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The First Steps Towards Asimov's Psychohistory?

lawrencekhoo writes "The Chronicle of Higher Education has an interesting article about the Gottman Institute's (a.k.a. the love lab) work on modeling the dynamics of marital conversations. These models are described in John Gottman et. al.'s recent book The Mathematics of Marriage: Dynamic Nonlinear Models (MIT Press). Should be an interesting read for anyone who ever wondered if human interactions could be mathematically modeled."

293 comments

  1. I don't have money by benna · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This sounds interesting but I can't afford a subscription to that site. :(

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  2. The married life by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...modeling the dynamics of marital conversations.."

    Most marital conversations I witness involve ditching the kids, how much the man drank with his buddies last night, why the hell is he always looking at her bimbo sister with big boobs, and for what reason did the woman decide that it would be a good idea to pay $100 for that purse.

    1. Re:The married life by jumpingfred · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only $100 for a purse? I should be so lucky.

    2. Re:The married life by Silent_E · · Score: 1

      wow,

      I've only seen that much bullshit in the movies. I guess life does imitate art.

    3. Re:The married life by infinite9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unmarried huh? You almost got it.

      What she says:

      1. How do we ditch the kids?

      2. Why do you pay more attention to your buddies than me?

      3. Why do you pay more attention to that computer than me?

      4. Do you think that woman's attractive?

      5. I can pay $100 for a new purse, but you can't pay $49.95 for a new game (see #3)

      6. You don't care about my feelings.

      7. You're not sensitive to my needs.

      8. Why don't you do something constructive.

      9. Rub my feet.

      10. Do we have to do that again? Why can't we just cuddle?

      What I say:

      1. How do we ditch the kids?

      2. Would you please stop grooming me!

      3. Would you please stop parking in the dead center of the garage!

      4. Would you please stop falling asleep in the dead center of the bed!

      5. Not everything is cooked on 10.

      6. For the last time, here's how to use the tivo.

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    4. Re:The married life by oaf357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm... this sounds SOOOO familiar.

    5. Re:The married life by bigberk · · Score: 1, Interesting
      How do we ditch the kids?
      I don't understand what's the deal with this. In my family we don't talk of ditching kids, we talk of helping kids become strong, useful members of society.

      If the kids are such a problem, it's because you made them a problem. Or do you not raise your own kids?

      In a lot of countries (Japan comes to mind) children and their education are highly valued. Young people are respected and grow up respecting the rest of their family. As a result, they take care of their parents when they get older and everyone doesn't selfishly "ditch each other".

    6. Re:The married life by plalonde2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      More like ditch the kids so we can get some "us" time

      Slashdot bachelors might not understand this concept.

    7. Re:The married life by reiggin · · Score: 1

      The author of that statement, for the uninformed, thick-skulled, is saying, "How can we sneak off to have sex once and a while without Timmy asking for a drink of water everytime I make a move on you?" Jeez. Don't over analyze. And if in your family, you don't speak of ditching kids, you're not making them stronger -- you're scaring them for life with images of your bare rump pumping against your middle aged wife.

    8. Re:The married life by hazem · · Score: 1

      You mean to say that you and your spouse have never wanted to "get it on", but the kids are full of energy and it's only 10 minutes from bedtime?

      That's what it means to want to "ditch the kids"

      Why do you think they invented Saturday morning cartoons? It ain't for the kiddies!

    9. Re:The married life by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what's the deal with this. In my family we don't talk of ditching kids, we talk of helping kids become strong, useful members of society.

      Disclaimer=-- I am not yet married, though I am engaged to be. Nor at this time do I have kids, but I remember being a kid ;-)

      2 points:

      1: Marriages require attention and time you can devote to them. Having some "us" time can be vital to the maintenance of a marriage. It is not about ditching the kids....

      2: If the kids have some responsible tendencies, I think it can be positive experience to leave them with a baby-sitter for an evening. This can help to encourage these tendencies. It is all connected.

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    10. Re:The married life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always get the last word in a marital conversation.... "Yes, dear"

    11. Re:The married life by bigberk · · Score: 1
      You mean to say that you and your spouse have never wanted to "get it on", but the kids are full of energy and it's only 10 minutes from bedtime?
      Geez guys, thanks for the replies... if that's your worries, this is what sleepovers, camping trips with friends and school trips are for :) Thanks for the clarification.
    12. Re:The married life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      4. Do you think that woman's attractive?

      "What woman?"

    13. Re:The married life by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > More like ditch the kids so we can get some "us" time
      >
      > Slashdot bachelors might not understand this concept.

      Some Slashdot bachelors understand the concept quite well. No wife pretty much means no kids. So anytime is "me^H^Hus" time.

      I mean, I'm a grown man! I can get my own beer from the fridge, so what the hell do I need a wife for?

      Sure, you could always try to build a robot to get your beers for you... but how's a married guy going to get the necessary time off from the family to try and build one?

      And finally, I defy any married guy to tell his wife that the reason he's spending every weekend in the workshop/lab is to build a beer-fetching robot that responds to the voice command "Yo, serving wench! Get me a beer!"

    14. Re:The married life by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > The author of that statement, for the uninformed, thick-skulled, is saying, "How can we sneak off to have sex once and a while without Timmy asking for a drink of water everytime I make a move on you?"

      Old joke: You can always tell married people by the way they think of lube during sex. "Wow, honey, that's real slippery! If we smear it on the doorknob after we put Timmy to bed, the little bastard'll never be able to get in here!"

    15. Re:The married life by ProlificSage · · Score: 1
      Slashdot bachelors might not understand this concept.

      Some of us with married friends do. Usually because our buddies with wife and kids are always complaining about how the wife is never in the mood, and even if she is, it's impossible to have quality time in the bedroom with a toddler pounding on the door. A couple I know has 5 kids (teens to toddlers) and they *need* to get away every once in a while just to keep their sanity. When I spend time at their house, it's the best damned "scared single" program I could ever hope for. :-)

      Funny thing is, though, I wouldn't mind having those kinds of problems. Even with all that chaos. Guess I'm just a family man - wannabe.

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    16. Re:The married life by krow · · Score: 1

      What she says:

      1. How do we ditch the kids?
      Pig Farm

      2. Why do you pay more attention to your buddies than me?
      That is just your imagination, but I will be gone every weekend this month to go hiking with them.

      3. Why do you pay more attention to that computer than me?
      What did you say? I found another cool site where the guy has all of the cats in bondage gear.

      4. Do you think that woman's attractive?
      Oh yeah, can you hold the bags and stand way over there why I go hit on here.

      5. I can pay $100 for a new purse, but you can't pay $49.95 for a new game (see #3)
      Right, because I blew our entire cash reserves on a bigger Tivo!

      6. You don't care about my feelings.
      Yes I do. What are you thinking?

      7. You're not sensitive to my needs.
      I bought you that video game right?

      8. Why don't you do something constructive.
      I did. Just last weekend I rewired most of the house so that we could have ethernet in the bedroom.

      9. Rub my feet.
      My hands really hurt from typing all day.

      10. Do we have to do that again? Why can't we just cuddle?
      Because you are blocking the screen.

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    17. Re:The married life by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they invented Saturday morning cartoons? It ain't for the kiddies!

      You see Saturday morning lately? The networks killed the cartoon lineups years ago in favor of high-profit talk-shows and tabloid news. Something about deregulation.

      Nick and Cartoon Network will work, I guess. But, how do the kids live without 2 fps talking dog cartoons?

      Oh, anime.

    18. Re:The married life by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Japanese value their children so much, they keep them in school until 9pm every night. These are called 'cram schools' for a reason. High stress situations and memorization are the order of the day. You wouldn't believe their English homework. It's so thick I couldn't even tell what they were asking, it's all obscure parts of grammar that English-speaking people never use. One of my students, a boy with the unlikely name of "Go" (five) would fall asleep and miss his lesson frequently. Our lesson night was the only night of the week he didn't have to go to cram school, and sometimes I just felt bad knowing I was keeping him up.

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  3. non-register link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here.

    1. Re:non-register link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!!!

    2. Re:non-register link by Marijuana+al-Shehi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, thank you for the link. I skimmed through the article looking for the functions. The juicy stuff is towards the end of the article. The basic thesis of the article turns out to be that <obvious>the marriage is likely to be successful if the partners have similar functions</obvious>.

      Reminds me of some wisdom I once gleaned from /usr/games/fortune:

      After decades of research, a consensus has been reached in the field of Sociology: Some do; Some don't.

      Basically these researchers are admitting that social scientists generally understand the dynamics of the object of their study, but can't offer us poor saps any predictive formulae. All I can offer is this: flip a quarter.

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    3. Re:non-register link by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      1.Mine Relationship Data
      2.Create a formula that seems to fit the equation
      3. ????
      4.Profit

  4. Useless by gsutter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A subscription-only site link and an Amazon store URL. Thanks for all the content.

  5. Here's what it says by stendec · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well I can't seem to log into the article, so I'll give a guess as to what it says...

    Researcher1: Is there anything to marital conversations other than shouting at the spouse?

    Researcher2: NEVER! There's only one way to win a conversation: shout, shout, and shout again!!

    Researcher1: You don't think that understanding and compromise have anything to do with it?

    Researcher2: NO! It's all down to shouting. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!

  6. Finally! by still_sick · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Should be an interesting read for anyone who ever wondered if human interactions could be mathematically modeled."

    Finally, an answer to the question that has kept me awake at night tossing and turning for the past 17 years!

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    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to the question "can human interactions be mathematically modeled?" is obviously yes. The real questions are which models to use, how accurate the models are, how effective are they at predicting behavior, etc.

  7. The SIMS by kermyt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mathmatical modeling of human relationships?
    I thought that was the Sims!

    1. Re:The SIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naaaaahhh !
      Sitcoms !

      With heavy reduction and massive simplification, of course.

      D'you know the joke about the travelling physicist who is forced to do vet service and treat a horse ?

  8. movie ever in the making for the Foundation Series by StarsEnd · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Speaking of Psychohistory, I would love to see the book series turned into a movie. What do you think?...

  9. psychohistory, iirc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only worked on a planetary leve.

    1. Re:psychohistory, iirc... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      No, it could work for single individuals, but you would get wildly inaccurate results. It's a lot like quantum mechanics. It yields waveforms of probabilities. The more people that you put into the equation, the more accurate the predictions were.

      Really, that kind of thing is already being used to predict stocks. Ray Kurzweil has yet another company that actually sends stock tips based on overall trends. It's pretty cool.

  10. I don't think so by m0i · · Score: 0

    humans are far too complicated to emulate IMHO. Biological factors have so much incidence on our emotions and feelings, plus the random part of it (food, weather, you name it). A rough emulation, maybe, but a true simulation.. good luck! Next step, find a match for your computer ;)

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    1. Re:I don't think so by adamruck · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing, but maybe when we develop AI this sort of thing could become a reality

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    2. Re:I don't think so by Sayten241 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, by today's standards. However, in the future, who knows? Think of how incomprehensible the computers that we have today were 30 years ago. I think that eventually, we will have a computer that is capable of making all the complex-calculations necessary to emulate a human. Infact, the randomness probably makes it easier to emulate because no one can say exactly how a human would behave in that situation.

  11. Psychohistory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Didn't Asimov's psychohistory require are certain minimum population (like 8 billion or something) before the methods were effective? IIRC knowledge of psychohistory was also supposed to affect the outcome in unpredictable ways.

    Just goes to show how research dollars are being wasted these days. How about asking the couples why they split up. Or better yet, face the truth: Our overpaid, spoiled population has unreastic expectations about marriage and life, and they'll continue to be miserable, materialistics wretches until the day they drop dead while choking on a cheeseburger.

    Fourth Post!

    1. Re:Psychohistory? by gonzo_bozo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep. Here's what the master said:

      "Psychohistory dealt not with man, but with man-masses. It was the science of mobs; mobs in their billions. It could forecast reactions to stimuli with something of the accuracy that a lesser science could bring to the forecast of a rebound of a billiard ball. The reaction of one man could be forecast by no known mathematics; the reaction of a billion is something else again."

    2. Re:Psychohistory? by sasami · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about asking the couples why they split up.

      You're kidding, right? If people had the faintest ability to accurately answer that kind of questions, they wouldn't have the problem in the first place.

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    3. Re:Psychohistory? by reiggin · · Score: 2, Funny
      Um. I know why we broke up. Because she was an insufferable bitch.

      How would that knowledge have kept us from having the problem in the first place?

    4. Re:Psychohistory? by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      No more elections!!!
      Based on the rapid improvements psychohistory has made and based on the recent Florida fiascos, the government has taken a decision to abolish elections
      You don't need to vote.We know whom you want to choose.Don't waste my time , I got some work on my army

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    5. Re:Psychohistory? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      asimovs psychohistory required first a history of spanning over thousands of years and the population was much higher than 8 billion too(i think trantor itself had like 40billion, and it was just the capital, the history needed was provided by the robot Daneel Olivaw).. those were needed to get the individual random factors out of equatation(ie, "i'm pissed off today i'll fuckin whack everyone")..

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    6. Re:Psychohistory? by Dissonant · · Score: 1

      How about asking the couples why they split up.

      Couples rarely know why they actually split up. They just know what they think. Self-reporting like this isn't an especially useful tool.

    7. Re:Psychohistory? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      In Men In Black, the other guy says "A person is smart, but people are stupid, panicky and predictable".

      Or something.

    8. Re:Psychohistory? by lefthand50 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ironically, the fourth book, the Foundation's Edge, Asimov counters this statement. The basic premise of the book is that the Second Foundation'ers on Trevise are able to alter one girl's brain to influence and predict her behavior, setting up a chain of events thoughout the book.

    9. Re:Psychohistory? by mental_telepathy · · Score: 1

      Of course, the thing to keep in mind is it all went out the window when the Mule showed up.

    10. Re:Psychohistory? by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I suspect that Asimov would have written it differently in light of the progress in mathematical models of non-linear systems. The idea that while you might not be able to predict individual behavior, but you might predict mass behavior has its roots in linear statistical models and the averaging that is facilitated by large samples.

      The truth is that non-linear systems, particularly when they involve large energy flows and/or positive feedback behave in ways that cannot be captured by statistics and averages. To some extent, Asimov's trilogy (actually originally published as a serial) hints at some of the difficulties of using then current mathematical models as the basis for psychohistory, and implies that there is something special or different about the models used, but he doesn't have any good ways to describe it, talk about it, or put it into the story. I'm quite certain he would have made the founder (Harry Seldon, right?) a big innovator and user of complexity theory, chaos theory and dynamic systems.

      WRT the article, I don't think these connections have been explored thoroughly enough to get the full value implied. Perhaps this is still coming in future research and papers.

    11. Re:Psychohistory? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Our overpaid, spoiled population has unreastic expectations about marriage and life, and they'll continue to be miserable, materialistics wretches until the day they drop dead while choking on a cheeseburger.

      Amen, brother. Everything I needed to know about marriage I learned on "Married with Children".

      Al to Peg: "Gee honey, I don't regret going to college. Why then I might not have married you! What would have become of me then? [*fantasizes with big ear-to-ear grin on his face*] I'd be living a lonely empty existence ordering pizza and hookers till I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand!"

      Remember, "Christmas is not the time for regrets ... that's what anniversaries are for!"

    12. Re:Psychohistory? by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Not if you ask them years later.

      When caught in the heat of the moment, people lose their ability to think clearly. If you go forward 5-10 years, the anger, disappointment, or whatever is gone, and you can look at it logically.

      To put in my 2 cents, the reason most people's marriages fail is because the foundation is wrong: They get married for the wrong reasons, or they think that they understand what it means to devote your life to another person. That's just opinion, of course.

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    13. Re:Psychohistory? by addaon · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. But honestly, Foundations Edge is one of my favorite of Asimov's books, as it just shows what a truly good writer can do when he relaxes and plays around a bit. Keep in mind that the original quote (the individual is unpredictable) is meant to reflect psychohistory in Seldon's age; the quote you provide (individuals can be manipulated) is after many years of further work by the second foundation, a group dedicated to nothing but improving Seldon's math. I agree there's a bit of a disparity there -- Seldon seems to suggest what is possible, rather than what he can do -- but also remember that Foundation was supposed to be a trilogy, and anything after three is publisher-derived money-grubbing sequels, even if I do enjoy them.

