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Scientists Shocked as Arctic Polar Route Revealed

Paladin144 writes "A route unencumbered by perennial sea ice leading directly to the North Pole has been revealed by recent satellite pictures. European scientists indicated their shock as they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole, something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history. The rapid thawing of the perennial sea ice has political implications as the U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages."

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  1. Is it just me by kongit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it just me or is the world cracking up?

    What was the joke?

  2. pr0n by macadamia_harold · · Score: 4, Funny

    European scientists indicated their shock as they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole, something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history.

    Now look, I've seen quite a few movies where they go straight to the pole. No dialogue, nothing. Seriously.

  3. More to the point... by TechnoBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did they find any evidence of ManPolarBearPig?

    1. Re:More to the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Did they find any evidence of ManPolarBearPig?

      No, but they did find Al Gore claiming to have invented the route. Oh, and that he did so to save the children.

    2. Re:More to the point... by george_e · · Score: 0

      no evidence; in my personal opinion i don't thing their were being serial (not the cereal you eat for breakfast lol)

    3. Re:More to the point... by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'Did they find any evidence of ManPolarBearPig?'

      No, but they found his footprints!

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    4. Re:More to the point... by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      No, but they did find Al Gore claiming to have invented the route. Oh, and that he did so to save the children.

      While we're at it, did you know that the new route is made of nothing but tubes?

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    5. Re:More to the point... by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      I don't think so, but I hear they are on the lookout for a halfsharkalligator-halfman.

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  4. Look on the bright side by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    There won't be as many icebergs for ships to run into.

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by phatvw · · Score: 1

      Oh they'll find something else to run into. We can't keep James Cameron out of work after all...

    2. Re:Look on the bright side by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean we'll be spared of a Titanic 2? Hooray for global warming!

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    3. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. If everything is frozen, then there are fewer icebergs to run into. Just one. A really big one, but just one.

    4. Re:Look on the bright side by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Informative

      On the contrary; the melting of polar ice means more iceburgs end up detached from the rest.

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    5. Re:Look on the bright side by ultranova · · Score: 5, Informative

      There won't be as many icebergs for ships to run into.

      Actually there will likely be more.

      Warmer water will weaken the edge of the polar icecap, causing it to splinter into icebergs more easily; at the same time, having open water nearer the pole means increased rainfall, which in turn means more ice formation. The circulation of water gets faster with more energy in the system; and iceberg formation is a part of that circulation, so it will intensify as well.

      And of course Atlantic storms will get worse too, the rising sealevel will drown out port towns, and the drying farmland means that sailors will starve to death before boarding the ships. Doom and gloom, man, doom and gloom.

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    6. Re:Look on the bright side by CrackedButter · · Score: 1, Informative

      The melting of the arctic ice doesn't effect sea levels, its the Antarctic that we should be worried about.

    7. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your so Smart with your Welsh Sig - sheep shagger

    8. Re:Look on the bright side by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      If you know what it says then you are just as smart and I can finally change it.

    9. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would think that there would be quite a lot more 'bergs as the ice-shelves fragment.

    10. Re:Look on the bright side by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      This would only be true if actually all of the arctic ice swam in water. Unfortunately that isn't true, there are huge ice masses on land such as the Greenland ice sheet with a thickness of 1,200 m.

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    11. Re:Look on the bright side by shicklin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      gogyrnwr

    12. Re:Look on the bright side by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Funny

      No such luck: Titanic 2 [trailer]

    13. Re:Look on the bright side by cculianu · · Score: 1

      Wait: Is that clip real? It looks almost ridiculously stupid but too well done to be a fake.

      I'm totally confused now.

    14. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're an idiot. Half the clips are from Catch Me if You Can. Hell, they even had a scene from the Incredible Hulk in there!

      And not to mention that the guy in the submarine had on a pair of goggles with "Diamond Finder" written in masking tape on them...

      Yeah... it's so real -_-

    15. Re:Look on the bright side by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The melting of the arctic ice doesn't effect sea levels, its the Antarctic that we should be worried about.

      Quite true. Notice I said "polar", not "arctic". Altought I should have made it plural, "polar icecaps" instead of "the polar icecap".

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    16. Re:Look on the bright side by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Touche

    17. Re:Look on the bright side by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      The circulation of water gets faster with more energy in the system; and iceberg formation is a part of that circulation, so it will intensify as well.

      There's actually a chance the exact opposite will happen--more energy will result in a drastic reduction in the circulation of water.

      Our current climate is the result of warm water flowing up from the topics in the gulf stream. The stream is driven by water sinking as it cools in the artic. The double whammy of less cooling due to global warming and less sinking due to fresh water from melting ice being lighter than the salt water could result in less circulation of water.

      Less circulation of the gulf stream means less heat conveyed from the tropics means ice age. Where are your polar trade routes now?

    18. Re:Look on the bright side by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the extra water will just be deposited in the form of snow on land in Europe after the Gulf Stream shuts down.

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    19. Re:Look on the bright side by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No, if the artic melts enough it could screw up the gulf stream, freezing half of Europe. (This will, of course, be presented as evidence there's no such thing as global warming.)

      Of course, the collapse of the gulf stream would leave all the warm water over here, off the east coasts of the North America, but the good news is that all the hurricanes that would cause would dispense it over the US. Wait, that's not good news at all.

      Sea levels rising is just the most obvious and well defined aspect of global warming. If just that, and slightly higher average temperatures, was all that was happening, we could just all frickin move inland and wear short sleeves.

      But the temperatures of a lot of places is due to very finely balanced variables and things working together. Screw up a few of them, and global weather patterns could just, well, randomly shift. Suddenly you can live in Siberia and not in Canada, the Sahari Desert has leapt Gibraltar and is in Spain, and the climate of Kansas has moved to Texas and Mexico, or other such semi-random weather changes.

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    20. Re:Look on the bright side by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It also means all the warm water will be happily staying off the east coast of the US. And, as we all know, warm water off the east coast of the means...anyone?

      Yup. Hurricanes. Lots and lots and lots and lots of hurricanes.

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    21. Re:Look on the bright side by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No, no, he means, there will be less iceburgs eventually. When it all melts.

      Just like when you shoot someone, eventually they feel less pain, even though they may feel much more pain for a short amount of time.

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    22. Re:Look on the bright side by Jamu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I liked Titanic. Admittedly the start was a bit boring, but the comedy ending and the bit where Leonardo DiCaprio dies and then sinks into the Atlantic was good.

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    23. Re:Look on the bright side by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We called it the "how-to-drown instructional film", featuring Titanic-Leo. Did you notice how this allegedly "ordinary working class" guy who's never been on any kind of cruise or even close to the sea knows literally everything there is to know on how to behave when the liner you're on is sinking?

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    24. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your joking arent you.. I am unlucky enough to live in a very rural welsh town in Mid Wales,and try as I may.. its hard not to pick some of the language up.. especially when the fat prick at the local petrol station will not sell you any Petrol unless you address him in Welsh! - which whilst annoying at first - now amuses me in the summer when you get lots of people with Caravans passing though.. I spend a lot of my time working in Cardiff and to be honest it amazes me that most of the people I work with cannot speak welsh (thirty somethings and younger)although all their parents do.. This often prompts heated debates over some rarebit especially when I point out that if they are so proud to be Welsh - then the least they could do is speak the language!... kind of like me shouting from the rooftops that I am english then only being able to siarad cymraeg? (my spelling and Grammer are appalling!)

  5. strategic paradigm shift... by pedantic+bore · · Score: 4, Funny
    Without the polar ice cap, where are the missle subs going to hide?

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    1. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Not only that, we will be spared a remake of Ice Station Zebra.

    2. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw that! What about Santa!? I want my pressies damnit!

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    3. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I thought he was in Alaska or something?

    4. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by __aambat2633 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Santa is from Rovaniemi, Finland.
      Rovaniemi is a town close to the artic circle in Finland and Finland is a country between Sweden and Russia.
      Finland used to be the eastern part of Sweden, but lost it to the Russians in a war. So, depending of the age of santa, he is either a Finn, a Swede or a Russian.

    5. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by aussie_a · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I didn't ask where he was from, I asked where he is. Yeeesh. You might want to brush up on those ESL courses.

    6. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by JonathanR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I find interesting (from a thermodynamics viewpoint) about the melting of the polar ice cap, is that if it was atmospheric warming, and the ice was melting from the top down, you'd expect to see rivers of liquid water. Since this hasn't been reported (so I presume it isn't occuring), I can only assume that the melting is taking place from the bottom up. This means that warm ocean currents travelling underneath the sea ice must be the energy transport mechanism. Now, surely changes in ocean current flow or temperature would have to be significant to change the thermodynamic balance (obviously there are seasonal cycles). Wouldn't the ocean temperature changes and/or flow velocity changes be measureable?

    7. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 4, Funny
      Screw that! What about Santa!? I want my pressies damnit!
      Why do you think they all rustle for control of the passage? Wait for Santa on a dark december night with a squadron of marines and you got it made, man...
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    8. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why would you think that? Sea ice is porous so a small but consistent melt won't be seen. Why do you think there are no rivers of water over the ice pack when summer comes to the poles and the ice retreats?

    9. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Kijori · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, according to the Royal Mail, he's in Reindeerland and can be reached using the postcode SAN TA1.

    10. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Without the polar ice cap, where are the missle subs going to hide?

      I've always prefered hiding in New London-Groton. They'd never expect us to be there.

      Especially since we're Russian. We dig American Yuppie chicks.

      KFG

    11. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I think he has dual-citizenship as a Canadian (although that may remain to be seen with the whole Lebanon thing*) because his Postal Code is H0H 0H0.

      * big political stink about rescuing Canadian Citizens from Lebanon costing 85 million. However most of those rescued went back after the fighting died down. Now the Govt is thinking (again) about revamping the rules on dual-citizenship

    12. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      So that's why Comrade Santa is decked out in red, doling the presents to all the good little Communist children. . .

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    13. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and/or flow velocity changes be measureable?

      Errr... don't you remember all of the furor over the "Ocean Conveyor Belt" changing?

    14. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by JohnWiney · · Score: 5, Informative
      You've obviously never watched snow melt on your front lawn, or stood on a melting glacier.

      First, the pack ice is full of cracks and crevices, so "rivers" would disappear into them. The ice melts preferentially on the north side of these cracks and ridges, the side facing the sun.

      Second, when ice melts in the sun, it tends to form "pinacles" of crunchy ice (presumably a result of variations in the surface resulting in shadows, surface dirt capturing more heat, etc.) Water melts at top, and runs down or falls down into the ice. The heat of the water, and to some degree the kinetic energy of the drops, melts some of the ice further down. If the layer is thick enough, the water forms small pools and re-feezes, thus forming the dense ice that "normally" lasts all year; if enough melts, a hole forms and the water disappears into the sea (or, on land, forms rivers that flow out from the bottom of the glacier.)

      Melting from the bottom also obviously has a significant effect, since much of the sea water is obviously warmer than the ice. There is "normally" a state of equilibrium, with water melting at about the same rate snow falls on top, averaged over a few years. Right now, more is melting than freezing.

    15. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      All they really have to do is fix Santa's elves with suppressive fire from the 240Bs, and flank 'Objective Workshop,' assaulting through and getting a 360 perimeter around it in order to secure it for future use.

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    16. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by mutube · · Score: 3, Informative
      The ice melts preferentially on the north side of these cracks and ridges, the side facing the sun.

      I assume you're in the Southern hemisphere, because 'oop North the Sun is most definately to the South.

    17. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by mutube · · Score: 1

      Dang. Just got it.

      Damn post-post-realisations. /scuttle

    18. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by LucidBeast · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was just listening some guy studying artic being interviewed on radio about his studies. On the show the reporter I think from BBC and this scientist whose name escapes me visited an iceberg. They describe the top of the iceberg to have large "swimming pools", which contain fresh water. Seal hunters used to use them for fresh water in the olden days. For somebody living and studying artic such pools are propably intresting at first but then obvious and not worth reporting.

    19. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by f1055man · · Score: 3, Informative
      Wow this makes no sense:
      To illustrate these effects and their gross values I point people towards the Boxing Day (Dec 26,2004) Quake and tsunami. This event is supposed by the geophyical people to be the product of a subduction event. Had it been such an event, the uplift of the Sumantra area of the southern Asian region would have caused the corresponding drop in sea floor. The uplift is about equal to lifting the entire continental US by about 20 feet. The net world wide sea level drop would have been about 2 feet. It didn't happen.
      Wtf are you talking about? They found the fault line and upheaval that caused the Boxing Day tsunami. http://www.newswise.com/articles/view/516368/

      Are you a D'Souza? (http://www.kcra.com/news/4512146/detail.html)
    20. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Not only that, where will Clint land Firefox when it's over run by Russian-thinking snakes in the sequel?

    21. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your going to try and take down a man that not only has Steve Austin(Man barely alive) on his side, but can fly to every household in a night?
      How well do you think that will go?

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    22. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ice melts preferentially on the north side of these cracks and ridges, the side facing the sun.

      I assume you're in the Southern hemisphere, because 'oop North the Sun is most definately to the South.


      That's what I thought too, at first glance, but:

      Given a sun in the southern sky (northern hemisphere), and a crevice that runs east-west,

      the north side of the crevice wall will be exposed to the sun. The southern wall will be in it's own shadow.
    23. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by qeveren · · Score: 1

      No, if you have a crack running east-west in the Northern Hemisphere, then the northern face of the crack is facing south.  The southern side of the crack faces north.  GP is correct.

      S ____    ____ N
            \  /
             \/

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    24. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by vision864 · · Score: 0

      As someone formerly stationed there, if you can submerge in the thames river without ripping the bottom of your sub out Rock on, as for the women take all the grottoppopotamus you can carry, those women around that base were just plain scary.

    25. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um the sun moves east to west n00b. Its not in the north or the south its either in the east or the west, or straight above you at high noon.

    26. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Yup, there are. Google for a slow-down of the North Atlantic Current. It's slowing down, which is generally thought to be the prelude for a complete stoppage.

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    27. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by jabelar · · Score: 1

      Well, the poster said "cracks and ridges", so I guess it is northern side of cracks and southern side of ridges, right? (All for northern hemisphere of course.)

    28. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

      They have Snowflakes and Santa in Lapland! (forget Norway)!

    29. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

      On Seamonkey, of course!
      (or schools of seamonkies, depending on size)

    30. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that's because of Coca Cola. Santa used to wear gray clothes.

    31. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      so what you're saying is that Coca-Cola is communist too?

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    32. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      But Russia is served by Grandfather Frost from Siberia, who wears blue clothes.

    33. Re:strategic paradigm shift... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      that's what they want you to think

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  6. Market solution for the extinction of polar bears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    teach polar bears how to operate arctic toll booths

  7. Shocking? Not really... by Inverted+Intellect · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it could have some chilling consequences.

    1. Re:Shocking? Not really... by suzerain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the consequences will be more 'warming' than 'chilling'.

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    2. Re:Shocking? Not really... by arivanov · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends where you are. In the US - warming. In Europe - chilling as the gulfstream is supposed to stop. The forecast for UK is 9C lower average temperature and 15C lower minimum temperature during the winter. Considering the build quality of the average british house...

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    3. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Inverted+Intellect · · Score: 1

      Not where I live. If the Gulf Stream shuts down, I'll have to live with some very, very nasty winters.

    4. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rosscoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Houses in the UK tend to be built very well. Virtually all housing is brick construction with all new builds for the past 30 years (at least) requiring lots of insulation and double glazing. 15C lower temp in the winter would be bitch though as where I live (the south east) we get so little snow and ice that we don't have the necessary skills or tools to deal with it in large ammounts.

    5. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Nevynxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is one of the reaosns I want to move further north, to Scotland infact, to guarentee those colder winters :)

      What can I say? I like snow!

      Roll on ice cap melting and the shutdown of the gulf stream.....

    6. Re:Shocking? Not really... by nephridium · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wouldn't like to start a heated debate about this - even less a flame war.

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    7. Re:Shocking? Not really... by bazorg · · Score: 1

      do you have a source for that? thanks.

    8. Re:Shocking? Not really... by slysithesuperspy · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, we build our houses out of bricks, while Americans rebuild their wooden houses every year after the hurricane season!

    9. Re:Shocking? Not really... by novus+ordo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Melting is an endothermic reaction, cooling the air as it melts. You can say that it's absorbing the extra energy that the planet is gaining and acting as a shock absorber. However, once that is gone and Antartica(who is going to claim it?) it is anyone's guess what will happen. Humans are pretty adapt at changing environment, but history shows that many species aren't.

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    10. Re:Shocking? Not really... by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      That's good because only this week a study was published indicating a rise in temperatures over Central England of 1C in the past fifty years. Perhaps eventually the two effects will cancel each other out, and we'll be back where we started.

    11. Re:Shocking? Not really... by frostedg · · Score: 1

      Owned

    12. Re:Shocking? Not really... by SaDan · · Score: 1

      So, you guys build your houses entirely of brick or some other stone, or do they have a wooden or steel frame and brick on the outside?

      We've got plenty of brick around here (midwestern US).

    13. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find housing in the UK terrible. The neighbours are all far too close, with each house being literally centimetres away from the others in some cases. Appartments are by far the worse - I do not want to hear the neighbours peeing through paper-thin walls. They might pass building codes and regulations but that doesn't make everything okay. On top of all of that, the built up areas really stink - walking through urban area in London, Liverpool, Manchester, etc., just take in a deep breath... Hmmm, other people's rubbish.

    14. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Petrushka · · Score: 1, Funny

      Melting is an endothermic reaction

      Hee hee, I'm sorry, I stopped reading at this point because I was laughing so hard. I know, it's late at night and I'm a little bit tipsy, but it really is funny, mainly because you sound like you mean it.

    15. Re:Shocking? Not really... by slysithesuperspy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure actually, hopefully someone else knows. I was jokingly wondering because whenever I've seen a hurricane on the news that's devestated a town, the houses always seem to be made out of wood. I wondered why that was considering the seeming frequency of high winds. Maybe they simply don't show footage of the stronger houses.

    16. Re:Shocking? Not really... by UglyTool · · Score: 2, Informative
      In fact, we build our houses out of bricks, while Americans rebuild their wooden houses every year after the hurricane season!


      I guess you know something about brick that these people don't.

      Or these people.

      Hurricanes are one of the most destructive forces on the planet. If you think living in a brick house is gonna stop that power from destroying your house, make sure your insurance is up to date, and you have all of the flood riders on it. Of course, living in the UK lessens the chances that you'll be hit. You'd better hope that a hurricane never gets there with any power, because it's even money that the building codes there are not up to handling that type of hit.
    17. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typically, all exterior walls are two layer - breeze block inside and red brick outside with an air or foam insulating layer between. Load bearing internals are a red brick layer though more modern construction (last 20 years or so) may use thinner non-brick construction more often for non load-bearing internal walls. Roofing is timber framed with ceramic or slate tiling over the top. Ceiling/floor separation is timber.

    18. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The Met. Office's climate models show that although thermohaline circulation (i.e. the gulf stream effects of which you speak) will slow, it is exceedingly unlikely they will stop. The expected reduction of up to 30% is more than offset by the increase in global temperature - so countries in northern Europe will (in at least the next hundred years) likely still get warmer.

      The UK climate in particular is much more strongly affected by the position of the jet stream. The reason why the UK has become markedly hotter since 1976 was that in the winter of 1975, the jet stream moved south. Prior to 1975, the jet stream would be over the UK in the summer (and as it does) would move north in the winter. This meant UK summers were typically characterised by Atlantic low pressure systems - meaning cool, cloudy and wet summers. When the jet stream moved north in the winter, this meant that the blocking high pressure systems would arrive, bringing in cold continental air - meaning frequent clear nights, hard frosts, and if there was any precipitation, snow.

      When the jet stream moved south in the mid 1970s and onwards, this meant the jet stream was no longer bringing in the Atlantic lows in the summer - instead, the blocking highs that would normally miss the UK to the north would get parked right over the UK. This meant that in the summer, warm continental air and long term settled weather would arrive. In the winter, the jetstream in its more northerly position would now be over the UK, bringing the cloudy but mild Atlantic lows in during the winter instead - leading to much milder winters.

      As for the build quality of the average British house, generally it is very good. A British house tends to last for several lifetimes. My house is typical of where I live. It is approximately 130 years old, and the walls are three foot thick solid stone. My Dad's house was built before the United States existed as a country, and is of similar construction. It's likely to still be standing long after my descendants are long dead. They do need maintenance, but they are generally extremely robust.

    19. Re:Shocking? Not really... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not sure why you're laughing - what's wrong about what he said?

    20. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rjstanford · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You may have been joking, but as far as I know Americans are pretty much unique in their desire to build a stick-frame house and glue a thin layer of brick onto the outside. When we moved here from England in 1984 it actually took quite a while for our realtor to make us understand that no, in fact, none of the houses we were looking at were actually "brick" houses. In England, when you have a brick house, its a real brick house made with real structural bricks.

      Of course, in the US, everyone's totally chuffed if you live in a "historic" house. You know, like one from the 1920s.

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    21. Re:Shocking? Not really... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Masonry construction is very popular in Europe, and it must seem silly that it's not popular in North America, but masonery is brittle and when it fails the failure is catastophic where wood frame constuction can fail gradually. We have far more tornadoes and earthquakes than hurricanes, and in a good strong earthquake we expect whole cities to collapse due to masonery construction of commercial buildings much like what you'd expect in the Turkey-Iran area.

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    22. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps the person complaining should tootle off to his own country rather than live in the UK.
      funny how despite all the complaints, 'they' still choose to migrate to the UK rather than remain in their own country.

    23. Re:Shocking? Not really... by archen · · Score: 1

      Maybe they simply don't show footage of the stronger houses.

      Which is exactly right. Many condos are built with concrete and have metal shutters that can survive well over 100Mph winds. But even if every house were built that way, it only takes one house getting destroyed to leave debree strewn all over hell. That and often roofing is the biggest pain. Even some of the best built places still have problems with the roof. In a good hurricane the wind just has to get under one shingle and the entire roof comes off.

    24. Re:Shocking? Not really... by the_lesser_gatsby · · Score: 1

      There's an interesting article in the July/August edition of American Scientist which claims that Europe's warm weather (for its latitude) doesn't depend on the Gulf Stream:

      http://www.americanscientist.org/template/AssetDet ail/assetid/51963

      Of course, that doesn't mean Europeans (where I am!) shouldn't care about global warming.

    25. Re:Shocking? Not really... by trynis · · Score: 1

      all new builds for the past 30 years (at least) requiring lots of insulation and double glazing.

      Oh, come on. You're just proving his point. Dual glazing is so 1920's where I live. If you build a new house today you should go for triple glazing with some insulating gas.

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    26. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm originally from the UK.

    27. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rosscoe · · Score: 1

      Even a 15C drop wouldn't require triple glazing where I live. There are places in the UK with triple glazing but they tend to be either in cold areas or noisy areas. Our double glazing has been gas filled for years. And as for proving his point? what point would that be?

    28. Re:Shocking? Not really... by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      I'd say it was the semantics - it's an endothermic* phase change. Either that or he's got confused between sys and surr.

      * absorbs heat from the surroundings. Yes, really. This is why ice makes warm beer turn into cold beer.

