don't allow them to show a tit, don't allow them to show sexual situations, but jesus, don't try to turn every station into TBN (or your other local church station)

      -matt

    80. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Come on, now. It is a really simple premous:
      it's "premise", not "premous" :-)
      Your 'spirit' is eternal, like it or not
      your first premise has not been proven (that we have a spirit, and that it is eternal (which are actually 2 suppositions that have not been proven)
      You ultimately have two possible destinies: either end up in heaven or end up in hell (or end up in pergatory then one or the other)
      . you mention purgatory, a word that is not in the bible, so, again, this shows how most "christians" don't even know what the book they say they believe in even says.
      During your life, your actions and beliefs will determine to which 'destiny' you end up

      the bible teaches that it is solely by god's grace, not our actions, that determine where we end up.

      Unfortunately, it also teaches that your actions demonstrate you are a believer, so without actions to back them up, you fail it. So then it is not solely up to god. And since it's not solely up to god, then it can't be by god's grace. What a load of contradictions.

      So, since we all want a happy destiny, do what this book describes to get there
      why should I have to conform, or advocate others to conform, to a book that is so flawed?
      Make a few predictions so that people believe that this book is the word of god
      the predictions just never seem to pan out the way they were supposed to. People have been predicting the end of the world for thousands of years.
      The end
      Good!

      So what, exactly, is hateful about that?
      If you can convince someone that heaven exists, and then you tell them, "You homosexual/lesbian/transexual, what you are doing is abominable in God's sight, you cannot enter into heaven unless you change!" you are being exceptionally cruel. How is that not hateful?

      Telling them that they must believe in a god that forbids them from marrying non-believers is also cruel.

      Telling them that they must accept a god that, in his "holy scripture", includes graphic descriptions of God's people committing murder, adultery, theft, false swearing, deceit, and GENOCIDE against other tribes is really sick.

      How is this NOT promoting hatred?

    81. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, where does it say in the bible that you are born with or without faith? A very similar statement would be true for Hindus (you're either born as one or have to wait until next time), but not Christianity (unless you believe in the original interpretation taught by Martin Luther and its direct decendants; I've read his papers "A Discourse on Free Will" and think that his interpratation was REALLY reaching and almost completely without merit -- I don't know of any modern Christian denomination that still holds this view although I'm hardly a scholar on this subject). I clearly said "actions AND beliefs." I suppose this is still debatable, but that is the common view. I didn't provide an exhaustive list, just the part that is most relevant (technically, of course Christians believe that the sacrifice of Christ is a necessary part as well).

    82. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I've replied to this concern in another post, but I'll give you the short form:

      It's not the words, it's the intent behind the words, that is offensive.

    83. Re:may I be the first to say by pugh · · Score: 1

      Bush's cretinous outpourings may be taken seriously in the US but Blair's toadying is treated with a healthy degree of scepticism in the UK. I'm an atheist myself and as a UK citizen, I reserve my right to call you a goddamned fucking arsehole with impunity.

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    84. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red (sic) the bible. More than 20 times. Went to seminary, too.

      A little while later you say....

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth

      You must have failed at the seminary since you exposed your complete ignorance and yet the moderators rate you +5.

      In addition you are trying to judge an ancient book by modern day PC standards using loaded phrases such as "hate literature".

    85. Re:may I be the first to say by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, Britain isn't a particularly religious or censorious nation. We used to be, but from the 1960s to the 1990s, we became more liberal. The Church of England may have a link to the state, but it's generally quite a liberal church.

      If Janet Jackson had pulled her little stunt here, people would have thought it interesting for like 5 minutes, maybe even a bit sad. There certainly wouldn't have been questions in the house.

      We produced TV series like Queer as Folk, The Singing Detective and The Buddha of Suburbia. Basically, you can't show erections on TV, penetrative sex or details of female genitalia. The word "cunt" is considered pretty dangerous territory. But that's about it.

      Saying that, I think Blair might send us in your direction if we're not careful.

    86. Re:may I be the first to say by k_head · · Score: 1

      If you think that suitability to children is the only or the most important criterea for public discourse then you are a poo poo head.

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    87. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      In Canada hate speech is a criminal code offense.

      Now, as for hate speech being covered, it's not covered when it incites people to actions against other people.

      We've seen too many minorities persecuted "in teh name of God" to allow this to continue.

    88. Re:may I be the first to say by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why don't you move to China or N. Korea then? They very rigorously inforce these rules there. Nothing above the state after all, n'est pas? France might be up your alley too, but they aren't quite as disciplined as the other nations yet, but they're getting there.

      Of course. Better our leaders do anything they want in the 'name of God', rather than being accountable to the public. The original poster didn't say, "Gee, I want to move to a totalitarian country!", he said, "I'm fucking tired of all of these religious wackos pushing their views on me!"

      Big difference. Yet, I'd say 90% of the time someone complains about the growing problem with religion in the US, they are told to go to China. Then again, this is consistent with my experiences in dealing with rabid Christians -- they're nice only to people just like them, and want everyone else dead. Anyone who disagrees with the way Americans do things should get the hell out.

      BTW, if you want to stay in the US (if you're in the US in the first place), you've got a remote; use it for crying out loud!!

      Can't use a remote to change judicial proceedings where you are forced to 'swear in' on a Bible. Can't use a remote to stop hate crimes against the non-religious. Can't use a remote to keep our government from throwing science out of schools in favor of old sheepherder fairy-tales.

      This is a free country.

      Tell that to a black man living in Alabama today. Tell that to the gays living in the bible belt who can't come out for fear of being beaten to death. Tell that to the 'war criminals' being held in secret because they had the wrong headgear.

      if you've got some money, you can even start up your own athiest advocacy cabel and/or broadcast channel, do fund raisers, form stupid talk shows and advocate religous intolerance to your heart's content

      There are atheist advocacy groups, only they don't get the same protection under the law as religious advocacy groups. They also don't get the favoritism shown towards religious groups; you'll find bible clubs in many high schools, but many 'alternative religion' or freethinker clubs aren't allowed because they're 'religious'.

      (so long as it isn't blatently hateful speech). ...but Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell can blame atheists for 9/11. TV Christians can scream at us and tell us we're going to hell. Our own leaders can tell us we don't deserve to be citizens because we don't buy the Buy-Bull(tm).

      Seriously, get a grip. BTW, I'm somewhat of an agnostic and totally disagree with you if it wasn't obvious by now.

      You're also apparently living in a cave. The parent poster has some very valid points, and some of us non-religious types are very fucking scared about the way our country is turning. Being an atheist outside of a few select areas is, in the US, a dangerous thing, and that goes tenfold if you're at all vocal.

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    89. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice straw man. You set up the "Bible condemns homosexual tendencies" straw man quite well. Unfortunately, the Bible does not condemn homosexual tendencies. It condemns homosexual actions.

      Tendency and desires do not control action; rather, our own individual choices control our actions. Most men are born with the natural tendency toward violence. Yet society expects us to curb this tendency (unless we're playing hockey) and nobody is decrying how the violent people of the world are being repressed because "it's genetic."

      Most males are predisposed mate with random enthusiasm once they reach puberty. Yet society expects monogamy and while winking at infidelity condemns bigamy (so it's okay to have one wife and ten mistresses, but not okay to have two wives and no mistresses? Why?).

      Again, the impulses are there... but we have this lovely little thing called "choice" (or "free will" or whatever) that allows us to choose to act - or not to act - on our impulses. In humans, we do not expect "stimulus-response" but rather "stimulus-thought/choice-response" - our entire legal system is predicated on the "thought/choice" step rather than the "response" step (which is why manslaughter is treated differently than murder 1, for instance; the response is the same but the thought/choice step is different).

      Whether or not homosexual *tendencies* and *attractions* are genetic, the fact remains that homosexual *acts* are the result of choices. It is disingenuous to criticize a murderer or a rapist (who is after all only acting as dictated by his natural tendencies) while failing to cede to others - even if they are religious - the right to criticize certain acts they choose to.

      Most conservative religions of which I am aware do not say that homosexual feelings are a sin/crime. Rather, they teach that ACTING on those feelings - homosexual ACTS are a sin/crime. There's a big difference there.

      You just want to rant in order to show your "superiority" over the "poor fools" who believe in the Bible. And yet you resort to a straw man argument.

      Let's address the real issue here... were does "good" and "evil" lie? Are "desires" or "tendencies" be bad/evil in and of themselves or are the acts they give rise to bad/evil in and of themselves? How does one determine on an absolute scale what is bad/evil (in desires and/or acts)?

      If acting on tendencies is natural, do you support punishment of murderers/rapists/bigamists? If you do support it, why the hypocrisy in your viewpoint where acting on certain desires is "bad" but acting others is "not bad"? If you don't think acting on tendencies is natural, why bring the tendencies of gays into the argument in the first place?

      BTW, I will not accept any argument that appeals to your own morality/brains/etc. as I do not believe you are any better qualified to judge than "God" to determine what is absolutely "good" or "evil" (heck, you don't even claim omniscience or infinite wisdom like God does).

      Quit hitting the straw man and try attacking the REAL argument.

    90. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't Holy shit be sacred rather than profane?

    91. Re:may I be the first to say by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      Theist agnostics or atheist agnostics?

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    92. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Red the bible. More than 20 times. Went to seminary, too. So, I know what it says, in english, french, greek and (a bit of) hebrew). Can you say the same? Truthfully?"

      Really? WOW! But, we will see in a second if that is true.

      "The Bible is full of fallacies, one being that gays and lesbians are doing something that is an abomination before god, when in fact what they are doing is within the norms of human behaviour, and pretty much pre-determined before birth. Get some facts about human development, and you'll see that the Bible is wrong."

      So, you are god now? uh huh....

      Side note: something being "natural" doesn't make it moral. Think about it.

      "Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic."

      Ok, yep, you were lying. You don't know what you are talking about. Jesus never read, saw or wrote any part of the bible. Now, his disciples.....

      "When God commands that all the men, and every male child over a certain age, be killed, and that the women be taken as slaves, this is sick stuff."

      So you are now the authority on moral behavior? Fascinating.

      BTW. One cannot have moral standards without a higher power...think about that as well.

      "So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability. Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice? Did you choose YOUR sexual preference? Or did you just one day discover that members of the opposite sex were no longer "icky" but "mmm- nice!" ? So, if you didn't choose your sexual orientation and gender, who are you to condemn others who didn't either?"

      Wow...thanks for conclusively proving the point of you just being an ignorant troll. PHEW! For a second there I thought you might have actually read the bible. Turns out, you didn't. Or if you did...it was just to try and prove it wrong...which you can't...just a thought.

    93. Re:may I be the first to say by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      There's a grammar to the vowels actually. There's also an annotation scheme for this.

      "Jehovah" is a mistranslation. Some of those annotation marks became short hand for "don't speak this" rather than being the proper annotation marks.

      This tripped up non-Jew translators.

      This is a fun thing to bring up to JWs.
      That and the fact that they're not supposed to say "Jehovah".

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    94. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth

      You must have failed at the seminary since you exposed your complete ignorance and yet the moderators rate you +5.
      well, guess you don't recall where Jesus said "Not one jot or tittle of the law (the old testament) shall pass away until all is accomplished."

      In addition you are trying to judge an ancient book by modern day PC standards using loaded phrases such as "hate literature".
      Okay, I'll use a more accurate phrase - genocide. The bible teachs that God commanded the israelites to kill several opposing tribes.
    95. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Nice straw man. You set up the "Bible condemns homosexual tendencies" straw man quite well. Unfortunately, the Bible does not condemn homosexual tendencies. It condemns homosexual actions.
      No better "authority" than Jesus said that the thought is as bad as the sin itself. The man who commits adultery in his mind (as Jesus put it) is guilty of adultery.

      So, is it just straight people who are condemned for unholy thoughts, and gays and lesbians have a free ride?

      So, I guess lust (since it's just a thought, not an action) is not a sin?

      And, according to your criteria, neither is greed, since that's also a state of mind.

      Talk about a major theological shift!!!

    96. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's "premise", not "premous" :-)

      I know. I realized it right after clicking 'submit.' At least I posted A/C :).

      I wasn't trying to convince you that the bible is telling the truth, just a very basic description of what it is talking about. I only added the purgatory part because I could imagine you saying "well, Catholics would offer a 3rd possibility: purgatory..." Since I have never read the additional books that Catholics add to the bible, I didn't know whether there was any reference to purgatory or not. Does their version also not refer to purgatory? I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't considering how much extra stuff they've added that aren't mentioned anywhere in any of the biblical books, but that's a topic for another thread. Personally I think purgatory is a silly idea, even in theory.

      Lets substitute 'moon' for 'heaven'. If I went around telling people that you won't get to go to the moon unless you believe that my great uncle is a member of some sort of tri-god, you'd look at me like I'm nuts and laugh about it later. That doesn't seem like hateful speech on my part.

      ...includes graphic descriptions of God's people committing murder, adultery, theft, false swearing, deceit, and GENOCIDE against other tribes ...

      You are aware that the bible is one of the oldest historical book on earth, right? In addition, over the past 100-250 years, it has been proven to be much more accurate and potentially accurate than previously believed (such as the possibility of an armageddon described in the bible (fire covering the earth), the discovery of some villages described in the bible, etc.). Simply describing what is going on doesn't make it hateful speech. I've read terrible histories of WW2 and the concentration camps. That doesn't make it hateful, simply that hateful people exist.

      If you went around eating Elmer's glue all the time, you would certainly be made fun of and ostricized. While you could certainly call this 'hateful' it seems that the limits of human tolerance for other's behavior is not infinite and that, in this case, it may be with purpose, from an evolutionary point of view (it probably isn't good for your health to eat glue, yada yada yada). My only possible defense for ostricizing homosexuals (especially male ones) could only be made on similar grounds to an athiest. They have a significantly higher rate of STDs such as AIDs, thus lowering their survivability, yada yada... I'll grant you that it is difficult defending the ostricization of a group who certainly doesn't harm anyone but themselves when religion isn't a factor. My only caviat is that you could be wrong and there really IS a god (as hard as that is to believe to you) in which case his rules are THE rules and you would just end up debating with your creator at the end of your life that He doesn't exist (which is a situation that I'd like to avoid :-).

    97. Re:may I be the first to say by korielgraculus · · Score: 1

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      This is a false syllogism. It is no more true than me saying "if you follow me off that cliff you will die", it is true, but it doesn't mean that if you don't you will live forever.

      Nowhere in the phrase you quoted does Jesus mention what happens to people who DON'T believe in him, only what happens to people who do.

      Not sure this makes much difference either way, just my $0.02.
    98. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, if you want a western fundie country, try picking on one that we can believe. The UK is one of the least religious countries on earth.

    99. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Tits doesn't even belong on the list!!

    100. Re:may I be the first to say by joggle · · Score: 1
      I'll keep this short. Athiests are, admittedly, the small minority in the US. The US is a democracy in which free speech is expressed. Generally, only laws that are not disapproved by the significant majority of the US may be passed. The significant majority of the US are Christians or at least religous and believe that religous speech broadcasted must not be eliminated. So form your own channel and advocate to your heart's content is my advice to you, or move to a like-minded country if it really annoys you that much.

      Why on earth would an athiest advocacy group expect the benefits of a religous group? They could only receive those benefits if they admitted that they were, in fact, also a religion which is the last thing any athiest I know would want to do.

    101. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      well, guess you don't recall where Jesus said "Not one jot or tittle of the law (the old testament) shall pass away until all is accomplished."

      Hooray! Thanks for your parenthetical insertion into an already short quote. Now I know what Jesus really meant.

    102. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok so you are a very proficient student of the King James version of the Bible. Scholars I know who have read the original scrolls tend to tell a completely different story about Jesus's life (yes I know more than my share of Trappists). Remember the Christian church suffered 300 years of very extreme opression at their beginnings from the Romans. They had to sell out in order to practice their faith publicly. The bible we read today is definately a product of that, especially since the Romans defiled Jesus and anything christian every change they got. So it is a generally held belief among scholars that the idea of the bible being the literal word of god was not even a part of the bible until around 350 BC.

    103. Re:may I be the first to say by Frogbert · · Score: 1
      You give these government assholes an inch, and they take a mile.


      What and then you have goatse.cx? No thankyou.
    104. Re:may I be the first to say by MurphyZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. The most obscene speech lately is that coming out of Michael Powell's mouth. Instead of legilating and fining these things out of existence, parents should be teaching their children how to deal with it, typically by changing the station. This nation wants to blame society every time something goes wrong and then try to 'fix' society. It's always the wrong fix. If you're worried about what the children can see and be affected, start with the people who control those things--parents. And not by legislating the fix. By smacking them in the head every time they want the government to raise their kids for them.

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    105. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      As I point out in other postings (this started off with fundamentalists going nuts) homosexuality and lesbianism are common to many mammals, and, in humans, it's a behaviour that's determined before birth - no choice involved, any more than that of straight people choosing to be straight. You discover your sexuality, you don't decide it beforehand.

      So the bible-thumpers are going all whacko in condeming gays and lesbians for doing what is a normal part of the range of human experience.

      As for your comments about AIDS and other STDs,

      My only possible defense for ostricizing homosexuals (especially male ones) could only be made on similar grounds to an athiest. They have a significantly higher rate of STDs such as AIDs, thus lowering their survivability, yada yada...
      ... IF the rates are higher, then maybe society is to blame because, as a society, for a long period of time we've ostracized and marginalized this minority.

      As I point out elsewhere, if there IS a God, I don't want to be around him, because he's a liar.

      Just look in the first book of the Bible, where God says "the day you eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you shall surely die".

      So along comes the devil and points out that this isn't true.

      So, God uses lies, and death threats, to try and get his way. Not someone I want to follow. I'd rather stick with the devil. At least he's telling the truth.

      As for the Bible's "predictions", it's funny how they seem to be true in retrospect, but that they had absolutely no predictive value. People have been predicting the end of the world being immenent since 70 AD. In this way, the Bible is sort of like shit - throw enough at a wall, and some of it is bound to stick.

      Fortunately, they're both like the easter bunny, in that neither exists :-(

    106. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth,

      Where in the gospels does it say this?

      They weren't written down until at least eighty years after the guy's death anyway, but nowhere in the gospels does is there a claim that Jesus (why does he have a Peurto Rican name? I thought he was Jewish.) believed every single word in the old testament as a literal truth.

      It must also be noted that some fourty years after Jesus' death, the Romans successfully put down the on-again off-again Jewish rebellion (Which consisted mostly of suicidal missions to kill as many Roman soldiers as possible before they kill you, and massive propery destruction by persons who knew full well that they would be caught and executed. It very much resembled the situation there today.) and destroyed all known copies of the Torah. (For some reason the Talmud was not treated in the same manner.) The point here is that the Torah from which Jesus learned is not identical to the Torah of today, and it very likely resembled the text that has been found in the Dead Sea Scrolls, which contain books not found in the later, recomplied Torah.

      the Bible is superstitious junk, hate literature at its' most purile because of the many levels it works on

      The "Old Testament" is the recorded, formerly verbal history of a people. The Psalms are the recorded poetry of thier religeon. The Gospels are four different records of one persons life, written down second hand from the stories told by those witnesses. The Acts of the Apostle's, which I have little patience for, are the collected records and stories of a person's followers spreading what was developing into a new religeon based on the teachings of that person. (I'd rather not get into a detailed discussion of Paul's letters to whomever.)

      By the way, your statement contradicts itself by characterizing the Bible as simplistic (you use the word puerile) and as complex (working on many levels) at the same time.

      The hatred aspect comes in when Bible-thumpers, relying on inaccurate "scripture" rather than science and common-sense, say that other people's lifestyles are offensive, and that unless they "repent", they are going to hell.

      On this point, I couldn't agree with you more. I do not however assume anything about Jesus due to the intollerance and ignorance of those who claim to serve a person who preached forgiveness, charity, and love for all, especially one's enemies.

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      Patently false statement. Asserting a conditional statement does not mean that the converse is true.

      Whereas depriving others of equal rights degrades us all.

      Wholeheartedly agree, and I'd even go so far as to say that attempting to spread hatred of others as well, even if one claims to be "supportive of their rights" and especially when one is lumping a very large and diverse set of beliefs under one label.

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    107. Re:may I be the first to say by mikehunt · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck modded this up????

    108. Re:may I be the first to say by ultranova · · Score: 1
      No better "authority" than Jesus said that the thought is as bad as the sin itself. The man who commits adultery in his mind (as Jesus put it) is guilty of adultery.

      Whereas the man who reigns in his raging hormones and pushes away the lusty fantasies is not. You have no choice over whether you feel lust or not; you do have choice over whether or not you give in to this lust, in your imagination or in the physical world.

      Of course it is impossible to resist lust every time, no one's that strong; this, I believe, was the point - no one's going to heaven on his own merits, so no one should think themselves morally superior to others.

      So, I guess lust (since it's just a thought, not an action) is not a sin?

      Lust is neither a thought or an action, it's just a force which tries to influence your thoughts and behaviour.

      And, according to your criteria, neither is greed, since that's also a state of mind.

      Greed is basically just desire for something (same as lust); such desire is called greed if the person feeling it has given into it to the point of becoming its slave. A classic example is a greedy "robber baron" business tycoon who cares about nothing expect making money, despite already having more than he could possibly ever need. Greed means that your a slave to your object of your greed, because all of your actions are dictated by it; it is your god.

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    109. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      He also says that those who don't believe in him shall not be saved.

      Then he goes on to tell the parable of the faithful servant, who enters into his father's kingdom, and the unfaithful servant, who is cast into outer darkness, with much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

      There are other examples of what happens to "infidels". Feel free to look them up :-)

    110. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really see Homosexuality & Murder
      in the same light. Then I'm sorry but
      you really should seek medical help.

    111. Re:may I be the first to say by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

      Red the bible.

      Red Bible? What? You damn commie!

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic.

      Wait... Doesn't Jesus precedes the Bible? (not trolling here, honest question from an atheist that doesn't know better)

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    112. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The Law was what we call the first 5 books of the old testament. Some people don't know that. Genesis, (beginning), Exodus (the flight of the jews), Leviticus (the first set of levitical laws), Numbers (an account of their experiences) and Deuteronomy (second set of laws).

      The prophets are the writings and teaching that the jews held to be god-inspired, and form the rest of the old testament. This is why jesus referred to "the law and the prophets". Nobody had gathered them up into a bible (which means literally, "book of books");

    113. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is not the Bible. The canonicity of the bible was determined centuries after Jesus lived.

      You should clearly identify that (the old testament) is your assumption and not the literal text.

    114. Re:may I be the first to say by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits" would be more appropriate

      remember George Carlin went through this shit in the 60's...

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    115. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shouldn't have to point this out to you, but the devil lies as well as tells the truth. One of those "predictions" happened to describe the apocolypse. Part of that description was deemed to be impossible for nearly 2000 years (the fire-covering-the-world part). Suddenly, it is possible. It said Isreal would be formed by "the stroke of a pen", also thought to be impossible for a long time until it happened. Those sure were a couple of lucky pieces of shit I guess.

    116. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Scholars I know who have read the original scrolls tend to tell a completely different story about Jesus's life
      We don't have very much of the original bible, so scholars don't have access to more than a few crumbs of "original scrolls". Almost all of what we have is copies of copies of copies (broken telephone, anyone).

      It's actually very much in doubt that we have ANY original copies.

      But, as far as the Bible being interpreted as the literal word of God, that's what Jesus taught. That's what Moses taoght. That's what David and Solomon taught.

      So, the bible claims it is the literal word of god (the actual phrase it uses we translate as "god-inspired" - but it's literally - "god - breathed", sort of like Adam and Eve from the mud.

      Besides, if God is all-powerful, wouldn't he be able to preserve His words accurately? Since he obviously didn't, the Bible and the God of the Bible are a crock :-)

    117. Re:may I be the first to say by vistic · · Score: 1

      hooray! well said.

    118. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Haven't got time to respond to all your points here (they've been responded to elsewhere, and man are there a lot of responses) but my overall point is that we CAN demonstrate that the Bible is not the truth, and therefore anyone using it as justification for oppressing minority rights is on the wrong side of the argument.

    119. Re:may I be the first to say by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      So what would happen for a history channel special about the holocaust... the subject matter could be considered highly offencive to the jewish comunity... would they have to blur out the screen and bleep out the whole show?

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    120. Re:may I be the first to say by EchoMirage · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, maybe we should get them to ban the whole Bible. It's one big piece of hate literature - "You're going to Hell unless you believe in Jesus!" As an atheist, I find this particularly offensive.

      You're not a very well informed atheist, then. From a purely literary standpoint (theology aside) the Bible isn't one big piece of hate literature, nor is it all about "You're going to hell unless you believe in Jesus," nor does that statement appear anywhere directly, nor does the inference of that passage appear in the Bible without other contravening passages which open it up to theological debate.

      I think agnostics and followers of other religions would agree.

      I doubt followers of other religions would agree, as if you were going to ban the Bible it would be reasonable to assume that you'll eventually go after their holy books too.

    121. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read the new testament several times and most of the major books of the old testament. I may not have as much experience with the Bible as you but I think you're wrong on several accounts.

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic.

      You base this on your opinion that the Bible is wrong. There is no way to prove the Bible is wrong or right so you cannot say that Jesus is wrong based on your statement.

      Also, Jesus said "It is written love your friends and hate your enemies. Well I say, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." Jesus is disagreeing with the Bible (which at that time was of course only the old testament) when he said that. On several accounts he made statements that disagreed with the laws written in the old testament. No where does it say that Jesus held the Bible as absolute truth. Jesus came to bring a new law, to write a new bible in a way. The laws of the old testament were done away with when Jesus died which is why the curtain and alter in the temple were ripped in half to signify the end of those laws.

      The hatred aspect comes in when Bible-thumpers, relying on inaccurate "scripture" rather than science and common-sense, say that other people's lifestyles are offensive, and that unless they "repent", they are going to hell.

      I agree that people who say "because the bible says so" are only hurting themselves and their cause. No one can prove anything without opening their mind to examine from a different perspective. But the fact is "science" and common sense can't prove anything either.

      All of the theories based on evolution are being disproved all the time. One of my friends who is a biologist told me several months ago that the entire basis of a main theory on evolution was disproved because mitochondrial (sp) dna that is only supposed to come from the mother was recently found to come from the father as well. His textbook that was only a year old was completely out of date due to new studies and findings.

      Science is always changing and right now can not be seen as fact in my opinion. The Bible is not changing but it can not be seen as fact either. That's where free will comes in and we are left to decide on our own what is truth and what is not.

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      I don't think Jesus is condemning non-believers to hell. Jesus said before he died that he would go to sit at the right hand of God the father almighty. God is the ultimate judge on who will go to heaven or hell but believing in Jesus is a gauranteed way to heaven. Wether or not you can get to heaven without him, I don't know.

      So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability. Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice? Did you choose YOUR sexual preference? Or did you just one day discover that members of the opposite sex were no longer "icky" but "mmm- nice!" ? So, if you didn't choose your sexual orientation and gender, who are you to condemn others who didn't either?

      Yes I do think God should take SOME of the responsibility if in fact sexual orientation is biologically determined. But this also comes back to free will. You may not be able to choose wether you like men or women but you can choose how to act upon that desire. God will still love you no matter what you choose though since Christ died for EVERYONE. Gays can be christians just as murders can be christians, but you have the choice to continue to disobey or do as God asks.

      So, flame away, but stuff the "you must believe or you will go to hell" stuff. It's coercive hate literature at its' worst.


      I don't think that's hate literature but I don't agree with it either. One of the reasons I don't go to a certain de

    122. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure that Einstein was an atheist by either strong or weak definitions (assuming "weak atheism" is approximately equivalent to "agnosticism'). Neither was he a theist. I think mainly he was a guy who wouldn't particularly want to be cited as an example of X on someone's partisan web page. ;)

      That is interesting stuff about Bush, but it's not going to be a surprise to anyone. When someone's that incompetent to lead, their position on atheism becomes small potatoes (applies to any member of that Bush family).

    123. Re:may I be the first to say by vistic · · Score: 1
      "BTW. One cannot have moral standards without a higher power...think about that as well."


      That's absolutely false.

      I can think of a few examples, but the one I'm most familiar with is vegetarianism and compassion for other forms of life.

      I'm an atheist and a vegetarian. I think it's cruel to kill animals for food, especially when it's not even necessary to eat meat and be healthy (heck, it's even healthier to NOT eat meat).

      But so many times I would have an argument about this with a christian... and what do they end up resorting to? "The Bible says God put animals here for us to do with as we want."

      In this example, people actually use their belief in a higher power to be less moral.

      If you want other examples... how about all the times acts of violence, cruelty, and intolerance ever got carried out in the name of God?

      Yeah... think about it.
    124. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The xtian bible is superstitious junk, agreed. But so is all that stuff about finger lengths and whatnot. No, people don't choose to be gay, any more than they choose to like red wine or mystery novels or rainy days (or not). But that doesn't mean it's inborn or prenatally determined either. A lot of complicated stuff happens in your life, and a constantly increasing majority of it is after you're born.

      Religion is mostly about belief in determinism; the new phrenology (the wiggly finger studies you cite) is the new religion.

    125. Re:may I be the first to say by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know Washington DC is full of idiots. What will it take to make you a true believer?

      When they stop letting new idiots in because the place is full.

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    126. Re:may I be the first to say by version5 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I have to call into question your claim to seminary training.

      You must surely be aware that the question of whether Jesus fully supported the literal interpretation of the Mosaic Law is wide open, and there is no consensus amongst theologians.

      One verse that often comes up is: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil." Some would say that this is evidence that Jesus was a supporter of the Law, but on the other hand, maybe he was saying, "A lot of people are saying that I'm destroying the law, but even though it seems that way, I'm really fulfilling it with a higher law, i.e. love your neighbor and love God."

      Considering that Jesus prevented the stoning of an adulterer, told the Samaritan woman at the well that it is unnecessary for her to worship God at the Jerusalem temple and incensed the religious authorities by defying them, an act that would ultimately lead to his death, there's a good deal of evidence in the New Testament to suggest that Jesus did not in fact support the literal interpretation of the Law - why would he offer two new laws if he did?

      Additional, its clear in Acts 10 that God instructed Peter to ignore the Jewish nutrition guidelines, and Paul abolished the practice of circumcision for Gentile converts - both of them were at odds with Jewish Law.

      Granted, you may not believe this interpretation, but you say:

      "...you'll see that the Bible is wrong. Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well..."

      As I said, you with your seminary training must know that this statement is very much an open question. It seems like you believe that the Bible is inaccurate, and its certainly possible that Jesus agreed with you. Why not accept this interpretation?

      I believe you have no seminary training at all - Someone who read the Bible in Greek and Hebrew would certainly be able to provide a more sophisticated analysis of the issue. I've read the Old Testament once and the New Testament twice only in English, and I can do better than that!

      Its not that I think you are wrong, but if you are really the scholar that you claim to be, I expect more. Your posts reek of post-Catholic school angst. If you really want to disprove the Bible, there is lots of informative and well-reasoned literature. I suggest you avail yourself of them.

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    127. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find myself using the knob to turn off the movies more and more. The problem is not the content, but the changes to the dialog and the tone of the movies by the censors fucking around with it.

      Guy gets a hammer dropped on his head
      original dialog: "OW! God damn it, watch it!"

      subbed dialog: "OW! Gosh darn it, watch it!"

      Yeah right! Good thing I have an extensive movie collection

    128. Re:may I be the first to say by realcheese · · Score: 1
      Get some facts [slashdot.org] about human development, and you'll see that the Bible is wrong.


      He may know his bible but, I'm sorry, I lost all respect when I saw him quoting facts from Slashdot...
    129. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible is full of fallacies, one being that gays and lesbians are doing something that is an abomination before god, when in fact what they are doing is within the norms of human behaviour, and pretty much pre-determined before birth.

      "norms" are subjective. Take a simple intro to psych class and you'll learn that.

      In any case, I am predisposed to get hungry. If I'm very hungry and at a produce stand with no money, I may be tempted to steal some food and eat it right there. I can stand there and fantasize about it, or I can walk away.

      Seems like everyone today thinks id is always right and superego is always wrong. Turns out coming down from the trees really was a bad idea.

      The hatred aspect comes in when Bible-thumpers, relying on inaccurate "scripture" rather than science and common-sense, say that other people's lifestyles are offensive, and that unless they "repent", they are going to hell.

      Scripture is subject to interpretation, and is almost universally interpreted according to tradition rather than what the actual words say.

      Condemning people's lifestyles? Yes, it does that.

      Telling people they will go to hell? Technically, yes, but not "hell" as it has come to mean. "Hell" as in the grave. Death. Unconscious and ultimately painless.

      When God commands that all the men, and every male child over a certain age, be killed, and that the women be taken as slaves, this is sick stuff.

      Eh? Where are you taking this out of context from?

      When God commands that believers may not marry non-believers, it is the God-fearing who are intolerant, not the non-believers.

      So? Did you understand the reason for forbidding that? Does it really matter to any of the non-believers?

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      No, but He does say in other places that there is no other way. Don't worry though, hell ain't so bad if you know what it actually is.

      When God condemns Adam and Eve for disobeying him (even though, not having yet eaten of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they don't have the capacity to understand what disobedience is, never mind what good and evil are)

      Um... the first disobedience was eating from said tree. They were warned before that, but not condemned until afterwards. What they were and were not capable of comprehending is all interpretation anyway.

      So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability.

      Would you also blame a rape victim for being good looking? Or would you blame the bar for drunk drivers?

      Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice?

      I would lean towards arguing that everyone is born potentially bisexual. Evidence shows there is biological influence involved, but that is FAR from showing that there is no choice.

      Did you choose YOUR sexual preference?

      Yes, yes I did.

      Whereas depriving others of equal rights degrades us all.

      The problem, I think, is that so many "Christians" forgot that they are told to be separate from the world and are instead trying to control it. Some people will not listen to you. The answer is not to lock them up until they do, the answer is to shake the dust off your feet and try someone else.

      So, flame away, but stuff the "you must believe or you will go to hell" stuff. It's coercive hate literature at its' worst.

      Dunno about "hate literature," but it certainly is contrary to the teachings of Christ. The nature of man is to die. The Good News is that you can repent and live again. Since most unbelievers nowadays are pretty much planning to die, no big deal.

    130. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't Jesus precedes the Bible?

      bits of it. The Jewish scriptures (aka Old Testament) were written over a period of about 6000 years or so, and all predate Jesus.

      Of course you could say that Jesus still preceded all of that, since God had planned to send him in from the very beginning, but he wasn't actually around to see most of it. (unless you're weird and actually believe the trinity, which most christians seem to for some reason.)

    131. Re:may I be the first to say by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      There is no constitutional separation of church and state. That is an inaccurate nugget of false doctrine that has somehow become popular to say. Nonetheless, it does not exist.

    132. Re:may I be the first to say by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Er...

      Webster's for 'profane':
      1. Marked by contempt or irreverence for what is sacred.
      2. Nonreligious in subject matter, form, or use; secular: sacred and profane music.
      3. Not admitted into a body of secret knowledge or ritual; uninitiated.
      4. Vulgar; coarse.

      By that definition, your statement is logically inconsistent. Even if you find the phrases extremely offensive, they are not profane.

      As for taking abilities away, this only matters to television / radio, so unless you have a show...? I thought not. Still, I'm sure that the limited use of curse words on the air is balanced out by the limited discussion of religion allowed in schools, if you're looking for some twisted sense of fairness, which I think would be rather absurd.

    133. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://stopfcc.com
      I'm tired of politicians standing up and talking about "Protecting our Freedom" one day, and then the next day they are pushing the FCC to fine a broadcaster millions of dollars over words that offend a few campaign contributors. A few large media companies and politicians get to decide what I can watch, read and listen to? I guess in this election year "Freedom" only means "Fighting Terrorism" and does not include the First Amendment. Now the FCC is talking about trying to regulate cable and satellite? When did this country turn Communist? We need to tell the Government that this is NOT acceptable, and the only thing they seem to want to listen to is votes and money- especially in an election year.

    134. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tuner knob? Dude, it's too late once I've already heard the offensive word. There's nothing on the radio in the rental car that says 99.9 FM will offend me.

      Grow up? Would that include maturing enough to realize that it doesn't take a four letter word to make a point? Yelling or profanity are no substitutes for eloquence.

    135. Re:may I be the first to say by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      Grow up?? Maybe you should grow up and think about why a simple 4 letter word offends you so much... Its only a word that means pretty much whatever you fucking want it to:)

    136. Re:may I be the first to say by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      > Do you believe Howard Stern should also be
      > legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the
      > face of a small child on the subway?

      Yes, actually I do.

      Sexually assaulting the child is entirely an another matter involving lack of consent and physical force.

      No physical force is involved in "wagging genitals".

      Any notion that children need to be "protected" from hearing the word "fuck" - as Chairman Powell has suggested - is FUCKING FASCISM.

      "Legislation of morality" is FUCKING FASCISM.

      Have a nice day, moron.

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    137. Re:may I be the first to say by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll keep this short. Athiests are, admittedly, the small minority in the US. The US is a democracy in which free speech is expressed. Generally, only laws that are not disapproved by the significant majority of the US may be passed. The significant majority of the US are Christians or at least religous and believe that religous speech broadcasted must not be eliminated. So form your own channel and advocate to your heart's content is my advice to you, or move to a like-minded country if it really annoys you that much.

      Talk about not even reading my post. When did I say we needed to get of religious broadcasting? Hm? I just don't want non-religious broadcasting to be actively discriminated against, which it is.

      On top of that, the entire reason our government is structured the way it is, is to prevent something called a 'tyranny of the majority'. Basically, the Founding Fathers, idiots that they were, wanted a government where no large group could easily take rights away from a smaller group. Ergo, they set up a system of indirect representation, e.g. a republic, by which elected officials would stand between mob rule and the rights of minorities.

      Why on earth would an athiest advocacy group expect the benefits of a religous group? They could only receive those benefits if they admitted that they were, in fact, also a religion which is the last thing any athiest I know would want to do.

      Nice non sequitur. Freethinking atheists want the same legal protections for their institutions that religions get precisely because their institutions are non-religious. By showing favor to religious institutions over secular ones, the government is violating the Lemon test, and fostering excessive entanglement with religion. In short, as long as religious institutions receive preferential treatment over any other non- (or for-, in the case of Scientology) profit group, there is a problem in this country.

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    138. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      The law as was and as is practiced in Judaism is the Talmud, and much of the law does come directly from the writings in the Pentateuch, but mostly it was written by rabbis over a long time and it contains extensive and complex discussions of what was intended by the scriptures as opposed to a simplistic set of rules and consequences. This is probably why there is so much debate in Judaism about what the law is and how it is to be applied. It was born out of years of debate and discussion that continued long after that Jesus fellow was put to death (by the Romans, despite the semi-hysterical rantings of a Sixteenth Century racist).

      It is also likely that Jesus (He was Jewish, not Peurto Rican, despite the name.) was refering to the law as was recorded by Moses on those two stone tablets that they make so much fuss about. Another point that must be considered is the existance of two Talmuds, which are popularly refered to as the Babylonian Talmud and the Palestinian Talmud. Both of them were in existance during Jesus' life, and it is not known which he considered to be authoritative.

      Nobody had gathered them up into a bible

      The writings that told of the lives of the prophets, kings, and judges, along with the previously mentioned Pentateuch, were collected into the Torah, which did exist before (and after) the life of Jesus.

      (which means literally, "book of books")

      I thought you said you knew your Greek. "Bible" is from "biblia" (originally Greek, the word was also adopted into Latin with the same meaning. Not having your facts straight will not win you any points except among fundamentalists. (Yes, it is entirely possible for one to be a fundamentalist athiest.)

      By the way, you promised that you would address the points in my other post, but you have not. In fact, I don't think that you've even read it.

      It seems you intended to argue against intolerance, but your arguments are simply demonstating an intolerance toward a different target.

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    139. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is for the religous right, being an election year and all.

    140. Re:may I be the first to say by chgros · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering that in french, almost every "holy" word is a curse word, this could be funny
      This is only true of Canadian french, or three-centuries old french. Everyone seems to think the French always say "sacrebleu", whereas it hasn't really been used for centuries, but it is indeed derived from religious words ("bleu" is a modification of "dieu" (god) to avoid blasphemy)

      My fucking god, what the hell, etc etc etc....
      Is this on purpose that you use god and hell in this?

    141. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      Wait... Doesn't Jesus precedes the Bible? (not trolling here, honest question from an atheist that doesn't know better)

      Jesus precedes the existance of the first written versions of the "New Testament", which is a collection of stories, letters, and anecdotes about early Christianity, including four accounts of his life (these are what people call "the Gospels") as were purportedly told by people who actually knew him to the people who eventually wrote them down. They are somewhat consistant but differ in the details of his actual words and give vastly different impressions of his personality.

      These differences are hardly surprising, as it is difficult to find two people who will give the same account of shared events, and even more difficult if these accounts are being told second hand. The earliest known written account of Jesus' life is beleived to have been written 84 years after his death.

      Most fundamentalists (both religeous and anti-religeous) like to choose only those portions from the accounts that support their position.

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    142. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least not as much as christians.

    143. Re:may I be the first to say by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
      • And Tits doesn't even belong on the list!!
      It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.
    144. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      we CAN demonstrate that the Bible is not the truth, and therefore anyone using it as justification for oppressing minority rights is on the wrong side of the argument.

      You are disprove an article of faith, and are thus only going to create hostility among those you are attempting to convince. The issue is not a question of beleif in god versus atheism, but one of tolerance versus intolerance. It is just as possible to make an argument for oppressing or eliminating minorities from an atheist point of view as it is from a religious one.

      You would be better served by pointing out that the teacher they are claiming to follow preached a message of tolerance and compassion toward those who have transgressed (preventing the stoning of Mary Magdelene for her crime of adultery), considered all men to be his "brethern" (and thus "whatsoever you do unto the least of my bretheren, thus you do unto me"), and kindness to those who's beleifs he did not share (the good Samaritan).

      It is tempting to return intolerance with intolerance (as I very often find myself doing), but it does nothing but increase harm to both parties, and it places you on the same side of the real argument as those you purport to be against.

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    145. Re:may I be the first to say by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      You give these government assholes an inch, and they take a mile. Our basic freedoms are being eroded here and you're complaining about a hypothetical event. Howard has never waved his genitals in front of children and you're an idiot for saying such.

      First off, you are an idiot, not the other person. The genital waving example was just that, an example. Are you offended by it? That would be ironic. Second, what exactly is in your head that you actually prefer to hear people who talk like that? Some people just don't like hearing that but still may want to listen to the show but instead they turn the dial because they are offended by the words Stern uses. Using those words, especially if you don't use the "f" word in a sexual context, add nothing, NOTHING, to the conversation. It's the same thing with R rated movies when they are rated for the language. The screenplay writers could very well leave out all the "f" words and the movie's ability to hold an audience would still be there. (Not to mention the movie would make more money as more people (kids) would be allowed to see the movie. Are screenplay writers that stupid to not see that?) Those things add nothing useful to a conversation. I say "useful" because those words do add the ability to offend people who just like to listen to the REAL content that Stern or anyone else may have to say. If the profanity added something to the conversation your argument might have had a chance. As it is, don't blame the gov't for trying to hold a level of decency for the public at large. If profanity is something you need to satisfy whatever is in your head then go swear to yourself in the mirror. There have to be some limits to everything or you have chaos because nothing would be disallowed. Do you complain about speed limits by chance as well?

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    146. Re:may I be the first to say by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Why must all people who are religious have to be nuts? Ever think for a second that it could be offensive? You know, there are actually people out there who are religious who aren't nuts or extremists.

      No one wants to take your personal ability away from cursing. Do it all you want. Just don't get on the public airwaves and curse. Cursing has no useful purpose but at least saying religious phrases has a useful purpose. If you simply want to take away the ability for people to talk for fear of offending someone then no one would talk at all. The point is to not just say ANYTHING over the public airwaves. Using curse words offend far more people than using religious sayings. Using religious words over the public airwaves may offend you but the general consensus is that they are not profane (contrary to your personal beliefs). The point of the FCC here is to accommodate the greater good and the society as a whole.

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    147. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Man, you come along and add religion to the mix on that one, excellent work!
      And jesus fucking H christ exactly goddamn where was fucking shit religion NOT in the lordship's FCC's shit decision?
    148. Re:may I be the first to say by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      "... a guy named Jesus that everyone trusted" You said it man... nobody fucks with the Jesus!

    149. Re:may I be the first to say by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      Stop the FCC!

      Sign the petition to stop the FCC from further eroding our rights. Thanks.

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    150. Re:may I be the first to say by jwlidtnet · · Score: 1
      Remember the Christian church suffered 300 years of very extreme opression at their beginnings from the Romans. They had to sell out in order to practice their faith publicly


      Not...quite. Actually, most modern scholarship--heck, quite a bit of old scholarship as well, e.g. Gibbons' "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"--seems to support the assertion that the Church-propogated "We were persecuted terribly for hundreds of years" claim is at least somewhat false. True, Christians were persecuted, yet the Romans did not go out of their way to suppress the new sect. Rather, early Christians were animated by an intense hatred for the mortal coil; they believed that a second world existed after this one, and that it was infinitely better. And they weren't subtle about this; Tertullian's "Apology" is half snide-justification, half-attack treatise (and he admits that he digs the idea of those Roman higher-ups who would be boiling in hell any day now).

      The early Christians rushed to martyrdom; many were *happy* to die. Why fear death? We were goin' to heaven! The idea of a systematic Roman persecution was likely invented later to give the early Christians an aura of even-greater martyrdom.

      And IIRC, the first "canonical" bible we have comes from some time in the 5th century--in other words, after Constantine's conversion. "Selling out" would likely have hit a different aura by that point.
    151. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But some people want it to mean something offensive.

    152. Re:may I be the first to say by FLEB · · Score: 1

      ...and sometimes eloquence is no substitute for yelling or profanity. Sometimes you need a sweet melancholy flute, sometimes you need a violent, angry, overdriven guitar.

      As for no one telling you 99 FM is offensive, that's another fine benefit of free, unrestricted speech. You or anyone else is free to shout from the streets, put up a billboard, or distribute "safe listening guides" saying "99 FM is offensive!". If enough people agree with you, the market (or fear of the market) takes effect, and 99 FM might need to start finding out how to pay its bills.

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    153. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you shit cock

    154. Re:may I be the first to say by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Fucking Fascism...

      I tried lassiez-faire capitalism, communism, socialism, and everything in between... but my sex life isn't just what it used to be. What can I do?

      VO: Is your economic system lacking the sexual power and stamina you need from your government? Try Fucking Fascism!

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    155. Re:may I be the first to say by FLEB · · Score: 1

      'The connection was refused when attempting to contact stopfcc.com.'

      CONSPIRACY?!?
      Or just a crappy DSL modem that needs another powercycle? Probably the latter, but still...

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    156. Re:may I be the first to say by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Grow up? Would that include maturing enough to realize that it doesn't take a four letter word to make a point? Yelling or profanity are no substitutes for eloquence.

      Eloquence is no substitute for efficiency. Given the choice between "Go away, I don't like you, and I don't really care what you have to say" and just plain "Fuck off, asshole", which is more efficient?

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    157. Re:may I be the first to say by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Just a reminder, the word 'profane' originally referred to speech that was anti-God or pro-anything-but-god. For example, "Jesus Christ is a fucking moron" would be profane. However, "I like to fuck my wife up the ass" would not, since there is no religion involved, let alone Jesus fucking Christ.

      Consider these so-called swear words like the dynamic markings on a musical score. They provide punctuation and express emotion in an efficient, in-yer-fuckin'-face manner. They have a place in conversation. Not necessarily polite conversation, but I have a hard time believing that anybody could listen to more than five minutes of Howard Stern and still try to class him as 'polite'. He is, after all, just another fucking yankee.

      And regardless of what your dial says, there are plenty of other radio stations available. I'm not Howard Stern's biggest fan. Hell, I'm not even a fan. He is, unfortunately, the best thing on in the morning.

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    158. Re:may I be the first to say by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Here's my moment to be pedantic. :)

      'fucking' has seven letters in it.

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    159. Re:may I be the first to say by dolson · · Score: 1

      It's pretty sad and hypocritical for so-called Christians to cause others to feel that way.

    160. Re:may I be the first to say by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Aside from the obvious violation of first amendment rights....

      I'm not so angry about Howard Stern, as I'm angry about Who wants to Marry a Millionair? (Read: who's the biggest whore?) There's a problem when everyone watches tv and watches crap like that, rather than listening to the relitivaly intelegent stuff stern makes, the level of intellegence drops like a boulder in a pond. Sure, Stern is crazy, but thats a part of a bigger problem, namely that people excessivly watch television; it's unhealthy to watch that many ad's and shitty sitcoms. Watch a laugh track long enough and you're laughing along. It's about control and serving advertisers, not entertaining.

      Why does the FCC regulate profanity? Because we let it. Because they can, and because there's some belief that certain words are bad, and if they can holde onto those then they can eliminate other profain ideas, er, words. Thankfully there's this internet thing that they can't concievably ever regulate effectivly. Tv and radio are a dieing medium as are the dinosaurs who run it. The internet brings a new promise of forever disestablishing monopolies of information.

    161. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It was a stupid ass example.

      Second, what exactly is in your head that you actually prefer to hear people who talk like that?

      What is in yours, Jesus and lollypops?
      Saying FUCK every other FUCKING second does not en-FUCKING-danger any-FUCKING-bodies FUCKING LIFE MORON!

      Do you complain about speed limits by chance as well?

      Since when has censorship saved your life?
      Shut the fuck up.
      It was a stupid ass example.
    162. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using those words, especially if you don't use the "f" word in a sexual context, add nothing, NOTHING, to the conversation.

      Actually you are wrong, but likely too stupid to understand why. Expletives exist in language for a reason; words that do not have a meaning or do not get used, die out. The fact that some words have been with us for centuries indicates that they are relevent and have meaning in our language. In particular, using E.g. "fuck" in a non-sexual context can be used very effectivly to highlight frustration or anger in speech or text E.g.

      You're a complete fucking moron with no fucking idea what they are talking about. You couldn't tie your fucking shoes with a flashlight and a manual, you dumbass mother fucker brain dead fool!

      Trying to convey the same feelings without using "fuck" it would be far wordier and less acidic.

    163. Re:may I be the first to say by Urkki · · Score: 1

      • I can think of a few examples, but the one I'm most familiar with is vegetarianism and compassion for other forms of life.

        I'm an atheist and a vegetarian. I think it's cruel to kill animals for food, especially when it's not even necessary to eat meat and be healthy (heck, it's even healthier to NOT eat meat).

        But so many times I would have an argument about this with a christian... and what do they end up resorting to? "The Bible says God put animals here for us to do with as we want."

        In this example, people actually use their belief in a higher power to be less moral.

      First, I'm an atheist too, and there definitely can be moral without "higher power".

      I just have to disagree with your point of killing animals for food. If that animals was not going to be killed for food, it would not exist at all. IMHO it's more moral to allow something to exist for it's life, before dying (which, with animals at least, almost always equates to being killed by another creature).

      Now, having huge "meat factories" with abysmal living conditions for animals is entirely another matter, and I can easily see that as justification for boycotting entire meat industry. Also health reasons are one good reason to not eat meath.

      But generally saying that "killing animals for food is bad" is same as saying "those animals don't have a right to exist at all".
    164. Re:may I be the first to say by vistic · · Score: 1

      So... because we respect an animal's right to live... we must... kill it... ...... for food?

      How is it that you believe that if an animal isn't existing for food, then it wouldn't exist at all? What about all the animals at the top of the food chain over the eons?

      Ummmm... anyway...

      I'll ignore that.

      Yeah though... people say you can't be moral without religion... I say religion is for those people who can't control themselves.

    165. Re:may I be the first to say by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • How is it that you believe that if an animal isn't existing for food, then it wouldn't exist at all? What about all the animals at the top of the food chain over the eons?

      I'm talking about individual animals. Take that bull on a field (or in a "meat factory", or where ever). If that animal was not being grown for food, it would not exist. It wouldn't have ever had a chance to be born, even. That particular animal would not exist. And, given the finite resources of earth, no other animal would exist in it's place either (it'd be used for growing plants, or industry, or whatever).

      In other words, deciding that animals should not be grown and killed for food is deciding that they are better of not existing at all. I'm not so sure that's a decision that allows you to take moral high ground...
    166. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theist agnostics or atheist agnostics?

      Don't care, is this really an issue, please leave me alone and take your religion with you agnostics.

    167. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Church of England may have a link to the state, but it's generally quite a liberal church.

      The Church of England is such a liberal church precisely becuase of its links to the state. They effectively feel obliged to 'represent' the whole nation which leads to an (almost) anything goes approach.

    168. Re:may I be the first to say by vistic · · Score: 1

      That's such a horribly stupid argument. Are we then obligated to produce as many children as possible just because we can?

      Why do we have to force these animal populations to increase just so they can be killed?

      It's in no way cruel to decide not to force these animals to be born... it is cruel to kill them (and before their time too).

      What about the animals that would have been born naturally in their natural populations and environments? Those specific genetic combinations? By forcing these food stock animals to be born, those free animals are not born. The difference is that these food stock animals live their lives captive and are murdered brutally.

    169. Re:may I be the first to say by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • That's such a horribly stupid argument. Are we then obligated to produce as many children as possible just because we can?

      No. And I'm not saying that we should eat meat just before we can either. I'm saying that not eating meat does not make one more (or less) "moral" person, and that killing for food, in itself, is not unethical.

      There are a lot of reasons to avoid eating meat (like ecological reason, meat production taking up much more land area per amount of food produced etc), and I definitely don't like horrible living conditions of animals in modern "industrialized" meat production either. But I don't really understand the thinking that killing animals for food is in principle unethical, IMHO that's being a bit too "civilized", a bit too detached from nature and facts of life.

      • It's in no way cruel to decide not to force these animals to be born... it is cruel to kill them (and before their time too).

      I don't really see the distinction. To alter famous lyrics,

      Is it better
      To have lived and died,
      Than never to have lived at all?

      • What about the animals that would have been born naturally in their natural populations and environments? Those specific genetic combinations? By forcing these food stock animals to be born, those free animals are not born. The difference is that these food stock animals live their lives captive and are murdered brutally.

      Considering our modern way of life and what it is doing to our planet, I don't think there would have been many naturally born animals taking the place of ones grown by us humans...

      And about brutality, I'd say that in nature most animals die far more brutally than in normal human food (meat) production. First starvation, then disease, then being captured and ripped apart by a predator, leaving it's young to starve to death unless another predator finds them first...

      We've become so civilized that we no longer need to make or even see brutal actions ourselves, that we've lost perspective on issues like this. Current thinking often seems to be "evil usually involves brutal and cruel things, so everything that is brutal and cruel must be evil". And as a result you have stuff like a lot of people thinking that eating meat is in itself wrong.
    170. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Constitution has a provision for freedom of speech, but I don't see anything in there about freedom from being offended. Perhaps you should move to a country like Iran or Indonesia that more strongly enforces public decency and morality?

    171. Re:may I be the first to say by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      They're just busy. Over 62,000 signatures and 4000 in the last 24 hrs. Hit them up again and get the word out. BUt if 500,000 signatures to censure our president doesn't make a blip on the national radar then who's to say what good this will do. At least it's something. Also feel free to email FCC Chairman Powell. You can find his email on the FCC website. Fuck censorship.

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    172. Re:may I be the first to say by joggle · · Score: 1
      My original comment was to the guy who DID state that religous programming should be eliminated, you disagreed with my rebuttle then I restated my original statement.

      Anyways, what you state about the government does not contradict what I said at all (I guess you didn't read my post either). I stated thus "Generally, only laws that are not disapproved by the significant majority of the US may be passed" and I suppose you are somehow not in agreement on this? There are a few instances in the US's history where a law was passed that the great majority of Americans disaproved of, but not many that had great effect. By not passing laws that only a tiny minority of Americans would support hardly constitutes a "tyranny of the majority" and I stand by what I said.

      There are MANY non-religous groups both commercial and non-commercial. Religous groups get a tax-break (IRS code) as do non-profit organizations. If you want more favors for athiestic advocacy groups, put your money where your mouth is and lobby for it just like every other organization does. I'm all for open discourse but really get irked when athiests demand that religous programming or religous advocacy should be illegal. While you didn't say that, the other guy I was originally replying to did, and since that was essientally all that I stated at first it seemed reasonable that you agreed with him when you replied to my comment.

      Oh, BTW, if you think it's bad being an athiest in this country now, look at any time in the history of the US. There is no time that athiests ever were more free to express their viewpoints without harrasment and the country is generally MUCH less conservative than it used to be. I can't understand why you would be scared of this overall trend. A four-year change of administration does not count as a trend to me (if he gets re-elected, though, I'd agree).

    173. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is funny. make it into a mock-commercial please.

    174. Re:may I be the first to say by micromoog · · Score: 1

      This was, of all the responses to my post, the most insightful.

    175. Re:may I be the first to say by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      Since when has censorship saved your life?

      Loose lips sink ships.

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    176. Re:may I be the first to say by k_head · · Score: 1

      Ahh but where are the moderators?

      No matter I already have pretty good karma.

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    177. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Come to think of it, maybe we should get them to ban the whole Bible. It's one big piece of hate literature - "You're going to Hell unless you believe in Jesus!" As an atheist, I find this particularly offensive.
      You're not a very well informed atheist, then. From a purely literary standpoint (theology aside) the Bible isn't one big piece of hate literature, nor is it all about "You're going to hell unless you believe in Jesus," nor does that statement appear anywhere directly, nor does the inference of that passage appear in the Bible without other contravening passages which open it up to theological debate.
      And obviously you haven't read the bible, at least not all of it.Jesus said that he was the light, the way, and the truth, and that nobody could come to the father except through him. So, the bible claims that unless you believed in Jesus, you' SOL. Read the gospels and you'll see that Jesus claimed this bullshit. Not me. The bible.
    178. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but the research I'm citing has been validated in several studies. Besides, if you try to take the opposite tack - that the prenatal hormonal environment can not affect brain development, you'll see the fallacy of that argument. Without the influence of hormones, the fetus develops in its' default state - female-appearing (yes, even XY-chromosoned fetuses will develop can develop as either ambiguous, female-appearing, or intersexed).

      Religion, on the other hand, is about coercing, cajoling, and scaring people into doing what you want (believe in MY god).

    179. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      So just read this

    180. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Did you choose YOUR sexual preference?

      Yes, yes I did.
      No wonder you posted as an A.C. Must be even freakier than me (which I woud have thought impossible).
    181. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ... congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof ...

      Among the consequences of this is that, to allow people to exercise their free rights, including the right not to be subjected to religious views, religious practices are not permitted where they will impinge on others freedom not to practice.

      You're free to exercise your religion, but not free to exercise it in such a way as others who are required to be there (say, a public school), are subjected to it.

      This is the principle of separation of church and state. Thank you :-)

    182. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      It is tempting to return intolerance with intolerance
      Now we're comparing apples and oranges.

      One side (the bible-thumpers) says we cannot prove or disprove the bible, so we must accept it on faith.

      I, on the other hand, am quite willing to show that the bible is hate literature, that it it internally inconsistent and flawed, and that you can use the bible by itself to prove the bible is false.

      Proving that a book contains lies and falsehoods, and that its' basic premise (which you are required to accept on faith) does not make sense and is internally inconsistent, and that the people who promote such beliefs are misleading millions, is not being intolerant. It's exposing the flaws of a movement that has caused untold misery for too many people.

      Unlike my opponents, I don't say "You must take what I say on faith." I say, check it out and see the inconsistencies. Then ask yourself if you can have faith in something that can't even get its' own story straight.

    183. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I've addressed many of your point in other posts (ther were TOO many replies to personalize each one.) However, feel free to comment in my latest journal entry

      As I point out elsewhere, proving something is a lie isn't intolerance.

    184. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      One side (the bible-thumpers) says we cannot prove or disprove the bible, so we must accept it on faith.

      Only if one is to accept it, and the depth of that acceptance, and the manner in which it is perceived is up to the individual.

      that you can use the bible by itself to prove the bible is false.

      Why this obsession with fact? To accept only fact into one's reality leaves you open to gross manipulation by those who would control which facts you are aware of. I suggest that you read Frazier's "The Golden Bough", Campell's "The Hero with a Thousand Faces", and possibly (if you are into in-depth learning) Campbell's "The Masks of God" series before you start touting yourself as arbiter of what persons other than yourself should base thier beleifs on. All perception occurs in the mind, and therefore we cannot help but live a metaphorical existance. Why do you insist that your metaphor is the only way, or that it is the metaphore(s) contained in the bible that are at fault, instead of human arrogance and greed?

