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2b Or !2b: Shakespeare TxtMsg Contest

FortKnox writes "Reuters has an article on a contest for the most aspiring text message. It has to be under 160 characters, because it follows the trendy text-messaging for modern mobile phones. Most people will try to make long quotes with abbreviations and numbers and such to bring it down to the appropriate length."

159 comments

  1. Re:All your cellphones are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    for (i = 0; i < you->base.count; i++)
    {
    you->base[i]->belonger = this;
    }

  2. In Japan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Back in the days when old-school pagers were around that could only handle numbers people in Japan were using 1337 speak to message people everyday.

    For example to say "let's go to see a movie" could be expressed as 818 321504, which can be pronounced, "eiga miniikouyo"

    In Japanese...
    8='hachi' or in english 'eight'
    1='ichi' or in 'one' or it looks like the katakana character which is pronouned 'E'
    8=it can also be read 'ga' in this case. no idea why.
    3=pronounced 'san' or 'mitsu' so, in this case, 'mi'
    2='ni' or 'hutatsu' so we use 'ni'
    1=like the katakana character for 'E' again.
    5='go' or 'itsutsu' in this case, we use go, which is the same character for 'ko' minus just one " looking thing.
    0=it looks like English 'O' so it's pronounced like that in this case.
    4='yon', or 'shi', so in this case we just take the first part, 'yon' and reduce it to yo.

    Oh my Gott.
    I can't believe I can explain this. Japanese is insane. I also can't believe people could understand this stuff, let alone write it fluently.

    Now everyone has cell phones that have full text messaging support so there is little need for this method anymore. Though most people still remember it.

  3. Good but Not Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    While I am all for motivating people to come up with new poems and/or types of poetry, that is not what this contest does. Playing with not only language but with syntax, capitalizations, and even symbols has been around for awhile, just check out any good poetry mag or even (for a simpler version) go find an e.e. cummings anthology. However, if nothing else comes of this perhaps people will finally learn how to send intelligable messages in very few characters. -- Fear the Tactical Toddlers!

  4. You have to be a subscriber to submit poems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    It is unfortunate that you have to be a subscriber in order to submit poetry. I have a good one but not only do I not subscribe, but I live about 6000 Km out of range.

  5. Not "aspiring" by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    Can a text message be aspiring?

    1. Re:Not "aspiring" by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      English is too difficult for American programmers.
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    2. Re:Not "aspiring" by skoda · · Score: 2

      From the article: aspiring "tele-poets"

      Poets aspire.

      Words inspire.

      Athletes perspire.

      Warranties expire.

      Sears tower no longer tallest because it lacks a spire.
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      D. Fischer

  6. Re:133t-speak by the+COW+OF+DOOM+(tm) · · Score: 1
    #!/usr/bin/perl
    tell HORATIO; length(hevN+Rth) > philosophy->dreams;

    Oh, this wasn't a perl poetry contest? Sorry...

  7. Breakfast at Tiffany's by rwa2 · · Score: 1
    P: FUNEX?
    W: VFX
    P: FUNEM?
    W: VFM
    P: OK, MNX!

    argh, I'm not using too many caps, they're all acronyms! or at least phonetic acronyms... hmm

  8. Make it an obfuscated regex.. by _14k4 · · Score: 1

    I dunno. It'd make me smile.

    #!/usr/bin/perl -w
    use strict; foreach (qw(31267 31260 31258 31261 31305 31240 31239
    31238 31261 31233 31244 31259 31305 31258 31242 31259 31232 31257
    31261 31305 31234 31232 31245 31245 31232 31244)){local $_ = $_^ 31337;
    ($_ = chr)=~ tr/stie/5713/; print;}print chr(10);

    _14k4 (webmaster@860.org - poorheart.com)

  9. 160 Characters? Can it be in Chinese ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1



    Can the text be in the Chinese characters?

    A 160-characters piece in the Chinese language is no longer a short text, and A LOT can be said with 160 characters.

    Therefore, let me repeat my question - Can the text be in the Chinese characters ???

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    1. Re:160 Characters? Can it be in Chinese ? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Haven't seen a cell phone w/ Chinese language support yet...
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  10. Code from the Bard by ocie · · Score: 5

    /* Hamlet_monologue.c
    * William Shakespeare
    * (C) 1595 Globe company software
    */

    /* Compose this operation from arithmatic of the signed nature. Thusly -1 resounds as more ominous than doth 255 W.S. */

    signed char question=(0x2b | ~0x2b);

    int n1=nobility(suffering_slings & suffering arrows);
    int n2=nobility(taking_arms & opposing_to_end);

    /* Though this nobility score be calculated, meethinks that the optimizer shall remove it anon, for it does find no utility in the code W.S. */
    int comparison=n1>n2;

    rub(); /* There's the rub */
    shuffle_off(mortal_coil);
    pause(); /* give us pause */

    /* If Bacon thinks I shall share these codes with him, he doth have another thing coming. W.S.

    All Thine Sonnet are belonging to us */

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    1. Re:Code from the Bard by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 1
      man, you deserve a f[u|s|*]ckin' Nobel prize for this... LOL!

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  11. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by mph · · Score: 1

    "over sixteen."

