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>> a copy of "Baby's First Shit"Actually that got quite good reviews in the Times and Atlantic Monthly.
>> Part of what is different about this is that they are using over 6,831 laptop type lithium-ion batteriesSo you're saying I can run a Beowulf Cluster of laptops out of the cigarette lighter on this baby?
That would explain why WalMart keeps trying to charge me $59.95 for a hemostat every time I shop there.
My processor goes to eleven.
That's ok, we can refilm it in HiDef now.
Crazy Ivan must be jealous of Mexico's adobe submarine.
The dullest object ever made is being kept safe in the Oval Office.
>> I imagine you can do better than 'It Can't.'Sometimes the correct answer is really boring.
>> arrested for videotaping policeI can imagine the Muppets' skit now, "Piiiiggggggs onnnnn Taaaaaappppe".
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
> ...because Linux users dont have girlfriends!The program will be known as Gnome Reaching Out to People Enlightened, or G.R.O.P.E for short.
Forsooth, thou shitest me not.
>> i wish you could mod articles down...anyone else agree?Yes.
Nintendo is merging with Apple.The combined company will be renamed Nipple.
>> Doesn't seem like much of a deterrant to me.$11,000 is pretty cheap for that kind of advertising. I'd advise a Hot Grits mod for the next GTA title.
>> Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?In the ass, evidently.
>> the day pigs flyThe molecular genetics group at Harvard is working on this too.
>> there is nothing more relaxing than running round a shopping mall beating people to death with someone elses bloody arm, then using rockets to see how many things you can blow up.Jack? Jack Thompson? Is that you?
>> my grandmother signed up for the 3Mbps DSL planIs she single?
Five bucks says they'll never catch me.
>> Urinal gaming stationsThis is clearly a plot to improve our aim.
Microsoft complaining about slow software is like Rosie O'Donell making jokes about fat people.
?won me raeh uoy naC
Say it again... Uh huh...
Yeah. Plus these cheap Japanese voice reconstructions never seem to match up with the characters' actions onscreen.
>> a copy of "Baby's First Shit"
Actually that got quite good reviews in the Times and Atlantic Monthly.
>> Part of what is different about this is that they are using over 6,831 laptop type lithium-ion batteries
So you're saying I can run a Beowulf Cluster of laptops out of the cigarette lighter on this baby?
That would explain why WalMart keeps trying to charge me $59.95 for a hemostat every time I shop there.
My processor goes to eleven.
That's ok, we can refilm it in HiDef now.
Crazy Ivan must be jealous of Mexico's adobe submarine.
The dullest object ever made is being kept safe in the Oval Office.
>> I imagine you can do better than 'It Can't.'
Sometimes the correct answer is really boring.
>> arrested for videotaping police
I can imagine the Muppets' skit now, "Piiiiggggggs onnnnn Taaaaaappppe".
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
> ...because Linux users dont have girlfriends!
The program will be known as Gnome Reaching Out to People Enlightened, or G.R.O.P.E for short.
Forsooth, thou shitest me not.
>> i wish you could mod articles down...anyone else agree?
Yes.
Nintendo is merging with Apple.
The combined company will be renamed Nipple.
>> Doesn't seem like much of a deterrant to me.
$11,000 is pretty cheap for that kind of advertising. I'd advise a Hot Grits mod for the next GTA title.
>> Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?
In the ass, evidently.
>> the day pigs fly
The molecular genetics group at Harvard is working on this too.
>> there is nothing more relaxing than running round a shopping mall beating people to death with someone elses bloody arm, then using rockets to see how many things you can blow up.
Jack? Jack Thompson? Is that you?
>> my grandmother signed up for the 3Mbps DSL plan
Is she single?
Five bucks says they'll never catch me.
>> Urinal gaming stations
This is clearly a plot to improve our aim.
Microsoft complaining about slow software is like Rosie O'Donell making jokes about fat people.
?won me raeh uoy naC
Say it again... Uh huh...
Yeah. Plus these cheap Japanese voice reconstructions never seem to match up with the characters' actions onscreen.