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    14. Re:Psychohistory? by Ardias · · Score: 1

      If this mathematical marriage model is anything like Asimov's psychohistory, then perhaps this model is not about 2-person marriages, but of billion-person marriages.

    15. Re:Psychohistory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, that means that I really don't want a Beowulf cluster of people??

    16. Re:Psychohistory? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      not unless you do it like in the matrix and just use them for electricity.

    17. Re:Psychohistory? by blink3478 · · Score: 1


      Our overpaid, spoiled population has unreastic expectations about marriage and life, and they'll continue to be miserable, materialistics wretches until the day they drop dead while choking on a cheeseburger.

      This is spot-on. Moreover -
      It seems to be that relationships, whether sanctified or not, break down when there are expectations. Marriage, by it's very nature, formalizes expectations.

      D

    18. Re:Psychohistory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could have picked a woman who wasn't an insufferable bitch. If one exists, that is.

    19. Re:Psychohistory? by GnarlyNome · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except for one thing .. Asmoiv knew nothing about Chaos theory and around my house there is a lot of chaos

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  12. Refresh my memory.... by Recoil_42 · · Score: 1

    psychohistory is from Foundation, right? the whole Hari Seldon (or whatever his name was) thing?

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    1. Re:Refresh my memory.... by program21 · · Score: 1

      Yep.

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    2. Re:Refresh my memory.... by PiSyu · · Score: 1

      actually psychohistory was an actual field of research around the same time as eugenics was .... pre / during ww2 .... if you find a dictionary or encyclopedia from before 1950 you may find it in there.
      entertainingly enough there are black listed sciences though perhaps that is changing.

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  13. The Geek continuum... by Life2Short · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suspect that it will mostly be a series of conditional probabilities. I knew him at the U. of Illinois, when I was starting out as a grad student. I first met him when he was trying to get an IBM XT working for my advisor (who was the ultimate anti-geek). Neither Gottman nor his grad student could access the hard disk to load any software. He recommended my advisor return the thing because "the hard disk was broke." My advisor asked me to look at it. I'd never used IBM/DOS before, just my trusty Apple II, so I RTFM. I got it running in a couple of minutes and Gottman asked me, "How did you do that?" Um, I read the instructions... He's hard-core math geeky, but not too computer geeky.

  14. Junk Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would the mathematics of relationships tell you anyway? Grumpiness is the inverse of pleasantness? I'm surprised to see MIT Press associate itself with such gibberish.

  15. hmm by adamruck · · Score: 1

    perhaps this area of mathamatics should be left alone, I would rather think I have a girlfriend becuase we love each other then our equations match or something.

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    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because it scares you that you might not have any free will whatsoever?

      Perhaps we should stop space exploration. The fear of alien invasion is on the minds of many. (Sadly, I realize.)

      Or perhaps we should ditch automobiles. I know plenty of people who are afraid they're going to be horribly massacred on the highway.

      Planes? There's my vote. I'm deathly afraid of flying. Though, that's a poor example - it isn't because I'm some backwards-thinking dolt who believes man wasn't 'meant to fly'. Rather, I don't like the idea of being thousands of feet in the air, supported by decades-old metal. :p

      I can sum up the entire line of fearing progress with one word: Stupid. Feel free to append a variety of adjectives on to that one.

      However, I leave you with a quote. "Nothing surpasses the complexity of the human mind."

      Fear not for the sacred cow of 'love' - If, after centuries, head shrinkers still haven't gotten anywhere near being able to explain human actions and reactions, a bunch of mathemeticians won't, either.

      At least, not in your lifetime.

    2. Re:hmm by adamruck · · Score: 1

      its not a matter of fear, its would I would prefer.

      a) a world where every action is calculated/planned/predicted

      b) a world where we feel that we make our own choices, based on our own free will

      what would technology like that do to religion? what about government, will political races be decided by whos got the bigger computer?

      if it comes to a, so be it.. but I would prefer b

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    3. Re:hmm by sixdotoh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      this is really a deep issue, because if one believes as I do, that God exists and that human beings have souls, I do not believe such things like true love could be explained by numbers.

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    4. Re:hmm by sixdotoh · · Score: 1
      let me rephrase that
      I do not believe that such things like true love could be explained by humans with numbers.

      but then again, numbers may be the only hope a geek has with true love . . .

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    5. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it actually means that you don't love each other. I think it might mean that certain pairs of people are more likely to fall in love and have successful marriage. And love is definitely more selective than just 50%. If something rejects about 50% of population, it doesn't decide about pretty much anything. If that was selective to 0.0001% of population - then yes - you might start wondering about it. Average person knows around 200 people at one moment. That circle usually changes with time, so you select your mate from at least 1000 people. I can reject 500 without even reading that article...

    6. Re:hmm by anagama · · Score: 1

      Knowing the equations to the choices you would make, does not make those choices any less an expression of free will. The math doesn't cause your actions, it only describes them. For example, if you know how fast you are driving, you can calculate how far you will go in two hours. However, the ability to calculate your travel in no way causes you to travel - that is still controlled by your free will. Imagine the fuel savings if this was possible though!

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    7. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! I would rather think I don't have a girlfriend because of Maths, and not because girls think I'm too geeky!

    8. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Marriages work if both sides figure out they
      have different expectations and needs, then
      they're both willing to sacrifice to please
      the other. If it sucks for one or the other
      of you, and you're both not willing to give
      a little bit then forget it. I've done both
      a bad marriage and a good one. I'm still
      paying for the bad one, and the good one
      has kept me sane.

  16. Bad link -- use this one by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Trying the supplied link, you get:
    Login Failed
    Access to much of this site is restricted to registered Chronicle subscribers.
    Did anyone check that it works?

    HOWEVER, if you follow the "free" links on the site, you can read it, here.

  17. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you see Peter Jackson going anywhere near it, have him shot. That's what I think.

    Honestly, I'd rather not. It would just be ruined. It is ill-suited for a 2-hour format. A cheapo TV series what just turn it into Kilgore Trout style gutter-fiction, like all those crap shows you /.ers watch on "Sci-Fi" channel. Ugh, those shows are so terrible. I would celebrate every cancellation, except I know and even dumber show is in the works.

  18. Erm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't see the article since it's registered users only, but if I recall correctly didn't Asimov's idea involve mathematics applied to the behavior of LARGE numbers of people? How does this apply?

    Interestingly enough, I sort of think such a system might be developed, at least enough to make rough approximations about future trends, but there are limiting factors:

    1. The population under study must remain unaware of the analysis, or the analysis itself has an influence. Think of it as the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in human interactions. Asimov used this as a basic premis in his Foundation series. Whether people would make the prediction self furfilling truth or deliberately do the opposite - who's to say. The stock market is certainly an example of the former at times - everyone says the market will go up/down, and if enough people say that it will become true just because of the prediction, at least in the short term.

    2. For this to work, the large part of the group under study must exercise some control over how events will be shaped, with most people having similar control. If a few individuals have all the power in a society it then becomes almost impossible to predict the directions it will take, since individual tastes/insanities/whatever are magnified in the society. (There are the usual ones about power, greed and corruption of course, but that's probably not what this is about.) Democracies are the closest thing we have to this, and even they aren't all that close (money talks, special interest groups, etc.) Dictatorships, forget it. You might be able to do some rough approximations, but both systems are rather difficult to predict.

    And since we, the population under study, can't know anything about the study for it to be effective, we can't make use of it anyway! So it winds up being a fairly interesting but useless exercise.

    This sounds different than such a system, but frankly I'm happier not knowing how people's minds work. They're scary enough as it is.

    1. Re:Erm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, erm. It mainly applies by being related to REALITY, and not some (IMHO)
      second-rate,fictionalised notion of mass-psychology.

      Though, I have to admit, the idea of short men with big curly hair and 'taches in the second book had me laughing for days! Mini-marios!

    2. Re:Erm. by fanatic · · Score: 1

      I can't see the article since it's registered users only, but if I recall correctly didn't Asimov's idea involve mathematics applied to the behavior of LARGE numbers of people? How does this apply?

      It applies because the guys that post stories at Slashdot don't give a flying fuck whether they get any part of it right.

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    3. Re:Erm. by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Never forget, The Human species would be extinct except for the females bad taste in mates

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  19. Time for some Metaphysics by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here is An Interesting Essay on Psychohistory, discussing how it could be achieved.

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    1. Re:Time for some Metaphysics by vu2lid · · Score: 1

      The essay takes rather simplistic approach I think.

      Let's assume that we are going to have working Psychohistory at least at a basic level (as a true Science) using the existing analytical tools (mathematics, logic, ...). Compare the situation with some of the existing problems that we are trying to solve.

      For example: Weather modelling - perhaps this is THE problem that we are trying to solve right now which can be at least compared to Psychohistory - in terms of complexity. In weather models we have huge amouts of data (now - mostly reliable, long term, ...) - usually they involve a huge number of (compared to modellling of other problems in Physics) variables. Some of the most powerful computers/clusters are used for research on weather modelling problems.

      Compare this with Psychohistory - a much more complex problem, we don't have any reliable data (In fact probably we don't know what kind of data will be relevant and we don't know how to collect them in a scientific way), perhaps we don't have a reliable/acceptable definition of the problem itself yet :-)

  20. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Speaking of Psychohistory, I think you are a really big sci fi nerd.

  21. Psychohistory was terrible science by seldolivaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And even Asimov admitted it. The theory was as follows: although individuals and small groups of people are impossible to predict, large groups of people will, statistically, behave in a predictable way to the given conditions. Thus, by modelling the influences on large groups of people, you can predict their reactions, and thus predict the future course of social history.

    This has a lot of intuitive weight. A few weirdos may do unusual things, but the society does seem fairly predictable. However, there's loads of things it doesn't take into account.

    Most important is statistical probability. Even if you base all your decisions on 95% probability results, the probability of you being right every time gets lower as you go along. In fact, after just 14 decisions like that, the probability is less than 50%. In the Foundation saga, Hari Seldon (a favourite of mine, obviously) uses psychohistory to predict events hundreds of years into the future -- which couldn't happen, even with only 1 decision to predict per year. In the books, Asimov resolves this using the Second Foundation, who (secretly) guide the progress of society to make sure everything goes to plan.

    The second is, simply, new ideas. You can base a model of future history on populations and variables if they are known; but with the future there are too many unknowns. What if someone invents a new weapon? Or faster ships, meaning planets get colonised faster than you expected? Or new medicines come out, increasing life expectancies enormously? Or conversely, what if we lose some of the technologies we have now? The kind of prediction in psychohistory only works in a stagnant model.

    Again, you can fix this using the Second Foundation bodge, so the books are believable. But the science itself is just not rational.

    1. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by buyo-kun · · Score: 1

      Actually, theorically, the science is possible, the only problem being that you'd have to know every single thing thats happened in the universe at one point to have the perfect model. The problem facing the science isn't that we couldn't predict everything based on something before it, but that we don't know what was before. We'd need a starting point, and that starting point would need to incorpate everything thing in the universe.

      Hari Seldon in one of the prequels says something to the effect (to lazy to look up exact quote.) To make a perfect model of the universe we'd have to make another universe just as complex to the smallest detail.

    2. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Frostalicious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most important is statistical probability. Even if you base all your decisions on 95% probability results, the probability of you being right every time gets lower as you go along. In fact, after just 14 decisions like that, the probability is less than 50%.

      You don't have to be right every time to predict trends. If we are flipping a coin, I have only a 50% of predicting the next flip. But I can be quite confident saying that after 200 flips, you are going to get about 100 heads. More repetitions work in my favor, and I can predict more accurately.

      Statistics supports your first statement, it doesn't detract from it.

    3. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by anagama · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I read the series, but it seems to me that at a certain point, Seldon's predictions failed precisely because of the probabilities involved. I never saw the second foundation as a "bodge" however. It seems pretty intuitive to me that when a science is developed, people will continue to work on it - hasn't that been the case with most things? And the idea that the second foundation should be secret is really just a manifestation that knowledge of an observer changes behavior. And last, why couldn't it account for future technological advances? What is Moore's law? Think of psychohistory as much more advanced equation for predicting a wider range of the future.

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    4. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by schnitzi · · Score: 1

      Spot on. And in addition, chance accidents and natural occurrences can have significant effects on the direction that societal progress takes. Faulty O-rings or chunks of ice can delay or put an end to space programs. New viruses like SARS springing up can depress economies and change people's migration patterns. Hanging chads can lead to countries being invaded. Etc. etc. etc. They say that you should never say something can't be done, but I'm sorry, trying to predict the future this way is a lost cause. Psychohistory is psychobabble.

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    5. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by buyo-kun · · Score: 4, Informative

      Statistics supports your first statement, it doesn't detract from it.

      Actually, I'm pretty sure you're wrong, the thing is, when you're flipping a coin the past results don't effect the future results. In psychohistory, the past effects the future, so if you predict a city falling, and a new city coming into existence and making a war fleet and the city never falls, just by chance, it messes up your results causing your plans to mess up.

    6. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also: reality. A small group of electrons behaves in unpredictable ways (or at least darned complicated ways), but a large group of electrons follow simple paths, like V=IR.

    7. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Azethoth666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You need to get out of your Euclidian thinking and at least join the last century: Even if you could somehow "know" everything, and Heizenberg's prevents that, you still face the possibility that quantum events are not pre-determined but in fact random in which case your predictions / or two universes start to diverge dramatically beginning a very short time interval after you made your magical recording of "everything".

    8. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      In psychohistory, the past effects the future, so if you predict a city falling,

      A point, but it's more complex than this. The world is a jumble of dependent and independent events, and it's often hard to tell the difference. My principle can be applied to some.

      My coin principle doesn't help me if I want to predict when will city X fall. It will help me if I want to estimate how many cities will fall in the next 100 years.

    9. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by abhinavnath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Psychohistory was intended to be exactly analogous to thermodynamics. Both sciences study particles whose individual behavior cannot be predicted, and both are inherently based on statistical mechanics.

      Now thermodynamics only works because the number of particles in any real-world system is so mindnumbingly large. If we tried to predict the behavior of only (!) a million or a billion particles, you're right, the errors would add up pretty quickly. But by using a sufficiently large sample size, we give the system so many states that deviations from the average become essentially neglible.

      When Asimov conceived of psychohistory, one of the most important characteristics of the science was that the sample size needed to be inconceivably large - quadrillions of people spread over half a million worlds. IIRC, this was in fact one of Hari Seldon's first postulates. (The second was that the people in the system could not be allowed to learn that their actions were predictable.)

      Also consider that psychohistory was not used primarily to predict the actions of the Foundation: the sample size was too small and the Foundationers knew they were being tampered with. Psychohistory was used instead to analyze the future of the Empire in general and the barbarian kingdoms of the periphery in particular.

      As you might have guessed I'm a big fan of the books and all of Asimov's writings. His writing style was not what you would call sublime, but you can't beat his production of great ideas and well-conceived universes.

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    10. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by abhinavnath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's a rather Newtonian viewpoint; it was already 50 years out of date by the time Asimov wrote Foundation.

      A quantum-mechanical universe precludes being able to observe or predict the universe in infinite detail. However we can still make useful predictions about the universe (and smaller systems).

      We do this by estimating probabilities that a quantum mechanical system will enter one of a number of states, and using a sample size large enough that essentially the most likely outcome always happens.

      This hand-waving lets us make rigorous mathematical predictions about substances and objects that can be verified - such as "At 100 Celsius and atmospheric pressure, water will boil." And by George, it works!

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    11. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be right every time to predict trends. If we are flipping a coin, I have only a 50% of predicting the next flip. But I can be quite confident saying that after 200 flips, you are going to get about 100 heads. More repetitions work in my favor, and I can predict more accurate

      You're mixing events which are independant (flipping a coin) with events that are dependants on each others (evolution of a mass). If you're wrong about prediting that a war will happen, you'll be wrong on a lot of following results.

    12. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by quantaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if you ignore the declining probability it still doesn't work. The problem is that is works with mob phsycology but forgets that mobs are usually led.

      What would of happened if Hitler was killed in WWI?
      The rise of Nazis easily may not of happened if Hitler wasn't there or if the Nazi's had a leader who was a little more sane they may of won the war.

      What if the Soviet leader didn't yield during the Cuban missle Crisis?
      Maybe nuclear was.

      What if Napolean or Genghis Khan never existed?
      Would their nations still have fought the wars they did? What if Napolean got more sleep band made some better military decisions?

