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Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux)

A little over three years ago Slashdot interviewed Wil Wheaton, at the time best known for his role as Wesley Crusher on ST:TNG. Since then his blog WWDN has allowed him a creative outlet that has made the world sit up and take notice. Wil is now a regular participant in ACME Comedy Theatre, has published two books ( Dancing Barefoot and Just a Geek ), has done voicework for video games such as GTA: San Andreas, cartoons such as Teen Titans, and speaks regularly at conventions such as Gnomedex and Linucon. Wil enjoyed the first Slash interview so much it appeared in Just a Geek, and we're glad to have him back for a second go-round. Feel free to fire away, one question per comment please. We'll post his responses once we get them back.

672 comments

  1. enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Any plans to appear on Enterprise?

    1. Re:enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a good question. I would really like to know if Wil plans to appear on the new show. Either as Wesley or as someone else?

    2. Re:enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!?!?! You want him to gay up that series like he did TNG? While not as popular, at least DN9 had a captain with cajones and no flaming, whiney boys on it. Oh and it had Major Kira...pant.pant.pant

    4. Re:enterprise by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      No worries then. Have you watched Enterprise? It tries to be a manly show, but cannot escape its wussiness of being the Star Trek with the soft-rock intro. Methinks its already gay, but not proudly "we're here, we're queer, get used to it" gay like TNG - it's a pathetic, wife-abusing closet case.

      DS9 pwnd tho.

  2. ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by PktLoss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry for the Star Trek question, but it is something that I have wondered for quite a while. With your character in ST:TNG, he(/you) left the ship with 'the traveler' to do great and wondrous things. I always wondered when you were going to come back and save the ship from some otherwise horrible fate, it of course, never happened. At the time, did you see that exit for your character as an easy way to write you out of the script for good, or as a combination of plot advancement for your character, while still allowing you to work on other projects?

    1. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Have you read his book(s)? He wanted out so they wrote him out.

    2. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Apropos of nothing, I always thought that a much cooler thing to do with the Wesley Crusher character would have been this: Have him be so embittered by the whole Starfleet Academy thing that he and a group of fellow disgusted cadets stole a Starfleet ship and became pirates or mercenaries. Wesley Gone Evil would have been great - and probably would have been a lot more fun for Mr. Wheaton to play.

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    3. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wesley Gone Evil would have been great - and probably would have been a lot more fun for Mr. Wheaton to play.

      Better yet, send him to Spring Break destinations with a ton of beads and call it Wesley Gone Wild.

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    4. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is, nobody would have taken a little fairy boy pirate seriously.

    5. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by DoktorTomoe · · Score: 1

      Sure, one ship against a whole fleet of pissed off starfleet officers.

      No matter how bright Wesley is supposed to be or how great Picards father-complex is, the fleet would have vaporized them in days.

      (you know you're just have become even more a geek if you speculate on slashdot about better Star Trek storylines...)o.

    6. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Sure, one ship against a whole fleet of pissed off starfleet officers.
      >
      >No matter how bright Wesley is supposed to be or how great Picards father-complex is, the fleet would have vaporized them in days.

      Wes: "I reprogrammed the holodeck so it was possible to rescue the ship."
      Q: "What?"
      Picard: "He cheated."
      Wes: "I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose."
      Q: "Then you never faced that situation. Faced being written out of the series."
      Wes: "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

    7. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by mknewman · · Score: 1

      I believe in the last ST:TNG movie at the wedding scene between Troy and Deanna, Will was sitting at the head table, over on the left side, if I'm not mistaken. I seem to remember that his part was left on the cutting room floor but that take was still there.

    8. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should do a further adventures of Wesley Crusher. What a great series that would make, completely weirded out abstract science fiction about this odd ball loner who travels the galaxy doing ... stuff. Fuck Bergman!

    9. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by ArcticCelt · · Score: 4, Funny
      Wesley Gone Evil would have been great

      Add to this the rebel Riker's twin and the Data evil brother and we have a great beginning for an all evil crew.

      //I know, they are both dead or something like that.

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    10. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wesley Gone Evil would have been great

      Wesley already was evil from the very, very beginning. Have you noticed how annoying his character was[1]? Indeed, it is impossible for someone to turn evil who already was the embodiment of evil itself.

      [1] Second only to Miss Deanna "hey the enemy just fired on us so now I shall say, 'I am sensing feelings of hostility'" Troi. Well, and Miss Tasha "Hey, look at me, I'm butch and intimidating and I could be a real badass if only my hair style weren't so dorky" Yar.

    11. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Add to this the rebel Riker's twin and the Data evil brother and we have a great beginning for an all evil crew.

      This week's episode:
      Evil Riker, evil Wesley and evil Data are forced to confront the darker side of themselves, when they learn that there is only one black eyepatch between the three of them, and the replicator is on the blink.

    12. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by NeverEnoughTime · · Score: 2, Informative

      While this isn't necessarily an answer to the 2nd part of the question, I can tell you that they did have the character come back in a book series. The series "A Time to..." (there are 8 books, all ending in another word - first book is A Time to Be Born) covers the Wesley Crusher character, and he does actually show up with the traveler.

    13. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Bizarro Star Trek?

    14. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is a great idea and everything, but it will never work.

      No matter how hard I try, I can't grow a goatee.

    15. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      group of fellow disgusted cadets stole a Starfleet ship and became pirates or mercenaries.

      You mean like Harper in Andromeda?

      That's probably a grown up Wesley: creativly saving the day; building his own robots; getting into trouble for silly money making ventures.

      There's also the swashbuckling captain, talking computers, alien crew with hidden agenda, others whom once were enemy serving alongside you.

      Wasn't that originally going to be set within the Star-Trek Universe - It is "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" after all.

    16. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      Come on, Wil. In Hollywood, even you can have a goatee. Michael Dorn wasn't born looking like a Klingon.

      Or was he???

      Hmm...

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    17. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by zephc · · Score: 1

      No no, you do like one would to a little brother, you cut some of his hair off with safety scissors and crazy-glue it to his face. Or in this case, your hair and face. I'm sure that would make an, uh, interesting look on Star Trek.

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    18. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      No matter how hard I try, I can't grow a goatee.

      Two words: Michael Westmore.

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    19. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no Try. There is only Do.

    20. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by gphinch · · Score: 1

      Two words: Mirror Mirror

      Make sure all characters have goatees

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    21. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by magarity · · Score: 1

      the wedding scene between Troy (sic) and Deanna

      I've heard of 'love thy self' but isn't this taking it a bit too far? Still, sounds nicely kinky... too bad I didn't see that flick.

    22. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As best I know, Andromeda is a collation of a variety of non-Star Trek ideas that Roddenberry had. Roddenberry was big into Star Trek, but it wasn't his only creation.

    23. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by dourk · · Score: 1

      Don't matter. None on TOS looked real for that episode, anyways.

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    24. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      If that goatee doesn't work out, you can always grow a goatse

    25. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are plenty of fan fiction sites that do pretty much that already... probably more than the same for Jeri Ryan.

    26. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by bziman · · Score: 1
      Best thing about Wil Wheaton interviews: he posts on the interview thread while we're still asking questions... and then more later after he's answered them!

      So Brent Spiner is awesome and gets cool cameos all over the place (most recently in ST:Enterprise)... you're awesome too, so when will we see you on the big screen or on TV again? You'd make a good Star Fleet Captain by now... no one would dare ask (imitating Patrick Stewart) "Why is this child on my bridge?"

      --brian
      (one of the many kids who looked up to Wes Crusher)

    27. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wil, can you test something out for me? Write some random offtopic post, and see if you get modded +5. Maybe even just write a bunch of odd letters. ;-)

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    28. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when are you going to appear in enterprise as a time traveling monkey?

      brent spiner, will wheaton... the borg...

    29. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by koi88 · · Score: 1


      (one of the many kids who looked up to Wes Crusher)

      Eh? Excuse meee?
      No offense, Wil, but, honestly, even when I was a child the Wes character seemed the most annoying part of Star Trek to me (well, come think, Troi's psycho babble was just as annoying).
      IMHO a lame attempt of producers to appeal to young audiences. Similar to young Anakin in Star Wars I.
      Again, no offense meant, Wil.

      Hey! Mod person! Don't mod me off-topic when you just don't agree!

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    30. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

      Could have been fun to have 'revealed' that the Maquis were led by Wesley ...

      Mark

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    31. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by bziman · · Score: 1
      Okay, apprently you aren't anything like me then. I was doing research in solid-state physics with LANL and presenting papers to the APS at seventeen, dropped physics, and became a software engineer when I was nineteen. Growing up, I was always around adults who were skeptical at first, but eventually came around to the fact that just being a kid didn't prevent me from making a serious contribution.

      Just because the scripting and stories weren't always perfect doesn't take away from who the character was -- a boy who lost his father at a young age, and felt like he needed to fill those shoes, and in the process took on way more responsibility than anyone expected of him, and usually shined. "And Wesley saves the ship" may be cliche, but when was the last time you saved something?

    32. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by lylfyl · · Score: 1

      It's inevitable, all the highest-modded comments are going to be Wil's. Maybe he should ask the questions and we'll post the answers...

    33. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      You left out an important part of the story.

      At 20, I was a very productive software engineer chose three world problems and solved them with software.
      At 21, I found slashdot. I was still productive but I found myself recompiling needlessly to I could surf slashdot.
      At 22, The reading slashdot to working was 50/50. Still managed to get stuff done.
      At 23, ration is more 80/20. Boss puts me on a performance plan. It doesn't work out.
      At 24, parents kick me out of house because I can't pay rent and surf slashdot all the time.
      At 25, selling myself on the street so I can use the money to buy time in cyber cafe to surf slashdot.
      At 26, killed terribly while attempting to hot wire a PC found dumpster diving so I can read slashdot...

      Yet again, Slashdot has stolen another genius in their prime...

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    34. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      FWIW, Wesley and Data were probably my two favorite characters on TNG growing up. I thought Wil's character was done much better than "young Anakin". My $0.02

    35. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by JofCoRe · · Score: 1

      your character in ST:TNG, he(/you) left the ship with 'the traveler' to do great and wondrous things. I always wondered when you were going to come back and save the ship from some otherwise horrible fate, it of course, never happened.

      No, but he did manage to take time out from his "travelling" to make it back for Riker and Troi's wedding in the beginning of Nemesis... At least I think I remember seeing him sitting @ the table there for a micro-second in the background... (There never was really an explanation for that either...)

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    36. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Clearly the character would have to be called "The Dread Pirate Wesley"

      You know you're laughing right now :)

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    37. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by slapout · · Score: 1

      Cool! Then it'd be like Jeopardy!

      "I'll take 'Obscure Star Trek Trivia' for $200 Alex"

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    38. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Locutus.

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    39. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by RALE007 · · Score: 1
      Michael Dorn wasn't born looking like a Klingon.

      Or was he???

      Hmm...

      Man, I'd feel sorry for his mom, that'd be one difficult birth.

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    40. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Grax · · Score: 1

      I was one of those that sincerely enjoyed the Wesley character. The appeal of the show for me centered more around the characters of Data, Geordi, Dr Crusher, and the Picard but Wesley had some great stories as well.

      I wouldn't say I looked up to him but I did identify with him as a young person in an adult world with capabilities that are untapped simply because of being young.

      If I had the parts I would certainly build my own repulsor beam from the "My First Tractor Beam" construction set or some of the other experiments that Wesley managed to do.

      My favorite Wesley episode is probably the one where he gets into trouble at the academy. I think I would have enjoyed a spinoff featuring Wesley at the academy or something like that.

    41. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Grax · · Score: 1

      While it was Riker that got married to Troi and to Deanna, you are correct that Wil was there. In the deleted scenes I think he either talks or you just get a better view of him.

    42. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      They may be dead, but once a TV series invokes any kind of time travel technology (which Star Trek has done repeatedly, everything from the Guardian of Forever to a warp jump around the Sun) anything becomes possible, dead-cast-member-wise. Dead people (or androids) can be rescued from whatever horrible fate they suffered the first time 'round. So, then, in addition to an Evil Wesley, Evil Riker and Lore, we can add at least two different Evil Captain Kirks, and for that matter an entire evil Enterprise. Remember the episode where a botched transport during an ion storm swaps Kirk, Scotty, Uhura and McCoy with their evil twins from an alternate universe? That would provide plenty of Evil Federation personnel, although in that universe it was an Empire. Plus, there was the other transporter "accident" where Kirk got split into two different Kirks, one evil, one good. It occurs to me that, given the number of transporter-related episodes that maybe the McCoy was right: the damn thing is too dangerous to use. That applies just as well to the Holodeck, when you think about it. I mean, how many times has that thing screwed up and almost gotten everybody on the Enterprise-D or Voyager killed?

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    43. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Wesley gone Evil would be scary, in a way that few other enemies of the Federation were. I mean, this is the kid that hooked a homemade shield generator into the Enterprise's warp engines, accidentally created an entire AI civilization by infecting the ship's computer with modified medical nanites and a number of other brilliant but incredibly dangerous and stupid things. Had he turned to the "Dark Side" he would have made a formidable bad guy, I think. Not to mention that the Traveler brought out some kind of extradimensional powers in Wesley that he never knew he had. The problem would be having to sit through an episode of Dr. Crusher tearfully explaining how it wasn't her fault that Wesley became evil and that really he's such a good boy and that she really did her best as a single mom and that it wasn't her fault. Someone (probably Data) would be obliged to point out that Wesley had wiped out half of Starfleet in microseconds with his latest educational "toy" and that he could hardly be considered a good boy anymore.

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    44. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice that the xporter on Enterprise is more glitch free than the "later" series?

      I think they wouldn't have had so many problems if Scotty just stopped overclocking everything.

    45. Re:ST:TNG, Your charecter exit by phloydde1 · · Score: 0

      and he should have a silver surfboard.. the jack kirby kind...

  3. Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Okay, let me start out by saying I'd understand if you don't keep up with the new Trek shows, and if that's the case you should chalk my question up to being those of a truly pathetic geek and possibly make "magic xylophone" jokes about it.

    That said, if you do still follow Trek I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on the progress of "Enterprise" given your status as someone framiliar with the entertainment industry (esp. as it relates to this particular line of shows).

    I have been so impressed by the last two seasons (except the Nazi arc at the start of this season) that I'd go so far as to group them with some of the best episodes of season 3 TNG. The characters are finally starting to fill out, the plots have gotten away from the standard "it's the Borg again!" horseshit and they've even had relatively decent dialog.

    I get the impression, however, that it's not going to be enough to save the series based on the timeslot it's been relegated to. While my TiVO stays in Fridays even though I don't, I can't believe that even Trek fans regularly stay home Friday nights in sufficiant numbers to save the show, not to mention all the people who stopped watching in season 1 or 2 and won't end up flipping past sometime to give it a second chance now.

    Is "Enterprise" as doomed as I think it is?

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    1. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can't believe that even Trek fans regularly stay home Friday nights in sufficiant numbers to save the show

      Too easy.

    2. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've recently watched some of the reruns of The Next Generation that play on Spike TV during the week (around lunchtime). They started to replay from the beginning again, and I found it remarkably painful at times to watch how awkward and "silly" the first season seems now (the acting and dialog, in particular, come off as being comedic when they're obviously trying to be serious). BUT, later in the series they improved a lot... and I think many people have a generally favorable opinion of how that series turned out.

      After watching the early shows of Enterprise and how it's progressed, I honestly can't find as much fault in the story lines or acting as I can in the same early period of The Next Generation -- in fact, compared to the early seasons of The Next Generation (and for that matter Deep Space 9, and Voyager, if you wanna go there) I think that Enterprise is off to a very solid start and it only shows signs of improving.

      I guess when people bring up "the new Enterprise series sucks" I just can't agree. If you were to judge The Next Generation's first couple seasons like some people are judging the first couple seasons of Enterprise then by all rights that series should have died an early death, but it went on to have a pretty damn good run.

    3. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by QuasiEvil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm hesitant to suggest that somebody got a clue somewhere, but yes, I've actually really enjoyed the last two seasons of Enterprise (except for the stupid alien Nazis, but what the heck, I'll throw in one for free). That's something I really can't say about any of the intermediate Treks. TNG was between good and awesome throughout its run (and I too never hated Wesley, come on, geeky kid who gets to hang out with the engineers of the Enterprise? It's an irresistable dream for those of us Trek fans nearly the same age as Wil.), but I never really got that into DS9 and Voyager.

      First season Enterprise almost made me shut it off forever, too. Come on, how many "poke the alien, wonder why it killed you" episodes can we do? You know, the ones that follow these steps: find mysterious lifeform or situation and bother it until it gets incredibly pissed and tries to hurt us? You know, kind of like that Aussie guy with a similar show...

      I'm glad to see that they've gone to longer, mini-arcs for episodes recently. The stories are well told and well thought-out, and there's enough time to do it without feeling hurried. Well done, well done.

    4. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by daddymac · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Enterprise' Should change it's themesong to something that isn't completely stupid. How about something "futuristic" or something? I mean, ST:E is still in teh "future", right?

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    5. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might not have been old enough to appreciate DS9. I certainly wasn't. However, at 21, I thoroughly enjoy watching the seasons on DVD. (Though I have noticed an annoying motion blur in the MPEG encoding. It's distracting.

      Voyager on DVD is OK, but nothing to write home about. I'm looking forward to the Enterprise release on DVD.

      (In case everyone's wondering why I watch everything on DVD, it's because I don't have cable, or even an antenna. But twelve-hour-marathons of my favorite TV shows is more than enough. :)

    6. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      Alright! Finally found someone like myself. When I started living alone, I balked at paying almost $60 per month for cable TV and the four channels that I watch (Comedy, Food, History, CNN). And, since network TV is mostly crap, I just started collecting TV on DVD. It's great.

      Like some others here, I didn't really appreciate Wesley Crusher until years later. He actually had some very good episodes in the second, third, and fourth seasons. It's a shame what they did to him in "Nemesis."

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    7. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's the worse timeslot possible, almost as if the execs are trying to kill the series.

      Fridays are the worst nights for me as well and alas I have no TiVo :(. So far this season I have seen 2 episodes, one of which was the second of the season with the nazis.

      Please someone talk them into moving it to another day, any other day but Friday and Saturday.

    8. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I watched TOS way way back, when it was campy but still cool. Then TNG came out, the first season was ok, especially compoared to TOS, but not great. When they replaced Crusher for a season or two, that just about made me tune out for good. I actually missed the first show of the season where they brought her back.