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    29. Re:Shocking? Not really... by f1055man · · Score: 1

      Right about the brick house not taking the power of a hurricane. I live in DC, where at least once per year someone loses half their rowhouse because their neighbor gutted their house and didn't reinforce the shared wall. Brick buildings don't have too much structural integrity without a frame which is usually just timber.
      Also, brick houses aren't really made out of brick anymore. They throw up a cheap timber frame (or in the case of office buildings steel) then slap on thin prefab slabs of brick exterior. Brick no longer has any real structural purpose at all in most new construction. I live in D.C., where architects try to match the old real rowhouses with new faux brick construction. Doesn't really work.
      I used to live in New England. Plenty of farmhouses from the 17th and 18th century still around that should embarrass modern builders. I know there are plenty of older buildings in Britain, but most I've seen are in a state of arrested collapse. Not too much brick in New England, but a lot of stone framed with old growth timbers you can't wrap your arms around.
      Wait, this story is about the polar ice cap? whoops

    30. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      The forecast for UK is 9C lower average temperature and 15C lower minimum temperature during the winter.

      Wouldn't that amm... freeze things and... amm... reform the ice cap? (or maybe those things are sorta balancing things out...) Get too little ice, guft stream shuts down, makes more ice... repeat.

      Just a thought.

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    31. Re:Shocking? Not really... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wood vs Brick is not an issue in stormproofing homes. You'll find proportionally just as many CBS (concrete block - same as brick only a different sized "brick" and with stucco smeared on the outside) homes in Florida that had severe damage due to the last four hurricanes as wood frame homes.

      The two major issues in terms of hurricane proofing are tornadoes (you can't tornado-proof a house short of burying it several feet underground. Building it out of brick will not help) and roofing tiedowns. The latter is where we saw the major avoidable issues last year and the year before. Poorly built roofs were easily ripped off by any winds that were able to get underneath.

      While CBS is stronger than wood, wood is more flexible so can take just as much punishment without actually breaking. The major downside of wood isn't how it handles the weather, it's termites. For that reason, I went for a CBS home, but I wouldn't worry about going to a hurricane party in someone's wooden home if it's up to modern building codes.

      True story: Janet Reno, Clinton's future AG, waited out Hurricane Andrew in her mother's home, wood, and of her own specifications, built fifty years previous. Because it was correctly built and maintained, it was one of the few homes on her street still standing afterwards.

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    32. Re:Shocking? Not really... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      Read it again in the morning ;) Ice needs to absorb heat to melt.

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    33. Re:Shocking? Not really... by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      until there is the slightest fart of wind and your wooden constructed house collapse's like a cheap whore whos been punched in the stomach by tony soprano.

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    34. Re:Shocking? Not really... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Of course, living in the UK lessens the chances that you'll be hit.

      Not really, it just lessens the forces. Britain typically gets hit by a major storm close to or exceeding hurricane strength once every five to ten years. It's even possible, looking at current computer models, that Hurricane Helene may hit it in about seven days as a Tropical Storm. Certainly it will pass close by) Building codes are substantially stronger than they are across the Atlantic as a result.

      The funny thing is that most Brits don't even know that, it's usually such a non-event when it happens. I've had my mother phone me up in the middle of a storm telling me what's happening, phoning me up a few days later to talk about the damage (friends having their car damaged by a falling wall, etc), and then a few months later say "Hurricane? We had a hurricane? When? I don't remember..." The media usually refers to them, regardless of whether they're a little strong for the term or not, as "gales".

      (Funnily enough there are also supposedly more tornadoes per square mile in England than there are in Texas or Florida. I've only known about one, one that hit Reading shortly after I moved away, so I find it a little hard to believe. I suspect it's a strength issue and England gets plenty of them but most of them are too weak for anyone to care about.)

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    35. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rk · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the United States, 200 years ago was an ancient age, but 200 miles is right around the corner.

      In Britain, 200 years ago was just yesterday, but 200 miles is the next galaxy.

      :-)

    36. Re:Shocking? Not really... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The problem with some roofs is the peak acts like an airplane wing and creates lower pressure on top. So while you see a lot of cases of tiles/shingles being blown off, you also see where a whole roof just gets ripped off in one giant catastrophy. You don't see that happening with office and apartment buildings because they have flat roofs (which have their own problems).

      It really sickens me that we don't construct houses better, but I guess money is the most important thing here. I have such great ideas for a house, but it would end up costing twice as much as my current house without being any larger... but the construction would be so good, so energy efficient, and so practical, it'd be worth it if I actually had that kind of cash.

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    37. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      I'd heard the same line, but the number in question was "50." Still just as true.

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    38. Re:Shocking? Not really... by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Endothermic? Check.

      Reaction?

      What is the ice "reacting" with? ;)

    39. Re:Shocking? Not really... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The quote I remember is, "Brits think a hundred miles is a long way, Americans think a hundred years is a long time."

      /me drives over a hundred miles every day.

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    40. Re:Shocking? Not really... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Actually I think Europe gets more hurricanes than tornadoes or earthquakes, "hurricane" applies to any wind that reaches level 12 on the Beaufort scale, not just cyclones. Especially coastal regions get hit by level 12 winds pretty often (I hear the weather report talking about hurricane strength winds in the coastal regions quite a few times per year). In fact I haven't heard of tornadoes happening in Europe until recently.

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    41. Re:Shocking? Not really... by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      You should've posted non-AC for an actual informative post!

    42. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Your impression is correct.

      Most brick and "stone" houses built here are "stick" construction. I.e. 10' pieces of pine nailed together. The brick or stone is just a shell that can stand 125 mph winds pretty easily.

      But the hard shell can't handle 150 mph (180kph?) winds with tree branches, street signs, loose bricks, loose boards, parts of storage buildings, etc in it.

      Also, if the roof or a window goes the wrong way, the house can implode or explode.

      And of course, not even a stone house does very well against a 30' high wave of water filled with thousands of pounds of debris in it sweeping back and forth across the house every couple minutes.

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    43. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You could also have a lot of F1 and F2's but not many F5's.

      There is a tornado that say lifts a car, spins it around and drops it or twists a business sign (seen 3 in 30 years where i am).

      Then there are tornados a mile across, with multiple smaller tornadoes twisting about inside them, carrying thousands of bits of debris that literally scour the land removing absolutely everything except objects made of solid rock and concrete.

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    44. Re:Shocking? Not really... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      But...but...then the apes won't starve to death!

      I guess we can introduce poisonous spiders to kill them.

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    45. Re:Shocking? Not really... by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      not used to the snow/ice? Where I'm from (stretch of New York State from Lake Erie, under Lake Ontario to Albany, basically along the Erie Canal) gets an average of over 3 meters of snow a year delivered in small blasts with some local zones averaging twice that much snow. This amount of snow isn't really that amazing and you'll acclimate to it pretty fast. Consider that the change in temps 15C down will take a few years to be noticed.

      Your town will purchase more rugged plows, your shopping centers will purchase higher capacity front-end loaders, your councils will determine the best place to dump the extra snow (rivers, or directly into the sea) and your citizens will learn to slow down and conserve energy better while driving. It'll happen gradually over the course of a few decades. Seems like a good time to get into the snow removal business, perhaps start a small company selling and servicing snow blowers, truck mounted plows and selling contracts to clear snow from open areas and roads, maybe start importing better quality winter clothing from the Russians... There's opportunity in all that ice.

    46. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Most houses are built with two brick layers (you can get them filed with foam, "cavity wall insulation". My parents house also has internal brick walls but I think that has now been dropped in favo(u)r of wood framed rockwall (gyproc) walls on newer constructions that I have seen.

      Rich

    47. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Richy_T · · Score: 2, Informative

      UK houses usually have ceramic roof tiles (a USA'n might call them "Spanish tiles" I think), sometimes slate, occasionally thatch but, as far as I know, never the tarpaper shingles that pass for roofing in the US.

      Course, a standard US wood framed house would probably not be able to take the weight of a ceramic tile roof.

      My father told me that wooden houses were banned after the great fire of London but I don't know how much veracity to give that...

      Rich

    48. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Course, they don't get many hurricanes in the UK either.

      During a recent storm in Tennessee, several brick homes were demolished. Course, they were wooden framed so it's hard to tell.

      Personally, when I finally get to have my own house built, I'm intending to get it double walled brick UK style.

      Rich

    49. Re:Shocking? Not really... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      But it's not a chemical reaction at all, it's just a physical change of state.

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    50. Re:Shocking? Not really... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      So you're laughing that he called it a reaction instead of a phase change?
      You've got a strange sense of humor...

    51. Re:Shocking? Not really... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In order for the bernoulli affect to work, wouldn't there have to be airflow under the roof as well as over? Or by this point are we assuming the windows have blown out? :)

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    52. Re:Shocking? Not really... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Of course, our wooden houses would last forever in what passes for "weather" in the UK.

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    53. Re:Shocking? Not really... by vidarh · · Score: 1

      I don't know if wooden houses were outright banned, but when the government funded the rebuilding of London, they did ensure the rebuilding happened with brick and stone, and no thatched roofs were used in London from the fire (1666) until 1997 when they built a replica of the Globe theatre.

    54. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, what's under those "spanish tiles", or slate is, wait for it..... Tar Paper! Without it, your house wouldn't be "water proof".

    55. Re:Shocking? Not really... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Course, they don't get many hurricanes in the UK either.

      They do, it's just that noone cares.

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    56. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Acer500 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Also, brick houses aren't really made out of brick anymore.


      You must mean in the US. Over here (South America) plenty of new houses are made of brick (reinforced with concrete beams if I'm correct, I don't know much about building).

      Here's a Colombian website which shows the basic Spanish system that's also used here (Uruguay)

      http://www.senamed.edu.co/cursos%20virtuales/const ruccion/guia_de_estudio8ok.htm

      Wait, this story is about the polar ice cap?


      Err... well, we might have to modify our building style over here thanks to the global climate changes... we had what amounts to a small hurricane last year, and we were thoroughly unprepared, it toppled lots of antennas, killed several people and most are still rebuilding (brick houses aren't as easy to rebuild as the wooden ones, I give you that).

      In fact, someone who studied in Cuba told me housing there isn't built to resist, exactly the opposite... cheap to build and cheap to re-build after an hurricane.
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    57. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Well, it's morning now, and while it's not as funny now, it's still silly. Maybe it's more obvious if you omit the fourth word of the sentence.

    58. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      It helps that a surprisingly large number of houses don't have proper attachments with the rafters, which actually contributes an awful lot to the problem. We really do build disposable housing here in the US.

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    59. Re:Shocking? Not really... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Actually, structural concrete construction is probably one of the nicest, strongest, and relatively cheap methods available today. One of the nicer methods uses styrofoam forms for the concrete that are left in place, becoming additional insulation, and then covered with a thin layer of stucco. Pretty sweet, and installable well by relatively unskilled labor (unlike traditional brick construction).

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    60. Re:Shocking? Not really... by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Heat in the air + Ice in the water = cooler air + less Ice in the water Pay attention when its snowing. You will find it is cooler when the snow starts melting.

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    61. Re:Shocking? Not really... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      A lot of new houses here in Ireland are built using cavity walls, i.e. a wall of "breeze blocks" (ugly concrete blocks) with an exterior wall of brick or pebble-dashed/plastered breeze block. Insulation such as aeroboard, and damp-coursing is used between the walls. I believe this is common in the UK too.

      Pretty authentically brick as far as I'm concerned. The breeze blocks are laid in the same fashion as the far smaller traditional bricks.

      Usually cast concrete is used for the first floor in the standard two-storey semi-detached or whatever (I don't think it's usually steel re-enforced though for small buildings, just with apartments and offices). Apartments and offices often have re-enforced cast concrete walls too, quite often with the insulation tacked on and a facade wall of brick, pebble-dashed breeze block, glass, plastic, etc. built around them.

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    62. Re:Shocking? Not really... by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      I realize that the notion of "endothermic reaction" is important to the Chemical culture but what is really silly is the low activation energy for your humor.
      Maybe X + Liquor -> Funny

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    63. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Yup, pretty much.

    64. Re:Shocking? Not really... by SaDan · · Score: 1

      Well, I know what a solid stone house is, and that certianly isn't typical of modern residential buildings in the USA. My parents live in a house that was built before the USA was the USA (220+ years old). Solid stone exterior walls, solid stone interior walls. It's a real bitch to hang a picture or do wiring.

      Stone foundation, and inlaid brick floor in the basement. I doubt that house will go anywhere short of an F4 or F5 tornado hitting it dead on. Might blow the roof off and the windows out, but it's not going down without one hell of a fight.

    65. Re:Shocking? Not really... by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      I guess I didn't realize a phase change was a chemical reaction.

      I guess I need to go back and take all my chemistry classes again.

    66. Re:Shocking? Not really... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if a phase change would be classified as a chemical reaction, but no one said it was. I guess you could say it's a thermodynamic reaction though.

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    67. Re:Shocking? Not really... by arwel · · Score: 1

      Actually, the UK gets more tornadoes than any similarly-sized area in the world. Over a 30 year period there's been an average of 33 tornadoes a year, mostly in the Midlands, southern England, and East Anglia (TORRO). Most of the tornadoes tend not to get noticed much, but there was one last year near the centre of Birmingham which caused a hell of a lot of damage.

    68. Re:Shocking? Not really... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Yup.. by that point wind is able to get underneath.

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    69. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Identifiable+Coward · · Score: 1

      Shame you don't know what you're talking about...

      http://jenkinsslate.com/

      Luckily the above site can help you become better informed.

    70. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      1) Slate is not ceramic tile

      2)Are you unable to parse "standard US wood framed house"? See this page on that site:

      http://www.jenkinsslate.com/thinkingabout.html

      Upgrades are required to install a slate roof on most US houses.

      Rich

    71. Re:Shocking? Not really... by Identifiable+Coward · · Score: 1
      1) Slate is not ceramic tile
      Good thing I never said it was. :-)

      2)Are you unable to parse "standard US wood framed house"? See this page on that site:
      No, it was just irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

      In case you are the one with reading difficulties I was replying to the A/C above who said, emphasis mine of course...

      Fortunately, what's under those "spanish tiles", or slate is, wait for it..... Tar Paper! Without it, your house wouldn't be "water proof".
      I was merely pointing out that we, in England, don't use tar paper under the slate. Of course, we have been using slate for roofing for several hundred years before the invention of tar paper so we didn't have the luxury of such a crutch.
  8. trade with russia by suzerain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would think this will open up lots of new trade opportunities between Russia and North America. I don't know what that could mean, but it is certainly interesting. What kind of manufacturing prowess does Russia have that has been heretofore underutilized because they could not as efficiently get goods to North American ports? Or is this all a bunch of hooey?

    (I thought of this because I remember reading this article about Pat Broe, which may or may not have been slashdotted, but it is about an investor in the Canadian port of Churchill, Manitoba, which could well profit from an opened northern passage.)

    By the way, I live in Manhattan, and I think it's about time to move...to some city somewhere that's 20 or 30 miles inland.

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    1. Re:trade with russia by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      I would think this will open up lots of new trade opportunities between Russia and North America. I don't know what that could mean, but it is certainly interesting. What kind of manufacturing prowess does Russia have that has been heretofore underutilized because they could not as efficiently get goods to North American ports? Or is this all a bunch of hooey?

      Russia has plenty of oil and methane, perhaps they could export it to North America that way.

    2. Re:trade with russia by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      I think this passage leads to the pole, but not out on the other side. But that is of course the situation right now. Who knows how it will look in 5 years. :)

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    3. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the google (and rusnet.nl), the closest point between Russia and America is less than 3 miles in the Bering Strait, between Big Diomede Island (Russian) and Little Diomede Island (Alaskan).

      And the mainlands are at one point only 55 miles apart between two peninsulas. So is there some reason that these locations haven't been utilised as trade routes previously if they are so close?
      How would this new route be an improvement over a route so short?

      (Just wondering - I had heard America and Russia were actually very close at their closest points and just wondered why this wasn't utilised previously. I'm guessing the Cold War was a bit of a downer on trade between the countries, but how about now?)

    4. Re:trade with russia by suzerain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I always just assumed that it's because that's not where U.S., or Russian, infrastructure is set up. I think the costs of running suitable rail lines and roads and whatnot out to areas where absolutely no one lives are just prohibitive to the kind of return it would show. That's just assumption on my part, though.

      Someone wants to build a bridge across the Bering Strait, to re-link Asia and North America. Building that bridge is hard enough, but the real problem is that for it to be useful, we'd have to build a highway -- on both sides -- that'd have to be literally thousands of miles long just to get to any population centers. So, alas, no road trips to Beijing are in our future here in the USA.

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    5. Re:trade with russia by bmo · · Score: 2, Informative

      You said: "this article about Pat Broe,"

      In the article:

      "territory is determined by how far a nation's continental shelf extends into the sea. Under the treaty, countries have limited time after ratifying it to map the sea floor and make claims."

      Is that why the Danes and Canadians were facing off in the Arctic?

      Things make more sense now, with regards to that bit of insanity.

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    6. Re:trade with russia by andyr · · Score: 1
      By the way, I live in Manhattan, and I think it's about time to move...to some city somewhere that's 20 or 30 miles inland.

      Melting of the North polar ice cap makes no difference to sea levels.

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    7. Re:trade with russia by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Russia has plenty of oil and methane, perhaps they could export it to North America that way.
      And by burning it, global temperatures rise further, opening up even more previously ice-bound trade routes! Yay!
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    8. Re:trade with russia by stial · · Score: 1

      The south pole on the other hand ...

    9. Re:trade with russia by rainer_d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Melting of the North polar ice cap makes no difference to sea levels.

      Indeed.
      Unfortunately, Greenland's ice glaciers are also melting, the island is getting greener every year. *That* ice cap does matter.

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    10. Re:trade with russia by nephridium · · Score: 1

      I would think this will open up lots of new trade opportunities between Russia and North America. I don't know what that could mean, but it is certainly interesting.

      Well, for one they have typhoon class nuclear subs with a stealth propulsion system, that just sit there and have nothing to do. Just ask for "Vilnius Nastavnyk" or "Ramius", he'll deliver the goods.

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    11. Re:trade with russia by kfg · · Score: 1

      By the way, I live in Manhattan, and I think it's about time to move...to some city somewhere that's 20 or 30 miles inland.

      You and everybody else in Manhattan these days. Go back home. If we wanted to be around you we wouldn't have. . .moved upstate ourselves.

      KFG

    12. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct. Move, while you still can. The Russians will soon be selling you building material for houses ];)

    13. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look!
      *Shoots some guy*
      There, I just opened up a job opportunity.
      *Shoots another one*
      Look anoter one!
      *Shoots another one*
      and...
      Profit!

    14. Re:trade with russia by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Some background on the treaties. Interesting thing is that the US has signed, but the Senate has not yet ratified. After the debacle over the Geneva Conventions and the recent history of backing out, I can't imagine it will ever be signed into law.

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    15. Re:trade with russia by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm surprised no one (in my search) has mentioned this now-undiscredited Scientific Theory. Somone want to edit the Wikipedia article?

    16. Re:trade with russia by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Informative

      makes no difference to sea levels.

      EVERY time this comes up I have to debunk this stuff.

      Do you understand why things float in water? Because the mass of water they displace is equal to the mass of the thing floating.

      So now you have very dense saltwater, and much less dense freshwater ice (do you understand why ice is freshwater? It forces the salt out as the surface freezes, so the saltwater below it is even saltier and denser) If you have 1kg of ice, it displaces 1kg of saltwater. Simple enough right? Now let's hit it with the math.

      Density of fresh water at 0C: 999.9 kg/m^3
      Density of ice at 0C: 915.0 kg/m^3
      Density of Ocean: We'll take 1020kg/m^3, the minimum on the site, even though at the pole due to the salt concentration noted in the first link the density of the saltwater will be way higher, but any density over 999.9kg/m^3 means that the water level shall rise as I show below:

      1 cubic meter of ice (915.0 kg) displaces 915.0kg of saltwater. 915.0kg of saltwater is 0.897m^3 (915kg/(1020kg/m^3)), which means that our 1m^3 of ice has .103m^3 above the surface of the water (so says the old sailor's adage of icebergs being 9/10ths below water).

      Now, let's say the ice were to suddenly vanish. There would be a "hole" in the ocean with 0.897m^3 of air in it. Water would of course rush into the "hole" and the water level would drop by 0.897m^3 spread out over the entire surface of the ocean.

      But let's say the ice were to melt. Our 915kg of ice would become 915kg of fresh water, which would occupy about 0.915m^3 (915kg/(999.9kg/m^3)). The hole the ice occupied previously was only 0.897m^3 large, which leaves us with .018m^3 more water than we began with. This .018m^3 would spread out over the surface of the ocean, raising the water level ever so slightly. (sorry, your "no difference" myth has just been busted.)

      Don't forget that this tiny amount will be joined by water running off of Greenland, Antartica and other polar landmasses with ice on them, 100% of which will raise the water level.

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    17. Re:trade with russia by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'd think that due to cold-war concerns, Nuclear subs, ICBM's ect., the Artic ocean is probably the most extensively map ocean in the world

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    18. Re:trade with russia by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Such infrastructure could create the population centers, much like the transcontinental railroads did.

    19. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that as the polar freshwater ice melts, it makes the ocean overall LESS salty, therefore less dense, therefore rising the level of the oceans.

      See, one paragraph instead of 10!

    20. Re:trade with russia by CodeMasterPhilzar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting analysis. Brings up one question though... Being a Mechanical Engineering and Comp-Sci type I honestly don't know, so I'll ask... In your 1.000 m^3 of salt water, how much of the *volume* is due to water, and how much is due to salt? I understand the salt is dissolved into the water, but do the salt molecules fit perfectly between the water molecules? That is, if I take 1.000 m^3 of fresh water and throw in 20.1 kg of sea-salt, do I still have 1.000 m^3 of (now salty) water?

      The reason I ask is that in your analysis, at the end, your 915 kg of fresh water would not be fresh for very long. It would absorb salt from the surrounding water. This pulling salt from that water might (?) pull down the volume it occupies. Granted, at the same time it would be adding salt to the fresh water volume. The real question is, is there a volume change by adding/removing salt, and is the relationship linear? If it is not linear, you might get more of a volume reduction from the (relatively) high salinity water than you would get from adding the initial salt to the fresh.

      I guess what you'd really have to look at is the total volume of the oceans, volumes of salt and water, mass of salt and water. Then look at how much volume you'd gain for the oceans by pulling out the ice, and how much volume you'd have at the end, with the net slightly lower salinity after difusing all that fresh water back in.

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    21. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this is my first post. If you want to test his hypothesis, supersatuate a cup of water with salt, add some ice cubes, and compare the water level difference before and after the ice cubes melt.

    22. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This math is only true for floating ice. Melting continental ice in the South Pole and Greenland do not currently displace any water.

    23. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You liar! I've seen lots of posts by you before. Er, I mean by me...?

    24. Re:trade with russia by Pragmatix · · Score: 1

      Any idea how the change to salinity would effect the rate at which new ice forms?

      My theory (based on nothing but wild speculation) is that as soon as the artic ice melts enough to change sea levels, it will have also made a big impact on salinity levels. Less salinity means higher freezing temperature, so suddenly ice formation becomes easier, reabsorbing all that water that got melted in the first place.

    25. Re:trade with russia by Ibiwan · · Score: 1
      Or is this all a bunch of hooey?
      So do you know what word you just said in Russian? Or was that a total accident?

      It's the crude slang word for a male's... primary member.
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    26. Re:trade with russia by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously believe that when your 915kg of ice melts it turns into 915kg of "fresh water"? That's simply ridiculous. As the ice melts it MIXES with the salty water surrounding it. The salty water, as you pointed out, was increased in salinity when the ice formed. Now the desalinated water from the ice rejoins the ocean and dilutes the salty water. Guess what? NO NET CHANGE.

