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  1. Smartphones are killing the PDA! on Figuring Out the iPad's Place · · Score: 1

    This sounds suspiciously like the recommendation that the only thing holding the Macintosh back was its inability to run Apple II programs.

    No, it's like the only thing holding back the Apple II is the inability to run Macintosh programs. The thing that does more still does more.

    Tablets are great for leisure, but horrible for work. Touch screens are better for some activities, but are ridiculous for typing, and don't give the fine control of a mouse.

    These moronic pundits need to stop pretending that every new thing is going to replace every old thing. Sometimes the new thing is really the old thing, and sometimes they just keep existing, side by side.

  2. Re:Does it also apply to homes? on Supreme Court OKs Stop and Search Based On Anonymous 911 Tips · · Score: 1

    If someone who doesn't like me makes an "anonymous" call to 911 to report that I'm running meth lab in my garage, does that also give the cops the right to ransack my house looking for a meth lab?

    Yes, if subsequent investigation leads them to believe you're running a meth lab, they'll get a warrant and ransack your meth lab.

    Why the fuck are people acting like anonymous tips are a new thing? Do you actually believe they act on every tip and do so blindly? Does this magic 911 phone technology make it all too scary for you?

  3. Re:Open contempt for the humanities on Google: Better To Be a 'B' CS Grad Than an 'A+' English Grad · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The difference being, the A in CS will usually be an objective measurement, whereas the A in English will be dependent on adopting the grader's ideological hobbyhorse and imitating the style of whatever postmodernist gobbledygook is currently popular.

  4. Re:*sigh* on Google: Better To Be a 'B' CS Grad Than an 'A+' English Grad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those upper level english courses require a lot of rigors thinking

    I'm sure they did.

  5. Re:"No mobile ecosystem" on Nokia Had a Production-Ready Web Tablet 13 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    Yup.

    It's like these people have never heard of Handango. They're so ignorant it is funny.

  6. Silly citizen, only government can evidence on Student Records Kids Who Bully Him, Then Gets Threatened With Wiretapping Charge · · Score: 1

    This is the same mentality of those people who are scared of Google Glass and go all Internet tough guy about what they'd do to people wearing one.

    People who believe in pecking orders, ie. bullies, identify with authority, even if they rebel against it, and those in authority believe in pecking orders, and so see bullying as enforcing the natural order.

    The unifying attribute of all people like this is that they are ashamed of themselves. Not in any way that might modify their beliefs or actions, but in a way that they blame others for their faults and react belligerently to anyone who might capture evidence of them. So of course they're going to punish the kid for recording.

  7. Re:And yet they supported Obama on Was Eich a Threat To Mozilla's $1B Google "Trust Fund"? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obama said that to get people like Eich to vote for him. After he was elected, he rightly threw them under the bus.

    It must be terrible being bigots on the wrong side of history. No one gives you credit for standing up for what you believe in, all they think about is how you're the kind of douchebag who would take away something that costs you nothing but makes so many people so happy.

  8. Re:Where does article say "not enough openings"? on App Developers, It's Time For a Reality Check · · Score: 1

    However, the days of 2008 where one could put out 99 cent fart apps and rake in the cash, or the days of 2012 where one could put out a free-to-play, pay-to-win game are now behind us.

    No more than a tiny fraction, perhaps a percent of a precent, of mobile developers were "raking in the cash" making novelty apps and pay to win games. The overwhelming majority of mobile developers had full time jobs writing software for established companies then, as they do now.

    And it's funny that you mentioned embedded programming. Back in the PDA days it was considered embedded programming, so we'd hire anyone with embedded experience, whether it was microcontrollers, or set-top boxes, or cell phones, or what have you. It didn't really matter what you worked on, only that you knew how to write C code for a constrained environment and only thought about suicide when dealing with the overtly complicated toolchains.

    Apple and Google made it too easy.

  9. Re:I'd watch that for a dollar on Indie Game Jam Show Collapses Due To Interference From "Pepsi Consultant" · · Score: 1

    You made a reference to Robocop, which I like, because I understand it, and Hunter S. Thompson, which I don't like, because I'm stupid and reading is hard.

    This summary is bad and the article is bad and it would be only be funny if written by the people at cracked.com. And what does "downing their tools" mean? That sounds made up.

  10. Re:Read the summary a couple times on Indie Game Jam Show Collapses Due To Interference From "Pepsi Consultant" · · Score: 1

    I bet he drinks water, like from the toilet.