      What if Washington was a nutcase and the US was a third world nation today? (assume Canada didn't conquer them ;)

      Heck what if somebody if Florida knew how to design a ballot and Bush wasn't elected?
      How different would the current world situation be, maybe Iraq wouldn't of been invaded, maybe even 9/11 wouldn't have happened.

      When it comes down to it the path of society is decided by individuals. Sure for things to occur some pre-existing social conditions have to be there (government in complete disorder in Germany and county broke). But a HUGE amount depends on the whims of powerful individuals. I can't see psycohistory working.

      On the other hand some general rules on crowd control and being able to control some powerful people could be very useful.. Conspiracy theory anyone?

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    13. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by reiggin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You're agreement with the other post proves you lack an understanding or even an appreciation for abstract science. I liked the comparison one person made to thermodynamics. Quantum physics works well, also, for a comparison. You can call psychohistory a lost cause all you want but I'm glad men like Newton, Carnot, Einstein, Young, Bohr, Planck, Heisenberg, Watson, Crick, Hawking, and Asimov don't think in terms of "lost causes." Not everything is cut and dry and can be proved as "babble" because the world strikes you as utterly chaotic. The chaos sometimes even holds the answers to its own problems.

      Finally, I believe it is men like Asimov that push determined people onward and upward to stretch the possibilities and absolutely amaze people like yourself who claim that some things are a "lost cause."

    14. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by fferreres · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nobody cares about averages here, you are supposed to predict the future, as in the order in which the coins will land as time passes. If you miss the order the results will vary to a great degree.

      In other words, you could easily predict the NEXT coin flip (i keep on using the coin flip, but i am thinking on the physchohistory of humankind, so this experiments are NOT radom as in a normal coin flip) with near 100% accuracy. But you cannot predict the 10000 coin flip, because to predict that coin flip you'll need to know the exact flips that came before and in what order.

      I think I made a short explanation long, but the point is the original poster does know that statistics work, but NOT so well when future predictions depend on the accuracy of all past predictions. Errors do get accumulated as any time series analist (or any econometrician) will tell you... prediction does lose accuracy as you get further away from "present time"...

      I'd say phychohistory would be possible if and only if ALL individual acctions and all physical fenomens could be traced, and we'd be talking just about physical on a grand scale. We'dd be just attoms in deterministic paths...

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    15. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why couldn't it account for future technological advances? What is Moore's law?

      An evolutionary model predicting that things will more or less stay the same. Seriously, the whole point of Moore's Law is that observed behavior, the rate of increase of transistor density, will stay the same. It's pretty much the exact opposite of the kind of revolutionary change that is hard to predict.

      To put it another way, if you had postulated Moore's Law to IBM back in the early 60's, the very concept would have puzzled them. They were under the impression that the entire world would only needs about 5 or 6 computers, total. That's the difference between revolution and evolution.

    16. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by j3110 · · Score: 1

      I think you didn't do so well in stats. :)

      I'm probably just nit-picking though.

      If you make 40 decisions of 95% probability, and they were all right, you still have a 95% chance of being right the next time still.

      What you meant to say is given 40 decisions, choosing a an answer that is 95% right will only give you 50% chance of being right all 40 times.

      I have to keep telling people this. If you flip a coin a million times, and lands on heads every time, you still have a 50% chance of landing on heads the next time. If you say you are going to flip the coin a million + 1 times, the chances of not getting tails once is astronomical.

      Basically, as they say, "Chance has no memory." You can't expect the quarter to know how many times it was flipped and make a decision based upon this criteria.

      (I know it's only wording this time, but I just had to say it in some mass media one more time to teach some clueless people a little more about stats.)

      Also... the 50% point of guesing right X times in a row at a 95% chance per decision is 13.51340733396488610643078228019 guesses.

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    17. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Again, you can fix this using the Second Foundation bodge, so the books are believable. But the science itself is just not rational.

      I'm not defending the science here, but please remember that the absense of proof doesn't always mean it is impossible. For example, the "state of the art" is laughably imprecise right now. Often predictions are often made just a few months into the future.

      For a bolder approach, check out the Foresight Exchange. It's a reputation-based betting market that trades on a couple hundred eclectic claims ranging all over the place. I've been trading on it since mid 1996.

      IMHO, the real problem with predicting the future or solving just about any problem of significance, is that the most vocal people aren't interested in facts or rational arguments. Instead, they feed off of uncertainty. Then it devolves into a choice between which Pascal's wager has the better payoff or which scenario of doom to avoid. What is deliberately suppressed is information that could be used to make rational decisions. If the controllers of society weren't so keen on suppressing information, then we might find out whether society is really as unpredictable as you say. Ie, is society unpredictable because it is dynamic or because we really don't know what's going on?

    18. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      I have to keep telling people this. If you flip a coin a million times, and lands on heads every time, you still have a 50% chance of landing on heads the next time. If you say you are going to flip the coin a million + 1 times, the chances of not getting tails once is astronomical.

      Actually, if it comes up heads a million times, I'd say there's a good chance that the coin isn't 'fair' anymore. :)

      But I know what you mean. So if you meet a family with three children, and you don't know the gender, but two in the room are girls, what do you predict for the other? Still 50/50?

    19. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by anagama · · Score: 1

      They were under the impression that the entire world would only needs about 5 or 6 computers, total. That's the difference between revolution and evolution.

      That's a good point (I hate it when I agree with people who disagree with me! ;-). I just need a better analogy perhaps, or perhaps I'm just being dogmatic in regards to Asimov's books - I always loved them.

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    20. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      Actually it's not quite 50/50, but close enough for government work. Last time I saw the statistics, boys were slightly more common births, but girls had a better chance of surviving. Source? My faulty memory of an article sometime in the past few years. [shrug]

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    21. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      But Asimov always spoke of the future (in his novels) as malleable. For instance, when Hari Seldon (in the novels) appears at certain dates, you hear him say things like, "Well, by all probablility..." and "You *should* be here at..." In other words, he always treated Psychohistory as a fluid art.

      He obviously sets this up as a near 'unbreakable' device so that a character like the Mule comes along and destroys it. It made for a good story - forget the science. For more science to your fiction see Arthur C. Clarke.

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    22. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by schnitzi · · Score: 1

      It is you who is being ignorant. Read a book on chaos theory already, you obviously have no conception of it. All the scientists you mentioned DID think in terms of lost causes; it's just that they only worked on things that they DIDN'T think were lost causes. I'm sure each of them in turn would put psychohistory in the same bin as astrology.

      Where are the scientists working on psychohistory today? It would appear all the world's scientists agree with me. Including some of the ones you listed who are still alive.

      I know I said you can't predict the future, but I will make this one prediction: no progress will ever be made towards any working theory of how psychohistory might even begin to be feasible. And Asimov fans will forever be saying that it's possible. The burden of proof is on them.

      Remember, they laughed at Galileo, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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    23. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by schnitzi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When Asimov conceived of psychohistory...
      [...]
      As you might have guessed I'm a big fan of the books and all of Asimov's writings. His writing style was not what you would call sublime, but you can't beat his production of great ideas and well-conceived universes.


      N.b.: Asimov didn't conceive of psychohistory; it was his editor who supplied that backbone and told Asimov to go off and write a story around it.

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    24. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by gakguk · · Score: 1

      In the books, Asimov resolves this using the Second Foundation, who (secretly) guide the progress of society to make sure everything goes to plan.

      And in real life, this is a spoiler without a warning.

    25. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by RavenDuck · · Score: 1

      My PhD supervisor (or dissertation advisor, as Americans would call it) often uses the example of psychohistory when explaining the role of statistics and prediction in social science. I personally like the analogy of those physics slit-experiments (can't remember the correct name of it, but the one where you pass individual photos through a slit and they form an interference pattern on the other side, thus suggesting the wave-particle duality of photons). You can't predict what an individual photon can do, but when you have enough of them, you get a distinct pattern.

      One thing my supervisor and myself disagree on is the role of agency (or free will). He says that, as social scientists, we aren't interested in free will. When you're analysing the behaviour of a group of people, the overall trends are more important than why any one individual made a certain decision. I don't like to write off agency quite so quickly, but I'm willing to concede that individuals can easily get lost in a crowd.

      A few people in this thread have pointed out that considering the trends of billions of individuals, and having those individuals ignorant to your prediction, are important components of psychohistory. Although I suspect that the point about ignorance isn't that central, I'd be prepared to believe that, if you had good information about the beliefs and attitudes of billions of people, some good algorithms, and a bloody big computer, that you'd probably do a reasonable job of predicting a couple of years into the future. I think it's probably less difficult than that other staple of science fiction: faster than light travel.

    26. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      I heard an argument that there would be 75% chance of a boy. It's because you don't know the birth order. There are eight combinations of sexes for three siblings; MMM, MMF, MFM, MFF, FMM, FMF, FFM, FFF.

      If all you know is that there are two girls, the only options left are MFF, FMF, FFM, and FFF. And in 75% of the cases, the third sibling is a boy.

    27. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by seldolivaw · · Score: 1

      The books are more than 30 years old! If you haven't managed to read them by now, you can't blaim me for discussing spoilers...

    28. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by seldolivaw · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was aware when writing that I should have been clearer about what I meant by a 50% probability... but then, it's Slashdot, so I also knew some math geek would pop out of the woodwork to add an informative comment about how statistics works to my own, so I needn't bother. Isn't /. wonderful? :-)

    29. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by vu2lid · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... This perhaps leads us to the ooold problem - what is the driving force/reason behind historical events ?

      The state of the development of society/ideas/sciences/technology/philosophy/art/. .. at that point or some individual who is LABELLED as proponent of an idea/philosophy/movement/ ... ? In most of the cases (if you study history/inventions/ ...) one will see the same/similar idea/technology/literary work/... being produced by totally unrelated individuals/societies/...around the same period of time (or sometimes even widely separated periods of time), even though the popular culture has a tendency to LABEL an individual/nation/society/... as the cause/origin of the event/idea/... (that is the reason why you hear statements like, "'insert your favourite bad guy here' did this", "If he was not there it would have been better", ... )

      This will be much more clear (although often at a smaller scale) if one monitors the scientific/research community (in almost any field) and monitor the emergence of new ideas and concepts.

      Ofcourse there are exceptions, there are always exceptions for anything related to animals/humans/societies...

    30. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Most important is statistical probability. Even if you base all your decisions on 95% probability results, the probability of you being right every time gets lower as you go along. In fact, after just 14 decisions like that, the probability is less than 50%. In the Foundation saga, Hari Seldon (a favourite of mine, obviously) uses psychohistory to predict events hundreds of years into the future -- which couldn't happen, even with only 1 decision to predict per year.

      One other thing of note, was that the 'calculations' done by Hari Seldon doesn't merely assume that his decisions will always be correct in the book, but rather he also attempts to look at decision branching and resolving the branches into a future that is consistent no matter the decision. I think that is a pretty brilliant way for Asimov to get out of the dilemma....

    31. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      It's the same as trying to predict any system with non-linear chaotic dynamics (e.g. the weather) ... it's fundamentally impossible to do on anything other than a very short timescale, and even then only if you're in a fairly smooth region of the solution space. Note how short term weather forcasts are generally good, but occasionally something comes out of the blue all the same, such as the storm that hit england a few years ago and did so much damage to Kew gardens etc.

      I assume that one might be able to predict social or marital dynamics with a similar degree of success in the relatively short term, but fundamentally it's impossible to do accurately.

    32. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1
      1. In the stories, the Mule played this role. He was an individual with an outsized effect that could not be taken into account ahead of time, so the Second Foundation had to deal with him.
      2. I'm guessing Seldon might say most of the situations you listed may have thrown things off in the short term, but long term trends would have brought things back to the predicted outcome eventually.
      3. Both the Foundation and Second Foundation were affecting things in subtle and not so subtle ways to keep the long term trends going the way Seldon wanted them.

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    33. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by j3110 · · Score: 1

      That's clever, but still wrong :)

      You use a set of possible out comes based on a permutation with only combination data. Lets do this a more proper way:

      M1F1F2 M1F2F1 F1M1F2 F2M1F1 F1F2M1 F2F1M1 VS
      F1F2F3 F1F3F2 F2F1F3 F2F3F1 F3F1F2 F3F2F1

      Basically... you were screwing up the permutations and left out a lot of possible outcomes by not uniquely identifying the females. If the order of birth matters for the male, then it should also matter for the females.

      I like your arguement though... I'll have to let some stat teachers I know in on that question just in time for their finals. *evil grin*

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    34. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

      Compare this problem to that of the NCAA Basketall tournament. The vast majority of First round games were easy to predict. But for every game where you chose incorrectly, the predictions you made after that round would also be inaccurate.

      With Psychohistory, mathematics were used to predict events hundreds of years into the future. So long as the basic data and assumptions on which each decision is made remain the same, each decision has your 95% chance of being correct. If that 1 in 20 is wrong, however, every prediction after it is almost worthless. How can Dayton win the tournament (as I predicted) if they lost in the first round? My chances of being correct go from 95% to 0%.

      In order to be 100% accurate, you'd almost have to make each prediction immediately once the previous prediction comes to fruition. This limits the number of points at which your predictions can be buggered all to hell.

      The chances of a given outcome remain the same only if one outcome does not influence the next. If, for instance, you are throwing darts at balloons, your chances of hitting a baloon are based on the area of the board, size of the balloons, etc. Once you hit one and pop it, however, your chances go down - now there's more board to hit and less balloon.

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    35. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
      There are many reasons it wouldn't work, at least not as described, but it also does a lot of handwaving that could be filled in differently based on more modern mathematics and science.

      You also missed that the Mule is a fairly obvious analogy to Hitler, and Asimov is acknowledging that an individual can muck up the models. In truth, I suspect that abberant leaders (list left as a excercise for the reader), are typically much more predictable and potentially controllable than truly visionary leaders who can fundamentally change the scope of what is considered possible (e.g. Kennedy and the space program).

    36. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      I think the puzzle was *based* on not uniquely identifying the females. If you look at a large sample of three-children families, half of them will have at least two girls.

      Of that subgroup, most often the other sibling will be a boy.

      I love this stuff, I don't care if it's a little off-topic. :)

    37. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychohistory is nothing more than quantum mechanics, i.e., you can't accurately predict the mass or velocity of an individual particle, but you can predict behaviour of large collections. In this context, the influence of individuals on society is no different than the effect from an individual gust blown through a straw into a room full of air molecules; there'll be a some eddie currents that will affect the speed and position of many, if not all of the molecules, but you can't make a prediction as to how just one will react.

    38. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I have to keep telling people this. If you flip a coin a million times, and lands on heads every time, you still have a 50% chance of landing on heads the next time.

      No, you have a weighted coin.

      Any sufficiently large statistical data that should be random but instead shows a clear pattern means that there's an influence you're not allowing for.

    39. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said:
      What would of happened if Hitler was killed in WWI?
      The rise of Nazis easily may not of happened if Hitler wasn't there or if the Nazi's had a leader who was a little more sane they may of won the war.

      But Hitler's rise had very little to do with Hitler and everything to do with the peace treaty at the end of WW1 and the World Wide Depression of the late 1920's and 1930's. Fasicism didn't rise in just Germany, but in Italy, France, and viable Fasicist movements in Britain, France, and the United States. Throughout the entire Western World pretty much, Fasicism raised it's ugly head. The economic problems lead to the rise of Hitler and his ilk. The fact that at the same time old issues of pogram revival and the like came with it, well... that was because it was Germany where pograms were an old way of life... when everythings going to shit then blame the jews. Notice, that there was much less of anti-jewish feeling in equally as facist Italy. It wasn't because Il Duce was a more fun loving or saner guy. It just didn't have as much as a history going for it as it did in Germany. (And the fact that the pograms from a 1000 years before in Italy were much more successful at the time didn't hurt either.)

      You said;
      What if Napolean or Genghis Khan never existed?