    27. Re:trade with russia by tgd · · Score: 1

      Arctic ice is frozen saltwater.

    28. Re:trade with russia by afternoon_nap · · Score: 1

      There is no good way to describe the volume occupied by the salt in water. However, you can describe the mass of the salt in the mass of water.

      If my memory serves, this is called molality and is kg of solute per kg of solvent. It's been such a long while since I've had to think of this term it hurts my brain.

    29. Re:trade with russia by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Of course there will be no net change, the sea level will be the same it was the last time the caps were completely liquid. Question is, what was that sea level?

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    30. Re:trade with russia by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      I was talking about ice shelves/bergs formed by freezing seawater, not ice accumulated on land due to precipitation. Although even in the latter case, where did the water come from to start? Evaporation from the oceans? If that's the case it's just returning where it came from. Again no net change.

    31. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you seriously believe that when your 915kg of ice melts it turns into 915kg of "fresh water"?

      What, does ice turn into *OMG PONIES!* in your universe? Welcome to Earth Prime, here ice turns into water. And without nuclear reactions emitting radioactive particles, it goes from 915kg to 915kg exactly.

      rejoins the ocean

      Rain, mutherfucker! Does it fall on your plains?

      dilutes the salty water.

      Yes, it will do that too. And as someone else pointed out, the diluted water will be lower density and therefore take up more volume for the same amount of mass.

    32. Re:trade with russia by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the salt.

      Your math is completely correct if the meltwater magically remains salt-free once it's in the ocean. If you covered the salty ocean with saran wrap before melting the ice, then yes, the sea level would rise. In reality, if you mix the fresh meltwater with the salty ocean, you get an new, slightly less salty ocean...with a different density.

      If you'd stop to think about it, you'd realize you can't have more water after a freeze-melt cycle than you did before.

    33. Re:trade with russia by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Of course it's just returning where it came from. But we don't want it to, we like the areas that are currently land but were ocean once.

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    34. Re:trade with russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd stop to think about it, you'd realize you can't have more water after a freeze-melt cycle than you did before.

      Ah yes, clearly nobody cares if the water level returns to the point it was 50 billion years ago when the Rockies were just a chain of islands.

    35. Re:trade with russia by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      In reality, if you mix the fresh meltwater with the salty ocean, you get an new, slightly less salty ocean

      So what you're saying is that if I took a glass, filled it to the brim with saltwater, and then added pure water, it would not overflow? How much water could I add that way? One cup? 10 gallons? This "mixes with the saltwater" idea doesn't make sense even though several people proposed it as a counter argument.

      If you'd stop to think about it, you'd realize you can't have more water after a freeze-melt cycle than you did before.

      When was the last time we had the melt end of the freeze-melt cycle?

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  9. Language and assumption troubles by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history."

    1. So it happened earlier in recorded human history?
    2. There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover?
    3. Until aircraft, nuclear submarines, nuclear icebreakers, and satellites were invented, nobody was able to say with certainty whether the Northwest Passage existed or not, which was previously the domain of people like Henry Hudson. Indeed, until the technology existed, nobody could really map the icepack with any decent accuracy.

    Sweeping statements like the above are simply stupid, as there is no evidence either way. They do make for good inflammatory copy, though.

    Oh yeah, in geological terms, human history is less than the blink of an eye. With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

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    1. Re:Language and assumption troubles by violet16 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh yeah, in geological terms, human history is less than the blink of an eye. With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      I think it's safe to say that humankind is a temporary feature.

    2. Re:Language and assumption troubles by arun_s · · Score: 1
      That statement you quote doesn't actually appear in the article, FWIW. Some lines that do appear are:
      Perennial sea ice -- thick ice that is normally present year-round and is not affected by the Arctic summer -- had disappeared over an area bigger than the British Isles, ESA said.
      Regular satellite monitoring over the last 25 years shows that the northern polar ice cover has shrunk and thinned as global temperatures have risen.
      "This situation is unlike anything observed in previous record low-ice seasons"
      Sounds pretty depressing to me, especially for the bears and other animals there.
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    3. Re:Language and assumption troubles by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      The North Polar region was apparently temperate when the dinosours were about (I do seem to recall it was positivelly tropical at one stage).

      Cooler then the rest of the world, yes, but warm enough for dinosours. Since it now seems they were warm blooded, and probably covered in feathers, this seems less improbable to me.

      I'm 'barely relevent' and I aprove of this message......

    4. Re:Language and assumption troubles by arivanov · · Score: 5, Informative
      "something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history."

      This is not quite correct. There is an object in the Arctic ocean which is known as the "Great Siberian Polynya". It is a wide space of open water which is usually open even in mid-winter and starts somewhere in the middle of the icefields above the east end of the Barents sea and goes east-north-east from there. Its actual position and size varies year on year. While it has never been all the way to the north pole its north-eastern edge in some years has been only a few hundred kilometers away from it. Enough for a conventional icebreaker or even a reinforced ship to try to make a break for it. Similarly its south-western edge in some years has been very close to the open waters of the Barents (though not as far west as Spitzbergen).

      By the way, Russians have considered using this phenomenon for shipping in the soviet times and even did a few trial runs of convoys lead by Arctica class icebreakers through it (you still have to get to the Polynya and back from it across the ice fields). They abandoned it at the end. While it proved possible to run shipping in the ocean even in midwinter the shipments could not be moved further inland due to the lack of powerfull enough river icebreakers. The project was postponed till the first nuclear river icebreakers come on line. These were complete at about the time when the Soviet union fell apart and at that point nobody cared about centrally operated and organised super-shipping so they are sitting in Murmansk collecting rust.

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    5. Re:Language and assumption troubles by LarsWestergren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover? Until aircraft, nuclear submarines, nuclear icebreakers, and satellites were invented, nobody was able to say with certainty whether the Northwest Passage existed or not, which was previously the domain of people like Henry Hudson. Indeed, until the technology existed, nobody could really map the icepack with any decent accuracy.

      We can extract ice cores and easily date the layers.

      The rest of your post is just "it may have happened before" handwaving. Ok, but it hasn't happened in a LONG time, the rate of change is unprecedented, and the possible economical consequences are enormous.

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    6. Re:Language and assumption troubles by zanybrainy941 · · Score: 1

      Until aircraft, nuclear submarines, nuclear icebreakers, and satellites were invented, nobody was able to say with certainty whether the Northwest Passage existed or not"

      I assume you mean other than actually climbing in your boat and sailing it.

    7. Re:Language and assumption troubles by fbonnet · · Score: 1

      "With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature."

      That's because what we call Canada nowadays was located a in tropical area. Ever heard of continental drift? The Arctic ice cap is quite permanent compared to humanity. This becomes more evident every day thanks to our stupidity.

    8. Re:Language and assumption troubles by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      >1. So it happened earlier in recorded human history?
      >2. There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover?
      Haven't you heard of diaries?
      Mar 4th 1437
      Still cold and boring. Caught breakfast. Fish again. Went for a walk to warm up. Noticed a bit of a crack in the ice and followed that for a while. Bumped into a big pole sticking out the ground. WTF? Some gnarly guy nearby said 'That'll be the North one, sonny.' Maybe someone hammered the pole in too hard and it cracked the ice? Walked back home. Fish for supper.

      If that's not evidence, I don't know what is.

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    9. Re:Language and assumption troubles by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Um, Canada probably wasn't in the far north when those fossils died. It's called continental drift.

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    10. Re:Language and assumption troubles by devonbowen · · Score: 3, Informative
      With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      You do realize that continents move around, right? Plate techtonics and all that. Canada, for example, used to be on the equator.

      Devon

    11. Re:Language and assumption troubles by bmo · · Score: 4, Informative

      "We can extract ice cores and easily date the layers."

      No, actually, we can't. You're thinking _ANTARCTIC_ ice layers, not Arctic. Arctic ice is _sea ice_ and as sea ice, it melts and refreezes and it _moves_ all over the damn place.

      Arctic sea ice oscillates twice a day.

      "Contrary to historical observations, sea ice in the high Arctic undergoes very small, back and forth movements twice a day, even in the dead of winter. It was once believed ice deformation at such a scale was almost non-existent."

      http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2004/107.cfm

      And there are larger circulations at work, too.

      http://nsidc.org/seaice/processes/circulation.html

      And ice cores? The ice at the Arctic was 9 feet thick _at its thickest parts_ back in 1958. Just where are you going to get ice cores?

      "http://www.agu.org/sci_soc/prrl/prrl9935.html"

      "the rate of change is unprecedented"

      Prove it. You just pulled that statement _right out of your behind_.

      The rate is unprecedented, because _nobody has measured it before_. We've only been measuring since 1958. We don't know if this is a long term cycle or not. There's _not enough data_. Using your thought process, the "Little Ice Age" was "unprecedented"
        too, and were that happening today, you'd be screaming about how we're all going to die because we'll all freeze to death.

      I stand by my statements, as they're backed up by fact. Your post, however, certainly _is_ handwaving.

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    12. Re:Language and assumption troubles by CSLarsen · · Score: 1
      With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.
      Yep. But depending on the age of the fossils you're mentioning, the climate might simply be a feature of the geographical location of Northen Canada at those times, e.g. it was part of the super continent of Pangaea.
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    13. Re:Language and assumption troubles by bmo · · Score: 1

      "I assume you mean other than actually climbing in your boat and sailing it"

      Have someone blindfold you.

      Have him or her walk you up to an elephant. Touch the elephant. How big is the elephant? Now it is your job to find the elephant's testicles. You have not been told if the elephant is female or not. You may or may not find testicles because you missed them or because the elephant doesn't have any.

      Now you're in your boat. You're looking for the Northwest Passage. You've got the same problem as above, but much, much colder and not quite as fun. Only since the development of such high tech as submarines that can go under the ice pack, and satellites that can fly over, that we could accurately map the ice pack.

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    14. Re:Language and assumption troubles by bmo · · Score: 3, Informative

      "You do realize that continents move around, right? Plate techtonics and all that. Canada, for example, used to be on the equator."

      Funny, not according to _these_ maps...

      http://geology.com/pangea.htm

      Have a nice day. Really.

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    15. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Don_dumb · · Score: 1
      And ice cores? The ice at the Arctic was 9 feet thick _at its thickest parts_ back in 1958. Just where are you going to get ice cores?
      Greenland, where we get them from - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#Geography
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    16. Re:Language and assumption troubles by LarsWestergren · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're thinking _ANTARCTIC_ ice layers, not Arctic. Arctic ice is _sea ice_ and as sea ice, it melts and refreezes and it _moves_ all over the damn place.

      You are right, I was thinking of Antarctic ice, sloppy of me. However, there are other ways. We can for instance find geological evidence from lake bed sediment cores.

      And ice cores? The ice at the Arctic was 9 feet thick _at its thickest parts_ back in 1958. Just where are you going to get ice cores?

      Greenland, for instance. I know they are not the same, but as an indicator of the climate of the area it is an indicator, right?

      We can't prove that cracks that these haven't happened before, I agree, but we can prove with some pretty good evidence that the north pole hasn't gone through this amount of change recently (within a couple of hundred thousand years). Even before this latest evidence came, many scientists were warning that the north pole could disappear completely during northern hemisphere summertime before the end of this century. And this is something that hasn't happened for along time. See for instance polar bears who need sea ice to hunt for seals. They evolved probably around 200 000 years ago.

      Even the Economist, who have been global warming deniers for years recently admitted that global warming was real and was going to have severe environemental and economic impact. You don't find this alarming?

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    17. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might be correct,... and, even, relevant -- how would i know?

      an ac

    18. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 1

      With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      I disagree and refer you to your comment about sweeping statements. I don't think it is "safe" to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature, because it could well encourage complacency among those who wish to ignore the situation. Whether the ice cap is natural or not, its melting is going to cause serious problems.

    19. Re:Language and assumption troubles by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .they are sitting in Murmansk collecting rust.

      Everybody needs a hobby to keep from getting so bored they blow their brains out. I'd imagine that's twice as true in Murmansk, but it does make me wonder -- does Showguard make mounts for rust?

      KFG

    20. Re:Language and assumption troubles by ninewands · · Score: 3, Informative

      Quoth the poster:
      Oh yeah, in geological terms, human history is less than the blink of an eye.

      True.

      With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      Regarding tropical weather in Northern Canada ... think plate tectonics and continental drift ... there used to be tropical weather in what is now northern Ellesmere Island because that patch of land was on the equator in Devonian times. :P

      It would be more accurate to say that ice-free poles are a very transient feature of earth. IIRC, earth's orbit is pretty far out in the sun's liquid water zone and ice ages are more common than warm stages in our climatic history.

    21. Re:Language and assumption troubles by nsbyrer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know that I would consider humankind a "feature". Humankind is more like a virus. It started small, grew quickly and started using all system resources to the point where the system can barely sustain itself. Operations start to slow down to a crawl and weird things start to happen in the system until one day the operator decides it's time to rebuild...

    22. Re:Language and assumption troubles by JaJ_D · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We can extract ice cores and easily date the layers."



      No, actually, we can't. You're thinking _ANTARCTIC_ ice layers, not Arctic. Arctic ice is _sea ice_ and as sea ice, it melts and refreezes and it _moves_ all over the damn place.


      Just to clarify further, since the ice has melted over the passage way it would be damned hard to get an ice core ;-]


      Jaj
    23. Re:Language and assumption troubles by KDan · · Score: 1

      Consider the apalling use of "the shrinkage" in the article (what's wrong with "the shrinking"?), I'm not too surprised that the rest of the article is equally badly worded.

      Daniel

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    24. Re:Language and assumption troubles by rfunches · · Score: 1

      1. So it happened earlier in recorded human history?
      2. There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover?
      3. Until aircraft, nuclear submarines, nuclear icebreakers, and satellites were invented, nobody was able to say with certainty whether the Northwest Passage existed or not, which was previously the domain of people like Henry Hudson. Indeed, until the technology existed, nobody could really map the icepack with any decent accuracy.

      I refer you to these two texts (Neither is an affiliate link, btw). They cover voyages seeking the "Northwest Passage" during the 18th and 19th centuries. We know from recorded documents by the explorers that they were indeed smart enough to follow previous voyages; as they moved into the Arctic ice region, however, those explorers repeatedly found those partially "successful" routes blocked by ice, usually as far as they could see. While a ship today could conceivably break the ice all the way from one end of the ice pack to the other, it would be pointless; the idea of a "Northwest Passage" was a clear trade route to Asia from Europe without going through South America or around Africa. We didn't need technology to figure out that shifting slabs of ice aren't conducive to finding a stable, viable trade route, which also means that mapping the icepack for finding trade routes is just as futile. It wasn't just one or two ships sent to find this passage; nearly two hundred years of voyages and records show that the natural environment at the time did not allow for a "Northwest Passage," with or without technology.

    25. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but we can prove with some pretty good evidence that the north pole hasn't gone through this amount of change recently (within a couple of hundred thousand years).

      How and what proof do you have?

    26. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I stand by my statements, as they're backed up by fact. Your post, however, certainly _is_ handwaving.
      Fact or no Fact : /me handwaves - the five knuckle shuffle variety at the troll...
    27. Re:Language and assumption troubles by jgrete · · Score: 1

      I think it's safe to say that humankind isn't a feature at all.

    28. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that Greenland is surrounded (mostly) by the sea ice, you could expect that the ice on greenland would also be the same ice as forms on the ocean around it.

      Therefore, the Greenland ice is a collected works of North Polar ice formation.

      So why is it a bad analogue for the sea ice?

    29. Re:Language and assumption troubles by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've read all week. I'd mod you up if I had points. Thanks for making my day.

    30. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Great, we're killing our host. Why couldn't we have waited until we'd spread our infection to a new planet?

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    31. Re:Language and assumption troubles by labyrinth · · Score: 1

      >> Just to clarify further, since the ice has melted over the passage way it would be damned hard to get an ice core ;-]

      Well, we could take a water core and freeze it...

    32. Re:Language and assumption troubles by thelost · · Score: 1

      hopefully adding more crinkles around norway.

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    33. Re:Language and assumption troubles by MonkWB · · Score: 1

      nooooo, BEFORE that silly.

    34. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Tsagadai · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a feature from a microsoft point of view.

    35. Re:Language and assumption troubles by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, in geological terms, human history is less than the blink of an eye.

      Let's not exaggerate our unimportance; If you take that to mean 'a blink of an eye relative to the existence of your eye', there are about 25 billion 0.1s 'blinks of an eye' possible in an average lifetime (78*365*24*3600*10), but only
      about a million written human histories in the history of the earth.

      So calling human history less than a blink of an eye seems to underestimate its importance by a factor of 25000
      (making it a mere 0.00000000004 instead of a whopping 0.000001).

    36. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      My favorite part of the original post was this
      European scientists indicated their shock as they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole
      Obviously European scientists don't read slashdot.
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    37. Re:Language and assumption troubles by radtea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can't prove that cracks that these haven't happened before, I agree, but we can prove with some pretty good evidence that the north pole hasn't gone through this amount of change recently (within a couple of hundred thousand years)

      The very references you point to suggest otherwise. There is evidence from Greenland ice cores that the Earth went through periods considerably warmer than recent history in the past 10,000 years. There is also pollen data (google "paleolimnology" for references). These events occured within the past few hundred thousand years.

      The claim that there is anything particularly "unprecedented" about current climate variability, including it's rapidity and it's affect on the Arctic, is simply marketing. The Earth's climate has always been highly variable, responding to a variety of external influences and internal changes, such as the current spike in atmospheric CO2 levels due to human industrial activity.

      The consequences of climate variability, such as species extinction (but not apparently polar bears, thankfully, as they have survived through the warmer periods of the past) and the destruction of human societies--such as the Viking settlements in Greenland and North America--are also quite well known.

      The problem with "news" is that it has to appear "new". Humans are attracted by novelty and most humans are cowards, so we are particulary attracted by novel threats. Ergo, even scientists (and certainly universities and research institutes that have an eye on public funding) put the most novel spin possible on every result.

      Some people argue that we must lie this way to get attention paid to global climate change and our contribution to it. This is a mistake. A society that needs to believe falsehoods on the order of "nothing like this has ever happened before OMG it's new and scary" before it is willing to change does not deserve to survive.

      In the same way that hostility from irrational, truth-hating creationists stifled healthy debate within the evolutionary community for many years, it is possible that irrational, truth-hating climate-change-deniers will cripple debate within the climatological community. That would be a shame, because it is only science that is going to get us out of this mess. And interestingly, creationists and climate-change-deniers have some remarkable similarities in their beliefs: they both believe that the Earth is far more stable than it actually is, and they both have blind faith in humanity's special place in it, as if we are immune to the forces of nature that we have helped unleash around us.

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    38. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      "we can prove with some pretty good evidence that the north pole hasn't gone through this amount of change recently (within a couple of hundred thousand years)"

      Who's "we?" Do you have a link to any of this evidence? I ask, because many sources indicate that global average temperatures have been a lot higher than they are now [link] [link] many times during the past "couple of hundred thousand years." It seems odd that during none of these warmer periods there would be less ice, but due to varying weather patterns it's possible.

      But if the whole point is to say that this is an unprecedented period of global high temperatures in recorded human history, it's not. Depending on the source, the medieval warm period was a little warmer or about the same temperature. It looks like we will move into the warmest period in recorded human history in the next 10-20 years, but we're not there yet.

      Do you even read the links you include? From your own link:
      "The goal was to recover ice frozen 120,000 years ago, from before the last major ice age, when the world was warmer than it is today." How's that a good link to support your post saying
      "the north pole hasn't gone through this amount of change recently (within a couple of hundred thousand years)"
      The whole point of their research was to look at times within the last 200,000 years when the north pole was going through similarly dramatic climate change.

      "admitted that global warming was real and was going to have severe environemental and economic impact. You don't find this alarming?"

      You've now moved completely off-topic, and equated yourself with those global-warming advocates who think that anyone who believes any climate research that doesn't make this period of global warming look more devastating and unprecedented is some anti-global-warming conspiracy theorist. Nothing in BMO's parent or grandparent to your post denied any aspect of the modern theory of industrial global warming due to greenhouse gas emissions. He just pointed out some things, like that this Slashdot article makes unverifiable and unlikely claims, like that this arctic ice melt has never happened before during "most of recorded human history." It should have said "in recorded arctic history," which is only about 50 years old, if that, and means nothing on a geological scale. Equating pointing out errors like this to not finding global warming alarming is zealot-speak.

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    39. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> not quite as fun

      Not as fun as groping for elephant balls? I find that difficult to believe.

    40. Re:Language and assumption troubles by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      Those fossils are from a time recent enough that Canada would not be that far away from where it is now.

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    41. Re:Language and assumption troubles by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> the possible economical consequences are enormous.

      Is that all about this article that stood out to you? The impact on the economy? It's thinking like yours that got us in this mess in the first place and is allowing it to get worse every day.

    42. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered where those weird continent names come from. Pangaea I get, but Laurasia? Gondwanaland? Come on. Gondwana doesn't sound like a good Western Latinate name at all. Hi, my name is Gondwana, and this is my land. My sister Laura lives up north a bit.

      I guess what I'm saying is, you don't know those maps are correct at all. How can you be sure they looked like that when those so-called continents have such obviously made-up names?

      Besides, there's no way something as complex and perfectly suited to our needs as our current 7 continents could have come about by chance or evolution. They must have been intelligently designed this way.

    43. Re:Language and assumption troubles by rbanffy · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, in geological terms, human history is less than the blink of an eye. With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      You do realise that man itself may be a temporary feature unless we are a little more careful.

    44. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Kismet · · Score: 1

      With fossils unearthed recently showing _tropical_ weather in Northern Canada, I think it's safe to say that the Arctic ice cap is a temporary feature.

      Northern Canada once had a tropical climate because it used to be much further south than it is currently. It turns out that there is quite a lot of really good evidence indicating that continents haven't always been where they are today. Unfortunately, tropical Canada is much better explained by Plate Tectonics than by theories of past climate changes.

    45. Re:Language and assumption troubles by geekoid · · Score: 1

      First off, there are many valid techniques for determining the age of the ice packs.
      Because you seems either slow, or stupid I'll repeat that a different way.

      The technology exists now to determine how old the is pack are.

      No, they haven't been there forever, yes they have been there longer then the history of man as we know it.

      When it was tropical in Canada, the world wasn't hospitible for us.

      This is all moot. GLobal Warming is happening, there is only two things we can do:
      1) Put up a then yellow plastic shield between un and the sun, or
      2) Begining preparing for the changes that are happening. Agriculture changes, cancer rates increasing, coastal changes, etc.

      Well, I guess there is a third
      3) do nothing and hope it can be sorted out later...this seems the most probably.

      Finally I would like to point out that when ther climate changes, there is no rule it needs to be habitable to us.

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    46. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to answer one of the questions, those warmer periods pretty much always tend to be directly at the end of an ice age, when there is still massive amounts of land ice available that needs melting down first. (ie the ice caps on North America and Europe) By the time those are gone the warmest period of time tends to be over and the system is heading back to the next ice age. Basically having a heat spike now is inconsistent with the data and somewhat worrisome there the buffers have been worn down already.

    47. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      Best. Post. Ever.

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    48. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's nothing else for us but to live and to die; If there no higher morality, then it really doesn't matter anyway.

    49. Re:Language and assumption troubles by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You do realize Pangea wasn't the only supercontinent, right? If you look at that page you reference, you'll see that it happened "only" 225 million years ago. However, the Earth existed for about 4 billion years before that, which means that supercontinents have formed and broken up many times over the history of the Earth.

