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The Clueless Newbie's Linux Odyssey

overshoot writes "Just what we've always (said we) wanted: people who are fed up with Microsoft and are willing, even eager, to give Linux a real try. Well, she did. And did. And did some more. Not only that, she's a technical writer and she took notes. Not fun reading, but worth reading anyway."

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  1. Article Summary by Drunken+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After finding herself stuck behind the times using Windows 95 in 2002, the author took it upon herself to convert to Linux. After trying Mandrake, Lycoris, SuSE, RedHat, and Knoppix, she found them all seriously lacking and has since switched back to using Windows 95,

    If a computer literate technical writer can't even get Linux working properly, how can we expect it to be widely adopted by the masses? Linux is not ready for the desktop.

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    Have you been stalked by Seth today?
    1. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "If a computer literate technical writer can't even get Linux working properly, how can we expect it to be widely adopted by the masses? Linux is not ready for the desktop."

      If a computer literate techical writer is still using Windows95 after eight years and does not understand the concept of "upgrading", we have bigger problems. This is like a race car driver bitching because he can not figure out fuel injection and he keeps getting smoked with a carbed engine.

    2. Re:Article Summary by Eight+01 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is like a race car driver bitching because he can not figure out fuel injection and he keeps getting smoked with a carbed engine.

      Not really. It's more like a writer for a car-racing magazine not being able to figure out their fuel injection. She is a writer who is technically-able. She needs a computer to get her job done. Linux didn't work out for her. Windows 95 does.

    3. Re:Article Summary by Pyromage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your attitude is why Linux sucks so much.

      I use it every day. I don't have Windows installed on any of my systems. I *still* think it sucks.

      Why do so many people think that it's always the users problem? Bah, it's so stupid I won't even argue this one.

      The thing is, why hasn't anyone tried to make a *good* distribution yet? We have Debian "we have ten thousand pounds of shitty, buggy, out of date software, but hell, that's a lot, so its good". There's slackware (my favorite) which just has this "you had better know how to do everything because I aint helping you" attitude. Mandrake is as broken as the above. RH is as broken as the above.

      Most niches have decent software in them. There are some genuinely good word processors for Linux. Ditto for web browsers, email clients, etc. Why package 45 shitty ones in a distro?

      And on the topic of hardware support, I'll just paint an analogy: BeOS. BeOS supported almost no hardware. It has worse support than any other OS I've used, in terms of quantity. But what it *does* support, it supports perfectly. Swap video cards? You won't get any messages. The new one will just work, same resolution, same bit depth (assuming they both were supported, but that's not avoidable). THIS is what support should be: when it works, it should *work*.

      When I installed my HP722C a while back, I had to manually write a magicfilter print filter because no existing system supported it at the time. Unacceptable.

      And people like you come along and make jackass comments like "You're not l33t enough to move to Linux, because you're still running Windows 95! Only Win2Kers are cool enough to join my OS!". Asshole. Shut the fuck up.

    4. Re:Article Summary by Unregistered · · Score: 0, Troll

      When I installed my HP722C a while back, I had to manually write a magicfilter print filter because no existing system supported it at the time. Unacceptable.

      umm... just for the record i've been using an HP722C in linux and BSD for a really long time.

      And the superdistro will be an easy to use gentoo. That sure seems like the best approach.

    5. Re:Article Summary by agentkhaki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [sarcasm]

      Why package 45 shitty [insert software type here] ones in a distro? Choice, my man, choice.

      [/sarcasm]

      Seriously, the parent is 100% on the money. Linux wasn't, isn't, and probably never will be ready for the masses, because the masses want things to just work. Now, before everyone jumps on their anti-microsoft steed screaming 'Microsoft's stuff never does what I want it to do,' remember the following:

      1) As crappy as it might be, Microsoft offers real, live human support for their products, assuming you purchase them and don't pirate.

      2) If something doesn't work, one doesn't have to play 'find the config file and learn how to use whatever sort of configuration options the author decided to implement.' One simply a) doesn't use the product and returns it or b) finds someone to get it to work for them, which is much more likely if they're running Windows or MacOS than if they're running linux.

      3) Why *are* there so many different ways of doing things in Linux? How about one or two *good* ways, instead of half a dozen not-so-good ones?

      Joe user wants things to work. He wants to go to Best Buy, grab the latest game, gadget, whatnot, and he wants to go home, plug it in, idely stand by while it installs God-knows-what spy-ware, and then he wants to use the product, even if he has to jump through a few hoops to do so.

      And probably the biggest reason why Linux will never make it to the main stream population: UI design. Sure, Apple's got a better one than Microsoft... Or is it the other way around? The truth is, it doesn't matter - they have the money and resources to hire someone who knows a thing or two about UI design, and they have the same money and resources to conduct focus groups and research and all those things that open source simply can't do, and they can figure out what works the best for the most number of people, and not just the geeks and their playmates who happen to have written the software.

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    6. Re:Article Summary by diamondc · · Score: 1

      umm. why the need to bash Debian like that? I maintain three mail, dns, web, database servers where I work and all running Debian Woody with close to 2 years uptime. Running the latest, greatest software on these computers wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. Plus, Debian has security updates all the time.

      --
      "I keep looking in the want-ads under 'revolutionary' but there don't seem to be any listings.. "
    7. Re:Article Summary by neuroticia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Linux doesn't suck any more than any other OS that's out there. They all have problems--name it, and it has a problem. People tend to choose their OS based on which set of problems interferes the least with the work they are hoping to accomplish on their computer. (Or they choose it based on what the shiny-piece of plastic they bought at the local CompUSA has installed... But we're not talking about them now, are we?)

      Win2k->Linux *IS* a much easier migration than Win95->Linux, because Win2k has more tools available, has a user paradigm closer to that of Linux (ie: actual security, user profiles that are not just "profiles", etc.) We're not saying that only Win2kers are "cool enough"--hell, I've seen a few WinME'ers migrate over to Linux more easily than Win2k'ers, we're just saying it's an *easier migration* because there's less to learn. (Assuming the migrating party bothered to learn Win2k in the first place)

      There are REASONS why Linux advocates say what they say--often reasons that extend past the snottiness you sweepingly accuse them of.

      As for your complaints about the distros--it's all a matter of personal preference. If you don't like it, you're not required to use it, you know? You do sound like you'd be far more happy on Windows, OS X, or even BeOS. Or are they more sucky, resulting in you staying on the Linux-side?

      Yeah, the Linux community does tend to be a bit short tempered. They're more than happy to help you work out issues, but if you keep complaining about the OS they're also more than happy to tell you to go back to whatever OS you feel most comfortable with. There's plenty of newbies that aren't whining, are more likely to listen, and less likely to waste our time by complaining about how Linux can't do X, Y, and Z--completely forgetting that their "favored" operating system can't do X, Y, or Z reliably, either.

      Anyone who's a negative little fucker is going to have a very negative experience with ANY community they venture into, and ANY OS they attempt to use.

      -Sara

    8. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because you running some crappy 10 user system for your imaginary room mates requires the same things as someone who wants to get their work done and act like a human.

      you should just take that stupid shit out of your email address. maybe then you will get something close to human contact.

    9. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm, fyi: like totally!

      you gentoo losers. compile-it-yourself is for people who like to watch text scroll by, because it takes their mind away from the fact that they are lonely, sexually isolated dorks.

      here's the best approach: find a woman/man as ugly as yourself and get some play.

    10. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft apologists will no doubt cheer your post because they never touch Linux, but there are those here who do and know how much bullshit your rant contains. Let's start:

      What shitty browser comes with your distro? Links and Lynx, shitty because you have no need to text-based browsers? Amaya, meant as a standards platform? Phoenix? Opera? Which? Which e-mail client? Sylpheed? Mutt?
      That's the great thing about free and choice, if they don't meet your need don't install them. It's called variety, it's not a bad thing. Now, tell me about that great text-based browser/e-mail client/newsreader Microsoft ships.

      Hardware support? Today I brought a Morphix Lite CD with me to work and booted it up in a freshly built upper-mid level P4. In less than a minute with absolutely no configuration I had a very attractive desktop that any Windows user capable of setting the time on a VCR would understand (IceWM), a spreadsheet, wordprocessor, graphics editor, a dozen themes and a raft of other perfectly operating programs. My W2000 desktop can't boot that fast. In you words, it just *worked*.

      HP hasn't released a driver for your printer and you blame AC? Is the world your Cabana Boy? Don't blame users, or user 'attitude' for lack of manufacturer support. Blame the manufacturer. Or blame yourself, did you report this to HP?

      STFU indeed.

    11. Re:Article Summary by Pyromage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd like to clarify a few things a bit.

      I admit I was a bit (bit? Whatever... understatements are fun) negative in my original post.

      I mean to say that many people (not necessarily a majority, but more than 5) here on slashdot bash people for being stupid, for not knowing this or that random command.

      I just think it's in poor taste to flame the author of this article for not getting things to work. Or for not searching hard enough. Or for not having spare computers for internet access.

      I just mean to point out that the aforementioned part of the population writes these flames far too much.

      I apologize for ripping on the various distros so much; I meant only to illustrate that there isn't a distro out there that has a stated and executed goal of making a distribution that is genuinely good and that works well, for the average user (Say, the author).

      Slackware provides nothing. Perfect for me, but not our average user. Mandrake, Red Hat, SuSE, etc. all provide many useful tools, but they are too fragile. Debian has some things better, some worse.

      The reason I mention debian is important: the optimal distribution for the average user doesn't provide 10000 packages, like Debian does.

      It provides a few packages, maybe a couple hundred, that have been reviewed, checked, and polished. That don't crash. That are well documented. That do the job. Why not include the best 2 products for a task, that have been looked over first and polished to perfection, rather than just shoving in many others that halfway do the job?

      I think the author is presenting an exaggerated view, because of her perspective. That's OK: it's a relatively average user's perspective. I just get annoyed when her exaggerations are flamed by slashdotters that exaggerate as much in the other direction. Nothing personal, but seriously folks, think before you insult.

    12. Re:Article Summary by diamondc · · Score: 1

      Nah, I work at an ISP Mr. A/C. There's also the mix of Solaris, Windows 2000 servers and of course Cisco routers.

      I really don't have to worry about the Debian servers at all. :-)

      --
      "I keep looking in the want-ads under 'revolutionary' but there don't seem to be any listings.. "
    13. Re:Article Summary by diamondc · · Score: 1

      uh yeah, I thought we were talking about Debian, Linux here d8)

      How pathetic I am replying to an A/C!

      --
      "I keep looking in the want-ads under 'revolutionary' but there don't seem to be any listings.. "
    14. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude you are pathetic for being a fatass nerd who listens to shit music!

    15. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What about Lindows? I'm not saying Lindows is a good distro--haven't used it, just read about it. But it seems that the future of Linux for the average (not geek) user is going to be something like Lindows if it's going to be anything at all.

    16. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that gentoo is unworkable for anyone with a non-broadband connection right?

    17. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any man with hair like that secretly likes to dress up like a woman and prance about with his dong stuffed between his legs.

      Ten bucks says that dude is a secret homo.

    18. Re:Article Summary by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      I did thats why I'm setting here in front of a keyboard

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
    19. Re:Article Summary by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about one or two *good* ways, instead of half a dozen not-so-good ones?

      Do you know why there are 45 "shitty" variations on a theme? Becuase there were 45 different people/groups who had a good idea. And guess what? Each one of those looks oon the distro list and says "gee, why are there 44 shitty variations on my theme?"

      Whats *good* for you, might not be good for me. I rock in nvi, suck in emacs. Taking your magical "The One Program" and making it the only thing available is bound to be disasterous: in college, I helped an English PhD candidate proofread her thesis... not for spelling or grammar errors, but for Weird Word Tricks that MS Word did to her. I asked her why she did this in Word instead of TeX or some other real document typesetting system, and the answer was "this is all I had".

      Claiming that Linux is somehow alone in this UI problem completely ignores that every new version of *every* piece of software Microsoft releases from the OS to the browser scrambles the locations of the menus and/or options. If they "have the money and resources to hire someone who knows a thing or two about UI design", they must be wasting it, since whoever they hired doesn't know that not suprising the user by moving things they already know about is one of the biggest mainstays of CHI. (Heck, the whole "lets hide options you've never used so its impossible to find them the first time you need them!" idea is the absolute worst idea, ever, from both a pro and a newbie standpoint!) I've never used a macintosh personally (nothing against them, just lack the $ to maintain both a PC and a Mac), but from what I've been hearing in the CHI community, they're going to hell for the changes they've made in OSX.

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      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    20. Re:Article Summary by harriet+nyborg · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "I think the author is presenting an exaggerated view, because of her perspective. That's OK: it's a relatively average user's perspective."

      i like skiing.

      i've tried snowboarding, but for me, it's about as much fun as watching paint dry.

      funny thing is that despite my opinion about snowboarding, lots of other people seem to really dig it.

      no shit.

      you see them all over the place, wasting their time on those miserable snowplows when they could be skiing.

      sitting on their asses at the top of every run.

      slogging along on the cattracks like wounded animals.

      to a skier, you could think of them as the lowest form of life.

      or you could notice that these worms pump money into the lift systems.

      and force "ski" areas to change their way of thinking.

      i credit these scumbags with the phenomenal expansion of back country skiing in america. 10 years ago you couldn't cut through the woods without getting your ticket clipped, but today most mountains are opening up their backcountry. it is the biggest advancement of liberty since the signing of the declaration of independence. a fucking revolution (excuse my french.)

      now i'm off piste.

      my point is that the author's "exaggerated view" is more distored than exaggerated. she's a skier who got on a snowboard and got pissed off and frustrated when she couldn't turn. she wants to do all the same things she can do easily on skis, but no matter how hard she tries, snowboarding puts her on her ass.

      instead of complaining that snowboarding is not skiing, she should get back on her skis and thank all those dirtbag snowboarders for making skiing a better experience.

    21. Re:Article Summary by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1

      "Whats *good* for you, might not be good for me. I rock in nvi, suck in emacs. Taking your magical "The One Program" and making it the only thing available is bound to be disasterous...."

      I don't think so. The people that get screwed by only including one version of each type of app are the power users who already know exactly what they want to use and are capable of installing it if they want to. I'm sure you could easily download and install a copy of 'vi' if your Linux distribution didn't include it, or the system belonged to your university or employer, you could just ask your sysadmin to install it for you.

      Why was the grad student whose thesis you proofread stuck with MS Word? There are freely available TeX implementations for Windows, I believe. Unfortunately, nothing like LyX seems to exist for Windows....

      Steve

    22. Re:Article Summary by 2short · · Score: 1

      "every new version of *every* piece of software Microsoft releases from the OS to the browser scrambles the locations of the menus and/or options"

      I think maybe you're exagerating a little. "Every?" I can think of one (Visual Studio 6 -> 7). And it really pissed me off, because it's such an exception. Everything else tends to keep menus consistent (even when they desperately need improvement)
      Anyway, Linux has its strengths, but you seem to be arguing that Linux usability and interface consistency are comparable to that of Windows. In which case I want some of what you're smoking.

    23. Re:Article Summary by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      >3) Why *are* there so many different ways of doing >things in Linux? How about one or two *good* ways, >instead of half a dozen not-so-good ones?

      Because "good" is context-sensitive. Take wordprocessing. On my slow laptop, I want to write notes and the occasional ASCII art. Fast load times and basic functionality only are important, so AbiWord is "good". On my fast desktop, performance is a non-issue, and I tend to have to deal with .doc files, so OpenOffice is "good". If I want to write something with heavy math usage, TeXmacs is "good". If I want to interchange with a WordPerfect user, I'll use WordPerfect.

      The alternative to this is to make one uber-wordprocessor that probably wouldn't do any of the individual tasks as well as the product it replaced.

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      It's just like a fascist dictatorship, without the punctual rail service!
    24. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people that get screwed by only including one version of each type of app are the power users who already know exactly what they want to use and are capable of installing it if they want to.

      Not quite. We have reached the point in this debate where we can cast aside dichotomies like one vs. many. Two propositions. 1). Distros that aim to convert MS Windows' users should have good default apps for basic desktop use with relatively few bugs and easy to grasp interfaces. 2). Distros should make it easy to install and remove software. Eg. SuSE's GNOME is not as complete or well-supported as their KDE, but it should be trivial to add any GNOME program to a SuSE system. Redhat's KDE is non-standard, but there should be nothing in the way of users who want to get the default KDE from KDE.org. Installing software should not require a high degree of expertise. I don't think that's too much to expect of a distro, and if you can accept that, then we can turn to other issues like menus, lsb compliance, documentation, and gui maturity. Because I believe once these issues are ironed out then having 45 tools for the same job will cease to be seen as an obstacle to Linux adoption.

      Consider the millions of Linux users who have found the apps they like and need and have figured out how to configure their systems to their liking. Are they as a whole bothered by the existence of alternative Linux apps? In my view the only time complaints are aired is when the discussion turns towards gaining converts. As a contented nedit user I can attest that am truly not bothered by all the work being done on kedit or gedit or dedit or what have you. While I can agree with the sentiment that a distro should offer one good default lightweight gui editor, I see no earthly reason why the others shouldn't exist and be available to users. When I imagine newbies being confused by too many choices, I am led to conclude that the menus aren't lucid, or the default choices aren't adequate or aren't thoroughly tested, or the help system sucks. These problems won't be solved by removing software choices--that's really just a step you take in problem-solving, not a true solution.

    25. Re:Article Summary by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could easily download and install a copy of 'vi' if your Linux distribution didn't include it

      Bad example. Vi is used by several applications
      as the default editor when none is defined in
      environment variables. Take it away and important
      system commands like "crontab -e" and vipw stop working by default.

      Also, If you want a system where only the minimum tools are installed, you don't want Linux - you want Windows.

      I would be perfectly happy with a world where nobody tried making Linux usable for "the masses" so long as that world didn't contain a Microsoft. They have a willingness to use the large marketshare they get from appealing to the lowest common denominator, as leverage against niche players like Linux. Microsoft has made it so that in order to make Linux more usable for *me*, more other people have to stop using Windows (thus reducing Microsoft's ability to dominate via non-standard standards.)

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    26. Re:Article Summary by fymidos · · Score: 1

      Yes, but she didn't have to install them now did she? I mean i kinda liked the article, cause it does point out some bad things about the linux distros' installers but that's all.

      Just some kind of linux-installers try out. For crying outloud she did a SECOND install when in redhat 8 she couldn't mount the windows partition.

      That said, it is quite a good article about linux installers.

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    27. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, so some people finally get this. I was starting to wonder if I was the only one. The repeated personal attacks on everyone who do not have the technical knowledge or time to install and use Linux is what I find to be the rightful reason to call computer literates "nerds". What they show off is a complete lack of understanding of anyone not on their level of expertise. If I were to guess, people who often make these attacks are really not as confident about the technology they use as they like to pretend to be, and they are hostile to avoid too many questions, but this is another story.

      To really understand the problem another user has is often very difficult if you don't know him well, and I do not expect myself or anyone else to get this right every time, but it's a long way from this to just attack this poor person for his lack of background knowledge, and disguise this attack as an attack on his intelligence (or rather, most seem to think it's the same thing).

      I think the best thing someone could do if they wanted to help the Linux community was to really study this problem and how to educate the computer literates into how computer illiterates think, and how to really help them (yes, that is difficult). Even people without programming experience can do this.

    28. Re:Article Summary by yalu · · Score: 1

      As much as I like Debian,this thread is about desktops and 2 years uptime means you run a kernel with several security holes.

    29. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I love it how you moron trolls always come out of the woodwork whenever one of these articles pops up here.
      What is your point, exactly? Linux isn't ready for the masses..alright. So what? Do I care? Does that mean I can't use it, because Joe Windows can't? No, it doesn't, nor does it decrease from its meaningfulness or usefulness. Just because many people don't have the expertise to run Linux doesn't mean it's useless.
      Who said anyone even wanted Linux to be ready for the "mainstream desktop?" Sure, lots of companies are striding towards it, but how many of them do you actually think are building their business model around "let's oust Windows from the desktop" as their business model? It'd be hard to keep a straight face in the board meetings.
      Of course to people like you it doesn't matter. Ignorant slanderers who have nothing better to do than take pot-shots at people who *gasp* like to run something other than Windows, just for the sake of satisfying your own sadistic tendencies. The Internet is full of them.

    30. Re:Article Summary by wastaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I found that gentoo's compile-it-yourself is best for us geeks that do have hot girlfriends.
      #!/bin/bash su -c "emerge program-that-takes-forever-to-compile"
      whereis girlfriend
      locate bed
      mv -r /home/fridge/alcohol/* /home/bedroom/
      (oh, I think you can figure the rest out by yourselves)

      Suffice to say, gentoo rocks for people that has girlfriends. Lots of spare time that needs to be spent somewhere thats not in front of the computer.

    31. Re:Article Summary by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Odd, I recall the place where you change the settings in IE moving from menu to menu around IE3. Even after it finally settled down, the actual location of standard stuff in the configuration kept moving (how do I turn off images in IE to make pages load faster?) Netscape has always managed to keep its Preferences option named Preferences, and always under Edit.

      Ignoring the invisible menus in Word, some commonly used formatting options have migrated out of the format paragraph dialog, and a lot of non-paragraph-related options have moved in. "Continuous" section breaks behave in odd (though predictible) ways, as do column breaks.

      In the end, perhaps it was an exaggeration. I used to work in a computer lab at a university, providing support for students who came to me because they can't figure out how to rotate text 90 degrees in Word, or because after we upgraded IE all of the pictures the student loads in IE looks funny (IE's option to screw-with-all-pictures defaults to on), so I discovered the hard way every time a new version of Word or whatever was installed and my previously memorized location of Widow and Orphan control options isn't valid anymore.

      --
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    32. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're just saying it's an *easier migration* because there's less to learn.

      Right, it's like taking six steps off a four hour walk...

    33. Re:Article Summary by sleeperservice · · Score: 1

      Agentkhaki - another note I'd add on your comment on UI design: The other thing Apple & Microsoft have that's important is the ability to mandate UI design. A part of the article points out how the X button used to close a window is often in different areas of a window or not present at all, how the method for "minimize window" varies, and how there are cases of icons being too similar to tell which one is which.

      Being able to enforce consistency to avoid these pitfalls is something both Apple & Microsoft (as well as all the car companies, for that matter) have learned all about. The community developing software for Linux would do well to heed this experience.

    34. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short tempered linux community...
      Those that spend their time working on their
      systems and not posting negative, short tempered
      comments are'nt being heard from, because they
      are busy, with installations, configuration,
      testing, etc. and having a ball with this
      open-source OS. Put 'em all on your HDD. Then
      you can get a side-by-side comparison on the
      same hardware.

    35. Re:Article Summary by caluml · · Score: 1

      There isn't a recursive option to mv - no need really. But other than that, 10 out of 10. ;)

    36. Re:Article Summary by caluml · · Score: 1

      Or a slow old PC. ;(

    37. Re:Article Summary by moofmoofmoof · · Score: 1

      harriet_nyborg makes a very good analogy, but it's one that runs *both ways*.

      elite skier == win95 user;
      cool snowboarder == defender of freedom, the linux user.

      but linux people have something to learn here as well:
      elite skier == linux hacker;
      vistas-expanding snowboarder == win95 user, the one who brings breadth of view to the scene.

      Otherwise, great analogy.

    38. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree more focus is needed in the software that
      is installed by default, or even available on
      the cds.
      Libranet Debian has a much sharper focus than regualr Debian.
      It used to be just one cd, now it is two.
      As a rule 3 apps per category would do most people just fine.

    39. Re:Article Summary by whjwhj · · Score: 1

      > Linux doesn't suck any more than any other OS that's out there

      uhh .... actually it does. I've used Win, Mac, and Linux
      quite extensively, and Linux does suck the most. Sorry.

    40. Re:Article Summary by neuroticia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Err. That's like saying 'I've had apples, oranges, and pears, and pears suck the worst. Sorry." Back it up, for God's sake.

      Are you talking about the GUI? And in the case of Linux, which GUI? They all have their pro's and cons, and a lot of what's considered a pro and a con depends on the task you're using it for. ie: XFCE works great for my laptop, but on my better equipped desktop I tend to like KDE or Gnome better because they're more full-featured (think: bloated) I'm not really a big fan of either the Windows or OS X GUIs, either. Look-wise I like KDE. Functionality-wise I like KDE. Stability-wise I like Windows XP.

      Or are you talking about the file system... The kernel... The shell? The applications? The installation? The security? The quality of the media you purchase it on? The updates? The licensing?

      If you're going to say it sucks, at least say it in a manner that resembles intelligence. Otherwise I'm tempted to just dismiss you as a complete idiot. In fact, I think I might do that anyway. Especially after reading some of your other clueless posts regarding Linux. Particularly about those running Linux on a Mac. "Why do you want to buy a perfectly good computer with OS X on it and ruin it by running Linux?" Like duh. Some of us LIKE Linux, LIKE Mac hardware, but can't stand the eye candy that is OS X.

      Your arguements/attitude are so close-minded it's no surprise you don't "get it". "It sucks, just 'cuz I dun like it." Bah.

      -Sara

    41. Re:Article Summary by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      That would be true of pretty much any Linux distribution currently available. I have mandrake boxes w/ 2 year uptime. With any decent system, which Linux is no matter who packaged it, it's a normal state of things.

      (Ok, maybe it wouldn't work with Lindows)

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    42. Re:Article Summary by banzai51 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You might have a point except that many, many people evangelize Linux as The Answer for Everybody. Linux people are loudly amazed that Linux hasn't caught on as a desktop OS. When articles like this come along and point out from a Joe-six-pack perspective what is broken and needs fixing the following things happen:

      Zealots get up in arms at the blasphemy.

      Some claim the user is technically incompetent.

      The same "Linux for the world" crowd does a complete 180 and says Linux is only for developers.

      In short, the Linux crowd cops out. Take your medicine, go back and do better. Not everyone is a developer so if you want to see Linux on the desktop, you'll have to start actually listening to normal users. If you can't, then you have just conceded that Microsoft will always write better desktop software than Linux.

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    43. Re:Article Summary by whjwhj · · Score: 1

      Sara:

      Actually what I was attempting with my post was a rebuttal in the same vain as your original blanket statement about how Linux doesn't suck worse than any others. That assertion, along with my rebuttal, are equally absurd. I think it all boils down to the inherent subjectivity of the word "suck".

      I was trying to be flippant. Your reply indicates that I succeeded. I'd probably have more success persuading people if I was a little less flippant. But "flippant" feels good sometimes so I do it anyway. It's a character flaw. I'll work on it.

      You are quite correct: There are some things that Linux is quite good at. As a server machine it's outstanding. And that fact is being reflected in the marketplace.

      But as a desktop machine for the masses? No. I think in this narrow context it is quite safe to conclude, objectively and conclusively, that Linux is significantly inferior to both Mac and Windows. To have an opinion otherwise, given the context (desktop machine for the masses) indicates that you're just not using sound judgement. For all the reasons detailed in the article and then some, installing and using Linux for the average person is quite simply not an option. "Personal Preference" does not enter into this discussion as you assert. Bad is bad is bad. The only "personal preference" that I can think of that would permit somebody to conclude that Linux on the desktop is superior is: BAD. If you prefer bad, then Linux is for you.

      So yes, in that narrow context, Linux does "suck".

      Now, for the 1/2 of 1 percent folks like you and I -- well, that's much different. We have a totally different set of expectations and skills. So, yeah, we tolerate Linux. We even learn to love it for what it is.

      But let's not lose perspective: For all it's merits, Linux simply does not have the consistency and polish of Windows or Mac. Not even close. Until it does, it ain't gonna fly with the general public. And that fact is being reflected in the marketplace.

      Thanks for perusing my other posts. I didn't know people actually did that.

      Peace.

    44. Re:Article Summary by whjwhj · · Score: 1

      You looked at my posts so I looked at yours.

      You're quite correct on an earlier post: SPAM, by definition, is bad. Always always always. Very clear thinking on your part.

      There's hope for you yet!

      Peace.

    45. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    46. Re:Article Summary by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Zealots get up in arms at the blasphemy.

      Zealots are like that, and the same thing can be seen from windows zealots if there is a pro-linux-on-the-desktop article. We just have to learn to ignore zealots of both types

      Some claim the user is technically incompetent.

      I'd say in this case she was simply lazy, it sounds as if she could have resolved her issues if she had bothered doing a little research. But her criteria was that she shouldn't need to go beyond the help files that came with the system.

      The same "Linux for the world" crowd does a complete 180 and says Linux is only for developers.

      See the above part about zealots

      While I agree that linux isn't ready for joe-sixpack I believe a lot of people could use linux for their desktop if they want to. The point is that they don't since they already have windows and it does what they need. The users that are likely to switch to linux on the desktop are those that find they are limited by windows, and when you do that you're probably competent enough to get linux to work. (The other kind is desktops in a business environment, and they should have hel(l)pdesk to deal with the users that use linux because they have to.)

      While linux may not be as ready for the desktop as windows is, it's ready enough for now. But of course the points the writer makes are valid and should be improved upon, to lower the threshold for moving to linux. Simply because the more linux users there are the more indows users will be aware of the problem of closed proprietary file formats (read .doc).

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    47. Re:Article Summary by banzai51 · · Score: 1
      The article and it's tone was to communicate to the Linux community where they stand in relation to joe sixpack and where they need to improve. Look at the replies and you find my breakdowns are accurate, for /. anyway. The average computer user does not want to be an OS expert to install and use their computer. The Linux developers have done a great job on making the install far easier than it was, now then need to concentrate on the user experience: a good GUI (coming along nicely), better pnp, and far better documentation. Like the author says, its hard to RTFM when you can't get to the internet.

      Don't dismiss the zealots out of hand. They are the ones crowing how great Linux is. They are the ones making the exaggerated claims. They are who typically first talks to Linux newbies. They are also the first to turn on these newbies with taunts of RTFM, you're not smart enough, etc. Couple that with developers who come out and say Linux is for developers only and you will see many more articles like this one. IMHO, it is far too late for developers to make this claim. People have taken note of Linux and it is rapidly approaching put up or shut up time. My biggest complaint is that the vaunted flexibility of the OSS movement is extremely slow to respond to user level complaints/requests.

  2. The Real Problem... by JJahn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    is that most people don't understand that Windows is not the universal basis of good operating systems. People expect everything to work the same as it did on Windows. Of course that has to be the case for wide-spread desktop acceptance, but IMO that is not the way it should be.

    At least Linux is reliable and after you get used to working with it, is powerful and useful. And also I don't seem to have so many damn device driver problems as in Windows...with those clueless vendors writing garbage drivers (I'm thinking Creative and ATI at the moment, grumble)

    1. Re:The Real Problem... by Weenis-X · · Score: 0

      It's unimaginable for most people to run linux. VERY few people have fundamental system understanding required. Additionally, I've found that proper linux operation requires a penis no larger than five inches. It is understandable, therefore, why slashdot users are so capable with it - while myself and other well-endowed individuals suffer. Oh, and also.. you are teh ghey. Thank you. Weenis

    2. Re:The Real Problem... by Teancom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you read the article? Or even skim it? One of her main problems was not that it doesn't work like Windows, but that the various installation routines and setup programs would either not work the way they were supposed to at all, or work sometimes and not others. I'm thinking specifically of her redhat 8.0 problems, where didn't see her soundcard at boot until she ran snconfig, then it saw it the next time, and offered to configure it for her (too late!); and the knopix random segfaulting and mouse cursor disappearing; and mandrake not seeing that it was connected to the 'net even when it was; and various cd burned programs not seeing her drives, or burning coasters; etc, etc, etc. You can't claim reliability as a plus to linux, unless it is actually stable and reliable!

      Now, before you get your panties in a twist, I think you have to differentiate between the kernel and the gui. I will agree that on average, the Linux kernel is more stable than windows 9x, me, and 2k (I've never used XP, couldn't tell you). *However*, the Linux GUI is just as unstable and crappy as those listed. Now I personally take that as a challenge, and help out with various KDE projects, with bug reporting/fixing, and the like. But pretending that the general state of the GUI in linux is that of stable, reliable, user-friendly, and intuitive programs would be self-deluding.-

    3. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the real problem (at least on the GUI side), is that Linux people don't understand that 90%+ market penetration IS universal.

      For example, you can't force ordinary people to join the holy war of RPMs vs. Debian. When they want to install software, they expect a link to it to show up in the Start menu after the installation. In most distros that I have tested, I still needed to find out myself where Netscape installed its bins, wading through /etc, /usr/etc, /usr/bin, etc. and then create a link to it. Sure, I found out eventually, but if I had been running a race against a Windows user to install the software, I'm way past behind.

      Another example is the screen refresh rate. Can you expect an ordinary user to edit XF86Config, let alone find it? Why not just integrate a control like in Windows?

    4. Re:The Real Problem... by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      "but that the various installation routines and setup programs would either not work the way they were supposed to at all, or work sometimes and not others"

      and of course you never get problems like this in Windows?

      Even Microsoft's own software doesn't always work correctly with their own OS. Photo Editor which comes with Office 2000 doesn't work with Windows 2000 correctly if installed for a restricted/power user. Fixing that problem requires regedt32 and some small tweaks. Like i'm sure the average Windows user uses registry editors day in day out.

    5. Re:The Real Problem... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      The GUI is pretty much stable, it may not be MATURE, but as sure as hell it is stable. Most importantly, the GUI doesn't block the OS in case something goes somewhat wrong, which is a real plus because that way you don't lose much (files, etc).

      I am using gentoo with gnome 2.2 DE, but I used to use slackware and gnome 1.4 and never had a problem. You can only blame specific apps for ruining your work. On the other hand, I think Windows 2000 is stable also, though if you DO happen to have a problem, you'll never know what it is (my IBM laptop from 1999 freezes randomly with it, for example).

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    6. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because then how would the nerds have their fun if not for filling their brains with the locations of every little config file on their hard-drive...?

    7. Re:The Real Problem... by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      the various installation routines and setup programs would either not work the way they were supposed to at all, or work sometimes and not others.

      How they were supposed to work? Or how they were expected to work by someone who is unfamiliar with Linux? The problem is further compounded by the fact that she's familiar with Windows. She approached the installation of Linux with many expectations; some of which do not apply and set her up for disappointment.

      I can expect Windows XP to not blow away grub and install overtop of my Gentoo install if I try creating a dual-boot system following the installer's prompts. Unfortunately for me, it's going to do quite the opposite of what I expect.

      I'm thinking specifically of her redhat 8.0 problems, where didn't see her soundcard at boot until she ran snconfig

      And this is worse than when Windows XP doesn't recognize your old hardware? How about when drivers for it aren't even available? This problem is especially bad with printers and scanners in XP.

      knopix random segfaulting

      This is to be expected from Knopix. It performs a lot of trial-and-error while booting in order to determine what hardware you have. If something it tries segfaults, then it knows your system doesn't support it and moves on.

      Inconsistent detection of hardware like the mouse between boots is strange, though. I have yet to experience such varying behaviour on any machines I boot from a Knoppix disc.

      To be honest, I find the inconsistent behaviour within most distros she tried very strange. I've installed and used countless Linux distros and even BSDs, and such here-again-gone-again behaviour is exceedingly rare. Even then it's usually a result of things like ESD damage to the hardware. In fact, the only place I've ever found such behaviour common is in Windows 95, 98 and ME (especially ME). Not in DOS, not in NT-based Windows, not in Netware, and not in various flavours of UNIX. Either she has far worse luck than I do, or I suspect someone forgot to wear an antistatic strap when handling parts.

      the Linux GUI is just as unstable and crappy as those listed.

      Fluxbox and I would have to disagree with you. :)
      Point in case: I like my right-click menus and keyboard shortcuts. I find them superior to an icon-cluttered backdrop and start menu. My GUI is reliable and works great.

      "What do you mean I have to drag the mouse all the way down to that 'start' button just to get at my apps? And where are my other workspaces?"

      Those would be false expectations, similar to what someone with a Windows background will have when approaching an X environment like mine.

      I wish the windows look-a-likes the best, but I can't really comment on them as I don't use them. I simply don't like that style of interface.

      But pretending that the general state of the GUI in linux is that of stable, reliable, user-friendly, and intuitive programs would be self-deluding

      It's definitely far from perfect (even Fluxbox), and benefits from every improvement we can help create. I don't find it any worse than the Windows alternatives, though. I can't complain about the price, either.

    8. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GUI is stable? If it was, I probably wouldn't need to know what Alt+SysRq+K does. I've used that twice in the last few days. Why? Because it seems all too easy in X (or just XFree86?) for one app to lock, and take the mouse and keyboard input with it. (Often to the point where Ctrl+Alt+{1,2,3,4,5,6,Backspace} do nothing, but at least the num lock works, for awhile) That's not stability, that's one application having the ability (unindended, but still) to leave the user unable to use other running applications. (I hate to say it, but XP has never done that to me)

      I've had this happen to me on a number of linux distros on a number of different PCs over the last few years, so I wouldn't say it's a "bad driver" or some "flaky hardware", or some "configuration error".

    9. Re:The Real Problem... by Dunkalis · · Score: 1

      Mandrake 9.1 does all of this automatically. And RPMs/Debs are vastly superior to Windows installers, since they are consistent (if built for the distro) and almost always work. All I have to do is click on an RPM, type in the root password, and it installs the RPM and all its dependencies quickly and easily. In Windows, you wade through license agreements, and stuff like that. Mandrake's config tools work fine, and I could change the refresh rate with it if I wanted to. However, I prefer editing XF86Config by hand. Don't get me started on the brain damages of Windows, either...

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    10. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be another plus to Windows. Everything from one source. If I have a problem with Photo Editor and lookup an error number on Microsoft's site, I can run regedit without knowing what I'm doing and in the end it will probably work. I've seen so many people get screwed over because they installed random packages or ran random commands (some help channel told a guy to run dd to restart sendmail). Windows is way more user friendly.

      "Linux: We give you the choice to screw over your computer! It's not a bug ..."

    11. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Point in case: I like my right-click menus and keyboard shortcuts. I find them superior to an icon-cluttered backdrop and start menu. My GUI is reliable and works great."

      You do know you can easily achive the same result in Windows since version 3.0 right? You would need to select the icon and press alt+enter then assign a shortcut keystroke to set it up.

      Right click came in 95 but in anycase those UI features have been there for years.
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    12. Re:The Real Problem... by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Her real problem is the fact that she's using "just fell off the junk truck on the way to the landfill" class hardware. I mean come on, a frickin' Verite card? Go out and get dirt cheap GeForce MX for like $40 at some places. One crystal clear indicator that her hardware is flaky as hell is the fact that she got "different" results between boots on Knoppix. It's burned in stone on a CD for Christ's sake! *IT* certainly isn't a variable from boot to boot...
      As an aside, I've used Redhat for a while as a desktop at the office, works fine for me. I even installed Redhat 8 on a 3 year old laptop and it worked just fine. I've had complete Windows newbies absolutely astonished by Knoppix. After I gave one to the HR manager, she wanted to lead a crusade to move everyone in the office to it posthaste, and she's a person who can't find the start bar if it autohides itself.
      Bottom line: I think almost any disto in the last year is fine for the average end user who wants to read mail, surf the web, type documents (Openoffice), do finances (Gnucash), maybe play some games, etc. If they're looking for more than that, perhaps Linux isn't yet their choice. But it sounds like this person regrettably stacked the deck against herself with her choice of hardware and had a bad experience as a result. I couldn't possibly imagine her having this many problems even on a new Dell or some damn thing like that.

    13. Re:The Real Problem... by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      That's not the same result at all. I should have been more specific for the people who have never seen what I'm talking about.

      The menu I'm referring to has been in many X window managers for literally decades now and contains commands and programs. You could compare it to the Windows start menu.

      The right-click context menu you're thinking of in windows is something else entirely, and has also been around in other OSes since long before Windows 95. The context menu on my Fluxbox install is bound to the middle mouse button, while the cmd/app menu is bound to the right.

      Also, the shortcut keystrokes I'm talking about are used to manipulate just about every aspect of the WM as well as navigate within it, so I don't have to reach for the mouse while typing. I have my most frequently-used applications bound to shortcuts, too.

    14. Re:The Real Problem... by msimm · · Score: 1

      No. Whats funny is Windows is like the low water mark. And people don't expect everything to work the same as it did on Windows, they expect it to work at least as well as it did in Windows. Its an important distinction.

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    15. Re:The Real Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hei,

      Somebody already told about the fast evolution of the linux desktop? There is a lot of improvments from version to version. More and more hardware being recognized without manual adjusts. From RH7 to 8 has lots of new hardware.

      Had she made a test to compare win98 to RH8 install? What is more smooth and easy? Anyone who tries to install win98 or win95 (even 2k or xp) will see that the dificult is the same as install any linux distro, with lots of manual config at the end.

      Other point not to forget is the Linux propaganda that it will work with any (old) hardware, this is right for kernel and command line, but for the GUI this is a bullshit.

      Finally there is a confusion about how it will dominate the desktop. For those who imagine lots of people formatting theirs computers and installing linux, I suggest wake up.

      When a SO comes installed and pre-configured by manufacturer, just like Lindows, the manufacturer have to correct that issues, then, there is no installaction adventure for the average user and mamma could use it just like any win computer.

      My impressions for desklinux is:
      - The desktoplinux IS evoluting a lot.
      - The linux and GUI must comes pre-installed with NEW hardware.
      - The GUI must improve first performance and second usability.
      - They have to improve WINE to provide transparent compatibity for enterprise apps (click and run).

    16. Re:The Real Problem... by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      You might be able to run regedit and do it, the average PC user can't. You need to try teaching beginners how to use computers or work in a support department, then you'll see what the average computer user knows.

    17. Re:The Real Problem... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Usually that happens with bad/buggy video drivers. XFree is very stable. Under XP or Windows 2000 if you have crappy drivers (my IBM laptop) you also get DSOD once a day as normal behaveour.

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  3. nice quote by mrpuffypants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you shrieking geeks

    that's a nice way to endear yourself to the readers. I'd like to read some of her technical writings...

    Now configure sendmail; you know where the sendmail.cf file is, you twit!

    1. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, you shrieking geeks...Yea that was a nice intro.

      Before each installation, I deleted the Linux partitions from the drives and restored them to formatted FAT32... ah, fat drives very technical thing to do.

      This is more of an experiment to see how ready Linux is for the average Windows-user than how it stacks up for my own migration to Linux. .... She runs windows 95, and she thinks she is average?

      I had well-known, mass-market video cards with chipsets that were allegedly supported, but getting a GUI to show up was never a sure thing....no comment....

      Root gets locked out of files. ...ok, im no genious here, but root can't get locked out of files. Really.

      Ok, enough of her stupidity. This girl reminds me of Ellen Feiss, the girl from the Apple/Switch commmercials, whose computer ate her paper, so she had to write another, and it wasnt as good? (wasn't as good as that joint she smoked maybe) Cute, but dumb as a bag of hammers.

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    2. Re:nice quote by Pyromage · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are so full of shit it's coming out your ears.

      "She runs windows 95, and thinks she is average?"

      What's so un-average about windows 95? You think average is upgrading every new release? Plopping down a hundred dollars MS tax every other year? That standard for you?

      On the shrieking geeks thing, well... It's dead on: the screaming pricks that make up slashdot deserve that.

      Root problems? Root may not be able to, but an example: a file is set immutable, by something or other. Say the installer does it to protect dumb users or whatever. Who cares why it gets set that way. Now Joe Student comes along after his very first linux install, and is expected to know chattr -i to be able to access the file that some widget says he's having problems with?

      And then you insult her: she wrote an honest critique of her experiances. Maybe she doesn't know the solutions; she shouldn't have to. At the least she is clearly an intelligent person that can write a hell of a lot better than you, and because she insults your favorite OS you go off the big one? Gimme a fscking break.

      If people would at the least be polite and helpful, rather than insulting and condescending, everthing would be a lot better. Not to mention just writing software that isn't horribly, horribly broken.

      Whatever. I'm tired of reading posts by pricks that can't take one whiff of honest criticism. Go smoke another with Ellen.

    3. Re:nice quote by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1
      Before each installation, I deleted the Linux partitions from the drives and restored them to formatted FAT32... ah, fat drives very technical thing to do.


      Way to quote out of context. The full quote is
      I did this so that every test could start with the same conditions, as if a user were doing his or her first installation.

      The point was to be fair to all the installations by giving them common ground. She's clearly a bit smarter than the average user, and yet still had problems with the various linux distros. That point seems to be completely lost on you.
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    4. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You think average is upgrading every new release?

      No. I think average is upgrading every 3 or 4 releases. Letsee, 95, 98,me,2k,xp (which has been out 2 years) and now she is average? No, the average person may be running 98 or me, but not 95.

      a file is set immutable, by something or other.

      I have installed more distributions of Linux and every other OS than you can imagine. Never have I ever had an installer do that. I have never had software set an immutable bit. I googled it and can't find much either. Nope. Not likely. Not impossible, but I am betting I have installed a couple hundred more boxes than you if you think this was the problem.

      And then you insult her: she wrote an honest critique of her experiances.

      I could write a critique or review of Italian suites over $1000, but you know what? I still wouldn't know shit about $1000 suits. I am not going to "be sweet to her" simply because she wrote an article. It wasn't a good article. The information is flawed, the premise is flawed, the execution was terrible. And I don't use Linux on the desktop, Im not advocating anything. I don't HAVE a favorite OS. I use them all. 95-XP, bsd, linux, and even OSX when I can. But I know a lame article when I see one.

      Whatever. I'm tired of reading posts by pricks that can't take one whiff of honest criticism. Go smoke another with Ellen.

      Thats the problem: you are the prick that can't take me criticising her article. If someone doesnt want to be criticized, then they shouldnt publish. She is touted as a technical writer, but I question her credentials as well.

      And Ellen is entirely too young for me to be smoking one with. Maybe in a few years.

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    5. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      The point was to be fair to all the installations by giving them common ground. She's clearly a bit smarter than the average user, and yet still had problems with the various linux distros. That point seems to be completely lost on you.

      No, the point you missed is that there is no reason to FAT 32 a partition before you install Linux. Since it is on a wholey seperate partition, it is senseless to format it FAT32, since it SHOULD be EXT3 when its installed. Its just a useless step. Once again, from a technical writer, I would expect more. Or less actually. Just drop the partition completely and let the install program do it, for instance.

      THAT is the point YOU seem to have missed. It was unnecesarry and rediculous to do, formatting them to anything. And she should have know it.

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    6. Re:nice quote by blincoln · · Score: 1

      ah, fat drives very technical thing to do.

      What, do you have the Ivory Tower l33+ hax0r edition of Win95 that allows you to format as NTFS?

      I had well-known, mass-market video cards with chipsets that were allegedly supported, but getting a GUI to show up was never a sure thing....no comment....

      Maybe because you don't have a good answer? I've seen the same behaviour many times with Linux installations.

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    7. Re:nice quote by blincoln · · Score: 1

      It was unnecesarry and rediculous to do, formatting them to anything.

      Jesus, dude. How many different ways does he have to spell "RTFA" for you? She was trying to replicate conditions of someone switching from Windows to Linux, which involves starting with FAT or NTFS partitions on an existing hard drive.

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    8. Re:nice quote by randyest · · Score: 1

      Man, are you out of control. Calm down.

      She installed the first one on a FAT32, and to be fair, she put it back to FAT32 every time. Whether or not this is necessary is irrelevant -- it's consistent. And, if you think she should have known that Linux wants EXT3, you totally missed the point of the article.