      Well, France was involved in a lot of those wars before Napolean came to power. And Napolear wasn't the only first rate milatary leader France had either. Marshall Ney comes to mind right away. The fact of the matter is that the French Revolution, which Napolean took advantage of, was not caused by him in any way. When it started he was an Artillary Major in the south of France. He was the Great General history paints him now. The revolution scared the shit out of the rest of Europe because... if the French can kill off their kings and queens, other folks around in other places might get ideas. So, Europe, lead by Britian, Austria, Prussia, Sweden (still a major power at the time) and Russia decided to try and invade France numerous times... and the weird aspect of that was five great powers together took 25 years to beat France to the point that she had to accept a tenitive revile of the Bourboun line on the throne, but even then the new King Chucky wasn't all the secure in his position. 25 years... think about that... If Britian, Germany, Spain, Russia and Italy invaded France today do you think that she would not only hold out for 25 years, but come very close to totally defeating them all numerous times? Difficult to imagine it even happening then. But the reasons really were Napolean, but the fact that France was the most powerful nation on the planet at the time with the best educated population, and the best trained milatary. People like to talk about Russian finally taking her down in the end, but that was numbers of fresh soldiers.... after years of the Brits, Austiains and Prussians wearing out and killing the best and brightest the French Military had to offer. In general, at the time, France was that much better than the rest of Europe.

      As for Chingiz Khan.... Well, various invansions pooring out of Central Asia of the rest of the world happened all through history. China, India, the Middle East, Euorope all had to put up with various Scythian, Hunnic, Turkic and Perian invaders for years. (The Perian Iranians came from there about 2500 years ago.) The issue at hand really was over population of Central Asia. The Huns got their asses kicked around 300 AD somewhere in what we now call Mongolia, and had to leave (or get killed). So, various tribes of Huns (Husing Nu) invaded lots of different places, from China, India, Iran, the Middle East, and Eastern and Western Europe. Attila was just the leader of those that went from Central and Western Europe. Thing is, the Huns were the loosers of the battles in Mongolia and that was why they had to leave. The Mongols were different in one big way.... they were the WINNERS of the battles at home, and decided to take several victory laps

    40. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by gakguk · · Score: 1

      Will I have the moral right to spoil the ending of, say, Sixth Sense in about 2025 in a common forum? What is the threshold for this? 15 years? 20 years?

      I red them all. I encourage my friends at work to read sci-fi, and encourage them to read /. at the same time. One is 21 years old. Poor kid, he would have "managed" to read them before turning into 10.

      The fact that you spoiled (I insist), indeed, should be a surprise to the "reader" at any age and at any time.

    41. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit quantaman:

      When it comes down to it the path of society is decided by individuals. Sure for things to occur some pre-existing social conditions have to be there (government in complete disorder in Germany and county broke). But a HUGE amount depends on the whims of powerful individuals.

      Congratulations, you've just stumbled onto one of the great debates among professional historians. Traditional Marxist orthodoxy holds that everything is deterministic -- in other words, if you know the starting conditions (which are economic) you can predict the outcome. Old-style ``great white men'' political history emphasizes the contingent, the places where things supposedly could have gone either way.

      We of this generation are supposedly wiser, and understand that there is usually a bit of both at work...

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    42. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Efreet · · Score: 1

      Ah, but Kennedy's space program didn't really make that much of a difference, did it? When was the last time we sent someone to the moon? I think that the main result of teh Apollo program was to convince the public that space exploration was just about empty gestures instead of practical results, and thus the benifits of the new technology developed were cancelled out. This isn't neccesarily to say that leaders can't have a large effect, but that Kennedy was a bad example.

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    43. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Efreet · · Score: 1

      I would certainly admit that important things cannot be done without historical opportunity, and that if the opportunity exists someone will take advantage of it sooner or later, but the specific results may vary greatly deppending on who is in charge.

      If WWII Germany had been led by a Napoleon instead of a Hitler, we might have had a cold war with them instead of the Russians, and if revolutionary France had had a Hitler come to power, they wouldn't have been nearly so succesful.

      Likewise, just based on populations and geography you could probably deduce that Europe and the Middle East would be repeatedly invaded from the stepps. But the abberantly huge scope of the Mongol invasion woulnd't ahve been possible without someone like Ghengis or Chingiz or however you want to spell his name.

      I think that, like the Nature/Nurture debate, the Great People/Forces of History debate is best answered by "Yes, Both."

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    44. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by colenski · · Score: 1

      That was covered in the latter foundation books in the form of the Mule, a mutant that almost wrecked the Plan.

    45. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by squidfood · · Score: 1
      What if the Soviet leader didn't yield during the Cuban missle Crisis? Maybe nuclear was.

      So with psychohistory, you take 10,000 planets, with 10,000 missle crises, and you can report the probability of nuclear war occuring. Doesn't help on any particular planet though.

    46. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by seldolivaw · · Score: 1

      The mule was however a "freak", something that would happen only once in hundreds of years. However, unexpected new inventions happens all the time: consider how many there have been in the last two centuries, and how much they've transformed society beyond expectation in that time. It's not really a rare occurrence, as Asimov attempts to make it out to be.

    47. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by j3110 · · Score: 1

      The order of birth is relevant to the probability of a gender.

      MMM MMF MFF FFF are the only possible outcomes of a family that have 3 children.

      I wish I had the real data on the population, because I think there are the same number of families with three girls as 2 girls and a boy.

      If you want to include the unneeded variable of order of birth, then you have to order the females as well as the males. In order to do this, you have to uniquely identify every sibling.
      Lets name the children A,B, and C.

      The possible order of births are
      ABC ACB BAC BCA CAB CBA

      Now lets consider the different combinations of male and female:

      ABC = MMM,MMF,MFM,MFF,FMM,FMF,FFM,FFF
      The only possibilities that we are concerned with are MFF,FMF,FFM vs FFF

      substitute these back into the original ABC, ACB, etc.

      ABC ACB BAC BCA CAB CBA
      1: MFF MFF FMF FFM FMF FFM
      2: FMF FFM MFF MFF FFM MFM
      3: FFM FMF FFM FMF MFF MFF
      4: FFF FFF FFF FFF FFF FFF

      You are saying that 1+2+3/1+2+3+4 =75% chance, and you would be right. That's not the probability though. If you look at lines 1, 2, and 3, you will notice that they are all the same. You are counting the same occurances 3 times as the possibility that the third child is male.

      This is a classic mistake of confusion of combinations and permutations. It's just the most clever I've ever heard. :)

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    48. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by j3110 · · Score: 1

      Well... my table is wrong, but I'm sure if you draw out every possible option, you will see it will turn out to be 50% chance.

      Yet another way to think about it:

      There are 6 different orders of birth that could result in fff. There are 2 each orders of births that can result in MFF, FMF, and FFM. 2+2+2/2+2+2+6=.5

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    49. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by pimproot · · Score: 1

      There *are* fewer families with three girls than with two and a boy! Just like your chances of getting a 50% by guessing on a true-false quiz are higher than any other score. The reason is obvious: flip a coin twice. Getting heads only once is twice as likely as getting heads twice. Really! Try it!

      This is also why 11 and 12 stats are so much more likely than 18s when rolling a character in D&D - more ways for the dice to add up to those numbers. Basic laws of combos. This distribution is also what the central limit theorem shows will approach a bell curve as the number of dice increases. Yes, with billions of children you are virtually guaranteed an even split being more likely than unisex. The mating worries of the world abate..

      Karma clown, rub a little on my post further down..

    50. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      I'm counting it three times because it occurs three times more often that FFF; once as MFF, once as FMF, and once as FFM.

      Look at it this way: of all the families with three children, there are eight ordered combinations (M=Male, F=Female, and left-to-right order = order of birth):

      MMM - 12.5%
      MMF - 12.5%
      MFM - 12.5%
      MFF - 12.5%
      FMM - 12.5%
      FMF - 12.5%
      FFM - 12.5%
      FFF - 12.5%
      -----------
      100.0%

      Now if you meet a family with three children, and all you know is that two are girls (you have no idea aabout the order) then you can eliminate the (ordered) arrangements MMM, MMF, MFM, and FMM because they're impossible. You're left with a remaining subset, again diagrammed as above:

      MFF - 25%
      FMF - 25%
      FFM - 25%
      FFF - 25%

      So if you guess the mystery child is a male, you'll cover 75% of the possible ordered combinations.

      The unordered idea of "two female, one male" (FFM/FMF/MFF) covers 3/8 of the possibilities, "three females" represents 1/8 of the possibilities, and all the others are impossible because you know there are two girls.

    51. Re:Psychohistory was terrible science by j3110 · · Score: 1

      If you are ordering then you have to work on my original principal:

      MFF=MF1F2 + MF2F1=2 possibilities
      FMF=F1MF2 + F2MF1=2 possibilities
      FFM=2 possibilities
      FFF=F1F2F3 + F1F3F2 + F2F1F3 + F2F3F1 + F3F1F2 + F3F2F1 = 6 possibilities.

      So there are 12 total possibilities.

      MFF=16.6%
      FMF=16.6%
      FFM=16.6%
      FFF=50.0%

      Either way you add it up, it's 50%.

      You can't use the fact that an event hasn't occured to boost the chances of it occuring. If you met two girls, how does that even matter what the other person is going to be? Seems totally unrelated to me. How is it any different than meeting 2 girls, then guessing if their cousin is male of female. You don't know their birth order either. What's the chances that their cousin is male?

      I hope at some point I'll be able to explain this in some rational way that you will understand better. You've had me think and rethink the problem over and over. I still can't figure out why you think that the two sisters have anything to do with the gender of the third child. All the statistics that could have been done are out the window as soon as you know the geneder of all but one child. Unless the father is running out of X chromosomes, how can it matter?

      Lets say we have:
      XFF
      FXF
      FFX

      Those are the birth orders. lets substitute in Xm and Xf for female and male
      XfFF - 1/6
      FXfF - 1/6
      FFXf - 1/6
      XmFF - 1/6
      FXmF - 1/6
      FFXm - 1/6

      These are the possibilities and the probabilities, correct?

      So, Xm=3/6 and Xf=3/6. It's the same.

      You can look at the problem with that logic as being that you are omitting 3 possibly outcomes (the girl was born first, second or third) since you are saying it matters if the boy is born first, second, or third. Or, you could choose to look at the simple fact that there being 2 girls doesn't matter for the probability of the third being male or female since you already know that two are girls (thus you are adding too many cases, it should just be FFM or FFF). Either way, it's 50% chance that the third is male.

      If you can just explain to me why you think that the order in which the male was born matters so much more than the order in which the females were born, then maybe I would understand... I dunno.

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  22. If it was only $100... by TibbonZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    on the purse...
    (Never let her find a Gucci store in the area)
    j/k

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  23. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by anagama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Absolutely - it could be incredible. On the other hand, the movie version of Nightfall (an Asimov collaboration with Robert Silverberg) was just dreadful. I'd be especially interested in the Mule - that would be a really neat character if done right.

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  24. NAN might agree. by twitter · · Score: 1
    User NAN might agree that he can not be reduced to statistics, but he has not posted enough lately for me to derive useful statistics. I'll get back to you on that one.

    For now the behavior of Alice bots is difficult enough.

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  25. Can someone who's rtfa answer my question? by jspoon · · Score: 3, Funny

    What kind of slide rule did they use?

  26. Math and Marriage by malia8888 · · Score: 1

    both take the starch outta my pajamas.

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  27. Anything can be mathematically modelled... by djeaux · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...if human interactions could be mathematically modeled...
    Given enough data, computing type & grant funding, 99 monkeys can develop an empirical mathematical model for almost anything. The words "dynamic" & "nonlinear" suggest to me that Gottman's model isn't particularly elegant, just a mishmash to make the data fit a formulaic format.

    Lies! Damned lies! Statistics!

    Or to quote Jimmy Buffett, "I don't want that much organization in my life! I want Junior Mints!"

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  28. From the article... by gusnz · · Score: 4, Funny

    (BTW: a working link)

    scoring each sentence and facial expression on such measures as disgust (-3), affection (+4), whining (-1), and contempt (-4).

    Aargh! They've discovered the Slashcode 3.0 moderation system! Someone stop them before it's too late!

    1. Re:From the article... by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      Woudn't that be a violation of the DMCA since we Moderators encode secret conspiratoritail messages in our Moderations? ... Forget I just said that.

      However, hasn't this system and similar been used to model reactions in basic AI in video games for years? Fun meter, anyone? Or even the rating scale used by persons undergoing psychiatric (sp?) treatment to score their mood each morning?

      It strikes me that any system that attempts to simplify so many variables is more of a kludge approach than anything that should be considered a scientific methodology.

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    2. Re:From the article... by elbrecht · · Score: 1

      Woudn't that be a violation of the DMCA since we Moderators encode secret conspiratoritail messages in our Moderations? ... Forget I just said that.

      Yeah, indeed very very secret. Since you commented to the story and the mods are thrown away.

      ... Forget he just posted!

  29. Psychohistory will never work by dsplat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It simply isn't possible to nail down all of the variables in advance, or even as events occur. Either economics or chaos theory will demonstrate that pretty clearly. The problem is that we can forecast general trends into the near future. The fewer variables we introduce and the shorter the time frame, the more accurate we can be. Marital conversations are quite predictable in many cases. The reasons are trivially obvious. Some marriages have unresolved issues that keep coming up. But even a good marriage without baggage involves two people dealing with day-to-day life, which involves tackling the same questions repeatedly:

    "So, should we go to the beach for our vacation this year?"

    "Yes, and don't forget to schedule enough time at Thanksgiving to visit both of our families."

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  30. not only that... by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will kick open the doors for plenty of old-school D&D action!

    Wife attacks! You are wounded in the (rolls die) pride.

    Don drunkenness.

    Roll die for level of drunkenness.

    7

    Your wounds' severity subsides.

    Go out in shop, try to put lawnmower back together.

    Wife follows! She is on the phone with your sister! Sister attacks!

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    1. Re:not only that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You manage to start and wield lawnmower.
      You attack your wife with your blessed rusty +4 lawnmower named Wifetrasher.
      You miss.
      Your wife spits in your general direction.
      Your lawnmower named Wifetrasher rusts a little bit more.
      Your wife curses you.
      Your lawnmower glows with a purple light.
      Your wife curses you.
      Your lawnmower glows with a black light.
      You attack your wife with your cursed very rusty +4 lawnmower named Wifetrasher.
      Your lawnmower named Wifetrasher cannot stand such a rude treatment and crumbles to dust.
      You write in the dust "Elbereth".
      ...

    2. Re:not only that... by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      LOL. If I hadn't posted in this article I would mod you up. Hint, hint other mods.

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    3. Re:not only that... by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      This will kick open the doors for plenty of old-school D&D action!

      Just cast MIBL it works on any kind of foe. Of course, with the way the wife is looking these days, maybe OLAY is better.

      If you got this joke, you're not only a geek, you're old. Now where's my fire horn?

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  31. LAME Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderated you as Offtopic.

    1. Re:LAME Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on brother!

  32. Proof that the Seldon plan is not so far fetched: by timothy · · Score: 2, Funny

    GNOME.

    KDE.

    Each seemingly (at times) at odds, each carefully planned by a shadowy and secret originator to ensure that the job each thinks is its own will (we hope) be done.

    But marital conversations? No. That's just too far out.

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  33. Correct! by Trillan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Asimov's psychohistory was the study of mob mechanics.

    Pyschohistory is better explained in the tail of the Robot series and the prequels to the Foundation series than in the "main" Foundation series itself.

  34. i feel so, so sorry by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    for gottman's wife

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    1. Re:i feel so, so sorry by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't really say how this part of the story came out, even in general terms. I don't think she was hoping he would go back to work and get more mathematical. It definitely begs the question.

  35. The Calculus of the Girlfriend by ArmorFiend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do apply a semi-algorithmic approach to dealing with my girlfriend. I find it works very well.

    Sometimes she tries to step in and run my life. Sometimes she assumes her priorities should override my priorities. When that happens I express what is important to me, and stick to my guns.

    Other times, and frankly more often, I don't have priorities of my own, and I'm happy to let her have her way.

    Still other times, I try to get her to prioritize my concerns above her own. When that happens, she usually tells me to get bent. This is good.

    When there are attempts to control some issue, I try to quantify how important it is to me, and how important it is to her, and let that be my guide. Its important to rely on one's own internal assessment of priority, because of course if you ask her how important something is, its typically infinity. ; )

    God and/or monkeys created each of us to live OUR OWN LIVES. I see many people screw up their lives because they try to live for someone else (or worse yet, something else). This results in lost years and stunted freaky damage. Ya gots to get out there and defend yo turf, man.

    1. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      so... you don't have kids. ;P

    2. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      Yep. Don't plan on any. Out of curiosity, what changes?

    3. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just about everything, but most of it for the better, IMO.