      If you think about it, it's likely that every point on the Earth was at the equator at some point.

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    50. Re:Language and assumption troubles by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      And ruin Slartibartfast's greatest acheivement!?

    51. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      I think it's safe to say that humankind is a temporary feature.

      It's a bug, not a feature.
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    52. Re:Language and assumption troubles by uufnord · · Score: 1
      "the rate of change is unprecedented"

      Prove it. You just pulled that statement _right out of your behind_.

      The rate is unprecedented, because _nobody has measured it before_. We've only been measuring since 1958.

      So, um, you AGREE that the rate of change is unprecedented? But you sound like one of those talking head shills for the oil companies. Yet, you AGREE that the rate is unprecedented. I mean, WTF?

      On the one hand, you're casting accusations that explicitly state that the phrase "the rate of change is unprecedented" was pulled out of the OP's ass, and also imply that the OP is incorrect. Then you go on to agree with OP that the rate is unprecedented, which goes against the implication that the OP was incorrect. That's your first contradiction.

      Then you suggest a reason that the statement is correct, and you attempt to emphasize that reason by underlining it (sort of, as I understand it). That reason was "nobody has measured it before." The _very_next_sentence_ that you write claims "we've only been measuring since 1958", which means to me that you believe that we HAVE measured it before, and we've been doing so since 1958. What the FUCK? How the...? Dude, don't you read what you post?

      I stand by my statements, as they're backed up by fact.

      You seem to be really good at collecting data, but god-awful at actually interpreting it.

      This is what you said: "You just pulled that statement _right out of your behind_." You are now claiming that this statement is a fact. Jesus fucking god, man. It's pretty clear to me that you don't mean that statement literally. I'd call that statement an attempt at an insult, and a piss poor attempt at an insult to boot. You can't even say the word "ass" directly, you've got to mellow it down with the more politically-correct word, "behind".

      Here's some opinions for you:
      * I think that most people wouldn't call insults "facts."
      * I think that most people wouldn't call contradiction after contradiction "fact".

      Here's a fact for you:
      * You're a shit-fucking fuck-nut.

      Ok, it's not a fact. I lied. Now here's an imperative:
      * Go fuck yourself.

    53. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Please. Short of a MAJOR asteroid strike or something similar, I think we're more than smart enough, as a species, to cope with pretty much any environmental change as long as it gave us a century or so of slow change in which to adapt.

      I hate statements like this because they assume that people are too stupid to figure out how to survive when the temperature falls.

    54. Re:Language and assumption troubles by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Humankind is more like a virus. It started small, grew quickly and started using all system resources to the point where the system can barely sustain itself.
      But this is exactly what every species does, given the opportunity. Why should we be any different?

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    55. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think it's safe to say that humankind is a temporary feature."

      Well, it outlived mankind.

    56. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The claim that there is anything particularly "unprecedented" about current climate variability, including it's rapidity and it's affect on the Arctic, is simply marketing.

      Really! So you have data demonstrating an equivalently rapid upswing in global temperature? At some time in the past? I ask because, while I agree that the global temperature is, by itself, not unprecedented, my understand is that it's the rate of change that's so troubling. If you have evidence indicating this is, in fact, perfectly normal, by all means, share it!

    57. Re:Language and assumption troubles by elsilver · · Score: 1

      Isn't Slashdot wonderful?

      How many people read that and said "Hmmm, Interesting. Learn something every day."? How many people read that and said "What's the poster been smoking?"

      Personally, I did both (and I still have no idea whether the poster is full of it or not). Isn't it interesting to see what we accept as fact? Dress up the most ridiculous sounding claims with an authoratitive voice, and suddenly it's no one stops to ask if it's true or not. What makes us accept some statements and reject others? I have no knowledge of the parent poster, or about circumpolar shipping, and thus no way of evaluating the claims. How do we evaluate some posters or websites as more trustworthy than others?

      Actually, doing some research I've now figured out that not only are the nuclear river icebreakers sitting in Murmansk collecting rust, but I understand they are full of WMDs too.

      What? Don't beleive me? Why not?

      E.

    58. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the same way that hostility from irrational, truth-hating creationists stifled healthy debate within the evolutionary community for many years, it is possible that irrational, truth-hating climate-change-deniers will cripple debate within the climatological community. That would be a shame, because it is only science that is going to get us out of this mess. And interestingly, creationists and climate-change-deniers have some remarkable similarities in their beliefs: they both believe that the Earth is far more stable than it actually is, and they both have blind faith in humanity's special place in it, as if we are immune to the forces of nature that we have helped unleash around us.

      I sorry gentemen, but this argument has degenerated into reasoned discussion. Can't one of you accuse other others of being something or other to get the flaming back on track?

    59. Re:Language and assumption troubles by scotch · · Score: 1

      I love responses such as your to global warming (right or wrong) that completely miss the point. Keep up the good work!!

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    60. Re:Language and assumption troubles by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Maybe because we are different? As food supply and habitat improves, the birth rate of humans decreases, which is the opposite of that of all other animals. We currently have negative birth rates in almost all developed countries now, which are sustaining their population levels only through immigration.

    61. Re:Language and assumption troubles by angrytuna · · Score: 1
      You just reminded me of one of my favorite George Carlin bits.

      The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?" Plastic...asshole.

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    62. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Even the Economist, who have been global warming deniers for years recently admitted that global warming was real and was going to have severe environemental and economic impact. You don't find this alarming?

      Yes, he probably does find it alarming that the economist did that. Chuckle.

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    63. Re:Language and assumption troubles by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard of diaries?

      Huh?

      Mar 4th 1437
      Still cold and boring. Caught breakfast. Fish again. Went for a walk to warm up. Noticed a bit of a crack in the ice and followed that for a while. Bumped into a big pole sticking out the ground. WTF? Some gnarly guy nearby said 'That'll be the North one, sonny.' Maybe someone hammered the pole in too hard and it cracked the ice? Walked back home. Fish for supper.


      Oh, a blog. Why didn't you just say blog?

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  10. action please by polar+red · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now Shut up about it not being our fault or it being some peiodical sun-peak-activity-stuff, and quit stalling ... We need a fundamental change in how humanity does things. It also doesn't hurt our economics, that's bullcr*p from the current batch of men in (economic+political) power.

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    1. Re:action please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly: a discovery that provides real evidence of global warming, and what's the first thing "they" worry about? Who will control it... sigh.

    2. Re:action please by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The poles have been ice free many times in geological history. Why does it instantly become 'our fault' just because its happening now?

    3. Re:action please by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even matter whether it is our fault or not.
      Climate is changing and we need to adapt.

    4. Re:action please by mapkinase · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, the way we should adapt is directly dependent on why it is changing. There is no clear scientific proof of to what extent humans are responsible for this and to what extent complete removal of any human CO2 emission could change the situation. I saw the Inconbenient Truth - there were not a single word about to what extent we are responsible for current global warming.

      Another thing that follows from the same Gore movie is that current global warming is in line with periodical "ice age" style variations of global temperature.

      All you need, you alarmists, is to watch the same Gore movie, in particular the scientific evidence he presenting not some "global warming for dummies" style illustritions.

      It is not about warming or not. It is about (a) how much warmer (b) how much are we contributing to this.

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    5. Re:action please by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      The environmentalists have had a steady theory - "carbon emissions are causing climate change".

      While those in denial are changing positions all the time in order to avoid admitting those pesky environmentalists probably indeed are right.

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    6. Re:action please by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's happening many times faster than it ever has. And it's happening where it hasn't before.

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    7. Re:action please by QuantumFTL · · Score: 0

      Maybe when Global Warming actually does become a global catastrophe, it will be just the impotace we need to stop bickering over territory and religion, and work together as a species.

      We probably won't, but hey, I can dream...

    8. Re:action please by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be honest, human's have a strong tendancy to believe that they are the center of the Universe, and everything that takes place somehow is because we are here (since the collective "we" are _so_ special).

      So by saying that _we_ are the cause of, and potentially can provide the solution to, the environmental changes on this planet, humans put themselves once again in the middle of things.

      Could humans be contributing to the warming of the Earth? Sure, I'll buy that. Could it be in conjuction with a natural cycle in preperation of another ice age? Perhaps. I just don't think that pointing the finger at ourselves solves anything. I think it makes folks feel better when they can blame someone. If it's too late, it's too late and there is no value with placing blame. The system you are using to view /. and post on here wasn't created without any CO2 being put into the ecosystem.

      As soon as the Yellowstone Caldera erupts, you'll get all the ice back along with other results (human, plant, animal losses). So the Earth will take care of itself. Call it a self-cleaning system. Then the humans that remain, can rebuild and be a little more wise when doing so. But I doubt it.

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    9. Re:action please by Detritus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's paint the environmentalists white, increasing the albedo of the planet.

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    10. Re:action please by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      ... We need a fundamental change in how humanity does things.
      My money's on the genetically engineered gills. More likely than many of the other schemes anyway.
    11. Re:action please by kfg · · Score: 1

      Why does it instantly become 'our fault' just because its happening now?

      Because now there are people suffering under the delusion that humanity has the power to hold the climate stable.

      KFG

    12. Re:action please by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      What is the mechanism for global warming? Is it, as the orthodoxy suggests, a phenomenon that is mainly attributable to carbon dioxide increases? Or are we overstating the CO2 component, and ignoring other human causes for global warming, as Dr. Roger Pielke, among others, believes? If it's the latter, then would any policy that concentrates on limiting CO2 be effective in stopping or reversing global warming? Are there other policies that might as or more effective than CO2 reductions? If so, would costs and inconveniences of those policies be more or less than CO2 reduction?

      How much of the warming is natural, and how much is man-made? Is this round of global warming qualitatively different than past episodes, or has man's activity kick-started a pre-existing, natural phenomenon? Obviously, the earth's climate has been both much hotter and much cooler in the past, so there are natural mechanisms that occur irrespective of the human contribution. How significant is the human contribution to global warming. Is it 20%? 50% 75%?

      What if the mechanism is 80% natural, and 20% man-made? Can we reverse the natural component at all? If not, will addressing the human component stop global warming, or merely delay its effects? Again, if the latter, then would our money be better spent on combating global warming itself, or on policies designed to ameliorate the effects?

      And while we're talking about other nature, what natural mechanism exist that might combat global warming naturally? Will increased instability in the weather, or an increase in the rate of water evaporation as the poles melt, cause more cloud cover, increasing the earth's albedo, and reflecting heat back into space? Will increases in CO2 spur a massive increase in plant growth, which might retard the effect of CO2 by replacing it with oxygen? What were the natural mechanisms that kicked off the various ice ages? What ended them? Can we expect any of those mechanism to come into play? If so, when and why? If not, why?

      When will global warming stop? Will it ever stop (we'd better hope so)? If it will stop, how much warming can we expect? This is where the problems with predictive models come in. If our predictive models aren't reliable, i.e., they don't enable us to predict, with a degree of reliability of, say 80%, how can we answer any of these questions? If the predictive models overstate the extent of the warming, then how do we know we're spending the money to combat it wisely? Presumably, there is a cost difference between moving New York City to Omaha, and building a seawall around Manhattan. Before we make that decision, it might be useful to know if the seawall is a workable solution. It might be helpful to know when the seawall--or the move to Omaha--has to be completed. If global warming can't be stopped, then should we spend trillions in a useless attempt at CO2 abatement, or spend it to build colonies on the Moon and Mars, before the planet is turned into a second Venus?

      If we don't know the answers to the questions above, then what policy or policies do we even implement? What, exactly, do we have to do to combat global warming? What, precisely, do we have to do if we choose ameliorative policies? If we don't know the answers to the above questions, we don't really know what policy set to follow. If we don't know the policy sets, then we can't really calculate their costs.

      Speaking of which, assuming we can get to a clear understanding of the specific policies required, what is the cost, in lives and treasure, of doing nothing? What is the cost of a full-scale "War on Global Warming"? What is the cost of simply ameliorating the effects?

      The Global Warming Orthodoxy makes it sound so simple. It's all that nasty CO2, and if we just stop producing it, everything will be fine. Let's say that's true. How much will it cost to follow that policy? How many people will die because of the restrictions of technology and industrialization that such a solution implies? How many people can expect

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    13. Re:action please by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      There is no clear scientific proof of to what extent humans are responsible for this and to what extent complete removal of any human CO2 emission could change the situation

      What is certain, is that by emmiting CO2, we're not helping. That we pretty much know.

    14. Re:action please by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even matter whether it is our fault or not.
      Climate is changing and we need to adapt.


      Amen.

      I'd love to see a politician stand up for projects that allow us to cope with or adapt to global temperature changes.

      Kyoto is a perfect example: it takes care of just a fraction of man-made's alleged part in global warming. A hundred Kyotos and (my) the Netherlands would still flood. If the allegations are of and indeed we play a smaller part than the alarmists think we do, not even a million Kyotos would save us. Better dikes would, however.

    15. Re:action please by polar+red · · Score: 1
      • acting on CO2 alone is not the whole story. In fact, if you listen to the 'greens', you see a constant 'be carefull with our planet'. That isn't too hard to understand is it ? more recycling, using less energy, less polution, taking care of our forests, ...
      • Yes, there have be climate changes in the past, but they were never that sudden !
      • You ask how many deaths a CO2 pollicy would cost ? How much would it cost if we don't act ? A lot more.
      I say a green economic is beneficial for everyone (except the now economic superpowers)
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    16. Re:action please by rjstanford · · Score: 1
      Well, the way we should adapt is directly dependent on why it is changing. There is no clear scientific proof of to what extent humans are responsible for this and to what extent complete removal of any human CO2 emission could change the situation. I saw the Inconbenient Truth - there were not a single word about to what extent we are responsible for current global warming.

      Er, so what? I mean, let's say that we agree that global warming is happening. Now let's say that we agree that a lot of its effects are going to be bad for us, or at least annoying as all hell.

      Who cares if we're chiefly responsible? I mean, isn't it worth trying to cut down on our emissions to reduce the rate of global warming purely from a self-interest standpoint?
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    17. Re:action please by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Not enough to justify severe economic measures.

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    18. Re:action please by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Note that drastically reducing our oil consumption will also remove the outrageous amount of money the middle-east dictatorships are making on our back. This might solve more than the mere global warming issue.

    19. Re:action please by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      That was my feeling exactly, as I live in The Netherlands as well.
      About time we start considering weird ideas like raising our land by injecting acid into the lime bedrock:
      http://www.iht.com/articles/1993/01/12/dike.php
      (It's from 1993... Why don't we follow up on these kind of things? It would even solve a chemical waste problem.)

    20. Re:action please by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      I would think that with the peak oil production point possibly having been reached, humanities polluting days are numbered anyway, global warming or not.

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    21. Re:action please by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Because if cutting down CO2 emissions will have little effect on global climate, then it is not worth doing it.

      What is worse doing is to economize on the fossil fuel. But that is a different story. Talk to Cheney.

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    22. Re:action please by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The speed at which it's happening.

      There are 380 per million parts of carbon in the air. Thats the highest found in the last 800,000 years.
      The next highest was 300 million.
      Everytime more data is found, it points a fingure at us.
      It's not a nice fingure.

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    23. Re:action please by polar+red · · Score: 1

      10% flamebait, 30%overrated, 50% insightful is flamebait ???? Can anyone explain this ? and 10+30+50 is NOT 100 ...

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  11. Where are the sat images? by phatvw · · Score: 4, Informative

    I did a Google search for other articles on this topic, and nobody has the actual satellite images, just a bunch of lame pictures of *small* icebergs from 2003? I can just see all the Al Gore propaganda jokes tomorrow...

    But seriously if you're going to write an article at least post the images. Even Discovery Channel didn't have a good image and they are usually all about the pictures!

    1. Re:Where are the sat images? by teridon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I did a Google search[...]
      Just goes to show you that Google is not a crutch for normal brain function. ;-) The article with pictures is linked right from ESA's main page.

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    2. Re:Where are the sat images? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most amazing thing is not the ice, but the fact that two landmasses have appeared north of Canada sometime between 2005 and 2006.

      2005 vs. 2006

    3. Re:Where are the sat images? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      After looking at the pics, I'm wondering if the pink area is actually that much smaller in the "after" photo. It looks more like it's just a different shape.

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  12. There goes Santa Claus by ultracool · · Score: 1

    And in other news, Santa's workshop is nowhere to be found.

    1. Re:There goes Santa Claus by JohnSearle · · Score: 5, Funny

      And in other news, Santa's workshop is nowhere to be found.

      Yeah. I read somewhere that he was bought out by Wallmart, and then dismantled.

      - John

  13. Pictures? by TangoCharlie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I followed the link to TFA, and was expecting to see the very satalite images which have shocked the scientists... but no. WTF?

    If the scientists want us to believe that the polar ice caps are melting, then we (the public) are going to want to see pictures.

    Sorry, without pictures, I don't believe it. Anyway, I've got to go now, because I've got to pick up my kids from school in my SUV.

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    1. Re:Pictures? by Grevling · · Score: 5, Informative
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    2. Re:Pictures? by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      Cheers!

      Shit!! Better get myself a Prius then?!

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    3. Re:Pictures? by Inverted+Intellect · · Score: 1
      Mark Drinkwater of ESA's Oceans/Ice Unit...
      He marks water... geddit? geddit? See, it's frozen, and... *ducks*
    4. Re:Pictures? by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Nice satellite pictures.

      I found a very up close picture taken from a US spy satellite

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    5. Re:Pictures? by Nomad37 · · Score: 1

      these "pictures" have clearly been photoshopped. The article states that ice is *white* and the pictures are all rainbow coloured. Nice try Government.

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  14. The implications... by telchine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how long it'll be before capitalistic-minded individuals realise the substantial implications of this; they can make money selling boat cruises to the North Pole!

    1. Re:The implications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't attempt it. Haven't you read the parts of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea toward the end? What if it periodically refreezes as winter approaches, causing them to be trapped beneath the ice?

    2. Re:The implications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real struggle will be for the oil and natural resources previously buried underneath perenial ice cover.

    3. Re:The implications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Longer than it takes a /. thread about geology to turn into a political flamewar.

      BTW, you thought of it first. Does that make you evil, too?

    4. Re:The implications... by deKernel · · Score: 0

      Gee because you Communists are just such enviromentalists like Russia, China and Cuba.....oh wait.

    5. Re:The implications... by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The bigger struggle will be for control of trade routes. Countries with the north-most land are claiming ownership of the new open water. Control of trade routes has always been a major factor in economies. Ownership of the north waters will provide a huge amount of economic and political power to a few countries.

    6. Re:The implications... by Aqualung812 · · Score: 5, Funny

      YEA! Now we can burn MORE oil, and that will melt MORE ice, letting us get to MORE OIL!!! WHOOOHOOOO!

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    7. Re:The implications... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      I wonder how long it'll be before capitalistic-minded individuals realise the substantial implications of this; they can make money selling boat cruises to the North Pole!
      They already do for some time, the difference is you don't need icebreakers anymore.
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    8. Re:The implications... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Of course. What kind of communist government leaves their citizens with enough money to make a boat trip to the north pole?

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    9. Re:The implications... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 4, Informative
      And by this logic there is nothing under the surface of the Gulf of Mexico but sea water.

      So all those oil rigs out there are performing alchemy...water to black gold?

      Do you also suppose that the oil reserves under ANWR stop at the beach? The inhibitor of offshore drilling in the arctic is sea ice. This is the point of the parent post.

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    10. Re:The implications... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      My guess was that he was saying that we were going to burn more oil running all the ships through the area.

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    11. Re:The implications... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 3, Informative

      I suspect it isn't a sign of anything human myself, or any of the "global warming" stuff. According to the Wikipedia article on the Northwest Passage, this was probably an open passage back around AD 1,000 through AD 1,200. Vikings may have crossed it. So all that is really happening is that we are finally fulling coming out of the Little Ice Age.

    12. Re:The implications... by Xybot · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry to much about it. The gigatonnes of trapped methane hydrate deposits will soon erupt all by themselves, once the permafrost cap melts.

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    13. Re:The implications... by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "Ownership of the north waters will provide a huge amount of economic and political power to a few countries."

      Yeah, no. I believe most of the Arctic Ocean is international waters. There is no control of trade routes in international waters---hasn't been for decades.

      What I like is the statement "for most of recorded history." I mean, how many Babylonian sailors attempted to access the North Pole?

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    14. Re:The implications... by frankenheinz · · Score: 0

      Trade passages . . . new oil . . . maybe some of the reasons why the Powers That Be are all for global warming.

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    15. Re:The implications... by sbeener · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm missing exactly what you're referring to, but those articles appear to be talking about the Northwest Passage, which is *not* a direct path to the North Pole, it just skirts around the north coast of mainland Canada.

      Having an ice-free path the extends as north as north can be, ie. the North Pole, is a very different issue which may well have something to do with this '"global warming" stuff'.

    16. Re:The implications... by drDugan · · Score: 1

      hmmm, there is an intersting thought: what if we unleashes a cascade/chain reaction that dumps a huge amount of methane into the atmosphere? Most would float away eventually, but short term it would make a shitload of CO2 (and water) in the troposphere and potentially slant the atmosphere to a higher CO2 level. More CO2, higher temps, more methane release.

      Sure would suck to be an oxygen breather then!

      We truly have amused ourselves to death.

    17. Re:The implications... by drDugan · · Score: 1

      real "commun"al living will only work when there is no property, and no money.

    18. Re:The implications... by marklark · · Score: 1

      The Danish are currently trying to map the extent of the Earth's crust that Greenland sits on to establish their claim on the North Pole.

      (Are they really one of the great political, economic, or capatilistic powers?)

      I think that its just the nature of the game for nations to exploit the implications of their realm.

      I'm all for it, though I think that we (USA) could get by without being hurt by trading them use of the North Pole passage for the use of the Bering Strait passage (at least our side of it).

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    19. Re:The implications... by marklark · · Score: 1

      And he would be wrong.

      The idea is: use the North Pole passage because it is shorter and will save money .

    20. Re:The implications... by flyneye · · Score: 0

      You may very well be right.
      Personally though,in an election year,You just can't trust 99.9% of anything in the media.
      You may notice by the mod score of the parent,Media drones and their zombies can't stand being exposed.
      My politics of cynical exposure and shouting the truth have kept my karma bad for more than a year now.
      You can tell when a liberal element has assumed power;freeflow and discussion of alternative ideas are censored and quashed.
      Just like in college or what passes for them now.Facts and ideas are exchanged for catering to special interests,namely politics of those in power.
      Guess that leaves Universities as the largest political commercial you will spend thou$ands to see.suckers!
      unfortunatly Slashdot is less and less useful as news for nerds and more useful as a soapbox for envirodrones.

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    21. Re:The implications... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I suspect it isn't a sign of anything human myself, or any of the "global warming" stuff.

      Well, it wouldn't surprise me if the planet is getting a little warmer -- ie gobal warming -- but it would surprise me if humans had anything to do with it. Of course as you imply by your quotes, "global warming" has become a catch-phrase for "global warming due to the greenhouse effect of anthropogenic carbon dioxide from burning fossil fuels", and thus makes nice shorthand for the demagogs, since "global warming" is a lot harder to argue with than the longer phrase which can be knocked down on any of four points.

      all that is really happening is that we are finally fulling coming out of the Little Ice Age.

      Indeed. Which could well be due to the Sun increasing its output by about 0.05%, or any number of other reasons that humans have nothing to do with and frankly, aren't in much of a position to do anything about yet. We already know that the Sun is a slightly variable star, as witness sunspot cycles.