      Wesley was a horrorible addition. While it might appeal to the 12 year old, his prominence in several episodes made me tune in to something else when they came on. This comes from a confirmed hard-core sci-fi addict, at least in my younger years. Matter of fact, Wesley is much like the scenes that focus on young John Connor in T2, just about killed the movie despite the incredible special effects and overall storyline. His little monologue plea against killing people puts me in mind of Jar Jar's scenes: completely out of place. Another instance of kids not working out: Doogie Howser. I wonder why kids playing "adult" roles on TV just about universally fail?

      To get back on topic, DS9 showed initial promise, quickly faded to the moronic, then probably made a come back with the huge Dominion war, but I missed most of that, having tuned out long ago. It looked cool, but someone needs to go through that series with a major double sided axe to get a "good" show out there. Stargate does a much better job with the base/excursion concept.

      Voyager: Jerry Ryan's skin suit. Oh, yeah, there were those fluidic universe beings, and that was pretty cool. I also recall the sledgehammer of morals in almost every episode I saw. Major turn-off in a "new" show. Kinda cute for TOS, not so cute now.

      Enterprise, started off sort of promising, started to fade, added the asinine theme song (gag, yick, puke, and still better than Clay Aiken) but I pretty much stopped within a couple of shows into the second season. The entire Xindi storyline came after, and looks promising enough for me to watch it on DVD. Why DVD? Because, like DS9, there's an entire swath of episodes that should have been culled to have made this a show worthy of the Trek series.

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    9. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was just saying to my friend the other day:

      "Hey, when I think of THE FUTURE, I think of Rod Stewart!" ...doesn't everybody?

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    10. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I didn't like it when I was in my mid teens, but now in my mid twenties I love DS9. I recommend revisiting it to see if you might view it in a different light.

    11. Re:Thoughts on the future of Enterprise by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Because, like DS9, there's an entire swath of episodes that should have been culled to have made this a show worthy of the Trek series.

      And, funny enough, you could probably say this for virtually any series out there. Or do you honestly believe that every single episode of B5/Stargate/<pick your favorite SF show> was golden from start to finish?

  4. acting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In "Just a Geek" you pretty much ended the book by saying that acting (tv/movie, not ACME) is no longer a priority. Are you still looking for a Big Part or have you given up on that altogether?

    1. Re:acting? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 3, Informative
      He's still looking, read his BLOG about his auditions for Alias...

      look up to the skies and see

      Well, I never had time to write up the ApacheCon report . . . because I got a call late last night to audition for Alias at noon today.

      Holy shit. Alias!


    2. Re:acting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit. Alias!

      Wow, first Ashley Judd, then Jennifer Garner.

      This man gets some fine-looking tail.

  5. Personal preference question by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you use pepper spray, tear gas, or mace on people you meet on the street who call you Wesley Crusher?

    1. Re:Personal preference question by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you use pepper spray, tear gas, or mace on people you meet on the street who call you Wesley Crusher?

      Oh I'll take this one right now:

      Yes.

    2. Re:Personal preference question by nocomment · · Score: 2

      haha, how about this one; why don't you post in your /. journal anymore?

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    3. Re:Personal preference question by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil.

      (well, not -just- the macing bits)

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    4. Re:Personal preference question by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      or mace

      You know, I had to read that one twice. I kept thinking it said a mace.

      I was trying to think how you stayed out of prison all these years.

    5. Re:Personal preference question by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Informative

      haha, how about this one; why don't you post in your /. journal anymore?

      For a brief time, I toyed with the idea of putting all my computer-related thoughts here, my political thoughts at dailykos, and my los angles-related thoughts at blogging.la, but then I decided that it was stupid to do all that, when I could just put them all on my blog.

      I still post to blogging.la from time to time, but other than that, I pretty much stay in my own yard at WWdN.

      Oh, and I do *all* my goofing off at totalfark, and occasionally UltraFark.

    6. Re:Personal preference question by tuanjim_2001 · · Score: 1
      Now is that the real mace or that fake mace.

      I want to give these guys the heads up so they can put on some plate armor. And I think that it would be cool to walk around with one of those.

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    7. Re:Personal preference question by Neophytus · · Score: 4, Funny

      *resists urge to mod -1 for showing off about access to secret societies* :-)

    8. Re:Personal preference question by nocomment · · Score: 2, Funny

      well at least put /. back in the fold. We miss you around these parts.

      You could do like Pudge, he uses here for his poitical journal.

      by the way, my wife had the biggest crush on you years ago, could you send her an email and say hi? I'll give ya a gmail account ;-)

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    9. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and I do *all* my goofing off at totalfark, and occasionally UltraFark.

      So you know who'd win in a phaser-duel between Admiral Ackbar and Wesley Crusher?

    10. Re:Personal preference question by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Aren't you glad nobody recognizes you out of uniform...
      *grabs a gasmask*

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    11. Re:Personal preference question by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Using a reconfigured phaser?

    12. Re:Personal preference question by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Do you use pepper spray, tear gas, or mace on people you meet on the street who call you Wesley Crusher?

      ...and do you use them whenever you meet the people that we call Rick Berman and Brannon Braga?

    13. Re:Personal preference question by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey! It's Wesley Crusher!

    14. Re:Personal preference question by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny
      Dude. This doesn't work like a real "Ask Slashdot" if you're coming in here and answering the questions . Get the hell back on your side of the fence and wait for the selected questions to hit your inbox - and for gawd's sake... try to act surprised.

      Sheesh.

      You'd think we were doing the William Shatner interview again. And no - you can't ask yourself questions.

      ;)

    15. Re:Personal preference question by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      Ok, I have one for you- Will you add me to your Slashdot "friends list"? Please note *my* clever nick name :)

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    16. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      by the way, my wife had the biggest crush on you years ago, could you send her an email and say hi? I'll give ya a gmail account ;-)

      I don't know whether you're pimping your wife out, or pimping Wil Wheaton out, but...

      Dude - that's just not cool.

    17. Re:Personal preference question by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      It's hard to resist asking about UltraFark...

    18. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather know if he's ever trolled /., either anonymously or through another account. If so, what troll is he most proud of?

    19. Re:Personal preference question by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      Another user already made a joke about how ask slashdot usually works, but in all seriousness... wouldn't it be much more efficient if you'd just wait a few hours, and then simply answer people directly?

      You could answer questions you personally find interesting, even if they're at -1, Troll. And you could have actual discussions with people - no need to have a stale follow up article with your answers. I think everyone would have a lot more fun. If you have the time, that is.

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    20. Re:Personal preference question by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I meant "interviews", of course. (the same mistake was in the post I was referring to)

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    21. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow - guess some mods need a smiley inserted to know if something is a joke or not.

      To the grandparent poster - it was a joke nothing more :) :) ;) :) :)

      To the mods - drink less caffeine. :)

    22. Re:Personal preference question by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      umm not to be pedantic but isn't that supposed to be Lt. Commander Data?

    23. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Put yourself in Will's shoes. Wold you be able resist an automatic +5 moderation?

      :-)

    24. Re:Personal preference question by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      I'll give ya a gmail account ;-)

      I bet Wil's thinking, "No, but I would like a free iPod..."

    25. Re:Personal preference question by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      They could tell you, but then they'd need to kill you.

      Heck, we poured beer into Drew in vain a few weeks back when he was visiting Vancouver, and he wouldn't even tell us when drunk! Of course, this could just mean that Ultrafark is an especially clever ploy to get people to buy Drew beer...

      Perhaps we'll need to pour beer into Wil next [as I understand it, UF was his idea in the first place as a bit of a joke, but actually might become something]...

      The Fark lawyeress DID say that cunning plans were afoot, but she wouldn't tell us either, and it's no use to try plying a lawyer with free beer...

      N.

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    26. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Email me. If you bring her to LA, I'll give her an autograph, a kiss on the cheek, and if she's hot, a little turkey neck :)

      WW

    27. Re:Personal preference question by SpooForBrains · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And no - you can't ask yourself questions.

      Sorry, but I can't resist ...

      Will, if you could ask yourself one question in this interview, what would it be?

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    28. Re:Personal preference question by darien · · Score: 1

      I can picture it on his CV now.

      Major accomplishments: Multiple comments in one Slashdot thread moderated to +5. Also some acting experience.

    29. Re:Personal preference question by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've read all day!! It's still early though.

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    30. Re:Personal preference question by Tassach · · Score: 1

      The spikey thing on a chain you linked to isn't a mace... it's a flail. A spikey thing on a stick is a morningstar. A mace is a knobby thing on a stick.

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    31. Re:Personal preference question by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know, common misperception, but when you're posting at work any "instrument of pain" will do. ;-)

    32. Re:Personal preference question by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      woah, they've got ultra-fark now! Is that on computers?

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    33. Re:Personal preference question by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      A gmail account? Screw that! Wil, I got a better offer...

      Just go to http://www.myfreeipodponzi.com/referall=1337 and sign up for tons of spam and get 50 friends to do the sa

      ....oh god, I can't even continue this one anymore. Bah.

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    34. Re:Personal preference question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I did think about decompiling the ultrafark front end to see if it actually checks the login or password against anything or if it's just a dead end flash app.

    35. Re:Personal preference question by edittard · · Score: 0
      then I decided that it was stupid to do all that, when I could just put them all on my blog.
      Does it matter where you post them? Roland "strawdick" Piquepaille will post links to them on his shitty blog, then michael the ubertard will link from slashdot to there.
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    36. Re:Personal preference question by Z_UWF · · Score: 1

      Will, if you could ask yourself one question in this interview, what would it be?

      It would be even funnier if the above question came FROM Wil Wheaton :)

    37. Re:Personal preference question by Jurisenpai · · Score: 1

      I had a crush on him, too! Sure I was 12 at the time, but still!

      What is it with the appeal of Wil on geek women?

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  6. Windows or Linux? by msheppard · · Score: 0

    On your systems at home, what operating system do you use the most?

    M@

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    1. Re:Windows or Linux? by erc · · Score: 1

      I can answer that one - he's a Linux-head :)

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    2. Re:Windows or Linux? by The+Barking+Dog · · Score: 1

      He talks about this pretty regularly on his blog: He uses Linux (Mandrake, IIRC) and a Mac. No Windows.

    3. Re:Windows or Linux? by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Everybody's pretty much fielded this one here. What I've gathered from the forums (now no longer attached to his blog) he uses OSX primarily, but when he does work on x86 he works in Red Hat/Fedora. The forums actually had a LUG forum (still do on the new site, found here) which I'm guessing Wil just put on there in order to have a place he could ask all the Linux geeks his questions without having to translate the man pages and howtos from Geek to English.

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  7. Now that you are a fully grown man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you disappointed that you did not turn out to be that hunk that Q turned you into as an adult, then changed you back by your request?

    1. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by skids · · Score: 1

      Heh. I was going to ask "You've made a career of playing the awkward teenager, but that has to change someday. Pick two or three current celebrities that you could see representing facets of your future on-screen persona." ...but the parent is soooo more /.

    2. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      LOL! That's an awesome question. Mod parent up!

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    3. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think that was Riker. Q gave him the power of the Q if I remember correctly. But then again, with those powers he would be considered Q just as well.

    4. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick, but wasn't it Riker who, given Q's power changed him into that hunk of a man? I'm not a Trekkie or anything. I promise.

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    5. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by UWC · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having just finished reading the previous /. interview and some of the ensuing comments, I ran across the same question, worded surprisingly similarly, and, more importantly, answered by señor CleverNickName himself.

    6. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by staynz79au · · Score: 1

      Who says he's not a hunk already? There's plenty of people who think Wil's a hottie as is.

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    7. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew you were a fag!

    8. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to nitpick, but Q can refer to any member of the Continuum (unlike in Bond movies where Q's successor was R), so Riker with Q's power became a Q just as much as Q is a Q. See, this is what happens when you nitpick ;)

    9. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by staynz79au · · Score: 1

      Nice to hide behind an anonymous coward there.

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    10. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      Having just finished reading the previous /. interview and some of the ensuing comments, I ran across the same question, worded surprisingly similarly, and, more importantly, answered by señor CleverNickName himself.

      Conversely, Wil, have you heard if William A. Wallace keeps getting stopped by people thinking it's you?

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    11. Re:Now that you are a fully grown man by arodland · · Score: 1

      You can be sure that if that ever happened, he would solve the problem by yelling "I am William Wallace!"

  8. Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have the ST PTB invited you to play a Crusher ancestor on "Enterprise"?

  9. Changing Attitudes by Weeb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I never had any of the disdain that seems to paint your detractors, Wil, yet I also never found myself admiring you until I began to read your blog.

    What has your newfound share of fans and admirers taught you? Was it always your intention to, via the internet, change people's minds about who you are and what you've been trying to accomplish?

    1. Re:Changing Attitudes by metlin · · Score: 1


      I couldn't agree more.

      I could never understand all of the Wesley Crusher detractors -- in fact, he was one of my most favourite characters in the whole TNG crew.

      I watched Coming of Age as a kid, and that inspired me beyond words. Made me build a Tesla coil a few weeks later (facts apart that I almost burnt down the house because of that ;-)

      Today, am pursuing the stuff of my dreams, literally -- but those early episodes of Wesley on the bridge have not lost any of their charm. You rock, Wil!

      That said -- has the role affected you in real life? How much of Wesley Crusher are you, I've heard that sometimes actors tend to take on their roles in real life too.

      Rather, let me rephrase -- how has the role and character of Wesley Crusher influenced Wil Wheaton?

    2. Re:Changing Attitudes by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Wil, yet I also never found myself admiring you
      > until I began to read your blog

      Dude, you're late to the game.

      Wil worked on the Video Toaster. Yes, that Video Toaster. The freakin' Video Toaster !!!

      That's about four quadrillion times cooler than any ol' blog. ;)

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    3. Re:Changing Attitudes by Weeb · · Score: 1

      OMFG, no kidding! Video Toaster is... Well, I've got my AS in Film and I'm seeking a BS in Entertainment Business, so, wow. I'm doubly impressed.

      Wil Wheaton rocks!

    4. Re:Changing Attitudes by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      And thus, gentle reader, is a fanboi born.

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    5. Re:Changing Attitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil, you may be a geek, BUT your still just another Hollywood (anti-war) scumbag........

      you hollywood morons have NO grip on reality at all........Islamic Nutcases are trying to kill all of us and all you hollywood morons can do it WHINE..........

  10. Marina Sirtis by danielrm26 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So was Marina Sirtis as much of a complete hottie as she was on the show? She's what got me into ST; up until I saw her I wasn't much of a fan.

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    1. Re:Marina Sirtis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She is disgusting

    2. Re:Marina Sirtis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had acute marina soritis. i was in bed for a year :(

  11. GTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How much did you get paid for doing San Andreas?

  12. FPS? by g_goblin · · Score: 0

    Do you play them and if so which do you like better Doom III or Half Life 2?

  13. Women et. al by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know this is one of those things that was asked to Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade, but as Ashley Judd's first on-screen kiss, do you have any advice on finding women? ;)

    On that matter, what do you think priorities should be in looking for that sig. other?

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    1. Re:Women et. al by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hahaha, I got an offtopic moderation in an "Ask / Talk about anything thread..." SCORE!

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    2. Re:Women et. al by Noofus · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is only slightly behind getting a "+5, Troll" mod (Which I someday hope to achieve myself) :D

    3. Re:Women et. al by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 2, Funny

      as Ashley Judd's first on-screen kiss

      Also, has Ashley Judd come back for seconds?

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  14. Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Paper or plastic?

    1. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boxers or briefs?

    2. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Blu Ray or HD-DVD?

    3. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush or Kerry?

    4. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beta or VHS?

    5. Re:Question... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

      XBox or PS2?

    6. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples or oranges?

    7. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DEFCON or H.O.P.E?

    8. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vi or emacs?

    9. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      hump or death?

    10. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QWERTY or Devorak?

    11. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No

    12. Re:Question... by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      Top or bottom?

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    13. Re:Question... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Strange or Charmed?

    14. Re:Question... by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are all amatures, its Mac or PC! Duh!

    15. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek or Star Wars?

    16. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut or Uncut?

    17. Re:Question... by arose · · Score: 1

      What the fuck is a Devorak?

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    18. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google for it, but in short, it is another type of keyboard layout, its little known and yet superior to qwerty... just like linux or OSX is compared to windows.

    19. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Dvorak.

  15. Disapearing character? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing has been bugging me. Your character disappeared on the series, with the traveller, yet.. you were back in nemisis. WTF? Si there an actual story line, or did you just manage to con your way into it? ;)

    1. Re:Disapearing character? by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      I believe this was a problem due to creative "differences" between the writer (an avid fan of Star Trek) and the director (someone who supposedly prided himself on having never seen Star Trek or something).

      Apparently Lore was mentioned in the original script (I saw a little parody on the net that had Geordie and Data saying "Hey Data, you remember your brother Lore who was the OTHER android in the series?" "No." "Me neither!") and Wesley actually had a speaking role that was cut out.... and if rumour serves correct, the speaking role made mention of the Traveller...

      I could be wrong, and I'm not about to go try and verify it as most the information I got from unarchived forum posts.

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  16. Looking back... by SeaDour · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looking back from where you are today, Mr. Wheaton, what would you consider your greatest achievement that you take the most pride in? Your work as an actor? Your widely-acclaimed blog? Or maybe your published memoirs?

    And, on a related note, are you anywhere close to where you expected you'd be by now?

    1. Re:Looking back... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Mr. Wheaton, what would you consider your greatest achievement that you take the most pride in?

      Well, if I was Wil Wheaton, I might consider making out with Ashley Judd (Lt. Lafler) as one of the greatest achievements. :)

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    2. Re:Looking back... by artifex2004 · · Score: 1
      Well, if I was Wil Wheaton, I might consider making out with Ashley Judd (Lt. Lafler) as one of the greatest achievements. :)


      He's a married geek dad. Which is an even better accomplishment.
    3. Re:Looking back... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Dude... I'm a married geek dad. Kissing Ashley Judd is much, much higher!! ;-)

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    4. Re:Looking back... by artifex2004 · · Score: 1
      Dude... I'm a married geek dad. Kissing Ashley Judd is much, much higher!! ;-)


      Has your wife been known to read /., though? :)
    5. Re:Looking back... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      of course not (hence the ';-)') :-D

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    6. Re:Looking back... by roalt · · Score: 1
      Mr. Wheaton, what would you consider your greatest achievement that you take the most pride in?

      It'll probably be his poker skills...

    7. Re:Looking back... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Has your wife been known to read /., though? :)
      Heh. Maybe his wife would like to kiss Ashley Judd too... I know mine would :-)
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    8. Re:Looking back... by Columbo · · Score: 1

      Here's my guess at Wil's reply: His family.

  17. Would you do it again? by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wil, Have you been asked by Paramount for a cameo in the new Trek series; if they asked, would you do it?