      It is not the text in the bible that leads to the criminal and cruel behavior that many who claim to be Christian exibit, but the tendancy of humans to believe thatr what they believe is the only possible truth, and thier tendancy to react with violence when thier strongly held beliefs are challenged. When one can move beyond literal acceptance and dogmatic adherance, then it is possible (possibly inevitable) that a person will see those meanings of which they had previously been ignorant.

      You are as flawed as tghe "bible thumpers" and are simply pushing your own dogma.

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    185. Re:may I be the first to say by qtp · · Score: 1

      None of the other responses were even remotely similar to mine. You are picking off the easy targets and then claiming that the rest are identical.

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    186. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The law is not the Bible. The canonicity of the bible was determined centuries after Jesus lived.

      You should clearly identify that (the old testament) is your assumption and not the literal text.
      Never said the law was the bible. If you read my statements elsewhere, I clearly state that the books Jesus considered authoratative were the Law and the Prophets. He considered them as scripture. The additions of the new testament were OBVIOUSLY done after (for those who do not know what we're arguing about, the "canon of scripture" means that it meets the standards required to be considered god-inspired. A canon (not cannon - 2 'n's) was a measuring stick, so we're literally arguing if something "measures up").

      So, back to your previously-scheduled program - and back on-topic.

      The FCC wants to ban certain words from the public airways because they offend a minority of people. I stated that, in that case, they should also ban TV preachers, etc., because the Bible, which they push, is filled with the lowest type of filth - acts of genocide done in Gods' name (various Old Testament), justification of the practice of keeping slaves, done in the saints' names (Paul), commands to divorce based solely on ethnic (Ezra) considerations, mass child murders by God (every egyptian male child 2 years and under), etc.

      This is sick stuff, and most people aren't aware its' in the bible, because most people haven't read it. But the sick fucks who get up and preach that this was/is Gods' will, knowing what's in there, I have no sympathy for.

    187. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Why this obsession with fact? To accept only fact into one's reality leaves you open to gross manipulation by those who would control which facts you are aware of
      So, instead of being open to manipulation based on facts (which I am capable of analysing in their context, to determine whether they can be trusted or not), I should be open to manipulation based on fairy tales?

      Sheesh!

      Beliefs must be based on facts. Anything else is borderline psychotic (which many fundamentalists show symptoms of - hearing voices, being commanded by an invisible god to do things, etc)..

      You are as flawed as tghe "bible thumpers" and are simply pushing your own dogma.
      So maybe I should open up "The Church of Tom", and ask for donations from athiests everywhere ...
      All perception occurs in the mind,
      Actually, research has shown that a lot of what we perceive has already been filtered out before it ever reaches our brain. The optic nerve, for example, does a lot of processing - it's not just a cable carrying information from the retina. Ditto for the spinal chord.

      Back on-topic, the Bible is flawed, full of all sorts of stuff that would make a good horror movie, and that approaches some of the stuff that went on in Bosnia and Nazi Germany (ethnic cleansing). If the FCC is going to police the public airwaves to remove offensive words, they should look at the crap in the bible, and ask whether the public airwaves are an appropriate venue to promote such pornography.

    188. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I've had over 100 responses to respond to so far. but, if you want, post your points in my journal, and I'll be happy to pick them off categorically.

    189. Re:may I be the first to say by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Sure. And the kid's parent can change the channel by twisting his nut off.

      You've either been working on your trolls too much or on your analogies too little.

      And the line is drawn somewhere. It's ok to curse in public, even if a child accidentally overhears you. It's even ok to keep doing it. It's NOT ok to chase somebody down the street cursing when they're trying to avoid you (harassment). As long as it's everyday language (even lowest common denominator language and topics), then it should be ok to have it on the radio and public tv.

    190. Re:may I be the first to say by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      That is the false doctrine that I'm talking about. This should be evident in the fact that in order to protect your freedom not to be religious, they have made laws that stomp on my right to be religious. Did it ever occur to you that your athiestic views are as offensive to me as my christian views are to you (assuming you are athiest). Why should you get preference? The fact of that matter is that you shouldn't.

      Also, the laws that you are referring to were never made by congress, but rather by judges, who have no right to make such laws under the constitution; or otherwise.

      As to you final comment. The constitution was written to prevent The Church of America from being formed. Your separation of church and state principle is one founded in sophistry and chicanery. Sorry to be the one to break that to you, but it's true.

    191. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Yo have the right to your beliefs. What you don't have the right to do is inflict them on others. Your freedom ends where mine starts.

      So, in the privacy of your home, you can believe anything you want. What you do in public is a public concern, and thus regulated. For example, you can have sex in private. Not in public.

      Also, the laws that you are referring to were never made by congress, but rather by judges, who have no right to make such laws under the constitution; or otherwise.

      Judges have the right and the duty to interpret the laws of the land. It is this principle, and their obligation to follow precedent unless there is a compelling legal reason to do otherwise, that allows the people to have confidence in an independent judiciary, unlike banana republics. I don't understand why you would resent this function of the judiciary.

      Now, if you could show me even one example where a judge has passed a law, as opposed to congress, I would reconsider.

      As to you final comment. The constitution was written to prevent The Church of America from being formed.
      That's funny (not!). The constitution was written to form the legal basis of the United States of America. This includes the aforementioned seperation of the legislative, executive, and judicial functions. So, unless you can show me where judges have been given the power to write and pass laws, I have to disagree.
    192. Re:may I be the first to say by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      Yo have the right to your beliefs. What you don't have the right to do is inflict them on others. Your freedom ends where mine starts.

      Very interesting. Does it work both ways? Do your rights end where mine start? Why do you have the right to demand that there is no God, but I don't have the right to demand that there is? A lack of belief is still a belief is it not? Why should yours take precedence? The fact of the matter is that it should not.

      Judges have the right and the duty to interpret the laws of the land.

      That is the key. The right to interpret. However, they have gone beyond that right to make laws by "interpreting" things that were never intended; thus bypassing the law-making process set forth in the constitution.

      I don't understand why you would resent this function of the judiciary.

      I don't resent the judicial process as it is intended to be, but the system has become corrupt and the judicial branch of the government is out of control. Using sophistry to claim you are "interpreting" the law is still a fraud. Many of our judges are nothing more than chalatans.

      Now, if you could show me even one example where a judge has passed a law, as opposed to congress, I would reconsider.

      I'll give you a few:
      1) Abortion laws.
      2) Gun laws.
      3) Gay marriage laws (haven't become officially accepted yet, but give it time)

      Let's focus for a moment on number two (although we could do the same with the others). Are you honestly trying to claim that the founders of our constitutional right to bear arms really only meant state militias (as one of your valiant judges has "interpreted")? Historical documentation clearly suggests that such is not the case. Sophistry is the act of presenting plausible, but patently false arguments with the intent to deceive. I mean no offense to you personally, but if you believe that judges do not use sophistry to make laws, then clearly these tactics have succeeeded in at least on case.

      That's funny (not!). The constitution was written to form the legal basis of the United States of America. This includes the aforementioned seperation of the legislative, executive, and judicial functions.

      Sorry I wasn't clear there (although I'm sure you understood my meaning). Just to be clear, you said that the part of the constitution that states that congress shall make no laws regarding religion was the "separation of church and state" part. However, this is not true. This part refers to congress' inability to create the Holy Church of America. Separation of church and state is a fallacy. To paraphrase an old adage, if you tell a lie long enough, people will start to believe it is true. Such it is with the concept of separation of church and state. It sounds good, it even rolls nicely off the tongue, but false it remains.

      So, unless you can show me where judges have been given the power to write and pass laws, I have to disagree.

      You haven't been paying attention. I never said that judges have been given the power to write and pass laws. They clearly haven't. What I said is that they are making laws in spite of the fact that they have no right whatsoever to do so.

    193. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The examples you gave haven't been where judges have originated legislation, but where they hav found that some of the legislation (for example, laws limiting access to abortions) are unconstitutional.

      The constitution trumps state law, and pretty much every other law.

      But thanks for your input :-)

    194. Re:may I be the first to say by Digi+Dude+Takato · · Score: 1

      When the hell did he do that. That would be one of the things that would get him thrown in jail, well I would hope at least.

      What about that R Kelly dude. He made pornos with 14 year old girls. I meen come on. What the hell is up with that? I have to agree that the morality or of amarica is going down hill some, well alot. Although it is still the country I live and and if I dont like it then I can move my dumb ass out, or do some thing about it. I think the best thing to do some thing about it is to change it. NOW. If we dont take chargs and change it then it will never be changed. Saying a few dirty words on the TV isnt going to make kids carry guns to school and shoot other kids. Letting gang bangers and hoodlems rule the schools with fear will.

      Guns dont l\kill people, loosers with guns kill people.


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    195. Re:may I be the first to say by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      I have to jump in on this, even though this is almost a week old. I am Canadian, and sometimes I forget how fortunate I am for that. Until something reminds me that it. It was about 8 PM one night, and I was watching a US station about breast enlargements and why some women get it done. They were showing before and after pics, showing some of the botch jobs and how this affects women. The thing that caught me off-guard was that they blurred the nipples on every picture, even when they were showing botch jobs which I couldn't see because of the blurring. I thought this was a little retarded, but what can you do. About a week later, I was watching a show on transexuality on a Canadian channel. Not only was is a very frank and graphic discussion, they showed everything...and I mean EVERYTHING. They showed a close up of set of transgendered genitals. They showed a few sets of those, actually. But nothing censored. Nothing was hidden. They showed you everything and discussed it in a open mature manner. And this was all at about 4 PM. Personally, I love the fact that Canadian stations are willing to do this. No silly blurring about a serious topic. There was a disclaimer after every commercial break. The entire thing was done professionally. And that isn't the only time. There are many programs like that. And although the sex advice and sexuality related show are only played after 11 PM, they still don't hold anything back. I doubt you will ever see anything on American TV, unless it's pay-per-view...

    196. Re:may I be the first to say by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      I have to jump in on this, even though this is almost a week old. I am Canadian, and sometimes I forget how fortunate I am for that. Until something reminds me that it. It was about 8 PM one night, and I was watching a US station about breast enlargements and why some women get it done. They were showing before and after pics, showing some of the botch jobs and how this affects women. The thing that caught me off-guard was that they blurred the nipples on every picture, even when they were showing botch jobs which I couldn't see because of the blurring. I thought this was a little retarded, but what can you do. A little while afterwards, I was watching a show on transexuality on a Canadian channel. Not only was is a very frank and graphic discussion, they show everything...and I mean EVERYTHING. They showed a close up of set of transgendered genitals. They showed a few sets of those, actually. But nothing censored. Nothing was hidden. They showed you everything and discussed it in a open mature manner. And this was all at about 4 PM. Personally, I love the fact that Canadian stations are willing to do this. No silly blurring about a serious topic. There was a disclaimer after every commercial break. The entire thing was done professionally. And that isn't the only time. There are many programs like that. And although the sex advice and sexuality related show are only played after 11 PM, they still don't hold anything back. I doubt you will ever see anything on American TV, unless it's pay-per-view...

    197. Re:may I be the first to say by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Nothing was hidden. They showed you everything and discussed it in a open mature manner. And this was all at about 4 PM.

      Shit you'll never see that here. Not even at 2am WITH warnings. However it appears that they're allowed to swear on CNN, and they'll show GRAPHIC violence, kidnapping, abuse, etc with no warning at any time of day. I agree, it's retarded.

      -matt

  2. Long overdue FCC! by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 1, Troll

    I, for one, applaud the long overdue efforts of the FCC to crack down on this kind of thing. As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter, it's disturbing how society continues to slide towards being more disrespectful and crass toward each other.

    1. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      fuck you and your childs

    2. Re:Long overdue FCC! by negacao · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't like your tone of voice, I think I'll sensor you.

      [note: this is NOT called irony.]

    3. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lord forbid that YOU have to raise your little cracker spawn. That's what the TV's for right? Read my sig, it has a special relevance to people like you who expect the government to protect your children from your own bad parenting.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    4. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Bull999999 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      How about not using the TV as baby sitter?

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    5. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who uses "kids" as an excuse should be shot

      in the eye with cum

    6. Re:Long overdue FCC! by duck_oil · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Why can't people express their opinion without swearing? It's the quick n' easy, lame-o way to me. And if you need to be around swearing that bad, check out teh Intraweb.

    7. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I personally would rather teach my children what crass behavior is exactly, rather than have some relgious-controlled, non-elected government entity define do it for me.
      I don't know....I think I prefer crass to waking up to a loud speaker shouting, "Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!" every morning for our government mandated exercise session. Also chanting Kumbiyah with your neighbors at sundown every day doesn't appeal to me either.

      We are doomed to be food for Morlocks; it is becoming more obvious every day.

    8. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Despite what these other people are saying, I firmly agree with you. The excuse can be made that you should monitor what your children watch, but anyone who thought their child would be exposed to the F word or Janet Jackson's nipple shield in primetime, atenna television is either Ms. Cleo or paranoid. It's not that people like this guy aren't monitoring what his children are watching, its that it is too late to turn it off after you realize it should be turned off...

    9. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, for one, am glad that I and my children don't live in America.

      Have you never heard of an off-switch or don't they build then into American TVs so you cant steal from the TV companies by switching off and not watching the progams that occasionally appear between the adverts ?

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    10. Re:Long overdue FCC! by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 1

      How about growing a brain. They rarely watch it. Don't make assumptions. I'm sure many children were wathing the Superbowl.

    11. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      So I take it you keep their heads in the sand about all the wars and bloody conflicts around the world, and protect them from violent professional sports, some of which whose players are even more dangerous off the field?

      The FCC should handle the allotment of the EM spectrum to licensees-period, much like the local transportation department maintains all the traffic lights. Nothing more, nothing less.

    12. Re:Long overdue FCC! by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a citizen in allegedly one of the most "free" countries in the world I am appalled by the FCC's actions. I'm not sure what disturbs me more, the fact that the FCC is yet again trying regulate speech or the fact that this country is so fucking full of god damned prudes.

    13. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      How about you actually raise your children instead of using TeeVee to do it, Troll?

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      Yeah, right.
    14. Re:Long overdue FCC! by SpermanHerman · · Score: 1

      Look buddy, it's people like you who are turning this country into a communist nut-house. Do you believe in the first amendment?

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      Look at howard stern, this gov't is using the fcc as a tool to silence free speech.

      If you don't like it TURN IT OFF.

      ~SpermanHerman

    15. Re:Long overdue FCC! by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 1

      Bingo!

    16. Re:Long overdue FCC! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you seem to be serious?!? so i'll bite. i'm also a father with children. that's beside the point.

      the fcc is effectively acting as the judicial and legislative branches when it's deciding what is and isn't moral for the ears of both adults and of children.

      as a father with children, its your responsibility to monitor what goes in those little ears, and to teach those young 'uns some respect along the way. that's how societ has digressed to a more disrespectfull society. not because some T.V. show uses the word shit or fuck too many times. its because the parents aren't there to monitor their children. they're off earning their 6 figure salaries so they can send the kids to daycare and off to after school activities to lessen the family time together.

      you don't like what's on the air waves? get rid of the television. you don't like what's on the radio (read: stern), do away with the radio. your children will be better off by it (though i'm not giving mine up, i'll just watch it with the kids).

      we don't need some beauracratic (sp) entity to give moral guideance to our children. we need to accept responsibility for our children's upbringing and take action for that. i would much rather have no fcc involvement in the content that is transmitted across the airwaves. sure, i'd personally use my parental controls if there were a 24x7 playboy type channel on the public airwaves, because i think the freedoms outlined in the constitution have more value than the regulations that are far too often implemented.

    17. Re:Long overdue FCC! by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      " As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter, it's disturbing how society continues to slide towards being more disrespectful and crass toward each other."

      And as a father who is raising our kids to understand that words are merely words, and that some are extremely offensive to others, and to have both the maturity and restraint to know WHEN such cases apply, allow me to say that the FCC can go fuck themselves.

      This is a MAJOR problem in the US. We keep expecting society to "protect" our children from themselves. Whatever happened to parents actually parenting? Bad things on TV? TURN THE DAMN THING OFF! Read a freakin' book! Play a game with them! Take them hiking! And instill in them a BASIC FREAKIN' MORAL COMPASS and the ability to think critically!

    18. Re:Long overdue FCC! by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll bite.

      This decision by the FCC is nothing but posturing. It won't stand a court challenge on the face of it. There will be a big hoo-ha, and then after the rule gets unceremoniously dumped by the courts, the FCC will be able to say "Hey, we tried, now lay off the irate phone calls and e-mails."

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    19. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? I read your sentence about ten times and it still doesn't make any sense. I am an American. I wouldn't even have a television, but my roommate likes to watch ESPN so he brought one. Way to go in stereotyping, assfuck.

    20. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound like a southern baptist. Asshole.

    21. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fail to see how seeing Ms Jacksons nipple or hearing someone say fuck is going to corrupt anyones children. I we all want to censor things that e donlt want our children to see there's not going to be much left on TV anymore. I dread the day when my children catch sight of Barnye the Dinosaur. That is offensive

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    22. Re:Long overdue FCC! by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are confusing things a bit.

      The JJ nipple thingy would not have happened if it wasn't for the overreaction it was boudn to cause.

      For that matter, youa re objectign to breast feeding? Must be, can't show somethign as natural as a breast to your kid, esp. not at that age!

      Expecting some rules for what is not appropriate to eb shown during a time when you can expect young children to watch? makes sense. goign beyond that? thats simply censorship, nothign more and nothing less.

    23. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Insightful
      God, I hope your children were never exposed to a nipple on TeeVee. It is bad enough that the babies' bottle tops are shaped like them. Someone ought to do something about that.

      Thank you for supporting the Ban on Nipples on TeeVee, but don't you dare try to shut down wholesome things, like when two football players smack together and one of them gets a broken leg or neck. That shit is the bomb! ...and it helps Timmy build character!

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      Yeah, right.
    24. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Ethernet_Jedi · · Score: 1

      I am a father with children as well. If I find something on the radio etc. to be offensive I change the station. I do this to protect my children. I also constantly iform them of there right to free speech without censorship. I do this to protect them as well.

    25. Re:Long overdue FCC! by notasheep · · Score: 0, Troll
      "And as a father who is raising our kids to understand that words are merely words, and that some are extremely offensive to others, and to have both the maturity and restraint to know WHEN such cases apply, allow me to say that the FCC can go fuck themselves. This is a MAJOR problem in the US. We keep expecting society to "protect" our children from themselves. Whatever happened to parents actually parenting? Bad things on TV? TURN THE DAMN THING OFF! Read a freakin' book! Play a game with them! Take them hiking! And instill in them a BASIC FREAKIN' MORAL COMPASS and the ability to think critically!"

      So...basically you believe there should be no censorship whatsoever on what is shown over public airwaves?

      If you do believe there should be limits, good for you.

      And damn you for censoring my ability to see snuff films on TV. If you don't like it, just "TURN THE DAMN THING OFF".

      An extreme example, but I hope you get the fucking point.

      --
      Your mind looks a little cramped. Why don't you stretch it a little?
    26. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too fucking bad. Does the word fuck on slashdot bother you? Too fucking bad, don't fucking read slashdot :) [Don't like TV? Don't watch it. Loss of ad-revenue hurts the execs more than a fine for swearing. Let the market control language and profanity. Oh yeah, you have a god-given right to get whatever you want 100% of the time. Now I see...]

      Seriously, too bad if kids were watching the Superbowl. Actually, not really. There are bad words in the world. People fuck. Stop shielding them from the real world.

      Honestly, you'd better not let your wife breastfeed your kids. They might see a nipple. And no sex for you two either. What if they walk in!???

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    27. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      How about shuting the fuck up? That's right, I said the word "fuck". Now are you going to prevent your children from viewing Slashdot or are you going to write to your congressman to have Slashdot be censored because you're too lazy to monitor your children?

      As for the Superbowl, the network didn't plan to have Janet flash millions of people.

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    28. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

      The parents prefer to join the Parents Television Council and make sure other people's kids can't hear profanity rather than watching their own.

      If only everyone would mind their own fucking business... :)

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    29. Re:Long overdue FCC! by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 1

      That's outrageous.

    30. Re:Long overdue FCC! by rokzy · · Score: 1

      since have words ever been free? speaking your opinion is free, but using certain words has always been potentially a crime. for example sexual harrassment, or are you fine with adults freely expressing their sexual desires to kids?

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      what part of "well regulated" don't you understand?

    31. Re:Long overdue FCC! by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't ever leave the comfy confines of your border then. Up here in the Great White North, when the Who sing "Who the fuck are you?" the radio station doesn't bleep it out, the DJ's can't sit around and swear (though numerous call in people have from time to time).

      What will the FCC do when they are sued via the DCMA by the RIAA for circumventing the DRM so they can altera digital recording to "bleep" out offensive language?

      So much for freedom of speach, now it is just freedom of speech as long as nobody/group/etc. is offended.

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    32. Re:Long overdue FCC! by WaterTroll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I sort of agree wtih you. I dislike how the whole negative connotation that swearing has earned. I view the word fuck as any other word in the English dictionary... A fucking word! It has its general definition, regional variations in usage and context and what not. But that's it. I hate how this whole stipulation of "bad" words keeps on prevailing in America. The same goes for visual censorship. The word fuck is constantly used in everyday language by many people commonly, quite a few still not so commonly, and at least everyone once in their life. Personally, I view the US's energy to censor words and nudity as a weakness. Go to Europe, you'll see a lot more mature view about the human body, and a lot less of the "oh my! taboo" bullshit here. Censorship sucks :(

    33. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my $deity, you mean a child may have seen a NIPPLE?

      I love our society. A mother can breastfeed in a public place, we all spend the first months of our lives with our mouths on nipples, but put one on the Superbowl and BLAMMO!

      Besides, how contradictory is the statement 'they rarely watch it' and 'I'm sure many children were wathing(sic) the Superbowl'

      Dear (a small number of vocal) Americans:

      Get a fucking clue. You let celebreties show up to awards shows wearing almost nothing to speak of, but it's all good as long as the EVIL NIPPLE isn't there to see!

      I wish I was a female celebrity. I would don a fig leaf, affix some silver dollars to my nipples and go on the air. Just to prove my point.

    34. Re:Long overdue FCC! by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I, for one, applaud the long overdue efforts of the FCC to crack down on this kind of thing. As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter, it's disturbing how society continues to slide towards being more disrespectful and crass toward each other.

      I agree with one point you made - it is disturbing how society slides and degenerates. However, the government, in this case the FCC, is not the solution. Take the Janet Boobie incident - there was so much market outcry and complaints that it will be YEARS before CBS airs something like that - and that's how it should be. The issue was over when the marketplace rose up and complained. For this issue, the FCC was really not needed. Sure, CBSMTVVIACOM didn't like the fines, but the millions of extremely pissed off people is what scared them. People (the marketplace) rejected was CBS was offering as a halftime show. And no, it wasn't just the boobie that upset people, the lyrics and crotch grabbing weren't appreciated either.

      And actually, you can take that one step further - the FCC in general doesn't need to exist - if you don't like the content on Television or Radio - don't watch or listen. Yes, it's really that simple. And as a parent - it's *your* job to censor what your kids watch and listen to, not the government's.

      And finally, to whoever modded the parent as flamebait / troll, that wasn't fair - this guy had an honest opinion on the matter.

    35. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if we make freedom of expression illegal, everyone will stop right. Ever since murder and coveting thy neighbour's wife has been illegal murder and adultrey have stopped. Oh wait. No.

      You can make "fuck" illegal, but when you do the government is one step closer to jailing you for the above comment. Think about that. Society needs to be able to be free to offend other people. Because sometimes good ideas are offensive.

      Sorry if it bothers your kids. Don't watch TV. It's not that good anyway :)

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    36. Re:Long overdue FCC! by PhiltheeG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still, I would prefer to be the one in control when it comes to what I or my children watch, read or listen to. Not the government. Why right does the government have to disagree over what a parent has a responsibility for? Republicans say it's okay to take responsibility for firearms in my house but not a radio?

      As for the slide in society, do we blame people for the verbage of others? I think it has more to do with people taking liberties without being responsible for them. "Hey, some singer says an f-bomb so that mean I can say the f-bomb whenevery I want." That is someone not taking a responsibility for acting civil in public. If someone sees a rape in a movie, commits rape, do you go after the movie or the criminal? If someone kills because of the bible do we start censoring the bible or prosecute the murderer?

      What nerves me about the whole situation is that this FCC business is not about decency, it's about power (and money i.e. power).

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    37. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      Why do you feel the need to defend your crappy television againts my "foreign" comments ?

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    38. Re:Long overdue FCC! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Your are such a WUSS. You remind me of the comment: Crappy parents raise stupid children.

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    39. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      Gee.... nothing controvercial has ever happened at an awards show before.....

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    40. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lord forbid that YOU have to raise your little cracker spawn.

      Very nice. Since he doesn't want his kids to hear f-bombs being dropped by their favorite cartoon characters, you immediately assume he must be white, therefore you must think that minorities like to expose their kids to lots of foul language. Who's the real progressive in that conversation, and who's the backwards thinker?

    41. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Why were kids watching the superbowl? Don't they have better role models?

      Maybe if we start regulating that kind of stupid behavior... we could really solve the problem.

      If idiots didn't watch that crap there might actually be something educational on TV for your kids to watch.

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    42. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn off the SUPERBOWL??? I DON'T watch trashy channels, and don't really care what they do on those channels, but when me and my boy are watching the superbowl, we should be fairly confident that there will not be nudity.

    43. Re:Long overdue FCC! by N8F8 · · Score: 0

      You are either fibbing about having kids or you havn't spent much time with them. Till they are teenagers they are little more than little robots parroting what they see around them.

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    44. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The excuse can be made that you should monitor what your children watch, but anyone who thought their child would be exposed to the F word or Janet Jackson's nipple shield in primetime, atenna television is either Ms. Cleo or paranoid.

      Let me summarize the program in question:

      Male agressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence,
      Beer commercials/beer commercials/beer commercials
      Male agressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence,
      Beer commercials/government propaganda/beer commercials
      Male agressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence, male aggressivity/violence,
      Nipple

      OMG! Somebody think of the children!

      I rest my case.

    45. Re:Long overdue FCC! by I8TheWorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      as a father who is raising our kids to understand that words are merely words, and that some are extremely offensive to others, and to have both the maturity and restraint to know WHEN such cases apply

      It's really nice to know there are still parents out there who think like I do and believe it's the responsibility of the parents to teach and or protect their children. Unfortunately, we're in a sad minority on those views. It's too easy to make children, then let the schools and the TV babysit them... practically effortless.

      I don't think I want my children "numbed" by shows that use profanity as it there were no tomorrow, so we don't let them watch shows like The Sopranos, rather than complain to HBO about it.

      TV is a fairly decent tool for recreation, but shouldn't be a medium where kids spend all their free time, wether it be watching Nickelodeon, the Science Channel, or playing a PS2 game. Unfortunately, a good number of parents would rather let their kids stare glassy eyed at the TV rather than expend the energy it takes to spend time with them.

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    46. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 1

      Comparison of Janet Jackson's nipple and football... wow... that's great. Do I want my kid watching what Bertuzzi did to that Avalanche player? Nope. Wouldn't want it. But it's something I would EXPECT to see. The thing is, awards show generally aren't the place you hear the F word and CBS generally isn't the place you see nipples. Much less on prime time. Things like this need to be put in check however dumb you think I am.

    47. Re:Long overdue FCC! by lax-goalie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Think about this for a second -- the only place the FCC's "cracking down" is on publicly-regulated airwaves.

      The issue isn't about parents letting the TV raise them. My business partner has a six year old, who's huge into football. She and her husband carefully control what their kids are allowed to watch. When he wanted to watch the Super Bowl, the expectation was that she was letting her son watch a football game, not some washed-up "musician's" saggy boob. That's the whole point of the FCC's action.

      There are plenty of other outlets for all sorts of creative expression. Nobody would have noticed if the JJ incident happened on MTV. All the FCC is doing is keeping the public airwaves broadly "public".

    48. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Homology · · Score: 1
      How about you actually raise your children instead of using TeeVee to do it, Troll?

      That's why you spend time on Slashot?

      Just kidding, my baby is now sleeping ;-)

    49. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is not a censorship issue. It's a money issue.

      Television broadcasters are allowed exclusive access to use our airwaves for free. In exchange for this incredibly valuable resource, which is collectively owned by The People, they are compelled to serve the public interest, which includes conforming to public standards of decent behavior.

      It has been proposed many times by libertarians such as myself that TV signal bands should be auctioned off like real-estate to whoever is willing to pay for it, and then the FCC could collect a small tax from them for enforcement, but otherwise broadcasters could do whatever they like with the airwave spectrum they've purchased fair and square. The networks are addicted to free bandwidth, though, so they scream and wail every time it's brought up. Unless and until such a reform is made, they are accountable to the people, and the FCC is charges with enforcing the will of the people.

      If you want to watch a show where people say "fuck" all the time, subscribe to HBO on cable. The Sopranos just recently got season 5 underway.

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    50. Re:Long overdue FCC! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Thank you for supporting the Ban on Nipples on TeeVee, but don't you dare try to shut down wholesome things, like when two football players smack together and one of them gets a broken leg or neck.

      Yeah, this week's South Park pretty much nailed it. (Oops, can I say "nailed"?)

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    51. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 0, Troll

      You know what? Most people who have children become miserable assholes. And what do they do? The try to make everyone around them as miserable as they are.

    52. Re:Long overdue FCC! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Only in America is a breast considered nudity. Its just a breast, get over it. Make sure your son doesnt look at his mother too long, he might get an idea of what one might looks like. And god forbid he goes outside.

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    53. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Medgur · · Score: 1

      so give them something that matches your values to parrot and stop relying on someone else to do it for you

    54. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      You're comparing apples to organges. By that person's logic, it actually OK to broadcast snuff films. However, the action that goes into making such a film (namely, killing someone) is an illegal act before the fact. Keep in mind that you already can watch broadcasts where people are doing illegal things (high speed chases, etc.).

    55. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I'm a person, a member of the public. And nipples and sayingn "fuck" don't bother me. To be honest, I don't really care to see it on TV, but I respect the right for other people to see that if they want to :)

      If you don't like what a network broadcasts, don't buy products from the advertisers. That should fix the network's "ideals" up quite quickly.

      But not everyone wants to live in a Christian bubble*. I love God, but I also love the right to free expression. Those can go hand in hand.

      * Hell, not everyone's Christian. All of these "morals" might even OFFEND some other taxpaper. Too bad we're not all drones :)

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    56. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, didja' all get a good laugh at the horse fart? Or did the boys wonder about penile dysfunction?

    57. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference between saying "fuck" here and "fuck" on TV can be seen as different. Most parents will want to "filter" the content presented to children until the child is deemed ready to deal with the content. I for one don't want my children running around using foul language, not so much because it offends people, but rather because the language is generally associated with people who lack intelligence to choose a more socially acceptable word. If suddenly one of these words becomes the accepted word, then sure, they'll learn it at a younger age. Really if you think about it, what's the difference between penis and dick? They both indicate the same body part. The difference is what people deem as acceptable.

      Now are you going to prevent your children from viewing Slashdot or are you going to write to your congressman to have Slashdot be censored because you're too lazy to monitor your children?

      I for one believe the web should not be sensored. This environment is truly one where a person can express whatever ideas they like. What I do appreciate is content ratings (similar to movies, video games, etc...) where I can filter the content at my end. Your comment about parents preventing children from viewing content is where I believe control should be. Not everyone will want to have the filtering and they shouldn't have to put up with it. Some things can be better expressed using foul language (adds a bit of emphasis in most cases).

    58. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Golias · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm a person, a member of the public.

      Correct. However, you are not the only member of the public. If you were, then TV standards would conform to exactly what you want to see and not exclude anything if you were okay with it. However, the general consensus of the people (not just religious people - being an athiest does not mean you lack manners) is that public profanity is simply rude behavior.

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    59. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I learned my share of bad words while in school. TV is just one of the outlet where your children may learn bad words.

      I would not be suprised that the web would be the next target for censorship because there will parents out there who may feel that they need more time to watch the Superbowl then setting up content filters on their kid's computers. It will be much easier for them to write to their congressman requesting that they ban porn, slashdot, or any other offending websites.

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    60. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      alright, I'll take you on...

      So it's my job as a father to know and watch what my children is exposed to...

      so what do I do if the enxt episode of spongebob squarepants has a session of sandy getting sacked by the starfish?? this is the same as having a boobie shot on the superbowl and the idiot bono swearing on a supposedly rated G awards show.

      sorry but I damn well expect that a rated G show will not have a sexfest or a low-iq loser starting to spout filth.

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    61. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so should I happily sit there quietly when the low IQ idiots at mc-donalds sit dow nand start yacking shit this fuck that shit shit fuck fuck shit fuck? wearing his fuck you t-shirt?

      sorry, but the crud is everywhere, and I get IN THE FACE of losers that think profanity is normal/neat.

    62. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      its your responsibility to monitor what goes in those little ears

      One would think that the superbowl would be something that would be safe for children to watch live...

      Unless you want to pre-watch everything that your children are going to watch, you need some sort of basic rating standards to ensure that shows stay within some kind of boundaries.

      Now, I'm all for allowing certain channels/timeslots/whatever to say whatever they want on TV - I'll just make sure the kids aren't tuning in then. However, prime time programming should meet reasonable standards of decency.

      You argue that if you don't like something on TV get rid of the TV. Well, there are books out there that I wouldn't want my kids to read - does that mean that I shouldn't let them read at all? That's just silly. The simple solution is for there to be ratings standards for TV shows, and if I don't want my kid to watch something I can just set up my V-chip accordingly.

      It is good for parents to spend time with the kids, but it is unrealistic to expect parents to be sitting in the same room as the kids 24x7. You can be responsible for screening what they're watching without having to float overhead like a hawk. And there can be a reasonable balance between instrusive censorship and anything-goes.

    63. Re:Long overdue FCC! by brulman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a friend with a young son said to me that it wasn't the nipple that bothered him aqs a father, so much as the act of Timberlake ripping off Jackson's top. It was an agressive, arguably denigrating act. It is an entirely different thing that seeing a mother feed her child. Dind't phase me much, but when people say they don't want their young children seeing that crap I find it hard to argue. Granted, the game itself is violent, but it isn't gratuitous, nor is it designed to promulgate disdain towards a class of people (i.e. women.)

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    64. Re:Long overdue FCC! by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't take parenting advice from the likes of BENDER!

    65. Re:Long overdue FCC! by robochan · · Score: 1

      Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom

      We'll ban that book and T.V. show,
      Forget that movie, no you can't go.
      Can't sell that record, don't like that song.
      We know what's right we know what's wrong.
      Can't have abortions, what's yours ain't yours,
      Just obey the laws.
      Too young to drink, say no to drugs
      We'll take your piss and blood.

      'All the world's a stage you get the lead.
      Ain't no way I'm gonna play the part of the fool,
      There ain't no way man - no way!'

      Bikers wear helmets, cars safety belts
      You might hurt yourself.
      We're watching out, We're watching out
      We're watching out for you...

      Well the new right's been at work some time
      They ain't so new no more
      Can you hear 'em knockin'
      Knockin' down your door.
      1984 has past, forget about Big Brother,
      Welcome to the 90's where the government's your mother.

      They'll tell you - don't do that.
      They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good.
      Big Mother is watching you
      Mother's protecting you
      Mommy knows what's right for you

      They force their will on all the rest
      They got the power, they know what's best.
      The high court is stacked to the right
      Old man on the left won't live through the night.

      They'll tell you - don't do that
      They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good
      Big Mother is watching you
      Mother's protecting you
      Mommy knows what's right for you...
      Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom
      The Bill of Rights just disappeared
      There it is - whoops it's gone!
      Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom
      All your rights just disappeared
      Everybody stay calm.

      First amendment casualties, but they won't be the last,
      Kiss the Bill of Rights goodbye it's disappearing fast.

      They'll tell you - don't do that
      They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good
      Big Mother is watching you
      Mother's protecting you
      Mommy knows what's right for you...
      Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom
      The Bill of Rights just disappeared
      There it is - whoops it's gone!
      Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom
      All your rights just disappeared
      Everybody stay calm.

      reference

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    66. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Diaspar · · Score: 1

      I don't entirely agree with you. The problem is that right now quiet the opposite is slowly becoming true: the politicians and certain interest groups dictate rules, not the marketplace. For example, take stern: the guy was pulled off the air primarily for attacking bush, not for enraging people. He is #1 in almost every market that he's broadcast in! That sais something about the market rules right there. right now the president appealing to religious groups for the election overrides "common sense" principles, unfortunately.

      Also, I'm an adult and i WOULD like to hear and see things on the radio and tv. In most of the europe, you can walk into many regular "un-screened" stored and see boobies and cursewords on postcards, mugs and etc.. people know better, and think critically. Here (in usa), you'll always have somebody scream "OH MY GOD!!! WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN" and all hell breaks loose... fuckers

    67. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because people killing each other hasn't been going on FOREVER
      Personally, I think people are becoming more civilized in the world. If your kids don't know the difference between entertainment and reality, well, I hope they don't go to school with my kids.

    68. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      I picked them up at school and from friends as well. I'm sure my kids will do the same.

      I find the web to be more difficult to regulate than traditional media outlets (physical address, licensing, limited sources, etc...). I don't know the statistics on web sites, but I'm sure there are quite a few out there and setting up a method to regulate them would be difficult and it would really upset a portion of the population. Throw in the fact that regulation would need to be international and I believe regulation will pretty much be unrealistic. Also consider that, at least in the US, the ACLU will likely stop any regulation.

      I still like the idea of controlling content at the desktop level. I realize this can't solve all problems (sites without rating information, new sites not on "list", kids at friends how where filter isn't installed, etc...) but it seems the best solution. At some point though, education has to take over. While I'm sure my kids are not very good with the computers yet, it's only a matter of time till they start hacking away at any controls I setup. Good thing I do software R&D with Sys Admin on the side. Should be able to keep ahead of the kids for a while.

    69. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either fibbing about having kids or you havn't spent much time with them. Till they are teenagers they are little more than little robots parroting what they see around them.

      You're missing the point. We all know kids are impressionable. What the parent poster was trying get through your thick skull was this:

      You have two basic (not mutually exclusive) options in how your deal with profanity:

      A. You can censor everything. (Good luck)
      B. You spend time with your kids and nurture their critical thinking skills from the youngest age possible.

      Lastly, while I agree that many kids esentially act as robots that parrot behavior, well nurtured kids are much more capable than just parrotting behavior.

    70. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, the PTC.

      headed up by some homebody mother who learned how to use clipart in MS Word, pissed at the world because she's not getting laid on a regular basis because she's now a statistic in the 50% divorce rate

    71. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      I don't think I want my children "numbed" by shows that use profanity as it there were no tomorrow, so we don't let them watch shows like The Sopranos, rather than complain to HBO about it.
      Maybe I just got neurochemically lucky, but my parents let me watch all manner of violent, profane TV and movies as a kid. They also explained to me -- explicitly -- that profanity was fine to use in certain situations, but if you use it too much, it loses its power and meaning.

      As a result, I don't swear much, but I do swear when I get angry or upset, or when there really is no better way to describe it. No other phrase in the English language has the same power and connotations as "Holy shit!"

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    72. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      "standards of decent behavior". define that, because the Congress and the FCC have failed to do so. the only law saying what's decent and what's not are the "7 Dirty Words"

      as far as hbo ... if this "let the gov't tell you what is ok" mentality continues, it won't be long before hbo/cable/ppv is regulated

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    73. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read my sig, it has a special relevance to people like you who expect the government to protect your children from your own bad parenting.

      Why do you think people believe that the government should be raising their children? It's because the government acts as though it should. The more powers the government takes from individuals, families, and communities, the more responsibilities it takes.

    74. Re:Long overdue FCC! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      being an athiest does not mean you lack manners

      No, but according to Bush you should lack citizenship. Source for this is higher in same story.

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    75. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you don't like what's on the air waves? get rid of the television. you don't like what's on the radio (read: stern), do away with the radio. your children will be better off by it (though i'm not giving mine up, i'll just watch it with the kids).

      It's certainly true that the kids will probably be better without TV and radio, but that's not exactly the point. The airwaves are a limited public commodity. Why shouldn't a public agency decide how they are to be used?

      What if I created interference to prevent clear television signals from coming through? Could I just say "Well, if you don't like the static, don't watch it"? I expect that some public agency would have a bone to pick with me, and that you'd believe that they were justified.

    76. Re:Long overdue FCC! by HepCatA · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this: Satire Wire

    77. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The JJ nipple thingy would not have happened if it wasn't for the overreaction it was bound to cause.

      Of course the purpose of it was to shock. This is one of the strategies used by celebrities on the decline -- an attempt to regain some kind of edginess.

      But the problem is, it's gotten a hell of a lot harder to shock people.

      "Shit", "hell", "damn", crotch-grabbing, and so on are now pretty tame for major US broadcast events. Until this recent decision, "fuck" was becoming acceptable for all practical purposes.

      And in the clothing department, if you watch the Oscars, the wardrobe designers for the actresses have had to try harder and harder to make outfits that are sufficiently 'out there'. Accidental-on-purpose nipple exposure was bound to be used eventually as a strategy.

      So the problem here is: if everyone decides not to get offended any more at people punctuating their speeches with "fuck", tit-baring in an erotic context, etc on broadcast TV, we're just going to move on to the next stage, whatever that may be. Probably "cunt", some dry-humping... yeah, they'll think of something.

      And when we get used to that, they'll just have figure out a way to get more offensive.

      Face it. These people need the FCC to set boundaries. This isn't about freedom of expression. They want to be just barely on the edge of what's permissible. And if the FCC says, "oh yeah, sure, you guys can do that... we don't give a shit", it just means they have to try harder to find something that really offends people.

    78. Re:Long overdue FCC! by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! I also agree with the push to clean up the public airwave. For one thing, it is not *my* job to turn off filth when the shock jocks toss it out in public. I don't want to turn on a radio with family in the car, hear something objectionable and THEN have to tune out. I want the stuff you see and hear and find in public acceptable, and the potty brains that want it can tune in their private parts channel. You can find anything you want if you look for it. I just don't want it hanging out in full public view where those of us who *DONT* want to degrade ourselves keep getting an inadvertant dose.

      And don't blame the fcc - the whole thing is the result of Jackson, Bono, etc. They're the one's that brought this on by their actions, lack of self control, cheek, pushing the limits of what you can get away with, publicity seeking, etc.

      If there's any one thing that makes the Muslim world think the west is Satan's Brothel, it's what goes on in the media, so don't whine about 'Christian' moralists pushing their values on you.

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    79. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      here's what you do. you stop letting your kids watch spongebob. eventually, profits for their advertisers will drop, and they will stop advertising on spongebob. spongebob will go off tv.

      what you don't do is rely on the gov't to teach your children what's acceptable and what's not. that's your job as a father.

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    80. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a friend with a young son said to me that it wasn't the nipple that bothered him aqs a father, so much as the act of Timberlake ripping off Jackson's top.

      Yeah, I've heard that argument, and it's bullshit. If he'd ripped off her top to reveal a bikini or an undershirt, nobody would be bitching! Hell, if he'd pulled out a bullwhip and pretended to be beating her, there would have been much less controversy! (That last would have offended me but I generally find myself in a minority when it comes to the relative offensiveness of violence vs. sex and/or nudity.) On the other hand, if Janet had calmly and peacefully pulled off her own top to reveal her own nipple, the general public reaction would have been almost identical.

      The fact is that we had a firestorm of controversy because a nipple was exposed on live television. Oh the horror, oh the humanity. The supposed violence of the act (and frankly, it didn't look that violent to me) is a distraction being clutched at by those who want to be offended by the nipple but have barely enough intellectual integrity left to realize their position isn't very sound or defensible.

      My kids were weaned only a couple of years ago. I don't see any reason why the sight of a nipple on television should be dangerous or harmful to them. They've seen plenty of nipples in their lives, and will probably (hopefully) see plenty more before those lives are done.

    81. Re:Long overdue FCC! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      There is a difference though. There is nothing in the Constitution giving you the right to walk naked all over the streets. But there is something there protecting speech.

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    82. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most parents will want to "filter" the content presented to children until the child is deemed ready to deal with the content."

      Isn't that what the TV rating system is for? If a show is rated R, don't let junior watch it. Shit, the government even has the V chip to stop this kind of thing.

      Oh wait, I forgot... TV is what we use to raise our children.

    83. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

      Well look who it is..mr john q hero. Your missing the point. The crux of the matter is that this is the GOVERNMENT doing the censoring. I don't recall the first ammendment stating anything about YOU not being able to censor or try to censor whatever is in your particular sphere of influence. YOU "getting in someone's face"is not nearly as frightening as Gov't agents appearing and taking you away because you said something in bad taste.

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    84. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it is disturbing how society slides and degenerates"

      No, its about goddamned time people stop being so childish and think Jesus throws lightening bolts down at you or will send you to hell for looking at a tit or saying "fuck" on TV.

      You laugh at cavemen workshiping a tree, but then you do the same thing.

      Do you realize how pathetic you are?

    85. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Golias · · Score: 1
      as far as hbo ... if this "let the gov't tell you what is ok" mentality continues, it won't be long before hbo/cable/ppv is regulated

      That's a "slippery slope" argument, and I consider them invalid as a rule, because warnings of slippery slopes are nearly always used as a weapon of the extreme of one side or the other against the moderate position.

      The FCC exists to regulate the public airwaves. You can say that it's a bad compromise between private industry and the public interest, but it's the one that our elected officials have opted for. Cable TV is privately-owned infrastructure, and falls outside the scope of the government's broadcast regulations, as it should.

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    86. Re:Long overdue FCC! by aspjut · · Score: 1

      Will hearing or saying fuck really effect your children or anyone?
      If someone wants to insult you they can do it with or without profanity.
      There words people. They help us express ourselves. Wether for fucking brilliance or ignorant stupidity any kind of censorship limits our ability to express.

    87. Re:Long overdue FCC! by notasheep · · Score: 1

      It's not comparing apples to oranges. Both have to do with what should be, or shouldn't be, considered appropriate material for broadcast.

      I understand the other person's logic, and that they really didn't think about the FCC having a valid place in moderating TV content. It's a necessity. The only thing that should be open to debate is where the lines are drawn. The post I replied to basically said "Don't censor my TV!", and they just weren't thinking.

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    88. Re:Long overdue FCC! by notasheep · · Score: 1

      It's simple. Either you believe there is content that isn't suitable for broadcast over open airwaves or you believe anything goes.

      If you believe in the former then the only discussion should be where to draw the line, and you'll probably agree we need some agency to enforce the line.

      If you believe the latter, well...you're nuts. ;)

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    89. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I must step in and say you are a moron.

      I know name-calling's low, but your argument is based solely on a weird, and almost completely US-centric, view of what's obscene.

      You can see men's breasts without a problem. Even fat, saggy male breasts. But if it comes from a woman, it's obscene. Okay, whatever, nice biased view there.

      But here's the bigger part of your argument that makes you sound like a moron. The kid watches the Super Bowl that should be family-friendly, and a boob is the problem that was shown for barely a second, if that.

      But you seem to have no problems with the beer commercials, the erectile dysfunction ads, the advertisements for television series rated for adults, movies that are rated R...

      If a breast is really that offensive to the six year old and these aren't, then really, the parents are breeding the worst kind of obscenity in the kid, and he'll grow up thinking erections are fine if you take pills, but not if you look at a curvy thing on a female.

      Congrats.

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    90. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like this stuff happens all the time. How exactly should these things be put in check? Arrest and fine the people involved, to make an example of them?

    91. Re:Long overdue FCC! by GAVollink · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Barney _is_ offensive, agreed. Barney is given a specific half hour slot that is planned in advance. To plan for your children to not be exposed to Barney (on T.V.), you can do so quite easily.

      I'm all for in context swearing on television when they stipulate a disclaimer in advance. The worst thing is when a regular show comes on, and the context suddenly slips into profanity without warning.

      How cute is it when a 3-year-old says, "This is fucking great" - and repeats it because of the exciting reaction culled from both sides. Look at the polarity (and sheer number) of posts here. That three-year-old gets all of it from the teenager laughing, "that's cool!", to the old lady, "my WORD!".

      So what context does that child have for the proper use of words that create such polarity? I, as a parent, struggle with that.

      Further, in school (no choice here, all US children must go to school), the kids curse - to eachother. If your child thinks it is "just fine" to curse to a teacher, your child will be punished. Is this censorship, too? Yes, perhaps it is. It also teaches the lesson that there are appropriate times, places and situations where cursing is acceptable (which is true in school, business, the courtroom and government). So, until everything comes into perfect alignment and there is no inappropriate time and place, at least tell me before cursing to my kids.

      For the Superbowl, my kids did watch, and they never saw the nipple. If they did, they didn't see the nipple. Sure as hell though, they were grossly effected by it the next day. Because of the polarized REACTION to it. So now nudity is just a little more "cool", and a little more "accepted" - but sure as hell, I don't want my kids mooning the teacher, or a football stadium.

    92. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let me guess, they tell you to fuck off, laugh, and you go back sulking to your table, right? Or do get yourself carted off to jail...i'm sure seeing that would be a much better influence on the kids than someone cussing.

    93. Re:Long overdue FCC! by My_Dirty_Facist_Ass · · Score: 0

      "...So it's my job as a father to know and watch what my children is exposed to..."

      Um, yeah. You're a parent, you chose to bring a life into the world, you made a choice to accept the responsibility of rearing a child. That includes, among other things, knowing what your child is exposed to and helping him/her be prepared for such things. If you're going to let Spongebob Squarepants raise your child and then complain when your children are exposed to something that you have not prepared them for, (such as sex and violence, you know, being human), then you, IMO, don't deserve to be a parent. But anyone can be a parent, it's not based on merit. Funny how you have to have a license to drive a car, but any fucknut can have children.

    94. Re:Long overdue FCC! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      On French TV, ads for shower gel and tanning products often show nipples, whether in the daytime or at night.

      In the UK, the Janet Jackson incident was basically shown on TV. I know no-one who thought it shocking. Most people understood it was a stunt (which worked).

    95. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beautiful reply. If these assholes would spend more time raising their own children and less time trying to raise everyone elses children they wouldnt have time for this shit.

    96. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      cable and satellite providers are privately industry. the fcc wants to regulate them too. slippery slope doesn't apply

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    97. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would think that the superbowl would be something that would be safe for children to watch live...

      And football being one of the most violent games around is ok for them to watch?

      The whole damn thing should be rated R, are you getting the point yet?

      I personally consider watching drugged out overpaid men bash each other all over the field to be more pornographic than Janets tit.

    98. Re:Long overdue FCC! by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Recently, our 10 year old tore a pretty big hole in his knee playing basketball. It was pretty funny because his mother told him (while cutting off the remaining damaged skin) "Ok, if you need to cuss, you can do it now." He didn't, but we do the same thing with our kids. Sometimes, swearing is appropriate, but usually not. My problem with the Sopranos (and I'm a hypocrite... she and I watch it) is the profanity is ALL OVER every conversation, and I think it's a bit much for our 8 and 10 year olds. Our 14 year old can watch it with us, but she hates the show anyway.

      I certainly don't believe in hiding the reality of the world from our children, but I do think they can only handle so much at certain ages. Maybe I'm a even little overprotective in saying that, but they come along, and we typically beat them to it before the questions start.

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    99. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      * Read a freakin' book! *

      Do you realize just how profain most books are?!?!? With no regulation comittee telling me what I can and can't read how am I to know what I should or shouldn't read? Books aren't even rated! My poor defensless child could get his hands on something the likes of 1984 or Fahrenheit 451! Can you honestly say you want your children reading that kind of antisocial smut? I can't be there 24/7 to make sure my child doesn't read something questionable.

      We need a committee to regulate what can and can't be printed. Until one exists I don't think we can morally allow our children to read books.

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    100. Re:Long overdue FCC! by McCrapDeluxe · · Score: 1

      Hi. I'm a young person. I often go to church youth conferences, which are a very respectful and accepting environment. Interestingly enough, I, and essentially everyone else there, swears a whole fucking lot. It's damn good, semi-clean fun.

    101. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And actually, you can take that one step further - the FCC in general doesn't need to exist - if you don't like the content on Television or Radio - don't watch or listen. Yes, it's really that simple. And as a parent - it's *your* job to censor what your kids watch and listen to, not the government's.

      The FCC does need to exist and DOES need to regulate things that cause a general public outcry.

      The FCC doesn't regulate satellite or cable... because those DON'T USE PUBLIC RESOURCES! Broadcast TV and Radio do! They use part of the electromagnetic spectrum that, conceivably, you and I could use!

      In the same way, broadcast television uses a public resource - a broadcast channel. If it does things the community at large deems offensive, it is within the right of the community to revoke that station's "license" to exclusive use of a public forum and return that forum to the public.

      Remember, for Broadcast TV to exercise its Freedom of Speech requires that my, your, and everyone else's Freedom of Speech be taken away in that particular ***PUBLIC*** venue.

      There needs to be a darn good reason for you, me, and everyone else to agree to give up our rights... and we (as a public) have agreed that as long as broadcast TV isn't "offensive," the production quality is a "darn good reason." But when the public outcry reaches the levels it did during the Superbowl (200,000 complaints is NOT a trivial number, even if it is a fraction of a percent of Super Bowl watchers), it indicates that the public is no longer convinced that giving up their rights is a good idea... and the public has a right to demand a return of their Free Speech rights (in the form of ripping Broadcast TV's license and returning that portion of spectrum to non-exclusive use).

      At the end of the day, the public is not "taking away Broadcast TV/Radio's" right to Freedom of Speech. Rather, we are demanding that they return our right of Free Speech to us... and taking away their non-constitutionally-guaranteed "Right to Be Heard."

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    102. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what the TV rating system is for? If a show is rated R, don't let junior watch it.

      I agree with this part of your posting and even a bit with

      Oh wait, I forgot... TV is what we use to raise our children.

      Some parents will rely on the TV to be the "baby sitter", but you can't claim that all parents do. In my home, my wife does not work (although is attending part time college while the kids are in school) and between the two of us, we raise our kids. TV is primarily used for entertainment and the amount and content is set by us, not the kids, and the rating guide is used in our decisions (although not the sole discriminator - program description, preview, etc... - digital cable programming guide is nice).

      I think the big concern over content is when it is a surprise. Imagine watching SpongeBob with your children and all of a sudden SpongeBob and Sandy fucking in the cartoon. This would certainly be unacceptable as the content is designed for young viewers. The same concept can be applied to broadcast television during normal viewing times. You just expect that the viewing audience will be diverse (wide age range). If a target audience is expected, then properly label the shows rating.

      I think the rating system on the shows is adequate for the most part, as long as the broadcasters actually label them correctly. Of course, the overall responsibility is on the parents. As a parent though, any help in content ratings is much appreciated.

    103. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Ever occur to you that the reason you don't typically see those things in those places is because the government has forbidden it, and not because there's some inherent reason not to have them there? You *really* think a gathering of music industry professionals doesn't normally have profanity?

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    104. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One would think that the superbowl would be something that would be safe for children to watch live...

      Haha, that's just funny - are you implying that seeing a breast on TV is not "safe" and will spoil their tiny little minds, when not more than a handful of years before they were most likely gaining nourishment from one of these very same milk dispensers? Can you see how stupid that actually sounds?

      I *do* agree with you that there should be a "reasonable balance" based on time of day, maybe similar to the system that the UK uses, but I must say that, after having visitied the States again a few months ago (FL this time), American public TV is quite possibly the most dull, retarded, base-level, content-between-the-commercials drivel that I've seen in any country I've had the pleasure of visiting. If the American people as a whole can't (or aren't allowed to) take any responsibility for what they, or their children, watch, then that's precisely what you end up with. And unfortunately it's rubbish.

    105. Re:Long overdue FCC! by lax-goalie · · Score: 1

      Whah, there, Dragon. You're putting a ton of words in my mouth, there.

      What's strange is for somebody to think that if we're talking about the regulation of public airwaves in the US, that a "US-centric" view of what's obscene isn't exactly the issue. Other nations can, and do, regulate their own airwaves differently, and it's none of my business.

      The point isn't where I think women's breasts are obscene (frankly, I quite like them!), but if the halftime show was appropriate content on a US broadcast network during a widely-viewed (read: general audience) event.

      Given the "US-centric" comment, I'll guess that you're not from here. So, ya'll ought to know that, over here, the "nipple incident" really turned into a metaphor for the whole over-the-top halftime show. Many of my friends who have kids tell me that once they realized what was going on, halftime turned into rodeo time; rounding up their kids and getting them out of dodge. A lot of them are still pretty pissed off about that.

      Your point about commercial content seems reasonably well-taken. (But, then, I'm a moron, so what do I know?) On the other hand, it's pretty easy to distract a kid for 30 seconds when a Cialis ad comes on, something that a lot of parents do pretty routinely, which makes it less of an issue.

      Whether you agree that parents are making appropriate choices isn't the point. What is, and the point you fail to understand, is that what they allow their children to see is their choice to make, and not Janet Jackson's or MTV's. People felt blindsided by the halftime show, punctuated by the nipple, becuase there was no expectation that something like that was coming. A lot of people are still pretty pissed.

      Whether you agree, or not, the public airwaves in the US are regulated, and there are content standards. The halftime show was designed to, without warning, "push the envelope", and did. Many viewers, particularly those with children, were upset. Many registered voters complained, and the FCC is changing the regulatory environment.

      That's the way the system works; I'd even venture that that's the way it's supposed to work. If you don't like it, do what you need to do and run for Congress.

    106. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      or just a human being for that matter,
      I resent the implication that, because I think the FCC is being dictatorial and fascist, I'm not a human being. Did it ever occur to you that maybe intrusive government regulation is not the best solution to this particular issue?
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    107. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      their child would be exposed to the F word or Janet Jackson's nipple shield in primetime

      So WHAT if your precious child (supposing you actually have at least one) sees an adult female nipple? Surely (s)he has sucked during childhood? You are aware of the fact that humans are actually also born naked aren't you?

      I have yet to hear a single rationale reason for censoring nudity. Try to give me just ONE valid reason and then we can talk.

      It's one thing to base ugly censorship on some half-legitimate reasoning, and another to do it on some weird cultural perversion of being scared of fairly common non-harmful things like nudity. I don't like censorship of any kind, but I despise and detest this ad hoc "just cause I say so" censorship you are advocating.

    108. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      I would say that the 'general public' find fart and belching in public more rude and offensive than most of the profane words. While I can't imagine people running around shouting 'cunt' all the time, most of the other words are well within bounds, and would likely not raise an eyebrow. The government seems to try very hard to restrict the flow of society, but it amazes me how it does so in the wrong direction, by shielding us from free speech and sexual expression while filling our television screens with violence and hatred.

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    109. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      I normally agree with you on the 'slippery slope' argument. For the most part, I think the idea that that government or people will give or take too much when you engage common sense is a precedent more dangerous than a slippery slope would likely be.

      However, in this instance, Congress HAS attempted to pass amendments that would extend FCC regulation to cable television, subjecting it to the same standards as broadcast television. And from what I can tell, it only failed to pass by a hair width margin.

      This is a situation where some sort of community action would be best. Your congressman works for you, and most of us are very bad managers, letting our employee have free reign without any oversight. Time to hold OURSELVES accountable for the decisions that THEY make.

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    110. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Pantheraleo2k3 · · Score: 1

      +5 Knows What He/She/It's Talking About!

      Profanity will always have its place. Windows admins for one will need it to do their jobs. As long as there is corporate corruption, we need profane words. As long as politicians are corrupt we need profane words. I could go on forever but I will end by citing something my parents always told me:

      Everything in Moderation

    111. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Qacker · · Score: 1

      Yea censorship sucks but some EU nations do it too. In Germany you can't talk about Nazis in a pro way.

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    112. Re:Long overdue FCC! by IckySplat · · Score: 1

      The right to arm bears

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    113. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      it wasn't the nipple that bothered him aqs a father, so much as the act of Timberlake ripping off Jackson's top. It was an agressive, arguably denigrating act.

      Amen!

      Furthermore, I am never offended by pretty women's nipples, but I am offended by people who obviously make deliberate acts meant to generate a reaction who then claim "accident" or "wardrobe malfunction" when they get more than they bargained for.

      Man, I had forgotten how wrong and agressive that whole thing looked...

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    114. Re:Long overdue FCC! by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      When people decide to not get offended by such things, the shock effect will be gone and there is no longer a reason to look for extremes in that way.

    115. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what! AFAIC, JJ's tittie at the superbowl was just one more pigskin!

    116. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      And hey, I completely agree with you. If you, as a parent, don't want your children exposed to profanity, then you keep them from it. That's your right, privilege, and (some would say) duty as a parent.

      But it is and should not be the government's or anyone else's duty to decide what my child can and cannot see. My wife will be giving birth in a few months and we both know very well what kind of control we need and want over our child's development.

