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  1. Re:Doesnt sound overly hard to on More Gas Station Credit-Card Skimmers · · Score: 1

    Wait.. are you nostalgic for the days when cars needed repairs as frequently as they needed fill-ups?

    If you are, there's always motorcycles...

  2. Re:Dept of Troll Prevention.... on Leaving a Comment? That'll Be 99 Cents, and Your Name · · Score: 2, Funny

    Send me 99 cents and I'll fix that fer ya.

  3. Re:Good Idea on Leaving a Comment? That'll Be 99 Cents, and Your Name · · Score: 3, Funny

    What person has to review the transaction?

    if the 99 cents shows up, the account is legit.

    Of course, nobody ever got a credit card for their dog, did they?

  4. Re:New Zealand is looking to be a better on Software Now Un-Patentable In New Zealand · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it's full of giant gorillas and lesbian warriors.

    I don't need my ego shoved in a drawer every day like that.

  5. Re:Doesnt sound overly hard to on More Gas Station Credit-Card Skimmers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because gas stations are no longer gas stations manned by trained mechanics. They are convenience stores, manned by people who generally don't have any control or technical knowledge of the pumps. Prices are set over the internet. About all the cashier can do is put a yellow bag over the handle if there's a complaint about a pump, and call it in.

  6. Re:End of the world. on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 1

    When we put a building a thousand feet into the sky, are we adding mass?

  7. Re:Antidepressants can make people suicidal on Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal · · Score: 1

    So can alcohol - and that's a far more commonly-used and available drug.

    In which the effect is far less pronounced.

    Someone who is already a danger to kill someone is slightly more of a danger on alcohol.

    Someone who is no danger can be made very dangerous on antidepressants. Antidepressants won't just fiddle with inhibition and judgment. They can create psychotic breaks.

  8. Re:Antidepressants can make people suicidal on Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal · · Score: 1

    it's all greek to me

  9. Re:Anyone who is stupid enough to work with the RI on RIAA Accounting — How Labels Avoid Paying Musicians · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is your music doesn't make any money, but their marketing does.

    So why should they pay you?

  10. Re:Antidepressants can make people suicidal on Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It can also make them homocidal. So putting people on these things is a danger to us all, not just to them.

  11. Re:Third grade truism on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 1

    The nose is a metaphor for a vessel for chemical interaction. Your nose and my nose are two different objects, no more or less than our noses and a black hole's nose are three different objects. The effect of them is the same. Chemical reaction.

    What it lacks is a trained palate.

  12. Re:Not going to matter on Man Claims 84% of Facebook, Gets Order Blocking Assets · · Score: 1

    Assets and money are different things.

  13. Re:go figure? on RIAA's Tenenbaum Verdict Cut From $675k To $67.5k · · Score: 1

    It's a separate charge, in that the judge can have the defendant charged with perjury and made to pay for that even if he wins the original case.

    But perjury is moot here. The judge isn't charging anyone with perjury. She is merely saying that lying about the crime makes the punishment worse when there is discretion about the punishment. You get slack when you're (a) naive about your crime and (b) remorseful about it, not when you're (c) fully aware you're breaking the law and (d) willing to waste the court's time and risk further charges by lying about what you did.

    Judges hate adding paperwork to cases, so putting them in that position by raising the possibility of having to do you for perjury or contempt really pisses them off, guaranteeing you'll get hammered for the original offense.

  14. Re:End of the world. on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 1

    Okay. Now do this one:

    As population grows, eventually there will be enough people to entirely cover the surface of the earth one person deep. As population grows further, the depth of humans will increase, pushing the surface of the human-earth outward. Given the current population growth rate, how long, in years, will it be until the human-earth surface is expanding outward at the speed of light?

    Hint: it's a 4-digit number.

  15. Re:Imagery on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's a piss-poor artist's rendition that on the one hand has a silly sun being slurped up like spaghetti by a black hole, and on the other hand has a depiction of the sort of jet that actually occurs at the poles of a spinning black hole.

    The actual "bubble" is diffusion of the jet into gas somewhere off in the direction of the black hole, and is not depicted in that image.

  16. Re:How can a black hole emit anything? on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not so much emit as throw away, as a fat kid does with the a wrapper around a candy bar.

  17. Re:Third grade truism on Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble · · Score: 3, Informative

    smell is chemical. therefore it's based on the interaction of electron clouds around atoms in particular configurations within molecules. therefore it acts by means of the electromagnetic force. therefore it's mediated by virtual photons. virtual photons are light. light can go only one direction in a black hole, and that's down. so the black hole can't smell it because the virtual photons of its nose can't interact with the virtual photons of the gas outside the black hole to indicate that there are electrons, atoms, and molecules there.

    so there, smartypants.

  18. Re:Reminds me of... on REMnux, the Malware Analysis Linux OS · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that one was funny.

  19. Re:Removing My Posts on Blizzard Backs Down On Real Names For Forums · · Score: 1

    I'm not clicking on that.

  20. Re:It all comes down to $ on Blizzard Backs Down On Real Names For Forums · · Score: 1

    MBAs don't have foresight.

    They throw ideas against the wall and see what makes a profit.

    If they drive the company out of business in the process, well, they can't be sued by shareholders for being incompetent at judging risk. That's what "limited liability" means. That's what they learned in B-school. Not how to make smart decisions, but how to count the money coming in from decisions that worked.

  21. Re:It all comes down to $ on Blizzard Backs Down On Real Names For Forums · · Score: 1

    Which means in this instance it was feedback about privacy that drove their business decision.

    Tomorrow it will be profit margins from merchandising tie-ins.

  22. Re:MPAA's Piracy Statistics on Hollywood Accounting — How Harry Potter Loses Money · · Score: 1

    It would be more awesome if someone started a campaign to inform the public that Hollywood loses money every time someone buys a ticket.

    We could start a grass-roots movement to get a law passed to stop this pernicious damage to the economy. The law would make it a crime to possess a ticket even for personal use.

    Enforcement couldn't be easier. Ushers are already in uniforms, just give them badges and coupons for low monthly rates on 911 calls through their mobile carriers...

  23. You're paying them to learn on Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology · · Score: 1

    You're paying them to learn from them, so they get most upset when you cheat to get good grades or graduate undeservedly.

    Then you get a good job, what you think is good pay (entry-level pay for almost any job is laughable, btw), and fail your assignments dreadfully and get a reputation as dead weight.

    Your raises suck, you get fired or laid off more than once since you're neither productive nor creative, and by the time you're a few years out of school you're broke and thinking about changing careers.

    So, imo, schools shouldn't be interceding in cheating. They should simply be pointing out that the value of a degree is fleeting, and unless you actually have the qualities the degree implies you won't get much out of having gone to college.

    But for some reason they don't want to admit how little degrees really mean, and that you don't have to pay enormous amounts of money to over-rated schools to be confirmed to be intelligent and resourceful. So they will continue to make a big deal about catching cheaters.

  24. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? on Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology · · Score: 1

    Wow, when did Bruce Schneier become Chuck Norris?

    For that matter, when did Chuck Norris become Chuck Norris?

  25. Re:Not a new trick on Hollywood Accounting — How Harry Potter Loses Money · · Score: 5, Funny

    Life is like a box of chocolates...where someone has eaten the middle out of every one.