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    1. Re:Would you do it again? by Wysz · · Score: 2, Informative

      He filmed a cameo for Nemesis but it was cut. See: http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001089.php

  18. Itis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Wil,

    Just out of curiosity, have you ever suffered from having the "itis" after having a large meal?

    -GDH

  19. Actor to Actor by ak_hepcat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wil,

    You talk alot on your blog about your experiences, not only in your personal life, but also your professional life.

    Now with two books under your belt, has anyone ever pitched the idea of writing a 'Acting in Hollywood for Dummies'?

    Basically what to expect in the process of agenting, casting calls, marketing yourself, how to deal with rejection, overcoming fears, etc.

    I think with your writing style, this would be a fun book to read, and accessible to non-actors who would be interested in what the 'real' Hollywood life was about.

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    1. Re:Actor to Actor by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Christ, man. Don't you think there's enough dummies acting in Hollywood as it is, without making it even easier for them?

    2. Re:Actor to Actor by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, dummies are already very good at getting to act in Hollywood.

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

  20. What about the flip side? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In your response to a comment titled "Usenet," from the previous interview, you make it quite clear that people hating you for being Wesley pisses you off. Do you have anything in particular to say to the people who like you for being Wesley?

    1. Re:What about the flip side? by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you have anything in particular to say to the people who like you for being Wesley?

      I think he's covered most of that in the restraining orders. ;)

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  21. The Nookie Connection... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you find you have more oppritunities then most to engage in sexual activity? Do you think because of your fame, it makes you more likely to be able to participate in "not common" activities such as 3somes? Has your fame ever actually HINDERED you from getting down? When you roleplay, do you ever play as one of your TV/Movie charactors?

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    1. Re:The Nookie Connection... by erc · · Score: 1

      Err, seeing as how Wil's married, and happily so, I doubt that he's seeing nearly as much action as he would if he were single ... from multiple partners, that is ;)

      It would probably help if folks actually *read* Wil's blog and knew a little bit about the guy before they posted stuff like this.

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  22. Child Actors by Keebler71 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would you let your own children enter the tv/film industry? Why or why not?

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    1. Re:Child Actors by kinema · · Score: 1

      Would you let your children watch Star Trek?

  23. Which female gave you the biggest boner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Which of your female co-stars did you most lust after during your time on TNG?

  24. How do you type with boxing gloves on!??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? ..who? ...aw crud.

  25. the question on everyones mind. by Liquid+Tip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will you ever put a leech on your nuts in another movie?

    1. Re:the question on everyones mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave his agent out of this!

  26. Blog Comments by Kaypro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know from reading your blog that you've had to deal with some sticky issues reagarding people leaving comments to your posts. My question is: In your opinion, what do you feel would be a better way of having people comment on a story without having the moderation power of a Slashdot type site at your disposal? Or is this even feasible given the way most blog type scripts are designed.

  27. What pays the bills? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a serious question. What keeps the roof over your head?

    A lot of my favorite actors (you're included in there) will work for a little bit and then disappear for a great length of time.

    A good example is Bruce Campbell. You see him in a small film like Bubba Ho-Tep or a quickie walk-on like in Spider Man, and then he disappears from the face of the earth. And I always wonder, what pays the grocery bill meanwhile?

    How do you manage it? And please feel free to ignore this if it's too personal.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:What pays the bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A good example is Bruce Campbell. You see him in a small film like Bubba Ho-Tep or a quickie walk-on like in Spider Man, and then he disappears from the face of the earth. And I always wonder, what pays the grocery bill meanwhile?

      I'd suggest reading his book. It's all about the daily life of Hollywood's blue-collar actors.

    2. Re:What pays the bills? by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should pick up Bruce's autobiography. It's very amusing and he addresses the question you have.

    3. Re:What pays the bills? by temojen · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's still an actor. From his filmography, he looks to have been steadily employed.

    4. Re:What pays the bills? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Considering Mr. Campbell's primary residence is about a 40 minute drive from here (last I checked - I have a friend who was an assistant to him until he moved to S.F.), my guess is that he bought his house clean and lives in a relatively economically depressed area (south of washington, north of california)...

      Translation: if he had to worry about it, it wouldn't be that big of a deal - he's still doing better than most of the people around here.

    5. Re:What pays the bills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What keeps the roof over your head?

      They're called walls.

  28. So... by MikeTheYak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What was your experience with the editor of 30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of D&D?

  29. Fatherhood by belgar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many different places in your life do your tech-side and parent-side collide? I'm curious if, for you, there are more rather than fewer places than Joe-Sixpack-With-An-iMac -- video editing, family pixel-mashing, that sort of thing.

    --
    What does it mean to wake out of a dream
    and be wearing someone else's shorts?
    BNL, Born on a Pirate Ship (1998)
  30. Moderation totals by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you think you'd get modded +5 nearly as much if you weren't Wil Wheaton?

    1. Re:Moderation totals by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The guy is an icon, people like what he has to say.
      And yes I do think he would do well here regardless of history, because he has a simple down to earth writing style.

      Whilst Wil's mod totals are impressive, hes still not top of the pile yet (sorry Wil!).
      For the king of moderations look no further than John Carmack, note however, that the mods are for different reasons, Johns are clever geek god type stuff, Wil uses humour and makes light of situations :)

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    2. Re:Moderation totals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And yes I do think he would do well here regardless of history, because he has a simple down to earth writing style.

      Not necessarily - moderation is arbitrary and random at best, malicious at worst. People get modded up because they have been highly modded before. But people with good points that are relatively unknown or posting as AC can often be ignored.

      Post time has a lot to do with it. Check out a new story that has about 50 comments. Check later and you'll find that nearly every one of those comments is highly modded - whether they had much to say or not. (Okay, not all the time, but it happens more often than not).

      So, it might be, that being unknown he would be relatively obscure - or as much as most people on /. are :)

    3. Re:Moderation totals by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Do you think you'd get modded +5 nearly as much if you didn't mention Wil Wheaton in your posts?*




      *Next joke post: Do you think you'd get modded +5 nearly as much if you didn't mention someone else mentioning Wil Wheaton in his post?

    4. Re:Moderation totals by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      It's not as if he really advertises the fact all that much. His handle isn't "I'mWilWheaton," his sig isn't "All trekkies, kneel before Zod^H^H^H Wesley!*" and glancing at his journal currently doesn't find anything there that says "I'm more famous around here than CowboyNeal!" Beyond the email address and homepage URL (two things I don't think anybody bothers to look at, or is that just me?), about the only way you'd know is if you looked at his fans list (broadband reccomended).

      * Wil, have you tried this line or something similar at a convention yet? Does it work?

  31. Do you by m.h.2 · · Score: 1

    Ever want to knock out somebody's teeth when they come up to you on the street asking about "warp drives" and "positronic brains?"

  32. Costumes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does a unitard feel as satisfying to wear as it looks? How do they hide "the package" on set?

  33. Fark by Kevin+Mitnick · · Score: 1

    Wil:

    Would you name your child after CmdrTaco or Drew Curtis?

  34. Your family life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your wife is apparently a total babe. Photos?

  35. celebrity poker by Magius_AR · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Hey Wil,

    I'm a longtime reader of WWDN and I know you're big into poker.
    Is there any chance of you making an appearance on Celebrity Poker on Bravo?
    It'd kick ass to see you on there in action ;)

    1. Re:celebrity poker by BridgeBum · · Score: 1

      Here here! I was going to post the same question. Seems like a natural match. I loved reading about WW's adventures in the Vegas poker room.

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    2. Re:celebrity poker by Eudaemonic+Pie · · Score: 1

      Uh, I asked people to petition the producers of celebrity poker on Wil's behalf a while back. http://www.wptfan.com/article.php?story=2004030413 5021834 My post didn't get a lot of serious responses, but he did make it on to Celebrity Poker. He mentions it on his blog but says the episode hasn't aired yet, so he's mum on the outcome. More interesting are his blog entries about his poker trips, they aren't on the par with TiltBoys stories simply because he's not a hooligan. But he is a great writer. http://www.tiltboys.com/trip-reports/six-sigmas-ou t/

    3. Re:celebrity poker by Misch · · Score: 2, Informative

      He'll be appearing on the World Poker Tour's second Celebrity Home Game. (Actually, the appearance has already happened, we're just waiting for it to be aired. I think... unless I missed something.)

      --

      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  36. are you happy? by Savatte · · Score: 1

    Are you happy with where you are and what you have achieved in life?

  37. What do you think of Stargate? by Silverlancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What do you think of Stargate (SG-1/Atlantis)?

    1. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and Battlestar Galactica? (the 2004 version)

    2. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ick - if you're going to ask a question about his tv viewing, you could have asked one about some real sci-fi...or at least something worth watching.

    3. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably hasn't seen it -- like every other American, he would have to resort to illegal downloading to watch it. It's only being shown in the UK at the moment (Sky One, Monday 8pm)... and yes, it's excellent.

    4. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Stargate, IMO, is a lot better than even TNG and Voyager. It fixes a lot of problems that those series had, like the "we're about to die, but we can fix it by reversing the polarity of 'x'" problem. I especially like the fact that humans *aren't* blessed with ultrauberawesome technology.

    5. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by proggoddess · · Score: 1

      ...and have you ever (like me) watched Stargate and thought "Those guys can't interfere with this other planet, they're violating the Prime Directive!"

      --
      --The Programming goddess from Gorflaz
    6. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Instead, they're stuck with current technology - but that's not a problem because while their main enemies fly around in giant starships they let their troops run around in what seems to be medieval armor with ineffective energy weapons. And of course, you get the "we're about to die, but we can fix it by reversing the polarity of 'x'" episodes, too, just about everytime they're stuck with alien technology they don't understand. Although they apparently understand it well enough to hack and repair it.

      Don't get me wrong, I like Stargate (up to season 6, which is where I am now) a lot, but man there are plot holes the size of mother ships in there. A dictionary entry to "suspension of disbelief" could read "the primary skill of a person watching SG-1".

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    7. Re:What do you think of Stargate? by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

      The plot holes aren't that bad... the only even minor plot I've seen in recent episodes (although I may have missed some) is in the black hole episode, in which the science was fine (they mainly stick to stuff we don't know to avoid violating laws of physics), but they missed something pretty big: when a neutron star collapses into a black hole, it doesn't have any more gravitational force than a neutron star or even a normal star of the same mass unless you are very near it. In other words, the planet with the stargate would have to be about 100km from the neutron star for the episode to have worked... which obviously wouldn't work :).

  38. well? by northcat · · Score: 0

    who are you?

  39. Come On, people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's ask a serious question for a change!

    Doctor Crusher or Counsellor Troi?

    1. Re:Come On, people! by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. The proper question is "Emacs or vi for your Crusher/Troi nude ASCII files?"

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      -- Fugacity: Confusing chemists since 1908
  40. William Fucking Shatner Asks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Wil,

    Are we cool, or what? I mean, I always thought you thought I didn't like you, but I had a good time with you at Weakest Link watching the World Series.

    So are we cool, or was that just post-game strategy?

    Bill

  41. Show your geek! by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Serious question here, no matter how bizarre it sounds: Would you ever consider starring in a full length pro-Linux movie that was released under a free (beer) GPL-style Creative Commons licence?

    --
    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
    1. Re:Show your geek! by MrAndrews · · Score: 1
      Wow. You hear that there are no original ideas anymore, but I thought for sure I had such a niche market no one could ever sum up my project so easily.

      Or have you just been reading my email again?

  42. When Bruce disappears... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it's because he's off fighting evil in the 11th century. Not hard to get invited over for dinner back then when you are the only chance at saving the world.

  43. A true geek? by Innova · · Score: 5, Funny

    You claim to be a geek/nerd, but yet you have a 6 digit slashdot userid (129189). How do you explain this discrepency?

    1. Re:A true geek? by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1

      Ow! My feelings!

      *runs off to sulk in the corner*

    2. Re:A true geek? by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      Clearly, while still sufficiently nerdy, those with a 1xxxxx userid are also fashionably late.

    3. Re:A true geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim to be a geek/nerd, but yet you have a 6 digit slashdot userid (129189). How do you explain this discrepency?

      I have to post this AC because I'm having difficulty remembering the password to my single-digit UID.

      My question is: how can you, with your 4 digit UID, consider yourself to be a geek?

    4. Re:A true geek? by sckeener · · Score: 2, Funny
      You claim to be a geek/nerd, but yet you have a 6 digit slashdot userid (129189). How do you explain this discrepency?

      maybe he bought it. higher number = less geek = more dates.

      Look at me, my number is higher and I'm married.

      --
      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
    5. Re:A true geek? by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pft, where do *you* get off questioning someone's cred based on user ID, newbie?

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    6. Re:A true geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great. Here they go again...

    7. Re:A true geek? by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

      Quite so.

      --
      Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
    8. Re:A true geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like getting people in a retirement home talking about the war - they're not going to shut up till they get their valium.

    9. Re:A true geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pfft, well mine is lower than all of yours. Mine is so low, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. That's because I joined back before the advent of the UID.

      And the female.

    10. Re:A true geek? by y0bhgu0d · · Score: 1

      i tend to agree.

    11. Re:A true geek? by jaltoids · · Score: 1

      You know there is a joke in here somewhere about penis size (smaller is smaller?)....

    12. Re:A true geek? by pez · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, what he said! Only with one order of magnitude more significance!

      Who remembers Chips & Dips? And the glorious Meept? And goatse (the first time)? Aaah.... those were the days....

    13. Re:A true geek? by Skyshadow · · Score: 1
      And bored_at_work and the other regulars from back before user accounts even existed -- just tap in your handle and you were on the honor system... A discussion that got 100 comments was absolutely huge... Back when "First Post" was amusing (well, okay, that was never)...

      Them was the days.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    14. Re:A true geek? by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      I helped design a Female Urinary Incontinence Device with the brand name Innova. Ever thought about changing your name? Oh, yeah, you're stuck with it, so long as you cling to that 4 digit ID for crediblity here. . .

    15. Re:A true geek? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      Is there a way to gauge the date you got that handle from the #? I've been reading /. since Aug 98, but I didn't sign up til the 6 digits or so..?

      --

      Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

    16. Re:A true geek? by syrinx · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      --
      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    17. Re:A true geek? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      The first time I read Slashdot, I signed up an account. Then I left, forgot my password, and signed up another acount. Used that account for a long, long time, then got pissed at Slashdot, left for a few months, and came back. (I admit it, I'm addicted.) I decided to use Slashdot's, "I forgot my password" feature to get the password to my old account. So here I am. :)

    18. Re:A true geek? by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what are we talking about? I'm new here.

      --
      Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
    19. Re:A true geek? by jayed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Note to self

      Dig through slashcode and look for an obfuscated "summon elder ID" routine.

    20. Re:A true geek? by gclef · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's real easy...make any comment about how someone's user-ID is way too high for them to be saying what they're saying, and all the folks with crazy low UID's will come out of the woodwork. It's like slashdot catnip...they can't resist.

    21. Re:A true geek? by Evan · · Score: 1
      Ah, the modest and self-effacing MEEPT. The glorious MEEPT, who would have liked to bring all the divided factions of linux into one big divided faction. He is missed, though his place in history is secure.

      MEEPT!

    22. Re:A true geek? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Uh oh, epeen alert!

    23. Re:A true geek? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      You mean you remember when /. diddnt suck? Oh, wait....

    24. Re:A true geek? by Taim · · Score: 1

      My favorite time looking back was the huge controversy when ESR issued the "open source not free software" call. Good times, good times......

    25. Re:A true geek? by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      Who remembers Chips & Dips? And the glorious Meept? And goatse (the first time)? Aaah.... those were the days....

      I'd just be happy if they brought back Quickies.

      --
      But then again, I could be wrong.
    26. Re:A true geek? by NegativeOneUserID · · Score: 1
      Yeah, what he said! Only with one order of magnitude more significance!
      if ya cant beat em join em
    27. Re:A true geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting until I can get a seven digit UID before I register. I demand UID one million!!

    28. Re:A true geek? by schon · · Score: 1

      my number is higher and I'm married

      Mine's lower, and I'm married, too.

      To a non-geekess, no less.

    29. Re:A true geek? by Bastard+Operator+Fro · · Score: 1

      Ah, to be young again.

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      Shaun Nelson - Bastard Operator (From Hell / For Hire)
    30. Re:A true geek? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Eh, who cares, its funny as hell when it happens. I say more catnip for the lowuids! Oh god, that's actually pronouncable word. I think thats what I'll say if I mock one in the future.

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    31. Re:A true geek? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You claim to be a geek/nerd, but yet you have a 6 digit slashdot userid (129189). How do you explain this discrepency?

      Some of us waited forever to register on Slashdot - were weren't gonna register for nuthin' on the web.

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    32. Re:A true geek? by mink · · Score: 1

      We want Information! Information! Information!

      I wish now a days we had a show as good as the Prisoner was. WEll it wasnt a great show, but it kept you watching and wanting.

      I wonder if anyone has the ability to make a good new show that looks at a subject differently . In the case of The Prisoner, it was "What happens when a secret agent retires". There are plenty other ideas I think that have not been explored in the same way.

      Now just tell me! Why did you resign?

      Be seeing you.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  44. Re:Cpt. Picard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahaha someone marked this troll.. dude what kind of idiot are you. SHUT UP WESLEY was one of the most famous sentences said by picard.

  45. Creating Your Own Geek Culture by trilks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you find it interesting/annoying/strange/etc. participating in the geek culture (i.e. being a geek), while at the same time being such a recognisible influence or member of that same culture? For example, say you go to a ST convention. What does it feel like to sort of admire or follow such a phenomenon, but at the same time you are thinking "Yea, I remember when Pat Stewart and I did that scene." I guess it just seems that you might have a different experience than most of us /.ers, in that we are more observers than contributors.

    Hope that makes sense. Cheers for responding to the /. community!

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    You won't hate yourself in the morning if you don't get up before noon.
  46. Re:SERIOUS QUESTION: Freedom for Tibet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go talk to MCA and leave me alone!

  47. Residuals by WombatControl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actors get a certain amount of money from DVD sales, rebroadcast rights, etc, dictated on a sliding scale by the Screen Actors Guild. Eventually if an actor gets enough work, the residuals alone can (almost) pay the bills - assuming of course that you get enough roles to start getting a decent amount of income.

    I can't speak for Wil, but I'd imagine having a reoccurring role on one of the most popular TV series ever probably generates a decent amount of income from residuals. Certainly for someone like Bruce Campbell, who's done tons of work over the years, he's probably decently well off.

