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  1. not only that... on The First Steps Towards Asimov's Psychohistory? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will kick open the doors for plenty of old-school D&D action!

    Wife attacks! You are wounded in the (rolls die) pride.

    Don drunkenness.

    Roll die for level of drunkenness.

    7

    Your wounds' severity subsides.

    Go out in shop, try to put lawnmower back together.

    Wife follows! She is on the phone with your sister! Sister attacks!

  2. nuthin but punchline on Are You on Clonaid Board of Directors? · · Score: 2, Funny

    i think my younger twin should field this...

  3. defend the queen! on A Year in the Life of Wood Ants · · Score: 1

    which one of us is the queen?!

  4. if you loved... on Virtualizing Health And Disease · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...such classics as Sim City and Bureaucracy , then you'll love the riveting experience of building your own healthcare system!

  5. in secret? on The Rutan SpaceShipOne Revealed · · Score: 1

    if by in secret you of course mean: not handing out blueprints at airports - yes, in secret.

    the rutans have publicly stated they were after the X prize since it was set up. geez. pilots have been waiting for this for awhile. we want them to get back to making another kit plane...

  6. Re:Your confusion cleared up, instantly. on Oregon's Open Source Bill Stalled by Microsoft · · Score: 1

    also:

    if the agency decides against the OSS solution, the letter explaining why would be available to the project maintainers. good feedback.

  7. Re:Good on Oregon's Open Source Bill Stalled by Microsoft · · Score: 1

    decided upon by 1) The best solution and 2) the lowest bid.

    It might be more prudent to look at the average bid, as the ones at the extremes of the scale are likely to be bogus. Too low usually means they're smoking some sort of crack about their ability to deliver. Too high is probably old tech trying to stay relevant. Just a thought.

  8. turn up the 'popularity' in here... on Web Advertising Revenues? · · Score: 1

    Every now and then I dream about starting a website and making it popular...

    Feh, if it gets too popular you'll just have to make it less popular again.

  9. I am confused too. on Federal Judge Rules Against Reverse-engineering · · Score: 1

    All these years, and censorware still hasn't gotten better?

    All I could think of was the special edition of Redbook for the gestapo set:

    Torture getting humdrum? We show you ten quick steps to more productive, and enjoyable convincing!

    Better than WHAT? In order to block a site, you have to be smarter than the people that want to see it...

  10. no shame in it on Librarians Join the Fight Against The Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    scare / educate their patrons

    Don't worry, I get those confused sometimes, too.

  11. overhyped on Pushing the Envelope For Matrix Reloaded SFX · · Score: 2, Funny

    No story sullied the first one, so who would notice?

    Give the people what they want!

    Talented Keanu Reeves (grimacing): I am stuffed inside a coffee shop philosopher's febrile ramblings.

    Talented Wachowski #1: Excellent! That's a wrap!

    Talented Wachowski #2: What he said.

    Laurence Fishburne (as Samuel L. Jackson): I fell down the stairs today. There was one survivor.

  12. Re:my usual rant on Clothes That Kill · · Score: 1

    Looking back, it looks like I'm xenophobic - that's not what I meant.

    In the US, bonehead doctors overprescribe AZT for whatever the hell they want.

    Actually, chicken and cows aren't so bad - though there is a chance of something crossing over, you're more likely to pick up a human strain of something that's been beefed up by crappy antibiotic usage...

    My point was supposed to be that taking antibiotics when it's not life or death is like spinning the chamber -- and a few people spinning the chamber is going to visit some pretty nasty stuff on the rest of us some day.

  13. quick! on The Clueless Newbie's Linux Odyssey · · Score: 1

    we better all get on this and make free alternatives to MS better and faster before... uhh... before... before we get bored and make the robots do it for us.

    seriously -- why do we have to hurry? it'll be nice to sleeze up all slow and then wake up one day and the world is ours. ;)

  14. TEXT MODE on System Performace Tweaking? · · Score: 1

    run in text mode, use screen to max out your VTs.

    if you _HAVE_ to have a GUI, use ratpoison.

    use nano-tiny to write your word macros in.

    look into embedded systems - there's where the tweaking is going on.

    and as a last resort: slow yourself and anyone else looking at the benchmark down. you could try cold, or alcohol, or cold alcohol.