  12. i love this one.... by bungatron · · Score: 2

    I wanted to set up a company called this but could never truly validate the acronymical nature of it. maybe it would work better as a zeitgeistical sms:

    QQQQ

    I'd love to pick up the phone and answer "hello, four queue!"

    i want 1% if that goes anywhere.

    1. Re:i love this one.... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I know someone who has an email domain: alphaque.com

      He says it's a type of queue.

      Link.

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  13. Re:Wrong headline... by benedict · · Score: 1

    But | is a bitwise operator. Since 2b doesn't represent a bitmask, bitwise-or'ing it is nonsensical.
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  14. ow. by unsung · · Score: 1

    this stuff gives me a headache.

  15. Re:a free verse poem celebrating conciseness, logi by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 2

    2b|!2b

    No spaces this way.

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  16. Re:Please explain by tao · · Score: 1

    Have a look here, and you'll become enlightened. In short: it's from an introduction to a game that went through a lousy translation into English.

  17. Re:Correction... by RAruler · · Score: 1

    Okay, MENSA members are smart. They know this, now what makes up the other 5%? Idiot Savants? Liars? Who knows.. Who Knows..

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  18. Ode to text on a cell phone by Eravau · · Score: 3

    There once was a man on his phone
    Who could not wait 'til he got home
    HIs email he read
    "It's important!" he said
    'Til his car toward a semi did roam

  19. From when rec.humor.funny was by bluestar · · Score: 1

    From: arensb@kong.gsfc.nasa.gov (Andrew Arensburger - RMS)
    Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
    Date: 8 Feb 92 00:30:05 GMT

    whereis biff? crypt at source. biff cut yacc tail, yacc cut biff finger.
    "awk!," sed biff.
    "ar, ar!" sed yacc.
    ksh, bash! man cut head, kill yacc at last, make strings.
    exit crypt, find mail from su. od. "date? yes." biff find su nice.
    make time, date. find su at wall. tee, talk.
    ed: "tip: find jobs, biff."
    "yes, make tar," sed biff.
    su, biff date more: touch, strip, sleep.
    "su, inetd perl," sed biff.
    "yes!" sed su.

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  20. Old joke (if you can call it that) by leperjuice · · Score: 2
    There's an old joke(?) that goes something like this:

    [written on paper]
    Translate this hillbilly conversation:
    MR Ducks
    MR Not
    OSAR
    CM Wangs
    LIB
    MR Ducks

    What does this say?

    The answer is left as an exercise for the reader...

    Somehow, this seems rather similar to SMS.

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    -- "I am disrespectful to dirt. Can you not see that I am serious!"

    1. Re:Old joke (if you can call it that) by tastytang420 · · Score: 1

      An ex-gf showed this to me. You'll only
      get it if you talk like a retard. That's
      me, so here's the xlation!

      foo: "'em are ducks."
      bar: "'em are not!"
      foo: "oh, 'es 'ey are! See 'em wings?"
      bar: "'ell, I'll be! 'em ARE ducks!"

      All thine stupid word game art belong to us.

  21. Correction... by leperjuice · · Score: 5
    That should be

    2b || !2b

    (well, for programmers at least)

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    -- "I am disrespectful to dirt. Can you not see that I am serious!"

    1. Re:Correction... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      There is an easier explanation. Maybe the poll was taken among a group where 95% of the population was above the overall average intelligence. Maybe it was a MENSA meeting, maybe it was Harvard freshmen orientation.

      -B

    2. Re:Correction... by QuantumG · · Score: 2

      errr.. 2b is not a valid variable, so bb is better, besides that, bb||!bb == 1, which is 6 characters smaller, as well and a very inspiring u2 song.

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    3. Re:Correction... by Nevrar · · Score: 1

      Is it bb or not 2b?

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    4. Re:Correction... by Punto · · Score: 1
      2b || !2b
      (well, for programmers at least)

      Yes, but I wouldn't make much sense to the sysadmin.

      'to be pipe pipe not to be'? Is that some kind of dirty talk or something?

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    5. Re:Correction... by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      2b || !2b

      Actually, since X || !X is always true since at least one of those must be true, you could shorten it to:

      1

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    6. Re:Correction... by donutz · · Score: 1
      2b||!2b is shorter if you take out the spaces...and clearer than 2bor!2b would be

      . . .

    7. Re:Correction... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      That should be

      2b || !2b

      (well, for programmers at least)


      Not for Perl programmers.

      (Dare I say it? I dare, I dare...)

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
    8. Re:Correction... by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2
      Well, for programmers, 2b || !2b should be
      TRUE || FALSE // with TRUE and FALSE defined elsewhere

      which basically turns into

      TRUE

      which, for most compilers, becomes just a block with name scoping.

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    9. Re:Correction... by duskus_maximus · · Score: 1

      Well, just to continue this stupid conversion... the use of 'or' vs '||' is a matter of preference when dealing with perl. If not dealing with perl, then you're not a _true_ geek (grin).

  22. I'm probably showing my age.... by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 1

    ... if I note that James Taylor had a song entitled BSUR,SUCSIMIM

  23. Re:this is so lame by verbatim · · Score: 1

    /me breaks down on his knees and begins to cry.
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  24. Re:this is so lame by verbatim · · Score: 1

    I'll be honest: I never saw that post ;). You are right, however, that is the "proof" that I used as a basis. I learned of it four years ago in a high-school class. Best teacher I ever had ;).


