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Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology

Bruce Schneier's blog highlights a New York Times piece on high-tech methods for detecting student cheating. Schneier notes, "The measures used to prevent cheating during tests remind me of casino security measures." "No gum is allowed during an exam: chewing could disguise a student's speaking into a hands-free cellphone to an accomplice outside. The 228 computers that students use are recessed into desk tops so that anyone trying to photograph the screen — using, say, a pen with a hidden camera, in order to help a friend who will take the test later — is easy to spot. Scratch paper is allowed — but it is stamped with the date and must be turned in later. When a proctor sees something suspicious, he records the student's real-time work at the computer and directs an overhead camera to zoom in, and both sets of images are burned onto a CD for evidence." The Times article quotes from research published a few months back suggesting that the more you copy homework, the lower your grades.

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  1. Hmmm ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Funny

    So these schools are buying solutions to their problem of students cheating rather than figuring it out themselves? Isn't that what they're trying to prevent? /sarcasm

    1. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I went to a Polytechnic, so it was really difficult to cheat, in that most of our grade was made up of group projects and VERY-hands-on timed exams. First year, finals consisted of being given 1 regular Linksys Router, 2 desktops (1 with a fully configured running Windows machine), cabling tools and supplies, a port to the internet, and 2 discs, one of WinServ2K3 and the other was Fedora Core 4, and an HP Printer.

      The end result was to have the Windows computer host a virtual server through VMware running the Windows 2003 Server, which had to host active Directoy and a print server, and act as a router for traffic on a specified Class C subdomain. The Linksys router had to act as a router for a Class B subdomain, which the Fedora Desktop had to be on. The end result was that both the host Windows machine and the fedora machine had to be able to print a document. The internet port was for general debugging purposes, though they had blocked every site except the Polytechnic Campuses website (so no Googling!).

      You had the whole day (8 hours), If you got it done in the first 4 hours, you guaranteed passed, any longer and the teacher would gauge your progress and how you have things set up. It was the most intimidating test I've ever taken, though I passed - the only way you could cheat really is if you watched someone else and managed to follow them step by step, but then you might run the risk of making the same mistakes they did (and there were mistakes made by just about everyone. I remember getting stuck on having my Fedora Box access the webs properly, linux was not my strong suit*.)

      And really, you can't cheat in making a cable, plain and simple - either you know how to do it or you don't. You can't exactly pick up another students cable and look at their colouring scheme without getting noticed. All in all, I think all tests should be done in a hands-on way. We had the benefit of a small class size (maybe 20 students) so I can understand it being impractical for those big 100 people lectures at the university, but really its the best way to cut out cheating. Also, for an arts degree, I wouldn't even know where to start. All they ever do is write endless essays.

      Anyways - I got a little side tracked there.

      Our Prof - whom was nicknamed Lord of the Strings because he was a bit short and chubby like a hobbit, was commissioned by the Dean of the local university (why they didn't use their own IT/IS/CS department I don't know) to write an application that went through the internet and compared papers to help catch plagiarizing. He even showed us the code, which was quite impressive - almost overwhelming when you are first starting in programming.

      You enter in the topic of the paper.
      It went through the top lists of essay sites (which you could add or remove sites), and the first 2 pages worth of Google results for the words involved in the topic.
      Then it went through a statistical analysis on how similar some papers were. It could easily detect word for word copying, but he also had it set up to detect whether 1 or 2 words in a sentence were changed, and/or if the structure was simply reworked a little. At the end, it would give you a percentage on how much of the paper looked like it was just taken from online. It was then up to the prof to determine if that percentage was high enough to warrant further investigation. It also generated a report based on what sites it found the correlation.

      I guess what I'm eventually trying to say is...

      Who cheats anymore? You're almost guaranteed to get caught.

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's okay for colleges to copy so long as they pay the money upfront. ;-)

      "the more you copy homework, the lower your grades." - I disagree. If the homework is worth 10% of your grade, then it's better to copy rather than run out of time and never turn it in (a zero). I recall in my engineering classes most of us copied, not because we wanted to, but because the profs so overloaded us with homework that it was impossible to get it all finished.

      It was ridiculous - about 10 hours of homework/week for a 3 or 4 credit class. Typical 18 credit load is 50 hours just on homework. Plus 18 hours for the lectures. Plus 10-20 hours on labwork. == 80-90 hours per week!

      Hmmm... on second thought maybe they were trying to prepare us for the Real World Suck of 60-70 hour weeks.

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    3. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Ha, I forgot my * I put up there about my linux issues

      *I spent more time looking at Man pages than anything else in that exam.

    4. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      on second thought maybe they were trying to prepare us for the Real World Suck of 60-70 hour weeks.

      That was actually part of our orientation. They drew a graph for us. It went like this:

      This line here represents how hard the average worker works in the field.

      The first year, you'll be working about this hard: Half of what the average worked works at. Just introducing you to all the concepts, learning, seeing if you enjoy it, that kind of stuff. We don't want to scare anyone off in the first year basically.

      Second year, you'll be right on par with the working force. Expect your classes to be a little less than working a job but homework will make up for it.

      Third year, you'll be at about 1.5 times the average work load. This is so that when you get out of school, you are more than equipped to work in a variety of fields, and be an expert in each one. We pride ourselves on our graduate employment rate, we have to keep this high.

      Fourth year, You'll be at 2 times the average work load. This is so that when your boss comes down Friday at 4:55 pm and says "Holy Gosh Darn Crap, the server room has smoke coming out of it" you can go "No problem chief, I'll have it up before anyone is in on Monday, I better get that raise I asked for".

    5. Re:Hmmm ... by Lachryma · · Score: 0, Troll

      What the hell did you learn from this? This is the most retarded technical exam I've ever heard of.

      Are any of these skills useful? How about in ten years?

    6. Re:Hmmm ... by chucklebutte · · Score: 0

      Your finals are made of the weakest fail. How did that degree by tv degree actually help you in the real world? What you do for finals I do when I am bored out of my mind.

    7. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man they must have been preparing you for some suck jobs. We never got that in our orientation and it was pretty well known through all of engineering school that college was about 2x as hard as the real world; and what a surprise, once I got to the real world turns out I definitely do at least 1/2 as much work as in college if not less.

    8. Re:Hmmm ... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I ever went back to college I'd probably take a different tactic rather than blatant copying:

      - ignore the homework. Yeah it's worth 10% but tests were worth 60-70% and labs are another 20-30% so those are more important. I'd just scribble my best guess on the homework and not worry whether the final answer is right. The grad students are usually lenient, handing out 6-7% (out of 10) just because you tried.

      I'd then use the freed-up 50 hours to focus on actually learning the material, plus getting prepared for the tests so I can Ace them. Plus maybe meet a girl or two, rather than be terminally single.
      .

      ACE - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xGYn_NWa5E

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    9. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I learned

      A) How to construct Cat5e and Cat6 cables from basic supplies

      B) How to setup/config a server

      C) How to config a router

      D) Virtualization, how to use it properly

      E) Cross platform functionality.

      The only thing that might go away in 10 years is that specific cabling, but the theory in cabling is always the same.

      Are you telling me that writing something on paper would have been a better test of my skills?

      Keep in mind this was just first year, we had 3 others to dive into.

    10. Re:Hmmm ... by jridley · · Score: 1

      Everyone in any kind of technical field is going to have to constantly renew their skills. Anyone who has a good working knowledge of current skills will be able to keep their skills up.

      God save me from people who got their degree from a purely theoretical background. We had a person on our team once that was hired in strictly on their resume - the first and only PhD we ever had on this team, and the only person ever hired in cold instead of being promoted from inside the company.

      Our team is 100% self-motivated - we assume you know what you're doing, and will ask for help as needed. You're given a set of assignments and set loose for months on end.

      That person went on to utterly cock up an entire product, quitting the job about a month before ship, leaving it in a half-assed state. He'd decided that the data structures weren't ideal and the design wasn't pretty (not object oriented, etc) so he was going to completely rewrite it. None of it worked when he left. After paying him tens of thousands of dollars over the course of several months, we just pretty much threw away everything he did. We pretty much shipped last year's product all over again.

    11. Re:Hmmm ... by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Homework can be a good way to meet girls.

    12. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But what you don't is that even for a first year, it's more than basic, no course is needed to know how to install winserver + active directory, sorry.

    13. Re:Hmmm ... by Haffner · · Score: 1
      At my university (considered to have one of the highest workloads in the country), we complete 3 or 4 classes in 10 weeks + 1 week for finals. My physics classes required approximately 10-15 hours of homework a week, plus 3 hours lecture plus 4 hours lab.

      Math, on the other hand, generally required 5 hours to complete 50% of the assignment, 15 hours to complete 80%, and between 20-30 to complete 90%. On my first analysis midterm the average was a 14/40, and this was a class only taken by math/science majors.

      And I didn't even take the hardest classes. Honors analysis required 30 hours a week, minimum...

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    14. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homework helps reinforce the concepts you have learned, and often forces you to think about a concept in a new way. The best test preparation there is, is homework, in my opinion.

    15. Re:Hmmm ... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Who cheats anymore? You're almost guaranteed to get caught.
       
      And yet, for BUSINESS students, it's become practically a requirement of the degree- which is why our economy in the United States is in depression.

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    16. Re:Hmmm ... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is the *PERFECT* skill set for the next 20 years for any technology student to learn. It is in fact the #1 skillset needed for when you are unemployed (the ability to set up and maintain household and small business networks).

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    17. Re:Hmmm ... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on the individual. *SOME* people can read help files and figure all of that out, sure. Some can get the "Networking for dummies" book and figure it out. And some learn it in college.

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    18. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your boss has to tell you your server room has smoke coming out of it before you know, you don't deserve that raise.

    19. Re:Hmmm ... by Bengie · · Score: 1

      60-70 hour weeks?! ewwww..

      If I work more than 50 hours in a week, I get sent home.. -- salaried

      I almost never see over 40 hours.

      Even during crunch times. Work more than 60 hours and I'll get sat down an asked why I'm working so much and how I plan to reduce my work load.

    20. Re:Hmmm ... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a way it could help:
      You're unemployed for more than 16 months- happens to the best of us, especially in an economy where it is assumed that anybody with 2+ years of experience is completely interchangeable (a wrong assumption, but corporations are full of wrong assumptions). Your unemployment runs out because gasp, the Sentate decided to vote it down just before leaving on a long 4th of July Vacation.

      Without these skills you're up a creek. But WITH these skills, you start canvasing your friends and family for people who either just got broadband, are setting up a small business network, or are dissatisfied with the subjective speed of their computer. And with the money you earn from that, you get to eat for another day.

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    21. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Man, that would frustrate me beyond belief.

      I know I've already got two +5 interesting comments up here, but I sure do like talking about how the schools work around here. Being a fresh young hipster its all still very fresh in my mind. And all of my friends are still in school, because they took a year or two off out of high school, or dropped out and are now going back, or are persuing longer 8 year degrees.

      But basically, there are (practically) 4 campuses in our city. You can go to the University, the prestigious and expensive one, which has about half of its focus on Engineering and the other half is split amongst every other faculty. We also have the College - which is now being upgraded to a university, though I don't know what that really gets them, other than perhaps more funding. It has always kind of been the place to go for General studies when you haven't decided what you want to do, but they also have a few business courses and things along those lines. It's not a bad school but it just doesn't have the specialty focus that the other campuses do at producing top knotch students. There is the Academy of Arts and Design, so basically if you are a little more into artsy stuff, you can go there*. Then there is the Polytechnic, which I went to. It was very trades skills oriented. The major areas were Mechanics, Computers, Cullinary Arts, and Medical training, probably in that order from biggest to smallest.

      The university and the polytechnic were always in a kind of competition/accord about their computer sciences. The university was very theoretical. The polytechnic was very practical. I never learned Binary computation, or ASCII tables, or anything like that because those skills are not usually called upon in most working jobs. The university students probably know how a computer works more from top to bottom, transistors to code. I have more experience in actually writing codes and putting things together. Now, the impression I get is that more companies in our city prefer the polytechnic students - simply because they can get them working right away. Less training kind of thing. However the university degree looks a lot nicer anywhere outside of the country. It's created this kind of weird rift in that students decide what campus they want to go to dependant on where they want to work. "Oh your girlfriend will be doing Grad School in England? Why not get a degree from the university since it'll be better recognized over there and you can get a job over there?"

      There were a few students (I can recall 3 at least) that said they had spent 1 year at the university and switched over to the Polytechnic for their Computer degrees. Mostly because they favoured skills over theory. I know companies in my city have also started to feel this way, but its kind of upsetting that polytechnics don't get the respect they deserve. If I were to move to Europe, they might not even consider me for an interview based on my resume, even though I have the skills they'd want.

      *As a side note - the art school most interesting campus, just because of the people there. Everyone either was taking a picture, holding a canvas, or had a unique and loud hair style/make up. You felt out of place wearing jeans a t shirt. Lots of Macs too.

    22. Re:Hmmm ... by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      Hmm, this is Slashdot - what is this "girls" of which you speak?

      Never see anything like that in my basement :-)

    23. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I get 40 hours regular and rotated On Call. On Call is very difficult to define as hourly, since you rarely get called in, and if you do, you don't know how long for. But it also means you can't go out of town or anything like that.

      So I mean, if you consider Friday 5:00 PM to monday 8:00AM on call as "half time", thats like 30 hours on duty + your 40. One of these every 3 weeks, that averages a 50 hour week.

    24. Re:Hmmm ... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fourth year, You'll be at 2 times the average work load. This is so that when your boss comes down Friday at 4:55 pm and says "Holy Gosh Darn Crap, the server room has smoke coming out of it" you can go "No problem chief, I'll have it up before anyone is in on Monday, I better get that raise I asked for".

      Sounds like your college is run by people with no significant grasp of reality. Yes, bosses occasionally ask you to pull all-nighters or all-weekenders, but that happens occasionally. If it's happening continuously, then that's a sign that this is a job for first-year college grads that they don't expect you to actually stay in for very long before moving on to a real job. Either that or the company is in a death spiral. Either way, you don't want to stay there.

      For a school to pull that on a continuous basis isn't preparing you for the real world. It's preparing you to go postal and shoot up the campus. Just saying. An 80 hour week is simply unsustainable for more than about two or three weeks at a time, whether you're talking about a workplace or a college. You're going to spend, at minimum:

      • 1 hour per day traveling between classes, etc.
      • 2 hours per day eating.
      • 45 minutes per day on personal hygiene.
      • 8 hours per day sleeping.
      • half an hour per day waking up.
      • half an hour per day going to sleep.

      That's 12 hours and 45 minutes, which leaves 11 hours, 15 minutes MAXIMUM that you can usefully use. An 80 hour week requires 11 hours, 26 minutes on average per day. So it simply can't be done without cutting into something that's actually critical for your health and well being, and that's if you don't take a single minute to just relax and enjoy life, don't attend any sort of religious institution, aren't in any fraternity or sorority, don't get any actual exercise beyond walking to/from class, etc. In short it's very unhealthy.

      Over long periods of time, such insane levels of work lead to serious mental health problems. If your school is truly working you 80 hours per week, you should contact a mental health professional and have them do a study on your school's population. I suspect you'll find higher than normal rates of anger management problems, severe inability to concentrate due to sleep deprivation, and a significantly elevated rate of depression and suicidal thoughts. It simply is not healthy to work people that hard over an extended period of time. It's so unhealthy that nearly every civilized country in the world (except the U.S.) has laws limiting work hours to significantly less than that.

      And it's not just unhealthy in the short term. College is a critical time in people's lives for creating new social relationships. For most people, their first thirteen years of education was spent with mostly the same people. College is the first time that they break away from that, and it is critical that they have sufficient time during all four years to get used to making new friends quickly. It's going to happen when they move from job to job later in life, and if they aren't prepared to handle that, it can be socially damaging, even devastating. When you lose a job, your whole social network goes away. Preparing students for that is at least as important as any academic information that they can impart---maybe even more important. The social learning will still be useful in twenty years, long after any detailed technical knowledge has become dated and stale.

      Also a substantial percentage of marriages occur because of people meeting in college. With an 80-hour instruction week, such socialization becomes nonexistent, leading to even further elevated rates of depression in graduates down the road. The lack of adequate time to socialize also results in those graduates having a hard time with social interaction after they graduate simply due to not having socialized much for four years. This further exacerbates the problem.

      Finally, such

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    25. Re:Hmmm ... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Ok I just finished a uni comp sci course and while I get that they intended it to be a computer science course rather than a technology course I wish we'd had a few modules with that kind of hands on stuff.

    26. Re:Hmmm ... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 5, Informative
      I can't speak to your experience but the homework in my upper level physics courses was crucial to understanding the material. Basically the assumption was if we could do the homework, we could do the exams, which I found was the case for the most part.

      The exams themselves also tended to be modified homework problems; although not exact, they would require the same thought and techniques the homework did.

    27. Re:Hmmm ... by eharvill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are an ass. Please explain why those skills are not useful? I suppose you left school (assuming you went) to take a position as a Sr Douchebag making $100K, right?

      That's an interesting test, especially if you are looking to be a system administrator at some point. That test touches upon all sorts of skill sets and shows at least a base competency is several real world technologies - OSes (Windows/Linux), Networking (multiple levels of OSI), hardware and virtualization. It also shows that someone can be self-reliant (no google), knows how to troubleshoot and can also read a man/help page.

      I couldn't have done something like this when I was in school. Heck, most "IT Professionals" I know today probably couldn't do it either. It amazes me how people get stuck in a niche. Linux admins not knowing anything about Windows and vice-versa. Network guys that don't really understand networking (routing, protocols, etc), but can copy a switch port config like nobodies business.

      Please enlighten us to all great things you did 10 years ago that are relevant today...

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    28. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my university (considered to have one of the highest workloads in the country)

      It's funny how everyone says that about their college.

      Shut the fuck up. It's like saying you were the captain of the football team when you were in highschool. It's pitiful, annoying and pointless.

      If you have to brag about that, go out and actually do something now that you can brag about.

    29. Re:Hmmm ... by fmdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds to me like it was mostly trying to get the students to think on there feet to solve a problem with just the tools at hand. I don't think that the specific technologies were a big part of the teaching here (and rarely is).

    30. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to construct Cat5e and Cat6 cables from basic supplies

      Boy, what a useful skill to have an exam about. We used to hand 500m of cable, measuring tape and rj-45 plugs to interns together with a diagram and a tester. Most of those kids didn't know about double clicking and managed to make working cable. You don't need training for that other than someone showing you once.

      You claim that all these skills will pass the test of time, but will they really? Setting up a linux server 10 years ago is a whole different beast than it is today. Anybody still seeing lilo on a daily basis on something that's not legacy? IPv4 may some day go out of fashion for another network protocol (maybe IPv6, maybe something else). Does anyone even remember IPX? Setting up a linksys router isn't exactly hard.

      Keep in mind this was just first year, we had 3 others to dive into.

      I hope your other years have more satisfying courses or that you have a natural curiousity about you, or otherwise you're going to be in for a surprise 5-10 years from now.

    31. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have a couple problems with this.

      First of all, at the point where you're studying the material (or, "actually learning" as you put it), you might as well be doing the homework. As a student, I can state that at least at my (rather good) university, the homework actually teaches you things that otherwise weren't covered in class, were only touched on, or were fully covered. I've yet to come across severe gruntwork for the sake of gruntwork.

      Second, your argument about ignoring is just a bad tactic (and I say that having both done and not done homework). First, doing homework gives you a buffer in case you don't ace the tests (which are, in my experience, usually closer to the 40-50% mark, including the final). Second, doing homework will increase your score by helping teach you the material. Often, some test questions are gimmes from the homework, which other students will have much less time to do. They'll also have practice from doing those types of problems and know what kinds of mistakes they tend to make, while you will probably take longer and you'll be more error prone.

      Third, even if you ace the exam, its usually curved anyway. If the top 10% gets a 60 thats an A, you getting a 90 or a 95 isn't worth squat, since you'll still only get that high score on the test portion. You probably won't be able to get an A in the class since you have a crappy homework score. At least at my university, the TAs can tell if you're writing short, worthless scribbles versus actually attempting the work.

      Lastly, most of the teachers I know were willing to look at borderline grades and curve them. Their criteria, though, were either homework or attendance (which is a bit unrelated). If they saw that you put in the work they wanted, then you were rewarded. Doubly so if you would talk to your prof about homework problems when you struggled.

      Trust me, I've tried. It's a bad call.

    32. Re:Hmmm ... by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I don't see why this is a troll. From what I can see from the example Monkeedude gives, the course covered the practice of everything and the theory of almost nothing. Unless you plan to stay at university forever maintaining your skillset the whole thing seems very shortsighted and, to my mind, lacks focus on advancing the art. I can see why the exercise might be challenging (more frustrating really) and why an employer might judge me for my skill in getting such a thing done, but not why a university would (or should).

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    33. Re:Hmmm ... by gsmalleus · · Score: 1

      Smoke in server room? Throw shoe at fire suppression switch and go back to reading slashdot....

    34. Re:Hmmm ... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I wish they had forward thinking academic designers at my Polytechnic. At the time, they were still stuck in the medieval form of testing/grading. It would be nice to see a trend in undergraduate studies where what is learned is more important than the evaluation of what was learned. (btw, not sure why that set up would take more than a couple hours... then again, depending on the specs I guess, a slow winstall could hose your grade-- just updating Win could take 8hrs, and depending on when you install your AV, each reboot getting longer... really have to be strategic on the reboots, anyway, intersting test.)

    35. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Who cheats anymore? You're almost guaranteed to get caught.

      Ummmm... what about those of us who NEVER cheated... not out of fear of getting caught, but out of a desire to, you know, ACTUALLY LEARN, and a knowledge that it's, you know, WRONG TO CHEAT?

      Is ethical behavior THAT rare?

    36. Re:Hmmm ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Yes, setting up the Fedora Distro, because it was not installed, was the first thing on everyone's list, or rather, the one to start first and observe as you worked through everything else.

      There were people who got out in a couple hours, because they could finish a cable in the time it takes for Windows to reboot.

    37. Re:Hmmm ... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Man I wish I'd gone there that sounds like an awesome school.

      Sadly, that approach is far too expensive for degree mills, so it'll only be the lucky few who get that kind of teaching.

    38. Re:Hmmm ... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've never had experience working for a financial company. It applies even to their IT departments.

      But then again, those people are also getting compensated appropriately.

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    39. Re:Hmmm ... by thebagel · · Score: 1

      But WITH these skills, you start canvasing your friends and family for people who either just got broadband, are setting up a small business network, or are dissatisfied with the subjective speed of their computer. And with the money you earn from that, you get to eat for another day.

      While I can fully appreciate requiring a balance of theory and practice (my alma mater had a very nice balance), honestly, those aren't skills that a university-educated student couldn't pick up. If you "know how a computer works more from top to bottom, transistors to code" then you should be able to quickly and easily figure out how to set up a small business network or fix a computer (and if you can't, you probably didn't earn your degree). The reverse is not necessarily true. And as an earlier poster pointed out, you know today's technologies, but in 5-10 years, without some significant study on your part, when the technologies change, you're going to be up a creek.

      tl;dr - Don't underestimate the value of theoretical knowledge. It's much easier to go theoretical -> practical than the other way around.

    40. Re:Hmmm ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Who cheats anymore? You're almost guaranteed to get caught.