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    22. Re:The implications... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Drinkwater added: "If this anomaly continues, the Northeast Passage, or 'Northern Sea Route' between Europe and Asia will be open over longer intervals of time, and it is conceivable we might see attempts at sailing around the world directly across the summer Arctic Ocean within the next 10 to 20 years."

      They don't mean that there isn't ice at the actual geographic north pole, but rather that a nortwest passage seems to be reopening.

    23. Re:The implications... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      I have no trouble believe that global warming may be happening. I do have doubts that "Global Warming" (TM) is actually happening, i.e., SUVs = death.

    24. Re:The implications... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Nicely put.

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    25. Re:The implications... by Xybot · · Score: 1

      In Siberia the Methane Hydrate deposits are largely capped by permafrost. This is not the case in the Gulf Of Mexico, nor in ANWR. Your analogy does not hold true, though it is certainly anal. The point of my post is that another inhibitor of offshore drilling in the Arctic Circle is the existance of unstable Methane Hydrate deposits.

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    26. Re:The implications... by Xybot · · Score: 1

      Methane, itself, is a much more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. If these Hydrate deposits are released we'll see the mother of all positive feedback cycles.

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  15. Similar to what was seen in 2000 by De_Boswachter · · Score: 2, Informative

    An ice breaker fount its way to the North Pole in 2000. There was no ice on the spot at that time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/888235.stm

    1. Re:Similar to what was seen in 2000 by telchine · · Score: 1

      > An ice breaker fount its way to the North Pole in 2000. There was no ice on the spot at that time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/888235.stm

      So let's get this straight... An Ice Breaker was sent to the North Pole a few years ago and now we discover there's a break in the ice leading to the North Pole? Coincidence?

    2. Re:Similar to what was seen in 2000 by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      And they try blaming global warming. Pfaw.

  16. What this article didn't mention.... by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

    Is that this will probably further endanger native wildlife such as polar bears which have been drowning due to lack of ice.

  17. Polemic by ian_mackereth · · Score: 5, Funny
    We'll know that global warming has really taken hold when there's a clear-water path to the South Pole!

    1. Re:Polemic by mardin · · Score: 1

      That would be really impressive, that would mean that not only the ice but also the rocks/soil in the whole continent would have melted.

    2. Re:Polemic by Krupuk · · Score: 1

      Or a rise of the sea levels?

    3. Re:Polemic by nfarrell · · Score: 1

      Never mind the fact that, unlike the North Pole, the South Pole is on land!

    4. Re:Polemic by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

      Assuming that you, too, are on land, you'll find his joke directly overhead.

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    5. Re:Polemic by nfarrell · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid all this wit is over my head.

      (If only I could mod my own comments down....)

    6. Re:Polemic by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Bah. I'm waiting to kayak Everest.

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  18. poor Buddy by not+a+cylon · · Score: 1

    OK, so who volunteers to break the news to Buddy the elf that he won't be able to walk back home?

    (I like to whisper too.)

  19. Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by darkonc · · Score: 2, Informative
    One of the strangest anomalys of Global warming is that Europe's warm 'Mediterranean' climate is a result of the Gulf Stream, and the position of the Gulf Stream is a side effect of fresh water flows off of the arctic ice cap. If the arctic ice cap continues to shrink, the Gulf Stream could disapper, and so...
    Global Warming could cause Europe to freeze over.

    Say goodbye to warm Riviera Summers.

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    1. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so much the mediterranen sea, it would be UK and the northern regions to be affected the most. Anyway No worry, Most brits have bought already plenty of houses in Marbella with the excuse of playing golf......

    2. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't forget the massive tornadoes of super-cool air being pulled down from space causing helicopters to instantly freeze over and fall from the sky. It's only a matter of days before we all freeze to death because of global warming god damnit! We need to fundamentally change the way humans do things NOW, not tomorrow. Turn off all your electronic stuff immediately and don't use any fuel!

    3. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by big+ben+bullet · · Score: 1

      "Don't forget the massive tornadoes of super-cool air being pulled down from space causing helicopters to instantly freeze over and fall from the sky. It's only a matter of days before we all freeze to death because of global warming god damnit! We need to fundamentally change the way humans do things NOW, not tomorrow. Turn off all your electronic stuff immediately and don't use any fuel!"

      you're not going to be one of those 'i told you so'-nitwits when the time has come now are you?

    4. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by cruachan · · Score: 1

      It's by no means certain that if the NAD did stop they'd be that much on a effect in northern europe. It's been received wisdom for decades that northern europe is kept warm by the NAD, but a few years ago there was a report came out from a group that actually checked that and found that about 10% of the additional warmth of Europe came from the NAD, with the vast majority being delivered by the path of air currents deflected by the Rockies.

      See this...

      Richard A. Kerr "EUROPEAN CLIMATE:
      Mild Winters Mostly Hot Air, Not Gulf Stream"
      Science 27 September 2002 297: 2202
      [DOI: 10.1126/science.297.5590.2202] (in News Focus)
      The Gulf Stream does little to moderate European winters, it
      turns out, and the atmosphere plays a bigger role in climate
      change than once thought. The new analysis, to appear in
      next month's Quarterly Journal of the Royal Meteorological
      Society, will no doubt stoke the debate over the relative role
      of the Gulf Stream and the tropics in climate change
      http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/reprint/297/5590/220 2.pdf

    5. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by Alioth · · Score: 3, Informative

      Models run by the Met. Office show that the expected weakening in thermohaline circulation will be more than offset by the increased global temperature, making northern Europe slightly warmer at least over the next hundred or so years.

    6. Re:Hell won't freeze over, but Europe might. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest problems I had with that movie was how you could convince the low density air in the upper troposhere to get "sucked down" into the quite dense lower troposhere. And of course, even if you could do that, at the pressures found near the surface of the Earth the air from higher would heat up tremendously (pv=nrt).

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  20. Shock, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    European scientists indicated their shock as they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole, something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history.

    While it's definitely news, I don't know why these scientists are so shocked. We've known about global warming for a long time now. Isn't this an expected development?

    The idea of circumnavigating the north pole for sport is an interesting one. Of course, if we include submarine travel, it's been done for military purposes for quite some time.

  21. One guy who knows? by tryfan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (owner of the British soccer champions Chelsea, among a lot of other things) started his Chukotka project, on the inlet to Bering's Strait, there was some speculation on whether he knew someting that others didn't.
    Maybe he did? Check out Chukotka on a map and see for yourselves :-)

    http://www.opendemocracy.net/globalization-institu tions_government/chukotka_3904.jsp

  22. Rallying for control by jevring · · Score: 1

    What the hell do they want to control?
    It's not like they are going to start a war for control of seaways to the north pole.
    In fact, what do they even want with that place, and why can't they just get along like good girls and SHARE the seaways.

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    1. Re:Rallying for control by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Control of what? It's not even there anymore. It was clear for only a couple of weeks.

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  23. Propaganda in 3, 2, 1... by zaydana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shhhh.... don't tell the big polluters about this. Soon enough we're going to be hearing about the benefits of global warming and how it is creating more jobs and empowering the consumer, or something else equally as true.

    1. Re:Propaganda in 3, 2, 1... by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.


      Right now there are probably thousands of people in hundreds of corporations who are sitting down and trying to figure out how they can profit from global warming. They are not idiots. The only way to stop global warming is to convince these people that it will be unprofitable in the long-run.


      Actually, scratch that. These guys can quit any time they want and live off their accumulated billions. We need to convince them global warming will be unprofitable in the short term. Like, instantly, and without warning. Which is probably untrue. So we're screwed.


      Dear Bill Gates, you have ten figures of charity donations you can't figure out how to spend - please buy all the unoccupied land you can find and plant trees there, thus converting CO2 back into oxygen and saving the world. Better, plant wheat - same result, and you can feed Africa into the bargain...

    2. Re:Propaganda in 3, 2, 1... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      Shhhh.... don't tell the big polluters about this. Soon enough we're going to be hearing about the benefits of global warming and how it is creating more jobs and empowering the consumer, or something else equally as true.

      I am not about to suggest that global warming is a good thing, well it is if you live in Canada like I do, but in general for most of the worlds population it is not. It can generally be regarded as a very bad thing.

      Having said that, we should take as much action as possible to stop it (if we can) as we can. However, if someone recognizes that it CANNOT be stopped, or, that the will out there to stop it is just not happening, then what is wrong exactly by profiting by it?

      If you know for certain that something is going to happen in an X,Y,Z fashion, and you could invest in that, you could become rich indeed. What is wrong with that? If any slashdotter could travel back in time to the 1970's, and had the opportunity to invest in Microsoft, why would you not invest? I am not trying to start an argument here about the relative merits of what could be done with time travel, but rather, if you have the foreknowledge of events, and you can invest in companies that you know are going to profit from those events, what is the problem? (That is different from conspiring to make the events happen).

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  24. Heh heh by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    >U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages.
    I was going to say something about the US just declaring it was a terrorist passage and sending in the troops to take control of it but then I decided that any sentance with 'jockey' and 'newly opened passages' just sounded rude/funny enough without comment (except this one).

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  25. Any idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when Google Earth is going to be updated so we can see it for ourselves?

  26. Don't forget... by hyfe · · Score: 5, Funny
    U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU
    Not to mention, Norway!

    Too small to mention, heh? I'll let you know we've never lost a single war against Russia nor the U.S... and we seriously intend to keep the record perfect!

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    1. Re:Don't forget... by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

      A people who can actually *eat* lutefisk need fear no invaders...

      (My theory on lutefisk is that it originates from an ancient Viking recipe for cleaning dried blood from weapons and armor... then one day a bored and drunken Nord tried eating it and didn't die)

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    2. Re:Don't forget... by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Not to mention, Norway!

      Forget Norway!

      Kenyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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    3. Re:Don't forget... by smithmc · · Score: 1

        A people who can actually *eat* lutefisk need fear no invaders...

      Besides, the US would never bother invading a country where gas costs more...

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    4. Re:Don't forget... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Besides, the US would never bother invading a country where gas costs more

      And there are barely any brown people worth bombing...

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    5. Re:Don't forget... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Yes, forget the US and Russia, control for these new sealanes will obviously be decided by a titanic naval battle between the massive Canadian and Norse fleets, an engagement that will obviously be on the scale of Jutland and Midway.

  27. We're all doomed by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here in the UK a serious climate research science institute - the Tyndall Centre, who've been working on this stuff for years -- have said that we need 70% cuts within the next 25 years, and the official govt targets of 60% by 2050 are not nearly enough. Of course, there's no way in hell the general public would accept the sort of measures required for that to happen, unless there's a really obvious, huge, and most important very imminent threat to the UK economy and/or society. I'm reminded of the passage in John Wyndham's classic "The Kraken Wakes". Aliens have established colonies in the deepest parts of the ocean (this was written in the 50s, when such places were barely accessible.) They set about melting the poles in order to alien-form Terra. A British scientist works out what they're up against and then goes on TV making dire predictions of imminent doom, ending by announcing that the sea-level has already risen by a quarter of an inch... with the predictable effect that everyone writes him off as an alarmist and a nutter, because why would anyone care about a quarter of an inch? He then protests to some friends, saying "But the amount of water required to cover the oceans to a depth of a quarter of an inch is immense! Think of the amount of energy required to achieve that!!"

    And that is pretty much what's happening here, except that between the skeptic nutters in the US, the petrochemical-funded astroturf pseudo-science that the Royal Society publicly protested about yesterday. By the time the evidence is clear that not only are massive changes occurring, but that these changes are going to kill tens or hundreds of millions of people, it will be too late.

    Hence, We're all doomed. I rest my case.

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    1. Re:We're all doomed by delt0r · · Score: 1
      these changes are going to kill tens or hundreds of millions of people

      What the? So you think a few degrees over a century and 1 or 2 mm per year sea rise is going to kill 10's of millions. Dude lay off the hollywood movies.

      Where do people come up with these "facts".
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    2. Re:We're all doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do people come up with any "facts"?

      if things work out the way they usually have, all the folks alive today will be dead in 150 years -- regardless of the weather, of course, there should still be many other "new" folks here.

      Now, there may be a sudden, significant drop in the global population,... and some of that may be due to the large number of people we've "created" and the large amount of *energy* many of us are able to "consume." We demonstrate our *power* by using it. We (by "we" I mean myself and anyone else who feels this applies to them -- not necessarily YOU) may have become "power obese" and we may not (I mean, how could anyone really, fully see a future so accurately!?! prediction is one thing,... prophecy is a little different) recognize that our "intelligent technology" shorten what might have been a longer special (as in "related to a species") lifetime. It's rare that the drunk driver slows down, or pulls over until he sobers up. Likewise, he/she often kills others before he/she finally does him/herself in, too, i.e., we may be contributing to the destruction of other species in larger numbers than we appreciate,... before we take ourselves down.

      But, it may not be by global warming,... it might be some other facet of hubris,... religion - as in "We're GOOD/You're EVIL, desperation to **see/know** the ultimate building block of nature -- your hand,... no your finger,... no, your fingertip,... no your forearm muscles,... no, your nerves,... no your brain,... no, your mind,... no, there is no such thing as mind -- it's... oh,... nevermind....

      may good things surround you,... and may you surround them...

      peace

      an ac

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    3. Re:We're all doomed by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      No, the collapse of the world economy caused by the loss of all the world's ports and of the major food-producing areas, stirred in with the inevitable social (read: military) upheavals that will result from that are what's going to kill tens and hundreds of millions of people. Fuck me, you're ignorant.

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  28. About the article's wording by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Something seems a bit off in the article's wording. I'm not sure why, but it sounds a bit weird. Is anyone else getting this impression? (I'm being serious.)

    The following from the article sounds a bit weird to me. Wouldn't it make no difference if light were reflected back from the ocean's surface as the same net energy from sunlight is still going to be trapped within our sphere? (A mirror from outerspace would be a different situation altogether.) Ice, being white, reflects the Sun's rays. Less ice therefore means the sea warms, which in turn accelerates the shrinkage.

    1. Re:About the article's wording by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wouldn't it make no difference if light were reflected back from the ocean's surface as the same net energy from sunlight is still going to be trapped within our sphere?

      No, much of the light goes back out into space. That is how you can see the ice caps from orbit! ;-)

      Even if the energy get absorbed in the atmosphere, it'll just be the air which doesn't heat up the water. It's the IR taken in by the water that causes it to heat up and melt more ice. It's a positive-feedback cycle; less ice == more heat.

    2. Re:About the article's wording by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Okay.

      (Still, there is something a bit weird about how that article reads. I don't know exactly what yet. I'm going to sleep on it and reread it in the daytime.)

  29. Actually they're... by anexium · · Score: 1

    they're the English football (not soccer) champions.</pedant>

    1. Re:Actually they're... by tryfan · · Score: 1

      I used the word "soccer" deliberately, to make everything perfectly clear to our American friends :-)
      But actually, "soccer" is a perfectly valid British word. It's just short for "Association Football" - i.e. the original "football" rules.

    2. Re:Actually they're... by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but his point still remains: they're the English champions, not the British champions. There's isn't a British football league.

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  30. Global Warming by amanox · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ok now, let's see those friggin capitalists who have been in denial about global warming make a U-turn and start recognising it as a wonderfull thing they can turn into profit.
    Fry planet, fry!

  31. Jockey for control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rapid thawing of the perennial sea ice has political implications as the U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages."

    Yup, no chance of any kind of international solidarity, or public domain status... if money can be made claims will be staked.

  32. Navigable? Ever heard of icebergs? by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 2, Informative

    The North Atlantic Ocean can be a dangerous place, as anyone who can recall the fate of the Titanic will know, and the North Atlantic is thousands of miles from the pole. Just because the sea ice has broken up to the point that there are open stretches of water to the pole, does not mean that those waters are in any way navigable by your typical container or cargo vessels as icebergs and submerged ice litter the area. Perhaps in a few more decades the ice will have retreated enough to permit safe passage, but if anyone thinks Richard Branson could just whistle his yatch up the open waters to the pole needs a reality check.

  33. Shocking by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

    There's no point shocking the scientists over it. A few politicians (not to mention a lot of regular folk) could use a bit of zapping to get their attention..

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  34. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    If the oceans rise like scientests seem to think they will, the USA will soon be without both New York and California. Let's just hope the rats don't move inland.



    You failed geography, right? Most of California and New York are above sea level, way above the 10 to 15 feet the sea level is expected to rise over the next century. Now Virginia Beach, Virginia, home of Pat Robertson, GONE. And not a moment too soon.

  35. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by FST777 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been predicted that half of the Netherlands (my homeland) will dissapear gradually during the next 100 years, unless we build better and higher dams all around the sea. Offcourse, parts of the NL are already under sea-level ("polders") but not nearly half of it.

    Luckily, I live in the area which will be unaffected, so all I have to do to get rich is buy massive amounts of land here. Still, the implications would be enormous.

    The more I think of it, the more I believe we should act, and act quick. But I'm not certain as to act upon WHAT exactly.

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  36. If you disagree, you're a "nutter". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I know that all the evidence of recent global climatic change indicates that Humanity is almost solely responsible."

    Or...

    "I do not agree with you that recent global climatic temperature fluctuations are caused almost solely by the activities of Humanity."


    Disagree with either statement or stance and you'll immediately be branded a "nutter". Or a "fool", a "shill", or some other emotive and manipulative slur.
  37. For those wishing to see the .. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 4, Informative

    at least one of the farging photos - albeit a bit touched up - here it is
    http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/envisat/ASAR-A MSR_2006_H.jpg
    The non-red area near the pole (indicated by the black circle in the middle of the photo) is the concern, since it represents pack ice (and water) rather than solid ice

  38. Rail from N America to Russia by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Someone wants to build a bridge across the Bering Strait, to re-link Asia and North America. Building that bridge is hard enough, but the real problem is that for it to be useful, we'd have to build a highway -- on both sides

    Close, with the vast distances to be covered and the high volume of freight, rail would be about the only choice. Even that would have difficulties some seasons and may not be practical year round. Though in the summer solar electric stations along the line could probably provide the power. Rails are more efficient than highways and able to route higher volumes of freight. They're also presumably easier for customs to monitor.

    That said, passenger transport is an easy addon once the freight line is there. Personal vehicles can be stowed in car carriers. Passengers can then spend time in their cabins or the restaurant, pub, etc. Roll your car, loaded with gear, on in Portland or Vancouver and off in Anchorage, Anadyr, Magadan, Jakutsk, Wuhan or Seoul.

    A highway would be a waste of resources at this point both to build, maintain and use. Just Portland to Anchorage is about 1500 miles, or about 25hrs of driving at an average speed of 60mph -- and that looks to be only about the halfway point.

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    1. Re:Rail from N America to Russia by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 1

      I read any article long a go in The Business (a pink UK Sunday broadsheet) about an ice-free Polar Sea creating a huge sea trading zone and associated economic boom - like the Pacific rim (California, Seattle, Japan, China, etc.) or the Baltic Sea.

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  39. this is not epistemology by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    1. So it happened earlier in recorded human history?
    He didn't make that implication, though he could have been more clear. You leaping to an inference he didn't make is as much your fault as his. Read what he wrote, not what he would have written if he was as stupid as you'd like to make him out to be.
    2. There was technology throughout most of human history that recorded Arctic ice cover?
    I have no technology in place to verify that the contents of my home continue to exist when I'm not there to witness the fact. I have no technology in place to verify that the stars are really stars. What if I'm being lied to? This sort of selective "skepticism" is getting a bit tiresome. Earth is getting warmer, and ice at the north pole is melting. There is every reason to think that human activity is exacerbating that trend. Get over it. This is not an exercise in epistemology--we know what we know, and we don't start to question the nature of knowledge just because the knowledge challenges our worldview or poses an "inconvenient truth."
  40. Hmm, interesting. by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    I was gonna say somebody might want to send ice breakers up there and try to keep it open, but apparently this has all been considered at length and billions of dollars put into it and it aint happening. That rings quite true to me and it even gives me pause to further reflect on the real basis of our current period of globalization.
              I use this phrase "current period of globalization" to make the disctinction between events in the last seventy years or so and the globalization that occured in earlier centuries that is referred to as mercantilism. Proponents of our current globalization like to emphasize the distinction between that earlier period by saying that our modern globalization is the enemy of tariffs and doesn't see global trade as a zero-sum game: the implication being that everybody can win in this new game. While I enthusiastically support the idea of everybody being a winner, I think this story about the rusting Soviet ice breaker does reveal some of the frayed edges in this rhetoric of globalization.
              If the globalization game was really so simple and straightforward then you'd think that any geographic advantage such as Russia's proximity to North America and the presence of an open sea route across the north pole would have led directly to huge trade growth between the two regions. And yet, the advantages of globalizations have fallen primarily on Asian nations which are about as geographically distant from North America as is possible to be on the globe. The recent rise of China muddles the picture a bit, but when you consider China's ethnic diaspora in the countries of the north and south Asian Pacific Rim that were in large part former military allies of the United States things seem a bit clearer.
            But this does all get off the point. After all, there is the Bering Strait. If geographical proximity was so important then why isn't the Bering Strait used. That would seem to benefit Russia, China and Japan after all. So perhaps it's all just plain old practical considerations.
            Hmm, went and looked at Wikipedia to see what it said about the Bering Strait. I guess a tunnel under the strait seems line an interesting way to go but the main problems are environmental and cultural. The area is basically in a pristine state and there's a lot of resistance to development.
          So who knows. Perhaps this open ice passage is all pretty irrelevant.

    1. Re:Hmm, interesting. by koi88 · · Score: 1


      geographic advantage such as Russia's proximity to North America

      Well, they're neighbours, but the regions, where they're actually neighbouring each other, western Alaska and eastern Siberia, are not exactly economic powerhouses.It's not like Los Angeles and Moscow are neighbours.

      The recent rise of China muddles the picture a bit, but when you consider China's ethnic diaspora in the countries of the north and south Asian Pacific Rim that were in large part former military allies of the United States things seem a bit clearer.

      Not to me. What do you mean?

      And yet, the advantages of globalizations have fallen primarily on Asian nations which are about as geographically distant from North America as is possible to be on the globe

      Why, there is just an Ocean between and container ships can transport goods cheaper than any other vehicle.

      So who knows. Perhaps this open ice passage is all pretty irrelevant.

      From an ecomonic POV, very likely.

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  41. Lutefisk explained by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In fact, the story behind lutefisk is less impressive.

    Most likely, there was a fire. And then lye was created by combination of ashes+water, and the lye damaged the fish. But throwing away the fish was not an option, so the hungry folks did their best with what they had - and hey presto! Lutefisk was born..

    But yeah, only crazy people eat lutefisk. And crazy people are not to be messed with!

    And while we're at nasty Norwegian food, check this out! Yep - baked sheep's head.

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    1. Re:Lutefisk explained by BigCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we can safely categorize lutefisk as a WMD.

      A friend of mine in high school had a Norwegian grandfather. His mother made lutefisk for him one christmas and their cat hid for days.

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    2. Re:Lutefisk explained by HK+MP5-A3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's nothing, A friend of mine in high school had a chinese grandmother. She made Stir Fry for for him one christmas and their cat was never seen again.

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    3. Re:Lutefisk explained by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Thats nothing, when the local Vietnamese family makes traditional food, the local pets hide... Well, they are still hiding, I guess.

    4. Re:Lutefisk explained by MECC · · Score: 1

      Having eaten things in China that might make the aforementioned missing pets uncomfortable (the right way to eat a fish head, for example, is to pop the whole thing in your mouth, then just keep chewing and spit out the teeth, left over bones, and anything else you don't want to swallow into that little dish westerners think is for the teacup), I'll say Lutefisk has got to be one of the most revolting things anyone has ever thought of putting in their mouth. Cats and dogs, at least prepared right, aren't that bad. Now, every time I see roadkill, I keep expecting to see a Norwegian pull over and dig in. After sprinkling it with lye. Christ, have you ever smelled lutefisk? The stench of rotting fish alone will bring most people to their knees.