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  25. Re:this is so lame by verbatim · · Score: 2

    >
    > I can't wait until colleges begin offering
    > AOLSpeak 101.
    >

    Yay! Time for a rant. Divert your eyes if you are sensetive to ranting and raving.

    I am in a third year systems analyst course at an unnamed (*coughSheridancoughCollegecough*) Canadian College. I don't expect my classmates to be brilliant computer wonders who eat design and shit code. However, I am at a loss to describe the level of illeteracy in our entire group. With a few exceptions, the average person in our class has a literacy level of about grade 9. It's disgusting to think that we will graduate in December and these people can barely read and write english (let alone program, document, or design solutions). The college is very well respected for it's animation and illustration departments (Disney and ILM take most of our anim/illus grads) and has a decent reputation for it's computer schools. What I fear is that my class will get out into the workforce and, for all intensive purposes, smear the name of the College and destroy anything my diploma will stand for.

    The Slashdot crowd would enjoy some of the phrases these people have come up with in a recent report. It makes the "all your base are belong to us" look like Shakespiere in comparison. I'm not great at english (lord knows I can barely spell at times) and I don't really expect that. But they have no ideas, no opinions, no ambition, no goals, no desire, and possess nothing to offer the IT industry.

    Worse yet, I see and hear everyday that I am not alone - schools across the country are experiencing the exact same thing. People are coming into "computer techology / IT" courses simply because they are told they will be successful. We now have the illeterate drop-out Bill Gates wannabe's - minus the business savvy and intelligence.

    Being a systems analyst is all about communication - the ability to design and document new systems. I fear that the majority of people in my course do not possess anything close to this and should have left a long time ago.

    I've tried working with them. I've tried helping them. I've tried pushing them. I've tried encouraging them. Nothing works.

    Worse yet is that I am forced to do projects with them. I want to be proud of my submissions and I end up doing all of the work - including their work would be equivlant to smearing fecal matter over my work. I'm not perfect - I am trying to learn. These people, however, are only here for the money and it's pissing me off.

    See? I warned you. ;-)

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  26. Re:this is so lame by verbatim · · Score: 2

    You're right. I never said I was perfect and I know I make a lot of mistakes. I'll quote some of their work for your amusement.

    "There is a risk that people will choose other companies over our company that's why it is important to advertise our corporation the best way we can to attract businessees or individual to us."

    "If we want to hire a person for programmer position then minimum qualification would be Diploma or Degree and minimum of 6 months experience in the relative field."

    "The key people within our business are basically the four co-owners of the business."

    "Our products will primarily be produced within Software Solutions building. Packaging is as simple as placing the CD in a box with the appropriate documentation contained." [note: this one REALLY gets me because they NEVER explain who creates the documentation or the software. Our fictional company would develop software and documentation internally and sell that to clients.]

    I had to re-write a 40 page report in less than a day - including researching potential competition, market trends, costs, etc. Even worse, it took them 4 weeks to write that bullshit (and there is A LOT more where that comes from).

    Ni.
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  27. Re:this is so lame by verbatim · · Score: 2

    note: Three third year college students wrote almost 10 pages of that crap. The worst thing about it is there is no substance to their work.

    It's fustrating to do the work of four people.
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  28. Re:Text messaging sucks by Tuross · · Score: 1

    Hmm, lets see.

    15c to send a text message "Will be home late"

    $4.50 to call and tell her, plus you interrupt the meeting you're in and the boss tells you not to bother coming back and you can't afford your mobile phone because you have no job to pay the overpriced bills.

    Real difficult choice there...

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  29. Quote of the year... by The+Dev · · Score: 2


    You are fired. Pack your bags.

  30. Wrong headline... by KFury · · Score: 2

    Shouldn't that be '2b | !2b'?

    $_ = $q.

    Kevin Fox
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    1. Re:Wrong headline... by KFury · · Score: 2

      If we want to get technical about it, (2b | !2b) would always be equivilant to true, as 2b is either true or false, and if it's false, then its opposite is true. So the whole thing simplifies to True (or '1').

      Perhaps a more accurate way to convey Hamlets intent is:

      switch $2b
      case true: (blahblah from speech)
      case flase: (blahblah from speech)

      Or, even shorter:

      $2b?stuff_to_live_for:ways_to_end_it_all;

      Kevin Fox
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    2. Re:Wrong headline... by KFury · · Score: 5

      "I believe it's actually supposed to be '2b || !2b"

      Actually, 2b | !2b is more accurate. '||' denotes a short-circuit 'or' which means that if 2b is true, it won't examine !2b for validity.

      I believe that Hamlet's strife is that he saw the merits in both possibilities, and so an accurate representation would necessitate him evaluating both 2b and !2b before reaching a conclusion.

      Kevin Fox
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    3. Re:Wrong headline... by tweder · · Score: 1

      I believe it's actually supposed to be

      2b || !2b

    4. Re:Wrong headline... by Tower · · Score: 1

      More of a quantum superposition thing...

