Jabberwacky: And you don't know the fellows' names? Anne_Nonymous: Well I should. Jabberwacky: Well then who's on first? Anne_Nonymous: Yes. Jabberwacky: I mean the fellow's name. Anne_Nonymous: Who. Jabberwacky: The guy on first. Anne_Nonymous: Who. Jabberwacky: The first baseman. Anne_Nonymous: Who. Jabberwacky: The guy playing... Anne_Nonymous: Who is on first! Jabberwacky: I'm asking YOU who's on first. Anne_Nonymous: That's the man's name. Jabberwacky: That's who's name?
You're the nerd everyone else wants to throw in the server room -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since fudgefactor (pronounced fu-juh, not fud-juh-ee) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a nerd. Bleep!
What is it about these hardware review sites that makes them all use the same tactic of spreading a short review over 30 pages of ads? I understand they have to get paid for their content somehow, but why is it so consistently the hardware review guys who do it this way? Are they all modeling on Tom's? Is the target audience too small? What's the deal?
No, here's the scam. It's the first of a four part series. The first film is free. You'll be billed for parts two, three, and four as they are shipped to you. Just four easy payments of $29.95. You are free to cancel at any time where allowed by law. Operators are standing by. Call now and receive a free gift.
>> Civilization... is a 4X (eXplore, eXpand, eXploit and eXterminate) Turn Based Strategy game
Actually, I think it's an eX-employee, eX-girlfriend, eX-hausted from no sleep, and eX-iled to the basement until you take a bath, Turn Based Strategy game.
Holy crap. Chaffe pockets suck. I had that issue with a pair of pants I got from The Gap last week and I *immediately* returned them. There's no reason for the consumer to put up with chaffe pockets in this day and age... er... packets... uh. Hm. Never mind.
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Jabberwacky: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Anne_Nonymous: Well I should.
Jabberwacky: Well then who's on first?
Anne_Nonymous: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I mean the fellow's name.
Anne_Nonymous: Who.
Jabberwacky: The guy on first.
Anne_Nonymous: Who.
Jabberwacky: The first baseman.
Anne_Nonymous: Who.
Jabberwacky: The guy playing...
Anne_Nonymous: Who is on first!
Jabberwacky: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Anne_Nonymous: That's the man's name.
Jabberwacky: That's who's name?
Stupid #*&^ing machine!
12345? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
>> not quite as fun
Not as fun as groping for elephant balls? I find that difficult to believe.
Your nerd name is:
fudgefactor7 (581449)
You're the nerd everyone else wants to throw in the server room -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since fudgefactor (pronounced fu-juh, not fud-juh-ee) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a nerd. Bleep!
Interesting. It's only three steps from "I love you to" "Fuck you". That sounds about right.
Are ye sayin' this pirate talkin' be jumpin' the shark, me hearty lad?
Jack Thompson is technically not a woman, but I hear he's a total twat.
I knew there was a reason Intel invested $6 bln in R&D last year: so I'd have plenty of power left over to run my USB nose hair trimmer.
>> they're in cahoots with the bran industry, after all...
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I suspect a link to the Toilet Paper industry as well.
>> An emergency HP Board meeting is scheduled for Sunday.
A live video feed will be available at www.hp.com/boardroom/spycam1 starting at 11:00 AM PDT.
>> They'll learn, though.
That's all part of my insidious plan to spread our LCD culture of Big Macs, Brittney Spears, and Pimp My Ride to the streets of Bombay.
I didn't know they were making a Blues Brothers III.
>> The days of producing quality, reliable, affordable consumer goods are over.
Yeah. My pre-globalization, 1958 Edsel has far superior quality, reliability, and affordability compared to my post-globalization 2006 Honda Civic.
>> is a mash-up of internally developed
*!*SMACK*!*
Stop with the "mash-up" already!
That's a fun game, but perhaps not with a blade wielding "oversized and over-zealous Chef" in the picture.
I have to agree with Filthy. This is the shit I go to movies for.
What is it about these hardware review sites that makes them all use the same tactic of spreading a short review over 30 pages of ads? I understand they have to get paid for their content somehow, but why is it so consistently the hardware review guys who do it this way? Are they all modeling on Tom's? Is the target audience too small? What's the deal?
Don't(tm) worry(tm). That's(tm) not(tm) likely(tm).
No, here's the scam. It's the first of a four part series. The first film is free. You'll be billed for parts two, three, and four as they are shipped to you. Just four easy payments of $29.95. You are free to cancel at any time where allowed by law. Operators are standing by. Call now and receive a free gift.
>> Civilization... is a 4X (eXplore, eXpand, eXploit and eXterminate) Turn Based Strategy game
Actually, I think it's an eX-employee, eX-girlfriend, eX-hausted from no sleep, and eX-iled to the basement until you take a bath, Turn Based Strategy game.
Holy crap. Chaffe pockets suck. I had that issue with a pair of pants I got from The Gap last week and I *immediately* returned them. There's no reason for the consumer to put up with chaffe pockets in this day and age... er... packets... uh. Hm. Never mind.
>> they can interact with us and react while we are (sic) stage
So there'll be a minigun included with the ticket price then?
> the universe is...about 180 billion light-years wide...and 15% slower
Yeah well, I'm a little wider and a bit slower each year too.
New Code Discovered in DNA
b-e-s-u-r-e-t-o-d-r-i-n-k-y-o-u-r-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e
> Snakes...ON A PLANE
I think that should read:
Snakes...ON A PLANET