      Come to think of it, it's all for the better. Kids are great; they make you reanalyze everything in your life. It's amazing how trivial some of your old problems become in the face of a kid with a fever at 4AM. And there is nothing in this world that can beat a 2 yr old charging up to you, squealing your name with arms out for a hug as you walk in from work.

      The above poster is correct; you now have twice as many people to care for, and twice as many priority sets to acount for. Factor in that two of those people are either impossible (5 yrs old) or exceptionally difficult (5-16+ yrs old) to reason with, and you are in for some difficulty. Explaining and accounting for priorites with people who's persoanlity, and therefore priorities, are in constant flux is very challenging.

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    4. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason this works well for you is that she's your girlfriend, not your wife. Each of you knows that if you get too obnoxious, the other can leave without too much trouble.

      There was an Agatha Christy story in which everyone thought a certain couple was just living together. But the detective deduced that they were married after she walked in on them having a huge fight.

    5. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      We are engaged tho. :)

    6. Re:The Calculus of the Girlfriend by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      What those other guys said too, but in the simpilist terms, when you said:
      Sometimes she assumes her priorities should override my priorities. When that happens I express what is important to me, and stick to my guns.

      I had to laugh - I'm a new dad (3 months now), and let me tell you something... my daughter assumes her priorities override mine, my wife's, the cat and dog's, time. She's also much better at sticking to her guns since all she has to do is scream louder. :) I would however, do it [have kids] again, and plan to. It's awesome. I mean, it's a pain in the ass sometimes but it's worth it - more than worth it. Like linux. HA!

      (I know... I'm a week late on the response. Sorry)

  36. Obligitory Simpsons quote by helix400 · · Score: 1

    So...would analyzing marriage conversations be like this?

    Lyndsey Nagle: Why not both, then everybody's happy.
    CBG: Oh yeah, everyone's real happy then.
    Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
    Professor Frink: (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off the charts mm-hai.
    (Sarcasm detector explodes)
    Courtesy of The Simpsons Archive

    1. Re:Obligitory Simpsons quote by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      You missed a line or two. The sarcasm detector doesn't explode until someone looks at it and says, "Oh that's useful."

    2. Re:Obligitory Simpsons quote by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      Ooh, a sarcasm detector, that's real useful. - the comic book guy

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  37. First Step? by Jason1729 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Psychohistory is essentially Econometric Modeling, I took an undergrad course on that. The prof even mentioned that it was the same idea as Asimov's Psychohistory.

    Even if Econometrics is much less precise or sophisticated, it is still a lot more than a first step towards it, and compared to Econometrics, the article is nothing.

    Jason
    ProfQuotes

    1. Re:First Step? by fferreres · · Score: 1

      You are missing something, to have an econometric model the right way, you must first have a teory. if you do not have a theory you can't use econometrics to prove or disprove your theory. Steps for an econometric model:

      - Present your theory or thesis
      - Present the stochastic econmetric model you'll use to test it's validity
      - Estimate coefficients
      - Accept or reject your hipotesis (or refine your theory and go pack to the beggining)
      - Predict

      It has been proved that you make relly great but meaningless econometric models. Like average lenght of women dresses and (can't remember well, but it was something funny) the stock market. I think the correlation was significnt at 99% confidence level... :)

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      unfinished: (adj.)
    2. Re:First Step? by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      There was a little passage in _Friday_ (by Heinlein) about this.. dresses and stock market, beard length and the price of gold, or some such.

      --
      "'Tis great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults, greater to tell him his." --Poor Richard's Almanac
    3. Re:First Step? by javilon · · Score: 1

      For more on econometrics, you can use Wikipedia:

      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Econometrics

      --


      When his defense asked, "Which computer has Jon Johansen trespassed upon?" the answer was: "His own."
    4. Re:First Step? by fferreres · · Score: 1

      I think the original author of the study was samuelson.

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      unfinished: (adj.)
  38. damn typoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *level*

  39. but woman are not logical by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Funny
    You can not know how they think logically or mathmatically. They are an unkown.

    Of course they are responsible for %100 of the problems in a relationship. Since men are perfect and think rationally the problem can not be with us. We all know the truth here.

    I think the mathmatically answer is easy. If a+ rand(time(0))!=b then a=b. Or let A live alone and use porn to cure sexual fustration.

    1. Re:but woman are not logical by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1

      please. look at this amazing legend.

    2. Re:but woman are not logical by permaculture · · Score: 1
      "Why do boys like numbers so much?"

      'Gregory's Girl' (1981).

      --
      Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
    3. Re:but woman are not logical by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      " "Why do boys like numbers so much?"

      If you do not know then I am not going to tell you. :-)

  40. Re:Useless...WHY EDITORS WHY! by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I gotta put this on the floor...

    Why the HELL do /. editors combing through stories post a story with a freaking link to register to read a story?!?!?!!!

    SCROO THAT!

    Now...mod this into the background

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    -1 Overrated (Too many big words for me to comprehend)
  41. What is it really modeling? by Silent_E · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I tend to be sceptical of modeling subjective things like emotions. But there are lots of behaviors that are actually modelable, like voting, for example. I wonder if what it is really modeling is gender programming?

    What I mean by that is at our least thoughtful, we all have fairly typical reactions that are culturally received. I can't think of a single time that the "toilet seat" conversation ("Why did you/ do men leave the toilet seat up/ why do men always.../why do women always complain about...") doesn't degenerate into a whole list of wrongs that each sex has done to the other, even when people of the same sex are having the conversation. I suspect that conversations like that, that tend to follow fairly typical patterns are easily modeled. And since psychology can alrady model aspects of emotional display fairly acurately, it isn't that far to modeling culturally patterned converstations.

  42. Scoring System by oaf357 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot for Marriages is what their scoring system sounds like to me.

  43. My wife turned me into a mule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stubborn and sterile

  44. Duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything can be mathematically modeled.

  45. Spice it up by Azethoth666 · · Score: 1

    Having just watched the emminently entertaining Children of Dune on SciFi I am reminded that this psycho-babble-history really can work as long as you have the God-Emperor and his Wormy offspring chugging back enough spice of life to Make It So on the Golden Yellow Brick Path to the future ;-) -- Mmm, apparently there really are only 7 plots to stories, or something. Note to self: stick with day job and forget writing next big novel.

    1. Re:Spice it up by inkwiztor · · Score: 1

      Dune...
      Frank Herbert was in part writing Dune in response to Foundation.
      Huxley/Orwell dystopias to HG Wells (the early) utopian engineering utopian tendencies.
      Just so, Dune to Foundation.

      Chance, Chaos, Uncertainty, The Grandfather who died fighting in the Bullring, the head of the Bull with the Grandfathers dried blood still on it placed high up in the Bankquet Hall on Arrakis. Gambling everything on a die roll. On a knife fight with Feyd-Rautha... and diving a thopter among the spice-worm, or (1984 now) taking jet down to the storm-waves, Bernard Marx scaring the BG-zuss out of Lenina Crowne...

      Now-Old argument of chaos theory / quantum stuff as opposed to Newtonian/Engineering Utopians via social -engineering.

      Organisms have in them technology (created by evolution) most bizarre and beyond our imaginations than any episode of X-Files.

      Old argument: History makes individuals, or individuals make history. Yes, No, both, neither, maybe, hahahahah.

      "Utopias" ("..a boot heel smashing down onto a human face, forever...") and corruption of Fremen riligion when people put social-engineering above appreciation of chaos. Condemn Plato to Hades!!!

      "Above all, a leader needs a sense of the sardonic.." - Irulan

      (Recommended google "timothy oreilly frank herbert online" -- he put his definitive work on Dune up on the web just recently.)

      (very first posting to slashdot)

      --
      "A beginning is a delicate time for making certain that the balances are correct..." So go see "Mahdi" O'Reilly's
  46. Subtext of every conversation in a marriage. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's the key to writing married people:

    Everything the man says revolves around wanting more and better sex, justifying his choice of woman.

    Everything the woman says revolves around wanting more money and security, justifying her choice of man.

    There may be digressions to an Umberto Eco degree, but thematically, this is what it's about.

  47. marital moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wanna know how many karma points I need to get regular head like when we were engaged. Sigh.

  48. If love is maths... by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...then women are irrational numbers. ;-)

    RMN
    ~~~

    1. Re:If love is maths... by hsuwh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strange attractors, n'est-ce pas?

      (Sorry, had to say that. What do I owe the pun fund?

      --
      ICQ: 28651394 = AIM/MSN/YIM: hsuwh = www.livejournal.com/~banazir
    2. Re:If love is maths... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      After you figure out how to square root a negative number, you'll be well on your way.

      Actually, the trick, as with any mathematical process, is to know exactly what your variables are.

      Husband: Dear, are you upset?
      Wife: (obviously upset, snaps back) No, everything's fine.
      Husband: Ok, good. Seeing as how we're both adults, and we both know that communication is the foundation of all things good in a marriage, I am comfortable in the fact that if you had a problem, that in any way involved me, or if I could help in any way, you'd tell me. But you say there is no problem, so there must BE no problem. Thanks, dear. *wanders away, whistling*

      Took me a while to get that into my wife's head; too many women grow up with the 'you need to read my mind' mentality. But once she realized that I meant it, and that 'Yes, I'm upset, too upset to talk about it right now, really, but I'll tell you when I'm ready' was a perfectly valid answer, we were all much happier.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  49. try this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay honey, love of my life, you have your wish. We're going to go shopping today. You pick out anything you want. In fact, get a shopping cart. Clothes, jewelery, perfume, small appliances, you name it.

    (go shopping .. follow her everwhere .. encourage her)

    That's it honey.

    Sure, you can put that in your cart.

    That looks great on you! Sure, put that in too.

    Oh I can't decide either. Get them both!

    (at the cash register)

    Okay honey, now we have to put it all back. No, I don't really feel like buying it right now. I just wanted you to HOLD it for a while.

    You have to understand my unique masculine needs.

    (okay you'll never play hide-the-weenie again but it will be worth it)

  50. Re:Here's what it says [credit where credit's due] by graveyhead · · Score: 1

    This is a paraphrased conversation between The Duke of Wellington and Blackadder dressed as the Prince Regent in the BBC comedy series, Blackadder. Specifically, it is from series III, episode Duel and Duality.

    --
    std::disclaimer<std::legalese> sig=new std::disclaimer; sig->dump(); delete sig;
  51. Hmmm by Hobobo · · Score: 1

    Is this in Pseudoscience Weekly?

  52. the primary equation by bestguruever · · Score: 2, Funny

    I actually worked out the primary equation years ago:
    happiness = 1 / ( 7 - years of marriage )

    Thankfully I only have six more months before the whole equation is undefined

    wow, I just notice that putting whitespace around operators is now automatic.

    --
    if you think this is bad, you should have seen my last sig
    1. Re:the primary equation by Servants · · Score: 1

      happiness = 1 / ( 7 - years of marriage )

      Ooh... slow growth in happiness for a while, but soon you'll be approaching infinity!

      Of course, then you go negative. Tough break, dude.

      Wait, are you sure this is marriage you're talking about?

    2. Re:the primary equation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for one point, it's defined. Only 6 months until your happiness is -100000000000000!

    3. Re:the primary equation by bestguruever · · Score: 1

      Of course the numerator should have been -1; the article just had me in a fit of silliness at the time.
      And what do I can call that moment when things get undefined and after which things are positive? "proclaimation of divorce"

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      if you think this is bad, you should have seen my last sig
  53. Psychohistory by br00tus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I was reading Paul Krugman (the economist) recently and he talked about how Asimov's idea of psychohistory mesmerized him at a young age, to the point of being a history major - but then he realized if you really wanted to use mathematics to model human behavior, economics was one of the best ways to go. Krugman is a liberal, and praises liberal economic policies. He also has some positive things to say about conservative economicists like Milton Friedman and their ideas. But he calls economic ideas to the right of them (supply siders) kooks, and Marxist economic ideas to the left of him kooky as well. He goes into a lot of detail about why supply side ideas are bad, but very little about Marxist economic ideas. There is a logical coherence to this - supply side ideas have been put into policy at various times since Reagan took office, while Marxist economic ideas are not even that influential in Chinese society any more. I suspect Krugman knows very little about Marxist economic ideas although he bashes Marxist economics all the time. Which is ironic because....psychohistory is Marxism! Or I've always considered it as Asimov's parody of the Marxist idea of historical materialism. In the 21st century, especially in the United States, people don't know the first thing about Marxian ideas, except that the USSR and China embraced them, and that in those countries ownership of capital was in the hands of the government, not the capitalist class. But I guess in New York City's Jewish community in the early 20th century, these kinds of ideas circulated around and I'm sure Asimov was familiar with some of these Marxian concepts.

    Marx was a philosopher, a historian and an economist. As far as this is concerned, it is Marx the historian we are concerned with. Marx had an idea called historical materialism, which was very much like psychohistory - that there is a scientifically identifiable march of history. He saw society as moving through stages - slave states (like the Roman Empire, or the early US), feudalism (like medieval Europe), and capitalism (a new system borne not long before Adam Smith wrote Wealth of Nations). He saw workers moving from being slaves to serfs/peasants to proletariat wage slaves. He saw the next stage as socialism, the workers seizing the means of production and the state for their own use, and then the stage past socialism, communism, where the main dictum would be "from each according to ability, to each according to need", where there would be no nation-states any more and so forth.

    Anyhow, I haven't read The Foundation trilogy for a while but it would be interesting to see what I get different from it now that I know some more about socialism than I did then. For example, when I first watched the movie Spartacus directed by Stanley Kubrick, I though it was a good movie by Kubrick about gladiators with Kirk Douglass and Laurence Olivier. But with a more full perspective, I can see what a radical movie, with radical ideas spoken by characters, that Dalton Trumbo wrote - I think the radicalness of it is missed by a lot of people since they're not waving red flags and so forth, they're just speaking English. Anyway it's interesting.

    As a footnote, I'm aware of Marx's historical materialism but that doesn't mean I necessarily agree with it. Marx's ideas started being put into practice in 1917 - and five years later, Mussolini marched on Rome, the beginnings of fascism in Europe. From the 1930's through 1950's, a lot of leftists - Gramsci, Wilhelm Reich, the Frankfurt school, asked themselves - what happened? Why didn't Marxism work the way we thought it would? This doesn't just mean what was wrong with the Soviet Union, but why didn't Marx predict a fascist movement coming into existence, largely as a counter-force against socialism (sort of similar to the Jesuits and counter-reformation springing into existence not that long after Luther nailed his theses to the Wittenburg church). This is

    1. Re:Psychohistory by Slamtilt · · Score: 1

      As far as this is concerned, it is Marx the historian we are concerned with. Marx had an idea called historical materialism [google.com], which was very much like psychohistory - that there is a scientifically identifiable march of history.

      IIRC (and I might not, it's been years), the idea that history is directed in some way is more Hegelian than Marxist. That wouldn't be surprising, Marx built quite a bit on Hegel. It's also worth noting that it's still a very widespread, though generally unstated, assumption that history does inevitably lead onward and upward to some final Utopic destination.

      Unless you're Fukuyama, of course, in which case you think we arrived there 14 years ago.

    2. Re:Psychohistory by John+Bayko · · Score: 1
      Someone I work with maintains that Communism is theoretically the best system, provided that people aren't involved.
      He saw workers moving from being slaves to serfs/peasants to proletariat wage slaves. He saw the next stage as socialism, the workers seizing the means of production and the state for their own use, and then the stage past socialism, communism, where the main dictum would be "from each according to ability, to each according to need", where there would be no nation-states any more and so forth.
      I think the mistake was to view those as politically motivated progressions, rather than economic ones. If they're politically forced, that means un-free centralized control, and while centralized control is good for long term planning, it can't react properly to changing local circumstances like decentralized systems (as in capitalism).

      But economically, I can see this sort of thing happening, in a much longer term, because of technology - specifically the falling costs and rising general prosperity. The cost of entry into a number of markets has fallen dramatically. Sometimes the technology cost itself has fallen, as in personal computers, allowing for local shops which provide custom built solutions for customers to thrive, sometimes the industry has simply restructured to spread the cost, such as semiconductor companies which used to need a fabrication plant, but have split into designers and foundaries (akin to the publishing vs. printing companies).

      If this trend can continue, then anyone modivated enough can form their own company, and those not interested still have a wider choice of employers.