      I tutored send year engineering at a local Uni. Let me make this plain and clear, people cheat, people are dumb, and some would have gotten away with it if they didn't give us every possible help in finding them. The three classic cases I will never forget:

      1. I was grading assignments whereby students had to solve the steady state conditions of a simple linear circuit with several resistors, voltage sources and current sources. Students have to print their own cover sheet. You get all sorts of results from nicely laser printed sheets, to bright pink sheets with banding of black because an inkjet tank was empty. When I marked my second pile I noticed a second bright pink cover sheet so I compared the assignments side by said. Same working, same layout, same mistakes, and same wrong answer. ... Same report to the dean.

      2. In this same assignment one of my students really impressed. Rather than solving the algebra and circuit longhand she created a large system of equations, stuck them in a matrix and solved them that way. Worked well for all her results and she got top marks. We didn't teach this in the course. A bit later I come across a student who for the first 2 questions clearly demonstrates the inability to solve a simple circuit. For the EEs out there tell me if you solve a circuit that is supposed to be battery powered and get a Thevenin voltage of 4MV. Anyway I get to question 3 and the result is a perfectly structured system of equations. The worst part about this is that it's just as much against the rules to help someone cheat as it is to cheat. The good student was lucky she didn't end up failing the course.

      3. And finally the classic cases we get at a university which has a LOT of overseas students. Especially the engineering department attracts a lot of students from Asia some of which arguably shouldn't be allowed to do a course here without some English certification first. In any case it's not uncommon that we get a written assignment where every paragraph is a challenge (and often quite funny) to read, but then suddenly get a page of perfect queens English.

      All this money is spent on high-tech solutions. If the students were clever enough to concoct genius ideas to cheat then they'd probably be smart enough to pass the course anyway.

    41. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the BEST PUNISHMENT for college students who cheat is an old-fashioned, BARE-ASSED, over-the-knee SPANKING

    42. Re:Hmmm ... by adolf · · Score: 1

      Please enlighten us to all great things you did 10 years ago that are relevant today...

      I learned to work on cars, laser printers, and general electronics. I learned about SSL. I learned about *nix. I learned about NT-based Windows. I learned to build routers. I learned not to string Cat5 overhead across a parking lot to another building. I learned about all manner of audio problems, and by extension a whole lot of general signal theory, by working in a studio. I learned about ground loops, and how to resolve them. I learned to cook. I learned not to drive while angry or shit happens. I learned to start making backups or shit happens. I learned to wear a condom or kids happen. I learned that it's important to show up at work on time, or be forced to find a different job that isn't very strict.

      I could go on for a very long time with this not-so-profound list of things that I learned about 10 years ago that are still useful today. But why?

    43. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You paid to goto school to learn to configure a Linksys router?
      a) you are much too young, get off lawns, etc
      b) lol what a waste of money and time

    44. Re:Hmmm ... by soppsa · · Score: 1

      These are all things you can learn on your own quite easily with any amount of initiative. IT helpdesk work is not rocket science...

    45. Re:Hmmm ... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      At most colleges and universities, 12-15 undergraduate hours is considered a full load. If you are carrying a full load, you are a full time student, in the same sense that someone who has a full time job is a full time employee. That is, you are expected to spend 40+ hours every week on work. Only 12-15 of those hours are in class, so the remaining 35-38 hours are spend working on homework. Hence for every hour you spend in class, you are expected by professors to spend at least two or three hours outside of class completing homework.

      In the example you give, I would entirely expect a student to have to spend 10 hours a week on a 3-4 unit class. And an 18 hour load is a heavy load, with the expectation of spending 35-45 hours per week outside of class on homework. If you think this is excessive, don't take 18 hours of classes. Take 12.

    46. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a big motherfucker.

  2. It's not cheating! by AnonymousClown · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's being a 'team player'.

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  3. I say let them cheat by Pojut · · Score: 1

    Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

    1. Re:I say let them cheat by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      And the company goes: "Well I'm not hiring anyone from THAT university again".

      The schools do have an incentive to curtail cheating.

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    2. Re:I say let them cheat by grepya · · Score: 3, Funny

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      From TFA:
      “Copying homework is a leading indicator of becoming a business major,”

            I leave the punchlines to the public....

    3. Re:I say let them cheat by frizop · · Score: 2, Informative

      As if to say they are usually taught anything they need to know for their job anyway.

    4. Re:I say let them cheat by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Which isn't much different when entering the real world when you weren't cheating... for nearly all bachelor degrees everything can be figured out on the fly.

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    5. Re:I say let them cheat by toastar · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      Yes, But unlike Schools, Most Jobs don't care if you cheat.

      In fact copying a successful peers work is likely to get me a raise in the real world.

    6. Re:I say let them cheat by Monchanger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately business majors are usually the ones doing the hiring.

    7. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Schools also have an ethical responsibility to ensure that graduates actually have the skills/knowledge that the degree implies.

    8. Re:I say let them cheat by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Unless your job involves creating original work. In the tech world, emulating existing/proven network designs, hardware configurations and software installations leads to a stable environment and a happy boss. But if you're a software engineer, copying everyone else's code and pretending it's your own isn't good form. If you take multiple (attributed) objects and combine them in a new way to do something useful, That's good form, but avoiding citing your sources can lead to very unpleasant discussions later on. As a tech at a government funded state high school, my boss and I regularly ask for ideas/examples from other schools, and copy what works, modifying if necessary for our environment. The Education Department already paid for the idea to be developed by one of the other technicians, it only makes sense to get as much value out of it as possible.

    9. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all at risk, of frustration and worse, whenever someone cheats his way into a position he is not competent to fulfill.

    10. Re:I say let them cheat by ChromaticDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Earlier in my career I had great disdain for an aspect of my company's culture that seemed to venerate degreed folk simply because of the degree denying or holding back promotions of clear subject matter experts simply because they did not have the degree usually appropriate for that level. True to form, I was promoted immediately after getting my Masters. Nonetheless, I really did believe most of what we did could be trained "on the fly".

      Then something changed.

      I had the opportunity to mentor someone who hadn't yet finished a Bachelors degree.

      I showered them with documentation, with web-based training, with tutorials and direct training. It didn't help. Others may have done well. This individual couldn't, on their own, complete the most basic assignments and froze instead of using many avenues to overcome problems or misunderstandings.

      It's not a matter of what you learned to get your degree. It's that you learned how to learn. Completing a degree demonstrates your ability to complete a long-term project presumably with all the initiative, time-management and general project planning that entails.

      Cheating your way through short-cuts all of that.

    11. Re:I say let them cheat by Wolfraider · · Score: 0

      And that is usually done through tests

    12. Re:I say let them cheat by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      This is an idea I agree with in theory, except that it assumes their incompetence gets found out early enough to avoid real-world damage to innocent parties. That is to say, sure, they'll be paying for it, but everyone else might, too. For instance, in the case of a building engineer, I can only HOPE they get found out before the structurally unsound houses they design get built. Or that the braindead network administrator's lack of decent security knowledge is discovered and dealt with before the network turns into someone else's botnet.

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    13. Re:I say let them cheat by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      I agree the University does have a responsibility to make sure cheating does not happen plus the University has a reputation to maintain that the students know what there doing and are skilled at there trades. But yes in the long run cheating will not pay off because they will suffer at there jobs.

    14. Re:I say let them cheat by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work in the real world. In the real world your boss may not even be in the same field as you and they have no basis to know if you are actually good or just bullshitting.

    15. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't have a problem with cheating if the schools actually taught anything anymore. Certainly more than half of what I'm doing now is still reading out of a book and then taking a test on it, something that anyone with reading skills and free time can do. Actually, if they did teach things, it would also make it extremely difficult to cheat, so it would be a self-correcting problem.

    16. Re:I say let them cheat by mewyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hell no. Being in a highly competitive degree program at one of the best schools in the nation for it, cheaters not only hurt themselves in the long run, but everyone else in the class. In my analog signals class, there is a large contingent that cheats on the homework and artificially inflates their grades. This class is also heavily curved, and since analog signals are not my strong suit, I ended up getting bit by the cheaters by dragging my letter grade down.

      Cheaters in a university very rarely hurt just themselves.

    17. Re:I say let them cheat by miggyb · · Score: 1

      I used to be in that same position, but then man man changed my life.

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    18. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in the meantime, you don't have that job because some poser with the paper applied for it first?

      Nah, screw 'em.

    19. Re:I say let them cheat by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      No, We'll all be paying for it because those losers will be playing musical chairs with companies; learning to look good in interviews, but making us do their work until they're terminated.

    20. Re:I say let them cheat by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Yeah but how do you find the worthy people with those skills who didn't have the chances to go to such a university?

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    21. Re:I say let them cheat by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I used to be in that same position, but then man man changed my life.

      I tried to figure out what man man does, but I had some problems. Can you help me?
      $ man man man
      --Man-- next: man(1) [ view (return) | skip (Ctrl-D) | quit (Ctrl-C) ]
      q^C

    22. Re:I say let them cheat by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Unfortunately business majors are usually the ones doing the hiring.

      And once again I'm reminded why choosing Engineering was a mistake. I chose the degree that forces me to fall on my knees & beg for a job from the guys who spent most of their time partying/sexing in school. 9packs-up suitcase). That's it. I'm going back to school and get a business major with minor in human resources. Then *I* can be the boss. ;-)

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    23. Re:I say let them cheat by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Not where I work.

      At my company, for new hires:
      We meet 90% of people at Job Fairs. Job fairs are staffed by people in a similar position to what is being hired for. Engineers talk to engineers, Marketing marketing, etc.

      At the end of the day all the engineers get together and screen the first round. People then get a go/no go selection for a 1-on-1 interview on campus.

      If they pass to the next level, you then go interview on site with the people you will be working with. Usually the manager, another person in the group and another manager in another division in the building. They get together and make a group decision on the hiring.

      Everyone has to go through HR and legal training, but you avoid 90% of the BS that I hear goes on with letting HR and business majors make the decisions.

      Plus you get to go back to your alma mater with a business credit card and buy shots for sorority pub crawl.

    24. Re:I say let them cheat by wsanders · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, up to a point. The difference between people with and without degrees is substantial. It's not correlated with how many years ago they got their degree or if it was even in something technical.

      The one exception to this has been military veterans. If a college degree counts for +10, recent military service counts +11. I suppose it has something to do with having people who yell at you until you do things they way they are supposed to be done, a luxury I cannot indulge in.

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    25. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What the fuck sort of citation do you want?

      How about Socrates? He once caught a student cheating. Do you know what he did? He beat the student's scrotum with a piece of wood, then expelled the student.

      What about Sir Francis Bacon, while he was a professor at Oxford? There are stories of him catching a group of students cheating. Do you know what he did? He told the king, and the king had the students hanged.

      What about Dr. Oppenheimer? When he caught students cheating, he wept.

      Clearly, cheating is as unacceptable as it gets in academia. It's not tolerated, because it harms the very soul of what makes academia so important and valuable.

    26. Re:I say let them cheat by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      How do you source an ethical responsibility?

      I mean it's ethical not to kill anybody but the only place it's really said are in laws and religion.

      Try looking at a school's mission statement?

      What a troll comment.

    27. Re:I say let them cheat by MakinBacon · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      So will everybody who's more qualified, but doesn't get the job because they have a lower GPA because they didn't cheat.

    28. Re:I say let them cheat by Moryath · · Score: 1

      On the flipside, I've met many people with a "Master's Degree" who were incapable of tying their own shoes, much less doing anything useful.

    29. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DING DING DING! This.

    30. Re:I say let them cheat by Myopic · · Score: 1

      A degree is a tool. It's a tool to demonstrate ability. It's not perfect, but it's what we have. People who don't have that tool need to find another tool, perhaps a tool such as entrepreneurship, or exceptional skills of persuasion.

    31. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree the University does have a responsibility to make sure cheating does not happen plus the University has a reputation to maintain that the students know what there doing and are skilled at there trades. But yes in the long run cheating will not pay off because they will suffer at there jobs.

      All of this coming from some one who doesn't know the proper usage of the word 'their'.

    32. Re:I say let them cheat by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Completing a degree demonstrates your ability to complete a long-term project presumably with all the initiative, time-management and general project planning that entails.

      In other words, the degree is useless by your own admission. It indicates a candidate probably possesses some skill but does not actually develop it any more than working for four years would.

      Sort of akin to only hiring white people because they're less likely to come from poor uneducated backgrounds. Actually interview them to see if they have the required skills? too much effort.

    33. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Sir Francis Bacon...

      Hum, bacon... aaaaaarrrrrgglllllll /Homer

    34. Re:I say let them cheat by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      And Doctorates too, but it depends on what you're hiring them for. I interviewed a math PH.D. who was applying for a software test automation job. I needed him to be able to think and solve real time technical problems and longer term architectural problems. During the interview, I lobbed him what I thought were fairly easy problem solving questions.

      Zip. Zilch. Nada. The guy appeared to be a hopeless idiot. I gave him a thumbs down for the testing department.

      Development eventually hired him, for numerical analysis development, at which he excelled, even though his programming per se is pretty awful.

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    35. Re:I say let them cheat by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Hey! This sounds like excellent news. It means that they should all pass their "business ethics" classes, thus sparing the public from the dangers of unethical managers...

    36. Re:I say let them cheat by mhajicek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I had the opportunity to mentor someone who hadn't yet finished a Bachelors degree.

      That's a rather small sample size with which to shift your paradigm.

    37. Re:I say let them cheat by initdeep · · Score: 1

      as someone who is completely self taught, and own his own business, i cannot disagree with you more.

      I'd rather pull the straight from high school exceptional student that hasn't spent the last 5-6 years getting their 4 year degree and forgetting how to learn and instead focusing on rote memorization for a set period of time.

      i can teach them what i need them to know, and will gladly pay for any training they and I feel they should receive.

      And i get more motivated and BETTER employees by going this route.
      They aren't deeply in debt and demanding pay not commensurate with their abilities just because some asshat college / university person told them that was the expected salary. They are typically more likely to stay on because they are rewarded with all the training they need to do their jobs, and know that if they desire to move up, the training will be provided and thus do not have to LIE about what they can and cannot do in an interview. And finally they are typically less moronic when it comes to understanding how the real world works as opposed the fantasy land that most colleges/universities seem to think exists and tell them in the "norm".

      I actually generally ask one question of every degreed person i interview before the interview ever gets started.
      "How many years were you in college and how many credit hours did you take each semester?"
      if their degree wasn't completed in the standard time or less, they go right to the bottom of the pile. I'll take my high school trainables over them at that point.

    38. Re:I say let them cheat by Bugamn · · Score: 1

      RTFM

    39. Re:I say let them cheat by PPH · · Score: 1

      Management material.

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    40. Re:I say let them cheat by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You hire them as techs and are flexible enough with your promotion system so that they can be rewarded if they show a high aptitude.

      (In practice very few companies actually do this)

    41. Re:I say let them cheat by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > if their degree wasn't completed in the standard time or less, they go right to the bottom of the pile.

      You'd miss me, then.

      I took forever, because I was holding a full-time job, either in my field or a closely related field, the entire time I went to school.

      That, and I find it very difficult to go to boring classes, so I'd take them, drop them, take them, drop them, ad nauseum.

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    42. Re:I say let them cheat by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I didn't know a final project was that easy to cheat on.

      In order to graduate, I had to get a B or higher and 40% of my grade came from my team, 10% from the teacher, and the other 50% from the company we did the project for.

      As far as I can tell, this would be for entry level students and entry level students don't have a degree from the school yet.

    43. Re:I say let them cheat by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I understand requiring a bachelor's degree (like you said, you learn how to learn), and I understand requiring a PhD for a few highly specialized and highly technical fields.

      What I don't understand is what a master's degree gets you. It proves you can spend entirely too long studying one problem and then write a 100 page paper?

      What I think happens all too often is that employers hire candidates with advanced degrees who don't really know how to solve problems outside of academia.

    44. Re:I say let them cheat by timholman · · Score: 1

      In my analog signals class, there is a large contingent that cheats on the homework and artificially inflates their grades. This class is also heavily curved, and since analog signals are not my strong suit, I ended up getting bit by the cheaters by dragging my letter grade down.

      I've dealt with this situation in my own circuits classes. I've developed a strategy that seems to work fairly well:

      (1) I tell the students on the very first day that I am fully aware of the web sites where you can download textbook solutions. Then I tell them that homework is given to prepare them for the exams, and that copying the solutions manual is counter-productive to that goal.

      (2) Make the homework count for only 10% of the grade - just enough to encourage students to turn it in, but not enough to permit them to pass the course if they fail the exams.

      (3) Put the last six years of exams online for students to download, and make up completely original exams each semester. (It's more work for me not to re-use problems, but it completely eliminates any hope of students using rote memorization to pass.)

      Every semester, I wind up failing a few students with nearly perfect homework scores and abysmal exam grades, but most students quickly figure out that there is no shortcut to a good grade short of actually doing the work.

      My observation from years of teaching is that cheating is pretty much inversely proportional to the level of effort put forth by the instructor. Professors who create original exams every semester, and who apply a "trust but verify" policy to exams, generally keep cheating under control in their courses. Professors who re-use old exam problems and make no effort to police the class wind up with rampant cheating.

    45. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're implying that all individuals who do not hold a degree are either imbeciles, cheaters, or both.

      Enjoy your irreparable brain damage, I suppose.

    46. Re:I say let them cheat by wisty · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, let them cheat. They'll be paying for it once they get a job based on their "degree" and suddenly realize they don't know fuckall about what they're doing.

      Yes, But unlike Schools, Most Jobs don't care if you cheat.

      In fact copying a successful peers work is likely to get me a raise in the real world.

      Yeah, but most jobs care if you steal from the till.

    47. Re:I say let them cheat by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      If your final project isn't supervised its pretty easy to cheat.

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    48. Re:I say let them cheat by stakovahflow · · Score: 1

      Got any openings? LOL!

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    49. Re:I say let them cheat by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Might be that he'd spent so long building his specialty box, that he was incapable of thinking outside it. Tho that could be a chicken/egg thing, too. I had a college prof who did the sort of research he did because he was completely incapable of coping with ANYTHING else.

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    50. Re:I say let them cheat by jridley · · Score: 1

      Good universities teach how to learn, far more than high school does.
      Bad universities teach how to pass tests, same as bad high schools (though since the creation of "no child left behind", all schools are becoming bad schools, or at least, none are excelling anymore. Better to call it "no child allowed to excel, because the school can't afford it").

    51. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between people with and without degrees is substantial. It's not correlated with how many years ago they got their degree or if it was even in something technical.

      Yes, it is substantial, to the point where I have known several people with their higher degree in EE/CS or just CS who can't think their way out of a cardboard box turned on its side, and the people who are self-taught, while not having the "discipline" of sitting in a classroom for 4-8 years, understand the concepts and can keep up with the changes in technology better.

      Just my experience. I'm sure that there are plenty of people with degrees in applicable fields who can think. Just as there are probably plenty of people with their technology certifications who know how to turn on a box with that technology.

    52. Re:I say let them cheat by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      Ok, so maybe while earning a degree you learn HOW to learn from a variety of different sources. That doesn't mean there aren't other ways to learn the same skills. In this case it's clear that particular person did not learn those skills, but it isn't an accurate representation of all people with no degree.

    53. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That says more about your job than it does about the value of a college education. I use my engineering degree daily and I am compensated handsomely for my expertise.

    54. Re:I say let them cheat by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      Haha yeah okay this really drives home support for academia right here I guess in this century it's about price gouging and raising tuition at twice the rate of inflation and back then it was about abusing people all in all i suppose we're better off now that we are forced to be subjected to such institutions in order to get better jobs we all win gee thanks academia

    55. Re:I say let them cheat by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Most of this anti-cheating tech originated from the IT certification industry.... things that business majors want to see on resumes even though they have relevance to the real world.

    56. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting story, but I've seen the same thing play out in reverse as well. The self taught person had to learn how find things out on their own, while the students were waiting for the teacher to show them how to do something.

      Maybe this isn't the most useful metric. I know I would rather work with someone who is smart and gets things done, regardless of whether they went to school or not.

    57. Re:I say let them cheat by toastar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but most jobs care if you steal from the till.

      If your job has a till, and you have a college degree... Odds are you screwed up somewhere.

    58. Re:I say let them cheat by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Everyone you listed was upset that they caught someone cheating, not at the cheating.

      Academia regularly cheats just like anything else, just because they get all pissy and pretend its a horrible thing doesn't mean they are any different than politicians, just better at it, since they've obviously fooled you.

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    59. Re:I say let them cheat by twidarkling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, lemme introduce you to something. It's called a "period." It's a punctuation mark to separate thoughts expressed in text. You might want to learn a bit more about it on your own, since your own time in academia seemed to fail you so thoroughly.

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    60. Re:I say let them cheat by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, unless you're dead-set on working for a giant corporation, it's not that hard to find companies in any field that don't have a massive management system and an HR department. There are lots of small businesses where the handful of people who actually run the company are also the people who do most of the work.

      It's not a big secret that large companies tend to develop big bureaucracies. If you go get a job at one of those companies, you shouldn't be surprised that you end up in the middle of that mess. If you don't want to deal with that, then go work for somewhere smaller.

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    61. Re:I say let them cheat by cowscows · · Score: 1

      What I do find nice about Master's degrees is that they generally show an interest in a particular subject beyond just going to college for 4 years because that's what my parents said I should do. Graduate programs are usually more focused than an undergrad degree.

      Also your nonsense about spending too long on one problem and writing a big paper is silly. Almost anything worth doing in this world is inevitably going to involve many long days of monotonous work, stuff that is intensely unfun, but needs to be completed. In many industries, a project continuing for a year or even many years is not unusual. It's not a bad thing for an individual to have experienced that kind of grind and have had a chance to develop ways of coping with it.

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      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    62. Re:I say let them cheat by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Being self taught and getting a degree are not as mutually exclusive as they seem. For example, my Bachelor of Science in Computer Science didn't give me everything I needed to know about any specific job. It merely taught me to solve problems relating to computer science (and how to pick up a programming language fairly quickly). I still had to go out there and learn a few marketable skills on my own. There a few of my fellow students who also did this. We were the ones who found jobs right away after graduation while those who didn't look beyond their coursework ended up struggling to find work. Those marketable skills I picked up on my own get me into a job but what I learned in college en route to my degree is what makes me good at my job. You shouldn't sell a college grad short. Depending on what you need them for, they may be worth the hire.

    63. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >What about Dr. Oppenheimer? When he caught students cheating, he wept.

      Jeez, I hate to think what he did when his atom bomb went off...

    64. Re:I say let them cheat by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      No, good universities select people who already know how to learn. Or who are so bloody intelligent they look like they knew how to learn. Or who their acceptance process failed to weed out.

      There is a difference.

    65. Re:I say let them cheat by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Almost anything worth doing in this world is inevitably going to involve many long days of monotonous work, stuff that is intensely unfun, but needs to be completed. In many industries, a project continuing for a year or even many years is not unusual

      Granted, but in industry you are never going to be focusing exclusively on one problem, and really the only time anyone is ever going to write a dissertation is to complete their graduate program.

      Sure, there are plenty of reports in industry, but they're so completely different from a dissertation that it makes me think that the only thing a dissertation ever prepared anyone for is writing scholarly articles. In industry o you constantly write short status updates for major projects, you will never spend the amount of time writing a single report that a dissertation requires.

      As for showing an interest in a particular subject ... I've seen more people with advanced degrees get burned out and despise their field than undergrads.

    66. Re:I say let them cheat by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      I find the main difference between college grads and high school grads is that college grads know what they don't know. When I left college I had no idea how big the world was, and how much I didn't understand.

