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  1. Its not a bug, its a ... on Microsoft Patents the Crippling of Operating Systems · · Score: 1

    Patented Feature!!!

  2. I've come to the conclusion ... on Battle Lines Being Drawn As Obama Plans To Curb Tax Avoidance · · Score: 1

    ... Policy Wonks are Geeks with better smelling cologne.

    Phew. Pretty heady stuff here.

  3. Re:should've gone with ... on Mars Winds Clean Spirit's Solar Panels Again · · Score: 1

    Nerts to your radioisotope thermoelectric generators.

    I, for one, would gladly greet our Mutant Martian Overlords.

  4. Re:Satellite weight on Satellites Collide In Orbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, they still have "weight", but gravitational attraction at those distances is quite weak. Those satellites' orbits - as well as the debris cloud's orbit - is the result of Earth, Moon & Satellites all falling towards each another. "Weightlessness" is an illusion of moving bodies (Freefall).

    I tried to do a quick-calc on this - don't have the tools tho - to find the "weight" at MEO of 1000 pound satellites (Sea-level, Cape Kennedy FL USA) or the sea-level "weight" of 1000 pound satellites measured at MEO.

    Scientists & Engineers are FAR FAR more ethical than Businessmen & Bankers, so if the press release was from NASA, then I'm comfortable weight can be assumed to be at sea level. However - if TARP bloated Banker CEOs put this out, then satellites the size of Aircraft Carriers collided.

    I, for one, would welcome our new Satellite Colliding Overlords. Any chance this was the Battleship Yamato in a last-ditch effort to save Earth?

  5. Blame me: I posted that Wil Wheaton was ... on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 1

    ... the lovechild of Will Riker and Deanna Troi. I tried to retract it because Wil Wheaton is just a character in ST:TNG.

    Not seriously, tho: what is happening in those two unused units that horked your 20Gbit switches? Is it something TIA?

  6. This sounds like a bad Monty Python Skit on All Korea To Have 1Gbps Broadband By 2012? · · Score: 1

    Troll to 1st Knight Crossing Bridge: "How Fast is Broadband Service in Korea?"

    1st Knight: "60Mbps, no, wait, 1Gbps"

    1st Knight is "Magically" tossed from bridge.

    Troll to 2nd Knight Crossing Bridge: "How Fast is Broadband Service in Korea?"

    2nd Knight: "North or South?"

    Troll: "I Don't Kno..."

    Troll has now "Magically" jumped from bridge...

  7. Re:Does it explain on The Science and Physics of Back To the Future · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was a well-known observation that Dr. Brown sent Einstein back one minute in time to Calibrate the DeLorian's Space-Time compensator. Since the terrorists showed up before the calibration could be validated, Dr. Brown's compensator was calibrated 2-3 picometers into the substrate.

    Notice in Revision 2 (the Locomotive), there were no contrail.

  8. The plural form of Hercules ... on Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    Is either a murder of Hercules, or Herculii

    (Maybe I'm thinking crows)

  9. Its from Dave Bowman ... on Fermilab Calls For Code Crackers · · Score: 1

    ... Telling us to play nice.

    But since the next T-2 encounter isn't due for two years, it's probably the last and greatest prank from Arthur C Clarke.

    BUT just in case, I for one welcome our fax machine using Overlords.

  10. Re:It's Shakespeare (almost) on SCO's "Least Supported Idea Yet" · · Score: 1

    Great ... now geeks are quoting Shakespeare.

    Alas! Poor York! I knew him, Horatio. A Man of Infinite jest ...

    okay - that's my billy shatner impression.

  11. Re:Before you complain ... on White House Tape Recycling Possibly Erased Emails · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No - Former President Clinton had to have his backup tapes scanned for word sequences, and it was a running battle to agree on the regular expressions used. Back in those days there were noises about the back-up system, but the problem was only with a FEW tapes.

    Tapes can save OR damn this Presidency. I vote subjecting ALL President Bush's tapes to scrutiny and prove how many times they were recycled - and when.

    In the words of Ronald Reagan: Trust, but verify. Access to history may be lost; there is much explaining to be done.

  12. Don't you use backup tapes from the prior night? on First Thing IT Managers Do In the Morning? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is wasteful to have so many backup tapes! And think of the cost tasking someone to keep stacking backups in the vault for a week, a month and a year! And people shudder when I tell them how I keep overhead rates down so low.

    That's what I learned from my master: Darth Vader, IT Manager. I hope he found a job by now.

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    Beancounters serve a useful purpose only when counting Jelly Bellies

  13. Life imitates Art on Scientists Make Quantum Encryption Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Dogbert patents Television Static and sells his "video library" to Dilbert's company.