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    117. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I mean no offense to you, but your post stood out, so I'm adding my comment to it.

      Personally, the word fuck does not offend me, but rather diminishes the percieved intelligence level of almost any phrase containing it (except for, of course, those rare phrases in which the word is used correctly).

      I love listening to a well-formed sentence. Just as fine paintings please the eye, an eloquent phrase can please the ear. However, using the word fuck as a catch all adjective, in my opinion, is to speech what splatter fart-screening a blank canvas is to visual art.

      There is also the issue of offense. Some people are offended by the word, so why not have the courtesy, especially on public airwaves, to dip into the cornucopia of other equally effective adjectives to accentuate your speech?

      Slang and phrases spoken publicly are naturally assimilated into the collective speech of society. Must we all clothe ourselves in the mental habiliments of the obtuse? I think not.

    118. Re:Long overdue FCC! by op00to · · Score: 1

      Oh .. yeah .. Rock stars are totally responsible and absolutely love adhering to standards. That elvis guy was a censor's DREAM! Who would have guessed one of them might have used a DIRTY WORD at an awards show?

    119. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and obviousally any fucknut can post to slashdot without READING. why dont you actually TRY reading the post first.

      the TV shows tell me that they are G rated, therefore any LAWS that force that show to be G rated, what they promised me is a damn good thing.

      Maybe if you actually READ the post you could have had a real response. I am extremely happy that the FCC is cracking down on the idiots and morons that think open pornography and profanity is cool. Sorry but the Grammy awars is Rated G and for the family broadcast with that promise at a time the family should watch it. Bono was a complete idiot for having no respect for familes by saying what he said at an awards show that he KNEW that children would be watching, same as for Janet Jacksons' intentional flashing stunt.. If this was on David Letterman or Jay Leno or other show that was rated NOT for children or to be advised that this might happen I am all cool about and happy for.

      Basically, I support the FCC fining the hell out of these fools on TV that think they can do what they want and I hope they REALLY crack down on this inappropiate behaivoir when it is promised to the viewers that it will not happen.

      if we want a full blown Orgy on the man show then let's have it! but I dont want the teletubbies to have a sodomyfest when they promise not to.

      so the FCC is doing something that is very long overdue... and as a parent I DO control what they watch, I cant control the idiots that hide behind "free speech" to intentionally expose children to inappropriate things when they specifically promise not to.... that is what the FCC and these laws are for, to control the morons that set out to intentionally get on the air and in front of children inappropriate behaivoir.

      Sorry, but sitting ther watching the superbowl with my daughter I EXPECT that I'm not going to have a boobie shot... and I demand laws that will enforce that expectation... granted, my daughter took it well.... he had a disgusted look on her face and said.... "all those jacksons are freaks aren't they dad..."

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    120. Re:Long overdue FCC! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Someone tell me why if parents did their job it would mean that the media have full rein over what is said on the airwaves. If parents did their job (some do, some dont) doesn't remove any responsibility from other people in society. I don't see why some people think it does. Many many years ago whole villages would raise children. Nowadays it may just be a single parent or 2 parents, but that doesn't mean that the rest of the "village" doesn't affect the child.

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    121. Re:Long overdue FCC! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      If you don't like the decency level that society tries to uphold then move to another country.

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    122. Re:Long overdue FCC! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      we don't need some beauracratic (sp) entity to give moral guideance to our children

      We also dont need some asshole on radio swearing when it adds nothing to the conversation. He could easily go w/o it and the show would just as good. If it wouldn't be just as good then maybe he isn't that good to begin with if he has to swear to make his show "good". There are many other shows on tv and radio that ARE good, why get rid of the medium just b/c a show on that medium is bad? Get rid of the show, much more sensible.

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    123. Re:Long overdue FCC! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      I assume you don't mind if u are sitting at McDonald's with your kids and some group of kids (or even adults) who don't care what people think of them or dont care at all about other people start getting loud and you start to hear them use profanity. Sure, there is free speech but do you just sit there and pretend not to hear them or do you kindly ask them that there are children around and they need to be aware of that? Some things you just can't help. At some point is the source of the problem and sometimes you just can't turn it off but you can slow the flow by making society have a decency level. Eventually people get the picture and going to McDonald's can be a family event once again w/o the local high school kids ruining it. Turning tv/radio off only can help those particular sources of the problem. The FCC doesn't have jurisdiction over people in McDonald's but it's the principle of the situation.

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    124. Re:Long overdue FCC! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      "So I went to the fucking club and met this fucking girl at the bar, and like she fucking asked me to buy her a drink so I did 'cause she was fucking gorgeous and had a fucking great body... so we fucking danced and then I fucking took her home and we made love!"
      --Overheard in a queue for a club in L.A.

      Nggghhh... must remain... on... topic...

      Seriously - language changes. I just wanted to illustrate that. It's intent that matters, not the particular word.

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    125. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
      - the FCC in general doesn't need to exist -

      This raises an excellent point. The original purpose of the FCC was to regulate the airwaves simply because there's only so much EM spectrum that's usable. The fact that their role has been warped from "regulate the use of the EM spectrum" to "regulate the content going out over the air" shows how willing the conservatives are to impose their views on the rest of us, all while wasting our taxpayer dollars. I really wish the moral majority would leave the other 90% of us the hell alone.

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    126. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you would rather have free speech limits imposed further just because you are too lazy to change the channel? You sir, don't deserve your freedom.

      Who defines what is offensive? If you don't defend your freedom, the next thing to go may be something that is important to you.

    127. Re:Long overdue FCC! by My_Dirty_Facist_Ass · · Score: 0
      Haha, well it's better to be a fucknut posting on slashdot that to be a fucknut parent of a child (not necessarily saying you are one); one carries consequences and one doesn't. That's only my opinion, but I think I can get a lot of support on this one.

      And you missed my point; you're very happy that the FCC is cracking down on perverse programming so that this government agency can protect your children for you, but my point is that it's your responsibility as a parent, not society's, to raise and protect your child. There is going to be perversion on television; the very existence of the FCC itself should sound the alarm that maybe television isn't the best place for a young child, especially not until you teach them and prepare them for what they are probably going to see, both on television and in real life, at some point in their existence. Knowledge and education is one of the best protections against the unexpected.

      And feel free to demand all the laws you want. Some people think that it is powerhungry dictators and bomb-throwing anarchists who destroy democracies, but I think it is parents who demand that the government protect their children at all costs while at the same time relinquishing their own parental responsibilities who do more damage to free socieites. Yeah, that means you.

    128. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      but sure as hell, I don't want my kids mooning the teacher, or a football stadium.

      I suppose you won't be sending them to college then...

      Mal-2

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    129. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I think evolving language is great, but replace the word fuck with any other adjective (cool, groovy, chic, heavy, hip, hot, etc.) and the utterer of the above sentence still comes across as a rube because he (or perhaps she) can't fumble through their brain for any kind of verbal variety to express their feelings of interest, happiness, fondness, or anything else. It is one dimensional speech and it makes the speaker look likewise.

    130. Re:Long overdue FCC! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Yes - I agree. I posted it mostly because this piece of dialogue (aledgedly genuine) has been passed around all over the place and I still find it funny. It's the use of 'make love' at the end that makes it so.

      However, language foul language is usually the least changeable of all words. Which is interesting. Consider Chaucer's Miller's Tale:
      Now, sir, and eft sir, so befell the case,
      That on a day this Hendy Nicholas
      Fell with this younge wife to rage and play,
      While that her husband was at Oseney,
      As clerkes be full subtle and full quaint.
      And privily he caught her by the queint,
      And said; "Y-wis, but if I have my will,
      For derne love of thee, leman, I spill."

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  3. YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by MadWicKdWire · · Score: 1

    I hope the FCC+FBI doesn't start monitoring my IM conversations... With my typing... they need to censor everything I say! Shit... stupid FCC FBI fuckers!

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    1. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Err, just as an aside, the FCC only controls network TV and radio broadcasters who freely transmit over the public spectrum (Cable/sat TV and Satellite radio are exempt because they are subscription services and don't required huge swathes of RF bandwidth to be set aside to do it.)

      Needless to say, the Internet is completely exempt.

      IMHO, the FCC has gone far, far beyond their original duty... (they were originally founded to help avoid wireless transmissions from stepping all over each other and hosing up rescue efforts, party in response to the Titanic disaster.)

      OTOH, in my very humble opinion I see no problem with them telling people to clean up their language with regards to public broadcasting, since there is nowhere near the sense of access control that you have with private subscription-like services.

      /P

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    2. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Two words: strong encryption.

      And another reason. My friend recently got death threats from people living in his Residence Hall. There were lots of details exchanged between the friends like where to get the automatic weapons, and when to kill the guy. Guess what. Those AIM logs are in the court documents.

      Solution? Every morning, email (encrypted with your favorite public key algorithm [gpg'd]) a random 512-bit key to your co-conspirators. Then encrypt all AIM messages that day with that key (you can roll your own RC4 implementation [see this]). At the end of the day, shred(1) the key. Now nobody has any record of the conversation, AND you're legally in the clear. You don't know the key, so you can't turn it over.

      Don't brush this off as paranoid. People know what you say on AIM. They won't if you encrypt it.

      (AIM for Windows' built-in encryption is useless, BTW. All of the Windows people on my buddy list have the same key....)

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    3. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      Solution? Every morning, email (encrypted with your favorite public key algorithm [gpg'd]) a random 512-bit key to your co-conspirators. [...]

      Of course, you better make sure that your email is encrypted. Oh, and that means that you need to throw the key for that away at the end of the day, too, if you don't want anyone recovering your AIM key.

      I think you really want to distribute your keys in some other fashion. Of course, if someone you're talking to is a plant . . . .

    4. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Umm, you keep your private key. You encrypt the message with the other person's public key. He decrypts the message, and gets the key you sent him. He destroys that message. He sends you messages encrypted with the shared key. He destroys that key. Now what's left are your public-private keys and the AIM log. But the AIM conversation was encrypted with a key that doesn't exist. Not your private key.

      Don't encrypt your messages with your public keypair, though. You're supposed to use that over and over. But if you use that to encrypt sensitive material, when the material is found to be encrypted, your key will be subpoenaed. That's what the throwaway symmetric key is for, it's destroyed at the end of the session. So there's no possible way to EVER get the data back (well, if you wrote the key to a disk I guess you could use an electron microscope and figure out the key. but if "they" spend that much money to read your AIM logs, then you should be proud :D)

      If this isn't clear, please post a reply. Maybe I'm missing something (although I'm fairly sure that my algorithm is secure, or at least as secure as the symmetric cipher and public-key cipher you use :)

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    5. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      Umm, you keep your private key. You encrypt the message with the other person's public key. He decrypts the message, and gets the key you sent him. He destroys that message. He sends you messages encrypted with the shared key. He destroys that key. Now what's left are your public-private keys and the AIM log. But the AIM conversation was encrypted with a key that doesn't exist. Not your private key.

      Let's say I'm, for example, the government. I have archived copies of all your mail messages, including the one to your pals, each using their public key [note: I may actually just have access to these via an ISP and a supoena or something like that]. I now supoena one of their private keys, and use it to decrypt the message containing the supposedly-forgotten key.

    6. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Fine, SSL the messages out of the country, then SSL them back in. 2 more keys to get.

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  4. really? uhoh... by negacao · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    shit damn fuck bitch cock cunt george bush slut bitch whore cunt damn fuck shit

    now, of those words, which one is REALLY vulgar? [not to mention, a bit daft] :)

    1. Re:really? uhoh... by DonServo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looks like the first line of most of the spam that arrives in my junk folder...

    2. Re:really? uhoh... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      How about bush slut?

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    3. Re:really? uhoh... by raidient · · Score: 1

      Is there a prize?

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  5. Major problems ahead.... by Kenja · · Score: 3, Insightful
    " any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.' "

    Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone. Expect to see this used against all sorts of things that no sane person would think of as 'profane'.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:Major problems ahead.... by fatwreckfan · · Score: 1

      Hahaha!

      Funny you mention that...I was playing a crappy online game they other day, and someone said something along the lines of "Well, I'm off to smoke a blunt" and one of the others in the room freaked out because they said "blunt." Apparently speaking of drugs was totally offensive to them.

    2. Re:Major problems ahead.... by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      We should have a mod system for TV, like what Slash has.... no wait, we'd get all sorts of bad mods modding crap like Entertainment Tonight up....

    3. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Johnny_Law · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone.


      I am offended you would imply such things! Nothing my children ever say or do is offensive.
      /me puts fingers in his ears.

      Just in case anyone was offended by this post, this was a joke.

    4. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Demogoblin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you rather hear "asshole" or "inner anal passageway?"

    5. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Kenja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm offended that you would think I would be offended by your offensive joke about being offended. Ok enough of that....

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    6. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a way, we have that. It's called the Nelson Ratings. To watch is to mod up.

      And as you point out, the average American watches total crap.

    7. Re:Major problems ahead.... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone. Expect to see this used against all sorts of things that no sane person would think of as 'profane'.


      The other day I was watching some political talk show. There was a libral advocate discussing the current political environment. He claimed to have been deeply offended by several statements made by the President during various public addresses.

      You don't suppose Bush is in trouble, do you? Maybe the President will soon be facing one of those infamously new, tougher fines.


      Naw - me either.

    8. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's start with advertisements.

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    9. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Homology · · Score: 1
      Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone. Expect to see this used against all sorts of things that no sane person would think of as 'profane'.

      This has already happened in a different context : the Bush II Administration labels anybody disagreeing with their foreign policies as "unamerican" and "unpatriotic". Since Bush II is a born-again Christian, this is a new weapon for oppression of civil liberties.

    10. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same discussion recently with a co-worker about Howard Stern. The FCC has recently been cracking down on him. My point was simply, anything you saw is bound to offend someone. And Stern was just the poster child for the FCC kicking someone in the balls. But instantaneiously the person heard Howard Stern and went birzerker. The point is; society is at a point where we are to cautious about offending.. EVERYONE. The FCC is going to get out of hand quickly.

    11. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you really believe that?

    12. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      That's lack of exposure for ya. Usually people who are offended think that people that smoke are wacked out of the heads all the time so they couldn't possibly behave like anybody else.

      Given enough people anyone can find pretty well anything offensive, hell, I find Barney offensive, and sometimes I'm afraid of those creepy teletubbies, doesn't mean I go around trying to get them off the air.

    13. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Skater · · Score: 1

      Along those lines, check out this Dr. Gridlock column from the Washington Post.

      In short, someone is annoyed at a vanity license plate that says "CAVSUCK", referring the the University of Virginia Cavaliers, presumably. (Of course, the owner of the plate could be referring to a specific automobile made by Chevy or just generally doesn't like people having a "cavalier" attitude...)

      I commented that I'm offended by a lot of vanity plates with Christian messages, but we'll never see those removed. As you said, everything is offensive to someone.

      I suggested that the Virginia DMV let the plate on the car, because that plate says a lot more about the owner than anything else, and it serves as an excellent indicator of someone I should avoid at all costs.

      --RJ

    14. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other day I was watching some political talk show. There was a libral advocate discussing the current political environment. He claimed to have been deeply offended by several statements made by the President during various public addresses.

      You don't suppose Bush is in trouble, do you? Maybe the President will soon be facing one of those infamously new, tougher fines.


      most of the loudest complaining which would cause problems would be coming from the religious right. they like bush.

      now think of all the people that they don't like and find offensive? those are the people who would be in trouble.

    15. Re:Major problems ahead.... by h4ter · · Score: 1

      Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone. Expect to see this used against all sorts of things that no sane person would think of as 'profane'.

      The Supreme Court used "contemporary community standards" to define "grossly offensive." The question that the FCC is going to look at is not: "Does there exist a person who would be seriously offended by this content?" It's: "Would this content be offensive to a great many people?"

      The "grossly" in "grossly offensive" has more to do with being broad and general than being unmitigated and undelicate.

    16. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fun with offtopic political rants!

      The only difference between Bush and the liberals who oppose him is which name they use to put down their political enemies. With Bush, if you disagree with his policies you're un-American. With liberals, if you disagree with their policies you're a reactionary conservative Christian - which to the liberal mind has the same meaning as "child-molesting pervert."

      So not to worry, no matter who gets into office our civil liberties will be obliterated. You just are less affected by the specific civil liberties that Democrats want to destroy, so you find their platform more to your liking.

    17. Re:Major problems ahead.... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Seeign how simply suggesting I disagree with somethign like the Iraq invasion has gotten me scores of Americans scream such things at me? yes, I definitely believe that that is a policy.

      In fact, the policy is to play on the emotions of peopel and not letting them think.

    18. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      In a way, we have that. It's called the Nelson Ratings. To watch is to mod up.

      Hmmm. I understand there are some people that just keep a paper log of what they watch, while others are instrumented. Apparently they have some trouble with people recording that they watched Masterpiece Theater when they were really watching Survivor LXXII--Celebrities in Prison. This is somewhat similar to the Slashdot folks that moderate things based on their religious (u$oft vs. anti-u$soft) beliefs.

    19. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Homology · · Score: 1
      do you really believe that?

      The PATRIOT act, and the attempted introduction of PATRIOT II shows disturbing trends. Not to mention the gross violation of human rights and international law that occurs on the US base on Cuba. Aschcroft, anyone care to comment?

      I'm most certainly not alone in the view that his father was much more a credit to USA than the son. The son has managed to make old allies fearful, and downright scare enemies. And all his lying, what a disgrace.

      I just pray that he gets elected out of office, or we have another four horrid dark years. All that work so many put into make the world a safer place, and then have Bush II elected. I'm disgusted.

    20. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Let's start with advertisements.

      That's not the FCC's jurisdiction, that's the FTC's jurisdiction. (Sorta like how we had trouble with the two agencies when the FCC had trouble the FTC during the Do-Not-Call list lawsuits of a few months ago)

      We could address these sorts of problems by merging the FTC and the FCC into a Federal Trade and Federal Communications Commission.

      FTFCC.

      I kinda like the sound of that. I'm not sure I'm allowed to say why I like the sound of that.

      But I sure like the sound of that.

    21. Re:Major problems ahead.... by johnkoer · · Score: 1

      Man I love the Nelson ratings all they do is say "Ha Ha" when you do something stupid.

    22. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      In a way, we have that. It's called the Nelson Ratings.
      Is that where you point at something on the TV and say, "Ha-ha!"?

      (They're actually the "Nielsen" ratings.)

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    23. Re:Major problems ahead.... by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      Why would you leave federal in the name twice? Doesn't FTCC make more sense?

      The Federal Trade and Communications Commission.
      Twice the headache, half the staff!

    24. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Daychilde · · Score: 1

      I'm offended that you think so little of this topic that you dismiss it by saying "Ok enough of that...."!!

      Then again, I'm offended by my own post, so I'll stop now. :-)

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    25. Re:Major problems ahead.... by kawika · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do the FCC censors ever watch the the evening news? Every night I have this truism pounded into my head by the makers of Cialis:

      "Erections lasting longer than three hours require immediate medical attention."

      That's really f-ing brilliant!

    26. Re:Major problems ahead.... by C.Batt · · Score: 1

      You know, I wish you had posted that with an account. Deffinately deserved a "+1 insightful".

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    27. Re:Major problems ahead.... by gunix · · Score: 1

      Comment on this?
      Well Bush is a problem, but the biggest problem is the tallibans of the USA. There is absolutly no difference between the tallibans of Afghanistan and the people that woted for Bush... well their dressing is differnt, but that's it.
      I hope Bush is not elected gain but that there will be someone with a brain....

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    28. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Homology · · Score: 1

      Erh, there is very much a difference. I rather have Bush I as President if I was made the choice, but to compare him to the Talibans is a bit too much.....

    29. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This almost sounds like a job for Maddox!

    30. Re:Major problems ahead.... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      IIRC 'profane' means 'outside the temple' so I bloody well hope they start cracking down on references to God (or associates) made outside of an official church or temple or designated religious area.

      Go FCC!

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    31. Re:Major problems ahead.... by mako · · Score: 1

      Apparently you haven't seen it enough. It's four hours. Three hours is perfectly normal.

    32. Re:Major problems ahead.... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      most of the loudest complaining which would cause problems would be coming from the religious right. they like bush.

      now think of all the people that they don't like and find offensive? those are the people who would be in trouble.


      I'm glad the point wasn't too subtle for you. ;)
    33. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      So the offensive thing was that the smoking player confounded the other player's expectations. This is an amazingly common reason for people to take offence.

    34. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      Considering the U.S. government at least declare war on drugs several years back this mentality is not all that shocking. Essentially they are seeing someone or hearing someone talk about doing something illegal. This is a mere assumption so its not worth all that much but its how I see it.

      I think you are right as well, when some people are thrown a curve ball they don't know how to react so they instinctively are offended.

      The flip side, a person like me doesn't get offended unless there is mal intent, that is the only reason I would ever be offended by anything. Well, foul odors sometimes offend me too but in such circumstance I will quietly walk away from the stench except perhaps if the girl is hot enough.
  6. my new profane word of choice by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    From now on, I will use the word FCC as my favourite swear word.

    Here's an example: "This is FCCing brilliant!"

    I'll let you guess the exact pronunciation.
    -

    1. Re:my new profane word of choice by Kenja · · Score: 0

      Why not use it as a pajoritive? You know, "I need to take a FCC" or "he's a total FCC" or "This is realy FCC right here". Seems to work well enough.

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    2. Re:my new profane word of choice by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, the "fsck" Unix utility has been removed from Unix distributions due to similarity with profane vocabulary. A replacement called JesusLovesYourFilesystem is being developed.

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    3. Re:my new profane word of choice by karnal · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be "JesusSavesYourFilesystem"?

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    4. Re:my new profane word of choice by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      I'll let you guess the exact pronunciation.


      Hmmm. SCO... "sko". FCC... huh. Yea. I could see that.

      (assuming, of course, you don't pronounce SCO as "litigious bastards").
    5. Re:my new profane word of choice by Petronius · · Score: 1

      We could start calling it the FFCC.

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    6. Re:my new profane word of choice by asr_man · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's actually called Jesux:

      ...function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.

      abort(3) kill(1) references to "daemon"

      NOTE: we do not believe words are inherently bad. We simply do not like these words because of their connotations in different contexts. You do not have to agree, but you will not change our minds.

      Although they don't specifically mention fsck...

    7. Re:my new profane word of choice by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Can a mod please get there act together and mod the FCC -1 troll already? I think they deserve a -10 RemovingFreedom mod as well.

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    8. Re:my new profane word of choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be like the Japanese and say "Excrement!" instead of some other words we know... www.engrish.com

      Stuff like this just "urines" me off, too...

    9. Re:my new profane word of choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Login screen has full text to Lord's Prayer and Pledge of Allegiance, with Christian and American symbols (Provide alternate screens for non-Americans, perhaps)

      Sounds like these guys haven't heard that Jesus was actually Middle Eastern terrorist... (well, a political subversive, anyway, which comes to much the same thing).

    10. Re:my new profane word of choice by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      And for those of you going to hell we also offer JesusHatesYourFilesystem.

    11. Re:my new profane word of choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit man, what a bunch of fucking wackos. Or should that be fscking wackos

    12. Re:my new profane word of choice by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      I thought we would replace it with Fixed the Unholy by Christ the King?

    13. Re:my new profane word of choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, to some minds that might be MORE distrubing.

    14. Re:my new profane word of choice by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      I go on faith everyday that Windows won't crash. It's good that Linux now comes with faith and I don't have to add my own.

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    15. Re:my new profane word of choice by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1

      Actually, didn't someone develop a *n*x distro a while back that had all potentially offensive religious implications reversed? "Daemons" were replaced with "angels" and other such madness?

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  7. What about visuals? by Pranjal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...or is it only speech? For example will the Janet super bowl fiasco be regulated?

    1. Re:What about visuals? by Derkec · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that that was already regulated under the catagory of sexual. NBC would get fined to no end if the started airing porn at 7:00 instead of Friends.

    2. Re:What about visuals? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      You call that Porn? One flashing tit...

      Dude, you definitely have not seen the British TV awards from a year (or two ago). There you had two watermelons falling out of a dress. The funniest bit was that it was one of those ultraconservative ban everything morning TV hosts. The entire nation laughed their a*** off...

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    3. Re:What about visuals? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the ratings boost would more than offset the fine :)

    4. Re:What about visuals? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's a bit wierd that the source of most of the porn in the world (the US) should get into such a lather over *gasp* a breast.

      Once Linux Journal had a scene from Monty Python on their cover (for an article on, err..., python) which had a middle aged bloke playing a piano naked (you couldn't see anything except his back).

      The letters pages then lit up with accusations that they had started publishing porn, with phrases like 'what if my teenage daughter had seen this?'. It just seems like americans are in complete denial about the human body... here in europe we just fall about laughing every time we hear of the next wierdness.

      Gay marriage was the next one... WTF is the freaking issue? Great amusement for all, tinged with sadness for the people being mistreated.

    5. Re:What about visuals? by Daychilde · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I'd probably watch more NBC that way. :-D

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  8. Defend the First Amendment... by scrytch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... with the Second.

    A housemate of mine used to love that expression. Only guy I knew who was a card-carrying member of both the ACLU and the NRA.

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    1. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Howdy. I'm a card-carrying member of the ACLU and a lifetime member of the NRA. Nice to meet you. Come here often?

    2. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Only guy I knew who was a card-carrying member of both the ACLU and the NRA.
      Meet another one. The ACLU is a pretty good organization, other than their illogical, hipocritical, and self-contridictory stance on the 2nd amendment.
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    3. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 2nd amendment grants the right of bear arms to organized militias. The ACLU has decided that the correct interpretation of the 2nd amendment is that it applies to organized militias. I can understand how you see that ACLU as hypocritical for interpreting the 2nd amendment to mean what it actually says, instead of what they would like it to say.

    4. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Only guy I knew who was a card-carrying member of both the ACLU and the NRA."

      I'm a member of both the ACLU and the ACU (American Conservative Union). Does that count? Both of them are all for getting government off my back, and that's fine by me. I believe that both fight hard to defend our Constitution from the treasonous politicians and other officials, even though they can sometimes be at odds with one another on a particular issue. I'm not alone, either; Bob Barr is a well-known conservative who frequently does work for both the ACU and the ACLU. What it took to bridge the two organizations was a terrorist act commited by zealots followed by terrorist acts commited by our government in response thereto.

      I cannot think of a more inappropriate response to the murder of three thousand people than the wholesale destruction of the values, ideals, and liberties by which they lived, in their name.

      !(life > liberty)

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    5. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by iantri · · Score: 1

      I don't follow. If you don't like the new FCC rules you can go shoot their heads off?

    6. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by jtev · · Score: 1

      The wording of the second ammendment is unclear of whether the militia clause is a preamble or modifies the "shall not be infriged" part. apparently your the grandparent of this post believes it does not. The second ammendment grants the rights to CITIZENS.

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    7. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      I think the second amendment should be interpreted exactly as the founders intended. The government should not restrict the rights of citizens to own as many flintlock muskets as they want.

      (Disclaimer: I am a Canadian living in the United States)

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    8. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Noren · · Score: 1
      Strangely, the words 'the people' seem to be interpreted by the ACLU as referring to only some of the people in the second amendment but to all of the people in all of the others.

      The word "organized" does not appear in the second amendment- I'd recommend you read it.

      Also, I'll mention that the militia is defined in law, and it doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. The current US law- Title 10, Sec. 311(a) of the US Code reads:

      The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
      Somehow I doubt that the ACLU is going to come to the defense of an able-bodied 17 year old demanding his right to keep and bear arms on the constitutional basis that he's a member of the militia. But, legally, he is- that's that the second amendment actually says, instead of what you'd like it to say.
    9. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I was worried there for a second. Heaven forbid that the first amendment apply to anything except that which is spoken, written, or printed.

    10. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by robochan · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a tag line I saw recently...

      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty:
      soap, ballot, jury, ammo.
      Use in that order.
      Starting now.

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    11. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The government should not restrict the rights of citizens to own as many flintlock muskets as they want.
      Does that mean the First Amendment should only apply to printing presses and screaming (not telecommunications)? What about celebrating Kwanzaa, that wasn't invented until 1966 (far after the First was ratified.)
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    12. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by jtev · · Score: 1

      As that flintlocks were state of the military art in 1776 I think we should allow private owership of M-1 tanks, and howitzers.

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    13. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      I'm 90% kidding. And I have no problem with citizens owning firearms -- my grandfather was a farmer, he needed a rifle to fight off the foxes that threatened his animals.

      But seriously, I have never heard anyone explain why a private citizen needs to own a fully automatic assault rifle (other than "it's in the constitution", which is the traditional definition of begging the question).

      All the rights have limits; for instance it's not free speech to shout "fire" in a crowded theater. The question is, where does one draw the line with the 2nd amendment? I say it's gone further than it safely should.

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    14. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by justins · · Score: 1
      Somehow I doubt that the ACLU is going to come to the defense of an able-bodied 17 year old demanding his right to keep and bear arms on the constitutional basis that he's a member of the militia. But, legally, he is- that's that the second amendment actually says, instead of what you'd like it to say.

      Based on what you've posted above, he's only a member of the militia if he's a member of the National Guard, or has declared an intention to join the National Guard. Even the ACLU would not argue that the 2nd amendment is limited to such individuals.
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    15. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      But seriously, I have never heard anyone explain why a private citizen needs to own a fully automatic assault rifle

      Because:

      a)For the legal purposes of going to the range/buddy's farm and busting off a few (hundred), it's more fun.

      b)99.9% of the population aren't mass murderers. If you flip out and decide to kill 1-5 people, it's just as easy with a pump-action as it is a machine gun.
      c)Americans love overkill (pun not included). Why have a civic to drive the kids to work, when you can have a canyonero?
      d)A top of the line ferarri / lambo / turbo porsche is most useful above the speed limits, when you're committing a crime. Should they, therefore be banned? You're much more likely to accidently kill somebody with a car than you are with a gun.

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    16. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Darth · · Score: 1

      it says all males between 17 and 45 who are able bodied and are, or have declared an intention to become, citizens are de facto members of the militia.

      it also says females who are citizens and members of the national guard are also de facto members of the militia.

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    17. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by lommer · · Score: 1

      I saw that too, and I still don't get the soap box reference, can someone explain that to me?

    18. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Darth · · Score: 1

      But seriously, I have never heard anyone explain why a private citizen needs to own a fully automatic assault rifle (other than "it's in the constitution", which is the traditional definition of begging the question).

      because i want one?

      All the rights have limits; for instance it's not free speech to shout "fire" in a crowded theater

      actually, it is if there's a fire.

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    19. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      I cannot think of a more inappropriate response to the murder of three thousand people than the wholesale destruction of the values, ideals, and liberties by which they lived, in their name.

      That is one of the most beautiful and profound comments I've ever read here. Kudos.

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    20. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by robochan · · Score: 1

      see here

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    21. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by lommer · · Score: 1

      AHHHH! Thank you.

    22. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by numark · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what's so contradictory about the ACLU's stance on the second amendment. They stay out of the issue. The NRA has that area more than adequately covered, so the ACLU focuses on their specific forte, which happens to be broader personal liberties. Why should they spend their money trying to add another issue when there's already a group that takes care of that issue?

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    23. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Every time someone mentions the 3,000 people who died in the WTC disaster, I wonder if they think of the "17,448 drunken driving deaths in 2001" or the "16,572 in 1999" that were caused by Americans on American highways.

      Yes, 3,000 people died all at once in a horrendous act. But we kill a lot more on our own without the help of foreign terrorists. Sometimes, it's hard to figure out just who the enemy is.

      Just keep some perspective.

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    24. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by danila · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether you are kidding or not, but that would be really handy. Imagine how easy would it be to keep the govt in check if a few thousands American citizens could drive their M1s (with all ammunition loaded) to the White House...

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    25. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have never heard anyone explain why a private citizen needs to own a fully automatic assault rifle
      The same reason the military needs them: defense. The military and police forces are not some super human tribe of people, they are regular old folks just like you and me. There is nothing special about a soldier or a police officer that makes him/her more qualified to handle weapons. That said, an "assault weapon" can be used to engage multiple targets as required for the situation (quotes because what is an assault weapon anyway?).
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    26. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      power late ...but... nice to meet you. We are a bit of a unique breed. Can I add you as a friend??

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    27. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by justins · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but what is it with some people simply ignoring half of a law or amendment when it suits their purposes? Based on what he posted, the National Guard is pretty prominently mentioned.

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    28. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      Let's forget the term "assault weapon" and focus on "fully automatic", which is better defined.

      I was in the Canadian military, and while it's true that military people are not "super human", it's also true that we were kept on an extremely short leash as far as our weapons were concerned. In training, we were never given live ammunition until just before we were expected to shoot. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I was even allowed to fire the weapon in "full auto" mode while on the range. And screwing around on the range is a one-way trip to court martial.

      In the normal course of daily life, we weren't even given the weapon's "bolt", a device which contains the firing pin, without which the rifle is a useless piece of metal. Even so, if you left your bolt-less rifle "insecure" (which could be as simple as leaving the room for a minute without locking it up), you would face charges.

      I don't agree that the average citizen can be trusted to exercise an equivalent amount of self-control or security over a fully automatic weapon.

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    29. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by rark · · Score: 1

      I used to be.

      But the NRA finally pissed me off too much. I'm all for second amendment rights, but the sexist, heterosexist and racist BS they exposed me to was unnecessary and I won't support that.

      I would love to see a progressive (read: isn't stuck in the 50s in terms of their views on women, homosexuals, transsexuals and people of color) pro-gun group. Actually, I'm very fond of the pink pistols, but they don't do much in terms of lobbying, and, while they've never given me or anyone I know of difficulty for being male, I'd really like to be in a more gender inclusive group.

    30. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't agree that the average citizen can be trusted to exercise an equivalent amount of self-control or security over a fully automatic weapon.
      Average citizens own fully automatic weapons in this country, and only one legally owned one has been used in a crime since 1934. Guess who owned that machine gun? A cop (under heading "crime with legally owned machine guns").

      I stand by my statement: citizens (which every military, law enforcement, elected, and appointed person is) have uses for fully automatic weapons. The government is not a super class of people, they make mistakes and have lapses in control just like everyone else. They should not have a monopoly on defense.
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    31. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Are you stupid, being willfully ignorant, or simply incapable of comprehending the English language?

      To quote the law again:

      The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
      Let's map this out so it's a little clearer for the hard of thinking:
      1. An able-bodied male who is a US citizen or who intends to become a citizen, becomes a member of the militia on his 17th birthday, and remains in the militia until his 45th birthday. If he is a veteran of the regular Army, Air Force, Navy, or Marine Corps, he remains in the militia until his 65th birthday.
      2. A female US citizen is a member of the militia only for the duration of her membership in the National Guard.
      National Guard membership ONLY affects the militia status of female citizens. If you are male, you ARE in the militia, whether you like it or not, UNLESS:
      1. You are younger than 17
      2. You are not a veteran and are 45 or older
      3. You are a veteran and are 65 or older
      4. You have a physical handicap which prevents you from serving
      5. You are not a citizen and you do not intend to become a citizen
      Got it?
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    32. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Darth · · Score: 1

      i dont know what you think "my purposes" are, but it's irrelevent to what the text says.

      The national guard was prominently mentioned in what he posted. It's also prominently mentioned in what i posted. In both posts it is prominently mentioned in exactly the same context. The national guard reference is clearly and specifically referring to the requirements for a female citizen to be considered a member of the militia. It has no bearing on a male citizen's status in the militia.

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    33. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by jtev · · Score: 1

      If you read the writings of Thomas Jefferson this is exactly what he intended. That the central government never have an army more powerfull than an armed populace. over the years this has been warn away more than anything than by the fact that the government hasn't been overly onerous. However the original intent of the second ammendment was that it be used to both defend the country against invaders, but also as the soldiers oath states "defend her against ALL enemies, foreign and domsetic" this includes her own government if it becomes an enemy to the ideals layed down in the constitution.

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  9. I'm all out of rhetoric to spew on this one. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't think of anything to say about this that hasn't been said million, billion times, so I'm just going to dump some Forrest Gump into it.
    • Forrest: (voice-over) There was this man, giving a little talk. And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt...
    • Abbie Hoffman: Now, I'm going to bring up some soldiers that are going to talk about the war, man...
    • Forrest: (voice-over) ... and he liked to say the "F" word. A lot. "F" this and "F" that. And every time...
    • Abbie Hoffman: ... that war has come home, and we have to stop these politicians...
    • Forrest: (voice-over) ... he said "F" word, people, for some reason, well, they'd cheer.
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    1. Re:I'm all out of rhetoric to spew on this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that wasnt abbie hoffman,

      abbie hoffman was not british.
      (or whatever that accent was)

      it was portrayed as abbie hoffman, but i dont think he ever spoke at that protest0

  10. Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd guess that NWA (Niggers With Attitude) will never be played again then, even their name probably breaks the rules; as for thier 'Fuck the motherfucking police', well, I doubt that'll ever see the light of day :-) Guess you guys won't get 'Roger Melly, the man on telly' any more either (if you ever did)

    Over here in the UK, the thinking seems to be leaning to more leniency rather than more crackdown. There's an article on the BBC site asking 'Has swearing lost its power to outrage' talking about on-screen profanity...

    Simon.

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    1. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by joekampf · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you heard NWA on the Radio? They are not talking about censoring everything. Just public broadcasts. Personally I agree with them. Broadcast TV and Radio has gone too far.

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    2. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Malc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the UK is really quite relaxed about language that was traditionally offensive. It seems (correctly) that sascist language is far far more offensive, especially amongst younger people.

    3. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by scheme · · Score: 1
      When was the last time you heard NWA on the Radio? They are not talking about censoring everything. Just public broadcasts. Personally I agree with them. Broadcast TV and Radio has gone too far.

      I've heard it with a bunch of other songs like cop-killer as well as some fairly abrasive punk songs in the 94-96 timeframe. There was a radio station (Radio Free 102.7) that had uncensored music on between 11 and 12 each night. Apparently it was kosher with the FCC since it was late night broadcasts.

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    4. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by raidient · · Score: 1

      I really must be getting old. I don't even know what sascist language is.

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    5. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Malc · · Score: 1

      lol. Thank you for reminding me that I neither type nor proofread. You knew what I meant though ;)

    6. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah... just go on hating other saces...

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    7. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Yes, the days when NWA's "Fuck Tha Police" was a ubiquitous presence on commercial broadcast media seem to be gone for good now, friends. It's not like it used to be in the olden days.

    8. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Prisoner+9 · · Score: 1

      Simon you forgot to mention our favourite nanny, Mary Whitehouse. I think the psychology of the prude is epitomised by that crazy woman, but we don't hear so much from her anymore. Harmless as _she_ may be I think these American FCC regulations sound far more sinister. It's open ended censorship. One objective is likely to quiet dissent as America moves towards a troubled political future. On the other hand it may increase intelligent use of English as a language and expand the vocabularies heard on all platforms. Instead of saying "Bush/Blair is a cocksucking little twat", one would have to say something like "Bush/Blair is a weak minded, objectionable little apology for a man". The latter actually conveys far more meaning and is much nastier than the former. Additionally, given the dumbed down limited 'news-speak' vocabularies of so many prominent public figures who one may wish to attack the use of a richer and more sincere volcabulary would not be a bad thing. It ensures that those who take the platform must destroy their enemies with wit, rhetoric and wordcraft rather than poison and vitriol. In many cases those who would limit speech are those who have the least articulate voices, take Bush for example who seems to be singulary uneducated.

    9. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Simon you forgot to mention our favourite nanny, Mary Whitehouse. I think the psychology of the prude is epitomised by that crazy woman, but we don't hear so much from her anymore.


      Err, shes dead, dude.
    10. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The reason you don't hear much from Mary Whitehouse is because she's no longer living!

      I'm wondering how Britain changed to have such liberal broadcasting rules, and the US have gone the other way.

    11. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NWA used to be on Australia's national publicly-funded youth radio network (uncensored) all the time.

      These days, one of the songs that gets a fair amount of airplay on there is entitled "Russell Crowe's band is a fucking piece of shit".

    12. Re:Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by bfree · · Score: 1

      Guess Public Enemy (Fuck The Police and Burn Hollywood Burn) and Eminem will be out the window too. I was going to joke that they were just trying to ensure you don't have to listen to my fellow Irish men like Bono, but it's probably more to ensure you don't have to listen to other marginal sections of US society (I wonder how "profanity" levels vary by race and social class ...) hey maybe it does include the Irish.

      So let's make our own movies like Spike Lee
      Cause the roles being offered don't strike me
      There's nothing that the Black man could use to earn
      Burn Hollywood burn

      Just hope they didn't people to see their work! At least not to influencable minds! Never discount the more sinister possibilities. Here in Ireland TV is slowly catching up to society as far as swearing is concerned (more and more every day), the complete lack of any swearing in US TV is actually a barrier to suspension of disbelief for me!

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  11. Bloody sods! by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whose definition of "grossly offensive" are we going by, anyways?

    1. Re:Bloody sods! by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if we go by my definition, I find said FCC ruling to be grossly offensive, as it clearly violates the constitution!

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    2. Re:Bloody sods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whose definition?
      MINE, of course.

    3. Re:Bloody sods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh really? Which law has Congress passed that prevents me from typing the word "fuck"?

    4. Re:Bloody sods! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's that clear. They're not stopping people on streetcorners from expressing themselves. They exist to control the licensed airwaves and they are doing so. Whether or not you agree with the way in which they choose to do it, I'd say they're within their rights. On the other hand, it's within ours to complain about this, and do what we can to have the FCC dissolved as it appears to be mostly useless. I say we ditch all this analog radio and move to UWB anyway ;)

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    5. Re:Bloody sods! by k3v0 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I believe in matters of obscenity it is dependant on the locality. For national broadcasts, I would not know.

    6. Re:Bloody sods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whose definition of "grossly offensive" are we going by, anyways?

      Anne Coulter's. Not being a right-wing nutcase is grossly offensive.

      ...it's OK though, they promise only to use it to prosecute terrorists...

    7. Re:Bloody sods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well its a good thing we don't go by your defintion!

    8. Re:Bloody sods! by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Only one way to find out - start submitting complaints about
      1) Religious shows that ask for money - I find this grossly offensive
      2) Political speeches - lying is grossly offensive
      3) Asshat political commentary - Pretty much anything Limbaugh or O'Reilly says is grossly offensive
      4) FOX Network - about half their shows are grossly offensive
      5) Reality shows - ditto
      6) Infomercials - ditto

      Let's push this and see what happens.

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    9. Re:Bloody sods! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      The Constitution says "...right to free speech", not "....right to profane speech". If you want to make an argument that there is a separation of church and state somewhere in there as well then my argument is perfectly valid for this purpose.

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  12. The Battle Rages On by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm so torn on this subject. It's something that I think has so many valid points on either side. If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's or some other award shows (or the Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen. With that, I can see how regulations and stricter rules are a must. But then I see how far government agencies can take things...

    *sigh* A struggle more eternal than Linux and SCO...

    1. Re:The Battle Rages On by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You watch the Grammies and expect not to see crap ?

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    2. Re:The Battle Rages On by egrubs · · Score: 1

      If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's

      Or you could watch one of the hundreds of shows in which Bono will not say "Fuck" tonight. The choice is, as it has often been, still yours.

    3. Re:The Battle Rages On by Homology · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm so torn on this subject. It's something that I think has so many valid points on either side. If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's or some other award shows (or the Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen. With that, I can see how regulations and stricter rules are a must. But then I see how far government agencies can take things...

      As an European I find this view quite perplexing : you object to swearing and naked breasts on TV, but don't mind orgies in violence and killings.

    4. Re:The Battle Rages On by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      SO DON'T WATCH. No one is forcing you to. If you want to complain, complain to the BROADCASTOR. It's not right to have the government controlling your thoughts, your "founding fathers" would be ASHAMED.

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    5. Re:The Battle Rages On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > he Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap

      Yes, explaining the bit with the horse or what 'penal disfunction' is to my kids was very uncomfortable.

    6. Re:The Battle Rages On by iSwitched · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let me tell you, it's not just Europeans that are perplexed by this. I'm living in, and a citizen of the U.S. and not only am I perplexed by this attitude, I am frustrated, and if I may be allowed to violate the rules of my own government agencies a moment, fucking pissed off about it!

      As the father of two small children, I would much rather answer the question "daddy, what are that man and woman doing?" than, "daddy, why is that man hurting that other man?".

      Perhaps I am all alone in seeing that it is much easier to explain the process of procreating, which all animals engage in and is a good and understandable process even to the fairly young, than trying to explain random, senseless violence that has no perpose and is engaged in only by 'humans'. The attitude of my own goverment, and by default, a majority of my fellow citizens are absolutely inexplicable!

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    7. Re:The Battle Rages On by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      What I want to know is why people get more upset about some curse words than about seeing a bunch of grown men in armor trying to hurt each other, by which I mean Football.

      Next, tell me why america's most fucked up car crashes and police chases are big news, but boobies are verboten.

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    8. Re:The Battle Rages On by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to self-regulation? I thought that was the holy grail for this administration. I don't see why advertisers can't force the networks (and remember, the FCC only controls the networks) to reign in their shows during times when children might be watching. All this will do is force the content onto cable, but since cable is so widespread there will still be (even more?) cries for regulation, forcing the FCC to seek regulatory control over the cable networks. Then we're taken completely afield from the scarcity and public interest justifications for regulating indecency on the public airways and there is absolutely no reason for the FCC to regulate.

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    9. Re:The Battle Rages On by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      As an American, I wish I could explain it... but really, I honestly don't get it...

      It was a TIT!!! My kids were watching the superbowl and they saw a boob for half a second.. whippy do.

      I went over to the UK the next week, and guess what was on Page 2 of the paper... A huge blow-up of her boob and nipple piercing. Pretty much making fun of how stupid Americans are, and I had no way of defending it. It is absolutely insane that we are willing to give away our freedom over a boob or some swear words.

      Then, your kid that you are protecting so much goes to 3rd grade and learns all the swear words he'll ever need.

      Absolutely without a doubt the worst showing of American arrogance, ignorance and blind stupidity.

      When they come and say that your religion is "profane" don't come crying to me.

      And I say this as a Christian American.

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    10. Re:The Battle Rages On by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Then, your kid that you are protecting so much goes to 3rd grade and learns all the swear words he'll ever need.

      Followed by the 5th grade where your kid discovers your Hustler collection stashed beneath the socks in your drawer, and shows them to his friends.

    11. Re:The Battle Rages On by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      As long as he doesn't find my DVD collection downloaded from kazaa...

      OTOH he'll have his own collection by then... maybe we can swap :)

    12. Re:The Battle Rages On by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Ohhh, that's bad ;)

    13. Re:The Battle Rages On by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      And I don't want to see Rush Limbaugh appear anywhere. He offends me greatly. The thing about freedom is though you don't have a right to be not offended. I'm offended by most of reality TV, but I don't think it should be banned.

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    14. Re:The Battle Rages On by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      What, that your kid will probably have a better porn collection than you by the time he's 15?

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    15. Re:The Battle Rages On by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      "As an European I find this view quite perplexing : you object to swearing and naked breasts on TV, but don't mind orgies in violence and killings."

      As many others of us here in the States have said, we don't understand it either. Makes no sense at all.

      Yesterday police in a midwestern town just barely managed to stop another school massacre - the student had 20+ homemade bombs in the trunk of his car, rifle or two, and was liquoring up prior to starting the killing spree. Today you'll read nothing of it.

      And yet everyone is still screaming about a nipple.

      Unbelievable.

    16. Re:The Battle Rages On by starm_ · · Score: 1

      This video gets the point across. This video is just fun.

    17. Re:The Battle Rages On by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Quite possibly.

      When I was 15 there was no internet... you got your porn by fleeting glimpses of a breast in the tabloids, underwear catalogues and possibly finding your fathers' magazine collection.

      By the time I have a 15 year old son he'll probably have access to gigabit pipes into the home, realtime streaming video... and all the porn he could want.

      I have two choices:

      1) Say that the internet is 'evil', make the child wear earmuffs and dark glasses so he never sees/hears anything 'bad', never talk to people his own age (and cerainly not adults!), never watch TV, and post on slashdot about how everyting is 'corrupting'.
      2) Live with it and teach him a moral framework that allows him to decide for himself where the boundaries are.

      I'm fully aware that at 15 if I'd had access to kazaa and DSL I'd have had a much larger porn collection than my father very quickly... It'd be stupid to believe that this isn't going to be repeated by the next generation.

    18. Re:The Battle Rages On by fprefect · · Score: 1

      Does that mean you're cancelling your HBO subscription and picking up the Playboy channel?

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    19. Re:The Battle Rages On by umrguy76 · · Score: 1
      ...than trying to explain random, senseless violence that has no perpose and is engaged in only by 'humans'.

      Off-topic, but...
      Anyone who thinks "random, senseless" violence is only practiced by humans needs to spend about 2 minutes in a corral with a mean horse. Some animals, just like some people, are born with a mean streak. News Flash: Nature isn't perfect and pretty and clean.
    20. Re:The Battle Rages On by iSwitched · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, respectfully, when I talk about random senseless violence, I'm not talking about people who are a bit ornery or spitefull. I'm talking about the kind of pure evil that would posess a man to kidnap, rape, and murder a child; Or the bizarre political and religious obsessions that drive groups of men to brutally maim and kill women and children, either in the name of Allah, or in the name of 'Anti-Terrorism'.

      Show me one animal species who engages in that kind of violence and *maybe* I might give you your point.

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    21. Re:The Battle Rages On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technology = Magic

      It should be Technology == Magic

    22. Re:The Battle Rages On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw a documentary on this very thing. In a group of chimps a mother and daughter, seemingly out of the blue, started capturing, killing and eating the babies of the other mothers. This went on for some time and then just as quickly stopped. These were not rival chimps they were part of the same family. Some of the other chimps helped, some looked on and did nothing, some aided the mother and daughter occasionally getting some baby flesh.

      It is mentioned here http://village.infoweb.ne.jp/~wabisabi/english6.ht ml. The idea that the human animal is somehow worse than any other animal is simply BS. We engage in no behavior that cannot be found in the animal kingdom, except for maybe religion :)

      Seems violent, random, senseless, and non-human.

  13. I don't care ... by Reez · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    because I live nowhere near America.

  14. Overreaching their charter by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do the FCC even have the right to add new things to the list of what they regulate? It was my understanding that they enforced decency regs, but could not define them.

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    1. Re:Overreaching their charter by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They let their religious beliefs do that for them. Does your religion require you to not say things like fuck, damn, hell, bastard and bitch. Mine doesn't. What ever happened to the separation of church and state?

    2. Re:Overreaching their charter by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It was my understanding that they enforced decency regs, but could not define them.
      Yes, but they can define the definition. Change what "profane" means, and then they have new powers, under the old wording.

      I think it's funny that Congress will pass laws with all kinds of minutia and details in them, such as gun laws that list a bunch of specific models of guns, but then we also have laws like what gives the FCC its powers, with vague terms such as "indecent" so that we get to fight for years in courtrooms over what the terms mean.

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    3. Re:Overreaching their charter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    4. Re:Overreaching their charter by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Dude, where have you been? I've missed that sig of yours.

      I even downloaded that Dead Milkmen song just so I could hear it in context.

    5. Re:Overreaching their charter by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends on how you say it, and what you mean (ie. do you mean it to hurt another person or simply to express an emotion).

      As a christian I say those things in context all the time... I mean, WTF are you going to say if you close the car door on your hand 'oops I appear to have severed a limb?', or 'Fucking hell motherfucker bastard that fucking hurts'.

    6. Re:Overreaching their charter by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > I think it's funny that Congress will pass laws with all kinds of minutia and details in them, such as gun laws that list a bunch of specific models of guns, but then we also have laws like what gives the FCC its powers, with vague terms such as "indecent" so that we get to fight for years in courtrooms over what the terms mean.

      If the laws that govern expression were concrete, the government would lose its power to bring prosecutions against those who threaten its world view.

      Howard Stern, for example, needs to get back on side with the Administration, whereupon he'll be given sufficient latitude by the FCC to resume being funny. He got in trouble because someone saw Janet's boobies and declared that Something Had To Be Done, and he wasn't sufficient onside with the administration to escape being the scapegoat. Brought it on himself, really. In an profession for which the laws are written with deliberate ambiguity, one must always have their political bets suitably hedged. Stern failed to do that, and it's costing him bigtime.

    7. Re:Overreaching their charter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither, you're supposed to thank God that He in His Infinite Wisdom saw fit to relieve you of your Burdensome Limb.

      Or something. Christianity is a fucking stupid vampire cult anyway, I'm sure you'll grow out of it soon.

    8. Re:Overreaching their charter by nosilA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The theory is that the 'expert agency' is better equipped to deal with the details than Congress, whose time is better spent working on more broad policy matters. EPA, FDA, USDA, SEC, FEC, FTC, etc all set policy under authority delegated by Congress. The FCC tends to be the most scrutinized by Slashdot, but it's not a unique issue.

      Frankly, you don't want Congress making these decisions - there is legislation on the Hill to extend indecency regulations to Cable and Satellite, and to name specifically those words that are illegal to say (including the f-word).

      It's safe to say that this ruling (and any legislation by Congress) would be challenged in court. Based on the language in the Pacifica case, I suspect the ruling and any hypothetical laws would be reversed.

      -Alison (IANAL, and I don't speak for my employer)

    9. Re:Overreaching their charter by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny that Congress will pass laws with all kinds of minutia and details in them, such as gun laws that list a bunch of specific models of guns, but then we also have laws like what gives the FCC its powers, with vague terms such as "indecent" so that we get to fight for years in courtrooms over what the terms mean.

      The NRA is more effective than the ACLU. That's all there is to it.

      The ACLU is probably too broad. They try to cover so many things that they do no one thing very well. At the same time this hurts them on the supply side because it's most likely you won't donate to the ACLU if you strongly disagree with one of their stands (such as their apparent support for most forms of affirmative action).

      I'm glad we have the EFF as a focused group for electronic freedoms, and groups like the MPP, NORML and the SSDP for freedom of our bodies, they won't suffer unless they start expanding their scope too much, which they haven't much so far.

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    10. Re:Overreaching their charter by Jardine · · Score: 1

      How fucking hard are you closing a car door on your hand that it severs it?

    11. Re:Overreaching their charter by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to a standard level of decency? By the way, the Constitution has no separation of church and state. It was inserted after the fact a few decades ago by those who had an agenda to allow anything w/o regard to morals, decency, and standards so that nothing could be considered bad.

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    12. Re:Overreaching their charter by Alsee · · Score: 1

      By the way, the Constitution has no separation of church and state.

      Bill of Rights
      Amendment I

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.


      In Thomas Jefferson, while President in 1802, wrote of the constitution "building a wall of separation between church and state."

      The Treaty of Tripoli, 1796: "the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion" written by the George Washington administration, perhaps by Washington himself. It was read aloud and unanimously approved by the senate without dissent, and signed by the then sitting president Adams. The ratified treaty was printed in full in a number of newspapers and there is no record of any public outcry or complaint at all. It is only in recent times that such a statement in a US treaty would trigger a scandal. At the time only some 7 to 10 percent of population were members of any church at all. The US as "a Nation Founded in Christianity" is pure revisionist fiction. While most of the Founding Fathers were religious, they weren't Christian. They were mainly Deist. A particularly amusing case is the Jefferson Bible. Jefferson took a Christian Bible, ripped out all refferences to Divinity, rejected the Resurrection, and recast Jesus as an ordinary man and brilliant philosopher.

      And lets not forget James Madison, the very man who penned the First Amendment: "religion & Govt will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together". In the 1830's Madison backed up his position with praise for Virgina as precedent because Virginia govt "performs its functions with complete success; whilst the number, the industry, and the morality of the Priesthood, and the devotion of the people have been manifestly increased by the total separation of the Church from the State ". Madison also wrote up a list of examples of unconstitional intrusions of religion into government, for example congressional chaplains: "Strongly guarded as is the separation between Religion and Government in the Constitution of the United States, the danger of encroachment by Ecclesiastical Bodies, may be illustrated by precedents already furnished in their short history".

      Madison, as the author of those words, should certainly know what they were intended to mean. If you read his writings, and those of Jefferson, it is quite clear they they intended separation of church and state.

      You are free to practice your religion and to promote your relious beliefs all you like. It is just the government that is forbidden to do so. The only thing you can't do is abuse government power to do so while acting in an official capacity.

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  15. Damn it! by dartmouth05 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a serious blow against freedom of speech and expression. While the airwaves belong to the public and all, it is ludicrous to censor something because it is deemed to be "grossly offensive."

    Many people find Howard Stern's show to be grossly offensive, however many other people love it. If Stern's show really stepped over the line, people would stop listening to it. If people stopped listening to it, the show would be canceled, and he would be off the air.

    I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy. They are in favor of privitization and less Government regulation of businesses, except when it comes to what can be said in the media. Republicans are in favor of states' rights, except when it comes to a state choosing to allow same-sex marraige. Republicans are "ultra-moralistic" in their own minds, impeaching President Bill Clinton for lying about a sexual relationship, but when it comes to a Republican aide in the Senate hacking into sensitive Democrat files, only Orin Hatch has the honor to stand against it.

    The FCC's ruling is really, really fucking awful.

    ~JISA

    1. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's not the fucking republicans, it's the goddamn "holier-than-thou" christians who, unfortunately, happen to be republicans more often than not. I consider myself republican-leaning and an atheist. I don't give a flying shit what people say on the airwaves.

    2. Re:Damn it! by BillFarber · · Score: 1
      I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy

      I just want to point out that only 22 representatives (out of 500+) voted against the bill last week to increase fines given out by the FCC. That means alot of democrats voted in favor of the bill. Agree with it or not, this is a bipartisan issue. Soccer moms don't want little Johnny to hear Howard Stern on the radio.

    3. Re:Damn it! by dartmouth05 · · Score: 1

      Democrats voted for the bill, but the bill and this ruling are two different things. The FCC Comissioners are Republicans, appointed by Dubya, and the Chairman's position is an obvious case of nepotism.

    4. Re:Damn it! by PhiltheeG · · Score: 1

      The same Orin Hatch that wants to remotely blow up your computer for swapping stuff?

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    5. Re:Damn it! by rajinikanth · · Score: 0

      If Stern's show really stepped over the line, people would stop listening to it. If people stopped listening to it, the show would be canceled, and he would be off the air.

      Or they enact laws to create a regulatory body called FCC and boot the guy out of public airwaves.

      This is public reaction too. If there are enough Stern admirers who think his profanity belongs to public airwaves, let them work to change the laws.

    6. Re:Damn it! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Democrats voted for the bill, but the bill and this ruling are two different things. The FCC Comissioners are Republicans, appointed by Dubya, and the Chairman's position is an obvious case of nepotism.

      It's easy to say that, but the shame of it is it's flat out wrong. Michael Powell was appointed to the FCC in 1997 by President Bill Clinton. Bush made him the chairman, but Clinton put him there in the first place.

    7. Re:Damn it! by Boing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If Stern's show really stepped over the line, people would stop listening to it.

      Actually, the opposite is largely true. If you saw the movie Private Parts (if you haven't, don't), you'd know that Howard Stern almost wears that as a badge of pride, that people who like him tune in to see what he'll do next, and that people who hate him tune in to see what he'll do next.

      This has no bearing on the validity of banning a word without regard to its usage or context, but I wanted to point out that your statement is not inherently true. "Crossing the line" is more likely to attract new viewers than repel existing ones, regardless of whether it's appropriate (by whatever definition).

    8. Re:Damn it! by Enry · · Score: 1

      But Powell didn't make this ruling during Clinton's presidency.

    9. Re:Damn it! by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      Great post. I don't have much to add, except kudos.

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    10. Re:Damn it! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      Additionally, taken from FCC.gov: The FCC is directed by five Commissioners appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate for 5-year terms, except when filling an unexpired term. The President designates one of the Commissioners to serve as Chairperson. Only three Commissioners may be members of the same political party. None of them can have a financial interest in any Commission-related business.

      That pretty well sums it up.

    11. Re:Damn it! by JDAustin · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      but when it comes to a Republican aide in the Senate hacking into sensitive Democrat files

      No hacking was done here. What had happened is a tech left the directories on a shared server that contained Democratic notes unlocked so ANYONE who looked there could see them. Republicans had nothing to do with the screwup on the protection, its just one of there aids found out about it. Nothing illegal was done.

      What really is hypocrisy is that people are making a big deal about a few repulicans having access to the memos/notes, not about the content in them. Content that included evidence that Senate Democrats held up judicial nominee sppointments at the request of special intrest groups suchs a NARL or the NAACP. Or that one of the primary reasons the democrats filebustered the nomination of Miguel Estrada was because "he is a latino". They were paranoid of allowing a minority who didnt tow the democratic party line to become a federal judge. That is hypocrisy.