  48. Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is Wil Wheaton and why should we care? Why does a job as a supporting character in an old TV Show justify more than once apperance on /. ? He's written 2 books... thats nice. I know a lot of people who have published books and collectively they have made a profit of $43. Why is this on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      I think he is popular not only because he was on TNG, but he survived being a Child Actor and became a successful Geek. Not many child actors make it through without problems -- some get into trouble with drugs, others just never do well in adult life. There are other exceptions -- Shirley Temple and Ron Howard just to name two. At the other end of the spectrum you have Dana Plato and Jonathan Brandis (Lucas Wolenczak from SeaQuest) who are no longer around.

      Wil, on the other hand, has ended up living a fairly normal life -- A Wife, Kids, a house, and well, a life.

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    2. Re:Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by MushMouth · · Score: 0, Troll

      Exactly how is he successful? It seems to me all he has done is gotten people to pay him for a b-rate acting job. There are a lot more child actors who do live a good life after they are no longer acting than those who do not, it's just they don't make it in the papers, because there isn't any reason to put them there. The fact that Weaton lets the slashdot geeks fawn all over him for doing nothing is pretty sad.

    3. Re:Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about that kid who played the alien child thing (the bald one) on Star Trek: TOS? He went on and became successful!

    4. Re:Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Shatner isn't it?!

    5. Re:Wil Wheaton vs. Paris Hilton by Asriel86 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they made so little money because they are poor writers? Nonsense, the man is keeping them down. Honestly, how many celebrities out there are there who publicly label themselves as a techno geek, who visit sites like TotalFark and /.? Wil is a greak, funny writer who isn't full of himself, and the most famous blogger on the net. I don't give a crap about Star Trek, Wil is my favorite nonfiction writer, and he gets bonus points for being in Stand By Me (amazing movie, btw). No need to get into a jealous hissyfit.

  49. Who is your daddy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and what does he do?

    1. Re:Who is your daddy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to ask you a bunch of a questions and I want them answered immediately!

  50. MODS: Read the previous interview first! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some of the questions being asked are similar to ones answered in the previous interview. Mod up something else, please.

  51. San Andreas? by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 1

    What voice is he in San Andreas? I'm in the middle of it now, I've heard Samuel Jackson, James Woods, that bald geek guy from MIB and Mr. Show (Bob Odenkirk? Or is the other one), but I didn't notice Wil's voice... I wasn't listening for it either though...

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  52. Embracing the future (and finding out it's Trek) by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years ago William Shatner published a book in which he examined the influence Star Trek has had on the pace, direction and inspiration of modern invention as based on all that cool stuff we saw on Star Trek. For example, quantum teleportation is now a reality (though only for one particle at a time, we have flip-open communicators, Vocera has voiced activated comm-badges for sale, et cetera).

    To what degree to you feel Star Trek is shaping our technological future, and is this necessarily a good thing?

  53. I dig your Mom. by Danborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the whole world wants to know..... any Oedipus action with Gates McFadden? (C'mon Will, surely you at least thought about it.)

    1. Re:I dig your Mom. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall a post somewhere about this very topic. The phrase to look for is "a diamond class erection buried to the hilt inside of big red."

      I... I can't really add to that, really.

    2. Re:I dig your Mom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was gonna ask this one too... she's hot! I'm rather partial to the Tasha Yar character as well, she looks just like the 30 y/o divorcee I was hooked up with when I was 19.

  54. When will you start doing the voices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for cartoons and anime? (After all, where else can you be actor and where comfortable clothes at the same time?)

    1. Re:When will you start doing the voices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might as well tell myself "RTFA" -- I just saw the part about cartoons. Just ignore my previous post.

  55. Politics and Hollywood - from WW's perspective? by Zondar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wil,

    We in the non-Hollywood scene see a fair number of outspoken individuals on one side of the political spectrum, a few on the other, and it *always* gets press anytime anyone on either side speaks out about any political issue.

    Having seen it from the inside, how pervasive is politics in the workplace in the projects you've been involved in? Is it something that comes up every once in a while, like the rest of us, during office discussions... or is it something more "tangible", where you basically know where everyone around you stands - and you'd better hope you either stand the same way or don't say much?

    Have you ever felt pressure from someone with regard to politics? Have you ever felt that your political viewpoint would affect your chances of working on a project?

    Thanks!

  56. You said anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many monkeys could you fit into a standard VW camper van - without knocking them unconscious - and still take a 20 minute drive in full control of the vehicle?

  57. The air up there... by Matey-O · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, how does it feel to be one of the few that get asked to do a SECOND interview with Slashdot?

    (I think i speak for a lot of us here that take great pleasure in watching your continued successes, keep up the outstanding work.)

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    "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    1. Re:The air up there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not one of the few that got asked to do a second interview with Slashdot... just one of the few that responded...

    2. Re:The air up there... by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is how does it feel to be asked for a third slashdot interview.

    3. Re:The air up there... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I personally wouldn't mind a semi regular event springing from this. It would be like having a celebrity regular. Every now and then we'd have a story devoted to him. And people would have to agree (or be modded accordingly) to not pester him in other stories.

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  58. Basic question by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Why?

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  59. Would you... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Would you like to play the bad guy (in a movie, series, etc.)?

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    "All you have to do is be fragile and grateful. So stay the underdog." Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
  60. Alright then. by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what is sex like?

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    Blearf. Blearf, I say.
    1. Re:Alright then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meiosis or mitosis?

    2. Re:Alright then. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      With a name like "MadFarmAnimalz", wouldn't you know? ;)

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    3. Re:Alright then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is sex like?

      Dude, he's married. He doesn't remember.

  61. Which Saves the Day the Most? by Superfreaker · · Score: 1, Funny

    Phase Shifting or Changing Modulation?

    1. Re:Which Saves the Day the Most? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Phase Shifting or Changing Modulation?

      +1 Funny
      -1 Overrated


      Sounds more like changing moderation to me....

    2. Re:Which Saves the Day the Most? by crgrace · · Score: 1

      Reversing the polarity.

  62. Personal Time With Bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Shatner Slashdot interview a couple of years ago, you asked him if you were cool. He replied, "We are so cool, we're beyond cool...I look forward to some personal time with you."

    Did you two ever get that personal time together?

  63. Writing? by Glitch010101 · · Score: 1

    Now that you're an accomplished writer, do you ever have the urge to pen new Star Trek material in the hopes of producing it, or have you let that part of your life go with the transition away from being an actor first?

    If you were to produce something, would you want to make a more independent project, or work once again with Berman, et al?

  64. Geek code by RangerRick98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you were compiling your geek code, did you get a kick out of the fact that you could put a $ after "t"?

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    "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older."
    1. Re:Geek code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would be even more amusing if he had something like t---$

    2. Re:Geek code by CComMack · · Score: 1

      I believe t---$ is claimed already by William Fucking Shatner.

  65. I Got One by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Since you read Slashdot regularly, why do I need an askslashdot to ask you a question? Can't I just ask you a question in the forums or via E-Mail? Is this some sort of Slashdot version of the Daily Show's "Interviews I Could Get"?

    Oh by the way, my room mate was dissing on you the other day. I told her that you were really cool because you read slashdot, but she remains unconvinced for some reason. Are you doing something else that I can point her at that will improve your street cred in her eyes?

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:I Got One by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 0
      ...that I can point her at that will improve your street cred in her eyes?

      Tell her about his massive cock.

      oh no wait, that was Scott Baio

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    2. Re:I Got One by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      That's a pretty harsh tone to take with Wil over something like that. The guy is entitled to not make himself 100% available to the public. God knows I wouldn't want to deal with all the email that would flood in daily. But I'd feel bad about getting it filtered out because I would want to respect my fans. This is probably his polite way of keeping in touch with the rest of the community (which he is a regular member of despite his status) in a fashion that also manages the reality of him needing to enforce such restrictions.

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  66. Drink by say__10 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is Wil Wheatons drink of choice?(alcoholic) P.S. Do not say synthahol.

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    Home of the midwest loser - www.say-10.net
  67. Clever Nick Name by thelenm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How did you come up with such a clever nickname?

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  68. Simple question... don't be PC by ellem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seven of Nine
    or
    Uhura

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    This .sig is fake but accurate.
    1. Re:Simple question... don't be PC by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      Dude! You forgot T'Pol aka '36 of D'.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:Simple question... don't be PC by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      These seem like two random names pulled out of the air. I'm curious: what makes it an interesting question?

    3. Re:Simple question... don't be PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid. OP takes OLD SCHOOL Star Trek Hottie and NEW(er) SCHOOL Star Trek Hottie and asks Star Trek Cast Memeber to choose one. This question is interesting on about 59 levels BEFORE you add the Howard Stern Factor.

  69. In all seriousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you please just fade away into (further) obscurity already? Really.

    No pun intended.

  70. Where are the Good Questions? by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As of this moment, my question to Mr. Wheaton: What's it like to do a /. interview where the top 10 questions were modded at level 2? (the only 5s are "funny").

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  71. Other jobs by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    The other day I was channel surfing, and I bumped into Deep Core. At first I thought it was a Star Trek episode, because Terry Farrell was in it too. Do you find that directors/producers want to team you up with other ST:TNG cast members when you go looking for work?

    (Incidentally, it was pretty clear that your character was going to die when the mission commander was looking for someone to "help" fix the cheesy exposed u-joint. I was kinda hoping for rubber-suited lava monsters, but no dice ...)

  72. Your future? by identity0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It occurs to me that you're not much older than I am, and probobly younger than most people on Slashdot. Do you ever find yourself wondering, "What will I do with the rest of my life"? Do you have a plan for your life, or are you just making it up as you go along?

    Does having had a career and achived fame(at least among us geeks) at a young age give you a different outlook on life than the rest of us young folk, who are just getting out of school and looking to start a career? And any advice to us geeks seeking a family and job would be appreciated : )

    Oh, and on a lighter note - you may be a famous actor and author, Wil Wheaton - but I still have a lower Slashdot ID than you! Take that! : )

    1. Re:Your future? by arodland · · Score: 1

      Younger than most people on slashdot? I think you massively underestimate the strength of the 13-to-18 contingent around here. They may not be, in general, the most useful members, but there are more than enough of them.

    2. Re:Your future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf id pwn you in CS shut up dont dis me cuzim only 14

  73. Like Rush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Rush seems to be a favorite or atleast an acknoledged band here, having many Sci-Fi songs, as well as songs dealing with personal freedom. So do you like Rush?

  74. Always wondered by kenelbow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where do babies come from?

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    What witty sig? I can't be witty, I'm a Methodist.
    1. Re:Always wondered by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Borg maturation chambers. Duh.

  75. Beat it into the ground... by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 1

    0s or 1s?

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    WWJD...For a Klondike Bar?
  76. l00nix!! by ZenPirate · · Score: 1

    What's your linux distro of choice these days? It should be Ubuntu, if it isn't already.

  77. How to be a "real" actor/writer/speaker/artist? by Silas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hi Wil. I know you're not about dwelling in the past when it comes to your acting career, but I did want to say that I think "Young Harry Houdini" is an oft-overlooked film that you should be very proud of. Okay, so maybe I was only like 10 when I saw it, but as an amateur magician it really had an effect on me, and I thank you for your role in it.

    A related question then: What advice can you give (beyond saying "be born with raw talent") to folks like yourself who see themselves as creative types with an interest in acting, writing, speaking - the public arts, if you will - but who also don't want to tread the over-worn path of mainstream media and every other Hollywood actor-wannabe? You seem to have done an exceptional job being a part of the underculture - sci-fi TV, self-publishing, blogging, small theater, etc., so it would seem you have some insight into how to participate in these arts without becoming corrupted by the process of getting involved.

    Thanks!
    Silas

    1. Re:How to be a "real" actor/writer/speaker/artist? by rnd() · · Score: 1

      The Young Houdini was awesome!

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      Amazing magic tricks

  78. Somebody has to... by starseeker · · Score: 1

    What's your longest run of posts that all got modded +5, and has anyone ever beaten it? ;-)

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    "I object to doing things that computers can do." -- Olin Shivers, lispers.org
    1. Re:Somebody has to... by artifex2004 · · Score: 1
      What's your longest run of posts that all got modded +5, and has anyone ever beaten it? ;-)


      What's his blog post count up to, now? :)
  79. Appear as character other that Wesley Crush by metoc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have you considered appearing on Enterprise as a character other that Wesley Crusher? An alien with plenty of makeup. Klingon anyone.

  80. Dealing with Internet hatred by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I read Just a Geek, I was struck by the similarity between the reaction to your 25 August 2001 WWdN post (A Look Inside My Mind) and the reaction to the Slashdot and Fark stories about my TRON costume. The 26 August 2001 post (My Velouria) was something I could have written, at least in tone if not in details, if I were half the writer you are.

    What would you tell the anonymous, average geek who has Internet fame suddenly dropped on him? How would you help him get through the flood of negativity and get to the point where he can ignore the naysayers and just have fun?

    --
    Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
    1. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Are you... by chance... this guy?

      Awesome.

    2. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yup, that is indeed me.

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      Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
    3. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Nomeko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I know this don't belong here, but it needs to be said. Dude, you're cool! If not for making the Tron suit, at least for standing up for yourself. I salute you! (oh.. and you met wil wheaton?)

    4. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Finuvir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Welcome to my friends list. That costume rules. As for your first question (which I'm going to answer from the position of no experience and not having been asked) you should probably forget about anonymous Slashbots and Farkers. They insult 101 people before breakfast. All I see is Wil Wheaton, resident really cool guy, being pleased to be seen with you; isn't that what matters here? I guess you just have to consider whose opinion you value most.

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      Why is anything anything?
    5. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a MUCH larger set of steelies than ABOUT 99% of the others in here. Myself included.

      While the rest made fun of you. You *DID* what you wanted. The rest are pissed they can not peal themselves away long enough from the keyboard to do it...

      Or you could look at it that you brought joy to the world of people whos only lot in life is to make fun of others? Course that puts you at their level. Which you are above...

      After all you did it for yourself not them right? RIGHT?

    6. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by ValourX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interesting question, but it probably won't make the cut. Makes for interesting discussion though, so as someone who gets flamed hard about three times per week in multiple venues, I can offer these points:

      1. The angry corrector. Sometimes the flamers tell you something you need to know, like when you say something that is wrong. For this reason, you should read as many comments as you can unless they're obvious trolls.

      2. Special needs posters. The people who sling nasty personal attacks are mentally ill and in search of attention. Think "toddler tantrom," if you have any child experience. Best to give them a time out by ignoring them.

      3. The perfessers. Some people just want others to think they are smart, so they find one little point somewhere in what you've written and they pontificate about how this tangential fact ruins the whole article, and much they know and you don't, etc. etc. -- basically this is article envy. They're pissed that you have the attention and they do not.

      4. Ugly Americans. American culture encourages people to tear down those in the limelight, those who shine brighter, those with more money, etc., even if these properties are only perceptions. In other words, if you envy, attack. (Yes I am an American, no I do not hate America; this is merely an observation of one of the negative points of the society I live in).

      After you start recognizing the archetypes of online trolls/flamers/lusers/etc, they seem much less intimidating. Write what you would want to read, post what you would want to comment on, and ignore the idiots of the world. Do more costumes and if you really enjoy it, the joy of creating a good costume, documenting it, winning awards, and getting positive comments far outweighs the mild frustration of reading the negative comments.

      -Jem
    7. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your nuts were all squished in that crevice in your outfit. they have cups for that, and dance belts you know. that is *funny*. Laugh with them, and they won't be laughing at you.

    8. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU ROCK HARD!!!!!

    9. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I realize that I have little experience with the kind of flaming you must get. However, I think the easiest method would be to just ignore it, and implement measures that help you ignore it.

      And as a personal aside, while I did openly laugh at you with my friends, I do have to concede that it was a bitchin concept and I couldn't have done anything NEAR that myself. Kudos on that.

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    10. Re:Dealing with Internet hatred by Foole · · Score: 1

      American culture encourages people to tear down those in the limelight

      It's called Tall Poppy Syndrome and it is definitely not limited to Americans.

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      This is not a turnip.
  81. Starting/Participating in an open source project? by suso · · Score: 1

    Have you every considered starting or participating in an open source software project?

    I'm not sure whether you already have or not so appologies if you already have.

  82. Diplomacy question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can US foriegn policy be reconciled with the prime directive?

  83. Just tell us ANYTHING about... by csoto · · Score: 0

    Ashley Judd. Man, oh man. Details, please, even seemingly insignifcant ones :)

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  84. groupies by microcars · · Score: 1

    are they better in Hollywood/TV-land or Geekdom?

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  85. My question for Wil: by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    My sister is 28 years old, has just graduated in acting and has moved from London (UK) to Hollywood to try and start an acting career.

    What advice would you give her and does she honestly stand a reasonable chance?

    It seems to me that to make it big in Hollywood, you have to be groomed from birth, be in the right family and/or have all the right connections made...

    1. Re:My question for Wil: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It seems to me that to make it big in Hollywood, you have to be groomed from birth, be in the right family and/or have all the right connections made...

      ... or suck a mean dick...

      Which do you think most likely?

  86. Good god, man. by TellarHK · · Score: 1

    Is this what Slashdot is degenerating into now that all the Half-Life 2 and World of Warcraft news for the day has been exhausted? Interviewing semi-regular Slashdot posters? It's "journalistic" cannibalization on a pathetic scale! Wil, we know you post here. You've posted on this topic already for chrissakes!

    And you've not only been through a Slashdot interview before, you're One Of Us(tm). You must be a hell of a masochist to do it twice. Anyhow, here's my post-rant question.

    Since you've had two non-fiction autobiographical books published already, have you ever considered working on any fictional work? Does that urge to write ever rise to the surface, like it did with The Man Formerly Known As WFS and the TekWar series?

    1. Re:Good god, man. by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Merciful $DEITY, I'd hope not... because I'd hope Wil would do one hell of a lot better than WFS managed.

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  87. hey willow by felch+me · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm still waiting for you to come to mason city and cut my throat open, you has-been yellowtoothed skag.

  88. Video Game by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    You have done voice work on GTA: San Andreas, what are some of your favorite games?

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  89. Your Book Material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you use these questions in your next book will you split the profits with us?

  90. with great power comes great responsibility... by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

    ...so, do you intend to post at "automatic +5" for good, or evil?

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    and now back to the fallout shelter...
  91. Why should we give a fuck about you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  92. During the TNG:'Three Bears' episode... by mtec · · Score: 1


    ...how did you guess which of the beds was 'just right'?

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  93. Outer Limits appearance and Wesley by mjrauhal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Was your appearance in Outer Limits as the space cadet (or something like that) who ended up not so much saving the day a conscious contrast for Wesley? Was it fun playing havoc with that expected typecast?