      As for your previous vitriolic tirades:

      The information is flawed, the premise is flawed, the execution was terrible.

      What info is flawed? Are you saying she made it all up? What is flawed about the premise? 'Cause she started with Win95, instead of what you consider the average (me or 98)? So, the results would have been much better had she started with a newer MS OS? Gimme a break. What was so terrible about the execution? You are just trolling. I guess IHBT. But it gets worse:

      I have installed more distributions of Linux and every other OS than you can imagine.

      The stench of egotism is overwhelming. Get over yourself. You have no idea how many installs someone else can imagine. No one is impressed with your OS skillz, and it doesn't help your argument to make silly, egomaniacal claims.

      Contrary to the story post, I did find the article both fun to read and informative. It made me think a little more concretely about why I don't use linux more (I prefer Solaris and WinXP, mostly). It is the nonsense you're spouting that isn't fun to read.

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    9. Re:nice quote by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 1
      Are you completely fucking stupid, or just really dense? She formatted the partitions back to FAT before installing another distro so that each one would face the same conditions that she would expect the average user to face, i.e. the average user would probably be installing on a machine with FAT32 partitions. If you really had read the article, you would've seen that this was, indeed, a problem with some of the distributions she tried.

      You're awfully fucking critical for someone who doesn't appear to know dick about what he's criticizing.

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    10. Re:nice quote by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      The point of the article is to upgrade from Windows to Linux. Common starting point for all distributions.

      How else would you be able to see if, for example, a certain Linux distro bombs when reformatting the FAT32 to EXT3?

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    11. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, do you have the Ivory Tower l33+ hax0r edition of Win95 that allows you to format as NTFS?

      You dont format it as anything. You dont even partition it. Linux has to delete the partitions anyway, and add at least 3 partitions. You managed to miss the entire point.

    12. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so un-average about windows 95?

      Umm... it's eight friggin years old?

      Do you have any idea what would happen if she installed XP on that crap hardware?

    13. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Jesus, dude. How many different ways does he have to spell "RTFA" for you? She was trying to replicate conditions of someone switching from Windows to Linux, which involves starting with FAT or NTFS partitions on an existing hard drive

      No it doesnt. You dont know what you are talking about.

      She put it on a seperate partition, NOT on a fat32 partition. IF you used partition magic or another drive to open the space, you would NOT format it as fat16 because you have to split it for seperat /boot, / and SWAP partitions anyway. Formatting it as fat16 is a silly waste of time and shows she doesnt understand what is going on. The fat16 partition she so carefully makes, is destroyed FIRST THING when you install. its irrelevent.

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    14. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still wouldn't know shit about $1000 suits.

      Indeed. Notice that she refused to buy or read any manuals, refused to read any web pages, in short. refused to behave like anything other than a trained monkey clicking buttons.

      And if she thinks that level of user is going to have any better luck installing Windows, well...

    15. Re:nice quote by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I have installed more distributions of Linux and every other OS than you can imagine. Never have I ever had an installer do that. I have never had software set an immutable bit. I googled it and can't find much either. Nope. Not likely. Not impossible, but I am betting I have installed a couple hundred more boxes than you if you think this was the problem."

      The point is: who the fuck cares WHY it happened. It happened. And it prevented her from doing something she can do in Windows. That alone should be a red flag, regardless of whether she is brilliant or retarded. None of the things she was trying to was abnormal, and they could all be done on a 7+ YEAR OLD version of Windows.

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    16. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, I am well under control. I just think it was a bad article, and said so, and every hard dick jumps to a ladies defense. No one ever acts this way if someone puts down an article unless its by a girl around here. Before you argue back, look back. I have.

      I think its funny how sexist some of you are. Patronising. I think she is probably a big enough girl she can handle one person not liking her article.

      Its a crappy article. Get over it.

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    17. Re:nice quote by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      Quite. It tells us much about her mindset and reveals how the rest of the article is going to go.
      She has unreasonable expectations, and she'll be damned if anyone or any software written years ago is going to deviate from them.

    18. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      How else would you be able to see if, for example, a certain Linux distro bombs when reformatting the FAT32 to EXT3?

      My point is most people are not running multiple partitions so its not valid. Most people are running a single partition unless they are running windows 95a which didnt support fat32 and >2gb drives very well. Most people would either add another drive, or use Partition Magic to open up space. But there is no reason to format it. The first thing you do with any distro install is destroy that partition and create new ones.

      I have done this more than a few times, so many are freaking out over this point, but MOST people dont have a bunch of partitions, and decide to use ONE for Linux. It just isnt that way.

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    19. Re:nice quote by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      the screaming pricks that make up slashdot deserve that

      So, what site are you reading and posting this on? :D

      Whatever. I'm tired of reading posts by pricks that can't take one whiff of honest criticism.

      Yeah, me too!

    20. Re:nice quote by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      Installing Windows XP on that old hardware would have caused many of the same problems, along with many of its own. Is that a red flag signifying that Windows XP is inadequate as a desktop OS? XP would have just as easily prevented her from doing those perfectly normal things she was doing on her 8-year old Windows 95.

      The point is: She's between a rock and a hard place. There is no painless migration path for her. All she can really do is pick one and hope it doesn't put her in the same spot a few years down the road.

    21. Re:nice quote by randyest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus, dude. How many different ways does he have to spell "RTFA" for you? She was trying to replicate conditions of someone switching from Windows to Linux, which involves starting with FAT or NTFS partitions on an existing hard drive

      No it doesnt. You dont know what you are talking about.

      She put it on a seperate partition, NOT on a fat32 partition. IF you used partition magic or another drive to open the space, you would NOT format it as fat16 because you have to split it for seperat /boot, / and SWAP partitions anyway. Formatting it as fat16 is a silly waste of time and shows she doesnt understand what is going on. The fat16 partition she so carefully makes, is destroyed FIRST THING when you install. its irrelevent.


      The point stands -- she started the first one with FAT, and she reverted to that for each subsequent trial for consistency. What's your problem with that? It it's irrelevant, why keep yammering about it? Why let it affect your eval of the article or the author's execution of the trials?

      Actually, I am well under control. I just think it was a bad article, and said so, and every hard dick jumps to a ladies defense. No one ever acts this way if someone puts down an article unless its by a girl around here. Before you argue back, look back. I have.

      I think its funny how sexist some of you are. Patronising. I think she is probably a big enough girl she can handle one person not liking her article.

      Now, risking karma, but well worth it . . .

      You, sir, are an idiot. You couldn't address my point reasonably, so you play the sexism card. That's amazingly lame. I'm not sure if "Pseu - Do - Nym" is male or female, and it doesn't matter. His/her points are valid regardless of gender, as are mine. Your posts, however, have been weak, reactionary, hyper-sensitive, short-sighted, and generally annoying.

      Don't bother replying to me on this one, I don't wanna go that far OT or spoil my fine Sat night any more with your pointless vitriol. And besides, I just modded you down below my threshold, foe, so I won't see it anyway. Let the people with at least minor clue fragments post some, k?

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    22. Re:nice quote by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      Actually, it *is* a nice way, as she's trying to prove her geekness to us.

      See, a 'Shrieking Geek' is a monster in Steve Jacksons "Munchkin" card game (highly recommended, btw). Surely you knew this? ;)

      Ciao,
      Klaus

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    23. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking about shrieking... if you imagine her saying her article in the voice of the bus driver from South Park, it makes a whole lot more sense.

      SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! LINUX SUCKS! IMPROVE LINUX OR THE BUNNY GETS IT!

    24. Re:nice quote by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You couldn't address my point reasonably, so you play the sexism card.

      The shear volume of people jumping up and down defending her demonstrates this. This isn't the first time I have noticed it (and certainly not just on /.) Another great example of tolorance for free speech here on /.

      It all boils down to the fact that I found the article sub par. I have called plenty of other articles sub par without everyone freaking out. Its called an opinion. I have mine, you have yours. But my observation that people seem to JUMP to the defense of a female author out of some sense of misplaced chivalry is still valid.

      Its so ironic how people are so afraid of hearing an opinion that differs from their own. The majority of people I have marked as friend are people whose opinions are radically DIFFERENT than mine. If you are afraid of hearing someone who sees things different than you, fine, mark me as foe and move on.

      But getting back on topic, the article still sucked.

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    25. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I could write a critique or review of Italian suites over $1000, but you know what? I still wouldn't know shit about $1000 suits.

      Let me get this straight, you could review $1000 hotel rooms (suiTES), and you're telling us that it won't give you a good background on business attire (suiTS)?

      wow. how shocking.

    26. Re:nice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you know how to correct spelling! Thats so rare here on slashdot.

      Can I follow you around and emulate you?

  4. Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by DeadSea · · Score: 4, Interesting
    She's installed half a dozen distributions. That's five more than I've ever installed. Such bravery.

    I have had similar frustrations trying to get my printer at home to work. I've never been able to do it properly. Its an HP USB inkjet and it works just find from Windows 98. I really wish I had a postscript laser printer, since those are so easy to set up from Linux. (Never mind that Windows makes it harder than it should be to install one.)

    As far as the CD burner goes, she had problems getting it to work on Redhat. I've found that whatever version comes with RedHat is pretty bad. Upgrading to the newest version of XCDRoast solved all my problems. They even have RPMs that are a breeze to install in RedHat. Yes you have to run it as root, but only once. You can give anybody permission to run it from its graphical interface.

  5. plain old troll by blastedtokyo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's funny how the author posts misconceptions about WindowsXP in the first page to say why they'll never try it. Then they go on to bash everything else in sight.

    Sounds like one of those people who love to complain and are just looking for an audience.

    1. Re:plain old troll by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      It's funny how the author posts misconceptions about WindowsXP in the first page to say why they'll never try it. Then they go on to bash everything else in sight.

      Don't forget OpenOffice!

      There's still a slew of bugs that OoO has to beat before it can snuggle with MS's office suite. Em-dashes will be fixed in 1.1 (the spell-checker was catching two em-dashed words as one word--all Q#@$ing non-alphanumeric characters should be treated as spaces, damnit!), but there's still (apparantly) no room for a "center on page" feature.

    2. Re:plain old troll by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It's some some of the usual stuff dragged over here to Slashdot from C.O.L.A.*

      This kind of 'testimonial' (testify, brotha!) is their meat and potatoes over there in the nutty regions of the net. Yes, there are places online where people flame and rant about Linux and their love/hate relationships with Micro$oft that make this website seem calm!

      (* the comp.os.linux.advocacy newsgroup)

    3. Re:plain old troll by mikedaisey · · Score: 1


      They weren't misconceptions--she just didn't want to have to buy a new system, and her old rig wouldn't run XP.

    4. Re:plain old troll by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      We can look at this one of two ways:

      1) She was putting up a fair fight. Her old rig would have run XP (albiet slowly) and all of her devices and software would have run out-of-the-box perfectly on the first try. And she expected to do the same in order to be "mass-friendly".

      2) She was playing dirty. Her old rig couldn't have possibly run XP. None of her old gear would have worked with XP at all, slow or not. But she expected to function out of the box with the old gear in order to be "mass-friendly".

      In the first case, she had the misconception that XP would not run on her box.

      In the second case, there were no misconceptions, but the whole comparison was broken from the start.

      So which is it, does she have misconceptions? or doesn't she?

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    5. Re:plain old troll by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point. She was not at all surprised that WinXP wouldn't run on her creaky old hardware, but was aghast that Linux wouldn't run very well on it either.

    6. Re:plain old troll by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

      Read the article. She had 36 gigs of storage and 128-256 MBs of RAM on each machine. Each would have run WinXP just fine. See the system requirements and compare them with her specs.

    7. Re:plain old troll by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

      She never tried. Her machines would run Windows XP fine. Read the article. She had 36 gigs of storage and 128-256 MBs of RAM on each machine. See the system requirements and compare them with her specs. If she wants a fair comparison, she should do it reputably.

  6. this is so obviously a plant. by nounderscores · · Score: 1, Troll
    the author writes: "It's based on my impressions as a technical writer, Linux neophyte and curmudgeon"


    It is so not!! the sophistication with which she is able to pinpoint the names of recent features and *cough* *features* *cough* of some operating systems says that this is obviously a much more sophisticated user, taking on the mantle of an imaginary "typical n00b" and then proceeding to post a wish list of one-touch solutions.


    this is not to say that the advice is bad


    Rather it is to say that if you cracked into the author's box, you'd find it didn't run Win95. The problem with an imagined "typical user" is that if any of the assumptions used to create this mental image are wrong, we might waste development effort on features that "nobody wants and can't delete" (without recompiling that is, and what typical n00b wants to do that?)



    so as far as I can see her complaints about usability etc are pretty valid, but just take it with a pinch of salt...



    better yet, hand out distros to ALL your friends (techie and non-techie) with their birthday cards. watch reaction, rinse and repeat.

    1. Re:this is so obviously a plant. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It's a COLA troll. I never thought a COLA troll, particularly a pro-M$ (Micros~1!!!(hee!!)) one, would make the front page of Slashdot.

      Desperate for banner impressions, Malda? It shows.

  7. Not a lot of variety by 1nsane0ne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see 12 distro's tested. Of those 8 are red hat / mandrake and 2 were suse. To give linux / alternative operating systems a try there should be more choices. She never said that linux was her only choice she just thought it best met her requirements. Seems to be that FreeBSD or any other BSD would be a good choice to try at as they meet all the requirements. Or if your hell bent on linux at least use a bunch of different distros just not red hat and mandrake. Doesn't seem like she gave enough alternitaves a try. I'm personally a fan of using what works best, be it windows, unix, linux, bsd, mac, beos, or whatever. It varies from person to person and from situation to situation and from computer to computer. There is no end all perfect for all, hardware, situations, and uses operating system and until there is one, we'll be stuck dual booting or using windows in some situations or whatever. Anyways thats just my two pennies.

    1. Re:Not a lot of variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or if your hell bent on linux

      I will die happy if morons learn that "you" + "are" = "you're."

    2. Re:Not a lot of variety by overshoot · · Score: 5, Funny
      Let's see 12 distro's tested. Of those 8 are red hat / mandrake and 2 were suse. To give linux / alternative operating systems a try there should be more choices. She never said that linux was her only choice she just thought it best met her requirements. Seems to be that FreeBSD or any other BSD would be a good choice to try at as they meet all the requirements.

      Help me here -- she's having trouble with Mandrake's installer and you want her to try the BSDs?

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    3. Re:Not a lot of variety by Kourino · · Score: 1

      Err. I hate to say it - no, really, I do, but when I talk to people that don't run Linux, they've either heard of Red Hat, Mandrake, or SuSE.

      Also, this may be just because I don't seek out GUI interfaces to stuff, but when I ran FreeBSD 4.5, to install software you had to go to a CLI, type in the install command ... and wait for it to compile. The article "for people new to FreeBSD and Unix" on freebsd.org seems to verify this. And of course, FreeBSD uses a text-mode installer. Based just on *that*, FreeBSD wouldn't fit her criteria. (Although I did like it when I used it.)

      My point is, her technique was probably closest to what someone clueless, yet still brave enough to go try it, would actually do, which is what she claimed to be doing. So, criticizing her for "let's see, not enough variety" just doesn't seem right. I don't know how many people *about* to start out with Linux would have even heard of NetBSD before.

    4. Re:Not a lot of variety by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

      OpenBSD/NetBSD is definitely not up her alley, and the FreeBSD ports tree would probably scare the bejesus out of her.

    5. Re:Not a lot of variety by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Interesting

      OpenBSD/NetBSD is definitely not up her alley, and the FreeBSD ports tree would probably scare the bejesus out of her.

      Not scare. This is a common misconception among Linux users, that complicated things scare us. (By us I mean the non-geeks and ex-geeks of the world, those of us who, in Tsu Dho Nimh's words, do not consider computers to be a hobby.) It's not true. Complicated things, like the ports tree, and for that matter all UNIX and UNIXesque operating systems other than Mac OS X, do not scare us. They piss us off. We get pissed off when things that should work, won't. We get pissed off when things that should be easy to find and use, aren't. We get pissed off when things are harder, more complex, more time consuming, or more needful of our attention than we want them to be.

      That's the key, you know. The ticket is not to ask yourself, "What can we do to keep from scaring the users?" The ticket is, "What can we do to keep from pissing off the users?"

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    6. Re:Not a lot of variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if your hell bent on linux

      I will die happy if morons learn that "you" + "are" = "you're."


      I dunno, my hell got bent on Linux, that's why I switched to BSD. You know an OS is no good if it bends your hell.

    7. Re:Not a lot of variety by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      Complicated things, like the ports tree, and for that matter all UNIX and UNIXesque operating systems other than Mac OS X, do not scare us. They piss us off.

      Well I guess that's the problem isn't it. As a geek, the Microsoftesque approach of putting on a happy friendly colorful GUI to automatically do all the "complicated stuff" for us pisses me off. I want to choose my favorite media player, my favorite web browser, my favorite desktop interface from a million different choices. I want to be able tweak and twiddle and recompile source code.

      And if I were to write open source software (on my own time and money, and giving it away for free), I'm going to make it the way I would like it to be : geeky. It's not that I don't realize what an "average user" wants, I just don't try very hard to meet those requirements because I'm usually writing the program for myself, and giving it away so that others like myself can enjoy it too. Yes, when I write a program it's always going to be about me. Selfish perhaps, but you can't really blame me for it.

      This isn't always the case, but there is a lot of software developed because somebody needed to scratch and itch. And "average users" don't itch in quite the same way as the people producing software (for free) that "average users" hate so much.

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    8. Re:Not a lot of variety by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      This is all well and good, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. The problem arises when people such as yourself, who prefer things one way, think that those same things are good, or even acceptable, for those of us who prefer things another way.

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    9. Re:Not a lot of variety by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      The problem arises when people such as yourself, who prefer things one way, think that those same things are good, or even acceptable, for those of us who prefer things another way.

      That's the point. Your very statement applies both ways. Microsoft, the creators of software that most average users like, think the things they put into their software is good, or even acceptable to those of us who prefer things another way.

      So most open source stuff is produced by those of us who prefers things the other way. If you like the Microsoft Windows way, you're very welcome to use that instead.

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      "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    10. Re:Not a lot of variety by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      OpenBSD/NetBSD is definitely not up her alley, and the FreeBSD ports tree would probably scare the bejesus out of her.

      It's not true. Complicated things, like the ports tree, and for that matter all UNIX and UNIXesque operating systems other than Mac OS X, do not scare us. They piss us off. We get pissed off when things that should work, won't.

      The ports/pkgsrc system of the *BSDs (and copied by Gentoo's portage) actually works quite well, and is not particularly difficult to use for someone accustomed to changing a directory and running "make install". (And if you use FreeBSD's portupgrade you don't even have to do that!) By that criteria, not working as expected, users won't be "scared" or "pissed off" at it; though perhaps the idea of "make" downloading needed dependencies isn't "expected", but I would think that would rank as an unexpected surprise that one would have no problem getting used to. :-)
    11. Re:Not a lot of variety by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you don't get it. Thanks for responding, but you completely missed the point.

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    12. Re:Not a lot of variety by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's right on, in my personal and SOHO support experience. People can cope with the unknown or the complex to some degree, albeit often not very well. But piss off the user, and from that point on they'll only see the bad, and assume the worst.

      There's also a middle ground -- people like myself for whom computers are something of a hobby, yet who expect their everyday-work machine to "just work" without argument, annoyance, or excessive delving into the innards and esoterica. We're not scared of complex stuff, but after a certain point it's not worth the nuisance either.

      Personally, I find MacOS to be a piss-off, linux mostly half-baked and therefore annoying (other than Mandrake, which I halfway like), BSD much more professionally made, and Windows of every species is too terrified of me to ever misbehave :)

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    13. Re:Not a lot of variety by StarTux · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD? Should try it, but I gave up on that when it crashed on my USB hub, which works in Linux with no issue.

      You're right and once again the incorrect "is it ready for the desktop" gets beaten again, and its obvious everyone is trying to say desktop covers everything gui related. Best thing imho is to try as many different OS's out there to see which tastes better.

      Even with Linux's faults I find it better to use and more fun than Winxx, or Mac 10.2 Jaguar (and I never liked 9 and its ilk). Just my personal preference :).

      StarTux

    14. Re:Not a lot of variety by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The problem arises when programmers like yourself code to scratch an itch (that's fine as far as it goes), then insist that it's also suitable for average users (manifestly not the case, as you recognise, but many don't). That's the root problem with linux. It scratches a billion itches, but it seldom touches what average users need -- yet too many linux bigots insist that if only users had more clues, they too would love linux.

      Maybe another perspective is needed: scratching the users' itches instead of one's own :)

      As to customization -- depends on how far you want to take it, or CAN take it. My WinBoxen look generic but have tons of little tweaks, to the point that M$ would barely recognise their own product. OTOH...

      I'm not a coder (neither are most users, nor do we have the time, energy, or desire to become coders), so changing and recompiling source is moot regardless of OS. Thus even with linux, I have to take what I'm handed, because I personally am not competent to change it. So if it's screwy-acting and half-baked as it's handed to me -- that's worse from the user's standpoint than something that's not configurable but IS mature and well-mannered.

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    15. Re:Not a lot of variety by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      Maybe another perspective is needed: scratching the users' itches instead of one's own :)

      You'd have to pay the programmer to get him to care. Microsoft programmers are paid to make software the way average people would like it to be.

      The point is, if a coder is going to be making something for himself, it's going to turn out just the way he likes it. Unless he's paid to do otherwise, I don't think open source software is going to be catered to the "average user" very much.

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      "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    16. Re:Not a lot of variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you on that point.

      Being an experienced Linux user (I run Linux FROM SCRATCH, that is, I compiled every program on my box myself (including the JDK and excluding the flash plugin for Mozilla (since you can't) and OpenOffice (why I couldn't that damn thing to compile, I'll never know, what a bitch), I must say that the distributions aren't actually that easy to get working. RedHat bombs on getting sound to work. Printing is a bitch in all UNIXs. I can't comment on SuSe or Mandrake since I haven't used them. The previous poster was right on the lack of OS choices, however. FreeBSD has one of the easiest installs ever. The ports system is damn easy to use and show others to use. I've had much more trouble with binary package installers like RPM because they fuck dependencies up. FreeBSD does not. Further the network card just sets itself up, practically. X needs to be configured manually, which is never a problem if you know what video card you have.

      All that aside, what straight-up newbie sits down and upgrades their OS. Seriously. I get at least one friend a week call me and ask questions about RUNNING WINDOWS, why would those newbs even attempt an OS install? Oh wait. They don't. If someone is even going to think about trying to install Linux, they are going to have some experience using computers. Most likely, they will have the minimum of knowledge: what hardware they have (like video and sound cards, most importantly); what partitions are; how to FUCKING TYPE (I can't believe that a "computer-literate technical WRITER" can't type well, Jesus). Maybe some things need to be cleaned and maybe some people need to lower their expectations at the same time.

      Having said all that rambling rant, here's my question: do we (the Linux using community) really want a system where you don't need to use the CLI at all? Wouldn't having that lead to a larger OS size and a more cluttered /etc (or wherever crazy, stupid software puts their system-wide conf files)?

    17. Re:Not a lot of variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just got a new Very large HDD and poor old FreeBSD can only see 7MB of an empty 40Gig partion


      When I put it on the other HD (/dev/ad1s2a) it installed but after a kernel rebuild fell flat on its face! (where is / it asked I can't find it on ad0s2a!)

      Anyway its not as fun as it used to be, KDE and GNOME are just the biggest bloatware, are less stable and slower than ever!

      At least in 5.x they are going to get rid of that dogs poo Perl, Perl makes me sick never since lisp has something so stupid been inflicted upon the world %@&! is all I can say!

    18. Re:Not a lot of variety by msimm · · Score: 1

      Exacty. After using Windows and Macs and every other computer system out there your left with a pretty good sense of what can and can not be done.Then when you find yourself in a situation that you've seen handled seamlessly 1000's of times suddenly come to a grinding halt, well, that pisses me off.

      I wish she HAD installed more distributions, but it would have just increased her level of frustration after seeing each distribution getting different parts wrong and right. Its a mess. Funny think is "Linux" really is technically superior and every problem she had has already been solved, just never in one place.

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      Quack, quack.
    19. Re:Not a lot of variety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to pay the programmer to get him to care. Microsoft programmers are paid to make software the way average people would like it to be.

      Yeah? Oh well, I guess the open source revolution is over then. Who wants to use software which is written for somebody else?
    20. Re:Not a lot of variety by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I agree -- the only itch a typical unpaid coder will give a damn about is his own, not the average user. And that's why open source software will never be mainstream for the desktop, either.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    21. Re:Not a lot of variety by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid you don't get it. Thanks for responding, but you completely missed the point.
      You obviously haven't ran BSD if the BSD port/pkgsrc system is your example of how it is less friendly than Linux, some popular distributions of Linux such as Gentoo have copied it to great success. I think you picked a feature of BSD you had heard of at random and proclaimed it "unfriendly" just because you wanted to post an anti-BSD message.
    22. Re:Not a lot of variety by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I will rephrase.

      I am presuming that PDN will not like the OpenBSD install process, and that PDN will not like using the ports tree.

      I don't mean to be insulting in any way. I don't like the ports tree, nor do I like the OpenBSD installer. I'm just trying to extrapolate from my own experience and the (admittedly shallow) impression I have of PDN's likes and dislikes.

      As for getting pissed of, chill. It's only software. Most software will piss someone off at some time or another because all software sucks. The whole key for me is to stay mellow when things go bad. You know, take a walk for 15 minutes, clear your head, and come back with a fresh face to fix the damn thing.

    23. Re:Not a lot of variety by mvdw · · Score: 1
      We get pissed off when things that should be easy to find and use, aren't. We get pissed off when things are harder, more complex, more time consuming, or more needful of our attention than we want them to be.

      It's funny you should write this about linux, because it's exactly the experiance I have with windows. I have to use windows at work, and I love to live in a cygwin shell, because it really makes my life much easier.

      Windows is a great system, as long as you don't have to do anything slightly out of the ordinary, then it becomes a PITA.

    24. Re:Not a lot of variety by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      And there you go again. Missing the point, I mean. What thread are you responding to, exactly? Because it doesn't sound like you're responding to this one.

      --

      I write in my journal
    25. Re:Not a lot of variety by ces · · Score: 1

      The average luser wants to click on "control panel" then "add/remove programs" then select application groups they want to add to their system say "print server" or "web server"

      "make foo" may be friendly to you but it looks complicated to most people.

      --
      Happy Fun Ball is for external use only.
  8. what about from the other direction? by timothy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First: This article makes some very good points, ones that people who push Free and otherwise Open Source software on others to the point of being annoying (like me) often have to skirt around. This kind of criticism is really important!

    Second: The author talks about the need (in her case) of a dual-boot system, and that's surely a common situation. However: What about Windows? If someone has a mostly happy, generally successfull Linux installation on a machine with a few tens of gigs of hard drive space, can Windows be nicely (non-destructively) installed as a novelty or ... for what Windows users use it for?

    I have installed Mandrake Linux (versions 7.1 and 8.0) on Laptops which arrived with different versions of Windows, and contrary to the upshot of this article, those installs (dual-booting with Windows) went pretty automagically (though I regret that I ended up with a big never-used partition on each of those hard-drives ;)). However, that's because Linux distros know they exist in a MS-dominant environment. Microsoft seems to offer tips on removing Linux, but how difficult would it be to go about creating a dual-boot system the other way?

    (This question is out of ignorance, and is not rhetorical.)

    timothy

    p.s. A very similar, just-as-damning article could be written about the various interface flaws that infest Microsoft Windows; a few recent visits to my dad, trying to help him set up wireless networking under Windows led me to show him how if I popped in a Knoppix CD, everything Just Worked, but we never did get Windows XP happy with his network.

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
    1. Re:what about from the other direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Second: The author talks about the need (in her case) of a dual-boot system, and that's surely a common situation. However: What about Windows? If someone has a mostly happy, generally successfull Linux installation on a machine with a few tens of gigs of hard drive space, can Windows be nicely (non-destructively) installed as a novelty or ... for what Windows users use it for?

      Only nicely so far as all aspects but the bootloader, which any version of Windows will write to the MBR regardless. If you're going to do a post-Linux Windows install, be sure to have either a boot floppy/CD or a Knoppix disk around so you can reinstall the Linux bootloader.

    2. Re:what about from the other direction? by popdookey · · Score: 1

      There is no version of windows that a person can boot from and find that it automagically identifies and installs the drivers needed for a user's printer, soundcard, videocard, partitions of other OS's, and cd burning capacity all out of the box. This article is written from an honest perspective but the logic is flawed based on an inaccurate comparison. The fact that Linux does as much as it does out of the box is a remarkable accomplishment. Is it completely ready for my Mom? no. Does my Mom call me for help making programs and peripherals work on her Windows XP installation? yes. Now, if we were to compare MacOS X and Linux, the comparative installation and configuration weakness of Linux would stand out, but that is another story ...

      The bottom line is this: new users need training. Period. How familiar were you with win95 when you migrated from 3.11 or DOS? How many hours have you spent becoming competent in you current OS of choice? No, the challenge is not with the distribution, it is with the commitment to change. As long as we expect Linux to make this change effortless we will fault Linux for being ineffective.

      --
      Success without humility is an indulgence in arrogance
  9. How do I play games on Linux? by IgD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I can do internet browsing, e-mail, OpenOffice (MSOFFICE functionality), DB with MySQL, programming with Kylix/BCB but what about video games? BattleField 1942 etc. Games are the only thing holding me back from going 100% Linux.

    1. Re:How do I play games on Linux? by r00zky · · Score: 1

      try this if you haven't already.
      battlefield 1942 has a working ratio of 3/5 more info about it here.

      --
      I'm a chainsmokin' alcoholic sociopath, so-ci-o-path
    2. Re:How do I play games on Linux? by ktorn · · Score: 1

      Last Xmas I spent a couple of weeks at my mum's, where all my old desktops are, now converted to Linux app & web servers. I couldn't get to terms with the fact that my former gaming machine, a dual P3-800 with a 22" monitor, was just sitting there being wasted. My only Windows (XP) machine left is my laptop, which is hardly good enough to run Chuckie Egg, never mind CS.
      After a quick search on google and a couple of days fiddling around with Wine I got Counter-Strike working on the app server. What joy! Frame-rate not the best around (30-60fps) but still playable.
      Not all games will run, and I hear EverQuest is the reason why many people need to keep at least one Windows machine lying around, but support for new games and applications is making the list of supported apps grow all the time.
      Certainly worth a try...

    3. Re:How do I play games on Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was soooooo not off topic...

  10. Faith in moral paradigms by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    During WWII, Charles Lindburg went over to germany, looked at their massive numbers of factories and aircraft, and concluded that the USA could never win the war. I suppose also, that in 1950's USSR, many people saw their huge building projects, factories, and the space program and concluded that the USA would never beat out the Soviets which at the time seemed more elloquent and "sophisticated" in their approach. But if you believed that people had inaliable rights as dignified human biengs, and believed that freedom was an end in itself - then there was only one way to go.

    Well the same is true with Linux. Some Microsoft features may seem more "sophisticated", others may see Microsoft's huge amount of cash and never believe that they could loose to Linux. But if you believe that copying things is not a sin, but a human nature; and you believe that property rights derive from physical truths and not from artifical monopolies imposed by the government - like copyrights. Then there is only one way to go, and that way will free and benefit the people who believe in it over the long run, and destroy the people who don't.

    1. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, so your saying that the underdog will always win?

    2. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by greck · · Score: 1

      mod the parent up... whether one agrees or not, it's definitely food for thought.

    3. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Actually, most Linux/Unix features seem more 'sophistcated'. It is better planned, not laid out for purely commercial reasons. But because it depends not on public acceptance, but rather the whims of the narrow elite who wield it, it has difficult achiving mass appeal.

      The fact that it can be freely copied isn't going to 'save' Linux. Looking on the title page to my copy of 'J.V. Stalin- Works Volume 7, 1925' I don't see a copyright there either. Just 'Foreign Languages Publishing House, Moscow, 1954'. No copyright.

    4. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by argoff · · Score: 1

      ...Looking on the title page to my copy of 'J.V. Stalin- Works Volume 7, 1925' I don't see a copyright there either. Just 'Foreign Languages Publishing House, Moscow, 1954'. No copyright.

      In a state where the government controlls all information, copyrights are irrelavent. The USSR did not allow people to own slaves either (they all belonged to the state), but slavery is certainly a loss of freedom.

    5. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 1

      Isn't it cute when someone equates hackers fooling around with a piece of software just for the hell of it with people willing to die for their cause? I wish I could do that with a straight face, it'd make argumentation so much easier.

      And "property rights derive from physical truth"? Do you even understand what you're saying? You don't need a 21st century version of the Pineal Gland to understand the value of copyright. Nor do you need the high moral ground to defend your incling to have a little fun with an operating system that doesn't treat you like you were still in kindergarten.

      Linux users all over the world admire IBM for their adoption of Linux. Fifty years ago they helped Hitler slaughter the majority of the European jewry. Funny how things aren't always so clearcut, isn't it?

      Get a sense of perspective. Comments like yours just cheese me off no end.

      --

      "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

    6. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by argoff · · Score: 1

      Freedom is freedom, taking away free speech isn't comparable to the disasters in WWII either, but watch how quickly things get there. Copyrights restrict freedom, and sooner or later they will either go away or grow out of controll and start ruining peoples lives. Lets see, DMCA, infinite extensions, prison terms worse than rape, fines over 90 billion, blow off the 4th amendment, blow off the 1st amendment, blow off the 8th amendment - yep, right on schedule.

      And of course people can benefit from freedom even if they don't believe in it, and they can eat ripe fruit even if they don't water the tree that grew it. But, if someone doesn't appretiate or understand the "tree that feeds them" - they are really setting themselves up I would say.

    7. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by joeykiller · · Score: 1

      During WWII, Charles Lindburg went over to germany, looked at their massive numbers of factories and aircraft, and concluded that the USA could never win the war.

      A little off topic: I understand what you're trying to say with this analogy, but it's a little bit flawed.

      Charles Lindbergh was probably right, in the sense that the US couldn't beat the Germans alone. Without the British, plus the enourmous effort and losses of the Soviets on the eastern front, the chance is that the US would never have beaten the Germans.

      To bring this analogy back on topic: If your analogy tells us anything at all it is that Linux can't win as it is now, but with a little help and focus _perhaps_ it can.

    8. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      During WWII, Charles Lindburg went over to germany, looked at their massive numbers of factories and aircraft, and concluded that the USA could never win the war.

      Um, the USA didn't win the war. They helped out a bit at the end, perhaps...

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    9. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by fname · · Score: 1

      Charles Lindberg was a Nazi & fascist sympathizer; anything he reported back from Germany was either consiously or subconsiously tainted by that. I'm sure once the US entered the war he patriotically backed the U.S.

      BUt Charles Lindberg was a Nazi sympathizer. His comments could be easily dismissed from the day he made them.

    10. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by naasking · · Score: 1

      I think the atomic bomb would have brought the U.S. victory. I know the bomb was dropped after the war was essentially won, but hypothetically speaking, if the U.S. and Germany alone were going at it, the U.S. would have won simply because they created the atomic weapon first.

    11. Re:Faith in moral paradigms by The+Smith · · Score: 1

      "Property rights derive from physical truths"? That's the first time I've ever heard that one. Property rights aren't a natural law; there is nothing about an object that makes it anyone's property. If anything, property rights originally derived from "this is my pointy stick, so this is my land/gold/wife".

  11. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know americans put saddamn in power right? and sold him weapons?

  12. Brief comment by smoondog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. It must have a GUI interface for installing and configuring the system. I'm a lousy typist, and text mode is not an efficient way for me to interface with an operating system.

    No, you probably just aren't familiar with the shell. Many very good typists get very frustrated with UNIX because of the need to understand the shell.

    BTW - Is anyone else totally baffled by the choices Mr. Gates and co used when developing MSDOS many years ago? The MSDOS "shell" has commands that are totally crazy. Some, like "dir" (and its output) are a little more intuitive than the default "ls". Others, like md are (arguably) less intuitive than mkdir. Still others are inexplicable, like using \'s instead of /'s for directory structure. What's up with that? It's almost as if they said, we need to create a new shell that looks like UNIX but is different, so lets randomly change a bunch of stuff.

    -Sean

    1. Re:Brief comment by richi · · Score: 5, Informative

      The different direction of slashes is due to MS-DOS using '/' as a way to denote command-line options (e.g. DEL /S/F *.* ). Early version of DOS didn't have a heirachic filesystem, so when MSFT added the concept of directories, they couldn't easily choose '/' as the separator, so they thought that they should use '\' instead.

      Muscle memory sanity for people switching between DOS and Unix wasn't exactly seen as an issue to those guys ;-)

      r.

    2. Re:Brief comment by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      So MSDOS 1.0 didn't support directories at all. By the time MSDOS 2.0 came around, there was already an existing application base that used / as an option prefix (like - under unix!) and so they chose \ to separate directories so they could tell options from filenames, without breaking all the existing programs.

      md and dir are totally just "if you know it you know it, if you don't know it, you probably won't guess it", just like ls and mkdir.

      --
      Trees can't go dancing
      So do them a big favor
      Pretend dancing stinks!
    3. Re:Brief comment by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      ACtually, md was shorthand for mkdir. mkdir worked fine in MS DOS.

    4. Re:Brief comment by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      'md' in MS-DOS is shorthand for mkdir. The 'mkdir' command also works.

      If you want to see awkward and unintuitive, look at the CP/M that DOS copied. There wasn't a built-in dir command, which meant that you could have floppies on a single floppy CP/M system that you couldn't list the directory of (if they didn't have the binary program on them to run.) And the copy command was called 'pip' and had arcane syntax.

    5. Re:Brief comment by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      And CP/M was 'inspired' by the PDP-8 and PDP-11 operating systems from DEC, such as OS8 and RT11. The PIP command (which stands for Peripheral Interchange Program) was the Swiss army knife for a DOS. It copied files, listed directories, formated volumes, and translated file formats.

    6. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you fucking moron, go read some history...

      it all comes from VMS. Gates has nothing to fucking do with it...

      ppl who forget history are bound to reinvent it

    7. Re:Brief comment by FilthPig · · Score: 1

      See, that's one of her points though. The average person who just wants their computer to work the first time without having to know a lot about it. She's saying that she won't recommend a switch to linux for any of her non-technical friends for just that reason - they're non-technical. They don't have any desire to understand the shell.

      BTW - Notice how Mr. Gates realized the "shell" was not user friendly, and didn't work for non-techinical people? So they moved to a GUI interface, sacrificing stability and reliability for ease of use. Seems to have worked pretty well for them so far.

      --
      We eat the pig and then together we BURN!!!
    8. Re:Brief comment by Sentry21 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, you probably just aren't familiar with the shell. Many very good typists get very frustrated with UNIX because of the need to understand the shell.

      Google Posting

      I have chronic tendonitis and nerve damage in both arms ... with documents, I run a spellchecker, print it out, mark it up, and have multiple chances to get it right. With a CLI, it either works, or it doesn't, or it does something I didn't intend for it to do if I happen to issue a command that is legal.


      $ ls
      hello.h ebonics.h ebonics.o ebonics.c hello.c hello.o whatup*
      $ rm -rf * .o
      rm: .o: File not found
      $ ls
      $

      --Dan
    9. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BTW - Notice how Mr. Gates realized the "shell" was not user friendly, and didn't work for non-techinical people? So they moved to a GUI interface, sacrificing stability and reliability for ease of use. Seems to have worked pretty well for them so far.

      Moving to a GUI had nothing to do with that sacrifice; poor design choices on how to do a shared library subsystem and what to allow into the OS kernel are to blame.

    10. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um.... '-rf'ing when just trying to delete a few *.o files? That's something a newbie wouldn't do, and something that wouldn't cross the mind of an experienced user. Because the newbie wouldn't know the options for 'rm' and an experienced user wouldn't '-rf' just .o files-- that would be plain stupidity. That example is just doesn't work.

      Believe me, the CLI in Unix is very refined despite the wierd command names.

    11. Re:Brief comment by mikedaisey · · Score: 2, Insightful


      "No, you probably just aren't familiar with the shell. Many very good typists get very frustrated with UNIX because of the need to understand the shell."

      You bonehead--she can't be wrong about what her own requirements are.

    12. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok:

      $ ls
      hello.h ebonics.h ebonics.o ebonics.c hello.c hello.o
      $ rm * .o
      rm: .o: File not found
      $ ls
      $

    13. Re:Brief comment by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that there was a command to list THE* directory's contents, but I haven't used CP/M in an age and a half.

      *There was no heirarchial directory structure in CP/M. In fact, CP/M had no concept of directories. Everything just got lumped together on the disk, and when you listed the disk's contents you got EVERYTHING.

    14. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ? Every version of CP/M I ever used had a DIR command.

    15. Re:Brief comment by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, MD is shorthand for MKDIR, which also works in DOS:

      ******
      [Dink-Win98] F:\WIN98 > mkdir /?
      Creates a directory.

      MKDIR [drive:]path
      MD [drive:]path
      ******

      (Lordy, now I've gone and tattled on myself re which OS I'm using :)

      / still works in DOS if the application knows about it. Frex, PKZIP can use / or \ in paths.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    16. Re:Brief comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      duh, you use the "f" option to force delete, and then you complain that you lost everything ?

      It's like always clicking the Ok button on every message box, and complain you accepted to reformat your HD...

    17. Re:Brief comment by MCS · · Score: 1

      I've always used mkdir in DOS....

    18. Re:Brief comment by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      she can't be wrong about what her own requirements are

      "I want to make toast in the morning when I go camping, but since I'm left handed I only considered oxy-acetylene torches."

      Oh yes, its possible.

    19. Re:Brief comment by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      "you probably just aren't familiar with the shell" The shell? You mean which shell?

    20. Re:Brief comment by supaflah · · Score: 1

      interesting. here's how it works for me ls te.o.tt test.02 test.o test.oo rm -rf *.o ls te.o.tt test.02 test.oo

      --
      --- Nothing but Blood and Kosmos
    21. Re:Brief comment by mikedaisey · · Score: 1


      Bah...that's just a reductio ad absurdum arguement. In this case that obviously isn't going on.

  13. not very objective... by thadeusPawlickiROX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I can understand the points the writer brings up: Linux can be tough to use and install at first. However, there are several faults in the logic in the article. For example,

    Before you say RTFM, make sure there is AFM to R: ...and make sure that the table of contents of a specific software's help file opens when I click the corresponding help button. Context-sensitive help is over a decade old -- I have written a lot of it for Windows -- but doesn't appear to have taken hold in Linux.

    I see some problems with this. Last I checked, Windows did not have very good tech support, online or offline. The "help button" in most Windows apps is usually pretty useless. And, the author needs to RTFM.... there are plenty of good resources to use for Linux help, www.justlinux.com being one I frequently used when I needed help. The writer falls into the trap that most do, assuming Windows is THE perfect operating system. And, it's not, there are just as many faults in installation as there are in Linux. I've seen many failed driver installs, no/bad video, etc. I think linux support is better in some aspects, actually. And the use of non-standard parts for the writer's test PC's (video card in first computer, SCSI card??) would not be 100% in Win95 to begin with. I just wish writers would view things a bit better before going off complaining about how tough Linux is. If Windows was held to the same standard, the same complaints could be made as well.

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    1. Re:not very objective... by justin_speers · · Score: 1

      I see some problems with this. Last I checked, Windows did not have very good tech support, online or offline.

      I'm not sure where you're getting that. I can get the answer to any question about windows just by googling that question. The help is usually sufficient as well. Users don't really need to access that help as often as they would under another OS, because things just work.

      And, the author needs to RTFM.... there are plenty of good resources to use for Linux help, www.justlinux.com being one I frequently used when I needed help

      You are totally missing the point. 99.999% of the people in the world are not like you. They see the computer as a tool that shouldn't get in their way, like, say, a toaster. If you buy a $15 toaster from Wal-Mart, do you expect to have to go to http://www.justtoaster.com or something like that to get it working properly? You're looking at that statement from the perspective of someone who enjoys tinkering with their computer. The vast majority of people out there just want to play solitaire or surf the net. They don't want to have to search all over the web just go get their video card working.

      The writer falls into the trap that most do, assuming Windows is THE perfect operating system. And, it's not, there are just as many faults in installation as there are in Linux. I've seen many failed driver installs, no/bad video, etc. I think linux support is better in some aspects, actually.

      That's ridiculous! I've installed several Linux distros, and I've installed Win98, WinME, Win2K, WinXP on probably a hundred machines. I have NEVER had difficulty getting hardware to work under any of the Windows versions except one digital camera that wouldn't work under Win2K. I've had countless difficulties under Linux getting printers, video cards, modems, sound, etc. to work properly, and sometimes they just never do.

      I just wish writers would view things a bit better before going off complaining about how tough Linux is. If Windows was held to the same standard, the same complaints could be made as well.

      According to the article, she was using Win95 (ugh) for a long time without any of the similiar problems. So how is it an unfair comparison?

      I like Linux a lot. It's great for someone like me. But try watching the average person install a software package under windows, then try and do the same thing under Linux. They can't do it. Linux isn't ready for the average person, and taking this article as anything other than constructive criticism isn't helping it get there.

    2. Re:not very objective... by Vacuous · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get the idea Microsoft has bad tech support. Perhaps I am biased because I work for the nameless outsourcer that Microsoft hired to handle tech support (I work with Windows XP).

      Microsoft support centers are all copc certified and have pretty strict rules when it comes to customer satisfaction. More often than not there is less than a 2 minute wait on the phones (This isn't always the case, sometimes we get a rush of customers) and very frequently we will try to support issues that have nothing to do with us (AOL loves to take advantage of this.)

      And just in case your thinking I am some brainwashed Microsoft drone, to be perfectly honest the rules there are a pain in the ass.

    3. Re:not very objective... by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

      The writer falls into the trap that most do, assuming Windows is THE perfect operating system. And, it's not, there are just as many faults in installation as there are in Linux.

      See thats the thing. XP is far from being perfect. But after experiencing Linux to many people it makes Windows XP look perfect compared to it.

      Theres either two things that can happen when you show someone linux: 1) If they are hardcore geeks they might like it (I am a geek and I hate it, as do most people I know) 2) They will see it and go back XP loving it more then ever before. Do you see the problem? I do.

    4. Re:not very objective... by Equinox · · Score: 1

      Granted, this comes from a support call for Office, but I've called a few times for client's we service...hold time was never less than an hour. In the, "Oh, that's a known bug...and will not be fixed. But the new version will be out in a month and it doesn't have that problem."

    5. Re:not very objective... by Vacuous · · Score: 1

      Weird, I never heard of anything like that being said by us on XP.

    6. Re:not very objective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of people out there just want to play solitaire or surf the net.

      You forgot "look at pr0n".

      hehehe

    7. Re:not very objective... by thadeusPawlickiROX · · Score: 1
      That's ridiculous! I've installed several Linux distros, and I've installed Win98, WinME, Win2K, WinXP on probably a hundred machines. I have NEVER had difficulty getting hardware to work under any of the Windows versions except one digital camera that wouldn't work under Win2K. I've had countless difficulties under Linux getting printers, video cards, modems, sound, etc. to work properly, and sometimes they just never do.

      [...]

      But try watching the average person install a software package under windows, then try and do the same thing under Linux. They can't do it. Linux isn't ready for the average person, and taking this article as anything other than constructive criticism isn't helping it get there.