      Maybe Hamlet is the cat!
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    5. Re:Wrong headline... by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      Of course you're totally wrong for the ~ and ! operators. !true is always false. ~true is only false in one case, since true is defined to be any integer that is not false (or nonzero).

    6. Re:Wrong headline... by holloway · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to say that AOLiza was brilliant. If you ever want a kid named after you, just say the word.

    7. Re:Wrong headline... by orangesquid · · Score: 2

      Suppose that b is false: the question is "true". If b is true, the question is "true". Either way, the question is true, so the better substitution is simply: 1.

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    8. Re:Wrong headline... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      I believe that Hamlet's strife is that he saw the merits in both possibilities, and so an accurate representation would necessitate him evaluating both 2b and !2b before reaching a conclusion.

      In other words, it would evaluate to false no matter what, since he doesn't yet know the answer to either question when he asks them.

      That's deep, man!

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    9. Re:Wrong headline... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Doesn't matter, no friends left alive anymore after that tragic efficiency experiment in giving driving directions with polar coordinates and vectors. The horror, the horror

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  31. R & J by KFury · · Score: 2

    private $h1, $h2;
    $h1.dignity eq $h2.dignity;
    setScene(VERONA);
    $h1.mutiny.renew($h2);
    (civil) $hands.taint((civil) $blood);

    And so on...

    Kevin Fox
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  32. confusion by heff · · Score: 1

    aspiring, or inspiring? inspiring text messages I can do, aspiring ones take a little longer.

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  33. Visit that link - it made my day! by musicmaker · · Score: 1

    Insanely funny link (yes I Know it's offtopic)

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  34. Text messaging sucks by MatriXOracle · · Score: 2
    Do people not realize how ridiculous it is that what is considered the coolest new feature on mobile phones is a cheap little short text mesage function?

    It's a PHONE, for god sakes. What's wrong with actually using the NUMBER BUTTONS on the phone and using them to CALL people??? I guess voice is soo 20th century.

  35. A Practical Reason to Shrink DeCSS by Mignon · · Score: 2

    As soon as someone gets DeCSS down to 160 bytes, I think we have a winner. Just put that on your speed-dial and start sending to RIAA members. Anyone have their phone numbers?

    1. Re:A Practical Reason to Shrink DeCSS by Mignon · · Score: 2

      Duh. Of course I meant MPAA, not RIAA. I can't keep my evil empires straight today.

  36. Re:Hamlett quote reduced to "0" by CBravo · · Score: 1

    I have to respond. Computerland doesn't say that "true" equals "1". Very often you are right, but not always. Second: a "1" in a computer can be optimized to 0 Volt, locally that is.

    I think I have the right to say that the Hamlett quote is reduced to "0". Which is true off course...

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  37. Re: SMS messages == no talking by CBravo · · Score: 1

    'cos you don't have to speak to the other person. Communication yes, but not too much. It is like writing notes to each other in class. SMSing can be handy when you can't talk.

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  38. Re:this is so lame by Tower · · Score: 1

    The usual trick is to have ssh listen on a higher port (i.e. 2200) and connect to that, rather than 22... that or you need to run it through a SOCKS server... if you have one avaialable...

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  39. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    L = elle
    HO = a chaud
    OQ = au cul

    She's got hotness of the ass. (I translated that literally to show my disrepect).

  40. Hmmm by Illserve · · Score: 2

    I think I'll head over to
    obfuscated code on perlmonks and see if I can dig up some winning entries.

  41. Actually, it should be: by citizenc · · Score: 2

    "#define question (BB) || !(BB)" -- Shakespeare

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    CitizenC

  42. deCSS by dialect · · Score: 1

    5 bucks for whoever can implement the deCSS algo in that space!

  43. for freaks sake .. by Bassthang · · Score: 1
    It's a phone! If you want to communicate with someone CALL THEM!!!! I don't need no stinking WAP or texting on my phone - I can talk to people (remember that?).

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    1. Re:for freaks sake .. by TresTresMondoMod · · Score: 1

      If phone service in the US was as big a ripoff as it is in other countries WAP would be big here too, but when I can get 1000 anytime-I-want-to-make-a-freakin'-call minutes for a lousy $75/month, then why even have a conventional phone. I don't even pay a premium for long distance. The best thing about DSL was dumping Bell Atlantic altogether. Those guys will never get another nickel out of me. The only time I ever used text messaging was to tell some chick to get off AOL so I wouldn't have to make 10,000 key entries to convey 5 words(actually I guess that was AIM, but it's the same stupid Idea). Text messaging is only cool in substandard countries.

  44. Re:predictive or ergonomic? by onosendai · · Score: 1

    In my experience, no, they're are nothing but a huge pain in the ass. I've turned mine off, it'll almost always attempt 'predict' the most incorrect word possible, and then if you continue typing it'll just spit out rubbish ... (for those with Nokia's, you can turn it off permantly by turning off the dictionary in the 'message composition' section).

    Some brands have little keypads that attach to the bottom (kind of like those fold out keyboards for palm pilots), but I really don't see SMS becoming all that relevant once 3G/Wap/bluetooth, comes into widespread use.

