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  1. Re:Sparks but no flame: Pianist Dejan Lazic at Ken on Pianist Asks Washington Post To Remove Review Under "Right To Be Forgotten" · · Score: 1

    A combination of hitting the right notes

    But not necessarily in the right order.

  2. MY browsing history? on Australian Courts Will Be Able To See Your Browsing History · · Score: 2

    Australian Courts Will Be Able To See Your Browsing History

    How are they going to get their mitts on my browsing history? Are you sure you didn't mean Australians' browsing histories?

    Furthermore, the article says might, not will.

  3. Re:don't use biometrics on Virginia Court: LEOs Can Force You To Provide Fingerprint To Unlock Your Phone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just because some French guy said something that sounds sinisterly clever doesn't mean it's true.

  4. Do the MPAA have any actual say on this? on MPAA Bans Google Glass In Theaters · · Score: 1

    The Motion Picture Association of America, along with the National Association of Theater Owners, have banned Google Glass and similar devices from being in movie theaters.

    It reads like the MPAA are the ones mainly doing the banning, but I'm curious to know if they actually have any real power in the matter, or whether it really all lies with the National Association of Theater Owners.

    If a theatre isn't part of NATO (hah) will they still have to follow the MPAA's ruling on this?

  5. Re:Not personal information... on Charity Promotes Covert Surveillance App For Suicide Prevention · · Score: 0

    and this would scrape data from any feeds that you have access to.

    Still not seeing an issue here.

  6. Re:"not me" did it! on Pirate Bay Founder Gottfrid Warg Faces Danish Jail Time · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no way the courts should hold people responsible for something unless they can prove the person who possess it or the evidence of said action can actually be connected.

    Yes, but it's not "prove" as in "any other explanation is 100% impossible." It's "prove beyond a reasonable doubt."

    Without that you wouldn't be able to convict the man standing over the body with the knife in his hand screaming "I'm glad I killed him." There are endless possibilities for the accused's innocence, but most of them would be rightly considered ridiculous and would only belong in an episode of Jonathan Creek.

    Someone who has seen far more of the evidence in this case you or I ever will has decided the criteria for guilt have been met. In the absence of evidence to the contrary, I'm going to lean towards the conclusion that he got convicted not because the system is rigged, but because he did actually do it and the preponderance of evidence was to that effect.

  7. We don't care on Tim Cook: "I'm Proud To Be Gay" · · Score: 0

    Proud? Why? No-one* cares any more. And that's awesome.

    "We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!"
    "We are used to it! You do this every year!"
    "Oh, be nice."

    *well, no-one worth listening to, probably

    Hmm. If someone proclaimed they were proud to be straight, wouldn't that sound a bit homophobic?

  8. Re:He believes in God? on Tim Cook: "I'm Proud To Be Gay" · · Score: 1

    I thought belief in God and being gay were mutually exclusive

    Well, then, you're an idiot.

  9. Re:But where are the potentional profits? on MIT Professor Advocates Ending Asteroid Redirect Mission To Fund Asteroid Survey · · Score: 1

    Asteroid insurance?

  10. Tense in headlines, and ...what? on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function

    Initial reports of recent events don't usually go for the past tense. It looks a bit weird.

    So, if our electron has some probability of being in position (x1,y1,z1) and another probability of being in position (x2,y2,z2), those two probabilities can be isolated from each other, cordoned off like quantum crime scenes.

    Yeeaaah... I'm not sure that analogy is as helpful as the author hoped.

  11. The future is here... on XYZPrinting Releases All-In-One 3D Printer With Internal Laser Scanner · · Score: 1

    ...but it's still being measured in imperial units.

    which is supposed to have a .05mm resolution

    Supposed to have? Is there any reason to think that it might not? All of the other specs seem to have been taken on trust, so why has this one been singled out?

    Perhaps the writer was suspicious of these new-fangled millimeters. What's that in 1/256s of a inch?