      I understand your points, but I feel they are common misconceptions. I don't think Windows is ready for the average person either, but everyone runs it. How many know how to stop their computer to stop BSOD'ing? Chances are, very few. I don't know many people who understand the problems of running programs with spyware or programs that mess with registries. People run it and plead ignorance if something goes wrong. I understand people have issues with Linux installs. Fine, that's a common problem. But the install process is 1% of the time that the user interacts with the OS itself. Windows is NOT flawless, neither is Linux. But I think it is being rather nearsited to view only the Linux problems while not taking the problems of Windows install with it. I've been doing tech support for a few years now, and I recall several instances of bad Windows installs: improper drive formats, errors with driver setups, etc. There are issues out there in a Windows install, and though you may not have personally had any issues, you can do a google search just as easily and find out where problems lie. Now please, I'm not trying to troll here, I'm just pointing out the differences I see in what you say and what I was trying to say. And I think that Linux is becoming more usuable for the "common" person, if only the "common" person wasn't afraid to try something a little new and possibly better.

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    8. Re:not very objective... by 2short · · Score: 1

      Windows may have lousy tech support. It may have lousy help. It may have lousy manuals. I wouldn't know. I've never used or needed any of them to do what I needed to on Windows. Not even the first time. I hate MS marketing practices as much as the next guy, but their ease of use is top notch. Linux will be ready for the masses when new users can be told NOT to RTFM.

    9. Re:not very objective... by arose · · Score: 1

      Context-sensitive help is over a decade old -- I have written a lot of it for Windows -- but doesn't appear to have taken hold in Linux.

      Is that the "this is a checkbox" type of help when I'm trying to make sense of some preferences?

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  14. Oh boy. What this chick needs.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is a MAN to help her out. HAR HAR HAR.

    No seriously she's exactly right about most of that stuff. Linux usability STINKS. That's right, STINKS. I use it every day (and have since using TWM under 0.99) and I still think it STINKS.

    Buttons don't do what they suggest. Documentation doesn't correctly describe
    the buttons. Little-used options are usually buggy. Customization is encouraged but if you do it in a way the author didn't test, BOOM! Every programmer has their own idea (read EGO) about what needs to be done and how an interface should be laid out. This is bad because good design is EGOLESS.

    Menus are way too deep. Distro authors need to be MINIMAL and not try and shove every goddamn program in the menues.

    I'm STILL trying to figure out why you need a plethora of buttons like "Ok", "Cancel", "Save", and "Apply" buttons in config dialogs! What happens if I click "Ok" without "Apply"? And how do I know the author really tested all paths out of the dialog? Many times, "Apply", "Save", and "Ok" all do the same thing anyway.

    And KDE uses that ugly "K" WAY TOO MUCH!

    On the other hand, I've never had too much trouble at install time. In fact I recently built a new PC and installed RH7.3 and was pleasantly surprised that it basically installed itself and discovered everything. Of course maybe I subconciously knew what options were most likely to NOT work because of years of experience dealing with free software.

    Of course once I logged in I started noting bugs by the handful, and reported a lot of them, and even FIXED a few and sent in patches.. but .. it ain't OS X, that's for sure.

    Interestingly enough, I've had similar problems with Windows, *especially* Win95 .. I'm surprised this writer didn't note any of the warts of Win95. I remember trying to install Win95 for friend once, and I actually had the stupid idea to CUSTOMIZE the install and remove some cruft. BAD MOVE! I removed something that was needed to uncompress the install files, and it wouldn't install, and I looked really stupid... the installer didn't even so much as give a warning. So WHY did offer me the choice?

    Though with Linux I don't mind so much because I get the source code and could at least TRY and fix the problems.

    Anyway, in conclusion YES Linux usability and GUI design needs some serious help. What it needs is an ALL-POWERFUL DICTATOR to come in and carve up the system and create a new one with the best and most usable pieces. Let's NOT try and please the egos of every software author out there. In fact I don't even think Red Hat should offer both Gnome and KDE. They should just pick ONE and develop it.

    And this writer should stick with Win95.. she said it "worked well enough for her needs". It seems she still has a little "Windows-centric" view of computers to begin with, since all her requirements seem to be "do this and
    this exactly like windows". So stick with Windows! I have an old 486 that I use regularly, because it STILL WORKS FINE!

    And of course .. mumble mumble .. Mac OS X .. mumble mumble. Unfortunately OS X has its warts too, but they are like ONE TENTH the warts of the other two.

  15. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to install a USB printer on WinXP (which, being two years old now, you might want to get):

    1) Plug it in.
    2) Click "Yes" a few times, if necessary.

    I haven't run into a step 3 on a properly installed OS.

  16. Before everybody piles on... by Fritz+Benwalla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to add that this was my experience too.

    Let me preface this by saying that I run a web design company, I maintained our servers for the first few years, I put in my time on PETs and TRS-80s, and APPLE IIs and Windows 3.0 and 95 and NT and 2000 and Linux. Take my word for it, I'm a seriously fucking technical guy. I offer as further evidence the fact that I'm posting to Slashdot on the Linux holy war at 9pm on a Saturday night.

    I made an honest go of making my home main OS Linux, but I quit in frustration. The main problem is that it's not that Linux isn't *capable* of doing everything I need, but the tiny things that are slightly greater hassles in Linux end up being a death by a thousand cuts.

    If there's one main way I can think of to characterize my regular use of my main OS, it's "freewheeling." I need it to be a transparent conduit in my productivity, whether it be hitting the Net, writing documents, personal finance, etc. Linux was *always* functional, but *never* transparent. I constantly had to tweak little things to make it work, find new libraries, etc. That's fun when I'm using hobby time, but not fun at all when I have shit to do on a deadline.

    Honestly, I don't know how you're going to fix this aspect of the OS without doing what Microsoft has done - compromise fundamental stability and security in favor of useability. Personally I hope the debate stops, and we stop trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Let MS spend their money catering to the masses, let's keep Linux stable and robust for hard core needs.

    I think we'd be doing the world a lot more good putting Microsoft's server products out of business than their desktop products. I'd feel a much greater sense of accomplishment knowing that I helped get the world's credit cards onto a Linux server than the world's Mom's on a Linux desktop.

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    Believe me, I'm as surprised by my comment as you are.
    1. Re:Before everybody piles on... by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Honestly, I don't know how you're going to fix this aspect of the OS without doing what Microsoft has done - compromise fundamental stability and security in favor of useability."

      Stability is not antithetical to usability. If anything, reliability improves usability, since it means that things work more consistently. Security can be a pain, but basic stuff like having separate root and user accounts isn't too much of an issue.

      IMHO, the problems with Linux's usability have more to do with the availability and quality of GUI config tools, and the lack of a standard target for third-party developers to build against, which in turn makes it tricky to install third-party binary applications. Making Linux usable by the masses is doable. Both the technology and the standardization efforts are in place. It just has yet to gel.

    2. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      doing what Microsoft has done - compromise fundamental stability and security in favor of useability

      Ha ha I think you confuse "familiarity" with "useability". Windows still has a lot of problems and "annoyances" that come between me and my work. Sure, not as many as Linux, but usually I can just turn to the guy next to me for instant answers for Windows annoyances, while Linux I have to hit the newsgroups or the source code.

      Let's not even talk about Mac OS X, I've NEVER had any problems with OS X and have in fact often been pleasently surprised that I could do stuff that I didn't even THINK of.. wish that would happen with Linux or Windows once in a while.....

    3. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main flaw in your argument is that you forget just how Linux is made. People work on things that they're interested in. One person writes a graphics card driver, someone else works on the KDE interface a bit, someone else submits a patch to the kernel.

      No-one can truthfully say that Linux has not become more usable. Just try the newest Knoppix every month to see how things that annoyed you, and even things you never realised were difficult suddenly become easier. With Linux, things really are getting better.

      This seeming lack of direction (other than ->better) is not a bug, it's a feature. Every so often, a whole lot of unrelated projects get rolled into one, and Linux takes another leap forward. Some people will work on usability, some will work on stability. It's up to you which Linux you have on your own computer. It's up to them what they work on.

    4. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      Very well put!
      I agree 100%.
      I couldn't have said it better myself.

    5. Re:Before everybody piles on... by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      Or do what Apple did and compromise ubiquitous hardware compatibility with stability, security, and usability.

      I say, take the 2K plunge, and get your work done with no hassles for at least the next four or five years.

      Like the Sally Strothers/Starving Ethiopian kids ads say, that's less than a cup of coffee a day, and half of a Starbucks grande a day.

    6. Re:Before everybody piles on... by grnchile · · Score: 1

      The article parallels my experience as well. I actually am
      using Linux as my primary desktop OS now, but I found the transition
      very painful. This is despite nearly 30 years experience with PCs (yes -
      starting with the Xerox Alto mentioned in another article today) and a
      history of past experience with various flavors of *NIX. I wouldn't
      have had the patience to make this happen if I hadn't taken it on as a
      crusade after Microsoft helped buy the country (presidency) and so
      escape from their antitrust conviction.

      It's too bad the article had a nasty tone at points, as it had many
      good (if sometimes dated) points to make about what "out of the box"
      Linux experience needs to be like for Linux to gain widespread
      acceptance on the desktop. It's also too bad that so much of the
      article focused on install. Unfortunately, it doesn't get much better
      when one starts looking at day to day use of applications. This is
      really the key aspect of transitioning from Windows to Linux. A few of
      the replacements are actually better than the Windows versions
      (Mozilla vs. IE comes to mind). Others are close enough to do the job
      (GIMP vs. PhotoShop). Some are not quite there (StarOffice vs. MS
      Office, at least for document exchange). In some cases, there just
      don't seem to be reasonable substitutes (Street Atlas is one I used to
      depend on that's now history).

      But the real problem is making everything work. "Death by a thousand
      cuts" expresses it perfectly. The number of times I've had to go
      looking on forums or contact program authors to figure out how to get
      things done or found myself fixing application bugs myself boggles my mind. It's
      only because I made this my hobby off and on for months that I
      was able to get to where I was satisfied. While I'm very happy now with
      where I ended up on Linux, I can't in good conscience recommend it yet
      to friends who aren't willing to invest an equal amount of time -
      especially friends coming from Windows with a boatload of existing
      application software (and many people who have been using Windows as
      long as the author will fall into this category). For someone who
      expects their desktop computer to "just work," Linux just isn't there yet -
      much as I love using it.

    7. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't exactly have a clean track record in security either.

      They need to work more on the security, and not having everything and the kitchen sync in some of the "mainstream" distros like redhat and mandrake, which would improve security very much.

    8. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Honestly, I don't know how you're going to fix this aspect of the OS without doing what Microsoft has done - compromise fundamental stability and security in favor of useability.


      Take a look at Mac OS X. They seem to know something about solving this "problem".

    9. Re:Before everybody piles on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a seriously fucking technical guy.

      trying to make everyone jealous you're getting laid uh? ;)

    10. Re:Before everybody piles on... by msimm · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Well put.

      I feel like the usability issue gets confused a lot. Its not about "stupid user" or "dumbing" linux down. Its a technical issue and one of the biggest technical shortcomings of Linux distributions. Period.

      Linux has a lot of strengths but this is the biggest hurdle left to jump. We need to start equating smart with usable; ic if Linux (and associated software) is so smart why isn't it simple to use.

      When I create a complicated spreadsheet (I work np business) I don't write a note at the bottom that says RTFM. I create very complicated spreadsheets and the best ones never ever show it.

      --
      Quack, quack.
  17. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans live in this cute little fantasy world don't spoil it for the poor guy. He doesn't have healthcare or decent schools so let him have the fantasies at least!

  18. Hey... by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tsu Dho Nimh my ass...John C. Dvorak, is that you?

    1. Re:Hey... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It looks more like flatfish from COLA.

      Does Rex Ballard ever come here?

  19. I found her problem.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Problem: "I think a computer is a tool rather than a hobby.

    Solution: Get a Macintosh biznitch.

    1. Re:I found her problem.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author is a woman not a raving male homosexual therefore she does not require a Macintosh.

  20. Mandrake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it interesting that Mandrake, one of the distros most often said to be targetting the desktop and new users, scored as one of the worst here. Note also that Mandrake currently seems to be teetering on the verge of financial collapse. Looks like Darwin and economics at work.

    1. Re:Mandrake by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      If you read the article you'd see that Mandrake was the lesser of many evils, and she ended up with mandrake 9.0. The older mandrake distros had some pretty big problems. I have been messing around with mandrake since 7.0 I couldn't even get mandrake 9.0 to work with the hard disk on my main machine. I downloaded knoppix 3.2 and played around with it. As she said.. the hardware detection works great. I liked all the goodies in knoppix, but I am a glutton for punishment, so I downloaded Mandrake 9.1, and lo and behold, it installed and worked like a champ. Only been messing around with it for a few days, and one thing I have noticed is that Win98se blows it out of the water for performance. Everything runs quicker, and feels snappier including mozilla 1.3. Win98se crashes about every other day though. not a big deal for my home machine though.

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
  21. Linux vs. XP migration... by BadElf · · Score: 2, Insightful


    #2 Existing hardware must remain usable. At a minimum, the printer, modem, and CD player/writer must work, and the new operating system must make them work without my having to tweak configuration files. If it can't get that far, it's not ready to inflict on the general public as a migration route, and I certainly will not recommend it to my friends.

    #3 Existing software must remain usable unless the new operating system has equivalent features to the ones I use, there is no loss of data and data-transfer is easy.

    Note: Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route. I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete.


    At least we know she hasn't bought into Redmond's bullshit about XP's features.

  22. Well... by big_groo · · Score: 1
    Before you say RTFM, make sure there is AFM to R: ...and make sure that the table of contents of a specific software's help file opens when I click the corresponding help button. Context-sensitive help is over a decade old -- I have written a lot of it for Windows -- but doesn't appear to have taken hold in Linux.

    Maybe they should have started with this manual.

  23. Absolutely Wrong Windows Evaluation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author starts off with saying that Windows XP is not an option because it will break his modem, printer and CDR, and that it will not run Windows 95 software. Further complains that newer versions of Microsoft Office won't correctly open documents from older versions of Microsoft Office. Unless the author has a penchant for DOS software (unlikely since he refuses to use a command line) he is trying to pull one over on us.

    One might assume that if the author hates Windows, he will be predisposed towards Linux. Read the rest of the article to discover that that isn't the case either.

    I agree with the parent. This article is a troll written by someone who enjoys complaining and has little concern for spreading facts.

  24. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you French guys ever stop making the best clarinet reeds, we're going to fucking smear your juice all over the face of Europe, you know....

  25. Why keep banging your head?! by mekkab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If version X of a release is difficult to use, why try Version Y? And if Version Y is also not working for you, what kind of a moron do you have to be to say "Hmmmm, Version Z, that's gonna be the one to solve MY hyper-specific and unique problems!"

    I was told the definition of insanity was doing the same thing and expecting a different result. Now I've had some bad linux installs (*Cough* linuxppc *cough*) but I take that as an indicator that I have to move on. This woman is crazy!

    And do you think it would be so hard to bribe that geek to install it for her?! Just show him a little ankle flesh and I'm SURE he'd do whatever you wanted!

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:Why keep banging your head?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LinuxPPC? How bad was that install?

      I installed Debain/PPC 2.2r4 on a PowerMac 7600 about a year ago, and was that ever an experience.

      About all that sticks in my head now was the fact that the version of quik (the Old World Macintosh OpenFirmware boot loader for Linux) installed wouldn't work if it was installed pointing to a symlink. Guess what type of file the default Debian install of quik pointed to?

      Well, that and the fact that the installation documents claimed to be written for both Old World and New World PowerMacs, yet the documents contained information that applied to either just New World Macs (how to set up a bootloader, Old World Macs can't use the same loaders as New World ones), or very general information that applied to both (and was probably the same as that found in the x86 documentation if I had bothered to compare the two)

    2. Re:Why keep banging your head?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If version X of a release is difficult to use, why try Version Y? And if Version Y is also not working for you, what kind of a moron do you have to be to say "Hmmmm, Version Z, that's gonna be the one to solve MY hyper-specific and unique problems!"

      Because ALL of the distros have improved significantly from version X to Y to Z, and for her to try an out-of-date distro and simply say "VendorDistro sucks!!" would get the deserved flames for not trying a current, and much better, version.

      Griping about old and known problems gets no sympathy when a new version has fixed the problems. Griping when the new version Still doesn't fix the problem is another matter.

    3. Re:Why keep banging your head?! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And there were a few problems that happened in the newer version that weren't in the old. That would be bad.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    4. Re:Why keep banging your head?! by adri · · Score: 1
  26. Unrealistic expectations,Unfair without benchmark by NZheretic · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Migrating to Linux not easy for Windows users" article in Linuxworld, while somewhat informative, is unfair and one sided, because it is based upon expectations that not even Microsoft's Win2k and XP can live up to. Tsu admits as much

    Note: Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete.

    The expectation that Linux will fulfill the hardware driver installation off the distribution CD, when you admit that you may have to replace the entire hardware for XP, is inherently unfair and beyond what can be reasonably expected in any operating system. XP is not without it's major problems when it comes to older hardware ( especially scanners ) support and driver conflict problems.

    The lack of any relative comparison in your article to the Microsoft alternative, paints Linux in a far worse light than is the reality. Compare your article to the recent articles by Joe Barr, comparing Linux installation with XP and Windows 2000.

    Also, given the rapid improvement of Linux distributions, 18 months is in my opinion, too long ago to represent the current state of Linux on the desktop. See Michael C. Barnes updates look at leading desktop operating system options on the market.As with Joe Barr's article, it benchmarks Linux against Microsoft's offerings.

    There is nothing inherently wrong with pointing out faults, in fact any *constructive* criticism over current releases of Linux is both welcome and necessary to the Kazan like rapid improvement of Linux. However, just repeating war-stories without acknowledging either that the issue has been fixed in the lastest release of that distribution, or similar problem also exists with Win2k and XP, does nothing but provide fodder for Microsoft's trolls. I am surprised that this article in it's current form, made it past the editors at Linuxworld.

    Not all linux distributions are targeted for the non-technical deployer. For example: Lycoris, Xandros and ELX are more likely to have SMB functionality preconfigured on install.

    However, does not someone also re-configure windows for your colleagues? When they log in, is the SMB shares,printers and defaults always pre-installed for them? If not, who ever provides techsuppport for you is not doing their job properly.

    Deployment, day to day management and just using a computer, require a different level of technical knowledge, no matter what operating system you are using.

    Although many non-technical people to install and with windows often reinstall the operating system, that does not mean that they do a good job of it. I have been too often called in to repair a screwed up home based 98 to XP systems to personally attest to that.

    That some Linux distributions, for example RedHat 8, do require a lot more knowleadge to deploy, once properly deployed and configured, they are a hell of a lot easier to remotely manage on a day to day basis, even using GUIs. ( hint - ssh -X root@TARGET-IP ). The quality of the technical knowledge from Linux user groups and distributions forums, especially in comparison to phone support from Microsoft, can more than make up for the difference in relative difficulty. That Tsu Dho Nimh set up a a pre-requisite that no external support was aceptable, is unrealistic even for windows XP.

    Dispite the absolute terror of the Microsoft advocates, Linux is NOW a more than adequate as a desktop for the enterprise, a replacement for XP and an upgrade from window98 and NT4.

    At work , we have upgraded 80% of our ghosted win98se desktop from Microsoft Office 98 to StarOffice6 and Mozilla

  27. MacOS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She should try a mac. It's the *nix for the rest of them.

  28. Minimum IQ by N8F8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Doesn't the side of a Linux Box state the Minimum IQ requirements alongside the CPU and memory requirements?

    All kidding aside, she essentially tried installing it on some crap hardware without having an either net access to search the newsgroups for solutions or having the geek that gave her the distros on hand.

    Another thing I would note is that the best technical writers are essentilly retarded monkeys. Nothing personal, but the best tech writers and testers are retarded monkeys.

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    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    1. Re:Minimum IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay Mr. 180 IQ, no more driving until you build your car from parts no larger than a grapefruit.

    2. Re:Minimum IQ by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      Six years Navy Nuclear Machinist's Mate. Not to mention growing up in a mechanical shop. If I can take it apart I can put it back together- no questions asked. Surely you jest?

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      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    3. Re:Minimum IQ by nrd907s · · Score: 1

      You seem to have missed the point entirely. When trying to install any operating system why should you have to worry about 'crap hardware' or why should you need to have net access to search newsgroups, or even having a geek there to help? Retarded monkey or not, I can throw together some 'crap hardware' and have windows 98 running and usable on it in a matter of an hour or so - no geek/net access for newsgroups needed. I've even known of windows newbies able to format and reinstall without problems without geek/net access. RTFA

    4. Re:Minimum IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Navy, eh? No wonder a queer cocksucker like you is hanging around Slashdot.

      Too bad there aren't any fruity Asian boys for fie dollah

    5. Re:Minimum IQ by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1
      Doesn't the side of a Linux Box state the Minimum IQ requirements alongside the CPU and memory requirements?

      IQ != computing ability. IQ is a loose definition of how strong your problem solving skills are. A high IQ is useful in any field, but I know plenty of average guys that are Linux gods.

      she essentially tried installing it on some crap hardware without having an either net access to search the newsgroups for solutions or having the geek that gave her the distros on hand.
      That was the whole point of the experience. Most of the time, that type of situation would work with Windows (though not always, I've had problems with Windows 2000 and certain hardware).

      Another thing I would note is that the best technical writers are essentilly retarded monkeys. Nothing personal, but the best tech writers and testers are retarded monkeys.

      You mispelled essentially. I bet a technical writer would have caught that before hitting "submit."

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      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    6. Re:Minimum IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      haha

      Just reading your posts makes me laugh about as much as I do when... well, watching monkeys throw poop at each other.

      I suppose that you don't realize your experience makes you an unlikely candidate for qualifying that testers or tech writers are retarded monkeys for the actual technical details? BTW, where I work the majority of testers are: a) good engineers that just aren't faggoty kiss asses and can outperform the "developers" or b) ignorant "bring alongs" that needed to fill testing slots and not provided any sort of real testing training. As for (A) I have myself designed, implemented, documented and fielded a system that was more functionality rich (features are really just chrome, you know), stable, secure and user friendly (I wisely adopted a standard interface design and flow) in one week part time compared to the 2 year project that is always over budget and under done. Sad thing is, I am not that good... just they suck SO BAD and that this is so common where I am. No, didn't use ANY code or even design that was specific to their system. (not even same language)

    7. Re:Minimum IQ by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " Doesn't the side of a Linux Box state the Minimum IQ requirements alongside the CPU and memory requirements?"

      Sure, because insulting potential users by calling them stupid whenever they have a problem is the quickest way to build up a strong user base.

      "All kidding aside, she essentially tried installing it on some crap hardware without having an either net access to search the newsgroups for solutions or having the geek that gave her the distros on hand."

      And you call Redmond's software junk? I can throw Windows 98 on the hardware you call "crap" and it works fine. Let me ask you this: if she had tried windows 98 and it had worked flawlessly, could you really say that Linux was the superior solution? Personally, if one thing works and another doesn't, I'm going with what works; even if it is M$. Secondly, why should she have to search through newsgroups and ask for outside help for something as simple as an OS installation? Would she have had to search through newsgroups to install Win98? Let me give you a hint: no.

      "Another thing I would note is that the best technical writers are essentilly retarded monkeys. Nothing personal, but the best tech writers and testers are retarded monkeys."

      There's that Linux fanboy mentality showing once again. You're the worst enemy Linux could ever have. Why? Because no one will believe an accusation from a liar (M$), but people will believe a confession from anyone. As a user of Linux, your attitude that it's just the greatest thing on Earth and anyone who has a problem using it is a "retarded monkey" goes to show that Linux and its supporting community is comprised of simple-minded, immature children. Your ranting and raving does absolutely nothing to help Linux whatsoever. On the contrary, your arrogant and dismissive attitude belies the true nature of Linux and the vast majority of its users and contributors. But since your voice is the loudest and most noticable, to whom will people listen?

      With every fanboyesque post, a part of Linux's potential is killed. The single greatest threat to Linux is not Microsoft; it is a small group of very loud, very vocal fanboys who shout down the intelligent and helpful majority. If you truly want to see Linux succeed, you need to re-examine your attitude towards discussion of its strengths and weaknesses. This writer wasn't just someone commenting on Linux; she was a potential user. Linux has lost this potential user for a number of reasons. How many more potential users has Linux lost because of the very same issues she encountered? If people really want to see Linux make it big and take down Redmond, they need to talk to people like this writer and find out what can be changed to win over her, and those like her. It's the regular users who feed M$'s pocketbook, and it's the regular users the Linux community should be working to get.

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      -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
    8. Re:Minimum IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can throw Windows 98 on the hardware you call "crap" and it works fine.

      Too bad you can't BUY Windows 98 any more.

      For that matter, SpartaDOS works just great on my old Atari 8 bit computer with 128K of RAM, but that's not what I use on a daily basis.

      She needs to buy a new computer. That's the bottom line.

      Other than that, great point!

    9. Re:Minimum IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! Couldn't be more clear!!

  29. What the lady needs. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Let's see what she says again,

    Spare me your "how much more enlightened, knowledgeable and confident I will be if I know the intimate details of my computer if the installation is treacherous!" speech. ... Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route. I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete.

    Fine, give the Office Super Geek $50 to put Red Hat 7.x or 8.x and Open or Star Office on the "bonepile" motherboard. It will dual boot, print, write her CDs, modem and all that jazz. If he/she/psuedo-name was in Baton Rouge, I'd do it for them.

    -Hugh Whenn Ivan. (say that out lound until you get it)

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:What the lady needs. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      I saw the header for this comment and expected it to be a troll that didn't get modded down yet.

      Seriously though, most people do not install an OS (windows or otherwise) themselves without Dell on the phone, or at least the smart kid from next door handy. So in a way, I agree with you.

      But it is still quite easy to install windows most of the time. Click click click type in key click click click set clock click reboot reboot reboot done - most of the time - sometimes you have hardware that windows doesn't recognize, but it usually gets the modem and/or ethernet card so you can get drivers off the internet.

      That said, I don't think that any installer should be hard to use, whether you are a geek or not. I'm quite capable of figuring out the amazingly arcane shit necessary to get Linux working sometimes, but I haven't done it in over a year (and to be fair, things seemed to be coming along nicely by then) because I just don't want to spend the time and no longer need to for my job either.

      Simple is beautiful, but simple is hard as hell to design (especially if you have a manager that likes pretty widgets - luckily I don't :).

      Unfortunately, very few people seem to be able to pull simplicity off, even in the Windows world. I find it funny that Windows is held up as the high standard, when from a UI point of view, it's totally fucked up (or at least, horribly inconsistent, though Linux is even more inconsistent on the GUI side).

      I don't even think it's possible to design a truly easy to use computing environment yet. We'll talk about that when I can interact with my computer with my mind :)

      --
      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    2. Re:What the lady needs. by overshoot · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind that tOSG volunteered to do exactly this, but she wanted to do it herself as an experiment. In fact, she tells us [1] that on several occasions tOSG knew from conversation exactly how to fix the problems she was having, but she rejected the offer of even advice in order to keep the test clean.

      [1] She's been posting to comp.os.linux.advocacy for quite a while, and tOSG is also on there.

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  30. I've got your manual right here! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Lesse, I'm having some memory problems...
    Oh, I've got the manual! Right here! /* $Id: dma.c,v 1.7 1994/12/28 03:35:33 root Exp root $
    2 * linux/kernel/dma.c: A DMA channel allocator. Inspired by linux/kernel/irq.c.
    3 *
    4 * Written by Hennus Bergman, 1992.
    5 *
    6 * 1994/12/26: Changes by Alex Nash to fix a minor bug in /proc/dma.
    7 * In the previous version the reported device could end up being wrong,
    8 * if a device requested a DMA channel that was already in use.
    9 * [It also happened to remove the sizeof(char *) == sizeof(int)
    10 * assumption introduced because of those /proc/dma patches. -- Hennus]
    11 */

    21
    22 /* A note on resource allocation:
    23 *
    24 * All drivers needing DMA channels, should allocate and release them
    25 * through the public routines `request_dma()' and `free_dma()'.
    26 *
    27 * In order to avoid problems, all processes should allocate resources in
    28 * the same sequence and release them in the reverse order.
    29 *
    30 * So, when allocating DMAs and IRQs, first allocate the IRQ, then the DMA.
    31 * When releasing them, first release the DMA, then release the IRQ.
    32 * If you don't, you may cause allocation requests to fail unnecessarily.
    33 * This doesn't really matter now, but it will once we get real semaphores
    34 * in the kernel.
    35 */
    36
    37
    38 spinlock_t dma_spin_lock = SPIN_LOCK_UNLOCKED;
    39
    40 /*

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:I've got your manual right here! by cos(0) · · Score: 1

      You're purposely exaggerating. This is NOT a manual, it's the comment of a C source file, designed for other programmers.

      An average manual looks like this (the first screenful):

      ---------------

      NANO(1) NANO(1)

      NAME
      nano - Nano's ANOther editor, an enhanced free Pico Clone

      SYNOPSIS
      nano [options] [+LINE] file

      DESCRIPTION
      This manual page documents briefly the nano command.

      nano is a small, free and friendly editor which aims to replace Pico,
      the default editor included in the non-free Pine package. Rather than
      just copying Pico's look and feel, nano also implements some missing
      (or disabled by default) features in Pico, such as "search and replace"
      and "goto line number".

      OPTIONS
      -T (--tabsize)
      Set the size (width) of a tab.

      -R (--regexp)
      Enable regular expression matching for search strings, as well
      as \n subexpression replacement for replace strings, if avail-
      able.

      -V (--version)
      Show the current version number and author.

      -h (--help)
      Display a summary of command line options.

      -----------------

      Now what's so hard and confusing about that? I wish Windows help pages were this concise and informative.

  31. Well, I tried Mandrake by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I tried Mandrake, and it honestly didn't seem to have any real benefit over WindowsXP other than the dozens of cool freeware games that came with it. For normal work, WindowsXP gets the job done fast enough and is perfectly stable. Plus, even though it's "bloatware" it's a lot faster than emulating windows apps from Linux. When both OSes are free (heh heh heh) I don't see any compelling reasons to use Linux instead of WindowsXP.

    1. Re:Well, I tried Mandrake by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      What version of Mandrake? 8.0 was a disaster, plain and simple, but after the past week having to rely solely on my Mandrake 9.0 laptop waiting for a new case for the desktop, its awesome. Stable(except Konqueror is pure garbage), fast, flexible... if it ran Visual Basic.NET(I need that for school) I could deal with Mandrake as my only OS.

  32. Too obviously fake... by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm someone who tinkers with computers for fun, it's not part of my line of work at all (though it used to be, a while ago). I was a helluva newbie when I installed Mandrake 9.0 as a dual-boot on my XP Home system, having first tried Red Hat 8.0 & ditched it after it refused to recognize my sound card. Bottom line being, Mandrake works like a dream. Yes, it took me a whie to get some of the minor details fixed, but everything I needed worked right away, & a lot of what went wrong was due to my own stupidity/ignorance/not having bothered with TFM. Not being much of a gamer, I hardly use XP at all now. Anyone, newbie or not, who goes for an ~entirely new OS~ without at least some basic background research is bound to get bitten a few times. Would you buy a new car without reading up on it first? A new house? Yes, as has been pointed out, Tsu Dho Nimh is obviously someone trying very hard to act dumb, & like a man in drag trying to come off as a woman, is just trying too damn hard.

    1. Re:Too obviously fake... by asuffield · · Score: 1

      What were you expecting from somebody calling themselves "Tsu Dho Nimh"? (If you don't get it, say it out loud)

  33. Good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of what we did yeaaaars ago, that makes it OK for France, Russia, Yugoslavia, Germany, and China to be arming Saddam as of last month.

    Chump.

    1. Re:Good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTFL

      "I said do as I say, not do as I do"

    2. Re:Good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i guess it is.

    3. Re:Good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well done: a correct observation clearly and accurately stated. Maybe there's hopes for the USA yet - you, Chump (what an odd name), are clearly above the run of the mill.

      Better work on that spelling of years though, old boy... you don't want schoolboy errors like that showing you up.

  34. Article has a bad tone by lkaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being one of the lucky open source developers who gets paid to work on Linux for a living, I love reading constructive feedback about how to improve Linux. I did not like this article because:

    1) It was degrading. I'd rather not be condescendingly referred to as a "shreiking geek".

    2) She says she has problems that are absolutely absurd. For instance, "Root gets locked out of files". If this is occuring, then Linux has some serious security problems...

    I hear so much complaining about how Linux developers aren't helpful to new users and such. Well, I'm sick of new users who aren't helpful to Linux developers and just sit around complaining about how things don't work like they should and then fail to explain how they should work or make general statements like "all my old legacy applications should just work".

    End-users of Open Source software have as much, if not more, of an obligation to be helpful to developers as developers have to be helpful to end-users.

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    int func(int a);
    func((b += 3, b));
    1. Re:Article has a bad tone by Kourino · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm so discouraged by this I just need to stop and agree ...

      I've been sitting in the IRC channel for a popular icculus game recently and every day someone brings up (again) the "we need OpenGL support" topic.

      Now, you can't do this in general, but today on LKML I saw what I consider to be a contender for greatest message ever ... damn, did it make me laugh XD

      From: Alan Cox
      Subject: Re: poweroff problem

      On Sad, 2003-04-05 at 07:08, Anant Aneja wrote:
      > also i cant give u the complete listing of the cpu
      > registers since it occurs at the last stage
      > of shutdown and i cant copy it to a file
      > and am too lazy to write it down

      We are too lazy to help you.
      Goodbye

      Alan

    2. Re:Article has a bad tone by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 1
      She says she has problems that are absolutely absurd. For instance, "Root gets locked out of files".
      And if one is any good at this software development business at all, one will pursue the topic of how the software got a perfectly reasonable human being so twisted up that she's saying absurd things.

      Software that does this to people is Not Ready Yet.

      Developers that insist on ignoring people that aren't using the secret words correctly may not be ready yet, either.
      --
      "Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer." - Linux Advocac
    3. Re:Article has a bad tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not work in comp tech support. People will say weird things just like she does when they use Windows. Hell, I've seen it with people on Macs. It comes with not understanding the OS/Computer. Face it, she's lost.

    4. Re:Article has a bad tone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very well, here's a list what I would have wanted.

      1) GUIs GUIs GUIs and Wizards. Make everything with GUI! Average semi-techie user(like I am) needs to use at least one program that's not the part of the average desktop but when they'll have to leave the desktop to configure it they get frustrated and leave. When I tried to replace my w2k server with Linux server I gave up because most of servers dont have GUIs, not at least preinstalled.

      2) Vast majority of users dont read manuals anyway so dont expect it. Instead tell them what to do if they're not sure "If uncertain press button B"

      3) Dubbele, a NetBSD firewall knows what people want:

      ... it is geared towards people who have no Unix knowledge and do not intend to get any.

      most people would rather know what option they should most propably choose then know what every option stands for. "Dont check this box unless you're certain you need it!"

      4) Most of the time even doubleclick the shortcut, keep on clicking next -install is too hard for most users. Believe me on this, when I help my friends install I've found 2 ways to do it to work. First option is to configure the program yourself and then send it to them (even if it's really simple one screen configuration) or take screenshots of every stage of the wizard, make large red arrows and write what they should write where and what buttons to press.

    5. Re:Article has a bad tone by mikedaisey · · Score: 1

      "End-users of Open Source software have as much, if not more, of an obligation to be helpful to developers as developers have to be helpful to end-users."

      You are living in Candyland if you think that's true...I'd advise you to get used to this kind of feedback, because real people in the real world give this kind of "feedback" all the live-long day.

    6. Re:Article has a bad tone by The+Smith · · Score: 1
      2) She says she has problems that are absolutely absurd. For instance, "Root gets locked out of files". If this is occuring, then Linux has some serious security problems...

      I imagine that this comes from an over-clever programmer assuming that permissions being denied is the only reason why a particular operation could fail, and displaying a message to that effect irrespective of the actual error. A misleading error message can be worse than no message at all.

    7. Re:Article has a bad tone by LOfromMO · · Score: 1

      Hot diggety dog!! I've finally found an article that pertains to something I've been wondering about ever since my conversion to Linux from "the other side". I am one of the fortunate ones who happens to have someone living in the same house as myself (my son) and who also is dangerously close to being a Linux expert. When he convinced me to give Linux a try a couple weeks ago, I said ok, but it's only on a trial basis. He said no problem, he would help me. Well, I stick CD number 1 of Mandrake 9.1 in my CD drive and anxiously wait for it and the other 2 cd's to install so I can begin my Linux adventure. After a couple years of trying to get me to desert my buddy Bill Gates, I have some doubts about my decision. Hmmmm!!! Dependencies not found. What the heck does that mean I ask myself. I run downstairs to ask my son. He explains it to me and I nod my head to assure him I am listening to what he is saying (though I have not a clue what the he** he is talking about). Anyhow, after running back down stairs about a dozen or more times to get his help, Linux is up and running. I browse through some program descriptions, even load a couple up to see what they are and what they do. I tell my son it sure would be nice if this (or that) looked like this (or that) or if this (or that) did this (or that) instead of what it's doing now. He says you should submit a recommendation to the source developers so they can consider it for the next version. I ask him a source who, what? Ok, with that intro out of the way, my main questions (or suggestions) are these. 1. Is there like a centralized location where we newbies (and gurus as far as that goes) can submit recommendations for the next version release? 2. Do developers want to get "constructive feedback" (as you put it) only about significant improvement suggestions or can we submit minor, trivial (but maybe useful) ones also? 3. If such a place does not exist, do you think it's feasible to set up such an undertaking? And more importantly, if it CAN be set up, could (or would) it be kept for submission of future improvement recommendations ONLY and NOT like most of the forums on here....where it's 99 percent critizing/flaming/insulting users and maybe 1 percent of actually helping someone with a problem/question? 4. Can I have about 2 more hours to ask more questions? 5. Why is my article all bunched up in one big, continous paragraph instead of with white space like I typed it in draft form? 6. Am I going to get slammed/flamed/cut-down/told I'm a stupid newbie for asking question number 5?

  35. Cracking the box by overshoot · · Score: 2, Informative
    Rather it is to say that if you cracked into the author's box, you'd find it didn't run Win95.

    Except that I have it on very good authority (tOSG from the story) that she indeed runs Win95 at home, although at the office she runs whatever IT sets up. Right now IIRC that's Win2K and Solaris, but these things change.

    Don't confuse knowing the language with having skills.

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    Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
    1. Re:Cracking the box by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      fair enough.

      still, here's one assumption on the typical user which may not hold: The typical user will keep trying for 18 hours. And then be able to tell you what's wrong in 8000 words.

      having said that, I'd like to know if anybody else has had the same problems as she has. I for one have had quite good results with Knoppix. But then, am I typical?

      Maybe we should conduct typical user studies by domain poisoning the MSN website and redirecting to a "things I want fixed in desktop linux" poll.

  36. Your USB HP inket problem by Confessed+Geek · · Score: 1

    Bite the bullet and move to CUPS. I did and while it has its own pains and problems I just can't consider moving back to LPD/LPRNG.

    Its not perfect. I would say it has about 80% of the functionality it claims, but that is still about %200 more than I had before. Just imagine, Never having create a printcap again. localhost:631 is your friend.

    1. Re:Your USB HP inket problem by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      I second that. CUPS gives me the ability to use all of the features of my HP LJIIID and 4SI printers, including selecting duplex without having to go to the printer front panel.

    2. Re:Your USB HP inket problem by phel666 · · Score: 1

      CUPS also has my heartiest recommendation. I also have a USB HP inkjet printer, and it was ridiculously simple to set it up! with devFS and debian's USB setting up thingy, I plug it in and the device is already there, then go through a GUI in my web browser and I'm home! too sweet.

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      -- f00!
    3. Re:Your USB HP inket problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the endorsement of CUPS. All I had to do was select my HP inkjet from a list of printers and it worked. Didn't even have to install anything else. Easiest thing to set up on my Gentoo Box.

  37. Bull, bull, and bull by freeweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been a faithful Windows user for almost a decade now. Mostly because it's getting expensive to buy software every time I want to do something new, and mass piracy is turning my stomach, I've been looking into this whole 'free software' thing. Also, my current co-op work term required me to learn Linux and Solaris.

    Ok, so at work we have about a dozen test machines. At home, I have a couple of spare machines. Broad range of hardware, from cutting edge XP1800's and 128mb video cards, to barely usable p100's with 64mb ram and 1mb video. ISA, PCI, AGP, sound, network, scsi you name it, it's here.

    So freeweed decides to try installing linux. Ooo, I've heard good things about this Red Hat. Download the isos, burn, start the install. Wow, looks as good as, if not better than, the current batch of Windows installers. Very slick and intuitive (as long as you understand drive partitioning, something required even in the Microsoft world). A short while later and I'm in Gnome thinking "huh. except for a really odd filesystem, it's like Windows with nicer graphics". So, I carry on. Mandrake. Debian. Slackware (ok, that was a bit of a bitch and I needed to ask for help :). Once they're installed, I poke around a bit, look for the GUI configuration tools in the 'start' menu, and bang, I can change almost anything I want. Hmm. Just like Windows, where every new version means you have to hunt and peck (mouse wise) for where they've moved everything, and for all the new features you're unfamiliar with.

    So, I'm pretty used to installing linux at this point, and with all these different configurations, the worst I had to deal with was looking up how to get an old ISA network card to work. Huh. Just like Windows. Now, it's time to try using some of this software. Holy shit! There's an office suite installed, free! Mp3 player, ftp client, multiple browsers, packet sniffers, IRC clients, you name it. I have almost everything I need, without the 18 reboots and hunting down cd after cd after cd trying to install everything I use. Ok, let's see how hard it is to get something not on this system. Hmm.. download a package, double click it in nautilus, it's installed! No easy desktop shortcut or start menu entry, so let's try just typing its name on the command line (just as I've done for years in Windows). No pathing errors, this is pretty damn cool!

    Summary: I've been a Windows kid since the early 90s. Installing linux was at least as easy as Windows (it even told me that 'root' was the linux word for 'administrator'). I can do everything I want, for FREE. So far it's been pretty easy, and I'm hooked.

    This writer who's coming from Windows 95 obviously hasn't tried installing 2000 or XP, they're at least as involved as a Red Hat install. (Oh, and for the record, anyone with an older machine that finds Gnome/KDE a tad slow, try windowmaker. Nope, it doesn't look like Windows, but boy, is it fast!).

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    1. Re:Bull, bull, and bull by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit freeweed:

      (Oh, and for the record, anyone with an older machine that finds Gnome/KDE a tad slow, try windowmaker. Nope, it doesn't look like Windows, but boy, is it fast!).

      Not to start a window manager religious war, but Icewm is a _lot_ more lightweight than Gnome/KDE, and also looks (if you want it to) quite a lot like Win95 et al. I know a lot of people want the full ``desktop experience,'' but for a lot of (browser, e-mail, and word processor only) ex-Win users, Icewm would probably do the job.

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      In principio creauit Linus Linucem.
    2. Re:Bull, bull, and bull by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1
      What tards moderate this crapola as "insightful?"

      Where is the insight? This is clearly an apocraphal linux adoption wet dream and not much else. From the microsoft-dissatisfaction setup to the tried multiple distributions lines to the unbelievale 'everything went perfectly' line, this post is so full of itself it boggles the mind. Even if this post is 100% true (like all those "i converted our whole 450pc LAN to linux" stories that never seem to be substantiable), it's not typical, and even if it were typical, there is NO INSIGHT INVOLVED.

    3. Re:Bull, bull, and bull by Kirby-meister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You give Linux waaaay too many brownie points: 1) How many newbie users do you think even know what disk partitioning is? How many newbie users have even INSTALLED Windows? They have never even seen the Windows installer, so slickness isn't even a point to them. 2) How much was installed that you WON'T use? Who the hell needs multiple browsers or packet sniffers? What the hell is a newbie user going to do with a packet sniffer, besides piss off the local admin? What the fuck is a newbie user going to do when she can't decide which "internet" she wants to use, in fear that one isn't as big as the other. 3) Last time I checked, whenever I ran a program's installer, it conveniently left shortcuts for me, and even asked if and where I wanted them. Have you seen a normal user's desktop? They are often littered with shortcuts to the user's programs. Everybody OS programmer should become a "computer consultant" or IT for their college's dorm halls. It is probably the best study in HCI you'll ever get. I've been doing it for two semesters now and the best part is they pay me while I learn how stupid a desktop OS should assume its user is.

    4. Re:Bull, bull, and bull by nusuth · · Score: 1

      If you can use an older kde or gnome, but speed is bothering you, laugh all you will, but I just recommend to upgrade to newer kde. Kde 3.1.1+xfree 4.3 is faster and less resource intensive than kde 2.2.2+xfree4.2.1, and that is saying a lot (kde 2.2.2 was the fastest 2.x.) My current memory load (konq+licq+gkrellm+konsole+lots of eye candy), is under 90MBs, with 512MB ram+1Gb swap.

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    5. Re:Bull, bull, and bull by msimm · · Score: 1

      Cute. Now use Linux for 3 or 4 years. You'll figure out where the ruff spots are sooner or later.

      Linux distributions strengths are in part because of the technical strengths in Linux and the associated software, which also happens to be its weakness. Usability has been looked at as a dirty word and it seems it still is.

      There's a pretty big divide with technical elitism and desktop dominance. But I've got hope after hearing Jon "Maddog" Hall speak a couple year ago at our local LUG. He said he used Suse, because some days he just wanted his computer to work. As more of the original Linux hackers get older and busier I suspect they'll loss some of that hard edge too. I mean we've got kids now.

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      Quack, quack.
  38. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The U.S. has sold Iraq about 4% of their weapons since the 70's. France sold them about 20% and Russia over 50%. France also sold him a nuclear reactor knowing that he'd use it to make weapons.

    But hey, if being a morally bankrupt hypocrite who points fingers is working out for you, keep it up.

  39. Stating the obvious by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1
    Not fun reading, but worth reading anyway.

    Not fun reading? Is this perhaps the first time that you've ever been informed that Linux is, for the average user, hard to install and configure as well as lacking in number and quality of applications?

    Not trying to flame here, just somewhat peeved at the tone of the comment, which seems to be whining because *gasp* somebody doesn't LOVE LINUX!!!1!

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  40. Linux printing is a nightmare. by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Informative

    My experiences mirror this author's.

    Having administered Linux web servers for several years, I decided to set up a dedicated Linux print server at home. My printer is an HP Color Laserjet 4500 which installs easily with pretty much any Windows version; I decided to forego buying the JetDirect ethernet card for the printer and use Linux as a print server instead.

    I asked my friends what to use on my AMD K6-2 300 that had been commandeered for the purpose of running Linux (no dual-boot attempts here.) They said "Debian." I shouldn't have listened.

    dselect is the most nightmarish application I have ever seen. I spent a good 15 minutes reading the help files, most of which were of no use to me. I then somehow managed to exit out of dselect by hitting some keystroke. BAM! I was dropped into a console prompt with absolutely no packages installed.

    Aha! I thought. Apt-get to my rescue! After all, that was the saving grace of Debian. I tried "apt-get install kde." Not the right package name. Okay.... "apt-get install gnome." No? I just need to apt-get some sort of GUI!