    12. Re:Damn it! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So all Howard Stern has to do is go on XM, or cable (wait, he _did_ that.)

      The FCC only regulates radio and broadcast TV, and in 2004 these are rapidly becoming a small fraction of the available media.

      You can cry censorship and First Amendment rights till you're blue in the face, but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level.

      This doesn't violate anyone's rights and no one is holding a gun to Howard Stern's head saying he can't say anything he wants on other media. Besides, I have a hard time believing someone as obviously smart as he having such a hard time not coming up with something else to talk about besides lesbians.

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    13. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If You leave your door unlocked, and someone walks in and takes your stuuf..... do they go to Jail.... Yes.

      BTW If the Republican thougth it was so important, he should go to jail proud.

    14. Re:Damn it! by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      You're right, the evil Republicans replaced Powell with a body double controlled by the GOP because Democrats never infringe on your rights, such as Right to Sue.

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    15. Re:Damn it! by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      Think of it like prohibition. A select handful of people wanted to rid themselves of alcoholics (Im' paraphrasing here). So they outlawed the drink. Did that work? Hell no. Its use increased and criminalized all that participated in the drink. Fast forward to today. A select handful of individuals want to rid themselves of those that don't share or support their views and openly speak against them. So they keep restricting speech until anything that's not inline with what they believe is outlawed. Those the speak out are criminals. How many times has history recorded this in the past?

      Both parties are really pretty FCCing(tm) awful. The Republican party is just the worst. I'd like to see what it would be like without a party system altogether.

    16. Re:Damn it! by agslashdot · · Score: 1

      So all Howard Stern has to do is go on XM

      No way! Howard would never sign on with XM. Clear Channel booted Howard out in the first place, and Clear Channel owns a 30% stake in XM. In every other show, Howard has consistently spoken against censorship by Clear Channel & the FCC. He has also dropped subtle hints that he'll sign on with Sirius - he even visited Sirius's offices in NYC this week. So Howard and Sirius - the beginning of a long relationship.

    17. Re:Damn it! by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then it's not really crossing the line, is it? It's entertainment. People are entertained by seeing what he'll do. If he's truly offensive, then he's not being entertaining, and people don't watch. Compare with, say, Faces of Death. Thats flat out offensive (to me, anyway), and very few people watch it more than once. Even people who hate him listen because they get a thrill out of hating him. Personally, I think that public opinion and the force of the free market (remember that?) should be in charge of regulating public performance. It's 100% true that this will cause plenty of lowest common denominator bullshit to be on the airwaves - but it's got every right to be there, and it's only what we as a public deserve.

    18. Re:Damn it! by shift99 · · Score: 1
      You can cry censorship and First Amendment rights till you're blue in the face, but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level.

      So the government gets to control and regulate the hell out of the FREE, OPEN to the public airwaves. If you want to get around regulated speech, you have to *pay* a large corporation lots of money for the privilege?

      Besides, I have a hard time believing someone as obviously smart as he having such a hard time not coming up with something else to talk about besides lesbians.

      uh, what planet are you from?! ;)

    19. Re:Damn it! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or maybe, just maybe, the white house instructed him to do so. That, or he knew the old white house would be unsympathetic, but the current white house would be behind him. It's not like the FCC stands alone, or they would have been blown up by anarchists by now. :P

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    20. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't violate anyone's rights and no one is holding a gun to Howard Stern's head saying he can't say anything he wants on other media. Besides, I have a hard time believing someone as obviously smart as he having such a hard time not coming up with something else to talk about besides lesbians.

      well that might be all well and good, but he is now being fined for something he did in 2001. if the FCC can reach back and pick and choose anything he has done to deem offensive, he is pretty much screwed.

      also what he is being fined for is talking about a "tossed salad". Oprah Whinfrey also talked about the exact same subject in the exact same manner. She hasn't been fined. Probably won't be either.

      The FCC can now take out anyone they deem offensive at any time. this doesn't sound like a problem to you?

    21. Re:Damn it! by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to convey here is that one party is not really better then the other one. For example, if Democrats where in power, there still will a different type of censorship. For example, they may mandate that you must use the term "African American" instead of "black" when referring to a race.

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    22. Re:Damn it! by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      So all Howard Stern has to do is go on XM, or cable (wait, he _did_ that.)

      The FCC only regulates radio and broadcast TV, and in 2004 these are rapidly becoming a small fraction of the available media.


      Not for long. The FCC is openly discussing regulating cable tv and satellite radio. With laws like the PATRIOT Act on the book, how long do you think it is before other mediums (say, the net) get regulated to?

      Howard is smart, very smart. However, when you are going up against an organization such as the Fellowship, which has been organizing for 15 years, it's hard to do anything. Especially when that organization controls the gov't.

      Congressman Serrano (D-NY, 16th) said it best last week during arguments over this bill (he was one of the few that voted Nay). "The best protection we have is not this bill, just turn the channel, switch the station."

      hit up p2p and search for serrano-0312.mp3 ... it's a good speech.

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    23. Re:Damn it! by Tassach · · Score: 1
      but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level.
      No, it's not. Repeat after me:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
      Notice the complete lack of words like "except" or "unless" or "but" in the First Amendment, which do appear in some of the other Amedments? This means that there are no exceptions, exemptions, or loopholes.

      It is not reasonable for the US Government to do something which the Constitution expressly forbids it from doing. Period, end of story. No amount of revisionism, semantics, or wishful thinking will change the simple fact that the government is forbidden to censor either the press or private citizens.

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    24. Re:Damn it! by WarpedMind · · Score: 1

      The problem is that as other forms of media distribution such as cable and satellite become more prevalent, there will be a push by the same people behind this to regulate these mechanisms.

      Censorship only emboldens more censorship. To paraphrase Shrub: Appeasing censors does not work.

    25. Re:Damn it! by Jackazz · · Score: 1

      You are totally missing the point, he shouldn't have to change the way he thinks, talks, acts or jokes simply because the government changes its mind. The govenment is not supposed to tell you what you can and can't say, the first amendment is supposed to give freedom of speech. There has been no trial to decide what is decent or not, it is just a govenment entity deciding on a whim. If what he says is so bad, why did they have to go back three years to find something to fine him for?

    26. Re:Damn it! by sudnshok · · Score: 1

      Amen

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    27. Re:Damn it! by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I DJ college radio, mostly hardcore and punk. I am not a "shock jock", and most of what I play and say on the air is not intended to get a rise out of people. However, I have almost been kicked off the air multiple times because of the lameass obscenity rules imposed by the FCC. Songs such as this, this, this, and this have cost me much grief in the past.

      None of these songs are terribly obscene, and really, the use of this language is really commonplace in our culture now. The reason that blanket laws like this trigger kneejerk, eye-rolling reactions is because it's silly. In the same way that nobody is particularly shocked or taken aback to hear about someone smoking pot or drinking underage, these milquetoast rules dilute the force of the law because nobody takes them seriously.

      Likewise, none of the songs that I posted up there are really that offensive; you'd have to be living under a rock to be offended by that. On the other hand, "obscenity" is a really slippery slope. For instance, none of these songs have any bad words.

      This song will probably offend you
      But what about this one? It's only kind of bad, I guess....
      And what about this one?

      Where do you wanna draw the line?

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      "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
    28. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very persuasive. I'm sure all of the Christian slashdotters are carefully considering your well-crafted, well-thought-out argument. You provide such convincing logic and reasoning in your denouncement.

      No? Some people seem to think profanity is a good enough replacement for logic. If you say it with enough cursing, it must be true, right? Of course you don't care what other people say on the radio; look at your own calibre of speech.

      The only thing worse than a conservative Republican Christian is a hateful, spiteful atheist.

    29. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh boo farking hooo... you NEVER had the right to start spouting profanities in public.

      If I'm sitting with my child watching the public awards I certianly dont want to hear some moron that is too damned stupid and with zero tact start spouting filth when the sho did not warn of those kinds of idiots will be on it.

      sorry, if you want to act like a uncontrolled child then you have to have a warning.

    30. Re:Damn it! by starm_ · · Score: 1

      But at lease with prohibition there was some scientific backing that showed alcohol could do damage. It is bad for your health. It can make a person dangerous. etc...

      I mean isn't the governement required to do things that are good for society. Where are the studies that shows there is damage done to societies who hear the word fuck?

      Where is even the common sense behind that? I'm really wondering. Please someone answer. Isn't it even the opposite? Aren't there even studies that show that not being open about sexuality to kids can lead to psychological problems. Setting a taboo around it can make them feel inadequate about their sexuality later on which can lead to anxiety, fear, relational problems and even trigger worst problems?

      There must be some rationel for the government to isue such law, but I fail to see it. Could someone please enlighten me?

    31. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it

      If you were to tell me that the FCC needs a certain portion of the EM spectrum for EMS purposes, I'd agree with you. Howard Stern's show, however is ENTERTAINMENT. If it's not your style, don't listen to it. For me, It's the only thing that gets me through my morning commute. If we start regulating ENTERTAINMENT, then let's also take Dr Phil and Oprah off the air. I'm sure they've talked about sex before. Sorry, I just don't agree that we should pick on certain ideas or forms of entertainment because a few pretentious bastards don't like them. How hard is it to turn the F-ing dial? Screw the FCC, they're not representing the interests of the public, abusing their authority in the process.

    32. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the consecutive use of really... really offensive. :( (yeah I know. :P)

    33. Re:Damn it! by njdj · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Republicans are "ultra-moralistic" in their own minds, impeaching President Bill Clinton for lying about a sexual relationship

      Clinton was impeached for perjury - lying under oath while giving evidence to a court. In common-law countries, this is a serious offense because it strikes at the integrity of the legal process. In Britain, for example, Jonathan Aitken - a former Government minister - was imprisoned for 2 years for a similar crime. Lord Archer, a former Chairman of the Conservative party and a member (at the time) of the House of Lords, was also sent to jail for perjury in a civil case.


      Persuading the American public that it was all about sex, not perjury, was a brilliant propaganda achievement by Clinton.

    34. Re:Damn it! by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're going a bit far. The constitution is always interpreted. Do you really think the founding fathers intended for any private citizen to posess something as powerfull as nuclear weapons? There are a few restrictions on free speech that the supreme court has ruled constitutional, and for the most part they're reasonable. Mostly they involve the old "yelling fire in a crowded theatre" and inducing people to commit violent acts. You can't have a "kill these abortion doctors" website for instance. Some people might say slander and libel are regulated, but I was under the impression these were civil matters. So I'm not sure if there's any particular law pertaining to them.

      Now, that doesn't mean that this latest "no f-word" nonsense is legal. The FCC regulation of the airwaves is supposed to be allowed because of the small capacity of the radio spectrum. With sat radio, sat TV, cable TV, internet radio, and someday internet TV that argument are becoming less and less persusive.

      This latest "crackdown" is purely for political gains. It's an election year and the Bush administration is in trouble. They're looking for anything to appease the conservative voter. "Hey look, we cleaned up that damn Howard Stern. please vote for us". The whole thing is just posturing. I'd compare it to when you were 8 years old and your parents decided to "crack down on this TV viewing". Two weeks later the big crack down was over, and it's business as usual.

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    35. Re:Damn it! by Luminari · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It always starts like this, something small. They take away part of your freedoms, and so you say "it's only under certain conditions". Then they gradually start adding conditions, until you look up and all your freedoms are gone. When your rights are concerned you can never give an inch.

    36. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go hug a tree, bitch

    37. Re:Damn it! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy.

      They're obstructing our optical input devices with some kund of material derived from sheep fur.

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      What?
    38. Re:Damn it! by Warlok · · Score: 1
      If people stopped listening to it, the show would be canceled, and he would be off the air.

      You mean, run it like a free market? Blasphemy! :-)

      I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy. They are in favor of privitization and less Government regulation of businesses,

      You obviously haven't been looking at the new Republican party. They've been paying lip service to those ideals while increasing the size of government and government intervention in every aspect of our lives since Ronny Ray-gun stepped into office. In fact, there is no fundamental difference anymore between Republican and Democrat - they are both aimed on micro-managing America. One of them is left-handed, the other right-handed, but both manage to be sinister.

      --
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    39. Re:Damn it! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > However, I have almost been kicked off the air multiple times because of the lameass obscenity rules imposed by the FCC. Songs such as this, this, this, and this have cost me much grief in the past.

      I'll see that and raise you Karen Finley's Tales of Taboo, Radio Mix.

      I first heard Ms. Finley's piece on a 50 watt college station at 2:00 am. That DJ had balls. Big brassy balls that went clank whenever she sat down at the mic. :)

    40. Re:Damn it! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Besides, I have a hard time believing someone as obviously smart as he having such a hard time not coming up with something else to talk about besides lesbians.

      It's simple. He said it himself, "Lesbians=ratings." I always thought he treated the subject quite tastefully, if you get my drift.

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      What?
    41. Re:Damn it! by KaiserSoze · · Score: 1

      You just had to make me step in you hack. You just had to repeat the RNC's spinpoint:

      "We didn't do anything bad! And... and... even if we did... um... they were consulting special interests as to who to nominate!"

      O Republicans! Save me from the big bad special interests that influence the Democratic party! I now know that you would never, ever, Ever, EVER write, endorse, or vote for legistlation that had the taint of special interests behind it. I know now, through your spin-pointagisms, that, say, the Christan Coalition would never attempt to influence the choice for a crucial federal circuit court or supreme court position!

      Oh, thank you again, wise Republicans for showing me the error of my liberal ways and giving me tax cuts, tax cuts, and tax cuts until the nation is 99% lower class and 1% ultra-upper class. I hope I'm in the right bracket when the time comes!

      you make me sick.

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      "What we elect to call imagination is mere combination of things not heretofore combined." - Frank Norris

    42. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. But it does violate the rights of the citizen. Now I have to go and buy a satellite radio and pay for a subscription to listen to real people say what they want to say?

      Freedom should be free.

    43. Re:Damn it! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      You can cry censorship and First Amendment rights till you're blue in the face, but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level.

      Nice dodge! You managed to completely avoid the key claims the parent post brought up:

      1. The free market should be able to sort out what people want on the radio by itself without any government meddling.

      2. That people who heavily promote small government, free speech, and the free markets are being hypocritical when they support FCC regulation of speech on the airwaves.

      The parent post brought up specific (if debatable) complaints. You've rebutted with "Well, it's reasonable." The only argument is that radio and broadcast TV are a small part of the media. If it's so small why bother regulating it at all?

    44. Re:Damn it! by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      Think of it like prohibition. A select handful of people wanted to rid themselves of alcoholics (Im' paraphrasing here). So they outlawed the drink. Did that work? Hell no. Its use increased and criminalized all that participated in the drink. Fast forward to today. A select handful of individuals want to rid themselves of those that don't share or support their views and openly speak against them. So they keep restricting speech until anything that's not inline with what they believe is outlawed. Those the speak out are criminals. How many times has history recorded this in the past?

      1. Have you checked the US constitution lately? Do you know how hard it is to pass an amendment to this document? Based on the requirements, how you could possibly think that "a select few people" pushed prohibition legislation through? At the time, even congressmen who personally disagreed with the amendment voted in favor, claiming their constituencies supported it. It's probably fair to say that more than 50% of the population supported prohibition. This isn't a "select handful," it's democracy. Whether the amendment was misguided is irrelevant to the point. As long as the majority is not revoking the human rights of the majority, democracy is functioning ok. And no, human rights are much bigger than the right to get drunk. Which gets me to the next point.

      2. Free Speech isn't boundless. Nobody ever guaranteed you the right to express yourself in every channel that exists. As long as you can reach an audience who wants to hear your thoughts, you're enjoying free speech. I don't see how sanitizing the airwaves (which are common property) restricts anyone's rights. You don't have the right to go around exposing yourself in public, likewise you shouldn't have the right to violate someone's right to enjoy "clean speech" in certain public media channels.

    45. Re:Damn it! by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Could someone please enlighten me?

      Read this essay if you missed it when it was posted: What You Can't Say

    46. Re:Damn it! by bear_phillips · · Score: 1
      Republicans had nothing to do with the screwup on the protection, its just one of there aids found out about it. Nothing illegal was done.

      The other day I was walking by this house and it was unlocked so I went in hung out played some PS2. Damned police said I was tresspassing. But hey I said it was unlocked open to the public. They left the door unlocked so ANYONE who look there could see. To bad the judge didn't see it my way.

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    47. Re:Damn it! by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      There must be some rationel for the government to isue such law, but I fail to see it.

      Rationality has nothing to do with law-making. Consider that (in the U.S. anyway) it is okay for a woman to terminate a pregnancy, thereby ending the life of someone who doesn't get a say in the matter. On the other hand, a person who is terminally ill with cancer (it may vary from state to state, I'm not familiar with the laws everywhere) typically cannot end their own life (legally). Now what's up with that? When is it okay to end someone's life, and when is it not? Enlist, grab a gun, go to another country and kill innocent women and children? That's good. Kill a late-night intruder in your home? That's bad. What the FCC?

      Logic, reason, morality -- these have no place in the law. It's about money & politics.

      The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Cornelius Tacitus

    48. Re:Damn it! by johncheng · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to get it. You say all Stern has to do is to go to XM. But why does he? Because the FCC disagrees with what he says? What power does the FCC have to fine someone for saying things that millions of American wants to hear and enjoys hearing?

      And FCC is clearly unreasonable in this situation. They have very vague guidelines on what they considered to be actionable (indecent) and what's not. And threatens to punish anyone who crosses this invisible line. There's no way for anyone to know what the FCC consider to be indecent. So should people just all quit AM/FM radio because thye might potentially say something offensive? Where is the clear line that defines indecent speech that's allowed and not allowed on the radio? The word 'Nigger' is way more offensive than the word 'Shit', yet the FCC allows the N word to be used on the radio, but not 'Shit'. Is that reasonable?

    49. Re:Damn it! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I will happily agree that they haven't been consistent about this. The problem is that by looking the other way, they have allowed things to get so bad that (to wit: The Superbowl Halftime Show, of which the booby was only a small part) a large part of the public finds it offensive. As usual, the government waits until the problem gets out of hand and then overracts.

      I would argue they should have been doing this all along. Television worked fine for more than 50 years without F-bombs and boobies and every third commercial showing a women in her skivvies. The problem with relying only on the market for the public airwaves is that you are subjecting everyone to the lowest common denominator.

      As an example, I love to watch "The Simpsons" with my kids every night at 6:00 and 6:30, and while the show is occasionally offensive (and I know the episodes well enough to know when to change the channel), it's the commercials that are horrible. Ads for violent or smutty movies, which like I mentioned above almost always seem to show women dancing around in their underwear (not to mention the soft-core porn of Bally commercials (they are actual better in the last few months) or the less soft-core porn of Victoria's Secret (which, in addition to objectifying women, seems to want to teach us that sticking-out ribs is sexy). Now I'm not a prude that would shriek in terror at any flash of skin (like the Superbowl, which I'd turned off after about 3 notes of that horrible so-called "music", and thus missed the hoohah), but that it objectifies women. It teaches us that they are to be gawked at, leered at, and if we can't see what we want we should just tear off clothes. And of course the overarching message is that casual sex is the be-all, end-all of human striving.

      So, no the government hasn't been consistent, but I for one think they are getting back to where they should have been all along. Most of /. is college-aged or slightly older. I bet if you poll people who have children like I do, you will find the opinion moving more towards mine. A twenty-one year old can watch all this garbage and put it in perspective (if not become totally desensitized to it), but I don't care what anyone says (because I know better!), a seven-year-old or a ten-year-old can't. If children could exercise that level of judgement, they'd be adults.

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    50. Re:Damn it! by gid · · Score: 1

      I'd probably get Sirius if Howard was onboard. Sattelite goes over the airwaves just like normal radio, so isn't it a matter of time before the FCC starts fucking that up as well? It's encrypted, yes, but is that enough to stop the almighty FCC?

    51. Re:Damn it! by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      hate to tell you, but fillibusters happen through any political party. Republicans and Democrats have had them, for much the same reasons. Politics, next to religions, hurt the people the most when they're forced upon them.

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      Human nature is the same everywhere; the modes only are different. -- Earl of Chesterfield
    52. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 1

      It's funny how all the other replies to this thread still ignore the main issue posed here. Still trying to find a way to call it "hacking". The general bent on this site is "Oh, if they have bad security, it's their fault if I see the stuff" until this and then it's "nail the bastards to the wall"

      I'm so fucking sick of the hypocrasy that this site exhibits. Both parties suck ass right now... drop the goddamn partisan bullshit and try working toward fixing the problems in the country, not toward painting those on the other side in an even more unflattering light than the last time.

      Jesus... I'm living in a country of retards.

    53. Re:Damn it! by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      In the end, it was about sex.

      IANAD (I am not a Democrat), but really, what was the purpose of asking Clinton under oath about a sexual relationship? Especially since the leaders of the Republican party who pushed for his impeachment later were found to have had extramarital affairs anyways?

      It was the only thing they could do to target Clinton and try to win in 1998/2000. It worked in the end because of Gore's reluctance to have Clinton campaign for him, and for Gore's inability to really decide issues in the early running.

      The point is, yeah, Clinton lied under oath. But what the hell was the point of putting him under oath in the first place? Republicans were hypocritical, as were most of the people in DC asking for his head.

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      Human nature is the same everywhere; the modes only are different. -- Earl of Chesterfield
    54. Re:Damn it! by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      But at lease with prohibition there was some scientific backing that showed alcohol could do damage. It is bad for your health.

      However there have also been nurerous studies that show how alcohol can be something that improves your health. I read about a study just the other day that said a glass or two of wine a day decreases your likelyhood of catching a cold or becoming sick by something like 80%.

      Taboos are horrible. George Carlin hit the nail on the head when he talked about the "Pussification of the United States." I mean really, aren't people raising a bunch of litigious prudes nowadays? People are too damned sensitive to the silliest little things nowadays. Take crime and guns for example. All the opponent arguements attempt to parallel guns and crime. Canada has a greater number of guns per captia that the US and yet they have less than half the TCI (total crime index) of the US. I don't remember the numbers for alcohol-related incidents in Germany or the sex-crimes in Amsterdam or France but I remember it was a fraction of that in the US. Why do we have so damned many prudes here in the US?

    55. Re:Damn it! by Tony · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't been looking at the new Republican party. They've been paying lip service to those ideals while increasing the size of government and government intervention in every aspect of our lives since Ronny Ray-gun stepped into office.

      God, I thought I was the only one who thought this way. I've been more libertarian (small 'l', not Libertarian Party which should be the Randian party, which is just plain stupid to me) than anything; I voted for Nader last election, because I knew my vote wasn't worth much going to Gore (the lesser of two evils in my mind).

      But, in spite of that, I have several friends who are staunch republicans. I thought I understood their position: people should be able to stand on their own feet with only minimal help (no coddling), the government should stay the hell out of our lives (amen, brother!), drugs are bad for society and so should be outlawed (I don't agree, but I *understand*), etc.

      Now it seems our current Republican incumbent is trashing all those ideals. Small government? Hah! Instead of a "tax-and-spend" liberal, we've got a "cut taxes for the rich and spend" "conservative." How is that conservative?!? If I have a reduction in income at home, I sure as hell can't start spending even *more* money. Fiscal responsibility just doesn't work that way.

      Most conservatives I know are also a bit perplexed by this rampant fiscal irresponsibility; it just doesn't jibe with their own fiscal conservatism.

      Very few of them are willing to admit Bush's administration is a whack-job, though. They agree with me in principle, but...

      Oh, hell, I don't know. Maybe they feel so much safer with Bush running the show. Don't ask me why. Now, not only is the middle-east pissed at us, but so are most of Europe, a large chunk of Northern Africa, quite a bit of Central America, and Quebec.

      At this rate, all we need to do is anger a couple of Antarctic research stations, and we can people who hate us on every continent.

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      Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    56. Re:Damn it! by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read a single book about prohibition and the time period surrounding it? Your comment leads me to believe that you haven't. Find one and read it so you may be enlightened as well. It's really quite remarkable how the population was "controlled."

    57. Re:Damn it! by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      It was a Music award show..
      there were Musicians....
      Some musiciains were going to open their mouths to do something other than sing...

      If you couldn't follow that thought to it's logical conclusion, then you deserve everything you got.

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    58. Re:Damn it! by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      I forgot to respond to your second section.
      As long as you can reach an audience who wants to hear your thoughts, you're enjoying free speech. I don't see how sanitizing the airwaves (which are common property) restricts anyone's rights.

      What about the audience that wanted to hear what Howard Stern had to say? Wasn't that also their right? People have the right not to listen. They don't have the right to prevent someone else from speaking, even in public. There is a quote that I believe if infinitely relavent here:

      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
      written by Evelyn Beatrice Hall under the pseudonym S[tephen] G. Tallentyre.

      The Freedom of Speech is our most sacred right. It is that right that all our other rights stem from. Every tiny infringment on that right has reprocusions that have no limits.

    59. Re:Damn it! by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Persuading the American public that it was all about sex, not perjury, was a brilliant propaganda achievement by Clinton.

      There's also that little matter of Kenneth Starr spending years and millions of dollars investigating Clinton, only to catch him lying about an affair. Try to think back a bit: what was Clinton supposed to be answering for on the witness stand?

      This isn't to defend Clinton, but to point out why the American public were not really convinced that the Republicans were not overreaching (and to some, outright malicious) in their prosecution. Their hatred for everything Clinton was hardly contained.

    60. Re:Damn it! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      IIRC Clinton didn't exactly lie when he said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" because 'sexual relations' was narrowly defined as 'coitus'.

      If he had said he'd has 'sexual relations' and it transpired that she had merely blown him, *then* he would have lied under oath.

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    61. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a serious blow against freedom of speech and expression. While the airwaves belong to the public and all, it is ludicrous to censor something because it is deemed to be "grossly offensive."

      To reiterate my point elsewhere in the thread...

      We're not taking away Broadcast TV/Radio's Freedom of Speech. We agreed to give up our own Freedom of Speech in a certain venue (EM frequency) to allow them to speak. Now, we're simply demanding our right to Freedom of Speech back by giving the frequency back to the public to whom it belongs in the first place.

      When we rip their, license, what we're taking away is not their constitutionally-guaranteed Freedom of Speech. We're exercising our own right to Freedom of Speech in a public venue. What we're really taking away is their non-constitutionally-guaranteed Right to be Heard.

      Stop hitting the strawman of "Free Speech." It's unbecoming.

    62. Re:Damn it! by shyster · · Score: 1
      No hacking was done here. What had happened is a tech left the directories on a shared server that contained Democratic notes unlocked so ANYONE who looked there could see them. Republicans had nothing to do with the screwup on the protection, its just one of there aids found out about it. Nothing illegal was done.

      Hmm...with the DMCA, are you sure that it's not illegal? Obviously, the Republican aide knew that they weren't supposed to be there before reading them. What's the difference between trolling a share for files inadvertently placed there and knocking on ports for inadvertent open ones? I don't think the DMCA, or any computer cracking law, has ever made a distinction as to what constitutes reasonable protection.

      And, if not illegal, it was definitely unethical. Accessing information which you know you have no legal right to is unethical...especially in matters of public gov't.

    63. Re:Damn it! by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Noone believes it's all about the sex. Everyone knows it was all about the politics. It started with character assasination (easy to do in our purlie puritan culture) and ended with a mistake - the lie. All Presidents lie. Some lie to protect the interests of the people, some lie to further their own political aims. clinton lied to avoid a BS political coup that distracted the nation's leaders from actually important issues. There are all kinds of lies too. white ones, black ones, some with serious consequences, many without any. It's intellectual dishonesty to say that all Presidential lies are the same, all impeachable. There should have been a litmus test (congress comes to mind) that was reasonable (congress fails test) and ended better than it did.

    64. Re:Damn it! by Darth · · Score: 1

      the "Fire in a crowded theater" example comes from Schenck V. United States. It says falsely yelling fire in a crowded theater and causing a panic is not protected speech.

      It goes on to say :

      The question in every case is whether the words used are used in such circumstances and are of such a nature as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that Congress has a right to prevent.

      This is the barometer that the supreme court defined for determining the limitation on speech.

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    65. Re:Damn it! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Then it's not really crossing the line, is it? It's entertainment. People are entertained by seeing what he'll do. If he's truly offensive, then he's not being entertaining, and people don't watch

      How very true.

      Another example: The hugely popular George Carlin.

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    66. Re:Damn it! by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Well if they go seeking out things that offend them just so they've got something to bitch about, that's their own fucking dysfunction. Why is it so hard to grasp this? If it offends you, turn it off, but don't fuck it up for the rest of us. I'm gonna find these people, go to their church service (they're obviously high-and-mighty christians) and bitch loudly through the whole service, since I don't believe in god and they're offending me. See if they get it then...

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    67. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont forget that duh president and vice-presidunt have both been convicted of dui. talk about hurting people. ouch. you cant even be a policeman/woman or firefighter in some states if you've been convicted of that, but i guess it's ok to be the leader of a nation, or notion as long as you have god on your side.

    68. Re:Damn it! by mahbidness · · Score: 1

      IANAR, but it's important to have the facts straight. The parent poster is correct. Discredit where discredit is due.

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      "It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork."

    69. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you seriously think the Radio station give a fuck about Howard Stern and censorship. They want Ad revenue. As long as HS stayed controversial, people listened, and they sold ad time.

      They kicked him off the air not because he was gross or indecent. There was a small minded group of people ike the moral majority (2 lies for the price of 1), who contacted advertisers and said they would not purchase their products.

      The radio stations started getting a lot of flack which would affect thier bottom line, and so HS got butt fucked because the pussies in the boardrooms couldn't give a shit about anything other than money.

    70. Re:Damn it! by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      IANAD (I am not a Democrat), but really, what was the purpose of asking Clinton under oath about a sexual relationship? Especially since the leaders of the Republican party who pushed for his impeachment later were found to have had extramarital affairs anyways?

      I believe the impeachment was justified. The questions he was asked were frivilous and unjustified ("Did you have sexual relations with your interns?"), and they never should have been asked... but Clinton doesn't have the luxury of deciding which questions to answer truthfully under oath, and which ones to lie to. I believe in nailing a president when he lies to the American public. Which is why, although I'm sure it will never happen, I'd love to see Bush impeached.

    71. Re:Damn it! by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      But see, you have to pay for XM and cable. That would be restricting uncensored media to only the priviledged.

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      Marvin knew: "Think of a number, any number..."
    72. Re:Damn it! by Mudd+Guy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So now I have to *pay* to listen to Howard Stern just because some other folks don't like his show or find it offensive? I don't think it's acceptable to just push offensive shows from the free airwaves to fee-based broadcast systems.

      For the record, I don't actually like Howard Stern's show, but I think people who want to listen to it should be free to.

    73. Re:Damn it! by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

      Not that it matters, but I don't consider the perjury important at all. It's not my business, and it's not any of your business. I'm fine with him lying about something he shouldn't have to tell us at all. The question should never even been asked, except for by his family. Perhaps he could have found a better way to express that, but I don't think he owned us an answer.

      Generally perjury would be extremely serious, but I think even a president should get to have a private life. I think many other people that weren't impressed by the accusation felt the same way. American culture is way too focused on the intimate details of celebrities lives. Go live your own!

    74. Re:Damn it! by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Clinton was impeached for perjury - lying under oath while giving evidence to a court.

      No Clinton was impeached to get back for Nixon being forced out. Almost 8 years, 80 billion dollars, and an investigation went from a land deal in the 70s to replacing patronage jobs in the whitehouse, to a blowjob. Yeah. Bang up job.

      Meanwhile lying to congress and the american people about why we should engage in a war of aggression...

      Up is down. Down is up. Questioning our glorious leader is double-plus ungood.

    75. Re:Damn it! by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      Your comment leads me to believe that you haven't. Find one and read it so you may be enlightened as well. It's really quite remarkable how the population was "controlled."

      My point was merely that a signification portion of the population supported Prohibition. That fact is simply not diputable-- and since you're a self-proclaimed expert on the topic, you'd know that Prohibition ammendments to state constitutions predated the Federal one. Some of these happened in the 19th centure (Maine) and had little to do with the Temperance movement that began in Ohio. Unless you're reading conspiracy theory books about how the Illuminati are actually running the government, most historians would consider the Temperance movement to be a grassroots one. It started in Ohio! Can't get any more grassroots than that, except maybe Kansas...

      What about the audience that wanted to hear what Howard Stern had to say? Wasn't that also their right?

      The answer is no. 1957, Roth v. United States, the Supreme Court decided that "All ideas having even the slightest redeeming social importance - unorthodox ideas, controversial ideas, even ideas hateful to the prevailing climate of opinion - have the full protection of the guaranties, unless excludable because they encroach upon the limited area of more important interests. But implicit in the history of the First Amendment is the rejection of obscenity as utterly without redeeming social importance."

      I believe in Free Speech as much as anyone else and lecturing me on how important it is doesn't really prove your point. The wonderful thing about our country is that it protects our right to make political statements that disagree with those stated by our leaders. Having a limited "safe zone" that has been previously agreed upon to be sanitized from obscenity doesn't remove that right! If we have already agreed that the airwaves are supposed to be free from nipples, and my kid sees that nipple, then Janet Jackson has violated my right to privacy. Does that constitutional amendment mean anything to you?

      I don't understand why people demand things to be all or nothing. A significant portion of the population wants the airwaves to be safe for their kids. Let them have it. Nobody's saying that obscenity should be illegal-- only in certain limited locations. Nobody's taking away your porn and obscenity- the Supreme Court wouldn't allow it.

    76. Re:Damn it! by Jackazz · · Score: 1
      Then the answer is not to prohibitively fines so that things get taken off the air, but to provide a system of ratings and use technology to block the material from people of insufficient age. There are plenty of V-chips and crap out there. Let's use a technological solution instead of censoring everything and not letting people who want risque content get it.

      The only court ruling has been to stop the 'Seven dirty words' and I'm not trying to argue with that, we can do without the F-word and the other words on the air (although what harm do words really do?). Make Howard Stern and other comedy shows PG-13, and don't hold them to the same standards as the Super Bowl halftime show or the Evening News.

      Check this out too...from the Howard Stern website, it is about stuff that Oprah has said on the air..."Compare The Oprah & Howard Transcripts And Find Out How To Complain To The FCC"

    77. Re:Damn it! by Warlok · · Score: 1
      I voted for Nader last election

      Nader? Not sure I would ever stoop to that - if I'm wasting my vote, I'll waste it on a Libertarian candidate before following a herd of green socialists.

      we've got a "cut taxes for the rich and spend" "conservative

      To be fair, the Bush tax cut was a fairly across-the-board tax cut, but he paid for it by increasing the deficit. I agree, it's not fiscally conservative (nor fiscally responsible).

      we've got a "cut taxes for the rich and spend" "conservative

      It's an interesting sociological phenomenon - when your guy's in power, everything he does is right, even if it's wrong. I'm not sure where that comes from - if the guy in charge is my guy and he does something stupid, I'm gonna say he did something stupid. I do that with my bosses at work, I'm certainly not pulling back because the guy's in government.

      quite a bit of Central America, and Quebec

      Central America has been on our list since Ronnie Raygun and his harsh anti-drug stance. As for the Quebecois, what, exactly, can they do? They haven't even successfully seceded from Canada - I'm not worried about them taking over Vermont and New Hampshire. And if you could compate the gun laws in effect in Vermont and New Hampshire against Canadian gun laws, neither would you. :-)

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  16. Like a woman suffering PMS by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You just don't KNOW what the FCC will decide next. I mean, if it were anything else, this would be a big indicator that the current ruling body is worthless... when their whole course of direction... their whole idealism... can just change on a whim.

    Plain and simple, the FCC needs to decide what its stance actually is, and evolve from there... NOT take back all of your progress because someone with money has a vested interest

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    1. Re:Like a woman suffering PMS by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, half (or more) of the people who read your post would not understand your analogy. Second, a woman suffering PMS will eventually stop suffering from PMS and thus be nice to be around again... The FCC never stops suffering...

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  17. cue tin foil hat. by Valar · · Score: 1, Funny

    OMG. How long until Kerry commercials are ruled obscene and banned from the airwaves? Everything is propaganda! Run for it. The cheerios commercials have subliminal ads in them! RRRRAAAAAAAASSSSKKKKKK!!!~~1

  18. Support Howard by fluke_finder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Passion of the Stern lives on!

    1. Re:Support Howard by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Long-time listener, first-time caller.. ;)

      Amidst all the indecency crackdowns, and the FCC's announcements yesterday, nobody seems to be pointing out the fact that the ruling against Infinity was for a Howard Stern show that aired in 2001. It's not for anything Howard has said or done recently, and as I understand it, it's more due to what a caller said.

      Howard's been playing this game for a long time. He knows the rules, and he knows them well; perhaps even better than most people who work for the FCC. Howard has always voiced his contempt for the rules, but he's (generally) always played within the rules, as well. So why is Howard getting attacked all of a sudden?

      For the majority of Bush's presidency, Howard has been a staunch supporter. On September 11 2001, he was on the air telling everyone that it was bin Laden, and that we ought to do something about it. Howard supported the Afghanistan strikes 100%. As time wore on and people grew critical of Bush, Howard stood his ground, even supporting the war in Iraq.

      After the Janet Jackson fiasco, when it was obvious that the FCC was gearing up to make some heads roll, Howard suddenly shifted gears. For the past few weeks, his (on-air) political leanings have done an abrupt 180. He's been decrying the FCC and its crackdown, and more importantly, he's been urging listeners to vote Bush out of office.

      ClearChannel dropped Stern from 6 stations. It wasn't for anything "indecent." It was because of Howard's recent political about-face.

      ClearChannel is owned by a guy named Lowry Mays. Mays is a Texan, and he's got ties to the oil industry. OK, so these days it seems like everyone is from Texas and is an oil baron. How about the fact that GWB sold his share of the Texas Rangers baseball team to a guy named Tom Hicks. Tom Hicks was, at the time, CEO of a company called AMFM. Guess what business a company named "AMFM" was in? That's right, the radio business. AMFM was bought out by ClearChannel, and Tom Hicks is now Vice Chairman of ClearChannel.

      Howard Stern had a surprisingly good ride, in terms of FCC scrutiny, under the Bush administration until the past couple of weeks. I think it's because - and only because - Howard had, until that time, been an unapologetic supporter of Bush and the war in Iraq, even to the point where it conflicted with his own liberal interests in terms of broadcasting.

      A timeline:

      1) AMFM CEO buys GWB's share in Texas Rangers
      2) AMFM acquired by ClearChannel
      3) Janet Jackson bares areola
      4) FCC launches witch-hunt
      4a) FCC Chairman Powell is Secretary of State Colin's son, for those who aren't paying attention
      5) ClearChannel dumps Stern like a bag of bricks
      6) FCC fines Infinity (but not ClearChannel, even though they aired it) for a Stern episode from 2001

      Mod me troll if you want, but this is the politics of things. Howard Stern isn't being sought out because he was "indecent." He's being sought out because he jumped the fence, he's being sought out because he's telling 8+ million people a day to vote Bush out of office.

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    2. Re:Support Howard by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      if anyone is curious what he means by supporting howard, go here

      donate to John Kerry through his website. in the occupation, put /HowardSternFan . also, support Congressman Jose Serrano, D-NY, 16th Bronx, a very vocal opponent to the recent FCC actions, as well as our favorite PATRIOT Act

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    3. Re:Support Howard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never been a Howard Stern fan.. but I find this turn of events very amusing. Apparently, he is trashing Bush very often on his show.

      Hopefully this will swing Stern's listeners to the Democrat side, traditionally the "ignorant white trash" demographic has been very strongly Republican.

  19. Here in Canada... by Opalima · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... almost anything goes. Maybe we're more open minded. Maybe we're a little less uptight. Maybe we watch a little too much American TV.

    1. Re:Here in Canada... by Malc · · Score: 1

      Our entertainment is watching the American reactions to what appears on their TV. I thought the whole Super Bowl thing was pretty funny in a pathetic condescending way... until I got bored with it just going on and on for so long. It was nothing. The US is more like Iran than most Americans would care to admit.

    2. Re:Here in Canada... by ill_mango · · Score: 1

      ever watch Baby Blue on friday/saturday nights on City TV? It's softcore porn on basic cable! *wipes away a tear* ooooooh Caaaanadaaaa

    3. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Yeah we just shove Canadian programing down your throat and block out the majority of the American stuff. No wonder 'anything goes'. All hail CanCon, and it's glorious freedom-blocking regime!

      Oh and you did hear about the C2 amendment right? You know the one that will put you in jail for owning a C/KU/American satellite dish, as well as a hefty fine. Where the hell do I live? Iran?

      Ugh.

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    4. Re:Here in Canada... by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's broadcast... Channel 57 I believe

    5. Re:Here in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck, why don't you go slip on a gun an kill yourself.

    6. Re:Here in Canada... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      Since American C/KU, XM radio and such are illegal in Canada, you'd kind of expect that there would be a fine at least for owning them. Since the encryption is categorized as 'military' grade, which is why it can't be exported out of the US, you're pretty much on the US DOD bad list. And you expect no re-criminations from your illegal activity?

      Let me guess, you voted LIEberal in the last election, right? I think what you need my friend is a full clip and some privacy.

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    7. Re:Here in Canada... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      ... almost anything goes. Maybe we're more open minded. Maybe we're a little less uptight. Maybe we watch a little too much American TV.

      One small addition: in context almost anything goes. You're not going to hear nasty words during the day, and that's exactly as it should be. But at night, when the kids should be in bed, that's another matter. If it's right for the story, leave it alone.

      I was amused when the CBC showed the last Prime Suspect. When Helen Mirren said "fuck", they left it alone. When anybody else said it, they bleeped it out. Come to think of it, can anybody think of an un-bleeped usage on the CBC prior to the Degrassi movie?

      Our other official language has different views on what's obscene, and while the French equivalents of the usual four-letter words come in handy - try translating a sentence like "I don't give a damn about Windows!" without them - the only word I've ever heard bleeped out was the Quebec-only obscenity "tabernacle".

      ...laura

    8. Re:Here in Canada... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      And yet, you take away or severely hamper other, more important, rights than the freedom to swear and show nudity on television. Goes to show: here in the US, we won independence from England by outgunning them. Canada was given independence because England got sick of your foul mouths and bored with you as a whole. Fucking Canadians. ;D

    9. Re:Here in Canada... by iantri · · Score: 1
      You're right.. this is ridiculous.

      At least they can't stop you from picking up broadcast signals from the States.

      The reason it's like this is basically because the CCAST (organization of Canadian satellite providers) gave the Liberal Party a large amount of money.

      American-style political corruption comes to Canada..

    10. Re:Here in Canada... by iantri · · Score: 1
      Well, not everything goes but a lot does.

      City TV (Broadcast ch 57 in Toronto) basically shows soft core porn on weekend nights (I believe).

      Remember a few episodes ago on ST: Enterprise where T'Pol drops her clothes for Trip? That shot was edited on UPN (digitally zoomed), shown uncut on City TV.

    11. Re:Here in Canada... by TheTomcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah so long as n% of it is forced Canadian content.

      *sigh*

      S

    12. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Ala the C2 amendment that they are trying to push through. That would be the communications act for those unwilling to look it up. Not directed at you, but you can bet that someone will jump up and down and scream 'where and what' or some other junk. That doesn't mean that they *can't* make it illegal, the removal of freedoms(see the charter) from society has to be taken in incremental steps otherwise the masses tend to turn around and get upset. On the other hand, the vast majority up here will simply scream that this is a 'good idea' to protect us from 'American' imperialism or some such crap.

      As for encryption, it can be exported out of the US. Canada and the US only, valid citizens only, providing various circumstances, blah blah blah.

      But I've never voted Lieberal no worries, Alliance member or rather CPC member now.

      But I'll take a full clip and some privacy any day, preferably an American citizenship as well. I know that last bit is going to ruffle some feathers.

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    13. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      True they *can't* stop you from picking up broadcast siginals. What bothers me even more is that the Lieberals turned around and stacked the Supreme Court to ensure that they would get the rulings that they want on issues like this.

      It's not so much "American-Style" political corruption, unfortunatly your not really looking far enough into the past. This is plutocratic style of governing, not short of the old monarchy based systems. We've had a 'hand off' of our PMO's office, no election called. As well as other things, the entire politcal system in the country needs to be reformed because of the concentration of powers at the PMO's office. This is exploitation of the power that has always existed, it is only more visable now because the people demand more accountability but if you are involved in politics at any type of level you can see it.

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    14. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Only an AC could hope for as much. Well I'm going to enjoy replying to this troll. See in Canada the government says that 'guns are bad' and won't let us have them...unless we jump through hoops made of red tape. So maybe I can go slip on a stick and 'skewer' myself.

      Ofcourse, maybe I can just ask a criminal to shoot me instead...since the criminals seem not to have any problems getting ahold of guns.

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    15. Re:Here in Canada... by PunkPig · · Score: 1
      I hope the US Gov cracks down on all the snowbirds, ex Canadians, etc in the US that have Canadian dishes.

      I am 100% sure that the Canadian industry(Sat/CRTC/Networks) doesn't loose any sleep about those subscribers. In fact they are probably cooking up some sort of convoluted law to allow it.

    16. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the oddest thing you'll find is...the vast majority of snowbirds don't care for Canadian dishes. The vast majority are a rather independant lot who likes their freedom of choice, and doesn't like what the government tells them what they can and can not watch. The other 'odd' thing is, you can get Canadian dishes in the US with no problem.

      Woops. There goes that freedom of the press and lack of subscriber problem right out the window.

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    17. Re:Here in Canada... by Tsian · · Score: 1

      While I don't mean to be rude, your basic complain seems to be "Canada's political system isn't American's political system".

      Congrats. You hit the nail on the head.

      Our PM, domestically, is far more powerfull then a president. One example of this is the fact that he appoints judges.

      Is this a good thing?

      Maybe. It means judge appointments happen quickly, as opposed to the long, drawn out, highly idealogical affairs which occur in the US (though, arguably, ideaology is involved here to).

      The "hand off" happened because the PM is a representitive of the *party* that the people have decided should govern the country. We do *not* vote for our PM, we vote for the party, and the winning party gets to field the PM.

      Does the PM have too much power? Maybe. It is arguable that the Senate provides a modicum of balance, though the practical effect of the Senate can be debated at great length.

      As to the "exploitation of power", I don't see the Canadian government system as being more prone to corruption then the American system. If anything, party discipline makes it harder to curry favour by bribing elected officials.

    18. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      No, I don't see that as being rude; I see that as being a curry to debate. Which in light of most things up here...is something.

      If you want to boil it down to the base elements, the US is limited power by design. The Canadian system is concentrated power by dictation.

      Too correct that we do not vote for are PM nor does the US, but to their credit neither do they use a popular vote. This ofcourse stops concentrations in the population(cities and major metro centers from deciding who would be the president).

      It could be argued that the Senate would provide a balance if the Senate was not also appointed. That is the fatal flaw...appoint, appoint, appoint. Appoint some more, then appoint your friends, and appoint their friends, you only have to look at exactly what the Liberals have been doing if you want to see. But it goes back much farther then that. Old, old, old, stuff...the liberals got greedy and now it's out in the public light.

      Just out of curriosity, for the "bribes and currying of favor's" bit have you been watching what has been going on in Ottawa the last bit with the sponsorship messup? Do you see exactly where the money went and to what compaines? Exactly to what ties these compaines had. Do you see exactly where our last Prime Ministers have come from?

      On the otherhand, for party disipline and party politics, it kind of works like this. The 'party' leader says...vote the way I tell you or unpleasent things will happen to your political career. See Sheila Copps...heh...although that's just a small bit, censure and private reprimanding is much more common, along with stripping of 'party privilages'. Ahh nothing like the whips...ofcourse then you have the masters.

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    19. Re:Here in Canada... by Tsian · · Score: 1

      It could be argued that the Senate would provide a balance if the Senate was not also appointed. That is the fatal flaw...appoint, appoint, appoint. Appoint some more, then appoint your friends, and appoint their friends, you only have to look at exactly what the Liberals have been doing if you want to see

      Well, yes, but the Senate is appointed for life specifically because it is supposed to provide a balance. It doesn't always work that way, but, theoretically, appointments for life should allow Senators to oppose the government without fear of reprisal.

      Of course, it rarely happens, and the last time it did, Brian Mulroney was able to appoint extra senators via a loophole in order to pass the GST, but still.

      The 'party' leader says...vote the way I tell you or unpleasent things will happen to your political career.

      Yeah, of course. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Again, in Canada, you are voting for the party, not the person.

      but to their credit neither do they use a popular vote.

      We don't use a popular vote either.

      Just out of curriosity, for the "bribes and currying of favor's" bit have you been watching what has been going on in Ottawa the last bit with the sponsorship messup?

      True, we do occasionally get rather large scandals like this. This is bad. Then again, I wonder if more money is wasted here, or if more money is wasted in the US when individual representatives attach riders to bills...

    20. Re:Here in Canada... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      We need you over at www.vivelecanada.ca. Come for a visit.

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    21. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Bah sorry for the late reply. I do get busy at times.

      Should and would are subject to the whims of the government, but when government has an agenda at the time and 'pushes' people in to ensure that their votes and results are the ones that get done then we have a flaw in the system.

      You say the last time it happened was with the GST? Just take a look at recent legislation, not to count the muddling between the 3 branches. It's a grey smudge, that doesn't do the right things for the country well unless you enjoy a Socialist system ofcourse. CRTC-Cancon amendment, reform bills on satellites, etc, these are all recent things that were pushed through.

      Yes quite, that we vote for the party and not for the person...once more. Concentraion of powers, lead to abuse. This is a standard constant in systems like this, the more top heavy and organization is...the less it cares about the people beneath it. Look at Ireland and the rest of Europe if you want to see where Canada will be going.

      Uh..your going off track...nor paying attention about the popular vote.

      These large scandals are the ones we know about, with family that has been in politics at one level or another for the last 60 years or so in this country so much as gone on under the radar of the peasent folk here, that your eyes would pop. You can read most of it from the national archives as long as it's not sealed. In which case you need to be a member of parliment to read it. Riders on the other hand, are what reps do, looking after their constituants, up here they just look at them like they are good for two things, getting them elected and getting them re-elected.

      General politics up here lost touch with the people in about 1967, but it's never been 'close' were too modeled after the UK system.

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    22. Re:Here in Canada... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the late reply, I'll drop in and check it out.

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  20. Howard Stern by NineNine · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Really, this is all about Howard Stern, who's trying his damnedest to get Bush out of office. Of course, the FCC is run by all of Bush's people, so Bush, who has never read our country's Constitution, is trying to get Stern shut down because he is a legitimate threat. Fuck Bush and Fuck the FCC. They're all fucking assholes.

  21. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking fuckity fuck.

    Shit fuck? Fuck!

    Damn shit fuckers.

  22. Fuck this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im moving out of the US next chance I get and quicker if asshole gets re-elected

  23. broadcast tv only? by quelrods · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't the fcc only regulate broadcast tv? AFAIK this doesn't affect cable or satelite. In which case the impact is rather minimal.

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    1. Re:broadcast tv only? by dartmouth05 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The FCC can only regulate broadcast TV, but the impact is not minimal. There are still many, many people who do not have access to cable or satelite. What's worse, though, is the precedent that this sets. Perhaps it is more correct to say that the FCC can only regulate broadcast TV right now...

      Once people get used to having the FCC take on a Comstockian role in censoring broadcast television, they are far less likely to protest if Congress expands the scope of the FCC to cover cable, satelite, and other mediums. Congress has already gone after the internet, after all....

  24. This does not lead to censorship by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This does not lead to censorship. It merely states that we are protecting 5 year olds from profanity. I know, i know, the 'for the children argument', but in this case, it's being correctly applied.

    Kids that age do not need to be asking their parents what words like that mean. They simply aren't mature enough. Little kids say things to get rises out of people...

    The public owns the television airwaves, and their wishes are to be respected. This has been coming for a while, Janet Jackson or not.

    1. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't hurt kids to swear, or to hear swearing.

      It hurts kids to not teach them boundaries, and to excuse them when they do things 'to get rises out of people.'

    2. Re:This does not lead to censorship by nucal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So who is protecting 5 year olds from parents who drop the F-bomb at home? Maybe we need to regulate speech there as well.

      On the other hand, if I don't want the kids to listen to something on the radio, I turn it off or change the channel ...

    3. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Gr33nNight · · Score: 1

      A 5 year old is going to hear many words which you do not approve of, regardless of censorship on TV. It might be from parents, strangers, friends, or even a movie they see somewhere. Trust me on this, they will hear 'fuck' or any other swear word regardless. It is better they learn, from you, what the meaning is, and that it is not appropiate in your house before they hear it from somewhere else, and unknowningly repeat it.

    4. Re:This does not lead to censorship by EricWright · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm part of the public, and my wish is for the government to stop regulating every goddamned little thing in my life, from what I can watch on the television to when I'm supposed to take a shit. You don't like something on tv? Take some personal fucking responsibility and turn the damned thing off! Those of us who enjoy our smutty television will thank you!

    5. Re:This does not lead to censorship by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      It's this type of closed minded thinking this country needs to stay away from.

      They're just words. The fact that people keep making a big stink is what gets all the attention. People who get up-in-arms over swearing are just nitpicking.

      If you don't agree, then when your kid asks you what "fuck" means, simply teach him that it's an adult word and it's not nice to use it. It's simple.

      Regardless, your kill *will* hear these words from other kids in school. It's the nature of things. It's time to just let it be. Besides, swearing doesn't make you a bad person. It's really not a big deal at all.

      People need to start thinking outside of the box and start worrying about more important things.

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    6. Re:This does not lead to censorship by AdamG · · Score: 1

      > Little kids say things to get rises out of people...

      Hm, then maybe we should let them, so they get it out of their systems before they turn 16 and are made into pop idols and they get to say/do/wear things to get rises out of people, only writ much larger...

    7. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Jim+Starx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The world as a whole is not 5 year old safe nor should it be. If you don't want your kid to hear it don't let him watch it, or maybe you should teach your kid about it, he's gonna hear it eventually.

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    8. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Daniel832US · · Score: 1

      It merely states that we are protecting 5 year olds from profanity.
      Just don't "protect" them from the beer commericals and condom ads :)

    9. Re:This does not lead to censorship by dominion · · Score: 1

      This has been a problem, especially since Howard Stern's demographics are at around 27% for the 4-9 market.

      Because all 5 year olds want to do is listen to AM radio. No, seriously.

    10. Re:This does not lead to censorship by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      I'm part of the public and I do not want any censorship, there are others that feel like me. Why can't I have my way?

      Besides that, what the fuck is wrong with a word. A WORD IS JUST A WORD. Get over it. There are a billion things more dangerous than a so-called 'bad word'.

    11. Re:This does not lead to censorship by egrubs · · Score: 1

      It merely states that we are protecting 5 year olds from profanity.

      You let your 5 year old watch the Grammies?

    12. Re:This does not lead to censorship by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      But it is also important to understand cultural differences in word use. The "f-word" or its derrivatives comprise 10% of the words in an average Irish conversation.

      Shitgod-damnhellfuck!

    13. Re:This does not lead to censorship by pclminion · · Score: 1
      This does not lead to censorship. It merely states that we are protecting 5 year olds from profanity.

      Yeah. We all know the best way to stop children from doing something is to ban it and tell them it's naughty. This clearly worked for drugs, alcohol, and teenage sex.

      I was at a skating rink the other weekend. They were playing your run of the mill pop songs. You know, the ones with lyrics about one night stands, taking cocaine in nightclub restrooms, having sex, orgies, etc. Nobody seemed to care that a bunch of 10 year olds were roller skating to this garbage. But hey, at least the word "fuck" wasn't uttered, right?

      Our society must be truly fucked up, if we care that much about which words a person uses to say something, but not what they're actually saying.

    14. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      I love your title... "This does not lead to censorship". No, this does not LEAD to censorship... It's censorship outright.

      ~D

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    15. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It merely states that we are protecting 5 year olds from profanity.
      No. While I'm sure you'll be happy to provide examples of what a prodigy you were, most 5 year olds don't know how to construct a device that receives broadcast signals and translates them into an audiovisual stream. They almost always use a device supplied by their parents.

      When you have a law saying you can't scream "fuck" in public (where a kid might end up hearing it, even if the parents don't want him to), then you're protecting 5 year olds from profanity.

      But stuff coming in on a TV, whether it's cable or broadcast, is ultimately under parents' control. So this isn't protecting anyone from anything.

    16. Re:This does not lead to censorship by smothra · · Score: 1

      Well, I think it does lead to censorship, but censorship for what you (and others) believe is a worthy reason. What is government restriction of content in public discourse if not censorship? Just because the restriction is a post fact fine, does not mean it isn't censorship.

      There are a lot of hidden assumptions in the argument that our children should be protected from indecency. Don't get me wrong, they might be valid assumptions, but they are at least worth debating.

      1) Exposure to profanity has long term negative effects on children.

      Sounds reasonable enough, but has anyone actually studied this? The "video games made him do it" argument seems reasonable to some people too.

      2) Assuming that (1) is true: The benefits of protecting five year olds from exposure to indecency outweighs the suffocation of expression.

      That's a tough one to measure, but it's worth some thought. Should all broadcast shows pass a required toddler-test? It seems to me there is a pretty good argument for the public having access to broadcasts that might still be unsuitable for children. Five year olds have no business driving cars either, but the solution is not to ban automobile ownership and close down all public roads.

      3) I think you (that's the generic you, not you personally) need to make some gross generalizations about indecency in order to have a coherent policy.

      Seriously, does the phoneme 'fuk' have some magical power outside the bizarre cultural importance we attach to it? Would Paul Muadib be able to shatter your sternum by yelling "crap crap crapity crap"? No. The argument about profanity is ultimately a circular one. Swearing is bad because people don't like it and people don't like it because it's bad.

      I cannot believe that we are so immature as a society that the fear of a five year old hearing a few swear words has people considering any kind of criminal punishment, Draconian or not.

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    17. Re:This does not lead to censorship by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The FCC is teaching children about boundaries, at least if you sit down with them and explain this to them. Some networks disregarded the opinion of the people willing to write letters on the subject of profanity on television, and stepped over the boundary, in order to get attention (a rise.) Now everyone has to suffer. Cause, and effect...

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    18. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Janet Jackson or not.

      But horse farts and 4 hour erections are ok?

    19. Re:This does not lead to censorship by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

      > Kids that age do not need to be asking their parents what words like that mean.

      In the context ("really fucking brilliant"), it means "very much not". How hard is that?

      "If words like this get into everyday speech, we'll have nothing left for special occasions." - Michael Flanders

    20. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Jooly+Rodney · · Score: 1

      Oh, give me a break. What the hell does "Kids that age do not need to be asking" mean? If it means that parents aren't prepared to discuss the meaning of certain types of words with their children *at all*, then maybe they should have thought twice about having kids in a free society.

      But really, the kind of justification above is dangerously vague, and is a great example of the type of legislative argument that's gotten us into this mess to begin with. At the risk of sounding like Eric Raymond, no, this particular ruling doesn't lead directly to censorship, but it's another un-asked-for edict by an un-elected committee in favor of a standard that they are unable to (and is most likely impossible to) formally and clearly define. Censorship lies a short distance down the road.

    21. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Kids that age do not need to be asking their parents what words like that mean. They simply aren't mature enough. Little kids say things to get rises out of people...

      Here's a true story to relate to your Bush-topian views of a "censored america":

      15 yrs ago, I worked across the hall from a lab where Technician X and his co-worker did EE. 2-3 times per week, Tech X would disappear for a 1-2 hr lunch. I thought he was going home to snort coke, his co-worker told me, "no, he's going home to fsck Mrs. X". The funniest thing was some time later, the co-worker told me how Mrs X caught their older daughter (8-9 yrs old) "going down" on her stuffed-pony one afternoon, after Mr. X had come home for his "lunch break" and then left. When Mrs X asked their daughter what she was doing , the daughter replied - "I'm fsck-ing mommy, just like Daddy does to you".

      So, no radios were involved, no TV, no media - just dumb parents. All the FCC regulations in the world won't stop Jane N' Joe 6-pack from exposing their children to "offensive, profane" behavior - they simply aren't mature enough. And the gov knows this.

    22. Re:This does not lead to censorship by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Kids that age do not need to be asking their parents what words like that mean

      It's a word, that's it, a word. When did we give words so much power? Does it really hurt if some kid says fuck? Where is the line drawn? Does context matter, such as the many uses for hell.
      Is the biblical place Hell okay while the phrase "go to hell" is not? What about words that some people find offensive and others don't such as suck. What about saying f'ing or freaking the meaning is the same isn't it. And at what point are people suddenly mature enough to use swear words?

      If a kid constantly hears the word ass instead of bottom or rear-end or butt and uses it in that context how is that harmful.

