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  1. Re:Can't feed nor provide clean water for populati on India Test Fires Long-Range, Nuke-Capable Missile · · Score: 1

    India is not what is shown in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, we don't eat monkey brains

    Aigh! I've been looking forward to Indian monkey brains my whole life and now you go and let me down!

  2. Correction on FBI Seizes Server Providing Anonymous Remailer Service · · Score: 5, Funny

    FBI seizes terrorist server run by commies.
    Grateful American people throw candy and flowers at heroic agents.

  3. Re:they're still going on? on Posting Photos of Olympics Could Land You In Court · · Score: 0

    i thought the olympics were cancelled when we realized black people won every event

    Ice dancing?

  4. Re:No shit... on Power-Saving Web Pages: Real Or Myth? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This.

    It is obvious that black is good for the earth and white is bad.
    Why do you think we have climate change? Because of white, of course. No one has even heard of climate change before white messed everything up.

    Not only is white bad, white is unhip. What do you want at your disco? White lights? No, black lights produce the right mood.

    Let's fight the white and save the world!

  5. ICO? on ICO Warns Toshiba Over Data Breach · · Score: 1

    What is the ICO, and why should we care? Why should Toshiba care?
    Does anyone care?

  6. Re:In the beginning... on Was Earth a Migratory Planet? · · Score: 1

    2 Kings, Chapter 4.

  7. I propose on Brain Implants Help Paralyzed Monkeys Get a Grip · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it would be a more interesting experiment to implant electrodes in one person's brain and wire them up to electrodes in another person's arm.

  8. Re:On the upside though on Was Earth a Migratory Planet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    It won't run out because oil is being constantly created in the earth's mantle, just like blood is continuously manufactured by marrow.
    Both Mantle and Marrow start with 'M'.
    Think about it.

  9. So that's why... on GSA Emails Recount Inside Story of Exploding Toilets · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that if my posterior was injured by an exploding toilet, I'd feel justified in taking a two-week junket to Las Vegas.

  10. Re:and this is how... on Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone · · Score: 1

    I don't see why anyone is surprised by this.
    It's easy throw caution to the wind and blow a billion dollars when you're spending Paul Ceglia's money.

  11. Conclusions... on Was Earth a Migratory Planet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is the consensus of 99% of climatologists that the earth isn't a snowball and therefore it is a fact that the earth has slowly moved into a higher orbit at exactly the same rate that the sun has warmed so as to maintain a climate on earth appropriate for life. The more we fill the atmosphere with greenhouse gases and thus heat the earth, the further the earth will move away from the sun so as to maintain an optimum climate. These "inconvenient truths" prove that there is an intelligent designer of the universe.

    Q.E.D.

  12. Good on IBM Sells Point-Of-Sale Business To Toshiba · · Score: 1

    I think this is a good move. I suspect IBM used to do good business with POS by selling AS/400s, etc. as backend systems. But now? It seems like it doesn't really fit in with their core businesses.

  13. Re:What about the legal implications? on Prince of Persia Source Code Released On Github · · Score: 5, Informative

    Broderbund was just a publisher, at least for the Apple II version. They marketed and sold the game, and paid royalties to Jordan, who retained the rights.

  14. Won't Sign on Will Write Code, Won't Sign NDA · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually I am planning on stealing your idea, but it makes me feel sad if you assume that, so I won't sign your NDA.

  15. Re:Wait a bit on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 1

    Was the Xbox competing against a company that had twice as much revenue and twice as much cash as Microsoft?

  16. Re:In other news... on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 0

    None of your arguments count for anything if you live outside the USA

    Which most of the planet does.

    But then again, you don't live in total freedom like we do, so your judgments are suspect.

  17. Re:Customers don't know about windows? on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 2

    your so right!

    What about my so right?

  18. Re:False choice on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 0

    Wait are you saying that anyone who uses Microsoft products is a tool?
    Or maybe that only tools use Microsoft?
    Does this have anything to do with a five-tool prospect?
    I'm confused.

  19. Re:Dude on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 1

    I dunno, it's so hard to get that school cafeteria fishstick flavor and crispiness at home.
    They get soggy and then stick to the baking sheet. When you try to take them off half of the batter stays on the sheet and the fishsticks come off looking like they've been stepped on.

    I think a nice tin of herring with your choice of sauce flavors would be a better purchasing incentive for Nokia to consider.

  20. Re:Microsoft fucked Nokia Hard on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 0

    Microsoft could not have done a better job of killing Nokia if they actually purchased them and started instituting anal cavity searches for all customers.

    Actually your suggestion would probably support a more stable, sustainable business for Nokia over the long run.

  21. Re:Nokia would sell better with Android software? on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 1

    Well at least we now know where Microsoft's marketing budget is going...

  22. Re:Customers don't know about windows? on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: -1, Troll

    This iPhone just works. credit where credit is due.

    No credit due!

    Apple doesn't deserve ANY credit for the iPhone. They just took a bunch of existing technologies and slapped them all together.
    Even the electronics isn't Apple's. It's just a rebadged HTC design.

    Other companies did all the hard work and Apple just STOLE it all, and patented it, and is now suing the original creators.
    Remember, good artists copy, GREAT ARTISTS STEAL!

  23. Re:How high were the waves?!? on Scientific Cruise Meets Perfect Storm, Inspires Extreme Wave Research · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    PS google, I bough a video card last week, it doesn't mean I need a months worth of video card ads

    About a month ago, someone told me that korean children wear much cuter clothes than American children. so I did a one-time google image search for "korean children's clothes." I didn't see anything special about the clothing in the first page of photos so i closed the tab and promptly forgot about it.

    But then for about two weeks afterwards, every website I went to showed me ads for children's clothing in which all of the children modeling the clothing in the ads were east asian in appearance. It was freaky.

  24. Re:2 theories at once on Scientific Cruise Meets Perfect Storm, Inspires Extreme Wave Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not at all.
    The guys up on deck thought they were looking at rough seas, but down below... well, when the boat starts a rockin' don't come a knockin', if you get my drift.

  25. Re:Brain Freeze Redefined on Coming to an Ice Cream Shop Near You: Soft Serve Beer · · Score: 1

    I dunno.
    Does it count as brains when one joins a club that trades a few years of vile and dehumanizing cruelty and debauchery for a lifetime of well paid sinecures coopted through the connivance of fraternity brothers?