  11. Re:Most undergrad educations are the same on State Colleges May Offer Best ROI On Comp Sci Degrees · · Score: 1

    A degree from a real "Ivy" means fuck all to programmers. The only one with any relevance at all is Princeton. The CS and engineering "Ivies" are MIT and Stanford. After that there are about ten or so state schools plus CMU who lead the rankings and prestige. Most of the top 20 CS and engineering schools are state schools. Why are so many in this thread clueless about this?

    But don't be absurdly egalitarian. The difference in those top schools and the rest is enormous. Most schools, public and private, that offer a CS degree are diploma mills.

  12. Re:Bullshit. on State Colleges May Offer Best ROI On Comp Sci Degrees · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, brag about that Harvard CS degree. lol.

  13. Re:No on Some Mozilla Employees Demand New CEO Step Down · · Score: 1

    Yet you know there are only two outcomes for this:

    Eich steps down and some people claim it was the employees standing up for what's right that made it happen, while other's whine about "McCarthyism" and "insubordination", but mostly it was the unflattering press attention that did it.

    or

    Eich doesn't quit and nothing happens to those who asked him to quit. Some of them quit, because they're mad, but there really isn't any negative consequence for any of them, because no one important will risk alienating the overwhelming majority of young talent by defending homophobia.

  14. Re:Don't buy it then on Getting Misogyny, Racism and Homophobia Out of Gaming · · Score: 1

    What part of "abuse generated by a small segment of gamers" don't you understand?

  15. Re:Shortage of *good* scientists and engineers on The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage · · Score: 1

    its designed well it mostly codes itself

    "Enterprise" programmer detected.

  16. Re:A simple request. on Russian Army Spetsnaz Units Arrested Operating In Ukraine · · Score: 1

    Yup. You gotta call their bluff, or they'll just keep trying to get away with that shit. Russia needs it's nose bloodied, and if that ain't enough, have all its people incinerated in nuclear fire.

    The earth will recover. Hell, humanity might even survive. Probably solve our global warming problem, too.

  17. Re:A simple request. on Russian Army Spetsnaz Units Arrested Operating In Ukraine · · Score: 0

    It is better to have World War 3 than have the Russians get away with shit like this.

  18. Re:Going bust not unique to drop-outs on Eric Schmidt On Why College Is Still Worth It · · Score: 1

    only they ended up with a degree that had no value for getting a job

    Yeah, that's not really a problem for a CS or engineering degree, which given the context, is all we're really talking about.

  19. Some of these are only lies for noobs on Lies Programmers Tell Themselves · · Score: 1

    I've never said "I could do it better myself" and it not been true. But then again, I usually have the sense to not rewrite working code if I can help it.

    Also, I've found code can easily be self-documenting, though the quality of that self-documentation is dependent on the quality of the code itself and the programmer who wrote it. Usually the only time it is necessary to document code, it is not the code that needs explaining, but the reason for why the code must exist in the first place. This exemption void where prohibited by company policy, when documenting an API, or any code to be consumed by web developers.

  20. Re:And... on 70% of U.S. Government Spending Is Writing Checks To Individuals · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know several illegal residents here with their entire family living off of state and federal programs

    I know several people who make up stories like this and post them anonymously on the Internet.

  21. Conspiracy nutters on Major Wikipedia Donors Caught Editing Their Own Articles · · Score: 1

    For people who hate "deletionists", they are remarkably concerned over an article's resurrection.

  22. Gamify all the things on IEEE Predicts 85% of Daily Tasks Will Be Games By 2020 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My tasks are already games. I push buttons for money points, and the more money points I get, the easier it is to get more money points.

    A lot of people have been saying the programmer class is overpowered, but they're usually just envious whiners who dumped all their talent points in the humanities skill tree, and then QQ when they get pwned at life. Besides, most of them borrowed money points in the tutorial levels, the noobs, and now they wonder why they can't afford the endgame gear and think we should just give it them. Can you imagine that? Welfare epics! As if!

  23. Re:Did anyone read the article? on Tim Cook: If You Don't Like Our Energy Policies, Don't Buy Apple Stock · · Score: 0

    they were trying to make millions of stockholders aware that Al Gore, whom both the left and right recognize as a nutjob, is the board member driving some weird decisions at Apple, and that Tim is backing him.

    Wake up sheeple!

  24. She should have stood her ground on Woman Attacked In San Francisco Bar For Wearing Google Glass · · Score: 1

    This is why every Glass should come with a gun. The gun defends the Glass, and the Glass defends you in court when you use the gun.

  25. Re:Linux and windows have vulnerabilities on New iOS Keylogging Vulnerability Discovered · · Score: 1

    And if they allow privilege escalation they're called "jailbreaks".