      Some old Norwegian once told me it started as a way to preserve fish. You know, let it go rotten - it quits spoiling. No wonder the Vikings kicked so much ass. How do you fight an enemy you can't even poison? Back in those days, they couldn't just shoot them in the head...

      When all is said and done, there's a reason Norwegians are at the top of the food chain. They'll eat anything.

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  42. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But look at all the defense possibilities. With a huge wall between you and the seas, it would be hard to launch an invation by sea

  43. Mod the parent up, guys. by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    The parent is informational.

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    1. Re:Mod the parent up, guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent is informational. (He was informing me that the grandparent was informational)

      And then mod me up because I am informing you that the parent was informing all of us that the grandparent is informational.

  44. Opportunity in adversity by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Just the opportunity for some of us less social Slashdotters to pick up new friends!

    (Not recommended for those of us who used to cry when the snowman melted...)

  45. Priorities?!?! by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a huge fuck-off crack appears in the pole and the first response is not hey! how do we fix it, no, it's hey I want dibbs on trade routes.

    This! This! is why I want to vote communist!

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    1. Re:Priorities?!?! by Thundersnatch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This! This! is why I want to vote communist!

      Dude, the Soviet-Communist governments in Russia and Europe were amongst the worst polluters in history. Brown coal, Chernobyl, plenty of chemical dumps, etc.

      History has shown that a standard-issue Commie government doesn't give a shit about the individual - just the power of the state or collective. So Commies don't care if a few individuals get cancer from benzine in the ground water, or chokes to death on sulfuric acid rain? The environmental horrors left behind by the Reds will be with us for a long, long time.

    2. Re:Priorities?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McCarthy? Is that you? Dude, I thought you'd kicked the bucket!

      Glad to see the old propaganda ploy is still working for you!

    3. Re:Priorities?!?! by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Gag! When I was in college, all the schoolyard Marxists insisted that the Soviets had no pollution issues, because there was no separate private sector to corrupt the environmental regulators. In fact, the state-run economy was a nasty polluter. The problem with a command economy is that if the commanders deem pollution to be a non-issue, than that's the end of the discussion.

    4. Re:Priorities?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you actually been to Eastern Europe or a former USSR state recently? The level of pollution and industrial waste makes the Newark, NJ, USA area truly look like the "Garden State".

      Better dead than Red, as ol' "Tail-gunner Joe" used to say.

  46. Drink water? by fluffynuts · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to find it highly ironic that the spokesperson from the ESA's Oceans/Ice Unit is called "Mark Drinkwater"?

    Ice Unit? Drink water?

    Bwaha!

    1. Re:Drink water? by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Translated, Drinkwater - Boisleau, in French or Bevilaqua, in Italian - are actually fairly common last names. Nonetheless, it's quite the appropriate name in this case.

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  47. Some good mapreadin' there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, the northernmost part of the bit that included N America is a lot higher than the tropics. Bummer for you that

    a) That includes Greenland
    b) That includes Alaska

    Where's canada? A wee bit further south.

    Depending on how you think the continent panned out (some of that is under water now: the continental shelf) you can make it to be tropical or sub-tropical (Sub tropical rainforest ring a bell?)

    And how do you know that's how the landmasses fell out? Was there a human there?!!?! Your skepticism seems to be very selective...

  48. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Offcourse, parts of the NL are already under sea-level ("polders") but not nearly half of it.
    Actually, almost half of the NL is less than 1 meter above see level. So if the sea level rises with a meter...
  49. Defensive wall by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You don't need to invade, all you'd need is one dam-busting bomb.

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    1. Re:Defensive wall by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, if they build the dam out of wood, a giant army of beavers.

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    2. Re:Defensive wall by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Better watch out for those Canadians.

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    3. Re:Defensive wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Beavers build dams, Einstein.

    4. Re:Defensive wall by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beavers vs. Termites! War strategy or new Samuel L. Jackson movie?

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    5. Re:Defensive wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call in Canada!

    6. Re:Defensive wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    7. Re:Defensive wall by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one...am sick and tired of these motherfucking SOAP jokes on this motherfucking website!

    8. Re:Defensive wall by Dausha · · Score: 1

      Yes, but "women in the military" is much more politically correct than "army of beavers."

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    9. Re:Defensive wall by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      and chop wood ... ACStein

    10. Re:Defensive wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beavers vs. Termites?

      Not so sure that'd be fair since the Beavers will insist on using Pac10 refs...

      (WHAT?!?! A SPORTS JOKE ON SLASHDOT!?!)

  50. Richard Branson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Richard Branson could just whistle his yatch up the open waters to the pole needs a reality check.

    Sometimes I wonder if Richard Branson needs a reality check!

    I'm just jealous - I wish I had half his balls! :-O

  51. MOD PARENT UP! by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 1
    I did a Google search for other articles on this topic, and nobody has the actual satellite images, just a bunch of lame pictures of *small* icebergs from 2003?

    Yes, it's a classic fallacy: "I don't understand it/can't do it, so then it's false/impossible." It's not quite a knee-jerk reaction, but I'm not certain which bodypart he jerked to come up with that conclusion.

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  52. Never before, except possibly 1421 by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1
    Have a look at Zheng He's integrated map of the world on http://www.1421.tv/pages/maps/1418.htm. This shows a navigable route towards the North pole. The world was warmer then, and there were rich farming communities on Greenland, which later vanished.

    Gavin Menzies' book "1421" makes a good argument that the Chinese treasure fleets did manage to sail along the north coast of Greenland, and explore Siberia, which argues that there were several major routes that could be navigated by the large junks of the day. The evidence that they actually sailed to the North pole is pretty thin - but then again it is hard to see what evidence they could have bought back that would convince anyone. And most of the other stuff they surveyed and plotted has turned out to be supported by other evidence, so why not?

    Anyhow, while we are knocking holes in the article, polar bears are quite happy to swim 50 miles or more out to sea. That little crack won't worry them. We need to be worried about global warming, but the issue isn't helped by hype like that.

  53. Yeah, here is the sat pics: by edxwelch · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Yeah, here is the sat pics: by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      I knew it... the Earth's hollow... just look at the proof... :)

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    2. Re:Yeah, here is the sat pics: by phatvw · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link! I feel dumb now :) Must not read /. and post after 2AM...

  54. control by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

    Is jockeying for control of the north pole ocean really the dominant concern here? I find this news pretty disturbing. Personally, I think there should be an international law that no ships may use the north pole ocean for shipping until all current world leaders are hung from lamp posts like Mussolini.

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    1. Re:control by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's been a bit of an issue here in Canada. The contention of our government is that we have some degree of sovereignty up there, though I'm not sure how far that extends (there's many *many* islands up there that are Canadian territory, but there's international waters, as well). As a consequence, there's been talk of sending troops up there to protect the northern border.

  55. Yeah, Think of the Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want my children to be able to enjoy the North Pole as much as Shakleton enjoyed the South Pole.

  56. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No not Holland.. Just had my Stag do in Amsterdam! - was hoping to visit it every year on a Stag Do reunion... never been to a better place for a blokes weekend... although some of the males in my wife's family would appear to have only enjoyed the ladies in Windows.. which you can get in Manchester if you know where to look.. the whole Amsterdam experiance was wasted on them - they spent the whole weekend getting blowjobs of women dressed as School girls! (a little wierd for my liking) where as my friends and I enjoyed more of the greenery.

  57. Titanic = old tech by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Oh dear. Apart from mentioning a ship not built to modern safety standards, you have also omitted a few things like satellite imaging, radar, and sonar which have developed since then. How do you think nuclear submarines manage to travel around up there? How do you think the British Merchant Navy kept the Soviet Union convoys going in WW2?

    Obviously I can't speak for Mr. Branson, but I suspect his yacht probably could reach the Pole quite safely using its navigation aids.

    In other news, steam tractors cannot keep up with the traffic on modern roads.

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  58. Real Norwegians explained by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 1
    But yeah, only crazy people eat lutefisk. And crazy people are not to be messed with!

    Bah. Just because you're too sissy to eat lutefisk doesn't mean that those of us who do eat it are crazy. In fact, in northern Norway, we eat most things that move. Or has moved... Or could move... OK then, we eat most things. On a related note, here's a tip if you're ever visiting Norway: Never wear fur in northern Norway.

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    1. Re:Real Norwegians explained by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Does that mean I can't bring my leather jacket?

      mvh,
      Bærumsjævelen

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  59. EI 0? IQ 0? or both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people on this forum worry me. Reality check.

    There's a time to joke and be happy little Cluster Bs and there's a time to do something and maybe not break up constructive conversation because it is challenging your simplicity or might concern something bigger than you.

  60. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by c_forq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I never understood this conjecture. I mean, using this logic shouldn't the Netherlands pretty much never have existed?

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  61. Frozen Chaos Equals WWIII? by electrogeek_dot_com · · Score: 1

    So who thinks the next world war will be fought over who gets to take control of the newly opened polar route? Prime land rich with resources previously inaccessible? Hmmmm....

  62. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They said we were daft, trying to build a country in a swamp

  63. hmmm???? that not allllll by george_e · · Score: 1

    what about global dimming ( wiki dimming)?? theres more than one side to this story

  64. We're gonna die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, really, most of us are really going to die.

    1. Re:We're gonna die. by fishybell · · Score: 1

      No, we'll all die. That's life for you.

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    2. Re:We're gonna die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one of those 'stating the obvious' humorists, are you?

  65. Pictures?-Interpretor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many here are going to understand what they're seeing?

  66. No ice? by mtec · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's ok, I prefer my earth straight up.

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  67. OMG!! by moracity · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows the world didn't exist before "recorded human history". The world is melting, the world is melting!! It MUST be true! The devil in the White House is to blame! Iran and Venezuala must save the world from the fiery devil melting the world!

    1. Re:OMG!! by Asylumn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The devil in the White House is to blame!

      I'm afraid your post will be marked redundant. This is /. after all, that the devil in the White House is to blame is a given.
  68. Submarines have a huge advantage over ice... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    They can travel under it. That would have helped the Titanic quite a bit. The U.S. Navy regularly traverses the Arctic in submarines as part of program to improve operational readyness in the Arctic. It's one thing for a nuclear submarine to travel UNDER the ice using sonar and internal navigation (ice does not permit access to GPS telemetry), but quite another for a cargo or container ship to traverse the Arctic. If you think that commercial shipping is just going to skip along the high seas of the pole through ice, storms and fog you're being incredibly naive.

    Your argument that the British Navy kept the Soviet Union supplied in World War II is somewhat misleading in that the convoys were not traveling through pack ice to the North Pole. Quite a difference navigationally.

    1. Re:Submarines have a huge advantage over ice... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> They can travel under it. That would have helped the Titanic quite a bit. They did. I think its the 'coming up again' part that would have helped Titanic more.

  69. For the critics by Roger_Explosion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to me like across rest of the world there is a pretty solid consensus amongst people and scientists alike that global warming is real, and that humans are responsible for it. In the US however, opinion seems to be divided, and it seems to be divided roughly along party lines. Does it not occur to you critics of the theory that people are responsible for global warming that perhaps, just perhaps you are buying into bullshit propaganda and pseudo-science?

    A lot of the 'science' that questions our role in global warming is in fact funded, directly or indirectly, by big industries like the oil industry. Doesn't that make you a little suspicious? The global scientific community has no reason to lie about this. There is not some massive conspiracy amongst climatologists to increase their prestige and funding. Occam's razor people.

    Critics try to use scientific principles to discredit climate research that links mankind to climate change. What the hell? These are SCIENTISTS that are doing this research, they are PEER REVIEWED papers they are putting out. Don't you think that they have already been subject to the most rigorous scientific scrutiny?

    1. Re:For the critics by kfg · · Score: 1

      Critics try to use scientific principles to discredit climate research that links mankind to climate change. What the hell?

      That is called, are you ready for it?

      The "Scientific Method."

      These are SCIENTISTS that are doing this research. . .

      Precisely the point.

      . . .they are PEER REVIEWED papers they are putting out. Don't you think that they have already been subject to the most rigorous scientific scrutiny?

      No.

      KFG

    2. Re:For the critics by Asylumn · · Score: 1
      The global scientific community has no reason to lie about this

      That's open to more then a little debate, but I'm really not in the mood to get into it, and it's not germane to this discussion.

      The basic scepticism, at least for me, comes from the fact that the earth has been warming and cooling itself all by it's lonesome for quite a bit longer then we've been around. Can you tell me which human actions cause the last ice age to end? Or begin for that matter?

      Speaking for myself, I'm not saying we're not causing it, I'm just saying the earth has been warming and cooling itself long before we got here, and maybe we should look at other explanations for the current warming as well. Not discount that we might be causing it, on the contrary, look into that, but don't discount other possabilities.

      My basic objection is that I don't consider the matter closed. I'm not saying we are or are not responsible, nor am I saying we shouldn't take steps, such as reducing carbon emissions, just in case we are causing it. What I am saying is that we don't know either way. What I am saying is that the earth's climate is a massively complicated system that we really don't understand all that well, and maybe we shouldn't be ignoring evidence from either side.

      We haven't figured out how to predict the weather 3 days from now, yet I'm supposed to believe we've figured out what it will be in 3 years? In 30?

      A basic requirement for good science is an open mind, something both sides in this debate would do well to remember.

    3. Re:For the critics by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most of the papers that are critical of global warming are also published by SCIENTISTS in PEER REVIEWED journals; aren't they also subject to the most rigorous scientific scrutiny? And do you really think there's no pressure for climatologists to 'toe the party line,' so to speak, when it comes to global warming? In fact, I'll go one further, and say that maybe it's because dissenters have trouble securing funding elsewhere that they have to rely on petrochemical companies, who, of course, are only too happy to spend some money muddying the waters of public consensus. Personally, I do believe human behavior is influencing the climate, but let's not pretend that the pro-warming camp doesn't have an agenda of its own.

    4. Re:For the critics by mrego · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Occam's Razor. The article specifically says that fierce storms may be to blame and that the water has already begun to freeze. So why jump to "global warming". OCCAM'S RAZOR!!

    5. Re:For the critics by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      The thing is, there aren't really any other sides. Almost no climate scientists disagree that mankind has contributed significantly to global warming. Yes, there are a few who disagree with that proposition, but not many at all. Statistically irrelevant. Of course, they *could* be correct and all the other scientists in the world could be wrong. It's just not very likely.

      As far as predicting the weather goes, you're confusing the difficulty of making specific predictions about local weather conditions with long term predictions about the system. If you look at a pan of water that's being heated, you won't be able to predict where the bubbles will rise as it begins to boil, but you know it's going to boil.

    6. Re:For the critics by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Most of the papers that are critical of global warming are also published by SCIENTISTS in PEER REVIEWED journals; aren't they also subject to the most rigorous scientific scrutiny?

      Please name one.

    7. Re:For the critics by THE+anonymus+coward · · Score: 1

      I always find it amazing how easily and quickly someone can point at error when there isn't a lot of hot air behind it.

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    8. Re:For the critics by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Regardless of who funds it, real peer reviewed science will hold up.

      There are folks who have an axe to grind who use dubious science to advance this as a way to attack america with rules that hinder us and do not hinder them.

      I agree- global warming is real.
      I do not agree- global warming is caused by americans.
      I do not agree- global warming is caused by humans.

      I would say it is likely that global warming is caused by humans but there is also evidence that it is caused by the solar cycle. Given permafrost outgassing- it is possible that co2 levels are rising because of solar cycles as well. We might be 10% of the problem while 90% of the problem is just a repeat of cycles that have repeated many times before (there is a lot of evidence that the world has been much hotter and much colder before without humans around).

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    9. Re:For the critics by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Not all say humans don't cause it- but they do support alternative hypothesis.

      http://scholar.google.com/url?sa=U&q=http://www.cs un.edu/~sg61795/350/sa_lomborg.pdf
      http://scholar.google.com/url?sa=U&q=http://linkin ghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0301421504001028
      http://scholar.google.com/url?sa=U&q=http://www.in gentaconnect.com/content/els/13646826/1998/0000006 0/00000018/art00155
      http://scholar.google.com/url?sa=U&q=http://www.li nmpi.mpg.de/~natalie/PAPERS/warming.pdf

      You have to remember-- we went from THE WORLD IS GOING TO FREEZE! to THE WORLD IS GOING TO WARM AND FLOOD! in the space of about 10 years. Those of us old farts who lived through that are going to be a bit sceptical.

      Both had environmental wacko's whose agenda was to stop growth and stop destruction of their precious hiking forests (some of whom are extreme enough to destroy lots of other people's property meaning they are wacko's).

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    10. Re:For the critics by tenco · · Score: 1
      You have to remember-- we went from THE WORLD IS GOING TO FREEZE! to THE WORLD IS GOING TO WARM AND FLOOD!

      Both should happen. If the Gulf Stream stops, Northern Europe and America will freeze, while regions near to the equator will heat up. This means, AFAICS, that water will evaporate more quickly near the equator and fall down as snow in northern/southern regions (= droughts and more deserts near the equator and huge glaciers in the north and south). Though i can't see where the "FLOOD"-part comes in here...

    11. Re:For the critics by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Weird, isn't it. The peer reviewed links you just gave me higher up in the thread just said the precise opposite of what you believe.

    12. Re:For the critics by Roger_Explosion · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, whilst we're "looking into" the possibilty that we're causing it, we could be causing irreversible damage. Shouldnt we maybe, just maybe do something about it now? Ok, worst case, we spend billions of dollars adjusting our industry, lifestyle etc. and it turns out it wasnt our fault after all. At least the world will be a cleaner place. But what if it *is* our fault, and we do nothing? I'm not willing to take that chance.

      Irrespective of whether we are causing it or not, global warming is happening, and more money should be spent on working out how we're going to mitigate it, and adapt to it.

    13. Re:For the critics by Roger_Explosion · · Score: 1

      "A basic requirement for good science is an open mind, something both sides in this debate would do well to remember."

      Yes, but at some point we need to act on the overwhelming evidence that we are causing this. Sure, investigate other possibilities, but let us act now on what we very strongly suspect is the cause of this climate change.

    14. Re:For the critics by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I can do better. Run to the library and take out a copy of Michael Crichton's latest technocrap thriller, 'State of Fear.' Throughout the novel he makes extensive reference to papers that purport to refute various aspects of global warming theory, from the temperature and CO2 measurement techniques used, to the possible implications of warming, to various potential natural explanations. Most of them, as I recall, were from peer-reviewed journals, though there were also some from popular science magazines and newspapers. I'm not trying to argue that any of these are correct, or even scientifically reliable; I haven't read them. All I'm saying is that if you can point out peer-reviewed articles that make claim X, , it's almost certain you can also find some that claim 'not X.'

  70. North Pole embassies by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative
    I think he has dual-citizenship as a Canadian (although that may remain to be seen with the whole Lebanon thing*) because his Postal Code is H0H 0H0.

    Or perhaps Santa Claus has a base of operations in every country, including one in Spencer County, Indiana, USA, close to the Holiday World theme park. The H0H 0H0 code indicates that Santa's Canadian operations are out of Montreal.

    1. Re:North Pole embassies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      his Postal Code is H0H 0H0.
      I was shattered when I found out Santa doesn't exist.
      Now I find out it's worse: he not only exists, but uses lam3r-speak!
      *throws another fragment of shattered childhood on the heap*
    2. Re:North Pole embassies by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      The H0H 0H0 code [wikipedia.org] indicates that Santa's Canadian operations are out of Montreal.

      Nah, that's just so Canada Post can get them all to one place so they can then be collected by the Elves.

      First Air as an Iqaluit to Montreal flight they use. :-P (The elves have to fly economy like the rest of us)

      Cheers
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  71. Global Warmin' by Borland · · Score: 1

    Well shoot y'all. I live in West "By God" Virginia and I'm looking for some nice beach front property. This Global Warmin' you varmits speak of taint nothin'.

  72. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The thing is, they wrestled half of the Netherlands from the sea in the first place. Wikipedia:
    To guard against floods, a series of defenses against the water were contrived. In the first millennium, villages and farmhouses were built on man-made hills called terps. Later, these terps were connected by dikes. In the 12th century, local government agencies called "waterschappen" (English "water bodies") or "hoogheemraadschappen" ("high home councils") started to appear, whose job it was to maintain the water level and to protect a region from floods. (The water bodies are still around today performing the exact same function.) As the ground level dropped, the dikes by necessity grew and merged into an integrated system. In the 13th century, windmills came into use to pump water out of the areas by now below sea level. The windmills were later used to drain lakes, creating the famous polders. In 1932, the Afsluitdijk (English "Closure Dike") was completed, blocking the former Zuyderzee (Southern Sea) off from the North Sea and thus creating the IJsselmeer (IJssel Lake). It became part of the larger Zuiderzee Works in which four polders totalling 1,650 square kilometres (637 sq mi) were reclaimed from the sea.
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  73. That is a rhetoric question, isn"t it? by jopet · · Score: 1

    You are talking about a country where a significant part of the population, including some high-ranked politicians question evolution and believe in stuff like Armageddon. The president ends each and every speech, including those about global warming with something like "God bless you and/or America". Even if some of these people think that global warming could indeed be caused or sped up by humans, they probably welcome it is something in their Gods plan to final make Armageddon happen. If the people of the US continue to vote for representatives like this, global warming is actually pretty far down on the list of things to be truely afraid of.

  74. The ice cores from Greenland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you so stupid, stupid.

  75. Forget it - we are not in control by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    I just can't get worked up about global warming. As far as I'm concerned, if it happens, it happens, and people will just have to deal with the consequences or die.

    Folks, until the rich people's homes are underwater, nothing is going to happen. In fact, even then they will likely just take their insurance check and build wherever the new beachfront is.

    99.9% of the world's population has ZERO control over this. The other .1% don't care because it will never affect them.

    Steve

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    1. Re:Forget it - we are not in control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .1% of the population doesnt control pollution -- its the bored middle classes that are too lazy to do anything but consume.

  76. Send the Google Party jet to save the day by gatkinso · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    After all, a 767 to shelp two geeks around (oh, and the hookers to fill their California Kings) certainly won't affect this.

    Not that Paul Allen is any better.

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  77. In a related story... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Rentals of "Ice Station Zebra" have plummeted.

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  78. Scott Adams reference by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Scott Adams often refers to the people who bizarrely misquote you in attempt to prove their point. "Skip along the high seas?" Who said that? The Russians have experimented with convoys led by icebreakers. At the time it was not cost effective but the point of the article is that things are changing.

    Also, who said anything about travelling through pack ice? We were talking about passages with a varying incidence of bergs. That reflects the Arctic convoys in winter. There is a huge amount of operational knowledge about the higher reaches of the north atlantic, and I think you underestimate this.

    BTW I believe the Royal Navy also frequently travels under the Arctic to keep in practice, but of course they do it without needing to use long pseudo-Latin words.

    I can assure you that travelling under the Arctic was not an option for the Titanic; most of its problems arose from precisely the fact that it was indeed under the water at the end of its voyage. And an icebreaker does not have ice above it, so it can use GPS and radio. What is your point here?

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  79. Arctic melting by andyr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, you are right.

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    1. Re:Arctic melting by Del+Vach · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the hell? This is the INTERNET, nobody concedes a point! Challenge his math, mock his sentence structure, insult his mother, threaten to have your lawyer contact him... without enough flames the tubes may cool!