      My degree is in physics, but I've had introductions to philosophy, psychology, British literature, logic, electronics, mechanical engineering, genetics, robotics, computer science, industrial design, business, finance, and economics. Even though I don't have an in depth knowledge of these areas, I know enough to find what I need and go from there.

      As a high school grad, I wouldn't know where to start if you asked me about prepositional calculus or Pareto efficiency. As a college grad, I know where these terms come from and where I can find more information.

      In my Ph.D. work I've found the most innovative ideas come from combining concepts in disparate fields in unique ways. My favorite example of this is using artificial physical forces to control swarms of robots, a technique known as physicomimetics.

      If all the knowledge your workers have was obtained through you, then I don't think you can ever expect this kind of idea generation to happen. However, if you are confident all you'll ever need them to do has already been done, then this might be a fine route for you.

    67. Re:I say let them cheat by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      *This is at a Fortune 50 company with close to ~100k employees. So not all corporations are created equal.

    68. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Oppenheimer? really .. I mean forgetting that you are calling him Dr., in a clearly an unnecessary emphasis of academic title, let me quote him, Dr. Oppenheimer:
      "Outre, cela rien. The job and people are bourgeois and lazy and dead; there is little work and little to puzzle at; and the establishment has among it less than one sixteenth of a sense of humor." -- sounds like the soul of academia to me, and I work in it, would hate for the regular stream of students that are trying to get lucky to harm it, god forbid..

    69. Re:I say let them cheat by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      When you study ethics/philosophy, they do have text books usually in the form of books written by or about great thinkers from the past. If you don't want to quote them directly, you can learn the argument yourself; rarely does 'because god said so' suffice for an answer in an ethics class.

    70. Re:I say let them cheat by catmistake · · Score: 1

      the very soul of what makes academia so important and valuable.

      yeah, once upon a time. Today, clearly the final grade is the most valuable, or most detrimental contribution academia makes to an individual's life. Today, the soul of academia is a number on the 4.0 scale, carried with you for the rest of your life. Are you a 3.8 maverick? or a 3.1 hard worker? or are you an unchallenged 2.3 slacker? Either you can follow the obvious instructions to get the 4.0, or you just can't follow instructions. No excuses. No mitigating factors. End of story.

      Frankly, I think it sucks, and the only way to improve it without discarding the whole grading paradigm is change it to a perfect/fail system. Either you have a perfect score, or you fail. But you should only be charged once for the credits, and whether it takes you a semester or 10 to pass, when you do, you have the same score as everyone else, and everyone knows what it is, and it still only cost $x/credit.

      What I remember about University was being seduced by a department (CS, those motherless sons of bitches!!), then being thown to the wolves. Every intro course in that curriculum was built on the assumption you already knew the material. Only previous failures and dropouts made it through without sensory overload, emotional breakdowns and mediocre grades. Comparitively, the 5 hour 6am calc, a notoriously difficult course because of the time and time required, was refreshing because the instructor instructed, and when you followed her instruction, you learned.

      One of the problems with the current grading paradigm is that it almost validates cheating, when the grade is more important than anything else, what is learned is secondary. Further, there is this underlying assumption that all grades represent the same thing; they all have a calibrated weight. But this is patently false. All judgements based on looking at a grade and course title are incomplete assessments. You wouldn't know that a B+ in an indoor plants course actually showed more dedication than an A+ in a literature course unless you actually knew the circumstances that the horticulture course was nearly impossible to pass, and everyone got an A in that Lit class, and you'd likely judge it the opposite way.

      It a corporate culture where, all things being equal, your resume got tossed because one of the HR fucks got a drop of coffee on it, grades are just another bullshit illusion to hold you back. In a society of liars, sometimes you will need to lie to survive. Grades are fine for the individual to individually gauge their own advancement, and that is the weight of their true worth, but they are thin evidence of anything to anyone else. Cheating is rewarded handsomely in the non-academic world... perhaps because the cost of getting caught for cheating is so high, or perhaps because people are so blinded by the desire to have the best.

      I, for one, will continue to cheat death as long as I live.

    71. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the opportunity to mentor someone who had finished two masters degrees.

      They were totally hopeless in learning even the most basic computer functions. Therefore all people with masters degrees will have the same problem.

    72. Re:I say let them cheat by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, however there are some exceptions. A group of friends of mine in college were technical majors (not engineering, but IT/IS) and were big time party boys who didn't put much effort into their work; just barely getting by with a grade good enough to pass.

      I'm put the effort in, and got rewarded with a serious engineering career. Meanwhile they all work for a quirky flash game developer making a lot more money than me and having tons of fun practically every day. Now I don't know what will happen to them when that startup goes belly-up, but it seems they're in a better position than I am. Jealous? Yeah, a bit.

    73. Re:I say let them cheat by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Schools also have an ethical responsibility to ensure that graduates actually have the skills/knowledge that the degree implies.

      Wrong. They have an ethical obligation to provide the students (who are their paying customers) with the opportunity to learn as best as they can provide. The student has to meet them halfway. If a student wants to squander their learning opportunity by cheating their way through, that's their problem. This is university, not grade school.

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    74. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, copying successful peers work ethic, knowledge, and skills will get you a raise, copying the code or analysis they wrote will mean you have contributed nothing to the company. The disconnect is that in the classroom, multiple people are assigned the same problem to be worked independently where in the real world, there is usually only one person/group working on the problem (or competing groups are separated to a degree that copying is not really an option, say in fighter aircraft development)

    75. Re:I say let them cheat by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Read that sentence again. They have an ethical responsibility to ensure that graduates have the skills/knowledge that the degree implies.

      A student paying or not does not come into the equation. Right here right now the university has a responsibility to ensure that the dumbarses don't graduate.

    76. Re:I say let them cheat by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The problem is in reality is all works in the way one of my professors described his job to me. He said as a professor he needs to look after his smart students because they may one day come up with a cure for cancer or something. But he needs to really look after the mid-grade students because they have the potential to be great if guided the right way.

      Ultimately though he needs to spend most of his time looking after and getting on the good sides of the really dumb students, since they will graduate with borderline marks and ultimately work as the bureaucrats controlling the funding of the departments the clever kids work in.


      Unfortunately it's not what you know or who you know that determines success, but what you can make people THINK you know that is important.

    77. Re:I say let them cheat by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Read that sentence again. They have an ethical responsibility to ensure that graduates have the skills/knowledge that the degree implies.

      I read it the first time and I still disagree. If a student chooses to waste their time and money by cheating their way through school, that's their problem, not the university's.

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    78. Re:I say let them cheat by thegarbz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that's true then the piece of paper they get saying they have a degree (read qualification) isn't worth a damn. Now let's apply your logic to all sorts of common situations:

      - Do you want a doctor operating on you who cheated his way through medschool and can't tell the difference between your appendix and your spleen?
      - Do you want an engineer who can't do basic structural analysis building the bridge you are going to be driving over?

      Actually lets move away from degrees and just look at plain qualifications:
      - The electrician who isn't qualified wires your house arse-about and you get electrocuted?
      - Or what about the person who is performing CPR on your pregnant wife and just rolled her onto her right hand side in the recovery position. They qualified by cheating off someone who knew that pregnant women should NEVER be rolled on their right hand side, and now they are both dead because of it.


      My degree has on it the words "[name] having fulfilled the conditions prescribed by the University is, on this day, conferred with the degree of [degree]". This is a promise of the institution that the person holding this piece of paper is competent enough to hold the degree. My first aid certificate says something similar that I have fulfilled the requirements and that I have shown to be competent to hold the title of senior first aider.

      So yes it is the university's problem ethically. If the student is wasting their time and money and cheating they should not be conferred with the degree. Yeah they are there to provide a learning environment in the exchange for cash, but they also need to police what they are guaranteeing when they are giving people degrees. Otherwise the piece of paper isn't worth any more than the degrees you can buy online from the Cayman Islands, and this ethical responsibility is what should be setting our excellent worldwide institutions apart from the frauds.

    79. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously he cheated his way through the Statistics & Probability course. :)

      I'm 53 and only have a high school diploma. Q.E.D. I'm totally useless and incapable of learning.

      BTW, I'm curious. Somebody was the first person to get a diploma. Who gave him the diploma, and what were HIS credentials?

    80. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some down syndrome failed to soak up your web-based training doesn't mean it requires a Bachelors degree to do so.

    81. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, your proof of "ethical responsibility" by schools granting degress is based off of Dr. Oppenheimer crying, Socrates playing with his student's balls, and Francis Bacon having his students hanged?

      Maybe I've been out of school too long, but it seems most Universities exist to generate revenue at the expensive or learning and education. Any anecdotes less than half a century old?

      Also, no need to use F bombs in discourse.

    82. Re:I say let them cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Allowing cheaters to graduate devalues the degree that non-cheaters also paid for. They both come out of school on the same level and the non-cheater has to prove his/her value over the cheater. If cheaters did not graduate, the non-cheater would likely have more opportunity at better paying jobs. When you pay your tuition at a university, you are paying for the opportunity to earn a degree, you are not paying for a degree.

  4. Slippery slope... by TheRedDuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before you know it, all student financial records will be audited to make sure they haven't bought anything from Thinkgeek during their academic careers.

  5. Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bruce Schneier already knows Alice AND Bob's secret; all he has to do to detect cheating is eye a test taker until their lies burst into flames. Nothing hides from Bruce Schneier... Nothing.

    1. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by broknstrngz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Except for Chuck Norris.

    2. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by kenrblan · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris hides from nothing and nobody.

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    3. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      Bruce Schneier already knows Alice AND Bob's secret; all he has to do to detect cheating is eye a test taker until their lies burst into flames. Nothing hides from Bruce Schneier... Nothing.

      Wow, when did Bruce Schneier become Chuck Norris?

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    4. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Wow, when did Bruce Schneier become Chuck Norris?

      For that matter, when did Chuck Norris become Chuck Norris?

    5. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by Kagura · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For that matter, when did Chuck Norris become Chuck Norris?

      Wow, your jaw must be sore from asking such a stupid question.

    6. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometime before August 16, 2006 at 12:16 PM. Why do you ask? ;-)

    7. Re:Why would Bruce Schneier worry about this? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1
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  6. Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All professors who authorize such measures should have their entire academic careers examined very carefully... how do we know they didn't get to where they are by cheating?

    If you wouldn't agree to it yourself, why would you inflict it upon others?

    1. Re:Hypocrisy by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you wouldn't agree to it yourself, why would you inflict it upon others?

      Because university degrees granted by the university would become worthless otherwise. A degree claims that you've learned certain things. If a university develops a reputation for effectively rooting out cheaters, then its degrees will be more valuable than those of a university where cheating is perceived to be rampant.

      As to the hypocrisy of the thing, be sure to tell your concerns to your potential employers too, so they don't hire you by accident. You seem to value some skewed illusion of fairness more than whether you get anything of value out of the deal. If I were an employer, I'd have to ask myself, "How will you screw me over to fulfill your idea/illusion of fairness?" Will you steal and sell off my IP because others don't have it yet? Will you steal valuable equipment because it's not fair that you or some needy person you know doesn't have them? Will you slack off because it's not fair that you work harder than someone else? Will you demand more privileges because the senior workers have them?

      Life isn't fair nor can it meet the demands of what we think fairness should be. Do you really believe that fairness, or rather the appearance of fairness, is more important than a good, solid education?

    2. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you steal and sell off my IP...

      It's a tired old saw, but completely true, that you can't steal IP.

    3. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an interesting reply. I've always found that one of the most accurate ways of judging a person's character is by the sort of things they're quick to accuse others of doing or wanting to do. It shows what's foremost on their mind...

    4. Re:Hypocrisy by khallow · · Score: 1

      What an interesting reply. I've always found that one of the most accurate ways of judging a person's character is by the sort of things they're quick to accuse others of doing or wanting to do. It shows what's foremost on their mind...

      In that light, how should I "judge" your comment?

    5. Re:Hypocrisy by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's a tired old saw, but completely true, that you can't steal IP.

      I'm not going to argue the point. There is some sort of harmful behavior here that goes by that label.

  7. Reward them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know what, if a student is capable of developing a pen-camera just to cheat on a test. Let him pass. There is a very good chance by the time he leaves school he'll be creating even better technology. God knows the West needs the innovation.

    1. Re:Reward them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy pen cameras for twenty bucks...

    2. Re:Reward them by Jeng · · Score: 2, Informative

      They already exist, no need to develop one to cheat with. Any moron could use one.

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/techies/c521/

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    3. Re:Reward them by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      I think they're more worried about people just buying gear, not hacking it together.

    4. Re:Reward them by delinear · · Score: 1

      Consider we're probably less than a decade away from having all kind of tech built into a pair of spectacles and the issue becomes deeper. Next we'll be forcing people to have eye tests before their real tests. Maybe we should all test naked, just in case. Come to think of it, overhead cameras and female students sound like a recipe for all kinds of lawsuit-based fun.

  8. Surprising! by dmbasso · · Score: 1

    "The more you copy homework, the lower your grades."

    No shit, Sherlock! Does that mean that if I don't think by myself I will not really learn? Wow! Who would guess that!

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    1. Re:Surprising! by djconrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The more you copy homework, the lower your grades."

      No shit, Sherlock! Does that mean that if I don't think by myself I will not really learn? Wow! Who would guess that!

      Certainly not my undergraduates.

    2. Re:Surprising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem happens WAY before they get to this level. They are already well versed on how to skim thru classes. The 'no cheating' needs to be pushed top to bottom K thru 12+. Any less and you will just be pissing in the wind.

      Parents need to realize that bullying your kids teachers is not helping them. You kid screwed up and now they need to face the consequences.

    3. Re:Surprising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my students submitted as her own work a photocopy of another student's work (including the other student's name). It's as if she thought I was as stupid as she was.

    4. Re:Surprising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The more you copy homework, the lower your grades."

      No shit, Sherlock! Does that mean that if I don't think by myself I will not really learn? Wow! Who would guess that!

      Certainly not my undergraduates.

      You aren't giving them enough credit. They understand this simple concept; they do not care. How many of them are there to fill a check box on their resume that has become all-but-required now to get past HR drones?

    5. Re:Surprising! by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Future career: Outsourcing job manager.

  9. I guess I'm old fashioned by jfoobaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think of the purpose of education as getting an education. If you don't ever learn the material well enough to pass exams on your own, it's kind of a waste of time.

    And, yeah, I get that people work for grades and the piece of paper at the end of the whole thing, but if you didn't actually learn anything apart from how to cheat well, you missed the whole point. Though you probably stand to have a lucrative career in international finance.

    1. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Ekuryua · · Score: 1

      Is it? At least for me, most of the work I do I learned out of school. School I only did to get diplomas and degrees to get the job in the first place. It's not so much education anymore as just a way to prove you're smart enough to matter.(and even that part is not so true, since dumb overachievers will do better than lazy smart people most of the time)

    2. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If someone "dumb" is doing better than you, you are most likely not as smart as you think you are.

    3. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by sexconker · · Score: 1

      If someone "dumb" is doing better than you, you are most likely not as smart as you think you are.

      Paris Hilton is doing better than you.

    4. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Itninja · · Score: 1

      "getting an education" != "passing an exam".
      Passing a test requires only the regurgitation of information. That's learning only in the most superficial sense (like how one would teach a toddler their alphabet).

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    5. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job ignoring the context of my reply, which was the academic achievements of twn, too peoplemake your lame attempt at a refutation. *golf clap*

    6. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Paris Hilton is smarter than you.

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    7. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by jfoobaz · · Score: 1

      "getting an education" != "passing an exam".

      No shit.

      However, to pass the exam, you presumably had to have at least crammed enough information in your brain to be able to perform the aforementioned regurgitation. If you're not even bothering to put in that level of effort (or god forbid, actually fucking learn something), schooling is totally wasted on you.

      And it's not just exams kids cheat on - they buy papers or massively crib content from Wikipedia and other sources without attribution, etc. Researching and writing a paper on a subject is a key way you become proficient in the material and learn to apply it. Again, I'm old fashioned, I guess, because my interest in schooling is learning something rather than getting some grades.

    8. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I guess, because my interest in schooling is learning something rather than getting some grades.

      Totally agree with that. But in my experience formal schooling is the polar opposite of learning (at least for everyone I've met). Schooling has a linear style and for the most part only teaches what is required to pass the exam(s). It's disturbing to watch my coworkers with their BS's and MBA's struggle to form opinions and define principles....

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    9. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Ekuryua · · Score: 1

      Hardly true. Unless you're talking of really low level stuff(ie pre-university), most of the time you find yourself with teachers doing exams extremely biased to what they said and not the actual subject.
      This means you can be smart, and know the subject fairly well but find yourself not getting good grades because you did not explain it the way the teacher repeated it in class.

      Alternatively, it is quite obvious to anyone who actually went to school that those leading their classes are rarely the smartest, but those that worked their ass off.

      Intelligence certainly does not give you academic success.

    10. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by jridley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. As I say, cheating is just admitting to yourself that you're not good enough to win on your own.

    11. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by shentino · · Score: 1

      Success in the real world isn't always based on intelligence.

      If you're half as smart as the average Joe yet you have the charisma, connections, and good old fashioned balls to get cozy with the power people, you can thumb your nose at the nerds all you like and get away with it.

    12. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd rather hire a dumb hard worker than a lazy genius.

    13. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by Gabrosin · · Score: 1

      Right. Like signing with the Miami Heat.

    14. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by turgid · · Score: 1

      Paris Hilton is smarter than you.

      Unlikely. However, she is quite probably a lot more ugly. As ugly as that Parker woman from the TV.

    15. Re:I guess I'm old fashioned by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      You and I have taken some very differnt exams, then. Most of the exams that I took during my last two and half years of college required that I be able to prove statements that I had never seen prior to a given exam. I had to understand the underlying theory, and had to be able to apply it to a novel situation. There was very little, if any, regurgitation required.

      That being said, I agree with your statement that passing an exam is not the same as getting an education. This does not, however, completely invalidate the notion of giving exams to ensure that students understand the material.

  10. It's actually kind of impressive... by sarkeizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've worked for educational institutions and in one case I recall them attempting to deploy an anti-cheating countermeasures and got shouted down by students. Also given that many public institutions are compensated by degree completion working against cheating costs the institution not just for the price of technology but in the lost tuition and public funding. To me, this seems like an institution who cares about the quality of their student's education.

    1. Re:It's actually kind of impressive... by delinear · · Score: 1

      Of course, if they cared just a bit more they'd spend all the money they're using to catch cheats on helping struggling/lazy students so they didn't need to cheat in the first place.

    2. Re:It's actually kind of impressive... by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      I kind of hope you're joking. Otherwise aren't you saying that teachers and educational institutions are responsible for a students inability? or worse yet lazyness? That other than forking over the money (which countries like mine can mean as little as signing the loan forms) they aren't actually responsible for anything else?

      I believe that anyone is capable of entering into any occupation with sufficient effort and sufficient funds. I believe that lacking that later the government should provide some mechanism of attaining it. However that's light-years from believing that we are mandated to fulfill anyone's wish to achieve any degree.

    3. Re:It's actually kind of impressive... by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      The best teaching aid for a lazy student is a failing grade.

      Since when is others laziness my problem? (yes, I teach)

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  11. Maybe Find a Better University by kryptKnight · · Score: 1

    If your university finds it necessary to go to such lengths to prevent cheating maybe you should take that as a sign to find a better university.

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    1. Re:Maybe Find a Better University by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly. My college had an honor system. We'd have take home tests and stuff. If you were caught cheating, you got kicked out of school, plain and simple. They did boot about a dozen people a year, so the cost/benefit of cheating meant you took that D and worked harder the next time.

    2. Re:Maybe Find a Better University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to the University where this study(or article?) was done. UCF for the most part is a great University. What the article doesn't tell you is that the testing lab in question where the observations are being made is the Business College's testing lab. Thus this sample does not represent the entire University of Central Florida, and surely not us Engineering students, but rather the business students.

  12. What a waste. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a waste for cheaters to go this far. Hidden cameras? Using gum to hide conversations? Word macros? If you're going to go to that much effort to cheat, why not just put that effort into learning what you're supposed to?

    But the bigger waste is all these measures to stop cheaters. Sure it will reflect poorly on your school if you have rampant cheating, but a) if you have an epidemic of cheating maybe you should ask why and b) if it's only a few cheaters why not let them go? They're only hurting themselves in the end. Spending so much money and effort on anti-cheating measures screams to me that you don't trust any students. Even though that's really not the case (I hope), what kind of a message is that to send to potential students? "We're going to watch you like a hawk the whole time you're here." Sorry, that's no way to treat people.

  13. It's better to have students that don't cheat by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

    If some folks want to cheat, they will find a way: Chewing gum or no chewing gum. With such measures, you will only force the cheaters to be more creative. Try to teach them values so that they will know that it is wrong instead.

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    1. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

      I think I would be offended at having to affirm that I am not a cheater. Cheaters, on the other hand, wouldn't care.

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    2. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      I still remember it from Michigan:

      I have neither given nor received unauthorized aid on this examination, nor have I concealed any violations of the Honor Code.

      I'm not sure it's ultimately as effective as clamping down on all the possible ways people might come up with to cheat, but I found it very effective. I liken it to a parent who doesn't get upset or raise their voice, but you know exactly how hurt they really are. I had a professor from Stanford who actually left the room whenever an examination was given. If you wanted to cheat, it basically gave you the green light, but I'm not aware of anyone who did.

      In the end, most of us take it seriously, learn an important lesson, and take the test honestly, but the problem is obviously the people who undermine the system and come out ahead. I might be naive, but I still think they'll get exactly what they have coming when they enter the real world.

    3. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

      I've encountered similar things in the past. They usually left me with two questions:

      1. Does my signing this change anything?
      2. What happens if I don't sign it?

      Though I didn't cheat, I would daydream up conversations like "Son, we caught you cheating" Me: "No, no, it's okay, I didn't sign the honor code."

      I viewed pieces of paper like that as irritating bureaucratic hoops that I had to jump through to move on.

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    4. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by miggyb · · Score: 1

      I bet you read through EULAs all the way through too, right? It's pointless to have that signature. I've considered what they would do to me if I just refused to sign it. Clearly that wouldn't be evidence enough that I had cheated or helped someone cheat, and even if it did they wouldn't be able to reprimand me since I didn't sign it. And if they can reprimand me for cheating without signing the honor code, then why do they have me sign it in the first place?

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    5. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think I would be offended at having to affirm that I am not a cheater."

      For those that are absolutely honest, these sorts of things are offensive. But then again, you are probably also offended by speed limits too where you know what is safe to drive, you don't act like an ass, you don't drive aggressively, etc...

      I know I am.

      Having worked in the field of education (along with grad degrees in psychology), affirming this DOES do a lot...it gets the vast majority of the people in the middle...the ones that aren't complete cheats, but if push comes to shove and they realize there is a motivated need to excel, they may 'bend the rules'.

      There are far more of these students than there are the very honest or dishonest.

      So don't feel offended...these affirmations are not for you. They are to protect people like you.

      BTW -- I never cheated in High School, College or Grad School. I know of those that did, there are two doctors, a state supreme court member, a guy that runs a NPO. None of these people seem to be bad people...I still talk to one. But they all cheated because they were very motivated to do their best. I am offended that people like them got great grades while I did average -- yet we pretty much knew exactly the same material. Maybe I just wasn't motivated enough...

    6. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      1. Does my signing this change anything?

      I think it varies from place to place. Of course they can still follow the same actions if you didn't sign it, but I think it's their way of preventing people from playing dumb and pretending they didn't realize they'd get kicked out if they cheated. Or get "cheating" marked on their transcripts. Or fail the class. So maybe it just reduces the number/efficacy of tear-filled pleas for mercy.