    (I liked the episode, by the way ;)

    1. Re:Outer Limits appearance and Wesley by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1

      Was that the appearance where he was on that spaceship battling wits with the alien creature who was disguised as a human? That was an interesting story arc. I think it was two episodes with the first one having the astronaut being captured by the aliens and evidently transformed into an alien. The second story had Wil as a cadet on the ship and trying to set the ship to deliver the bombs onto the alien homeworld. It was a cool episode.

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      "sweet dreams are made of this..."

  94. Here is one for you... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Do you get tired of everyone asking you questions regarding Star Trek?

  95. What if... by Lenale · · Score: 1

    Despite my mum always telling me not to wonder about "what if"'s... If you had had a 'normal' childhood, would you have gone to college straight after grammar school, and if so, what subject would you have prefered to read?

  96. what kind of hard core non treckie fans do you get by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you get drunk white trash from stand by me? Cause thats scarier than a treckie any day.. or what about latin american freedom fighters stalking you? Toy soldiers was my favoritte movie growing up? Honestly, I'm guessing that you probably have a huge number of people on the street come up and ask if you were Wesley Crusher, but do people come up and recognize you from other movies?

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    What are we going to do tonight Brain?
  97. Space baby by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You grew up with space around you, have you considered going back?

    Would you go up on SpaceShipOne, or would you prefer to keep your feet firmly on the ground?

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    liqbase :: faster than paper
  98. How did you meet your wife? by jpegNY · · Score: 1

    My question is how did you end up meeting your wife? (Sorry if this is detailed in your Just a geek book, currently only have Dancing Barefoot which is great, plan to buy other book next month when I will have time to read it)

  99. A personal question by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wil, can you lift the restraining order? Please? I just want to talk. I've been on my meds this time.

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  100. how about that girl on the Dauphin episode? by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    Man, I just caught that STNG episode "the Dauphin" on Tivo the other day. That girl you kissed at the end was probably the hottest woman they ever had on that whole show. For this, you deserve way more stud points than Picard and Riker combined. Kudos, my friend.

    If you could tell us a little more about anything that might have happened behind the scenes, that would be very appreciated.

    1. Re:how about that girl on the Dauphin episode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently her name is Jaime Hubbard. Don't know anything else about her, though.

    2. Re:how about that girl on the Dauphin episode? by AbraCadaver · · Score: 1

      My god, yes! I saw that episode when I was a bit younger (I'm the same age as Wil, it turns out) and wow, I ended up sketching her while the show was on. Anyway, I had kinda forgotten about that episode, but I have no doubts that that one show added to my collective unconscious "ideal" woman. Hmmm... wonder if she's single nowadays... Think she reads slashdot? :P

  101. Homegrown Desktop Video by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi Wil,

    In the last episode of Ask Wil Wheaton, you said that you were hoping to produce some of your own video stuff with a tool like iMovie. I'm interested if there's any progress on that front, but that's not my question, really...

    Recently, my hometown was host to a Tromafest of local filmmakers strutting their sometimes trashy but always dedicated homegrown video and film projects. Some were feature-length opuses, others were short flash animations or sketch comedy types. I was really impressed with the quality that went into some of the projects, especially since everyone was professional at heart if not in portfolio.

    So the question is: Do you get approached to work on video projects of the independant, micro-budget stripe? What kind of considerations do you.. um... consider... if/when such a project comes your way? Any thoughts you may have about independent filmmaking's strengths and weaknesses on the production side of the equation would be appreciated as well.

    Thanks!

  102. My question for Wil. by micromuncher · · Score: 1

    Dear Wil.

    What was it like working with Ashley Judd? Was there any chemistry there?

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  103. OS Preference...? by brasten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Windows, Linux, Unix, Mac OS X?....

    LCARS...?

    1. Re:OS Preference...? by clandestine_nova · · Score: 1

      He's Wil Wheaton, so obviously his only choice would be his own OS.

      --
      Discworld.
    2. Re:OS Preference...? by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      LCARS is an interface, dude

      *sob* I just said that, didn't I?

      --
      "The dew has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning"
    3. Re:OS Preference...? by brasten · · Score: 1

      I hate to be the first to tell you this... ... but LCARS doesn't ACTUALLY exist. Neither does the Enterprise. I'm sorry. Only on slashdot would I get corrected about LCARS. :)

    4. Re:OS Preference...? by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      No, I reckon alt.fan.star-trek would probably be fairly harsh about it too :)

      --
      "The dew has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning"
    5. Re:OS Preference...? by brasten · · Score: 1

      Good point.. :)

    6. Re:OS Preference...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I fire up a couple Star Trek games (Either Elite Forces or Starchip Creator) I get a voice message about initializing LCARS and it uses an interface called that.

  104. Robin Leffler by cosjef · · Score: 1

    Inquiring minds want to know, Will...Did you hook up with uber-hottie Ashley Judd during the filming of the STTNG virtual-reality porno helmet episode?

  105. Bigshot Actor to Bigshot Author by Asriel86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the book I reverently refer to now as JAG, you speak of getting off your "Hey, I'm an actor! Get me a scone!" high-horse and being... JAG. Now that your books have hit a noteable success, have you had any close encounters with turning into Mr. "Hey, I'm an author! Get me a crumpet!"?

    Are your friends, fans, and family helping you keep a level head?

  106. Sic balls! by Poseidon88 · · Score: 1

    Do you ever have nightmares about leeches?

  107. So here you are... by Neurowiz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's not a lot of questions that someone could ask that a stroll through your blog archives wouldn't answer. You're a family man, you've gone through some really harsh, but introspective good times and you've created a career where you get to be creative, filling your geek quota and doing what you started out doing - entertaining.

    There are probably just as many people in acting, as well as in any job, that struggle with identity, like you did. They struggle with expectations, they struggle with defining who they are or struggle with exceeding/overcoming definitions that have been put on them. You've answered this in several ways in your book, but if you could summarize - just what the hell did you learn - and if you could be a mentor like Stewart/Frakes were to you - what would you share/teach the budding actors/actresses/geeks/geekettes?

    What do you want your legacy to be? And how will you share it?

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    Neurowiz
  108. What kind of mace is that? by artifex2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not mace. Here's Mace.

    (Okay, but it was funny when I imagined Wil on the street reaching behind him as he's facing down an army of Hell's Angels grannies.
    Bonus: when they get tired, he can ask them if they're feeling Windu'd, yet.)

    1. Re:What kind of mace is that? by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      It may be because I'm tired, but you had me literally laughing out loud. Alas, I have no mod points, so it's thorougly useless to even post this. ..and yet I'm doing so anyway. Imagine that...

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    2. Re:What kind of mace is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooo, posts are never useless, for everyone always reads all followups, right? :-)

  109. Talk Shows by chaffed · · Score: 1

    I cringe when I flip past VH1 on the television. It's always where are they now. Most of the time it's a tragic story.

    However I think in your case a "catchup interview" on a morning show or a late night would be greatly welcomed.

    This brings me to my questions. Have you had offers to appear on shows such as NBC's today show or CBS's Late night with Dave Letterman? If so did you turn them down and why? If you have not been offered do you feel that there is a stigma around you? Could it be something a kin to black ball in the 1930's?

    I enjoy your blog and I wish I could have made your reading in Portland, OR a few months back.

    --
    What could possibly go wrong?
  110. Production by Belseth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever considered jumping the fence and Writing and Directing for a change?

  111. Just not up against Rodman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you see how he lost it when playing the championship table??

    and then there was the joking about how long a fight would last between Rodman and Dogie Howser (Neil P. Harris)... someone said 5 secs and everyne laughed - then Neil said, "yeah, I could kick Dennis' ass in 5 seconds"... the look Rodman gave Neil would crush most people. no sense of haha that man.

  112. Re:San Andreas? by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 1

    This isn't a question for Wil, btw: anyone, feel free to answer this one :)

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  113. Normal routine? by hkb · · Score: 1

    I never saw you as Wesley Crusher or whoever. I don't like Star Trek, nor any sci-fi/fantasy stuff. I remember you vaguely from Stand By Me and I find your blog entertaining and interesting on the rare occasion I have time in my life and get bored.

    My question is: What's an average day in the life of Wil Wheaton like? What do you eat, what do you do?

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  114. Why Should We Care? by Soong · · Score: 1

    Justify your celebrity status. What's so great about your life or what you have to say that people should read and take note?

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  115. I wonder... by catdevnull · · Score: 1



    Did Wil ever have a crush on Gates McFadden or Counselor "Cleavage" Marina Sirtis or Denise "Centerfold" Crosby?

    It probably wasn't easy going through puberty around all that hottiness on the set. Then again, I'm probably the only one who had a thing for Dr. Crusher.

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    1. Re:I wonder... by brassman · · Score: 1
      Then again, I'm probably the only one who had a thing for Dr. Crusher.

      Hey, GET BACK IN LINE! I saw her first!

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  116. Is there a Lars Ulrich of TV and Movies? by Linuxathome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There isn't as vocal of an opponent to movie and TV show filetrading as Lars Ulrich of Metallica was during the Napster heydays (music filetrading). What's the general attitude among actors and other peons of the industry towards filetrading? Are they worried about their jobs as the MPAA wants us all to believe (filetrader and non-filetrader alike)?

    1. Re:Is there a Lars Ulrich of TV and Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Governor Arny is any indication, actors are more concerned about their jobs being outsourced to Canada and New Zealand.

  117. Hollywood by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You've done work for the EFF and digital rights. What if anything has Hollywood done to let you know the "error" of your ways?

  118. Excuse Me? by blackmonday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wil, whats it like to have sex...with a woman?

  119. Have you been typecast? by eigerface · · Score: 0

    Or alternately...

    Have you not been considered for any interesting roles because of your "goody-goody" appearance?

  120. Re:More importantly, what would you ask Ceren? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about pics of the other girls in the poll? I can only find about 10 pics of mercatur on the web.

  121. Three part question: by Zlurg · · Score: 1

    1) How do you feel about people who use their celebrity to force-feed Their Brand Of Opinion to the proles ?

    2) What do you think of celebrities' avocations when they run so much more popular that what gave them their celebrity status?

    3) Why do ex-celebrity opinions carry more weight than the exact same opinions from, say, a totally common-man citizen?

    And, yes, BTW, I think you're a fucking asshole. That doesn't invalidate my questions in the slightest.

  122. wood on set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the episode that killed me was the one where Wil and Ashley Judd saved everyone.

    She was so hot. Unbelievably hot.

    I don't see how he could stand it.

    So the question, did you ever end up with wood on set? (like those embarrasing times in highschool)

    1. Re:wood on set by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      So the question, did you ever end up with wood on set? (like those embarrasing times in highschool)

      And now we know why they switched from LycraSpandex uniforms to woolen uniforms in Season 3.

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  123. Who would win in a fight... by Aeonite · · Score: 1

    You or Neil Patrick Harris (aka Doogie Howser, M.D.)?

    In-character, or out, your choice.

  124. So..how does this work..exactly? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    With Wil being a poster here?

    I mean, couldn't EVERY day be a q/a session with him ( modded offtopic, of course )?

    I am so confused.

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  125. Re:More importantly, what would you ask Ceren? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hairy hippie girls who act really sexual turn me off, I don't know about you.

  126. Obligatory "Stupid" Question by akiy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Aren't you that guy in that movie?

    Hope you're doing well, Wil.

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  127. Do you ever fantisize... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Of Beverly Crusher giving you an invasive exam in sickbay?

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  128. Dark Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could perform one single action within your current means, which out of context means nothing to anyone else, but to you it could mean the horrendous downfall of another, what would it be?

  129. Reality does not apply by waynegoode · · Score: 1

    You forgot that this is Star Trek where reality and the laws of phyics don't apply, where f = mv, not f = ma.

    If the writers wanted to do it they could have could have come up with some drivel about an inverse tachyon force field that Wesley invented at the Academy. It would have been no less plausable that a lof of other stuff they did.

    In spite of all that, I do like the series in general.

    1. Re:Reality does not apply by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1

      If the writers wanted to do it they could have could have come up with some drivel about an inverse tachyon force field that Wesley invented at the Academy. It would have been no less plausable that a lof of other stuff they did.

      Or he could have turned evil and started misusing the Traveller's power, becoming a dangerous and complicated adversary for the Enterprise (for one thing, it's not clear that they'd have the heart to try to vaporize him). Come to think of it, this is what "Star Trek: Nemesis" should have been. Kind of like Syndrome showing up to challenge Mr. Incredible: "Hey, remember me? *zzzap*"

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  130. Not with Roddenberry at the helm! by zonix · · Score: 1

    Have him be so embittered by the whole Starfleet Academy thing that he and a group of fellow disgusted cadets stole a Starfleet ship and became pirates or mercenaries. Wesley Gone Evil would have been great [...]

    Pardon, but that doesn't sound Roddenberry like to me? More Berman like, though?

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  131. Self-Doubt by WCityMike · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wil, I suppose my question for you is: although I recognize that most all of us are prone to it, why does self-doubt seem to still be an especially strong theme in your psyche, at least as I perceive it through your writing?

    You seem to doubt yourself a lot, yet you have (at least IMO) strong talents in writing, acting, and comedy, and, most importantly, an extremely loving wife and an amazing relationship with your stepchildren.

    As depicted in Dancing Barefoot and Just a Geek, you seem to have already come far in your battle against your inner doubt, yet it seems (again, just through my perception of your writing) that very often minor defeats set you back a considerable ways.

    I suppose to those of us who go through life without some of the incredible good fortune you've had (and I speak not of your acting past, but of your loving family and your recognized writing and comedic talents), it is hard to understand why your inner demons appear to still be so strong.

    1. Re:Self-Doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's just him being a geek. My wife pointed out this phenomenon to me again just today and I openly call myself a geek. It's a geek thing.

    2. Re:Self-Doubt by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1

      It's not hard for me to understand. I constantly worry, for example, that the rate of consumption of resources, plus the rate of population growth, are unsustainable, and our children and grandchildren will eventually curse us for our self-absorption and lack of caring for their future. I live in the rural South, where the drinking water is already poisoned with underground radium and petrochemical leaks.

      But I am curious to know whether there are any things that seem to help. Simply burying my head in the sand appears to be impossible for me.

  132. ST:TNG bag you lots of hotties? by dbretton · · Score: 1

    I would equate your role in ST:TNG akin to that of the base guitarist of a rock band: you're definitely in the show, but certainly not the voice.

    However, I'm sure you made some good coin and had some good times while doing the series.

    That being said, did your role bag you lots of hotties? If so, what was the most women you slept with at the same time? And where?

    This will help the /. audience rate your coolness.

    Below is the official slashdot simul-sexcapade-meter:

    0 = /.'er
    1 = OK
    1 supermodel = Dammn
    2 = You da man
    3 = You are Zod, and I kneel before you!
    4+ = You either have a damn big bed, or a midget fetish! Hoo-aahh!

    And you earn the title of Capn Stabbin if you did it on set!

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  133. Residuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much do you get a year now from 4 seasons of Star Trek TNG and how has this changed over time?

  134. Opinion About Star Trek by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1

    My question, good sir comes in three parts (well, four):

    Knowing what you know about the inside of the Star Trek Mega Juggernaught that is Paramount :

    Do you think that Paramount will/would do another Star Trek:TNG Movie?

    If so, what are the chances that a good script would be picked?

    and finally, would you like to be in it ? How big of part do you think they'd let you play? :)

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  135. Ooh, Oooh! I have one! Pick Me! by jamonterrell · · Score: 0

    Didn't you used to be an actor?

    j/k. I'm actually a geek without being a star trek fan, if that's possible, so, sorry, didn't know who you were before the /. post. I did, however, enjoy the story on your site :-) I particularly liked the way you told the story better than the story itself, especially the line about not thinking about hooters girls.

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    1. Re:Ooh, Oooh! I have one! Pick Me! by piper-noiter · · Score: 1

      I can count to 1023 on my hands. Ask me about #132.

      I don't know if its original or not but I like your sig.
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  136. For those of us who aren't familiar with Star Trek by John_Booty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could you kind of sum it up for us, thematically and plot-wise? Also, did the show ever achieve popularity?

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  137. Mod Parent Up by temojen · · Score: 1

    I'm not an aspiring actor, but that would be cool. I'd be way better than a book by some mega star, or a total unknown.

  138. When will we see you by dbretton · · Score: 1


    On Celebrity Poker Showdown?

  139. See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    well, not -just- the macing bits

    Speak for yourself. I'd pay good money to watch Wil mace some fanboy that wouldn't leave him alone. It'd be loads better then most of the drek they gave him to do on that show. Good talent wasted by idiots that didn't know what to do with him....

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    1. Re: See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil. by Drachemorder · · Score: 2, Funny
      " I'd pay good money to watch Wil mace some fanboy that wouldn't leave him alone."

      I'd pay better money if it were a REAL mace rather than the self-defense spray.

    2. Re: See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil. by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno. Yeah, Wil's a blogger, "one of us" etc - but some of his early scenes on TNG were even more unwatchable than those of the other characters, and that's saying something. He got a *lot* better in the last couple seasons - again, even more so than the other characters, and that's also saying something. But to claim that Wil had a vast acting talent that somehow went unrecognized - well, I just don't see it.

      -Graham

    3. Re: See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil. by tylernt · · Score: 1

      "rather than the self-defense spray"

      Oh, don't pass off the self-defense stuff so quickly. Getting blasted with 5 million SHU is enough to ruin anyone's day.

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    4. Re: See, -this- is what makes you cool, Wil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. He should be doing hard time for that toy soldiers movie.

  140. Not sure I should ask this... by Psychotext · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but my wife say's you're sexy. How much to take her off my hands? :)

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    1. Re:Not sure I should ask this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

      If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

      You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.

      In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

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    2. Re:Not sure I should ask this... by IainHere · · Score: 1

      ...but my wife say's you're sexy. How much to take her off my hands? :)
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      And the award for "Sig Most Twisted in Meaning by the Post's Context" goes to...

    3. Re:Not sure I should ask this... by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      I know. I was in a rush because I didn't want her to see me typing it. :)

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    4. Re:Not sure I should ask this... by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      lmao. That's pretty cool. I know, people in glass houses and all that. I noticed it as soon as I'd posted it, but in fairness I was trying to type it as quickly as possible.

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  141. IMDB is your friend by hpulley · · Score: 1

    See Wil's entry in the IMDB which lists him as Richard Burns. If you'd read Wil's blog entry, you'd know this part was of a news reporter.

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  142. Re:More importantly, what would you ask Ceren? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take out the "hairy" part, since I don't see anything that would indicate hairiness, and I'm alllllllll for it.

  143. Dread Pirate Wesley by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see, he could be shanghaid by a rogue pirate who teaches him the trade while telling each night, "Have a good sleep, for more likely than not I'll kill you in the morning" and then retires, leaving Wesley the ship and crew.

