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  1. Re:As a designer... on Examining the Era of Print-on-Demand · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> a copy of "Baby's First Shit"

    Actually that got quite good reviews in the Times and Atlantic Monthly.

  2. Re:Over 6,831 batteries? on Test Driving the Tesla Roadster · · Score: 1

    >> Part of what is different about this is that they are using over 6,831 laptop type lithium-ion batteries

    So you're saying I can run a Beowulf Cluster of laptops out of the cigarette lighter on this baby?

  3. Re:A better idea... on Surgical Tools to Include RFID · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would explain why WalMart keeps trying to charge me $59.95 for a hemostat every time I shop there.

  4. Re:"well.. my dad can beat up your dad!" on AMD Launches Counterstrike Against Core 2 Duo · · Score: 2, Funny

    My processor goes to eleven.

  5. Re:So.... on Apollo 11 TV Tapes Go Missing · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's ok, we can refilm it in HiDef now.

  6. Re:Inflatable? on Inflatable Private Space Station Launched · · Score: 1

    Crazy Ivan must be jealous of Mexico's adobe submarine.

  7. I hope it's guarded well on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: 5, Funny

    The dullest object ever made is being kept safe in the Oval Office.

  8. It can't. on Stephen Hawking Asks The Internet a Question · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> I imagine you can do better than 'It Can't.'

    Sometimes the correct answer is really boring.

  9. Muppets on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> arrested for videotaping police

    I can imagine the Muppets' skit now, "Piiiiggggggs onnnnn Taaaaaappppe".

  10. Re:One step closer... on ACLU Files for Info on New Brain-Scan Tech · · Score: 1

    We've always been at war with Eurasia.

  11. Re:Women don't know about linux... on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 1

    > ...because Linux users dont have girlfriends!

    The program will be known as Gnome Reaching Out to People Enlightened, or G.R.O.P.E for short.

  12. Re:begs the question? on End of a Scientific Legend? · · Score: 1

    Forsooth, thou shitest me not.

  13. Re:everyone mod this article down!!!! on Rumormongering - Apple Could Buy Nintendo? · · Score: 1

    >> i wish you could mod articles down...anyone else agree?

    Yes.

  14. Re:Huh? on Rumormongering - Apple Could Buy Nintendo? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Nintendo is merging with Apple.

    The combined company will be renamed Nipple.

  15. Re:Wow, $11,000 on FTC and Rockstar Settle Hot Coffee Dispute · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Doesn't seem like much of a deterrant to me.

    $11,000 is pretty cheap for that kind of advertising. I'd advise a Hot Grits mod for the next GTA title.

  16. Re:...the hell? on Microsoft Talks Daily With Your Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Microsoft: Where do we want to take you today?

    In the ass, evidently.

  17. Re:Never, never, and never on Harvard Scientists to Clone Human Embryos · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> the day pigs fly

    The molecular genetics group at Harvard is working on this too.

  18. Re:Damn right... on Just Let Me Play! · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> there is nothing more relaxing than running round a shopping mall beating people to death with someone elses bloody arm, then using rockets to see how many things you can blow up.

    Jack? Jack Thompson? Is that you?

  19. Grandma on ISPs Offer Faster Speeds, Why Don't We Get Them? · · Score: 1

    >> my grandmother signed up for the 3Mbps DSL plan

    Is she single?

  20. Wanna bet? on WA Law: 5 Years in Prison for Gambling Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Five bucks says they'll never catch me.

  21. Urinal gaming stations! on Top 10 Strangest Gadgets of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Urinal gaming stations

    This is clearly a plot to improve our aim.

  22. Re:It's a fucking WORD PROCESSOR on Microsoft Claims OpenDocument is Too Slow · · Score: 1

    Microsoft complaining about slow software is like Rosie O'Donell making jokes about fat people.

  23. Re:Why not get one from cryptophone.de? on Company Makes Inconspicuous Secure Cellphone · · Score: 1

    ?won me raeh uoy naC

  24. Re:Zero to Slashdotted on What is OpenLaszlo, and What is it Good For? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Say it again... Uh huh...

  25. Re:Fine, but... on Japanese Lab Creates 'Da Vinci' Voices · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Plus these cheap Japanese voice reconstructions never seem to match up with the characters' actions onscreen.