      2. What happens if I don't sign it?

      Some places you have to sign it for your work to be graded. Of course they'll probably only track you down over it if there's a suspected violation.

      I never thought of it as bureaucratic. It certainly wouldn't have been hard to cheat, but I took pride in signing it and having my institution basically take my word for it. It's when they go over the top to prevent it that I lose respect for myself since they obviously don't think too highly of their students.

    7. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

      I'm from Princeton (scenic NJ - are you referring to the same?) and it should be mentioned that once the honor code is signed, the profs are required to leave the room and it's just us students. We're responsible for both not cheating and reporting those who do.

    8. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by amentajo · · Score: 1

      With such measures, you will only force the cheaters to be more creative.

      In theory, as long as non-cheaters are not unduly impacted by the anti-cheating measure, this is a good thing. Some people will cheat anyway. At least the colleges are making them work harder at it. Some professors get all giddy at the idea of achieving results by a different path than "following the rules".

      The perfect scenario would be a system where cheating would take substantially more effort to get a good grade than actually learning the material, while those who actually learn the material are not inconvenienced by anti-cheating measures. At that point, the only cheaters will be those who do cheat for its own sake (i.e., the people who are not motivated by grades to begin with, but rather by the thrill of the chase / bragging rights / what have you). At that point, everybody wins.

      It kind of sucks to ban chewing gum, though. I buy junktons of gum to keep saliva flowing so that I can drink bucketloads of Mountain Dew without completely destroying my teeth, and I have a much harder time on a test if it's too long since my last Mountain Dew. I imagine that I'm not alone in having legitimate reasons for chewing gum.

    9. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by jandrese · · Score: 1

      My school did the honor code thing as well, but it always seemed a bit pointless to me. The people who took it seriously weren't going to cheat anyway, and once you've cheated on a test cheating on an honor code pledge is nothing. Plus, you don't need some fancy honor code to kick someone out for cheating.

      That said, I don't think there was a whole lot of cheating in my classes, although I did have a rather lot of technical/mathematical courses that will tend to punish cheaters by simply requiring them to understand all of the previous lessons to make sense of the current one. Even if you can cheat through one test, you'll be boned on the followups, and if you try to cheat every time your chances of getting caught start to go up dramatically, especially if the teacher begins to suspect.

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    10. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      People judge a university based on the people who come out of it. If too many people suck at their jobs because they cheated their way through a certain university, soon people are going to think badly of the university. So the university has a real interest in keeping people from cheating.

      I think if you could teach people values, it would be good, but how exactly would you do it? Most of the time if you lecture people on what is right/wrong they just get bored, endure until it's over, then go do whatever they wanted anyway.

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    11. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I go to this school. I think the code has really lost a lot of meaning from what I see going on during tests in the past two semesters.

    12. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Chewing gum or no chewing gum

      I see this as a good thing. Screw the cheating aspect... if I have to go through one more exam with someone gnashing away at gum the whole while, someone's going to end up insane or de-jawed. (And yes I do ask them to stop, and yes I do make a request with the TA/Proctor. Some people are just jerks).

    13. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by wisty · · Score: 1

      My theory - 10% of people are honest, to the point of hurting themselves. 10% of people are completely dishonest, to the point of hurting themselves. 80% of people just follow the rest of the herd.

    14. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likely NJIT.... in scenic Newark, NJ.

    15. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      I had a professor that actually allowed cheat sheets...but he had a few requirements. It had to be 1. Only one 8.5x11" (letter) sized sheet of paper, and 2. HANDWRITTEN, no typed or computer generated info.

      Oddly enough, making that cheat sheet forced you to go through the notes and write down , more importantly, REMEMBER, every important piece of information you needed to know in that class. Sometimes cheating IS good and I think that was the whole point behind the cheat sheets.

    16. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      I think if you could teach people values, it would be good, but how exactly would you do it?

      Well, I must think back to my professor for microelectronics, Dr. Arthur Lo. At the start of the course he said, "Most students say that they learn most from the lab exercises . . . "

      "I think that they learn the much from their lab partner."

      After the whole class crawled itself of the floor, from laughing our assess off, we started seriously about what he said. There were many folks at the university from different states in the USA, and different lands, different religions, etc . . .

      The big point is, I think I learned a lot from the other students . . .

      For the awareness and openness to learn values . . . that needs to come from your parents. But at a good university, you can learn a lot from other students as well.

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    17. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they haven't learned values by the time they're in college, they're not going to learn them there. The cheaters were proud that they could lie and swear they didn't cheat; cheaters lie, and liars cheat. Honor codes mean nothing to a person with no honor.

    18. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Getting offended over something that clearly doesn't apply to you and isn't actually directed at you specifically is REALLY silly and probably an indication that you aren't ready to join the real world work force anyway. Consider it part of the exam ... that you would fail.

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    19. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

      At my college we also have an honor code on each exam affirming that we didn't cheat, and that we didn't see anyone else cheating. People take it really seriously, too. What's more, the school takes it at face-value; the professors actually leave the room after passing out the exams, because they have better things to do than sit around making sure nobody cheats. If someone doesn't sign it, then they have to go before a council of their peers and either explain why they did what they did, or who they saw doing something forbidden, and they can fail the class/get expelled/all the usual things. Seems to work better than any tech I've seen.

    20. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by cervo · · Score: 1

      NJIT has an honor code as well, but when professors make their own exams and don't use the university blue composition book you often don't have to sign it. Anyway people still cheat like hell there. The Indian students are particularly bad, they have like a whole cheating network to save old exams/homework assignments. One professor even assumes that you cheat unless you do something beyond the assignment. That kind of stuff pisses me off because innocent until proven guilty....I think universities should not be wasting our time with whining about cheating.

      Really it's quite easy. If you think someone cheated, ask them to explain their answer, if they can't then they cheated... (admittedly this won't work on multiple choice tests where you can Christmas tree).

    21. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my university, in scenic New Jersey, we had an Honor Code that we had to sign after every exam; saying that I didn't cheat. I felt proud signing that, and believe that most of the other students felt the same.

      I never cheated. Some teachers I've had back when I was in college wanted their students to sign that. Luckily, that was only one or two classes, because I've always refused to sign it.

      I don't feel any kind of pride over not cheating. I've felt proud for learning new things and applying them, out of which not cheating is a necessary requirement. And being accused of being at thief, a cheater, or any other immoral kind of person unless I affirm myself to be an honest and ethical person is quite offensive. Unless I give you reason to believe otherwise, that's the assumption you should be making by default.

    22. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow did you get a BA in boy-scouting .. Anonymous Coward PhD

    23. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If some folks want to cheat, they will find a way: Chewing gum or no chewing gum. With such measures, you will only force the cheaters to be more creative.

      At least it makes them learn to be creative.

    24. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      NJIT has an honor code as well, but when professors make their own exams and don't use the university blue composition book you often don't have to sign it. Anyway people still cheat like hell there. The Indian students are particularly bad, they have like a whole cheating network to save old exams/homework assignments. One professor even assumes that you cheat unless you do something beyond the assignment. That kind of stuff pisses me off because innocent until proven guilty....I think universities should not be wasting our time with whining about cheating.

      I remember when the great Indian cheating ring of 2001 was busted. Quite a few didn't get their degree that year. Can't say I had that professor who assumed everyone cheated though.

    25. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have an honor code at in my engineering college (not mandatory, but if they tried I would fight it to the death) that I refuse to sign because to me the fact I put my name on it is enough proof that I didn't cheat and even more, actually tried. The idea seems lost on other people when I try and explain it to them.

    26. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone doesn't sign it, then they have to go before a council of their peers and either explain why they did what they did, or who they saw doing something forbidden, and they can fail the class/get expelled/all the usual things.

      Is your school the kind of school where the students don't get laid often enough? I ask because it sounds like the kind of thing students would do who don't get laid very often at all.

    27. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      I went to school in scenic Los Angeles in the late 80s. We also had an "honor code", but weren't required to sign anything. This extended to take-home closed book exams. Cheating was sufficiently rare that in 4 years I never heard of a case, and never heard a student complain that others were cheating.

      Cheating can get you through a class or two, but you will wind up falling further and further behind and eventually it will show.

      I don't know if cheating really is a problem now, if attitudes have changed, or if I was just naive in my youth.

      I'm leery of using technology to try to stop cheating - you can rely on honesty, or on technology, but not both. If you use technology, there are people who will fell that it is fair game to try to find a way around it - and will generally find a way.

    28. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      I'm from Princeton (scenic NJ - are you referring to the same?)

      Yep, 1981-1985. So my info is obviously dated. Before Dr. House moved into the neighborhood, but Prof. John Nash was there. He trotted into the computer center, with big decks of punch cards for the IT folks to read in. It was funny to see them ask each other, "Does anybody remember how to read in punch cards?"

      We're responsible for both not cheating and reporting those who do.

      While I was there this was a big point of contention: students felt uncomfortable about "snitching" on others. Fortunately, I never was confronted with this dilemma . . . during exams I was always so concentrated on the damn exam, that would not have noticed if anyone was cheating.

      I did EE & CS, and hell, during the differential equations exam, we were allowed to take the book in. It is interesting to note, that during that time, I could classify them, and select a method to solve them. Now if you hit me over the head with one, I wouldn't notice.

      Sometimes, I think that some of the stuff that you need to go through in college is not just about learning stuff . . . it's about learning to learn, and putting you through a boot camp to see if you have the right stuff.

      But enough of my pontificating . . .

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    29. Re:It's better to have students that don't cheat by cervo · · Score: 1

      I never heard about that. Maybe because I was a Rutgers student at the time and only took a few CS electives there.

      The one professor who assumes everyone is guilty unless proven innocent claims one exam almost everyone failed out because a TA distributed the wrong answer to anyone having trouble. I find that hard to believe. But anyway usually you have to prove someone guilty in the justice system, innocent until proven guilty.

  14. Retarded by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They'll never stop people from cheating. They'll catch a few idiots and an equal number of innocent people. They'll raise the tension so much for the average student that they'll have to double their suicide watch programs during finals week. They'll still have a bunch of students who get away with it. Most importantly, they'll be so confident in their success that they'll do what academia does best - pat themselves on the back for wasting money while being completely oblivious to those who are outsmarting them.

    Tests and anti-cheating measures are the lazy way to go about "education". But what do you expect when the most egregious cheaters, plagiarizers, and bullshitters are the professors themselves?

    Write your own lectures.
    Write your own tests and assignments.
    Change them every year.
    Change them if you have multiple testing sessions.
    Don't copy them from the campus where your other professor friend works.
    Don't pull shit out of the book you wrote for the class and made students buy.
    Don't make students buy the book of your cohort^h^h^h^h^h^h colleague on another campus and have him reciprocate the favor, only for both of you to teach to your opinions and not what's in the assigned material.
    Get TAs that speak English.
    Speak English.
    Respond to emails.
    Update your website.
    Post notes and assignments when you say you will.
    Hold more than 1 office hour per week. Understand the material yourself.
    Etc.

    1. Re:Retarded by boristdog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Listen, If you're going to make sense and ask people to do their jobs properly, I'm going to have to ask you to leave /.

      And the Internet in general.

    2. Re:Retarded by drewhk · · Score: 1

      I fully agree.

    3. Re:Retarded by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      When I taught I did all those things.

      Some students still blatantly copied/"worked jointly on non-group" assignments. Of course they mostly fail anyway since you can't copy during the exams and mismatched assignment/exam marks was the red flag I used to look closely...

      I'm sure some slipped through, nothing is perfect. Just hope they don't write the software used at your bank or in your pacemaker...

    4. Re:Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, i do and i am only an adjunct.

    5. Re:Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I admit there are a lot of shite professors out there, their low quality does not absolve cheaters of their ethical laxity. I am a part-time professor (history) do all my own lectures, tests, and stunts. One of the out of class assignments I give is that students have to compare and contrast two primary source documents of my choosing. Inevitably two or three will Google like mad until they find enough bits and pieces to copy and paste a paper together. How is that a professor's failing?

    6. Re:Retarded by hemlock00 · · Score: 1

      Bravo.

      As someone who is just finishing up my own degree, I can run down the entire list and make reference to my experience with every time you have there.

      I especially like the 'Speak English' one as a I frequently find myself in a math course which have the biggest offenders. In all honesty, caring not for mod downs, I think it's something that really does need to be addressed. It's hard enough if you're doing the studying like you should; why add the duty of interpretation to the workload???

    7. Re:Retarded by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I think the problem of cheating can be solved by proper test design. People cheat on tests either because they don't know the material enough or cheating guarantees a higher grade. Design tests such that even if you know every question on the test before hand you'll fail unless you have a deep understanding of the material.

      I studied physics in school, and I had a professor who would let us use the book for the test. He would tell us "If you have to open this, you don't know the material." Needless to say on the first test, people went in and used the book as a crutch. The average grade was around a C. On the next test, people prepared much more and learned how to use the material, rather than what the material was. I remember only a few people even brought their books, and the average was a B+.

      The key to designing tests like this is to use questions students have seen before, but include variations. If the student knows the material, he will be able to accomodate the variations easily. If the student has simply memorized the solution to a previous problem, or doesn't know the material well enough to recognize subtleties, he will not get the problem correct, even if he has it in advance of the test time.

    8. Re:Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > While I admit there are a lot of shite professors out there, their low quality does not absolve cheaters of their ethical laxity. I am a part-time professor (history) do all my own lectures, tests, and stunts. One of the out of class assignments I give is that students have to compare and contrast two primary source documents of my choosing. Inevitably two or three will Google like mad until they find enough bits and pieces to copy and paste a paper together. How is that a professor's failing?

      Humans are, above almost anything else, extremely effective rationalization machines. I'll give it a shot (for troll/entertainment purposes only.)

      1. Society (authority) is to blame. The mere preference that students don't cheat creates an oppressive atmosphere, which students react against by cheating.
      2. Somewhere you went wrong. You didn't make your classes entertaining and easy enough for the lowest common denominator. All this learning is hard work!
      3. You have a thick accent which frightens students.
      4. Your office hours are inconvenient for single mothers.
      5. You require your students to remember facts. Memorization is oppressive. And look at the Chinese students, all they do is remember facts, and look how they turned out. Communist drones.

    9. Re:Retarded by evolvearth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tests and anti-cheating measures are the lazy way to go about "education". But what do you expect when the most egregious cheaters, plagiarizers, and bullshitters are the professors themselves?

      Some of this might be fine if all you do is teach, but many professors do research, and for those professor who have yet to obtain tenure, many of these suggestions you've made are unrealistic. Not to mention that none of your examples have anything to do with professors plagiarizing, bullshitting, and cheating. Also, some of your complaints have nothing to do with professors at all.

      Write your own lectures. Write your own tests and assignments. Change them every year. Change them if you have multiple testing sessions.

      Most professors usually write their own lectures. I've only had one professor who recycled lectures from another professor, and he ended getting fired for failing too many students. He also wasn't there to do research, either. I don't see how this is a problem--especially if you're writing your own exams based off the lecture material. Changing exams every year is a lot of work. Writing a fair exam is hard, especially if it's been a long time since you first learned the material. It's doable, and definitely more realistic than writing new exams every semester. Eventually this will slow down, because there is so many ways you can rewrite exams without making similar questions to previous exams or unfair exams. One professor of mine had the students write the exams and gave bonus points to those who wrote questions he felt good to be on an exam. I found those exams more difficult than usual.

      Don't copy them from the campus where your other professor friend works. Don't pull shit out of the book you wrote for the class and made students buy. Don't make students buy the book of your cohort^h^h^h^h^h^h colleague on another campus and have him reciprocate the favor, only for both of you to teach to your opinions and not what's in the assigned material.

      I've never had a problem with buying a textbook my professor wrote. That happened once, and the textbook was cheap as well and did better than equivalents costing over 100 dollars more.

      Get TAs that speak English.

      TAs are just grad students who need funding to survive. Teaching positions are in greater numbers, and there are many grad students who are still struggling with English having just came over to do a graduate degree. Fortunately, TAs rarely teach major lectures. If you're taking a lab, you shouldn't be relying on the TA to teach you the material--only to present it in a way so you know what to expect for a lab or an exam.

      Speak English.

      In the sciences, professors get hired based on their research credentials. Having an amazing teacher doesn't bring in the big bucks, but someone who can bring in amazing grant money, publish in amazing journals, and pass grad students can.

      Respond to emails.

      I agree with this one.

      Update your website.

      Unless you're required to go to a website for some sort of class project or whatever, I don't understand this suggestion.

      Post notes and assignments when you say you will.

      Agreed

      Hold more than 1 office hour per week.

      This is a waste of time if you do active research. Most of my professors I've had were willing to set aside time if you couldn't make it to office hours or if the office hour wasn't enough. More often than not, professors end up sitting in their offices alone during that hour--as some of mine have complained. I'm a TA for a lab, and unless one of their homework assignments requires to make a graph in Excel, I'm usually pretty lonely during my office hours.

      Understand the material yourself

      I haven't had too much

    10. Re:Retarded by MikeBabcock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still remember my highschool physics teacher. He took almost exactly the problems we'd dealt with in class, but added irrelevant data to the problem. If you had memorized the forumlae but didn't understand the concepts, you probably wouldn't do so well. If you understood the material, the irrelevant values and facts stood out.

      That and when he started the exam he pointed out he'd written it himself (doing the answers) with full work in about 2h50, and we had 3h to complete it. Only if you knew the material as well as he did would you get a perfect grade.

      I despise easy grades -- they're meaningless.

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    11. Re:Retarded by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1
      yquote>Write your own tests and assignments.
      Change them every year.
      Change them if you have multiple testing sessions.

      Don't use tests in the first place. Seriously. My university's CS course is test-free; for regular courses the students get assignments (usually done in groups) and a fifteen-minute oral examination at the end of the semester with just you, the lecturer and usually one or two tutors being in the room (tutors must be present except for courses that don't have any). Good luck sneaking in notes. Oh, and you can skip the assignments and just do a harder thirty-minute oral exam, which of course isn't any easier to cheat on.

      I don't really see the use of written tests. Okay, they reduce the lecturer's workload but our lecturers are doing fine - and yes, they're also researching. Oral exams are much harder to cheat on unless the lecturer is corrupt - but if you assume that a significant number of your lecturers are corrupt you have a much worse problem than students getting artificially good grades...

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    12. Re:Retarded by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      That and when he started the exam he pointed out he'd written it himself (doing the answers) with full work in about 2h50, and we had 3h to complete it.

      It only gets worse in college. I had a professor who wrote a test, took it himself, and realized it was too hard for him to do. He then gives it to us anyway because he ran out of time to make another one.

      Then there was another occasion I had a professor who wrote a test, took it, and gave himself a B because he didn't like his answers. Guess how he felt about our answers.

    13. Re:Retarded by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      What actually happens to stop cheating is this: they notice far too many people getting As on exams so they keep cranking up the difficulty of the exams year-after-year until only the cheaters have a chance at getting As. The average grade falls (as honest students barely pass) so the teachers feel like they succeeded!

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    14. Re:Retarded by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Standard foundations would help also.

      Two examples. I got caught on the fringe twice which caused me problems.

      My first year University, they assumed everyone had intro high school calculus. Not only did I not have it, it wasn't even offered at my high school should I even wanted to take it. This had everything to do with there being 13 grades in Ontario, and 12 in Nova Scotia (Canada). The year AFTER I graduated it became mandatory curriculum in my high school (well mandatory in that the school has to at least offer the course). In any event, considering everyone in the class had taken calculus, and I needing calculus as a requirement of a CS degree had to take it. It was not an easy go for me. I was always behind, and by the time I learned the fundamentals of one thing, the class would have already progressed to something else. I did have a wonderfully understanding professor who gave me lots of extra help, but in the end I think she passed me just because she felt sorry for my frustration.

      My second year University they changed programming languages from Pascal to C. The second year CS class was the weeder class, and not only did I have to try and absorb the new programming concepts, but also learn from scratch a whole new language syntax. While in the grand scheme of things, one has to be ready to learn new languages its true, but at such a juncture in my degree it really sucked (though in the end was likely helpful, but didn't help my performance at the time any).

      Anyway while I didn't cheat I can see in those circumstances why students would, particularly when grades count towards grad or professional school, and the cost to attend is so great. In the end I think I got a 55% in Calculus, which was enough to get credit and move on, and I ended up dropping CS201a my second year changing majors to Environmental Science for a brief stint, until I woke up and just took it again the following year to pass it easily.

      I would agree with your list above as well. There are really great Professors out there, but for everyone of them, I bet there are two lazy ones that breed lazy students.

      On a humorous note, great accomplished professors also prevent cheating. For example as an elective my first year I took Classical History 100 for kicks. Just something I was interested in, and needed a credit that wasn't CS. Anyway I had to write a paper, and I submitted my idea and topic to the professor for approval, which I got. I didn't bother to do too much research on the topic, it was more of just an idea (it was a 100-level class so sue me). Anyway when I finally got around to going to the library and doing research on this particular topic I found I think 5 specific books, 4 of which were written personally my my professor. I remember thinking to myself, "Well I guess I'm not plagiarizing anything on this one!" :)

               

    15. Re:Retarded by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      Don't pull shit out of the book you wrote for the class and made students buy.

      I'll go one further. Don't write your own textbook and make students buy it. When I was at university, this was a sure sign that the textbook was going to suck ass.

    16. Re:Retarded by fyzikapan · · Score: 1

      The author must have had some amazingly bad professors. -I've had a grand total of one professor that didn't write her own lectures. Most have a set of lecture notes that they've developed and refined over the years. -Sure. -Some changes, sure. Sometimes you want to teach something in a different way and see how it changes students' understanding of the material, which means reusing questions. Sometimes a question is good and you want to keep it. Sometimes something went horribly wrong (like engineering majors not knowing differential volume in spherical coordinates), so you tweak the question a bit (and hope they understand Cartesian). -Rearranging the questions is really about the best you can do without running the risk of being unfair. Sometimes it turns out that what seem like simple variations on questions result in dramatically different student performance. -What's wrong with using material you wrote? Isn't that what you were just demanding? -Agreed. Lots of TAs are crap. They're frequently new to the country and have little experience speaking English. As for cheating, we try to do the best we can while avoiding false positives. That means that lots of people slip through and action is only taken in the most egregious, obvious cases, like students who turn in the exact right answers to a different test form, or students who turn in identical wrong solutions.

    17. Re:Retarded by dkf · · Score: 1

      I'll go one further. Don't write your own textbook and make students buy it. When I was at university, this was a sure sign that the textbook was going to suck ass.

      That beats having the teacher read their book out in class in a monotone with you having to write it all down as that crashing bore droned on. That's how it was in my day; damn, but that Software Engineering course was dull (and, lo and behold, the Waterfall Model sucks even more than I thought at the time...)

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    18. Re:Retarded by flowwolf · · Score: 1

      Why would innocent students who aren't cheating, worry about tighter observation towards cheating. My take from the article is they're not doing some automatic screening that can create a false positive, but rather are making observation and available resources much more controlled.
      If you're suggesting that students who aren't caring enough to study will kill themselves more because it's harder to cheat, then I suggest this is a great case of evolution in action.
      Hooray Evolution!

    19. Re:Retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No indian TAs please, they're impossible to understand and don't understand modern hygiene.

  15. Do they really think it's cheating? by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My brother in law, an economics professor, recently had to grade a paper from the freshman class he was teaching. He found that virtually every paper had the same ideas in the same sequence, and frequently the exact same wording (I.E. cut-and-paste). Even more interesting, and disturbing, he found that by comparing the texts they could be roughly grouped by the race of the student.