      It's not without opposition by the established conglomerations. A good example is the music industry - the old model is simply unsustainable with new technology. The existing companies may collapse no matter what they do, because whatever they do in the end, anyone else can do it too now, so they're not special.

      However, anything like that will probably take a few more centuries to settle down. And these things need a free but fair, regulated economic climate. No, I don't think the U.S has one, there is too much corporate power, but on the other hand corporate control becomes just as inefficient as any centralized control, after a while. Unless propped up by non-market forces (e.g. government laws), they'll shrink or collapse in the face of better, smaller competitors.

      Unfortunately, corporate interests seem to be moving towards government control in the U.S. Not surprizing - the logical result of unfettered capitalism is organized crime, whether it's enforced by private thugs or an government increasingly alienated from its citizens.

      In that case, then of course they get feudal in their demands, people demand rights, constitutions are negotiated or revolutions happen, and democracy flourishes again, and another millenium goes by...

  54. best model to date by BigBir3d · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    -0

    - 0

    where

    - is a penis

    and

    0 is a hole

    oscillate whenever possible

  55. I will say it only once... by fferreres · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For any conceibable behaveour there is a mathematical way of fitting the behaveour with a certain degree of probability. If something is not pure noise, then there must be some way to formalize it, though language itself or in mathematical notation.

    This works, of course, don't add much value because they never explain how or why things are like that. With physics you don't have to explain the basic laws, they "just are", but with everything else, you better have some explanation of some sort because, in reallity, they are nothing more than constructs based on physical constraints.

    On the other side, it might be funny to see how some people could see these formalizations as expressing more or being more accurate than "plain verb" explanation. "If it's hard to understand then it's real science!!" (wrong!)...

    Just my thoughts so (I am biased yes, I've seen to many quantitative economics to believe equations express more just because the math is hard...they usually don't).

    --
    unfinished: (adj.)
  56. A trolling I will go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A trolling I will go
    Cowoby Neal's Mom is a crackhigh ho
    A trolling I will go!

    Seriously why do they do that shit? And who is the homo blasting everybody's score that challenges /. or their mainstream herd mentality?

    Well???

    Go ahead...mod me down...there is more of us ACs then moderator points!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  57. Different error message by jtheory · · Score: 1

    Odd; for me it popped an error message in a grumpy-looking font saying something about how if *I* didn't know what the problem was, *it* certainly wasn't going to tell me, and if I thought I could just click a link and waltz on in I had another think coming.

    I'm just going to wait a while, and try again later (should I dim the lights, or something?).

    --
    There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
    1. Re:Different error message by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Still works for me -- I refreshed, I don't think it's cached.

  58. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

    Actually, Dune and Children Of Dune were both pretty good. All of the characters were almost as I imagined them and there were only a few events missing or rearranged.

    I would like to see something of that quality be made of each of the Foundation books, but I don't really see how that would be possible.

    Now, the SciFi series are pretty dumb, (Tremors?!? They canceled Farscape for Tremors?!?) but their miniseries movies are pretty good.

  59. ...and I thought I was nuts! by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I spent an hour this afternoon deriving a utility function modeling my preferences over relationships, since I know that they're unusual, discontinuous, and non-monotonic. At the end of it I was convinced I had finally, completely, truly, lost my mind, so I showed what I'd done to some friends/colleagues and they agreed.

    For those who might be interested, it goes as follows:

    where x = quality of man
    x belongs to the set [0,1)

    notice that the set of x is closed at the lower bound (since men graded 0 exist aplenty), while it's open at the upper bound (since the perfect man does not exist. This isn't sexist; I don't believe the perfect woman exists either.). Therefore x can approach 1, but never equal it.

    and where p = intended level of commitment
    where p belongs to [0,1]
    with p = 0 implying no relationship at all, p = 1 implying a ring on my left hand. Further examples: p = 0.1 or 0.2, say, imply a casual fling; p = 0.4 or 0.5 imply dating officially; p = 0.8 or 0.9 imply living together with no intention of anything more.

    We have:
    For p between [0,1): u(x,p) = x^p
    For p = 1: u(x,p) = 2*ln(x+p) ... of course, this can just as well be written as:
    u(x,p) = 2*ln(x+1)

    Those who take the time to solve it for a few representative values will notice a very clear mapping of preferences as under:

    Committed relationship with highly-ranked man is strictly preferred to being single, which in turn is strictly preferred to anything less than full commitment. However, being single is strictly preferred to a committed relationship with a man with quality less than approximately 0.65.

    I already admitted I'm insane. No irate comments on my irrationality please.

    What's the point of this exposition here? Well, the posted article proves one of two things:
    a. When I'm finally institutionalized, I shall have a cellmate, or;
    b. Someone beat me to getting relationship math published, dammit!!!

    1. Re:...and I thought I was nuts! by NisJ�rgensen · · Score: 1

      Hmm - it seems there are a few problems:

      1. Since you prefer p=0 to p in (0,1) how do you get from p=0 to p=1? This is especially important since you would probably need to spend some time in a situation where 0p1 to estimate the value of x.

      2. The (subjective or objective) value of x may change over time.

      Both of these leads to the question:

      Is your strategy to maximise the utility for the present, or the expected utility on [now,inf[?

    2. Re:...and I thought I was nuts! by tarball_tinkerbell · · Score: 1

      Obviously expected lifetime utility...I would have thought that much was obvious! :)

      However I don't really see any difference between an optimal lifetime state & an optimal present state. After all, I was pretty clear that p refers to the intended state, not necessarily the actual.

      As for the value of x changing over time, since I would never have any idea of the direction this change would take, I'd have to model it as a stochastic variable, with a known expected value, estimated variance, and unknown distribution. Since x is itself drawn from a (presumably) normal distribution (my current assumption is it has a mean of 0.5 with a very small variance), this might make the problem excessively complex & almost intractable. However it might be working on...I'll let you know if I get anywhere with it! :)

  60. negative zero? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a negative zero in your equation?
    Dumbass.

    But don't forget,
    -0 * -0 = 0

    Um, you can interpret that however you want.

    1. Re:negative zero? by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      ASCII artist I am not...

      - - and 0 0 was not taken into account of course. oops.

  61. Psicohistory and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle by vaceituno · · Score: 1

    Did anyone ever notice that the first reference to psicohistory is not Asimovs? It comes from a Sherlock Holmes story. I read the complete SH stories, and it was there. Unfortunately, I dont remember which. Anyone?

  62. Not in small scale by juahonen · · Score: 1

    Not in small scale like single marriage. But psychohistory could be used to predict behaviour in nationwide or global scale.

    Let's say: A nation attacks another nation, and leaves some valuable historical relics unguarded. What does psychohistory predict will happen? A number of people (note: not all) will loot the unguarded relics with the intend to get rich.

    All you need for psychohistory to work, is to model historical events, and the variables that most affected them.

    1. Re:Not in small scale by dsplat · · Score: 1

      Let's say: A nation attacks another nation, and leaves some valuable historical relics unguarded. What does psychohistory predict will happen? A number of people (note: not all) will loot the unguarded relics with the intend to get rich.

      I agree with you completely on this point. There are two issues that you should consider though. First, could you have predicted six months ago whether any given historical relics would be left unguarded? Second, can you predict whose hands they will end up in when they are found?

      The first point illustrates that we don't (and can't) have all of the information needed to make many important predictions in advance. The second point illustrates that some important consequences of even the things that we can predict are going to be unpredictable.

      The looting of Iraqi artifacts has already resulted in international tensions. If they are found quickly, they will almost certainly be returned to Iraq, as they should be. But what will happen if their location isn't discovered for 50 years? Where will they turn up? I can't predict that. I can't predict what other factors will all coalesce at the same time to cause people or countries to take particular sides in the argument over whether they should be returned or to whom.

      This issue parallels the issue of works taken during World War II. Many were forcibly stolen. But right now, there's a discussion going on about the terms under which a collection, currently in Russia, will be returned to Germany. From some of the other sources I've seen and heard, I have gotten the impression that the Russian officer acted partly to preserve valuable works of art from damage or destruction in a war zone.

      Had a different Russian officer found those paintings, they would have ended up somewhere else. Even imagining that he had acted under similar motives, they could be in a different post-Soviet country with a different government negotiating the terms for their return.

      --
      The net will not be what we demand, but what we make it. Build it well.
  63. So conspicuous... by LeoDV · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A hobby of mine is writing SF, and when I read how this guy came to do this accidentally (reading his roomate's socio books, and letter getting a math book he didn't order), I just feel like people have traveled back in time and planted those things so he could start those studies, eventually foster "psychomathematics" that will later be evolved in psychohistory when we have computers fast enough (quantum) to handle the mathematical load.

    The truth is out there.

    Also, I'll remember what he said next time I have a fight with my wife.

  64. Or for slashdot readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Women are IMAGINARY numbers

  65. As a communication assistant for SPRINT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you all the communication could easily be broken down into about 5 categories.

    1. Idiocy.

    2. Money.

    3. Boredom.

    4. Sex.

    5. Wrong numbers.

    Of course in my book sex has a higher rating but then again I've forgotton what it looks like so I guess you slashdot bitchez better start puttin out a little more for us fugl3y g33ks (we pay g00d).

  66. Yep, here's a proof by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

    It simply isn't possible to nail down all of the variables in advance, or even as events occur. Either economics or chaos theory will demonstrate that pretty clearly.

    In nonlinear/chaotic systems, errors in the initial conditions quickly expand, causing huge deviations on a macro scale. This is why long-term weather prediction is impossible. James Gleick mentions in his excellent book Chaos that a lattice of weather sensors, spaced just one foot apart all over the surface of the earth and up through the entire atmosphere, would still give seriously wrong weather predictions after only a month or so.

    If you can't predict the weather in the long-term, then you can't predict human history either. Wars can be won or lost because of weather. Civilizations can starve or prosper. Economies can boom or bust. Maybe it's a beautiful day, so the future leader of the free world decides to walk instead of driving and gets hit by a bus.

    Human behavior is a reaction to our surroundings -- and if it's impossible to predict our surroundings on a long timeline, then the same goes for human behavior.

    QED,
    IT

    --

    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

    1. Re:Yep, here's a proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best way to predict the weather is to make it. Sure, a foot-spaced 3D grid of sensors would still fail to predict the weather far in advance. (of course, in real life, sensors take up space, so they'd also screw up the weather...)

      However, if you deliberately cloud-spray and so on, you can predict the weather much more accurately. If you light a ring of fires around your airport, you can predict that you won't have fog. If you set up some really nasty tesla-inspired electromagnetic devices, you can exert even more control.

  67. more to it than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My own spouse is a marrage counselor and she has to deal with that all day. People are trained from day one to add emphasis by increasing their volume. Old habits die hard. Once you've reached the point where you are getting yelled at and yelling back more than once a day, then it's time to take deep breaths and use adjectives instead of volume. My wife suggests avoiding short adjectives like "very" and using multisyllabic words (extrordinarily, exceptionally, extremely) instead.

    1. Re:more to it than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Egad ! :)

      My Mom graduated and trained as a social assistant (do you capitalize that last ?) near WWII in our quaint little ol' 3rd world country.

      Several decades later, she remarked that her training had taught her exactly that. Plus, say important things at a level low enough that the other parts have to stop shouting in order to listen. Plus a few other things I wasn't wise enough to remember.

      On a lower key, modern "human resources mc's" also suggest things like not stopping to breathe, in order not to be interrupted, or waiting for the other part to do so, in order to do unto.. etc.

      Some older stuff is still touted, such as imitating your counterparts body posture, and gestures, in order to be better liked... and other sillines which really ticked me off with a gaggle of idiots (including principals) who tried it on me during my years - much before I'd heard of the reason for their trying to incense me by apeing my every move or posture (while ignoring what was trying to be said).

      Fact is, it seems that the real dope is scrupulously kept from us "lumpen". Knowledge is power ?

  68. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they already have the Mule in Shrek??

  69. HOW TO TELL IF A GUY IS A SLASHDOTTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perhaps this area of mathamatics should be left alone, I would rather think I have a girlfriend becuase we love each other then our equations match or something.

    WHAT? you have a girlfriend... wrong site buddy.

    ohhh u would rather THINK that u have one.. well thats fine with us.

    right guys?

  70. Engineering models versus arbitrary explanation by SteveBoker · · Score: 1

    With an arbitrary number of parameters we can fit a curve to anything and it doesn't help at all. True.

    However, that does not mean that useful knowledge does not arise from mathematical modeling. To give a different spin on things, consider a bird. A perfectly self-consistent explanation for why a bird can fly and we can't is, "God made it that way." But, given some appropriate experiments and a mathematical model for their resulting aerodynamics, one can project that it is possible to build an airplane. So often there are many explanations. But it is easier to tell what will work when you try to implement a mathematical model than when you implement an explanation.

    Now, we could rest with the explanation that, "Men want sex and women want security." But it is unlikely that things are nearly so simple. And just like the "God wants it that way" explanation, these types of explanations are self consistent, but self defeating. The true use for mathematical models of human behavior is to help us understand how the behavior of a complex system such as interpersonal interactions might be usefully changed. In other words, the hope for such models is to allow better learning and adaptation by the individuals involved. And, in cases where couples seek help, how a therapist might usefully, rather than destructively, intervene.

    "Laugh while you can, monkey-boy" -- John Wharfin

    1. Re:Engineering models versus arbitrary explanation by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Yes, flying is better understood with math, it's a physical problem. I wasn't implying that no explanation at all is better than any model, I was refering to verbal explanation, like when you talk with a best friend, and if he is one of those guys that have a clear understanding of life and you, he'll be able to tell the REAL problem based on the behaveour.

      Though the model may be more interesting or elegant...

      --
      unfinished: (adj.)
  71. I think I know the formula... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    The mathematics of marriage:

    f(x) = sin (s * x) + b - c

    Hmm... Perhaps something like that?

    Where f is fun, x is time, s is sex frequency, b is amount of beer and c number of compromises in the marriage to your disadvantage. :-)

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    1. Re:I think I know the formula... by zuzulo · · Score: 1

      -----
      f(x) = sin (s * x) + b - c ...
      Where f is fun, x is time, s is sex frequency, b is amount of beer and c number of compromises in the marriage to your disadvantage. :-)
      -----

      You, sir, have clearly realized that the primary variable of any marriage model is sin. I venture that this result could be generalized to all human relationships. This is groundbreaking work indeed. ;-)

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    2. Re:I think I know the formula... by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      You forgot 'i' - the imaginary variable that your wife will inevitably use when she thinks you finally get it.

  72. Well, if they're modelling women by Quila · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then Chaos Theory must be in this somewhere big-time.

  73. There is already a science of Psychohistory by gorehog · · Score: 1

    OK everyone, there is a science of psychohistory. It already exists. Check out www.psychohistory.com.

  74. No way by Tuqui · · Score: 0

    The Only way that the Psychohistory works is that every individual in the group can make its decisions. In the actual system the president an a little group of a nation can decide a war or the change of the indiduals life style(laws). This groups are too small to get a precise probability.

  75. Re:Proof that the Seldon plan is not so far fetche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But marital conversations? No. That's just too far out. Oh come on, it's so simple you could even do that in BASIC
    10 Man is wrong
    20 Goto 10

  76. On The Mathematics of Marriage by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 0

    Basic rule: Never use a dynamic model where a static will do.

    For example:

    Frequency (f) of intercourse per week (x) after marriage: f(x) = 3/x.

  77. Thesis by olman · · Score: 1
    The juicy stuff is towards the end of the article. The basic thesis of the article turns out to be that the marriage is likely to be successful if the partners have similar functions.

    That's not quite what it said. Key is not having similar functions, but compatible functions. Either strong response to whatever you spouse does tends to work, as long as it's on both sides.. Or being (somewhat) nice even when the partner's being difficult works. And, ahem, ignoring or not being able to respond never works. As does only reacting negatively. More negatively to negative input but ignoring positive.

    You can say it's difficult to enumerate emotions, which is true, but you can enumerate interpersonal interaction, which is what they're doing. It's not about psychohistory (great editorial, guys), it's about studying in a scientific way how couples interact with each other. Nothing new there of course, just a new kind of analysis. Maybe slashdot editors are more familiar with SF-"science" than marriage..?
  78. You have forgotten the precursor to Chaos Theory by amber_lux · · Score: 1

    Human behavior is a reaction to our surroundings -- and if it's impossible to predict our surroundings on a long timeline, then the same goes for human behavior.