    Wesley could then return to Starfleet headquarters, looking for his true love (an upperclassmen he met during his brief time at the acadamy) only to discover that she has become betrothed to an evil planetary governor who, unbeknownst to her, has ambitions to take over neighboring star systems and start interstellar war.

    After being left for dead after being tortured using an octopus like extra-terrestrial creature that attaches its tentacles to major nerve bundles by the governor's minions. The purpose of the torture was to gain the vital "warp energy" that Wesley has learned to harness so the governor's assassins, can more through space like ghosts. Wesley rebuilds his strength and storms the governor's stronghold only to find out that the governor is his long believed dead father.

    In the climactic battle, Wesley defeats, but does not kill his father. Wesley's true love does kill Wesley's father in a pique at being used to draw Wesley in. In his dying breath, Wesley's father renounces his evil and Wesley gives him the full starfleet funeral that he deserves.

    Wesley realizes that he has evolved beyond common man and despite his feelings for the girl resumes his wandering of the universe, looking for wrongs to right and balances to be restored.

    Hey, it's better than anything Rick Berman has produced in the last 10 years.

    myke

    1. Re:Dread Pirate Wesley by Walrus99 · · Score: 1

      This plot been done before, in fact apparently 1000 times before: Hero With A Thousand Faces

      And I think someone has already done a science fiction version of it.

      Sidenote (spoiler): Palpatine is Anakin's father. See first link above.

    2. Re:Dread Pirate Wesley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      titled "The Princess Leia Bride", perhaps?

    3. Re:Dread Pirate Wesley by thanasakis · · Score: 1

      looking for wrongs to right and balances to be restored

      Yes, I can see it in my head:

      KUNG FU: The next generation

      The great great grandson of Quai Chang Kane walks out of the past....

  144. WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "So if George W. Bush wins, I will sit down, and I will cry. I will cry for my children, who will most certainly face a military draft, and I will cry for my country, because I believe that America can, and must, do better than George W. Bush."

    Wil Wheaton.

    1. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      "So if George W. Bush wins, I will sit down, and I will cry. I will cry for my children, who will most certainly face a military draft, and I will cry for my country, because I believe that America can, and must, do better than George W. Bush."

      And did you?

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    2. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because GWB is the worst thing to happen to this country in it's young life. Is there any more reason needed?

    3. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't he say this? Any educated person would.

    4. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1
      Because GWB is the worst thing to happen to this country in it's young life I've just about had it with crap like this. What is the freaking basis for statements like this? Because I still haven't heard the first rational explanation for mindless, stupid, idiotic assertions like this. I wish everyone who made statements like this would GET A BRAIN! And then start using it!

      And I don't even LIKE Dubya.

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    5. Re:WHY DID YOU SAY THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NEWSFLASH: According to his website Wil Wheaton only has his HS diploma. Not what I'd call educated.

  145. Wil - Why is it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That I STILL can't stand you and think you're such a poseur dork?

    Same goes for your followers.

    Oh yeah, and why is your name missing an "l"?

  146. Secret Societies by Little+Brother · · Score: 2, Funny
    Troubleshooter! Your job was to terminate all commie traitors. Belonging to a secret society is treason. You have demonstrated that CleverNickName belonged to a secret society, why haven't you terminated him yet?


    Troubleshooter CLEV-R-0 please terminate traitor NE-O-5tus.


    The computer is your friend


    Trust the computer

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    1. Re:Secret Societies by Alyred · · Score: 1

      Oh man, been a long time since I heard a reference to Paranoia.
      Good work.

    2. Re:Secret Societies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Oh man, been a long time since I heard a reference to Paranoia.

      http://www.paranoia-live.net/

      There's a new edition out now.

  147. About hostility towards Wesley Crusher by ifdef · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fans have been extremely hostile towards the Wesley Crusher character (and some of it seems to have been directed towards Wil). Yet my kids thought Wesley was WONDERFUL. I think I've figured out why:

    Many fans were teenagers or even adults, and they were looking up to, and imagining themselves as, the captain or the other officers on the bridge. "This is what I want to be when I grow up" and that kind of thing. To them, Wesley was this annoying younger kid, and they resented his presence in their fantasy world.

    My kids were much younger at the time. For them, WESLEY was the character to look up to. Wesley was what they wanted to be when they got older. Wesley was the character they admired. They couldn't even imagine themselves as adults, as Star Fleet officers. Their fantasy was to be Wesley, to be a teenager on a spaceship, to be the one who was able to save the ship when even the grown-ups didn't know what to do.

    1. Re:About hostility towards Wesley Crusher by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Thats actually a pretty good theory. I've never been able to figure out why so many people hated him but I always like Wesley. Don't get me wrong, the acting wasn't spectacular (no offense Wil), but he and Riker were always my fav characters.

      I think you've hit it right on the nose there though... To some he was the whiny kid they already were and wanted to grow out of. To others of us he was the sci-fi/geek version of 'Doogie Howser', which I thought was totally radical at my young, impressionable age.

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    2. Re:About hostility towards Wesley Crusher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I actually liked him. For one, I thought he was cute (don't freak out, Wil--I'm about your age, so it was a schoolboy crush, not pedophilia). For another, when he showed up it was a good sign that a cute teenage girl was going to show up too and kiss him, and I liked that.

      Yes, this is vapid. What can I say? I was, like, 13 or so.

  148. Question: As an actor... by gessleX · · Score: 1

    I would like to first say that you and I are very similar in interests ... we are geeks and we are actors. Not often in the mainstream portrayal do the two come together. Hell, I shock people everytime I have a conversation on it. Left brain vs Right brain.

    Anyways, excluding your tenure with ACME, would you ever consider stagework to fill in the gap of filmwork and as a off-camera showcase of your talent?

    Also, I would like to extend my apologies to Anne. I have been sleeping with you for the past few nights as I try to eagerly finish "Just a Geek".

  149. Fame and accessibility to the public by H_Fisher · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While many celebrities try to isolate themselves from the public as much as possible, except for talk show visits and the like, you've taken the route of being much more responsive to your fans and the world at large - openly posting to sites like Slashdot and Fark, blogging, and all the while being very open and honest about your opinions.

    That said, (a) Do you ever regret doing so? and (b) Do you think it's fear of unstable people, overwork, or a holier-than-thou attitude toward the proles (or a combination of the three) that keeps other celebs from being as visible, open, and honest?

    I say this because I'm amazed at the down-to-Earth nature of those like yourself, J. K. Rowling, and others who aren't afraid to speak out for what they think and feel. With technology, one may wonder why others might not do so.

    Like your blog, btw. Good to see you back on /.!

    1. Re:Fame and accessibility to the public by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      To add to your list: Terry Pratchett frequently reads and posts to alt.fan.pratchett, Douglas Adams lamentably is no longer in a position to do the same on alt.fan.douglasadams, and I believe Neil Gaiman has an online journal.

      On the other hand (and to drag myself back on topic) I don't think any of them are nearly as open as Wil is on wilwheaton.net. When I first read Wil's blog I thought of it as a celebrity blog but as the years have gone by (and I've stayed glued to this uncomfortable swivel chair) it's lost its celebrity sheen in exchange for the real humanity that shows through it. Now I'm more inclined to think of people like Jeffrey Zeldman and Dave Shea as the "celebrities" in my blog aggregator, where Wil is Just a Geek.

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  150. Something Awful by spike+hay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the Somethingawful.com vs. Fark.com Photoshop contest a while back, why did you rule in favor of Fark, despite the fact that Farkers displayed extremely poor aptitude at Photoshop and made wide use of annoying cliches like Admiral Ackbar?

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    1. Re:Something Awful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are saying SA isn't guilty of the same things?

    2. Re:Something Awful by spike+hay · · Score: 0, Troll

      Give me a break. Is every other SA photoshop a fucking "It's a Trap!" witless gag?

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  151. Penguicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask him if he is going to be able to make it to Penguicon this year. We missed him last time.

  152. Shows a few times a week by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    I know it comes on at least 2 stations in Canada, CityTV and Space. Friday nights and Sun nights respectively.... With timeshifting I can watch it either 8pm Fri nights or 11pm (I think).

    Oh, I have kids, so I have no life. :)

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  153. What kind of movie would you make? by chadjg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's say that you come into posession of a large ( $100,000,000) stack of money and you have a burning desire to make a movie that you know your fellow geeks would enjoy; what would it be?

    What is missing in most movies today, if anything? Is it possible to make a geeky movie that has a chance of commercial success? Are we stuck importing Japanese anime?

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    1. Re:What kind of movie would you make? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      What is missing in most movies today, if anything? Is it possible to make a geeky movie that has a chance of commercial success?

      The Matrix.

      Have you heard of it?

      Yes, I realise it probably got lost in the memory-repression you needed to forget "The Matrix Revolutions".

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    2. Re:What kind of movie would you make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say that you come into posession of a large ( $100,000,000) stack of money and you have a burning desire to make a movie that you know your fellow geeks would enjoy; what would it be?

      'Geek Orgy'.

      $100m buys a lot of prosti.... actresses willing to do nude scenes. Plus, you could probably negotiate a bulk discount for multiple clients.

      So, you get lots of hookers, invite as many geeks as you can think of and tell them to bring their friends.

      You film the geeks getting laid for the first time in their lives (with attractive members of the appropriate sex, not other geeks). Then you give them a copy of the finished film. They can show it to their friends and say, "See! I *told* you I got laid!"

      So they'll enjoy watching it. Plus, it'll be the longest film, let alone porn film, ever made.

      Oh yeah, filming costs. Spend a few thousand on as many of the cheapest camcorders you can find and $100 on a bulk consignment of VHS-C tapes. No-one's going to complain about the quality.

    3. Re:What kind of movie would you make? by chadjg · · Score: 1

      Not that it matters, but I was thinking about an actual movie, something with a plot that matters, character development, and maybe some psycho chainsaw weilding robots, just for fun. A decent size chunk of a $100M "legitimate" movie will go to pay geeks or geek friendly people. That way our geekish friends can afford to take real women on reel dates, and have a real chance of really getting shot down. I'm still working the arm-pit of the business, local television, but I'd like to hear what a geek that actually knows something about the big leagues would do. Just my $.02.

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    4. Re:What kind of movie would you make? by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      I'd complain about the quality. Pasty white geek asses are liable to blind the viewers under fluorescent lighting and VHS! Ouch.

    5. Re:What kind of movie would you make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't complain if it was *your* pasty white ass getting laid, would you? Which was my point.

      Anyhow, the geeks could go underneath.

  154. met Wil at a book signing by dreadlock9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I met Wil back in August at Mysterious Galaxy in San Diego. He was signing copies of Just a Geek. I also got him to write his signature in my Kyocera Smartphone, using a paint program I made. I told him I wrote that paint program, and he said "wow! you're way cooler than I am". I asked if he knew any web scripting languages. He said "PHP, and just enough Perl to not screw everything up". Wil is a cool guy.

    Anyway, here is a screen capture of his signature, written with SproutPaint :)

    http://sproutworks.com/images/wilwheaton.png

    I can't think of anything better, so my question is:

    Have you done anything new with PHP and/or Perl?

  155. NetHack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you still play NetHack? What is your favourite character to play?

  156. Are people intimidated? by mcowger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People are often intimidated to ask famous people/actors/model/beautiful people to just talk. I don't mean interview style, I mean just talk.

    Are you less likely to sit down and have a beer with someone because they might turn out to be a trek-crazy, or is that more of a problem for the more famous?

  157. Funny, Insightfull and troll in the same post! by adolfojp · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dear Will,

    It has been a long time since we wanted to ask you:
    - Why am I fat!
    - Why am I bald!
    - Why am I poor!
    - Why am I old!
    Props for the ones that can find the inspiration for my silly questions ;-)

    It is easy to see why Will is such an endearing character. A child actor (I loved stand by me) and geek icon who likes to share his thoughts with anyone that cares to listen without being an asshole like the rest, is a rare find.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

    PS. I still think that you could kick Lucas Wolenczek's ass anytime. ;-)

  158. Misconceptions about tech people by mabu · · Score: 1

    Even though you claim at times you're more a "nerd wannabe" than a "nerd", you do have a unique pulpit from which you can reach many people, and an unintimidating way of communicating. Can you give us some examples of how you feel you've exploited your insight and notoriety to further ideals that you feel are important? What do you think are the most substantive misconceptions the public has about tech people?

  159. Nethack. by arose · · Score: 1

    What's your favorite Nethack class?

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  160. Your (her) children and their names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you, being Wil Wheaton, ever wonder why Wil Wheaton's step children are named seemingly after a baseball player and if Wil Wheaton's wife is a baseball fan or was it the predecessor of Wil Wheaton was who the fan of baseball, being that you are a fan of baseball and Wil Wheaton?

  161. Spirituality by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    In Just a Geek you mentioned that you might be Buddhist if you had the patience for it. I'm curious whether you've checked out any

    local
    zen
    people

    ... and I'm curious what you thought about any buddhist groups that you have checked out.

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  162. Homoerotic Fan Fiction by bob+beta · · Score: 1

    Do you have any favorite work of homoerotic fan fiction? There's quite a library of it out there on the 'net, and much of it features Wesley Yarrington.

    1. Re:Homoerotic Fan Fiction by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Oops, that's Wesley Crusher. Never can remember character names in shows I didn't watch much...

    2. Re:Homoerotic Fan Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DIE FAGGOT!!!

  163. Eh? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    > Since then his blog WWDN has allowed him a creative outlet that has made the world sit up and take notice.

    Like who?

    --
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    1. Re:Eh? by arose · · Score: 1

      Like not you!

      --
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  164. Readings from LaForge by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did Jordi ever start reading his lines, then stop and say "You can find out what happens by reading this script. So blast off to your local library today." pissing everyone else off?

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    1. Re:Readings from LaForge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some Jordi for you: http://tinyurl.com/6rj4u

    2. Re:Readings from LaForge by istewart · · Score: 1

      Does anyone ever misspell your TNG character's name in a somewhat humorous manner, or refer to you by your character's name rather than your name?

  165. Geocaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two years ago you were so excited about geocaching that you ran out and bought a GPS receiver the same day you learned about the game, and then paid for a geocaching.com membership (which is not necessary to play). But you've only found 9 caches since then, and none since January. How come? Is it too time consuming? Too much poison ivy? Or just not that much fun?

  166. Clever Nick not so clever anymore? by BrynM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Out of some curious notion, I did a web search for your /. nick (CleverNickName) just to see where else you might be posting. Turns out you have a lot of imitators. How does that make you feel? Where you aware that people are trying to imitate the real you and not the old Crusher character?

    --
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  167. What the hell, sports by Oriumpor · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ok, you often comment on your fave teams on your blog. Albeit not baseball related, anyone with a television knows about the recent violent outbusts by professional players (College Football & NBA basketball.) Have the recent events made you any less of a sports fan?

  168. P = NP? by duckpoopy · · Score: 1

    No proof necessary, just your philosophical opinion...

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    word.
  169. Why should we even want to ask you anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that this is probably going to be modded down as a troll, and if it is, so be it, but that's not my intention. What I'm wondering is, for the benefit of those that aren't familiar with your recent work, what have you been up to lately, and what should we expect to see from you in the future?

  170. so... by cpfeifer · · Score: 1

    'sup?

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  171. Surreal World? by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Have you been approached yet by the producers of Surreal World? Would you consider participating if you were approached?

  172. Linucon Write-Up by PhotonSphere · · Score: 1

    I wound up hanging out with Will the first night of Linucon and really want to know one thing - where's his write-up of his Austin Adventure?!?!?

  173. Netcom and MMOGs by SirBruce · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wil,

    We used to have your autographed picture up on the wall at Netcom back when you had them as an ISP.

    I'm curious if currently play on any MMOGs?

    Bruce
    PS - Bonus question: What did you take away from your experience with Furry fandom?

  174. WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER by flowbee64 · · Score: 1

    I read your book(Just A Geek) and in it you refer to William Shatner as WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. I was just wondering about that. Why do you call him that? Was there one specific event that occurred?

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    "I, for one, welcome our new %INSERT ARTICLE SUBJECT HERE% overlords."
    1. Re:WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because, when you're really FUCKING psyched about meeting someone you feel is really FUCKING cool, you add the word FUCKING in the middle of their name to signify to everyone but you how cool it was to meet said cool person.

      Example: I just slept with NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN.

    2. Re:WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER by flowbee64 · · Score: 1

      Or, it could mean he doesn't like Shatner. As in, "I fucking hate WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER."

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      "I, for one, welcome our new %INSERT ARTICLE SUBJECT HERE% overlords."
  175. He could only be evil... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    ...with the requisite goatee.

    --
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    1. Re:He could only be evil... by daddymac · · Score: 1

      I don't think WW's character was old enough to grow facial hair at that time.

      --
      If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
  176. Please say yes. by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a vital plot point in my screenplay.

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    Escape Pod Films: Sketch Comedy and Web Series
    1. Re:Please say yes. by staynz79au · · Score: 1

      Is there an opening for someone to play the leech?

      --
      Awww... I wanted to explode - GIR
    2. Re:Please say yes. by yabos · · Score: 1

      You're a sick bastard

  177. Voice Acting by brucehappy · · Score: 1

    If I am not mistaken, Andrea Romano pulled you in as Aqualad on Teen Titans on the basis of some work you did on a previous show of hers, The Zeta Project. But how did you first break into voice acting? Did you just fall into it, or was it a concerted effort on your part?

    I've always had a penchant for doing voices and imitations. I'm just wondering how a geek like me could break into what seems to be a fairly closed society. (And I am not beneath allowing others to pull strings...*cough*talk to Ms. Romano for me*cough*)

  178. Fame and Future work. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    As a consultant who is 3 years of of collage I am still working on making a name for myself. So when looking for work it takes a lot of time to start a relationship with a potential future customer. While your work is different then mine I am sure you are always looking for work to do in different areas. Do you find that having a popular name helps out with getting these jobs, or is it a hinderance because many people typecast you as from your role on Star Trek TNG.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  179. Why aren't you dead yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm?

  180. Question? by blitz487 · · Score: 1

    Wil -

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:Question? by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      African or European?

      --
      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
    2. Re:Question? by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

      --
      Video meliora proboque deteriora sequor - Ovidius
  181. Well you said ANYTHING right ? by GreggBert · · Score: 1

    1. Do you today or have you at any point in the past ever posted anything having to do with "Hot grits", "Natalie Portman" or "All your base..." here on /.