    2. Re:Arctic melting by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      without enough flames the tubes may cool!
      OMFG! And then that would make the tubes constrict which would make the lottery balls plug the holes, and we won't get our Internets for weeks! http://youtube.com/watch?v=SIn_J_jxf-o&search=net% 20neutrality

    3. Re:Arctic melting by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      As a last resort, invoke Godwin's Law

  80. You're Welcome by T.E.D. · · Score: 3, Funny

    For centuries your European explorers searched in vain for a Northwest Passage to China. They eventually had to give up and admit failure.

    But now, thanks to good old Yankee know-how, we have created one for you. Long-dreamed of commercial trade oppertunties have been opened to you! No, no, there's no reason to thank us. Really. It was our pleasure.

    If there's anything else you need that can be accomplished via massive greed, sloth, and lack of self-awareness, don't hesitate to ask us.

  81. We all can swim! Evolution starts now! by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

    In millions of years when the waters cover our precious land, we will be forced to evolve back into the oceans from which all life started. We will not be on top of the food chain anymore. There will be swift cunning predators that arise from the depths to pick us off with simplicity. They will laugh in our face as we try to out smart them with our low mental capacity. All the Homo sapiens will become extinct excluding the ones that branch off and evolved to best suit the enviroment. We will become shawdows in sea as we watch octopus-like creatures evolve to become smarter than we could ever imagine.

    1. Re:We all can swim! Evolution starts now! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      There already are creatures such as you describe.

      They're called 'lawyers', the larval form of politicians.

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  82. You idiots... by swelke · · Score: 0

    Don't you idiots ever get informed by watching Fox News? Global warming is a myth, and all credible science has disproven it.

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  83. NE/NW passge? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

    Sailing to the north pole is only of interest to a few scientists.

    More importantly, have the fabled North-East or North-West passages opened up as viable trade routes?

  84. Mankind? by palad1 · · Score: 1

    Who are you?
    What do you want?

    1. Re:Mankind? by andphi · · Score: 1

      Whom do you serve?
      Whom do you trust?
      Where are you going?

  85. Just Desserts for Humanity by gluteus · · Score: 0

    Scientists have been warning that the Arctic has been heading for trouble for some time, but it wasn't until *now* that politicians world-wide have given a flying fuck about it, because someone said they can make MONEY off of it.

    Fuck humanity. We deserve the shit that's coming our way.

  86. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by dthomas731 · · Score: 1

    Has the fact that as the icecover over land dissapears there will be less weight and cause the landmass to rise?

  87. Declare him a terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then we will send in halliburton or ch2mhill to take care of things.

  88. Welcome to /. by Cybert4 · · Score: 1

    Home of a lot of computer science types. Who think they know all aspects of math, physics, and technology. But don't. So they joke. Wait until the next linux or PHP story. Then you'll get some content in the replies.

  89. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by helicologic · · Score: 1

    Well, other consequences of the rise in global temperature include a likely southward redirection or diminishment of the gulf stream. This means, as the world warms up, Europe, especially northern Europe, will get much colder. So I'm not sure I'd invest in real estate in NL for the long term.

  90. Global warming skeptics by DavidHumus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...keep fingers over eyes and in ears and keep saying
    La la la - I can't hear you...

  91. Never Before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a, "been there, done that, got the T-shirt", for captain Nemo.

  92. And where, exactly, were the tropics? by maddogsparky · · Score: 1

    Today the tropics are located at 23 degrees north and south of the equator. Does anyone really know where they were relative to the equator further back in time? I don't have a link, but there is some evidence that the Earth's tilt has changed over time and the current axis of rotation may not have always been so.

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    1. Re:And where, exactly, were the tropics? by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      Does anyone really know where they were relative to the equator further back in time?

      Yes, geologists.

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  93. Run your own NASA GCM on your Laptop by HoneyBeeSpace · · Score: 1

    If you'd like to use some of the data these articles discuss, the EdGCM project has wrapped a NASA global climate model (GCM) in a GUI (OS X and Win). You can add CO2 or turn the sun down by a few percent all with a checkbox and a slider. Supercomputers and advanced FORTRAN programmers are no longer necessary to run your own GCM.

    Disclaimer: I'm the project developer.

    1. Re:Run your own NASA GCM on your Laptop by bananaendian · · Score: 1

      ok, mr project developer - answer us some questions...

      If the sea ice has deteriorated to the extent that it appears on those images, to what extent can we expect it to accelerate further due to various positive feedbacks the melting itself will create?

      Can you simulate the effect on the gulf-stream of large amount of freshwater and the current and equilibrium changes caused? I remember the latest data, measured on site a few years ago, showed the gulf-stream has weakened significantly already.

      And more importantly, are the scientists there selling their apartments and moving south yet?

      Or is it the markets we should be following? Mittens and sunblock are up?

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    2. Re:Run your own NASA GCM on your Laptop by HoneyBeeSpace · · Score: 1

      > If the sea ice has deteriorated to the extent that it appears
      > on those images, to what extent can we expect it to accelerate
      > further due to various positive feedbacks the melting itself will create?
      Yes, sea ice reduction is a positive feedback, meaning it will probably
      accelerate. To what extent? I'm not sure of the magnitude of the acceleration,
      as there are a lot of other feedbacks going on at the same time.

      > Can you simulate the effect on the gulf-stream of large amount
      > of freshwater and the current and equilibrium changes caused?
      Not with this model. A fully dynamic ocean would make it an order of
      magnitude slower, so the PC versions have a simple ocean with only 2 layers.

  94. Right of Passage by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "the U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages"

    Now it should be obvious to everyone why global politicians are so "blind" to global warming. Where all the political and business interest opposition to the science comes from, and how huge it really is.

    The Old World (led by the "EU") colonized the New World as just a part of their quest for a "Northwest Passage" between their European and Asian coasts. Half a millennium of genocide, rape, pillage and pollution have followed, making those in the business more rich, powerful and evil than imagined before. Now they're finally getting such a direct route, between even more valuable ports. No opposition from any academics, grassroots political organizations, and documentary movies is going to get in the way of that engine that's moved the world for all of modern history.

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  95. Redefining "Recorded History" by random+coward · · Score: 0

    I like how sceintiest have redifined "recorded history" to mean in the last 200 years. Who knew that all those ancient Greeks, Romans, Egyptians, and Chinese never recorded any of their history! Neither did mideaval Norseman, and Europeans apparantly! Wow history class should be MUCH shorter now. No need to learn about the Norse colonization of Greenland and Iceland when the climate was warmer than today. It wasn't recorded! Pay no attention to those Norse Epics; They dont really exist

    1. Re:Redefining "Recorded History" by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure there were plenty of Roman or Egyptian expeditions to the North Pole.

      Besides, it's *Global* Warming for a good reason. Certainly, there may have been local periods of warmth in the past. But that is irrelevant because we are dealing with a global event at a time of increased vulnerability.

  96. English to American translation by hab136 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Stag - bachelor
    Stag do - bachelor party
    Bloke - man, guy
    "they spent the whole weekend getting blowjobs [..] my friends and I enjoyed more of the greenery" - "I am stupid and/or gay" :)

    1. Re:English to American translation by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Informative

      Greenery - Marijuana (legal and sold (in different grades, like at a tobacconist) in shops in Amsterdam)

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  97. You CAN keep sea level where it is. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Just take any extra water from the global ice melt and put it somewhere else - like low laying areas of the earth.

    The problem of keeping sea level where it is at - Solved!

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    1. Re:You CAN keep sea level where it is. by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Just take any extra water from the global ice melt and put it somewhere else - like low laying areas of the earth.

      If we do it before it melts, we may be able to get funding from Mr. Brewster.

    2. Re:You CAN keep sea level where it is. by Howserx · · Score: 1

      I suppose that you can say that sea level never changes... It's always at sea level.

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  98. I built mine out of straw by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

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  99. Passage Upgrade by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It's also worth noting that we've already got a longer route that this ecological disaster improves.

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  100. shock wears off by White+Yeti · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Big changes always happen after a big storm. The FEMA and insurance groups study the wreckage and come up with new recommendations, which the various governments (fed, state, local) may enact through building codes. The FEMA keeps case studies, for other people to copy and learn. Hurricane-prone states have programs specifically to address construction in the hurricane zones.

    Living in a "Windstorm II" area, our bigggest concern is wind-blown debris smashing a window, which lets the wind blow inside, which can then rip the roof off from the inside. That's why hurricane shutters are a big deal. (We're still saving up to buy nice shutters for our house.) Our stick-built house, with brick "veneer", is built to withstand winds gusting to 110 MPH. Note that the above Louisiana success story added $12K to the cost of the house, and would probably violate most planned-subdivision regulations.

    That said, a friend from Puerto Rico was shocked when she first moved up here. She nearly put her hammer through the wall trying to hang a picture. "What! The walls aren't made of cement blocks?!"

  101. Carnival Cruises.... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    ....Now offering tours to the North Pole. Direct sea voyage available. Book your tickets before winter comes, or wait 10 years when it won't matter what season it is.

    In other news "Global Warming increases tourism. Governments now support global warming emissions, Oil companies and Motor Companies rejoice."
    br. In future news "The polar ice cap is no longer polar, nor ice. Come enjoy the nice hot spa's at the tropical North Pole...because any place on Earth is a desert wasteland."

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    1. Re:Carnival Cruises.... by winnabago · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else notice the geeky irony in the phrase "tropical North Pole"?

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  102. Global Warming SOLUTIONS by Robotbeat · · Score: 1

    Well, to be honest, I think that it is in Minnesota (where I live), Canada, and Russia's best interest for the world to warm up. And maybe someday people will embrace a human-controlled climate, instead of running for the hills. Since we're controlling the climate unintentionally anyways, why not control it intentionally, for much less cost than Kyoto? I mean, reducing energy consumption is important, and we should do that as well, but everyone knows that at best Kyoto can only slow down global warming, right? So why not do something active?

    http://www.llnl.gov/global-warm/

    PS. I love the old Soviet determination of triumph over nature, even though it destroyed their country and their environment. Nuclear weapons as practical engineering tools, that's what I'm talking about! (Bad idea on our planet, though.)

    PPS. Seriously, though. Even a super-Kyoto-type-thing will only slow global warming. It will NOT stop it, and it can not reverse it. Only geoengineering can do that. It's something people should at least consider.

    http://www.llnl.gov/global-warm/

  103. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by volgers · · Score: 1

    It started as a natural phenomeneon. The dunes along the coast created a natural defence against the sea for the land behind it. As the sea could no longer flood the planes behind it, it dried up and became land, which attracted the first inhabitants more than 2000 years ago. I believe Bangladesh is in a similar situation.

    A few big lakes remained and in some regions flooding occured regularly. Only later the dykes were built to protect against extreme conditions. The emptying of the lakes to claim the land (so-called polders) came only in the 16th century or so (I might be a century off). Technical progress created the system we have today, but the basic situtation remains - a natural situation to have land below the sea level.

  104. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by osu-neko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's a real phenomenon. Of course, it's a long-term one. The North American continent is still in the return swing of it's sea-saw motion, with the part of the continent above the 49th parallel (Canada) rising while the southern half sinks. The northern half was pressed down by the ice during the last ice age, and is still rising from when it all melted away 10,000 years ago.

    But that won't affect the ice sheet in question in this article, since this ice sheet is floating on top of the Arctic Ocean and rests on no land at all.

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  105. Planetary Distress Signal ...? by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Mister President, perhaps you should transmit a planetary distress signal ... while we still have time."

    -- Sarek: "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390

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    1. Re:Planetary Distress Signal ...? by Flummox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

  106. Electric Universe Concept is Bunk by spun · · Score: 1

    That's my opinion, but feel free to look into it on your own. The wikipedia article is a good place to start. It sounds like the parent post is somehow trying to tie this fringe theory into global warming. Energy turning into enough matter to alter the gravitational field of the earth?!? WTF!?! This is grade A wingnut territory, IMHO. But feel free to look into it and judge for yourself. I first approached it with an open mind, but the extreme looniness of the theory soon made itself clear. This is only one step removed from the Time-Cube on the crackpot scale.

    The sheer arrogance of calling the theories which have produced all the wonders and luxuries of our modern world "worthless" astounds me.

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  107. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Who the hell predicted NL would 'gradually' disappear?

    I'm pretty sure you guys will violently disappear as each dike floods. 'Oh, look, the sea level went up half an inch, it went over the dike when the tide came in, 1/10th the country is now underwater.'

    After that, sure, maybe the rest of it will be slow.

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  108. alternative to Panama canal, Alaska pipeline by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For centuries people sought the Northwest Passage alternative to the stormy Tierra Del Fuego or narrow Panama Canal. Amundson (first guy to south pole) lead the first successful sea passage exactly a hundred years ago. Now people are routinely doing this in the summer. Pretty soon it might be safe enough for summer commercial ships.

  109. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by FST777 · · Score: 1

    Exactly my point.

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  110. Reality's well known liberal bias by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "It seems to me like across rest of the world there is a pretty solid consensus amongst people and scientists alike that global warming is real, and that humans are responsible for it. In the US however, opinion seems to be divided, and it seems to be divided roughly along party lines."

    Most of the world's nations that contribute to climatology are well to the left of the US, and they and our slightly less conservative party (Democrats) are in agreement about global warming. Reality has a well-known liberal bias, so there you go. It's pretty simple, really.

  111. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by FST777 · · Score: 1

    That won't easily happen.

    As the water rises, the dikes inland holding back the rivers are the first to have a problem. Maybe some will break, but it will never be able to cause 1/10th of the entire country to flood in one day.

    It is even more likely that the gradual disappearance will be human-controlled: almost every single bit of shore (be it inland or sea) is watched continuesly here. When something becomes awkward, the government can decide to evacuate the region and return it to the water in a period of time. Indeed this has happened already at some inland strips near rivers.

    Besides that, polders are unpoldered, ditches are broadened or reused, rivers are broadened, lakes are created etc. If that continues at the same pace as the rising of the sea, the Netherlands will gradually become a smaller country.

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  112. Its about damn time Euope stopped stealing all of our warm tropical water.

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  113. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not, in USA we did, but we call it New Orleans! And we are spending untold millions to restore the area after the hurricane one year ago.

    Go figure.

  114. This just in... by TintinX · · Score: 1

    From my contact in the year 2030, here's the latest Google map from that year.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Piri_reis_world _map_01.jpg

  115. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by markana · · Score: 1

    Especially after the first two countries sank into the swamp...

    But the third one - *that* one stayed up. Until now...

  116. Who's going to pay? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    The problem is that this is a global issue, which leads to several political difficulties. The countries favour mitigation do so because they feel that mitigation is cheaper than adaptation, and vice versa for the other side. Even if adaptation is as cheap as certain people predict, it is going to fall in a way that is disproportionate from the causes of the problem. Why should rural unindustrialised states pay for the consequences of a few who benefited from polluting?

    And what if adaptation was more expensive than predicted? Will the polluters be punished for scuppering the opportunity to save civilisation as we know it? Whatever the intention, the appearance would be of mass genocide - richer states making the waters rise (both metaphorically and literally) and using their gained riches to move to higher ground whilst poorer ones drown. If people are truly serious that adaptation should be favoured instead of mitigation, they should put their money where their mouthes are, and give some sort of committment to dealing with their own mess.

    1. Re:Who's going to pay? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Of course part of this problem is poor people overbreeding and burning every last scrap of wood (releasing a ton of pent up carbon- and ruining the protective climate). Africa would be a paradise if it had about 1/3 of its current population and perhaps a different moral code. Africa is not the only area with problems because of too many poor people overbreeding and then destroying the environment.

      Not every problem in the world is a result of rich greedy assholes.

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  117. Made me laugh! by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    "Now? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

    Good one!

    -kgj

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  118. Environments, scientists and Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    they noted a ship could sail from Europe's northern-most outpost directly to the pole, something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history.

    "Recorded human history" goes back at least 5,000 years. I doubt we've had the ability to do satellite imagery and spot this briefly here, quickly gone path to the pole more than a few decades. Sigh, this demonstrates yet again that you don't have to be as stupid as Barbara Streisland to be Environmentally Correct. The remark above is really, really dumb--roughly the equivalent of a flat earth, fall off the edge geography. Any scientist who made it ought to be tossed out on his rump.

    And this bit as silliness is much like that, published a few years ago in the NY Times, expressing alarm that the North Pole was briefly bare of ice, something we were told hadn't existed for many millions of years. (At any given time, some 10% of the Arctic Ocean is free of ice, sometimes it's at the Pole.) Precisely how we could know something that could only be revealed by the satellite photography of recent years proved to be beyond the limited collective intelligence of the NY Times. And in the end, the paper looked rather stupid, when it turned out that the "scientist" who fed the information to them knew nothing about that Arctic ice.

    I wish I had the link, but there was an interesting environmentalist document that leaked out not long ago. Essentially, it said that our arguments are weak in this area, so there was a need to resort to hysterical, alarmist claims. This is on a par with that.

    You see this in the fact that every indication of climate change is turned into a disaster, when common sense would say that quite a few changes will be beneficial. The warming from 1000-1300 AD that gave Greenland its now-odd name was quite beneficial for Europe. Climate changes, that's why it's a climate and not a fixity. Humanity needs to ignore these ignorant, alarmist twits and adjust to what's likely to be mostly a benefit--warmer winters, longer growing seasons, less use of fossil fuels for heating, perhaps even a summer trading route for ships through the Arctic, etc.

    I might add that we shouldn't forget two additional factors. First, there's a significant slice of the scientific community that seems unable to stick to its work and goes off, half-cocked in some direction that feeds their individual egos and inflated sense of importance. "Here I am, saving the world..." That sort of thing. Malthusianism, Eugenics, the Population Bomb, Global Cooling and the New Ice Age (a 1970s hysteria that didn't quite take off) and now Global Warming. It feeds their egos and the scientific community has yet to learn how to discipline them.

    Finally, remember this is a European story and Europeans tend to be a bit less stable than people in the U.S. As Tom Wolfe famously observed, "Fascism is always descending on the U.S., but settling on Europe." Nutty ideas don't seem to find as much traction here as they do in Europe. Europeans, particularly the educated ones, seems to feel a need for some sort of elaborate system to explain the world, rather than take our more adaptable, common-sense approach. That's, of course, a general pattern. There are Americans who do think, for reasons that defy explanation, that Germany, France, and even Russia (when it was the USSR) provide models that we ought to emulate. Yeah, like we need sky-high taxes, stiffling bureaucracies, chronic double-digit unemployment, and birthrates so low that by 2100, there'll hardly be any French, Germans or Russians left.

    --Mike Perry, Seattle

  119. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it's easy enough to figure out how to stop this. The problem is *obviously* all of this so-called 'global warming' melting all of the ice. I'm suprised no one's implemented the solution already. Hundreds of thousands of air conditioners, all pointed at the poles and cranked to max. Problem solved.

  120. Hey, borgy, by wiredog · · Score: 1
    You coming back to HuSi ever? Did Hulver pisson your leg? Was MisterQueue's psychosexual disturbance too disturbing?

    Don't you love tolerate us anymore?

  121. trade with ice-land. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't forget that this tiny amount will be joined by water running off of Greenland, Antartica and other polar landmasses with ice on them, 100% of which will raise the water level."

    You hint but don't make explicit the fact that ice is sitting on top of a landmass instead of just sitting in the ocean.

  122. Maybe Some Humans Are More Temporary Than Others by Coco+Lopez · · Score: 1
    I think it's safe to say that humankind is a temporary feature.

    Perhaps if you're a creationist, you might believe that, but in comparison to the age of the arctic ice, most informed sane people would find that 'humankind' has been a little more than temporary.

    Our lineage is at least 3.3 million years old http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/ 2006/920/1, older --- in my uninformed opinion --- than most of the arctic sea ice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age.

    I can understand the utility of the rhetoric, but we've survived ice ages, droughts, famines, plagues and wars and I think that a little more water (lets say a few dozen feet) and heat (lets say 5-10 degrees) over the next few thousand years isn't going to do us in, as much as you'd like to believe it.

    By the way, I'm a scientist, and I'm not that shocked.

  123. Where are the "skeptics"? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I usually skip Global Warming stories on Slashdot, because ensuing discussion is almost always the same. Al Gore says. Junkscience.com says. The evidence is unavoidable. No it's not. Yes it is. It's a trend. It's a glitch. It's CO2. It's sunspots. Greedy corporations! Tree-hugging hippies!

    But this time I tuned in, because I thought something big like this would give us some new insights. But no, just jokes and discussion of the feasilibity of trade routes. The big missing ingredient is our friendly GW skeptics. They're just totally absent from this discussion! Come on people, are you going to let a little objective, unambiguous evidence scare you away?

    1. Re:Where are the "skeptics"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Come on people, are you going to let a little objective, unambiguous evidence scare you away?

      You mean like:

      "fierce storms that fragmented and scattered already thin pack ice may be to blame, the scientists believe." -- the article

      Now, you show us objective unambiguous evidence that carbon dioxide levels have caused the storms this year (while not causing them last year, and probably not causing them next year), and then you'll be talking sensibly. Otherwise, you're just drawing unscientific conclusions and pretending to be smarter.
    2. Re:Where are the "skeptics"? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That's the spirit! Well, almost. You posted as an AC, so you still look intimidated.

  124. Won't work. by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 1

    First of all, a (sea-) dike is not a dam, and you can't just "bust a dike". Sea-dikes are more like hills than like walls. The riverdikes are smaller, but even if you do manage to breach one, you will flood only a small piece of land. The land is protected by a network of dikes instead of just one big one.

    Actually, controlled flooding of the land is part of Holland's defense against land invasions. Not that it worked all that great the last two times...

    1. Re:Won't work. by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else, besides me, just have a fun little 12-year-old moment when you read "you can't just bust a dike"?

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    2. Re:Won't work. by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of the dutch kid sticking his finger in the dike to prevend the flow of water...

  125. Do read the links you mentioned by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    1. Scientific American is a popular science magazine. It isn't peer reviewed.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_American

    2. This isn't 'critical of global warming', only of calculations of its costs. No mention of 'alternative hypotheses' in the abstract at least.

    3. The title of this is "Solar cycle length hypothesis appears to support the ipcc on global warming". The IPCC's position of global warming is that it exists, and it's probably human caused. So the article has analysed the alternative hypothesis of solar variations and has decided *against* it, in favour of the mainstream CO2 view.

    4. In the abstract, we have the statement "This comparison shows without requiring any recourse to modeling that since roughly 1970 the solar influence on climate (through the channels considered here) cannot have been dominant." It's an unequivocal statement against solar theories in favour of mainstream CO2.

    All of the peer reviewed links given acknowledge the existence of human caused GW. The only anti-GW view is from a non-peer reviewed source. The assertion of GP is still without any backing.

    "You have to remember-- we went from THE WORLD IS GOING TO FREEZE! to THE WORLD IS GOING TO WARM AND FLOOD! in the space of about 10 years."

    Why not apply my test above to this as well? Find me a peer reviewed source suggesting that the world is going to freeze, optionally with an environmental wacko slant to it.

    1. Re:Do read the links you mentioned by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Okay...

      This is not my area of expertise and not my parent post... but since you put serious time into reading.

      I'll do a bit more digging.

      How about:
      http://www.americanscientist.org/template/AssetDet ail/assetid/39261;_f5BEi_EFM ... Their main result is expressed in the title of their paper: "Unusual activity of the Sun during recent decades compared to the previous 11,000 years." ...

