I've totally changed though. Just don't leave, is all I'm asking, give me another chance. If you stay, I totally guarantee that I won't beat you up again, much, for at least a week, unless you do something dumb and get me mad again, or I have a drink, or I want to.
Holy Carp, well reminded. It's been years since I've read any [url=http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/29/technology/afghan-e-mail-seen-as-too-geek-to-be-true.html?src=pm]Katz vomit[/url]. I almost - almost - feel nostalgic for his deluded ramblings.
I want to cut back on content so that I can hire more hookers to crew my yacht. How would you feel about admitting to being lazy slob Joe? You'd feel just peachy keen, huh? You'd be happy putting your name to a ridiculous strawman about choosing between 10 hours of good content and 20 hours of sucky content, because apparently that's the only options available to $60 AAA titles? Well, thanks Joe, you just sign there while I sliiiiide this paper bag under the table.
Really, games industry? This is the best that you can come up with? "We're giving you exactly what we wish you wanted!"
Are you following this, Ford? Meet the 2012 Fusion: we listened(*), and it's now 100% free of A/C or heating across the range, at no extra cost!
(*) To Mandy Frozenpants, Anchorage, and Bob Sweatyballs, Phoenix.
I'm sure the crackers will enjoy spending their virtual pennies on any of the varied goods and services available within the Bitcoin economy: herpes, home brewed acid, and yaoi themed web sites.
Near my work is a skyscraper with five tiny wind turbines on the roof. I read in the local paper that they could, in theory, if operating at peak efficiency while fully load balanced with the building's requirements, which they'll never be because wind, durrrr, changes provide 4% of the building's power on windy days.
EFA. Small wind turbines are in almost every case a complete crock, sold by scammers and thieves.
Now let's see if it's enforced. I doubt that any winning defendant will ever see a red cent from Righthaven, before the profits get syphoned to Bermuda and the empty shell goes bankrupt.
It's on this spreadsheet that I totally have on my other laptop. There's an official looking logo on it and everything. The logo has an eagle, that's how serious I am.
Now, give me funding or else your children will be raped to death by walruses.
Religions shouldn't get special treatment, it's moronic.
Gee willikers, if only there were some way to demonstrate how ludicrous it is to give special treatment to religionists? You know, making some sort of mockery of the whole system, using a method that you'd have to be a complete retard not to recognise as a smart, effective protest? Can you think of anything like that, maybe something that you've heard in the news very, very recently?
Oh, pfft, Murdoch could eat an orphan live on Sky 1, and he'd still be feted and fawned over come the next general election. Keeping that harridan Rebekah Brooks on-board is a clear F-U to the peons (in which I include such non-entities as mere Prime Ministers).
On an objective scale, nothing bigger than a subatomic particle has any intrinsic value.
Going to the moon was essentially pointless, frivolous and meaningless.
And yet millions of people around the world watched it, and wept for joy because for one brief moment, our reach did not exceed our grasp, and we touched the heavens.
If the thought of having a connection to that astonishing moment - and the men involved in it, the frail apes who walked on another planet - doesn't embiggen your soul, then honestly, I pity you. You may one day have $100,000 in your pocket, but if you can't envision spending it on something like this, then you'll always be impoverished.
What a world we've come to, when simply looking at or commenting on what you've explicitly chosen to waggle in my face is a violation of your, uh... privacy.
Fixed that for you. You can be a whiny bitch and blame everything on management, or you can explain to them that you can't row because you're too busy bailing, and maybe taking the time to stick a few corks in the boat now and again would help them to earn their bonuses.
Rapmasta F-U the lunchbox, Rapmasta F-U the colouring book, Rapmasta F-U the flamethrower.
Well, t-shirt sales at concerts anyway, books, movie rights, that jazz. If you're too dumb to know that before you take an "advance" from a label, then you're going to get ripped off by a 419 scam sooner or later anyway.
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I've totally changed though. Just don't leave, is all I'm asking, give me another chance. If you stay, I totally guarantee that I won't beat you up again, much, for at least a week, unless you do something dumb and get me mad again, or I have a drink, or I want to.