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  45. Re:Okay, so we have SMS messages... by larva · · Score: 1

    There are times when the written form is better than an oral message. be that the reservation-number for the movie-tickets your going to pick up, the url for something, or whatever. saves you from remembering it or having to call back to get it verified. k

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  46. Re:All your cellphones are... by holzp · · Score: 1

    no no no like this: al yr bse r blng 2 us

  47. aspire 2 inspire by profeti · · Score: 1

    ppl r idiots
    take advantage of it

  48. Of Wisdom... by davidc · · Score: 1
    Oh well, I gotta join in the fray...

    YYUR YYUB ICURYY4Me

    Disclaimer: This is not original!

  49. NOT OFF TOPIC! by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

    Somebody mod this one back up. This is very much on topic for text messenging such as this. Many people do this in their cars, and it is almost as much as a hazard as drunks on the roads.

    As one example:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_11660 00 /1166267.stm

  50. here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by niekze · · Score: 5

    R U D 1 2 C 4 A B J? --- send that to enough ladies, and you'll eventually find a taker.

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    1. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by radish · · Score: 1

      surely that should read >16 not /16 ??

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    2. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by radish · · Score: 1


      ahhhh...of course, I read it "divided by", not "over".

      Thanks *looks sheepish*

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    3. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by ayjay29 · · Score: 5

      B4I4QRU/16

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    4. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... "before I fork (fuck) you, are you slash one six"?

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    5. Re:here is a nice one. damn ambitious too. by tamnir · · Score: 1
      surely that should read >16 not /16 ??

      "Are you greater than 16" ?!

      Nope, the original is right: B4I4QRU/16. Remember how you read a fraction "a/b"... IANANES (I am not a native english speaker), but I think it is something like "a over b", right?

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  51. Isn't it obvious? by zpengo · · Score: 4

    The most ambitious text message is simply "1 4m 2 3r337 4 u" and "1 0wn j00" interspersed with large numbers of !'s and 1's.

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  52. Hi Koo by Domini · · Score: 2

    Prison only in thought.
    Our minds are the only confine.
    Let your code be free.

    1. Re:Hi Koo by Domini · · Score: 2

      wrongo... here's a corrected one. *blush*
      It comes from trying to recite from memory, and not checking your originals...

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  53. #define QUESTION(b) ((b)1 | ~((b)1)) by Domini · · Score: 2

    An optimised version. (When not trusting coimpilers...)

    1. Re:#define QUESTION(b) ((b)1 | ~((b)1)) by Domini · · Score: 2

      Oops, subject line was mangled... don't we just love HTML filters! :))

      Here it is again:

      #define QUESTION(b) ((b)>>1 | ~((b)>>1))

  54. -1 by sommerfeld · · Score: 1

    % gdb
    (gdb) p 0x2b|~0x2b
    $1 = -1

  55. 42 by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    How much more inspiring can you get than the answer to life, the universe and everything --- 42.

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  56. this is so lame by mr_gerbik · · Score: 4

    "This is a new literary form and it must be left to define its own parameters,'' the Guardian said.

    I can't wait until colleges begin offering AOLSpeak 101.

    -gerbik

    1. Re:this is so lame by Dr.+A.+van+Code · · Score: 1
      Spelling flames are usually odious, but this one is worthwhile since verbatim is clearly interested in self-improvement. Too bad his classmates don't share that sentiment.

      I'll add one more log to the fire:

      it's: "it is," or "it has"
      its: possessive pronoun

      "Its" is like other possessive pronouns without apostrophes, such as "his," "hers," "yours," "ours" and "theirs."

      So verbatim ought to have said, "The college is very well respected for its animation and illustration departments...." A simple way to remind yourself is to say "it is" in your head whenever you see "it's." ("... well respected for IT IS animation and ....")

      Cheers!

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    2. Re:this is so lame by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      They sound like perfect PHB material to me. Dilbert would be terrified.

    3. Re:this is so lame by ahem · · Score: 1
      Since you admit to trying to learn:
      • "for all intents and purposes" (my pet peeve)
      • "Shakespeare"
      • "illiterate"
      • "wannabes" (plural not possessive)
      • "equivalent"
      • "smearing fecal matter on my work"
      Otherwise I'm totally sympathetic to your position.

      Now I must furiously check my submission for spelling errors.

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    4. Re:this is so lame by Random+Utinni · · Score: 1

      Hehe.. Forget the lack of English skills in IT people; it's much, much worse than that. These people are everywhere, and it looks like they're finding support. Watch out!

    5. Re:this is so lame by tb3 · · Score: 1

      An average literacy level of Grade 9? In Canada? Honestly, that's pretty damn high. I don't think you have a real grasp of literacy levels. From the sounds of it, they're more like Grade 6 or 7. And I know of which I speak; my mother taught English at Humber Community College for years. The stories she brought were nothing short of astounding.
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    6. Re:this is so lame by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Oops. Should be "Stories she brought home". Preview is your friend.
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    7. Re:this is so lame by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 1
      oh, and stop this /me stuff, because you may not be able to use IRC at all. Big fat corporate firewall, anyone?

      (dammit, I can't IRC, I can't read my private mail, I can't even SSH out of here *sob*)

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    8. Re:this is so lame by peaceofinfinite · · Score: 1

      they do: it's called remedial english.

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  57. Shakespeare in a nutshell by Da+Penguin · · Score: 1
    I suppose that with the Coles' notes and other things, this was the next logical step.