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    If you don't understand anything I post, please accept that I ate paste as a small boy...
  182. what is your stance on terrorism?? by 1600+penn+ave · · Score: 0, Troll

    The attitude you portray on your website indicates you would rather let the Islamic Nutcases come to the US and Kill all of us--- I refer to the picture of you flipping off Haliburton and the comment about V.P. Dick Cheney

  183. Ashley Judd? Bootytown?! by gdav · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just run that by me again?

    1. Re: Ashley Judd? Bootytown?! by LittleGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now that the Red Sox have won a World Series, would you say the odds for you to appear again on screen with Ashley Judd have increased expositionally?

      --
      Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
  184. Kiki Stockhammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At NewTek, was Kiki Stockhammer less lame than she is now (as a somewhat tarnished ornament in the Star Trek joke band, "Warp 11")?

  185. Child Actor Prodigy Success by statusbar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems that most child actors end up growing up to be crack-heads, drug-dealers, low class porn actors/actresses, and/or dead from bullets or drugs.

    How did you avoid all that mess? Was it easy or hard to avoid? Was there a point in your life where you had to make a conscious choice? What would you say to other child actors to help them avoid the pitfalls of early fame?

    --jeff++

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    ipv6 is my vpn
    1. Re:Child Actor Prodigy Success by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      "It seems" does not mean "it is." What is your source? People magazine?

      If your premise were true, then one could say "It seems that most U.S. soldiers in Iraq end up dead" or "It seems that most airplane trips end up in crashes."

      You only hear about these stories because the public loves to see people fail. I bet the majority of child actors went on to lead normal lives and don't have a need for attention.

    2. Re:Child Actor Prodigy Success by statusbar · · Score: 1

      Well, most of the child actors that _I_ know of have had major problems. Some of which I have personally met and drank with. So yes, I am speaking of anecdotes, but I suspect that there is a real syndrome there.

      --jeff++

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      ipv6 is my vpn
    3. Re:Child Actor Prodigy Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try to provide him with clean drugs and kevlar vests.

  186. If you could, what would you do? by seanfuller · · Score: 1

    If you had the time and skill, what open-source software would you write and why?

    --
    Sean Lane Fuller - The truth is out there!
  187. The effect of movie piracy on the actors by kevinadi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok I've been itching to ask this to a real actor who also happens to be a geek.

    You know MPAA's been suing left and right claiming downloading movies are damaging to the industry as a whole. As an actor in probably the most popular science fiction series ever, how does piracy or file sharing affect you and your bottom line?

    Does what the studios say about piracy is total bull? Or is it the truth?

    1. Re:The effect of movie piracy on the actors by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      Nice one, given the popularity, I'm sure plenty of people downloaded the series rather than buting the DVDs or tapes.

  188. Wil, given that you have a slashdot account... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why haven't you posted a question to ask Wil Wheaton yet? And will he pick your question to answer if you post one? And if he disses you in his answer, will you rip him in the comments of his answers when he posts them? And if he has any moderator points, do you think he'd mod your dis'n down?

    This is just getting weird now...

  189. Money Money Money.... Money by El_Gordo_Uno · · Score: 1

    Where did all the loot you made from TNG go?

  190. What's the best way to try to influence movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, for the sake of discussion, let us
    suppose that I am just some guy who would
    really like to see Rob Reiner make a movie
    out of a comic book called "The Cowboy
    Wally Show" written by Kyle Baker.

    In your opinion, is there really any way
    for mere fans to try to lobby for a
    project that doesn't even exist? Do you
    know a good way to try planting seeds for
    such a thing? I am presuming that most of
    the people involved would be tired of
    suggestions along the lines of "You know
    what be a great movie ...?", is this
    actually true?

    J

  191. chewy was so much cooler than wesley. ^h^h^h... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a Star Trek fan, so I can't really ask about that stuff.

    How did you actually get involved with Drew Curtis' Drew 'FARK' Curtis' FARK?

  192. WHY DO WE CARE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My question is why do we care what this dork thinks? The majority of slashdot users are more education, more intelligent and more interesting than this pseudo celebrity with a website.

  193. And a follow-up question by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you find your celebrity here on Slashdot creepy at all? What are your thoughts on cults of personality in general in the geek world?

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    1. Re:And a follow-up question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you find your celebrity here on Slashdot creepy at all?"

      Who wouldn't?

    2. Re:And a follow-up question by mink · · Score: 1

      I thought hollywood was full of scientologists not liberals.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  194. Uh...hold up, there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little over three years ago Slashdot interviewed Wil Wheaton, at the time best known for his role as Wesley Crusher on ST:TNG.

    Don't kid yourself. If the average person on the street has any clue who Wil "Don't Call Me Wesley" Wheaton is, it's from ST:TNG. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against you, Mr. Wheaton. I didn't watch enough ST:TNG to know if I liked your character or not, and I don't read your blog. In fact, until I saw it mentioned in this story submission, I didn't know you had one. I was, however, aware of your past on TV.

  195. And a follow-up question by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    Is the idea that Hollywood is full of liberals a credible one? How much influence do liberal (or Democrat) actors have as compared to distributors/production studio owners (who are presumably more conservative)?

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  196. Which acting role? by professorfalcon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you had your choice of any acting role ever in history, what would it be?

  197. Hi Wil! by not4me · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to say thanks for creating Gmail for Troops - what a great idea! I'm a former Marine who has a couple friends in Iraq and they are able to receive lots of pics and small movies from their friends and families out there in the field and I know they are very appreciative. I love your blog and have been a fan sine TNG and Toy Soldiers. And may I say you get hotter every year! haha sorry. :)

  198. The Fat Kid by gremlins · · Score: 1

    Are you upset the Fat Kid from Stand By Me got such outstanding roles such as Blast from the Past and Monkey Bone and you didn't?

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  199. Album? by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    Do you have any plans for a speaking or pseudo-singing album? Maybe a video?

  200. This was taken from the Shatner SNL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt that when the trek dweebs ask him about the colour of the underwear the 3 andorrans wore in episode ST:s02e13 and Shatner replies something about moving out of the family basement?

    Hey, if youre gonna use from that script!

    lyle howard seave
    Anonymous Coward by Choice

  201. Ask anything by wylie348 · · Score: 1
    Hey Wil - the big question for me is - "When are those television networks going to catch on?". In my mind you could range from the next Seinfeld to the next Buckaroo Banzai. We all love you and your acting (and writing - really enjoyed Just a Geek) - so it HAS to be a matter of time and some execs to catch on - you have a great following! Mark

    http://wylie348.blogspot.com/

    1. Re:Ask anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut the fuck up. Dude, Wil Wheaton is a has-been. Gary Coleman has done better for himself: he's guest starred on the Simpsons. The next Seinfeld? Please. Oh wait. IHBT right?

  202. On the Teen Titans Voice... by AbraCadaver · · Score: 2, Funny

    My son and I were watching that (or a) episode where Wil did the voice for aquaboy or whomever it was, and I said "Dude, that's Wil Wheaton!" and my son, who is 9, said "Who the heck is Wil Wheaton?" and I started saying "you know, that kid from..." Then it occured to me, I'd gotten older too. Crap.

    1. Re:On the Teen Titans Voice... by staynz79au · · Score: 1

      Similar, but not quite... My housemate and I recently brought GTA San Andreas and whilst driving around heard Wil's voice and I said something "Hey cool, it's Wil". My housemate wondered what the hell I was talking about and he's a few years older than me. Went through the obvious choices (like ST TNG) and he only got it when I finally mentioned Stand By Me.

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  203. Trekkies by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    Why weren't YOU in trekkies ego stroking boy?

    Diana wouldn't let you out of the cabin?

  204. Either you tell us or Drudge will !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'll register just so that I can mod this parent up.

    1. Re:Either you tell us or Drudge will !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck dimwit. If you register now, you might get mod points in the summer of 2005. I've been a member with excellent Karma for 6 months and I've only been recently invited to meta-moderate, never once have I gotten mod points yet.

  205. MILF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I watch ST:TNG reruns that's the first thing that goes through my mind.

    The fact that most of you know what Im talking about proves my point.

  206. The Trek Welfare Check by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You wrote recently on your site about the doors Trek opens and the doors Trek shuts. Some actors have turned the convention circuit into their entire livelihood, perhaps for lack of other opportunities (you know the type and I'm sure you've shared the stage with one or two). They know they will never act again, and some have let their looks go. Acting for them is the occasional commercial endorsement. They mainly depend on the trek fan base for their living.

    How much fear is there that the party is ending and that the fans have had enough? Do they talk privately about how trek has run out of gas and it's only a matter of time before there is no demand for another version?

  207. Character exits and entrances by talaphid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After years spent with the Traveller on an adventure of mental space exploration, having seen places and things beyond all possibility of human comprehension, TV's Wil Wheaton this season reprises his role as Wesley Crusher after having become a space-ninja-pirate. After taming an intergalactic astral dinosaur to be his pet, Ninja Crusher and pet dino Stampy mentally warp themselves from adventure to adventure in Star Trek: Exploited Franchise, coming this fall on UPN.

    .. and my question, is would you do it, Mister Wheaton? .. just so I'm not totally off topic here...

  208. Movie plans by MacMerc.com · · Score: 1

    With the poor showing that Alien vs Predator (AVP) did at the box office this past summer, does this mean the Jar Jar vs Crusher (JVC) project will be shelved? ...whoever loses ...we win

  209. who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its wil wheaton, not kofi fucking annan, dipshit.

    1. Re:who gives a fuck by 1600+penn+ave · · Score: 0

      Fuck you pussy shit asshole coward..........

  210. Dancing Barefoot by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend of mine had that book when I was visiting him but I haven't had a chance to pick up a copy of it. Per chance... who did the artwork for it? I really liked the childish type of artwork. --Brian

  211. Tron Guy... by AbraCadaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, this is OT and I hate to steal Wils spotlight but I had to say it...
    You know, Jay, we saw the pics of your costume, sure we had a good laugh, but inside, I personally was thinking "The dude has a friggin TRON costume!" and inside, yes, I was jealous. You rock man.

    1. Re:Tron Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think people were laughing because he continued to wear it even after the fancy dress party had finished.

  212. Re:SERIOUS QUESTION: Freedom for Tibet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like you wouldn't do the same thing if it were closer by?

    Give it a rest, you filthy hippie.

  213. TechTV by hedley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As you have co-hosted the show and been a guest numerous times, are you as disappointed in the quality of that show as I? Two events, Leo's departure, the move to LA. Listening to the new hosts (I know one is not exactly new) they are high on the dB scale and low on the payload/filler ratio.

    Hedley

  214. DEEP QUESTION by Westacular · · Score: 1

    DURING SEASON 2, when Doctor Crusher was away at Starfleet Medical, who was responsible for making sure that Wes went to bed on time and ate his vegetables?

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    1. Re:DEEP QUESTION by yabos · · Score: 1

      DOOD, did you watch the show? It was RIKER!

  215. Thats not fair by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

    If youre going to just answer all the questions why did /. go to all the trouble of setting this up?

    heh.

  216. You play D&D, right? by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since you're a writer and an actor - do you find you have a flair for being a DM?

    As geeky as it sounds - if I were going to a con (like penguincon) I think it would be tres cool/geeky to have a door prize/charity auction/whatever of you running a D&D session. :)

  217. Joss Whedon by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 1

    Ever had a chance to work with Joss Whedon?

    Do you wanna? If so, what kind of project would it have to be?

  218. Wil, what do you think of the GATS treaty? by plinius · · Score: 1

    Hi Wil,
    As you may know the GATS treaty has as one of its purposes that of extending intellectual property laws to have worldwide enforceability, so that for instance a patent holder in Canada for an AIDS drug will be able to prevent a consumer in Niger from paying any less than a set price. Which means that poor people may find themselves out of luck. Presumably the same will be true for consumers of software, music, films, TV shows etc. And of course there is also that 6-page addendum to GATS that Greg Palast exposed (GATS VI.4) that sets up a non-democratic Panel that has veto power over all parliaments, the US congress, and ever other public body, which smacks of the "One World Government" that various academics and others people have been warning us about (not tha the US media would ever mention it). So, I wonder if you, as someone who is surely receiving royalty checks for your Star Trek TV work, yet is a proponent of Linux, ever feel at all conflicted over these issues; and do you feel at all compelled to help educate the public about these issues?
    Thanks,
    plinius

  219. Public Key by msheppard · · Score: 1

    Killer internet presence Mr. Wheaton. (We used to refer to you as Wuss-ley, which I'm sure is not new... I am now ashamed of that)

    I am jealous in a number of ways.

    My question is, "Do you think any other regular cast from the various Star Trek incarnations has a public key?"

    M@

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  220. One question per comment? by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 1
    Feel free to fire away, one question per comment please. We'll post his responses once we get them back.

    1. Are people still hostile over Mr. Weaton's appearence in STNG?
    2. What would happen if someone asked Mr. Wheaton a second question?
  221. Only important TNG question by gr8_phk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deanna Troy or Dr. Crusher?

    1. Re:Only important TNG question by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be kind of weird even to say that your fake mom is hot?

      --
      English is easier said than done.
    2. Re:Only important TNG question by rts008 · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod! That might hurt the one's feelings not picked. Why not BOTH!

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    3. Re:Only important TNG question by ProKras · · Score: 1

      Deanna Troy or Dr. Crusher?

      Dude, Dr. Crusher was old enough to be his mom!

      Wait, Dr. Crusher WAS his mom.

    4. Re:Only important TNG question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Deanna Troy or Dr. Crusher?
      What's this "or" shit? The correct boolean is "and" with a little Ensign Ro on top.
  222. what's his favorite MMORPG? by w98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are plenty out there to pick from...

  223. comedy roles? by theeditor777 · · Score: 1

    Wil, Your web site is hilarious! I was wondering why you have never been cast as a funny character? (That I know of).

  224. Dear Strong Bad by nxtr · · Score: 1

    What would you like as if you were your own made up animal

  225. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  226. Linucon by Evan · · Score: 1

    So, where's the Linucon report? Eh? (pokes Wil with a stick) Eh? Sure, I was there, but I want to read your take on it.

  227. Aqualad by vjmurphy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since you are doing the voice of Aqualad on Cartoon Network's Teen Titans, how different is that experience (voice acting) compared to in-the-flesh acting? Are all the other actors voicing their characters at the same time you are? Is there a lot of experimentation, ad-libbing?

    And did you have a choice of characters to play? If so, Aqualad? I mean, come on, his power is to swim and talk to fish. :)

    --
    Vincent J. Murphy
    Spandex Justice
    1. Re:Aqualad by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Aqualad? I mean, come on, his power is to swim and talk to fish.

      He gets all the mermaids though...

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  228. MOW Starring the Computer Culture by not_hylas(+) · · Score: 1

    We've all seen the cheesy "The Net" and it's ilk.
    Will, you're a writer, what would your premise be and what software would be a part of it?

    Disclaimer:
    I'm a screenwriter - (polish) and I am begining an outline for such a film with another (name) screenwriter - (nuts and bolts). Wanna come and play?
    boojum_42@:-)yahoo.com

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    ~hylas
  229. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  230. Costume designs by yabos · · Score: 1

    Did you hate those skin tight things they made you wear? I mean, COME ON!

  231. have you ever...... by kemster · · Score: 1

    have you ever had to go into town to pick up some power converters?

  232. The Screen Savers by karldavidson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was a big push from the fans of The Screen Savers on TechTv for you to be made a host. Were you in discussion with them, and were you offered a job?

  233. What everyone really wants to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Linux distro is your favorite?

  234. Stand by Me & Stephen King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Was Stephen King involved at all in the production of the movie?

  235. Slashdot karma by Infinityis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How's your karma? I noticed that almost all your Slashdot comments are +4 or +5 Funny/Informative/Insightful ...is that because (1) people recognize the clever nickname and mod you up, (2) your comments really are that good, or (3) your experience on Star Trek helped you become the most 1337 guy here?

  236. Starring in Alias? by antdude · · Score: 1, Interesting

    According to this article, Alias Media, and your site, you were audition for Alias. are you going be an agent?

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  237. Wesley Crusher and Punky sitting in a tree... by says · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Using their foreheads to CRUSH BREWSKis!
    /attention-getting-but-not-too-funny-pun

    Wil, A couple of months ago, at three in the morning, I caught the movie you starred in with Soleil Moon Frye, The Girls' Room. I enjoyed it a lot--not least because of your perfectly delivered line about why we don't call fraternities "frats."
    I've heard that exact same line from a lot of actual Greeks, and it was impressive to see such a non-stereotyped portrayal.
    But for all that it's a fun, interesting, and smart movie, with a unique role for you, it seems odd that you chose to make a film with another former child actor..?
    Or was it?

    You've come to terms (mostly?) with your early roles and their "residual" effects...Did you and Soleil discuss this?
    Kid around about how you're the ones that made it?
    Or did you just give her the cold shoulder because she no longer has that certain something?

  238. Dreaming of Star Trek by Bender+Unit · · Score: 1

    Wil,

    As a longtime fan of Star Trek, I have occasionally had dreams in which I am onboard the Starship Enterprise! These dreams are fun because they feel real, as if I am part of a real crew in a real adventure.

    I would like to know if you have ever had dreams in which you were onboard the Enterprise -- not the stage set, but on the starship. Or, has your involvement as a cast member limited all your dreams to "behind-the-scenes" scenarios?

    --
    -- Bite my shiny metal *ss!
  239. Penny for your thoughts on G4TechTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil, I would like to ask you your thoughts on the recent turn of events at that fiend of a network, G4TechTV. As a frequent contributor to TechTV shows such as Call For Help, The Screen Savers (TSS), and Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, you must have some opinions as to what G4 has done as of recent. On November 11th, G4 fired most of the staff of The Screen Savers: producer Paul Block, Foo, Yoshi, and newcomer Alex Albrecht - and they only kept Kevin Rose and Sarah Lane in reduced roles. Oh yeah, and they also gave the whole crew of Unscrewed the boot too. Does this confirm everything you felt about the G4 Network since your experiences on Arena? Thanks.

    I should also mention that in January, G4 will be dropping the "TechTV" portion of the name. That is, if G4 survives being cancelled themselves since they've wasted over $700 million of Comcast's money and counting...

    The Lynxpro

    ps. If you have a bootleg copy of the last episode of Unscrewed (which G4 will NOT broadcast), can you provide me with one? Just kidding...not...

  240. The Simplest of All Questions by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 1

    wtf?

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  241. Another Star Trek Question by larryennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a big Star Trek Fanatic. The part that you played was great. It showed a young person learning and growing up to be a man. Another great part was on ST: Voyager Naomi Wildman same thing. Also Jake Sisco on DS9. All those parts were great. But now to the question: After being in a ST after Kirk and Spock, Do you think it was a good idea to go back in time 100 years before Kirk or just keeping it after Kirk like it was?

