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  1. Re:Similarity to the movie "Quiz Show"? on Adieu to Ken Jennings · · Score: 1

    That character was a real person, Charles Van Doren, and for a time, game shows were too hot to touch due to the scandal. That they came back at all during the 60's and 70's is something of a minor miracle.

  2. Apologies to Pete Seeger on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where have all the cellphones gone?
    Long time text messaging
    Where have all the cellphones gone?
    Long time to roam
    Where have all the cellphones gone?
    Gone to flowers every one
    When can they hear me now?
    When can they hear me now?

  3. Re:Running naked on a pole.. interesting on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: 5, Funny

    "then run naked to the pole in minus 100 F"

    Why the *FUCK* would I want to do that??


    I really *shouldn't* be telling you this but....

    There are rumors that, at the Pole, there are nubile virgin maidens ready to pleasure any /.er who runs naked in their direction....

  4. Before I die... on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I plan to discover the Secret to Immortality.

  5. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1

    Having just finished reading the previous /. interview and some of the ensuing comments, I ran across the same question, worded surprisingly similarly, and, more importantly, answered by señor CleverNickName himself.

    Conversely, Wil, have you heard if William A. Wallace keeps getting stopped by people thinking it's you?

  6. Re: Ashley Judd? Bootytown?! on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now that the Red Sox have won a World Series, would you say the odds for you to appear again on screen with Ashley Judd have increased expositionally?

  7. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1

    "So if George W. Bush wins, I will sit down, and I will cry. I will cry for my children, who will most certainly face a military draft, and I will cry for my country, because I believe that America can, and must, do better than George W. Bush."

    And did you?

  8. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: 1

    No matter how hard I try, I can't grow a goatee.

    Two words: Michael Westmore.

  9. Re:It does open a bidding war on Private Spaceflight Law Shot Down · · Score: 1

    What's that Mr Bush? Brazil needs liberating? YES SIR! I'll get right on it!

    Brazil and Bush... that's waxing poetically, if ever I saw....

  10. Insensitive Clods! on Apollo 12 at 35 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And you ignore that this is the 35th Anniversary when 'Green Acres' and 'The Beverly Hillbillies' (among other landmark shows) were pre-empted because of a boring moon landing?

    Where are your priorities?!?

  11. Warning! on Classic Toys For Christmas? · · Score: 1
  12. Re:"Disgruntled?" on Electronic Arts Facing Possible Class Action Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever heard of a "gruntled" employee? Just wondering.

    Just look at the root of the word, "grunt", which means "hapless minion doing relentless work without emotion".

    ...and that's our Clyde Crashcup Grammar Moment of the Day...

  13. Don't blame me.... on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    I voted for Kodos/Turd Sandwich.

  14. In Soviet Russia..... on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    .... oh, just fuck it...

  15. Um..... on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    ...what happens if those provisional ballots in Phio start to make things tighter?

    And yes, I'll ask, since this is the Year of the Sox Series Win.

  16. In Soviet Russia.... on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    goo goo ba ba ga ga GOO!

  17. Response on Nintendo Apologizes to SuicideGirls · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Nintendo:

    This law offices represent SuicideGirls. Ever since your letter of apology, they have experience a dangerous swing of confidence and self-respect. As a result, they can no longer see themselves as 'SuicideGirls' and prefer the term 'MildlyDespondentWomen'.

    We are asking for a settlement of one billion dollars for emotional non-stress, lack of pain and suffering, and character assassination.

    And a pony. a Shetland Pony. /s/
    Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  18. ObSimpsons|Gross on Would You Drink This Water? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmmmmm..... Singapore toilet water.....

  19. Re:Before "If Microsoft made cars..." jokes ensue on Will Your Next Car Run Windows? · · Score: 1

    "Look! We can improve your fuel economy by 20%!" ... Suddenly your vehicle explodes.

    It's a GDI+ Vunerability!

  20. Think worse on Will Your Next Car Run Windows? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In the middle of rush hour traffic, Clippy will appear on your windshield asking if you want to take an alternate route.

  21. Oh My God! You Bastards! on Iranian Bloggers Arrested · · Score: 1

    ....who face charges of 'propagating against the regime, acting against national security, disturbing the public mind and also insulting religious sanctities.

    Homeland Security finally did it! They jailed Matt and Trey!

  22. I call this "The Frogurt Imperative" on Wal-Mart Squeezing Record Labels to Cut CD Prices · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The RIAA is being told by Someone Big Enough to Stand Up to Them to lower prices -- that's good.

    It's Wal-Mart - Home of the Censored and Creatively Limited Music Selection -- that's bad.

  23. For Old Time Sake.... on 19th Century Airship Technology for Port Security · · Score: 1

    "... but Goodrich doesn't *have* a blimp...."

  24. a-HA! on Space Station Turning Into a Trash Heap · · Score: 1

    So THAT'S what happened to Oscar Madison....

  25. Re:Filty thieves on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 1

    They stolds it frums us.

    Or, to paraphrase South Park, "They tuk ow'r muzik!"