    I'm going to go memorize all of the digits of pi now. I'll be back when I'm finished

    "I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

  58. Don't Act Surprised by susano_otter · · Score: 4

    in 2001 contest was bginning
    what happn
    somebody set up us da bmb
    we get signl
    what
    phone screen trn on
    how r u gentlemen
    all your trendy txtmsg r belng 2 us
    what u say

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  59. Okay, so we have SMS messages... by Darth+Turbogeek · · Score: 1

    But I have a question. Why is it that writing an SMS message often takes longer than just simply calling the person.... and in some cases, the call is cheaper?

    So, given that, why is SMS messaging such a big deal? If I want to say something to someone, I would rather SAY it to them than by wrtg sme dum msg that they may not understand in the first place. Either that or I just throw away my phone, sit back with a cold beer and relax without some damn mobile beeping atme every ten seconds with a message I didnt want in the first place.

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    1. Re:Okay, so we have SMS messages... by sulli · · Score: 2

      You can send text messages in meetings, or on the train, or ... anywhere talking is too loud. I find it pretty darn useful.

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  60. Re:predictive or ergonomic? by marm · · Score: 2

    I find predictive text input very handy indeed, and very fast too - I get about 20 wpm which, while slow compared to typing on a normal qwerty keyboard (about a quarter my normal typing speed) is still much much faster than the traditional phone text input. I can write a full-length 160-character text message in about 2 minutes, and need not use confusing abbreviations. It even gets the sentence capitalisation right automatically. :)

    Admittedly, it does take a bit of getting used to - it took me about 10 messages before I really got the hang of it, but then... how long did it take you to learn to type efficiently?

    One other thing to watch out for is the specific implementation of predictive text input - I find the Motorola version substantially better than the implementation on Nokias, as it provides a list of its best predictions in a line at the bottom of the screen that can be selected using the left/right or up/down keys, and it also automatically learns new words rather than having to manually add them to the dictionary.

  61. Re:Note to all these ppl that dont like txt msgs by MasterOfMuppets · · Score: 2

    Don't be dumb

    BT Cellnet > BT Cellnet off peak = 2p/minute
    Text message = 10p

    I can talk for 2.5 minutes or send 160 characters
    for the same price

    Which is preferable?
    The Master Of Muppets,

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  62. inspiring or aspiring? by mateub · · Score: 1
    I'm assuming the text message was supposed to be inspiring but since the original poster requested a message that was aspiring I submit:

    24098y7ueigjfx;lkja40-bguti7jnhj

    which isn't a message, but aspires to be one.

    yours, grammatically,
    Mateu
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  63. I didn't realize that text messages were sentient. by General_Corto · · Score: 3
    From the submission:
    Reuters has an article on a contest for the most aspiring text message.
    From Dictionary.com:
    Aspire : To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongly
    So, who's going to be writing the self-modifying text message? I can't think of any other type of message that could be considered 'ambitious.'

    Then again, maybe the person just meant inspiring.
  64. Re:GFY by bonzoesc · · Score: 2
    no - it was hypothetical

    Tell me what makes you so afraid
    Of all those people you say you hate

  65. a free verse poem celebrating conciseness, logic by ruck · · Score: 1

    2B v !2B
    one character less
    Hey, that's a tautology.
    Does it make sense or not? Yes.

  66. Hamlett quote reduced to 1 charecter! by Traa · · Score: 2
    2b or !2b is not very l34t-speak.

    it should be: 2b||!2b
    and while we are at it, that mathematically equels "true"
    which in computer land is "1"
    so there you have it, the infamous Hamlett quote reduced to "1"
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    1. Re:Hamlett quote reduced to 1 charecter! by peaceofinfinite · · Score: 1

      so 1 or 0 would represent every known discourse or assertion. 1 being all the true or valid quotes and 0 being all the false. sounds like Zen-speak to me.

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  67. 2b||!2b can be shortened eve further by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    true
    or in some implementations
    1

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    1. Re:2b||!2b can be shortened eve further by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      answer=wrong||!wrong;

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  68. Slash Sig: proposed change? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Maybe Slash should have it's own contest.

    And change the allowed length of the sig to match. What's forty more characters?

    Check out the Vinny the Vampire comic strip

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  69. All your cellphones are... by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Damn..Forget it..

  70. Re:Hamlett quote reduced even further! by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

    Actually, Hamlet's quote reduces even more, and much more elegantly, to one qubit!

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  71. universe existance by vinylat33 · · Score: 1

    /* main() */
    if (2b=true or 2b!=true)
    {implode_universe(now);}
    else {life(resume);}

    vinalat33

  72. Gzip rules by rafelbev · · Score: 1

    Why not write a poem normally and then just gzip it. Yet again you have to keep the gzip file small, but we have upped the ante. No ?

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  73. Well, you need an update on mobiles by hadessPPC · · Score: 1
    1) It's not a "text message" but an SMS
    2) It's not trendy, it's out-of-fashion
    3) You don't need a modern mobile phone, as even the crappy D-AMPS, and all the GSM phones include it for years (couldn't find an exact date, 1993, iirc), as this page can show you.

    Read the ETSI documents available to the public to learn more about it.

