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  1. Whaaaa? on Decade Old KDE Bug Fixed · · Score: 1

    How the fuck can a text file track you or do anything at all?

    Easy: give it some duct tape and a magnifying glass, then stand back.

  2. Here we go again on Will Microsoft Sell Off Its Entertainment Division? · · Score: 1

    This is an article from 2011

    I'll remind you that this is teh interwebs, and using actual references instead of TYPING IN ALL CAPS or hand-waving(!!!!!!) to back up one's point is not only unconventional but rude.

    Please refrain from your outbursts in the future. KThxBuy.

  3. Re:This article is bullshit! on Will Microsoft Sell Off Its Entertainment Division? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    who was devolving deeply into socialism toward the end of his life

    Welcome to 2013, Mr. Fossil, where the word "Socialism" doesn't make red-blooded Americans wet their pants the way it did back in the '50s.

    Of course, I'll have to ask you to stop using our Socialist services, including: roads, Fire/Police protection, public parks, water/sewer lines, power grid, internets, national defense, FDA-approved foods/drugs, labor laws, radio/broadcast spectrum, currency and education systems.

    Thank you.

  4. Re:funny how everyone 'wants' your phone # on Facebook Lets You Harvest Account Phone Numbers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I told Facebook to FO when they asked for my number too.

    The better way to deal with such data-harvesting schemes is to fill it with plausible but junk data.

    That serves two purposes:

    1. You don't stand out as a "problem"
    2. Finding and correcting said junk data becomes an impossible task if enough people do it.

    So in the case of Facebook asking for your phone number, use the correct (or neighboring) area code and make up the other digits. Don't use 555-xxxx or Jenny's number as those are too easy to spot.

    Of course, if you use two-factor authentication (which is a good idea to thwart the majority of crooks who happen to be unskilled/stupid), you'll have to provide your real number, or a working proxy.

  5. You're about 60 years too late on Judge Rules Twitter Images Cannot Be Used Commercially · · Score: 4, Informative
    Long ago, if you didn't post a copyright notice on your work, it would lose copyright protection. That was changed by our brave congresscritters (may Sonny Bono rot in hell!)

    Now copyright applied the moment the work is fixed.

    Unless someone posts it Public Domain or one of the CC flavors, it is Copyrighted, period.*

    *US only. YMMV, especially if you're a foreigner, living in some country where everyone speaks backwards, wears funny clothes and eats smelly food. Also, the music! Don't get me started.

  6. Re:Is the job market real? on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    So you're saying you don't know who your daddy is?

  7. Why not? on Richard Stallman Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but it's national security, not a kindergarten classroom. I'd like everything to be hugs and handshakes as much as the next guy, but that won't actually work for the U.S. borders.

    It worked for the 225 years before 911. How many "Terrorists" have been caught since it was implemented? How many people have been located by their fingerprints and deported after their visa expired?

    Any time someone uses the "nation security" trope, it is a good bet that they have no credible reason. Ditto for any variant of "you and everyone you love will die horribly".

  8. What what? on Will Japan's New Government Restart the Nuclear Power Program? · · Score: 2

    Japan chained Godzilla to a treadmill.

    Once he gets tired, MechaGodzilla will take a turn.

    Then Mothra

    Then back to Godzilla.

  9. Sez you on Adam Lanza Destroyed His Computer Before Rampage · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was running late for work today and realized I forgot to do laundry over the weekend.

    The only thing left to do was put my full body kevlar on over my "Venom" costume.

    Fortunately, I work for a bunch of blind people.

  10. Inconvenient Facts on If Tech Is So Important, Why Are IT Wages Flat? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Want to cry in your soup?

    For the middle class, real wages haven't risen since 1978. (chart). Of course the upper class has made out like gangbusters.

    In other words, your buying power is the same as your Leisure Suit-wearing predecessors, whereas the rich have accumulated whole closets of never-been-used ivory-handled backscratchers.

  11. Re:Um, yeah on Just Say No To College · · Score: 1

    So what should one do if one is one of those people who are "bad for society"

    Soylent Green.

    Or pick up a book ;)

  12. Yeah on Book Reviews: Lockpicking Books From Deviant Ollam · · Score: 2

    Bonus points for driving him to the right house.

    I usually leave him in a ditch, while I help myself to his wallet.

    I don't have many friends.

  13. Um, yeah on Just Say No To College · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I put myself through college and ended up with ZERO debt. Yes, it was a pain and I ate a hell of a lot of ramen (and oranges, to prevent scurvy), but I not only got my degree, but gained much knowledge in fields outside of my major, which have surprisingly proven to be more valuable than my degree.

    In my view, a degree in and of itself means nothing, except that hopefully a person is more well-rounded than some "self-made" person who has a very narrow vision of the world. Like unvaccinated people, people without lateral knowledge are bad for society. Without knowledge of history, sociology, literature, engineering, art, music, science, foreign languages, etc., those people will be little more than idiot-savants.

  14. My God on Researcher Discloses New Batch of MySQL Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    You wake up and find yourself chained up in a farmer's sex dungeon and he proceeds to sodomize you for 3 months until you finally die of an impaled rectum.