      I think practically any word can be used in a "vulgar' sense. Instead of trying to keep your child in a bubble explain to them that a)these are words that I don't want you to use, it wont be the first double standard in their lives or b)tell them that the word is an insult and not nice, etc. There are many ways to handle it besides they are going to hear it sooner or later. I had a friend who handled it in a very good way. If my friend said a word the parents found offensive they made the kid read the definition of the word out of the dictionary in front of the family. This was very good motivation not to use those words.

      It's about raising children to be respectful.

      The short of it is I heard swear words as soon as I knew what words were. I probably said each on once and got told not to say it again, and I didn't(not in front of my parents anyway;), and I've done quite well for myself, I'm not a deviant or a killer, etc. I am a contributing member of our society.

      A word only has as much power as that hears it, gives it.

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    23. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The public owns the television airwaves, and their wishes are to be respected. This has been coming for a while, Janet Jackson or not.

      Crap, we didn't find any WMDs in Iraq and the people there hate our guts...HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER THERE!!! GAYS ARE TRYING TO GET MARRIED!!!

      Crap, the economy sucks and people are starting to get really pissed that we don't make Corporations take responsibility for anything...HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER THERE!!! JANET JACKSON SHOWED HER TATA!!!

      Crap, people are starting to notice that corporate and political graft and corruption are stripping them of their rights and opportunities...HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER THERE!!!!

      MARTHA STEWART IS A CRIMINAL!!!

      MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CHILD MOLESTER!!!

      HOWARD DEAN SAID THE IOWA CAUCUSES ARE A WASTE OF TIME!!!

      JOHN KERRY WAS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DO THE PRESIDENT'S JOB FOR HIM!!!

      BLAH BLAH BLAH...IT'S ALL BILL CLINTON'S FAULT!!!

      (If you don't get it by now, I'm going to make it clear: It is time for gutless cowards and criminals in the Republic Party and Christian Conservatism to grow up, take some responsibility and stop acting like narcissistic, selfish little two year olds. And this is not a troll. It's backed up by fact after fact after goddamned fact. Republicans and Conservatives are criminals, pure and simple.

      If they got all their money and power through hard work alone, then why are there more white collar criminals than blue collar millionaires?)

    24. Re:This does not lead to censorship by ScooterBill · · Score: 1

      What does hurt kids (and society in general) is the fact that the Janet Jackson incident was really about rape and yet all that was talked about was the boob.

    25. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Maybe the words wouldn't have so much power if they weren't so taboo. Maybe they'd become just like any other word, nasty when used as an insult and benign when not.

      Benign statement with swear words:
      A man should only fuck the woman he's married to.
      -or-
      What a fuckingly beautiful day it is today.

      Nasty but swear-word free statement:
      I hate you. If I could only get my bloody mitts on you, I'd tie you to a plank and take a rusty knife and slowly start peeling off your skin.

    26. Re:This does not lead to censorship by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

      Your post clearly illustrates the harm that the excessive and pervasive use of profanity has already caused society. Apparently, based on your post, you are no longer able to clearly or eloquently expsess your feelings or opinions on a matter without using expletives that have all but lost their effect due to over use. This is a sad but, increasingly common situation for many people today and it is getting worse. Furthermore, it will continue to get worse as long as it is the method of speech that people most often hear because of radio and television.

      It's all too easy to say "take some personal ------- responsibility" but, that is a cop out. Try that cop out against this scenario.

      You and your child, or you and your grandmother, arrive in a strange city and face a long drive to your final destination. You decide that you would like to hear the local news or perhaps some music while you drive. What do you do? You turn on the radio and start flipping channels looking for what you want. While flipping the channels you are forced to endure the profanity of Howard Stern, the local shock jock, or 50cent screaming obscenities. How, in this situation, can you guarantee that your child or grandmother will not be exposed to this material? Today, it is impossible to guarantee this except for turning the radio off completely.

      But, hold on a second. The public airwaves are for EVERYONE, not just you! That means that your grandmother has every right to listen without being offended and your child has every right to listen without some DJ talking about anal sex. There are no glib remarks or profane rantings that can excuse this.

      Understand that I am not advocating the censorship of your choice of entertainment. There are many outlets for your entertainment that do not involve broadcast on the public airwaves. You can get as nasty as you want on satellite radio or on cable TV, especially "after hours" but the public airwaves should be clean by anyone's standards. The public airwaves are NOT yours alone.

      Your post seems to indicate that you feel that the public airwaves are yours to do with as you please and everyone that doesn't like it should cover their ears. This show a tremendous lack of basic courtesy and respect for everyone else and that is exactly what this is all about. Profanity displays a rudimentary lack of respect for those around you and its pervasive use only encourages further disrespect and the general decline of society as a whole.

      So, the question is; Does it harm you to show some respect for those around you by not forcing those around you to listen to profanity? I cannot see that you are harmed in anyway at all. But, I can see where your profanity can/does harm society as a whole.

    27. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, who's protecting my fragile ears when my two year old nephew utters his very first word: "goddamn". He even used it correctly in context, muttering "goddamn, goddamn" to express anger when he couldn't get a banana unpeeled.

      Turns out that's his mother's favorite swear word which he learned real good; it didn't have a fucking goddamn thing to do with mass media or the FCC (Fucking Crap Conspiracy).

    28. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? That bra-pulling gag was concentual, from what I've heard.

    29. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Are you the kind of schmuck who passes a town resolution forcing your neighbor to fence in his pool, or are are you kind of person who teaches your kids to swim? Remember, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ANOTHER POOL.

      Exposing your kids to things is healthy for them, and explaining how you feel about them is how you help them form thier moral compasses. Trying to hide the real world from them does nothing more than make them think you are controlling and stupid. Either they already know about what you'r ehiding, and enjoying it when you're not there, or you're making them unprepared for when they do encounter it in the real world.

    30. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      You know the amazing part? Little kid X didn't die as a result, either.

    31. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The public owns the television airwaves, and their wishes are to be respected."

      Wrong. This is about the fundamentalist christians... a MINORITY... pushing their view on 10's of millions of people.

      Believe me, the five year old will survive if he hears "fuck". He wont' survive censorship. So stop being a moron about "protecting the children", because guess what... you're NOT.

    32. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Change the channel, asshole. You can feel free to listen without being offended - I do.

      If you and your grandmother aren't mature enough to pull it off, then change the fucking channel, you candyass.

      Of course it doens't harm you to show respect. It harms *everyone* when you criminalize having a contrary opinion. Guess what, dipshit? Bono doesn't consider the word "fuck" to be obscene. Neither do I. Who gets to decide what decent is? You, you cockknocker?

    33. Re:This does not lead to censorship by EricWright · · Score: 1

      I have most certainly not lost the ability to eloquently express my emotions without resorting to profanity. However, because the crux of this issue is the use of profane language, I felt that its use would interject some humor into the conversation. Apparently, this point was lost on one of such mild disposition as yourself.

      I do still stand by my statement that no one is compelling you to listen to anything you may find objectionable. If you find a particular radio station to be excessively foul for your liking, turn it off.

      Never underestimate the power of "turn it off". If enough people "turn off" a particular station, their revenue stream (to wit, advertising) will dry up. However, there is sufficient evidence that a large number of people do not "turn off" programming which you seem to find offensive.

      Take Howard Stern. He is immensely popular and extremely vulgar (often too much so for my rather liberal tastes). If his show had no listeners, it would soon find itself out of advertisers, and off the air. However, the current threat to Stern's show is not the lack of audience or advertising, but the very government itself.

      Now, my own grandparents are dead, but I never had a problem with such a situation when they were alive. Tee-totaling, Bible-thumping Christians that they were, they understood that not everyone believed as they did, and that, if I were to stumble upon programming that was not in line with their preferences, it was certainly not intentional. The solution: turn it off.

      I'm reminded of the quip "No chain is stronger than its weakest link." Sadly, I'm seeing an analogy in this country as of late: "No society is more liberal than its most conservative member."

      Now, how's that for civil discourse? I didn't use a single damn profan...oops!

    34. Re:This does not lead to censorship by avi33 · · Score: 1

      I think you're ironically hitting the nail on the head.

      You wouldn't let a 5-year-old listen to Howard Stern's show, because you know what to expect. The Super Bowl, on the other hand, is a sporting event, and it isn't automatically the exclusive domain of adults.

      What you're saying could be applied to movies: You take a kid to a G-rated movie, but the preview was R-rated. Oh well, don't let your kid watch it, or at least teach him about it. Like that's realistic. Certain things on TV (like sports) should be ok for kids to watch.

      At a Cubs game, if you get seats in the 'family section' and yell "Fuck the Yankees" you will be ejected. Nobody's crying a river over their first amendment rights there.

      The sad thing about all this is, it doesn't really address what I think is the real problem. You have a dozen pseudo-pornstar-cheerleaders dancing around P Diddy, but all the attention is on the Boob (which personally, I thought was just clumsy innuendo, and somehow a tiny bit more artistically licensed). So big deal, the f-word and the boob will bring a half million dollar fine, but a cadre of pole-dancing skanks will replace her, because they're legal. I think the FCC is going to pat itself on the back while doing virtually nothing, but frankly, they are trying to put a band aid on a leper.

      I'm no prude, but I'd like my kids to be inspired by healthy, athletic, and intelligent people. That's why I try to keep them from seeing most everything on TV, but when your kids can't watch sports because they think we need a midriff to keep us all entertained between plays, then yeah, it's time to cage the networks and advertisers and stick to the action on the field.

    35. Re:This does not lead to censorship by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      No doubt - and how about the kid in the same aisle as me at Wal-Mart when I say to my wife 'Shit hon, they're out of my fucking shampoo again'?

      Or what about when the kid walks past the teacher's lounge and hears 'Those fucking cretin 3rd graders, they should have thier asses kicked'.

      Kids are going to need to need to a get a thick skin sometime, why try to make 'em wait until college. Why not just tell them 'I fucked your mom's brains out, then 9 nine months later you were born'? Matbe the kid will think 'geez, if I fuck this chick's brains out I might end up with a kid'.

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    36. Re:This does not lead to censorship by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Forcing people's children to experience things that you think they should experience is infringing on their right to parenting. If "the people" (or the majority of them) who don't want "foul" language on television outnumber the ones that do, I don't see how it's unreasonable to pass something like this. As others have pointed out, there are outlets for media free of this kind of control.

      Now we could dicker back and forth about how it's sad that people use the television as a parenting device, what that says about society and so forth. We could talk about the First Amendment with capital letters, which is probably the best argument against something like this, but it's not clear that having the word "fuck" on the radio or television really enriches our lives in any way, nor is it required to make a point. It does sometimes greatly simplify the process, but it is very seldom a requirement. For those times, there are cable and satellite television, not to mention internet download.

      I will teach my kids to swim. But I will also expect some consistency from my media outlets. I plan to be there watching television with my kids the majority of the time they're watching TV (which, I think, will severely limit the amount of television they watch - but there's movies too - oh now, now I'm planning to do the same thing myself!) should I ever have any, but I'd still like to be able to make my own choices about what my children can be randomly exposed to in my own home. Locks on my doors, and locks on my channels, I guess. Ultimately I think the whole thing is silly but I don't see anything wrong with it.

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    37. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1
      The Super Bowl, on the other hand, is a sporting event, and it isn't automatically the exclusive domain of adults.

      I don't entirely disagree with you on that. But with any live broadcast there is always the possibility of something happening, even the most conservative/responcible/cautious induvidual couldn't stop or even predict half of it. If your kid isn't old enough to handle it then he shouldn't be allowed to watch it live. Tape it for him, that way you can make sure nothing on there is inappropriate. I've known several parents that did that for shows they weren't entirely sure their kid should be watching.

      And btw, previews are never R. The movie advertised may be R but even before an R movie the previews themselves are rated G. It's also worth noting that I've been to a couple G movies and I've never seen an R movie advertised. It's always more kids movies or a toy or something, but I guess that could vary depending on the theater.

      But anyway, back to the issue. You think the cadre of pole-dancing pseudo-pornstar-cheerleader skanks should be taken off the air? I guess you don't want to see that and I'm sure you don't want your kid to see that, that's perfectly understandable. But I want to see it, I like watching cadre's of pole-dancing pseudo-pornstar-cheerleader skanks. And I'm sorry but your kid is not a good enough reason to deprive me of that. We don't live in a candy coated world, I don't want to live in a candy coated world and while your welcome to candy coat it for your son you can't expect everyone else to put up with it also. And why is it not realistic to teach children about what they might see on TV before you let them turn it on? In britan they show breasts on tv all the time, in japan the only taboo is pubic hair, as long as the girls are shaved you can show full on porn. Those countries don't seem to have any more or less a problem raising their youth then we do.

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    38. Re:This does not lead to censorship by avi33 · · Score: 1

      It's also worth noting that I've been to a couple G movies and I've never seen an R movie advertised.

      According to this article , it was enough of a problem that the MPAA decided to self-impose some rules on the subject a few years back (presumably before the government did it for them). It also seems they have recently forgotten about those rules.

      I'm not saying you can't watch your pole-dancing skanks, though perhaps you could do it: a. not during something rated "Y-7" -- like a sporting event, or b. in the evening when most kids are in bed. I'm not looking for a candy coated world, maybe just one where you can watch something rated "Y-7" (as the superbowl, and most sports are) that doesn't have slutty dancing chicks in it, or in the ads. Nobody needs their daughter to see that. It's interesting that you assume I wouldn't want my son to see such women, but I was more concerned with my daughter. Kids copy what they see, and these images are not real people, they are exaggerated sex kittens. Once again, I'm talking about certain programs, so I wouldn't expect, say, Soul Train, to suddenly do away with booty dancing.

      Your comparisons bring up a couple points: I wouldn't have to explain to my kids what breasts are. There's nothing wrong with them per se, in art, even a soap ad on a Paris bus stop wouldn't even get a second look from them. That's my point, outlawing that will do nothing for the eyecandy and sexual innuendo so generously sprinkled on everything else. You can never really develop enforceable rules for it, I guess the best you can hope for is to bitch at the advertisers and say, "I'm offended that you would run a commercial that implied that Tiger woods had a three way in the back of his Buick. My kids were watching that golf tournament, you bastards!"

      As far as porn on public TV, sure it happens in Japan and Europe, but not in the middle of the day.

      So many people in this discussion have taken the stance that you should just turn off the TV or you're a bad parent. That's just bullshit. TV can be valuable and provide positive views of the world, and I shouldn't have to weld it permanently on sesame street to make sure the kids don't get an eyeful of the pseudo-lesbo-incestuous Coors Twins in the middle of the day. Sorry to deprive you.

    39. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      No one is forcing anyone else's kids to experience anything. Change the fucking channel. Turn off the TV. That's what all of this is about. America is a free speech nation. If you choose to shelter your children by tramping on the rights of others, then change the fucking channel, or move elsewhere.

      Following your logic, we should eliminate "boring" stuff, too - since after all, it's your airwaves, too - you shouldn't be forces to watch stuff you don't enjoy. What next, do you want to prevent forcing of people's children to watch black people on tv, to prevent cultural confusion? Eliminate gay themes, because it doesn't apply to you?

      The point you are all missing is that what YOU find offensive is different from what everyone ELSE finds offensive, and if we give in to you, then we have to give in to the KKK, the skinheads, the christians - all the hate groups ... everyone is offended by something. Do you want the government to be responsible for deciding what content you are allowed to watch?

      This is a bigger issue than your poor ears hearing potty mouth words. Just change the fucking channel. Much like food poisoning, swear words don't hurt anyone, except people who haven't been exposed to them enough.

      Censorship, on the other hand, is the first and most important step in preventing the people from governing themselves. It's so important that our founding fathers made it the very first amendment.

  25. What's new here? by rajinikanth · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why do people want to push the envelope on profanity in public airwaves? The business is regulated as everyone knows, so play by the rules. Let Stern say whatever he wants on PPV, no one is going to regulate it. As long as it is a law, follow it. I see no reason for broadcasters to allow profane language in their broadcasts.

    1. Re:What's new here? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      As long as it is a law, follow it.

      Ah, yes. If people like Rosa Parks and Gandhi had only followed this advice, the world would be much better right now.

      Oh, wait...

    2. Re:What's new here? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "As long as it is a law, follow it."

      By your logic, the United States of America is illegal and we owe a shit load of back taxes to the Queen. Laws are made by men...who are no more noble or trustworthy than anyone else.

    3. Re:What's new here? by cheeseSource · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's right! Simmer down now and just follow those laws like good sheep. You know they must be good they're laws, right? Laws would never be created if they weren't good, right? (cough, Patriot Act, DMCA, cough)

      Oh, fuckin' hell, This world is full of idiots.

      And if any of you say "What about the children?" Try parenting for a change, it goes a long way towards raising an intelligent person. Much further then censoring them throughout their lives, never explaining anything and using the TV as their babysitter.

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  26. Yes, I see everything in P2P-colored glasses... by turnstyle · · Score: 1
    Here's my concern.

    With the "solutions" that would legalize P2P by collecting a tax, and redistributing it to authors -- will they too exclude "offensive" work?

    It strikes me as a pretty nasty freedom of speech issue.

    Along those lines, I'm listening to Lenny Bruce's "To is a Preposition, Come is a Verb" right now. From All Music:

    "Following Lenny Bruce's death in 1966, his mother allowed Douglas Records to release these tapes that Bruce wanted to use in court during his obscenity trials as part of his defense. Bruce couldn't believe he was being continuously arrested for his words. He wanted to use these tapes as proof to the judge and jury that he was not obscene, but that his bits were simply being taken out of context. Bruce chose to ignore the irony that these same tapes contained many of the bits that got him arrested in the first place."

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  27. Definitions? by kefoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who defines what is "indecent" or "profane"? As the article hints at, these are highly subjective classifications. Are we going to end up with oversensitive people trying to outlaw every other thing said on television because it offends them personally?

    1. Re:Definitions? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Yes, almost certainly.

    2. Re:Definitions? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      I Think U.S. Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart in 1964 said (in regards to obscenity), "I know it when I see it."

      so, ask him.

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    3. Re:Definitions? by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

      > Who defines what is "indecent" or "profane"?

      For "profane", which is today's topic, consult your dictionary. Mine says "1. not connected with religion or religious matters; secular."

    4. Re:Definitions? by mapmaker · · Score: 1
      Clearly, we need telephone surveys!

      FCC Pollster: Hello? Mrs. Mabel Johnson? Please tell me how you feel about the following words and phrases:

      titty-fuck. shit-can. big, floppy donkey dick.

      Hello? Hello?

    5. Re:Definitions? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Who defines what is "indecent" or "profane"?

      Some FCC blowhard with a stick up his ass, obviously.

    6. Re:Definitions? by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

      People really need to distinguish between things they don't like, and things that offend them.

      "No speech is truly free unless you protect speech you don't like."

      It's overused, and it's not absolute, but it's a powerful idea to keep in mind. Fuck, it's not like keeping this shit off tv will prevent anyone from knowing about it. Teach your kids about the words, why they're used, when they're appropriate, and the effect they have.

      Really, we don't need to censor *anything*. If we do a good job teaching children about the world, and in supervising them as they learn about it, there won't be any problems. In this situation, the free market will regulate itself, as either no one will watch 'profane' shows, or they will be able to put them in context.

  28. Profane! by jo42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > My analysis

    BZZZZZZT!!!

    The word "analysis" contains ANAL.

    Therefore the word "analysis", "analyst" and derivatives have been declared indecent & profane and shall be removed from the English language forthwith.

    - by Ruling of the FCC

    1. Re:Profane! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well IANAL, but I don't think your argument would stand in court!

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    2. Re:Profane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, all ./ posters who abbreviate their lack of legal training will be fined the maximum $27,500 for the presence of said indecent & profane content.

    3. Re:Profane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My analysis

      BZZZZZZT!!!

      The word "analysis" contains ANAL.

      Therefore the word "analysis", "analyst" and derivatives have been declared indecent & profane and shall be removed from the English language forthwith.

      - by Ruling of the FCC


      What about Uranus?

    4. Re:Profane! by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > The word "analysis" contains ANAL.
      >
      > Therefore the word "analysis", "analyst" and derivatives have been declared indecent & profane
      > and shall be removed from the English language forthwith.

      To be quickly followed by "titular", "cockerel", "seminal", and "Wankel rotary engine".

    5. Re:Profane! by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Well IANAL, but I don't think your argument would stand in court!

      HEY! You cant say IANAL either! Its got ANAL in it!

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    6. Re:Profane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uranus is profane! My anus is not ...

    7. Re:Profane! by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      To be quickly followed by "titular", "cockerel", "seminal", and "Wankel rotary engine".

      (wipes splashed Pepsi from monitor)

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    8. Re:Profane! by theghost · · Score: 1

      Therefore the word "analysis", "analyst" and derivatives have been declared indecent & profane and shall be removed from the English language forthwith.

      I'm sure that Bush & Co. handlers would agree that there should be no analysis - only compliance. After all, you're either with them or you're a terrorist.

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    9. Re:Profane! by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, just the other day I realized that I was naming my "Financial Analysis" spreadsheets names "Fin_Anal_Feb02.xls"

      Kinda embarassaing :)

      Whoops just wrote "ass." Time for a self-report!

    10. Re:Profane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In college I had to take Anal Calc for four semesters.
      Man, that was a serious pain in the ass.

    11. Re:Profane! by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      As usual the UK town of Scunthorpe is in deep shiat!

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    12. Re:Profane! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Mooom!!
      Hoggoth just said ANAL!!

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    13. Re:Profane! by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      To be quickly followed by ... "cockerel"

      Why do you think the common American term is "rooster"?

    14. Re:Profane! by panck · · Score: 1

      I would like to testify in the defense of the previous poster who --

      BZZZZZZT!!

      The word "testify" derives from "TESTICLE" and you will now be fined and pummeled and made a spectacle of forthwith!

      - FCC of the Victorian States of America

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    15. Re:Profane! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Today: Analysis....Tomorrow: The GOATSE!!!

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    16. Re:Profane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you didn't get any in the keyboard. It'll eat right through the traces - seriously. It's the phosphoric acid I think.

      (not to mention your teeth, stomach & colon lining, etc)

  29. Re:Profane FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're kind of "dim", aren't you...

  30. PARENT YOUR OWN KIDS by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful


    "Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there."
    -- Clare Booth Luce, American playwright and diplomat

    1. Re:PARENT YOUR OWN KIDS by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      That's so easy to say. Do you realize that you are saying- if you have children don't have the t.v. set on while they are awake? Like professional sports but don't want your kids hearing profanity? Sorry- you can start watching again when they are older.

      Personally I do what you say- I tape the show or 2 I like to watch and I just don't have the t.v. on around the kids- it's better for both of us. But some people are not so willing to just check out of mass media.

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  31. Just plain sad by slusich · · Score: 1

    It's silly that this is something our society is so worried about. Let's all waste a huge amount of effort and time to keep profanity off the air, and I'm sure all the problems of unemployment, poverty, violent crime etc will all work themselves out.

    1. Re:Just plain sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unemployment, poverty, and violent crime will always exist. Compared to countries of centuries past, we're living in a relatively crime free world. Short of feeding the population emotion dampening drugs, or maybe genetic engineering, there's no way around violence.

      Unemployment is going to be around until the day work does itself.. that doesn't seem like any time soon given that most work requires creative thought. Poverty in modern nations is pretty much a direct result of unemployment.

  32. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we all know, it's the government's job to keep our language clean. And to parent our children for us. And to provide us with jobs. And to...

    1. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that rape is illegal, vulgar (free) speech is not.

  33. Dyslexic Mind by toupsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought this was about "Propane Speech" and there was some bizarre Hank Hill linkage. Aw, well, too much toons in my life.

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  34. Going backwards... nice. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    This country needs to be LESS restrictive, not more restrictive. Their initial decision about Bono's comment was a smart and wise one. Back then I thought, "Fucking finally... they've got their heads out of their asses and are starting to realize that these are just 'words'."

    But it's sad to see that we're going backwards. A lot of progress this country has made in regards toward less censorship and more focus on personal responsibility has just been pissed on and washed away.

    What a shame.

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  35. Slippery Slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup, next time I bet the FCC will rule that "I disagree with the President of the United States" to be profane and illegal.

  36. Our forefathers would disapprove by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    As so many of our forefathers said, the meaning of the first amendment is that people can and should say things that can make all our blood BOIL, and there's jack shit anyone should be able to do about it. I can turn on National Geographic and see 90 black women's breasts. Who cares? Furthermore, the FCC loves to damage the 5th amendment by not offering due process to anyone on what exactly "indecent" is. I think this is completely horrible, and I will summarily vote for everyone ELSE than the people that are currently in office to send a message that says, FUCK censorship. This is America, not the old, dictator-run Iraq.

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    1. Re:Our forefathers would disapprove by $ASANY · · Score: 1
      Our forefathers were concerned with freedom of political speech and would more likely be shocked that their Consitution is being used to protect indecency. How someone using the word "fuck" because he's too lazy or incapable of finding a non-profane expression deserves constitutional protection is beyond me. It's not like it's impossible in a language like english to find a nearly infinite array of expressions that say what you're feeling.

      What ideas could we possibly be deprived of if we require that public speech have some degree of decency? You can still say whatever you want -- argue any horrible position or concept your heart desires, but you just have to do it in a manner that isn't patently indecent and profane. If the idea or argument has any merit whatsoever, it certinly is capable of being expressed decently.

      Get concerned when unpopular ideas are banned. That's what is really being constitutionally protected. Nothing of the sort is happening here.

    2. Re:Our forefathers would disapprove by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm certainly glad we have experts like you around to interpret the intent of the authors of our constitution.

      If you can't understand and accept that what you consider 'indecent' and what I consider 'indecent' are two completely different things, then I don't expect you to understand why I (or someone like me) would have a problem with this ruling.

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and so is indecency. Ask yourself why that word offends you so much...then think again about where the real problem is here.

      It is childish and ridiculous in the extreme to think that a simple word is harmful or indecent. I submit that the very reason you and others like you think that these words are indecent is because they represent unpopular ideas that may go against your particular moral/religious/cultural upbringing. There is nothing inherently indecent or immoral about sexual intercourse (the most commonly accepted defintion of 'fuck'). It is a perfectly natural function. Why you think it's okay to ban one particular arbitrary word that refers to it, and it's okay to allow a different arbitrary word to represent it is beyond me. The same goes for 'dick' vs. 'penis', etc.

      And unless and until you become personally responsible for interpreting our constitution (i.e. when you are appointed as a Supreme Court Justice), I would thank you kindly to get down off of your high horse and quit pretending that your interpretation is better than mine or anyone else's.

    3. Re:Our forefathers would disapprove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not like it's impossible in a language like english to find a nearly infinite array of expressions that say what you're feeling.
      And all of them would be profane, because it's the thought that counts. If "this is fucking brilliant" is profane, then so is "This is extremely brilliant."

      If one of those expressions is irreverent to something held sacred, then isn't the other one, too?

  37. Channel 4 advertisement by anandpur · · Score: 1, Informative

    Everyone should watch this latest Channel 4 advertisement

  38. Britney by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does that mean that they will censor out Britney's "I'm a virgin"?? If so, I have nothing against it. (Plus the fact that swearing doesn't really reflect intelligence to me... Bash me out, but I find it teenagish...)

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  39. It's not the first time Bono has done this... by Ricdude · · Score: 1

    He was accepting an award at the Grammy's years ago, and said, "We'll keep doing our part to f*ck up the mainstream..."

    He came out later, to speak on Frank Sinatra's induction into the Hall of Fame, and kept looking off-stage like, "I won't say anything like that again... really!"

    Then Joan Rivers gets a boatload of press when she shatters an age old industry taboo and utters, "g*dd*mn". on an awards show. What, Bono isn't worth the extra press?

    Chumps.

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  40. The FCC Must Be Abolished by ellem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FCC is a failed entity. They had one simple task -- keep broadcasters from "stealing" or "leaking" onto bandwidths that they were not assigned to use. They failed so miserably new technologies were invented to do their job. They were about to go away when Nixon gave them the power of the Seven Dirty Words.

    Where does the money from fines go?

    Who needs them to regulate anything?

    I have 2-13 piped into my house through cable and or satellite therefore I pay for those stations, how dare they regulate what I pay for!

    The FCC must be abolished.

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    1. Re:The FCC Must Be Abolished by freeze128 · · Score: 1
      I have 2-13 piped into my house through cable and or satellite...
      Heh! That's rich. Like the satellite is aiming the signal ONLY to your dish. Guess what? The satellite is BROADCASTING all over the hemisphere.... My fillings might be offended.
  41. Obsenity - the moving target by stecoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While watching TV it is really funny when a rowdy audience is near a commentator at a football game and you hear the F bomb in the background. Who would they go after then? Odds are the FCC would go after the broadcast station but shouldn't the person that produced the obscenity be brought to justice? In the case of Bono, the FCC will probably go after him since he is a big enough target but not as big as the broadcasting company.

    It seems the rules should be applied universally.

    1. Re:Obsenity - the moving target by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 1

      Possible answer: Liability lies with the network. FCC mandates a censorship delay on all live broadcasts. Blech.

    2. Re:Obsenity - the moving target by stecoop · · Score: 1

      I agree - but shouldn't the producer of the obscenity be held liable?

      But then the Shady area would the definition of porn. Most adult movies have the disclaimer that it is to only be used for education/scientific purpose to get around the obscenity label. Without that disclaimer, the producer (not a movie director) would be charged with producing obscene material.

      In my original statement, the originator of the obscenity would be liable not the just the broadcaster. The broadcaster should be fined for allowing it yes - but could you imagine getting brought into court for saying many 4 letter words at a football game?

  42. Fucking Nanny State by myownkidney · · Score: 1
    At my office, they have some automatic censor, that blocks sites containing certain words. So I can't do any net research on the following topics:

    1. Anal Probes
    2. Breast Cancer
    3. Sex Education
    4. Gay Parade
    5. Oral Hygene

    So I had to get my dose of profanity from the TV. And soon that will be gone to. Reminds me of the Southpark episode, where they say "shit" on television.

    If government can block profanity, what will they block next? Are they going to censor all instances where lords name is used in vain?

    Jesus man! What's wrong with a little profanity, as long as it is not gratuitous?And fucking and shitting aren't unnatural things you know? A lot of people in the world do it.

  43. Fucking. Not Effing. by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For example, during last year's Golden Globe Awards U2's Bono said 'This is really, really f-ing [sic] brilliant.'

    Who needs the FCC when people decide that words like 'fucking' needs to be self-censored? If you're going to fucking quote someone, fuck, man, QUOTE THEM. You're caving in against your own fucking thesis.

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  44. It's a fucking failure by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    In a world where free speech is a right and supposedly the most protected freedom, this thouroghly dissapoints me.

    South Park's Night of "1000 shits" is a good example. You giggle ath the first 20 shits, but byt the time they are into the 100s, you are completely disintrested. People would forget if it wasn't for the counter. If it wasn't so taboo, it'd loose focus and purpose. Its not like ears are staying virgin untl 13,no, the kid will hear Cunt, shit, fuck and like like by the time they are 5, and learn what they are by 8.

    Simularly, shock jocks operate over the same concept. Open it up and the shock goes away. They always have to top themselves to get raitings, but you can only go so far in reality.

    While I don't want my 5 year old saying the "fucking cunt is a bitch", I also think that if everyone allowed it, it would either go unnoticed or he'd not bother to use that language and would have to articulate his feelings in a more artistic way. Shock is easy and cheap. Art and structure are hard. Lets get the shock out of the way and get to the good stuff.

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  45. South Park Ref. by wickedj · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we can't say Barbara Streisand on tv anymore?

  46. Let me just say this... by soccerisgod · · Score: 1, Funny

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

    Seriously. We here in Europe can't for the love of god understand what's up with this..first a giant fuss about that ugly nipple and now this. It's just pathetic!

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    1. Re:Let me just say this... by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously. We here in Europe can't for the love of god understand what's up with this..first a giant fuss about that ugly nipple and now this. It's just pathetic!

      Really?

      Please refresh my memory, in how many European countries can you get actual jail time for drawing Swastikas? What about selling Nazi artifacts on eBay? How many years does that get you?

      What about this?
      The Council of Europe has added provisions to its European Convention on Cybercrime that criminalize certain Internet content.
      Link.
      Link 2
      Need I go on?

      I just love it when you Euros try to display your superiority by criticizing the Yanks on the issue of free speech.

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    2. Re:Let me just say this... by will_die · · Score: 1

      Check out what is happening in Italy. They are more upset then the US, and it was for a TV show displaying a surgery.

  47. Meanwhile in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  48. Thanks Tom Lehrer by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 1


    Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
    I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
    But now they're trying to take it all
    away from us unless
    We take a stand, and hand in hand
    we fight for freedom of the press.
    In other words,

    Smut! (I love it)
    Ah, the adventures of a slut.
    Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
    I don't know what
    Compares with smut.

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  49. Profane? by Malc · · Score: 1

    WTF has religion got to do with it?

  50. Ob Family Guy by EricWright · · Score: 1

    Peter: Look Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "ooooooo".

    Brian: Those are Cheerios, Peter.

  51. This could actually be good... by fluxrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hear me out on this. If the FCC starts to go too far over the line, then sooner or later a censorship/profanity case is going to end up in the courts. I have no doubt that a court would easily rule that Bono's freedom of speech trumps Aunt Fannie's right not to hear the word "fuck." Sometimes you have to take a step back to take two steps forward.

    If life breaks some eggs, make lemonade...

    er..wait.

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    1. Re:This could actually be good... by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      I think a few $500k fines thrown about would quickly make it worth some major broadcaster's while to challenge this in court. $27k wasn't. This could be enough though.

    2. Re:This could actually be good... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      If the FCC starts to go too far over the line, then sooner or later a censorship/profanity case is going to end up in the courts.
      Fuck the courts; the FCC's power all comes from Congress. Change the law. I heard there's going to be an election this year. Start ask^H^H^H telling candidates what they're going to do. No need to wait for courts.
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  52. Re:Nice Moderation by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

    Fuck off. It's not censoship to pass comment on someone elses speech. Has anybody stopped him/her posting. No censorsip and no nhyprocisry heer pal.

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  53. right by maxbang · · Score: 1

    Everyone has a right to say what they wish. They also have the right to change the channel. So change it already, prude.

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  54. In the immortal words of Bart Simpson.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell-damn-fart!

  55. I Wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the kind of comments that would only offend Jews or Muslims (kofkofPatRobertsonkof) will be ignored by the FCC. Seems like they just want to enforce a Christian viewpoint on everybody, even though everybody's not Christian.

  56. FCC Priorities out of whack by nebaz · · Score: 1

    I think the FCC is just making a lot of noise to distract people over the fact that they are pro-media consolidation. These priorities seem out of whack. Sure, we can lessen the number of viewpoints by allowing media consolidation, but we need to make sure no one hears any dirty words.

    Come to think of it, these stances on these issues are completely consistant, to advance the agenda of more control of the content of the airwaves. Scary.

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  57. Forbidden words and safe aliases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what are the 7 forbidden words you cannot use over the air? This is what I heard from a friend who used to work at a radio station.

    Also, I believe there should be alternate and safe aliases to use such as
    - a-hole (as in "What an A-hole he is!")
    - f s c k (as in "Lets get the F S C K out of here.")

    Surely there must be a long list, in particular British words which are not considered official profane by the FCC.

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    1. Re:Forbidden words and safe aliases by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      There arn't any.

      Or weren't. the FCC never actually listed any words, some station censors made some up (as in the famous Howard Stern story) and of course there is George Carlin's list of dirty words...

      However the FCC only banned sexual or excrement talk that was not socially useful. (for example it would be fine to talk about feces if you are doing a segment on bowel disorders, but not just for the sake of talking about feces)

      For example, according to the old FCC rules, you could probably show a picture of a Womans bush if you were doing a segment on crabs or personal hygene (not that it would ever get past the network censors) but you couldn't do it instead of a picture of the president as a joke.

      Think... "the miracle of life" would be ok. The Miracle of Ron Jeremy, not so much.

      In any case it was really vague. It never said anything too specific.

      Personally I think the FCC itself has been alot more profane than anything I have ever seen on TV.

      -Steve

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    2. Re:Forbidden words and safe aliases by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      Wrong, It went to the supreme Court, and FCC won against George.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words

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  58. Fine by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The FCC has a mandate, and a responsibility to enforce a minimum standard of decency on PUBLIC AIRWAVES. VHF, UHF, FM and AM.

    So long as they aren't regulating Cable, Satellite, or the Net - which a consumer chooses to bring into their home - it's fine.

    There's a situation now with the networks trying to compete with the likes of HBO or Comedy Central, and seeing how far they can push it.

    The reaction to the superbowl stunt shows that the folks are simply sick of it.

    I'm as profane as anyone, and enjoy South Park and fart jokes, etc.. But it doesn't belong on the public spectrum, they're for everybody.

    I enjoy Howard Sterns show from time to time. I hope he's successful on Sirius or other payed service. He does not belong on the public dial.

    It isn't censorship. It's regulating the use of a public resource, which is their job. You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.

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    1. Re:Fine by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The reaction to the superbowl stunt shows that the folks are simply sick of it.

      That's not the impression I got. I saw a vocal minority work themselves into a frenzy of offendedness, while many more people thought "It's only a tit, what's the big deal?"

      You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.

      Great analogy. You see, I can swear a blue streak and walk around topless in a public park and it would be ENTIRELY LEGAL. Were a policeman to write me a ticket for using a "curse word" in public, he'd find himself at the business end of a lawsuit for violating my civil rights.

    2. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't censorship. It's regulating the use of a public resource, which is their job. You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.

      1. You mistakingly imply regulating the use of a public resource and censorship are mutually exclusive. There are not. Proof (reductio ad absurdum): A regulation banning all words from the airwaves to eliminate profanity is very, very heavy handed censorship.

      2. Your analogy used to prove your point is invalid. You include two different acts in your analogy: flashing your tits (generally, not "speech" for 1st amendment purposes), and swearing (always speech, maybe not protected. Moreover, the comparison of physical and airwave mediums breaks down; one can easily turn off or avoid a-priori broadcasts, but not so for seeing things while in a park. Lastly, the analogy breaks down in that broadcasting is (more or less) non-competitive, that is to say broadcasting profanity does not impede your ability to generate or enjoy non-profane programming on alternate mediums/channels, while use of a park is competitive (you take up space, are in other people's view of the park, etc).

    3. Re:Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They're for everybody."

      Well then why do we let the religious nuts use them to preach. I find that offensive. And why do we let them play country music. I hate that shit, its not for me. The airwaves can't be for everybody because there are to many people who want to many different things. We shouldn't just cave to the religious right and fuck the first amendment and only ban "profane words."

      The whole argument they use to get around the 1st amendment is that they are "public airwaves" which must be decent for everybody to listen to. But if thats the case isn't the government endorcing religions by letting them on? How is that right?

      --Greg

    4. Re:Fine by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1
      The reaction to the superbowl stunt shows that the folks are simply sick of it.
      The ratings for the superbowl seem to show otherwise. A few oversensitive loudmouths are acting like the rest of us care what they think.

      If people were really that upset, they would quit watching tv. (Go on, I dare you). Ultimately, it would seem that people find tv to be good enough that they'll put up with some titties and swearing. Not to mention all the violence, which no one ever seems to worry about.

      It isn't censorship. It's regulating the use of a public resource, which is their job. You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.
      Why not? (on both counts). If sex or swearing offend you, the only people you can complain to are your parents, as they have clearly failed you. You don't have to like it, but you don't need to start suing anyone. If it bothers you, that's fine. You can ask the people if they could go somewhere else, or take your kids somewhere else.

      As long as you talk to your kids, these aren't things that will scar them. If you don't have kids, then you need to just deal with it. There are extremes in which the police may be needed to work things out, but there's still no need to start arresting or suing.

      Too many people think they have the right to a cushy existance that caters to their every opinion. Shit happens. Fuck happens. Get over it.

  59. What the FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!! by strike2867 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I found ludicrous the Enforcement Bureau's decision that a word that might otherwise be indecent is not indecent or profane merely because it is used as an adjective or expletive.

    Newly added words not to be said on tv include: But, As. The American children will now be protected from the horrible mouths of the perverted broadcastors.

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  60. Let's test the system! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    According to All Access's NET NEWS column (shirt/pants required), WKLS in Atlanta aired the audio to a porn video this morning. Granted, it was by mistake that it went over the airwaves, but even so. The audio is available on the AllAccess website.

    (they were going to record it, then play it over the air backwards but somebody left the outgoing microphones on and anyone who was listening to the commercials at the time heard the complete audio clearly in the background.)

    If it matters, station honchos have stated that the morning show is suspended pending an investigation.

  61. Furthermore, it's about Howard Stern. by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    This also has a lot to do with controlling the political content of the airwaves -- see http://www.howardstern.com if you don't understand that statement.

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    1. Re:Furthermore, it's about Howard Stern. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Oh, bullshit. He's trying to pretend it's all about him to get attention. His show is tame compared to the rest of the field, he's become irrelevant.

      There are plenty of folks with the same "political content" of stern, without the fart jokes and ubiquitous use of words like 'nigger'.

      He can move his act to cable or satellite radio. He'd get kicked out of a public park acting like that, why should he be on public airwaves?

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  62. Maybe... by Archalien · · Score: 1

    Oh-a-aho oh,
    Oh-a-aho oh
    FCC killed the radio star.
    FCC killed the radio star.
    In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far.
    Profanity came and broke your heart, put the blame on NPR.
    You are a radio star.
    You are a radio star.
    FCC killed the radio star.
    FCC killed the radio star.
    FCC killed the radio star.
    FCC killed the radio star.

    - "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles

    Sorry, that's all I've got going through my head. Back to work.

  63. Public does not own the airwaves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Otherwise we wouldn't be paying people every month for our subscriptions. The airwaves, like everything else, are independently owned and run. Profits go to those companies that own them, not the people who watch them.

    1. Re:Public does not own the airwaves. by JDRipper · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the public DOES own the airwaves. Those companies are licensed to use them, not own them. We subscribe to them for their content.

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  64. I can't stand this trend by rjelks · · Score: 1

    I was reading about this earlier today. This article, FCC Reverses Ruling On Bono Profanity, Hits Howard Stern With Maximum Penalty talks about the reversed decisions of the FCC. Apparently (Howard Stern Show is not in my city anymore) Howard has changed a large portion of his show to criticize the Bush administration. He was a supporter for the actions in Afghanistan and Iraq, but the censorship has pissed him off. He's urging his 8 million listeners to vote bush out. Here's the link: Does Howard Stern Have More Political Muscle Than Ralph Nader? Last, here is a Q&A about crackdown on indecency If you can walk around in your community and not be offended, you are not living in a free society.

  65. Howard Stern... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Has recently been kicked off of clearchannel stations. He has been ranting about this problem for the past few weeks.

  66. Re:Nice Moderation by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm wrote the parent article and arent' surprised. It's Slashdot. Lots of great things happen here and some dumb things. Goes with the territory.

  67. He could have had em by the balls today by TrollBridge · · Score: 1
    He could have played a clip from that cow Oprah's show where some lady explained, in detail, what "tossing one's salad" was. If they fined Stern for airing the clip, wouldn't they also have to fine Oprah for it originating on her show?

    Too bad the GM was a puss. That could have ended that nonsense altogether.

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  68. *Cough* by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

    Fuck shit cock ass silly boner bitch muff pussy God's butthole Barbara Streisand.

    There. Channeling Cartman should piss them off, but hey, /. is just a common carrier, so it doesn't matter.

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  69. Is anyone else concerned... by Ricdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that the chairman of the FCC, Michael Powell, is the son of the Secretary of State, Colin Powell?

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    1. Re:Is anyone else concerned... by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Nah, the breadth and scope of the bloodless coup from 2000 is just finally revealing itself:

      Control the military.
      Control the airwaves.
      Breed fear into the public, use it to control thier spending habits and tax them unmercifully.

      WW3 will be interesting - when the rest of the world shows up and kicks our asses because we invaded canada...

    2. Re:Is anyone else concerned... by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

      i only just found out - it's not publicised in the media, I guess. note that if you go and look on the fcc website, it's not mentioned.

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  70. Whew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a minute there I was afraid they were going to do away with pr0n on the Internet.

  71. I Agree With This by USAPatriot · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The FCC has the power only to regulate the public airwaves. It can't regulate 'Profane' speech on cable, satellite or other pay mediums.

    Since the broadcasters get free use of these valuable airwaves, it's not too much to ask that they not broadcast indecent material. There should be some level of decency that they can't go below.

    I think the broadcasters have had too long to go below this, and it's about time they crack down.

    If they don't like it, they can put it on cable or satellite radio. Free Public airwaves can and should be regulated.

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    1. Re:I Agree With This by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      The broadcasters are already controlled by the market - if people like it and watch, they will continue. If people don't, they will not.

      You have the right to watch something else. Leave free speech alone, you fucking cock-knocker.

    2. Re:I Agree With This by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      The United States Senate and House are pushing heavily to clarify the regulation of cable etc. Frankly since I am a bit older and suffer from that odd mental abnormality called MEMORY, I seriously question if the FCC does not have the power to regulate cable. I seem to remember a few odd events regarding Telephone conversations being a bit regulated regards profanity as well... (Yes they did in times past!)

      There is another issue that seems to have been forgotten by the FCC. Very nearly all the CATV programming is TRANSMITTED before it gets to your CATV system. Seems to me this might just be not as unregulated an area as people think. It would appear that the FCC actually has been ignoring the issue. Dare we say avoiding enforcing the law?

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  72. Only one way to respond by enjo13 · · Score: 1

    The libertarian in me says 'F-that'.

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    1. Re:Only one way to respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Wow, who needs the FCC when we choose to self-sensor!

  73. Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when they showed Schindler's List on tv in 1997 >http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/Holocaust/ schindler-on-tv.html> without editing it at all. Language, and nudity and everything else. Why was that ok and not Janets boob? Oh cos of the content? Yeah right. Looks like a double standard.

  74. In Sweden... by Brobock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many radio channels (and Television) in Sweden are government controlled and profanity is 100% unmonitored both in English and in Swedish. There is more freedom of speech elsewhere than there is in the US.

    1. Re:In Sweden... by Noren · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, Sweden censors websites, something the US government doesn't do.

      US broadcast 'censorship' by the FCC is closely tied in with licensing broadcast bandwidth- the government agencies choose not to license bandwidth to broadcasters they object to. These broadcasts are not technically illegal, but FCC is in essence threatening not to license public frequencies to those who don't comply with the 'rules'. They're nominally not censoring anyone, just selecting who gets access to a public resource (radio/TV bandwidth) As usual, government agencies seek to extend their power any way they can...

    2. Re:In Sweden... by DataSquid · · Score: 1

      I listen to the CBC all the time (Canadian Broadcasting Corp), and their music, commentary etc. all use the words fuck. etc. And that's a government media outlet. I worked in radio a bit and the CRTC regs say you can use the 'profane' words as long as it's the name of the artist, their song, or lyrics.

      They'll be broadcasting the CBC across North America soon on Sirius satellite radio, so perhaps the Americans will invade towing a big bar of soap...

      God bless America. And The Daily Show.

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  75. Government 101 by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

    2 buildings get hit by planes from some terrorist guy -> goto war with iraq

    nasa loses space shuttle -> let's goto mars

    girl shows boob on tv -> ban the f word.

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  76. God is offended by Dr_LHA · · Score: 1

    "The decision also marked the first time that the FCC cited a four-letter word as profane; the commission previously equated profanity with language challenging God's divinity."

    FCC rules on language that challenges God's divinity!

    Yes, welcome to the USA folks, where Church and State are constitutionally seperated!! ;)

  77. This'll get some knees jerking. by FreeLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm all for it!

    First Clear Channel gets fined for Bubba the Love Sponge and Howard Stern and now this. I am glad to see that the FCC is finally taking steps to put a stop to it and I want to know where they have been fro the past several years.

    The trend of using profanity has been rolling for a very long time. But, it really shifted into high gear with the advent of the so called shock jocks. These guys have been pushing the edges of the envelope for years and, in my opinion, went way too far years ago.

    I'm no prude and I too am guilty of using far too much profanity but, I have never been able to condone its use in public and on the public airwaves. People should not be subjected to it or forced to listen to this stuff and for the past few years it has been unsafe to have the radio on while driving a child to school.

    But, the problem goes much deeper than all this. The fact is that the constant liberal use of profanity is eroding peoples ability to communicate intelligently. It may have been funny when Eddie Murphy took the stage and said the F-word as every other word out of his mouth, at the beginning of his career. But today, it is no longer funny and yet so many people speak like this normally. It is F-ing hard to F-ing talk to or F-ing understand someone's F-ing point when the F-word is F-ing well coming out of their F-ing mouth every other F-ing word. Then there is the whole rap lyrics argument. It is way out of control.

    Expand your vocabulary. learn to communicate. Try to go a whole day without using any profanity or expletives and I bet you will find that you too might have a problem.

    1. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      How is anyone "forced to listen" to obscenity on the airwaves? Change the channel.

    2. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wife needs a - ttention I am most willingly to provide.

    3. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by bnenning · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People should not be subjected to it or forced to listen to this stuff

      Yes, I'm all for repealing the law requiring all citizens to listen to Howard Stern for 3 hours a day.

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    4. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by FreeLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a really cute cop out that is so frequently bandied about by people such as yourself but, the fact is that it just doesn't wash. When I listen to the radio I would like to listen to music. I try to listen to channels that play music in the mornings rather than inane banter and profanity. But, I cannot easily anticipate what is going to be said next.

      When the song that I was listening to ends either another song starts or the DJ starts talking. Is 50cent coming on next with a long profane diatribe that I don't want my child hearing? Or is the DJ coming on talking about hookers giving oral to the interns and whether or not they like anal? This is putting me in a situation where I cannot control what I or my child will hear next and that is unacceptable. Basically, I am forced to listen. Your next argument will be that I should turn off my radio. This too is an unacceptable argument.

      The public airwaves are for everyone. Not just you, EVERYONE. That means that Little Jonnie has just as much right to be able to listen to the radio as you do. Little Jonnie should not be subjected to discussions of oral sex or F-ing this and F-ing that or anything else of the kind. The public airwaves must maintain the highest standards of decency so that any and everyone can listen without being offended.

      That doesn't mean that you should not be able to watch your favorite girl-on-girl action on TV or heard graphic, expletive laced conversation on the radio. It means that the public should not be forced to watch or listen to it. For those like yourselves, there are cable channels and satelite radio channels that carry your preferred content. If you choose that type of entertainment, I will not attempt to prevent you from getting it. I just don't want to be forced to experience it myself.

      One of the reasons that the FCC was created was to maintain these standards of decency on the public airwaves. However, for some reason they have chosen not to do their job for the past 10 or 15 years and the airwaves are in such a state that it is truely unbelievable. It is about time they did their jobs and it seems that they are starting to again.

    5. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Warlok · · Score: 1

      This is also why they make CD, tape, and MP3 players.

      When Stern came on to replace my morning DJ's on a local station, I stopped listening to that station. I wake up to a classical music station, and listen to my MP3 collection at work and one or more of my CD's in the car.

      The fact is that you and I have choices - in fact, your decision to have kids was one of those choices, as are the things you do to raise them "right". You can choose to turn off the radio and swap in something safe for your kids. No one is forcing you to keep your radio on, listening to things you consider inappropriate, vulgar, profane, or just plain stupid. However, government efforts to make the public airwaves "safe" for your kids is a forcing function, forcing your choice on everyone else who shares those airwaves.

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    6. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The public airwaves must maintain the highest standards of decency so that any and everyone can listen without being offended.

      Swear words do not offend me but stupidity really does offend me very much.

      Should people with an I.Q. lower 110 be banned from the airwaves so I won't be offended?
      I think so.

      It means that the public should not be forced to watch or listen to it.

      Who the fuck is holding a god damn gun to your head and FORCING you to listen to Howard Stern?
      I listened to Howard Stern a couple times, he's sort of funny from time to time, but he's mainly stupid and vulgar for the sake of vulgarity, so I don't listen to him. Its not like ALL the channels are filled with vulgarity, if you don't like the channels who swear, tune to the ones that don't. That's freedom.

      The public airwaves are for everyone. Not just you, EVERYONE.

      Exactly. They should broadcast content for everyone, not just for the lowest common denominator.

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    7. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'm all for repealing the law requiring all citizens to listen to Howard Stern for 3 hours a day.
      Me too. The lawmakers surely should have realized that Howard's show is always at least 4 hours long!!
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    8. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For the past few years it has been unsafe to have the radio on while driving a child to school.

      You are totally right! Forcing children to listen to 30+ minutes of nonstop commercials is abuse, pure and simple. What kind of life are you preparing them for?

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    9. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      The fact is that the constant liberal use of profanity is eroding peoples ability to communicate intelligently. It may have been funny when Eddie Murphy took the stage and said the F-word as every other word out of his mouth, at the beginning of his career. But today, it is no longer funny and yet so many people speak like this normally. It is F-ing hard to F-ing talk to or F-ing understand someone's F-ing point when the F-word is F-ing well coming out of their F-ing mouth every other F-ing word.
      So you mean, um like, you know, you can't, like, understand communications, when like the speaker totally overuses, like, colloquialisms? Because, like, it's not intelligent communication? Are you like totally for-sure that, like, the problem is really, like, profanity, and not something else, like, general stupidity and lack of, like, public speaking skill?
      It is way out of control.
      Like, um, does it, like, need to be in control? Is, like, communication performance really a matter for, like, government to be dealing with? I would, like, think that it's in everone's self-interest to, like, maximize their own speaking performance, purely for, like, selfish reasons. They don't, like, need government to give them incentive, ya know? And, like, if someone else, like, talks bad, doesn't that, like, give you a competitive advantage in getting, like, your message out? I say, like, don't worry about idiots being, like, out of control. Dude! Duuuuude!!
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    10. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      It's not cute, nor a cop out. Change the channel, motherfucker.

      "people like you" fuck you , pal. You don't know me, and I can assure you I'm a lot harder to pigeonhole than you are, you censoring ass. You should eb ashamed of that name - you certainly aren't standing for freedom today.

      We have freedom of speech in this country - it's the VERY FIRST AMENDMENT. You on the other hand, have the freedom to not listen, and to tell your kids not to listen, until they reach the age of consent.

      Fuck decency - it's a nebulous concept and it changes depending on who is using the word. I personally think Christianity is indecent, and discussing it in public should be outlawed. I think sex is great, and it should be less censored. Less sexual repression will lead to less sexual abuse.

      How do you reconcile the fact that everyone's vision of what "decency" is is different?

      The FCC was created because a group of people forgot what the founding principles of this nation were, and decided to legalize censorship. I hope that all this bullshit they're pulling finally gets them eliminated.

    11. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by JLSigman · · Score: 1
      Your next argument will be that I should turn off my radio. This too is an unacceptable argument.
      Why? When the public stops listening to things like that on the radio, the radio stations will change their programming.

      It means that the public should not be forced to watch or listen to it.
      So change the channel. Public radio, like NPR, is usually pretty tame.

      I just don't want to be forced to experience it myself.
      You're not.

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    12. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1
      If the stations are so unpredictable, perhaps you shouldn't listen to them. You have the greatest power in the universe, the power to take your money elsewhere. Radio lives off of advertising, advertising is based on market-share/listeners. Go listen to another station. Like another one of these replies, I also stopped listening to my favoritte station when howard stern replaced my favoritte rock morning show. Its not that I was offended, it was just that it was dumb. (hey, lets see if we can offend more people than we did yesterday). No local news, no music, same shit, different day.

      I knew the F-word about 22 years ago, (I was 3!), do i use it all the time, NO, I would get grounded if I used that language as a child. At five, my favoritte song was one my dad had, George Thorogood's "One Burbon, one scotch, one beer" Am I an alcoholic? no, I might have 2 beers a week. I grew up watching horror movies and violence and sex on TV. Am i a murderer? no, but the temptation grows everyday that people cut me off while yakking on cellphones. How on earth could I have been constantly exposed to all these topics and not embraced them? my parents tought me the difference between right and wrong, and gave me a strict set of morals. They taught me by example. (I can't count the number of FUCKING parents i've seen that scold their child for swearing, when the child is just repeating what the parent said.)

      Personally, I don't like to use the F-Word very often, and am dissapointed that it is used so much in everyday converstation. It is not because it offends me, its so that when I do swear at someone, it has much more of a "shock" affect, they know i'm pissed.

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    13. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by DragonMagic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shit, your radio came without tuning or power knobs or buttons, too?

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    14. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by neurojab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many times have you heard the F-Word on the Howard Stern show? Really, how many? I'd wager to say you never heard any "profanity" because it WAS BLEEPED OUT. I've never heard a curse word on that show. That said, I don't agree with the bleeping. If someone is so sensitive that they get offended by the use of a common word , they deserve to be offended.

      Why are you making your kids listen to Howard Stern anyway? I'm not saying that show is for kids, it isn't.. but to say that you can't turn on the radio because of all the profanity...what planet are you living on? Why can't you turn the dial to NPR? Is working the dial too complicated?

      I agree that profanity isn't funny anymore, but when did we get so sensitive that words could hurt us so much? Who made up the list of which words are taboo? Why are they taboo? Why should we perpetuate that? There will always be illiterate people, and there will always be snobs that look down on them. That has nothing to do with indecency or profanity.

      There are some real problems on this planet that are worth solving. Get some perspective.

    15. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by fish+waffle · · Score: 1

      The public airwaves must maintain the highest standards of decency so that any and everyone can listen without being offended.

      As has already been pointed out, the definitions of decency are not universal. The problem is then that your proposed property generates only the empty set.

      In fact, i think it can be a theorem, with the following lemma:

      Lemma 1: A broadcast that maintains only the highest standard of decency is bland.

      Proof: Self evident.

      Theorem: There are no broadcasts that maintain only the highest standard of decency.

      Proof: Suppose there are, and let b be such a broadcast. By Lemma 1 b is bland. Blandness is offensive, and so b does not actually uphold the highest standard of decency. q.e.d.

    16. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by SparkyMartin · · Score: 1

      So please explain to us how we can anticipate what someone will say next when I am listening to the radio?

    17. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by SparkyMartin · · Score: 1

      Holy cow, someone had a nerve struck!

    18. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1
      The public airwaves are for everyone. Not just you, EVERYONE. That means that Little Jonnie has just as much right to be able to listen to the radio as you do.
      Yes, they are for everyone. That means I have as much right to hear what I want as little johnie does.

      Either find a kid-friendly station, or *DO YOUR JOB AS A PARENT* and talk to your child when something explicit comes up. You are not entitled to having the rest of the world censored.

    19. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      You can't, and neither can the broadcasters. Fining them doesn't make them try to be more consistent, it makes them try to be more tame.

      Consistency requires you to provide feedback to your affiliate, not for the government to assume control of the airwaves.

      If a channel doesn't maintain consistency and won't play things you like (ie, it's busy playing things that OTHER PEOPLE like) then change the fucking channel.

  78. Does anyone else find it ironic... by Muddie · · Score: 1

    that the ruling of the FCC and its current rules and regulations can't be read on the air without breaking its own rules?

  79. Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by mikehoskins · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Now why in the world was the parent of this modded down?!?!?!? C'mon moderators, can't you take a little dissent?

    I thought this site was in favor of free speech and dissent, not censorship! Your Rights Online, indeed!!!

    I, too, am a father with kids and am glad that the FCC is FINALLY cracking down. If you want profanity, you've got satellite, cable, or the video/DVD market. If if goes out over public airwaves, there should be restrictions; it is the law, after all....

    C'mon. Mod me down and the parent up. Take 7 points away from me, but don't censor people's viewpoints just because they differ from yours. Man, I wish I had yesterday's mod points back. I'd give it an Interesting or an Insightful, not an "I'm going to censor your 'alternate' viewpoint with a FlameBait rating."

    1. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Next time I'm in a Candy store, I plan on walking around yelling "FUCKING SHIT" as much as possible. Freedom. Fuck you.

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    2. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by jsupreston · · Score: 1
      Thanks for saying what I was thinking while reading the posts. Yes, I spend time with my kids playing, going outside, family outings, etc., but sometimes I do like to sit in front of the tube for a few minutes every now and then, and sometimes the kids want to play by themselves which gives me the occasional opportunity to watch a sitcom. I'm amazed at what language (and other things) is on "family tv" these days on even the big 3 networks. It's gotten to the point where you can hardly watch a show without sex, violence or language. And usually, something like that pops up out of left field just as the kids run into the room, or a decent show is interrupted by a commercial for a game or a movie that is rated R for varying reasons.