    PS: This is a really bad time to talk about mobile telephony because this happens.

  74. MT already discussed stuff like this. by Matthew+Smith · · Score: 2
    Here's his proposal:

    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

    Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

  75. predictive or ergonomic? by Technodummy · · Score: 1

    Anyone used these predictive phones? are they intuitive? autocomplete? do you have to click too many times?

    If predictive is not the answer, maybe we need a new type of keypad for mobiles, maybe not with all 26 keys, but more than 10.

    Ergonomically, it would be easier if only one hand was needed. But would this create left handed and right handed phones?

    *needs coffee*

  76. Re:Haiku by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    SMS Haiku
    the Display is 2 tiny
    Must abrvi8

  77. 133t-speak by Sabol · · Score: 1

    It won't necessarily shorten it any but,

    Th3r3 4r3 m0r3 7h1ngs 1n h34v3n 4nd 34rth, H0r4ti0, Th4n 4r3 dr34mt 0f 1n y0ur ph1l0s0phy.

    Isn't that aspiring?

  78. The actual page by agentZ · · Score: 5

    The actual Guardian article is on-line and has some of today's submissions, plus the official rules and some hints.

  79. I heard a different version by wardomon · · Score: 1
    It goes like this...

    ABCD goldfish
    LMNO goldfish
    OSAR CMPN

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  80. Re:Its just easier by Crizp · · Score: 1

    Seems like you need a phone with T9... like the Siemens S35 or all newer Nokia phones (6210, 3310, 8210 et al) I own a 6210 and to type "hello" i just type 43556. Works great!

  81. in memory of a teacher by EdBrannin · · Score: 1
    "Go Forth, Spread Joy.
    Don't let the bad times get to you."
    -- Adam David Milne
    1 Debember 1974 - 23 March 2001

    (Mr. Milne was a very loved social studies - 9th/10th grade - teacher who died recently of Leukemia)

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  82. Concise, aspiring message.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    At the beep all your base are belong to us.

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  83. Haiku by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 1

    /. must be low on articles--or (maybe?) conserving bandwidth

  84. Or in non-digital-age form... by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 1

    /. must be low
    on articles--or (maybe)
    conserving bandwidth

  85. How about this? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    (y||)B l2us
    r

    C'mon, it's obvious.

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    1. Re:How about this? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      y|| = y + OR
      () = logical ALL
      r = notice where it's located
      B = this is a tough one
      l = what is this in hungarian notation?
      2 = another stumper
      us = left as is, couldn't find a symbol for it...

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    2. Re:How about this? by Why+Should+I · · Score: 1

      I like it. I don't think the your works too well though. But it's still damn short

  86. Programming Nerds by Boronx · · Score: 1

    bb|!bb doesn't make any sense: It's a decision, not a value (random()%2) ? bb : !bb;

  87. Re:Correction by RandomPeon · · Score: 2

    Actually, the use of an "OR" in that statement is n't so much right. Hamlet's contemplating suicide during that soliloquy, so "XOR" is much more appropriate - you have to choose life or death, they're mutually exclusive. That's one of the problems with English, we use "or" in speech to two different things.

  88. For 1337 h4x0r5 by FreeMath · · Score: 1

    2 b 0r n07 70 b.

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  89. Re:How about... by cicadia · · Score: 1

    Of course, we could, I don't know...just zip it up and unzip it? Its not like zip is a difficult protocol to implement on a palm...

    Yeah, but it's a pain in the ass to do by hand on my Nokia, especially while I'm driving :)

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  90. How about this? by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 1

    Oh I love my job oh yes I do
    There are just so many fun things to do
    I work all day and all night too
    I'm gonna feed my boss to a hungry grue

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  91. Then there's always the classics... by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 1

    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

    Quidquid latine dictum sit, profundum viditur.

    Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Vote Cthulhu: "For when you're tired of the lesser evil"

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  92. As seen on The Simpsons by imadoofus · · Score: 1

    Just saw this today on The Simpsons...what a coincidence: Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.

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  93. My entry would be... by HiNote · · Score: 1

    STOP READING YOUR STUPID PHONE AND GET YOUR EYES BACK ON THE ROAD!

    these are lower-case letters to get by the lameness filter. i know caps is like yelling, i did it on purpose

  94. Its just easier by DaSyonic · · Score: 1

    They wont use numbers etc as letters not to make it SHORTER, but because this is phone messaging, and its hard to type on a phone.
    For instance, pressing numeric 2 is alot easier than pressing "8" (t) "666" (o)
    I use AOL instant messanger on my phone, and it can often be a pain to type messages of any real length, gives a whole new reason for 'l33t sp34k'

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    1. Re:Its just easier by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Not on my Savvy.. to type "31337" for example, I'd have to press "3333 11 3333 wait 3333 77777" Whereas "eleet" is just "33 555 33 wait 33 8" But most of the time I just use mtnsms.. I expect most ppl here already know about it, which is why I didn't bother to include a link..