    His theory is that the current generation is so used to forwarding, re-tweeting, re-blogging, and re-posting that they literally don't see it as cheating.

    1. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by alen · · Score: 1

      that and we have these things called study groups where people learn together. and the fact that there is only so many opinions you can form about any subject

    2. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Well, then a short, ten minute talk with the student should be able to determine if the student simply cut and pasted, or if he or she really understands what they wrote in the paper.

      I think a good prof should be able to determine that.

      But maybe profs these days don't have enough time for their students.

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    3. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by yerxa · · Score: 1

      Some professors use online plagiarism detection services like TurnItIn.

      But what I have noticed is beyond the originality check to ensure the author/student didn't plagiarize another students work little effort goes into grading the paper. I am sure random semi-coherent words using a subset of subject specific key words could easily get a 'A' or better and not really be of any value to the student's learning process.

      G

    4. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am an instructor, not a professor. It is not unusual to have 150 students total in my 4 classes every semester. So I should spend 10 minutes with each student after each weekly assignment? That means 25 hours! When would you like me to prepare for class, come up with new assignments, grade quizzes, and grade tests?

    5. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by tixxit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is cheating though? Copying answers verbatim is cheating, yes. But my friend got caught "cheating" on an assignment. Really, her and her friend did the assignment together (ie. they worked out some of the problems together, rather than copying answers - they shared a dorm after all). Even I had a hard time believing that that was cheating. I've learned a great deal from friends in the same program as I. Similarly, I've learned many things by being the one doing the explaining, since it helps me organize my thoughts better and really think things through.

    6. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The CS department I studied at had a guideline that went something like "if two people are working on a problem and stuff is being written/typed, they're cheating. It's fine to discuss, but not to record".

    7. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by Krahar · · Score: 1

      Studying together is great! Solving problems together when they will be graded and it is a non-group assignment is not so great.

    8. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Well, then a short, ten minute talk with the student should be able to determine if the student simply cut and pasted, or if he or she really understands what they wrote in the paper.

      Not for any subject of significance.
       

      think a good prof should be able to determine that.

      Some people believe the Earth is only 6000 years old too.

    9. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was marking University math tests and found that one student had excellent work, every step shown, and all the right answers ... to a different test administered to another class. None of his answers made any sense in the context of the questions given, and this had initially confused him until he realized he recognized the answers from that other test.

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    10. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by wisty · · Score: 1

      You problem is obvious - too many students. If you can't spare 10 minutes per student per paper, something is broken. I'm not blaming you though, I'm sure you would love 20 to 40 students per class.

    11. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by masterwit · · Score: 1

      My first response to that would be: how good of quality really was the topic? - It was for freshman economics...probably Macroeconomics.
       

      forwarding, re-tweeting, re-blogging, and re-posting

      That was so "Web 2.0" as some dub it, we let all the bots do that now :)

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    12. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost every class I've taken has a policy about this. It's usually something like: you may work together with other students, but you need to note your collaborators, and you need to write your solutions separately.

    13. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by sthede · · Score: 1

      That's not cheating. My rule of thumb is if the student can explain the answer they wrote down, it's not cheating. So people that actually did work together will be fine, but if one just copies off the other, they are in trouble.

      Of course, this means you actually talk to your students about the assignment...

    14. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheating is doing something you are not allowed to do.

      It depends on the class. When in doubt, always ask what is and isn't allowed.

      1. Are we allowed to work with another student on an assignment?
      2. Am I allowed to discuss questions with another student on an assignment?
      3. Can I use non-class textbooks to help me in my learning? (For a math proofs class, the answer is likely no.)
      4. Etc.

    15. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Why not though? In the workplace, if I have a problem I am having trouble with, I turn to the guy behind me and get his opinion. In university, most assignments are worth 10% total (ie. 5x2% or something). Assignments should really only ensure that a student is actually thinking about the material and understanding it. Copying work defeats the purpose as you don't learn anything, but working out problems with a friend isn't all that different from doing it yourself, as you learn just the same. We're talking about assignments after all. These are short, mostly self-contained problems. If you want to test a student's ability to do more rigorous, independent work, then give them a big project with a unique topic, so that working with someone else really isn't an option.

    16. Re:Do they really think it's cheating? by Krahar · · Score: 1

      Because it is a non-group assignment and the rules for a non-group assignment is that you must do it yourself. So if you don't you are breaking the rules and that is the definition of cheating. The arguments in your post are arguments that there should not be non-group assignments and that's different from the topic of whether working as a group on non-group assignment is cheating.

  16. wow by psm321 · · Score: 1

    So glad I went to a school with an honor code where people are not assumed to be criminals by default.

    1. Re:wow by Chemicles · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amen to that. The University of Michigan's College of Engineering has an honor code such that the professors and TAs are not even allowed in the room while the students are taking an exam. It'll show in your work if you cheated your way to a degree, especially in engineering. I'm curious what other universities have such policies.

      And yes, universities do have an incentive to reduce cheating (they don't want other graduates to suffer from guilt by association) but like you said, it's nice not to be treated like a criminal by default.

    2. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I went to a school with an honor code and I found that the sheer existence of an honor code and us being forced to sign it did presume us guilty by default.

      Being compelled to assert in writing that you will not cheat says to me that they assume you will cheat otherwise.

    3. Re:wow by psm321 · · Score: 1

      UofM CoE is what I was referring to, so I'm afraid I can't add a data point there. There are some other comments in the story mentioning other schools with similar policies though.

    4. Re:wow by psm321 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting perspective, but I don't really agree. Yes, it does require you to assert that you didn't cheat, but it also takes your word for it pretty much unless there is significant evidence to the contrary.

  17. mod parent up by jfoobaz · · Score: 1

    If someone "dumb" is doing better than you, you are most likely not as smart as you think you are.

    Exactly.

  18. But what will they DO when they catch someone? by sheepofblue · · Score: 1

    When I was in school I talked with a couple of instructors (I tended to finish tests early) that pointed to specific students that were cheating. Guess what the punishment was? Nothing is the correct answer. What the schools need to teach is accountability and that is the exact opposite of how the self esteem factories that have been created function. That includes the teachers at the grade school level who are virtually unaccountable once tenure is obtained.

    1. Re:But what will they DO when they catch someone? by chemisus · · Score: 1

      As a student of UCF (the university in the article) they actually do punish students if caught cheating. Not that I personally know of any case of it happening, but I have heard of it happening. You can view the academic policiy here.

    2. Re:But what will they DO when they catch someone? by evolvearth · · Score: 1

      USF >>>>>> UCF

      ;)

  19. Give it up with the pointless arms race. by areusche · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know why colleges waste time on pointless technology when there are easier and less expensive methods to stop cheating.

    Instead of a 500 person lecture hall bring it down to 30 students. Watch the little bastards during a test. See little Sammy Jean pulling her skirt down in the corner? Move around the room and watch her eyes start darting around as she starts to get nervous. Walk up to her and ask, "Is everything ok?" I bet she'll probably admit to it on the spot.

    Students will go and tell their friends what the questions were on a test, don't make us sign some stupid waiver saying we won't because we will. If it bothers the lecture, professor, or god forbid the do-nothing provost, change some of the questions for each section or just stop whining.

    It's a pointless arms race where the kids are always going to have the one up. Stop wasting the waste of money and have your professors and TAs walk around and watch the students. Realize that making a good effort to stop 95% of cheaters will work and the other 5% will grow up to work for Lehman Brothers, Citi, or become politicians. Needlessly wasting money on anti-cheating or plagiarism tools takes away money from improving services like the shitty food in the dining halls, the rat infested dorms, or having a notable group perform on the weekend prior to finals will make your student population happier and more likely to be donating alumni in the future.

    And finally, In my own not so humble opinion, the risk of getting caught just isn't worth blatantly cheating on a test. Most professors will just fail you for the semester which is more than enough of a punishment. There are the few that will go above and beyond the duty to make your life hell (suspension, expulsion), but failing a course is more than enough of an incentive to keep me from cheating.

    Phew, I needed a good rant today.

    1. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that the "ease" of cheating is bolstered by the mass-production style of education where you have 500 people taking a test at the same time, I'm not so sure reducing the test-taking cohorts to 30 students would be more cost effective than the technological solutions they're currently pursuing.

    2. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by RingDev · · Score: 1

      I had 4 guys from my ASCS degree get booted from the school after an accusation of plagarism and hacking. 15k in debt and they didn't even have a piece of paper to show for it.

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      Stop wasting the waste of money and have your professors and TAs walk around and watch the students.

      As a TA, I warned them: There will be four of us standing around for three hours with nothing better to do than catch you.

      They'd do it anyway, and get caught.

    4. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by delinear · · Score: 1

      More importantly, structure your questions in such a way that, even if someone can look up the information, they need to understand it properly to answer. After all, most of what's considered "cheating" could be research. If your test is simple enough that regurgitating what's on Wikipedia will answer it, that's what people will do. Challenge them to use that information in ways that's not readily available and suddenly it doesn't matter where they got the information so much as how they apply it. Hell, I read law and it seemed at least 50% of the marks awarded were on being able to memorise case names and the names of specific laws, stuff you never need to do in practice when you can just go look it up. I have a crap memory, luckily I made up the marks in the other 50% which is how you apply that information. If tests weren't always structured in such a way that someone with access to a list of keywords (and yes, we were told even if you can't answer in full, at least try and bullet-point some keywords on the subject and they might be worth some credit) could reliably pass, you'd get a lot less cheating and a lot more people trying to understand (of course the flip side is you need more money for lecturers/tutors to feed this new desire for knowledge).

    5. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by Zerth · · Score: 1

      More importantly, structure your questions in such a way that, even if someone can look up the information, they need to understand it properly to answer

      That's how most of my CS exams worked. You were allowed to use the book and four 8.5x11 pages of notes, use as small a font as you can read but no microfiche machines.

      Statistics was similar, the professors even handed out a cheat sheet of every formula you might want. Didn't help much if you didn't know when to use them.

    6. Re:Give it up with the pointless arms race. by wisty · · Score: 1

      It would make the rest of the education more effective though. But I guess that doesn't really change their bottom line...

  20. I went to the University of Virginia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and, we had the "honor code". "On my honor as a student, I have neither given nor received aid on this exam." It sounds corny, but it actually worked. Not only was there very little overhead in detecting cheating in the system, but a huge majority of students actually abide by it. It is still something that 20+ years later is part of who I am today. I am thankful for that experience and having it be part of me. Incidentally, it has cost me a very good job but I have no moral qualms about my actions, too.

    Anyways, it works, here's a bit more info about it. Or, at least it did 20 years ago for me and the majority of my peers.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Virginia#Honor_System

    1. Re:I went to the University of Virginia by bruce_the_moose · · Score: 1

      The University of Richmond's honor code was so well respected by faculty and students that for just about every exam I took, the professor would hand out the papers and leave. I served on the Honor Council which prosecuted infractions of the honor code. We weren't very busy.

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  21. Class Size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they could cut down on a significant amount of cheating if they didn't have class sizes in the hundreds. Smaller class sizes focus more on learning and less on degree mills to make a college rich. Who am I kidding, cram 'em in and buy anti-cheating tools.

  22. Camera in glasses by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Yeah and what if I put a camera in some fake glasses?

    If people with the resources to buy a pen with a camera in it want to cheat, they're going to and there isn't much they can do to stop them.

  23. Why not do peer review? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get each class to test and grade each other.

    The theory will be they are best placed to honestly appraise the quality of each others' work, and to catch cheating. The practice will be that slutty chicks, trust fundies, jocks and backstabbing weasels will buy, bully or scam the highest relative grades at the expense of the plain, the poor, the timid and the trusting.

    And that, class, is how you prepare yourself for surviving the next half-century climbing the greasy pole at AnyCorp Inc. You can't teach lessons like that.

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    1. Re:Why not do peer review? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Informative
      Which probably explains this, from TFA:

      "...subsequent analyses turned up an interesting trend: Copying homework is a leading indicator of becoming a business major..."

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  24. Maybe. Maybe not. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1
    A college degree doesn't make anyone an expert in anything. You just learn the basics and the real learning comes on the job; hence why so many employers want people with experience and why there's still a few who don't even require a degree. Even then, many times, you'll be getting a job in a field completely irrelevant from your area of study. I can't even begin to count the number of people with engineering degrees who were writing business applications with me when they had maybe one programming class as an undergrad.

    The other thing is, let's face it, a degree is really a ticket into the white collar work world - sometimes. (Look at the authors for Fine Homebuilding and you'll see a lot of BAs who went into the trades because they couldn't get an office job.)

    A real education would be a liberal arts or science degree - just about every other degree is really training for a trade: engineer, accountant, programmer, etc... or a stepping stone to a higher paying trade: lawyer, doctor, or some other professional certification.

    A college degree is pretty much corporate drone training; unless, you come from a wealthy family that can afford for you to got to school a become a 'refined' person.

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  25. cultural differences by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suspect there are serious cultural differences regarding cheating. For example: at my university, the Indian comp-sci students all knew each other and held regular "study sessions." I was once invited to one. I was amazed to observe that it was simply a highly-organized cheating exercise. These guys had graded homework assignments and exams from all classes, and they passed them around, casually copying solutions verbatim to their homework assignments and recording exam answers. They begged me for all of my exams and homework assignments from current and previous tests so that they could add them to their collection. And they didn't see anything wrong with this.

    What I found particularly amusing was how amazed they were at my abilities at coming up with solutions when we had non-trivial group projects. "How did you know that would work?" they would ask. I had to try hard to avoid saying "I don't cheat so I have to actually understand the material to pass the classes."

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    1. Re:cultural differences by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had to try hard to avoid saying "I don't cheat so I have to actually understand the material to pass the classes."

      You should have said it. I had a friend who was taking a CS test, and the indian sitting next to her leaned over and said, "do you want to share answers?" She said, "no, I prefer to do it myself so I can learn." The indian looked at her, amazed, and said, "that's so impressive." It was as if the idea of doing that had never occurred to him. So if you had said something, you might have helped to change someone's life.

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    2. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to try hard to avoid saying "I don't cheat so I have to actually understand the material to pass the classes."

      Why would you try hard to not tell them that?

    3. Re:cultural differences by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Why would you avoid saying that?

    4. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely true. I see the same thing every day at work, they're very good at learning and remembering how something like an IDE or other application works. Management thinks they're brilliant because they can use all of the tools; but when it comes to solving a problem for which there is not a previous solution to learn/copy they're stopped cold.

    5. Re:cultural differences by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      I saw this in college over 10 years ago and it's sad, these students are cheating themselves out of an educations they paid for. It's particularly sad when you see this type of IT grad in the field and they don't understand the underpinnings of the basics let alone more complex concepts that require a brain ready to learn things that weren't taught or copied.

      You aren't cheating the system, you are cheating yourself.

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    6. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is studying old exams cheating? I could see copying answers verbatim to graded assignments being cheating, but studying previously used material for an upcoming exam isn't cheating. At my old university almost all old exams were available if you asked for them.

    7. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be coincidence, but in a math class I took once, a group of Indian student *always* had the full-test a day or two before the test date, and they already had it filled out with correct answers. They offered it up freely to anyone sitting near them. Even during the actual test, they were passing papers around. It was a huge lecture hall, and the teacher read a book the entire time.

    8. Re:cultural differences by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I would have turned them in for cheapening my education.

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    9. Re:cultural differences by zindorsky · · Score: 1

      I had to try hard to avoid saying "I don't cheat so I have to actually understand the material to pass the classes."

      Maybe this is a stupid question, but why didn't you just go ahead and say it?

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    10. Re:cultural differences by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      It is generally a bad idea to alienate those you work with every day, and I'm sure my protests would not have made a dent in the systemic problem.

      The real solution is to make cheating infeasible by grading only work done in class and never re-using exam questions in forms that can be solved by someone who memorized a specific template for a specific question.

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    11. Re:cultural differences by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      It depends on the class. My school tended to have official "practice" exams freely available. Actual exams were not typically available because the same (or substantially similar) questions were used each quarter, so the answers could be memorized (at least in fill-in-the-black form).

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    12. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was never the best student, but I was always honest. My best work was in actual projects, reports, and collaborative work. I was not good at memorization, and suffered greatly on the generic exams presented to me while in university. On the flip side, I knew people who did cheat and had a complete lack of academic ethics. They'd always do well on exams but poorly on anything that required applied knowledge or problem solving. Unfortunately, the exams were worth more. This landed me in the position once where I happened to do extremely well on an exam I had studied like crazy for, and around the same time the cheating group didn't do so well on a project. You know what happened? *I* was accused of cheating.

      So, fast forward a few years. I never looked all that good "on paper," but in the couple of job interviews I've had, I'd blow people away. The cheaters looked great on paper, but when it came time for them to get serious jobs, they had a lot of trouble performing. Today, I have my own nice office in a multi billion dollar aerospace and electronics company, and my role is basically a "firefighter" for the Software Engineering department. When major process, tool, or technical snags arise that impede engineering work, I coordinate efforts to resolve the problems quickly and inexpensively. I'm on a team with five other engineers with the same roles, but in different areas. We were each hand picked for our experience, attitude, and critical thinking/problem solving abilities. The challenges presented are impossible to deal with if all you ever learned in school was how to copy homework, cheat on tests, or study just enough to get the grade. It doesn't matter that you got a 4.0 if you didn't learn anything.

      Today, as the accused cheater, I'm happy with what I've made of myself. I don't think the cheaters with their advanced degrees can say the same.

    13. Re:cultural differences by cervo · · Score: 1

      In my grad school I noticed that too. The indian guys have a huge network with old graded assignments/programs/etc. I was asked for help on what should have been an easy assignment and I quickly realized that the person had no clue what was going on at all, so much so that it was impossible he wrote it. Some more questioning and sure enough it wasn't his. Still not all Indians join the network or rely on it for cheating. One Indian guy in my 7 person group was the only other guy who did work. But it is there. Chinese have one as well but not as extensive (probably because there are way more Indian students).

      Anyway I know they have old exams because I asked someone if they were crazy for taking a certain Professor's class....as an undergrad I had him for a semester and I would never voluntarily take him again. It turns out if you have his old exams then the class is much easier. Anyway that's a gray area. If the professor uses the same exam every year then it is cheating. If not, then it is more a gray area.... But they do turn in homework assignments/programs and just modify the words/variables and that is definitely cheating. Anyway I went with the other guy, I would never voluntarily take that professor again.... If based on the book/lectures you can't do well in a class then something is wrong with the class/teacher. Even if the teacher made the exams available, I'd be wary. But this guy also speaks broken english so forget it...Accent I deal with, broken english forget it... (or at least he used to 8 years ago...).

      There are professors who treat you like a criminal, never give an exam back, say even discussing an exam is plagiarism (I told a professor he was full of it since no one is taking his work and saying it is theirs and he should be ashamed for trying to throw around one of the worst academic offenses for fearmongering). I think Professors should give exams back for two reasons: 1. So that students can learn from their mistakes, they can see what they got wrong and see why. 2. For auditing purposes...i often find professors who mark a problem wrong and it is right, special lecturers are guilty of this much more than full professors. In fact just yesterday I pointed out a mistake in the answer key that my professor posted on the page. They are people as well and they make mistakes.. We've seen how well no auditing/oversight worked for the Bush administration.

    14. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, I mean I just noticed your nick after what I read, but .. wow .. did you dream of personally saving America from the "Formics" at the time .. sounds a bit like you read to much Nietzsche and misunderstood the whole lot, my condolences ..

    15. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell are you talking about?

    16. Re:cultural differences by sensei+moreh · · Score: 1

      I taught my share of remedial math during my academic career. It's definitely a subject that doesn't change much from term to term (or even decade to decade). My strategy with regard to old quizzes and exams was to make them available, either on reserve in the library, or posted on my geocities web page. I figured if a student had properly memorized how to do every type of problem I asked on the older exams, then the student had learned most (if not all) of what was trying to teach and deserved to do well in the class. The types of problems I asked didn't change a whole lot, but the numbers certainly did.

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      Geology - it's not rocket science; it's rock science
    17. Re:cultural differences by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      When I was doing my PhD I had a group assignment with a couple of other grad students from my lab. We broke up the project, all did a section and met afterwards to combine them. When we read over one girl's work (she's Chinese), much of it was copied word for word from a few papers. She was more than capable of writing her section without plagiarism, but she really didn't understand how plagiarism works.

    18. Re:cultural differences by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Even if the teacher made the exams available, I'd be wary. But this guy also speaks broken english so forget it...Accent I deal with, broken english forget it... (or at least he used to 8 years ago...).

      On second thought, I might have had the option to take this guy's class, care to name names? On the subject of cheating, undergrad was when I had my first experience with people getting quite mean when you wouldn't let them cheat off of you. The sad thing is, the work wasn't hard and all introductory material.

      I did see the variable name changing homework thing a lot. One final C++ assignment I had about 3 people come to me asking for help since I "knew what I was doing". All 3 managed to solve the problem, all in different ways, some I haven't even thought of. They expected me to do all the work for them, I told them to check their syntax in a few areas and the programs actually worked after that. They were still looking for an easy way out even though they actually solved the problem.

    19. Re:cultural differences by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Congrats! A macro can ace your tests.

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      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    20. Re:cultural differences by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Why avoid telling them that?  You'd be doing them a favor to introduce them to the concept.

      It is anecdotes like this that make me feel that we Americans aren't so fucked after all.  As long as the world needs problem solvers, we'll be fine.  And I see no end in site for that!

    21. Re:cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had similar experiences in Germany, studying mathematics and computer science, and it was not considered cheating. Quite the opposite, it was expected and encouraged.

      The purpose of the homework, after all, is not that the professor actually wants the solutions because he doesn't have them and can't figure them out on his own. The solutions are worthless after you turn them in; the homework, instead, is supposed to make you think, learn the tricks and tools of the trade, and so on. For example, in mathematics, it's supposed to teach you a certain mindset, how to deal with abstract ideas, how to carry out a proper proof, and so on.

      Getting together with a study group, thinking about problems together and trying to make progress on a difficult problem together is essential for that. Others can point out flaws in your reasoning, and you can point out flaws in theirs. You might've missed a helpful theorem that can be applied, but someone else will catch it. Someone might not understand something, but you can explain it, and this will give YOU a better and clearer understanding, too. Heck, you even learned how to organize study groups and how to work in teams at the same time, too - "soft skills" that are also quite useful.

      Of course, if you just copied solutions verbatim without understanding or contributing, that was bad. But first of all, most people wouldn't let you if you didn't at least attend the study groups and *try* to make a contribution, and second of all, there were written exams each semester, too, so if you didn't actually learn anything, you'd be guaranteed to fail those.

      But really, the crux of the matter seems to be that people are confused about the purpose of homework. Again, it's NOT about the results - the professor couldn't care less about those. It's about working on things and developing the solution and thinking.

    22. Re:cultural differences by cervo · · Score: 1

      The funny thing was as an undergrad people would cheat, but it wasn't so widespread. Professors would mention it on the first day, and occasionally one or two people would get thrown out of class. But no one outright asked me for the answer or expected me to cheat.... Or in a group project suggested out sourcing it.....

      The professor's name was Hung. He might be easier now, I did undergrad 1998-2002 and at the time he had broken English. By now I'm sure it improved. Other people tell me his exams are still hard. But I'm so put off by him that I never ever wish to take another class with him again.