      I'm not making a moral judgement here. If you want to watch such programming at you house, that is your business and more power to you. However, we long for the days of shows like "The Cosby Show." Clean entertainment for both children and adults which usually also taught a lesson. Go ahead and mod me as troll or flamebait if you like--I've got karma to burn. While you are modding me down (or up), please keep in mind that when I have mod points that I try to keep an objective mind even on posts that I completely disagree with. If I really disaree with a post (usually morally or political), I never moderate it, because we should encourage free speech here.

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    3. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's suppose that posts that you make offends me (I'm not saying that I don't like your posts, just using your account as an example). I can either lobby Slashdot to ban mikehoskins account or just set up my filter to filter your posts. I'd go with the filtering option because it does the trick without denying everyone from viewing your posts.

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    4. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I [...] am glad that the FCC is FINALLY cracking down. If you want profanity, you've got satellite, cable, or the video/DVD market. If if goes out over public airwaves, there should be restrictions; it is the law, after all....

      C'mon. Mod me down and the parent up. Take 7 points away from me, but don't censor people's viewpoints just because they differ from yours.


      How did your head not explode as you were writing that down?

      Seriously, you post whines about moderation used to "censor" something you agree with AND clamours on about the holy righjeousness of using federal regulations to censor what YOU disagree with.

      I think it should be illegal to be that contradictory.

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    5. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know who said it but I thought it was brilliant...

      "If you never see or hear anything offensive, you are NOT living in a free society."

    6. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by mikehoskins · · Score: 0

      I'll just claim "infinite regression." Your argument says my argument is self-contradicting. I counter by saying that you're contradicting yourself, and so on. We can argue like this all day.

      The crowd on Slashdot that doesn't like censorship censors those who disagree with a viewpoint they don't share. So, to the poster of "I think it should be illegal to be that contradictory" has obviously ignored the whole point of my post and of Slashdot (and is contradicting himself.) Now we're at the point of infinite regression....

      I'm just pointing out a Slashdot hypocrisy. User A makes cracks about censorship "out there" in "free society." (Fine with me -- this site, after all is free as in freedom.)

      User B disagrees with User A's assesment of the situation and gets modded down. (The disagreement is fine with me. The modding down [read CENSORSHIP] is not fine with me -- this site, after all is free as in freedom.)

      User C disagrees with either User A or User B or neither or both. (Fine with me as long as nobody gets modded down for disagreement -- this site, after all is free as in freedom.)

      User D comes in and rails on User B. (Fine with me, again this is a free site.)

      User E mods down User B, because he/she wants to shut up (censor) User B's views. (Not fine with me, again this is a free site.)

      So, you can't have it both ways. Hate, loathe, disagree with the FCC all you want, on Slashdot, in public, in private -- whatever. That's GREAT.

      But, at least show the same courtesy to fellow Slashdot users who don't agree with you. DON'T CENSOR BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE A VIEWPOINT!!! Mod down if it's Offtopic, Flaimbait, etc. The parent's post IS NOT FLAIMBAIT -- it is merely a disagreement. (Or, are we going to ignore Slashdot's guidelines on modding?)

      If my comments are ILLEGAL, then that makes you a CENSOR, and you are imposing your ideas on me and everyone else out there. Don't you see the hypocrisy?!?!?!? Are you now the thought police?

      I disagree with User A, in this case, and happen to agree with User B. I guess I should be censored. Most of the time, however, I agree with Slashdot. I don't on this one, though -- I think that public TV has gone too far down the slippery slope.

      However, have I ever said that you cannot say "bad words" on this site? No. Have I censored a fellow Slashdot user? No. Do I mod down when I don't agree? No. I rarely mod down and go after the TRUE FlaimBait and the TRUE OffTopic stuff -- not disagreements.

      Want to prove my point? Mod me down. Although we're in the minority on this site, there are still tens of thousands of us who agree with what the FCC is doing in this case. Not everyone is so vocal, though. (Hmmmm, I wonder why...)

      On the other hand, the FCC has done some pretty dumb things in the past -- so has Congress, etc. I don't like big government or lots of regulation, either. I do feel that the public airwaves have gotten out of control. I don't believe that all TV should be TV-Y, TV-Y7, and TV-PG. However, I do feel very strongly that there is a line that public airwaves should not cross.

      Now, though, we got people who think that Slashdot should take a side in politics and be active in censorship. That's sheer hypocrisy -- if you think the FCC is wrong here. Don't I get a voice, too?

      Your Rights Online -- ha! Thanks to all the thought police out there for making this possible.

    7. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      So, to the poster of "I think it should be illegal to be that contradictory" has obviously ignored the whole point of my post and of Slashdot (and is contradicting himself.)

      You have a very weak and possibly nonexistant grasp of the concept of irony.
      And grammar. And punctuation.

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  80. yes, the airwaves DO belong to us. by yagu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The airwaves DO belong to the public, and therefor some balance must be struck. Whether or not *I* am offended by the F-word is not necessarily relevant.

    I've always tried to look at things in the perspective of a continuum. Many times it provides a perspective.

    In this context, I would anchor either end of the continuum with what I'd consider extremes that define the continuum reasonably well. So, on one end of the continuum I might describe a person on TV (or radio) simply saying, "Hello" to the audience. That seems extreme enough to define a highly INoffensive use of the public airwaves.

    On the other end of this continuum I might describe some reality TV show whereby the goal is to survive in the real sense -- and the way a contestant survives is by being the last contestant alive. Each contestant must avoid being killed by the others. AND, the killing must be done with 6-inch knives... and this would be broadcast live and un-edited.

    I would believe that would describe pretty wide ends of a spectrum/continuum. I also would submit that almost everyone would agree that somewhere between scenario one, and scenario two, a line is crossed whereby the material has become universally unacceptable. Where exactly that line is noone really knows, nor will anyone ever know.

    In the meantime, for the sake of having standards, a line gets drawn. Being somewhere between my two extreme points, obviously some will cry foul. Get over it -- there will never be a way to make everyone happy.

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  81. For Fuck's Sake! by slycer9 · · Score: 1

    They're not saying they CAN'T use those words, they're only determining WHERE they can use those words.

    We'll all still be able to watch the Sopranos in their FULL 'You Fat Fuck' glory.

    They just won't be syndicated on UPN anytime soon.

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    1. Re:For Fuck's Sake! by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      For now... But they are already rumbling about getting control of Cable and Satellite.

      This type of stuff needs to be nipped in the bud early, not allowed to fester and grow slowly until it's too powerful to stop.

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  82. "Fucking" amazing by SnowDog_2112 · · Score: 1

    Just when you think the FCC isn't going to get any crazier, they turn around and start talking about things that are "profane."

    The article makes a great case as to how this could be a strong move towards regulation of hate speech. You should read it, if you haven't (I know, this is Slashdot and all, but give it a shot). I'm not the only one shivering here.

    There's just something about having a Bush in office that makes me really hate the Republican party. The last time I got this riled up about politics was, oh, about 12 years ago. I'm not saying I was a big Clinton fan, just that he never got my goat in quite the same way....

    Funny how things have changed. The entire goal is supposed to be protection of common standards of decency. To, for example, protect the "citizens at large" from being assaulted with smut they don't want. We've slipped from that into a place where we don't protect the "citizens at large" but rather the vocal minority of those citizens who can't figure out how to fucking change the channel.

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  83. Re:Profane FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about as dim as you are, cuntface.........

  84. FCC Can Go To Hell by the0ther · · Score: 1

    There aren't enough four-letter words to describe this.

  85. In America, the airwaves own--no, wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The airwaves, like everything else, are independently owned and run.
    Then how do you figure the FCC is able to stick its nose into them?
    Profits go to those companies that own them, not the people who watch them.
    The companies which lease the airwaves pay the .gov for the privelege.
  86. The Fucking Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can show images of people getting shot in the head at point blank range on TV, but you can't say fuck...how fucking stupid...

  87. My all purpose solution: by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Don't own a TV. There is very little worth watching. If you do own a TV you use V-chips to screen out channels anyway. Now of course children can run off and go to their friend's place and watch their TV, but once again that's your responsibility as a parent.

    Either way it's a trade off between 'freedom of speech' and 'think-of-the-children!'. I don't think the government should be thinking of the children, parents should.

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  88. Anyone else see the alternative meaning there? by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to this new decision by the FCC, any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.'

    Although I count as the last person to accuse a government agency of using logic, by that new definition, Bono's statement may not count as either indecent or profane...

    The new criterion includes "grossly offensive". I do not consider "this is fucking brilliant" the least bit offensive, nevermind "grossly".


    Of course, I find very little offensive enough to warrant complaining - I may not control the content, but I control the TV itself. I can change channels, or even just turn it off. IMO, the FCC needs such a major overhaul we may have an easier time just dissolving it and creating a new agency, perferable with control ONLY, over spectrum allocation, not content.

    I never did understand how limiting content fails to violate the 1st amendment, but hey, what do I know? "no law respecting an establishment of religion" doesn't include giving my tax dollars to the 700 club; "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" doesn't mean people can have guns; "unreasonable searches and seizures" doesn't include FBI backdoors into every ISP; "without due process of law", "in all criminal prosecutions", and "a speedy and public trial" doesn't include anyone accused of terrorism or "unlawful combatants"; "cruel and unusual punishments" doesn't include sleep deprivation, inedibly bland food, or blasting Bruce Springsteen at high volume; and "shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people" and "reserved to the states respectively, or to the people" doesn't mean anything.

    1. Re:Anyone else see the alternative meaning there? by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      Text of the 1st Amendment

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      I find it interesting that the 1st Amendment specifically mentions Congress. I never realized that before. I imagine that it was intended that Congress was the only branch that would come up with laws and regulations, with the executive enforcing those laws.

      The FCC is not Congress (would it fall under the executive branch?), so shouldn't it be only able to enforce laws that Congress comes up with? Are there laws governing profanity over the airwaves? Is that constitutional?

      Would anyone knowledgable in U.S. goverment care to enlighten me?

  89. Wheee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we get to say "f-ing" all the time, just like Tulip in Terry Pratchett's "The Truth." F-ing F-ing F-ing! Take that, FCC!

  90. Press conference: by strike2867 · · Score: 1

    May I be the one to point out obvious joke:

    At Live Press Conference:

    Press Member:What is this F-Word you keep refering to? Is it "Farm"? Maybe "Fruit"?
    FCC official:Uuuhhhh.
    Other FCC oficial: Guards arrest him!!!

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  91. When enough is enough... by King_of_Crunk · · Score: 1

    I don't know but to me this FCC thing is getting WAY out of hand. I can see going after nudity and other "gross" acts but come on WTF is wrong with Pink Floyd's song Money? It has been played on the radio accross the nation for how long? Now the FCC is banning radio stations from playing it because they consider the song obscene because it contains the "S" word... The FCC is threatening to fine any radio station playing this song $270,000.00.

    I am not sure that this is all around the world but a classic rock station here in Cleveland, Ohio has been threatened WNCX

    IMHO there is a line which separates needed censorship (such as keeping porn off network tv where kids would have access to it) and the government trying to press it's belifes (religious or not) upon it's people by censoring out something as trivial as a song that has been played for years.

  92. I will never understand this. by tsg · · Score: 1

    I just don't get being offended by a single word regardless of the context. If he had said "bloody brilliant" or "freaking brilliant" or "stunningly brilliant" it wouldn't have changed the meaning of the sentence one bit, but somehow this one word is offending millions. It's a learned behavior. People are offended by "that" word because they were taught to be, without regard for the meaning, and for no other reason. You can say things hundreds of times more offensive and be covered by Freedom of Speech (which, just to avoid confusion, I think is a good thing), but utter that one word, regardless of the context or what you meant by it, and you are subject to derision and fines.

    Your response to that word is caused by emotions and meaning that you assign to it and is therefore nobody else's problem but your own. And no, just because a large number of people, even most people, think the same way doesn't make it right. "Popular" != "right".

    Get over it. It's just a word.

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  93. The FCC is unconstitutional by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Informative
    The FCC, the Federal Communications Commission, decided all by itself, that radio and televisions were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitusion.

    I'd like to repeat that because it sounds vaguely important.

    The FCC, an appointed body - not elected, answerable only to the president, decided on its own that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the first amenedment to the constitution.

    And why did they decide that? Because they got a letter from a minister in Mississippi! A reverend Donald Wildman in Mississippi heard something on the radio that he didn't like. Well reverend - did anyone ever tell you there are two knobs on the radio? Two knobs on the radio.

    Of course I'm sure the reverend isn't that comfortable with anything that has two knobs on it. But hey reverend - there are two knobs on the radio - one of them turns the radio off and the other one - changes the station! Imagine that reverend - you can actually change the station. It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the priciples this country was founded upon - look it up in the library reverend, if you have any of them left when you're finished burning all the books!
    George Carlin said it, and I support it wholeheartedly.
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    1. Re:The FCC is unconstitutional by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's Mr. Wildmon, from Tupelo, Mississippi, President (?) of the American Family Association. (afa.net)

      They just LOVE stifling free speech and free commerce...and for some reason they seem to have quite a strong following around here. They've managed to successfully strongarm local businesses (and even yahoo! at one point) from selling anything they find "offensive".

      Steven V.

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    2. Re:The FCC is unconstitutional by jbrandon · · Score: 1

      George Carlin should read up on 1st amendment case law. It's vastly more complicated than that.

    3. Re:The FCC is unconstitutional by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1
      Considering he went all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States of America to defend his right to say "the seven dirty words" in a radio show (a case he won by the way), I would say he is fairly up to date on that ...

      [438 U.S. 726, 751-55 (1978)] FCC v Pacifica (1978)-- Pacifica owned an FM radio station, WBAI, in New York. It played a recorded monologue by comedian George Carlin called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." The station aired the monologue in the middle of a weekday afternoon. One listener, who was riding in his car with his son, heard the broadcast and was not amused. He complained to the FCC.
      The commission reprimanded Pacifica. Pacifica appealed to the US Supreme Court. The Court agreed that Pacifica should be reprimanded but ruled that the monologue was not obscene, based on the Miller tests.
      source

      How about the FCC's own version:
      On the subject of indecency, the Supreme Court established the fundamental framework for analyzing sex and violence on television in its 1978 Pacifica decision. Pacifica involved George Carlin's "seven dirty words" monologue. A father was driving in his car with his child at two o'clock in the afternoon when they heard part of the monologue. It's a funny routine, but it's not suitable for children, he thought, and he complained to the FCC. Our decision in his favor went to the Supreme Court.

      The Supreme Court recognized that the monologue was not obscene and that the routine had been preceded by a statement that it was not suitable for children. But the Court held that the broadcaster could be penalized -- perhaps even lose its license -- if it played such material when children were likely to be in the audience.
      I'm sure you can find many more things on this on the net ...
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    4. Re:The FCC is unconstitutional by jbrandon · · Score: 1

      "Obscene" and "indecent" are different. The argument the OP apppears to be trying to make is that the FCC can't penalize speech based on its content. The Pacifica ruling establishes that it can.

      By ruling the routine was not "obscene," the court ensured that it could not be subject to "prior restraint," which is different.

  94. Lets al have a nice giggle by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Listening to all the new terms and phrases we come up with to skirt around the forbidden subjects. This does nothing to curtail the subject matter, only the vocabulary.

    You can't contain thought, because thought wants to be free.

    Also, anyone notice how EFF (Electric Fronteirs Fountation) shares the "Eff" in "F-word"? Rather ironic.

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  95. Just tell your kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that "fuck" means "I love brussel sprouts", and "shit" means "I should really clean my room". Guaranteed, they'll never say those words again for years.

  96. UMMMMMMMM! by Enfurno · · Score: 1

    You saiiiiiid crappppp.. "thats not a bad word." Yes it is, I'm TELLLLLLIIINNNNNGG....

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  97. Can I sue my Cable Co ? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I signed up for cable television, I purchased access to crash, abusive, violent, sexual, morbid, humerous, and offensive content. If I wanted to watch purple dinos and signing hand puppets I could get that with public television over the airwaves. I PAID for access to the offensive stuff. I LAUGH at kids getting ninja throwing stars stuck in their eyes.

    I did not pay money to have a television raise your fucking kids. I support child care programs with tax dollars, but using laws and regulations to replace parenting with a TV is too much.

    --Tsiangkun

    1. Re:Can I sue my Cable Co ? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      NOOO POOR BUTTERS!

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  98. it's not hard to lack respect without cursing... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    Obviously the people who ran Ford in the late 1970's, or Enron, or our government when it exiled the Indians (Native Americans) or interned the Japanese, or many other people and organizations, didn't have respect for others whether or not they spoke profanely. Stopping profane speech won't induce people to have respect for one another - it just means that they will be less able to exhibit disrespect in a less harmful way. Often, its seems the most repulsive acts are justified in terms that don't involve cursing or profanity - they simply speak the cold, clear voice of evil and urge others to follow. Christopher Hitchens wrote an essay about this about 10 years ago - his point was that while PC was not good, the greater threat was from those in government who spoke lies in deceptive language and paraded them as truth. It is very easy to couch contempt or disrespect in nonprofane language; while the use of profanity may offfend others not directly offended by the content, it won't make the lack of respect disappear.

    As a bonus, because of the emphasis on speech with potential to shock, there is a danger of inhibiting speech which invokes ideas that are shocking. Sometimes the truth is hard and uncomfortable, sometimes shocking, but necessary.
    Inhibiting this speech over the air is precisely what the 1st Amendment was designed to protect against - thus the regulations have a measureable risk of doing something bad while little risk of making our society more civil.

    Respect is the origin of civility; forcing civility will not induce respect.

  99. Such as ... by Azureflare · · Score: 1
    Liar, traitor, bastard, loser, idiot, retard, and my personal favorite, BOOGER-BRAIN!

    Those are all really offensive. They may be the truth when you apply it to certain people, but these guys will still gun it down. Man, I thought Rebublicans were against Political Correctness??

  100. Kill Your Television by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    " If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's or some other award shows (or the Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen."

    I'm not being a troll, I'm completely serious. Kill your television. OK, but keep the TiVO... ;-) TV in America has become this incredible addiction. I've seen people actually get edgy if a TV wasn't around. Read a book. Play a game. Go outside and plant something, even if it's just your ass on the grass.

    TV offers some great things. PBS' Nova series is excellent, and even the really raw stuff can be a lot of fun. But too often it seems like folks focus on the dreaded box as their only outlet in this world.

    I'm not speaking of you specifically, but folks as a whole.

    Turn the damn thing off. Go a week without it. Seriously.

  101. FCC v. Pacifica Foundation by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 2, Informative
    I did a quick google for "George Carlin" and "7 words", and the first thing that came up was a link to this article

    I never even knew about this case, but find it quite interesting. That led me to the parent article, which is about the regulation of [what some people consider to be] indecent speech.

    IMHO, kids are going to learn these words anyway, and to have them be "taboo" is to make them more appealing for kids to use.

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  102. I have 50,000$ riding on this by agslashdot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The entire article failed to mention the implications of what would happen from here on. Here's what me & a million other shareholders are thinking - Howard Stern will ask Clear Channel to f*** off and sign on with Sirius. FCC can't regulate subscriber based sat radio, so Sirius would skyrocket, and so would I...my entire 50 grand portfolio is composed of 1 stock - SIRI. Yeah I know that's a boneheaded move, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed...

    FCC - stern and sirius 1

    FCC - Stern & Sirius 2

    FCC - Stern and Sirius 3

    1. Re:I have 50,000$ riding on this by svallarian · · Score: 1

      But he doesn't need Clear$hannel to survive. He's still got plenty of revenue comming in through his cable TV rebroadcast of E! and also his regular broadcast still going with Infintium(?)

      Besides, you're still not going to get the equipment penetration needed to cause that great of a jump in Sirius subscribers and therefore tehir stock...Stern has a lot of listeners, but most of them are really fucking cheap (i mean come on, they're just using it as free soft porn!)

      Steven V.

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  103. FUCK YOU FCC by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

    This is the worst fucking piece of shit government regulated assholes. How could Americans let them take their fucking rights away? That's complete SHIT. FUCK. CRAP. You guys should be fucking fighting against this shit, it's garbage. Jesus fuck. Shit.

    With all your rights already evaporating why would you let this go on? You're not the land of the free, not even CLOSE. I used to think so, but if your going to take THE KING OF ALL MEDIA off the air, you have ISSUE'S. It's not like he's promoting hate (except against BUSH), so what's the deal? Worried the word FUCK is going to hurt your children? Be more afraid of them growing up under Big Brother's thumb.

    2004 = 1984 + 20.

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  104. I dj at a college radio station... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..and the FCC is taking a really long time to look at our application for translators (devices that will help us expand our broadcast range to actually reach our campus. it's a long story :)

    I feel like they are expending energy in a direction that is absolutely fruitless and useless. let the invisible hand of economic forces decide what's fit for broadcast or not, i say. let the fcc handle things that are actually important.

  105. Gub'ment 101 by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    Foolish Consistency?

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  106. Forbidden words and safe aliases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what are the 7 forbidden words you cannot use over the air? This is what I heard from a friend who used to work at a radio station.

    Also, I believe there should be alternate and safe aliases to use such as
    - a-hole (as in "What an A-hole he is!")
    - f s c k (as in "Lets get the F S C K out of here.")

    Surely there must be a long list, in particular British words which are not considered official profane by the FCC.

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  107. what does this mean for late night broadcasts? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

    i've got a weekly radio show on a local college station from midnight to 3AM. this means that currently i can play music with as much nasty language as i want, as long as i don't say any bad words into the microphone. ("indecent" material is explicitly allowed between 10pm and 6am)

    i'm not quite sure where this new thing leaves me. hrmm...

    1. Re:what does this mean for late night broadcasts? by sisco · · Score: 1

      That is one of the biggest problems with the FCC (nevermind that we question their ability to regulate speech): they are causing a big stir, but they do not have any clearly defined guidelines. There is literally no way of knowing what may be considered 'indecent.'

      Here's a question though...where the funds from these proposed half a million dollar fines go to?

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    2. Re:what does this mean for late night broadcasts? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      "they do not have any clearly defined guidelines."

      whatever. that makes them easier to ignore! :)

  108. Free Society by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    I heard someone say "If you are not offended atleast once when you drive through your neighborhood, then you are not living in a free society".

    Cant believe a nipple would do this much damage.

    And dont get me started on the news media who wants to put two stars between "F" and "k". I thank them for making it complex enough so that toddlers and teenagers wouldnt understand along with the rest of the population.

  109. WHAT?! by Whatthehellever · · Score: 1

    I'd like to SEE the FCC regulate speech.

    The first time someone is prosecuted, they can sue the FCC for violating the First Amendment.

    The FCC was created by Congress, is paid for by public funds (taxes), and is controlled by the Government.

    I remember reading that "Congress shall make no laws..."

    You just won. Congress created it, funded it with public money, and officially the "Government is prosecuting you for your speech."

    You can easily sue the FCC into oblivion here, getting rid of all those "indecency rules" that tell me what I can and cannot say in a free country!

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  110. This will be used to suppress dissent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howard Stern did not have a problem with clear channel radio until he started criticizing Bush. The head of the FCC is Colin Powell's son. This ruling will be used mainly to attack enemies of the current regime.

    Seig Heil Bandar Bush! (Ooops, Ashcroft can come drag me away now)

  111. All right children by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 3, Funny
    Mod me down if you wish... but why is everyone exaggeratedly swearing in their posts when the article is about censorship. You can say that you disagree without saying three hail maries in the same post while at the same time giving everyone a biology lesson... It just looks very childish to me. Someone expresses an opinion different from the norm and we start stonning him/her... Good example of censorship, right?

    I don't have a problem with people swearing if they really want to emphasize their point. Even if it's part of their language. But fucking swearing at every stupid goddamn line just to fucking prove their shitty point sounds a bit ridiculous to me.

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    1. Re:All right children by jasonsfa98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you posted your opinion ... there is your freedom. Now it's ours to "stone you".

      At least we don't keep you from speaking.

      Put on your helmet.

  112. Well fuck by hab136 · · Score: 1

    I mean, fuckity fuck fuck this fucking fucktard piece of fuck.

    1. Re:Well fuck by milesbparty · · Score: 1

      That's an intelligent post. What are you, like 12?

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  113. This is ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more we ban a word, the more it becomes "profane"

    The more we use a word, the more it becomes part of everyday vocabulary.

    Even if use the word fuck to describe sex, is that "profane" The word sex was used over and over in a Friends episode. Imagine if they said "fuck"? Does that make the meaning different?

    Next thing they will be banning "shit" or "crap" but leaving "feces" or "solid human excrement" it all means the same thing!

  114. Is this going to end up as a ban of "Who Are You?" by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Roger Daltrey has been singing "who the fuck are you?" on classic rock stations for about 60 years now. Is this the silver lining for this otherwise crazily opressive cloud?

  115. Holy Shit Is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The shit from a "holy cow"...as they are revered in India. The magic mushrooms come from this holy dung from said holy cow. Some say that these hallucinogenic mushies when ingested started the evolution of humans...hence the expression.

  116. Sign petition on http://stopfcc.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I encourage you to sign a petition at http://stopfcc.com/

  117. Unprotected Speech by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I'm a firm believer in free speech, its been decided that obscene speech isn't protected.

    They are going after obscene speech, not just offensive.

    Personally, if someone wants to create a show that is obscene, it needs to be restricted to adults. NOT be broadcast to the general public. Much as PPV porno is already.

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    1. Re:Unprotected Speech by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      Ok, please point out where obscene and offensive speech is listed in there.

      And while I'm at it, This one is for your sig

      A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

      Does not mean that the average joe user gets to own a small arsenal.

    2. Re:Unprotected Speech by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      good for you. what's offensive to you may not be offensive to me

      frankly, i find your sig to be offensive. you may no long own any weapons. that flies in the face of the constitution, which is exactly what gov't regulating PUBLIC airwaves is

      the FCC rulings are completely subjective! aside from the Supreme Court ruling on the "7 dirty words", THERE ARE NO LAWS OUTLAWING WHAT CAN BE SAID. what is offensive to one person isn't necessarily offensive to someone else. the gov't simply cannot make up the rules as they go along, especially when it plays into them pushing their agenda

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    3. Re:Unprotected Speech by linuxrunner · · Score: 1


      [quote]
      A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

      >Does not mean that the average joe user gets to >own a small arsenal.
      [/quote]

      Sure it does... What do you think it means? You can constrew it all you want, but the whole purpose of it was so that the "people" could protect themselves from the government.

      The Germans took away the guns before they came after the jews. Remember that.

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    4. Re:Unprotected Speech by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Okay, please explain how "Well Regulated Militia" = "Joe User's arsenal".

      Well regulated means well regulated, it doesn't mean every yahoo can go buy a AK-47.

      It does mean every yahoo can apply to join the Armed forces or Police Force.

      Now, if it read:

      A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state; the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

      or

      A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state. The right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

      Then everyone gets a gun, thank you, drive thru.

    5. Re:Unprotected Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They are going after obscene speech, not just offensive"

      You are a liar.

      The only speech ruled obscene is Carlin's seven dirty words.

      Saying "penis" is not obscene. Saying "balloon knot" is not an obscene.

      Why don't you admit you're a christian fundamentalist hellbent on "taking back" the country. I hope you die and your children are gay.

    6. Re:Unprotected Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Sure it does... What do you think it means? You can constrew it all you want, but the whole purpose of it was so that the "people" could protect themselves from the government.

      Are you sure it was not so that the people could protect themselves from OTHER goverments?
      It's talking about the security of a free state - that tells me it's about protection from outside forces. Which means everyone has the right to join the armed forces or police (Well regulated Militia)

      An angry mob with guns is not a well regulated militia.

    7. Re:Unprotected Speech by beakburke · · Score: 1
      Two problems with your arguement. Firstly, at the time the constitution was written, that phrase "a well regulated milita" was basically any able-bodied and sane individual, certainly not a body formally in the employ of the government. Early on in the history of the US, there was heavy opposition to the existance of a standing army. There was a fundamental distrust of power, period. Your interpretation runs contrary to everything we know about US history.

      If you think that the ammendment is archaic, then fine, you try to ammend the constitution. But don't try to convince me that it means something other than what it does.

      Secondly, grammatically speaking, the opening clause isn't a restrictive clause. It doesn't contain any qualifiers. It doesn't restrict or change what follows. It DOES offer a rationale, nothing more or less.

      Yes everyone can get a gun, drive thru, barring fealons or anyone the a court would deem legally insane. (Because you are allowed to restrict rights under those circumstances.)

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    8. Re:Unprotected Speech by beakburke · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and your suggestion with the semi-colon or period is grammatically incorrect as that phrase does not constitute a complete thought.

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    9. Re:Unprotected Speech by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

      Websters defines the following:

      One entry found for militia.

      Main Entry: militia
      Pronunciation: m&-'li-sh&
      Function: noun
      Etymology: Latin, military service, from milit-, miles
      1 a : a part of the organized armed forces of a country liable to call only in emergency b : a body of citizens organized for military service
      2 : the whole body of able-bodied male citizens declared by law as being subject to call to military service

      I still say it declares that you CAN form and serve in an armed service when it is necessary for the protection of the country. Not 'you can keep and bear arms' without any set purpose.

    10. Re:Unprotected Speech by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      You spelled felons wrong in your last comment.

      So, your point was?

    11. Re:Unprotected Speech by linuxrunner · · Score: 1

      Moron...

      Websters is NOW... not what it meant then.

      Look up TACO

      You'll find that it is also labeled as a slur. Yup.. a slur. Go figure. I wonder if Taco was a slur in the 1700's

      You'd give a bald man a hair dryer for Christmas would you?

      Kids...

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    12. Re:Unprotected Speech by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Okay, lets see if I can explain a dictionary to you.

      You see, a dictionary, like websters, lists multiple definitions, including older less used ones. Dictionaries do not tend to go on deleting sprees, instead they put a number in front and have multiple definitions.

      You know, I've been here for years, I've never attacked a person directly without them attacking me first. Yet you seem to think that your behavior is somehow acceptable.

      You are a sad excuse for a person.

  118. Analysis Confused by Mojo+Geek · · Score: 1

    Indeed, "fuck" is always a profanity, but it is not necessarily "profane" to say it,

    Do what?

  119. Over here... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    ... we don't censor programs even if they're aimed quite a lot for children and people swear in them. And the fucking kids still don't swear much more/less than in other places. I think it has a fucking lot to do with how they're raised by the parents. But sure, if the babysitter AND parent is the fucking TV, I can imagine how things might end. But as long as they have a normal fucking childhood, I think censoring programs are a fucking waste of time.

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  120. LCD( everyone ) by Kjella · · Score: 1

    NO, that's not LSD. Try the math book.

    Kjella

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  121. baba booey baba booey baba booey by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    Looks like Stuttering John Melendez got out while the going was still good (of the stern show) but what will gary delabonte do for a living?

    E.

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  122. Old story ... by pherris · · Score: 1
    Years ago on WBCN (Boston) the dj, Mark Parento, was interviewing Sam Kinison and they were talking about the FCC cracking down on profane speech. Mark sighted the example that one could say the name "Dick" as in "Dick and Jane" but if the intent was profane then it was banned. Sam respond: "So who's dicking Jane out back?"

    God rest his smutty sole.

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  123. Words aren't illegal by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    It's not the words that are illegal. It's the person's intent that's speaking. If I speak in a sexually insinuating manner to a co-worker of the opposite sex then my intent is to sexually harrass her. My words aren't criminal; my intent is. If a FCCing(tm) pervert tells a child all sorts of inappropriate sexual things then their intent is what's in violation of the law; their words are just that, words. If I scream "FIRE!" inside a crowded movie theater, the word isn't criminal. My intent is. By your definition telling someone on an airplane that "I'm a bomb technician" makes a criminal out of me. In reality neither my words nor my intent are criminal in that case.

    1. Re:Words aren't illegal by rokzy · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how your bomb example is supposed to work since bomb isn't an explicit word and I was talking about explicit words. whatever your intentions are, you shouldn't be saying "fuck" to children.

      if you just walk up to someone at an airport and say you work with bombs, that's the same "asking for trouble" attitude as shouting fire in the theatre.

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  124. Another nail in the coffin for freedom of speech by Zerbey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortuantely, the FCC has responded to the ludicrous hype which has all stemmed from a split second shot of someone's breast. It was so fast it was over in the time it took me to look down to pop another taste piece of chicken breast (sweet irony, eh?) on my fork. They show far worse things on MTV, every single day but no one complained. Go figure.

    OK so it was wrong, she shouldn't have shown her boob (waldrobe malfunction my ass, attention grabbing idea more like) on national TV during a family show but please, get over it!

    My personal opinion is that the US should follow the UK rule, have censorship until 9 pm and then tone it down. It's the parents responsibility to limit what children watch at a time when those that are young and impressional should be asleep anyway.

    Ever heard of a thing called the off switch?

  125. If you're torn... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...consider the logical conclusions of going to either extreme. What's the worst that happens?

    If you go all the way lenient, your kids use "fuck" and "motherfucker" every fifth word.

    If you go all the way restricitve, you get arrested and thrown in PMITAFP for writing something in your blog for that's "profane and insulting to the spirit of Islam^WChristianity^WOur Great Nation".

    Which world would you choose to live in?

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  126. What I should do... by rongage · · Score: 1

    IF I knew that Comcast wouldn't shut it down on me, I would set up a stream server, fed by aFestival server, constantly repeating the same stream over and over and over.

    This is a message from the general population of the United States to Michael Powell, chairman of the F C C. FUCK YOU. Thank you.

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  127. Here's the big question by SpermanHerman · · Score: 1

    Once they totally sensor the radio and cable what's next? When is the internet going to be sensored? At this rate it's a matter of time.

    We need to get bush out of here.

    SpermanHerman

    1. Re:Here's the big question by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Good lord settle down, radio and broadcast tv have always been censored.

  128. In other news @ CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F*ck the F*cking FCC!

  129. Re:OMFG by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

    Oh come on its a fcc'in joke, laugh

    Its bad enough ABC has LOL Fridays whats next Spike TV's WTF Thursdays

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  130. WHEEEE! by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

    Shit, you're absolutely fucking right. There's nothing fucking wrong with saying a couple of fucking bad words. What the fuck is wrong with the shit-for-brains at the FCC? You'd think that shit stands for Fucking Comunist Control or some shit.

    Hey, that was fun. :)

    ~D

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  131. Taking the US kicking and screaming into the 50's by CormacJ · · Score: 1

    Lets see:
    o the FCC regulates profanity.
    o Bush essentially tries to recreate the house unamerican activities committee under another name. o The US falls out with Russia (and the rest of the world).
    o Being gay is slowly being becoming a crime

    Well, lets all go down to the soda fountain and hit a drive in movie afterwards why don't we.

    Well, woop-de-fucking-do. This isn't the 1950's any more; face up to the fact.

    Just run the country properly and stop futzing around with stupid things that have no bearing on the quality of life of all those people that are living below the poverty line, to all those people who no longer have health care, to all those people to don't have jobs, to all the people that had to take a job after retirement because the CEO needed a bigger mansion in Hawaii and raided thier pensions.

    Hey republicans! The 1950's are over face it. If it was Ronald Reagan would still be making B-Movies and outing his friends.

  132. Why is the USA so sensitive about this? by tetranz · · Score: 1

    Ozzie Osbourne sure seems to say 'beep' a lot when 'The Osbournes' is on in the US. Once when his son Jack held his middle finger up to the camera, it was blurred out to protect sensitive american eyes. A friend in New Zealand tells me that The Osbournes is on broadcast TV there at 10 pm uncensored. New Zealand doesn't seem to have suffered because of it. Nobody much seems to care. My friend remembered the blurred finger. Presumably that was done at the source by the same guy who blurs the car license plates etc.

    I remember watching an interview with the late George Harrison on VH1. At some point he said something about the record companies was all bullsh*t. Even that was beeped out.

    This is a country that lets people work around with concealed handguns but shudders at the thought of a naughty word. Very strange place.

  133. 2 posts support FCC by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

    Hmm, 200 posts already on this topic, so far I've read 2, yes 2 that support the FCC, so what the fuck happened to "DEMOCRACY"

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    1. Re:2 posts support FCC by sisco · · Score: 1

      Exactly...from what i understand, here is what happens:

      The AFA (America Family Association) sends hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of letters to the FCC. From what I hear, they actually pay people to write multiple letters complaining about Howard Stern or Janet Jackson, or whatever else they can think of.

      So the resulting effect is that the FCC is flooded with hundreds of thousands of letters, but NOT hundreds of thousands of people. That's like giving people as many votes as they want.

      It's time to wake up and realize that a minority of people are upset, but they are acting like they are the majority!

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  134. Rep/Dem converseness by Atario · · Score: 1

    Republicans want more freedom for corporations and more restrictions for individuals.

    Democrats want it vice versa.

    Vote accordingly.

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    1. Re:Rep/Dem converseness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh, good thing it's that simple......

    2. Re:Rep/Dem converseness by linuxrunner · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Are you a moron?

      It's the other way around...

      This is why Republicans gave you (the INDIVIDUAL) your money back (tax break).

      The Democrats have sworn to take that away... back to the government, so they can spend it on what they think is best. Not what YOU think is best.

      Dude... Get some basic political knowledge first.

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    3. Re:Rep/Dem converseness by Atario · · Score: 1
      Are you a moron?
      That's right, you caught me. I am a moron. Congratulations, Master Debater.
      It's the other way around...
      Ah. I see. So when Republicans get the FCC to fine people more for using arbitrarily forbidden words on TV, that's increasing freedom, is it? So simple!

      And the abortion thing -- taking the burden of making our own moral decisions off our shoulder is liberating in a way, now that you mention it.

      Heck, they even want to go to all the trouble of altering our very constitution to insure the banning of gay marriage, just so those poor homosexuals don't have to suffer with the rest of us.

      You've shown me the light. They really are a great bunch of guys.
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    4. Re:Rep/Dem converseness by Inebrius · · Score: 1

      I think we can agree that both the republicans and democrats are repressive in their own ways. What they really care about is power and $$$.

      Vote Libertarian.

  135. but, but, the Supreme Court said... by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

    ...there's no compelling state interest in banning profanity. There's a compelling state interest in banning obscenity. There's a big difference between the two. Indecency is an element of obscenity, and is the reason why you can hear a lot of stuff after 10 p.m. that you can't hear before it. If the Golden Globe broadcast was violating that compromise, then maybe they'd be subject to fines for indecency, though certainly not for obscenity, given the way the word was used. If that was their justification, I'd grumble about uptight conservatives and move on, but they're not just screwing over one broadcast here, they're trying to establish an entirely new regulative domain that the courts have held time and time again that they have no authority to do. Of course, it'll take a couple years to work its way through the courts. Fun.

  136. The Lost Art Of Parenting by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "It's really nice to know there are still parents out there who think like I do and believe it's the responsibility of the parents to teach and or protect their children. Unfortunately, we're in a sad minority on those views."

    What drives me nuts is this: When did what you, my wife, friends and I see as basic parenting skils, obvious parenting skills, become such a freakin' Lost Art?

    "It's too easy to make children, then let the schools and the TV babysit them... practically effortless."

    Very true. Sadly true. Some people seem to think parenting is a hobby. I've always seen it as Job 1. Breed 'em? Better be damn sure you're ready to invest the time and energy to raise 'em. *sigh*

    Keep the faith.

    1. Re:The Lost Art Of Parenting by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      A follow up quote from one of the worst actors of our time (although I liked him in the Matrix... lack of emotion was perfect for that role) Keanu Reeves in Parenthood....

      You have to have a license to drive a car, you even have to have a license to own a pet, but any asshole can have a child.

      Well, I paraphrased. We have a 14 year old, a 10 year old, and an 8 year old. Only the 8 year old's parents seem to be concerned with who will be where their child is visiting, what time they'll be home, how to reach them, and want to meet the other parents... things we agree with. The 14 year old's friends' parents are the worst. They like to send them off to the mall with $100 where they are for hours on end with no questions whatsoever. It's appaling what they consider parenting skills. She seems to actually appreciate the fact that we're concerned about her wherabouts, and want to "chaperone" sometimes, not to mention have conversations with her.

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  137. Good Luck by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    getting heard in all the noise in this thread.

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  138. What the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't hurt anybody...fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck fuck

  139. What 1st amendment? by jrUnixAdmin · · Score: 1

    What ever happened to one man's vulgar is another man's prose?

  140. Howard Stern's Required Reading by tstoneman · · Score: 5, Informative

    What is so insane is that the rules for profanity are completely inconsistent. Oprah can have a show talking about "tossing salads" which include a detailed description of what that is, but if Howard Stern says it, he will get fined.

    This is a problem for several reasons:

    1) Our freedom of speech is killed because we can be fined into bankruptcy for talking edgy, so obviously people will be more careful of anything that they say

    2) freedom of speech is completely killed because the FCC can decide months later if what you said was profane, so the feedback mechanism is completely messed up.

    3) initial rulings on profanity can be "overruled" by the FCC, meaning that political agendas can be enforced through the FCC now

    For a listing of required reading go directly to Howard Stern's web site.

    1. Re:Howard Stern's Required Reading by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but no.

      Restricting a handful of words is not censorship. Censorship is when IDEAS are not allowed to be expressed.

      Bono could still have said "This is leg-humping brilliant", or anything else like that.

      Besides, even limiting some ideas considered to be profane is not necessarily a nasty form of censorship. Preventing people on a public broadcast medium from talking about oral sex is not really going to damage the world as we know it. It's criticism of government that you need to be worried about. That's what the founding fathers had in mind when ensuring we have the right to free speech. Kicking Howard Stern off the air is not a fatal blow to democracy, and it sure should nto be treated as such.

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  141. I'm offended. by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    For example, I think most people would consider free speech to be sacred. Of course, that would mean that the FCC ruling on the matter might be considered profane under the FCC ruling.

    The FCC offends me in this, and many other ways. I am shivering with fear at where their definitions of "sacred" might lead us...

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  142. Down with the U.S. Goverment... by Techmaniac · · Score: 1

    and all it's worthless Commissions, Departments, Committees, GSO's and anything else FUCKED UP by it's hackneyed system of fascist religiously tainted rules!

  143. Brit TV is poking fun at you... by rediguana · · Score: 2, Funny

    sorry its only shockwave, but you might find this British TV commercial rather appropriate...

    Swearing

    Enjoy :)

    1. Re:Brit TV is poking fun at you... by jasonsfa98 · · Score: 1

      That is the best thing ever. fuck the fcc.

  144. She said it best back in the late 60's-70's by Linwood · · Score: 0

    Freedom is just another word, for nothing left to lose. - Janis Joplin

  145. Killing is still in I'll bet. by Neil+Watson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Meanwhile, television and film can show graphic, glorified murder and only be rated PG13.

    1. Re:Killing is still in I'll bet. by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that smoking is against the law to advertise, but you can have it in television shows and in movies without changing the ratings for now.

      Yeah, that's something to let kids see. But a boob or the f-word, that's something that will tarnish them for life.

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  146. Does this affect HBO? by IllogicalStudent · · Score: 1

    How does this affect shows on networks such as HBO... last time I checked, Tony Soprano happened to like the "f-word".

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  147. holy fucking shit by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "Profane" is the opposite of "sacred". Profanity is immoral speech or actions. Your President's FCC, run by your Secretary of State's son, is now the arbiter of public morality. Welcome to the ChrisTaliban States of Amerikkka. Lick Bush in 2004.

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  148. The next time i find myself on live TV... by theghost · · Score: 1

    I must remember to say "Fuck the fucking fucked-up fuckers at FCC."

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  149. Wasn't this... by hangareighteen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The whole FUCKING point of the V-Chip. I thought broadcasters were supposed to put stupid little tags in their broadcast that announced exactly what the current program contains. Don't like references to drugs, fine.. your TV can filter that out for you. Don't like swearing, fine.. deal with it. Otherwise, get your grubby hands off of my television programming, I don't need some highly subjective entity deciding exactly what is "fit" for broadcast or consuption by the public.

    Democracy is a scary scary thing.

    1. Re:Wasn't this... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      What Bono said was on a live show. What Janet showed was on a live show.

    2. Re:Wasn't this... by hangareighteen · · Score: 1

      Of course you aren't going to prevent every little act of stupidity that
      slips across the ariwaves. That's why you issue fines, and move on. The
      tremendously stupid act is trying to make the world 100% safe.

  150. In my house, we say... by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    "crap circle" :-)

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    1. Re:In my house, we say... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      "crap chute"? ...I meant "crap shoot"!

  151. Anyone else up for a nice game of hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because a crusty old musictian who doesn't know the 90's are over, and Howard Stern are cartoons. In fact they're indistinguishable from the smurfs.

    And how the hell are kids going to hear the f-bomb dropped on the air between 6am and 10pm anyway? When I was a tot I sure as hell wasn't driving myself to school, with my windows down, and my system up shouting "Where my bitches at" to the thumping nubian rythems. I was with my parents, or at daycare, or at school, or with my parents.

    And if South Park is his kids favorite cartoon, might I suggest he try to act in his own fucking stated intrests.

    The funny thing is out here in seattle, there are these guys who run porn on public access, and generally look like serial killers in their spare time which appears considerable. The porn can only be on after 1am. People are trying to get these shows kicked off because, "children might be watching." First off children watching public access? WTF? Secondly at 1 am!? And the fact that they might be seeing porn is their most pressing problem? Indeed.

    Fuck you stupid little bitches who want to childproof the world. Fuck you in your stupid asses. The Smurfs should not be entertainment enough for everyone. Perhaps instead of always crying for the children, you might be so bold as to try and raise them.

  152. I can't define malfeasant abuse of power by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but I know it when I see it.

    Impeach Bush now.

    Your constitution is counting on you.

  153. Re:Long overdue FCC! -Your Opinion Should be Heard by DumbSwede · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I guess the Slashdot attitude is "we hate censorship and will censor anyone who advocates censorship of any kind".

    Why does the word "FUCK" need to be said in broadcast media? Freedom of speech used to mean the ability to freely disseminate any idea without fear of reprisal; now it means vocal minorities have the right to have their words forced into our ears. Other than discussion of the use of the word "FUCK" what ideas are censored by not being able to use the word "FUCK" on network feeds, which as this poster notes are seen and listened to by children?

    It would seem the average slashdotter has no problem with strangers going up to other peoples' children and using any string of obscenities they want.

    Maybe the FCC has gone too far, maybe it hasn't, but it sickens me to see how quickly the knee jerk liberal Slashdot bias is enforced by moderators who clearly didn't have enough time to ready the article in question before modding this comment down.

    Other than pre-recording and screening all TV-programming how are parents supposed to ensure their children receive wholesome fare? You may not think the word "FUCK" is harmful for a young child to hear (or other words or images), but that would only be your opinion not a provable fact.

    I'm sure if Jason Timberlake hadn't just exposed Janet Jackson's boob, but actually torn all her clothes off and sodomized her for fifteen minutes with extreme camera close-ups and slow motion replay -- that too would be just fine with a great many as well.

    Is there really no line at all?

  154. That's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While crime rules many of our streets, while we wage war with terrorists that we created ourselves.
    While jobs are outsourced, and we have largest budget deficit ever. Corporate crime is at it's peek...
    Let make sure that are kids are safe from 'profane' language. And while we're at it, let's make sure they are safe from all words that are 'offensive', and while we're at that, why not safe them from all words that may potentially imply any criticism of anything. We wouldn't want to burden our kids with so much responsibility making decisions.

    Because, if we can't talk about things, than maybe these things do just exist in our imagination. Ahh, I feel so relaxed now.

    Thanks you very much big FCC.

  155. how much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much of my tax money if going to making sure that people Iraq have more of a right to free speech than i do?

    here is what upsets me, the billion dollar deficit, my 30 year friends who can't get health insurance, jobs leaving the country, fellow americans dying in other parts of the world

    fix this stuff then we can get to TV/Radio

  156. Bad news for Comedy Central by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess that means we won't be seeing gems like this anymore....

    KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!
    CARTMAN: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' Jew!
    MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
    CARTMAN: "Jew"?
    KYLE: No, he's talkin' about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fatass.
    MR. GARRISON: Kyle!
    CARTMAN: Why the fuck not?
    MR. GARRISON: Eric!
    STAN: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
    MR. GARRISON: Stanley!
    KENNY: Fuck.
    MR. GARRISON: Kenny!
    CARTMAN: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
    MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?
    KIDS: [gasping]
    MR. GARRISON: What did you say?
    CARTMAN: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [speaking through bullhorn] "How would you like, to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
    KYLE: Holy shit, dude.

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    1. Re:Bad news for Comedy Central by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comedy Central is cable, so they aren't under the same restrictions thank god.

    2. Re:Bad news for Comedy Central by panck · · Score: 1

      and in the spirit of more Parker & Stone indecency:
      Princess!

      (use password triotest/triotest)

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      "What thou shalt not, I shalt did!" -Bart Simpson
    3. Re:Bad news for Comedy Central by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      That was in the movie, so it really doesn't matter (although I think Comedy Central did air the movie uncut at some point)

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      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  157. Thought control on top of it all. by jonnylawUSA · · Score: 1

    Mmmm...I love my police state. Will I next not be able to put profane words on my website? or tattoo them on my body either? I guess liberty wasn't overrated after all.

  158. All 7 of them by Ipingforpong · · Score: 1

    This is complete bullshit I mean this is so stupid, why don't they just piss all over the Constitution? I mean what the fuck? The FCC is once again being a total cunt. Whoever decided what words you can and can't say is being another Republican cocksucker. I according to the 1st amendment have the right to say motherfucker. Oh yeah and tits.

  159. Nipples vs. Beheadings by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    What never ceases to amaze me in our country (US) is the extreme differences in reaction to violence vs. nudity.

    Make a list of all the parents who were "horrified" that their kids were exposed to a nipple during the Super Bowl.

    Now from that list see how many of those kids were allowed, even encouraged, to watch TV/movies depicting violent deaths, gun fights, explosions with flying bodies, etc.

    A breast. Panic.

    A beheading. Cheer.

    No wonder we're so fucked up as a nation.

  160. Re:Damn it! (religious right and Oprah) by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The FCC's ruling is really, really fucking awful.

    Let's be honest and clear about this too - it is not just the FCC who is doing this, they are getting lots of pressure from the religious right on these issues. This is a perfect example of how a specialty group is directly influencing the government.

    The FCC looks like a bunch of idiots over these issues. They are bringing up issues that are *YEARS* old, and fining people for them. The issue they are fining Howard Stern over is from 2001.

    I listen to Stern on occasion, and have been more frequently recently. This morning was a fantastic illustration of how stupid this all is. He played a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show, where Jimmy was defending Howard. He said that they should be going after the filthiest person on TV - Oprah. Jimmy then played a clip from the Oprah show, where she was talking with some women about sex things. They were laughing and having a good time. One of the women mentioned "tossing salad" , and then proceeded to describe what it was. When Howard played this clip, it was bleeped (time delay removed) from his show. He begged his GM to let him play the clip. It was from Oprah, which runs in the mid-afternoon.

    Here is the point - Oprah can get away with this kind of talk on her show, but Howard gets fined for something not nearly as graphic from 2001? He has a great argument - if they play the clip and get fined, the FCC would HAVE to fine Oprah. They would never fine Oprah. If they didn't, they would be obvious hypocrites, and if they did they would be showing the world how stupid they are behaving. You don't mess with Oprah. It would make national news if Oprah was fined for indecency.

    It is all a big joke, and the religious right is standing firmly behind this one. They have strong ties to Senators (giving them cheap housing) as well as other government officials. Hell, some government officials ARE part of the religious right - all the way up to the drunk-driving President and Vice President. (1 and 2 offenses respectively)

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  161. Reminds me of something by mkro · · Score: 1

    When the Taliban seized power in Afghanistan in the late 90's, they disallowed women from working, forced adult men to wear beards and banned music, they killed adulterers and homosexuals. Of course, they also banned the heroin industry there, which encouraged help from abroad.

    Why I am mentioning this? No, no reason. -1 Offtopic, as the kids call it these days.

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    I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him.
  162. Fuck the FCC.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, fuck em.

    Fuck them for trying to censor anyone's speach on radio or TV.

    And fuck ultra liberals for trying to censor our thoughts and speach on collage campuses.

    The right and left are making the USA feel like a nation where we soon will not be able to say, do, or think anything besides what our approved advertisers tell us to do, say, oh and buy.

    Fuck this shit.

    Yep, somedays I believe that I am an illegitimete love child of George Carlin, wanna make something outta it assholes?

    Have a nice day!

  163. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by hng_rval · · Score: 1

    Didn't he actually say "f-ing"? I'm pretty sure he was accurately quoted in the /. synopsis. Not only are they censoring words like fuck, but their derivatives as well.

    Of course, I'm too lazy to search for the exact text, so I could be wrong here.

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    Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
  164. Well fuck you FCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who the fuck gave them the god damn, mutha fuckin permission to tell me how to speak and what is sanctioned by the state. Fuck bush and all his rich circle jerking asshole buddies. I'm sure they're all laughing their asses off as they suck each other's cocks off.

  165. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by freuddot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The poster uses "fucking" all over his analysis on his website. The fact that fucking is censored in the slashdot post is only an indication that the editor ( at /. ) censored it.

    Why ? Ask Michael, or Michael's boss.

    J.

  166. Re:Damn it! (religious right and Oprah) by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

    the worst offender is the AG. look up an article about him in a recent Vanity Fair (or whatever). i believe the title of the article is John Ashcroft's Patriot Games. how this guy is an elected official freaks me the hell out. he's a Christian Mullah Omar.

    nice writeup though. GOSAND .... OUT! =)

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    vodka, straight up, thank you!
  167. Try this... by UrinalFresh · · Score: 1

    Try pronouncing F-C-C as a word.... does that mean they get banned?

    1. Re:Try this... by r_cerq · · Score: 1

      Better: Try defining FCC as Fucking Censoring Cunts.

  168. this is why we have the right to bear arms. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Remember that, in no uncertain terms, things like this are exactly why we have the right to bear arms. Shoot the fuckers in the head, NOW.

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  169. Relevant Example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am deeply deeply offended by anyone who would oppose the war against Iraq. To this end, all news, images, or talk displayed on television by war dissenters shall be banned.

    1. Re:Relevant Example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot:
      Sieg Heil!

  170. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Fuck yeah! Fuck that fucking shit. Fuck all those fuckers who fucking censor a fucking quote, fucking even if the fucking quote is fucking dumb and the fucking quoted is a fucking idiot. Fuck you all, you fucking fucks. (15/39; I'm fucking slipping.)

  171. Tits!?!? by strike2867 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know why Tits is on the list?

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    1. Re:Tits!?!? by r_cerq · · Score: 1

      'cause they don't have Nice Tits like the British, so they're jealous.

  172. Correction by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

    The article wasn't quite right.

    Actully he said, "This is really, really fucking brilliant."

  173. Airwaves belong to the people by Kenrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The airwaves are owned by the People - private concerns just rent them. The government administers the airwaves on behalf of the People. Licensees of the public airwaves are NOT entitled to use the airwaves for any purpose other than that granted in the license - if the licensee doesn't like the "no profane" speech requirement, then the licensee can find another distribution avenue - there are plenty of them (internet, press, cable & satellite). Just because you have the right to free speech doesn't mean you have to the right to have your speech subsidized by the People (and it is a subsidy, since we are talking about the allocation of a scarce public resource).

    The FCC doesn't just regulate obscene content - what about the "equal time" requirements? What about the public service message requirements?

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  174. intercourse the penguin! by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    I hope all languages and religions are given equal treatment.

    In my native language, Microsoft is both profane and indecent!

  175. Act like a father!! by tickticker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter,

    Then stop being a father and human and start acting like one and teach your kids what is right and wrong, how to act polite with company, what they should and shouldn't watch, yada yada yada

    Nothing gets done just looking at it or waiting for others to do it!

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    my sig censors your lame ass

  176. Re:Damn it! (religious right and Oprah) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ashcroft is not an elected official, he's an appointed official.

  177. Re:Damn it! (religious right and Oprah) by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

    sorry, my bad.

    however, his offenses while gov of missouri and us senator are hardly any better.

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    vodka, straight up, thank you!
  178. Forrest Gump on the FCC by billstewart · · Score: 1

    "Stupid is as stupid does"

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  179. Indicative of the American mentality by Zathras26 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just reminds me, yet again, of how messed up Americans' values are in so many ways, a fact that was first brought to my attention when I went to the United Kingdom (my first trip abroad) back in 1995. Over there, TV is not censored, at least not to the degree that it is here. They leave in nudity, sex, profanity, and all the other stuff. There's very little protest about it because they have a much more mature attitude -- they believe that adults should be allowed to watch whatever they want to watch without having the government tell them whether or not it's OK for them. More importantly, they also believe that if there's a show that has sex, violence, profanity, or anything else they might happen to find offensive, the proper course of action is to change the channel or turn off the set, not to say that nobody else at all should be allowed to see that stuff on TV.

    I wish we had that attitude here. As others have said, I find religious junk like "The 700 Club" highly offensive, but I simply don't watch it -- and I don't expect the government to ban it. People who want to see it should be allowed to without government interference, just as people who want to see "Die Hard" uncut should be allowed to without government interference as well.

    1. Re:Indicative of the American mentality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep.. I visted Itally in the same time period...

      Movies like 9 and a half Weeks .. Unedited at 9PM .. Game shows that were along the lines of stripping for $$$... sigh.. Good times...

  180. What?! Doesn't fcc's action prove otherwise? by Diaspar · · Score: 1

    You are really confusing things here. The FCC previously established that bono's words weren't uttered with sexual intent... but now they are saying that words themselves are illegal no matter what the intent is!!! THAT is the whole point of people's outrage over this

    1. Re:What?! Doesn't fcc's action prove otherwise? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I think what people are actually outraged about is the fact that they want to regulate speech at all. If they said that they were regulating speech that was used in a sexual intent we'd still be outraged.

  181. fuck the fcc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck it.

  182. Potter Stewart's Dead since 1985 by billstewart · · Score: 1
    ... which I suppose doesn't stop your recommendation from being appropriate.... or you could ask Martha instead.


    (Most of us Stewarts are descended from Walter Fitzalan, third high Steward of Scotland, and/or from peasants on the land of various Stewart landlords (since Scots traditionally used somebody-son-of-somebody naming rather than inherited last names) or slaves of people named Stewart. I'm not aware of any close relationship between my family and Martha or Potter, but I do know bad decorating when I see it.)

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  183. Catalyst by mirio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although I disagree terribly with any form on censorship, we should at least try to understand why so many people were upset about the Janet Jackson SuperBowl fiasco. Many Slashdotters are (rightfully) stating that parents should take charge of what their children are watching. This is precisely why people were so upset with the breast-baring SuperBowl. They were thinking that of all things on TV, their kids should be able to watch what is perhaps the most viewed annual sporting event in the world.

    That's it, folks. I'm not saying I agree with the FCC's kneejerk reaction, but this is why people are upset and we should aknowledge it when discussing this topic.

    Having said that, I do believe that there is no cause for relegating broadcast & cable television to G-rated content. If you don't like the services rendered to you, don't patronize it.

  184. Armchair moralists by maximilln · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a disturbing trend within our society: armchair moralists. Everyone wants to legislate their own personal interpretation of moral and good and the government is left grasping for the most acceptable edition in order to continue to win votes on artificial topics around election times.

    When are people going to wake up and start taking care of their own households before they start passing gargantuan federal mandates? Watch TV with your children and monitor the viewing. Spend time with your children and don't let them play alone. Go out with your children and show them through example what proper behavior is. Expecting the government to raise your children, police your society, and walk your dog for you is only going to lead to more laws and regulations about speech, traffic, and dog-poop.

    Then again... when the citizens pay close to 50% or more in taxes (12.5% social security, +federal, +state, +local, +6% sales, +gasoline, +energy, +cable, +alcohol, +tobacco, +registration fees, +school participation fees which are supposed to be funded by preexisting taxes, +real estate taxes, etc.)... shouldn't they be entitled to expect this sort of warm security blanket from their big brother?

    We're going to end up with the one-size fits all security blanket if you rich yuppies and soccer moms don't get your heads out of your asses and then no one will be happy.

    Don't give me any crap about voting, either. As one of the oldest forms of decision making known to civilized man, any decision (eg. election) which relies on the democratic process is inherently RIGGED.

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  185. What part of "Congress Shall Make No Law..." by Brett+Glass · · Score: 1

    does the FCC does not understand?

    1. Re:What part of "Congress Shall Make No Law..." by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, FCC != Congress. Then again, I'm Canadian, so I don't know how your system works (or doesn't, as the case seems to be).

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  186. Can you say "trespassing"? by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    If I walk into someone's house and read their financial data, even if they leave it out on the table or in an unlocked cabinet, I will still be trespassing. If I use it for anything, I may be guilty of other crimes, unless he posted it on the front lawn, in which case it was fair game, but I don't think a common server used by both parties but with different permissions counts as a front lawn.

    The content is probably not as important as the fact that it was obtained illegally. For an administration that wanted to bring honor back to the government, this seems slightly more hypocritical than usual.