    With tedious Google searching, I finally figured out the sequence of commands to install KDE, and I was off and running. (I think I ended up installing some calculator program that required the KDE libraries, and it went ahead and installed KDE for me.)

    I rebooted and was dropped into KDE.... exxcept that Debian wouldn't detect my USB mouse. I ended up having to go into #debian on freenode and get the instructions on how to edit some mouse configuration file just to make Debian understand that my mouse was on a USB port. After my mouse worked, I started using Debian, except that I got this weird C error dialog whenever I ran any application. I gave up and tried Red Hat 7.3 (then the latest) instead.

    Red Hat was much easier for me to use. It detected my mouse during the install program, which was nice. However, it didn't detect my printer. I finally got the printer installed under the "control panel" sort of thing that KDE had, only to find out that most of the computer's applications didn't recognize that I was using CUPS! I went back to IRC and asked what the deal was. "Oh, that's normal," was the response. "If you set up the printer under KDE, only KDE applications will recognize it! Then you have to go in and tell all your other applications that the printer is now defined under CUPS instead of LPR. A window manager doesn't control your entire system! You should learn the difference between a window manager and the underlying OS."

    By this time, I was miffed. If I set up a printer in Windows or Mac OS under the Control Panel, all the applications realize that that printer is now my default printer. Why in the world couldn't Mozilla (to use one example) do this? As far as I was concerned, the GUI control panel was the system control panel. To force users to learn the difference between window managers and the underlying OS and to force users to understand that changes they make in the window manager won't apply to the entire OS is a usability gaffe of such proportions that it hasn't been committed since Windows 95 took DOS out of the picture 8 years ago.

    It took me several more hours to set up Samba to share my printer out to my Windows XP box, most notably because of a bug in Samba that prevented sharing printers to Windows XP. I then had the printer working with over 7 hours of work. It was a very long day for me.

    I used the print server successfully for a few weeks. I then went away for Christmas and turned the computer off. When I came home and turned it on, there was no print server (and yes, I'd made sure that all the correct services were set to run on startup, which was yet another annoyance I had to consider in the 7-hour setup process.) Instead of being frustrated, I remembered that I had an old Pentium 75 in the garage that ran Windows 95. 15 minutes later, I had downloaded the Windows 95 drivers from HP's website, clicked the "enable printer sharing" button,

    1. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would you need a GUI enabled computer to act as a print server? Isn't that just a waste of resources? The idea behind your friends recommending Debian probably was that you didn't need a GUI and that you knew what you were doing.
      Anyway, a dedicated print server ought not be a seperate computer in the first place. It ought to be part of the printer (which you finally figured out). That's typical A-Bomb to kill an anthill thinking. The amount of extra electricity in the long run you waste with an extra node will pay for getting the JetDirect a couple times over.
      And no, setting up a seperate node as a print server in Linux is definitely NOT easy nor recommended for the average user, but something that an experienced sysadmin should be able to handle. Why? Because Linux by default isn't MEANT to be a print server. The problem isn't Linux printing, the problem is people like you who try to use a wrench to nail in a hammer.

    2. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by foyle · · Score: 1

      Because Linux by default isn't MEANT to be a print server. The problem isn't Linux printing, the problem is people like you who try to use a wrench to nail in a hammer.

      Damn. RedHat is going to have to update their website to remove all the pages that say "It is ideally suited for network, file, print, mail, Web, and custom or packaged business applications."

    3. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would you need a GUI enabled computer to act as a print server? Isn't that just a waste of resources?

      I'm confused.. if you don't use CPU cycles, they are somehow saved up? Grow up. Cycles are cheap. Time is expensive.

    4. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      I'm confused.. if you don't use CPU cycles, they are somehow saved up?

      Don't be confused, you're on a geek site remember? Just read up on the 'hlt' instruction on intel's website. There you'll learn that the unused cycles are in fact saved up; by lowering the energy consumption and hence temperature of the CPU. This lower temperature in turn adding up to a longer life of your processor.

      The cheaper electricity bill is just an added bonus.

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    5. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by t14m4t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think I may be missing something.

      you say that you have "administered Linux web servers for several years." but:

      - you don't know that the window manager and the underlying OS are different?

      - you don't understand how to make the distro install work?

      - you were surprised that you had to do some research when you tried to do something in linux that you had never done before?

      - you were not sure what distribution you were going to install, based on your own knowledge?

      I've only ever used two distros (RedHat 6, then that pissed me off and I installed LinuxFromScratch), but the first three of these are issues that I had figured out by the end of the FIRST week when I started using linux about 4 years ago.

      admitedly the last issue took me a good year to figure out, but at that point it was an academic decision, not a research project to choose my next distro.

      I did have the same problem when I tried to install my Lexmark Z51 about a month ago. but I knew I was ignorant on how to do what I needed to do, and I knew it was going to take a while to get things working. none of these ever caught me off gaurd.

      I have never managed a web server, print server, ftp server, or any other kind of server. in fact, aside from managing my own at-home system, the only computer-related work i have ever done is about two-months of assistant administrator (in a win2k environment) between when I received my BS in CS and when I went off to the Navy's nuclear power school in Charleston, SC about 3 years ago. but the issues you pointed out, together with your surprise that they popped up, does not seem to jive with my experiences.

      all that being said, i will agree with you that linux is not ready for prime time, despite what anybody ever will say. it should "just work." it should support most of the hardware that's out there actually in use. I should be able to configure everything via GUI, *if* I so chose. the big-ticket items (priting, networking, and major applications) MUST ABSOLUTELY WORK (printing is NOT there yet, the other two are close enough to be viable). we have some work to do. we are not there yet. but we are improving -- when I first started with linux, networking was just coming up to speed and office applications were cumbersome at best. and in only 4 years, we're at least close.

      weylin

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    6. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      If its any consolation, Debian's install script seems to have improved somewhat. The installer now brings up a fairly simple text based screen to select rudimentary packages, like X and window managers. At least it did for me. First linux installation, yay.

      But you're right, there's a lot of mixing and matching with hardware interfaces. There's at least three methods of putting sound to the soundcard, and multiple ways of printing. And each of the window managers chooses a slightly different combination thereof to support. I suppose with careful configuration and selective packaging, Linux could be ready for the desktop, but the black shrowds you put on those other options quickly fall off and become garish as the user adds programs to their installation.

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    7. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking crap answer, pinhead. The chip still cycles the same even if it's doing less work. There is no advantage to keeping the processor idle as long as it is within its working temperature range, it won't increase the life of your chip even a little bit. And the money save in electricity would add up to maybe 10 cents a year. Stupid Fucking Cunt.

    8. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The chip still cycles the same even if it's doing less work.

      No it doesn't. I quote "hlt - Halts CPU until RESET line is activated, NMI or maskable interrupt received. The CPU becomes dormant but retains the current CS:IP for later restart." That's why it's called the (surprise) halt-intruction.

      There is no advantage to keeping the processor idle as long as it is within its working temperature range, it won't increase the life of your chip even a little bit. And the money save in electricity would add up to maybe 10 cents a year. Stupid Fucking Cunt.

      The powersavings are substantial. A modern AMD ( e.g 2500+) has a current draw of 41.4 A in execution state, and only 7.2 A in stop grant state (powersaving 'hlt' with bus disconnect). Since power depends on current squared (it's a bit more complicated than that, but that's close enough for someone of your limited capacity), the powersavings are indeed substantial.

      If you save only 80 W, over a year of 24/7 that adds up to about $40 where I live, which is again an order of magnitude more than you calculated.

      And if you really believe that operating temperature doesn't have anything to do with life span, even when operating within the specified tolerances, you still have a bit of semiconductor physics to learn (hint 'kT' crops up again and again). Cooler is always better. (For cool enough the projected life span may be enough for one not to matter, but again if you think that running your AMD at the stated 80C continously is a good idea, well, what do I care, be my guest). Again this is a simplification, and again it's clearly good enough for you.

      Now be a good boy and hit the books, you're welcome back when you actually know something.

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    9. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what you need to do: go to your boss and tell him to fire you. There is no way in hell you should be working as a professional sysadmin. You have no idea what you're doing.

      God, I can just imagine the state of you systems.

    10. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by ces · · Score: 1

      Well it has been pretty easy to set up printing on client boxes running Mandrake and I haven't had any problems getting Mandrake to print to a directly attached printer. I didn't try sharing these out though.

      In the last couple of years I've only set up a UNIX print server to be a front-end to network printers or to pass-through via SAMBA to Windows print services.

      On the other hand the SMB and LPR print services in Windows 2000 work really well and are trivial to configure. I don't think it's any contest, if I'm setting up a print server for a network of any size or that I expect someone else to maintain it's going to be running windows 2000 server unless costs or politics dictate otherwise.

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    11. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Why would I need ... ? Why shouldn't it be easy, that's the question you should be asking. It's easy for Windows, easy for OS X, what's wrong with Linux? If the user wants to waste resources, they're paying the power bill.

    12. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by Remlik · · Score: 0

      Using a separate linux box as a print server for ONE computer, and ONE printer is about the same as buying a Ford Pinto to replace a broken headlight. Linux is not the best solution for every problem. In this case you should have gone to ebay and gotten the damn card.

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    13. Re:Linux printing is a nightmare. by The+Smith · · Score: 1

      Linux by default isn't MEANT to be a print server. The problem isn't Linux printing, the problem is people like you who try to use a wrench to nail in a hammer. I'd be interested to know what you think "Linux by default" is meant to be. I thought it was meant to be a general purpose operating system.

  41. How come.... by Cliffy03 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I seem to be able to install almost any form of *nix on practically any machine, and it usually works. Kinda spooky if you ask me. I will admit that not every component works, but I generally have a usable system. I have walked up to a machine that someone else had a failed install and it works for me. I started with Mandrake 7.2 on an Inspiron 3800. Over the past few years I have tried, Red Hat, Lycoris and Debian (Gentoo and Slackware don't seem that forboding now). I was even happy with getting FreeBSD 4.5 running, even without network access. I will admit I generally stick with the defaults on install, and it seems to work. I just installed Mandrake 9.1 on the laptop, and let it repartition WinME. And whaddya know, it worked!

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    1. Re:How come.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike most people, you're probaly willing to check google, or the documentation, if something goes wrong. The average user just screams "Linux sucks!", then spends an hour or two ranting about the fact that they don't have five minutes to waste doing a search for their problem.

  42. a few suggestions by windows · · Score: 1

    First of all, I suspect that some of the more "user-friendly" distributions already support most of those features. What I'd like to have is a nice front-end to know what packages do what and to be able to easily install them. This means having a utility in X to automatically download and install packages.

    Second of all, I'd like to suggest Lindows or Xpde. Neither is perfect, but they tend to do a reasonably good job of simulating the Windows interface once installed. I know next ot nothing about either, otherwise, though, except from what I've read in various accounts on this site and others.

    As for the part about setting up a dual boot, even Slackware 7.0 will attempt to configure LILO. It's not that hard to do. It'll even attempt to set it up automatically for you. What I would like to see is some utility such as GNU Parted included in the setup program for resizing existing FAT partitions. I don't know if it does NTFs. It's useful for people who already have Windows on their computers and don't really want to mess with installing it again from scratch to also install Linux.

    Also, to be easily installed by the average user, consise, easy to read, and clear documentation is needed. This means a short user's manual needs to come packaged with any Linux distribution intended for the passes. It needs to be printed. This doesn't mean README files, .TXT files, or .PDF files. This means a book. While the author of the article doesn't seem to consider it important, it can be invaluable.

    Lastly, Microsoft provides technical support over the phone. If a Linux distribution is to be used by the masses, it should provide this as well.

    It's not just in the quality of the installation program, it's the overall experience and what's offered that makes a new operating system friendly to users. A little effort in these areas will do wonders for getting Linux on the desktop.

    1. Re:a few suggestions by NamShubCMX · · Score: 1
      First of all, I suspect that some of the more "user-friendly" distributions already support most of those features. What I'd like to have is a nice front-end to know what packages do what and to be able to easily install them. This means having a utility in X to automatically download and install packages.

      Many of those front ends exist. I know there is one in debian (cant remember the name, probably KPackage or something -there should be GPackage too, hehe-). There is also a very good one for Mandrake that takes care of dependency (RpmDrake I think its called, anyway its in the control center)

      I think Red Hat has Red Carpet too.

      As for phone support I dont know, I personnally think IRC/Usenet/Mailing lists are faster. But I thought the whole point of PAYING for your distribution (Red Hat comes to mind) was to have that kind of support...

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  43. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Saddam has the same right to possess nuclear weapons as the US has. As far as I'm concerned, the US president is as evil as Saddam. He just doesn't have the balls to admit it.

    And who's bancrupt, Mr. $300 billion deficit?

  44. Another set of experiences... by Skraut · · Score: 1

    I'll add my thoughts into the matter. As someone who has used computers for the past 22 years I finally gave Linux a second shot about a month or two ago. I had tried RedHat version 5something a looong time ago, and while I tried to get it working, every time I tried to search around Usenet or even BBS's, all I ever seemed to get was RTFM. To which my only response was IWIIHAFM (I Would If I Had... since I had purchased a CDRom.com cd with RedHat on it, and nothing else.) Needless to say it lasted about a week because so little of my hardware was supported. I then went back to repairing mine, and seemingly every other Windows system I came near. But like I said, this past January I decided to give Linux a second shot. I installed Mandrake and had it up and running easily within an hour or so, but just felt like too much had been done for me. I didn't understand the guts. I didn't know how to use the shell. I didn't know how to install any new applications. I felt like I was running on one of those webTV boxes. But instead of physically being unable to install any new apps or make any changes to the system, I lacked the knowledge to do it. Fearing more RTFM's when I once again didn't have a FM I didn't bother with checking the boards, and just dumped Mandrake alltogether because of the claustraphobic feeling of not being in control of my system. The system sat empty for a couple of days while I tried to decide between installing another distro or just going back to Windows, and then after more searching on the web and comparing distros I came across Gentoo. To their credit the Gentoo devs have no reservations about telling newbies to use another distro, because of the complexities involved in setting it up. And with good reason too. Man did I feel overwhelmed starting out with it, but there was just something about it. I literally spent 2 months trying to install Gentoo on my system. Each time I'd get a little further in the install, and learn a bit more. I learned the command line. I learned how to compile the kernel. I learned shell scripting. I learned the importance of Root, how to compile from sources, and install my own software. I learned just how many amazing programs there are out there for linux, and the level of customization one can do to their system with it. I've tinkered with so many programs and the support on the Gentoo boards has been outstanding helping me learn what I didn't figure out for myself by trial and error. This is in no way intended to start a distro conversation, just to point out my experiences learning linux. I've since installed Gentoo on 2 other machines in my house, and have set up several other Linux systems for other people using different distros per thier request. Yes I had a very hard time installing and learning to use Linux. But I'm greatful for the way I did it. Not only do I have a working system, I have the power to use it effectively.

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    1. Re:Another set of experiences... by Skraut · · Score: 1

      (now if I could only learn to use Slashdot's messageboards effectively and actually remember to use the html for the paragraphs...)

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    2. Re:Another set of experiences... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Plain Old Text. It will convert newlines into
      tags, and you can still use HTML in that mode as well.

    3. Re:Another set of experiences... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >2 months trying to install Gentoo on my system.

      HOLY COW! I haven't got that kind of patience. My hat is off to you my friend. I have done quite a bit of work with Linux and my first install of Gentoo took me 3 days, but if I was installing for 2 months, I would have found another distro. Actually, I would have stopped after a week. Wow. Mad props to you and welcome to Gentoo Linux!

  45. Re:Unrealistic expectations,Unfair without benchma by overshoot · · Score: 1
    Yup, it's unfair. Worst of all, almost nobody actually installs Microsoft Windows: they get it preconfigured as an OEM preload. However, that's the way things are and that's the way people feel about it. Until Linux is readily available as an OEM preload, the installation asymmetry is just something that we'll have to deal with.

    In other words, Linux installation has to be twice as good as Microsoft's in order to be perceived as half as good. Fortunately, that's not a very high bar.

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  46. like we all didn't know this by unclefungus · · Score: 1

    Really, who thought Linux was ready to be used as an end-users desktop? Maybe the people at Lindows, but not serious people. I'll never own a monitor I don't know the refresh rate on, much less an OS that won't let me see my extensions or system files! The day linux is an endusers desktop is the day after M$ releases thier source for free, and even then I still won't use it.

  47. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, if all us techs in the US are getting laid off at least now one CEO is getting the shaft too!

  48. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morally bankrupt. You just proved it again. Bush as evil as Saddam. Jesus, you are a tool.

    Saddam does not have the right to have nuclear weapons. He lost that right as a term of his surender after the 1991 war.

    But I suppose in your world, someone who steps on a bug is just as evil as someone who puts living people into plastic shreaders. Stick to the computers and stay out of human relations, you aren't fit for them.

  49. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? You are? Well, I didn't know that a pasty white nerd posting on /. as an AC was the new commander in chief.

    Please stop jerking off while wearing your 4-star air force general's uniform and get a fucking life.

  50. don't go the upgrade route by g4dget · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The right way for "normal" people to get a Linux system is the same way they get a Windows system: buy a system with Linux pre-installed. And the way to upgrade is to buy a new PC with a newer version of the OS.

    Regular users should be discouraged from doing anything else: PC hardware is just too complex and messy to allow installation on arbitrary configurations. And that's as true of Windows as it is of Linux.

    1. Re:don't go the upgrade route by Tacomanator · · Score: 1

      Your absolutely right but do not forget about the format and reinstall route, which, while perhaps not as nice for a newb as buying a preloaded system, is still better than trying to meat the criteria as described. Some people seem to be very concerend that users will want to press a button to install and have the same screensaver intact when completed. If you've just purchased a new car would you immediately fill it with the garbage from your old car? I prefer to let it accumulate slowly :). In other words: I'll have the 'press a button', but please, hold the screensaver.

    2. Re:don't go the upgrade route by msimm · · Score: 1

      Right, but then thats not how it happens.

      Curious users get a disk from somewhere. Probably just like you did.

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    3. Re:don't go the upgrade route by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, just like I did. But unlike me, most users haven't UNIX sysadmin for 10 years when they get the disc. Also, when I first did, PC hardware was a lot simpler, as was the Linux kernel. Linux has, in many ways, been getting harder to install.

    4. Re:don't go the upgrade route by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 1

      >>>

      Bullshit. Take one joe blow (not AOL-stupid, reasonably ignorant) user, give him WinXP, 2K, or ME, a blank machine, and tell him to go at it. I've done this myself as an experiment after my dad fucked up his Dell box. In about 2 or 3 hours, you will have a pretty functional system, and guess what: As bad as some of the device drivers are for Windows, the GUI is *CONSISTENT*, the user support is *HELPFUL*, and things tend to work the way they're advertised. I have friends who use linux. I have seen them spend HOURS trying to get their printer, or tv capture card, or dual monitor setup, or hell, even the newest version of gnome to work. My friend has even had to hunt through source code to find specific problems when his binary refuses to compile.

      And here's me, using Windows gleefully, maybe I don't have access to the source code, can't really change the GUI (not that I'd want to, it's a few years ahead of Linux in terms of predictability and consistency), and it's code-bloaty. I haven't had a blue screen or other badness in months, and haven't had a viral infection in YEARS. And I use IE6/Outlook Express. I leave my computer on 24/7. It took me 5 hours to get Windows installed, configured, software installed, tweaked for security/stability, etc. And I have some pretty exotic hardware in my system. Can Linux do that?

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  51. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My goodness... is this so hard to understand? If the US makes money off Saddam, why shouldn't everyone else?

    And stop telling the plastic shredders shit. It's really getting boring. I bet the CIA did things equally evil, so shut up.

  52. Karma Burn by big_groo · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    dude, you just earned a fan.

    well done.

    1. Re:Karma Burn by Unominous+Coward · · Score: 1

      dude, you seem to have earnt some extra karma :)

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    2. Re:Karma Burn by bajdev · · Score: 1

      Make that 2. Very well said.

    3. Re:Karma Burn by Cs.Ender · · Score: 1

      make that 3...

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    4. Re:Karma Burn by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can vote him for Prom King.

    5. Re:Karma Burn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A informative mod?

      That's funny!

  53. Hatching from the penguin egg... by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 1

    I remember my first experience with Linux, bored with windows and wanting to learn more I drove myself down to the local computer shop and purchased a book about linux with a Slackware distro included on CD. I took it home and started to RTFM which took a few reads at spots to absorb and get ready for the big step. The actual installation was pretty much painless. Some my hardest obstacles were that I was using a Packard Bell 486x66 with a pine upgrade chip to run at 100MHz with virtually no documentation of the information I needed to configure X, and the dreaded PPP setup. Mind you this was 1996ish with the 2.0.36 kernel being current at that time, and none of these fancy package tools you youngins got now.

    In short and less sleep inducing of then the article: Get at least _ONE_ Linux book to use as a reference preferably one of the huge Walnut Creek jobs with several HOW-TOs and Mini-HOW-TOs to provide plenty of FM for you. Tinker, play, and keep trying as it becomes more familiar it becomes more comfortable. Join a local Linux group, get some support and give some support while making some geek friends. Have a POS computer to use as your lab rat, if it breaks oh well! If you get it up and working good then start on networking it and setting up a DHCP server or mail server or ftp server or Apache server or or...

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  54. She Really is a Bit Clueless by jmt9581 · · Score: 1

    If you read the review of Knoppix, she complains that it doesn't save her printer settings. I don't think that she realizes that the entire distro is on a cd, so there really isn't a good place to save the settings to.

    Unless of course you have a floppy or USB drive, then AFAIK you can save your settings.

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  55. Karma Burn II by Xzzy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would have said the same thing, except you already did it. ;)

    World needs more linux users like you.

  56. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't want to spoil your fantasy world either. You know the one, where you're better than Americans? The Americans, the ones without "decent schools," that are kicking the rest of the world's ass? The ones that are able to spend more in defense than every other country combined, and still have it barely dent the economy? The rest of the world's freedom is protected by the United States.

  57. Re:Unrealistic expectations,Unfair without benchma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offense to Mr. Barr, but people complained about his Windows 2000 test (and with good reason), and reading through his Windows XP test, I'm starting to notice more than just a subtle bias in the reporting, along with a misunderstanding of some things. (And I haven't even finished reading the Windows part yet!)

    Now, before you start yelling and screaming, bear in mind that I run more *nix installs than any other operating systems (5 Linux & 1 OpenBSD, compared to 2 Windows and since we're counting, one MacOS) I just don't think anyone's done a truly objective study.

    Trust me, I think this current study has issues too, mainly in that she limited herself a bit too much in what she was willing to look at.

    Is Linux ready for the desktop? Well, maybe if Joe Newbie has someone else set up and configure his computer so that there's very little he'll ever need to configure on it, but it's not exactly ready for the first time user to step up and install it himself. I know many people who come to me when they need software installed in Windows (insert CD, click the install button on the window that pops up, read the dialogs, not hard) I'd hate to have to explain to them how to do things in Linux, let alone how to set it up to begin with.

  58. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone else has made money off Saddam. Countries like France, Russia and Germany have made a lot more money off of Saddam that the U.S.

    The difference is that the U.S. didn't let profits keep them from doing the right thing. The right thing for everyone is to get rid of Saddam. The U.S. was able to see this despite the loss of profits that it would mean. France, Russia and Germany could not. They were so blinded by their above-and-below the table deals with Saddam that they were willing to let him do anything, kill anyone, and collect weapons that would make 9/11 look small.

    The U.S. took the high path, despite a loss of money. The whoreish French, Germans and Russians were blinded by greed and anti-humanism, and were willing to let millions of Iraqis die and stunt generations of Iraqi civilization under the Ba'athist regime. All for oil and weapons contracts.

    But they are your heros. It is very sad.

  59. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saddam has the same right to possess nuclear weapons as the US has. As far as I'm concerned, the US president is as evil as Saddam. He just doesn't have the balls to admit it.

    We invented them. Saddam bought them. Big difference.

    The only reason Saddam needed a nuclear reactor was so he could make bombs. A country with that much oil does not need nuclear power. If Saddam is such a bad guy, as the world acknowledges, why would France do that? Why would France be so opposed to another country removing him from power and freeing his people? Oh, that's right: Money.

    All the people who oppose this on the grounds that the United States is doing this for money or oil (which it's not, Saddam's offered us oil not to go to war with him before), need to consider the reason other countries oppose this war. It isn't about poor civilians getting killed. In fact, if it were, they'd want Saddam out, as he's killed more civillians than anyone in that country.

  60. Her results are much the same as mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have also tried all the recent distros on the desktop. Unless you want to spend a LOT of time making an endless series of fixes, don't bother with Linux on the desktop.

  61. Linux is a supermarket not McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've just installed a second Gentoo system. It took me awhile but I stopped being a wah-wah baby poking through Linux distros and complaining they weren't good enough and I just built what I wanted. It's like anything. Don't like the meals and service out? Go to a grocery store and pick the freshest and best ingredients.

    In a few days I had a complete system with Moz, OO.org, Ogle, Gaim, Xmms, Gnome 2.2.1 etc. Why days? It wasn't days of my effort. It was days of the system compiling while I was doing something else. And once I had Xfree and Gnome done, it compiled in the background while I used the system for other things.

    Is Linux bad because all these people try it then cry about how it's not working perfectly? No. Linux is actually GOOD because all these noobs are actually thinking of trying it! Would a few scripts and example tutorials help? Maybe. And by tutorials I don't mean howto's, I mean the openoffice document I created as I went through my Gentoo installs on two machines and recorded all the little things about fonts, mounting zip drives etc. that could easily be part of one document vs spread in a bunch of different docs.

    Hardware has a lot to do with problems. A lot of BSODs are caused by sucky drivers, overheating (crappy cases, bad heatsink fans) and cheap RAM. My mother started having a lot of BSODs on her windows box. Guess what happened? My father had seriously upgraded the insulation in the house and routed a new heat vent into her room. A few bencmarks of motherboard and ambient temps showed it was more than enough to push the system over the edge. Was it a windows problem? No. It was a cold Candian winter + old folks who like warm rooms + handyman upgrades his insulation problem.

    Linux can struggle with all those things, too. I discovered my RAM was overrated on speed (memtest86 failures in tests 5 and 8) and had to crank it down to get through long compiles without segfaults. I really should get some decent RAM.

    The other thing about Gentoo which is interesting (and has nothing to do with intrinsic value) is that as it forced me to assemble my system and pay attention to doing it, I was far more likely to poke around to resolve any issues that popped up and to stick with Gentoo in the long term.

    Maybe downloading all these iso's makes it too easy to try it, decide you don't like it, then bitch about it over the Internet like you're someone who matters.

    1. Re:Linux is a supermarket not McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm feeling arrogant enough to want to expand on my metaphor.

      Linux is a supermarket, not Mcdonald's. Your pots and pans and oven and fridge matter; if they don't work properly, the ingredients won't keep or cook the way they should. Some people should stick with takeout, but others like the rich, fresh flavours of fresh ingredients. Some say that food is only calories to keep you going; others take pleasure in the tastes, textures and nutrition of fresh ingredients cooked well.

      -fusibou

  62. classic by maxl_stylee · · Score: 1

    Take my word for it, I'm a seriously fucking technical guy. I offer as further evidence the fact that I'm posting to Slashdot on the Linux holy war at 9pm on a Saturday night.

    fucking classic.

    1. Re:classic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Best laugh I had today.

  63. she has a point.. by pherthyl · · Score: 1

    A lot of her complaints are of course valid but I also belive she has had phenominally bad luck. I have never seen anyone have that much trouble installing linux, be they experienced with computers or newbies.

    Of course you have to realize it goes both ways, I have two pieces of hardware that work beautifully under linux and were a b*tch to set up in windows. One is a network card (3Com Etherlink III, certainly not exotic), windows refuses to recognize it and I had manually download the drivers from another computer.
    Windows gave me the helpful message "Would you like to connect to the internet to download drivers for this device?". Well no shit if I could connect to the internet my ethernet card would be working now wouldnt it??.
    Same goes for my sound card, a Diamond Monster (also quite common) which worked without a hitch in linux but required a long and painful driver search (the company doesn't exist anymore) under windows.

  64. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The highly civilized french also let dogs shit all over thier cities. Their Arab slums have crime rates that make the Bronx look like disneyland. And their Arabs are the only ones having babies. Their whole society is going to be old french pensioners and young unemployed arabs in about 10 years, with a socialist economy. It is a huge disaster about to happen.

  65. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think American's are giving up profits you obviously haven't seen the mega contracts the companies owned by Bushes cronies are fighting over. Billions are at stake here. Sure it will cost the taxpyer, yes. But for the firms owned by Bushes advisers it will be extremely profitable.

  66. Here's my short list of usability... by NickisGod.com · · Score: 1

    One thing that catches my eye in this article is the mention of the UI in some applications not being usable at higher reslutions.

    I use OS X, and I love the big shit. Make dialog boxes and buttons BIG (with the option, of course, to make them any fucking size I want). I hate that the dock cannot grow larger than what it's current largest setting when I run the cursor over it.

    Oh, and an indicator to tell the user when kGNUUptzip495 .0003 (or what ever *nix app you're using at the time) isn't responding would be nice. My experience with Linux has been major freeze ups for several seconds/minutes while you're sitting there wondering WTF? --Sorta' like my sitting here checking my bank accounts/Slashdot on Saturday night ??? :/

  67. I love the irony of slashdot posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I read your post... then see your sig:
    Socrates was banished for his views. I expect no less from our 'modern' society.
    Heh, I am guessing you did that on purpose. Even if you didn't it is funny anyway.

    Onward now, I think your post is of the "It worked for me so obviously this person is a complete moron/didn't try it hard enough/is lying/is part of a large conspiracy to destroy Linux" sort. I really don't understand why people cannot just see the reality in front of and all around them... hell withIN them. You can not honestly tell me that due to your own lack of problems that you therefore believe that all, most or even the majority of others in the world should not have problems! How many times must people be reminded of analogies like disease control and the court of law (or even better, the scientific method) until they accept that an overly vocal minority does not actually alter reality. Sure some may have differing perceptions of reality and the wise among them will attest to that.

    Even if removing your own personal bias you have to then look at who the audience is for Linux. The fact remains that the VAST majority of Linux users are tweak fools that enjoy the details of various systems and really do want to jump into the pasture and wrestle that bull to the ground and rub some sticks together for a cooking fire rather than order a burger and Wendy's (speaking strictly from a technological standpoint). Someone who is not a complete technical primative but yet is not a geek about OS and software details writes this little paper giving her experiences. In fact, she wrote what her requirements were in the beginning. I think key here falls among the "incompatable hardware" issue. Yes, the zealots will miss the entire point (like they miss most logical assessments) and argue that "M$ has some problems with older and even some newer hardware sometimes." Thank you, we are not here to bash Linux in favor of MS but give an assessment. If MS is used as the comparitive factor then so be it. If the probability of failure on the Windows based system (hehe, at least on initial install and setup) is remarkably lower than that of what it is compared to... that is a point to be observed not made excuses for.

    I am glad you had no problems with your Linux experience. I certainly hope you never die in a car accident because the percentage of fatal and spontaneous explosions in that model were ignored because of blatant coverups or just a bunch of zealots. I doubt you will die from a bad Linux installation however. (I am sure it CAN happen though, who knows?)

    I have used Debian and then Gentoo myself and those have a history of being a little rough sometimes. I have breezed through parts that made many sys admins shiver with fear and trepidation at first... I guess I can thus qualify those parts as being problem free and anyone who has problems must not be up to the task.

    I am glad you are finding Linux to be better than Windows in the many MANY ways it is. However, if your contribution to the Linux "movement" is nothing but trash talk and mindless zealotry then please unplug your internet connection. Alienating users and potential users does not do anyone any good except for the choice destroying force from Redmond.

    The real funny thing is that when I talk to my family often they have to have me stop and translate (or my Wife does that, she is getting very good). Looking at your post, even I can see many things that make a large alarm go off that says, "Danger! Techno speak reaching critical mass for non geeks and techno-freaks." It really is hard to see that often and I imagine you don't even realize it.

  68. DOS's crazyness is inherited; in a word... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    CP/M

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    1. Re:DOS's crazyness is inherited; in a word... by The+Monster · · Score: 1

      DOS was the bastard child of CP/M and Unix.

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  69. Hardware matters by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative

    My experiences in installing Linux have been totally different. The last time I went through Linux hell was back around the libc5/glibc fiasco. After I ditched RPM-based distros, it's been smooth sailing ever since. Over the winter, I managed to hose my installation of Gentoo on my laptop (that's what running every 0-day cvs ebuild in sight will get you :). I wasn't going to have a broadband connection for about a month, so Gentoo was out of the question. So before I left on vacation, I grabbed a set of RedHat 8.0 CDs.

    Installation was dead simple. I'm hardly a newbie, but the installer didn't really give me the chance to do all that much. I let it autopartition, autoselect the filesystems, picked my package sets (GNOME workstation, etc) and sat by while it installed. I occasionally had to swap discs. The bootmanager configuration would probably be a little confusing. There is no reason to really have it in the "braindead-newbie installation mode" because installed OSs can probably be auto-detected. Then, it rebooted do a nice GNOME desktop. The GeForce4Go in my Inspiron 8200 was autodetected. My USB mouse was autodetected. My network card was autodetected. I had to install the NVIDIA drivers seperately, which required me to drop into the command line. This would be the first hitch for a newbie user (who wants 3D anyway). In all, there was one text file to edit (a one-liner). No recompiles. Overall, it was easier than the average WinXP installation. The WinXP does partitioning and filesystem formatting through a curses-like interface. Two of it's options panels (date-time settings, network configuration) are a good deal more complex than the very direct RedHat panels. Getting good 3D performance in XP also requires an trip to NVIDIA's websites for it's drivers. Further, after the install, about an hour of additional software installation is necessary to get the system to a usable state. Once the RedHat install is done, it's done.

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    1. Re:Hardware matters by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      I had to install the NVIDIA drivers seperately, which required me to drop into the command line. This would be the first hitch for a newbie user (who wants 3D anyway).

      It's not as bad as you may think. The documentation on Nvidia's site is pretty good, and I was able to have 3D acceleration right from the beginning of my Linux days a few years ago. I didn't know all the stuff about tar or rpm at the time, but following the instructions everything worked fine.

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    2. Re:Hardware matters by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Well the new NVIDIA installer is even better. But it requires you to break out an xterm, though. It just gives fuel to the "I don't want to ever see a command line and instructions are not for important people like MEEEE!" types. Personally, I prefer "emerge nvidia-glx" :)

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  70. Uh huh by fizban · · Score: 1

    Which just goes to show - open source operating systems may be more stable than proprietary ones, but they sure as hell aren't as easy to use.

    Lot's of people say Linux is going to overtake Windows on the desktop. Well, ladies and gents, not as long as users like this one have to install 10 different versions in order to find one that's even close to okay, especially if none of them make things easy.

    A computer is a tool used to work more efficiently. If you have to go through a million little arcane steps to do anything, I would say that efficiency has gone right out the window.

    It's hard to hear, but THIS needs to be the main focus for the next couple years in the Linux community. We have stability, now let's focus on usability...

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  71. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and Saddam bought a french veto in the UNSC with a 60 Billion Euro contract with TotalFinElf.

    So the best you can do is "boo hoo, you guys beat us at the money game"? And you ignore the obvious good of removing Saddam from power? Is that really the best you can do?

  72. Probably isn't author's real name, but.... by unitron · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't see anything in the actual article or the page it's on to indicate whether the author is male or female and I don't know if the story submitter (overshoot) knows for sure or just assumed.

    That probably is a pen name and not the author's real name, but it's not unheard of for columnists to do this.

    The author might not be able to whip up a brand new operating system in assembly overnight, but it's obvious from reading the entire article that he or she knows a lot more about computers than the average user and is no stranger to installing software.

    We need to get Taco to set up one of those best 10 question interviews with him/her.

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    1. Re:Probably isn't author's real name, but.... by Peyna · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It IS a pen name; or the person's parents have a horrible sense of humor. "Tsu Dho Nimh" or "Sue-Dough-Nim" or "Psuedonym".

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    2. Re:Probably isn't author's real name, but.... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Pseudonym is the proper spelling. I knew that.

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    3. Re:Probably isn't author's real name, but.... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Could be a child of "Ped Xing".

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    4. Re:Probably isn't author's real name, but.... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Somebody give that man a +1, Funny (even if it turns out to be a woman).

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  73. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it: The "right thing" doesn't exist. It's all a matter of your viewpoint. People claiming that this war is being fought because it is the "right thing" (in the moral sense) are either knowingly bullshitting and manipulating other people or just outright stupid. NO ONE (repeat, NO ONE) is throwing money out of the window just because it is the "right thing". If the "righteous cause" is your only justification of the war, then you just don't know all the facts.

    You can't prove that anyone made more money off Saddam than the US anyway. That's because it's BS. Just like the lots of WMD Saddam supposedly has. Where are they? Why doesn't he use them? Because he's afraid of the consquences? He's already dead! What the hell should he be afraid of?

  74. Maybe you should have *read* her points by Kourino · · Score: 1

    FreeBSD, at least as of 4.5, does not have a GUI installer. That means it's right out.

    Or are you implying that GNOME applications in FreeBSD magically have context-sensitive help?

  75. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Americans are really bizarre people.

  76. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep proving my point. You are an amoral tool. "There is no right thing". LOL! You'll be real fun as a parent. Hopefully the mother will have some common sense or your kid will end up being a 10 year-old serial killer.

  77. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're just jealous because you didn't get the contract. As if you care about the people of Iraq.

  78. They all have faults by Geekbot · · Score: 1

    One fundamental mistake is assuming that Windows is the OS to judge others by. If the author is more familiar with Windows, then she looks at the features that *work* on Windows and compares them to Linux. The features that don't work on Windows, she doesn't use, isn't aware of the problems, etc, so she fails to see the benefit of Linux.
    If she started our being more familiar with Linux, she would find several significant usability problems with Windows and might ignore those on Linux. The answer is they are both severely flawed.

  79. HCL by Sagz · · Score: 1

    Did this user even bother with the Hardware Compatiblility List? I've loaded Red Hat and Mandrake on several machine and never had problems.

    1. Re:HCL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the HCL is seriously out of date therefore it is nearly worthless

  80. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't give a shit about morals. I'm amoral. And so are you. The difference between us is: I admit it and you try to make up excuses for your actions. How can anyone be so naive to believe the world is run according to some set of morals? You're just degrading yourself to a mindless tool by believing that. START TO THINK, DAMNIT!

    And by the way... I don't plan on having kids. They're nothing but a fucking waste of money.

  81. Emulation! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    but what about video games?

    Virtually any classic Nintendo game can run in FCE Ultra (NES), Snes9x (Super NES), or VisualBoyAdvance (GB, GBC, GBA), all of which are ported to Linux. MAME runs thousands of coin-op games. You can even dance the night away with Linux and pyDDR.

    BattleField 1942 etc

    The game '1942' can run in MAME or in FCE Ultra.

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  82. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, it's worked for us so far!

    Maybe you Europeans should try it, after all the last hundred years haven't really worked out so well for you or the tens of millions of other europeans that you've killed in your moral, highly civilized countries.

  83. I'd have to agree by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I use Linux (Debian) nearly exclusively, but I can definitely see where she's coming from. If I want to do pretty much anything I need to read a bunch of documentation and edit config files. Now this isn't too difficult if you know what you're doing and have spare time, but I can see how most people would find it unacceptable. In Windows and Mac OS, if you want to do something like, say, burn a CD, you just install the necessary software and it Just Works. In Linux you have to find a cd burning HOWTO and figure out how to change permissions so the cd drive is writable by your user (or set the suid bit on your cdwriting software).

    My biggest pet peeve though? There don't appear to be any good GUI ftp clients for Linux. There's gftp, which is lacking lots of features and is crashy, and there's something-or-other from the KDE people that's not so good either. Nothing approaching Windows' BulletProof FTP or SmartFTP. So I use ncftp, which is a CLI interface. Works for me, but I doubt it would for most casual computer users.

    1. Re:I'd have to agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why GUI? Use ncftp.

    2. Re:I'd have to agree by ookaze · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of casual computer users : they do not even understand what ftp is.
      So the kind of GUI ftp clients you are talking about would be irrelevant to them.
      I think they would just use Konqueror or Nautilus or a Web browser, like they all do on Windows ...

    3. Re:I'd have to agree by phre4k · · Score: 1

      We need to convince the guys at filezilla.sf.net to port their exccelent client to linux. /Esben

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  84. Linux is not as consistent as DOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, really. Do a "/?" on any text-based command and you'll get a help text that's useful and explains the switches. Plus you could do a "help [command]" to get more info. In Linux it might be "-?" or "-h" or "--h" or "--help" - you never know until you try all of them.

    On top of that the "shallow" documentation in Linux is attrocious. By this I mean commands that tell you what the switches are when you do a "-h" - BUT IT DOESN'T TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO. Wahey. Thanks. A 1-line description would have saved me searching through the man page (that is in itself almost useless because it's cuttered, overcomplicated and gives no examples).

    For example, some of the more common consistent switches in DOS are:

    /S - Act on subdirectories.
    /Q - Quiet. Don't print output, don't ask for input.
    /P - Pause (equivalent of piping output to more)
    /Y - Assume 'yes' to critical questions

    1. Re:Linux is not as consistent as DOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 1-line description would have saved me searching through the man page (that is in itself almost useless because it's cuttered, overcomplicated and gives no examples).

      Use BSD for better man pages, and:

      man grep | grep -A 3 '[-]A'

      maybe make a nice script for that

    2. Re:Linux is not as consistent as DOS. by arose · · Score: 1

      --help is the standart of GNU programs, use GNU/Linux!

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  85. Linux better than XP imho by incom · · Score: 1

    For my needs (desktop/homePC) linux is much better than windows. Here are the main distinctions: Better support for my dsl, Sound drivers exist (no drivers for XP), cooler looking gui's, no explorer.exe, can burn a CD (XP prefers the coaster industry), Faster for native games, faster for video playing (actually full speed divx et al.), Better for programming c++, and no stalling and freezing. But by far the most important is that XP sucks with my ISP, and my jury rigged sound driver in XP sounds are heavilly distorted and stuttery. Linux otoh has perfect dsl and audio :) Burn away karma! I have blashphemed against msft's desktop supremacy, against the holy one itself winXP.

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  86. Installing Windows on your Linux box by yerricde · · Score: 1

    If someone has a mostly happy, generally successfull Linux installation on a machine with a few tens of gigs of hard drive space, can Windows be nicely (non-destructively) installed as a novelty or ... for what Windows users use it for?

    Here we go:

    1. Make sure that either you have multiple hard disks or that your hard disk isn't just one big Linux partition. Use a disk partitioning tool to create a FAT partition for Windows to occupy.
    2. Make a boot disk so that you can boot back into GNU/Linux after Windows trashes your MBR.
    3. Flip burgers for 60 hours to earn enough money after income and sales taxes for a Windows license.
    4. Install Windows by booting from the CD. Win2k and WinXP will offer to convert your FAT partition to NTFS, which Linux can read (not write); take this into account when making your selection.
    5. Go to Windows Update five times and install each of the updates that requires a reboot.
    6. Boot to GNU/Linux from your boot disk.
    7. Reinstall your boot loader.
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    1. Re:Installing Windows on your Linux box by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      If you really feel insane, you can get the Windows NT bootloader to boot Linux.

      How to dual-boot Windows NT/2000/XP with Linux using NTLDR

      You should be able to set up Linux without needing a boot disk, although I would really, really, really recommend against trying it.

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    2. Re:Installing Windows on your Linux box by sabshire · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that will work, BUT, that type of work-around would be bashed in these type of articles if they had to do that when installing Linux as the 2nd OS.

      I think all of these articles miss the point anyway. Each OS has issues. Windows does NOT recognize all hardware out of the box. You can just start using everything when you plug it in.

      Oh well, I guess we can expect 10-12 more of these articles each week.

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  87. ack! the 7600 rears its ugly head! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    so I bought the linux ppc cd's (figure I'd do my part to support the community!)-
    and after partioning my drives the install itself took place over 4-6 attempts- I don't know if it was my cd rom drive (doubt it) or the cd's (doubt it) but for some reason a package MAY OR MAY NOT install... very wierd.

    So it finally goes through and installs all the packages I want (and I wanted a lot)- so I go to log in and once X comes up, it starts recursing- it totally freaks out! and renders my system un-useable. My brilliant solution (which I posted to their website) was to set the system to only come up to run level 3- then run kdm. So KDM is hysterical, because it plays a sound on start-up and it was so choppy and crappy that my wife laughed EVERYTIME it came up. There was no way to silence the internal speaker- not even if you had the headphones plugged in!

    I had it up, and i had it useable. I never got PPP to work, but afte a few weeks I got a cable modem anyway- so who cares.

    But the straw that broke the camels back- I had no INETD. WTF?!?!?!? It was no where to be found. I dl'd the source code and if I tried I prolly could have gotten it to work- but at what cost? I mean, I do stuff like that at work, because they pay me. This is not my idea of fun.

    I have a yellow dog iso, but once bitten twice shy. I'm thinking of just running Mac Os 8.6 on my 7600!!

    oh yeah- MKLinux was a clean install, but ran stupid-slow on my 7600.

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  88. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get this guy. I'm living in a nice house, driving a nice car, running Linux on a nice computer, and he says it didn't work out for me.

    Can someone explain?

  89. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wake me when it's an ass kissing CTO.

  90. Mandrake 9 seems to be the winner by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 4, Informative
    and as someone who sets up Linux systems for clueless newbies to use, I have to agree. Generally, this distro has been the best support I've seen for setting up a basic workstation, which means everything should work right the first time. I'm not a newbie, but I don't have a lot of time to spend on end users systems, so I appreciate an easy to use(for the users) distro that sets up correctly without having to go back and do a lot of tweaking.

    I will say, from the progress I've seen over the last few years with Linux desktops, they are improving at a fast rate. The distros just keep getting better and better, and I think we will one day soon see a truly usable Linux desktop.

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  91. Re:Sig by maxume · · Score: 1

    No.

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  92. Linux sucks less (sometimes) by David+Jao · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If Linux "sucks so much" then why do you still "use it every day"?

    This question is rhetorical. You probably use it every day for the same reason I use it every day--that being, although it sucks, everything else sucks more.

    But different people have different needs. I'm one of the biggest Linux fans in the world. However, I happen to think after reading the article that the writer would be better off using Windows.

    This is not because of l33tness, or because I want to be an asshole. The simple fact is that Linux is not yet ready right now for what our writer needs. The most distressing part of the article to me is that it took the writer 18 months to figure this out.

    The reason why no one has tried to make a *good* distribution is that the set of people capable of making distributions (call this set A) is not a representative sample of the population of people who need a *good* distribution. Members of set A tend to be just fine with using command lines and writing printer magicfilters.

    People often lose track of the following two points:

    1. This problem is *hard* to solve. It is a classic chicken and egg. You can't create a distribution until you enter set A, but by the time you've entered set A what's good for you is no longer what's good for average joe.
    2. There's no rush to solve this problem. People often fall into the trap of thinking that Linux has to grow in order to survive. But Linux is not like other commerical platforms. Linux is the most successful user-developed platform in history. Because Linux development is so open and accessible, Linux does not need popular success in order to thrive.
    While I certainly agree that Linux should suck less, I also don't think that Linux can be all things to all people. Some users really are better off not using Linux. In time this problem may be solved, but that hasn't happened yet.
    1. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by $0+31337 · · Score: 1

      Amen. You don't just go around installing Linux all willy-nilly. Linux works for certain groups of people of which the author does not belong to. Every OS has a purpose and a following... I would have loved to see the authors notes if s/he had tried installing SCO Unix :P

    2. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by Osty · · Score: 1

      This problem is *hard* to solve. It is a classic chicken and egg. You can't create a distribution until you enter set A, but by the time you've entered set A what's good for you is no longer what's good for average joe.