    You describe perfectly what a seasoned, experienced developer feels like when he (or she) has to wade through a typical *MP "application" in order to fix and extend it.

    Proof Cthulhu is real: *MP kiddies believe view logic is Best Logic.

  15. Not News on UK Government Mandates the Teaching of Evolution As Scientific Fact · · Score: 1

    "UK Government Mandates the Teaching of The Fundamental Basis of Biology As Scientific Fact"

    FIFY

  16. You must be a PHP "Professional" on Ask Slashdot: What Web Platform For a Small Municipality? · · Score: 2

    Wow, Argument from incredulity on teh interwebs.

    I've written rails apps that supported a very large newspaper's site, which got well over 15 MILLION pageviews per month. Never once did my apps stumble or crash.

    Like anything else, you have to know what you're doing, boychik. Now go read pp 14-16 of the Pragmatic Programmer and learn a little.

  17. Unprotected sects? on The Coming Wave of In-Dash Auto System Obsolescence · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, your phone is now crawling with malware and is part of the Nigerian National Botnet.

  18. Not really on BP and Three Executives Facing Criminal Charges Over Oil Spill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When "BP" has to spend 180 days in prison like a regular person convicted of manslaughter then I'll believe it.

    Oh, and I'd want BP to be a registered felon, so no government jobs/contracts, no leaving the country and no crossing state lines without the court's okay.

  19. Re:1st! on US Congressman Wants To Ban New Internet Laws · · Score: 2
    They get $174,000 a year already. Seems to me that they make way too much.

    I propose my new Bilateral Lowering Of Wages, Making Equality act: all representatives' salaries are immediately and permanently reduced to minimum wage ($15k/year).

    This will...

    a) save $70,000,000 of our taxes (to be used for, say, infrastructure) per year, and

    b) since they're so happy to make others live at $15 large, they shouldn't have any problem making ends meet themselves.

    I expect your full and unqualified support in bringing fiscal sanity back to Washington. Also, if you see Grover Norquist, tell him to stand closer to his razor for Dog's sake.

  20. Re:Silicon Valley - as defined by age on Silicon Valley's Dirty Little Secret: Age Bias · · Score: 1

    I left that place when I was 32 - after I sold my creations (plural) there to the highest bidders

    Pics or it didn't happen!

    I don't even see how that's possible. Etsy didn't even exist back then, so there's no way he could've sold his creations there.

    Maybe he used eBay?

  21. Real Gamers don't save on Gameplay: the Missing Ingredient In Most Games · · Score: 1
    And they play Space Ace or Dragon's Lair:
    • - No save game
    • - Less-forgiving controls
    • - Split-second responses required
    • - Mistakes = start over
  22. Re:What do you have to hide? on Judge Demands Email and Facebook Passwords From Women In Sexual Harassment Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go ahead and post your social security number.

    And your mother's maden name

    And your date of birth

    You have nothing to hide? Prove it.

  23. Congratulations on Ask Slashdot: How To Catch Photoshop Plagiarism? · · Score: 1
    You don't know how to use pointers. And, given the opportunity to learn how, you punted when 'it got too hard'.

    After doing tens of programs with pointers and stuff ...

    Uh huh, guess you didn't really learn how to use them.

    The point was to LEARN, so when you get in the real world, you can develop a solution where pointers (or whatever structure/technique/language feature is most appropriate) makes the most sense.

  24. BOOM! Head Shot on Ask Slashdot: AT&T's Data Usage Definition Proprietary? · · Score: 1

    *cackle*

  25. Thanks for your service, brother on Navy Seals Disciplined For Revealing Secrets As Consultants On Video Game · · Score: 1

    ~ Free food: Bought at a cost ration of greatest weight per dollar, which translated into cheapest food medically allowed. Joke I heard was: Grade E Beef-substitute, suitable for Americans worst and finest, served to our military and death-row inmates. With the way the Army operates, I was lucky to get two meals a day from cooks. Breakfast usually consisted of coffee and cigarettes, a bagel if I was lucky. Lunch and dinner was at the dining facilities where everything was rationed out using grade school sized portions. I ate the best when I was in the field or on vacation.

    Oh man, I'm so glad I was in and out way before the era of obscene contractor takeover. At least we knew that if the E-6 in charge of the mess served up rotten food, he would get Article 15'd at least.

    Your post reminds me of one time I got in line for chow for dinner. Yum, roast beef: we could smell it form outside the building. I slide my metal, WW2-surplus tray down the line and the E-2 ladles me a nice portion.

    I sit down and start tearing into the meat, but nearly gag in horror when I get a piece into my mouth. I pull it out and realize that it is 100% fat/gristle. The brown gravy camouflaged the fact that there was no meat. I dig around and find a few bits of actual meat. Maybe the size of a quarter, if you mash them all together. So, I did what I always do when faced with crap from REMFs:

    I carefully pour the grease-infused watery brown gravy onto my potatoes and (white, pasty) bread, drink my water, and think of creative ways to frag low-bid contractors. If I hadn't had night duty, I probably would've Hoggled when I got back to the barracks. God damn Army.