    23. Re:cultural differences by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      I actually took his class (CIS-438)....and dropped it. Yeah, it wasn't pretty. I survived undergrad there from 2000-2004. Even the math department returned exams, and yes there were errors that students found. They might have been tough to deal with, but at least they were transparent and open about their testing.

    24. Re:cultural differences by tibit · · Score: 1

      I'd expand by adding that the real cultural difference lies in understanding, or lack thereof. The end goal is the same: good grades. But a lot of cultures around the world push memorization over understanding. Memorization may be just as hard as understanding, but after some practice in the former it's easier to keep going in that direction. Same with understanding -- after you've "cracked" and understood something that was initially tough, you get a knack for it, and have easier time attacking new things.

      I believe that the initial push should be given in early childhood, even if the consequences can be seemingly less-than-desirable -- at least initially. Ever since I can remember, it was rather easy for me to understand stuff. Or, it was much easier than remembering things that couldn't be derived from some form of understanding. Memorizing a dozen lines of a poem in early elementary grades seemed to be an insurmountable obstacle -- I'd much rather open some technical book of my father's, and learn new stuff.

      Sharing exam and homework solutions is like the copying part of memorization, just that for homework you skip your brain and copy straight from paper to paper. With exams, you copy from paper to brain, and then the other way. It's pretty much a mechanical process. Doesn't matter whether you know what the material is about.

      Good ole Dick Feynman -- blessed be his insight into society -- has figured it out half a century ago while teaching in Brazil. The linked-to essay (O Americano, Outra Vez!) should be required reading for every educator. His conclusion was:

      I knew the system was bad, but 100 percent - it was terrible!

      Rote memorization is well rooted in many cultures, especially in Asia, but also in parts of Europe, and certainly in a lot of grade-level schools everywhere. It's like a big smokescreen covering a whole expensive lot of nothing. Knowledge is understanding, mere recall isn't. If you understand something, you will -- perhaps with a bit of help -- be able to apply it to new, unseen problems. When it comes to quantitative science (say physics), you should be able to re-derive things from simpler principles (again, perhaps with help).

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      A successful API design takes a mixture of software design and pedagogy.
  26. Best way to stop cheat sheets... by MadAnalyst · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I taught, we had a fool proof way to stop illegal cheat sheets. Just let the students bring a cheat sheet. Of course, that made the exams a bit harder. They ended up being less regurgitation and more about comprehension. And proctoring became much easier, fewer things to look for (more time spent scanning for cell phones in use).

    1. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by jr2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't that what school is about anyways? When I went through Naval Nuclear Power School, you either got the topic or you didn't. Understanding a theory or topic is much more important than memorization. The best students weren't necessarily the best operators.

      When we got to the ship, most everything is just book work, but at least we knew the background of what we were doing. No meltdowns yet.

    2. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by somaTh · · Score: 5, Informative

      Going through college, I had classes like this. The hardest tests were open book, open note, bring your calculator tests. God help you if it was take home.

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      Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
    3. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Informative

      We had open book tests in my engineering courses.

      If you didn't know your stuff, it didn't matter if you had every book on the subject, you didn't have enough time to complete the test.

      Personally I programmed to study. I would write programs for my TI-89 to do everything for the test. However after writing out all the equations by hand, checking it against every possible way they could ask the question, verifying it with 5-6 different problems, checking everything again I had inadvertently memorized the equations.

      It saved my ass a few times when I screwed up a sign early on.

    4. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I agree. In many classes at my undergraduate program we could bring everything: old exams, cheat sheets, books. If you didn't have a firm grasp of the material, you'd never be able to copy a solution verbatim, and you'd never have enough time to learn a concept there to apply it to a new problem.

    5. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      We did that too. The only thing worse than an exam with a cheat sheet was an exam with a cheat sheet AND the book.

      *Shudder*

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    6. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Or do like one teacher I had in High School did.

      On the first day, he announced that cheating would have dire consequences in his class. He was quite adamant about the point.

      We did weekly quizzes (multiple-choice, open-book), ostensibly just to demonstrate our mastery of the subject material, and he'd use those quizzes to tailor the next week's lesson to review anything that students seemed to be missing. The quizzes, combined, counted as 40% of our grade. The final was the remaining 60%. "Extra Credit" projects, which were hard work, could earn you about 10% additional credits if you needed them.

      But the beauty was his answer keys. They had nothing to do with the actual quiz except for the fact that not one of the responses was correct. He left them in an unlocked drawer. Not surprisingly, some enterprising young student snuck into his office, got them, photocopied them, and sold them for fun an profit to about 1/3 of the class.

      A few weeks before the finals, he handed out all of the quizzes, now graded, as review material so we could go back over the material in preparation for finals (which were a mixture of multiple-choice and essay).

      Can you imagine the joy on the faces of the cheaters as they opened their folder containing 30% of their grade to find out it was all marked ZERO!? That meant a perfect score on the final would earn them a 60% grade, which meant they had to work their asses off AND do all the extra credit to barely pass the class.

      I had other teachers who would pull crap like asking questions similar to "If a train leaves a station at 50MPH and travels 20 miles, and consumes 10 gallons per mile, then enter 52MPG if you are not cheating on this exam. Then another train... (insert real-looking math problem here)". Their answer key would contain a number that was neither 52 nor the actual answer to the real math problem. Having your answer match the key (which was usually a nonsensical answer) was an automatic fail for the entire quiz.

    7. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by mttlg · · Score: 1

      When I taught, we had a fool proof way to stop illegal cheat sheets. Just let the students bring a cheat sheet.

      This is basically how it works in engineering exams - either one sheet of notes is allowed or the exams are open note / open book. Hilarity ensues when students who didn't bother to learn the material try to cram all of the course material onto one sheet (usually by scanning multiple pages and printing them out together at such a small size that you would need a magnifying glass to read anything). I would just add key concepts to a running list as the course went on, usually only adding three or four lines per exam. And then I would go through the exam without referring to my sheet (because the process of isolating the key concepts forces you to learn them).

      High-tech anti-cheating systems just aren't particularly useful for most engineering exams. Most methods of cheating are either easy to spot by a live proctor ("I wonder why that guy keeps looking at his left shoe...") or take too much time to be effective on a fast-paced exam. In the end, the results often don't even justify punishing the cheater. The worst case I ever saw was a guy who had his eyes practically glued to the exam next to him and did nothing to hide it. I considered reporting the incident, but realized that it didn't matter after I finished grading the exam; his efforts only got him 13 points (out of 100). If you don't know the material, cheating at the last minute is pure desperation, not a recipe for success.

      Homeworks are another matter, but with group collaboration encouraged, cheating just has to be accepted and marginalized by minimalizing the impact of homework on the overall grade in favor of exams and projects. At worst, bad cheating on routine homework assignments is insulting to the grader and singles you out as a target. If you're too lazy to even cheat properly, you're just wasting everyone's time.

      Of course, this viewpoint is really limited to engineering, and even then probably only certain disciplines (and I've been out of the loop for a decade or so). Written assignments are always risky, but in-class essays and presentations are an easy low-tech solution. Even just the occasional Google search can have significant benefit; the professor in one of my grad classes tended to assign essays as homework assignments and would routinely run web searches on key pieces of the answers that were turned in. Inevitably, he would find something copied verbatim without citation, even though it was stated up front that he would be checking the web (and it was a small class of less than 20 people). Though I suppose that doesn't make a strong case for these detection systems preventing cheating... Maybe instead of focusing on analyzing the assignments, teachers should work on getting to know their students. That's not exactly practical in many situations (especially in larger classes and with overworked teachers), but the alternative of a never-ending cat-and-mouse game doesn't look much more promising. Encouraging an adversarial relationship already makes people distrust other authority figures, I don't see it helping education outside of impersonal exam-processing facilities (which seems to be the conclusion of the article as well).

    8. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Going through college, I had classes like this. The hardest tests were open book, open note, bring your calculator tests.

      Indeed, the hardest test I ever took in the Navy was one where I could use any resource I wanted *other* than asking another individual for help or advise. But in the interests of full disclosure, that was a practical exam where they took us into a room and presented us with a completely disassembled (old style/washing machine) hard drive and expected us to put it back together and align and calibrate it. It was pass fail too, either the machine worked or it did not.
       
      But not every topic or even every test within a topic is suitable for that style of testing. Different types of tests test for different things in different ways. Consider the difference between an equation and a word problem on a math test for example.

    9. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by greendoggg · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. The best tests I had in college were the ones that weren't about memorizing. They were about knowing how to apply the material, formulas, ideas, etc. Once you get out of college and get a job, you'll be able to look up whatever you want in a book to help you do your job. But if you don't know what it means or how to apply it, it won't do you any good. Open book, open notes tests do a much better job of testing learning, instead of just testing memorization.

    10. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Vornzog · · Score: 1

      I had a numerical analysis class taught by a fantastic prof that used this method, with a twist. We could bring a 3"x5" note card with anything we wanted to the exam, or we had an option to bring a 3ftx5ft 'note card' - nothing in between. Even when someone took him up on the 3ftx5ft version, those exams were *killer* - because many of the numerical techniques were too long to be done by hand on an exam, you were expected to understand the theory well enough to derive a simplified version of the technique, apply it, and get the correct answer during a standard timed exam period.

      The note cards were nice - you didn't need to do any rote memorization. But no note card could save you on those exams if you hadn't been to class, participated in the discussion (the prof would randomly call on people, so you were forced to participate), read the book in detail, done all of the homework, etc.

      You had to *actually know* the material - cheating just wasn't an option. Of course there were 20 people, and everyone except me was a math major.

      On the flip side, I was head TA for freshmen Gen Chem. Two 300 person sections, scan-tron tests administered in the arena to have enough seating, electronic 'clickers' to check comprehension during lecture and record attendance, etc. The cheating was unreal.

      Force the students to understand the material if they want to pass the class, and you will have no cheating problems.

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      -V-

      Who can decide a priori? Nobody.
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    11. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by DaedylusSL · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I remember a physics test that was open book and open notes. I had only missed a couple of days of class and a couple of homework assignments and I ended up with a around a 54% on the test. Quite possibly the hardest test I took through my entire time in college.

    12. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Freultwah · · Score: 1

      Our exams (political science) were mostly your garden variety, but every once in a while, a professor would ask the students whether they'd prefer the exam with "open" or "closed" study materials. Students almost always preferred the "closed" variety, because they knew that if they are allowed to use their notes, books and what not, the questions would involve way more preparation work, more familiarity with the topics discussed, more creativity and often good indexing skills (which means comprehensively working through all the mandatory literature etc). There would be no multiple choice questions and everything would be in the form of a mini-essay.

    13. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it! I remember one time in high school, the teacher said that anyone could bring a cheat sheet for one of the tests, but it had to be prepared by the student, in their own handwriting, and it couldn't be larger than a 3x5 index card. One kid managed to fit the entire chapter's worth of course material on his by writing it in Japanese! Instead of condemning him as a cheater, the teacher praised him for his ingenuity... and then never did that again.

    14. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just let the students bring a cheat sheet.

      We gave open note exams. Students could bring anything they wanted, including last years exams, with answers. We put old exams with answers on reserve in the library, because we knew the frat houses would have copies if we didn't. We *still* caught people cheating.

    15. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by cbhacking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. I actually thought take-home tests were among the best. Yes, there was potential for cheating, but aside from directly askign another student for the solution, we were *expected* to utilize the toosl we had. Reference books, websites, even (near-exact quote) "this is a tricky operation, so you might want to implement your solution on your circuit board to test it. You can start from the project 3 code if you want".

      The reason I loved this type of "test" is that it is very much how the real world works. The professor knew we had access to tools that would allow us to answer the questions, but also knew that we didn't have the answers to most of them directly (the exact register settings needed to set up the clock in that way hadn't actually been discussed in class, and since he'd written the coding assignment the week before it was unlikely there'd be a solution online...). We had to combine what we'd learned in class about the general principles of an embedded system, plus the tools and references for our specific board, with the ability to use those tools and references (and posibly find more online).

      We had a week to do probably about 4-5 hours of actual work, but only somebody who was already an expert on that system (and on the class material, since some of it was also textbook-type stuff) could have done in in that short a time. Instead, what we were tested on was whether we'd picked up the skills needd to become (enough of) an expert in a week to solve a problem that was essentially another 3-4 hour lab assignment, without the instructions containing a basic framework for solving the problem and a list fo the relevant references that had the details we'd need.

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    16. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Homeworks are another matter, but with group collaboration encouraged, cheating just has to be accepted and marginalized by minimalizing the impact of homework on the overall grade in favor of exams and projects. At worst, bad cheating on routine homework assignments is insulting to the grader and singles you out as a target. If you're too lazy to even cheat properly, you're just wasting everyone's time.

      The case of cheating I encountered (a few years ago now) was with someone who definitely wasn't a high-quality student. Though he picked reasonable things to plagiarize from, he didn't even bother trying to make all the styles match up in his submitted DOC file; each paragraph had different indentation and fonts. He also copied my own papers, like I wouldn't spot that! Mind you, he was better off cheating than doing his own work; he managed to get a higher score on the sections he plagiarized (even with a heavy mark-down for cheating) than in the parts that were definitely his own work. We knew it was his own, because nobody even vaguely sane would use that as an example of what the question was about and the submitted code would not have worked for any purpose. Well, maybe it would have worked for crashing a compiler, but I couldn't be bothered to check. Quite the worst work I've ever seen, and the worst student too; the plagiarized essay parts marked the high point of this guy's career.

      Teaching? Just pray you never come across anything quite so bad.

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    17. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Trifthen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh God, you just reminded me of my Mathematics Analysis class. This professor was a well known evil overlord in the 300-level courses. He usually made the homework so hard, it forced the class to work together to even finish say, 70% of it, after working on it until 2am.

      And the final? Excuse me... finals? Yes, there were two. One of them was take-home, and looked suspiciously minuscule. Two pages. Two pages of questions for a take-home final? Ha! Easy. I'll have it done in a couple hours.

      NO! For the love of God and all that is holy, NO! This is a 300-level Math course, buddy! Each question was a proof. Effectively the test took us through the steps of proving frigging calculus. I think I turned in 26 pages of proofs . . . three days of constant work later.

      It was simply not possible to cheat in that class. That sadistic bastard is still my favorite professor; he even went to my wedding. :)

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    18. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a current EE student, all my 300 and most 200 level courses were this way. Normally, everyone is authorized 1 or 2 sides of a page for notes/formulas or even worked out problems. If you don't understand the material, none of that does you any good.

    19. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by fyzikapan · · Score: 1

      In the end, the results often don't even justify punishing the cheater.

      Depends on the university. At some schools, failing a course for cheating results in an F that stays on your transcript (and is included in your GPA) even if you repeat the course. But yeah, if that option is off the table, punishing people for cheating probably isn't worth the effort, because they're likely going to fail anyway.

    20. Re:Best way to stop cheat sheets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, could not agree with you more. I had a take-home networking test a few semesters back (I had already studied a lot because it was only changed to take-home at the last minute), and it was one of the hardest, most time-consuming tests I've ever had to take. Logged 11+ hours on that stupid thing...

  27. No innovation by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

    Am I suppose to believe that the school even with the considerable higher fees as of lately are unable to innovate the education and evaluation of the skills and knowledge of a student. Nay, I believe the schools do have all the means necessary to create other means of evaulation. However they do not need to do so because of their subsidized product that not only have caused higher fees but also obviously a stale product and lack of innovation. Just as expected from a subsidized industry. Instead they decide to implement a surveillence regime treating their customers as criminals. Wait I have seen that pattern before, ohh yes from other subsidized industries such as the media industries which are granted privelegial laws just for their benefit.

  28. Ok this is going to the point of stupidity by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    This is pretty much just paranoia at the point they are talking. "Nobody can have any idea what is on the test!" Sorry, but you'll have to do better than that. I could go in to said test and come out and from memory give people a fairly accurate rendition of the questions on it. That's just life. You can't have this big secret.

    Also, it is a symptom of a shitty test and shitty teaching. If you test relies on nobody knowing what is on it, that means it is just a memorization test. You are having people memorize random facts with no context, and that is why it is so important that nobody reveal what is on it before hand since people could just memorize those. That doesn't test anything worth testing.

    A real good test is one that doesn't rely on secrecy. My senior year I took pre calc at the community college since I had a conflict at highschool. There, tests were open note, open book and open teacher. You could go up to the teacher, and ask hm questions. He wouldn't give you the answer to a test question, of course, but he'd help point you in the right direction, answer questions about how various formulas worked, and so on. I learned more in that math class than any other. It showed too, in university they gave us a pre calc test in calc 1, since many students learn it wrong, and a positively aced it, highest score by a wide margin and I am NOT a math whiz.

    In the real world, you don't have to do things in a vacuum. You aren't asked to solve problems without any sort of notes or help or whatnot. You are able to call on resources. So a good test is like that, in that it tests your understanding of the material and problem solving ability, the ability to synthesize the material and apply it in novel ways, and doesn't rely on complete secrecy.

    In my college days I had a few classes that were like this, and in all cases I learned a great deal. I wasn't focused on trying to memorize a bunch of shit for a test, I was focused on trying to understand the material as a whole.

  29. I understand why, and apply this teaching hs by vsigma · · Score: 1

    I totally understand this, and apply similar tactics against my students to prevent cheating in high school science/math...

    I have built limited area cell phone signal jammers - it does not damage the phones - just says no service on their phones. I have put up empty usb camera shell casings, along with fiberoptic terminal ends in random places for appearances.

    This is in addition to using different coloured paper, different fonts, mixing up the questions - whether different order or multiples for values, limiting calculator usage and other things!

    Why? The kids these days apparently cannot live without their mobile devices. Heck, they can't even make it through lab without looking at their cellphones to send a text to someone in the room next door! A lot (but not all) of my kids just want to know what will get them the grade.. there's not a lot of interest for the sake of learning as much at this level anymore. And their idea of what is cheating, and what isn't is vastly skewed from mine.. almost like the whole pirating/plagiarism stuff too! So I have to beat them at their own game, sadly.

    Yes, I spend quite a bit of energy prepping homeworks, labs, projects and exams to make sure I have enough different versions to keep things interesting.. most of my colleagues think I am insane for doing so.. but I feel like I'm doing a disservice to the students if I don't do it to keep them focused .. and more importantly, trying as much as they can on their own for as much as they can!

    For those of you that will probably comment as to - you're a *&^@#%! teacher who is probably boring.. you know what? There probably are days that I am like that, either because of content of what I have to teach because of requirements, or I am just flat out tired. But I would like to think that I try to keep it interesting by bringing things that I feel kids should see before they finish HS - like liquid nitrogen, napalm, gummi bear rocket fuel, growing silver and so on. But it's uniquely challenging to keep that level up for every class of every day! And when you have a lot of student indifference because they are there only because they are required to do so.. it's just not a great combination.
     

  30. Technology to solve a social problem by line-bundle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    will never work.

    Humans are ingenious.

  31. The problem for honest students by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I never once cheated when I was at university, and am quite proud of that fact. But I hated the fact that *I* had to suffer with these kinds of heavy-handed anti-cheating measures, even though I never once cheated. Taking a test at university was akin to being dragged in for questioning as a murder suspect. No matter how much you tried to establish your innocence, it always felt like every prof viewed you as a criminal, with something to hide. It really made for an adversarial relationship. And it got worse and worse during my time at university too. By my last year, I felt like my prof's would have been happy to frame me on a bogus cheating charge at the drop of a hat. I was presumed guilty.

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    1. Re:The problem for honest students by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I once got charged with cheating in a lit class because I put a bunch of verbatim quotes from the book in as part of my argument...I guess they thought I was the least subtle cheater EVER.

      I had to sit and quote shit at them for 10 minutes.

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    2. Re:The problem for honest students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that you didn't always have this kind of system in places, but it's becoming very hard for universities to do otherwise with growing student numbers.

      I recently finished my degree at a small university. We were ~10 from the second year onwards (due to a high dropout rate), and we didn't have this problem. Lecturers would hand out tests and leave. We didn't cheat. Now, if everyone didn't know everyone else, would it have worked out that way?

    3. Re:The problem for honest students by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      I once got charged with cheating in a lit class because I put a bunch of verbatim quotes from the book in as part of my argument...I guess they thought I was the least subtle cheater EVER.

      I had to sit and quote shit at them for 10 minutes.

      Did you include citations and a bibliography/works cited page?

      If not, then they were correct to charge you with cheating until you had proven otherwise. In my experience, writing classes tell you up front about citation requirements for papers when you quote or paraphrase outside sources.

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    4. Re:The problem for honest students by Bwmat · · Score: 1

      I remember when my grade 4 teacher thought I was cheating in math tests because I didn't write down any work for arithmetic questions. It ended up with her writing down questions on the blackboard and me telling her the answers, and eventually she had to concede that I could do them in my head. What's strange is that now I'm pretty terrible at simple mental arithmetic, damn calculators rotting my brain.

    5. Re:The problem for honest students by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It takes two or more people to form a relationship, that means that you are just as much responsible for the adversarial nature of the relationship as anyone else.

      Do you even think before you type? That is the most asinine statement I have read on /. in a long time (and that's a HUGE statement). An adversarial relationship is *almost always* a one-way street. Saying that I'm responsible for being treated like this is like telling a rape victim "Well, if you hadn't been asking for it..." or telling a kid getting bullied "Hey all you have to do is stand up for yourself" (while completely ignoring the fact that his bully will happily put him in the hospital if he does).

      What exactly did you expect me to do, tell my professors (the people who could destroy my academic career) to fuck off? Refuse to comply? Bring a big protest sign to class and get kicked out of university?

      I'm not sure what your point even is here. Are you complaining about people who complain? Are you saying that innocent people shouldn't be peeved if they're treated the same as criminals? Do you even HAVE a point?

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    6. Re:The problem for honest students by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's true that this was much worse in larger, gen-ed classes.

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    7. Re:The problem for honest students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never once cheated when I was at university, and am quite proud of that fact. But I hated the fact that *I* had to suffer with these kinds of heavy-handed anti-cheating measures, even though I never once cheated. Taking a test at university was akin to being dragged in for questioning as a murder suspect. No matter how much you tried to establish your innocence, it always felt like every prof viewed you as a criminal, with something to hide. It really made for an adversarial relationship. And it got worse and worse during my time at university too. By my last year, I felt like my prof's would have been happy to frame me on a bogus cheating charge at the drop of a hat. I was presumed guilty.

      That's an anxiety issue. I'll admit that I cheated all the time in college - In High School, cheating was a horrifying prospect, I felt guilty just knowing it was a choice. I didn't get into a great college, and by way of the atmosphere I got accustomed to risk. Most of my friends came from poorer backgrounds, often with poor parenting, from high-crime districts, and to make friends I did things once unthinkable, and that quickly went from playacting to embracing a new personality. In all cases, be it drugs, shoplifting, cheating, the entity you're hurting is vague, distant, not really human, almost deserving or not worthy of concern, if you can stretch reality that far for your own benefit, which is exactly what I did. Getting in trouble only made it easier to go in for seconds, take bigger risks.

      I never stopped to think that others might not think the same way. It never really crossed my mind that other students would be insulted, even slightly, although it won't change anything now. I regret that period in that it was a massive waste of time, but I don't feel bad for anyone else, just myself.

    8. Re:The problem for honest students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was presumed guilty.

      I guess you were never a TA. The amount of cheating I saw while marking assignments was stupendous. Any given assignment was more likely a cheat than not, and not by a small margin.

  32. you cheated by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you described new jersey as scenic

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    1. Re:you cheated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he didn't spend years talking up some stupid indie zombie film that never seen the light of day.