    Catastrophe Theory

    Which was, and maybe still is, used to predict both short term and long term behaviour patterns.

    --

    Suppose you did.
    Suppose you did not.

  79. Psicohistory? by OpenSourced · · Score: 1
    Its nothing like psicohistory to me. If I must remember some SF story to match, I would choose "The language of love" (I think) of Rafferty (Im also not sure). In any case it was a story of two archeologists, that found the lost language of love of a dissapeared civilization. That language allowed the users to express their emotions with an almost perfect precision. Of course to do that you first needed to refine your perception of emotions, and your knowledge of the possible emotions, variations and related subtleties. The end result being, that they found that the perfect control of the language meant perfect control of emotions, but also perfect knowledge of the possibilities of the human mind for feeling, and so insatisfaction about never achieving those heights. The story ended with them talking by space-phone or whatever, after many years, and asking about their love lives. One of them tells the other that he was quite happy with his mate, for whom he felt a "moderate attraction". The other one is very jealous because the best he has been able to find was a "strong interest". (I dont remember the exact expressions, but the idea was that).


    Well, that seems to be what these investigators are doing, trying to find a better way of expressing emotions than language, in this case mathematics. Lets be real. Language is not a tool made to express emotions, it was only adapted to do so. But its still a bad tool. You speak about fishes, you can transmit something to your partner, even can describe a new fish you happened to find, with reasonable expectations that the image of the fish in the others mind be something like the image in your mind. But kids, dont try this at home with something you feel, because you will end up seriously confused. When you get serious about expressing emotions, you have to resort to images and metaphors, read Shakespeare if you dont believe me.


    You speak about love, and this little word encompass everything from the sudden lust you feel for a good-looking neighbour, to the tenderness you experience when you see your just born baby, to the deep and complex relationship you have with your mother. Saying "I love you", therefore, means nothing. We should develop a vocabulary to be able to say something like "I feel physically attracted to you to a moderate extent, nothing like the first years though; enjoy your company a lot, your conversation too except when you are nagging; depend on you tremendously, and miss you but rarely (although its a certainty that Ill miss you when I feel down). Till we are able to express that with a couple of words (technical languages express more complex things with fewer words), but more important, till we are able to make those inner distinctions ourselves, well be destined to bad relationships. I think these studies are a good step forward, but better would be if something like elementary emotional education was mandatory from ten years on, and the final grade then tatooed on ones forehead as a warning to bystanders :o)

    --
    Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
    1. Re:Psicohistory? by illaqueate · · Score: 1

      "I feel physically attracted to you to a moderate extent"

      to some extent im probably misunderstanding what you wrote (ironic), but i think communicating something like that will pretty much kill a relationship. not only by what is says, but what it implies (lack of commitment, rejection, negative feeling)

      to paraphrase Nietzsche, there are truths which will injure us; and i would add some of these simple truths lack perspective. if you think about it in terms of consequences, what is more important? your partners emotional well being, or some kind of utopian communication?

      the problem with this kind of SF (or my 1 minute understanding of it anyway) is that it casts humanity as something more malleable than it probably is. communication is important, but we are human after all, and as humans we have different values and goals; and in (heterosexual) romantic relationships there are two different kinds of humans - man and woman. no amount of training will change that; so dreaming of a kind of harmony in truthful communication leaves something out. it doesnt consider all the important consequences. compassion and civility are just as important as understanding

      of course it's hard to relate this to an actual romantic relationship, because i feel this kind of theory reduces the other person to a small theoretical. perhaps the problem is atomism of agents, or bargaining metaphors or whatever, im not sure. but it doesn't do a good job of describing romantic love, and so its frame of mind probably has no hope of informing it;

  80. As a psychologist using some of his theories by dr_canak · · Score: 1

    and methods, i can say with regard to, "if human interactions could be mathematically modeled" the answer would be, not very well in this context.

    I'm part of a major NIH grant ($2.5 mil) that uses a method based on Gottman's work, coding couples interactions in an attempt to quantify their communication styles. This is one part of the project, and as far as I'm concerned the weakest. It's remarkably cumbersome (coding every few secs the topic, the affect, behavioral responses, etc..) by trained observers, difficult to analyze, and unfortunately in our study, telling us nothing.

    No question mathematical modeling is a great direction to go with regard to understanding human behavior, and we have very elegant mathematical solutions to the inherent measurement error in behavioral research. Its just that scientific psychology is so young, our ability to quantify human behavior in any reliable, valid way is in its infancy. And our statistical models allow us to learn something. But it truly is a garbage in, garbage out hill we climb.

    We have difficulty measuring with great accuracy whether or not a person is "depressed." We're in the prehistoric period attempting to quantify and model something as complicated as social interaction on a psychological level. *Maybe* we'll get their someday, but I doubt in my lifetime.

    later,
    jeff

  81. At last an answer to the ultimate question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hope they'll finally be able to tell me why I'm ALWAYS wrong!!!

  82. My answers by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I'm young and arrogant and married so here are my answers.

    1. How do we ditch the kids?
    Give them something interesting to do, hire a babysitter. Many things can be fun with kids along too.

    2. Why do you pay more attention to your buddies than me?
    Don't pay more attention to them, you need "quality time" with your wife & family. You should have some compatible interests.

    3. Why do you pay more attention to that computer than me?
    see #2

    4. Do you think that woman's attractive?
    Yes, I do. What's with a bit of honesty, just because the 19yr old girl is hot doesn't mean your wife is a fat slob. Ask her what she thinks. Also sometimes you can be critical, pick on something dumb like the wrong coloured socks.

    5. I can pay $100 for a new purse, but you can't pay $49.95 for a new game (see #3)
    Create a system of personal disposable income to spend, this allowance works quite well for me. (But I ran out of money a LOOONG time ago)

    6. You don't care about my feelings.
    Ask what makes her feel that way. It's probaly something you didn't notice, guys are notoriously emotionally dumb.

    7. You're not sensitive to my needs.
    Then tell me stuff obvious to you isn't obvious to me.

    8. Why don't you do something constructive.
    I worked today, nothing critical needs to be done now, I'm taking a break you should take one too.
    If something critical needs to be done, you should do it, if it can wait, it can wait.

    9. Rub my feet.
    Free gropeage? Move that into a leg massage, back massage, front massage and get it on. I don't see the problem.

    10. Do we have to do that again? Why can't we just cuddle?
    Cuddle afterwards, afterplay is foreplay for the next time.

    What I say:

    1. How do we ditch the kids?
    above

    2. Would you please stop grooming me!
    Groom her back, Victoria Secrets is nice.

    3. Would you please stop parking in the dead center of the garage!
    Explain how you want to share the garage with her.

    4. Would you please stop falling asleep in the dead center of the bed!
    I honestly don't know the answer to this one, I have given up.

    5. Not everything is cooked on 10.
    Learn to cook, if you want something done right do it yourself.

    6. For the last time, here's how to use the tivo.
    Make written directions.

    1. Re:My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. Come back in ten years and reply to the same post again please. I'll be quite interested in your answers.

    2. Re:My answers by swb · · Score: 1
      1. How do we ditch the kids?
      Give them something interesting to do, hire a babysitter. Many things can be fun with kids along too.
      This is more along the lines of "How can we have an adult experience" without the presence of children reducing everything to a G-rating. Adults need to engage in adult behavior.. Men underfocus on children's development needs, and women often overfocus on them. Both need to compromise, and one of the compromises is understanding that adults engage in adult behavior (drinking, language, sexuality [but not intercourse]) that children don't always need to be "shielded" from.

      2. Why do you pay more attention to your buddies than me?
      Don't pay more attention to them, you need "quality time" with your wife & family. You should have some compatible interests.
      Recognize that man and wife are individuals who will always have some unique, non-shared interests, friends and activities. This diversity is healthy as it provides both new stimuli to the relationship ("hey my new friend Bob's wife you'd really like") as well as providing emotional and intellectual outlets outside the relationship.

      3. Why do you pay more attention to that computer than me? see #2
      I'm harsh. Get a hobby. This is insecurity and boredom, not the fault of the husband for most "normal" computer use. If the computer is *all* you do, well, then you're escaping something in your married life that makes you unhappy.

      4. Do you think that woman's attractive?
      Yes, I do. What's with a bit of honesty, just because the 19yr old girl is hot doesn't mean your wife is a fat slob. Ask her what she thinks. Also sometimes you can be critical, pick on something dumb like the wrong coloured socks.

      Constructive but wrong. This is almost exclusively "I'm really insecure about my appearance and afraid that I will lose your loyalty." He needs to promote her self esteem, but she needs to FIX her self-esteem.

      5. I can pay $100 for a new purse, but you can't pay $49.95 for a new game
      (see #3) Create a system of personal disposable income to spend, this allowance works quite well for me. (But I ran out of money a LOOONG time ago)

      Good advice, but money fights are often a lot more about something else and spending/not spending is about establishing control in the relationship. Figure out the power relationships and you can dramatically improve the spending decisions.

      6. You don't care about my feelings.
      Ask what makes her feel that way. It's probaly something you didn't notice, guys are notoriously emotionally dumb.

      She owns her feelings, they're not someone else's responsibility. She needs to figure out how to engage her husband in a way that gets his attention. Just sitting there waiting for him to pay attention and then complaning when he doesn't (causing 2, 3, 4, and 5 often) is classic passive-aggressive behavior and I personally have no time for it.

      I think number 8 is about control -- having him do things she wants him to do.

      Number 10 is definitely about control primarily and lack of good intimacy skills secondarily. She will probably withhold sex as a punishment for other transgressions. He probably doesn't know how to express intimacy non-sexually. She may also have a lot of negative moral associations with sexuality that cause her to view it negatively.
    3. Re:My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Both need to compromise, and one of the
      > compromises is understanding that adults engage > in adult behavior (drinking, language,
      > sexuality [but not intercourse]) that children > don't always need to be "shielded" from.

      Are you saying that adults don't engage in sexual intercourse, or children don't need to be "shielded" from it?

    4. Re:My answers by swb · · Score: 1

      I'm not advocating that children be exposed to adults performing sexual intercourse. I am advocating that there is a lot of adult behavior that many adults work too hard to "shield" from them.

      There was a time in the not-very-distant past (like in the past 75 years easily) where several generations lived, work, ate, slept, procreated and died all in one room. Children were fully exposed to almost the full spectrum of adult behaviors without any particular problem for the children.

      If most parents who want to "ditch the kids" were able to not worry so much about whether junior sees them drink booze, kiss their wife or use swear words they wouldn't have to ditch their kids.

  83. Maybe not the first steps by Lips · · Score: 1

    In the book "Learned Optimism" (1990) by Martin Seligman, he describes how he could do psychohistory (he is an Asimov fan):

    We had, after all, the three essential things that Hari Selden demanded. First, we had a sound phsycological principal: Optimistic explanatory style predicts the ability to fight off depression, predicts high achievement, and predicts stick-to-itiveness. Second, we had a valid way of measuring explanatory style in people living or dead. Third, we had large numbers of people to study-numbers large enough to allow us to make statistical predictions.(p186)

    A student suggested that they apply it to elections. So they did on the 1988 elections:

    So there we were. Using only the explanatory style of speeches and the degree of rumination the revealed, we had attempted to predict the presidential primary results, the presidential elections, and the twenty-nine Senate elections. We succeeded completely for the primaries, predicting the winners and losers for each party long before the polls named a winner. The prediction for the presidential election was mixed...The fall speeches predicted a Bush victory. But so did everyone else. We called 86 percent of the Senate races right, including all but one of the upsets and squeakers. Nobody else did this well.

    This then is the first instance I know in which social scientists have predicted major historical events-before the fact.
    (p197-198)


    On a side note...being a hard core techo/sci type of guy, I tend to laugh at the waffle in "self help" books. But "Learned Optimism" is backed by hard science and is pretty good. Could someone do a review please?

  84. Model this by mikosullivan · · Score: 2, Funny
    Me: dear...
    Wife: Dear
    Me: Dear
    Wife: Dear
    Me: Dear!
    Wife: DEAR!

    long pause, we look at each other with arched eyebrows

    Me: Dear!
    Wife: Dear...

    and on it goes...

    --
    Miko O'Sullivan
  85. This guy explicitly rejects the fundamental... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...idea of psychohistory: Asimov postulated that, once human populations reached sufficiently large numbers, we could use the techniques of statistical analysis to model history in much the same way statistical mechanics allow us to model thermodynamics.

    In the article, Murray quotes Lord Rutherford as saying that "If you need to use statistics, then you should design a better experiment."

    --
    Eternal vigilance only works if you look in every direction.
  86. My answers by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I've been with my wife for 10 years now. Only married the last few though.

    I freely admit that I'm young and stupid, which is probaly on of the the only good excuses out there.

  87. Easy to mathematically model by X86Daddy · · Score: 1
    I happen to use the same formula as selection criteria for Notes views that I want to be blank:

    1=0


    It's the same exact logic that prevails during marital conversations.
  88. Not psychohistory! by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    From http://digilander.libero.it/solciclos/template.pdf

    The Three Theorems of Psychohistorical Quantitivity[2]:

    1 The population under scrutiny is oblivious to the existence of the
    science of Psychohistory.

    2 The time periods dealt with are in the region of 3 generations.

    3 The population must be in the billions (75 billions) for a statistical probability to have a psychohistorical validity.

    Individual relationships fail all three theorems.

    --Joey

    1. Re:Not psychohistory! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.http://digilander.libero.it/solciclos

  89. check out the errata! by lysander · · Score: 1
    Here's the MIT Press's page about Mathematics of Marriage .

    In particular, check out the errata! How often do you see graph whose axes are Behavior, Fear, and Rage!

    --
    GET YOUR WEAPONS READY! --DR.LIGHT
  90. mentalics by coult · · Score: 1

    They're wasting their time, don't they realize that mentalics will soon mess up all the models anyway?

    --

    All is Number -Pythagoras.

  91. Re:check out the errata! Where is Travolta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send in the scientologists!!!! They have been tracking the evil psychlos for eons. Or better yet read that wonder of SF from Lron-the-nut, 'Battlefield Earth'.

  92. Asimov - fiction to fact? by rebelbrethren · · Score: 1

    imho, looking back over my many years of reading Asimov's work, he preceded so many scientific trends and concepts; robotics usually being the most widely recounted by fans. he was also especially good at focusing on the ethical implications of science - to see the current public backlash against GM etc is almost like a flashback to one of his early short stories.

    i wonder whether time will prove "psychohistory" to be one of his late great ideas, or one of the more un-scientific flops...? (i distinctly recall one bad story about almost infinitely powerful heatsinks, causing a space craft crew to nearly freeze to death while right next to the sun, that struck me as particularly unlikely...)

    personally i think people are born with an inherent capacity for unpredictablity which presents chaotic complexities of the worse kind for someone creating a mathetical model. then again, with a sample group in the multi-billions, how much difference can the odd wildcard really make?

    that is of course assuming that tv, mcdonalds and starbucks don't continue to breed the individuality out of us all... because then this theory'll work just fine!

    1. Re:Asimov - fiction to fact? by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Good points, when I read Asimov's earlier works, I found it hard to believe people would really be that stupid, and with robots, they don't seem to be. But you're right, that's exactly how people react to GM foods.

      As far as one person making a difference in a sample group of billions, what about Hussein, Bin Laden, and Hitler? On the good side, Gorbechov and Einstein?

      Jason
      ProfQuotes.com

    2. Re:Asimov - fiction to fact? by rebelbrethren · · Score: 1

      Fair point J,

      i would argue though, that, though horrible tragedys occurred due to some of those people you mentioned, as a whole, humanity has managed to keep trundling along. it made a hell of difference to the individuals involved, but economies still continued to run, people around the world still gave birth, died etc.

      i guess i'm simply arguing that if you look on a grand enough scale (asimovs thousands of planets with multi billions of people), even losing a planet is a relativly small event. (no comfort for those involved though, of course!)

      conversely, what if Einstein hadn't discovered relativity? as a physics graduate, i can't help thinking that maybe, as all science is built on what came before ("standing on the shoulders of giants" as Newton once said), then someone else would have just discovered it instead. maybe not for 50-100 years later, perhaps, but someone would have, and whats 50 years later in the timescales asimov was dealing with?

      lastly, the thing with GM foods (not wanting to get off topic too much) - it's just a perfect example of the frankenstein effect; angry villagers persecuting the scientist for altering the natural course of things.... but thats another story. yeah, people have accepted robots thus far - but wait until a resonable level of artificial sentience is achieved, and watch most people panic and change their minds...