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/08/04080 3093903.htm
      As the scientists have reported in the renowned scientific journal, Physical Review Letters, since 1940 the mean sunspot number is higher than...

      http://www.globalwarming.org/article.php?uid=870
      This is a critique of a peer reviewed article that turned out to play fast and loose with the facts to support the global warming argument.
      Nature lays (another) egg ...the researchers failed to use the complete temperature record -- a record that actually spanned 1957 through 1995. ...

      http://communities.anomalies.net/forum/ubbthreads. php/ubb/showflat/Number/159231/page/1/fpart/23
      This is an article *about* an unlinked but peer reviewed article suggesting ice age correlation with stellar clouds. ...new research suggests the coming and going of major ice ages might result partly from our solar system's passage through immense, snakelike clouds of exploding stars in the Milky Way galaxy. ... ...The latest evidence appears in the June 20 issue of Astrophysical Journal...

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    2. Re:Do read the links you mentioned by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Why not apply my test above to this as well? Find me a peer reviewed source suggesting that the world is going to freeze, optionally with an environmental wacko slant to it.
      Yes, it should be no problem to find that on the internet, as everybody was putting their articles on the internet back in the mid '70s.
      Interestingly, I never heard an outcry in the '70s from outraged scientists saying that the New Ice Age theory was bunk because it wasn't peer reviewed. Are there any articles out there from the '70s done by peer reviewed scientists debunking the New Ice Age Theory?
      In 20 years, when the global warming thing doesn't happen and there is a new pet theory, will all of the scientist apologists be poo-pooing the global warming movement and declaring that it wasn't "triple dog dare" peer reviewed?
      Why can't scientists just admit they have been wrong in the past? I guess for one because then that would tend to imply that they could be wrong in the future as well. I guess that is a good enough reason not to admit to being wrong. But hey, economists are wrong all them time, and just write it off as having not taken into consideration one variable or another. People still respect and trust them.
      The thing about science is that scientists are ALWAYS WRONG. Their whole job is just to try to explain how the universe works. You can never do this absolutely correctly. Instead, they are constantly trashing old theories that worked 99.9% of the time with a new one that works 99.99% of the time. It's not their job to be right. So they shouldn't be ashamed that they had to throw out the New Ice Age theory in favor of the now more popular Global Warming Theory.

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    3. Re:Do read the links you mentioned by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      1. "American Scientist is a general-interest, nonrefereed science magazine". Still isn't peer reviewed.

      And what's more, it says "Solanki and colleague Natalie A. Krivova attempted to answer that question in 2003, when they published a paper in the Journal of Geophysical Research titled "Can solar variability explain global warming since 1970?" Their reckoning revealed that the Sun is responsible for less than 30 percent of the rise in surface temperature experienced since that time."

      2. Also isn't peer reviewed. In fact, the two above are both editorials interpreting a number of actual published articles - in particular Solanki, which concluded no significant solar effect.

      Sure, there may well be studies confirming that X has happened with the sun, but they aren't saying anything about the GW attribution question.

      3. This certainly isn't peer reviewed. In fact, this article is by CEI, which was until recently directly funded by the oil companies. How much can we trust this criticism? Why haven't these criticism gone through official channels, such as comments submitted to the journal? Let's avoid these subjective issues and note that once again, we have another peer reviewed support of GW, and non-peer reviewed criticism. GGGP's assertion is still wrong.

      4. This is totally unrelated to GW. First, we are referring to ice ages, which GW is not about. Second, the timescale we are talking about is 0.5 billion years, and later 'hundreds of thousands or millions of years'. This is astronomical timescales, not even geological timescales. In any case, there is no statement at all within the study itself about whether current GW is human caused or not.

    4. Re:Do read the links you mentioned by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Yes, it should be no problem to find that on the internet, as everybody was putting their articles on the internet back in the mid '70s.

      Is your position then that no science journal has *ever* decided to keep online archives of articles before the 1970s? Doesn't that position seem rather tenuous to you?

      Are there any articles out there from the '70s done by peer reviewed scientists debunking the New Ice Age Theory?
      There were from the 1980s - when we discovered global warming.

      My impression is that back in the 1970s that was a great deal of uncertainty, in particular because of the lack of sophisticated computer modelling, and satellite based measurement etc that we have today. They couldn't debunk Ice Age, because they didn't have enough data, so they prudently remained silent until data made things clear - GW.

      They don't have to admit that they are wrong in this case (certainly, scientists have been wrong in the past, of course), because they weren't wrong. What they did back then was decide that they could not decide either way back then with any stronger certainty than that of a guess, and in many peer reviewed articles, they say exactly that.

      JD Hays, J Imbrie and NJ Shackleton, Science, v194, #4270, p1121, 1976/12/10:

      "Having presented evidence that major changes in past climate were associated with variations in the geometry of the earth's orbit, we should be able to predict the trend of future climate. Such forecasts must be qualified in two ways. First, they apply only to the natural component of future climatic trends - and not to anthropogenic effects such as those due to the burning of fossil fuels. Second, they describe only the long-term trends, because they are linked to orbital variations with periods of 20,000 years and longer. Climatic oscillations at higher frequencies are not predicted."

    5. Re:Do read the links you mentioned by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I disagree that historical patterns of drastic climate change much more extreme than global warming are unrelated to global warming.

      I also disagree that the solar studies don't apply. The rise of solar activity has a good fit with the rise in temperatures.

      It's good that you considered them. Personally, I trust "live" science more than religion but not completely and agree with the others that tho oil money is suspect, the people backing GW don't give funding or ostracize people who don't get with the current party line. I remain sceptical that GW is caused predominately by human activities.

      Since I'm not an expert and this isn't particularly important to me, I guess 1 point for you.

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  126. Where are the humour impaired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Just goes to show you that Google is not a crutch for normal brain function. ;-)"

    Well I Googled for slashdot and the damn thing laughed at me.

  127. The land is sinking too. by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 1

    Actualy, nearly 50% of the Netherlands is under sea level or slightly above it. That amount is not going to change all that much the next century, but because the geographic plate on which Holland is built is slowly tipping over (about 40 centimeters every century), the shoreline which is protecting the lower lands behind them is sinking into the sea.
    So for Holland, stopping global warming (if that's what causing the raising sea levels) won't be enough. Eventually, Holland will disappear under the sea.
    Luckily, even with the rising sea levels (also approximately 40 centimeters a century) that won't be anytime soon, because the Netherlands has plenty of skill and money to fight the sea for a long time to come.

  128. Oh Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ice melts and Canada gets the north-west trade route it has always dreamed of. It also gets to export huge numbers of beavers to protect other nations from the melt-water. Go Canada!

  129. Oh my god! by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    They killed Santa!

    You bastards!

  130. Muskeg by temojen · · Score: 1

    Muskeg is why they don't build much in northern Canada and Siberia. Whereever there's Muskeg (pretty much anywhere you'd want to put a train track) you have to dig down 30 meters of sloshy mud and fill the hole with gravel. If you don't dig to the bedrock, your train engine may just sink entirely into the peat.

    I suppose they could build on concrete pilings like the elevated LRT systems in cities, but then the load would be limited.

  131. The effect is negligible by Solandri · · Score: 1
    While technically you are correct, practically the effect is irrelevant.

    In a paper titled "The Melting of Floating Ice will Raise the Ocean Level" submitted to Geophysical Journal International, Noerdlinger demonstrates that melt water from sea ice and floating ice shelves could add 2.6% more water to the ocean than the water displaced by the ice, or the equivalent of approximately 4 centimeters (1.57 inches) of sea-level rise.

    So if all floating sea ice melted sea level would increase just 4 cm. In contrast, if the glaciers in Greenland melted (which you would think would have to happen if all floating sea ice melted), sea level would increase by an estimated 6.5 meters. Losing the Antarctic ice masses (which again would have to happen for all floating sea ice to melt) would increase sea levels by nearly 75 meters. The 4 cm contribution you point out is completely negligible except from an academic standpoint.

    1. Re:The effect is negligible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP is more than technically correct.

      What (s)he wrote was: This .018m^3 would spread out over the surface of the ocean, raising the water level ever so slightly.

  132. *chuckle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's that +10 insightfully funny button when you need it?

  133. Res Politica et fides Conectuntur by abb3w · · Score: 1

    This! This! is why I want to vote communist!

    Communism as its been practiced (outside religious enclaves) is similar to monopolistic corporatism... where the State is the only corporation, holds all the monopolies, and all the citizens are the employees. Gives new meaning to the idea of being "terminated," huh?

    But if you want to vote communist, move to the US; our communist party hasn't been noticably inconvenienced by the fall of the Soviet Union, and they often manage to field local-level candidates in some of the more liberal-leaning areas of the country.

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  134. Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists see a disaster of unimaginable proportions (unless you can imagine 100,000 Katarinas) and politicians see an opportunity for personal gain. The Thais it right.

  135. The mind boggles by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >many scientists were warning that the north pole could disappear completely

    As long as we can keep the other latitudes.

  136. hollow earth by mhebel · · Score: 1

    maybe they will fall into the hollow earth like so many believe.

  137. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    No no! The third one burned down, fell over, then sank in to the swamp. It was the fourth one that stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest post in Slashdot!

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  138. Beans, beans, the new greenhouse fruit by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    The more you eat, methane you'll poot,
    The more you poot, the larger the route.
    With global warming always in doubt.

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  139. Who needs Gulf Stream most - USA or EU or both? by Wills · · Score: 1
    Look at these vegetation maps. Who exports more grain - USA or Europe? Which region of the US accounts for over 80% of total US agricultural production? Which map do you prefer?

    A. Gulf Stream OFF image of US vegetation (Ice Age conditions)

    or

    B. Gulf Stream ON image of US vegetation (present day conditions)

  140. Be afraid, people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is good news for the Global Warming rabble rousers. With much fewer and less powerful tropical storms/hurricanes this year, the Bush hating Global Warming disciples can't use Katrina-like storms as a tactic to instill fear in people - I think we're on storm letter "H" this year (alphabetically), a month later than Katrina of last year. At least with this photographic "proof" of the polar ice melting, they've found a new messiah.

  141. Or vote for a Bush... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, Bush I implememented a federal death penalty just like Stalin, and Bush II has apparently replaced free elections with something remarkably similar to Communist elections (in function if not in technique).

  142. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by zenhkim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > You failed geography, right? Most of California and New York are above sea level, way above the 10 to 15 feet the sea level is expected to rise over the next century.

    While it's true that most of the land in Calfornia and New York State is above sea level, don't forget that much of the *population* is concentrated at or very close to the coastline. New York City, in particular, would be FUCKED by a rise in sea level, and other cities like San Francisco would also be in trouble (remember, the sea has tides). Even if most of California and New York remain above water, it would still be a tragic loss -- otherwise one could argue that the devastation of New Orleans was only a "minor" loss compared to the relative safety of Louisiana.

    > Now Virginia Beach, Virginia, home of Pat Robertson, GONE. And not a moment too soon.

    If I was still a church-goin' Christian, I'd say, "Amen to that, brother." ;)

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  143. Oh it exists. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    We just have no control over it.

  144. They can't help it by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >its the bored middle classes that are too lazy to do anything but consume.

    The middle classes have very little choice over their environmental impact. I'd wager the biggest single contributor to environmental problems that the middle classes provide is from driving their cars to and from work.

    There is very little choice in that action.

    Before you start about how people should all live next door to their place of work, you need to understand that most people can't do this, and the rest choose not to. People will get jobs in the best places they can, and they will buy houses in the places that provide the best opportunities for their children. Quite often, these two places are not in the same place.

    Steve

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  145. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

    > something that hasn't been possible during most of recorded human history.

    Looks like we dodged another murderous ice age. Whew!

    Oh, wait, that's not the politically correct answer, is it?

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  146. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    You were joking, but in his 1977 (!) book Heat Arthur Herzog proposed cooling off the earth by using giant lasers to beam excess heat into space. Yeesh.

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  147. badlands by deevnil · · Score: 1

    I was watching this ETV thing about the Badlands that was saying that they were formed by a torrental flow that happened over a (relatively)short period of time. Their guess was that an ice dam melted and allowed a pent up ocean of water to suddenly equalise back all over the rest of the ocean. So what are the chances of a glacier melting and a couple of feet of sea from the top of the globe flushing Canada again? They seemed awfully convinced about the possibility, but I guess maybe sea level is sea level everywhere? I'd look it up, but I don't live anywhere near the beach or canada. Isn't there some kind of bulge at the equator form all the spinning, is that still there? I'm just not convinced that a flat pan of water and a few ice cubes & density measurements necessarily represents all of the variables of a big gravity making ball of spinning earth...

  148. Canada: War of 1812 by Cocoshimmy · · Score: 1

    Canada hasn't lost a war to the US yet either, thankfully!

    In fact, in the war of 1812, not only did we win, but we torched the White house and several other US buildings including the department of treasury.

    Go Canada!!

  149. Already done in 2001 by lipi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to this article:

    "The Arctic is undergoing nothing less than a great rush for virgin territory and natural resources worth hundreds of billions of dollars..."

    "...In 2001, Russia made the first move, staking out virtually half of the Arctic Ocean, including the North Pole. Moscow sought to bolster its claim by sending a research ship north to gather geographical data. On Aug. 29, it reached the pole without the help of an icebreaker - the first surface ship ever to do so."

  150. Re:Maybe Some Humans Are More Temporary Than Other by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1
    Our lineage is at least 3.3 million years old http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/ 2006/920/1

    Finally, someone is thinking about the children.

  151. New market by Porchroof · · Score: 1
    ...as the U.S., Canada, Russia and the EU jockey for control of the newly opened passages.
    And that control, of course, will open the north pole market to our industrial output...both of which do not exist.
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  152. What would Steve Ballmer be doing there? by wilec · · Score: 1

    "Did they find any evidence of ManPolarBearPig?"

    What would Steve Ballmer be doing there?

    I knew there would be someway to reply with a M$ related troll in this topic if read down far enough. I see someone already managed to get a Al Gore related comment in, lets see that leaves Bush, at least one Clinton, Linux, Beowulf, Nazi's, p0rn, and oh yea "In Soviet Russia....". Oh well I'm not to the bottom yet.

    Wabi-Sabi
    Matthew

  153. In related news.... by johnBurkey · · Score: 1
  154. sure sure by drDugan · · Score: 1

    let me get this straight: we're on a burning, sinking ship and the big boy countries are jockying over who gets to control the hallways?

    nice.

    We truly have amused ourselves to death.

  155. FUD by drDugan · · Score: 1

    F = the "global warming" stuff.
    U = this was probably an open passage; Vikings may have crossed it.
    D = all that is really happening is we are finally

    and ./ has marked this +4 Informative. *sigh*

    1. Re:FUD by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The phrases "probably", "may have", "suggests", "supports", and so on are what real science is built on, not hyperbole and unfounded assertions. There probably was and open northern passage between AD 1000 and AD 1200. They Vikings may have crossed it. I wasn't alive back then, so I don't know for certain, but they both seem very likely, and I have a good amount of confidence in those statements. If we assume those two statements are true (actually only the first one, the Vikings don't really matter at all here, except as supporting evidence of the first), then we can reach the conclusion that the global warming is actually just a return to normal conditions, and has nothing to do with human actions.

    2. Re:FUD by drDugan · · Score: 1

      That's just too rich. The irony of putting the words "real science" in the above post is beautiful.

      In my view "real science" is based on hypothesis generation, observation, and hypothesis testing.

      What evidence supports the "open northern passage between AD 1000 and AD 1200"? I'd like to see it.

      There was never any doubt about you being alive in 1200 AD in my mind. Even more to the point, I think there is not much anyone knows "for certain" about events in 1200 AD.

      Why do you assert confidence in the two statements you offer?

      Why would I want to assume what you said? It would appear you have asserted a few personal opinions and unfounded assertions.

      And now for the "conclusion":

      You assert that if a northern passage was open in 1200 AD, then "global warming" (as defined in the current general debate: meaning humans have caused environmental changes leading directly to higher average temperatures), simply doesn't exist. It seems you are asserting that there is some "normal" state of the planet, and if we can match observations now to historical ones, then this match represents the normal state. I think what you mean is that if we can find a historical data point (ice thickness in 1200AD) that looks in some way like the current data point (ice thickness in 2006AD), then the evidence to support why the current data point happened can be discounted or ignored (because of the match) in our investigations.

      I cannot imagine that is what you mean. To me, this just doesn't make sense.

      Please do explain how you reach the conclusion. The ./ commujnity still has you ranked at (+4, Insightful) now, so I must be missing something. Evidence, pointers to other people's discussion, graphics, videos, time series, anything really would be great.

    3. Re:FUD by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The basic concept is that AD 1,200 was before the Little Ice Age, and that the global warming we are now seeing is just the effects of the final end of the Little Ice Age. There is some evidence to support the possibility that the Vikings traveled through the Northwest Passage, which doesn't really exist anymore, but apparently may again soon. I don't claim that global warming doesn't exist: this reopening of the Northwest Passage is pretty sound evidence. I suggest that global warming is most likely not caused by humans, but instead a natural phenomenon, the results of us "returning to normal".

    4. Re:FUD by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      What is this mysterious "Dotslash" that you speak of?

    5. Re:FUD by drDugan · · Score: 1

      this reopening of the Northwest Passage is pretty sound evidence ... the way I see it, no it is not.

      Your response is almost a verbatim copy of your previous post. Saying it again does not make it more accurate or more supported. The best defense against logic is ignorance. What facts or evidence can you present to support the assertion "that global warming is most likely not caused by humans, but instead a natural phenomenon"?

      This is a statement that I do not agree with, as there is significant evidence that the burning of fossil fuels leads to greenhouse gasses, that when their increase causes greenhouse effects and higher average temperatures. This is not proof of human causation of recently observed increases in average global temperature patterns, but it is a coorelation that is extremely hard to dismiss scientifically.

    6. Re:FUD by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The Little Ice Age is not a disputed idea. It started around AD 1,200 to AD 1,300, and it is generally considered to have ended somewhere around AD 1,800 to AD 1,900. It is entirely possible that we are just now actually getting out of it, and the observed global warming is just that. It is still disputed if humans actually make a noticable impact, in spite of what Al Gore might say, and I suspect we can't do so yet.

    7. Re:FUD by drDugan · · Score: 1

      The Little Ice Age is not a disputed idea.

      Yes, it is. According to the The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, part of the United Nations Evonmental Prgramme - tasked specifically with examination of the scientific evidence - they wrote: Thus current evidence does not support globally synchronous periods of anomalous cold or warmth over this timeframe. Online version is located here: http://www.grida.no/climate/ipcc_tar/wg1/070.htm I'd say that's a dispute.

      You keep saying the same line of reasoning repeatedly, you're asserting things that are clearly false (I claim the statement I quote from above is clearly false.), and you are asserting your opinions without and any supporting evidence or proof at all.

      Here, with this post, you propagate more FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt:

      F = "in spite of what Al Gore might say"
      U = "It is entirely possible"; "to have ended somewhere around"
      D = "It is still disputed if humans actually,"

      What ever happened to the value in truth? Somewhere over the last 6 years it became in vogue to NOT connect ones reasoning as close as possible to objective reality.

      The debate is over. As I see it, rational discussion as to weather or not human pollution is a factor in global temperatures occurs now only with people who are significantly underinformed about the current scientific evidence in the story. Those who understand the science see the connection: humans have caused and are causing significant changes to the environment. These changes affect the temperature. You can choose not to see or believe it. I will stand up and cut through the obvious guilt-ridden FUD-driven drivelish. It will take a lot more people doing this to rid ourselves of the current tendency toward accepting blatant untruths.

      The basic nature of this text interchange is one in which you are not engaging me, addressing my points, or answering the questions I raise.

      I don't have time to continue this thread and will not reply further.

      I welcome a closing post from you.

    8. Re:FUD by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      The Little Ice Age is not a disputed idea.

      Yes, it is.

      Great rebuttal. Well, whether the Earth is flat or not is still disputed too.

      ... current evidence does not support globally synchronous periods of anomalous cold or warmth over this timeframe ...

      That is because the Little Ice Age wasn't a global event, it was "only" the Northern Hemisphere. They aren't claiming that it never happened, because that would be absurd. Here are a lot of more recent articles that seem to think the Little Ice Age happened after all, all more recent than that study.

      You keep saying the same line of reasoning repeatedly ...

      And it remains true no matter how often I write it.

      you're asserting things that are clearly false (I claim the statement I quote from above is clearly false.), and you are asserting your opinions without and any supporting evidence or proof at all.

      The existance of the Little Ice Age is not "clearly false", it is a well-documented historical fact. The Thames River froze over many of the winters during the Little Ice Age. New York Harbor froze over. The canals and rivers of the Netherlands froze over. These things were not considered normal then, and they don't happen now. The article you yourself cite specifies a drop as much a 1 or 2 degrees Celsius in Europe. While this doesn't seem like much, remember that the "global warming" experienced during the Twentieth Century that everyone is getting worked up about was around a half a degree Celsius raise.

      Here, with this post, you propagate more FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt:

      F = "in spite of what Al Gore might say"
      U = "It is entirely possible"; "to have ended somewhere around"
      D = "It is still disputed if humans actually,"

      Here, with this post, you propagate more FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt:

      F = "humans have caused and are causing significant changes to the environment"
      U = "I'd say that's a dispute"
      D = "What ever happened to the value in truth?"

      What ever happened to the value in truth? Somewhere over the last 6 years it became in vogue to NOT connect ones reasoning as close as possible to objective reality.

      Six years? I am sure that is a completely arbitrary number, just pulled out of the top of your head. I am sure you aren't trying to imply that the Little Ice Age is a giant conspiricy by George Bush, invented purely to dispute The Universal Truth of Global Warming.

      The debate is over.

      I am not really sure there ever was one.

      As I see it, rational discussion as to weather or not human pollution is a factor in global temperatures occurs now only with people who are significantly underinformed about the current scientific evidence in the story.

      Rational discussion does not occur among the uninformed, on either side of the political debate. The people who believe in global warming don't debate it, they just believe it. The people who don't believe don't debate it either, they just continue to not believe. Rational discussion does not occur in political issues, which is all that this "science" has ever been.

      Those who understand the science see the connection: humans have caused and are causing significant changes to the environment. These changes affect the temperature.

      That sounds familiar: "Let he who hears, hear" perhaps?

      You can choose not to see or believe it. I will stand up and cut through the obvious guilt-ridden FUD-driven drivelish. It will take a lot more people doing this to rid ourselves of the current tendency toward accepting blatant untruths.

      Well, I am glad to see that you are willing to continue your religious crusade for "science".

  156. Northwest Passage found!! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what this is, the leganary Northwest Passage finally possible to normal traffic. This is HUGE. It would reduce the travel route for goods from China/Asia by over half! and bypass many hostile weather/political areas. It litterally would dump directly into the northern EU countries... some of the most stable in the world and very close to current manufactureing centers in Russia and Germany, UK, and France. In a hugely political move, this could cut the US off from the rest of the world. No more Panama, Goods between China and the EU could move freely with no intruption.

  157. Or vote for a Shrub... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    No, Bush's policies are closer to fascist-style state corporatism than the soviet flavor of communist-style state corporatism. The main difference is that fascist ideology glorifies industry rather than the workers themselves. Depressingly similar, in many ways.

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  158. Re:Actually, it'll be more sane. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1
    the whole Amsterdam experiance was wasted on them - they spent the whole weekend getting blowjobs of women dressed as School girls! (a little wierd for my liking) where as my friends and I enjoyed more of the greenery.

    It seems to me that the "whole Amsterdam experience" would involve doing both, no?

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