A friend's 87 year-old Grandmother spilled a hurricane lamp on herself and burnt to death. I asked him if they had her cremated, and that sick fucker laughed.
Actually it's more like beating them repeatedly with a crowbar, then stabbing them a few times with a kbar, a double-tap in the head with a Glock, a few rounds of buckshot from the ol' assault shotgun, a clip from a 9mm sub-machine gun, several three round bursts from the assault rifle, one bazooka round, a blast from that thing that makes you turn to ice and shatter, and a direct hit from a plasma rifle.
Then you can see what's really on the inside of these things.
>> Now, if you were a nation that was laballed as a supporter of terrorism, what's there to guarantee that you won't be nuked the day after such a draft becomes a law?
Ok. Now nuke Israel, Palestine, Vatican City, Venesuela, Iran, Iraq, the FSU, China, Northern Ireland, Regular ol' Ireland, the U.K., Syria, most of the African continent, Vietnam, North Korea, the Ukraine, ourselves (the USA), and about thirty or forty other countries.
That's just silly talk, mister. The Gossamer Albatross has a wingspan of over 3 Libraries of Congress, stands taller than a Volkswagen, and can fly faster than nine football fields.
>> Do you find performance metrics relevant to your customer experience?
Art thou high, Romeo?
Website too slow? I leave. Website payment insecure? I leave. Website crapfloods me with cookies? I leave. Website menus unorganized? I leave. No content? I leave. Too many clicks to get what I want? I leave. These are my performance metrics.
>> to do things like pay for the renovation of land features to reduce the effects of natural disasters
Good idea. If you were to magically "renovate" all the swapland that's been destroyed in the last 100 years, there'd be a lot more flood absorption of the lowere Mississippi.
I recently purchased a number of new machines for my business and decided to attempt to transition from Excel/Word to Open Office. Although there have been a few file format inconstancies, and the feature set can sometimes be awkward, I'm generally impressed. 1,000 Karma Kredits for the folks at OO and some pecuniary support if I choose to stay with them a year from now.
>> but the ability to detect and interpret the subtle non-verbal cues people display that can provide information regarding their mental and emotional state
Clearly this is why flamewars happen much more on the internet than in meatspace,... asshole!
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>> Butz said that to get around the problem...
Harry? Harry is that you?
No, but can download a driver, change the COM ports, and reboot.
>> Do you realize what one can do with $4.1 MILLION a year?
Eight chicks at one time?
>> The connection between this record-breaking storm year and global warming remains controversial."
I'll start to worry when we get a year that has a hurricane named like an AOL email address.
"As you can see on Doppler Radar hurricane Edward476 is headed straight for Galveston>"
Memo from the Marketing Department:
Old and busted: underwear showing above your belt
The new hotness: looking like you just peed yourself
A friend's 87 year-old Grandmother spilled a hurricane lamp on herself and burnt to death. I asked him if they had her cremated, and that sick fucker laughed.
I'm thinkin' the Hamburgler is a prime suspect in the case.
Civ3 was a flop because of all the boobies.
>> Dissecting U.S. Violent Game Bills
Dissecting them? No.
Actually it's more like beating them repeatedly with a crowbar, then stabbing them a few times with a kbar, a double-tap in the head with a Glock, a few rounds of buckshot from the ol' assault shotgun, a clip from a 9mm sub-machine gun, several three round bursts from the assault rifle, one bazooka round, a blast from that thing that makes you turn to ice and shatter, and a direct hit from a plasma rifle.
Then you can see what's really on the inside of these things.
>> Now, if you were a nation that was laballed as a supporter of terrorism, what's there to guarantee that you won't be nuked the day after such a draft becomes a law?
Ok. Now nuke Israel, Palestine, Vatican City, Venesuela, Iran, Iraq, the FSU, China, Northern Ireland, Regular ol' Ireland, the U.K., Syria, most of the African continent, Vietnam, North Korea, the Ukraine, ourselves (the USA), and about thirty or forty other countries.
Oh... and mind the fallout.
My server fell onto a concrete floor and now it's about a thousand bits.
That's just silly talk, mister. The Gossamer Albatross has a wingspan of over 3 Libraries of Congress, stands taller than a Volkswagen, and can fly faster than nine football fields.
>> Do you find performance metrics relevant to your customer experience?
Art thou high, Romeo?
Website too slow? I leave. Website payment insecure? I leave. Website crapfloods me with cookies? I leave. Website menus unorganized? I leave. No content? I leave. Too many clicks to get what I want? I leave. These are my performance metrics.
Bye.
>> Why in the world does it cost $80?
Because this one goes to 11, see?
Plus creating highly secure passwords will be a breeze!
>> to do things like pay for the renovation of land features to reduce the effects of natural disasters
Good idea. If you were to magically "renovate" all the swapland that's been destroyed in the last 100 years, there'd be a lot more flood absorption of the lowere Mississippi.
I recently purchased a number of new machines for my business and decided to attempt to transition from Excel/Word to Open Office. Although there have been a few file format inconstancies, and the feature set can sometimes be awkward, I'm generally impressed. 1,000 Karma Kredits for the folks at OO and some pecuniary support if I choose to stay with them a year from now.
>> The earth has been here for millions of years....
Actually the age of the earth is thought to be about 4.54 billion years. Unless, of course, you are from Kansas.
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I'm sending my warmest wishes to all of Pluto as "Craven Moorebush".
Dear Mr. jmartens:
I am Plutonia Pluton, widow of the late Plutonian Head of State, Gen. Plutonius Pluton...
Not after we RFID the customers! Imagine the peoplemover at the airport, cranked up to 10 feet per second.
>> but the ability to detect and interpret the subtle non-verbal cues people display that can provide information regarding their mental and emotional state
:)
Clearly this is why flamewars happen much more on the internet than in meatspace,... asshole!
I'll bet he gets asked to spell it a lot more than he gets asked to pronounce it.
...it would be called Stupidscape: Triteness.