    P.S. Is it more cynical that the Democrats are stalemating high-level conservative judges because of their color or that the Republicans chose them on that basis (so that they would be hard to reject)?

  187. ba ba booooey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ba ba booooey ba ba booooey ba ba booooey

  188. .sig response... by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

    Okay my collection now includes:

    any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

    any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced

    any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

    any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo

    any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from government

    any sufficiently well-organized government is indistinguishable from bullshit

    technology = magic, for sufficiently advanced values of technology and magic

    Anyone want to add more? Or for that matter, step forward and take credit--most if not all of these are from /. .sigs.

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    I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
  189. God Damn It? by Fubar420 · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered, in television, they always bleep out the word God in the phrase "God Dammit" or they'll bleep out Damn if the phrase is simply "Damn it"

    Now, I'm of a very lenient type, and I think it should be the PARENTS responsibility to, oh say, PARENT, since plenty adults rather enjoy free conversation in the expression of speech, but I have to ask, since the US constituation states:

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances"

    I have to wonder, seeing as it not only says that congress may not abridge freedom of speech, AND that their laws cannot 'respect an establishment of religion' (and perhaps I'm just conveniently misinterpreting, but I know what it's supposed to [traditionally] be read as), but in all honesty, is it the right of the government to censor words related to religion, or the expression of one?

    The government here, is clearly doing it to protect religious interests (and no I'm not trying to troll here), which, while special interests make the world go round, I find curious when while a majority of the populous may be indifferent to it, we have bonefid laws on the books that say roughly "Thou shalt not take thy lords name in vain"

    IANAL, but if theres' one out there who happens to agree w/ me (and likes working for fame not fortune :-P) , drop me a line, I'd love to take the FCC to court over this, just because I think censorship in general should be left TO THE INDIVIDUAL.

    Admittedly, having this stuff thrown at you (Janet's tit, or Fuck in the middle of an awards ceremony) may be out of line, but every TV station I know of now rates their own programming. Can't we simply say "If you don't wanna hear it, dont watch TV-MA"?

    I mean really, every bloody TV out there has the VChip, and every parent _should_ know what their children are watching. As a child, I had great parents who both worked, but they still protected me from what they saw as indecent for their children. And that's their right, I grand them that, but I'm sick of someone elses parent, telling me as an adult what I can and cannot hear / see / whatever, ESPECIALLY IF I CAN DISABLE TUNING IT IN ON MY OWN TV. If I didn't want to see nudity, or hear swearing, those are _all_ options on my television, my cable box, AND my tivo.

    *Sigh*

    Let's face it, people like to believe that they are right at any cost, and that _their_ morality should be the morality that rules the world (country). But can we all just take a few feet back, and realize that just because you dont like it, you don't have to listen.

    Same as the written word, or movies. You know the rating, you know the content from the back of the book, and you know what you're getting into. If you're going to be offended, censor yourself.

    Ok, I'm done now.

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  190. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by skinny.net · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with the language, not in the least fucking bit; it is appropriate to the topic.

    It is also the submitter's and the slashdot editors' responsibilities to be professional. This is a work friendly site, and I like to opportunity to choose to go into the uncensored discussions.

    There was a story a few months ago where goddamn was used in the story description on the front page. I commented on it, got called a religious zealot fuckhead idiot (i'm none of those (to me at least)) and got modded insightful, troll, insightful, overrated, troll and flamebait.

    I think the right thing was done today.

  191. Too Much American TV by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Here in Canada almost anything goes. Maybe we're more open minded. Maybe we're a little less uptight. Maybe we watch a little too much American TV.

    You're watching "a little too much American TV" ...?

    Man, that's like saying you're getting a little too much nerve gas in your diet ....

    -kgj

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  192. skewed values by no-body · · Score: 1
    By my books, the right to free expression has more weight than the flimsy "don't hurt my feelings" attitude of certain individuals and the lot feeding on it.

    This is higly manipulative - in a person to person situation, one person tries to maipulate the other by putting a demeaning value on speech or outer appearance (for example).

    Same goes for human dignity - deeply violated by police and military behavior. Look at Guantanamo Bay, War on Drugs, how people protesting are treated, prisons, etc. Human dignity is worth shit in comparison to the purposes it's being sacrificed!

    Clearly shows what wimps of people are in charge. Nobody there has the courage to keep this from happening - disgusting!

  193. On/Off switch won't work... by wift · · Score: 1

    unless it has precognative powers to knows Janet is gonna flash her boob or Bono decides to use a verb as an adjective.

    I curse more than a Eminem song but my kid knows not to repeat it. My son is up playing during sitcoms where more than enough vulgar things are on. He catches some of it. Shame on the network or shame on me?

    Fuck the FCC. I'm getting more than paranoid about the religious agendas of some of these known and unknown sects. It's not the religion, it's the people that are screwy.

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  194. "Public" Air Waves -- Public Internet? by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    Right now, much of the justification for the FCC censoring radio and television is based on assertion that the Public owns the airwaves (and therefore allows the majority to determine what gets banned).

    Obvsiously, the next logical step in regulation - after tv and radio - will be the Internet. And I'm not thinking about obvious targets like pornography here. No, I think they will sart with Salon.com articles that use the "F word," health sites that depict women's health issues (in 4-color graphic detail), web sites showing the uncensored Janet boobie incident video (SHOCKING!) or any number of the flash animations that we know and love.

    But there's a problem here (which obviously has been discussed many times in many venues - but is no less applicable here):

    "The Internet" is not owned by the Public.

    Sure, they can prosecute people that run servers in US territory. But I wonder: will the US government start blocking "indecent" and "profane" web pages located on servers in other countries? And what will they do about people accessing banned sites though distribued networks like Free Net?

    How will the "Public" react when they discover that they don't "own" the Internet - that they Government can't "protect" them - that the only way not see "indecent" images or ideas will be to exercise a little personal choice?

    It's not going to be pretty.

  195. Profane: to treat (something sacred) with abuse by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Which is okay if they're Muslims, or Jews, or Christians who don't agree with you. Can't really call that sacred, since its all, you know Heathen and shit.

    I fer one think we should go a few steps farther and kill anyone who is doing anything profane. The American flag is sacred, so first we kill anyone who messes with the flag (or Texas). Then comes Jesus, so everyone who hasn't seen Passion yet has to die. Then we kill anyone who has a sense of humor, because if it's funny, it's making fun of somethign, and thats abuse, and theys gotta die.

    Les see, what else? Well, I figger since 'bout everyone in the world is heathen, I'm goin ta hafta start in Europe, and work my way back around. I kin purty much tell when someone is you know, profanin, so I figger I'd best be the one to decide who's got to go.

    By the time I'm dun, it'll be jest me and ma dawg, and I ain't so shur 'bout him. He looks a little queer.

    Let it be a lesson to posterity; if you create a country based on freedoms, all you get is a buncha freaks who spend their time trying to kill the freedoms they don't care about or understand.

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    1. Re:Profane: to treat (something sacred) with abuse by October_30th · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      treat (something sacred) with abuse

      You should be modded up for that alone.

      Anything "sacred" - god, religion, atheism, science, nation, capitalism, communism - should be publicly abused, beaten all over and dragged through the mud with absolutely no respect.

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    2. Re:Profane: to treat (something sacred) with abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked it up:

      It said something like "desecrate a cemetary", can someone help me out here please.

      I'm f-ck'n out there, and those m-ther f-ck'n hollywood pictures told me all f-ck'n english I know.

    3. Re:Profane: to treat (something sacred) with abuse by October_30th · · Score: 1
      What's your point?

      I find cemetaries abhorrent waste of space as well. Burn the empty shell into ashes and let it fly with the wind...

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      The owls are not what they seem
  196. This is living proof by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence.

    I'm dead serious when I say that too.

    This kind of crap never made any sense to me when I was a kid, and it makes even less sense now. Who are these cretins who are so afraid of "bad words" anyway? What kind of bizarre "thoughts" go through their minds that would lead them to go as far as exerting political pressure on the government to protect them from these words?

    I just don't get it. Even the "Its for the children!" argument doesn't hold water in my book. Kids need to be protected from many things, but words are not among them. Besides, if these words were truly evil or harmful in some way, they quite simply would have died out ages ago. No one would know them because our ancestors would have stopped using them. The very fact that they have persisted in our language proves that they are harmless. There is simply a legion of brain-dead morons who believe they are. The world would be a much better place if they didn't breed more of themselves.

    You can mark this bullshit down under 'A' for absurd.

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    1. Re:This is living proof by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I know just what you mean. Harmful and evil things go away on their own all the time. My grandfather doesn't even remember the last time someone was murdered or robbed.

      I agree with you entirely. The only things that are immoral or indecent are the things that very obviously harm people (We reserve the right to define "harm" and "obvious" as we see fit, of course). People who don't agree with our assumptions about reality can't possibly have a valid viewpoint. They are just complete and utter morons who we should probably consider torturing to death and eating, not necessarily in that order.

    2. Re:This is living proof by apocalypse76 · · Score: 1

      Yes, from what I can tell it's the 50% of population that thinks it's ok to use these words in front of millions that is braindead. We are supposed to be civilized, but when there is garbage like this on TV how can we say that? It's not about the language, it's about what that stands for which is chaos/unordered lifestyles and being disrespectful. When you have enough self-confidence to know you don't have to try to get attention by saying f-this or f-that you will understand.

    3. Re:This is living proof by Nuge · · Score: 0

      "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me" It's WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!! "The word 'Jesus' is offensive to me, please ban it!!!!!!!!!!! " That's what you sound like

    4. Re:This is living proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence.

      I'm dead serious when I say that too.

      This kind of crap never made any sense to me when I was a kid, and it makes even less sense now. Who are these cretins who are so afraid of "goatse.cx" anyway? What kind of bizarre "thoughts" go through their minds that would lead them to go as far as exerting political pressure on the government to protect them from goatse.cx?

      I just don't get it. Even the "Its for the children!" argument doesn't hold water in my book. Kids need to be protected from many things, but goatse.cx is not among them. Besides, if goatse.cx were truly evil or harmful in some way, it quite simply would have died out ages ago. No one would know goatse.cx because our ancestors would have stopped using goatse.cx. The very fact that goatse.cx has persisted proves that goatse.cx is harmless. There is simply a legion of brain-dead morons who believe they are. The world would be a much better place if they didn't breed more of themselves.

      You can mark this bullshit down under 'A' for absurd.

    5. Re:This is living proof by demon · · Score: 1

      This kind of crap never made any sense to me when I was a kid, and it makes even less sense now. Who are these cretins who are so afraid of "bad words" anyway?

      The really funny part is, if anything, my parents used far worse language than anything I ever remember hearing in a movie, on TV, or on the radio. Where do these people think kids usually learn bad language? I'll bet in most cases, they hear far worse, and far MORE, at home, from their OWN PARENTS no less, than from any form of media. Has any research ever been done about THAT?

      Just my own opinion on the subject...

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      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
    6. Re:This is living proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GENIUS MAN! GENIUS!

    7. Re:This is living proof by sublimespot · · Score: 1

      You is very good at English.
      You is right that the millions is braindead.

    8. Re:This is living proof by archivis · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid my parents hardly ever swore in front of me...but man when they did! You *knew* things had just hit the fan and were about to descend on someones head...

      The only reason to censor cursing on TV is to make sure the words maintain their power, because they are diluted by overuse. That's a good thing, it means I can keep offending the fundamentalist tightwads with a few choice syllables.

      They do it to themselves.

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  197. Simple solution for it all... by innerweb · · Score: 1
    I simply have no TV or Radio connected that the kids can use. Seems ghastly to some, but for some strange reason, I do not have the problems with my kids that I routinely hear about from other kids' parents.

    InnerWeb

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    Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
  198. This isn't about speech or religion by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

    This isn't about freedom of speech or freedom of religion. "This is f*cking brilliant" is not protected speech, never has been, and never will be, and you don't have to be religious to find certain phrases vulgar or offensive.

    You can rant and rave all you want about this, but there is plenty of legal precedence for what can be considered protected speech. To use an example that /. readers can comprehend SCO can not claim that "All your Linux base belong to us," and then pretend they are merely exercising their right to free speech when it is shown that in fact they don't own all of your Linux bases.

    You might disagree with this, and you might even feel that the use of vulgar language should be encouraged over public broadcasts. However, the vast majority of folks disagree with you.

    1. Re:This isn't about speech or religion by Darth · · Score: 1

      "This is f*cking brilliant" is not protected speech, never has been, and never will be, and you don't have to be religious to find certain phrases vulgar or offensive.

      actually, it is. The barometer for when speech falls outside of first amendment protection is if it represents a clear and present danger of bringing about substantive evils.

      i dont think any reasonable person would say the phrase "this is fucking brilliant" meets that requirement.

      To use an example that /. readers can comprehend SCO can not claim that "All your Linux base belong to us," and then pretend they are merely exercising their right to free speech when it is shown that in fact they don't own all of your Linux bases.

      actually, until this point of contention is ruled on by a court, SCO can claim that everyone owes them linux licensing fees. Until they prove their claim, nobody has to believe them, though.

      and in case you hadn't noticed, that is exactly what is happening. SCO is claiming everyone owes them money for using Linux, and nobody is believing them.

      Once a court rules against them, you're right that they cannot say it at that point, but that's because it is fraud. The substantive harm is provable by IBM, Red Hat, etc. at that point.

      You might disagree with this, and you might even feel that the use of vulgar language should be encouraged over public broadcasts. However, the vast majority of folks disagree with you.

      and you base this assertion about the vast majority of people on.....what?

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      Darth --
      Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
  199. UHoh by spiritraveller · · Score: 1
    Commissioner Kathleen Abernathy
    Although I support applying the definition of "profane" as discussed in Tallman to this particular incident, this too is a new finding by the Commission. The courts never applied the standard in Tallman to an isolated broadcast of the fword and the FCC has never used this definition in any analysis of "profane" content, let alone the use of expletives. Rather, "profane language" has historically been interpreted in a legal sense to mean blasphemy. Moreover, the Mass Media Bureau in a document entitled "The Public and Broadcasting" stated that "[p]rofanity that does not fall under one of the above two categories [indecency or obscenity] is fully protected by the First Amendment and cannot be regulated." [footnotes omitted]

    OMG, an FCC Commissioner mentioning the First Amendment...

    Bzzzt! Opinion too nuanced!

    The terrorists have already won.

    No reappointment for you!

  200. FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Rather than outlawing consentual activities and perfectly legal activities, I'd rather they regulated showing all the illegal stuff that they show on TV.

    Why's it OK to show people getting shot, robbing banks, beating each other up, etc; while everyday ordanary dialog is being censored.

    I'd much rather my kid was exposed to a handful of swearwords and see the occasional brest, then be shown TV shows that makes them think everyone's a criminal so it must be OK.

    Movie dialog like threats like "I'm going to kill you" are far more harmful to kids than "oh shit".

    How about a law:

    • If a TV show, movie, etc has all legal content (consentual sex, non-threatening speach) it's OK.
    • If it has illegal content assaults including threats of violence (regardless of the language), unconsentual sex, murdor, etc, it's rated R at least.
    1. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...unconsentual sex, murdor, etc, it's rated R at least.

      Outlaw Mordor! Er, wait...

    2. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Mitreya · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree with your sentiment, but I think that anything that has "unconsentual sex" is rated NC-17 or Unrated already.

      Murder, on the other hand, barely affects the rating. I am still mystified as to how Disney managed to get a G (a G!) rating on a cartoon that depicts a murder of a human being (Pocahontas).

    3. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you crazy?

      There are rapes a-plenty in R rated movies.

      The Cell was rated R and that was some seriously fucked up shit-- slowly drowning captives in a water tight cell then bleaching and fucking their corpses. Though other scenes were really beautiful and it had nice costumes.

    4. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by osobear · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Definetly agree.
      We need to realize what actually is and isn't a bad influence on everybody (face it, kids aren't the only ones to condone violence because they are over-exposed to it). Profanity only has power if we grant it power, and censoring it is the fastest way to do that. There's nothing wrong with saying "oh shit" if we say that there isn't, but murder is always wrong.

      Basically, the FCC needs to censor and rate less on content and more on themes. Murder seems to be ok if you don't show the actual murder scene, and that just doesn't make sense. It works the same way for drug use, robbery, arsen, you name it.

      I'd much prefer to walk down the halls of a high school and hear "fuck, that test was hard" than "Darn, that was a hard test, I'd like to kill Mr. Smith for giving it to us."

    5. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the FCC does that is because TV only shows what really happens everyday. Normal, good, hardworking Americans don't swear, or run about naked. They only shoot each other. :)

      But seriously for a moment, and I know this is cliche, but what good is it going to do if you strip violence, and all other sorts of horrible things from your child's life? He/she will probably then just grow up thinking nothing bad ever happens and then reality will shock their system entirely. Then they will become more bent than any of us pre-bent people.

      I mean, to me, it's better to be pre-bent in the way that society deems relatively acceptable by your parents, or whatever figure raises you through childhood(provided you aren't raised by the Dutch, or other such evil entities) than to go through life up until the moment reality hits you, and bend to an unacceptable degree.

    6. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. Rape can be seen on network TV during primetime or even earlier. It's not too explicit of course. However, it's obvious what's going on. At the time (mid 80's), I didn't even have cable.

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    7. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by doktorjayd · · Score: 0

      now if only they could apply this to anything coming from the whitehouse at the moment, the world WOULD be a better place ;)

    8. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      I think the law should include all shows discussing religion, politics or law should begin with a disclaimer that the content within is dangerous to your pursuit of life, liberty, and/or happiness.

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      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
    9. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by humanerror · · Score: 1
      I'd rather they regulated showing all the illegal stuff that they show on TV.

      How would that work, exactly?

      It wasn't until 1967 that the US Supreme Court ruled that laws against interracial marriage were unconstitutional. Before that time, it was illegal in many states to marry "outside one's race." If only "legal stuff" were allowed on the airwaves, The Jeffersons would have been banned if it had been in circulation pre-1967.

      The definition of what's legal and not changes over time, and is always subject to interpretation... that's what all those lawyers and judges spend some of their time doing. While it may seem perfectly obvious and unquestionable to you or to me that consensual relations between mentally and emotionally stable adults should not be illegal, there are plenty of folks who hold a rather different view, and the conflict of those views is often played out on legal battlefields.

      Beyond that, how would such a system of regulation handle the portrayal of lawful and absolutely essential actions such as solving crimes, if it could not portray the crime? How could there be a meaningful treatment of the effects of abuse if the ugly reality of it cannot be brought into the light of day?

      Your plan is much more about censorship than any currently in place. Laws are not the answer. Regulating the consumption of inappropriate, obscene, vulgar, profane, or illegal acts presented in the form of entertainment should begin and end with the Individual, not the State.

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    10. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Never really did work out why it was ok for someone to see a dismembered corpse(artificial or not) on network tv or even in a pg movie, but you see a nipple and you're rated R or worse. I don't know about you, but I think that 99.9999% of people in the world have seen a female nipple at some point in their lives and most of those people weren't traumatized by it.

    11. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh please not the "for the children" shit...

      I'd much rather my kid was exposed to a handful of swearwords and see the occasional brest, then be shown TV shows that makes them think everyone's a criminal so it must be OK.

      Damn, too late.

      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    12. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by quantum+bit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember the rule of thumb: it's ok to see breasts on TV as long as they are mangled beyond recognition.

    13. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather explain everything to my children than have the government tell me what is appropriate for my children and I to see, hear, read, say, etc...............

    14. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?
      Why is the nice woman bad for having a penis in her mouth?!
    15. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by SHendrie · · Score: 1

      How about the TV or radio just have what it is going to have and the audience determine what they want to watch and what they don't? My parents seemed to do a good job making sure I wasn't watching stuff a kid shouldn't see. I am doing the same as a parent now. Now in my 30s, I don't think I need someone, other than me, making that determination.

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    16. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Are you by any chance referring to the so-called "legalized drugs" we're supposed to have in The Netherlands?

      Around here, smoking weed is for losers. In America, it is cool.

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    17. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?

      IMHO it's much worse to shoot someone (self defense, excepted) than to have a penis in a mouth (so long as it's not being bitten.

    18. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      parent wrote: I'd much prefer to walk down the halls of a high school and hear "fuck, that test was hard" than "Darn, that was a hard test, I'd like to kill Mr. Smith for giving it to us."

      very well put. If I hadn't already posted here, I'd mod you up.

    19. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it wasn't LK's penis!

    20. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by patternjuggler · · Score: 1
      Why's it OK to show people getting shot, robbing banks, beating each other up, etc; while everyday ordanary dialog is being censored.

      This is by far the most irritating argument I've seen that comes up every single time censor ship and ratings are brought up, on slashdot or anywhere. It's not ok to show real people getting killed for real (as is it not ok to do that on video or not), but it's okay to show a fictional dramatic staging of such an event. Nobody died. Ordinary dialogue is censored, for better or worse, because there's no difference between hearing it from a movie and hearing it in real life- how do you 'fake' words and sound waves?

      Blockquoting myself:

      Somehow killing people isnt as bad as taking drugs...

      The contention is that killing people is obviously wrong (you wouldn't want someone to kill you) and non-trivial besides (not counting jackasses who have kids and guns that aren't locked up or otherwise kid-proofed). Drugs are much more accessible and frequently have ill-effects or other repercussions that aren't immediately obvious.

      Frequently this same sort argument is applied to sexual imagery or harsh language. Sex is a natural thing that is required for the propagation of the species as well as being more-or-less acceptable in non-repoductive contexts by society if it's between consenting adults. So fundamentally there's nothing wrong with sex, but there's a perceived cost to having young people develop unhealthy attitudes towards it, economic and educational costs to teen pregnancies etc., so we tend to repress sex in culture (not to say repression works, but there it is).

      Language is another thing entirely. There's no physical difference between a someone saying 'shit' in a film and someone uttering it aloud- it's all sound waves. Everything else I'm talking about here has a obvious separation between a actors acting or computer generated simulations and the real thing. So not only is it easy to repeat some given sequence of words, society also perceives a cost to the usage of harsh language- in some situations it can make people angry and otherwise some people would just rather not hear it.

      There's a sort of equation to this- the likelihood of something happening multiplied by the cost of that thing happening is the cost you weigh against other undesirable things.

      -Murder is pretty bad, but the likelihood is extremely low.
      -Illegal drugs are minor to really bad, and the likelihood is moderate.
      -Harsh Language is minor, but the likelihood is extremely high.
      -Sex is sometimes acceptable and sometimes bad, and the likelihood moderate to high (should we make that a 'low' for the slashdot crowd?)

      So there's a snapshot of the complicated moral landscape we have here. The judgements society makes aren't perfect, but they aren't inexplicable by any means. So for god's sake enough with these overly simplistic and tired 'x is worse than y but society represses y more than x' arguments.

    21. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Your plan is much more about censorship than any currently in place."

      Not really, the no-baring a breast is worse censorship. Assuming we have a rating system, shouldn't it reflect the same moral standards that the laws reflect?

      But yeah, no rating system whatsoever would be awesome. just imagine a pet-food commercial with a beastiality theme. wow.

    22. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      "Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?"

      Assuming you've ever had your penis in a mouth, are you calling that woman bad?!? If so, does she know you think she's a bad person?

      (assuming you're male. think tongue and other body part if your gender is not male)

    23. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Assuming you've ever had your penis in a mouth,

      I have no first hand knowledge of it. Please feel free to tell us all about it.

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    24. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not ok to show real people getting killed for real..., but it's okay to show a fictional dramatic staging of such an event. Nobody died. Ordinary dialogue is censored, for better or worse, because there's no difference between hearing it from a movie and hearing it in real life- how do you 'fake' words and sound waves?

      I can create such a dramatical staging -- While filming with the other actors, I'll move my lips silently, so I'm not swearing at them; and later on a sound-stage I'll do a voice-over to add the audio effects. In exactly the same way as your murder analogy, noone was sworn at. Also exactly in the same way as your murder analogy, the viewer can't tell the difference if it was filmed well.

      But I can't fathom why you might want to protect actors from being sworn at - just like boxers can opt-in to being punched, many actors may opt-in to swearing seans.

      Language is another thing entirely. There's no physical difference between a someone saying 'shit' in a film and someone uttering it aloud- it's all sound waves.
      Sure there is. In real life, if you call someone a f*cken sh*thead it hurts him much like assaulting him would. However if I do a dramatic re-enactment of calling someone a fucken shithed by saying it to him in a performance, it doesn't hurt any worse than being stabbed by a plastic knife.
    25. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

      So long as neither the man nor the woman mind the act, I don't think either are bad people.

    26. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Panoramix · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?

      Given the choice, I take explaining the blowjob, any time.

      As a new parent, I know I'll have to explain both eventually. Oral sex (or any kind of non-violent sex, for that matter) is quite easy to explain rationally. Some things are disgusting (shit, I remembered the goatse guy now), and there's the health issue that must be absolutely clear, but all in all it's quite harmless. I don't foresee major difficulties.

      Murder, on the other hand, and any kind of violent and dishonest behaviour, are the real ugly subjects. It gives me the creeps to think that I may screw up there. I have not the slightest idea on how to convey with enough strictness, with zero room for misunderstanding or negotiability, that such things are always shameful and regrettable, very seldomly justifiable, and absolutely never cool. Even though the TV and the movies, and the goddamn kids at school, all say and show otherwise.

      And I'm not saying that violence and dishonesty should be banned from the media. Mass censorship is stupid. But to portray such things as cool, or, for the love of root, as fun, that is criminal. Remember that scene from Pulp Fiction, when Travolta accidentally shoots the guy's head off? The whole theather bursted out with laughter on that one. I shuddered.

      Really, I'd not particularly like it, but I'd much rather see my daughter becoming a porn star, than thief or a murderer.

    27. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-) nice. a spelling flame that made me laugh. i really need a spell-checker feature.

    28. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by glitch23 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'd much rather my kid was exposed to a handful of swearwords and see the occasional brest, then be shown TV shows that makes them think everyone's a criminal so it must be OK.

      You must turn the tv off or tell your children to leave the room once the 2nd half of Law and Order comes around where they actually prosecute those who committed the crime. Only by doing that would they get the idea that being a criminal is okay. If you are worried about other tv shows then maybe you need to *start* letting your kids watch Law and Order as that show definitely shows that it doesn't pay to be a criminal.

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    29. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Sorry man, I was joking in my last response to you. It just didn't look as funny after I clicked post as it did before.

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    30. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Really, I'd not particularly like it, but I'd much rather see my daughter becoming a porn star, than thief or a murderer.

      Given my choice of the 3, I'd prefer thief first. Pornstar second. Murderer third.

      Call my inconsistent if you want, but I'd prefer my son be a pornstar first.

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    31. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Never really did work out why it was ok for someone to see a dismembered corpse(artificial or not) on network tv or even in a pg movie...

      Maybe it has something to do with the popularity of Christian places of worship featuring statues of a dismembered corpse nailed to a wooden framework?

      But somehow I haven't been hearing: "As a good Christian mother, I feel there should be a corpse a day on network TV".

    32. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      Yeah me too.... on this whole thread I couldn't tell who was kidding and who was taking themselves too seriously... For a second I couldn't tell if you were a devout religious fundamentalist, a guy with an interesting sense of humor, or perhaps a youth.

      You'd probably be amused to know how long I spent trying to reword my response so it wouldn't offend a youth, yet provoke an overly-serious moralist.

    33. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton's initials are not LK.

    34. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      On the overall theme, I seriously would prefer to explain violence to a child than overt sexuality.

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    35. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great, so the law is always right, and our kids never need to learn about the consequences of their actions. See, the bad guys always get caught, or the ratings get fucked up. To please their audience and their advertisers, the bad guys always lose. So they do all these illegal things, and then get in trouble. Many of the bad guys don't do anything illegal. So much for trying to make 'good kids' by not showing 'illegal stuff'.

      Hell, how many shows do you see where they show some idiot with a drug habit screw over his life, quit the drugs, and then straighten himself out to live happily ever after? Can't tell that story anymore without somehow depicting an illegal act.

      Fact is, you can't teach your kids about a lot of unpleasant things without talking about it, and if you don't teach your kids about all these unpleasant things, they'll go out and learn all about it themselves. Is that the future you want for your kids? That they go out and learn all about prostitution, murder, drugs, bank robberies, rape, and so forth on their own? Send your kids out into the world ignorant. Go ahead. But don't ever tell them you love them, 'cause you'll be lying. The only way to protect your kids is to arm them with knowledge so that they can protect themselves. Once they leave your house, their lives aren't in your hands anymore. Think about that, seriously.

      When law is perfect, then you might have a case. When psychologists have learned all the secrets of the human mind, then you might be able to prove your point.

      In the meantime, if you don't like all the crap they show on tv, throw your fucking tv away. That's what I did. I don't mind all the murder-death-kills on tv. I mind all the stupid conditioning and the guilt-laden advertising.

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    36. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      On the overall theme, I seriously would prefer to explain violence to a child than overt sexuality.

      Why? Got no balls? Seriously, I have to face these issues fairly regularly with my kids. When I went to get my balls chopped, I explained it to my kids and they understood. They see sex (or what passes for it) on some of the movies we've got and ask about it. Then they ask about the violence. I'd rather start explaining it to them now, when they're 0, 3, and 5, and can build a strong understanding of why it's wrong. The violence, anyway.

      Sex is easy, though. It's how you have kids, and my kids love babies. :) My little girl already knows that she's going to grow boobs in a few years and that she can't get pregnant before then. Sure, there's a few details still left out, but the only limitation I accept is the level she understands, not any stupid sense of 'decency'. Decency is sending your kids out into the world already knowing all the stupid mistakes you made and endowed with as many of the lessons you've learned. Whether they choose to go learn them firsthand or not is up to them. Indecency is sending your kids out into the world unprepared for what they'll find. Much as I hate to cite these guys, but Dyer's Eve is exactly the fate I don't want my kids to face.

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    37. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Got no balls?

      It's like that? Well, yes I have two intact balls. I'm sorry about yours. The reason why is that it's easier for a child to grasp concepts like "it's wrong to hurt people" than it is to understand why "Sex is for people older than you. One day you'll probably do it, but 7 is too young"

      It's how you have kids, and my kids love babies. :) My little girl already knows that she's going to grow boobs in a few years and that she can't get pregnant before then.

      I have no children of my own, I am helping my GF raise hers. Please keep your little harlot away from the boys. You've misinformed her, females are maturing reproductively faster than ever before. It is entirely possible that she COULD get pregnant before she has breasts. But if you don't understand that, why should she?

      LK

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    38. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I heard a wonderful quote:

      PG: Allows children to view all the violence without any of that harmful sex or bad language.

      Actually, my experience is that American censors are more inlcined to rate films like this, where as Europe is slightly more the other way around which I think is better.

      One thing to note on the subject of how things got this way though is to consider the effects of sex and violence. Sex tends to be a liberating thing, and promiscuity rises with social freedom (consider how the sex and political revolutions of the sixties correlated). Violence however, is seldom liberating. In support of this hypothesis, witness that [in the UK at least], violence against police officers is frowned upon more so than violence against members of the public. Recall the outrage against the Grand Theft Auto computer game. Where was the outrage for countless predecessor games where the gamer plays the role of a cop/spy/government agent?

      Now this is just my intuition as to how things got this way. Violence isn't necessarily undermining to those who identify with authority. However, People doing what they want is.

      Personally, I usually tone down my language around children (I regularly supervise groups of 11-16 yr olds), but it's only the racial (and sometimes sexist) stuff that I crack down on.

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    39. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Just my quick 2p (2 cents), but actually I think it's a rather good thing that we have words in our language that are profanities. We need some way to express extreme anger/hatrid/annoyance, rather than every single word being average slang and/or cuddly. :-)

    40. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      You have a interesting take on things, maybe I'll try to work that into the argument the next time it comes up, but it's so bizarre (that's probably why you're posting AC) it would probably only pollute the waters.

      just like boxers can opt-in to being punched, many actors may opt-in to swearing seans.

      This doesn't make any sense. I'm pretty sure boxers make physical contact all the time- or are you talking about boxers in movies? Does that last part mean 'sans swearing'?

      In real life, if you call someone a f*cken sh*thead it hurts him much like assaulting him would.

      Is this an argument for more censorship of language? I and the US justice system certainly don't agree with you here- how many people have died or been hospitalized purely from verbal abuse?

      I can create such a dramatical staging -- While filming with the other actors, I'll move my lips silently, so I'm not swearing at them; and later on a sound-stage I'll do a voice-over to add the audio effects. In exactly the same way as your murder analogy, noone was sworn at....
      However if I do a dramatic re-enactment of calling someone a fucken shithed by saying it to him in a performance, it doesn't hurt any worse than being stabbed by a plastic knife.


      You're right, I completely disregarded the feelings of the actors and thought only of the viewers, in regards to simulated swearing vs. not (but obviously not for simulated murder vs. real), but this line of logic is still ambiguous:

      So the idea that the swearing is simulated does A. makes sure no one was offended on the set, B. makes sure no viewer feels bad for the people on the set who had to put up with the harsh language. I was thinking more along the the lines of having to hear harsh language in any context is undesirable to a lot of people, whether or not it was mean-spirited, recorded in a studio, or any other scenario.

      I also place a high value on judging the likelihood of anyone viewing the act they viewed and then carrying it out for real. It's my belief that if kids watch a simulation of a shoot-out on tv, they have a higher likelihood of simulating a shootout for fun, but the likelihood of them actually taking real guns and shooting real bullets at each other is much lower. I don't think the consequences of people acting out violence is that bad as long as they aren't using real weapons (or realistic weapons in a public area without making that clear to everyone in view), and society probably feels the same way so they don't give a high priority to limiting access to violent imagery.

      Finally, I carefully used the words 'physically' and 'sound-waves' and stand by the assertion that a played back recording of a swear word is for most purposes indistinguishable in that domain from the same sounds emanating from vocal cords.

  201. CARTMAN! Did you use the F word?! by skinny.net · · Score: 1

    Jew?

  202. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    Indeed. I find it particularly ironic that the swine slashdot editors decided to censor out the word "fuck" in an article on censorship.

    Slashdot editors: this isn't a damn newspaper where whiney grandmothers get all uppity about actually printing the word fuck. This is especially true in an article where the word is only referred to and not used. If we can't even refer to the word fuck without using euphimisms or taking out 90% of the letters in the word it only endorses the censorship endorsed by the FCC. Referring to the word just isn't the same thing as an article that starts out "Those fucking shitbag weasel-monkeys at SCO are at it again". (Though personally I would like to see an article like that. ;) )

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  203. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1

    In case you haven't noticed, everything that "The Importance of" submits to Slashdot turns to gold. He's on a pedestal shared only by Roland Piquepaille.

    Michael didn't edit the submission.

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  204. OT:sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy

    NO! The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us fought to gain those rights.

  205. Okay...for all the bitchers out there... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    WHY...

    For the same damn reason you don't have porn-flicks on the bloody Disney channel...

    And if you can't figure that out...well than frankly, I am of the persuasion of thinking why the !@#$% should government regulate at all and why can't I just FCC'ing kill you...

    Um...yeah...we have regulations, we have laws (and yes morons...every single law IS a legislation of morality)

  206. Obscenity? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly I don't see where the FCC gets off. If I want to use words that everyone else thinks are obscene, I should be allowed. Who are they to say that I'm immoral? It's all relative, anyway. While we're at it, we need to get rid of laws against rape, because the girl in the next office is looking mighty fine. It's only because the people in charge are so religious that we can't rape who we want, which I think should be our right. Some other human sheep will say something like, "Oh, just saying words doesn't HURT anyone, but raping them does!" I say, who cares? Who said that hurting people is wrong? The same closed-minded jerks who say that saying fuck is wrong, that's who. And what do they know? All morals are just figments of our imagination.

  207. yeah... by c0dedude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno about you guys, but this seems doubleplusgood to me!

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  208. it could really be a step in the right direction by XO · · Score: 1

    Here are many of the things that I have heard on the radio (since my CD player broke a few months ago) on the morning drive into work, between Howard Stern, and some local DJ's, and such..

    (and, keep in mind, I almost always enjoy the Howard Stern show, but is 7 in the friggin morning a good time for his show? i'd say probably not - they relax the airwaves a little bit at night, when kids are likely to be in bed.. not in the morning, when they are likely to be in a bus on their way to school with some schlep bus driver blasting this to them all.. just one possible example) ..anyway, these are the things that I dropped my jaw and gaped at, thinking "they aren't REALLY doing this on the RADIO are they?"

    explicit details on performing oral sex on two men simultaneously
    explicit details on two women performing oral sex on one man simultaneously
    playing pr0n music in the background, and graphically describing a pr0no flick over the air
    discussing anally raping a presidential candidate with a strap-on vibrator
    talking in vivid detail about how awesome some girl on a magazine cover's "cameltoe" is
    yelling at a caller with an obvious accent, "THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK ENGLISH!" .. this is just some.. i can't remember.. i know i've been utterly shocked (not offended.. but shocked) at what has been going across the airwaves lately.

    What purpose does spreading this junk all over the metro area have? Most of it's not even remotely humorous... at least if it were, it would have some value.. but,.. it's mostly just lame bathroom humor on the air.. yuck.

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  209. The Passion of Stern... by SoTuA · · Score: 1
    To paraphrase MAD magazine:

    Howard Stern: "How can you say I'm the antichrist when Christ and I have so much in common? We both are thirty-something Jews with long hair and in problems with authority. He had his 12 disciples, I've got my team. Moreover, I'm bigger than Jesus. I'm sindicated all over the country. What market share did he have outside of Galilee?"

  210. Since when have we started believing by Tarindel · · Score: 1

    that we should be able to live in this country without ever being offended by anything?

    It's not a constitutional right. It's not even something we should be fighting for. In fact, it's the exact opposite of tolerance.

    You can write Michael Powell at Michael.Powell@fcc.gov and tell him how you feel. I did this morning.

  211. MOD THE FUCKING PARENT YOU SHITCUNTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :p

  212. RE: rather ironic, really by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I wish I still saved a quote I read at the end of a message post from a while back. Basically, it was a rant on the degeneration of society, and how today's kids are disrespectful, etc. Only thing is, the quote came from ancient Greece.

    I think it's easy to look around us and make blanket statements about how bad things are getting, without realizing that society's perceived "issues" today are quite similar to what they've been since the dawn of time.

    The only things that change are the details. (EG. 75 years ago, a woman was considered "indecent" if she went out in public wearing pants cut above the knee. Today, she'd have to wear much less than that to shock anyone. However, go back far enough in time, and you can find situations where complete nudity in some public situations was perfectly acceptable and normal.)

    Personally, I find it a bit ironic that we're collectively so upset over Janet Jackson's incident at the Superbowl, yet we're perfectly fine with the concepts behind the game itself. (As I recall, many Chrisitan religions refer to the human body as the "temple of God" and claim it's wrong/immoral to purposefully cause injury/harm to it.) Even the completely non-religious could surely question the sanity and society's valuing making a sport out of slamming guys into each other, tackling each other, and so forth. After all, we have plenty of other sports that revolve around the same basic idea; get a ball from one side of a playing field to the other. Purposely trying to injure each other doesn't seem like a necessity.

  213. Profane or Obcene by killmeplease · · Score: 1

    Fuck
    Shit
    Pussy
    Cock
    Balls
    Nuts
    Anal
    Rape
    Sex

    Howard Stern

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  214. Re:MOD THE FUCKING PARENT YOU COCKSUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats a funny video

  215. Right Decision by the FCC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading slashdot one would think this was the end of the world and we are all doomed, doomed, doomed. What a bunch of hogwash. Further, I see as one of the old guys on this board that some of you youngsters might be suprised to learn that there was very little cussing in public let alone TV/Radio some 30+ years ago. First it was added into movies (even when it wasn't needed), and now its everywhere in public. This is not progress.

    There is a difference between watching something like the superbowl where you were expecting a football game, and not soft porn film to be inserted into the middle of it. I am parent and I do carefully montior what my kids watch and hear , but that only helps with some sort of rating that is followed. When the rating is not followed, what is my recourse then? The FCC is setting a reasonable standard, and it won't be the end of the world.

    A few points:

    One: The Radio and TV airwaves are publicly held by the government, and the people have a right to exercise some control of that which is no different than most other things in life including places like public parks.

    Two: Obscene speech is not protected speech.

    Three: This does not affect cable, the internet, books, papers, magazines, or movies.

    Four: There is nothing to bar one from showing how crass they are by the speech they use in everyday life.

    1. Re:Right Decision by the FCC. by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I'd feel a lot better about slashdot right now if I didn't think this guy posted AC because he knew he'd be modded to hell for simply daring to suggest that the FCC is right.

  216. This was all orchestrated by ronfar · · Score: 1
    Clearly the Republican establishment had this plan in place (by the way, I'm not intending to let the Democratic establishment off the hook here, but it is a Republican ball game at the moment) to start cracking down on the media when the opportunity presented itself. Sort of like the Schleiffen Plan in Germany, the war plan was ready for years, all they needed was the excuse to implement it.

    Some outrage was going to occur on TV, it was inevitable, but the Superbowl thing was apparently perfect.

    The big question is, why was it orchestrated? What purpose does it serve, other than to help Big Government Republicans pet agency, the FCC, appear relevant? Is there a bigger agenda at work?

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  217. Fuck'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the fucking fuckers.

  218. Fine. I'll explain it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When just regular people were upset. It was all about context. Bumping and grinding, and rogue boobies, did not belong. It's not that they're bad. Its that they are our airwaves. And they should behave as expected. A place for everything and everything in its place. Are boobies evil. No, they're delightful. But they don't belong in the superbowl halftime show. That is low class. Something Demi Moore might do.

    That's why PBS can have british boobies as part of a monty python special (because trust me there are religious nuts who literally sit by their tv's and radio's counting and documenting every "bad thing" that takes place) and it's ok. Boobies and british humor just seem to go together.

    The media, being populated by soul-less mindless zombies knows *something* happened but not whether it was bad or good. They're just standing up in their embedded zombie journalist spider holes looking around to see what the public thinks. The public is mad because MTV (or just Ms Jackson if the pose-able self-wetting metro-sexual Timberlake with booby nabbing action is nasty) said, "Haha boobies. Look you're entertained!" It's actually really insulting to the viewers. Especially when you look at how much a ticket to the event itself costs. The media morons that they are they just run the direction that's more salacious. Did I mention they're soul-less, mindless zombie whores, of low character? So for the next week they try and out morally outrage each other, and people tune in, because, hey boobies, better than the grizzly murder of one random pregnant woman.

    All of a sudden, the only thing more loathsome than media people, politicians (people of easy virtue but too ugly for TV) are thinking hey. I want to be popular, I'm never going to get over those wedgies in high school, college and graduate school. This idea is popular, and even if it's not, I get to be on TV. It'll be like that Sally Fields speech, except really awkward and contrived. I'm going to be for morality in media, which means I'm going to have to put off that trip to Thailand the Durex lobbiest set up for me....

    "Good people, I share your outrage. Having no moral compass of my own, I will do what ever you tell me." After which he mutters to himself, "So long as what you tell me to do doesn't contradict what the people bribing and promising to bribe me tell me to do." He continues to the, "In the interests of re-election, I will use bully pulpit to pander mercilessly to the puritanical interests of a very small minority with good organizational skills who's only interests are puritanical!"

    So he, and all the other invertebrates call up Micheal Powell, son of Colin Powell, and one of the few people who gets to do multi-tens, maybe even hundreds, of billions of dollars in economic damage and gets to keep his job. Yeah, Mike. An inspiration to under qualified, ignorant underachievers everywhere. With the right father, wealth and power can be delivered to you without any sort of merit what so ever. He decided that swearing is bad. And should never ever be heard by anyone because it makes the baby Jesus cry. Despite the fact that Christianity teaches that every sin is so bad that it pains God as if one had killed the whole world, and that while we should try to be perfect people we will fail, and their God in his infinite mercy and wisdom gave unto us the only perfect person to redeem all who wish to be so redeemed in advance. Then there are the children to consider. Because I can't speak for everyone's kids, the first thing my seven year old kid does in the morning, even before he shaves and gets his first cup of coffee, is to turn on Howard Stern.

    Besides, seen The Passion of The Christ? Aside from the less than perfect makeup, still somewhat violent. There's a lot of sex in the bible, but it's all gone with the wind, they fade out before it gets jumping. No violence, and they have to keep their good book to themselves. Which means we're back to celebrating the solstices and equinoxes li

  219. And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "As a Christian, I find it offensive when atheists like you tell me I'm a credulous moron. But that doesn't mean I think you should be banned from saying that."

    As a christian *I* find it offensive that people like you are trying to force the shows off radio that I enjoy.

    I don't think jesus cares if we look at a saggy boob, or talk about anal sex. And if he does, then heaven probably isn't worth going to.

  220. Actually... by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

    Contrary to popular assumption, there are no laws banning yelling fire in a theater.

    1. Re:Actually... by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really matter if their are laws against it, as that's not the point. The fire in theatre example is just a clear, simple example of speech that wouldn't be protected by the first amendment. In other words laws against it would pass constitutional muster.

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    2. Re:Actually... by numark · · Score: 1

      There may not be any written law, but the decisions of the Supreme Court are as good as law when it comes down to it. And in Schenck v. US, the following words are found:

      The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic

      Therefore, there might as well be a law against it.

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  221. Splat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like you should be fucked in the ear. That is to say: given a brain.

  222. Nice Wholesome Halftime Show by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "When he wanted to watch the Super Bowl, the expectation was that she was letting her son watch a football game, not some washed-up "musician's" saggy boob."

    It stopped being football when it became the Halftime Show.

    Now let me get this straight - the same parents who were offended by their child seeing a nipple (missed if he blinked) had NO problem with him seeing Janet and BackStreet Boy grinding all over each other? Or with the commercial where the guy was suckling at the teat of a dog?

    Sounds like your friends have serious nipple issues. Either that or they have NO idea what their kid sees on TV, only what makes the headlines the following day.

    Pretty messed up either way there.

  223. stopfcc.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    visit stopfcc.com to join the fight.

  224. You're wrong! by Gorimek · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US has more freedom of speech than anywhere else in the world, ever. That's because the First Amendment to the Constitition guarantees it.

    The only exception is the things you're not allowed to say. But such a limitation is a small price to pay for unlimited freedom of speech!

    1. Re:You're wrong! by Brobock · · Score: 1

      The only exception is the things you're not allowed to say

      Where is the freedom in that?

    2. Re:You're wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that was exactly his point. It might explain the +5 funny mod.

  225. Don't act like a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When he wanted to watch the Super Bowl, the expectation was that she was letting her son watch a football game, not some washed-up "musician's" saggy boob. That's the whole point of the FCC's action."

    Why do you think you are "obligated" to get the entertainment you want? Its a free market... if you don't like it, then write a letter to CBS and tell them you're not watching.

    But you expect a "level" of entertainment that the government will "guarantee" is safe. You want the government to intrude into the most private things you do...

    Then you turn around and vote for Bush because "the government is involved in our lives too much".

    You're the worst of the worst. At least the simpleton fundamentals admit they want censorship. You say you want to be free, but refuse to take responsibility.

    You think Janet Jackson acted inappropriately, *so the government should do something about it*.

    Its people like you who ruin a free society because you refuse to act like an adult. Daddy Daddy! Help me! I saw Janet's titty! Oh, my children are ruined.

    Yes, I have 2 children, they both saw it, we laughed about it, and it was never mentioned again.

    If a nine year old can get over it, why can't you?

  226. wacko by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    From a british perspective, (dunno if you care?) we think its all totally insane, you actually have 4 weeks media attention, court hearings and fines just because someone said fuck or showed a nipple? i think the latest south park episode took the piss the best :P

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  227. You are not insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen"

    So don't watch. You'll live if you don't see the superbowl or grammies.

    Life goes on.

    But you want the government to "guarantee" a "safe" level of entertainment. I'll bet your a nice guy, but your attitude is so anti-american that I wish you'd move to Canada. No offense to the Canadians.

  228. Balance by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 1

    I am for the FCC putting pressure on broadcast media to curb profanity. I believe that strong character based on Christian principles makes for better families and a better society. You may not like it but there are millions of tax paying, voting Americans that feel this way. America is NOT an amoral society.

    You must be thinking how small minded I am.

    I also agree that adults should not be prohibited by the government from hearing or viewing material based on whether or not it is labeled obsene by others. Unless public broadcast are your only source of news and entertainment you are still free to hear and view anything you want.

    This post will get modded 'Troll' simply because it expresses a differing viewpoint. Now who's small minded?

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    1. Re:Balance by demon · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is it that "religious" people assume that religion == morality? Can someone please explain this one to me? Consider the stupid crap people do, and have done, in the name of religion, god, and whatever else.

      Also, I'd consider the attitudes and behaviors of the religious, or at least Christian, people I've known, versus the people who either (a) are atheist/agnostic or (b) don't feel the need to bring religion up in relation to everything. In my experience, they're actually nicer, easier to deal with, more conscientious, and dare I say, more moral, than some of the "Christians" I've known.

      Not that Christians are bad people - many of them are good, conscientious people as well. But the small percentage of people that are real assholes, and IMO generally less-than-moral people, seem to be, or at least consider themselves, of the Christin persuasion.

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  229. NASA directive on "profane speech" by RedSynapse · · Score: 1

    It's a little known fact that NASA has been editing transmissions from orbiting astronauts before releasing transcripts to the public. Here's a rare unedited sample that was picked up direct from a NASA feed .

  230. political speech by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    conviction under section 1464 for using profane language upheld where "the defendant . . . referred to an individual as 'damned,' . . . used the expression 'By God' irreverently, and . . . announced his intention to call down the curse of God upon certain individuals").

    Anyone know if "W" has said anything that could be censored as profane? I'm sure he'd fight it, and the verdict would help to hedge in the definition of profane a little more.

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  231. THE SOLUTION by killmeplease · · Score: 1

    I think we all learned our lesson when it comes to censorship for the movie OLD SCHOOL:

    Mitch: ...and all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
    Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
    Frank: Cock. Balls.

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  232. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level."

    Just saying it doesn't make it true.

    What's reasonable? Some fundamentalist christian view? No thanks. You the opposite of an American with your views.

  233. As usual the english will have the last word by lupine · · Score: 1

    Channel Four International (C4i) asked a number of US and UK film and TV stars what the favorite swear words were -- and to say them out loud (and they do). Check it out here.

  234. A simple solution by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Could you not just encode the audio signal of swearing so that to a normal tv it sounds like a beep, but to a tv fitted with a decoder it gets the sound. A first guess would be some sort of modulation where the beep is the carrier (dont forget its just a second of audio so quality isnt such an issue) or even better would be some sort of digital encoding, the technology is there and if a standard was decided you could make everyone happy, or just do what we do in the uk - wait until 9pm and say whatever the fucking hell you like bitch.

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  235. In Soviet Russia.... by Tony · · Score: 0

    You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.

    Okay, it wasn't Soviet Russia, as it was in the early '80s (after the Union fell), but funny story:

    I was in a park in Khaborovsk, sitting near a monument (every Russian park seems to have a monument of some sort) on a bench, when a bunch of kids came up to me. They were only a few years younger than me, college-age kids it seemed. They had some good Russian beer and some terrible Russian champagne.

    We sat in the park for several hours, and between their bad english and my (even worse) russian, we were able to talk; we talked about American freedom, and American pop culture, and how much they wanted to come to America (for the freedom).

    They were *amazed* when I told them that, in America, you are not allowed to drink in most public parks. I told them that, in America, you are not allowed to curse on TV, nor are you allowed to show female breasts. (I did mention that on cable TV, you can show anything you want-- nudity, cursing, copulation.)

    There's a *lot* of stuff on broadcast TV that offends me, most of it dealing with Religion. I am offended that that President of the US lied to the American people on TV. (Which President? Most of them.) I am offended that CHiPS and Threes Company were once popular TV shows.

    What the fuck is wrong with our us, as a society? We can show the dead and mutilated bodies of Saddam Hussein's sons, we can broadcast over and over bombs destroying real live people, but we can't say certain words because they are offensive?

    What kind of fucking priority is that?

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  236. Please just go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If I'm sitting with my child watching the public awards "

    What public awards? THe grammy's are a PRIVATE award show.

    Did you know the superbowl is a PRIVATE football game?

    I'll bet you think you have a right to "clean" entertainment. Guess what... you DON'T.

    You're so confused, you think anything that might offend you should be labelled and probably banned. Really, the best thing that could happen for your child is for you and your husband to die and for your kid to be raised by parents who don't have a board up their ass and who have an ounce of brain left.

    "Dear Jesus, please let this person die and let this poor kid be raised by people who aren't big pains in the asses. Thank you jesus. Thank you"

    Well, there you go. You might want to get a cancer checkup or something, because you know what... Jesus answers prayer.

  237. Superbowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A hint of a nipple on the superbowl offends you?

    Now there's a truly dedicated geek - would someone holding up their right hand offend you in the same way - its probably your favored mode of entertainment.

  238. What's most amusing about this... by solarrhino · · Score: 1
    What's most amusing about all this hand-wringing here and in other "liberal" bastions is that, in this instance, government is tightening regulations on mega-corporations. Isn't that always a good thing from the liberal point of view?

    The FCC ruling only apply to broadcast media. The deal that broadcasters make is that they agree to follow the FCC rules, and the FCC grants then a monopoly on a part of the broadcast spectrum. This agreement is entirely voluntary - stop broadcasting, and you can say anything you want!

    These megacorporations make billions of dollars from their monopolies, and all they have to do is keep their content above a very low standard. Personally, I'm offended even by the "clean" content - I find it generally childish and moronic - so this isn't about me. What it is about is the great majority of Americans, who do not go around swearing, who do not hang around others who swear, and who do not want their children listening to people swear. Sure, they could change channels or stop watching/listening all together - but they shouldn't have to: It's their spectrum too!

    --
    "Lord, grant that I may always be right, for Thou knowest that I am hard to turn" -- A Scots-Irish prayer
  239. The real problem by Entropy2016 · · Score: 1

    Well, so much for hoping to see SouthPark: The Movie uncensored on Comedy Central ever again.

    While I don't want my little sisters seeing such shows, I'm convinced that all that reality TV, prissy/popular-teenage-girl, consumer whore culture stuff is going to do more damage to their personality than bad words.

    I'm starting to feel that TV is messing up kids. It gives them an unrealistic world-view. Also, there's more important things in life than idolizing a sponge who's a complete moron. It's like letting a kid eat nothing buy candy.

    At least my old cartoons had some fiber in the diet. Remember GIJoe and their lessons like: "Hold on Timmy, don't touch that live electrical cable". Also, they taught that if you do need to kick some terrorist-ass, you do it multilaterally. They had everyone from ninjas to eskimos on their side.

    Rather than censor things like bad words, how about getting some child psychologists to decide what's most appropriate for them to learn, and more importantly, don't fine people for bad words (there are bigger fish to fry). Don't fine Janet Jackson for what she did, give her some jail time. I'm sure that if her freedom were on the line, she wouldn't have done it.

  240. Actualy, the Under staff of the FCC boardrated it by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    this week the FCC board themselves ruled on it and ruled it and bad.

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  241. What if... by zarr · · Score: 1

    ...there is a God, he actually is an asshole, the bible is absolute truth, and both of us are going to Hell...

    Have a nice day :)
    -zarr

    1. Re:What if... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      W
      ...there is a God, he actually is an asshole, the bible is absolute truth, and both of us are going to Hell...
      That would be great, because the Bible teaches that hell is separation from God. If he's an asshole, the safest place to be would be in hell :-).

      Now, don't you think it significant that the devil was telling the truth when he told Eve that she would not die if she ate of the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, whereas God had said "If you eat thereof, on that day you shall surely die". So, the devil was honest, and God a fearmongering, manipulative liar, at least according to the book of Genesis (first book of the bible for those who think it's a music group).

  242. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by p0knatcha · · Score: 1

    What cracks me up about people using F*CKING or a derivative thereof is it really serves no purpose. I don't know about anyone else, but when I see it spelled out like above in my mind I say the word fucking 'out loud'. So what is the censorship in this case trying to do?

  243. the only reason by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    The only reason words are offensive, and things such as this are actually making progress, is because education is at an abysmal state in the US. Only an uneducated man or woman would take offense at a mere undirected word.

    Context is everything.

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  244. Umm, Jesus didn't write no Bible by gum2me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could Jesus believe in the Bible if it were written 100 years after his death? ! gum2me?

    1. Re:Umm, Jesus didn't write no Bible by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Jesus said "I and my father are one". Now, since his "earthly" father was dead, and he was still alive, he was referring to God. And he believed that, not only was he god, but that, being god, he "knew the end from the beginning".

      Anyone making such claims today would be labeled a nutter. What makes his claims different is that he had a bunch of followers who bought into it.

  245. Hope you die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He does not belong on the public dial."

    Fuck you. I say he does. So do millions of people who enjoy the show.

    Who the FUCK are you to tell me what I can listen to.

    It'll be cancer. Something slow and painful, and as you're in a pain stupor, know it was karma that gave it to you because you can't even form a cohesive thought about censorship.

    Oh, the children! Oh the public airwaves! Tits will corrupt us all!

    Do you realize how silly you are? Well, you will with that IV in you. and time running out. And that pain all over your body from the last stages.

  246. US Won't Stop Fucking Atheists by Vagary · · Score: 1

    What the are you cocksuckers still doing down there? Like it's pretty clear to me that any non-Protestants staying in the US are about as smart as the dumb cunts who spend years hoping that their husbands will stop beating them. Leave that shitty place and come up here to Canada where the Prime Minister is required to be a lapsed Catholic.

    Seriously, dude, all it's going to take is two more terms of Republican or I-Can't-Believe-He's-Not-A-Republician Democrats like Kerry and you'll be living in a motherfucking theocracy. So stop wasting your time pissing your troubles out on /. and get emigrating!

    OTOH, you guys do have the biggest average tits in the world, so maybe that makes up for it?

    1. Re:US Won't Stop Fucking Atheists by Frogbert · · Score: 1
      OTOH, you guys do have the biggest average tits in the world, so maybe that makes up for it?


      Yeah attached to the biggest average bodys in the world.
    2. Re:US Won't Stop Fucking Atheists by IckySplat · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure silicone counts.
      I'd have to vote for the British ladies though.
      They have some fine cleavage in this country!

      Mmmmm Summer :)

      Note: Not a pom, just living here :)

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  247. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by Fros1y · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the whole point is that Bono actually said "f'ing" (as in eff-ing) instead of saying "fucking" in an attempt to get past the FCC's hissyfits over the word fuck.

    Now, the FCC is saying that things like f'ing, s'ing, and calling someone a piece of s. will be actionable, if they are offensive.

  248. Back in school... by cbv · · Score: 1

    ... our teacher in 'religious education' was also a writer on books and abstracts on religion of some renown (Arnulf Zitelmann, for those who care).

    I clearly remember him saying several times: "Well, you know, I can take the Bible, close my eyes, pick any 100 pages, and use them to write a book on Science Fiction.
    I could also use it to write a Porn movie script.
    "

  249. Minimum Standard of Decency by jefu · · Score: 1

    Who gets to define that "Minimum standard of decency" ? If someone determines that "fucking" is beyond the pale of that, I certainly feel that I have the right to say that each of the following offends my "minimum standard of decency" and should thus be banned.

    So, I'm sure you'll all agree that I am at least as capable as anyone in the FCC to establish a reasonable "Minimum Standard of Decency", here goes.

    Here, then, in no particular order is a partial list of things that should result in half million dollar fines :

    • Anyone using the word Christ (blasphemy)
    • "Wheel of Fortune" (after all, some of the time those empty letters could be filled in to say something obscene)
    • Anyone using an american flag to sell something (just like flag banning)
    • "According to Jim" (please, if nothing else on this list gets through, let that be ruled obscene)
    • Anyone getting shot or shooting someone
    • Anyone stealing anything.
    • anyone using any kind of drug (and that includes alcohol)
    • Anyone smoking a cigarette
    • "Murder She Wrote" reruns.
    • American football (I find it an indecent and obscene waste of money that does little but produce athletes with lots of injuries and stupidity in the fans)
    • Reality shows
    • Any war scenes not covered by the shooting part
    • "Will and Grace" (not anti-gay, just anti "Will and Grace")
    • Infomercials
    1. Re:Minimum Standard of Decency by jefu · · Score: 1

      "flag banning" - should be flag "burning". Duh.

  250. So the FCC is getting into the censorship business by tamuct01 · · Score: 1

    I feel that the FCC's job should be to regulate who gets access to certain frequencies in a geographic location. It is not the job of the FCC to censor the airwaves. It seems to me that the Imperial Federal Government lost out on the battle of freedom of the press, and therefore found another medium that they could control.

