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  1. Excellent! on CAPPS II Guidelines Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you looking forward to your inevitable cavity search? ;-)

  2. Houston ISD on Predicting H.S. Dropouts With Pervasive Databases · · Score: 1

    Houston ISD has been receiving intense scrutiny. According to district officials, their current rate of graduation is seventy two percent; however, the Texas Education Agency initiated an investigation regarding the validity of their drop-out reporting practices after it was determined that a district employee had modified those records at Sharpstown High School. And, as a result of monetary indiscretions, two hundred employees were terminated in February.

  3. Re:Yawn... on Swiss Researchers Exploit Windows Password Flaw · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No, it isn't quite Thursday yet. The moderators are merely attempting to prepare for tomorrow. ;-)

  4. Re:one reson why on Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am sure there are some proactive Slashdot readers that know more about this issue that could try to enlighten the ruling parties

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  5. Excellent! on Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    UPDATE candidates SET votes="0" WHERE name="Your Opposing Candidate";

  6. Additional Information on Hardware-Based Commute-Map Gadget · · Score: 3, Informative

    Tele-Aid, a service provided by Mercedes-Benz that exhibits characteristics similar to GM's OnStar, transmits real-time data pertinent to approximately 65 metropolitan areas within the continental United States. As mentioned previously, radio stations are also capable of broadcasting the information.

  7. "Worthless Navigation Systems" on Hardware-Based Commute-Map Gadget · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now why can't auto makers put this kind of thing in a dash instead of mostly worthless GPS navigation and DVD units?

    Several Mercedes-Benz GPS navigation systems actually do support the reception of traffic information embedded inside of radio signals.

  8. Obligatory on Blizzard North Co-Founders Leave Company · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blizzard may soon encounter the chill of insolvency. ;-)

  9. Related Information on 55808 Trojan Analysis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Timothy published related information this morning. Perhaps "55808" is attempting to locate Slashdot duplicates. ;-)

  10. The Dentist on RIAA Not Done With Jesse Jordan · · Score: 1

    referred to himself as a 'dentist'

    There isn't anything comparably ominous to The Dentist: "Once I'm done with these here teeth, son, I'll be exploring the lower territory with my drill..."

  11. Windows Explorer on Tom's Hardware Looks At WinFS · · Score: 3, Funny

    The upcoming WinFS file system will be the first to be context-dependent, and promises to make long search times and wasted memory a thing of the past.

    Well, yes; we must preserve those system resources for the most recent incarnation of explorer.exe.

  12. Slashdot Humor on Bruce Sterling On Total Information Awareness · · Score: 5, Funny

    internal KGB-style coups

    In Soviet Russia... oh, forget it.

  13. Re:Selective Availibility on GPS Used To Monitor Continental Drift · · Score: 1

    s/availibility/availability/g;

  14. Selective Availibility on GPS Used To Monitor Continental Drift · · Score: 1

    That isn't continental drift. It is selective availibility!

  15. *Acquisition on Ballmer Sells Part of his Stake in Microsoft · · Score: 1

    NT

  16. Alternative Investments on Ballmer Sells Part of his Stake in Microsoft · · Score: 1

    According to these videos, perhaps Ballmer should consider the aquisition of a portion of this company. :-)

  17. Dawn the Vampire Slayer on Slashback: GSM, Buffy, Wobble · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dawn the Vampire Slayer

    Witness vampires and miscellaneous other creatures of the night defeated as Dawn petulantly screams. For instance: "Get out, get out, get out!"

  18. Slain on Slashback: GSM, Buffy, Wobble · · Score: 5, Funny

    'I'm simply too tired.'

    Yes, seasons six and seven are certainly evidence that somebody was "asleep at the wheel." In fact, they were quite reminiscient of an enormous vehicular accident...

  19. Aeron Chairs, post dot-com era on The Ultimate Computer Chair? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of all dot-bomb employees polled, 90% preferred the Herman-Miller Aeron. According to rumor, these chairs are easily obtained. :-)

  20. A Corporate Endeavor on More on Media Consolidation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From any perspective, Clear Channel is an entirely commercial endeavor. Whenever the corporation isn't promoting "sponsors," Clear Channel attempts to promote labels sponsored by the RIAA. Modern radio is a commercial medium, not an exhibition of artistry. "Corporate America" regards you as a "consumer," not a "customer."

  21. The Slashdot community will render assistance! on IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm · · Score: 0

    Become a contributor, everyone. Submit a garrulous diatribe to Slashdot and request several instances of their website!

  22. The battle has ended. You've got worms! on IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm · · Score: 3, Funny

    IRC Networks across the internet have felt the brunt of the Fizzer worm.

    Now, miniscule web servers, you will feel the brunt of the Slashdot behemoth!

    Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds.

    And, once this story is published, we'll observe the various effects of futile desperation!

  23. Land Sharks on Primordial Soup: Interview with Stanley Miller · · Score: 5, Funny

    showed that 13 of the 21 amino acids necessary for life could be made in a glass flask

    Of course, certain products of his experiments often indicate that not all of them are necessary. These products are, of course, "intellectual property lawyers." :-)

  24. America Online on Minitel Hits Twenty · · Score: 2, Funny

    I assume whoever wrote this never used Minitel, the darn thing is designed to keep you on line as long as possible so France Telecom can rake in more money

    Many citizens of the United States refer to this service as "America Online." :-)

  25. Business Models or "Developers, developers!" on Minitel Hits Twenty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Calling Minitel a proto-internet may be a bit of a stretch, but it is not far off. ... all of it determinedly low-graphics and designed for speed.

    All right, aspiring web developers and disgruntled dot-bomb employees. Your objective today is to modernize this archaic service: develop a functional implementation of Flash and JavaScript pop-under advertisements, then ensure that all original content is publicly inaccessible. Finally, schedule a decadent yacht party. We're going to party like it's 1999!