Holy Carp, well reminded. It's been years since I've read any [url=http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/29/technology/afghan-e-mail-seen-as-too-geek-to-be-true.html?src=pm]Katz vomit[/url]. I almost - almost - feel nostalgic for his deluded ramblings.
It's not, in any meaningful sense. This is Science By Headline.
Agreed, they've got no respect for the classics. Although I'd likely have gone with "Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
Fixed that for you, courtesy of a Scottish education.
Unless your intention was to redefine the hour, which I can't entirely rule out.
Pathetic trolling attempt, and a risible comparison. Vulcans get laid every 7 years.
Sure, which one? There are, what, 450 versions in English alone, although you cannot truly appreciate it until you read it in the original Klingon.
Drama teachers. Always hotties. Always.
Shush, heathen! Look at the flashy pictures!
I want to cut back on content so that I can hire more hookers to crew my yacht. How would you feel about admitting to being lazy slob Joe? You'd feel just peachy keen, huh? You'd be happy putting your name to a ridiculous strawman about choosing between 10 hours of good content and 20 hours of sucky content, because apparently that's the only options available to $60 AAA titles? Well, thanks Joe, you just sign there while I sliiiiide this paper bag under the table.
Really, games industry? This is the best that you can come up with? "We're giving you exactly what we wish you wanted!"
Are you following this, Ford? Meet the 2012 Fusion: we listened(*), and it's now 100% free of A/C or heating across the range, at no extra cost!
(*) To Mandy Frozenpants, Anchorage, and Bob Sweatyballs, Phoenix.
I'm sure the crackers will enjoy spending their virtual pennies on any of the varied goods and services available within the Bitcoin economy: herpes, home brewed acid, and yaoi themed web sites.
EFA. Small wind turbines are in almost every case a complete crock, sold by scammers and thieves.
Now let's see if it's enforced. I doubt that any winning defendant will ever see a red cent from Righthaven, before the profits get syphoned to Bermuda and the empty shell goes bankrupt.
The "boonies"? Right now, today, if you've got an internet connection, how much does it matter where you live?
Extrapolate to a Dyson sphere capable civilisation.
Now, give me funding or else your children will be raped to death by walruses.
Gee willikers, if only there were some way to demonstrate how ludicrous it is to give special treatment to religionists? You know, making some sort of mockery of the whole system, using a method that you'd have to be a complete retard not to recognise as a smart, effective protest? Can you think of anything like that, maybe something that you've heard in the news very, very recently?
A car salesman who only flies? Must be pretty good on the theory.
Oh, pfft, Murdoch could eat an orphan live on Sky 1, and he'd still be feted and fawned over come the next general election. Keeping that harridan Rebekah Brooks on-board is a clear F-U to the peons (in which I include such non-entities as mere Prime Ministers).
And be part of the solution, you lazy smelly hippies.
On an objective scale, nothing bigger than a subatomic particle has any intrinsic value.
Going to the moon was essentially pointless, frivolous and meaningless.
And yet millions of people around the world watched it, and wept for joy because for one brief moment, our reach did not exceed our grasp, and we touched the heavens.
If the thought of having a connection to that astonishing moment - and the men involved in it, the frail apes who walked on another planet - doesn't embiggen your soul, then honestly, I pity you. You may one day have $100,000 in your pocket, but if you can't envision spending it on something like this, then you'll always be impoverished.
Neither is photographic film, and yet some sheeple still believe all those moon pictures are real. [gets into flame-proof suit]
Topless woman: EEK! A PERVERT!
What a world we've come to, when simply looking at or commenting on what you've explicitly chosen to waggle in my face is a violation of your, uh... privacy.
The system works. Access is logged and monitored, and the villains do get caught at it. They're not the sharpest truncheons in the box, to be honest.
Fixed that for you. You can be a whiny bitch and blame everything on management, or you can explain to them that you can't row because you're too busy bailing, and maybe taking the time to stick a few corks in the boat now and again would help them to earn their bonuses.
Rapmasta F-U the lunchbox, Rapmasta F-U the colouring book, Rapmasta F-U the flamethrower.
Well, t-shirt sales at concerts anyway, books, movie rights, that jazz. If you're too dumb to know that before you take an "advance" from a label, then you're going to get ripped off by a 419 scam sooner or later anyway.