      This is fixable with foresight and some dedication. Oh, yeah, and money helps. Microsoft and Apple do this well, because they can afford usability studies and research. Larger distributions of Linux (Redhat) and other companies (Sun, IBM) should have the capital needed to do such studies, and the clout to enforce the results. Yes, project Foo by developer Baz with no relation to the above may not benefit, or Baz may choose to ignore the findings, but so what? I'm sure there are plenty of other implementations of Foo with developers that will be more receptive to this kind of outside design, and so one (or two, but not more) of those alternatives should be packaged instead. And this should apply through the entire heirarchy, from simple one-man projects to something as large as GNOME. If the GNOME team chooses to ignore usability recommendations (not saying they do, and Sun has done at least one study with resulting recommendations that the team apparently used), then drop them for your distro because I'm sure the KDE guys will be more receptive (not because KDE is better, but because by being receptive to these kinds of suggestions, it means more users for your system -- if your competitor won't bend, then you can take all of the users they would've had by compromising).


    3. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 1

      ...the set of people capable of making distributions (call this set A) is not a representative sample of the population of people who need a *good* distribution...You can't create a distribution until you enter set A, but by the time you've entered set A what's good for you is no longer what's good for average joe.

      Then why not get people not of Set A to test your software? If you have average Joe giving feedback on what works and what doesn't, then the finished product should be usable by average Joe. It's unacceptable to say, "It works for me, so it should be good enough for anyone." The lack of testing in this area is a weak point that indicates immaturity on the developers' part.

    4. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by tincho_uy · · Score: 1
      This is not because of l33tness, or because I want to be an asshole. The simple fact is that Linux is not yet ready right now for what our writer needs. The most distressing part of the article to me is that it took the writer 18 months to figure this out.

      I agree that Linux is (may not be) ready for the masses. However, I think that the author took a wrong approach to using it. I mean, you can't realistically expect to jump OS from an 8yr old platform to a new one, and to have everything just work. It doesn't happen with MS OSes, so it's silly to expect it to happen with Linux.

      Besides, the author was clearly not willing to spend some time learning. Instead, s/he just spent his/her time reinstalling distros and bitching 'cos they didn't work as s/he expected them to. Well, hello... I guess that if you want to use something, be it Linux, Win or a new lawnmower, you need to take the time to learn how to do it.

      I'm using Gentoo full time at home, and have absolutely no complaints. If I switched to WinXP, I'd surely have a hard time making it beahave as I expect, simply because I've never used it

      I think this guy/gal should revise his/her attitude towards computing in general. Even if computers are just a tool, nont a hobby, you may need to RTFM from time to time... Just my .02$
    5. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The reason why no one has tried to make a *good* distribution is that the set of people capable of making distributions (call this set A) is not a representative sample of the population of people who need a *good* distribution. Members of set A tend to be just fine with using command lines and writing printer magicfilters.

      The members of set A you are talking about are those who put together Debian, Gentoo, etc. I'm happy to leave these people alone and let them contribute in their own way. I don't expect them to ever have a distribution usable by the general public, just as I don't expect expect the Linux kernel to ever have a built-in fancy GUI interface. This doesn't mean their contributions aren't extremely valuable.

      For the most part the writer is talking the commercial distributions, Redhat et. al. We are paying them to do this, and they need to pay more attention to this. I pay them for this and I don't think they are doing their job. Although they are getting better at it, they still aren't taking this seriously enough and are only hurting themselves.

      This problem is *hard* to solve.

      Parts of it are and parts of it aren't. Many of the issues the writer brought up are just sloppiness that ends up alienating newbies. I have brought up a number of these kinds of issues with Redhat support, sometimes over and over, and it is hard to get them to pay attention and not just email you back a canned response. I want them to pay attention not because I personally have trouble with the installation, but because I know others will. I want the product to succeed because I want Linux to succeed. And, ok, also because I happen to also be a Redhat stockholder.

      There's no rush to solve this problem.

      In the long run, Linux will succeed. The only problem is, as John Maynard Keynes famously said, "In the long run, we're all dead."

    6. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by overshoot · · Score: 1
      The most distressing part of the article to me is that it took the writer 18 months to figure this out.

      She didn't take 18 months to figure it out. If immediate results had been the sole objective, she could have had tOSG set her up in a matter of hours [1]. The reason she didn't was that she was writing the article: it was a writing project.

      [1] Example from private correspondence: once she found one of the distros that worked with her printer, she could copy the PPD to another installation. She actually tried this and it worked.

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    7. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      You make many good points, I just want to comment on this:

      There's no rush to solve this problem. People often fall into the trap of thinking that Linux has to grow in order to survive.

      True, Linux will survive, I don't worry about Linux.

      But, I worry about society, a lot. Society needs Linux, to, uhm, save the world. We're approaching Stallman's dystopic "right to read"-society at a disturbing pace. Soon, the technical foundations for it is all in place, and we don't know how long it would take for society to transform itself to this dystopia once that has happened.

      Free software is the best we can do to avoid it, and for that reason, I would say it is a rush to make it ready for the masses.

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    8. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I disagree.

      The author wanted Linux to be able to do what her 8yr old OS already did. A replacement.

      She is representative of the majority of home computing users out there with this wish, ie that if they upgrade, it "just works".

      And frankly, what she enountered was a mess.

      If she'd bought a new car and couldn't get it to open the doors, would you blame her for that too?

      As for RTFM.. RTFA, please. In a number of cases there was no manual. Given she noticed this, I'm pretty sure that's evidence she tried to read the damned thing.

    9. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Free software has little to do with avoiding the "right to read" situation.

      Reforming IP laws and privacy laws have *EVERYTHING* to do with the situation.

    10. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      There's no rush to solve this problem. People often fall into the trap of thinking that Linux has to grow in order to survive. But Linux is not like other commerical platforms. Linux is the most successful user-developed platform in history. Because Linux development is so open and accessible, Linux does not need popular success in order to thrive.

      I'll second that. I now use Linux just about exclusively, after having dual-booted with Windows for several years. I honestly don't think that Linux is significantly more "difficult" or inaccessible than Windows, although this was clearly true a few years ago before Gnome and KDE matured. Most of the Microsoft users I know have bought in to the FUD, and believe with almost religious fervor that they couldn't possibly ever learn to use Linux effectively. A couple that have looked over my shoulder while using Linux were blown away; one of them had been led to believe that Linux didn't have a graphical interface!

      Microsoft will no doubt spend hundreds of millions of dollars in the coming years convincing their users that they're simply too stupid to use anything else, and to a large extent they will succeed. Most people avoid learning the way many avoid physical exercise. As long as these folks are willing to pay for software that treats them accordingly, Microsoft will likely do just fine. They are a captive audience and MS will happily suck them dry.

      There is a different attitude with Linux than with Microsoft. Linux and open-source users have complete control over the system and the software they run, and this makes a big difference whether or not we choose to exercise it directly. By contrast, every time I installed software on Windows, it was clear that the company that produced the software had the attitude that they were going to do whatever the hell they wanted on my machine, and that as a user of their program I was their property in some sense. Any abusiveness in an open-source program is going to be spotted by somebody, and a non-abusive version is likely to appear in short order. Closed-source software we use strictly on faith, and even reputable firms are feeling free to abuse it.

      If gaining big market share for Linux means importing this attitude about software and users from the Microsoft world, then I say let them keep it.

    11. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      As a test, I installed Linux on my GF's sister's machine. It also has Win 98 on it in case they want to run games.

      The distro they have is RH 8.0 with the default unified theme and it basically works.

      They wouldn't know how to install software or how to setup a new peripheral but they use their machine for school and basic Internet use and they don't buy hardware every other week, nor do they currently need any aditionnal software (apart for mplayer which I'll have to go setup for them one of these days).

      And guess what, even though they have OOo in both Windows and Linux and convenient links to the Windows desktop in each $HOME, they still exclusively run Linux. Why ? Because it just works and doesn't freeze all the time.

      The only time they boot in Windows nowadays is to run SimCity (which doesn't work properly although that's not Window's fault).

      FWIW those same users would be completely unable to install Windows if they ever had to.

      So users can run Linux provided that it's properly setup to begin with. Users aren't supposed to install operating systems or to build machines. To them a computer is a tool, not a toy.

      This article is pretty much what I'd expect from *any* user giving Linux a try. But then it's also what I'd expect from a random user giving Windows a try. The only clean user oriented OS I've seen so far is Be. Even Mac OS has it's issues.

      Bottom line is computers are way too complex for someone to tinker with efficiently nowadays if he doesn't spend an insane amount of time learning about the machine. And most users just aren't interested. They want something that just works. And Linux (as well as pretty much any pre-setup system) delivers.

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    12. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by mvdw · · Score: 1

      Some users really are better off not using Linux. In time this problem may be solved, but that hasn't happened yet.

      I don't think this is really a problem. It's all about choice, not about World Domination (whatever that might be).

      As long as Linux exists, I don't really care what its "market share" is; as long as it is a viable platform for me I don't care whether it belongs on the corporate desktop (or whatever).

      OSes are not a popularity contest. There will always be a place for Windows, and even though I prefer Linux, I don't really see anything wrong with that.

    13. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by jonrkc · · Score: 1

      I agree with this writer. What really bothers me is that people who aren't ready for Linux have not got the choice of a halfway ethical solution to their problem. It's basically either use-Microsoft-or-use-nothing. And for me it's not ethically permissible to use Microsoft any longer. I have a terrible time with Linux but I will stick with it (till it's suppressed??) regardless, because it's the only ethical choice for me. By the way, if there's a single decent word processor in existence, it's escaped my radar. The last pretty-good one I used was Microsoft Word 6.

    14. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by LOfromMO · · Score: 1

      I've been reading these comments and have tried to resist the urge to put in my 2-cents worth. Well, it's not working, so here IS my 2-cents worth (for what it's worth). I am a brand new (and I do mean brand new) Linux user. My son has been using Linux for years and finally convinced me to drop the "other" OS and give Linux a try. So what's this got to do with putting in my 2-cents worth? A comment was just made that "some users really are better off not using Linux." Now correct me if I am wrong, but if a company, a store, or corporation, a home-business is to to survive, does it not need "customers"? If I understand the jest of this article, what is being said is that once a person learns how to use Linux (notice I said LEARN....not install and use), then s/he doesn't need a user-friendly version because by then they have learned the neat tricks that it can do but only known by those who have attained Linux Expert Status? Yes, I realize that you "get what you pay for", but then again even for something "free", there is an implied and expectation that it will be something usable. When I installed Linux 9.1, one of the things it asked me is whether I wanted to boot with GRUP or LILO. Sheez, I am just now installing Linux to use it. I haven't had time yet to know what GRUP or LILO is, much less make a determination of how my decision will affect the operating system I'm about to install. I could talk about this for hours, but suffice it to say that us NEWBIES need Linux to make the standard installation decisions for us...even for it to at least boot up and work. After that, we can read the docs and make operational changes if necessary. I have another "gripe" (or maybe it's a suggestion), but I'll save that for another time/post.

    15. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by David+Jao · · Score: 1
      What really bothers me is that people who aren't ready for Linux have not got the choice of a halfway ethical solution to their problem. It's basically either use-Microsoft-or-use-nothing.

      Perhaps you are overlooking MacOS? Yeah yeah Apple is partly 0wned by MS, and I'm actually not an Apple fan myself, but the Macintosh platform makes a lot of sense for many people.

      By the way, if there's a single decent word processor in existence, it's escaped my radar. The last pretty-good one I used was Microsoft Word 6.

      I don't think they exist. The word processing paradigm is fundamentally flawed -- I don't care about words, I care about entire documents. For this reason I don't use word processors.

      I use software like LaTeX or (rarely) LyX to create documents. However, if you're used to word processors, you'll probably have a terrible time with these too, at least at first.

    16. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes) by David+Jao · · Score: 1
      A comment was just made that "some users really are better off not using Linux." Now correct me if I am wrong, but if a company, a store, or corporation, a home-business is to to survive, does it not need "customers"?

      The opposite of "some users really are better off not using Linux" is "all users should be using Linux", which, I think, is ridiculous.

      Eventually Linux will take over the world, but it is not ready right now. It is way too rough around the edges. For evidence I submit your own experience as well as the experience of the article writer.

      Linux does not need "customers" to survive either. Linux is not a company, or a store, or a corporation, or even a home-business. Linux is developed by its own users. The open source code of Linux makes this possible, and the high technical ability of its users makes this effective.

      I want Linux to have non-Expert users just as badly as you do, but I don't think that Linux will die without them. I would rather be patient and let it take over when its ready, rather than push it prematurely.

  93. Damn son... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Listen to yourself why don't you. You are doing nothing but justifying her reaction (and many others from what I have read) about snotty little punk bastard geeks. Your number 1 point is very foolish and just is a way of saying, "Someone said my long hair means I am a violent psycopath... so I showed them! I ran up to them, slammed 'em into a wall and kicked the till I heard ribs snap!" Your point number 2 is just as bad considering your very first sentence. If a user doesn't know enough to really understand that this is rather silly then instead of bashing them (or even beginning to imply they are dumb or stupid) you SHOULD be taking that as feedback in and of itself. Whatever real problems she had she should not have had them in the first place. It is just as frustrating for the average "Joe User" when Windows slams some useless drivel about a page fault... WTF? I wasn't even messing with documents, why should pages matter?!

    I agree that there are many arrogant users out there that essentially expect everything to go perfect for them and to wipe their arse. You seem to be the equivelent but on the developer side. By creating this hostile environment all that is really accomplished is that you prove that Linux developers shun average users and are a bunch of arrogant pricks. As for you bitching about improper feedback I am seeing that you too fell prey to a complete lack of real content and understanding of the problem at hand. (hint: Linux itself was not the issue as much as the reaction of its zealots) That is often referred to as "hypocrisy."

    BTW, it has been said by people much smarter than you are I that the majority of even regular software testers do not understand what a good defect report really consists of. How can they when it is known that any quest for assistance is very likely to be met by arrogant shithead responses?!

    Please just code and don't interact with users my friend as you will find that you are doing more harm than you could possibly make up for in component improvement and integration.

    End-users of Open Source software have as much, if not more, of an obligation to be helpful to developers as developers have to be helpful to end-users.
    I agree that it is a mutual relationship that due to the nature of its "business model" relies on more trust and real cooperation. However your angst and tude do nothing to really add to that relationship. I tell you what, if you walk into a room of users with an attitude like that can you really tell me that you would NOT expect a negative response? This user seems to have had such responses previously and you do nothing but reinforce that idea. Shame.

    BTW, I don't know you so I am using you as an "attack" on the methodology and mentality you display here. Don't take it personal since by definition it CAN NOT be personal. Anonymity is at least good for that much.

    1. Re:Damn son... by lkaos · · Score: 1

      Whatever real problems she had she should not have had them in the first place.

      That's an awful lot of responsibility resting on the shoulders of developers. You are approaching the issue with the mentality that:

      "Developers work for end-users of software and therefore if an end-user has any problem with a piece of software, the developer should adjust the software and be greatful that the user gave even the vaguest hint that there was a problem with the software."

      On the other hand, the true relationship that should exist between an Open Source developer and end-user is:

      "Developers and end-users work together to create a piece of software that is useful for the end-users but is also enjoyable for the developer to spend time on."

      If I received a feature request to improve the scheduler in Linux and simply wrote an algorithm that gave random processes CPU time without taking starvation or any other issue into account, I would be:

      1) flamed from here to eternity by my fellow developers

      2) ripped apart by any user of the software for writing a horrible piece of software

      Yet, it is perfectly fine for an end-user to just bitch about how they don't like a piece of software without offering anything constructive? I don't understand the logic there. Why am I held to different standards than the user when, arguably, I am giving a great deal more in the relationship than the end-user is?

      I'm not asking to be given a right to shit on any user who isn't an uber-programmer but I am at least asking for constructive critism. How is that too much to ask for?

      BTW: I don't understand why you would put so much effort into a post and post as AC...

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  94. My experience with four Linux distributions by metamatic · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, I think the author has broken hardware. The fact that Knoppix, on a read-only CD, behaved differently on different boots, points at hardware flakiness. Anyway...

    RedHat: Installs like a dream, but once you try using it you realize how broken it is. Most of the problem is RPM, and the rest is the people who decide it's a good idea to do things like putting a broken binary in an unrelated source RPM. (The jar command, in case you're wondering.)

    Debian: An absolute bitch to install, but once you get it installed it's pretty good. Yes, dselect is awful, use aptitude, which is basically dselect with keyboard bindings that actually make some sort of sense. The fact that the Debian team require that all programs have some sort of man page gives them major points over RedHat in my book.

    Knoppix: Boots fine on every machine I've tried it with. Someone needs to put an "Install Debian on my hard disk" button on the Knoppix desktop.

    Xandros: This would be my distribution of choice for the totally clueless. Imagine Debian with hardware detection and an installer that didn't look like it was hacked together in shell script. Of course, it costs money.

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    1. Re:My experience with four Linux distributions by NamShubCMX · · Score: 1

      Knoppix has that button, in the K menu... If everything works fine under knoppix, everything will work fine once you set up Debian. Now what would be cool would be to have a GUI installer (since we're already in KDE...) that asks what you want to install, and download from the apt sources if its not on the Knoppix CD. I'm pretty sure someone is already working on that :) If not that is still VERY easy to use. (I dont know about the "partitioning" part of the install thoug, I already had a blank partition when I tried it) Even easier is Mandrake 9.1 install, though. That is the easiest system I've ever installed. And urpmi is almost as good as apt-get, really.

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    2. Re:My experience with four Linux distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Debian: An absolute bitch to install, but once you get it installed it's pretty good. Yes, dselect is awful, use aptitude, which is basically dselect with keyboard bindings that actually make some sort of sense. The fact that the Debian team require that all programs have some sort of man page gives them major points over RedHat in my book.

      >Knoppix: Boots fine on every machine I've tried it with. Someone needs to put an "Install Debian on my hard disk" button on the Knoppix desktop.

      Knoppix just shows what a lousy job the Debian people have done on the install.
      The fact that these and others continue to co-exist shows that the Linux community does not care about the users, but only about itself.

    3. Re:My experience with four Linux distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sent her an email the same, probably the RaM is faulty. I think the Knoppix errors are very tell-tale.

      Her windows probably locked up randomly, too, and she blaimed the soft, not the hardware. Women! :-))

  95. The author seemed to be fairly sincere. by veldmon · · Score: 1
    I would only caution that there seems to be a double standard here.

    If I wanted to install Windows on a box with Linux already on it, would it recognize and then resize an ext3 partition? No. Linux is able to do a damn good job at that with even the quite sophisticated, closed source NTFS filesystem.

    The simple fact is that Linux has a great disadvantage when dealing with the huge volume of hardware that is out there. The blame for that disadvantage is squarely on the shoulders of hardware manufacturers though.

    Is there really any doubt that the free (both ways) Linux operating system would not be making greater strides than it already is if the playing field was level?

  96. I've played Russian Roulette many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and obviously by being here I have had no problems... and also as obvious is that Russian Roulette is not dangerous. Anyone who has had problems with it first hand, raise your hand! (note that I cannot see your hand, plus dead people cannot hear or respond... this is much like the system of being stuck in your "insiders" club and not trying to understand what it is like on the outside yet bitching about it). I love Linux and all the crazy tools out there for it that make my life so much easier. I certainly hope I never catch this "selfish, pretentous asshole bug" that goes around so easily in the Linux community.

  97. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny, but since i made the post about americans selling weapons, and im an american, with a really good friend in iraq right now, so eat my dick you spineless faggots.

  98. way too easy to hack by bratgrrl · · Score: 1

    No, Dvorak can't write that long an article, and there is no spittle.

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  99. The masses? by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    I don't see why everyone has their shirts all in a knot over having "Linux for the masses". Why does everyone need to use Linux all of a sudden? Don't get me wrong, it's all I use. But that dosen't mean everyone should be using it. It makes much more sense to have "Linux for the developers" than "Linux for the masses". More developers means more contribution. The masses give almost nothing to the community. So why insist everyone should use it?

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  100. Just use Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, shit. Yeah, use Windows.

    Linux takes a commitment. It takes an interest in computers. Maybe someday it won't; right now it does.

    I've given up recommending linux; I've given up helping people install it, in fact. If they ask for help, I just tell 'em to do it themselves; because I've noticed that when I install it for them, they inevitably revert.

    Everyone I know who uses linux did it themselves; they learned themselves. I know I tried several times to learn linux, with plenty of help, and ended up back in Windows every time. Then, I did it again, but I did it alone, and seriously, and I've never looked back.

    Someday, somebody is going to make a good, coherent, complete, user-friendly distro. I don't see why such a distro couldn't go head-to-head with Windows; but for now, Linux is for harcore only. You don't wanna take the time to learn? Stop whining, just pay the $500, or whatever it is, and use Windows.

  101. Actually they have a point by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >Only Win2Kers are cool enough to join my OS!". Asshole. Shut the fuck up.

    Why isn't this guy modded down as a troll?

    Anyway, these people complaining about her Win95 machine have a point regardless. She's (or whoever, the name is an obviously a pseudonym, say it out loud, and probably a clever troll) has an old machine and most of her problems are driver/hardware problems.

    Linux for the masses means the same thing Windows for the maasses means: preinstalled OS. An equivalant review would be someone taking an old Linux PC and trying to put windows on it only to find that she's missing the proper drivers. Now add the industy's lack of Linux support and she has no one to hand her drivers.

    Linux on the desktop != supported hardware. It would be nice if there were drivers for everything, but that just isn't the case.

    I'm curious. When she bought that PC from dell, or whomever, did they just ship a box with a bunch of drivers on a bunch of floppies with a sticker saying, "Good luck!" Yeah, I don't think so either.

    No, she, like 99.999% of PC buyers got a PC with a working OS installed and working components because the manufacturer had to provide a working machine. Whether they installed drivers after the OS install or just got them to MS on time, is besides the point.

    All this review is telling us is that installation is especially hard with her hardware. Fine, but that isn't saying much. We all know Linux's driver support is limited.

    1. Re:Actually they have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Only Win2Kers are cool enough to join my OS!". Asshole. Shut the fuck up.
      >Why isn't this guy modded down as a troll?

      Same sort of reason that you aren't modded up as insightful.

    2. Re:Actually they have a point by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Unlike most here I work for a desktop orientated company and the first sentence hit the nail on the head:

      Pre-install

      Or shall I say, "its the pre-install stupid"

      When bundled with the hardware and the software tweaked around the market you're aiming for most, if not all, these issues raised would become moot.

      Perhaps they should try a Wal-Mart machine?

      StarTux

    3. Re:Actually they have a point by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why I'm not worried about her analysis of Linux, from the perspective of one who is looking to implement it into business desktops.

      I'll be installing Linux and setting it up. I'll get the configuration working. All they will have to do is read e-mails, open up their office suite (OpenOffice, MSOffice or whatever they need), and do whatever it is their organisation does. They don't need to worry about video card support or XFree configuration files or anything.

      In fact, I don't know of any clueless user that installs an OS - windows or Linux, themselves.

    4. Re:Actually they have a point by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Linux for the masses means the same thing Windows for the maasses means: preinstalled OS. An equivalant review would be someone taking an old Linux PC and trying to put windows on it only to find that she's missing the proper drivers. Now add the industy's lack of Linux support and she has no one to hand her drivers.

      I'm glad someone finally made this point, because it's a good one.

      One of the reasons you don't see a lot of similar problems with Windows is because 99 times out of 100 you get a new machine with the OS preinstalled and don't have to go through the grief of getting everything to work. Someone else has done the dirty work for you.

      I despise software installation. My current two PCs came with Linux preinstalled specifically because I didn't want to deal with the problems. My desktop is a Dell which I got when Dell was briefly offering workstations with RH 6.2 (I since upgraded it to RH 7.1 and the upgrade was a freaking nightmare. I spent two days manually editing config files the upgrader trashed). My wife's laptop is from QliLinux with RH 8.0 preinstalled. On that machine, everything just WORKS. I got my wife an Archos Jukebox MP3 player for Christmas, which has a 20 gig USB drive. Plugged it in to the USB port, and boom, there it was. All I had to do was install some MP3 encoding software since RH stupidly ripped all of theirs out of the distibution. Once I had that in place, my wife brought up grip and, again, it just WORKED. Same for the network stuff. Plug it in to the D-link router and, boom, she's connected to the cable modem. Browse the web? Click on the "browse the web" button and, boom, Mozilla comes up. No fuss, no muss.

      I'm going to be in the market this year to replace my aging desktop. I sure as hell am not going to spend hours collecting lists of Linux-supported hardware from HOWTOs, building my own system, and then ordering and installing CDs myself. I'm going to buy mine the same way a Windows user buys his/her machine: go to someplace like penguincomputing.com, select all the specs I want from pulldown menus, add to cart, checkout, pay, deliver, remove from box, plug it in, turn it on.

      And I will fully expect it to just work.

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    5. Re:Actually they have a point by Kiwi · · Score: 1
      All I had to do was install some MP3 encoding software since RH stupidly ripped all of theirs out of the distibution

      RedHat has a very legitimate reason for removing MP3 support from their distribution. I really wish that people would look a little farther than their own "gimme" instinct; I guess America's overly consumerist society encourages that kind of selfishness.

      - Sam

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    6. Re:Actually they have a point by hemanman · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. When she bought that PC from dell, or whomever, did they just ship a box with a bunch of drivers on a bunch of floppies with a sticker saying, "Good luck!" Yeah, I don't think so either.

      Actually, thats EXACTLY how Dell shipped my Latitude CP in 1997, execpt the "Good luck!" sticker. So whats your point?!?

      That Linux is more than 5 years behind?

      -H

    7. Re:Actually they have a point by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      I do know some...

      I'm usually on the other end of the phone line at the time...

      :-)

  102. this is news?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is not news or something that matters.
    this is just another noob that just got pissed because they couldn't figure it out right away.
    i wonder if the writer took the time to read any of the docs. my guess would be 'no'.

  103. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have good healthcare and went to good schools. I have a good apartment and a good car. I travel regularly, all over the U.S., Europe and Asia. I have a good computer, eat good food and take afternoon walks in a nice local park.

    America isn't so bad.

  104. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Her printer problems are because her printer doesn't have enough ram to print a full page at 600dpi. I had similar problems on my Okidata 400e at 300dpi

  105. And my reply.... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    Here are here points of bitching and my replies...

    >> Root versus Users: Don't show me things I can't use. If I don't have permission to mess with something, don't show me the menus and dialog boxes used to mess with it unless you also give me a way to log in as the user with correct permissions.

    Ok, please try to do many things with just "user" rights on a Windows box. Oh yeah I forgot everybody just runs as administrators. Even XP when it installs makes the default users as administrators. Why? Because that is security and when implementing it often it gets in the way of trying to get things done. Just like you cannot run into an FBI building without getting searched. A pain, but there are reasons for that.

    >> Feedback to user lacking: A "busy" indicator is needed for all software. It's often too hard to tell whether it's working or dead.

    On Windows I have a busy indicator, but no idea if it is doing anything either because the busy indicator does not move. The application window blanks.... How do I know anything is happening? I look on Windows and Linux on the process window and see if the XPU is doing anything.

    >> Menu systems: Eliminate duplicate occurrences of package listings.

    Fair enough...

    >> Eliminate redundant branches (Games/Amusements/Toys; Text Editors/Word Processors/Office Applications), because it makes finding software harder than it should be.

    Depends on the distro

    >> Why are menu systems six (or more) layers deep in some installations? I often fill the screen with pop-outs before I get to what I'm looking for.

    Ever tried to find something on a Windows XP or W2K box? Especially with X zillion apps installed? There is very little difference for me on either machine. And that auto hide features annoys the f**k out of me.

    >> System defaults: How about one spot per user to set the defaults for all software (sound, fonts, etc.)?

    Yeah I would love that too. When I pull up Word I have define the fonts I use by default. Then moving to Visual Studio.NET I need to define the fonts and printers, etc...

    >> Adding and deleting software: Why do I have to have the installation CD to delete software? Why can't I delete part of a "Game Pack" when only a few are worth playing? Why does the deleted stuff hang around on the menus? Is it waiting for a reboot? Why doesn't the installation routine tell me where it hid the program?

    That is an install issue that happens on Windows as well. How many times did I have to throw in an Office CD to add, remove or update a couple of features?

    >> Before you say RTFM, make sure there is AFM to R: ...and make sure that the table of contents of a specific software's help file opens when I click the corresponding help button. Context-sensitive help is over a decade old -- I have written a lot of it for Windows -- but doesn't appear to have taken hold in Linux.

    Fair enough, but that is something you got used to. Why do you expect it to work like that on Linux? How about getting used to the way that Linux does things?

    >> Make sure the components needed to search TFMs for help are installed along with TFman pages and TFHTML help files. I tried to search for "permissions," only to be told that SuSE is missing a critical part of the help-file system: "The full text search engine makes use of the ht:/dig HTML search engine. You can get ht:/dig at the ht:/dig_homepage." Thanks, SuSE. That was a lot of help.

    Fair enough

    >> Applications should not point exclusively to a Web page for help or troubleshooting. What happens if I'm offline in the middle of a 12-hour flight to Tokyo and desperately need help?

    OK here a synchronization feature would be nice.

    >> Less cute commentary, more helpful text in help files, please. Any programmer who has "please hire me" as the sole contents of the help file for his program is proclaiming his unempl

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  106. GNU equivalents to your DOS commands by yerricde · · Score: 1

    A 1-line description would have saved me searching through the man page

    Most GNU programs do have such 1-line descriptions. I just tried ls --help and got this:

    $ ls --help
    Usage: ls [OPTION]... [FILE]... List information about the FILEs (the current directory by default).
    Sort entries alphabetically if none of -cftuSUX nor --sort.
    [snip]

    For example, some of the more common consistent switches in GNU are:

    • /s in DOS == -R in GNU ("Recursive")
    • /q in DOS == --quiet in GNU
    • /p in DOS == |less in GNU
    • /y in DOS == -f in GNU ("force yes")
    • /? in DOS == --help in GNU (all programs that conform to the GNU command line standards support --help)
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  107. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where do you live?

  108. Can't read electronic manuals if you can't boot by yerricde · · Score: 1

    And, the author needs to RTFM.... there are plenty of good resources to use for Linux help, www.justlinux.com being one I frequently used when I needed help.

    Having the URL for a web site helps zero when you can't get your computer to boot, let alone to access the Internet.

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  109. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh and btw there are women over there too, who are probably more of a "MAN" than your nerdy ass will ever be.

  110. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh and btw since i made the original comment, i want to know how i sounded upset about 'firing' him? you nerds just need some bait to have something to pointlessly argue about until the next microsoft story gets posted.

  111. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but your schools are full of Chinese, Indian and Arab students. Meanwhile, Johnny USA is beating his wife and watching the football game waiting for the welfare check to arrive in his trailer-home. Of course, he'll have to kick the dog to get to the mailbox and hopefully not spill his rum-and-coke on the way there. Naturally, he'll be driving his SUV (covered in WWE Hulk Hogan stickers) to the mailbox, and take the chance to shoot a few black people with the M16 he has a 'right' to own.

    People in universities != americans.

    Just like in Canada, the universities are full of rich foreign kids taking advantage of the system. Don't forget, with 1 billion Chinese and 1 billion Indian, they outnumber North Americans 6 to 1.

    They are ready to live packed like sardines in a one bedroom apartement, work twelve jobs and bike to school just to kick your asses later in the job market.

    Good luck. Better start learning Chinese or Indian right away, so your new Masters can give you your orders quicker.

  112. Just works? by phel666 · · Score: 1

    I'm having a _big_ problem with this "just works(tm)" bullcrap. "a computer should JustWork(tm)". Ask yourself this: what does a computer do?

    now ask yourself this: what does a toaster do? a TV? a car?

    These all have well defined purposes, but a computer is GENERAL PURPOSE! A computer does whatever it wants to do. How can anyone expect it to "just work" when the expected action is not well defined? it's not a mind reader, just a computer.

    interestingly enough, what did you say for "car"? is it supposed to get you from one place to another? why is it then that when you get into a car you don't just think of where you want to go and end up there? You have a ton of things to worry about: gears, speeds, direction. what for? a car should "just work"!

    OK, I'm sorta clouding the issue here, but I think one should appreciate the complexity of the PC in relation to other things, and stop the dogma that inevitably surrounds the phrase "just works".

    With a PC, you have to cater to a large variety of uses for a particular piece of software. In many distros, a lot of work goes into ensuring that the software works(and properly) on a whole range of hardware for a whole range of uses. The concept of "just works" breaks down when the same software must behave differently depending on the intentions of the user.

    The GUI install, for example, does not work when I'm trying to do a network install, or installing a server with a text-only monitor. Windows doesn't worry about this issue, because it won't run in those environments.

    Linux has to work on a gargantuan set of hardware, especially when compared with windows, more so when compared to macOS and BeOS. A lot of mac users complain that windows doesn't "just work", just like windows users complain that Linux doesn't "just work". The dogma of "just works" leads to special purpose machines that aren't as versatile as the ones we use today. Don't follow it.

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    1. Re:Just works? by justin_speers · · Score: 1

      Yes, a computer is more general purpose than those things (toaster, tv, etc). But the vast majority of people who use computers use it for a specific purpose. You can pretty much narrow that down to office apps, web browsing, music, and the occasional game. If Linux is going to be succesful on the desktop, it has to EXCEL at those specific areas. It should be a no-brainer to set up.

      Macs are great at this. They have the *nix under the hood, but for everyday normal people, it "just works". I know you hate that phrase, but that just goes to show that it isn't impossible, and saying otherwise is a complete lazy cop-out.

      And cars do "just work", much better than computers. Yeah, you have to shift, and steer, etc. That's not an unreasonable expectation, and you can compare that to opening windows, typing some stuff, choosing boldface font, etc. But the average car person SHOULD NOT have to open the hood and swap out a new engine, or even change their own oil for that matter. Just like the average computer user has no desire to manually edit config files, or type complex commands into a console.

      There has to be a mix of power and simplicity to win on the desktop. Linux has the power, but the simplicity is a joke for the average and even better than average user. Apple proved it isn't impossible to make *nix friendly on the desktop to the average user. I hope Linux can catch up, and I honestly think it will. But only if people work on it, and accept all criticism from newbies as valid rather than trying to rationalize it away.

    2. Re:Just works? by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      interestingly enough, what did you say for "car"? is it supposed to get you from one place to another? why is it then that when you get into a car you don't just think of where you want to go and end up there? You have a ton of things to worry about: gears, speeds, direction. what for? a car should "just work"!

      Heaven forbid you bring up how complicated toasters are.

      First you have to decide which "slots" to use,
      then you have to perform a few feats of intuition to define how well toasted the bread is supposed to be,
      then you have to locate a lever and pull it to a point where it stays in place,
      then you have to sit around an wait with no hint of how long it will take,
      then after a surprise DING! in order to not be injured you have to wait for the bread to be cooled (why the toaster doesn't cool the toast automatically is beyond me, I should sue the mctoaster companies),
      then after all that you have the clean the toaster out and buy various poisons for all the creatures you have invited!

      This was just things going optimally! Imagine if the toaster was unplugged, or if the fridge, microwave and lights were all on the same "circuit" while you activated the toaster!

      And amazingly enough the toaster often is not compatible with everything you might want to insert into it.

      Toasters just aren't ready for prime time yet...

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  113. Incompatible Monitors by joeljones · · Score: 1

    I may be completely spoiled from too many years of using my Macintosh as a front end to numerous headless unix machines, but I don't understand the comment about incompatible monitors. Obviously, video cards have to have drivers. But how can a monitor be incompatible?

    1. Re:Incompatible Monitors by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      The clasic example of an "incompatible monitor" would be one for which the refresh rate was not supported by the video card. Usually this would only be a problem on 21" or larger fixed frequency monitors, but I don't know what monitor the history of this thread is refering to.

      Another way that a monitor could be incompatible is if it responds to the pnp enquiry with information indicating that it is monitor XYZ1504, for which the detection software has not compariable reference for. Either it would be too new, or just have too small of a market share to have an entry in the monitor database.

      Just a couple of ideas.

      -Rusty

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  114. You hungry? Well suck it up and eat this brick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure you can then write up a comment about how said brick did not fill you up right, but then I will comment on how a handfull of iron shot would not either. Still, I think the point was to say "this is my experience with Linux and what I want, being a clueless user." I see no merit in making excuses about MS. That thinking leads to us then emulating the BS by MS simply because we can always fall back on (Well, MS does it... and they did it first)

    How childish this group is... "Johnny stuck his finger in my eye... Johnny stuck his toe in my belly button... Johnny stuck his... hehehehe, nevermind Mrs. Crabapple"

  115. It's not a matter of lots of money by Jameth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In response to your wonder about why there would be a hundred ways of doing something in Linux:

    - It's made by developers for developers

    What's this mean? It means that it's made by people who care that they can be as productive as humanly possibly with the least effort humanly possible.

    So, why not one good interface?

    People work in different ways. If you're writing code, you want to use every niftty feature you usually do, and you want to do it the way you have always done so. That's why there's VIM and EMACS (May God smite all who use that ghastly creation) and KATE and CoolEdit and cat+touch and every other thing you can imagine.

    However, that doesn't excuse distributions. As far as I can tell, Distros add things that lots of people use. What they need to notice is that they can pitch all of the stuff that is only used by total Linux geeks. Why? Total Linux geeks know damn well how to './configure && make && make install' so they have every program out there at their fingertips.

    The main reason that Designers don't do work for Linux is Linux doesn't want them to, not money. In a lot of design environments you have this:
    Employee Type Coder gets instructions from Employee Type Designer and does them.
    If Employee Type Coder is confused or disagrees, it asks Employee Type Designer for clarification because it doesn't get to tell the designer what to do.

    In Linux you have this:
    Random Person Coder sees a design suggestion and says 'Great, so why don't you implement it?'
    Random Person Designer shrugs and walks off because he can't code that and he knows it.
    - or -
    Random Person Coder sees a design is, a bit confused, and has Random Person Designer try to explain it to him over e-mail and without any direct contact because they aren't physically co-located.

    I'm good at design, and can code a bit, but I can't code a quality program and I know it. But if I put a post on a mailing list, it'll get ignored if I don't contribute something else, especially if it disagrees with what is the current trend in the group and, guess what that group is a group of coders who doesn't know shit about design.

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    Man wrote fifteen thousand lines of code and got a seg-fault because he missed a paren.
    We've got a ways to go as far as programming languages are concerned.

    1. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by jbolden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think as a designer you could find ways to get involved. There are groups like http://www.freedesktop.org/, kde-artists, kde-look... which address issues of design. Sure designers are not given the same amount of power in open source that they often have in commercial applications. That doesn't mean though there aren't areas where their input is taken very seriously. QT interface builder does not require much coding to make changes to.

    2. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Osty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Putting

      - It's made by developers for developers

      and
      So, why not one good interface?

      together makes one wonder, what developers was (because like it or not, the various Linux distros are trying to target Joe Sixpack-type users these days) Linux trying to target? There are essentially three types of developers in the world, with variations on each:
      • The casual developer. This guy likes quick&dirty tools, because he's focused on getting the job done. RAD environments like VB or Delphi make it easy for this developer to get his work done with a minimum of fuss. He doesn't spend time thinking about development issues or reading books to learn esoteric (to him) ideas. He pops open his RAD environment with a specific goal, throws together a form that does something (reads data, munges it, spits it out on a form), and is done. I'd say this is the most common developer out there, and thus is why VB and Delphi are so popular. I'd say this group also includes your average sysadmin, if you consider scripting languages to be RAD tools.
      • The professional developer. This guy is competent, and likes a job well-done, but isn't obsessive-compulsive over having the cleanest or most elegant solution. He's usually writing code under deadline pressure, and it's more important that it works than that it's clean. These guys usually write in Java, .NET languages like C#, or C++, though they often use other languages like SQL or various scripting languages to support their work. The professional developer likes a good IDE, because it helps him get his job done, but he can get by without it holding his hand. He'll often buy books and learn new technologies. These guys are less common than the casual developer.
      • The hardcore. This includes researchers and the unix-style system programmers. It doesn't matter if it took ten years to ship their product so long as it's elegant and clean. They're obsessive-compulsive about their development environment, and will rage on and on over their choice of editors. These are the guys you'll find in protracted debates about emacs or vi, while everybody else is using neither. They like low-level languages, usually C though some use C++ without being ostracized. They're also fairly uncommon outside of a University setting.

      It seems to me that the last developer type is what Linux is targetting. Maybe it's a little short-sighted to target the least-common of developer types?

      Regardless, all of that is more or less a red herring today. As I mentioned above, nearly every distro is moving towards one of two things (or both, in the case of Redhat) -- they're targetting servers, or desktop users. The hardcore developers don't really matter, because they know how to get all the tools they need if they're not distributed with the system, like you mentioned. The other types are more or less ignored -- there's no real RAD solution under Linux other than Kylix, and there's no single, coherent object model or set of interfaces (I just re-purposed the word "interface", because while I know you meant "user interface", I think it should also apply to programming interfaces) for writing software (there's GNOME, KDE, GTK, Qt, GNUStep, etc, none of which are guaranteed to be available for any given end-user, so they either have to make a conscious choice to exclude potential customers, or take pains to make sure the neccessary depenedencies are available at install time).

    3. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by The_Dougster · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but if every Linux developer is hardcore, then there a lot more of us every day. IDE's suck anyways. They don't support autotools and how are you going to get your program to compile on every little architecture out there with out using the autotools? Don't give me the "X86" only thing because there are now probably 10-15 somewhat incompatible varieties of X86.
      For Debian at least, you can use GNOME, KDE, GTK, whatever you want because the package will pull in all the required libs when you go to install it. It's a no-brainer for the user, and not much more work for the developer either.

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    4. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Osty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IDE's suck anyways. They don't support autotools

      Perhaps you mean to say that current IDEs suck? What's stopping an IDE from integrating autotools support? I'd use it. I don't know how to use autoconf/automake (more from lack of caring than anything), but I think if an IDE made it easy for me, I would. As well, why does an IDE need to support autotools? There's no reason why you need to compile within an IDE. I spend probably 95% of my programming time writing code in an IDE but compiling it from the commandline. I don't use the IDE to compile, but I'm not going to switch to notepad because I like all the extra features I get from the various IDEs I like.


      Don't give me the "X86" only thing because there are now probably 10-15 somewhat incompatible varieties of X86.

      And unless you're writing assembly code, you're never (well, 99.5% of the time) going to see any of those differences. The compiler should take care of those small differences.


      For Debian at least, you can use GNOME, KDE, GTK, whatever you want because the package will pull in all the required libs when you go to install it. It's a no-brainer for the user, and not much more work for the developer either.

      And now you've got a debian-only distributable. People cry foul when someone like Oracle (for example) releases their product only for Redhat, but that's what developers are forced to do. Distributions are just too different for a developer to support more than one or two of them. I know there's the FSH, but filesystem standards aren't enough. Linux needs one standard interface for common functions, like ui for instance -- why do we need 50 different UI widget sets? pick one, whether it be gtk or qt or something else, and make it standard. You can be assured everybody with Linux will have that widget set, and so you can confidently write against it without having to add another dependency to your project. Dependencies suck. Look at trying to compile GNOME by hand. You have to track down a metric pantload of different libraries before you can even get the core installed. Yes, package managers make that easier, but there's another problem -- we've got deb, rpm, tgz, and whatever else, and even within those things are different. An rpm for Redhat may or may not install on SuSE or Mandrake, and vice versa.


      The point here is that without having some guarantee of what will be available to every end-user (not that they can get it, but that they already have it), few developers but the hardcore will target Linux because they either have to give up potential users or write to the least common denominator (ie, write directly to X for UI work). The former costs potential profits, and the latter is simply way too expensive (not to mention that it's usually only the hardcore that have that kind of knowledge, anyway). Testing for multiple distributions adds major complexity. Text matrices are already huge given the variety of hardware developers need to support. Adding in tests for every distro (multiply the costs of testing by a factor of N, for N distros), and for each distro they have to test scenarios where various optional components are not installed that the software requires. It's a mess, and Linux will have a hard time gaining ISVs if it doesn't do anything about it. Windows isn't better by much (though it's getting there with the death of the Win9x line), but it's still better.

    5. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's made by developers for developers

      OK fine. Then why all this "Linux for the masses" BS? Keep your O/S and stop dehumanzing Windows users.

    6. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by yalu · · Score: 1

      (quote) why do we need 50 different UI widget sets? pick one, whether it be gtk or qt or something else, and make it standard. You can be assured everybody with Linux will have that widget set, and so you can confidently write against it without having to add another dependency to your project. Dependencies suck. Look at trying to compile GNOME by hand. You have to track down a metric pantload of different libraries before you can even get the core installed. Yes, package managers make that easier, but there's another problem -- we've got deb, rpm, tgz, and whatever else, and even within those things are different. An rpm for Redhat may or may not install on SuSE or Mandrake, and vice versa. (/quote)

      About "pick one": there is no point in that; I use them all concurrently without problems.

      About compiling gnome by hand: What kind of a fool does it take to want to do this? Compiling should be restricted to applications (not libraries!) which aren't covered by the distributions.

      About compatibility: Yes, I also don't understand why an app compiled for version x of library foo won't work with a slightly different version of library foo, even if they're compatible on source level. Look at tucows: a great deal of the apps you find there will run on anything from Windoys 95 to Me over nt4 to Xp. Why this isn't the case on Linux, I wouldn't know.

    7. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work on hardware and software projects and I've never met a good professional developer who was not obsessive compulsive about the state of his code. I've never met a manager who let him be. We don't always deliver on time, but the code is always clean. If you deliver sloppy code on time, you will not deliver a sufficiently bug-free product that will cause the customer to pay his contractually obligated $$$ on time. I learned this the hard way, but it is true.

      All our developers use Solaris or Linux, even though our corporate computer dolts require windoze. We often have to go well out of our way to get a *nix box. We have wide range of ages, from the lowest (me) at 26 to the oldest at 57, median at about 38. It just plain gets the job done faster and than the equivalent Windows tools. We have long protracted ebates about emacs and vi, although I personally use Pico. We hate universities, research, researchers and anything that results in someone writing a white paper, journal article, conference presentation or consulting with people who have the degree of PhD.

    8. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Osty · · Score: 1

      About "pick one": there is no point in that; I use them all concurrently without problems.

      You missed the point. I don't care that you can use them all concurrently. I want to be guaranteed that the widget set I target will be on the users system without me having to distribute it, and without them having to do anything extra. Thus, pick one or two, and have every distro include them.


      About compiling gnome by hand: What kind of a fool does it take to want to do this? Compiling should be restricted to applications (not libraries!) which aren't covered by the distributions.