  93. Semantics : ) by Catskul · · Score: 1

    8. Why don't you do something constructive. (see number 9)
    9. Rub my feet.

    --

    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
  94. As an autistic observing these discussions by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    I am tremendously amused that neurotypicals find themselves as difficult to understand (emotional, illogical, unpredictable) as autistics have been claiming all along. And yet you get to define what is "normal" behavior for humans.

    You might also be amused to view this discussion from our perspective. A good introduction is available here at the parody site for the Institute for the Study of the Neurologically Typical".

  95. Psychohistory Yesterday and Today by Stargoat · · Score: 1

    People are already using psychohistory, and have been for quite some time. Economists do this daily. The Federal Reserver (currently Alan Greenspan and Co.) have been able to accurately predict the movement of the world economy. The US hsa been doing (or attempting to do) this for about 80 years. If we acknowledge that people are their money, then we can say that the prediction of the movement of masses has ongoing for quite some time.

    --
    Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    1. Re:Psychohistory Yesterday and Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      economics is called a dismal science for a reason. keep that in mind.

    2. Re:Psychohistory Yesterday and Today by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Bah.

      --
      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
  96. the individual does matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel pyscohistory would never be practical for the very reason asimov wrote about in his book. One individual can change the course of a peoples path. the mule was a great example of that. and don't forget what I like to call the x-factor the unknown unforseen variable that can influence the outcome of events. In a complex system there are too many varibles to forsee. The chaos theory strikes again.

  97. economics is the opposite of psychohistory by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem with making money in the market is that when new algorithm for profitable information is discovered, it quickly neutalizes itself when everyone uses it. The 20th century is rife with the invention of new financial instruments- mutual funds (trusts), indexed buying, derivatives, leveraged-buyouts, hedging, instant internet trades, etc.- that when the adventurous minority first use them, make money. However, when EVERYONE jumps on the same bandwagon, people stop making money and may even lose.

  98. report on Foundation movie progress by peter303 · · Score: 1

    SciFi Weekly has periodic reports on a possible upcoming movie. It sounds like there is an option, director, and a script, but not yet firm plans. The issue seems to be that the book is too intellectual, without strong action. However, I contend Dune had similar issues and was made into three movies so far. Also, you dont get more intellectual than "The Hours" which was successfully translated to the screen.

  99. DO NOT VISIT PARENT'S SUGGESTED URL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a bogus site full of hate (the Holocost didn't happen, send blacks back to Africa, etc).

    What a sad fuck that posted this link.

  100. This is Marriage we are talking about by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
    It is not at all uncommon for two people to get on fine, even living together, without being married, and for all hell to break loose when they get married. Sometimes it starts with the engagement.

    Also, these equations will not reduce the awe and mystery of the actual reality of truely deep phenomena. It just gives us some better handles and knobs to grab hold of the small islands of stability and regularity and talk about them in ways that can lead to productive solutions. If you do fall in love and get married there is no substitute for a deep connection in getting through the rough spots, but if a little formal analysis can reduce the intensity or frequency of these it can go a long way in reducing pain and suffering for the whole family.

  101. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by jmerelo · · Score: 1

    Who would play the Mule? de Niro? Tommy Lee Jones?

  102. Re:The Calculus of Kids by T1girl · · Score: 1

    (Now that I've picked myself up off the floor from laughing at your question ...)

    1. Say you have two kids. Now there are four people whose wants, needs and schedules have to be factored into every equation.

    2. Two of those people can't drive, although they need to be taken lots of places.

    3. They can't be left alone, so the two adults can't go anywhere together without them unless they hire a sitter. (Finding a teen-age girl to babysit your kids can be as hard as finding a date used to be.)

    4. The kids don't earn any money, but they need a lot of goods and services. Ironically, the ability of at least one parent (usually the mom) to earn money is adversely affected by the demands of child care.

    5. Non-parents don't have to worry much housekeeping, but when you have kids, (those very people who are going to make your house a wreck) suddenly you have to worry about cleanliness and sanitation to keep them healthy.

    6. The larger the family, the more likely they are to live in a house with a yard instead of an apartment, entailing a mortgage, yardwork and home repairs.

    7. The parents now have a great many more family-related tasks, obligation and financial responsibilities, but haven't lost their yearning for fun and leisure - yet there are only 24 hours in a day.

    You do the math.

  103. Not exactly 42, but the same source... by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One of Doug Adams's "other" books, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency has an interesting take on mathematics and life. The main character proposes that our artistic side is actually a mathematical genius that can see the formulas that underly all of life. He uses the analogy of catching a ball. A flying ball follows physical laws, and it's trajectory is no simple matter to calculate. Initial speed, airflow resistence, effects of gravity, wind, etc all affect its flight. The calculations required to determine this are difficult, but it can be done. Interestingly, a person who has difficulty figuring out the value of 3x5x2 can instantly do the calculus involved to know exactly where to put his hand to intercept that ball flying through the air.

    He goes on to say that this same part of our brain "instinctively" sees the patterns and mathematics in all things from how a tree grows, to how we fall in love, to how sofas get stuck in stairwells.

    That's all paraphrase, and from memory; Adams said it MUCH better.

    --

    There is a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason just sucks.

  104. Statistics vs. Complexity by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
    You are correct in connecting a statistical science like thermodynamics with psychohistory, but the truth is that thermo only works for systems that are near equilibrium where linear analysis still works. There are numerous hints that Asimov has some grasp of these difficulties even if he doesn't have an answer to them. The Mule being a prime example, as well as what you said about the first Foundation. He made the Mule into an aberation (a mutant) because an ordinary leader, no matter how extrordinary, would have been predictable in the extent to which he could alter the paths of large events.

    In complexity theory, regularity arises from a different source, the requirements of self-organizing systems and their emergent properties.

  105. Evolutionary psych has been the real first step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's already been a first step in the making for about a hundred years. Evolutionary psychology is a branch of psychology attributing all cultural and personality formations to the problems that individuals (humans or whoever) faced during their evolution.

    Once a realistic, semi-quantifiable portrait of the human psyche is in place, we will begin to be able to treat human masses with the same kind of mathematical rigor that we treat humans with(admittedly weak, for now, of course.)

    This shit is mad interesting. Check out "The Adapted Mind," (ISBN 0195060237) and prepare to be impressed. Free your mind, and your ass WILL follow.

    1. Re:Evolutionary psych has been the real first step by illaqueate · · Score: 1

      whenever I see the phrase "free your mind" I tend to think someone is being a tad bit too enthusiastic

      i dont think that evolutionary psychology is capable of generating the systematic, quantifiable "portrait" of the human psyche that you hope is possible

      and i've read tooby+cosmides, pinker, dawkins, dennett, boehm, wilson+sober, ridley, wright, etc

      but i do agree, it can generate some good inferences,

      e.g. tooby and cosmides 2002a, and 2002b

      2002a "Selective impairment of reasoning about social exchange in a patient with bilateral limbic
      system damage"
      http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/abstract/ 99/17/115 31

      2002b "Cross-cultural evidence of cognitive adaptations for social exchange among the Shiwiar of Ecuadorian Amazonia"
      http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/abstrac t/99/17/115 37

  106. Military already working on it by Kogun · · Score: 1

    The US military already has Psychohistory of a sort. It is called Spectrum. My discussion with some of its users revealed that the weakness is getting good subject matter experts for non-U.S. societies. Your simulation is only as good as your model, after all. But think about how well they can model U.S. society. From the link below:
    "Spectrum is designed to simulate military units, government and non-government organizations, political, economic and socio-cultural environments of a country or region. It was developed by the National Simulation Center (NSC) in 1995 for the purpose of supporting Military Operations Other Than War (MOOTW) and Stability and Support Operations (SASO) training. It is a training vehicle for commanders and staffs from company to National/Strategic level. Spectrum simulates combat, combat support, combat service support, medical, civil affairs, Psychological Operations (PSYOP), disasters, terrorist activities and just about anything else imaginable. It has an attrition assessment model and portrays thinking, reacting and unpredictable civilian populations of all types. Spectrum has a Regional Analysis model which measures the effectiveness of group interaction based on the populations' opinion over time. It is a stand-alone simulation with worldwide terrain availability. "
    http://www.stricom.army.mil/OPS/CT/devices.jsp

  107. I Wonder if the Model Applies to Mil and Margaret by Mignon · · Score: 2

    Whenever I think I have a tough time in my relationship, I check out Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. This couple would make a good test case for Gottman et al's model, particularly in the sarcasm factor.

  108. my grandma by wannasleep · · Score: 1

    could have told you that for free... and possibly many other things about life that somebody will be paid a lot of money for...

  109. Irrational like Pi by nxs212 · · Score: 0

    Pi is an irrational number and women are just like Pi. You can spend your entire life analyzing and figuring things (the last decimal)but you will never get to the end.
    Just accept the fact that they are all crazy. Knowing this, you should be happy if you can find one that's LESS insane than others.

    Holly says:
    "Well, the thing about a Black Hole, its main distinguishing feature, is it's black! And the thing about space, the colour of space, yer basic space colour, is it's Black! So how are you supposed to see them."

  110. Kennedy and the Space Program by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1

    Didn't it? In hindsight it looks a lot different, but I don't think there were many who could even imagine people walking on the moon, much less provide the vision that it could be done inside the decade. Just because of the conspicuous lack of political leadership since that time has not followed through on this vision doesn't mean it doesn't represent visionary leadership. This leaves aside whether the space program is the best application of the skills and resources, but you can't say the original push for this wasn't visionary and world changing.

  111. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by the_consumer · · Score: 1

    F. Murray Abraham

    --
    "If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're right." -
  112. Re:newton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    newton was actually quite the mystic; towards the end of his life he focused more on astrology than physics. just goes to show that no one is perfect, thus, worship no one.

  113. Markov process may be an answer.... by whazzy · · Score: 1

    ....to your question.Markov Process is a stochastic process in which the future distribution of a variable depends only on the variable's current value. Stock prices are widely assumed to follow a Markov process.So a Markovian analysis of Asimov's model might very well support his claims.who knows?

  114. Backwards science by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    You got it backwards really. Science works by observation first, then theory. The only reason our fancy quantum formulas "predict" water boiling at 100 celsius is that the math was modelled on observation of that fact (and others). Thus, science is mostly "curve-fitting"; start with data, force the function.

    This is not just a trivial distinction either; misunderstanding this philosophy of science has lead to all sorts of confusion about science with people making foolish statements about the 'laws of nature' or saying evolution is 'just a theory'.

  115. prattle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ecosystems and animal interactions can be - and are - very well modelled.

    Modelling human beings as animals is insanely easy. Which is exactly what wall street and "social engineers" have been doing to us over the last century plus (just a hunch ;) ).

    Which is also why so much effort is undertaken by the "system" to brutalize, simplify, and beastify humans and human interactions in society to that of a slightly feral herd (ditto). MKUltra, for example ?

    But, since more subtle modelling seems to be necessary, here and there, one can expect to see their development for application in experimental, isolated and strongly controlled test communities.

  116. You're the husband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the husband? If so, why is your name Mary? And if the answer is what I think it is, any chance of pictures?

  117. The First Steps Towards Asimov's Psychohistory? by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1

    Those clever guys at Livermore Labs could simulate social interactions with my ex-wife using their nuclear bomb simulation software. KABOOOOM!!!!

    Let me put it another way, the paralegal who worked for my attorney, described my ex as the most irrational, vindictive individual the paralegal had ever encountered during the 25 years she had been dealing with people getting divorced!!

    Pretty strong words but that's an understatement. My ex-wife wanted the world to believe she was sane so she toned it down for other people. She had no reason to do so with me. KABOOOM!!!!!

    I tried to explain to our friends that my spouse of 22 years was acting pretty fuckin' crazy. So bizarre that it was like an alien from outer space had taken over her body. Those friends dismissed my comments as me just being bitter about the breakdown of our marriage.

    Of course, when my ex suddenly joined the Jehovah's Witness religious cult AND gave them $80,000 from our divorce settlement, our friends were almost as stunned as I was. Then they agreed with me that an alien must have taken over her body. It was a viable explaination for her 180 degree philosophical flipflop and her joining those religous screwballs. $80,000 hard earned bucks, our kids college money. And it was from my IRA. Tell me that's not totally fuckin' nutz...

    And this was only one of the insane stunts my ex-wife pulled. Geeez, like I said, KABOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

    Big sigh....

    best regards,

    buck

  118. Re:movie ever in the making for the Foundation Ser by roberri · · Score: 1

    I always imagined the Mule to look like John Malkovich...

    Anybody got any other thoughts?

  119. so sorry cowboy by Madcapjack · · Score: 3, Informative
    Using mathematics to describe and/or model behaviour is not new, not even in sociology. so this article is no surprise to me. though i do have to say, it is only in the last 10 years that this sort of thing has been done on a mass scale.

    if your'e interested in this sort of thing, google the following topics: game theory, evolutionary game theory, network theory (graph theory), social network theory, evolutionary game theory in networks, agent-based modelling, evolutionary psychology, evolutionary linguistics, memetics. For a general entry into complexity sciences, go to www.santafe.edu The Santa Fe Institute of Complexity, and finding the working papers page(s). Lots of stuff to read there. And for an excellent discussion of the reasons why we should use mathematics in sociology at all (why it isn't just descriptive) look for Dwight Read's paper, On the Utility of Mathematical Reasoning in Anthropology. google it.

  120. Re:Probability by pimproot · · Score: 1

    Birth order and unique assignment miss the mark. What matters is how you were provided with knowledge of two girls. If "you" came to know two entities *at random* and discovered they were female, discovery of a third girl would be fifty-fifty. If, on the other hand, you asked someone with knowledge of all three children to show you two girls, your interpretation would be undeniable. A similar illustration of knowledge-barriers exists in the Monty Hall Problem.

    Careful description of the "curtain" or "door" and what happens behind it makes all the difference:

    If you checked a few hundred families into a hotel and visited the 3-child rooms, here is what may happen:

    1. You courteously knock on each door and ask to meet two young ladies. Maybe you offer candy. From the rooms where it is possible to honor your request, the giggle fits deliver you two girls.

    The probability that the unmet child would be a boy is 75%.

    2. You use your bellhop access to break into rooms and count children. Regardless of whether you proceed by birth order, the nearness to your lasso, or any other gender-blind manner, the third child you count will approach .5 maleness.

    The possibilities of #2:
    BBB BBG BGB GBB BGG GBG [GGB GGG]

    The possibilities of #1:
    BBB BBG BGB GBB [BGG GBG GGB GGG]

    The crucial factor is a pre-sorting function. One may or may not have been implied by "two in the room are girls." Are there some in another room, R Kelley? Did you stumble upon the first two by chance, or did you ask for them? It seems there are two "yous" in your problem, the one who knows all three children and the one who doesn't.

  121. Longest running OT thread? by Chazmati · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the moderators are long gone, so what the heck...

    I think you're saying this: I've met two of three siblings, and they're both girls. The other one we don't know. If it's a boy, then there are six combinations (MF1F2, MF2F1, F1MF2, F2MF1, F1F2M, F2F1M) and if it's a girl there are six combinations (F1F2F3, F1F3F2, F2F1F3, F2F3F1, F3F1F2, F3F2F1). I agree that there are an equal number of ordered combinations depending on the gender of the third child.

    But the gender of the third child depends on the distribution of three-child families with three girls. Three-girl families are 12.5% of the total number of three-child families. Three boys make up 12.5%. Two girls/one boy (in any order) make up 37.5% of the distribution, and two boys/one girl (in any order) make up the final 37.5%.

    So once you know there are two girls, you've eliminated three boy families (12.5% of the population) and two boy/one girl families (37.5% of the population). 50% of the original population remains, and of that half, 75% are families with two boys and one girl.

    Imagine I have a marble-producing machine that randomly outputs 50% white and 50% black marbles. I use this machine to fill many paper bags with three marbles each. Suppose you are placed in a room with 100,000 of these marble bags. You pick a bag, pull out two marbles, and they're both white. What are the chances the third one is black? 75%. Although this marble had a 50/50 chance when it was selected, you have chosen a bag from a sub-group of the unevenly-distributed population.

    Similarly, when you pull the first white marble out, you know you're not dealing with any of the 12,500 bags that are black-black-black.