>> this particular virus, dubbed Phoenix, is a wimpy one
Well, as long as it's not dubbed "Grothrox the Strong, Destroyer of Worlds, Bleeder of Humanity"... just play outside and change out of your school clothes.
>> In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years.
No shit, Sherlock. Unless you're from Kansas, the earth is around 4.5 billion years old, and Homo sapiens have been around for about four hundred thousand years. On a geological time scale our existence is completely irrelevant.
Nigel: Well, it's one searchier, isn't it? It's not google. You see, most blokes, you know, will be searching at google. You're on google here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on google on your computer. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Buy the full report for $1000 and find out.
>> Internet Only 1% Porn
That's because the porn is diluted 99:1 with spam.
>> ... now with Intel Foursome!
Sounds... hot.
>> an Italian company has developed... a concrete that literally breaks down pollutants in the air...
Sounds plausible. Wasn't it the Italians who created a concrete which absorbs and contains competing mobsters?
Moonfarts!
Also note that John Cage is suing anyone who doesn't talk for a few minutes, so be sure to keep taliking.
A vote for the lesser of two evils, is a vote for evil.
>> Should Online Stores Be Subject To ADA?
Why not? They all appear to be subject to ADD.
>> this particular virus, dubbed Phoenix, is a wimpy one
Well, as long as it's not dubbed "Grothrox the Strong, Destroyer of Worlds, Bleeder of Humanity"... just play outside and change out of your school clothes.
Sweet!
>> who would mistake Barbara Streisand for Shrek
Actors hate it when fans think they are the characters they play.
>> Example: cS#e(k5L@^
That's the name of your cat, isn't it.
The graves of George Washington's crack dental team are probably safe.
>> In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years.
No shit, Sherlock. Unless you're from Kansas, the earth is around 4.5 billion years old, and Homo sapiens have been around for about four hundred thousand years. On a geological time scale our existence is completely irrelevant.
So should we ban axes or computers?
Link to printable version
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Weapons of mass destruction to weapons of mass instruction, eh?
>> The guy who is just 18 years old, was prompted to take this step; because of the reason that emerged from his love for gaming.
Say that again, but not in Klingon.
No, but I'd stock up on water chips anyhow.
Nigel: Well, it's one searchier, isn't it? It's not google. You see, most blokes, you know, will be searching at google. You're on google here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on google on your computer. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to google plus one.
Nigel: google puls one. Exactly. One louder.
Your cat called. He wants his hairball back.
>> I'll go with the odds and say that the only winner in this situation would be the poster.
Close. The poster is the only weiner in this situation.
I'm sponsoring the XXX prize for two women willing to accept my genetic code at the same time.
>> What if your hands are wet?
No problem; the product itself is GUI.
>> I was pulling my hair out...
I'm betting you *used* to look more like Craig than Andy.