      See the discussion about short-comings and incompatibilities among package managers. GNOME was an example, but it can apply to applications as well -- if my application uses libraries you don't have, then you need to get those libraries before you can use my application. I could distribute those libraries (bad idea), or I could reinvent the wheel once again to remove the dependency (another bad idea). The proper solution is to standardize on some set of libraries for common functions that would guarantee that my application has what it needs (note: esoteric libraries are the exception -- I'm fine taking a dependency on something like a high-level mathematics library, because I don't expect every system to have that. I am not willing to take a dependency on some ui widget set because that should be standard across distros. I don't want to have to worry about whether or not my users have GTK, QT, or if they've only installed TK and nothing more).


    9. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by xdroop · · Score: 1
      It seems to me that the last developer type is what Linux is targetting. Maybe it's a little short-sighted to target the least-common of developer types?

      Who's doing the bulk of the writing this?... are you seriously wondering why they scratch their own itches first?

      Most of the noise about Linux being a platform for world domination is just that, noise. If you have a complaint, either fix it or find another solution.

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      you should read everything on the internet as if it had "but I'm probably talking out of my ass" appended to it.
    10. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by Osty · · Score: 1

      Most of the noise about Linux being a platform for world domination is just that, noise. If you have a complaint, either fix it or find another solution.

      I don't give a crap about the "Wurld Domeenashun" crowd. It's the Redhats and IBMs that are driving Linux as a platform (and not as a kernel) towards wider acceptance on the server and on the workstation. Your "fix it or go away" mindset is what's working against these companies trying to get wider mindshare for Linux. For every IBM out there, there are literally thousands of you. The odds are against them, and that's a problem. For me, I've found another platform. I don't use Linux on the desktop, and won't be any time soon. As well, I don't do Linux development (unless you count the small bit of php I do for my personal site) because of the issues I raised above. I won't be doing any Linux programming, either, until a majority of the problems I brought up are satisfactorily solved (effectively, that means it's highly unlikely I'll ever do any professional Linux programming, or even widely-distributed personal projects). I'm not in a position where I can effect those changes, so your "put up or shut up" argument carries no weight.

    11. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money by yalu · · Score: 1
      The proper solution is to standardize on some set of libraries for common functions that would guarantee that my application has what it needs (note: esoteric libraries are the exception -- I'm fine taking a dependency on something like a high-level mathematics library, because I don't expect every system to have that.

      There would be an endless debate on what should be in a standard distro. You would end up with this distro thinking gtk was standard (Redhat anyone? :) ) and another that qt is the way to do (Lycoris pe) so sou actually wouldn't gain anything, except for each distro having a bigger default install.

      What is needed imho is an even better handling of dependencies as we have now. If a user has to install a program now, s/he has to install an rpm which may or may not run on his system (compatibility...), or compile from source, eat through tons of errors and hunt for header files.

      Maybe an extra application could do the work of resolving depedencies on the fly while compiling? I think about something like this: an app that calls ./configure scripts and catches all the requests for header files from auto*/gcc/whatever; if it exists on the system, find; if it doesn't, look up which package the file belongs to (using some sort of database à la apt-file, for those who use Debian), install it, give it to the script.

      Hmmm. It seems something like that allready exists: auto-apt. Looks interesting, I'll let you know how it works...

  116. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paris. Until when can you be here? I can pick you up at the airport.

  117. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans are brought up to define themselves by comparison to icons. A threat to the idea that the "American icon is best" is a threat to their illusion of definition of the self through superimposition, and hence a threat to the American self.

    Your life did not work out because you can never achieve the American icon that he strives for. I would not fret; you must sacrifice your empathy for this achievement.

  118. The hardware market... by Azureflare · · Score: 1

    is still entirely oriented towards Windows computers. Everything is specifically designed (by the companies) to work...for windows. Not for linux. The fact that linux can get itself to work with so many different configurations without a lot of vendor support is frankly astonishing. Imagine windows, without the hardware market to support it. It'd be dead in the water. If linux got proper support from vendors (i.e. hardware support *cough* HP Scanjet anyone? *Cough*) it would be a much cleaner experience for a newbie. Mandrake 9.1 improved the install a LOT, and the nice fonts are definately an improvement over 9.0. So, of course, take her review with a grain of salt...She's using old distros, when linux is something constantly evolving. Windows has a completely different product design than linux does, with it's pros and cons.

  119. Some help. by Erris · · Score: 1
    You say, "Take my word for it, I'm a seriously fucking technical guy ... let's keep Linux stable and robust for hard core needs."

    I say, it works easier if you unplug the power and use vasoline.

    Oh yeah, about free software. It's far more transparent than something that I can't tweek. Ease of use is comming and it won't disturb stablity at all. An excellent example of that is the program "abcde". Linux on the desktop rocks. Once you get it configured or, gasp, pay someone to do it for you.

    The one thing all your problems have in common is you.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  120. Co-incidence - I'm trying to get RH V8 up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this weekend - it won't recognize my modem, even after I surfed all day Saturday to find the RPM for the chipset used in the modem. The books on the shelf don't even have index entries for "modem dialing" - I can get the GUI (Gnome? i guess) to work, and I can read from the CD, and I know a little about the file structures. I like OpenOffice OK, but...that isn't the whole world, folks.

    Come on, folks, I've used VAXs, Amdahls, IBM mainframes with multiple OSs (MVS, VM/CMS, etc.), DOS, Windows 3, 3.1 95, 98, 2000, Novell, PDP-8s and PDP-11s back in the 1970s, I got my degree (BSCS) back in 1984 and RedHat has got me beat!

    I'm going back to work, and I'll be using Oracle 8i and 9i, Pl.SQL, XML, Powerbuilder, C, Java, WebSphere, Eclipse and NOT Linux. If I can't get it installed and running over a single weekend, it isn't worth wasting the CD blanks downloading it, much less the connect time!

    Let me know when it works, guys, and I'll try it again. But don't call me until you're sure it works! And her article is right ON!

    JR

  121. why bother, but I will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's an awful lot of responsibility resting on the shoulders of developers. You are approaching the issue with the mentality that:

    "Developers work for end-users of software and therefore if an end-user has any problem with a piece of software, the developer should adjust the software and be greatful that the user gave even the vaguest hint that there was a problem with the software."
    If you read that into the post then I am sorry. In fact I never did mention anything of the sort but you seem to be yourself a binary machine. After all, you present one extreme and anyone else pointing out that flaw in logic is thusly the extreme opposite end.

    As for the AC post I think that was covered as well but perhaps you are one of those who decides that when you can't argue with facts or insight you must then resort to "you mispelled 'their' you dumbass" and go about your merry weigh. (get that? good)

    Now, with that said... I just want to say that I understand your frustration completely. However I am just saying that if you really look at it you are giving the wrong impression of Linux and its developers to the end users out there. You don't owe them anything more than they owe you. Mutual respect and cooperation raise the bar so that you both "owe" each other. Catch them flies with honey and all that

  122. Busted! by NoData · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take my word for it, I'm a seriously fucking technical guy. I offer as further evidence the fact that I'm posting to Slashdot on the Linux holy war at 9pm on a Saturday night.

    By your own admition: Saturday night, posting to Slashdot.

    You may be a technical guy, but c'mon, you aren't seriously fucking. Anything.

  123. Me too! by 3seas · · Score: 1

    I too have had trouble installing Linux though I haven't tried installing lots of different distribution and versions.

    I too have had trouble installing windows...

    It crosses my mind that perhaps most of my frustration in windows is in using the software.

    Perhaps I just haven't used Linux enough to find this frustration in use.

    At any rate, windows is a closed system and that means most all people can't do much about fixing things. Linux on the other hand is an open system and that means it's fixable....

    That is ... this installation problem is fixable.

    What is needed is a methodology, an approach, a consistant and agreed upon way to do things like install and upgrade/add/delete packages.

    What is Linux but a kernel and software packages..... running on and controlling various hardware elements. Perhaps having to handle more than one user and their individual settings...

    Rather than different distributions doing things differently there should be an effort to add differences to something like a database that is accessed for such installations, etc..

    consistancy counts lots towards user ease of use and upgrading ability.

    It'd be wonderful to be able to upgrade or crossgrade to another distro/version without concern of messing things up royal.

  124. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yea our poor people even live better than most of the world... still doesn't mean there isn't room for improvement...

  125. Buy a NEWER computer! by cenonce · · Score: 1

    If this is a real users and not some set-up by a journalist then I really gotta wonder what she expects from life in general! I can't imagine that she calls tech support (at work, for a product she bought, whatever) and starts off the conversation with "Hey, Shreiking Geek! Fix my computer!". Does she roll into the service station with a flat tire and say "Hey, Grease Monkey! Change my tire... and be quick about it!! Frankly, if my momma knew I talked to support staff that way, she'd (rightfully) smack me silly!

    I'm new to Linux, but the only time I had trouble with installs is with old hardware (a Dell 4100CX) and distros (Slackware and Debian) that, after thirty seconds of research on the distro's website, I found the warnings that it was for advanced Linux users. The fact that these distros even give me the option to install Linux on an old laptop with no CD drive is a testament to the developers. Do ya think I could install XP on that laptop, or OS X on a Mac II?

    Every other version of Linux... which I'll admit has only been YDL 2.3 on a Lombard PB and a 9600 and Red Hat 8.0 (and now 9.0) on my home built AMD PCs... has been trouble free. Red Hat 8.0 and 9.0 have to be the most user friendly OS installs (behind OS X) that I have ever seen (and I've had my share of Winblows installs (3.11 through ME). No! Printing didn't work right out of the install, but it doesn't with OS X either! And ya know, sometimes you may actually have to open the Prefs panel and select a modem script or a screen resolution!!! Yeah, I've complained on /. before about some of the odd interfaces with Linux desktops and the multiple installs of GUIs (KDE and Gnome) and software (KOffice, Open Office, Kate, AbiWord) for newbies , but ya can't beat "free" (as in the cost of the 3 CD-Rs to burn the ISOs!) with all that Linux gives you!

    Here's some advice: buy a newer used computer! What the heck do they pay "technical writers" anyway!?! Heck, I see Dell desktops with 7 - 900 mhz PIIIs for 300 bucks!

    Asking any OS to install on old outdated hardware is asking for the impossible

    -A

    1. Re:Buy a NEWER computer! by 3seas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Here's some advice: buy a newer used computer! What the heck do they pay "technical writers" anyway!?! Heck, I see Dell desktops with 7 - 900 mhz PIIIs for 300 bucks!"

      That's not a solution, only a bad trade off.

      What you call old systems are not that old and they are still working hardware.

      Perhaps I shouldn't say this as alot of the systems I have now are from others tossing them away as they "upgrade their system hardware".

      And it is this hardware that I'm looking to find software to make them useful in terms of today.

      with some shrugs as to why things didn't work and now do.... I installed College Linux DM on an IBM aptiva 266Mhz...... haven't tested modem or printer yet, but the sound card works.... don't know about playing CDs yet... not to mention burning any...

      I suspect things like multi-user issues contribute to complexities that many if not most desktops users don't really need to have to deal with. As such there really should be a distro that is for a single user system...

      Another OS I'm looking at as a free and open source based system is AROS which I hope in time will become a single user system of choice by those supporting such free and open source software. As a clone of the Amiga OS and my experience with the Amiga OS.... a small robust multi-tasking easy to use OS is greatly needed.

      Even better is the possibility to use such an OS hosted on a GNU complete system (The Hurd core) as a user space OS that can IPC tap into the resources of the GNU system.....

      But still...... Working hardware is worth throwing out only when it breaks..... not when software leading edge makes it slower...

      There really is a problem with computer component landfill pollution...

      In any event people don't like throwing out what is still working and if you can install software that make the hardware useful still....

      To be able to easily install Linux in a manner that is useful only means spreading linux not only freely but upon hardware that is either free or damn well near it... more so than $300 cheap...

  126. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "work out" was an assesment of European "civilization" as a collective, just as the original post criticized the collective ability of Americans to go to school and get medical treatment.

    As a collective, European "civilization" has been a trainwreck, especially in the last 100 years. You had ethnic cleansing there just 5 years ago. Just 15 years ago you had electric fences keeping people trapped inside police states. This is the collective failure that I'm talking about.

    However, you and your overabundance of "empathy" would find this hard to understand.

  127. quick! by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 1

    we better all get on this and make free alternatives to MS better and faster before... uhh... before... before we get bored and make the robots do it for us.

    seriously -- why do we have to hurry? it'll be nice to sleeze up all slow and then wake up one day and the world is ours. ;)

    --
    Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
  128. Copyright notice USA specific by wayne.hoobler · · Score: 1

    The fact that it can be freely copied isn't going to 'save' Linux. Looking on the title page to my copy of 'J.V. Stalin- Works Volume 7, 1925' I don't see a copyright there either. Just 'Foreign Languages Publishing House, Moscow, 1954'. No copyright.

    It doesn't matter that there isn't a copyright notice. The requirement of copyright notice is specific to USA before 1980 or something. If the work comes from another country their rules apply to you because of international conventions.

    Except if Soviet Union had the same unusual condition for copyright protection, which I don't know.

  129. My opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I'm not a Linux fan at all but the person who wrote that has to be a complete moron!
    I'm not a Linux fan cause I don't 'hate' windows or anything non-linux and mainly because I like *BSD's development model better, the less restrictive open soruce license and cleanlyness.

    I used to use Linux back in the days of slackware 3.x... or was it 2.x? - until I discovered FreeBSD and then OpenBSD.

    Most Linux users find OpenBSD to be too hard but the more intelligent ones actually see that it's 100 times better in all respects! For someone not to be able to install some of the many hundred over fragmented non-standard linux distros now'a days has to be a complete idiot!

    Oh, and that person is still using Win95! WTF if up with that? I'd be surprised if her computer has bootable CDROM support in BIOS and even more than 8M RAM. 8M no enough for Linux now'a days,
    but good for cleaner OS's such as *BSD.

    Just my $0.02.

    - Linux, for those who hate Windows or pretend to hate windows and still use it.
    - *BSD for those love UNIX.

  130. you don't get it... by alizard · · Score: 1
    All of what you're saying is irrelevant to the home user who can't get in-person help from a Linux ubergeek when anything out of the ordinary goes wrong with the install or the peripheral set is the least bit unusual.

    The installations you discuss where things work for end users are done by professionals with in-house technical support.

    Assuming reasonably current (let's say P2-400 or later) machines, only MS seriously disputes that an enterprise-wide install of Linux of an ordinary office productivity environment onto locked-down machines can't be made to work and work very well.

    Just about anyone can install Windows 98SE by simply loading the CD and going with defaults, and chances are, just about everything will work.

    In the Linux environment, "It Just Works" is an empty promise. I've been working with my dual boot setup for months and it still can't find the parallel port printer or scanner, the printer is connected through a Startech parallel port card that features Red Hat 7.3 Linux compatility. I'm running Red Hat 8.0 and it does NOT run despite serious attempts by tech support to assist.

    While I think these problems will be solved, I think this will only happen because IBM and HP, etc. will spend the money needed to pay professional programmers to write the improved installation software. Since their other choice is being 0wn3d by MS, the billions will be spent.

    From the "blame the victim" crap I see here, the Open Source community has neither the interest or I suspect, the technical ability to make a Linux install work on the average as well as a install of a pre-XP Windows OS. All I'm asking is... something that can be installed by a reasonably knowledgable user (I could use a Linux command line before I started, and I'm using nano instead of vi just like always) install, more or less usual environment, no assistance.

  131. this IS an April 1st JOKE right? ora troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a technical writer who is STILL using Win95?
    please troll, go away

  132. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to break it to you, but a Renault is not a nice car. Neither is a Citroen. Hauh Hauh Hauh!

  133. Hmmm... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that she's overstating her tech-savviness. I sympatise with her problems - it wasn't that easy for me to get Linux up and running back in the mid '90s, since I had a machine that was assembled solely with Windows in mind. That said, I managed it without having to load and discard 6 or more distributions to do so. If all she wants is a basic point-and-shoot system for simple WP, there's not much point in abandoning win95 if it does what she needs.

    1. Re:Hmmm... by flatus · · Score: 1

      What got me was when she said that she did not type very well. I have to question how a writer who needs a computer for her job has gone this long without learning to type.

  134. machinist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you stand around all day at a milling machine punching numbers into mastercam to figure out angles dimensions for threads? Sounds pretty easy to me.

  135. I don't get it by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    I didn't have a hard time getting up to speed on Linux, and it was my second OS (I had used Win95 for about 3-4 months before that - I don't count the Tandy I used as a kid). I have talked three or four personal friends into using Linux, and none of them had any problems using it either. Hell, one even learned how to recompile the kernel in like 2 days to get his NIC to work (granted he is a network engineer, but the Cisco IOS is damned different then bash). I have installed Linux on three or four small business networks, and the workers there never really had a problem learning. The only hardware I could never get to work was an old SMC ISA NIC.

    My personal experience with Linux is vastly contradictory to the negative narratives offerred by many people on the web. I suppose that myself and those that I talked into using Linux were just remarkably lucky. Or maybe we just had common sense and knew how to RTFM.

    Besides, this kind of story is lost on most Slashdot readers. Alot of us have been on the helpdesk and/or been LAN techs. We know that the average user doesn't learn how to use an OS, they learn howto use applications. I was a tech on a network that had Mac, Unix, Linux, and Windows users. All of them complained in equal amounts and had their share of problems. What else is new?

  136. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by sheldon · · Score: 1

    "(Never mind that Windows makes it harder than it should be to install one.) "

    How so? I have a Lexmark Optra E312L. I plug it in, Windows XP recognizes it. Pretty nice $299 laser printer, even takes EDO SIMMs for memory upgrade.

    If I want more advanced control I go out to Lexmark's website and download the latest drivers. The E312L handles Postscript, and if I install Print Services for Unix I can print to it from my Sparcstation.

    Really not that difficult, I don't understand what your problem is.

  137. similar experience by siliconwafer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had an experience similar to hers.

    The first command I ever ran on my Linux box was "rm -rf /", as root of course. This was on Slackware 2.0. I was taking the advice of some people on IRC, in #linux on EFnet, and supposedly that command was "the one" to run. What a mistake that was.

    That was my first, and last Linux installation. Don't get me wrong, I've tried to install other flavors of Linux since then, multiple times. Never been successful though. Mandrake installer would always freeze, or something wouldn't go right with the distro of choice at the time. Funny how FreeBSD has installed every time with no problems, and is remarkably stable.

    In the end, I bought a Mac. I'm suprised that hasn't been mentioned more, as many comments are discussing Windows vs Linux. Try a Mac running OS X. Awesome GUI, very powerful, and stable. What more would you want?

    1. Re:similar experience by Remlik · · Score: 0

      Hardware I can configure.

      Hardware I can afford.

      To not be reliant on one company for every aspect of my computer.

      --
      Apple free since 1990!
  138. I stopped reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I saw she was testing SuSE 7.1.

    I mean, how freaking old is that already? I'll bet Debian stable is more current! (Not that I'm going to check.)

  139. Lost Credibility by dmadole · · Score: 1

    I pretty much stopped reading shortly after hitting the following, as the author lost all credibility at this point:

    Note: Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route. I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete.

    This is nothing more than a transparent attempt to pander to the anti-Microsoft crowd. Karma whoring, if you will.

    Every one of the systems described is better than the minimum requirements for Windows XP Professional.

    The author is whacked if they think it is going to be easier to get working drivers for their crappy hardware under Linux than Windows-anything, even XP.

    I'm no lover of Microsoft or their products, but whipping out unfounded bashing in a supposedly technical article doesn't help anyone's cause.

    And I'm guessing that's not the author's real name...

    Tsu Dho Nimh?

    Sounds an awful lot like "pseudonym" when you say it, eh?

  140. Windows 95 PC in 2002? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those...er...oh...oh yeah. Nevermind.

  141. I Couldn't Care Less by nathanh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was reading the article right up to this:

    Well, you shrieking geeks...

    And then I switched off. I really couldn't care less whether she uses Linux or not. She's not the sort of person who is worth fighting for. How can anybody act so ungraciously when a community gives her a free gift of software, a free gift of their time, and a free gift of their knowledge, all with the goal of HELPING her? She can go pay for new hardware and Windows XP and avoid having to deal with all those "shrieking geeks".

    If this lady is the sort of person that will be attracted to Linux if Linux is made easier to use then I think the current situation is fine. Keep Linux hard to use because that will keep these ungrateful brats away from Linux. Any valid improvements she might suggest are irrelevant if those improvements result in more users like her. She obviously considers herself to be a better person than the "geeks". I think the situation is exactly the opposite. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    1. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by EllF · · Score: 2
      Parent deserves being moderated up.

      The most frustrating part about these articles is that they aren't productive, in any way -- a person who has been given a free set of tools and all the resources they'd conceivably need to help maintain and improve them bitches that said tools don't do exactly what they want.

      Perhaps we as a community are somewhat at fault for trying to shoehorn Linux into a desktop role (although consider the alternatives, which are often insecure, buggy, and expensive), but regardless, singing and dancing about how bad Linux is without offering to be helpful -- or worse, stereotyping those of us who run it and then adding injury to insult by calling us "shrieking geeks" is no better than any other troll.

      Sigh. It's a user's world, and that just sucks -- the user mentality is as digusting as it is pervasive, whether you're talking about computers, politics, economics, or any other major aspect of modern life.

      --
      We who were living are now dying
      With a little patience
    2. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by j_f_chamblee · · Score: 1

      If this lady is the sort of person that will be attracted to Linux if Linux is made easier to use then I think the current situation is fine. Keep Linux hard to use because that will keep these ungrateful brats away from Linux.,

      ......sooooo, I guess it is safe for us to assume that your livelihood does not depend on Linux gaining marketshare in the desktop category?

      --
      The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. -Richard Feynman
    3. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by vivIsel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have provided a fabulous example of why, at this rate, Linux will NEVER become a mainstream OS, and will never recieve the benefits of being one.

      If developers (or users, for that matter) mantain a screw-the-newbies attitude, the OS is going to reflect that. How can an OS be user-friendly and easy to install if the people who are its (few, comparatively) advocates figure that the people who don't "get it" can just go back to Windows.

      Imagine what the situation would be like if the government stopped giving Social Security benefits to people who weren't grateful for it (protesters? (; ). Imagine Ari Fliescher saying,

      "Clearly, they don't understand what a great deal they're getting so they can just pack their bags and MOVE OUT! If they're going to be so rude lets keep these ungrateful brats away from the United States."

      Of course, it's an extreme and rather amusing example, if I do say so myself. But regardless of the aptness of the comparison I find your comments strange for a person who evidently uses Linux and probably would benefit from and be pleased by improvements to the OS that undeniably would come with mainstream acceptance.

      It's like all those lower-middle-class republicans voting against their own economic interests because they're pro-life or something social like that. It doesn't make sense to vote yourself into poverty over an ideal like that. Vote yourself into prosperity and then do your lobbying.

      Oops. I couldn't help it. I slipped..I find it hard to avoid political commentary.

      Another thing that gave me pause about your post is the whole "gift" idea. It's great that the community has put so much work into a product. But if the community can't take criticism the product (or do you consider it a "gift," and not a product?) won't improve very quickly and won't gain a user base so fast either. You also fail to notice that she PAID for the software she got. Notice the comments about the box for Linux for Windows? Nice gift the community's given her of functionality at a reasonable price, eh? Redhat Professional? SuSE Professional? Lycoris? That doesn't look like much of a gift to me. It looks like a big hole in her pocket.

      Not to mention that your post is far more pugnacious (and far less helpful) than her article, complete with "shrieking geeks" reference. If you look in context, she's not being so much accusatory as you are. One would think that slashdot readers, from what I see in the comments, would be used to such talk (to the point of thinking that it's fairly benign!) by now. Furthermore, her article is actually very productive. Imagine--what a newbie she is! In fact, I'd make the case for her being a perfect newbie! She documents meticulously what she wants out of the operating system, how it failed to meet her needs and, what's more, what should be changed! Not to mention that she has seemingly inhuman persistence! If I were mandrake, or redhat, or Lycoris, (or...ad nauseam) I'd hire her away from her current job as a tester. Or maybe not...but you get the idea. Your comments just serve to insult and degrade the user base which is exactly what Linux doesn't need.

      Phew. That was intense. Have a nice day.

    4. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by nathanh · · Score: 1

      Bingo!

    5. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by nathanh · · Score: 1
      If developers (or users, for that matter) mantain a screw-the-newbies attitude, the OS is going to reflect that. How can an OS be user-friendly and easy to install if the people who are its (few, comparatively) advocates figure that the people who don't "get it" can just go back to Windows.

      I don't maintain a "screw-the-newbies" attitude. I maintain a "screw-the-ingrates" attitude. There's a difference between saying "thanks, but it's not what I want" and saying "it's so crap and you guys are all shrieking geeks".

      Another thing that gave me pause about your post is the whole "gift" idea. It's great that the community has put so much work into a product. But if the community can't take criticism the product (or do you consider it a "gift," and not a product?) won't improve very quickly and won't gain a user base so fast either.

      Any article that contains the phrase "shrieking geeks" is not criticism in the constructive sense. It is bitching. Plain and simple. She wants help but she wants to be a bitch too? No thanks. She can get screwed.

      Your comments just serve to insult and degrade the user base which is exactly what Linux doesn't need.

      What nonsense. If people have such thin skins then they are hardly well adapted for this world.

    6. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by codefungus · · Score: 1

      AMEN brothuman

      I hate articles that end up saying, "I'll use Linux if you make it like Windows". or "Is Linux ready for the desktop (I'm using Windows as a bench-mark)"

      I hate windows. It's not fun. Linux is fun. Don't make linux not fun...

      or i kee u!

      --
      -- A cat is no trade for integrity!
    7. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by vivIsel · · Score: 1

      Any article that contains the phrase "shrieking geeks" is not criticism in the constructive sense. It is bitching. Plain and simple. She wants help but she wants to be a bitch too? No thanks. She can get screwed.
      If you can get past a single, arguably inflammatory comment, you'll notice that the article is an in-depth treatment of the trials and tribulations for a newbie installing Linux on ancient hardware. It's not bitching--it's an attempt to qualify an experience by benchmarks (i.e. the windows experience) that you may not like but, like it or not, the world works by. That the experience didn't go so well is by no means her fault. In fact--she's right! Installation and use should be easy and to stop reading or discount the article on the weight of a jibe like that shows a tad bit of running from reality. If the Linux community cannot respond to criticism like this (and I shudder to think of this apparently terrible insult when compared to some of the incendiary comments thrown at MS these days) I fear for its future.
      What nonsense. If people have such thin skins then they are hardly well adapted for this world.
      Who has the thin skin, I wonder? Is it the confused newbie, the one who has concern for the future of Linux, or the one who gets hot and bothered by a harmless adjective? Hmmmm....
    8. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by nathanh · · Score: 1
      It's not bitching--it's an attempt to qualify an experience by benchmarks (i.e. the windows experience) that you may not like but, like it or not, the world works by. That the experience didn't go so well is by no means her fault.

      Oh what nonsense. If you took your head out of the sand you'd see that she used 7 year old hardware - hardware she admitted that Windows XP wouldn't work with - but she expected Linux to work perfectly. Then she took 18 months, used a dozen different distros, and refused to use the help that was offered because it was "on a website". She never wanted help. She wanted an excuse to complain. You're deluding yourself if you think otherwise.

      And what's this bullshit about "benchmarks"? Installing Windows XP would be a benchmark. She made no such comparison. The whole article is completely flawed. You are defending a nonsense with more nonsense. Ironic, perhaps. Useful, no.

    9. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      And you think everybody would be better off if the users keep up with their screw-the-developers give-ME-ME-ME-what-I-want-for-free attidude? Dude, go read a book about human relationships. A lot of Linux developers are not commercial developers.

      "But if the community can't take criticism the product (or do you consider it a "gift," and not a product?)"

      There's a big difference between constructive critism and destructive critism/flames/trolls. This "article" is destructive.
      It's just like all those people who flood me with bug reports with "it doesn't work. fix it". Great, so it doesn't work for you. It does work for me. Now what do I do? Hack into your box just so I can reproduce the problem and maybe find a solution for it?

      Again: destructive critism like this article (and many others) are useless.

      "Redhat Professional? SuSE Professional? Lycoris? That doesn't look like much of a gift to me. It looks like a big hole in her pocket."

      Exactly. So if you have a problem and have nothing constructive to offer, then send your critism to them. They are the professionals here. You pay them, not us. So unless you have some useful information that allows us, volunteer developers, to fix your problem, either be quiet or send your destructive critism to RedHat/Mandrake/SuSE/OtherCompany.

      The point is, the users are beginning to abuse and disrespect the developers so badly, that the developers would rather WANT Linux to never succeed on the desktop than that users keep flaming them every day for their voluntary work.

      Try imagining yourself as a volunteer Windows developer. What would you think if people keep flaming and demanding things from you? There's only so much you can do voluntarily until you hit the "fsck them, this is MY free time and MY life"-border.

    10. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by Gaber · · Score: 1
      "I was reading the article right up to this:
      Well, you shrieking geeks...
      And then I switched off. I really couldn't care less whether she uses Linux or not. She's not the sort of person who is worth fighting for."

      And now you've just held yourself up as an example of exactly the sort of "shrieking geek" she was talking about.

      -Gabe
    11. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by SilentStrike · · Score: 1

      Not helpful? How about documenting every problem she encountered.

      "a person who has been given a free set of tools and all the resources they'd conceivably need to help maintain and improve them bitches that said tools don't do exactly what they want. "

      So basically, free software sucks, but it might not if you dedicate years to learning how to fix it. That's sounds like a mentatality I'd want to adopt for something that I'd want to adopt for something that is just a tool.

      She gave numerous problems she had which prevented her from adopting the operating system for her day to day usage, I don't think this is a bad thing.

    12. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by EllF · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "So basically, free software sucks [...]"

      I don't see free software as sucking. I think it's excellent, personally. You'll notice that I made no judgements along this line in my original post, because they're just opinions. Opinions about quality are rarely defensible.

      "She gave numerous problems she had which prevented her from adopting the operating system for her day to day usage [...]

      To make another quality judgement, the article in question was offensive. That's what irked me. I'd be willing to look past it if it was something novel or useful -- "hey, here's a bunch of insights no one's had before, perhaps this will help you guys who are doing a massive amount of work for free, for my benefit as a user?" Unfortunately for the author, that's not the case. Whining about how free software isn't easy enough/full featured enough for you is kind of like masturbating. You might feel good doing it, but ultimately you haven't accomplished anything, and you've made a mess.

      You can either use free software, where you can both contact developers and ask them to implement something you want, and if they're unresponsive, implement what you'd like to see yourself, or you can use closed-source software, and be at the relative whim of the companies who make up that world. Those of us in the free software world made our choice -- we said, "Ok, forget about overpaying for things we don't like or want, we'll do it ourselves!"

      What boggles the mind is that there are people unwilling to do much more than bitch at us for writing code they're free to do anything they like with, but they feel compelled to make as much noise as they can about how horrible it is that their experience with the alternative to closed-code isn't exactly what they want it to be.

      "Shrieking geeks", indeed.

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    13. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by nathanh · · Score: 1
      And now you've just held yourself up as an example of exactly the sort of "shrieking geek" she was talking about.

      Wow! What a towering intellect. I can see you took a long time to think of that witty retort. Maybe I should futureproof myself against your devastating putdowns by prefacing all future posts with "anybody who disagrees with me is an idiot". Because in essence that's exactly what Tsu Doh Numb did; she poisoned the water *precisely* for that easy retort that you jumped on. You're lame for even using it. Everybody else saw it but only you were desperate enough to use it.

    14. Re:I Couldn't Care Less by Gaber · · Score: 1

      There are ways to disagree with the article and the author without getting up on a soapbox and pulling out the "we're too generous, they're too ungrateful" rhetoric. You clearly couldn't find one, which is why I posted the reply I did. You're the example of the zealot that gives Linux users a bad name in the non-Linux-using world.

      -Gabe

  142. half assed try by Wehesheit · · Score: 0

    Step1: download the linux iso's and don't pay for support step2: whine and complain when theres no support to help you Step3: get your half assed biased article posted on OS NEws step4: Profit!! If she seriously put an effort into trying like she claims, she should have PURCHASED support, all of those problems were easily solved with just a phone call.

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  143. Re:Article Summary - TROLL ALERT by evil_roy · · Score: 0

    She is technically inept. Her claims are false on both levels - her writing is also poor. I'm betting she is on work experience.

    Nice troll article though, just enough nuances to get posted, but a troll none the less.

  144. Right by arvindn · · Score: 2, Funny

    After a few paragraphs of whining that she couldn't play CDs she finally reveals that it was because the volume was set to zero. I know, this is a newbie and we aren't supposed to flame her and everything, but really, I have to ask if a person who doesn't think of increasing the volume if she can't hear sound should be using any kind of computer at all.

  145. Mandrake all.anything by Jameth · · Score: 1

    I've yet to try a Mandrake and find it truly goo.d It's very consistently almost good, but that just doesn't cut the mustard. It's Config tools look neat, but aren't that easy to use or reliable. I often needed to edit config files by hand (which I'm fine with, but shouldn't need to do).

    I'd think the better question to the original poster is, have you ever tried running Office2k under CrossOver Office? It loads and runs faster under Linux than it does under windows (No, seriously, I've tried it a lot of times on my system). For that matter, Explorer also runs faster, as do most things which Do Run. The biggest problem is Never speed, it is usually just the existence of the application, and most Microsoft Apps run fine.

    The only reason I don't use Linux exclusively is because I can't get Streamline / Illustrator / Photoshop / Dreamweaver / Premier / Flash / Freehand / Font-o-Grapher running under Linux, nor is there an alternative for any of them (Well, Dreamweaver can be replaced by Quanta or VIM, but don't you dare say The GIMP deserves to be recognized as even beginning to start entering competition with Photoshop)

  146. Re:Unrealistic expectations,Unfair without benchma by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    The expectation that Linux will fulfill the hardware driver installation off the distribution CD, when you admit that you may have to replace the entire hardware for XP, is inherently unfair and beyond what can be reasonably expected in any operating system. XP is not without it's major problems when it comes to older hardware ( especially scanners ) support and driver conflict problems.

    Personally, I think you've got the right idea, but I'd put it a bit differently.

    This writer left out one important thing: How long did it take to set up all that hardware on Windows 95? She seems to expect Linux to have the ease of install of a Windows XP, and when it Linux doesn't install that well on her hardware, she blames Linux. Yet it's not clear than any OS could install that easily. XP is one thing, but how much effort did it take to get multiple SCSI scaners and multiple parallel-port devices working on Win95? Did it take some work?

    For a proper comparison, this review should have thoroughly discusses Linux vs. Win95, and probably vs. XP as well. Here's what we got instead:

    * WinXP supposedly wouldn't work, though it wasn't tested.

    * Linux (various distros) was a major pain.

    * Win95 works, but we don't know if it was a pain or not.

    Unfortunately, that's not a very informative comparison. It's comparing seven years of experience tweaking Win95 to maybe 4-6 hours per distro with Linux to 0 hours with XP or another modern MS operating system.

  147. Can you say ... by DaoudaW · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Mandrake 9.1

  148. What was the objective? by rgriff59 · · Score: 1
    Consider the basic requirements:
    Existing hardware must remain usable.
    Existing software must remain usable

    Exactly what can one expect to meet those two requirements except the ever so obvious Existing OS? This really sounds like an unrealistic setup from the very first page.

    My summary would be: I want to use magic pixie dust. Linux isn't it, so I'll complain.

    Even if the complaints have merit, they are framed in such a way as to destroy any credibility or value they might have had.

  149. Author never tested Windows installation by AArmadillo · · Score: 1

    This article left out a very important test -- never once was any version of Windows tested. Did the author just assume that Windows installations always go smoothly (they don't.)? I would guess that if the author had problems installing Mandrake 9.0 (a distro I have installed on all 3 of my computers just by clicking 'next' 'next' 'next' 'yes' etc...) there would also be problems installing Windows.

    I'd like to see Windows install a dual-boot bootloader for you. I'd like to see Windows refrain from overwriting your linux partition during installation. By far one of the most time-consuming parts as my former job as a Windows network administrator was assisting end-users with configuration issues.

  150. interesting by Kortec · · Score: 1

    Enlightening read, but frankly I don't see the author as some one who should be running Linux. It'd be like putting a 60 year old man on Slackware - not a smooth move. There are some people who just don't belong on a Linux box.

    Also, shes just plain wrong in some cases. I'm runnin RH 7.3, installed it my self in a weekend with only a few problems and all of them caused by my n33wb status, and moreover I love it.

    I don't understand that authors griping about things not working, personaly, beucase I had no issues whatsoever. Samba autodected my DSL modem and network router, my HP 932c works flawlessly, cordless optical mouse, keyboard, digi-cam, all fine. Still fine after I had to reinstall (screwed something up in root) too, so its not a fluke.

    Linux isn't ment for the home user so much as a network, but this home user is totaly sated. Granted it takes an agile mind some evenings to figure out why somethings not working and one becomes very cozy with one's terminal window and referance books, but it beats anything else out there to date by a mile.

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  151. What a rip off... by angst7 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I read the whole article and didnt see a single benchmark score! Where were all the charts showing the different FPS achieved on Quake III?

    Seriously though, I'm a bit bored with the linux on the desktop discussion. My grandmother doesn't even have a computer. But I do, and I do things just fine on my Red Hat 8 box. Transgaming's WineX lets me run Warcraft III, Counter Strike, and Diablo II just as well as they run in windows, and I get all my development done without much trouble. I can understand how a non-technical user could run into snags, but saying your not interested in seeking help because your busy or griping about having to type is just lame.

    How many of us remember the days of getting DOS to play nicely with a soundcard, lan card, and a modem? I certainly remember the textfile editing I had to do to get QEMM to eek out enough memory to get all those TSR's and drivers loaded. And I remember dealing with Windows .ini files. The BS about linux being hard to install is imho due to the fact that none of these folks have tried to install Windows lately. Windows NT installation? Hahaha, man that will make you weep.

    Enough bitching about having to type in a root password. I want some 3dMark scores, damnit!!

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    1. Re:What a rip off... by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      In those days DOS was the easyest thing around, as soon as something easyer and more widely adopted comes out suddenly the easyer things is the hardest thing that you can expect joe user to learn.
      things get easyer - people get stupider :-(

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    2. Re:What a rip off... by msimm · · Score: 1

      These discussions aren't going to go away until we either give up on Linux as a desktop alternative or someone listens. I love these discussion, because I think a lot of good *will* come from them.

      Think of this type of article as a sign of Linux's momentum.

      Or better yet, think of this as an area that Linux distributions are technically inferior to many of their commercial counter-parts. Maybe we should start looking at usability as a technical issue and stop bragging about how surperior our favorite *nix is. I mean at the end of the day we just need a computer that works right, the rest of this stuff is icing.

      Whats the point of benchmarks if you can't get it all to work.

      (Btw, Mandrake +/- 9.1 lets you store passwords for its configuration tools, so my girlfriend doesn't have to bitch!) ;-)

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  152. Ummmm by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think what she wants is a BSD varient. With a nice GUI. Probably by a company named after a piece of fruit.

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  153. Linux will be ready for the masses... by Micah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...when and only when a couple appropriate neurons spark inside the skull of an appropriate entrepreneurial computer manufacturer and he/it/they start producing a "ready to go Linux system" which comes with all the software people will likely need and markets the heck out of it.

    As long as people have to choose to wipe 'Doze of their box and fiddle with Linux CDs, and getting everything to work right, there won't be much incentive for it to happen. But when a consumer-savvy manufacturer steps in, makes it all just work, provides decent hardware and decent tech support, and sells it all for less than an equivelant 'Doze system, we'll be getting somewhere!

    I have written up a Proposal for such a system. Come on computer manufacturers, listen up!

  154. The REAL problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The real problem is the stranglehold Microsoft has on PC manufacturers. The author claims that the user should be able to put the CD in, click a button, and everything should work. Hell, even Microsoft doesn't work like that. Installing Windows isn't always easy - it doesn't always recognize hardware, etc. The problem is, though, that most people don't know that! They've never had to install Windows from scratch, it's preinstalled.

    Until Linux is preinstalled on people's machines, this is unlikely to change.

  155. Sheer Brilliance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant, well thought-out and insightful rebuttal to the authors 2-minute experience with and 2 line flame of Linux. After absorbing the deep insight that you provided, I realize that the question "When will Linux be ready for the masses" is purely rhetorical. Stunted adolescents like you will make sure that it remains in a state of stunted adolescence. You should be very proud of yourself.

    1. Re:Sheer Brilliance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant, well thought-out and insightful rebuttal to the authors 2-minute experience with and 2 line flame of Linux. After absorbing the deep insight that you provided, I realize that the question "When will Linux be ready for the masses" is purely rhetorical. Stunted adolescents like you will make sure that it remains in a state of stunted adolescence. You should be very proud of yourself.

      Sorry, but I have to agree with the parent poster. Linux is quite easy to install today compared to when I started with it back in ~1997. Almost all of what the writer is complaining about isn't all that hard. It is quite easy to get Linux to be an "Office Computer" these days. OpenOffice.org and either KDE/Gnome and some other assorted apps gets you the "glorified word processor" that any writer needs these days.

      As an example of my experience watching newbies on Linux, I will relate a short story: I am currently taking a "Unix Concepts" course (easy grade :) and we're using a book entitled "Guide to Unix using Linux". The book comes with Red hat 7.2 and we are given removable drives to use in the lab computers to install linux and do our work for the quarter on said drives. Class size is approximately 15 people, and most of them are familiar with Windows (and some very good with Windows) but they have never installed a Linux distro before. By the end of the class period (2 hours) all of them had figured it out, using just the minimal guidelines in the appendix in the back of the book called "Installing Red Hat Linux"

      However, most windows users even today don't install their own OS. They rely on a restore disk to do the work for them, or they take it to the nearest mom & pop shop for help. So, if you take away the install problems, KDE and Gnome are easy enough to point and click around! And OpenOffice.org and other useful apps come preinstalled on the "user friendly distributions" such as Red Hat and Mandrake.

    2. Re:Sheer Brilliance! by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      So, if you take away the install problems, KDE and Gnome are easy enough to point and click around!

      That's just it, though; she couldn't get past installation. The point of her article was, if you can't get it installed without "expert" help, then it's not ready for prime-time.

      I just downloaded Yellow Dog Linux 2.3 for the PowerPC, which comes with a helpful movie on how to install it (strangely, the movie for a Mac-targeted Linux distro is in RealPlayer format only, which is a bit of a pain to play on OSX. I don't want to give Real Networks my credit card number just to download the "free" version of their player.)

      The first thing that happens is that it completely fails to boot from CD, which the instructions make sound as easy as pie. I'm not surprised, really; Apple's firmware is designed to recognize Apple system partitions, not Linux. There is absolutely no software included to prep the system for the installation, either; no boot loader, nothing, and they could easily script something to run under OSX, considering its BSD underpinnings; no additional programming knowledge required. LinuxPPC, which dates from the late 90's, actually did a much better job installing on my old 8500/120 under OS 9, a completely non-Unix OS.)

      My system, a new mirror-door dual G4 tower, is prominently displayed on their page as one of their supported systems. However, the closest solution I can find is to copy the contents of the "install" folder located on the YDL CD into my System Folder and then perform some juju in the Open Firmware command line at startup - not exactly what the average user wants to read when they're doing a "try before you buy" installation of an operating system, and not something you want them to try, unless you to risk them making their Mac unbootable based on advice you gave and they screwed up. Conveniently, they'll let you pay for installation support. You could easily draw some tongue-in-cheek conclusions from this.

      Open Source is not suppposed to be about making money. However, it remains an indisputable fact that the distribution companies (with the exception of free ones, such as Slackware) are in it for the money because that's what it takes to pay the bills. If they're packaging something that consumers can't install, they're limiting their market to the realm of the tech-savvy geek and the systems administrator. This may sound all good and fine to the geeks, smug in their superior abilities and hard-earned knowledge, but it's not great for the distro company's bottom line; even if you plan on making your money selling Linux support and proprietary tools, you're going to lose a lot of potential customers up front who feel alienated by their inability to get past step one.

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    3. Re:Sheer Brilliance! by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      I don't want to give Real Networks my credit card number just to download the "free" version of their player

      The RealOne player is free. You tried to download the premium subscription service, which requires a credit card.

      RTFM, I guess.

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    4. Re:Sheer Brilliance! by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. I finally saw the link; I should have guessed it was going to be one of Real's patented micro-links in fine print. ;)

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    5. Re:Sheer Brilliance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFM? Have you SEEN Real's? page?

      The link to the free player is written in size 1 font, burried within lines and lines of legal garbage with a old voodoo curse!

      Then again, I think thats kind of the point..

  156. At last :-) by Loosewire · · Score: 1

    "Note: Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route. I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete."
    A non geek who recognises XP is not an option :)

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  157. Installing any OS is hard by darnok · · Score: 1

    I've got to commiserate with her experience. I've just installed Mandrake 9.1 on my main desktop; it installed everything I wanted in about an hour, then I spent another hour tracking down why my sound card didn't work (Soundblaster Live driver installed in the wrong directory...), about 10-20 minutes downloading the NVidia driver and getting it built and going, another 20 minutes working out why Samba didn't want to print any more, and there's probably a few other surprises waiting for me still.

    My Dad, who's very technically knowledgeable but not especially expert with computers, went through hell upgrading from Win 98 to XP a couple of months ago. It took him maybe 15-20 hours total sitting in front of the computer, tracking down and re-installing all his apps from the CDs, downloading security patches galore from MS over a 56k modem, rebooting, downloading more patches, rebooting again, finding some apps don't work on XP and having to upgrade to new versions, ...

    Then, Mum wanted a computer of her own because she couldn't get Dad away from his... Solution: I spent about 3 hours building a Lycoris box for her, removing every menu option that she wouldn't use, adding a few extra bits and pieces and locking up the box like a drum. She can do everything she wants to do, and has virtually no way of screwing up the OS or apps because I've locked them down tight. Barring something like a hard disc failure, her system isn't going to need any maintenance.

    Meanwhile, Dad has found some of the new functionality in XP pretty weird, and is now getting close to having to reinstall again because he's stuffed a few things up. I'm going over there today to try to get everything working again, but I kind of suspect he's facing another reinstall.

    *That's* where Linux has it over Windows. Once you set it up how you want it, it can be locked down so inexperienced users can't break it. Using a Linux Terminal Server model, a reasonably competent admin can easily and reasonably quickly set up a locked down office or school environment, roll it out to many users, and it'll stay locked down.

    Windows, on the other hand, makes this much more difficult. You *can* lock down the user environment, but it'll cost significant extra dollars in licence costs to do this (a Win2k Server running as a domain controller, for starters). Even then, it's still difficult to totally lock down a Windows box, as is evidenced by the number of user box rebuilds that have to be performed by the IT departments of large companies.

    I'd say both Windows and Linux are still too difficult to set up, but Linux needs much less fixing over time. You can't consider the install cost/difficulty in isolation, and ignore the cost/difficulty of ongoing maintenance of the platform.

  158. I found BSD to be easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of the many OS's I've installed I found FreeBSD to be much easier than both Gentoo and Debian. The FreeBSD sysinstall (although soon deprecated) detected all of my hardware and had good default settings and package sets to make a usable desktop machine. Of course, I'm not sure about a lot of the problems she was having since I don't care about printing, sound, or cdburning (like most people, part of the problem) but I think the BSDs are not much behind linux and are simply at the disadvantage of not being pushed by big companies like Red Hat and IBM.