    Now some business majors discover quantum white noise and use it as "decoy pulses".

  14. Re:What is the Average Cloud Height on Saturn? on Cassini Observes Hurricane-Like Storm On Saturn · · Score: 1

    If you look at the atmospherics of terrestrial hurricanes, they are the source of low barometric pressures. Since the cloud material on Saturn is so much denser, it follows that the atmospheric pressure are alleviated in these "hurricanes". It would be worth 5 years of my life to find out by how much - perhaps some Fluid Dynamics researcher may consider modeling this scenario.

  15. What is the Average Cloud Height on Saturn? on Cassini Observes Hurricane-Like Storm On Saturn · · Score: 1

    This image and its' writeup on the Cassini Website says this hurricane cut 20-45 miles through Saturn's cloud cover. The Cassini Team was able to calculate this figure from the way the Sun's shadow deepened on the 3 hour (14 frames) image.

    My questions are:
            1) how thick was the remaining cloud layer, and
            2) would it be possible to get a view of Saturn's surface?

  16. Slashdot just got /.'ed on Slashdot Posting Bug Infuriates Haggard Admins · · Score: 1

    (since /. had to go offline for THREE HOURS)

    To paraphrase a scene from Disney's Hercules:

    "'Hey Cowboy Neal, nice job on those tables. Ya missed a spot'"

  17. Morg want better gameplay on Did Humans Get Their Big Brains From Neanderthals? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Morg like food

    Morg need mate

    Morg mod WOW

    Now Morg happy

  18. DOJ Antitrust Settlement on Quiz Microsoft's IE Team Leader · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While upgrading to IE7, I noticed that IE6 had to be removed before Windows could install IE7. Does this mean that Internet Explorer is not so tightly bundled into Microsoft/OS that it can not be removed in the name of competition? Also, is the complete IE7 API available for license and fee-free?

  19. Re:this just in: sarcophagus is solid fucking gold on Pharaoh's Gem Brighter Than a Thousand Suns · · Score: 1

    That means the Egyptians invented Gold Foil! 200lbs isn't much if its solid gold

  20. Re:SCO changing its image to new investors on SCO to Unix developers, We want you back · · Score: 1

    It really sounds like SCO is ***BEGGING*** developers to come back, all is well, choke! gurgle!! Gasp!!! just so they have something to put out in a phone call and attract new investors who are ignorant of the last 5 years. Imagine being able to say developer interest rose 250% from the same quarter last year, and the company has a bright shiny future.

    I would consider developing for SCOX *Nix after Darl says he's leaving and only when he follows through on THAT promise.

  21. USS Titanic trended away from icebergs on Interview with IE Lead Program Manager · · Score: 1

    So can we blame Microsoft now that they are trending away from Mal/viruses?

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    BTW, this is Microsoft's week on /?

  22. Apple has always been about Jobs on It's No Game At Apple · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Because Steve Jobs liked Graphics
    Apple created QuickDraw and QuickTime.

    Because Steve Jobs liked Communications
    Apple created AppleTalk, MacTCP and OpenTransport.

    Because Steve Jobs liked Plug & Play
    Apple created the ADB bus and FireWire.

    Because Steve Jobs liked Music
    Apple created the Apple Quadra, iTunes, iPod and GarageBand.

    Strange thing is, Steve Jobs doesn't like shoot-'em up Video Games
    So why promote such a wasteful way of life to people?
    Leave THAT to the Dells and Microsoft/XB.

  23. Re:That's Nothing on Alcohol Powered Muscles · · Score: 1

    Yeah ... your brain IS your largest muskle.

  24. Look Closer.... on Judge Creates Own Da Vinci Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    There were tons of italicized spaces.

    Just thought you wanted to know (something useful)...

  25. Re:MIT's $100 PCs on Cringely Predicts Apple to Ship OS X for Any PC · · Score: 1

    Remember some time back that Steve Jobs wanted to "give away" Mac OSX licenses to the FreePC movement about a year ago? Apple was rebuffed since OSX would still be licensed software, and the "Free" nature could theoretically be revoked at any time.

    Looks like Steve is at it again.

    If Mac hardware could run Win/V*rus, then how difficult would it be for Darwin/X and some "* Window Dressing *" be used on these generic PCs? If these generics are used in education and governmental services, it would cut seriously into the Windows bottom line, especially since Microsoft does not have product similar to Darwin/X without resorting to MSDOS 6.22.

    A Generic PC with Darwin/X, iTunes, Quicktime, Safari, Mail, and OpenOffice would pretty much st^Heal those markets from Microsoft forever.

    Also consider, as freeware, Apple Computer is under no warranty pressure to provide support and remediation.