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  95. Call of Cthulhu by Apreche · · Score: 2

    Here are some handy ways to abbreviate things. ! = not, duh. + = most, max, plus, very, etc. - = least, min, minus, etc. = more @ = at. d = the e = he # = number ^ = carrot & = and ~ = tilde ? = huh, question, etc. \. = slashdot | = pipe for hard words remove vowels and double consonants and such. [] = box : = colon ; = prefix semi like ;cndctr = semiconductor x = no g = GEE! o = oh p = pee $ = money 2 = to, too 8 = ate 6 = sex Use acronyms as much as possible.

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    1. Re:Call of Cthulhu by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 1
      \. = slashdot
      *sigh* there IS a difference between a slash (/) and a backslash (\)... slash is for all us L33T *nix ppl, backslash is for lame windoze-lusers =]

      | = pipe for hard words remove vowels and double consonants and such.
      care to explain?

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  96. Modernity... by ameuret · · Score: 1

    "for modern mobile phones" !!

    You must write from the other side of the atlantic! SMS have been part of our digital cell phones for 6 years or so !! What America discovers today is not necessarily modern. ( I think I received my first smart card in 1990, examples are countless...)

  97. Constraints of the form. by Interrobang · · Score: 1

    The medium is the message -- at least in 160 chars or less, thank you Uncle Marshall.

    How about:

    No1 on ths bus wnts 2 hEr yr fckng call. Trn yr dm phone off b4 we L Dcide 2 kill U.

    Sorry. Hit the sore spot again. Grr... Cell phones -- how do I hate them, let me count the ways...

    1. Re:Constraints of the form. by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Ride the subway, it effectively blocks cells phones. Much more peaceful.
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  98. My fav by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    My fav quote has got to be the most simple one: That's life. Feel free to Moderate this one down to troll.

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  99. mmm.... by Walker+Evans · · Score: 1

    i don't have a cell phone (nor do i really want one), but if i did, i'd be sending something liek this to everyone :

    8========) ~~~~~~~ o:

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  100. How about... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4

    We go ahead and minimize the whole English language? We've already got /., and everyone likes perl.
    A few suggestions:
    spm = spam
    fstp = first post (fp is taken - "floating point")
    ayb1 = All your base are belong to us.
    $M = Microsoft is a horrible, money grabbing useless institution.
    L! = Linux is a wonderful, beutiful thing.
    CTO = Commander Taco
    Hemos = well...its already pretty short.
    ILB = I like beans.
    YCUAL = you can't have any until later
    HN/DTA = Have some now, but don't tell anyone

    We could also use verbs as operands...
    For example - kills = k
    kL!$M - Linux, the wonderful, beautiful thing kills Microsoft the horrible, money grabbing institution.

    Of course, we could, I don't know...just zip it up and unzip it? Its not like zip is a difficult protocol to implement on a palm...

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  101. Note to all these ppl that dont like txt msgs by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

    Here in the UK, phone calls are never cheaper than text messages. we don't have to pay for text messages or WAP, because we've got companies like Genie Mobile that offer free and extremely reliable services. Most people use Nokia phones like this which have predictive text which means you only press one key for each letter you want. People can type on their phones without looking, and while doing other things, which also brings new problems such as people texting while driving.

  102. 2 cents by deran9ed · · Score: 2
    wise
    When I was a buddhist my friends, and parents were angry at me. When I was buddha, no one was upset at all. -- unknown zen master


    quirky
    I'm never in a rush to get to where I'm going, sooner or later, I'm bound to get there. -- sil @ antioffline (myself biatch!)


    say it again sam
    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. -- Analogies you probably won't find in Great Literature


    hoochies like a mo' fo
  103. javac base.java by quannump · · Score: 1

    main(String HowAreYouGentlemen[]){
    All URBaseRB;
    long 2Us;
    for(GreatJustice; ;)
    remove().every('Zig' );
    }

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  104. it would be neat... by JohnnyKnoxville · · Score: 2

    if they could make a phone where, instead of just reading text messages from people, you could actually somehow talk to the person on the other end. Hey, waitaminute.....

  105. And the winner is... by tb3 · · Score: 1

    I think we should let Prince have a shot; he's been doing it for a lot longer than anyone else.
    From the lyrics of "I Would Die 4 U" (Purple Rain, 1984):
    U - I would die 4 U (U)
    Darlin', if U want me 2
    U - I would die 4 U
    2 3 4 U
    (There, now I've probably violated some copright law, and the RIAA are after me now.)
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  106. Here Goes by jimlintott · · Score: 1

    404 - File not found
    Microsoft IIS Server

  107. Please explain by CyberDawg · · Score: 1

    Will somebody please explain this "all your base are belong to us" thing? I've seen it all over /. and even on Foxtrot, but I haven't yet talked to anyone who can tell me where the heck it came from.

  108. Text message poetry? Geez ... by ez76 · · Score: 3

    I suppose this contest is intended to prove that wireless messaging is a legitimate medium, in that it is neither rare nor well done.

  109. Why a contest? by dustpuppy_de · · Score: 1

    Last year more than six billion individual messages were sent between mobile phones in Britain.

    ...considering the legal situation in the UK, I would bet the MI5 has a nice searchable database of all those messages. This would be real world literature. And it'd propably even be easier to notify the winners... - by mail, snail mail, or, let's say, via their credit card bills.

  110. ok by peaceofinfinite · · Score: 1

    01 or 10 either would work would it be a series of alternating 0's and 1's?

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