  159. I laughed until I cried by Azahar · · Score: 1

    Back in 1993/4 I installed Redhat on my 386sx. I tried SUSE first but if wouldn't install at all. I had tried OS/2 first of all but it wouldn't recognise my Lexmark printer. Redhat worked fine, ran the printer under some simulation mode but there was almost no software for Linux back then. Win 3.0 came out, I saw CorelDraw 2.0 and I leaped onto the Windows wagon.

    That version of Redhat was the last version of Linux that ever worked properly for me.

    Everytime I upgrade my computer now I use my old computer to try out various Linux distros, generally Redhat because of that initial success although Redhat is one that fails more spectacularly than most nowadays.
    I take a clean system with older hardware and single install Linux (several dual boot installs that gutted the partition tables convinced me of the error of that path). I then play around trying to get a clean working install of any version of Linux that I can lay my hands on, Turbolinux, Debian, Suse, Redhat, Mandrake.

    I have never succeeded yet. Mostly I get video problems and never now boot directly into GUI mode. I feel more at home with a CLI anyway (I know, I'm showing my age). I never had a proper modem lying aroung to play with so I never tried to use a modem with Linux.

    Many of my problems were video related. The install would often recognise the video card (generally Matrox - I know, but 2D is more important to me than games and Matrox does 2D better than anyone) and fall down on the monitor (either Sony, NEC or an ancient 20" Apple - actually a Sony 20sf I think).

    Other funny problems include printing PS code to a non PS printer (the only time I got a printer to work in any form with Linux). Also installing Linux without telling me what my password was because it had chosen one for me (really! this happened to me at least six times because I kept at it until I worked out that it wasn't my fault). I'd start an install, step through the initial stages and then going away to cook dinner for my wife and then when I returned to find it had installed but with who knows what password? Being unable to access anything at all is a bad start to a new OS's useful life.

    Another consistent problem was being unable to make any kind of boot disk because I don't use FDDs, I use ls-120 drives which are quite useable within Linux generally except for those wretched manual mounts and unmounts which plague FDDs and CDs as well. That sends me spare! That a pentium II doesn't have the spare cycles necessary to mean that I don't have to tell it that I have removed a floppy or a CD? Puhleeze!

    On the rare occasions that I have had a GUI working the fonts have been universally inferior (ie: less attractive and less readable) to those that MS Windows provides although the XP fonts don't do it for me any more than the Mac fonts do (my wife uses Mac - don't hold it against me).

    I had the "no cursor" problem too a couple of times. That is frustrating, so close but totally out of reach.

    I missed testing the newer Linux distros very extensively on my last upgrade because I upgraded specifically to play NWN and a six hour session of NWN blew up my Athlon in a plume of foul smelling smoke taking out the ATI video card as well.

    What little testing I did do told me that the Celeron 533 and ABIT mobo that I am currently writing on because I returned to the old hardware will not install any version of Linux nor Win XP because everytime the hard drives are accessed after the install is done then the whole OS dies (I checked the logs and it happens within very tight parameters but not quite at exactly the same point). It is now running Win 2000 so who knows?

    There are several Linux programs that I want to run, specifically those with produce Java bytecode from languages other than Java and I am looking at Cygwin at the moment but haven't actually done anything yet.

    Anyway, I had a good laugh at the article because it reflects my own experience very closely. I never had anything on the line when I pl

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  160. Linux distros are jumping the gun... by xmnemonic · · Score: 1

    The problem I see with linux distros today is all are either attempting to please computer newbies or linux pros. In order to increase linux's market penetration, they need to try to appeal to the user who not only knows about linux but also is willing to try linux (which excludes almost every general Windows user out there). It's pointless to try to appeal to a guy who's only moderately acquainted with Windows or computers in general; that person will either not know about Linux or will not be ready for another, more complex, OS.

    Drop the cheesy explanations of what a "window" and "cursor" are, and make a Linux distro for the "pro" Windows users who might actually give Linux a chance.

  161. Linux not meant for users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is not meant for users, like her. It is meant for nerds who need to feel superior to the proles. It is their compensation for being picked on in high school: they get to pick on 'noobs' who are more 'clumsy' than they are with computers.

    1. Re:Linux not meant for users by ctczar · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward, eh? sounds right to me... I mean come on, you're posting on Slashdot... what category do you fall in?

    2. Re:Linux not meant for users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But.But I'm not a Nerd I'm the guy that stuffed you into your locker in Jr high.

  162. Computers in General are Still Primative by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
    I agree completely with this. I have an artist friend who uses Windows, and I'd like to get him started with Linux, but it isn't really ready for someone like him to use, particularly without a little systems help. The truth is, Windows isn't really ready for that either, unless you want to run an insecure system, you should have systems help. Apple is probably better in this dimension, but still not perfect. Computers are still pretty crufty, but they are getting better.

    The real question is whether Linux' problems are systemic like MS and security bugs. I don't really think so, and I think a lot of people are trying to make a difference here. Your right about the complexity of the problem, and it isn't helped that most current Linux users are more interested in getting the latest and greatest variety of tools and are willing and able to do a little investigation to make something work or select the best of several options. This actually makes things progress faster to the point that mortals can run it on their own.

  163. You're missing the point by wayne606 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To everybody who says "I never have problems installing linux", let me point out that this doesn't mean that nobody has problems. I don't have problems either (most of the time) but obviously some people do. Rather than acting all defensive and saying "Microsoft sucks too" why not see if anything can be done to improve things?

    Also it doesn't make sense to say "what do you expect for free". If I pay RedHat or SuSE for a distribution I expect a certain level of quality. I wouldn't blame the authors of the individual GPL'ed packages, but I would blame the distribution people who let packages get on their CD without adequate QA.

    To the distributors that the author specifically mentions, I hope you are taking advantage of this free QA. Either she is lying about the problems she had (what would be the point of that) or these problems really happened. If they did they should be fixed. Bugs are bugs.

    The conclusion of the article is that Linux isn't ready for the mass market. If you disagree, fine, but don't claim it's perfect or more stable than Windows and therefore the whole article is BS.

  164. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hate to break it to you, but a Renault is not a nice car. Neither is a Citroen. Hauh Hauh Hauh!


    A Renault Clio Sport is. drool.

  165. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    Another recomendation. If you are going to have one or more printers, that you would like two or more computers in your house to use, get a network print server for your printer.

    I have used multi-port print servers, and printer network cards, and have found both to be acceptable for most tasks. I have even seen them built into wi-fi APs so you may be able to use a single device to provide both services. (If you do I recomend that you do not use that same device as a broadband router, unless the documentation gives you a nice easy way to prevent or restrict remote users from printing to you printer.)

    I am currently using a print server with one parallel and two usb ports, with a usb-parallel adapter to support two parallel port printers. (already had the usb-parallel adapter.) I went this route because it was less expensive (even if I were to buy two usb-parallel adapters to go with it) than the three parallel port print servers. It's small, sits in the office with the printers, is low power (meaning that I am not leaving a computer powered up to make these printers available) and is a workable target for every operating system I am using as an lpd and iss print server. It even supports AppleTalk if I have the printer drivers for my Macs.

    Why do I bring this up? Once you install a printer on the network, (other than possibly some win-printers) you pretty much never have to worry about what printer port mode (std, ecp, epp) the printer supports or allows.

    Caveat, while you are welcome to test this on the Lexmark Zx1 and Zx2 printer lines, I would recomend making sure that you can return the print server, or the printer at your option. These are WinPrinters and while they may work with Linux on a parallel port, I have not had good luck with them on print servers of any type. Fourtunately the low end of these are generally disposable as the replacement ink cartridge for them is more expensive than the printer itself is. (Z11, Z12, Z32 as examples, the Z5x set start to get a bit more expensive.)

    Then again, all this is just my opinion. Make your own choices based uopn your own opinions and observations.

    -Rusty

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  166. Stasism and the Linux vs. MS War. by Corvaith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS offers support? Maybe to businesses. As someone with two completely legitimate running copies of WinXP--one laptop, one desktop--I can say that I've looked, and there's no way to get actual real live support from Microsoft for them. I have to go to the vendor. What do the vendors say? "System restore. If that doesn't work, reformat."

    The up side is that WinXP *does* recognize all manner of hardware without so much as blinking at it, and so on. Which is largely why I still use it, at the moment.

    But, actually, as far as taking a relatively standard system and using it for non-gaming everday things? Linux does pretty well. It's not hard to browse the web, get email, write papers, IM people, that sort of thing. Which is good progress.

    No, you can't game, do major graphic design and desktop publishing, whatever, as well as on WinXP. But there was a long time when people said you couldn't really do those things on Windows, either. (Less so in the games department, but I do recall Sierra having a lot more Mac-emphasis, and they used to be huge.)

    So I wouldn't install Linux on my grandparents' computer right now, no. But by this time next year? This time two years from now?

    Everybody always acts like these things are fixed in stone, and they aren't. Everything changes. Maybe Joe User depends on the status quo, maybe Joe User just uses whatever's most likely to land in his lap, but the future isn't really determined by Joe User. The future is determined by the people who actually want things, and the people who're willing to do something about them.

    1. Re:Stasism and the Linux vs. MS War. by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      Yes, Microsoft has great support. I've used it a couple of times when nothing else worked. They fixed it both times, and it was free.

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    2. Re:Stasism and the Linux vs. MS War. by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Huh, that's pretty interesting. Let me know what the name of the alternate universe you live in is called and I'll come visit sometime.

      I can't wait to see the donut trees and chocolate waterfalls!

    3. Re:Stasism and the Linux vs. MS War. by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      It's actually pretty nice here, I'm sure you'd like it!

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  167. Too many damn CDs by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 1

    My younger brother knows almost nothing about computers. He was really interested in using linux after I told him the fonts stopped sucking. He really liked all the KDE games and free stuff that were on my machine back when I was living at home.

    So he decided to install linux a couple months ago and partitioned his drive with an old partition magic that was lying around. He then started trying to find a distribution.

    I said mandrake was pretty good the last time I used it (8.something). So he goes to their ftp site and there are a ton of CD images to choose from but what they do is poorly documented. There were release candidates and stable versions and old versions and versions for different architectures and whatever. He didn't want to do an ftp install so I told him to forget it and go with redhat 8.0.

    RedHat's ftp site was even worse. The website was almost completely useless because they just wanted to sell redhat stuff. [Something that's strange is that most newbies think they go and buy linux in a box at the store and then they take it home and install it but then they end up with something that's several versions old.] My brother didn't want to buy something that was free so he tried downloading linux again. There was the same problem with a bunch of architectures and images and he eventually just started downloading something. He called me and told me the filename and it sounded like a snapshot. I told him I wouldn't be able to help him with that so he on his way to get a different set of images until he noticed that the 8.0 distribution was 5 CDs. I told him that you 'only' need 3 CDs, the other two were just source code.

    At that point he gave up. A major problem with linux is that it's retardedly inaccessable if you don't know about CD images and architectures and release candidates. Even ftp was a new challenge for my brother. This problem could easily be solved if distributions would have a 'click here to download' link right on the front page that took them to an ftp site. This business with mirrors is silly, don't we have perl and php and whatever else to do that sort of thing for us? A windows or bootable cd installer for over the internet and some really good walkthrus would also help.

    I remember what its like to be a newb installing Debian 2.0 for the first time (ya I know that was a bad decision). I didn't know that by server, the X-server name meant it showed video on your screen. And so I was stuck in the console for a few days figuring that out. After using linux for a long time, I think we become accustomed to the silly terminology that makes windows users cry. Getting used to bash is hard, especially when the text editors are crazy complicated compared to DOS edit. A chart in the initial documentation that starts with "This is what you need to install linux" and then has "This is the linux equivalent to program X" would be helpful.

    I still have hope for linux though, last week I was doing a comp sci project on my machine and my partner saw me load up gFTP. "Did you register that?" he asked. And I replied mightily "Almost everything in linux is free!" and he was impressed. Free software that doesn't crash or run lots of stuff in the background for no reason or just suck in general still has a huge potential market, the people making just have to get their act together. It doesn't have to be really simple or look like a Fisher Price playset, we just need some decent documentation, explanation and support.

    1. Re:Too many damn CDs by Queuetue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't use RedHat any more (Gentoo made ma a believer), but I knew is was simple to download the iso images, so I tried it.

      www.redhat.com->download->Red Hat Linux 8.0

      At this point, you can click on "How to download Red Hat Linux", which explains the process in great detail and fairly simply, or you can continue to "Download Now!"

      Click "Download Now!" and you are in the ftp directory. If you read the instructions, or you know what you're doing, you're already downloading.

      How is this "retardedly inaccessable?"

  168. It's the hardware, stupid. by rdewald · · Score: 1

    Let me put my cards on the table. I am a technical person by profession, although I am also a Registered Nurse. I work in Health Care IT. I have been using micro's since the Heathkit system that an EE (elec engineer) friend of mine assembled and shared access with me back in the early 80's. I was on terminals for various big iron before that. I bought an XT clone for $1000 in 1989, I have bought at least a machine a year since then, including a Osbourne luggable, a Classic Mac, and a TR-80.

    Windows' charm is that it boots up in a bewildering array of hardware combinations. This is good for selling windows licenses, but it comes at a huge sacrifice to stability, customability, and overall performance. Users have a tendency to blame system failures on themselves, since they figure a big successful company like Microsoft must sell a product that works. This has created a environment for business success that is entirely out of line with the overall quality of their code in terms of the long term use of the hardware. It's not stable, not even XP. Toss around all the FUD you want, my Linux boxen stay up, my windows boxen don't.

    I began trying to install RedHat 5.2 early one spring, I don't remember the exact day, or year even, but I do remember the exhilaration 14 MONTHS LATER when X finally came up with a cursor I could use. Did I work on a RH 5.2 installation 14 straight months? Of course not, I tried it, gave up, went back, gave up, went back, etc, etc.

    Why did I have this sudden flush of success? I tried it on a friend's machine (different video card). Hmm, at that point I began to buy hardware based on what was known to work well with xfree86 and the latest stable kernel. My friends who prefer windows think I am putting the cart before the horse, but I don't.

    I now have two machines in my home, one is Red Hat the other is XP. The RH machine I use for Internet traffic, the XP box serves as an entertainment and video editing station. I don't connect the XP box to the Internet (the MAC address is filtered at the router) except to visit windows (and antivirus) update sites about once a month.

    If you were to turn on a TV, and it failed to come on, or it stoped working after it had been on for a while, you take that piece of crap back to the store and demand a refund or replacement. It's an appliance, it is supposed to come on.

    Computers, on the other hand, because of the component options aren't seen as appliances but as complex interdependant systems configurable to the user's requirements. Consider what life might be like if you bought the components of your TV, assembled them, and then wanted to load another vendor's software on it to turn it on and change channels. It might not surprise you if it didn't work perfectly all of the time.

    Linux will seriously catch on as a mainstream desktop option when a distro decides to sell it's own hardware as an appliance, with every bit and screw optimized for the OS and the applications the machine is designed for (without trying be Windows otherwise, or sounding like "windows"). In short, when buying a Red Hat becomes like buying a Mac, then there will be another player with staying power like Apple.

    Microsoft's business model is not like GE's. They aren't seeking to build reliable appliances, they seek to sell Licenses, it's always going to be that, it's like a cat in heat, there's nothing you can do about it.

    What is the chief bit of instant gratification one gets from buying an OS license? You get to immediately use your pretty new hardware with it. Microsoft exceeds at this task.

    What else is wrong with Linux? I can't go and buy Quicken for it. I don't meant to trivilaize the problem, but Microsoft's strategy has worked for their business, it has just miserably failed to advance the potential of technology. That's not a moral issue, it's the hallmark of the emergence of something truly new and the clumsy adjustment of the our economy to it.

    The writer in this piece i

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  169. not fun reading.... by jdogg1988 · · Score: 0

    Not fun reading, but worth reading anyway.

    an internal server error isn't my kind of reading either.

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  170. Not fun reading.... by dracken · · Score: 1

    But Worth reading anyway....
    500 Internal Server Error

    Internal Server Error
    The server encountered an internal error or
    misconfiguration and was unable to complete
    your request.


    Please contact the server administrator,
    webmaster@devworld.com and inform them of the time the error occurred,
    and anything you might have done that may have
    caused the error.


    More information about this error may be available
    in the server error log.



    I gotta agree and disagree - not fun reading at all. But is it really worth reading :P ? Ducks.

  171. I'm not so sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am quite certainly a linux newbie, I run Mandrake(9.1) on my laptop and I have been incredibly impressed with how well it handles everything. I didn't have to configure a single thing upon install and ever since then the Mandrake Control Center install software function has proved to be more than helpful in letting me know which dependicies I needed to install. To say linux isn't ready for the desktop is a lie. It very much so is. I joined the Mandrake Club and have since gotten a great deal of help in configuring my system to be what I need it to be. Perhaps the only true thing keeping Linux from widespread use is a unified distrobution, though I do not know the details of open-source politics I do know I had a hell of a time choosing a distrobution. If everyone worked together, there could be something great. But like I said I am a newbie so maybe I am missing the big picture?

  172. I'm sorry, but by KewlPC · · Score: 1

    This article is either a troll, or the author greatly overstates her technical abilities.

    She claims that RedHat 7.3 can't be installed on a "Windows machine", that it can't be dual-booted, etc. Which is really fucking funny to me, as I've had a dual-boot RedHat 7.3 system until very recently (when I upgraded it to a RedHat 8.0 dual-boot system).

    I don't think that the writer read ANY of the documentation, nor did she use common sense: if you install an OS on the second hard drive, of COURSE the BIOS isn't going to find it, because the BIOS doesn't expect the OS to be on drive #2. The solution is to either change your BIOS settings so that it loads the OS from the hard disk #2 (though this would be a PITA), or use RedHat's solution as listed in the installation manual: create a /boot partition on the first hard disk, and put the / , /home, and /usr partitions on the second drive (at least, that was what the old RH 6.0 installation manual said; since my partition setup has basically remained unchanged since RH 6.0, I've not read any of RH's install docs since then).

    She claims that RedHat 8.0 can't access non-Linux drives, which I know to be 100% bullshit. For the CLI types, there's either "mount /dev/hd[your Windows drive & partition]" or if the partition isn't in /etc/fstab, then do "mount /dev/hd[windows drive & partition] /mnt/windows" (assuming that you've already at some point done "mkdir /mnt/windows"). I'm pretty sure that there's a GUI for this, but I've never needed to find it: since my Windows partitions have entries in /etc/fstab (don't remember if I put them there, or if some config program did it), they've got icons on the KDE desktop, and all I have to do is right click on the one I want and pick "mount" or "unmount". Not exactly rocket science.

    She bitches about the "mixer" overriding the volume of the CD player. Guess what, honey, Windows95 does that too! I don't think it takes a genious to say, "Hmm, maybe I should check the volume level." when you can't hear the CD you're playing. The volume slider in KsCD is (rightly so) limited by the main volume, and the "?" button she mentions is actually, "?>" (which was enough for me to go, "Maybe this isn't the help button."), and the tooltip for it says "Shuffle Play". I'm getting some nagging suspicions about this author.

    "After installation, I tried to add additional software by installing GIMP."
    I'll ignore the possible interpretation that she thought GIMP was some kind of software installer. But saying "GIMP doesn't install!" is unfair to the distro. And, knowing Gimp, the installation probably went fine. It lists some directories in your home directory that it needs to make, and some files that it needs to put in them, and has an "Ok" or a "Go" button at the bottom (don't remember which; I haven't had to install Gimp in a while); once you click this button it makes those directories and copies those files for you , and there is no ambiguity about this. I installed Gimp on the very first day I started using Linux, and I knew what it was doing.

    She also claims that some software doesn't show up in the menu after installation, but that's understandable if she had actually thought about it, because there isn't a standard way for programs to do this (they'd have to know what desktop environment you're using, how you had your menus laid out (which every distro has differently), etc.). It'd be nice if GNOME and KDE had a standard, non-GUI way that other programs could use to insert themselves into the menu, and that this method was the same between both desktops so that programs wouldn't have to know or care which one the user was running. This tiny little complaint, aside from some hardware incompatibilities (which her great and wonderful Windows95 had in spades; there's a reason PnP used to be jokingly called "Plug 'n

    1. Re:I'm sorry, but by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1
      I agree with most of your points, but:
      I don't think that the writer read ANY of the documentation, nor did she use common sense: if you install an OS on the second hard drive, of COURSE the BIOS isn't going to find it, because the BIOS doesn't expect the OS to be on drive #2.

      I don't believe that that is common sense; true it would appear that the author would know that, but for most newbies I doubt it makes any sense at all.
    2. Re:I'm sorry, but by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In fact, the assumption I've seen multiple times (even from reasonably experienced users) is to the effect that if you're dual booting, the first HD boots the first OS, and the 2nd HD boots the 2nd HD. Oooops -- not quite!

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    3. Re:I'm sorry, but by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I meant to say "..and the 2nd HD boots the 2nd OS". The moral is, what's obviously bad typing at 1am probably isn't obvious to the rest of the world. ;)

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  173. Re:Sig by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    you mean kNOW(the way)

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  174. Re:Microsoft thrives on free support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Actually, Microsoft offers the average user just about zero
    support. The support comes from people helping other people, for free, and Microsoft benefits from it.

    Change that momentum from microsoft to linux, and Microsoft has lost its edge. Most people want to be able to ask the people around them how to do something. Most people around them are more likely to know windows then linux. Ironically, Microsoft benefits from the same community help that linux is founded on.

  175. I'm surprised by this by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    I installed Linux Mandrake and found it to be almost as easy as Windows to install.

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  176. Re:Linux sucks less (sometimes)but sometimes more by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    The average Computer user doesn't want to be bothered after all thats why Steve Case is a Billionaire. My cousin is a senior Editor and he thinks AOL is the Internet

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  177. Just had a horrible Linux experience today myself by Z_is_for_Zaron · · Score: 1

    To start off, I am a developer/consultant with a CS background, so I do have the tech cred. But I've always used MS because I've worked for MS shops. My box at home is MS, too, not because I care what I use, but it lets me do my work there, too, and I want the friendliest machine I can get for my non-tech wife (we won't mention Apple). I've installed Red Hat a few times in the past - in '98 with 5.2, and again in '00. I thought the install was OK except for getting X to run, which I failed to do. I want to keep up my tech skills, and I kept hearing good things about Linux's progress and wanted to check it out again. I was really looking forward to using a state-of-the-art OS.

    So I downloaded the latest Debian ISO today - a network install. I wanted to install Lilo on the drive's MBR and use my BIOS to pick a drive to boot up. It took me half a dozen tries to install it before I got a bootable install. I was asked a whole lot of questions - my favorites were where there was no information to explain the various choices available to help me make a choice. I made four different attempts to get Lilo to boot, each time choosing different options, and all failing. My fifth time, the installation wrote over my Win2000 MBR on another drive (which I had to repair later), so I opened up my case and pulled out my XP drive and 2K drive to prevent any more disasters (should have done this to start with). One final time running the installation got me a bootable system!

    Well, it booted to a prompt, so I had to rummage around and find X, but X wouldn't run. So I rebooted the machine, and this time it tried to run X automatically, failed, and told me my configurations were bad and it was going to give me a chance to repair them. So it started X up, but my PS/2 mouse wouldn't work, so I had the unpleasant experience of trying to run X without a mouse (I hate to say it, but even Win3.1 had much better no-mouse support than what I saw today). I futzed with the popup menus, but then the whole GUI locked up and I had to turn the power off and reboot. Same thing happened again - I got to futzing with the menus in X, and this time I spent a little while exploring the various options, but couldn't find out how to get my mouse to work or the problem X had when booting up. Again my machine locked up solid, so I turned it off.

    When the power was off, I decided to put my XP and 2K drives back into my case. When I started it back up, I pointed the BIOS to the Linux drive to boot up. I think this confused my kernel, because although the BIOS started up Lilo and Lilo started up Linux, I got a kernel panic error. I rebooted, and again I got the kernel panic error. I'll bet if I again took out the two Windows drives, Linux would boot, but I just threw my hands up in disgust. Forget it. I'm downloading Mandrake ISOs and hoping for much better luck. I'm not afraid at all of technical challenges, but installing a freaking OS should not be this much work. What I saw today is just not ready for prime time.

  178. Article is seriously flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First, if you read the article and look at the chart, Mandrake 9.0 install was flawless. The only thing that didn't work immediately was the CDR. Yet she persists in her theme... Linux is hard to install.

    She (if it really is a she) has an older computer and decides to first try Linux with Mandrake 8.0, when 9.0 is available to her... um...what is wrong in this picture? Of course, had she immediately tried Mandrake 9.0, she would have had no article, or only one saying Migrating to Linux Is Easy, so by using a number of outdated distros, she writes that It is Hard to Install Linux with Old Distros but It Is Easy When You Finally Use An Up-To-Date One.

    Has this person actually tried to install Windows ever? The drivers all need to be done individually, one by one...and it's often a battle to make Windows accept your Some-Other-Company's driver, because it soooo wants to only do Windows drivers and the Wizard, as they laughingly call it, tries to shove your driver aside, even if you've told it exactly where to find it, and install its own instead. More significantly, has she tried anything but Windows 95 ever? If she's been with one computer, one operating system since Windows 95, might her personality be a factor in this story? After all these years with one system, she's so familiar with what it can do that anything new that she tries will be hard.

    I reinstall Windows periodically, because I am anal about breakins and viruses and so I can certainly say that Windows Is Harder To Install Than Mandrake 9.0. And as for Knoppix...anybody who can't get *that* to work had better stay with Windows 95 forever and ever.

    She writes: "Root versus Users: Don't show me things I can't use. If I don't have permission to mess with something, don't show me the menus and dialog boxes used to mess with it unless you also give me a way to log in as the user with correct permissions."

    Translation: "I don't belong in GNU/Linux. I need to live my life with Windows and die with Windows, because I don't understand what GNU/Linux actually is all about. Not that this stops me from having and expressing my uninformed opinions at length."

    Not to be mean, but really, some people should just stay with Windows. And she or he is one of them. Let them pay and pay and pay for licenses that let them use but not own or touch, if they actually like that better.

    I am a relatively newbie, but installing Mandrake was so perfectly easy compared to Windows that I know this article is ridiculous. The only thing that could explain writing such an article is a strong desire to find fault. I am not a zealot, and I even still use Windows on one box, but this article doesn't pass the smell test with anyone who actually has installed Linux lately.

    One final word to the author, in case she or he is seriously trying to migrate: if you buy Mandrake or RedHat, you get installation help... Duh. Not that I needed it personally, but if you do, that's all you needed to do. Somebody will walk you through the install by phone.

    And also if root can't do something in Mandrake, check your security setting. Mandrake at highest security does not let root do certain things in certain settings. And remember that measuring GNU/Linux by its hardware support is a bit stacking the deck: it's really up to proprietary hardware manufacturers, not the free programmers, as to whether it will work. I had to go out and get a different modem, because the one I had only worked with Windows, a "Winmodem" no less, and the manufacturer refused to allow drivers for GNU/Linux or any solution at all. I could write a review saying Linux is Hard To Migrate To Because Not All Modems Work with It. Or I could recognize the root of the problem is the hardware manufacturer.

    So, here's my suggestion: you got Mandrake 9.0 to work, so why not buy 9.1 and get support? Get everything up and running. Then write another article, if you have the integrity to do so.



  179. One useful suggestion by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    One useful suggestion from the article:

    Interface comments:
    Root versus Users: Don't show me things I can't use. If I don't have permission to mess with something, don't show me the menus and dialog boxes used to mess with it unless you also give me a way to log in as the user with correct permissions.

  180. this is so true by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    while i have installed linux many, many times, this article misses the whole point. installation of an os should never be an issue for users. installs should be an admin/tinkerer thing. if you get a pre-install/pre-config on linux, it'll blow your mind. windows advantage is simply because it comes preinstalled. period.

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  181. `cathedral and bazaar` isn't common knowledge :/ by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    - Windows vs Linux isn't a fair comparision (utility gets confused with OSS and more, cathedral and bazaar)

    - yes, linux isn't even good at quite a few things. no, I don't care - there's Macs and Windows.

    - well, i suppose I would like linux to be better but my personal perference is fragmentation over intergration right now, since I use it in liberal setting.

    "though Windows migration isn't like-for-like I agree, for example: in terms of doing permissions a migration from Novell to linux is really hard work - not in terms of deep level usability but common sense shallowness; not just clickability but consistancy.

    Big problem facing OpenSource: Consistancy. It could be said that OSS will always be an eclectic mish mash, that this makes it great. True but fightable - it's just a tendancy. You can definately improve the situation by agreeing on standards and blah blah blah. But for this you need compromise and to accept 2nd best ... I'm not sure many programmers want thier babies to be 2nd best.

    I could blow on for ages about what linux /needs/ but that probably amount to a hill of beans - I feel I know what linux needs; if it was a company I'd improve the Server-Desktop setup for a start (so that Novell Distributed packages look laughable rather than better than linux for example). But linux /isn't/ a company, thus don't use linux if you expect company like stuff, certainly if you're not paying a company like RedHat.

    If the author had paid the price of Windows on RedHat support then I'd consider that fair. At the moment it's just comparing cross-purposes.

    Dang i love OSS, even people not using it are inspired to thought.
    "

  182. It's not Stability and Security that has to go... by GroundBounce · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I don't know how you're going to fix this aspect of the OS without doing what Microsoft has done - compromise fundamental stability and security in favor of useability.

    Stability and Security are not really what need to be sacrificed to make Linux more transparent to typical end users, it's diversity and choice that would have to be sacrificed.

    What Microsoft has that Linux doesn't have is *control* of the entire structure of the operating system and all its basic components (e.g., printing, fonts, display, etc., etc.). Because of this control, Windows can appear much more consistent at all levels to both software developers and users. This consistencey helps lead to transparency by encouraging most sofware developers to basically do things the same way so that users always (or at least most of the time) know what to expect.

    A "Linux OS", on the other hand, consists of a Linux kernel (with each distro putting different features in their kernel) and hundreds of other components and layers that most people normally think of as part of the operating system that come from hundreds of different sources. Some basic things, like good font management across screen, printing, and applications, are either completely missing or only just beginning to get implemented, and they are getting implemented in different ways by different groups of people.

    So far, it's been the distro makers' job to try to provide the vertical and horizontal integration that makes all these separate components interoperate smoothly and transparently. The problem is that the components can be so different that getting them to interoperate as smoothly as in Windows (where one company controls everything) is nearly impossible.

    Most Linux-oriented people feel that the balance should go in favor of choice and diversity rather than consistency, even if it means less in the way of transparency and clean integration. I tend to agree with this, but I also hope that over time, the projects that produce the myriad of components that make up a Linux system will cooperate at increasingly deeper levels with each other so that we can ultimately have the best of both worlds - choice, diversity, *and* transparency and consistency.

  183. lets face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lets face it guys, linux is a piece of shit. Every one of you geeks out there knows it. They defent it tooth and nail, but one thing remains... it sucks DICK. No matter how pissed a MS user is, they aren't going to be happy with linux because they can't do half as much as a consumer wants to do with a computer. No. compiling libraries and editing dependancies just doesn't cut it. It's BS.

  184. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know americans put saddamn in power right?

    Wrong.

    and sold him weapons?

    For all practical purposes, wrong.

    Care to explain this?

    Note that Saddam has tons of 20 year old Soviet and French weapons, but almost no U.S. ones. Odd for someone we supposedly "put in power" and "sold weapons", don't you think?

    Of course, that's exactly your problem. You don't think.

  185. Linux ease of use depends on the individual by Lossenelin · · Score: 1

    When I swiched to Linux from Windows 98 I didn't find it any harder to use.
    But thats just me, as a student I can't afford expensive software (ok, any non-free software) so I ran practicaly all open source software on Windows, some because it was free, in the some cases when I could get Microsoft software for free I actually prefered the open source alternative, I think Mozilla is alot better than IE, tabbed browsing and pop-up blocking and Gaim is alot better than MSN messenger, no advertising on it and it dosnt try and make me use other MSN services.

    I swiched to Linux cause I was interested in trying something new and I was already half way there.

    The lasest Gnome and KDE GUIs are no harder than the Windows GUI and other than that I used all the same software, so for me, Linux is just as easy to use as Windows.

  186. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prediction: Bush will be tried as a war criminal and executed.

  187. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u r a troll

  188. Immutable bit - sign of impending drive death by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    The only time I have ever had a file become immutable that wasn't because of a command I personally issued to satisfy my curiosity, was because of drive failure causing filesystem corruption.

    I wonder if that 7 year old version of windows had been installed on a drive that was 7 years old...

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  189. HW borken? by po8 · · Score: 1

    Based on the author's description of the Knoppix install, I'd be willing to guess that the target system was borken. It appears that the CD drive was busted, not an uncommon occurence in older systems. Oddly, Knoppix is a bit, er, demanding of CD drives :-).

  190. I've been saying such for years... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Before dismissing this as a flame, understand the following:

    Linux is so complicated that Joe Sixpack cannot install, let alone configure and operate it properly, without resorting to a bloated package (eg Lindows, Lycoris, et al).

    Linux is so complicated that even a "ground up" install performed by someone experienced in the computing field can be befuddled.

    Linux, in order for Joe Sixpack to use with as little chance for confusion as possible, has to be run on a dedicated system. Unfortunately, Joe Sixpack can only afford one computer, and therefore goes for the OS that is easiest to install, configure (eventually) and operate. Install, boot, and run, without being overwhelmed with an OS that relies primarily (still) on a CLI. CLIs are the reason so many DOS users moved on to Macs, and later on to Windows.

    Those are the facts, love 'em or leave 'em. If you remain entrenched within the community of the 1337, you give Microsoft the very monopoly you despise them for. You have to make a compromise somewhere, but compromising the basis for using Linux in the first place shouldn't be it.

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  191. soon... by m1chael · · Score: 1

    all the people who can read will be called geeks because, why read when a computer can fuckn do it?

    if someone can read they can install linux, but reading takes so long these days...

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  192. Re:Not a lot of variety-Implicit hypocrisy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So most open source stuff is produced by those of us who prefers things the other way. If you like the Microsoft Windows way, you're very welcome to use that instead."

    You hit the nail on the head. To quote a saying "A happy marriage isn't a wandering marriage". You'd think that all these "I looked at Linux and..." articles wouldn't even exist if all the pluses that Win-advocates were true, or at the least, aren't as important as they would have you believe. Second also ask yourself why we don't see more "I looked at a Mac and..." articles? Macs even have some of the apps (IE, Word, etc) that Win-advocates say are so necessary before they will even think about moving anywere[1]. The only main argument ususally raised is the cost. So does that mean that things aren't as bad in Windowsland (cost will fall before the feet of desperation) , and that all these fence sitting articles will disappear?

    [1] Use the criteria that they use to smack the alternatives around, and you'll notice Mac's solve a lot of them already. So why the hesitation?

  193. Wow - shoot the messenger already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you look past the picky details, her message is clear: "The typical Linux distro isn't ready for Joe User straight out of the box."

    I'd have to agree. I'd even argue that the typical Linux distro isn't even ready for "Joe Windows Admin" right out of the box.

    I only hope that the Linux community at large understands how big a problem this really presents for the growth of Linux. There is always a percentage of people willing to work hard for something they believe in; but most users would never even dream of spending over a year and a half to try to make their PC do all the stuff that Win95 did (passably) 7 or 8 years ago.

    I've been hoping to migrate the company I support from a fairly simple Win2K environment to a Linux environment for about 2 years. The tools keep getting closer, but there is no way I could be anywhere near as effective with Linux (for our specific needs) as I can with Win2K. Mod me down if you must, but from where I'm sitting that is the view.

  194. Linux Drivers and Benders by maizena · · Score: 1

    One: drivers for Linux wouldn't be a problem if the knuckleheads hardware manufacturers also made drivers for Linux.

    Two: The article's author must think that a computer is just like a tv-set or a blender :)

    Hey!! watch out!! If you tell'er to burn some CDs she might put'em in the toaster

  195. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Maybe after the iraq war and all the tax cuts (US will be broke) your government won't have any other chance than to start an other war, just to get rid of their debts.
    Besides that after patriot act I & II and some other new patriotic laws you will be happy if you still have access to the internet and talk to french, because you wont be living in a democracy any more.
    And do you know what the sadest thing about all that is?
    Its that you dont even know!!! you still belive that you live in a free country and that you have all the rights, but you are not free , and it is getting worse!!!

  196. OS Installations by zanetheinsane · · Score: 1

    I am very much so a linux newbie, but I have installed linux a few times. I may not have used as many distributions, but I have shopped around, and I don't see how it was so overwhelmingly difficult (even from a non-technical standpoint). Sure there are some more advanced options, but there was always an obvious "default" button or option when I didn't understand something, and it never blew anything up.

    I've installed all flavors of windows more times than I could begin to count. The windows installer is far from perfect and I've had it fail on me a number of times, most times with unexplainable errors or some error code that Microsoft's website gives me a link, only to click on it and say "Whoops! dbase article not found..."

    Someone made a great point earlier when they mentioned that the author is even installing linux, when Joe Computer User wants his OS and software working on delivery.

    OS installation isn't perfect no matter who you are, and it eventually screws up on you if you do it enough times. Having a "newbie" installing an OS seems more like giving someone "enough power not to know what they're doing, but enough to screw it up." I don't want that to sound elitist, I just want to point out that I've working in technical support for years and dealt with said "Joe Computer User" and the thought of him installing an OS himself is asking for a tech support nightmare. It's great if they want to learn, but if not, they more than likely just want it to work and not turn it into a hobby.

  197. To paraphrase a famous line... by Markos · · Score: 1

    All OS's, like vietnamese hookers suck, Linux just sucks less.

  198. perhaps you didn't read my post by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I do in fact use ncftp. I do also, however, think it would be helpful to have a good GUI ftp client for Linux.

    ncftp lacks a few features of modern Windows ftp clients as well (besides being CLI). In particular, it has extremely poor queue management. You either have to download a single file (with get) or directory (with get -R), or you have to send them to a background process (with bgget or bgget -R). The background process works somewhat like a queue, but not entirely; if the server is busy, for example, it'll try connecting for each file on the queue. If you have 50 files queued from one server, it'll basically hammer the server, which will often get you banned. The proper behavior, which Windows clients use, is to try once every x seconds (usually 45 or 60) per server, not per file, and not try more than one connection to a server at a time.

  199. Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FreeBSD? Are you kidding? She's not a troll!
    (Posted as AC out of fear for the FreeBSD trolls.)

  200. About the Office Super Geek in the article by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    Wanna bet he had a major crush on her by the time all this was over? :)

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  201. I loved the requirements... by metachimp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The author had good requirements. That list of things are exactly the requirements of anyone willing to 'go off the grid' in terms of Microsoft. There's a vast resource of people, after having been involved with the technology industry, that know that there are alternatives out there, but are concerned about the 'livability' of such.


    Usability is a huge concern. I've been using Linux systems since 1997, and they're improved a great deal since then, but there should be a joint usability services group that evaluates the current situation and how it can be improved. Input such as this should be welcomed, and paid heed to.

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  202. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are right. the US didn't give them weapons. Just the money to buy said weapons.

  203. Broken hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knoppix giving random segmentation faults at boot-ups etc... It seems to me her hardware is broken. Win 95 may well work with it, but the newest operating systems likely won't.

  204. Technical writer? by theolein · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this has been posted further down, but I think I should mention it. I found it strange that someone who is a technical writer claims to be a lousy typist.

    Apart from that the write up was instructional. It does show one big problem with Linux from a Windows GUI users perspective: The GUI, either a wm under GNOME or KDE, isn't consistent. I have this same problem under WinXP, though whenever I use software from Win2k or earlier days. A concerted effort on Linux GUI designers part to organise some GUI guidelines would definitely be of help to all concerned.

    What would have helped the writer would have been to have tested the Distros on other hardware. One can have similar or worse problems with Windows versions on some hardware, especially when it's older. I have had to test a HP 2500 colour printer with WindowsXP and, while WinXP does have driver, the driver's quality is terrible, and HP stopped supplying drivers for later than WinNT Windows versions.

    1. Re:Technical Writer? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      No. It's more like being a football coach with bad knees. Typing speed and accuracy is not the main skill* needed by technical writers. If it were, any secretary would make a good technical writer, and the 120WPM ones would be better than the 60WPM ones.

      * it's information analysis and organization

  205. BTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gnome 2.2.1 is only marginally worse memory-wise and speed-wise but I haven't used it extensively enough to recommend it.

  206. Be positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is that there are people who help with advices and opinions. Microsoft would need to pay for beta testers.

    I doesn't seem imposible to create a distribution for the round of the mill user. May be the main problem being hardware support. I want to be able to buy things with the "works with linux" tag. Also a manual for Linux installation. And these goes with the typical autodetect hardware problem.

    Linux is good, but could e really great with a better interface.

  207. userfriendly by bumby · · Score: 1

    GNU/Linux is user-friendly, it just choses its friends very carefully :)

    (don't know here I read it, but I'm not the one who shall have the credit for that nice sentence)

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  208. OMFG by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1
    Exactly how credible is a 'tech writer' that is using Windows 95, readily admits it, and doesn't really even think twice as it being a taboo to the general populace (most people would say it was an old POS), let alone a huge taboo in her field?

    I say, "not very".

    Additionally, she says:

    Well, you shrieking geeks, I don't have a shelf full of Linux reference books, and I don't plan to buy them.

    And neither do I. I've been using linux since '97 and have been administering an office network since around early '99. I've never run into any real problems and - guess what - I've never bought a book. I don't plan to buy any in the near future, either.

    As I mentioned, I think a computer is a tool rather than a hobby.

    I would like to start by stating that she isn't a terribly good tech writer if computers are not a hobby for her. It's evident that she's quite unskilled in her field. 'Computer' are nearly synonymous with 'technology' and has been for years. If this woman's employer is reading this, please let it be known that I am seeking employment as a technical writer. (Seriously.)

    Furthermore, a tool is something that you use to perform a task. It's not an item that you wistfully expect to do the job for you. If you're the 'qualified individual' that is supposed to be able to operate a tool, you have to know how it operates. Computers should "just work" in the sense that they do what they're supposed to do. They do not, and never will, "just work" in the sense that they work flawlessly (as to the users' expectations). The world we live in has things like entropy and imperfection, after all. (This is yet another earmark of this woman's incompetence.)

    If software is distributed in mass-market retail outlets, I expect it to work straight out of the box.

    Likewise, I suspect you've never read the manual for your VCR, microwave, cell phone, or other 'tool' that you use to perform various tasks. (Maybe you haven't, who knows - some people never seem to grasp this 'technology' thing.) Nothing ever works "out of the box". This woman's entire arguement is a collection of faux pas statements that simply attribute themselves to various FUD techniques. They're not even genuine criticisms but gross generalizations that the general public would nominally agree with unless walked through the logic behind them.

    I didn't even make it to the 3rd page of the 'review'. It was that bad.

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  209. Kill your babys! by archiDORK · · Score: 1

    The Linux community can debate software drivers and validity of this articles usefulness, but I would beg that it paid attention to her interface comments. I run Win 2000 on my workstations, XP pro on a Gamming Box and SuSE 8 on a Server. Linux interfaces can be lacking at best. As a graphics professional it is annoying to see poorly designed interfaces and as a self taught admin. the lack of help files is a bother. When I speak of GUI, I do not meant the pretty OS X or XP eye candy, but rather a clean effective GUI that gets thing done. (Granted this is developing quickly in Linux.) Maybe it helps no one but the best interface I have seen is Lightwave 7.5. It is clean and it does a lot in not too much real-estate.

    Cheers,

    Archidork

  210. Re:Article Summary - TROLL ALERT by B'Trey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    She is not technically inept. She is a technical genius compared to many of the people I know. To many of them, running sndconfig is so far out of their league it isn't even funny. The very concepts of dual booting or partitioning a hard drive for different OS's is as foreign to them as the idea of performing a transplant.

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  211. get decent harwdare by stock · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Go to a local LUG, or go online at a linux channel on irc before buying your PC. Have linux users/admins give you suggestions for what they think is kick-ass hardware for running Linux..Then installing distro's like redhat 9 , mandrake 9.1, slackware 9, suse 8.2 are a breeze.

    Why? Because Microsoft has a stiffling grip on the OEM hardware market. There's a shitload of hardware on the market which was designed to be a win2k/winXP only gadget. That would mainly be certain USB devices, winmodems, winprinters, scanners, soundcards and graphics cards.

    Robert

  212. 18 months??? by sirius_bbr · · Score: 1

    So this took her 18 months, and she still hasn't got any linux distribution running that satisfies her? That's one and a half year! In that kind of timespan, I could get any distro running on my hampster, using IP over pigeon for networking, a monkey and a blackboard for video output, and a dozen of budgies for sound output.

    Sjeesh.

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    1. Re:18 months??? by fuali · · Score: 1

      That's because your are a pale skinned linux geek with no-friends outside your linux circle jerk.

      If you're gonna try to be funny, don't sound like such a friggin' poindexter.

  213. Fodder for both sides of the ongoing argument by TedRoche · · Score: 1
    Here's a sad story, one sure to be used by Linux bashers for more material. The evil side will summarize this as "somewhat clued-in tech writer can't get Linux to work on her machine." The other side might view this as "somwhat clued-in tech writer tries
    1. Out-of-date distributions,
    2. On older hardware that was running 95
    3. Without asking for help from more clued-in Linux help
    4. Requiring a dual boot, difficult under most OSes.
    There were a number of things she could have done differently, such as: search out a Linux User Group for some friendly free advice and perhaps an installfest, bought a new machine with Linux installed, or sought out a friend with more experience. She probably would not have had a more pleasant experience trying to install Windows XP Home on the machine, either.
  214. Hahah, I've been saying this for years by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    Just never spent the time to say it in so many words. Linux will never be ready for me (a NetAdmin AND Technical Writer) until it's compatible with the rest of the world (the Windows using world).

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  215. STFU, She right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I had major fucking "Deja Vu" while reading, and I am amazed of all the Denail Bullshit some of you uys dish out !.

    Linux is not even close to being ready for the main market, and your shitty "is the rest of the world th4ts l4m3 Mom !" attitude is pretty old and tired.

    And to those of you "who never had any problems", you are either completly full of shit or members of the 1,54 % "Linux worked 1'st time good for you! club".

    On my old Pentium II 400, Matrox etc... (all dev's appears in compatability list's), the last working distro I was able to work moderatly fine, was RH 6,2.. Since then no luck, same box, runs FreeBSD 4,2 just fine (but not any of the realeases since then btw).

    My never P4 1,6 (full of state of the art dev's), works just fine through the _entire_ RH 8 install, but when I boot ? no mouse !! (which btw worked just fine during install).

    Like load of people already said, you want Bill's head on a stick ?, Well GET BUSY ! cause you are _way_ behind girls !!! (trust me).

    All in al over the last 12 months I spent approx. 4 full weeks trying to pry a Linux (or BSD) on 3 of my boxes, I finally got my laptop to run Linux (on a dual boot - only after some 20-25 runs)..But I recently gave up on EVER getting VMWare to work again, succed one's in 200 I think ?).

    Drop your crap attitudes, and start delivering what you preach (ever heard of the whole KISS mantra ??)

