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  1. Coming in 2050.... on IAU Proposes 3 New Planets · · Score: 1
  2. Discriminatory on War Declared on Caps Lock Key · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we get rid of the Caps Lock key, how will the Hard-Of-Hearing be able to read messages?

  3. Need Glasses on Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries · · Score: 0

    Read the headline first thing in the morning, and saw MI:3 virus.

    Energizer -- they keep jumping, and jumping, and jumping, and jumping,....

  4. It's not really that difficult to track your kid.. on Let Goofy Track Your Children · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... it's a small world, after all.

  5. Re:QSL Card on VOYAGER 1 Signal Received by AMSAT-DL Group · · Score: 1

    Riiight. And just where is Voyager 1 going to get stamps?

    It could try here.

    I'm not sure if they'll print out of a bulky dot-matrix printer, though.

    And mail pickup is gonna be a problem.....

  6. Re:42 on 42 *IS* The answer to Life, the Universe and Zeta · · Score: 1

    I just hope I lose my virginity by the time I'm 42 ...

    (Checks watch) With eight hours to spare.

  7. Why Need An E-Mail Account? on FBI Agents Don't Have Email Access · · Score: 1

    Just plug in a sniffer and get all your information over the Internet.

    Oh, that reminds me -- Agent Harris, call your wife. She wants you to bring home a loaf of bread and 2% milk.

  8. Re:What the hell was this guy thinking? on Diebold Whistle-Blower Charged With Felony Access · · Score: 1

    There's something seriously fucked with our public trust in this country. Why would this guy take this stuff to the media instead of the appropriate government authorities? Shouldn't he at least have tried to go through official channels first? It's not like the 'media' option would have gone away had those attempts failed.

    The answer to your question is emphasized (mine).

    For historical reference, see The Pentagon Papers.

  9. Re:Will somebody.. on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    Will somebody PLEASE think of the children! That's that the DoJ is trying to determine.

  10. "33"? on NASA Detects Nearby Mystery Explosion · · Score: 1

    Hey, Rag-Tag Fugitive Fleet, we're over here!

  11. Obligatory, but.... on MS Calls On Kids to Stop Thought Thieves · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When thoughts are outlawed, only outlaws will think.

  12. Re:Windows 2003 SP1 on Microsoft Releases Eight Security Updates · · Score: 1

    I just went to update Win2003 SP1 and all they offered was the Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool - April 2005.

    Someone want to go to Cafepress and have a T-Shirt made with this printed up?

  13. Re:Did anyone else think... on Python Moving into the Enterprise · · Score: 1

    ...Monty Python was merging with Enterprise? Now there's a show I'd like to see... :)

    And my initial thought was that Eric Idle and Terry Jones could only improve on it.

    "Enterprise!"
    "Enterprise!"
    "Enterprise!"
    "It 's just a CGI...."

    "NO-body expects the Klingon Empire!"

    "Help! Help! I'm being assimilated!"

    "It's 8 O'Clock, and time for the Denebian Slime Devil on your Digital Box to explode."

  14. Re:Feldercarb on New Battlestar Galactica Series Starts Tonight · · Score: 1

    You should go ahead and watch the miniseries on sci-fi: NBC one was cut WAY down and took out a lot of character development (including my favorite exchange in the whole thing, see signature line). The President didn't even get Cancer in the NBC version?!?!?!?

    She did get Caprica, tho....

  15. Re:Or not... on New Battlestar Galactica Series Starts Tonight · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, Cally did bring up the question, "Why 33? Why not 32 or 34?"

    The answer is obvious. The Cylons drink Rolling Rock.

  16. I *like* those odds! on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, in summary, there's a 1-in-233 chance of the worst disaster in recorded history happening on April 13, 2029, and a 232-in-233 chance of nothing happening. Have a nice day!

    I'll be on the moon, gesturing, "Missed it by *that* much...."

  17. Re:I think I'm in love. on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 1

    What does this have to do with "News for Nerds"? Please, this isn't the place for this kind of stuff.

    "Female Geek Has Geek Boyfriend".

    That would qualify as news around here. Almost apocalyptic.

  18. Re:I think I'm in love. on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 1

    She's pretty hot, she's smart and ONLY a geek would even think of bringing back the C64 like this.

    The important question, is she single?


    Find out on an all-new ,"The Slashdot Bachelorette" (sponsored by Commodore and QVC) for the most shocking Mod-Chip VHDL Subroutine -- EVER!

  19. In another reality.... on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 1

    Just think what Ms. Ellsworth could have achieved with a proper education. If anything this story shows how the education system fails for smart people.

    Hmmmm. Dropout with insightive computer knowledge capitalizes on industry standard. so, a Slashdot comment in an alternate reality might be....

    "Commode-Door announced yet another security bulletin. So much for Scari Jeri and a bugfree system."

  20. Re:Yes but... on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 1

    Even more remarkable than a hot girl designing microchips, is the fact that QVC is selling something I would actually buy.

    Wait... QVC is selling hot girls designing microchips?

  21. Re:Sexism on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm halfway through the responses and haven't yet encountered a single comment about the greatness of this project!

    So, is the project HOT?

  22. Re:War of the Worlds has Tom Cruise on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 1

    Are the aliens going to be led by Xenu?

    Not quite, but the cold germs will be armed with nano-walkie-talkies.

  23. Okay, who has mod points to burn? on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1

    You can be sure that if that ever happened, he would solve the problem by yelling "I am William Wallace!"

    (...insert Mel Gibson joke here..., see post mod down to -2...)

  24. All inclusive on Kazaa Betamax Defense, Reports From The Courtroom · · Score: -1

    Only old people USE betamax." ... must ... resist ... urge to make an "In Korea" joke ...

    In Soviet Korea, imagine a beowulf cluster of old people using PROFIT!, you Insensitive Clod!

    Did I miss anything?

  25. Re:And if *that* doesn't work on Kazaa Betamax Defense, Reports From The Courtroom · · Score: 0