    I have two knobs on every receiver to control my vote on what is perverse and obscene...The volume and the tuner.

    If you want the government to protect (control) every aspect of your life, than you cannot claim to love freedom.

  251. Too Fucking Much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you amerikans are too fucking much too bloody fucking much you're the laughing stock of the whole fucking world in no other country will you run into this fucking nonsense bunch of fucking idiots is what you are bunch of fucking puritannical fucking idiots you're wusses - pussies - to the very last one you sit at home jacking off in front of your slackware boxes getting up every now and then to get a new coke from the fridge squeezing yet another pimple which you get because you're so fucking fat and eat so much fucking junk food who the fuck do you think you are? your government spends $46 million chasing your president because of a fucking blowjob? you get pissed off because some nigger bitch shows a fucking nipple - a mammary gland kids eat off for chrissakes - on tv? really? and you have all these fucking idiots complaining 'what will we see in ten years?' uh - maybe the fucking human body on amerikan tv? ogod - would that be possible? if there's ever a nuclear accident i hope it's in the united fucking states of fucking amerika and that it wipes you all fucking out

  252. "Freedom of Speech... by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    ...is Words that They Will Bend" -Metallica

  253. Irony? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

    I love the fact that here we've got a story about the FCC regulating 'what is profane', when I swear I haven't seen a /. story with this much profanity in a very long time. :)

    -matt

  254. You can't have it both ways by rogerz · · Score: 1

    It's fascinating to see the (mostly) statists here flail away at this decision while still trying to uphold (or at least not confronting) the notion that the FCC should have control over the ownership of the airwaves.

    What do you expect? The FCC is an agency of the government, which in this society is, in the end, answerable to the people, at least those that vote. (And, please no bitching about election 2000 - do you think an FCC filled with Democrats would not be under the exact same pressure as the current one?) If, as many are unwilling to debate, the airwaves are "publicly owned", subject to FCC discretion, then what is broadcast over those airwaves will inevitably be regulated by the government, and it only depends on whose views are in political ascendancy as to what the specific pressures on broadcasters will be.

    The only principled alternative to this is the complete separation of speech and state, including speech broadcast over the airwaves. The FCC's role should be to come up with sensible (given technological capabilities and requirements) divisions of the various spectra and then to auction these slices off to the highest bidder, and then never to have anything to say about that slice of the spectrum again.

    Broadcasters would then be morally responsible for what they broadcast, parents would be responsible for dealing with their children's viewing/listening behavior, individuals and corporations (read: advertisers) would be free to patronize, boycott, protest as they see fit. And, anyone would be able to start a blog for less than $500 (including a brand new computer and net connection) to say whatever they want about whomever they want. In other words, SPEECH would be FREE!

    If you can't accept this scenario, then all of your yelping - on either side - about these profanity "standards" is pointless; go vote for whomever you think would better represent YOUR standards, but don't be surprised when the political winds start blowing the other way.

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  255. The general rule is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if someone doesnt do or say something that offends you every day you are not living in a free society.

  256. The FCC is irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Cable (or satellite) and XM Radio, fuck the FCC.

  257. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by noidentity · · Score: 1

    "Who needs the FCC when people decide that words like 'f***ing' needs to be self-censored? If you're going to f***ing quote someone, f***, man, QUOTE THEM. You're caving in against your own f***ing thesis." [profanity censored]

    I totally agree!

  258. Blasphemy... by Quelain · · Score: 1

    --[As Brian and his mum come over the top of a hill, they see a large number of people stoning some unfortunate. MC hurries Brian along to get to the next victim in time. When he is, we see that he crowd consists entirely of women wearing fake beards. An elder stands in front of the next prisoner holding a scroll as he waits for the crowd to settle down.]
    ELDER: Mathias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
    MATHIAS: [to a guard] Do I say yes?
    GUARD: Yes.
    MATHIAS: [To the elder] Yes.
    ELDER: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our lord, and so as a BLASPHEMER...
    CROWD: Ooooh.
    ELDER: ...you are to be stoned to death.
    --[The crowd looks anxious to kill Mathias]
    MATHIAS: Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'.
    CROWD: Oooooooh!
    ELDER: BLASPHEMY!!!! He said it again
    CROWD: Yes, yes. [etc]
    ELDER: Did you hear him?
    CROWD: Yes, yes. [etc]
    WOMAN1: Really.
    --[There is a moment of silence as the elder thinks, after hearing the woman's voice.]
    ELDER: Are there any women here today?
    CROWD: [Guiltily] [mumble mumble]
    ELDER: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me...
    --[One of the more impatient women throws a stone and hits MATHIAS on
    the head.]
    MATHIAS: Oh lay off... we haven't started yet.
    ELDER: Come on. Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
    CROWD: She did, she did, he, he, he, him, him, him, he did. [Their voices drop as they realize their mistake.]
    WOMAN1: Sorry, I thought we'd started. {Said lovelyly.}
    ELDER: Go to the back. There's always one, isn't there. Now where were we?
    MATHIAS: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying Jehovah.
    CROWD: [Shocked] He said it again!
    Edler: You're only making it worse for yourself.
    MATHIAS: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
    CROWD: Oooooooh!
    ELDER: I'm warning you... If you say Jehovah once more... [A stone flys by and hits the elder.] Right. Who threw that? Come on. Who threw that?
    CROWD: She did she did, he, him, him, him, him, him, him.
    ELDER: Was it you?
    WOMAN2: Yes.
    ELDER: Right...
    WOMAN2: Well you did say Jehovah. [She gets stoned {the blasphemer}]
    ELDER: Stop, stop. Will you stop that... stop it. Now look. No-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear; even if they do say Jehovah.
    --[The shocked women stone the elder to death, ending in the dropping of a huge bolder on his fallen body.]
    WOMAN3: Good shot.
    --[One of the two Roman guards looks at the other, who shakes his head. They do nothing.]

    --
    Cthulhu loves you.
  259. Re:hypocrisy by kingbill · · Score: 1
    I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy. They are in favor of privitization and less Government regulation of businesses, except when it comes to what can be said in the media. Republicans are in favor of states' rights, except when it comes to a state choosing to allow same-sex marraige.

    This is a very good comment (although I think in all fairness, it could probably be applied to both parties). I myself am a religious person who would like to see the federal government weakened relative to local governments. I think there's tremendous waste throughout all levels of government. I think taxes could be significantly lower, and I feel like the more the federal government keeps their hands out of charity, schools, and businesses, the better those organizations run. Rhetorically, I suppose I'm very close to a republican, but I've always been very disturbed by the willingness of party members to compromise these principles to accomplish their goals. For example, I don't like the idea of gay marriage, but I would never support a constitutional amendment banning it. The issuing of marriage licenses is a power granted to states and I think it needs to remain with the states. I don't like courts overturning laws passed by elected officials, even if the decision of the courts is in my favor. Businesses that promote lewdness won't get my money. I don't need the FCC to protect me or my children. Deficits and excessive government spending are negative things, I don't think military spending should be an exception to that rule. I think bills that go through legislatures should be clear and concise in their focus. Bills that are loaded with things unrelated to their primary focus are wrong, even if everything in there is OK. I can't bring myself to support a party where the ends always justify the means. I guess I'm just not Machiavellian enough. This is probably while I'll always be politically marginal, but at least I can live with myself.

  260. You = Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

    You seem to believe you're an authority on the bible simply because you've read it in multiple languages. Yet you seem to believe that the Christian interpretation of the Bible as the only worthy view to counter (or perhaps believe it to be the only interpretation available). Of course it's easy to counter, but I'm sure if you tried you're arguments with any educated Orthodox Jew you'd find your arguments to break down rather easily.

    At first I was tempted to say that I'd much rather have the USA be more of an atheist country than religious (Christian), but when I see things like this I see that the religious aspect needs to be held to keep ignorant people like you from going to far in your descrimination.

    This is slightly off topic, but I felt compelled to speak my piece.

    1. Re:You = Ignorant by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The "christian" bible includes the jewish law and the jewish prophets, (in the old testament). So I guess you are ignorant of the contents of the Torah, now.

    2. Re:You = Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I see that the religious aspect needs to be held to keep ignorant people like you"

      So you're saying that we should enforce religion to keep people from being open-minded?

    3. Re:You = Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

      The "Christian" Bible includes such Jewish authorities as Jesus, Paul, John, etc. I am quite aware of the contents of both the Torah and New Testament, and also am at least fluent enough in Jewish law to be termed a beginner. Your arguments lack logic as well as knowledge of the scriptures that you've wasted 20 reads on. What's scary is the amount of time you've already spent to debunk the Bible and yet clearly have no knowledge of what is actually being said, yet feel knowledgable enough to make such inflammatory arguments. You are a victim of the same mentality that "bible thumpers" are victims of - That the entire Bible can be taken completely literally. Then add to that lack of historical knowledge of the times and you've made up a totally different book than I read.

    4. Re:You = Ignorant by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The "Christian" Bible includes such Jewish authorities as Jesus, Paul, John, etc. I am quite aware of the contents of both the Torah and New Testament, and also am at least fluent enough in Jewish law to be termed a beginner. Your arguments lack logic as well as knowledge of the scriptures that you've wasted 20 reads on. What's scary is the amount of time you've already spent to debunk the Bible and yet clearly have no knowledge of what is actually being said, yet feel knowledgable enough to make such inflammatory arguments. You are a victim of the same mentality that "bible thumpers" are victims of - That the entire Bible can be taken completely literally. Then add to that lack of historical knowledge of the times and you've made up a totally different book than I read.
      .. and your point was ... ? Oh, you don't have one, so you make an ad hominum attack instead. Guess you just proved my point by your example :-)
    5. Re:You = Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

      My point? Your arguments are worthless until you have actual knowledge to back them up.

      And quit spouting how many times you've read the Bible and in the different laguages you've read it in to make you're arguments see somewhat authoritative. You might catch people who don't have a clue, but you don't fool the half-knowledgable.

    6. Re:You = Ignorant by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Again, MY point was that the Bible is not self-consistent, so, since it is flawed, it should not be exempt from regulation by the FCC.

      I stated in this thread that the bible promoted genocide. I gave examples. Did you refute them? No. Instead you attacked me, without success.

      I stated, again, in this thread, that the Bible promotes hatred of gays and lesbians. Again, I gave examples. Again, you are unable to do anything but attack the bearer of the bad news :-(

      I stated, again, in this thread, and in several entries in my journal, the biological basis for accepting gays, lesbians, and transexuals as part of the normal human mosaic, and that people who use religion to attack members of these groups, or marginalize them, are promoting hatred. The FCC is in charge of the public airwaves, and wants to regulate swear words. I think that regulating people promoting religions that instill prejudice and hatred to minorities in the name of God is more important than a "fuck" or "shit" or "tit" that didn't get bleeped out. Again, instead of providing an argument as to why I'm wrong, you just spout off against me.

      If we take you as an example, we'd have to conclude that an inability to think logically is a prerequisite for believing in God.

      Instead of attacking me, attack my arguments. Prove that God even exists. I've already provided proofs, both here and in my journal, that the God of the Bible doesn't. Refute them.

      Prove that gays and lesbians are doing something wrong. I've already proven, both here and in my journal, that they are normal.

      Prove that the word "fuck" is more dangerous than promoting hatred against minorities whose sexual practices you don't happen to agree with.

      Otherwise, I'll take what you said at face value:

      ... but you don't fool the half-knowledgable
      and conclude that you really are a half-wit.
    7. Re:You = Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

      Again, MY point was that the Bible is not self-consistent, so, since it is flawed, it should not be exempt from regulation by the FCC.

      You say this with what authoritative knowledge? Because you read the Bible 20 times as well as in Greek? You have no idea what is said in the Bible, so how can you say it is not self-consistent?

      I stated in this thread that the bible promoted genocide. I gave examples. Did you refute them? No. Instead you attacked me, without success.

      You mention the killing and enslavement of people promoted by God, yes. Of course, in contemporary Judaism it is understood that God doesn't like slavery. If he was to forbid such a prevalent practice as slavery (which was the normal thing for all winning nations in those times) then he'd be causing people to sin.

      You also forget to mention the responsibilities of a Jewish slave-owner as told in the Bible. The responsibilities that need to be fulfilled are understood by contemporary Judaism as a measure to slowly faze out slavery over time.

      Also, the 7 nations which were to be kicked out of Canaan were given warnings to leave and not be harmed. Some even took the Israelites up on the offer. And since God made everything, he owns everything, and therefore He has full rights to take land away from one nation and give it to another.

      Killing and death come with war, it's part of the territory.

      I stated, again, in this thread, that the Bible promotes hatred of gays and lesbians. Again, I gave examples. Again, you are unable to do anything but attack the bearer of the bad news :-(

      Examples? You gave examples of common Christian dogma. You didn't give book, chapter, and verse examples of the Bible promoting hatred of homosexuals.

      I stated, again, in this thread, and in several entries in my journal, the biological basis for accepting gays, lesbians, and transexuals as part of the normal human mosaic, and that people who use religion to attack members of these groups, or marginalize them, are promoting hatred. The FCC is in charge of the public airwaves, and wants to regulate swear words. I think that regulating people promoting religions that instill prejudice and hatred to minorities in the name of God is more important than a "fuck" or "shit" or "tit" that didn't get bleeped out. Again, instead of providing an argument as to why I'm wrong, you just spout off against me.

      Normal has nothing to do with it. Whether or not a person is born with homosexual tendencies doesn't change the fact that it is immoral and a sin. Of course, environmental conditions that someone is in affect the decision to live a homosexual life.

      Homosexuality as a sin is akin to theft or lying. People are born with certain tendencies to lie or steal, but no matter how much you wanna take that pack of bubblegum without paying for it, it is still WRONG and against the law to do so.

      If we take you as an example, we'd have to conclude that an inability to think logically is a prerequisite for believing in God.

      Instead of attacking me, attack my arguments. Prove that God even exists. I've already provided proofs, both here and in my journal, that the God of the Bible doesn't. Refute them.


      I didn't see that as a prerequisite to debunk you arguments that the Bible was a hate-mongering and inconsistent piece of literature. An argument on the existence of God is a lengthy one (I know, being involved in 3 seperate arguments in the past) and certainly not suitable for this argument.

      Prove that gays and lesbians are doing something wrong. I've already proven, both here and in my journal, that they are normal.

      AIDS, lack of reproduction, lack of the proper "equipment" to get the job done (as compared to heterosexual sex in which both parties have the absolute perfect equipment to get the job done), all give an argument that homosexuality is certainly not proper behavior for human bein

  261. Fuck the FCC Fuck GW BUSH fuck the Powell's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This country fucking sucks now. Anybody who votes for Bush can go fuck themselves.

  262. You people are unbeleivable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Janet Jackson just may be the smartest person in America. The whole point of that stunt is that as a country we are addicted (yes addicted) to violence. Something is horribly wrong when one of the most violent sports in the world is considered family affair until a tit is shown.

    THE POINT IS THE WHOLE DAMN THING SHOULD BE R RATED!!!

  263. NWA by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    I used to think that one of their hits was "No Amiga", and presumed they were Atari ST fans instead. Finally I figured out that it was "Yo Nigger", after it kept getting played again and again in the office...

  264. A tribute to the FCC. by Ninja+Programmer · · Score: 1
  265. Old saying by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Take away a man's right to say Fuck, and you've taken away his right to say Fuck The Government.

    I forgot who said this, might have been a comedian.

    wbs.

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    Huh?
  266. Summary of to-day's comments: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /.ers are a herd of cannibalistic trolls.

  267. hey now.... by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    Well, luckily for me, I dont god damn fucking swear at all.. nope, not me... not fucker ever...

    fuckers.

    but like carlin said, they're just words.. it's the intent behind them that's offensive..

    so let's start a campaign into making them null words..

  268. Violating First Am. through Sloppy Definitions by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative
    Miller's article shows that the FCC doesn't have a clue what "profane" means, and Miller himself is a bit fuzzy though he's at least in the right ballpark.
    • "Profane" speech is using something sacred / religious for secular purposes. If the FCC tries to get into that business, it's jumping seriously into the "establishment of religion" parts of the First Amendment, and has entirely no business doing so, especially when its members have demonstrated their incompetence with the territory. Swearing on Bibles in court is profane - the Bible is there specifically because of its religious significance. Saying "Oh, my God!" when you're not talking to God is profane, and the FCC doesn't seem to mind that kind of language on TV. Saying "Fuck You!" might be profane if you're a part of some fertility-worshipping religion, or saying it to someone of that belief set, but in normal American cultural use it's not profane, just offensive. "Shit!" isn't profane; "Holy shit!" sort of is, because of the "holy" part.
    • "Blasphemy" is saying insulting things about something sacred or religious, particularly a God. Using religious terms profanely isn't usually blasphemy, but can be. Blasphemy used to be illegal in much of the US, in spite of obvious First Amendment problems; Delaware got rid of their hadn't-been-enforced-in-years blasphemy laws in a case back in ~1968 along with the punishment for it, which was the whipping post.
    • "Vulgar" speech is using language that the common people use instead of the more proper language that the aristocracy and other people Better Than You use. "Having intercourse" isn't vulgar; "getting laid" and "fucking" are. "Horseshit" is vulgar; "horse manure" isn't vulgar if you're talking about farming, but is moderately vulgar if you're using it to offensively dismiss someone's arguments because you weren't willing to make the mental effort to say "Errant nonsense" or "like, totally bogus!" instead.
    • "Offensive", if you're an Elitist, means anything that of course would offend any proper person, and anyone who's not offended by it is obviously not a proper person. "Offensive", if you're not an Elitist, is just something that offends you, or that's being used to offend someone else. "Fuck you!" is usually intended to be offensive; "Fucking brilliant" is a sufficiently flexible term that could be offensive or high praise or pleased surprise. The FCC is finds both of those terms offensive because they're Elitists who are offended by the choice of language, rather than because they care whether someone is offending someone else.
    • "Bad Taste" is a lower level of Elitist term, and we are talking about American television here, so 'nuff said cause they ain't going there.
    • "Expletive" is a grammatical term, as is "pejorative" - President Nixon's expletives got deleted when they were vulgar, which might reflect badly on his character, and left in when they weren't, and so did his pejoratives. (AFAIK, LBJ didn't tape his own office, but wasn't the kind of elitist who worried about people knowing about his use of much more colorful metaphors.) "[Expletive Deleted]! The FCC are a bunch of [participle deleted] [pejorative deleted]s who wouldn't [intensifier deleted] recognize the Constitution if it bit them on their [participle deleted] [noun deleted]s!"
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  269. Hmm!? by Sargerion · · Score: 1

    All this and no mention of Howard Stern's involvement? Oh well, I guess i'm the only one who listen's to him anymore

  270. Osho on Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    BELOVED MASTER,
    I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'.
    WHAT TO DO?

    Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word. One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.

    He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

    In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.

    Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

    Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
    Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
    Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
    Aggression: Fuck you!
    Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
    Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
    Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
    Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
    Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
    Request: Get the fuck out of here!
    Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
    Greeting: How the fuck are you?
    Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
    Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
    Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
    Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very healthy too.

    If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra Fuck you! five times -- it clears the throat.

    That's how I keep my throat clear!

    Enough for today.

    http://www.otoons.com/osho/Fuck.html

    I want to fuck you like an animal
    (Nine Inch Nails - Closer)
  271. This is just too easy ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Okay, lets shoot down another bunch of ill-formed arguments:

    "Read the bible. More than 20 times. Went to seminary, too. So, I know what it says, in english, french, greek and (a bit of) hebrew). Can you say the same? Truthfully?"

    Really? WOW! But, we will see in a second if that is true.

    "The Bible is full of fallacies, one being that gays and lesbians are doing something that is an abomination before god, when in fact what they are doing is within the norms of human behaviour, and pretty much pre-determined before birth. Get some facts about human development, and you'll see that the Bible is wrong."

    So, you are god now? uh huh....

    Where did I say that I was God? Oh, you're doing a straw man argument. Well, mr straw man, you need to see the wizard of oz to get a brain :-)

    Side note: something being "natural" doesn't make it moral. Think about it.

    The bible claims to be an absolute standard of morality, of right and wrong, of "salvation" for "fallen mankind". It claims that God created everything, but at the same time absolves God of any responsability for his creatures' actions. So, if homosexuality and lesbianism are natural, how could they be immoral (after all, God "made man in his own image. Male and female made he them." to quote genesis. Now, since Christians believe in a tri-une (trinity -3 parts) God, that means that, at some point, there's some same-sex action going there (Jesus was male. Jesus says "I and the father are one - sounds like a gay union to me. So I guess that makes the Holy Spirit female, since his creatures were created in "His" image - male and female).

    "Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic."

    Ok, yep, you were lying. You don't know what you are talking about. Jesus never read, saw or wrote any part of the bible. Now, his disciples.....

    Jesus claimed that scripture was authorative, "Not one jot or tittle of the law shall pass away until all is fulfilled." When Jesus referred to the law and the prophets, he was referring to what we call the Old Testament, which is the majority of the bible.

    Also, since he claims that "I and the Father are One", he must be omniscient, so he must be aware of the Bible's contents. And since God is supposed to know "the end from the beginning", (also, "I am the alpha and the omega, the first and the last") he is supposed to be aware of everything that ever was and will be (unless, of course, he WAS a liar, or the Bible is a bunch of lies, or both).

    So I guess you either didn't read the bible, or don't believe it either :-)

    "When God commands that all the men, and every male child over a certain age, be killed, and that the women be taken as slaves, this is sick stuff."

    So you are now the authority on moral behavior? Fascinating.

    Well, the UN would consider it a crime against humanity, so I guess I'm not alone. And, isn't this like what George Bush is using as a partial justification for the invasion of Iraq - the genocide of the Kurds? And didn't the UN send troops into Bosnia because we recognize that genocide is wrong, even when done in "God's" name?

    BTW. One cannot have moral standards without a higher power...think about that as well.

    Maybe you can't, but I can.

    "So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability. Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice? Did you choose YOUR sexual preference? Or did you just one day discover that members of the opposite sex were no longer "icky" but "mmm- nice!" ? So, if you didn't choose your sexual orientation and gender, who are you to condemn others who didn't either?"

    Wow..

  272. I just have to say... by insomaniac · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Fuck the fucking fuckers

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  273. Lock The Doors by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "According to this new decision by the FCC, any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.'"

    I find that assertion to be grossly offensive.

    Will someone please report to 445 12th Street SW
    Washington, DC, and padlock the doors? We can't be having publically funded agencies issuing profanity.

    Will the FCC be issuing us each a new set of morals so that there will be no confusion as to what we each personally find offensive?

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  274. FUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK me in the goatass, biatch

  275. Terrestrial only by LocalH · · Score: 1

    This only applies to terrestrial TV. Cable channels don't have any real restrictions, hence Comedy Central being able to run the South Park movie uncensored, and also most of Chappelle's Show. And I'm fine with that, as long as it stays that way. As soon as they try to regulate all of TV, then I'll boycott.

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  276. Sign the petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  277. Re:This is just a case of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > As JFK said "The only thing to fear is fear
    > itself"

    It turned out he had *much* more to fear.

  278. a solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be in favor of the death penalty for both Oprah Winfrey and Howard Stern.

  279. Happens to US stars in Australia occasionally by hayden · · Score: 1
    Because of the more relaxed atmosphere they tend to forget they're live to air. Emma Caufield (Anya from Buffy) let fuck slip out on an interview on national radio.

    Unlike in America, nobody really cares here.

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    1. Re:Happens to US stars in Australia occasionally by Zey · · Score: 0
      Because of the more relaxed atmosphere they tend to forget they're live to air.

      James Brayshaw and Jeff Thompson commentating the Ashes Test series (Australia vs England, cricket) for Channel 10. Rain caused a match delay. Just before the ad break, the camera's on the field where it's coming in buckets. Suddenly there's the sound of an exclamation from Jeff Thompson: "Fuck! It's pissing down!" :-)

      Unlike in America, nobody really cares here.

      Australians can only shake their heads in wonder at the fuss caused in America over the occasional boob or swear word while your well-attended and popular action movies show non-stop violence. American culture is very strange that way.

  280. Who gives a fuck about Howard Stern by mikehunt · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am not American. I could not care less about Stern or other broadcasters. The real problem here is how totally fucked up American society is. I know that at least half of all Americans would agree with this statement.

    Stop making the entire country look like idiots!

  281. If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by lcsjk · · Score: 0

    Our country is based on democracy, and free speech is an added bonus. If more than 50% of people object to something, then a real democracy would not allow it. Issues like this generate a lot of pro and con religious comments, but the real issue is how we manage a democracy and free speech at the same time. I don't think anyone has any misgivings about how the framers of the constitution felt about profanity in public. Free speech is not freedom to offend, regardless of your convictions about free speech. The major problem is how to define things to allow freedom and democracy at the same time. Give it a try instead of ranting. Maybe you can find a universally accepted defination.

  282. Fuck the FCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's some pretty fucking fucked up shit from the fucking fuckers at the FCC.

  283. The country is currently run by by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    A Bush, a Dick, and a Colin. Can we expect the FCC to levy fines against the administration anytime soon?

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  284. Stern? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more concerned about the loss of political speech with these restrictions, not the loss of the ability to roll in the dough by airing lesbians.

  285. :"My fellow and loyal subjects by LandGator · · Score: 1

    "of His Royal Majesty King George III (or IV):

    "Are not these rabble-rousers' demands for freedom of speech, or the press, the right to keep and bear arms, of free assembly, 'grossly offensive' to the Crown and His Majesty?"

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    Geeze, George, it's enough to make me want to resign from the Republican Party. I think I'll go buy a LEGALIZE FREEDOM bumper sticker.

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  286. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by adamruck · · Score: 1

    Um.... I think your wrong about the majority rule thing. Just becuase a majority wants something doesn't mean its right.

    Imagine this... say you did agree with majority rule. The blacks are a minorty... lets go to slavery. The jews are a minority... lets discriminate against them. The people who publish written work are a minority, lets censor. Anyone who is not chrisitian is a minority, lets join church and government.

    Do you see where im going with this? Everyone has rights, including the minority. I think we all need to live in a dictatorship(a real one) for a while, then we would appreciate the rights we have now a lot more.

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  287. As an English teacher in China... by glenalec · · Score: 1

    ...I had to just last week debrief four classes of students on appropriate usage of profanity. They want to talk like a hollywood action flic amongst their peers, that's fine, but when you call your teacher to tell him that 'the fucking internet is friggin mother-fucked up today' it is pretty inappropriate and I was honestly shocked (and that example is NOTHING compared to how I talk to my computer when alone! - I can swear to make a US marine blush, but I don't do it when talking to my boss or where the general public has to put up with it!)

    The US has to also remember that they are exporting their culture intensively to places where the people can't look out the window for a reality check and start to take what they see/hear as literal truth of what the US is like!! Just something to keep in mind.

    I have no problems with non-gratuitous profanity. I couldn't read Enid Blyton(sp?) after age ten ('Oh Anne, you just be quiet'). But a lot of what I hear in the media today is just there to impress the pre-pubescent kids market. It just gets to sounding stupid.

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    The man with no surname and a silly hat

    On the universe: It's bunk.
  288. FCC on the first amendment: by hitchhacker · · Score: 1


    Found here: http://www.fcc.gov/parents/content.html

    Expressions of views that do not involve a "clear and present danger of serious substantive evil" come under the protection of the Constitution, which guarantees freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

    wtf is up with our goverment's usage of the word "evil"? It's getting very annoying.

    -metric

  289. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by CaptainAmerica1941 · · Score: 1

    Wow - a pretty big jump from getting tired of foul mouthed TV to reinstituting slavery.

    I would suppose that in your ideal world, the minority of people who are murderers should be allowed to kill at will. Cannibals are a minority... lets supply human flesh at the grocery store.

    Do you see where I am going with this?

  290. Federal Speech Commission by Bob+Fr · · Score: 1

    Communications is speech so the FSC is doing what it claims it is supposed to do. The question is how did we get to this point. Historically the assumption was that the transport had meaning and hence was the same as communications in the social sense. Today thanks to Shannon and others we know that the transport and the content are unrelated. We also know that the copper phone wire can many thousands of phone calls rather than just one. Spectrum management is also a source the artificial scarcity that is then used to justify granting the FSC the ability to impose social policies that would otherwise be considered outrageous.

    What is puzzling is why the FSC has not been forced to justify its violation of the (US) first amendment.

  291. Re:*sigh* by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    Just look in the first book of the Bible, where God says "the day you eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you shall surely die".

    But.. they did die. Just not that second.

  292. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by adamruck · · Score: 1

    Ok... so we both took big jumps. Reality is that everyone has a perception of what is right and wrong. The laws reflects a middle ground. My point still holds... democracy doesn't mean majority rule.

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  293. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

    Murder harms people.

    Swearing, arguably, doesn't. "Oh, shit." Who is that harming?

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  294. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by FxChiP · · Score: 1
    I would suppose that in your ideal world, the minority of people who are murderers should be allowed to kill at will. Cannibals are a minority... let's supply human flesh at the grocery store.
    The difference between what you're saying and what he's saying is that he's talking about the majority infringing on the rights of the minorities that aren't physically harmful or disgraceful to people.
  295. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Democracy: "Government by the people, Majority rule." (definition)
    A true democracy allows the majority to infringe on the rights of the minority. Our U.S. constitution has a "bill of rights" to avoid the rule by majority in certain instances. That is how the rights of minorities are protected, and that is why, even though the majority may object to language that is offensive or indecent, the minority opinion still has to be heard and considered. Note that this is not an opinion about indecent language. It's merely a way of saying that this whole thing is not just a religious issue. No matter what you may believe personally, the attempt is to provide laws and interpretation of laws that voice the majority opinion while also protecting the minority.

  296. Why not censor something that's actually offensive by dotgod · · Score: 1
    I keep hearing about censoring this word and that body part and this subject matter and that violence...

    That's great and all, but how about censoring the most offensive thing of all...

    Something that's been aired free of censorship for years...

    Something offensive to almost every man that exists...much more offensive than the F word or the S word or a pair of boobies...

    How about they FREAKING CENSOR TAMPON COMMERCIALS!!!

  297. Re:Another nail in the coffin for freedom of speec by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Unfortuantely, the FCC has responded to the ludicrous hype which has all stemmed from a split second shot of someone's breast. It was so fast it was over in the time it took me to look down to pop another taste piece of chicken breast (sweet irony, eh?) on my fork. They show far worse things on MTV, every single day but no one complained. Go figure.

    http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm
    [note, I don't know anything about the credibility of the drudgerreport, but they had an image of the breast in question]

    I had no idea this was going on until my niece pointed out that some superbowl show recently showed Janet Jackson's breast on tv. I don't know if this was broadcast tv or otherwhise honestly. She also sugest that it's the reason for the subjectmater in the recent southpark episode... is it 701, or 801.

    You know for a fact that america is filled with uptight religious zelots when we take so much time and effort and debate regarding some popstar showing her breast on television. Personaly I think if you've never seen a breast before, then it's about damn time, unless you really want to ban National Geographic from children.

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  298. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Ghostx13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People really need to get away from the notion that America is a democracy. We're not. We're a consitutional republic. The means that despite what the majority wants, the rule of LAW supercedes that want.

    This is one of the major problems in the US today. People think we're a democracy. True, we do run the country, more or less, democratically. However, the Constitution, it's amendments, and other works of Law are what rule this country. The executive branch enforces the law, the legislative branch makes new laws, and the judicial system rules whether these laws abide by the Constitution.

    Didn't you pay attention at ALL in school? Freedom of Speech isn't an "added bonus"! It's a right as guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. Pure and simple, no argument can be made against this. I mean come on it's right their in the name "Bill of Rights" not "Bill of Added Bonuses".

    Regulating speech is not only silly, but very dangerous. Can't you understand that rolling over and just taking something like this sets up a precident for takeing away our other guaranteed rights? You think freespeech is an added bonus. What if the FCC decideds that things on Slashdot are offensive. I know I get offended by alot of things on here. In fact, your comment offends me a pretty good bit. By your reasoning, if a majority of people get offended by your comment, you shouldn't be able to post it. Can you see how this is dangerous?

  299. Guess I'll Jump in Late... by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    profane, adj. (Of speech or conduct) irreverent to something held sacred.

    I know I'm jumping in late on this one, and I'm not reading at -1 so mod me down if I'm redundant, but what scares me the most about this is not that they are trying to prevent utterance of the dreaded "F-word" on TV. What scares me is that they are doing so because it is "profane".

    This makes me fear that either:

    A. The people in charge really don't speak the same language that the rest of us do and/or they don't even consider the ramifications of semantic uncertainty in the language that they use to write the laws by which they will punish us.

    or

    B. Somebody in our government will get to decide what is and what isn't officially sacred, they will get to decide just how irreverant the rest of us can and cannot be, and they will get to decide appropriate punishment for those of us who act in a manner they deem profane.

    The Dalai LLama

    "If we ever get a president named Booger, Skeeter, T-Bone, or Downtown President Brown, you'll know that finally this country is a relaxed, comfortable place to live." - George Carlin
  300. Yo! Conservative Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What the fuck is wrong with these people? Fucken hell if you can fucken say a fucken word on TV becuase 3 christian hardcores will complain that their ears have been fucken soiled, then what fucken kinda of democracy have you fucken got left.

    Profanity my fucken arse. The Fucken FCC (Fucken Cunts Commission) ought get fucken back to their core job description and fuck the right out of language. And the the fucken conservative politicians putting on the pressure should take their heads out of their fucken black arse and fuck a tree. fucken dumb fuckers.

  301. At least the rich won't have to suffer by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as they are combining church and state, I'm sure they will bring back indulgences. For those not in the know it just means you can pray for your sins, or pay for your sins to be forgiven.

    It's a shame that it's the zealots that have the voice because they are so entertaining to watch. Most people I know are pretty tolerant, but it's kind of hard to be rabidly vocally tolerant so they get drowned out.

  302. ObSimpsonsQuote(was Re:Overreaching their charter) by hankaholic · · Score: 1

    Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot.

    (Homer, after stepping on a nail)

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    Somebody get that guy an ambulance!
  303. Offensive by PieceNick · · Score: 1

    So speech is free, unless someone is offended. That offends me!

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  304. News article on the above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  305. hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1,000th post!

  306. Hey, yankees, by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    which fucking part of "shall make no fucking law" don't you fucking understand???

  307. I wonder if Slashdot will get shutdown when I say by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
    ... the FCC is really really fucking Nazi.

    Ah, good ol' Godwin.

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  308. Oh no! by MWoody · · Score: 1

    So now we can NIETHER prick our fingers NOR finger out pricks!?

  309. Robots my ass. by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

    Huh? Small children are robots that parrot what they hear? Righhht. ;) Sure they are. ;) You just keep telling yourself that. Apparently they are devoid of the ability to use reasoning and logic, and therefore can not be taught that the word they heard is inappropriate for them to use.

    My god, I cuss like a sailor. Actually worse. My children do not run around spouting obscenities, so I guess I had better get their hearing checked.

    p.s. Umm, by the new standards, is my subject line indecent or profane? Both?

  310. you count funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A lot of people are still pretty pissed"

    no, a handful of people are pissed. You probably live in "backwater, USA", and so you're unduly influenced by fundamentalist dogma about how "dirty" the human body is.

    "Whether you agree, or not, the public airwaves in the US are regulated, and there are content standards."

    They are not regulated the way you claim, or indeed to the degree the FCC is now claiming control. Aside from the old Pacifica ruling, there is no legally binding guidelines. The FCC has guidelines that are not open to public scrutiny because...gues what... not only will they not even define their standards, but they change them from day to day and week to week. These are teh facts.

    "If you don't like it, do what you need to do and run for Congress."

    Why bother? This whole thing is not about a tit and the word fuck, its a smokescreen to point out that (a) the war in Iraq is going badly (b) bush could be the dumbest president we ever had (c) the cheney halliburton connection is unbelievably corrupt. So Bush plays to fundamentalist idiots by saying "Oooh, we're getting rid of Howard Stern".

    Well you know what? The majority of us are finally tired of people like jamming their goofy, cloistered view on the majority of us, and we're taking back the country. I'm 44 years old, I've voted Republican forever, I'm registered Republican, but my party has left me. They're pandering to dummies below the 50th percentile who thinks God is throwing lightening bolts because I like Porn, my kids didn't get upset when they saw a titty at half-time (they laughed), and I'm tired of you jamming Jesus down my throat. I'm already a Goddamn methodist, I don't cram my views down your throat, so stay the fuck away from me, what I do, and what I like. Stop trying to punish me and blame your children.

    Fuck you. Seriously. Just fuck you. ANd your whole insular life, and the way you think you know better than anybody else. Just fuck you.

  311. Why does the word "fuck" scare you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't figure out why it scares you. Be an adult, and don't run away from words. They're only ideas, not rocks.

  312. This is false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what the retarded fundamentalists want you to think.

    But the truth is HS was #1 in all the markets CC kicked him from. This was all about political censorship; they threw HS to the wolves to appease Bush's FCC.

    The sooner bush is out of office, the safer this country will be. He is a disaster.

  313. I object... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find the phrase "Microsoft Windows" objectionable and profane. It should be forbidden.

  314. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Based on democracy" with free speech as a "bonus" (to real democracy) is a way of saying that the US is not a democracy but the government is based on the principals of democracy. Free speech, (and the rest of the bill of rights) is an added bonus on top of the democratic foundation, and that is what makes us a constitutional republic. Jumped in too quick didn't you?
    The bill of rights not only protects free speech, but also protects others when the free speech is abused. If enough people feel that profanity is abusive, then they have the right to be protected from another's free speech. You may think you have freedom of expression, but if you use your freedom of expression to be a "flasher" and expose your body to children, you will find that the bill or rights protects someone other than yourself.

  315. We train young men to drop fire on people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders
    won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"-Apocalypse Now

    No cameras for US war dead's return
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/ 3239659. stm

  316. Re:PC Magazine Confirms It!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is just not for you. You are not smart enough.

  317. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by damiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is a work friendly site

    Unless your boss is a) ultraconservative and b) constantly looking over your shoulder, I don't see how a "fuck" in size-12 Times is gonna hurt you.

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  318. Party? How may we seat you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One. Smoking section.

  319. example of censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I experience censorship on slashdot all the time do to my view being opposite of whomever has mod points. Doesn't make my opinion not valid, but ppl who read at the default threshold won't see my comment. This is no different than the FCC regulating offensive words, as long as the majority of the masses find it offensive (ie not the slashdot mods) these new regulations will not only be excepted, but welcomed. On that note, let me make sure my viewpoint is modded down.

    Nothing is stopping anyone effected by the FCC to switch to internet broadcasting, Sat/cable, print media, whatever! They can voice thier speech through any amount of alternative outlets. It's thier stupid decision to use FCC regulated frequencies which are bound by indecency rules.

    GET YOUR FILTH OFF OUR RADIO WAVES AND BROADCAST TV! ...that outta do it

  320. Glad I'm not American. by downundarob · · Score: 1

    They say that society swings like a pendulum between science and religion. Seems American Legislators are thinking that the American Populace are becoming a bunch of prigs.

    I'm glad I'm Australian, where the concept of 'fair-go' seems to be better accepted.

  321. dude... by sisco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    there are too many posts here to read them all.

    Here's the great thing about the FCC. They are swayed by the volume of complaints that arrive in their mailbox. Nevermind that many of them come from the same organization, or the same people week after week.

    It's worse that the e-voting issues!!

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  322. AMEN! by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    These words express emotions and ideas that some people find offensive or indecent or whatever excrementy other excuse they can find to justify their desire for others to limit their use.

    I believe you are right about low IQ, but there is another factor present here as well; namely, straight up fear.

    That's right, fear. Anybody who cannot handle these words is living in a self-built world of denial. Quite simply, they cannot handle the simple truth of their humanity and thus try to hide it. To me this is their loss really. It really sucks to always live in fear and ignorance.

    Too bad they fuck up their kids one by one. Ever wonder why so many teenage kids, raised in conservative families, rebel? Look no further than this for most of them.

    They should just shut the fuck up and learn to deal. Teach their kids the way the world really works and go from there. Hiding from all the bad things doesn't make them go away you know. This sort of witch hunt is foolish in the way that peril-sensitive sunglasses is funny.

    Go ahead, keep your eyes closed and your mind in prison. Just know I am not afraid to not do the same. That's exactly why we have a first amendment.

    Our leaders would do well to remember that.

  323. Gauss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Gauss bell curve is proof that 50% of the population is under average intelligence. Anything else is a non-sequitur.

  324. FCC - the new priesthood by towatatalko · · Score: 1

    According to the 7th edition of the Black's Law dictionary "profanity" is defined as "profane, adj., (Of speech or conduct) irreverent to something held sacred." Something held sacred evokes the idea of something religious and of higher value. Therefore, now we have a new form of priesthood as exemplified in FCC's rulings. They're the new priesthood of making sure our language does not get polluted with profanities. And they want to decide it for us, right? I can voluntarily abstain from indecent words and phrases, but it my decision. My words is my own religion, not theirs.

    But what is so sacred about language, one might ask, that we need to make sure that FCC's priests can let us know if something is, or not, profane? Soon enough there will be people who will want to control not just broadcasted language via radio or TV but also in public gatherings, bars and restaurants, or on internet. Folks, where is this going to take us? Do you want to live in the world with all those controls? I would say f'k 'em.

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  325. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Swearing, arguably, doesn't. "Oh, shit." Who is that harming?

    Me, you fuckin' asshole.

    Hey, you know if we legislated against showing illegal stuff on tv, then the news wouldn't have been able to show us the play-by-play of the events on September 11th. They wouldn't have been able to tell us, even. They would have just said something like "Terrorists, well, we can't talk about them on tv anymore because they only do illegal things, and they've done something illegal, but we can't talk about it."

    Hmmmm, and showing murder doesn't hurt anyone. Let's not institutionalize thoughtcrime, now. Next thing you know the FCC will issue us a dictionary with only 5000 words in it, effectively removing concepts from the language which might require any sort of independent thought.

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  326. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Regulating speech is not only silly, but very dangerous.

    You know, I really don't like making 1984 references, but I just did in another post and now I'm going to do it again.

    Regulate speech first. Language comes next. Then they can trim out all the subversive words in the language until the only thing a man can think about is his work and his love for the state.

    We need to make sure we keep as much in our language as possible, and that we constantly diversify it and spread it around. Removing words from tv or radio is regulating speech. Language is next.

    Not that I'm trying to predict 1984 in 2084 or anything like that. But the possibility of a state like 1984 ever happening is real, no matter how slight, and it's a fate worse than death for humanity. So whenever someone takes a serious step in that direction, we need to take it seriously.

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  327. Wow. Interesting analysis. by malachid69 · · Score: 1
    So, here's my 2 cents on the analysis and decision...

    Back in October, the FCC ruled that the use of the word "fucking" as an adjective was not indecent

    Anyone know what the ratings where for South Park episode 502: It hits the fan which has about 270+ instances of the word "shit"? Obviously, a more profane word if we are going to look at the vulgarity aspect, but they let that through as well.

    The Seventh Circuit, in its most recent decision defining "profane" under section 1464, stated that the term is "construable as denoting certain of those personally reviling epithets naturally tending to provoke violent resentment or denoting language so grossly offensive to members of the public who actually hear it as to amount to a nuisance."35

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are thousands (or more) people in the US that feel that any mention of God in a political speech is a offensive and a nuisance (as well as illegal if we consider the separation of church and state). Therefore, shouldn't any mention of God in a political campaign be considered profane?

    In addition, if they want to sue someone for broadcasting profane language, don't they have to file a suit, and put the words used in the case notes? And don't those notes become public? And doesn't the media usually repeat what they are being charged with -- thus putting those same words back into broadcast?

    36 Nuisance has been defined as including "a condition of things which is prejudicial to the . . . sense of decency or morals of the citizens at large . . . ." Ballentine's Law Dictionary (3d ed. 1969).

    I reiterate my God and South Park statements above.

    We will analyze other potentially profane words or phrases on a case-by-case basis.

    IE: They reserve the right to make what you said illegal AFTER THE FACT.

    Personally, I can't wait until our own government (whether it be the FCC or local riot police) actually read these words and think for a moment on what they ACTUALLY say: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

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  328. the Supreme Court on yelling fire by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

    Justice Holmes was merely making a completely hypothetical and paranthetical aside in Schenk v US with his Fire remark. First of all, that case was heard in 1919, wartime. World-wartime. During these times, the older parts of the Constitution give the government a little more power -- like to put the Japs in concentration camps during WW2 (as affirmed in Korematsu v United states in 1944). Schenk has nothing to do with movie theaters. The "speech" in question was propagranda leaflets being circulated which among other things declared that the Conscription Act (military draft) was a violation of the Thirteenth Amendment (slavery). The undisputed intent of the documents were to impede both volunteering and drafting, an intent which violated the Espionage Act of 1917. This posed a clear and imminent threat to the security of the US -- the ONLY situation in which free speech may be infringed.

    The Supreme Court has heard no case in which either the Federal Govt or the states have attempted to prosecute a theater-fire-yeller. There are no laws, there are no precedents. Justices tend to become off-topic in their opinions (sort of like this thread), but what Holmes said was no Footnote Four that has had any post-ruling influence. And by the way, in pretty much every subsequent free speech case (other than DMCA-affirming cases like Eldred v Ashcroft) and the lower courts' encounter with Emmanuel Goldstein's DeCSS crusade, the Supreme Court has opted to strengthen the protection of free speech.

    So, as I said, it is legal to yell fire in a theater as it does not violate any law (a law which does not exist because what it would be prohibiting does not pose a direct and imminent threat to the Federal Government.

    But I invite you to test it out -- maybe you'll get famous.

    </ConLaw rant>

    1. Re:the Supreme Court on yelling fire by numark · · Score: 1

      I can see your point, and I agree, as you have said, that there is indeed no written law against yelling "fire" in a theatre. Certainly there are many different ways of interpreting anything said by the Justices, and as you have shown, putting the words into context also have a big effect on the interpretations. I also realize, looking back on the decision along with what you said, that you are indeed right on the legal effect of the words from Justice Holmes. I stand corrected :)

      (And no, I think I'll recuse myself from testing it out ;)

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  329. only if you pay him little boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway?

    only if you pay him little boy.
    only if you pay him and you SWALLOW!
  330. I'm an american and NO, you get the hell out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an american and NO, you get the hell out.
    Just who the fuck are those fucking "Americans"
    you keep describing.
    There are 250 FUCKING MILLION people in America,
    considerably less than 50 million voted in the election,
    and the majority did not vote for fucking Bush,
    so who the FUCK ARE THESE AMERICANS!??!?

  331. Welcome to ... by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    the Dark Ages again. Europe dug their way out, but most probably because they got rid of their short-sighted, thin skinned, want-to-dominate-the-world religious extremists who went to ...

  332. You're a troll... by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    The FCC began its witch-hunt BEFORE the Janet Jackson incident and has been SPECIFICALLY targetting ClearChannel.

    http://www.sptimes.com/2004/01/28/Tampabay/Bubba _s _brazen_shows_.shtml

    But don't let the facts stand in your way of a good conspiracy theory.

  333. More reason to hold your nose and vote for Kerry by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    We can't allow our public discourse to be beholden to puritan peabrains.

    Whether it's John Milton in Areopagitica explaining that the good is only known by examination of the bad, or Justice Felix Frankfurter warning against "burning down the house to roast the pig," the wisest minds have always opposed the dullards' lust to censor.

    The culture wars aren't going to abate. Bush and his theologically minded scolds will carry on as our freedoms are constantly curtailed to suit the tastes and limits of the Falwellian mind. Kerry does indeed suck in many ways; but we will not get this kind of reactionary government under him.

  334. Please don't diminish these words. by willpall · · Score: 1

    Fuck, shit, asshole. These words have the power they do precisely because they are taboo and bad. As much as I hate censorship, I would hate it worse if these words became so mainstream and accepted that they lost their oomph. If I hammer my finger on accident, saying "Gosh darn it" alleviates absolutely NO pain. Saying "God fucking damnit!!" actually seems to help a little. This would not be the case if these words were as commonplace as "darn" and "ouch". I'm serious on this one. Every language needs it's curses, and these need to be respected as such lest they lose their power.

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  335. Censor this! by TyrionEagle · · Score: 1

    http://www.updater.co.uk/

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  336. Get XM and satellite TV by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1

    As much as the FCC would love to, they cannot regulate XM on their best day. The sooner people move off the FCC regulated portions of the EM spectrum, the sooner the FCC will become irrelevant.

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  337. Now if only the FCC would regulate trolls on /. by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
    Then maybe they'd accomplish something useful and I wouldn't have to read drivel like this.
    Expand your vocabulary. learn to communicate. Try to go a whole day without using any profanity or expletives and I bet you will find that you too might have a problem.

    I beg to fucking differ. How the fuck does your inability to handle what I have to say equate to me having a problem?

    Here's a better idea: How about you try going through a whole day without casting judgment on everyone else around you and focusing on your own flaws for once? I bet you'll find that you too have a fucking problem.

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  338. Prosecute all offenders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me it is a very boneheaded decision. I hear and read more profanity during the day from other people than from what I hear in the radio (not that I listen to much radio anyway). Can we get the Internet to be legislated too, please? Maybe after a gazillion cases brought to the court, FCC realizes its stupidity.

  339. Removing offensive content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I find the following offensive. FCC, please ban them.
    • Beer commercial showing hot babes in bikinis. Women are not sex toys
    • Victoria's Secret commercial. Too much skin showing.
    • Viagra Commercial. Are they implying I need it? It is sex related too.
    • Pepto-Bismol. Anything connected with shit is offensive.
    • Tampon commercials. Eeewww!
    • Animal products. Why are they showing people eating dead animal flesh?
    • Sportswear commercial. How dare they show products made in 3rd world countries by kids. Kinds, I tell ya.
    • Insurance commercial. Are they implying that I'll be dead soon?

    OK, that is it for now. I'll post a more comprehensive advertisement lists of what I find offensive later.
    Now, for the TV show
    • Sesame Street. They have the letter F! Man, that is F-ing offensive for a kid's show. What are they teaching our kids?
    • Friends, how dare they show kissing and sex between friends.
    • Will and Grace. Gay, gay, gay and gay. This tops the chart in the offensiveness scale
    • 20/20 How dare they have programs discussing breast implants, circumcision, rapes, gender assignment surgery? Very offensive
    • CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC. They show war with people getting killed. I see dead people!! (FOX, too, but FOX supports the president, so they should be exempt)
    • Any sports game. Look, they hug and pat each other's behind! Only slightly less offensive that Will and Grace.

    I could go on, but in the mean time you can start with these shows.
  340. OT: Re:Damn it! by sploxx · · Score: 1

    Except that this was probably never a case for the court, rather a case to be discussed privately by Mr. & Mrs. Clinton?

  341. Janet Jackson's Nipple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who have not seen a nipple, raise your hand!

    [Sadly, I bet that some people will raise their hand, forgetting that even men have nipples. It's not like something you haven't seen before].

    You know how conservatives argue that guns don't kill people? Now apply that to human body. Human body is not obscene. What people do with their body can/may be obscene. If you look at women's breasts in a non-sexual context and think obscene, then it's your brain that malfunctions. How about mouths and tongues? There are such things as oral sex, you know, which by the logic makes showing lips obscene. If you think nipples, penises and vaginas are obscene, you are welcome to remove yours.

    How is it possible for people in "less civilized" tribes to see uncovered female breasts and yet don't get a 24 hour a day erection? Are their kids unprotected from becoming perverts? How about Chinese women feet? In the past, female breasts were not as erotic as women feet (talk about foot fetish!) that were bound and deformed so that they were very small. The matter is, the more you make something a forbidden pleasure, the more people seek it (and perverted because of it). Go to many European beaches or see European TVs and you see that nudity does not automatically makes people perverts.

  342. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not many paid attention in school. The average dipstick on the street would probably agree that the purpose of the constitution is to guarantee that the majority gets its way. They never seem to realize that we don't need a constitution for that - that's how angry mobs work!

    Many of these morons believe that if 51% of the country voted to exterminate the other 49%, that would be cool.

  343. 2 Letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BS, Bush-Shit! This really doesn't surprise me considering what a fine job Dubyas done. He will turn this into a major part of his re-election( god forbid) platform. Personally I say pray for the country that Bush loses, the FCC gets it's head out of Bush's ass, and officials remember the 1st amendment.

  344. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by Rocinante · · Score: 1

    Actually, you're an ignorant fucking tool. Bono said, "fucking". The FCC let it slide because it was used as a synonym for "very", not as sexual slang. What the FCC is saying now is that saying "fuck" will get you fucked regardless of context.

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  345. Killing is *fine* by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Stupid, I agree. But censorship isn't about logic. It's about squeaky wheels and grease.

    TV violence is more pornographic in its way than any "real" porn. And I'd rather small kids see the occasional tit than all the violence they're exposed to day in and day out. But violence doesn't get the same response as "indecency". People complain about it, but not with the same level of Satan-is-amongst-us self-righteousness.

    Also, come to think of it, there's the matter of who's bothered by TV violence. It's people like you and me, who've stopped to think about what actually has a bad social effect, as opposed to what offends them personally. And such people tend to be against censorship on principle.

  346. Collage? by GAVollink · · Score: 1

    In collage, they'll be 18, and they can do whatever they want. At that point, they should have the intelligence to be able to understand the full consequences of what they are doing.

  347. Re:*sigh* by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Here you go:
    'And Yahweh commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat, but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you shall not eat of it, <b>for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die</b>.' Genesis 2:16-17
    So, again, this makes God to be a liar, and a fearmonger. Get over it, the bible is a bunch of superstitious lies.
  348. What's the FCCing problem? by dtabraha · · Score: 1


    Maybe the FCC is just PO'd about having an acronym that sounds like the F-Bomb if you try to pronounce it.

    Sort of like a kid with the last name of "Bush" who always got made fun so he partners up with a guy named "Dick" and goes on to become president to try and to ban all profanity.

  349. Re:No, it's you == Ignorant by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    I said:

    Again, MY point was that the Bible is not self-consistent, so, since it is flawed, it should not be exempt from regulation by the FCC.

    You said:

    You say this with what authoritative knowledge? Because you read the Bible 20 times as well as in Greek? You have no idea what is said in the Bible, so how can you say it is not self-consistent?

    More of the same old, same old, you can't knock down my arguments so you engage in petty attacks on me. Just more proof that people who believe the bible are not capable of constructing a logical argument, because they're too used to taking everything of faith.

    I said:

    I stated in this thread that the bible promoted genocide. I gave examples. Did you refute them? No. Instead you attacked me, without success.

    You replied

    You mention the killing and enslavement of people promoted by God, yes. Of course, in contemporary Judaism it is understood that God doesn't like slavery. If he was to forbid such a prevalent practice as slavery (which was the normal thing for all winning nations in those times) then he'd be causing people to sin.

    So you are claiming that God allowed slavery to prevent people from sining. That's a very weak God, when he can't find a better solution.

    You also wrote:

    You also forget to mention the responsibilities of a Jewish slave-owner as told in the Bible. The responsibilities that need to be fulfilled are understood by contemporary Judaism as a measure to slowly faze out slavery over time.

    "Hey, I treats my slaves okay, they should be HAPPY to be my slaves." Come on, slavery is a crime against humanity. There never was any justification to enslave anyone, for any reason.

    You wrote:

    Also, the 7 nations which were to be kicked out of Canaan were given warnings to leave and not be harmed. Some even took the Israelites up on the offer. And since God made everything, he owns everything, and therefore He has full rights to take land away from one nation and give it to another.

    Again, this is just people using God as a reason to kill off people with different beliefs. How is this less of a crime against humanity than what went on in Bosnia, or in Hitller's Germany?

    You wrote:

    Killing and death come with war, it's part of the territory.

    These weren't defensive actions. They were attacks. There is no justification for attacking and slaughtering people because their beliefs are different. If there were, I'd have to worry about you attacking me physically, and vice versa.

    I wrote:

    I stated, again, in this thread, that the Bible promotes hatred of gays and lesbians. Again, I gave examples. Again, you are unable to do anything but attack the bearer of the bad news :-(

    You wrote:

    Examples? You gave examples of common Christian dogma. You didn't give book, chapter, and verse examples of the Bible promoting hatred of homosexuals.

    Here you go - old and new testament quotes:

    "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13.

    and

    "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them." Romans 1:32.

    Just do a google for "god hates fags" and see the garbage that pops up, complete with bible references, about how gays and lesbians are supposedly committing abominations against god, put up by people who call themselves believers in god.

    I wrote:

    I stated, again, in this thread, and in several e

  350. Re:No, it's you == Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

    More of the same old, same old, you can't knock down my arguments so you engage in petty attacks on me. Just more proof that people who believe the bible are not capable of constructing a logical argument, because they're too used to taking everything of faith.

    Petty attack? I question your authority to decide if the Bible is consistent or not.

    So you are claiming that God allowed slavery to prevent people from sining. That's a very weak God, when he can't find a better solution.

    Well, as you say the CREATOR OF ALL THINGS made a stupid decision. I guess I should believe you. Your lack of knowledge on how a Jewish slave-owner treats his slave is the reason why you can't see how good of a ruling it was.

    In the morning, the slave and his master wake up and both want breakfast. Who makes the food? The master. Who eats the food made by the master? The slave. Who makes the coffee? The master. Who drinks the coffee? The slave.

    One pillow in the whole house to sleep with, who gets it? The slave, rather than the master.

    Not only that, but a slave owner only gets to keep a slave until the Shmita year (happens in 7-year cycles), at which point the slave owner is obliged to send the former slave with many gifts. Of course, the slave can choose to stay with his master, but even then he can only stay until the Jubilee year (50-year cycles).

    It sounds pretty good to be a slave of a Jew.

    Again, this is just people using God as a reason to kill off people with different beliefs. How is this less of a crime against humanity than what went on in Bosnia, or in Hitller's Germany?

    That is, assuming God doesn't exist and therefore doesn't own all of his creations.

    These weren't defensive actions. They were attacks. There is no justification for attacking and slaughtering people because their beliefs are different. If there were, I'd have to worry about you attacking me physically, and vice versa.

    They were idolators. That is, the worshiped gods other than the only true God. When you don't even acknowledge the One who made you, what rights do you have before Him? Again, this assumes God doesn't exist and therefore didn't give the command to attack.

    Here you go - old and new testament quotes: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13. and "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them." Romans 1:32.

    That doesn't give me any impression that I should hate homosexuals. Just because I kill a person doesn't mean I hate them.

    Just do a google for "god hates fags" and see the garbage that pops up, complete with bible references, about how gays and lesbians are supposedly committing abominations against god, put up by people who call themselves believers in god.

    Well, of course those people have a distorted view of things. What they believe doesn't apply to me, however.

    The bible doesn't equate stealing with homosexuality. Stealing is a sin, but the bible reserves the much severer term of "abomination" for homosexuality and lesbianism.

    Whoopideedoo? It is man's free will that allows him to decide to be a thief or homosexual (despite ANY environmental forces at work). That was my point, which you seemingly missed.

    At least gays and lesbians are more charitable than the god-fearing. They would agree that if someone stole from you, or prevented you from marrying the person of your choice, that they were doing wrong. Why can't you show them the same respect?

    What they say doesn't affect my view that the lifestyle they've chosen is wrong.

    Cat got your tongue? I was able to come up with several examples of the Bible being a book filled with

  351. Re:No, it's you == Ignorant by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Quit trying to justify slavery. No matter how you look at it, there is one difference between a slave and a free person - the slave is property.

    Nobody should own another human being. That you have gone to such extremes to try to justify the Bible's stance is an example of the wrongheadedness that I have been pointing out.

    As to your statement questioning my authority to decide whether the Bible is inconsistent or not, instead of attacking me, attack the examples I give. But you can't (as evinced by your attempt to justify the biblical stance on slavery). You may be happy with your stance, but it is immoral.

  352. Re:No, it's you == Ignorant by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

    Agreed, slavery was not a good thing.

  353. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

    I... maybe I'm confused, but I don't understand your post.

    I was explaining why murder should be illegal, and swearing shouldn't be...

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    evil adrian
  354. Ban it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a developed country like US allow
    *** in Bedrooms ? Why don't they ban it ?
    Also it will be a better IDEA to go for artificial
    insemination ( that too done by clergy men,
    not others )

  355. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    hmm, made sense when I was posting it, but now that I re-read it...

    I was agreeing with you, even though it doesn't look like it. I still had some angst left over from replying to the idiot that suggesting there should be a law not allowing us to see illegal things on tv and in movies, and that angst bled into my reply to you blurring what I was trying to say.

    Sorry about that. I'll be more careful in the future...

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    Like what I said? You might like my music
  356. Thank you Mr Context, Outof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you Mr Context, Outof
    I was obviously talking about censoring
    FUCKING PROFANITY,
    self-censorship for the sake of secrecy
    concerning military matters is totally different.