    2. Re:you cheated by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      loath though I am to debunk an ever amusing stereotype of NJ, it is true that some parts of NJ are in fact scenic. Some parts are quite the opposite. I am not from nor do I live in New Jersey.

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    3. Re:you cheated by DryGrian · · Score: 1

      Sussex County, NJ is actually quite scenic... :x

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  33. When I was a T/A by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I taught a circuits lab class when I was in grad school. I eliminated cheating quite easily. I generated an individual test for each student with the exact same problems but different values for the components. I also randomized the order of the questions and used different color paper to create more confusion. For example, I'd hand out 1/4 of the test each in 4 different colors, with no two adjacent students having the same color - to discourage the thought of cheating in the first place.

    I'll never forget, though, the time that two students in different sections turned in lab writeups with the exact same measurement data - out to 5 decimal places (because that's what the Keithley meters were set to display).

  34. why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? and why does turn it in own your work.

    1. Re:why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self-plagiarism is a problem because if successful it allows people to get double-credit for the same work.

    2. Re:why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Why is that a problem? If you ask me the same question twice, you're going to get the same answer twice.

    3. Re:why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I once copied a couple of sections from an assignment earlier in the year to the big end of year assignment. The tutor wrote on my report that I should be shot at dawn for such and egregious abuse of myself.

    4. Re:why is self plagiarism red / black flagged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why is "self-plagiarism" considered plagiarism at all, if not just being lazy? After all, you don't have to cite your own ideas, etc if they are yours, and re-used, though for referential purposes it probably is the proper thing to do.

  35. Australia, doing it for years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been doing these exact things in Australia (even at High School level) for years, and students don't even use computers for exams. Can't have bottles of water with labels, erasers can't have cardboard covers, can't have a pencil case (must be in a clear container/bag), minimum separation distance between desks as well as a checkerboard approach to class types (IT student next to science student next to math student etc.) and all incidents, no matter how minor, are reported by supervisors via a form (whether it be writing your name on your answer booklet, question booklet, notes paper, phone ringing etc.).

  36. How to effectively curtail cheating by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

    In my observation, the only way to really curb cheating is to make the punishment for cheating extremely severe AND to not simply give the same exam year after year. The risk of a very severe punishment like expulsion and basically black-balling you by putting "expelled due to cheating" on your transcript discourages the typical casual cheater from even seriously thinking about cheating. If your school costs a bunch of money, this is even more effective as being kicked out with a $50-100k+ debt and no diploma is a worse fate than simply being kicked out with no diploma. Many professional programs (such as the one I attended) have this system and cheating is practically unheard of as we are far too scared to even think about it.

    The other part of the equation is the faculty needs to know that people can and will talk about the exams afterward (even if it's a general "here's the stuff that was emphasized on the exam" or "here's the kinds of questions they asked" rather than specific questions) and they cannot simply reuse the same stuff year after year. I know, asking test makers to make new tests or refresh their question pool frequently is akin to asking a geek to use Windows Me for a month, but it needs to be done in order to make a decent test. The worst offenders I've seen are in professional certification exams as they use a fairly small pool of questions and rarely update it, but charge $500, $1000, or more to take the test. Then they whine about how people are scoring too well and try to sue some for copyright infringement (the line "takers shall not discuss or reproduce any part of this test, including reconstruction of questions from memory" is the thing they like to put in the tests.)

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  37. whats the point of cheating? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    To me it sounds like more effort and danger than doing the homework or test yourself. I was always a top student and test-taker myself. So maybe its harder for others to do this.

    1. Re:whats the point of cheating? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that, without measures like the above, cheating may in fact be easier than learning the material.

      I just barely passed Calc 1 the first time through because I purchased the answer key to our textbook (which was not against the rules, nor was it technically "cheating" since the homework was not graded, just reviewed for feedback). But then I got lazy and started copying the answer key a lot.

      That cost me the opportunity to get feedback from the TA on the material. Near the end of the semester, one of the TAs noticed it and sent a note "stop copying the textbook answer, you aren't learning the material", but it was caught too late and I squeaked by the final.

      I voluntarily retook the class (which cost me dearly since I was paying my own way) and focused on the material the second time around, and did very well.

      I cheated, but fortunately I only cheated myself out of a good opportunity to learn. Fortunately, it happened very early in my college career and it only cost me some time and money.

      For any class that means anything, the only way to succeed in the long term is to learn the material well enough to pass. Had I managed to cheat my way through Calc 1, I would have been totally and utterly screwed in Calc 2 - 4.

      A lot of kids don't learn that until they start struggling because they cheated themselves out of the foundation they COULD have built in earlier classes.

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    2. Re:whats the point of cheating? by Entropius · · Score: 1

      For you, this is true. This is because you are likely smart.

      Some people are dumb, and can't do it themselves.

    3. Re:whats the point of cheating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily; cheating comes in different forms. I cheated in college. I had to write an essay about two specific plays from a long list (answering a question that was posed on the test and was never reused; you had to know these things inside and out), and was supposed to know the playwright's name and the year the play was written for each. A bunch of the playwrights had long Eastern European names and while I could memorize dates using stupid memory tricks, I finally gave up on attempting to memorize the stupid spelling of their stupid names, wrote them on a piece of paper and stuck it in my pocket. Somehow when the exam consisted of a 1,500 word essay on the detailed contents of thousands of pages worth of narrative and the historic, political and cultural contexts in which they were produced, I couldn't bring myself to sacrifice half a grade because I can't spell the name of Aleksandr Griboyedov and his 20 closest friends.

  38. I'll have to find a new way to cheat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if I read and understand the assigned material in advance, ask questions about things I'm unsure about, and do all my homework problems; I can then use what I learned when I take the test!

    Check and mate, professor!

  39. Problems with TurnItIn type services by DodgeRules · · Score: 1

    1. A student writes a paper and submits it. These TurnItIn type services compare it to other papers and returns a score to determine if it was a copy of someone else's work. This student's own work now becomes part of that database to help the service make more money. Students need to copywrite their work before handing it in and demand that any service verifying that it is original remove it from their database. 2. A student writes a paper, it gets tested by one of these services and is found to be original and gets a decent grade. Later in a different class, another paper is required and it just so happens that this previous paper fits in precisely with the requirements, so the student uses it again. Remember, it is the student's own work. The service now says that he copied it word for word from another student and the student is accused of cheating. Now with scenario #2, reuse of a student's own work may be questionable, but it IS HIS OWN WORK and he should be free to use it however and whenever he wishes.

    1. Re:Problems with TurnItIn type services by jonwil · · Score: 1

      It depends on the course, the school and the teacher. Sometimes submitting work you have previously published (e.g. submitted for another course or posted online) may not be allowed.

    2. Re:Problems with TurnItIn type services by Ocyris · · Score: 1

      I actually had a situation similar to #2 but both classes were during the same semester. I simply went to both professors and asked if it would be a problem to reuse my paper and neither had a problem with it. Got an 'A' on both papers too.

      Now a classmate of mine did something similar but didn't first check with the professors. He didn't get in trouble but was asked to rewrite one of the papers.

    3. Re:Problems with TurnItIn type services by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Pardon my possible ignorance, but I had read somewhere that TurnItIn gives the score and also shows the top matches to the professor.

      Which means, of course, that "reusing" your own work would be obvious, since your name is on the original AND the newly-submitted copy. Then it would be a discussion between you and your Prof to determine if it was OK to reuse your work from a previous class.

      Unfortunately, most Profs probably wouldn't be very happy with it anyway. They generally want you to write a paper FOR THEM, not reuse something you did previously.

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    4. Re:Problems with TurnItIn type services by shentino · · Score: 1

      1) teacher makes it a rule that you get a zero if you don't submit it to the anti-cheat database
      2) anti-cheat database has legalese granting them a license to your submissions (EULA)

  40. the more you copy homework, the lower your grades? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Or the lower you grades, the more likely you are to copy your homework because you can't do it.

  41. Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My professors have done this on multiple occasions. Give out questions before hand. Make them hard. Pose a very slightly different question in the actual exam and ask them to explain the difference.

  42. Kids these days... by confused+one · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here was my plan:

    • Study
    • Learn the material top to bottom
    • Learn the material back and forth
    • Learn the material inside out
    • Learn the derivation of the material, so in a pinch you could re-derive it
    • Take the test
    • Get grade range of A to high B

    And, if you see someone cheating, turn them in accordance with the Honor Code, because, damn it, you studied and you don't want to fall in the middle of the curve just because everyone else cheated (This did happen to me once -- a copy of the answers to the test for the prior year got circulated among a group of students and the prof. was too lazy to change it; so, anyone who had seen the old test already knew the answers and received an A. I studied my ass off and only got a C-.)

  43. I wonder why professor cheating very low by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Professor cheating rate is low enough that it is big professional society news and sometimes US national news when it occurs. Read the recent book "Plastic Fantastic" for an extreme case of one situation at Bell Labs. Lack of result reproducibility did him in.

    They've done computer matching studies of journal articles since most everything is online now. The xeno-plagiarism rate is always low at single-digit percentages and mainly obscure foreign journals. The auto-plagiarism rate is higher, mainly copying of boilerplate review sections and references from incremental paper to paper.

    I've always wondered if the cheat rate is double-digit percentages for undergrads, why it falls so low for practicing professionals. I guess part of it is the constant peer-review. In our graduate seminars we watched each other like hawks. The occasional phonies who got through did not last long. Ditto for the work environment.

  44. Copy-pasted homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homework copied from online is a real problem in schools I've worked in here in the UK.

    Students seem to think that a C&P job from Wikipedia equates to a weeks worth of project time. They then have the effrontery to look annoyed when you throw their work in the bin and tell them to do it properly.

    The fact that they don't even read what they copy was made very clear to me one day when a student had accidentally copied his 'work' not from Wikipedia, but from the Unencylopedia.

    The worst part of the whole thing is that it's laughably easy to tell if a student has cheated in this manner - if a kid who can barely write his own name hands in a lengthy treatise quoting references etc., then you bang a few phrases into google and there they are. Ten seconds work tells you how they cheated. But the fact that they're so surprised when they get caught demonstrates that they usually don't - most teachers are apparently accepting this rubbish as the real deal.

    Education is probably the answer, but I'm not entirely sure who it is that needs it most - the tech-savvy kids or the luddite teachers...

    1. Re:Copy-pasted homework by Entropius · · Score: 1

      We've had students turn stuff in with the links still underlined in blue.

  45. Haters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the poor underprivileged children who aren't able to get through college without cheating?

    1. Re:Haters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I reach these keeeeeedz?

    2. Re:Haters by Entropius · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but that's a large chunk of the cheating population -- people who've gotten by through affirmative-action-type lower standards and free passes for a long time.

      My student population is probably 80% Caucasian, but the cheaters I catch (N=about a dozen by now) are 40-50% minority.

  46. A simpler solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't the easier solution be to make all exams open book and change the difficulty/type of questions accordingly?

    After all the real world doesn't care how you get your answers so long as you get them and they are correct. Perhaps a better solution to education is instead of memorising facts and repeating them on command, learn the material well enough that you can given a complex question parse out what facts you need to lookup to determine the answer

    1. Re:A simpler solution by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I've had exams like that. But there's also a place for seeing what YOU know.

      I actually favor oral exams whenever possible (although they've not been possible yet in my TA'ing career), for the simple reason that you can actually see what and how the student thinks, and how they go about solving a problem, rather than just getting scrawls on a piece of paper.

      There is an oral exam as part of the PhD qualifying process here (physics), and it is considered perfectly acceptable to ask your committee "Hey, I forgot fact XYZ that I know I need for this problem, can you give it to me?"

  47. I've noticed something related to that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have a lot of foreign grad students, Indian and Chinese in particular. Well something I notice especially with the Chinese students but the Indian ones to an extent as well is the idea that all knowledge is something that someone already has. If you do not know the answer to a problem, the correct course of action is to seek out the person or book that does. Everything is already known, you just have to find who knows it. The idea of problem solving is one they don't grasp.

    So their computer will break (that's what we do, we are the systems and network support) and they'll come and ask us about it. They get vexed when we say "I don't know what is wrong," they often look at you like you are an idiot, and why don't you go find the person who does?

    I remember one time when a lab lost network connection so I was heading down there and he says "Why is the network down?" I said "I'm not sure," that got me a very quizzical look. So we got there and I said "Where's the switch, let's reboot that first," he said "Will that fix the problem?" I said "I don't know." He didn't seem to want to do it, since why bother if it wouldn't fix the problem? I found the switch, rebooted it, and the problem was solved. This was a totally mysterious process to the guy. How the hell could someone who didn't know what the problem was solve it without asking someone who did?

    There does seem to be a cultural difference with this, and I think it comes down to the education system. My mom went to teach English in China for about half a year (she used to be a teacher in the US) and said that their version of teaching English was route memorization. Students were presented with a couple hundred phrases per night they were expected to memorize. That was it. Needless to say, that works for shit. The Chinese government realizes it doesn't work very well, which is why they bring in US English teachers, but it is fighting against a cultural attitude of eduction through memorization. Mom said the teachers were very skeptical of her methods (which did not include memorization).

    1. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Kind of the inverse of the "educated idiot" who believes that if HE doesn't know the answer or understand the concept, it isn't possible for *anyone else* to know or understand it, either. And if you engage in problem-solving to find/understand, the E.I. insists you're making shit up, or are just blindly regurgitating.

      Goes to show that real learning lies in the spectrum *between* "they know everything" and "I know everything", rather than at either extreme.

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    2. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use to work as an IT manager at an Indian Own IT company in the US, I worked and lead a large number of India based Indians IT staff and the Idea that you go to an authority you do not figure it out your self was rampant. it was like If I can go to an high authority I cant be blamed, I did want I was told. rebooting switches is something that can get you in trouble unless authority told me to do it. Unfortunately the Indians in my last company seem to be one of two types of people they where ether afraid of there own shadow or they where Darth Vader with roid rage. It really seem to me that India is a country of extremes. supper rich or supper poor supper nice supper mean, supper motivated and hard working or supper slacker. It was amazing it as if the bell curve did not applied to India. It took some to get use to.
      BTW Indians that move to the US seem to be different it seemed like in a year or two they where like any other IT guy in the US. there is something about India and the cast system that makes them act very different in India.

    3. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Subm · · Score: 3, Funny

      their version of teaching English was route memorization

      Naturally they have to memorize routes because China could block Google maps at any time.

    4. Re:I've noticed something related to that by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      There does seem to be a cultural difference with this, and I think it comes down to the education system.

      And THIS, everyone, is why you can't just look at wages when considering outsourcing. Western higher education stresses theory, problem solving, and learning how to learn. Eastern education is about memorization and regurgitation.

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    5. Re:I've noticed something related to that by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he did not want to reboot the switch and take down 24 servers with no real evidence that going through that pain would solve the issue (and not cause others). And besides, it hardly solves the issue, you know what cured it but not what caused it, for all you know it will happen again tomorrow because the cause is not identified.
      I should not be judging the process from afar but it pisses me off if "rote" rebooting stuff is considered a first resort and doubly pisses me off that anyone that challenges that approach would be dismissed. I think you will find that your foreign colleagues are quite capable of reasoning their way through problems without being handed the answers and, perhaps, taken aback by your unwillingness to do so.

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    6. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      So their computer will break (that's what we do, we are the systems and network support) and they'll come and ask us about it. They get vexed when we say "I don't know what is wrong," they often look at you like you are an idiot, and why don't you go find the person who does?

      I remember one time when a lab lost network connection so I was heading down there and he says "Why is the network down?" I said "I'm not sure," that got me a very quizzical look. So we got there and I said "Where's the switch, let's reboot that first," he said "Will that fix the problem?" I said "I don't know." He didn't seem to want to do it, since why bother if it wouldn't fix the problem? I found the switch, rebooted it, and the problem was solved. This was a totally mysterious process to the guy. How the hell could someone who didn't know what the problem was solve it without asking someone who did?

      I mean no disrespect, but I was on the other side of your example once. Although, I knew what the problem was but it wasn't my job to fix it.

      I had a router malfunction which took a whole computer lab offline. I called IT and they sent someone to fix the problem. I asked him if there were any other labs offline, and he told me he didn't know. So he went to the router turned off and back on, and looked at me like I was an idiot that wasted his time.

      I, on the other hand, wanted him to look at the router and hoped that if he frequently came and worked on that same router then eventually the router would be replaced with another unit that was actually stable ( a guy can dream ). Anyway, it really irritated me that IT gets mad when you ask them for help which is the premise of their employment.

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    7. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Ok well that would presume a few things:

      1) That rebooting the switch would take down and servers. It wouldn't the servers are in the server room, not in this lab.

      2) That rebooting the switch would affect anything that wasn't already down. Again it wouldn't. The entire lab couldn't communicate with the network. Turning off the switch would not change that at all.

      3) That I hadn't done other trouble shooting, like logging in to our switch and seeing that the status was "down, line protocol is down" which means no signal from the remote end.

      4) That this guy hand any idea how to troubleshoot networking at all. He didn't he couldn't even identify the switch in their lab, I had to find it myself.

      Turns out that some of us actually can troubleshoot, and can do so in a rather quick fashion. Didn't take me long to deduce that the problem was either something with the network equipment in the lab, or the connection between the lab and our switch. Thus the first logical step is to reboot the cheap, consumer grade switch they had. It was also the correct solution. Had that not worked, I'd have moved on to other things, like breaking out the cable tester or a laptop. However, I did not know why the lab was down or if that would fix it, and I'm not going to lie about it.

    8. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow this really is the most mild and considerate racist rant I have read in quite a while .. is it still racist if it is just against an entire culture, and not necessarily any particular grouping according to descent, I wonder .. well anyway, I think that word, racist will serve the purposes of what I am trying to say here, said

    9. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      You know I have no problem with that, if additional information is given. However the extent of what was said is "Our lab can't access the Internet," I feel my troubleshooting was appropriate. Also please note I am talking about rebooting the switch in their lab, which is their property. Our switch was functioning fine. If it wasn't, I'd know, half the damn building would be out (I also had gone to it to confirm their port was not administratively down). It was something in their lab (or possibly the cable but not likely) and they are a continual source of problems.

      Rebooting seemed like a good first step and it worked. Had it not worked, I would have tried something else. I also would have moved on to other things had they come back later with the same issue. Also, do remember, that a reboot is fast and really does fix most problems. That is just the fact of the matter.

      You also have to understand that part of the reason IT tries simple solutions first is because they work so often, and they have other shit to do. I am not accountable to a lab, I am accountable to a department, which is about 40 labs and hundreds of people. That means I don't want to spend a lot of time dealing with a problem if I don't have to. Time on that is time not spent on something else.

      So that is why IT often wants the fast fix, even if it means you don't understand the problem. Malware is that way. If you get your system malware'd and an automated program can't remove it, I want to reinstall it. Why? Because it is the fastest (remembering that I can do other stuff during lengthy installs) and easiest way to insure that you've got no more crapware on the system. Could I remove it all by hand? Sure. Given enough time I can track down all the problems, remove them all, repair any inconsistencies that causes (Malware will do things like replace executable handlers and add TCP layered service providers and so on), and probably even identify the source. However that is a waste of my time. During those hours I'm doing that, I could be helping someone else. So I want the quick solution.

      If you want personalized IT attention, where they are willing spend any amount of time on your problem to answer all your questions to your satisfaction, check through anything you like, etc, that's fine, but be prepared to pay for it. You'll need to have a lot of staff around. If you want a small IT department, where 3 people serve hundreds of others, that is fine too, but expect that the quick fix is the answer they want. They want to dispatch your problem fast to be ready to do another one.

    10. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I did not know why the lab was down or if that would fix it, and I'm not going to lie about it.

      Given the circumstances I'd do the same (reboot the router) however keep in mind that you've only solved the immediate problem and not the long term one (router crashing). Why did it crash and how do you fix it to make sure it doesn't happen again?

      That's the problem with black box systems; there aren't enough hours in the day to fix them properly.

    11. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Not our switch either. Labs are independent, run by the professors that oversee them. I mean they are all part of the university, but they buy their own equipment. So if they wanted a better switch, or at least a new one, fine they could order one. However not our job to replace it, not to mention not our budget. Besides, it was a consumer grade unmanaged switch. There is literally no debugging that can be done in any way shape for form. It is just a bunch of ASICs and support hardware on a board.

    12. Re:I've noticed something related to that by soppsa · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of all the forums and services like experts exchange full of indian students and employees asking for help with easily google'able problems and often asking people to complete entire assignments...

    13. Re:I've noticed something related to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no one's holding a ray gun to your ass and forcing you to complete their 'entire assignments' for them, you Pakistani arsewipe.

  48. sounds like the cable guy / phone people at comcas by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    sounds like the cable guy / phone people at comcast!

  49. Down with bell curves! by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

    That is all.

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    If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
  50. i did make a movie by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it was about an internet troll taunting random people he didn't know about their supposed pathetic lives (obviously a simple reflective psychological need to make up for his own pathetic life)

    but one day, he picked on the wrong random person he didn't know

    for it wasn't a college student or an IT drone or a hack programmer commenting on slashdot, it was someone... something... different...

    it took offense. not at the lame troll comment. but at the existence of a person so empty, yet so full of himself

    so it simply reached through the troll's monitor

    AND RIPPED HIS FACE OFF

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    sleep tight

    YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE NOW

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:i did make a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatever you say, loser. you're a shitball and a fucktard. if anyone is laughing it would be us laughing at you and your pathetic life.

  51. Reasons for no degree... by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, lack of study/work habits *may* be a factor for people without degrees, but in a lot of cases it's also that:
    a) A degree is f***ing expensive
    b) It takes a lot of time

    I've actually started up on my degree via distance-ed, as I'm still working full-time and, frankly, could not afford to live without doing so. I've had a diploma for ages, and I've been in "the industry" for about a decade. In this time I've met *plenty* of people who exhibit the habits you describe, some of whom had their papers, and others who didn't.

    A degree doesn't guarantee ability, nor does a lack of one mean that a candidate is lacking. I've seen plenty of people with degrees simply because they had the time and cash (and a good study-buddy) to get through... but ditched any *good* habits afterwards.

  52. Re:the more you copy homework, the lower your grad by PPH · · Score: 1

    Correlation != causation

    Lets hope this isn't a statistics class.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  53. Times Change by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    If you wouldn't agree to it yourself, why would you inflict it upon others?

    Times change. As a professor I'm not happy with the increasing anti-cheating methods being deployed and do my best to design exams to make it hard to cheat by design rather than by technology. However I am also not happy with the huge rise in cheating that we are seeing at Universities. The philosophy I would like to follow is the one I was used to as a student myself: you are basically trusted to some degree but when you seriously violate that trust by cheating the consequences are extremely severe. When I was at school in the UK if you were caught cheating on an exam you got an automatic failure ("I didn't know it was not allowed" was no excuse) and if the cheating was deemed to be deliberate then ALL your exams taken at that time were automatically failed on the basis that if you cheated on one you may well have been cheating on all. Believe me not many people cheated in those circumstances and everyone made sure they knew exactly what the rules were.

    The problem today is that you cannot do that because parents and possibly lawyers get involved and the law then requires "appropriate punishment" given the exact actions and does not allow for severe punishments designed to set an example to others. The result is that, rather than being able to catch some fraction of cheats and throwing the book at them to discourage others, we end up having to catch almost every incidence of cheating which is not compatible with trusting the students. This of course perpetuates the problem since people who are strictly monitored for compliance are far more likely to comply to the degree that they are checked on whereas if you trust people to follow the rules they are far more likely to comply and will usually feel happier about doing so (as long as there is some chance they may get caught for violations!). Schools have it even worse since they have to deal with parents fighting the school when they try to punish pupils for cheating.

