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  1. Carmack is a fucking genius on X Prize and John Carmack · · Score: 1

    if only Sikorsky had had Carmack's ability to turn raw bits into 40 tons of rotating machinery, he'd have patented the worldwide simultaneous orgasm machine by now.

    (Hint: sarcasm.)

  2. Driver model broken on Reverse Engineering an MPEG Driver · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you have to reverse-engineer a driver, what the fuck good is it?

  3. If it ends Flash-based advertising on Plugin Patent to Mean Changes in IE? · · Score: 1

    then I'm all for it.

  4. Unrealistic trial on Electronic Voting Machine Cracker Challenge · · Score: 1

    One cracker?

    Try everyone in the state if you want a real test.

  5. Re:It's not legal rubbish on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 1

    Fact: SCO owns what SCO owns.

    Fact: What SCO owns has been copied into someone else's intellectual property.

    SCO has a case.

  6. It's not legal rubbish on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 1

    just because it trashes your argument.

    SCO's got a case.

  7. Glad to see on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 1

    Americans (and interested foreigners) still take democracy seriously...

  8. Re:The Internet is not Secure on LovSan Clone Let Loose · · Score: 1

    It's self-consistent.

    "The Internet is not Secure" means "You have to secure whatever you connect to it."

  9. The Internet is not Secure on LovSan Clone Let Loose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many times do people need to be told this?

  10. Neutron Bomb on Stimulated Gamma Decay Weapons · · Score: 1

    We've been through all this before.

    The only question is whether the Bush administration is as moral as the Carter administration was. ...

    Oh crap. I crack me up.

  11. Re:what about audio output? on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    Mod that "funny" rather than "insightful".

    Computers generate white noise by calculating random numbers and converting them to sound patterns.

    So when you sample that to turn it back into a number, you've done nothing more than waste CPU, bus, and sound-board resources to create what is probably a degraded level of randomness.

  12. open source is a security risk on Maryland Plans Code Review for Voting Software · · Score: 0

    The fact is, some people can be trusted to make closed-source code. And most people writing open-source code can't be trusted to remain trustworthy. Making closed-system security code open-source increases the likelihood of someone finding an exploit and exploiting it for their own gain. Closed reviews by competent, trustworthy groups will be just as effective in finding security problems and bugs, which can be fixed without alerting bad actors that an opportunity for mayhem exists.

  13. Right now? on ZigBee Low-Power Wireless Networking · · Score: 1

    Microsoft.Com doesn't need anything over a few kbps.

  14. Re:expressive on Linux Journal Interview With Brian Kernighan · · Score: 1

    Superseded by "Pith Empowers."

  15. Re:Linux does not make computers faster on China Building Linux-Based 10 Teraflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    -1 ignorant.

    OS is not a necessary overhead.

    Embedded OSes can be designed to disappear after transferring control to the application.

    Time slicing, interrupt handling, and other process control is a burden on a full-speed computation. Good supercomputer programmers know this.

    The OS can only be a hindrance and is not a boon to the advancement of computing limits. The story's headline is an inversion of logic. This might as well be an article about linux being used on a 10 MFLOP machine as a 10 TFLOP one.

  16. I don't know why we worry on The Beast of Brussels · · Score: 1

    All of the databases that actually do contain our information (credit bureaus, utility companies, etc.) virtually guarantee to screw something up eventually.

    Any master database will, within a few years of collecting data, contain at least one error in every field.

    Leaving you unrecognizable, unlocatable, and uncontrollable.

  17. Linux does not make computers faster on China Building Linux-Based 10 Teraflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    I wish people would stop pretending that an operating system adds to a computer's performance.

    An operating system is overhead, and can only slow down your peak computing speed.

  18. We know it's broken on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    ...but now you pay to get it fixed by tiny degrees, or you just live with daily crashes, and suspect you're just the one out of 20 in your neighborhood who got unlucky.

    (Just please don't tell the Department of Justice on us. We couldn't stand having to pay them off again.)

  19. Re:Well, by their length... on Questions for DoJ IP Attorneys Asked and Answered · · Score: 1

    If you tried to put that much information into the answers, they'd each be 40 pages long and contain at least one grammatical, typographical, or factual error per sentence.

  20. CERTIFY CERTIFY CERTIFY! on Diebold Voting Systems Grossly Insecure · · Score: 1

    Whoever bought this system is malfeasant.

    It's clear no certification was done at all.

  21. I know how they can get it done on time. on No Doom 3 This Year? · · Score: 1

    Out-source the programming to India.

    It seems to work for everything else.

  22. Call India. on Color Printing Without the Inkjet Mess? · · Score: 1

    I think you can hire an Indian scribe for $5/hr, which is less than the TCO of most printers.

  23. You never will know... on Wozniak Unveils WozNet · · Score: 1

    ...which side will be the one to give birth to Big Brother...

  24. Re:Not necessarily true on RMS Calls On Linux Developers To Replace BitKeeper · · Score: 1

    Don't be so sure our rights are inalienable. The FCC's 7 dirty words are real. As are many other proscriptions on speech that sounds inciteful of crimes but may merely be sarcastic.

    You can shout about the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution just like everyone else in your wing of the county jail while you're waiting for your lawyer to call back.

  25. Note to future equipment testers of the world on The Most Compatible DVD Format: DVD-R · · Score: 1

    When marking your results, don't use "OK" and "NO" as the indicators.

    They're virtually impossible to tell apart in rapid scanning.

    Use "PASS" (not "PASSED") and "FAILED". The length differences alone will provide ample visual cuing to reviewers.