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  1. kids are surrounded by violence... on Killing Video Games · · Score: 1

    they see on TV everyday. Don't these politicians think it is better for a kid to take out his/her frustrations on Unreal Tournament or Soldier of Fortune, than too take a rifle to class?

  2. 3G.... on 3G Phone Trial Started in Japan · · Score: 2

    an exciting and inovative new way to talk to people's voice mail and answering services. Yeehaw.

  3. It would make more sense... on Dinosaur Robots Will Do My Bidding! · · Score: 1

    if, instead of developing Artificially Intelligent giant robots, they made Genuinely Unintelligent robots. Then we would have less to worry about in terms of them getting 'too smart', and eating us.

  4. Traffic? on Security Through Varying IPs · · Score: 1

    wouldn't your network DHCP and DNS traffic increase tenfold?

  5. the onus... on 2600 v. Ford Motors · · Score: 2

    is on Ford to prove that they don't suck.

  6. can i pay... on Russians Offering More Space Tourism · · Score: 5

    for them to take someone else into space and leave them there?

  7. cult status on Lone Gunmen Get the Axe From Fox · · Score: 1

    The sad thing about the FOX network is that if a show doesn't achieve cult status, it gets cancelled. It seems FOX has cancelled alot of shows that would have made it on other networks. Many good shows have seen the FOX axe. Ned & Stacey comes to mind.

  8. All about software... on Nokia's Linux Based Xbox Competitor · · Score: 1

    It is good to see Microsoft getting more competition, but without good games, they will not get anywhere. They will need to have either some stellar games or some heavyweight developer names behind them if they expect to sell any systems. I would hate to see a potentially good system go to waste just because there was no good games like the way it was with Atari Jaguar.

  9. Didn't they already invent this... on Simple Inexpensive Mobile Computer: The Simputer · · Score: 1

    It was called the calculator watch.

  10. You would think... on Hacking Wireless 802.11b Nets · · Score: 4

    A company as large and as technically inclined as Sun Microsystems might investigate this type of thing before going ahead and implementing this type of network.

  11. Backtracking on Rack Mount Solution for Desktop PCs · · Score: 1

    In sense it seems like we are backtracking to the days of mainframes. Obviously newer, better technology, but the concept is essentially the same.

  12. ha ha ha... on SDMI Challenge Participants May Face DMCA Action · · Score: 1

    we dare you to try to crack this watermark... ha ha ha... oh, you did? oh, ummmmm.... don't tell anyone ok?

  13. A less dangerous method... on This Laptop Will Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    might be to implant electrodes in the people who have laptops, then when the get too far away from them, the receeive severe electrical shocks.That would learn 'em real good, real fast. Then the poor sap who finds the laptop in the back of the cab doesn't get his fingers blown off.

  14. My favourite color is.... on The Three Hat Problem · · Score: 1

    red!... no wait... blue! er, no, red...

  15. I hope... on Why 2002 Will Be Better Than 2001 · · Score: 2

    ... that when they say old hardware will wear out, that they are not implying that I should replace my TANDY!!

  16. I hope... on Mars Odyssey begins · · Score: 1

    ...it is more exciting than Val Kilmer and Gary Sinise's recent trips to Mars.

  17. Moving on Microsoft Open To Class Action Suits, Judge Rules · · Score: 2

    Microsoft had once considered moving their HQ to BC to escape the US government prosecution. I wonder if they were to move to Canada if they would be safe from private lawsuits by Americans. Worst case scenario, there are way less Canadians to sue them then there are Americans.

  18. A new world on How Solar Sails Work · · Score: 1

    ... and COlumbus set sail seeking a faster trade route to Mars...

  19. Freedom on No Slump For Sex Online · · Score: 2

    The advantage/disadvantage of the Internet is the ability to be anonymous. People can express ideas that they would never express, or partake in things like online porn in the privacy of their own home (the guy at the video store doesn't even have to know)which they probably wouldn't if they could be identified. For that reason people will always partake in things like on-line sex sites or other things that might be publicly frowned upon.

  20. I wonder... on Napster Goes Before US Congress · · Score: 1

    how many member of the RIAA have kids at home who are Napstering under their very noses. Oh, yeah, is John Henley realted to Don Henley?

  21. This brings us one step closer... on New Sharp Zaurus Will Host Amiga Under Linux · · Score: 2

    To restoring the glory of the almighty TANDY!!!

  22. Introducing AFLP... on TCP/IP Over HTTP · · Score: 2

    That's The April Fools Limitation Protocol. It can be very handy when implemented around this time of year.

  23. it would be neat... on 2b Or !2b: Shakespeare TxtMsg Contest · · Score: 2

    if they could make a phone where, instead of just reading text messages from people, you could actually somehow talk to the person on the other end. Hey, waitaminute.....

  24. We are Warner Bros... on Supremes Hear Case of Publisher Piracy · · Score: 1

    all your articles are belong to us.

  25. Oldies on Dreamcast Postmortem · · Score: 1

    It saddens me about Sega's situation, but as long as I have my Atari to play Missile Command, I am a happy camper.