    Oh, and the next guy that tells me to read the man page is a DEAD man/woman ! (95,9 % are completely useless)

  216. convoy by ethnocidal · · Score: 1

    The fundamental problem (as highlighted by the author) is the disparity in desires between 'techies' (I'm guessing people will prefer this over shrieking geeks), and users. To make it clear in this post, techies are people who use computers because they enjoy it; surfing the web, reading email and news, IRC, maybe some development, or just general messing around. Users use the computer because they have to; they work 9 till 5 in an office, bashing out documents. For them, a computer isn't a toy to

  217. wow, you installed and rebooted, good job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She managed to install all of those distributions, double-click an icon, then reboot just as well as you were. Did you try setting up a printer? One of those bubblejet pieces of crap, not the laser printers that all the linux developers seem to all own (lucky me at least). How about a CD Burner? Using it afterward? Probably not.

    'Taint easy. Certainly not automatic. Did you even read the article? The author showed some tidbits of knowledge that seem to point to the possibility she did spend more than 20 minutes working with each distro.

  218. you know that thing with the deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Yeah, that whatchamacallit in that place. You know the one...

    Confused? That is how it is for anyone using something that is complex and new to them. LUG indeed, and how in the nine hells is the average Joe User supposed to know about these. The majority (not all thankfully) of websites around are organized upon the basis that newcomers really already know exactly how to navigate that site and know already of the majority of sites to visit to clue them in.

    My mom would not know of a LUG unless I told her. She certainly would not know to ask and thus not know what to look for. Notice how MS does at least have a standard front page that then serves as a switch board for other sections and (well they used to) having on just about every page a link to "support" or "education"? Linux sites should have that. There should not be a need to search the page for it. There should be in use the defacto standard of web interface of major sections across the top and subsections across the side(s) and common functionality of Search, Contact, Help, About, etc should be located up top where it is easy to be seen and not be drowned out by crap. The methodology that employs this is what is important here. This is what many Linux sites need. That way you do not have to dumb down existing information forums and the like, but you simply provide an optional and easily accessable "cheat sheet" for those who so desire it.

    Oh and on the subject of XP Home, I am wishing that people would never even consider that but the same issue exists there as well. Use pro or 2000 and skip the home crap. Hell, 98 is better than home

  219. Re:It's not a matter of lots of money (Developers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it also true that part of Windows' success in terms of number of software titles is due to (1) MS makes app programming info available by the DVD-full (MSDN), and (2) quick & dirty tools like VB, Delphi etc are widely available and widely documented.

    I'm an unreconstructed C & C++ prgrammer (*I* think Boost Template library is just the most wicked thing ;-). I'll use shell scripts if they're easier. I work equally on NT/2000, Linux and occasionally on SCO. I *do* think VB encourages bad programming - even to the extreme of ...well I'll leave that word picture out of this.

    Point is, on Linux/*BSD/UNIX, documentation is usually thin and often non-existant. Just because you build a better mousetrap doesn't mean the world will beat a path to your door - you have to document and evangelise the mousetrap... can we say Microsoft?

    And really, Linux isn't a better mousetrap. It is just a quite well made standard mousetrap that is also free. Better mousetraps might be things like Plan9 or some of the newer distributed OS's. But reimplementing UNIX in opensource just creates a new UNIX, not a new./better OS.

  220. Reality to /., come in /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The "average user" (the kind of person who uses a computer as a tool to achieve an end rather than a person who believes a computer is an end in itself) is ignorant to the workings of a computer; they don't care how it works, and they don't want to know how to fix it (which is why so many /.'ers work in tech support...one man's ignorance is another man's meal ticket).

    Example: recently, while doing a field sound recording job, a bloke who thought he was fairly cluey asked which version of Windows I had running on my Macintosh (who here can spot the problem with that?). It took 10 minutes, including force-quitting the Finder and starting Windows in VirtualPC in 15 seconds to convince him that it was a completely different OS. Of course, the same guy insisted there was a difference between the Pentium and the P1 processor, and that WindowsME was far more stable than 98...

    Ask yourselves: is this the kind of person you want trying to use Linux for the desktop? Are you ready to try to help this person with tech support? Will you be prepared to sit down and explain the esoteric text commands, all the TLAs, and the obtuse jargon?

    Perhaps this article is a bat for all those who think they have a clue: Linux is NOT ready for the desktop, and speculation on the matter should cease as it is becoming boring. I siggest if you favour Linux personally, you should not recommend it to anyone whose technical abilities you consider LESS THAN your own, because they will probably have a frustrating experience.

    Several things to remember:
    1- a sysadmin has a completely different idea of what is easy to a newbie (extreme examples, but whatever makes the point, and this seems to be the nub of the article);
    2- For hackers, computers are "fun". For most people, computers mean "work", which is a thing to be avoided;
    3- many businesses (and individuals) have a lot of time and effort invested in the files on their systems, and are not in a position to rework their partition systems, file formats, etc on a whim (I DON'T use OSX for precisely this reason; pretty as it is, it renders many $ks of software almost useless). If you all you have is DIVX, MP3, and pr0n, the decision to experiment is much easier, because you don't have anything of real value to lose (I know some smartass is going to say "what about backups", but time taken restoring backups is time wasted).

    Look, I think OSS is great (in principle), Linux should be the business OS of choice (in theory), and Redmond should burn (inflammable), but the reality is that Linux currently has too many quirks to be adopted the defacto standard operating system.

    Slashdot debate on Linux:

    Reader 1: Everybody should use Linux
    Reader 2: Linux can't do ***
    Reader 1: Yes it can, you just need to [insert incomprehensible jargon which is completely different to the incomprehensible jargon you're at least vaguely familiar with]
    Reader 3: RTFM
    Reader 4: Stop whining and write the software yourself
    Reader 5: MICROSOFT SHILL!!
    Reader 2: ...well, I know which platform I'm sticking with...

    1. Re:Reality to /., come in /. by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

      Pretty good point, dude! I DO agree with this.
      Wake up, "people" are DUMB!
      They don't have a clue what a computer is, and claim they do. The example of the guy telling you that the P1 is faster than the Pentium has definitely nothing to do with a Linux distro...

      --
      And then he said: "I'll tell you the meaning of life. It is" and then realized 120 chars are definitely not enough...
  221. Philosophical differences... by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    Linux is like a glorious, complex, idiosyncratic power tool to which a million attachments can be connected. Because it's so flexible and has a million billion parts, you can use it to build a house, polish a gemstone, bake bread or paint masterpieces on canvas, and all for free! The only caveat is that you have to know 1) which attachments do what, 2) which attachments you need for your type of work and 3) how to attach them to the main body of the tool in order to use them.

    Windows is like a power saw. It's preconfigured. In fact, you can't really change very much about it. It's very good at cutting wood, which is something many, many tool enthusiasts want to do. It's relatively pricey, but works well and is pretty reliable. It's not that flexible, but hey, most people want to cut wood, right? Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    The point of my analogy: the UNIX philosophy precludes "pull it out of the box and it 'just works'-ism" as a fundamental design goal. Because for the server folks, "just works" means that it doesn't even install a GUI. For the thin client folks, "just works" means minimal X, querying XDMCP sessions. For the desktop folks, "just works" means a full-blown, heavyweight API with interface guidelines and 3D support.

    Who are you going to make life harder for? Right now, the balance is pretty good. But there's a growing camp in the Linux/UNIX world who basically want to build a power saw... remove all of the flexibility, or at least hide it so deeply that you need an entirely separate set of tools and several hours to tear it apart if you want to make any modifications. The desktop should be tightly integrated into the operating system. The applications should be limited by strict user interface guidelines. There should be draconian compatibility and backward-compatibility rules and components which don't follow them should be eliminated.

    But hide or eliminate the joyous melee of nuts and bolts and you loose the best benefit of Linux and UNIX... the million billion little attachments to do everything from make cheese to cut sheet metal, provided of course that you know what you're doing (see items 1, 2 and 3 in first paragraph). Master Linux and you never need another tool. Master Windows and you'll never need another tool unless you want to do something other than saw wood.

    If you're gonna use a pro's operating system, you're going to have to do your homework, get some training, and understand the tools you need to do the job. They're all there in Linux. You just have to attach, mix and match.

    But if all you ever want to do is saw some wood in the first place, for God's sake just get a power saw and stop complaining!

    --
    STOP . AMERICA . NOW
    1. Re:Philosophical differences... by Z_is_for_Zaron · · Score: 1

      I understand your argument, but I disagree.

      MS has, at this point, about a dozen current new versions of Windows. There are versions for desktops, servers, the Enterprise, homes, entertainment centers, remote displays, tablets, PDAs, cellphones,even cars. In the Linux world, we have dozens of distros, probably a hundred. And each of these distros wants to distinguish themselves, to carve out their own little niche for growth. The best way to do this is to specialize, like MS has done. There is some of that - Red Hat positions itself as being an enterprise distro, Mandrake is supposed to be friendlier, Knoppix touts its one-disc design, another for embedded systems. Diversity among distros does not preclude Linux's flexibility! If you want iron security for a server, you could have a distro with only a CLI. The only distro I know whose goal is home-friendliness is Lindows, and they achieve this by copying MS.

      Lets not kid ourselves, it's not about philosophical differences, its about opportunity for growth, specifically in the home environment.

  222. average joe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems the general consensus here is one of "Linux can be a bitch to install and get working right". I couldn't agree more.
    I went out and bought a copy of SuSE 8.0 when it was hot off the presses. I then spent some time learning this new and (to me) completely arcane system. After a while, I got pretty good at dealing with it. Then I moved to Slackware 8.1. Pain in the ass to get working, but I managed. Now I'm completely down with the whole Linux thing. One of my friends wanted to learn. He's not a bright guy. I installed and completely configured Slackware 9.0 for him. Impressed is an understatement. He could never have gotten it working on his own, but now that it is, he's using it for everything he used to use windows for and learning how to configure and deal with his new OS. The moral? A pain in the ass to get going, but a smooth ride after.

  223. good job, a quick definition here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I thought I would link to or paste here a good definition of what a fanboy is and isn't. However I can't seem to find it now. Needless to say though there are entirely too many out there (by looking at various forums for movies, shows, games, etc) that do not really understand what a fanboy is and is not.

    A fanboy is NOT someone who simply likes something and supports it. A fanboy is NOT someone who defends that something from unsubstantiated attacks.

    A fanboy is a mindless zealot who loves their toy not because of its merits but because of some earlier internal emotional switch being flipped in their head. A fanboy does not appreciate critical thought unless the points made by those thoughts result in unabashed praise for their toy. A fanboy will take even the best written, anti-inflammitory message about what they wanted, expected (from descriptions of the product) and actually received (got) and then flame it down to the point that eventually some real trolls do respond and attack the fanboy and then said fanboy club responds by saying, "See, all these posts are just trolls." A fanboy does not understand that a good developer actually needs feedback in order to improve the product and that fanboys are seen often as just as much a problem as the anti-[product] zealot trolls out there, if not even more of a problem. A fanboy will refuse to offer assistance to problems that someone has by ignoring the post or just saying RTFM (whether it is there or not, but will certainly not link to it). However, a fanboy WILL fall prey to the situation where an ignored post augmented with a light flaming comment that is for attention getting (like the old fashioned High School report opener: "Sex! Now that I've got your attention...") and then hypocritically flame it to ashes. A fanboy will certainly group up with fellow fanboys and form a zealots only club that then will pick the oldest zealot club member join date as the calculation of who is defined as a NOOB and thus not allowed to post anything negative.

    My favorite posts on game sites have been when someone asks if they did something wrong resulting in a corrupt install even including the steps they took to install and update as well as their HW and SW environment. The RTFM category of response is usually spewed especially, "Thats already been asked a bunch, why don't you read the FAQ and use the handy search feature for the forum?" Yet the FAQ reveals no answer and searches return similar posts that were ignored or flamed but never with a usable bit of information passing as an answer. The forum rats get tired of hearing the same question yet do not have the intelligence to solve the situation and update the FAQ and/or provide the sticky tag for the question WITH AN ANSWER.

  224. And any developer who sets the default volume to 0 by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    And any developer who sets the default volume to 0 on his installed sound package should not be allowed to write any kind of software at all.

  225. the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this is not new but is funny if only that I have witnessed this too many times with clients and consultants.
    • gay
    • collection of anime
    • has cats (only)
    • rooms smell like sour piss and rotten food but yet not cat food and cat pee
    • ah hell, I can't remember the rest but I find myself saddened reading this and remembering how consistently true it is.
  226. Linux has and always will have these problems by Theovon · · Score: 0, Troll

    In response to this posting, countless Linux geeks will spend countless hours talking about how this stuff needs to be fixed. But absolutely no one will do anything to fix it. Ever.

    Most Linux geeks are mostly talk. And the ones who aren't focus primarily on internal stuff that the user never sees.

  227. plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What's up with that? It's almost as if they said, we need to create a new shell that looks like UNIX but is different, so lets randomly change a bunch of stuff.
    Wasn't that the oft repeated trick that many students do in school? When writing a report just take some paragraphs and sentences and switch around the gramatical organization, or substitute synonyms here and there. I am curious if the original DOS that Gates bought (then tweaked and branded as MSDOS) used the backslashes. Gates only ever really wrote a basic interpreter, he never did much with MSDOS.
  228. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on. Those 6e printers are a royal PITA! I had plenty of problems with it under doze too. It went in the bin, where it should have gone from day 1.

  229. Linux is the new Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha

  230. mail in gnus by donsaklad · · Score: 1

    What can you try when the available instructive information
    around the varied web links haven't worked when
    you're trying to set up gnus mail ?...

    There's Robin Socha's gnus dotfile generator at
    http://my.gnus.org/GDG/
    GDG is something in the right direction but it didn't work !
    Something more automatic is needed.

    Mail in gnus would be the best way to get through messages!

  231. that's so you BUY them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those linux sites want you to pay for getting a free copy. OpenBSD even forces you to buy the CD if you want one, the only reason I don't use it.

    If you go to Debian.org, FreeBSD.org, or another "free" distribution there'll be a huge "how to get distro." Go to redhat.com and you'll get an "add to shopping cart" button.

  232. Two comments. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    1. She complained about Knopix not retaining her settings. Well, duh. She didn't say so, so I'll assume she didn't run the save settings script.

    2. Why did she try Gentoo?!?!?!?

    1. Re:Two comments. by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      "On the third boot-up, it spotted the printer correctly, but the Wizard did not hold the settings. I had to reselect everything later.

      Knoppix didn't even hold the settings from the Wizard in RAM for a single session

      Never mentioned Gentoo.

  233. Technical Writer? by TheFlu · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to say much about this article, but I found the following quote very odd indeed: "I'm a lousy typist, and text mode is not an efficient way for me to interface with an operating system..."

    She's a "lousy typist"? How in the world can she hold down a job as a technical writer, if she's s lousy typist? Wouldn't that be like a pro football player claiming to be a lousy athlete?

  234. Definately "She" by overshoot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't see anything in the actual article or the page it's on to indicate whether the author is male or female and I don't know if the story submitter (overshoot) knows for sure or just assumed.

    Tsu Dho Nimh has been posting to Usenet for a loooong time. Several posters to bot news.admin.net-abuse.email and comp.os.linux.advocacy have met her in person [1], and "tOSG" of the article is a known poster who works with her.

    Just in case it matters to anyone.

    [1] Under another handle, I'm one of them.

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    Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
    1. Re:Definately "She" by unitron · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but you didn't say anything (totally unrelated to validity of her article and, of course, immature) about whether or not she's really hot looking!

      Perspiring slashdotters want to know!

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    2. Re:Definately "She" by overshoot · · Score: 1

      There's a picture of her from her "hippie chick days." It's not current, if you hadn't guessed.

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      Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
  235. My impressions by Trusted+Content · · Score: 1

    I've been using Mac OS X for almost two years now (since Public Beta). I thought all the time I spent dillying around in the terminal with the GNU tools would be good preparation for a Linux system so I finally got a throwaway P1 133 and installed Debian on it via floppies/network install. I don't know whether I'm just a lucky bastard or what, but all my hardware was recognized and working and I was browsing with Mozilla in X11 with my favorite window manager (WindowMaker) within an hour of installing everything I needed via apt (a lot of experience with fink, the OS X package manager, helped when using apt-get and dselect because its the same program ;]) It looks like some folks are just lucky and some aren't. The hardest thing to do was get X11 to recognize this shite Mitsumi mouse the computer came with but a little bit of searching around the newsgroups and reading some man-pages sorted that out and I soon had GPM configured right. Mind you, I am NO UNIX geek, I just know how to RTFM. Yes, I had to edit a conf file for one second, to remove a section which a very clear error message told me was redundant. Is it SO HARD to use Pico? Yeesh. In a lot of ways, I think these distros with the ultra-advanced installers and their own configuration systems are responsible for half of this writer's troubles. I think maybe she should have given Debian a shot, everything is just so.... logical... and you never have to do anything twice (and I have yet to see a better package system). Of course, I ended up wiping the Linux box and installing OpenBSD so I can do some NAT and firewalling (assuming its not ILLEGAL soon... .grrr... ). Now figuring out how to set THAT up will be a PITA, as I have three NICs installed and it only recognizes two, but I wouldn't expect something that complicated to be easy. In terms of the article, I think folks are needlessly flaming the writer. I don't think the article came off as dissing Linux persay, but reasserting that in its current form, it is not ready for "the desktop". It may be ready for the "workstation desktop", where you are expected to be a power-user and perhaps have someone configure it for you, but the configuration is a bit too advanced to expect of Joe Sixpack and thanks to the Microsoft tax, no one's buying a system with Linux preinstalled except for Lindows (and Lindows is utter CACK). What can be done to make this better? I think the writer gave some damn good suggestions and instead of hating you might give them a quick listen. Linux was easy enough for ME but that's cuz yo soy überg33kteh 31337 |_|54r. ('cept... no)

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    OMG OMG LUNIX OMG
  236. Sorry lady... by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    ..but linux simply isn't a Honda Accord. It's a highspeed rocket car that needs the loving hands of a motorsports fanatic to get it to work. For them, it's fun. For everyone else... well, let it suffice to say some people are better of driving easy to handle cars.

    --
    If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
  237. Some good points -- what to do about it by Sir+Logic · · Score: 1

    Although the author may not have made a completely fair evaluation, he or she did make some really valid suggestions.


    I've been using linux for years, and it is my primary desktop, I have also installed several linux servers... but I still have not found a linux distribution that I'm comfortable installing one some of my Windows client's computers desktops... the people I do work for need a better experience before I can convert their desktops to linux.


    Although, the situation is improving, and Knoppix and Knoppix based distributions appear to have the most promise (and is what I distribute to my friends)


    Linux itself as an operating system is ready (imho) but the installation and configuration issues need to be addressed. Some of the points are things I have had complaints with, it is not a problem with linux itself, but with the applications. For example, Adobe Acrobat Reader for linux displays a license screen when you first load it that runs off of the screen even at 1024x768 and is not resizable... so that you can't click on the ok button. Granted, this is Adobe's problem... but this needs to be addressed.


    What I think we as a linux community need is a usability task force... i.e. a group of people who look for thinks like this (bad dialog boxes, inconsitant help files, non-existant help, visual inconsitancy, etc. and either fix the problems or apply enough pressure so that the problem is fixed (for example, put enough heat on adobe so that fixing their license dialog in Acrobat Reader becomes a priority (something that should only take them an hour or two)) and create a usability and testing check list for software authors to use in their testing. Perhaps even have a usability certification process...


    I for one would be willing to participate in usability testing... I would also like to be able to hand all of my friends a linux cd and say, here install this, and now have to worry about getting endless phone calls for support.

  238. What a silly restriction. by twitter · · Score: 1
    [no sale] ... she rejected the offer of even advice in order to keep the test clean.

    Why? If she was going to go the M$ route like "joe sixpacks" she'd have marched her box over to CompUSA and gotten raped $250 or so. Surely, normal people seek advice when they run into problems? What's clean about not taking advantage of the resources you have? A technical writer should know that no manual, however good, is a stubstitute for a knowledgeable person.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  239. Think outside the "box" by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    or window if you like. I can't recount the times I have been introduced to the local "Windoes Expert" only to find they are educated within a very narrow/shallow box. They have either been taught in one of those expensive useless classes were the trainer shows a presentation that matches the handout page for page ( gee, just mail me the ^&$% class dude). Or they are self taught (yaaaa) but only as much as they need for the enviroment they are in and no more. This enviromental need is through out the business they are involved in and is usually shielded from the big iron in the glass room. It is simply what the masses around them need. So can you be suprised to find that they can't think or have not learned anything past this point.

    They don't need to and in fact anything outside their expertise is a direct threat to it.

    I for one enjoy computers and the challenge of NEW THINGS at really it is the only reason I put up with 98se, XP, 2000 adn Linux. They all over a challenge at some level. Today the biggest challenge is Linux like Gentoo and similiar distro because I need to try a bit harder to get them doing what I want. The big point for me is capatability with apps like Peachtree and a real good CRM app like Goldmine get that and windows is gone!!

    That all being said, I got Linux running 4-5 years ago, dual booting on a toshiba laptop with Mandrake and Redhat. Did have to do a bit of READING though :-)

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    Si vis pacem, para bellum! For evil to succeed good men need only do nothing!
  240. "We have met the enemy and he is us." by winkydink · · Score: 1

    - Pogo

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  241. If OSS/FS never existed... by GrimReality · · Score: 1

    Just some 'food for thought':

    If Open-Source/Free Software is inferior to commericial software, have you considered the situation if Open-Source/Free Software didn't exist at all?

    Would everyone be satisfied because GNU/Linux, *BSD etc. are not there to bother them with lack of support?

    Would everyone be happy because you will only be able to talk to a sweet-talking paid employee, and not have to deal with 'screaming geeks'?

    Thank you.

    GrimReality
    2003-04-06 19:03:02 UTC (2003-04-06 15:03:02 EDT)

  242. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1

    As for your points about burning CDs, I agree. The new XCDRoast and cdrtools work very well and the author of XCDRoast complains that RH is lagging and he gets the complaints. Personally, this seems to be about right. RH is definitely making more problems by distributing some old releases.

  243. Lousy typist by Ignatius+J.+Reilly · · Score: 1

    "I'm a lousy typist, and text mode is not an efficient way for me to interface with an operating system."

    -- Umm, a Lousy Typist who dislikes writing text to the computer, works as a Technical Writer?

    Theres something fishy about this whole thing!

  244. hmmm by zorander · · Score: 1

    She's a technical writer and on the first page states "I'm not a very good typist"

    Maybe it's tome for some serious career reconsideration?

    The claims that "root was getting locked out of files" were also somewhat false since AFAIK unless you've got that NSA-secure Linux or something, this is not possible (you can -r the file perms, but this doesn't happen by accident or automatically in my experience).

    I don't claim that Linux is right for anyone and everyone--even if it is right for me. Unfortunately, she didn't give it a fair chance. Consider the following points:

    1. She was attempting a dual boot--not something that it's usually reccomended for newbies to attempt, especially if you're mixing win/lin partitions on a given drive at any point. To really compare it, installabilitywise, it should be installed much as you'd install windows--on a new computer, or one about to be wiped. The defaults can't deal with dual and single boot since everyone has such different views as to how to do it. To be fair to the "click and go" nature of the installers, this should be attempted on a system that doesn't have a rpeexisting OS.

    2) She's using old hardware--If you put Windows XP on old hardware, it falls flat on its face...so why should she expect 1 year old copies of Linux to do much better (in general they do, from my experience, but still, it's not a fair comparison).

    3) Some hardware is not supported through no fault of a Linux distribution--modem/video/sound problems are often the result of closed spec. She should compare to how well a windows box works only using drivers with the "microsoft" vendor tag, not how well a computer that has been vendor-drivered up works.

    4) The hardware she was using sounds flakey--especially if she had to keep switching things to make it work. It was a poor testbed.

    The comparison she made wasn't fair to the Linux distros at all--it was merely anecdotal, and she formatted it like a scientific review. This is poor journalism and from a technical writer I'd expect at least a small bit of sense.

    Brian

  245. My take on this... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the Story:

    "Note: Requirements 2 and 3 eliminate WindowsXP as an upgrade route. I would need to buy a new computer, probably new peripherals, and replace some eXPensive software to get the dubious benefits of product-activation codes and embedded functions I don't want and can't delete."

    Clearly, the author is on crack, as I'm currently running Windows XP on a machine past it's prime, and am having no problems whatsoever; additionally, I can run Office 2000 without incident. If she's still using Office 97, then she really needs to come into the modern world just a wee bit.

    Her statement on using only the available documentation (no man pages, no newsgroups, no other websites, etc.) is right on--you shouldn't have to rely on third-party information that is most likely out of date or configured completely incorrectly for your needs.

    One common problem she was having was that she couldn't burn a CD with non-Root privelage. That "problem"--actually a security feature--exists on Windows XP as well. It's that way for a reason, yo.

    Mandrake 8.1 (Linux for Windows): "Silly me! I expected that if the box says "Linux for Windows" and the CD says "Linux for Windows," they would contain an installation specifically and solely of Linux for Windows. I expected it would install from the CD-ROM like other Windows programs. I was quite mistaken."

    You mean you didn't expect false information? What are you stupid? Damn near every manual you read has some wrong information or FUD in it of some type or other--it doesn't matter what manual it is, there are lies there. It's how it is.

    Lycoris: "I inserted the CD with Windows active and discovered that it requires an installation of MSIE 4.0 or higher for the autorun installation to work. Although MSIE was installed on the system, Lycoris didn't find it and closed out with a fatal error."

    That's a failure for sure...wonder why the Lycoris people never found that one--more testing for them I bet.

    Oh, and the burn CD as root only thing is mentioned above, so I won't repeat myself.

    Mandrake 8.0: "With the new graphics card, Mandrake installed more easily. To my surprise, the CD player worked as expected. I haven't a clue why a different graphics card would affect the CD player's access rights, but it did."

    Conflict? Programming stupidity? Lack of proper driver? Dependencies?... FIIK (Fucked if I know).

    SuSE 7.1 Professional = SoSO: Many problems she had = German shitware.

    Mandrake 8.2 Beta 1 and 2: Apparently the Freanch make shitware as well (goes great with the German one! LOL)

    "This brings out another frustrating aspect of Linux distributions: whom should I report the bug to? If you think the "it's the hardware, no, it's the software" tap-dance in the Windows world is annoying, wait until you see the "don't blame us we're only the distributor, you gotta talk to the dev team, no you gotta talk to the hardware maker, no it's the driver writers" boogie."

    HA! Hahahahahahahahaha! What have I been preaching for the last 2 years? This! I could rub this in some more, but I wont.

    Mandrake 9.0, Red Hat 8.0, & Knoppix: Getting warmer, but still shitty... Love those useless errors, don't we? Man Page? Lucky you didn't lose your sanity!

    And finally..."As a whole, Linux is much closer to being an acceptable operating system than it was at the start, but it's still not perfect. Printing is still not a sure thing, sound-card support is degenerating instead of improving, and I have yet to successfully burn a CD. At the moment, I have Mandrake 9 installed but don't use it."

    Yup, that's what I expected would happen. I must say she took hold of this and continued way beyond where most would have stopped. Medal of Valor type continuing above and beyond. Pity you never "won" this fight.

  246. My Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am computer literate - and am very well versed with computers (DOS / Windows 3.1 onwards)

    I treied to install slackware about 9 years ago (can't recall exact version) on a great (at that time) 486 DX2 66 with 16 MB ram.

    Windows 3.11 (later windows 95) runned without a problem - I had problems with slackware running.

    When on to Windows 98, then NT (due to some stuff I had to do).

    After that Win2k and tried Redhat 7.1 (It was 7.x series - not sure which exactly) at the same time (was running an AMD 1.1 Ghz chip - Abit KT133 - RAID - 512 MB RAM).

    Sort of worked, but oops, my USB DSL modem not detected... ok, back to windows I go.

    Downloaded latest Mandrake (9.1 right) on my current system - Abit NF7-S - 2200 XP - 512 MB Ram.

    I had primary OS (Windows XP) on my IDE channel.
    My 2nd HDD was on SATA.

    Installed Mandrake on the SATA drive - hummm, installs well, SEEMS to detect everything (I suspect not detect the built in NIC), reboot, - not work (forgot error message - something about losing iterrupt to the HDD or somehting every few secs during boot up).

    Now downloading Redhat 9 - thru bit torrent (seems very very slow on my DSl - only about 5kbps - I will wait).

    Will try the same thing I did with Mandrake - if it works, XP has a chance to go bye bye - if not, well..........

    Best part is, I have developed software for various test cases for a 2 letter computer company (starts with H ends with P) and have experience running various server stuff. I don't mind the CLI etc.

    I am even now co-admining a Linux server on the web - but I don't do much, my buddy does most.

    But damn, installing Linux on the home system sure is not easy.

    Lets see what happens with Redhat......

  247. Re:Microsoft thrives on free support by nametaken · · Score: 0

    ...God forbid someone asks a stupid tech support question in the linux community, though. I see this all the time. Someguy: "Hey, can anyone tell me why my soundcard doesn't work in linux?" Uberprick: "Whut sndcard & distro" SG: "Who's distro?" Uberprick: "Whut kernel?" SG: "huh?" UP: "Fsck'n n00b." Everyone: "YEAH!! I HATE THAT CRAP!!! RTFM ASSHOLE!!" SG: - Cries himself to sleep -

  248. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm living in a nice house, driving a nice car, running Linux on a nice computer, and he says it didn't work out for me.

    Can someone explain?


    Sure, you have to run Linux, thats a sure a sign as any that you've failed.

  249. I stopped reading at the first bullet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admit that some GUI is nice, but I never run X without a console and at least one term open, and my most-commonly used application in Windows is cmd.exe... If anyone ever trys to take my CLI away, I will be thoroughly pissed...

  250. user experience improvements the open source way by tychoS · · Score: 1

    Open source works by putting the user in a position to fix his/her problems with the software no matter if "the user" is a ten thousand people coorporation a 20 people company or a single individual.

    The downside is that problems that only bother a small part of the userbase are not being fixed.

    It seems that the user experience for people using Linux as a desktop office or entertainment system is such a problem that has in the past bothered too few end users.

    Progress towards a better end user experience for desktop office and home use for Linux will come from a sufficiently large number of such endusers starting to work on improving Linux towards a better user experience. Companies or government organisations with thousands of desktop computers in their offices are the end users most likely to be willing and able to make a difference here, but of course the little guy - end individual home user or small business user can make contributuins as well.

    Are there anything keeping companies with an interest in replacing macs and windozz machines with Linux in their offices from contributing to a better user experience for such users?

  251. Article sabotaged by IE? by pileated · · Score: 1

    Well I can't even read this thing because at every page IE tells me that there's an error on page and wants to know if I want to debug. So I decide yes and can never find the missing paren that IE thinks is so disastrous.

  252. Re:Newbie? I'd call her an expert! by arose · · Score: 1

    On Win98 I had to enter the hardware list and to select reinstall on Epson USB something to get an Epson USB printer working, so much for easy.

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  253. The problem is by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    we have a clueless person, or at the least one who has been out of the loop for a while.

    This person has been using the same tools for a long time. The expectation that a different set of tools is just going to work is unrealistic.

    So the article correctly documented their trouble working through that new toolset.

    Does this mean Linux is not ready for a desktop?

    No.

    The software this person needs is there for the downloading, or a modest purchase cost.

    Should things just work for that price? Did they under Win 95?

    The setup for this machine would have taken 2 hours tops. Compare that to the cost of WinXP / 2000 + Office.

    Linux is a lot closer than we think.

    I agree with the idea the autoconfiguration needs more polish, but that is not the show stopper it once was.

    Would be nice to see the same person write another article, only this time they budget $200 for upgrade and configuration services.

    I believe they would be very happy with the result.

    Just think, if every win32 user had to actually pay for the regular thrashing they get friends to do, the perception of Linux would be different wouldn't it?

    Personally, I now charge for such services and people get pretty frustrated. They are also a lot more careful with their machine.

    So if you are going to perform a free technology refresh for someone, do it with Linux for free, or charge for the service under win32.

    Make them show the license while you are at it.

    Don't have one? Great, looks like it is either pay what you should pay, or I can do Linux right now.

    $200 Install and configure

    Assuming they can't show licenses

    Retail WinXP license

    Retail Office.

    So lets say $600 total?

    Given that you can get a nice machine for that, or fix your car or pay rent, that seems to be a strong incentive to give Linux a shot.

    So users are now faced with a choice. They can pay Bill and keep paying, or they can pay for some services and invest a little time learning and pay very little going into the future.

    For many users, Linux will do what they need. They just don't see the value because they are getting services for free...

  254. Re:Article Summary - TROLL ALERT by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not a perfect analogy. With an organ transplant, you can expect that the person you're explaining it to will have some idea what your heart, lungs, and kidneys are. So all you need to do is tell them, "We're taking out the old heart, and swapping in the new one." With quite a few computer users, they understand screen, keyboard, mouse, and "magic box".

    "I'm just going to repartition your hard drive."

    "Repermission my what?"

    "It's a little disk in your computer that stores all your files. I'm just going to divide it into two sections so that you can install two separate operating systems."

    "Couldn't we just use a second disk? I have a blank one in my desk drawer."

    "No, that's a different type of disk. You can't fit an operating system on one, except maybe tomsrtbt..."

    "Okay, I'll try that one."

    "I'll call you when I'm done."

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  255. Our job is safe now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi All,

    yea, these seem that normal user will face to when come to use Linux. They normally know nothing other than mouse click (keyboard for them may be hard to use anyway, command line program??? never heard about that, they may think is that 1980s? DOS type of OS???)

    Anyway, as long as these people is around, they will need expert to do the work for them, now our job is safe... hehee

  256. Desktops too limited by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

    I think that many of the problems people experience with Linux can be traced down to the fact that the desktop environments have a somewhat narrow focus.

    KDE and GNOME have come a long way towards addressing issues such as consistancy and ease-of-use in user interfaces. They may still lag slightly behind Windows but overall they're clean, elegant and friendly.

    The problem is that the desktop environments really aren't particularly aware of the lower levels of the computer. They know how to display graphics using X and how to produce sound but that's pretty much it. If the desktop environments could be extended to cover other vital aspects of the system, such as hardware installation / configuration, then I think Linux would be ready for anyone's desktop.

    The problem, of course, is that this is rather hard to do as the various flavours of GNU/Linux (and other *nix and *BSD systems) do things rather differently. Still, I think it could be done using some kind of extensible system with modules to handle distribution specific things.

  257. Users dont install Windows either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I _hate_ to add to what has been said but, you know,
    MS dosn't expect newbies to be able to configure and
    install Windows either. In general they can't. The vendor pre-installs it and they get a 'rescue CD'.

    600+ posts, flagilatory crap, FUD ... no wonder M$ marketeers laugh!

  258. Re:Hey, France! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screw it, we need a posix like commitee to decide on a standard distribution with standard software installed,,,,not 500 duplicate applications.

  259. Why is this flamebait? Can't you handle the truth? by hemanman · · Score: 1

    Well, here goes my possitive Karma, but I couldn't agree more with you. If I had some modpoints, I'd use them on you.

    -H

  260. Re:And any developer who sets the default volume t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And any manufacturer who ships an amp with the power switch turned off shouldn't be making hardware either


    Really, off is the safe setting. You don't know what kind of sound system is going to be plugged into the card. Better to adjust the volume yourself than blow out your speakers.

  261. The curse of the clueless by Arandir · · Score: 1

    Yep, she's clueless. Consider:

    It must have a GUI interface for installing and configuring the system. I'm a lousy typist, and text mode is not an efficient way for me to interface with an operating system.

    I just installed Slackware 9.0 this afternoon. It has a text mode installer. It did not require any typing of any words beyond entering a root password. The only other keys uses were up-arrow, down-arrow, space and return. It doesn't friggin matter how lousy a typist she is, she doesn't need to know how to type!

    I hear this complaint/request all the time, and it never ceases to amaze me that it's even a concern. Is she expecting to manually write partition geometries or something? Manually having to type in obtuse package names? Nothing of the sort!

    p.s. I'm not claiming Slackware is appropriate for the clueless, or that manually typing in commands is never needed. But rejecting an installer out of hand because it uses a 80x25 text window instead of a 640x480 pixel window is silly.

    p.p.s. I wonder how she writes her technical documents if she can't type. ViaVoice?

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  262. She's a tech writer? by srussell · · Score: 1
    It's based on my impressions as a technical writer, Linux neophyte and curmudgeon.
    ...
    It must have a GUI interface for installing and configuring the system. I'm a lousy typist, and text mode is not an efficient way for me to interface with an operating system.

    Whew. Talk about bad career choices.

  263. Simple installation is a red herring by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Basically this lady wanted a Linux distribution that installed cleanly, completely and simply in a moderately complex environment and she found none that fitted the bill.

    It has been said elsewhere that Linux will not be ready for the desktop until something like that happens for the majority of people even vaguely interested in Linux.

    My opinion is that this goal is not only elusive and very hard to get to (even Microsoft is not able to do it all that well), it's also where we do not want to be. Personally I don't really care how hard the installation is as long as I can get there somehow, and that afterwards the system actually works. The opposite (easy installation but flakey system) holds no interest for me.

    Also I have the somewhat elitist view that if people don't want to be bothered with installation and interface problems they are welcome to pay the Microsoft (or Apple) tax. Sure Linux will never take over Microsoft as long as this is the case but is this desirable?

    Finally even if Linux were uniformly better than Microsoft in every aspect (not so far off) even useability, most PC users would still not use it, not by choice but by ignorance, lack of pre-installation deals, poor OEM support, lack of misleading and overwhelming marketing support, etc.

    In other words what is limiting Linux on the desktop today are not the technical aspects but all the rest, and no amount of programming will change that.

  264. ...ftp... by vovin · · Score: 1

    cli: lftp
    gui: isn't that what mozilla is?

  265. Linux wannabe morons on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with all you folks crying about how 'hard' Linux is to install ...is that you need to get a clue. ALL OPERATING SYSTEMS REQUIRE MORE THAN A MODICUM OF KNOWLEDGE TO INSTALL AND CONFIGURE PROPERLY. Always have and always will. Get over it. RTFM. Then read it again.

    1. Re:Linux wannabe morons on slashdot by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

      This is the tipycal reacion that will keep Linux down on its knees in front of who-you-know. I mean, come on, you can't claim to become bigger than Goliath on one side and scream on the other side "let's keep 95% of the users out of our way"! Of course an OS isn't a game or a word processor, I agree completely; but still, MS shit installs MUCH easier (and YES, it's MUCH shittier too ;-) ), trust me. And about the RTFM, I'm sorry, but at least with some distros, it is of NO help AT ALL. It tells you go to this or that website...How can you manage to go on the Internet if you can't even see the installation screen, damn it? To summarize my thoughts: either you stop trying "converting" people to Linux, either you make it simpler. But don't try to get more users than MS if you don't want to help them. The key is, Joe Average user is DUMB, he will click "yes" and "default" every time he sees it. The difference is, in MS you've got 200 confirmations, and if you don't choose the good thing it's not THAT imoprtant after all; do the same in Linux and you loose all you had in 2 seconds. And don't tell about a "backup recovery" to Joe Average...His thoughts will be "that crap screwed up everything, let's throw it away". Period.

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  266. My Hobby by Andy+Tanenbaum · · Score: 1

    I respect that our loosely-knit community supports the efforts of newbies, but personally (as a developer), I have nothing to say to the author of this article. I develop as a hobby. I write programs that I could use. If you can use my code, it makes me happy. But if my code for any reason does not meet your requirements, I request that you move along.

    I do not get paid for my work. And I have no obligation to meet your needs, or to even share my code.

  267. She? raises intresting points, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been something of a linux newbie (I tend to dabble when its not annoying me)

    I do seem to have a lot of bad luck with some distros, but I did manage (with help and advice from a good friend or two) to install Debian.

    I think linux needs to be more friendly (Or leave the option for those who want it) as it baffles me how doing something seemly harmless as.. mounting a CD-Rom with mount managed to convert a 40gb NTFS partion to FAT32 totally fubaring all the data on it)

    What I find very interesting here is, People always go if you need help, contact the Newsgroups or IRC ect.. Or even worse RTFM..

    Now, in practice, this never seems to work for example, I believe it was on.. Mandrake 8 (Memory sucks at the best of times) I could not get it to dial out to the internet) So I read through the man pages (guessing the titles that would help)

    Only to get a rather unhelpful message telling me that the ppp Daemon died with a unexpected error.. Checking /var/log/* didn't help at all, as it only gave the same message, So I tried IRC (debian.org #linuxhelp)

    And all I can say is.. wow, a string of RTFM!! and messages going how it wasn't linux's fault, It was mine :) Or the modems, or my machine? Yet it works flawlessly under windows?

    (It turned out in the end to be a bug in the ppp daemon/software.. something, Cant remember exactly) And the fix was, laughably, connect to the internet and download a file..

    I seem to have gone off on a bit of a rant here so I will get back on point..

    Yes Linux CAN be good that's one of the reasons I keep going back to try again after it kicks you ;) But it does need work.. and you have to ask, will it EVER be ready for the desktop user?
    IMO, I think there is room for both, and we should just let the user decide, is that not the point of Linux and other GNU programs? So the user has choice?

    (hopfully that makes sence ;) Its 11am and I've had no coffee)

  268. Astroturfing by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Installing any of the Linux distributions from a CD has become so easy that I've had non-tech students and faculty do it without help, even. It looks like Michael's posting of the article or the article itself is part of some campaign.

    Judging from the style of arguments, Slashdot is getting more heavily hit by astroturfers and trolls.

    A common strategy for astroturfers and trolls is to first steer a discussion of facts to a discussion of opinions. Then they can discredit the facts by either giving them equal valence to opinions or by pulling people's chain until they start to bark...

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  269. You are a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy shit. You can't even install Linux? Check yourself in to a group home for mental defectives or kill yourself. Windows users are retards; that's why we don't do things the same way a Windows user does.

  270. Kettle, meet Pot by Lozzer · · Score: 1

    Less cute commentary, more helpful text in help files, please. Any programmer who has "please hire me" as the sole contents of the help file for his program is proclaiming his unemployability; who needs a programmer that can't explain what the software does?

    Probably the same people who need a technical writer who can't install software.

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  271. Linux does not have the security model she wants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She wants to do everything as root, without switching to root. This is the basic problem that has allowed various varuses to sweep through Windows world. Linux should never bow to this kind of "ease of use". This is where user education will need to replace user wants.

  272. Alas the penguin is not insert french word for m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If i could remember my password, I am skycracker.

    Best reason to be using linux is that so many people keep moaning"never will be ready for the masses". Neither was MS Windows 1.0 back in last millenium. People keep believing that talented programmers will only produce code for those willing to pay them money - B dot ds. Talented will produce good code for whomever or whatever suits them. Some money, some a bright spot on the facade of grand code.

    The current crop of linux distros all have failings and plusses. It was for this reason I was drawn to linux - to apply time and effort to making some great applications that users found easy to use, whether they were advanced or newbie. Yeah, doing this does not pay my bills, but it makes good use of my mind, and I enjoy working in software much as folks who enjoy doing crossword puzzles.

    Go linux. I would rather have my quantum of making a good thing better than selling off my sweat for slavery.

  273. Appreciate the advice by krysith · · Score: 1

    As a Linux newbie who just installed RH 8.0 last month and is still working out the kinks, I appreciate the advice. I am using an old P166 that still runs Win95 on a partition. I am looking for something a little faster than my experience with Gnome/KDE. It's as slow as molasses currently. I was looking for a way to change some sort of configuration to make it faster, but I think I'll just try something else. One of the daughter posts refers to a 90MB RAM load running a "fast" newer version of Gnome, but I have only 64 MB RAM! (and am too cheap to upgrade the old beast) Now if only I could get my USB working with my Sony Microvault...

    1. Re:Appreciate the advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 266MHz Thinkpad with 64MB that has Debian installed on it. Originally I had KDE running, but that took a long time to load up and ran fairly slowly. I finally got around to replacing it with just Windowmaker and I couldn't be more pleased.

      I think you'll be happy to use Windowmaker (or icewm)--just the change will make the computer seem faster--even if the absolute speed ain't all that great.

      To get your USB storage key working (I assume that is what a "Microvault" is), you may need to compile a new kernel or load in the "USB storage" module. Not fun for a newbie, so check around if there is an easier way.

  274. Re:Just had a horrible Linux experience today myse by NullProg · · Score: 1

    A few things....

    - Lilo doesn't know how to write/read to an NTFS formatted drive.

    - X Windows isn't configured out of the box. It is usually setup after the first reboot/login (I'm not sure how debian does it).

    but then the whole GUI locked up and I had to turn the power off and reboot
    - Ctrl+Alt+Backspace shuts down X. Run XF86Setup brefore restarting.

    - You might want to snoop around
    http://www.linuxquestions.org/
    for some basic understanding and knowledge before your next install.

    Enjoy,

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  275. Very good point. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see sales stats of those Walmart Lindows PCs. (i.e. a preinstalled version of Linux)

    Most of these reviews seem to forget that Windows installations can be equally nightmarish to install Hell, it took me *two years* before I figured out how to get Win98 to run on an old system of mine. (I ran 95 until then. It turned out in the end that 98 needed a motherboard driver update to work with my SCSI controller, until then the system would hang on bootup.

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  276. Another Unrealistic Comparison by dinog · · Score: 1
    Why do all these novices who probably have never installed a standard version of Windows on a non (Dell, Gateway, et al.) standard PC insist on installing several different versions of Linux on a PC that probably has a ton of hadrware that makes little if any effort to be Linux compatible (compared to XP logo certified for example) ?

    Let's make a fair comparision. Install Several versions of Windows and several versions of Linux on the same hardware, with no XP logo certs or Linux certs and see how frustrated the same user gets with both Windows and Linux. Until comparision writers are willing to put Windows through the same test, I have little faith in their objectivity. There are a few places you can buy PC's with Linux pre-installed. If you want to make that comparision to your Dell or Gateway box, then go right ahead. Otherwise you're comparing apples to orange marmalade.

    Dean G.

  277. a different perspective by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    "If you are a hairy-chested Linux administrator or programmer, you will undoubtedly find yourself screaming as you read the following. Save your breath." ... ok, and if you're incompetent hack claiming to be a "technical writer", this OS may not be for you. Save *your* breath.

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  278. Linux vs Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know most people find using/installing windows
    easier than linux. I find it the other way
    round. I have been using linux at home now
    for about seven years and have worked with linux for about five years.I recently tried to install windows on a PC for my father-in-law.
    It took 5 attempts to install and patch windows
    and about 6 attempts to get office installed
    I eventually gave up trying to patch it, at least
    I did get it finished.
    Linux on the otherhand I can install and fully patch and customise within about 1hr (not including download speeds)
    It shows that it all depends what you are used to.....

  279. prolly redundant but... by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    ...so much for the idea that linux is ideal for older hardware.

  280. Re:Just had a horrible Linux experience today myse by Z_is_for_Zaron · · Score: 1

    I just got done trying out Knoppix for the first time tonight, and I just had to say, Beautiful! Bravo to the Knoppix and KDE people, and whoever had a hand in developing this stuff! I knew that there were good, user-friendly versions of Linux out there; I had just not stumbled across any before. I am very impressed :) No nightmares, no configuration whatsoever - it just works. This has got to be the most user-friendly installation I've ever seen. Kudos.

    In defense of the other distros, I have had very little Linux exposure; if yours is user-friendly, I haven't seen it yet.

  281. why dual boot? by franksp · · Score: 1

    I was begining to read the article and one doubt just popped out: why did she need a dual boot? If she didnt use that much of computer power-like a CAD tool or maya- and her basic needs were suplied, she didnt need a dual boot. I think that maybe her experience would be a lot simpler and happier if she realized why and what she was doing. Franciso

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