  12. Re:Well, that's cool I guess on It's Official: HTML5 Is a W3C Standard · · Score: 2

    { box-sizing:border-box; width:21px; padding:5px; margin:5px; border:1px solid black; }

    Doesn't include the margins (none of the options do), but your bordered box will be 21 pixels wide (inclusive of borders). box-sizing:padding-box; makes it 21 pixels excluding borders.

  13. Re:LAX? on LAX To London Flight Delayed Over "Al-Quida" Wi-Fi Name · · Score: 1

    Once the plane leaves, is it EX-LAX?

  14. Another clickbait-style headlines on Here's Why Apple Rejected Your iOS App · · Score: 1

    Here's Why Apple Rejected Your iOS App

    My iOS app? What iOS app? I haven't written one.

    Just give me the news without trying to pal up to me.

  15. Alliteration on Steve Ballmer Gets Billion-Dollar Tax Write-Off For Being Basketball Baron · · Score: 2

    Steve Ballmer Gets Billion-Dollar Tax Write-Off For Being Basketball Baron

    C'mon, we can do better than that:

    Ballmer Bags Billion Bucks By Becaming Basketball Baron

  16. Re:Correction on First Commercial Mission To the Moon Launched From China · · Score: 3, Informative

    ORLY?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

    Okay, the article's not clear if it actually went around the Moon, so it probably didn't do that, but it got to within 6,800km, which is 99% of the way there.

    So, what was objection based on rudimentary orbital mechanics, then?

  17. Correction on First Commercial Mission To the Moon Launched From China · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's the first deliberate commercial mission to the moon.

    I forget the details but there was a commercial satellite that ended up in the wrong orbit, and the easiest way to fix it was to send it out around the moon and back. Okay, it didn't do any actual science or anything, but still.

  18. Re:Stockdale Paradox on The Problem With Positive Thinking · · Score: 1

    I never doubted [...] that I would get out

    When Collins asked who didn't make it out of Vietnam, Stockdale replied:

    Oh, that's easy, the optimists.

    Sounds more like it was the lapsed optimists. What is Stockdale's first quote, if not optimistic?

    You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end - which you can never afford to lose - with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.

    How do you "confuse" those two things?

    Not really sure what life lesson I'm supposed to take away from this - stay optimistic, just don't set a deadline for it so you're never actually disappointed? If you get sent to a POW camp, don't think "I'll be out by next week," think "I'll be out before I die," because then if you are, great, and if you aren't, you won't know about it?

  19. Re:Serenity Now on The Problem With Positive Thinking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Firefly first, Serenity later.

  20. That's not what I cry on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Make a High-Spec PC Waterproof? · · Score: 1

    I need to build a system for outdoor use, capable of withstanding a high pressure water jet! "Embedded PC," I hear you cry.

    No, I cry - well, no, just say, really - "why?"

  21. Spectrum auction on FCC Postpones Spectrum Auction Until 2016 · · Score: 1

    That's okay, plenty more on eBay.

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/48K-...

  22. Re:And so therefor it follows and I quote on Italian Supreme Court Bans the 'Microsoft Tax' · · Score: 1

    But you do have the right to choose a different type of cheese. You can choose microsoft cheese, bsd cheese, linux cheese.

    I'm lactose intolerant, you insensitive clod!

  23. Re:Prison time on CHP Officers Steal, Forward Nude Pictures From Arrestee Smartphones · · Score: 1

    It has now been established in law...

    No it hasn't.

    (this comment for readers who can't identify hyperbole)

  24. Re:Imperial units on Computer Scientist Parachutes From 135,908 Feet, Breaking Record · · Score: 1

    How long would it take you to drive 135,908 feet?

    How long would it take you to drive 25 miles?

    I'd say the latter is easier to guess at than the former.

  25. Re:Toxic light on Recent Nobel Prize Winner Revolutionizes Microscopy Again · · Score: 1

    toxic
    adjective
    1.
    of, pertaining to, affected with, or caused by a toxin or poison:
    a toxic condition.
    2.
    acting as or having the effect of a poison; poisonous:
    a toxic drug.

    poison
    noun
    1.
    a substance that is capable of causing the illness or death of a living organism when introduced or absorbed.