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  1. Re:US Metric System on Petition For Metric In US Halfway To Requiring Response From the White House · · Score: 4, Funny

    A kilobyte is 10 bits

    That's you off the next Mars probe team.

  2. If there was *any* kind of consensus... on What Are the Unwritten Rules of Deleting Code? · · Score: 1

    ...on these unwritten rules, they'd have been written down a long time ago.

  3. Re:DRM-free largely stops at 1922 on Death of Printed Books May Have Been Exaggerated · · Score: 0

    Lawful doesn't matter much to me. I care more about ethical.

    Who doesn't? One can make ethics up on the spot.

  4. Re:Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own on 'Gorilla Arm' Will Keep Touch Screens From Taking Over · · Score: 1

    I can NEVER get people to understand the difference between a backslash and a slash!

    So if they change it, you'll still have the same problem?

  5. Possible alternative explanation on John McAfee Explains How He Milked Information From Belize's Elite · · Score: 3, Informative

    He might consider a new career as a movie producer — this blog post is fictional.

    FTFH?

  6. In other news on Facebook Lands Drunk Driving Teen In Jail · · Score: 0

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  7. Did anyone else think that said "puppies"?

  8. What I want to know is... on Scientists Breed Big-Brained Guppies To Demonstrate Evolution's Trade-Offs · · Score: 1

    ...what does the scientists' octo-parrot think of all this?

  9. Re:place it in one of the lagrangian points on NASA Considers Putting an Asteroid Into Orbit Around the Moon · · Score: 1

    Why?

  10. I know this one! on Slashdot Asks: What would you like to see at CES? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The headline ends in a question mark, so... no!

  11. Re:It doesn't matter. on Fedora 18 Release Slips Another Week · · Score: 1

    Fedora is all well and good if you want to play with the bleeding edge

    Well, yes, that's what it's for, isn't it?

  12. Re:Very cool! on Previously Unseen Stage of Planet Formation Observed · · Score: 1

    If nature abhorred a vacuum, it wouldn't be condensing planets out of dust and gas, leaving behind "more" vacuum ;)

  13. Re:better explanation on Quantum Gas Goes Below Absolute Zero · · Score: 1

    There cannot be any proof, it is obviously impossible to distinguish between "simulated" and "real" reality

    Not that obvious to me. You're assuming the simulators have made a perfect simulation, which they may not have done. Or they could leave deliberate clues, if they so wished, which would help us distinguish simulation and reality. Of course, on a broader philisophical point, you could argue there would still be no difference - reality could be a simulation and still be real. http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/

  14. Re:Mutations! on Panda Blood May Hold Potent Assailant Against Superbugs · · Score: 1

    Of course you 'evolutionists' have no answer as to how DNA came about in the first place.

    And you intelligent design nuts have no answer as to how God came about in the first place.

  15. Re:NWA on Rare Water-Rich Mars Meteorite Discovered · · Score: 1

    Northwest Africa (NWA)

    Africa's pretty big. It helps to divide it up.

  16. Re:Ironic on Rare Water-Rich Mars Meteorite Discovered · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because it would closer to the truth to say this:

    We spend billions on probes, and get some complementary information from looking at a rock in Africa.

    It's a bit like asking why we sent the Viking landers when we can see it's red from here.

  17. Headline writing on Teens Drug Parents To Get Web Access · · Score: 1

    Teens Drug Parents To Get Web Access

    Headline writing rule #13: try to avoid words which could be nouns or verbs. I read this as (despite the missing apostrophe) "Teen's [drug-parents] to get web access" and thought that some kid's smacked-up mom and dad had finally got broadband. "To get web access" could also be made a bit clearer very easily.

    Parents drugged by teens to avoid web access curfew

  18. Re:I'm all for it ... HOWEVER we need... on Campaign To Remove Paper From Offices · · Score: 1

    it's become more and more dominant over the last thirty years.

    Which makes it correct, because language isn't decided by committee.

  19. Re:I'm all for it ... HOWEVER we need... on Campaign To Remove Paper From Offices · · Score: 1

    I was simply pointing out the joke for the less informed.

    By perfectly impersonating someone who didn't get the joke?

  20. Re:C is for consumer on Apple Loses Claim For False Advertising Regarding Amazon "App Store" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone with an apple device is complicit in these actions.

    And anyone who uses ReiserFS is an accessory to murder!

  21. Re:I'm all for it ... HOWEVER we need... on Campaign To Remove Paper From Offices · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we all just standardize and get along?

    That's "standardise."

  22. Re:Another reason we're stuck on this blue planet on Trip To Mars Could Damage Astronauts' Brains · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we ain't leaving.

    I'll send you a postcard.

  23. Re:My method works better on Colleges Help Students Fix Their Online Indiscretions · · Score: 1

    Maybe Evil Sharon likes her online persona. Why should she get bumped down the rankings?

  24. Re:It is perfectly feasible... on A Subscription-Based Movie Theater · · Score: 1

    As the movie making industry transitions away from film, they're going to start shutting down the industrial bases that makes and develops film. This is a HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM

    I thought it was called "progress." Are you saying it's a problem because if an old film needs a new transfer, it won't/can't be done in exactly the same way?

  25. Re:Long Live Roman measurements on USMA: Going the Extra Kilometer For Metrication · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did a little fact checking before posting

    Sacrilege.