  15. Re:metal work on Custom Metal Computer Cases? · · Score: 1

    finally! someone else with all-metal fireproof doors for every interior door.

    did you get the valu-pak with the shatterproof windows with metal screen in them?

    i went for the autoclave dishwasher, myself.

  16. tech specs on Gameboy Advance Clone Superemulator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dimension/Weight 147mm X 88mm X 34mm(163g)
    Display 3.5" Reflective TFT LCD(65,536 concurrent colors)
    Resolution 320 X 240 pixel
    CPU 32-bit RISC CPU(ARM9)
    RAM 8MB SDRAM
    ROM 512K
    Sound 44.1Khz 16 bit Stereo Sound / 4 Channel Wav Mixing, 16Poly S/W MIDI Support / Earphone Port / 2 Speakers
    External Storage Medium Smart Media Card (SMC)
    Wireless Multiplayer Gaming 4-Channel RF Module PC Connection USB Port Connection
    Power Supply 2AA batteries (12 hours use time between charges) / DC 3V Adapter
    Option Rechargeable Battery
    Controls 8-way directional pad (joystick) + Durable 6 key button
    MP3 Capability MPEG ( , )
    Audio Support Other Add-on Applications
    Image Viewer, Text Viewer, Media Player, E-Book Viewer
    RF Module 2.4GHz ISM Band

  17. my usual rant on Clothes That Kill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    at this point is to say: in the Phillippenes they hand out Penicillin like aspirin, OTC.

    It's that sort of cavalier attitude towards broad-spectrum antibiotics that's going to one day give us a plague.

    Not that that would be a bad thing, but it isn't going to be pretty.

    Maybe it'll take out some of the trolls.

  18. Re:Technophobia is not confined to ignorance. on Can Your PC Become Neurotic? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems like a sign of specialization... the fear that everything takes an expert.

    which, for cars, computers, and sewing machines that do embroidery - is not too crazy a gut reaction.

  19. Are bitter almonds edible? on Why Do Some CDRs Smell Like Almonds? · · Score: 1

    I believe you have to extract the cyanide from bitter almonds, or at least de-plenish it in some form.

    Most bitter almond extract actually has more scary stuff in it - the gooey inner pits from apricots. Which also has cyanide in it. I guess that makes my favorite dessert something like fugu...

    At least we're not taste-testers for the ricin factory...

  20. some cyanide facts... on Why Do Some CDRs Smell Like Almonds? · · Score: 1

    bartok, checked out your journal entry on kuro5hin - in answer to your question there - bitter almonds are just another variety of almond - with a bit more cyanide than the 'sweet' variety.

    you know, being able to smell cyanide is a genetic trait, and that bodies of people poisoned by it smell like bitter almond.

  21. portmanteau double bonus!! on Antibody Food Spices · · Score: 1

    bismal should become an official new word right now.

    It's dismal - it's abysmal - it's bismal!

    I'll use it every day. To describe my coworkers.

  22. Why not? on Largest Living Organism Is A Fungus · · Score: 1

    Too many legs.

  23. Re:Willy Wonka on Fujitsu To Ship Linux Powered Robot in July · · Score: 1

    Not me. I see myself being hunted for sport and getting my head mounted at the robot lodge over the arc-lamp fireplace.

  24. Re:What would they do if.. on Snooping on VOIP · · Score: 1

    Just to blue-sky here...

    What if you used stego on your own streaming media? Two porn feeds later, and you have a fairly secure(?) conference call.

    It'd at least slow them down.

  25. Re:Yeah, but on Fighting the Hydra -- A Spam Warrior's Tale · · Score: 1

    Not that it'll happen, but having the challenge be your personal, vouched for PGP sig would be a nice lock in.

    You MUST use strong crypto to exchange mail.

    Again - not that anyone would think this is cool except people that are probably already doing it...