    Today in a typical course of ~250 students I will usually have to report at least one for cheating every year, about twice the rate it was 5 years ago (rough estimate with admittedly low statistics). The result of this sea change in attitude is that we have increasing numbers of students entering university who are used to a culture of cheating and these need to be caught early and given an education in acceptable, ethical behaviour. So until society decides to start properly supporting teachers who discipline pupils in school and allow for severe punishments (in cases of clear guilt) this situation is likely to get worse, not better.

    1. Re:Times Change by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the problem. We don't need more toys, we need some actual support from the University administration when people cheat and get caught.

      I had a student claim "I didn't know having my dad do my homework for me was wrong" and "It was okay since I couldn't do it on my own". I told him that I didn't buy that, so he appealed to the dean, and THE DEAN BOUGHT IT. He directed me to not lower the student's grade at all.

    2. Re:Times Change by shentino · · Score: 1

      Yet another case of a PHB bowing to political pressure and meddling in the affairs of his underlings.

    3. Re:Times Change by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      The dean understands it's a business.

    4. Re:Times Change by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Short-term profit over long-term quality (that leads to long-term profit): the American way.

    5. Re:Times Change by Entropius · · Score: 1

      This guy's done it to other people, too -- telling them just how their course website should be organized, interfering in grading, etc.

  54. I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class.you by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. You can get sued big time maybe even face jail time.

  55. My favorite cheating story.. by SoTerrified · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was actually an English class. (Yes, I'm an engineer, but I love to read, and I wanted to be a better communicator, so it seemed like a good elective.)

    We have a major essay on "The Scarlet Letter". After we hand it in, the prof announces that she did her masters degree on the book. She says she has read everything ever written on the book. And she mentions that she has detected plagiarism. She says "If the cheaters drop this class immediately, I will not pursue charges. Otherwise, expect this to be brought up with the University." Now, I hadn't even looked at other texts. Everything I had written was straight out of my head. I don't cheat normally, but in this case, I knew I couldn't even accidentally cheat.

    Next class I show up... 66% had dropped the class. We literally had one third of the students still in the class. It really opened my eyes with regards to how common cheating is.

    Oh, and for the record, for those who know the book, my essay had argued that colour vs. black/white was what defined what was acceptable in Hester's world. And thus the 'Black man' was not an outsider, but instead a necessary part. (Kinda along the lines of "There would be no God without Satan, so Satan is actually a positive Christian force, a good guy.") I still remember the response which was "This is entirely original... And wrong. But you did a wonderful job trying to make it work." and I received an A on the paper. So the incident also gave me insight into profs that have seen it all... If you can bring them something original, even if it's wrong, they're just happy to see someone breaking new ground, so they'll give you marks for trying.

    1. Re:My favorite cheating story.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Great story. My favorite cheating incident was in a Psych 101 course which used multiple choice exams on scan sheets (the "fill in the bubble" forms). I realized during the first exam that the guy next to me was copying my answers, so I made the usual attempts to cover my answer sheet. I suppose I wasn't good enough because at the beginning of the second exam the same guy and a couple of his friends were jockeying desks to get a better view of my answers. I made no attempt to cover my answers, but I did answer every question wrong, then just sat there reviewing my answers until they turned in their tests. Once they left, I erased all my answers and entered the right ones.

      I knew I was destined to become a BOFH.

  56. let them TRY to cheat by haute_sauce · · Score: 1

    if they get caught, expel their pathetic @sses with entries in their transcripts. the best to mediocre schools will not admit them, and companies that i have worked for (oracle, google, etc) will never touch them.

    simple economics of risk vs. reward. with a 'politically-correct' attitude of 'we will just lower the grade', they risk nothing by cheating (they probably would have received lesser mark in the first place).

    and those that are good enough to not get caught, will probably end up in law school...

  57. Standard fare... by Dogbertius · · Score: 1

    All of the above was pretty much the standard at my university. Rarely would any problems in studies actually be something that could be remotely attributed to the teaching abilities of my professors.

    The most common problem I found was that (especially in upper-year physics) was that nobody wanted to do more than the minimum amount of homework. This is a shame, as one would have to have endured the "weeding out" process of university for at least 3 years in order to reach this level in the first place. People typically hunted down exams and homework solutions from previous offerings of the course in an attempt to create a catalog of "probable questions" for the exams.

    My approach was simple: spend the $10 per course for the student solutions manual. The questions are the same as the text book, save for tiny changes so the final evaluated answer isn't identical, and complete, worked-out solutions are provided. I also purchased the "Schaum's Outlines" series of books for every course I possibly could. This was invaluable, as most of my texts would only offer "final solutions" for a fraction of the "odd number questions" (ie: less than 10% of the questions per chapter, and none of the more difficult questions would have these answers provided; Very frustrating as these questions were typically the ones on the exams). This supplementary material was very beneficial for courses in which the textbooks explained a concept poorly, and essentially provided no means for the student to work through the homework, even after reading the chapter 3 times.

    These extra materials allowed me to learn the general application of the principles, and helped me to ace my advanced math and physics courses for 3 years straight. The end result is that every week, I probably did at least 60 to 120 sample questions per chapter as opposed to the 10 we had to have on our submitted homework assignments. People have a choice with respect to how well they want to do, and this is coming from someone who worked 2-3 jobs to put himself through engineering and pay rent, so I sincerely doubt the "I have no time or money" argument is applicable here. Mind you, I do recall studies mentioning that people can be driven by adversity more than the average person with fewer obstacles in life. Although this isn't the particular example (below) I was thinking of at the time of writing this comment, it provides some insight with respect to how enduring adversity can push an individual to strive. I am willing to concede on that point, that such circumstances while attending university may have been advantageous for me. :)

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10511821

  58. Cheating in College? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    how naive of me. I had just assumed that people stopped cheating in exams around the time they reached young adulthood if not sooner. In college I can only remember one classmate cheating in an exam - but he was a bit 'special' and somehow I couldn't really hold it against him. I love this high tech bit: '...burned onto a CD for evidence' How futuristic. Can we learn more about this new CD technology they plan to implement? It might be the next big thing.

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    http://www.acetonestudio.com
  59. Schools as filters vs. dumbing down by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Babies are born knowing how to learn; people only need to relearn that if it has been stomped out of them, as is done through most conventional compulsory schooling. This is not to disgree that college can also be an effective filter for businesses to use to obtain compliant workers who know certain basic skills and who also are unlikely to seriously challenge authority. Related links:
        http://ilabs.washington.edu/news/scientist_in_the_crib.html
        http://www.chomsky.info/articles/199710--.htm
        http://www.educationrevolution.org/
        http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/underground/toc1.htm
        http://www.the-open-boat.com/Gatto.html
        http://www.holtgws.com/whatisunschoolin.html

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    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Schools as filters vs. dumbing down by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Forgot: http://disciplinedminds.com/
      """
      Who are you going to be? That is the question.
        In this riveting book about the world of professional work, Jeff Schmidt demonstrates that the workplace is a battleground for the very identity of the individual, as is graduate school, where professionals are trained. He shows that professional work is inherently political, and that professionals are hired to subordinate their own vision and maintain strict "ideological discipline."
          The hidden root of much career dissatisfaction, argues Schmidt, is the professional's lack of control over the political component of his or her creative work. Many professionals set out to make a contribution to society and add meaning to their lives. Yet our system of professional education and employment abusively inculcates an acceptance of politically subordinate roles in which professionals typically do not make a significant difference, undermining the creative potential of individuals, organizations and even democracy.
          Schmidt details the battle one must fight to be an independent thinker and to pursue one's own social vision in today's corporate society. He shows how an honest reassessment of what it really means to be a professional employee can be remarkably liberating. After reading this brutally frank book, no one who works for a living will ever think the same way about his or her job.
      """

      --
      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  60. Avoiding Cheating on Paper Writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am related to someone which I suspect utilizes or utilized a service by which you would pay someone through the internet to write a paper for you on the topic of your choice. Many other posters referenced a "submittal" method to combat cheating (e.g. "TurnItIn"), but no one I read actually suggested a "work intensive" method.

    If the goal of teaching is to impart knowledge, and the goal of paper-writing is to learn how to write, present arguments, etc, then why does the entirety of the "work process" need to be done in a vacuum? To combat a cheating system like the one I described and to ensure that you are still teaching, the solution is to check the entire "work process," not just the end result. Require a formal submittal of brainstorming. Require a formal submittal of an outline. Require a formal submittal of a first draft. Require a formal submittal of a second draft. And only then, require a submittal of the final paper . If a professor steps through the entire "work process" with the student, you reduce or eliminate the incentive to cheat while also teaching/reinforcing the fundamentals.

    1. Re:Avoiding Cheating on Paper Writing by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      Except for those of us that can write an "A" level paper without brainstorming, outlining and doing several drafts.

      Not everyone needs to go through the same steps to learn, write or perform common tasks.

  61. No mime chewing of gum either by noidentity · · Score: 1

    No gum is allowed during an exam: chewing could disguise a student's speaking into a hands-free cellphone to an accomplice outside

    I guess one can't pretend to be chewing gum either. If I were in college, I would be there to learn, and I wouldn't give a shit what anyone else thought. If they did something like this, I'd come in pretending to be chewing gum. When they said to spit it out, I'd pretend to do so. But since I was chewing pretend gum, I would still have it in my mouth, so I'd continue to pretend chewing.

    Why the hell do teachers care whether their students are cheating, as long as they aren't disrupting students who are there to learn? Let a student waste his time there just to get a grade if he wants. It's like the MAFIAA putting all that crap into movies legitimately purchased, making it annoying for those who bought the movie and simply wanted to enjoy watching it. This only makes it worse for the students who are there to learn, making them not only anxious about doing well on the test, but anxious about not being accused of cheating. Fuck that.

    1. Re:No mime chewing of gum either by Shados · · Score: 1

      That would work if the -entire- system was different. For the worse, the current system is made in that people who "unfairly" get ahead will directly hurt some people, get grants instead of those that actually deserve them, push down others on lists, and so on.

      The impact is significant: indirectly, someone who cheats could ruin someone else's life.

      The system shouldn't be that way, but it is. And while the system has to change, getting rid of cheating losers kind of makes sense too in the meanwhile :)

    2. Re:No mime chewing of gum either by refrigeratorpanic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      does that make you a sociopathic moron that has a problem with authority derived from your inability to see that cheating hurts honest students who get pushed down the grade curve and degrades the university's reputation, or are you just an idiot?

    3. Re:No mime chewing of gum either by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Why all the insults?

  62. Re:the more you copy homework, the lower your grad by natehoy · · Score: 1

    Yes on both.

    That's why a really good class will require that you do homework and have it reviewed and marked, but not included in your final grade.

    The only penalty for getting homework wrong is having a TA hunt you down so they can help you master the material.

    The only reward for copying homework is that you cost yourself that opportunity, and find yourself unprepared when the exams hit.

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    "This post contains words, known to the State of California to cause thought. Wash brain thoroughly after reading."
  63. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    We got along without cell phones for a lot of years without that being an issue. And if someone actually has an emergency and is coherent enough to dial 911, using the very same energy it takes to extract a cellphone and dial it, they surely could attract the attention of a fellow student, a TA, or even the professor. Whose desk is probably armed with a phone.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  64. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by oracleguy01 · · Score: 1

    Yes since cell jammers stop land lines from working.

  65. We don't need more "technology", dammit by Entropius · · Score: 1

    I'm a TA at a Research 1 university in physics.

    I try to structure anything I teach so that the assessments aren't things you can cheat on easily, since I emphasize problem-solving skills and "I want to know what you think" questions over boilerplate problems -- because it's a better way to teach, anyway. Fortunately the classes I teach have been small enough that I've been able to get to know individual students and their abilities pretty well. And, well, I catch a lot of cheaters, without the aid of anything other than Google. Do I miss some too? I'm sure. But I catch enough.

    But systems like turnitin.com and exam cameras are not the solution. They're expensive, and moreover they create entirely the wrong culture for the students. Who wants to live in a surveillance state?

    The problem is that there is very little support from above for dealing with these punks.

    I had a student get his dad to do his homework (very basic scientific programming -- Celsius-to-Fahrenheit converter in C) this year. Caught him, and he admitted it, but said "I didn't know that having someone else write the code for me was against the rules" and "I didn't know how to do it on my own, and wanted to turn something in." I told him that I'm not buying it, and that I was going to lower his grade by one letter grade. (This is a fairly lenient punishment!)

    Well, he has his rich daddy write a five-page screed to the Dean of Science, demanding a written apology from me for being so mean to his Dudleykins.* Then he appeals to the Associate Dean for Academics, who actually buys his "I didn't know it was wrong to get someone else to do the work for me", and tells me I can't lower his grade at all.

    There's also no mechanism for warning other instructors about a student that's cheated. The only thing you can do is to make a permanent notation on their transcript, but that is considered an extremely harsh punishment and the student gets all sorts of automatic appeals (and the Dean won't let you do it).

    This has happened on other occasions, and this is the problem. Unscrupulous students, and they're out there, are going to cheat constantly if they know they can get by with no worse penalty than they'd get if they didn't cheat (either way they fail the class). And the administration turns me into a liar too -- my syllabus says "Cheating will be punished very harshly, don't do it", and then the administration doesn't back up their instructors.

    Another hilarious cheating story: Two students from an athletic team had conspired to help each other cheat their way through freshman mechanics. They copied off of a third party and off of each other on exams. One student's lowercase mu's looked a little like N's, but it was obvious from context what they were -- \mu_s is the coefficient of static friction, etc.

    Well, the other student misread his paper (having apparently not paid a bit of attention to the class), and blatantly wrote "N_s".

    I caught both of them. Student #2 was completely incredulous that this handwriting analysis was enough to nail her in my book (she'd been claiming "He copied off me!")

    Turns out Student #2 was already on probation after having failed classes with wild abandon, and the F she got from me was enough to get her kicked out regardless of the cheating. Student #1 tried to bribe his way out of it (with a $20 in my mailbox!), and he got punted up to the Dean of Students -- who threw him out too. At least they take bribery seriously.

    *q.v. Harry Potter

  66. My anti-cheating strategy by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    When I taught a class, I made it clear that the students were free to collaborate on the homework assignments. I warned them however that any copying of any other students work had to be properly documented. As it was a computer science course, they had to submit their work as a computer file (which was submitted on a floppy disk). The class didn't know it but I had software that compared all the students work and searched for similarities.

    When the first homework was turned in, the software flagged the work of three students as being similar. The homework that these three students had not documentation as to where the work came from ( they were claiming that it was solely their own work). On visual inspection, there appeared to be no copying but on closer examination they disguised the copying by changing variable name, changing the comments and moving subprograms around. My answer was to grade the three assignments as one homework and then divide the grade by three.

    I knew that one of the three ( a very good students ) was the source but this was irrelevant to me. The three were then told why such a low grade and they could take up the matter with the academic honesty board which put them at risk of being expelled. They did not protest. Needless to say, word of the anti cheating software and my grading policy was rapidly disseminated by the students. After this, the students of the entire class documented EVERYTHING. As a side effect, the good students stopped sharing stuff and the poor students actually had to do the work.

    1. Re:My anti-cheating strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the assignments, or rather, were they such where you could have that kind of variation in answers?

    2. Re:My anti-cheating strategy by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      The homework assignments were to write a program that does a specified thing. There were many ways to solve the program as is usual when writing a program.

      The copying in question was obvious when the white-space was inspected. Blank spaces, indentation and empty lines were identical. I can possibly believe copying was not involved when the non white-space text was similar. What clinched it for me was the white-space was not just similar but it was IDENTICAL!!!

  67. smoke in the sever room just let the fireman deal by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    smoke in the sever room just let the fireman deal with and come back to work on Monday after the fire chief says it's ok be back in there.

  68. Ridiculous by Xelios · · Score: 1

    So now in addition to the pressure of needing to write a good exam I also have the pressure of not accidentally tripping their high tech anti-cheating measures with some thoughtless action? I never found it necessary to cheat on an exam, but had these measures been in place at my university I'm sure I'd have done worse on them.

    It's the same logic that "behavior recognition" systems use at airports. Hey, that guy looks nervous, he must be hiding something. No, I'm nervous because I know if I make one wrong move I could end up missing my flight, having my bags searched and being grilled by some power tripping TSA lackey for the next 3 hours.

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    Murphey's fighting Occam, and we're in the stands.
  69. Fixing the wrong problem by m2shariy · · Score: 1

    When/where I was at the university, professors would talk to the students during exams and ask them questions. No stupid picking answers from the list.

  70. that kid is a Straight Shooter with Upper Manageme by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    that kid is a Straight Shooter with Upper Management written all over him!

  71. Change how you assess students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in distance learning and frequently get involved in investigating online cheating incidents. It's quite common, but in many cases, the instructor invites cheating by using the same exams, questions from textbook publishers, and tests made up of all multiple-choice questions.

    I've also seen some really great alternatives to this multiple-choice mess. Instructors use multiple-choice quizzes as introductory exercises as a way to get students to at least get some exposure to the material before participating in a graded online discussion. The students will then at least know the appropriate vocabulary and can respond to discussion with much more understanding.

    There's also the use of plagiarism detection software, which really needs to be treated as a learning aide rather than a police officer. It should encourage students to make sure they've cited everything they need, not just change a few words of someone else's work to trick it.

    Overall, there's a sense of hysteria about preventing cheating which has lead to these big, expensive preventative measures which will never out pace cheating. The ethos we've adopted is to encourage alternative assessment and personal assessment, and finally, punish those who do violate the academic integrity policy.

  72. I cheated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Eastern Europe and I cheated a lot both in high school and at my university exams. Why? Our exams were pointless memory tests. Computer science? No problem, just memorize this algorithm and be able to reproduce it and you'll pass. Physics? Sure thing, just be able to reproduce Kepler's demonstration for his laws of gravity and you're all set. This kind of attitude made me cheat - even if I was able to remember hundreds of pages of pointless mathematical demonstrations, in a few days time I would forget it.
    The only way to prevent cheating is to give tests with actual problems to solve. Let the student bring any kind of books/courses he can muster and if he is able to successfully solve a problem in a given amount of time, it means he understands what he's supposed to. After you get your degree, your employer will not expect you to know everything by heart and they sure as hell won't mind if you know where/how to look for answers. (As a final note, the above-mentioned problems will have to be pretty much original, so the professor will actually have to give a damn).

  73. You're paying them to learn by blair1q · · Score: 1

    You're paying them to learn from them, so they get most upset when you cheat to get good grades or graduate undeservedly.

    Then you get a good job, what you think is good pay (entry-level pay for almost any job is laughable, btw), and fail your assignments dreadfully and get a reputation as dead weight.

    Your raises suck, you get fired or laid off more than once since you're neither productive nor creative, and by the time you're a few years out of school you're broke and thinking about changing careers.

    So, imo, schools shouldn't be interceding in cheating. They should simply be pointing out that the value of a degree is fleeting, and unless you actually have the qualities the degree implies you won't get much out of having gone to college.

    But for some reason they don't want to admit how little degrees really mean, and that you don't have to pay enormous amounts of money to over-rated schools to be confirmed to be intelligent and resourceful. So they will continue to make a big deal about catching cheaters.

  74. tech solutions to societal problems don't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "We will not lie, steal, or cheat, nor tolerate among us anyone who does" is the US Air Force Academy honor code. Cheating still occurs occasionally, but when it's discovered, the consequences are immediate and severe.

    One of the benefits is the fact the honesty is expected and assumed to the extent that no special 'anti-cheating' measures are needed. I still remember the occasional 'take home' mid-term exam and, to the best of my knowledge, NOBODY ever cheated.

  75. Tattoos by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    A heavily tattooed student was found with notes written on his arm. He had blended them into his body art.

    This guy simply tried to obscure non-permanent notes amongst his tattoos. However, I think that if someone were to have notes or formulas actually tattooed on, it should not be considered cheating. The knowledge would be carried with them as permanently and accurately as if they carried it in their brain. Probably even more so.

  76. Hah! by elucido · · Score: 1

    I never cheated, thats why I had a normal (2.x) GPA. I think this anti cheating technology is going to be very expensive and unless a critical percentage of students are cheating its probably not worth the investment. I'm sure some students who have a perfect 4.0GPA are or were cheating, but with hard work it is very possible to get a 3.0 or 3.5 GPA without any cheating.

    Let them catch the cheaters, then watch the avg GPA go down, then watch the grades at ivy league schools and expensive private universities inflate as powerful parents threaten to take their kids out of schools that don't. Ultimately this wont do anything to change the fact that a lot of kids get grades they haven't earned regardless of if they cheated or if they just literally buy good grades.

  77. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    So, the fact that's it's illegal to active-jam cell phones just doesn't matter to you?

  78. Dear Mr Sycraft-fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Sir,

    My internet is broken. Please to be helping me fix it so I can become Principle Engineer. The reboot switch did not work - it made the teacup holder come out.

    Sincerely,
    Asif

  79. UCF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UCF stands for Opportunity.. I mean University of Cheating Fuckers. I go to this school. there are tons of people asking 'you have the solutions manual'? etc. It's rampant in the Math/Science Department, Engineering Department and Business Department.

  80. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    It's illegal to do a lot of things that aren't necessarily *wrong*.

    Flipside, I can name a lot of gov't departments that do illegal things all the time. Does that bother you?

    --
    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  81. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    How about you worry about what you do, instead of what somebody else does?

    As far as the ethics of it, can you guarantee that your jamming signal doesn't inadvertently affect people or devices it was not intended for?

  82. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by Bratmon · · Score: 1

    So, the fact that's it's illegal to active-jam cell phones just doesn't matter to you?

    Just ban cell phones. Nobody will know that you're using an active jammer.

  83. Re:I just hope no needs to dail 911 in your class. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I'm not the one worrying about what some professor does ;)

    And I don't suppose its range can be guaranteed, but are you in class to learn, or to gab on your cell phone??

    --
    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  84. Cheating could win you a GLG-20 job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ask Austin Milbarge and Emmet Fitz-hume. But they already saw this coming, with the cameras coming out of the air vents.

  85. Maybe its the teachers' fault by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Call me crazy but if cheating is that big of a problem, maybe the teachers aren't being very effective. Case in point: Freshman year General Chemistry first mid-term exam. In a class of over 500 students on a test out of 200 points, the mean was a 60. That's 30% for those of you in Rio Linda. And here's the kicker: the professor was...wait for it...the HEAD of the Chemistry Department!!! Beyond that, IMHO practical application of the knowledge is a far better method of testing. Who cares if you can regurgitate from memory fifty different formula. If you can actually build the device and make it work or write the code and make it work, IMHO you're a far better employment candidate than if you just talk about it. As a teaching fellow for a microprocessors class, there were no 2-hour exams. There were several projects throughout the semester. You built the device and wrote the code for it. Then you demoed it to the fellows. It was immediately clear to us who understood the material and who did not. Granted these opinions are pretty much relevant to science and technology.

    1. Re:Maybe its the teachers' fault by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "Who cares if you can regurgitate from memory fifty different formula. If you can actually build the device and make it work or write the code and make it work, IMHO you're a far better employment candidate than if you just talk about it."

      You hit the nail right on the head here. This is something that we STILL cannot convince the major colleges of. We want candidates that have intuition and creativity, not ones that have been trained to memorize something just long enough to take the test on it.

  86. Waste of time by xmvince · · Score: 1

    They do all this to prevent cheating, yet they still allow mental-steroids like Adderall? Such hypocrites.