  242. Odd mods (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is only slightly behind getting a "+5, Troll" mod (Which I someday hope to achieve myself) :D

    Have you seen any examples? I know of two specimens

  243. Dear Wil, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does God need with a starship?

  244. Gentoo? by roalt · · Score: 1
    Hi Wil,

    To achieve ultimate geekness, will (or did) you try to install Gentoo linux?

  245. So, tell us, Wil... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    ...Have you reversed the polarity of anything lately?

    --
    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
  246. What do you do for fun? by Myrmi · · Score: 1

    You seem to be doing interesting stuff left, right and center - but what do you do to unwind when you get home? Are you a console guy, rabid over Halo 2, or do you prefer to curl up in a corner with a good book?

    --
    "I think everyone is an agnostic but just doesn't know" - Frazz
  247. The other L by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

    I am a "Will" not a William or Wil. Do you ever miss the second L?

  248. Why did Bill Gates donate ( read invest ) to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couple of years ago, Bill Gates donated several million dollars towards AIDS scene in India. If I am a simpleton, this is pure goodwill. But was there any other intention ?

    Did he consult psychologists, and get a recommendation as to indirectly put the fear in the mind of people - about software piracy ? ( Aids and Software virus pread through sharing )

    Or did have investments in condumn / AIDS test kit companies and wanted indirectly promote those stuff and put a sex tax for indians ? Please lets know your views about this ?

  249. Starfleet IT by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the things that fascinated me about Star Trek: The Next Generation was the attention to detail in set design. I'm aware that Michael Okuda was responsible for a lot of the design work, like the LCARS interfaces for example (also referred to as "Okudagrams"). There was just an underlying subtle feel of logic and innovation behind it all that appealed to the computer nerd in me.

    The touch screen interface standard was one; touch screens are an ideal graphical user interface because you don't need an indirect input device to manipulate the interface. I've actually read somewhere that NASA considers it to be a useful idea for manned space missions because it allows a user to access a whole range of controls with a simple touch screen, saving on space and weight when compared to the equivalent in physical controls. The PADDs were also a novel concept, resembling current PDAs and tablet computers. The LCARS interfaces also had recurring elements, like a round one I've read was nicknamed the "spinner", that looked like a control for 2D or 3D manipulation, kind of like arrow keys on a keyboard.

    I also noticed that everything - devices, bulkheads, panels, containers, etc - all had the same kind of labels on them. They seemed like a standardised system for doing things like handling inventory, like barcodes. And there was a consistency across the board, the way they were also used as signs on doors and also appeared as LCARS interface elements. I've noticed that they've used them in the Star Trek: Enterprise series as well. (I've also read that they sometimes had jokes on them visible only to the cast during filming.)

    Since you were working on the set, you must have had a lot of exposure to what went on behind the scenes with regards to the design process. And as a self-confessed geek, you must have had some interest in that part of the production. Was there an actual working concept behind LCARS as a real graphical user interface? What can you say about the fictional LCARS that would be applicable to real operating systems and graphical user interfaces? And what about those labels- were they based on a realistic system of organisation and management? What kind of concepts were the set designs based on, and how much detail did they get into regarding those concepts? I was just wondering how much of it all was just aesthetic and how much of it was based on real logic.

    1. Re:Starfleet IT by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      "What can you say about the fictional LCARS that would be applicable to real operating systems and graphical user interfaces?"

      Well, I'm not Wil Wheaton, but if the Star Trek games are any indication, LCARS needed some serious usability testing.

      Here's a tip for Star Trek game developers: basing your game's mouse based GUI off a Hollywood version of a touch-based GUI is a bad bad move.

      --
      Vincent J. Murphy
      Spandex Justice
  250. One and a half questions by Grech · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A lot of the questions posted have focused on either your two books, or on your Star Trek career, so I diverge. What can you tell us about working on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? I realize that as a VO source, you aren't exactly writing storyboards (unless, of course, you are) but I am curious nonetheless

    In an unrelated note, have you seen any improvement from WFS since Dancing Barefoot?

    --
    It may not be just, but it is fair, and that is more important.
  251. Eternal Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the best pie?

  252. Survival by Jetson · · Score: 1
    Looking back from where you are today, Mr. Wheaton, what would you consider your greatest achievement that you take the most pride in? Your work as an actor? Your widely-acclaimed blog? Or maybe your published memoirs?

    How about "surviving Hollyweird"?

    Considering how many other young actors ruined their lives (Adam Rich, Todd Bridges) or lost them entirely (Jonathan Brandis, River Phoenix), it seems that it must take something special just to survive to adulthood in "the business". Do you attribute your moral grounding and sanity to good parenting, good genetics, good management, or just dumb luck?

  253. Rock by oli_freyr · · Score: 1

    Hi Wil

    In your opinion, should music be kept
    a) Good
    b) Evil
    c) You are going to Hay-ell!
    d) All of the above

    In any case, Rock on ;)

  254. "that has made the world sit up and take notice"? by dos_dude · · Score: 0

    Hey Will! Why do you think that the whole world sat up and took notice when you started your blog? Probably because it sits up and takes notice any time any one starts a blog?

  255. Wesley Crusher: likeable or !likeable? by Aropax20 · · Score: 1
    Given a question, I would have to ask Wil this...

    To me, Ensign Crusher seemed to be one of those characters you either loved or loathed (kinda like the stereotypical annoying kid who always has the smartarse solution to any life or death situation)

    Consider the existence of newsgroups back in the day like alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die and (I'm told) alt.wesley.crusher.borg.now

    I've heard others express disgust that Wesley, out of the entire crew (quote)became some kind of f****ing kwisatz haderach... where is the justice in the universe?(unquote)

    Anyway, my question would be, /.-er to /.-er, did you take all that as a compliment to your portrayal of the character, or was it supremely hurtful to you at the time?

    If so, why?

    Hey, I know it's probably a lame question, but I have always wondered, because no other character on that show ever seemed to trigger such a response in some viewers

    "Beam me up, Scot....aarrRRGH..... ***NO CARRIER***"

    1. Re:Wesley Crusher: likeable or !likeable? by tommck · · Score: 1

      Read any of his books, or his website and you'll get your answer.

      Short answer: Yes, it hurt him. He was a teenager. He let it bother him way too much. Now, he just tells people to get a life if they're upset at his plotlines, since he didn't even write any of it! He was just doing his job.

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
  256. Your books by Magickcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi Will, I just wanted to ask you about your writing.

    Would you please describe what you hope to achieve through your books and your writing in general. Which authors have influenced you? How did you find yourself writing in the first place? Are you working on anything at the moment?

    --

    Si tacuisses philosophus mansisses. If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher.

  257. I look for things... by friend · · Score: 1

    In your previous interview, you made the offhand comment "(because I look for things...things to make me go...)"

    That sounds eerily familiar... where's that from?

  258. Flubber? by Astronomypete · · Score: 2, Funny

    My kids love Flubber. Did you enjoy doing a kiddies movie, and what was it like working with Robin Williams. In addition did you get to keep any flubber and is it all its cracked up to be. Has your basketball game improved for the use of your small stash?

    --
    Better is the enemy of good enough. - Russian proverb.
  259. What is Utopia to you? by AllMyNicksWereTaken · · Score: 1

    When you were doing Star Trek you were about the same age I was when Sci-Fi meant the most to me.

    Being that age, Gene's Utopia must have had a significant effect on your own ideals - whether you embraced it or rejected it. And your relationship with that (along with all of the Utopias created by Sci-Fi) must have changed significantly from then until now, being ever more involved with the real world. What has changes about your beliefs about the order of society, economics, governance and all the rest of it?

    And specifically: Do you see "Utopia" as being more useful as a model to work towards or as a mechanism for demonstrating thoughts about the status quo?

  260. What Distro Are You Running? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    What Distro(s) are you running?
    Have you got any programming projects in the works?

    --
    May the Maths Be with you!
  261. The Horrendous Truth. by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wil, is it true that youre really the guy who makes all those Goatse posts?

    It's worse than that. I have it on good authority that Wil Wheaton *is* the Goatse Man.

    Either that, or Tubgirl, I forget which.

    --
    "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    1. Re:The Horrendous Truth. by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      But Wil Wheaton isn't married. If you look close Bob Goatse is wearing a wedding ring....

      --
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    2. Re:The Horrendous Truth. by ifdef · · Score: 1

      ???

      It's obvious to anyone who has taken a look at WWdN that Wil is married to someone named Anne, with two children and assorted pets.

    3. Re:The Horrendous Truth. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      But Wil Wheaton isn't married. If you look close Bob Goatse is wearing a wedding ring....

      Most of us try to avoid looking at goatse *at all*, let alone closely. (BTW, you know what "ring" also means in Britain? Rather unfortunate choice of words there...)

      Anyway, Tubgirl it is then.

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      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    4. Re:The Horrendous Truth. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      (BTW, you know what "ring" also means in Britain? Rather unfortunate choice of words there...)

      I know that I am going to regret this, but what does it mean?

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    5. Re:The Horrendous Truth. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I know that I am going to regret this, but what does it mean?

      *sigh* I'm surprised you didn't just Google it.

      Ring == slang for 'anus'.

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  262. Choices by Presidential · · Score: 1

    Here's a good question I didn't see asked earlier:

    Did you vote?

    Follow up:

    What are your thoughts on the last national election?

    --
    Whenever Mrs. Fitch breaks wind, we beat the dog.
    1. Re:Choices by Presidential · · Score: 1

      Okay, lame to reply to my own question, but I found your answer already: http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001733.php#0 01733

      Feel free to talk politics anyway.

      --
      Whenever Mrs. Fitch breaks wind, we beat the dog.
  263. ST and Joseph Campbell by NeoPrime · · Score: 1

    Do you think ST and Joseph Campbell will ever join forces? Or is the world still too young for such ideas?

  264. an immodest proposal by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will you move with me to a jurisdiction where it's legal, and marry me?

  265. No Offense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else feel like the "no offense" bits were inserted just to make believe they weren't insults? Almost as bad as using "with all due respect"...

    1. Re:No Offense? by koi88 · · Score: 1


      Anyone else feel like the "no offense" bits were inserted just to make believe they weren't insults? Almost as bad as using "with all due respect"...

      Depends if you'are able to distinguish between a character in a TV series (I didn't criticize his acting, which I think was good!) and a real person.
      So my criticism goes mostly towards the script writers or producers.

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  266. Wesley Crusher was in Star Trek Nemesis by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Wesley Crusher showed up as a wedding guest in Star Trek: Nemesis.

    So, in a sense, he did "return" to the TNG timeline & cast of Trek.

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  267. Coincidence or CONSPIRACY????? by gmknobl · · Score: 1

    Is it a coincidence or a conspiracy that your appearance with other "Trek" actors on "Weakest Link" was on last night? And more importantly, did your host/moderator ever "get it" or smile at you after that? Did that thoroughly screw up your chances with any women for the next month? 8^>

  268. bermanization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bermanization: The process of destroying Star Trek as an interesting concept.

  269. Tried Linux Lately? by fishexe · · Score: 1

    In your last interview you talked about not being able to handle all the things in linux that are tough to configure, and having given up. I'm wondering, have you tried Linux lately? And which distros have you used? Most have made great strides in usability and configurability, but some lag behind, so I'm sure it makes a great difference in how much hassle it is which distro you're using, and what version.

    Also, someone said you prefer the Gnomes to Bavaria. Is this true? Why not Discordia?

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  270. Stupid Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +3: interesting? Try +3: funny.

    Taco, I propose that everyone who modded this incorrectly should have their karma taken away for abject stupidity.

  271. Evil Wesley by schlumpf_louise · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute... Wesley wasn't already evil??

  272. Only under consideration... by gomel · · Score: 1

    ... of the Temporal Prime Directive.

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  273. When you start your audio blog... by ken-doh · · Score: 1

    do you say "Ensign wesley crusher personal log.... "

  274. Watch and be amazed by... it! by GargoyleMT · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean Bizarro crew?

  275. Which hand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you wipe with?

  276. Life and Adventures of Admiral Wesley Crusher. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should write a book about Wesley in a Rambo like setting. That would be cool.

  277. How much? by kreyg · · Score: 1
    Probably too late to ask, but...

    How much wheat would Wil Wheaton eat, if Wil Wheaton will eat wheat?

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  278. Why are people here worshipping this bad actor? by rbanzai · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wesley Crusher was a bad character played by a weak actor. Why the hell does everyone here worship this guy? Because he owns a computer?

    Jesus, people. Enough.

  279. If you could not use CleverNickName... by TheLoneGundam · · Score: 1

    what nickname would you choose?

  280. My name... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    (spoken to Rick Berman)

    My name is Gene Roddenberry.
    You killed my franchise.
    Prepare to die.

    1. Re:My name... by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's funnier if you use his full name:

      Eugene Wesley Roddenberry

      myke

  281. This was a mere attempt to get people to think about Bob Goatse and no attempt at being accurate. :-)

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  282. You Forgot #5 by OSUJamesC · · Score: 1

    People who use ones country of origin to pass a judgement on them. Just because you had a bad experience with a couple of Americans who took time to flame you cause they are bored, doesn't mean that all Americans are looking to tear you down to make themselves feel better. I'm just not a big fan of jumping on the "anti-american" bandwagon and making a prejudicial statement about people from America. It doesn't matter where you are from. If you wanted to say anything about America, it's that there are more cultures here than anywhere else in the world. If you could walk 4 blocks in New York City and be able to sum up the "culture" there, I would be amazed. I'm not trying to flame you or anything, and yes, I am from America (Hawaii), I just don't like the prejudice that your post included. Thanks James

    1. Re:You Forgot #5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so basically you just attacked his Ugly American archetype by YOURSELF ACTING LIKE an Ugly American. Truly amazing.

    2. Re:You Forgot #5 by OSUJamesC · · Score: 1

      I appologize for continuing this off-topic discussion. I simply wanted to point out that not all Americans are "Ugly Americans" as described by the parent. I would say that the "Ugly American" definition as given above is more of a stereotype than an archetype, with the key difference being that his definition is oversimplified. I want to emphasize here that I am not attacking, just pointing out that I am offended by being lumped into a group of mean people because they happened to be from the same country as I am. I think this is a useful discussion, but unfortunately not necessary for Wil Wheaton to worry about. However it would be fun if he weighed in on it, being an American that has traveled around the universe an all. Starfleet Academy will also be located in Ugly America (Ugly San Francisco to be exact). Thanks, James

  283. Is faster than light speed possible? by gr0kCalvin · · Score: 1

    Without warp speed the Star Trek shows would be drastically different. As a science and sci-fi fan, do you think faster than light travel is possible? If so, do you think time travel is possible?

  284. Moving to Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that the election is over and your worst dream has come true, are you moving to Canada or France?

    What's the rational behind your decision, why did you make your pick over the other one?

  285. My Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you be my boyfriend ?

  286. Kick to the groin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, we are getting real nasty.

  287. The counterpart to "Ugly Americans" by Shadowlore · · Score: 1
    would likely be:

    3. The perfessers. Some people just want others to think they are smart, so they find one little point somewhere in what you've written and they pontificate about how this tangential fact ruins the whole article, and much they know and you don't, etc. etc. -- basically this is article envy. They're pissed that you have the attention and they do not.


    Just rename it "Ugly Europeans". ;) Seems to me though that the "Ugly Americans" description would apply equally well to a significant majority of European pontificators and pundits, not to mention government officials. I can provide many more details but it is a bit off-topic of a rant for this post. ;)

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  288. Re:Dear Will, is it the 18th minute yet? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Amazing, this is the 6th time this post has been remodded.

    You tools really need to stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously.

  289. Is "wilwheaton.net" work safe ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you read his book(s)? He wanted out so they wrote him out.

    Well, what's is on his site, books?

  290. Undies by Asriel86 · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the miracle of TiVo (and lack of sleep), I've seen almost every movie you've ever been in.

    Something I've noticed is that in 90% of the movies I've seen, there's been a scene where you're in your underwear (Boxers or otherwise).

    So my question is: Is there a clause in your contract stating that your meaty body must appear in underwear within any film?

    Or maybe you're trying to appease the entities responsible for "Wil Wheaton Shirtless"? (You saucy whore, you)

  291. Linux abandonment revisted by sakasune · · Score: 1

    Wil,
    In your first interview with slashdot, you talked about the issues you had with linux and "lots of stuff didn't work correctly." Have you ever considered switching to a Mac? I didn't mean for it to sound like a shameless plug for Apple, but I really am curious if you thought about it, or if you have "switched" in the past 3 years.
    -Dave

    --
    "You're arguing for a universe with fewer waffles in it," I said. "I'm prepared to call that cowardice."
    1. Re:Linux abandonment revisted by tommck · · Score: 1

      If you read his website, you'd know that he does use a Mac and really likes it.

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    2. Re:Linux abandonment revisted by sakasune · · Score: 1

      My fault, I didn't get a chance to read his website, I used my entire lunch break reading the old interview.

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  292. I just have to know by Proc6 · · Score: 1

    Is your crotch as I imagine it? (Smooth like a Ken doll.)

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  293. come back by Grifter · · Score: 1

    You were an inspiration to a lot of teenage kids back on ST:TNG. Your character gained powers that would let him do anything or be anywhere. Ever thought about a small role in ST:E? Also I have seen you in some soft core pr0n movies, ever though of going for the gold and moving into full fledged pr0n?

  294. Has Been by Auraveda · · Score: 1

    So, what do you think of WILLIAM SHATNER's latest musical oeuvre "Has Been"?

  295. Re:ST:TNG, Your goatee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too proud for a clip-on?

  296. Okay, who has mod points to burn? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    You can be sure that if that ever happened, he would solve the problem by yelling "I am William Wallace!"

    (...insert Mel Gibson joke here..., see post mod down to -2...)

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  297. Crazy Question with some seriousness on the side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In almost any TV series there are always actors and actresses that the public seems to swoon over. I can only assume that it is overwhelming at times and excessive on occasion. I'm confident that you were just such a person. You were young, attractive, single, and on a popular TV series.

    So my question...
    When STNG was still being produced and everyone patiently waiting for the next installment, do you think that you had more female admirers or male admirers?

    I'm not for sure what the viewer demographics were during STNG, but I have a lot of gay geeky friends that had a *crush* on you when we were a teenager. :)

    P.S. We are all happy that you found your true love in life!

  298. Really really late in commenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But wouldn't Wesley become the Dread Space Pirate Roberts?

  299. Re:WFS origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the story of the origin of WFS is in his Dancing Barefoot book. He was really F'ing excited to meet WFS, WFS was a real F-head, so from then on WS is known as WFS.