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Das Keyboard: Hit Any Key

Black hardware just can't help looking cool (think TIE fighters, NeXT Cubes, and the hard-to-find black SE/30 case you might have lusted for in 1994), but have you ever wanted an all-black keyboard? Das Keyboard, from Austin-based Metadot, fills the craving for those so afflicted, and by "all-black," I mean something very nearly that: except a small white label ("Das Keyboard") in the upper left corner and labels for the three usual indicator lights -- num lock, caps lock, and scroll lock -- there's nothing but black to see. The keys are unlabeled in any conventional sense, though the index-finger keys of the conventional home row (F and J) are marked with the usual small bumps; theoretically, this should make typing more accurate after a time, just because cheating with one's eyeballs isn't a possibility. It's the aesthetic opposite of the recently announced Optimus keyboard; this is high minimalism applied to the modern keyboard. The truth is, I wanted to like Das Keyboard. It looks cool, and the concept sounds, well, sound. The thing itself left me a bit disappointed, though; I've outlined my reasoning below. The problem with inviting comparison Metadot borrowed from the best in the design of their keyboard: dimensionally, it's just about a dead ringer for an IBM Model M. Compared to my 1984 Model M, Das Keyboard's chassis is less than a half-inch shy of the M's longest dimension, and that half inch is shaved off the the outermost edge; key size, curvature and placement are identical to that of the Model M, at least to the limit of the measuring instruments mounted to each side of my nose. (The underside looks quite a bit different, though: A fair amount of Das Keyboard's undercarriage is just empty space, because the plastic underneath follows the curve of the keys themselves, leaving a small wedge of air.) The board's 6-foot USB cable (nice and chunky) exits to the rear through a neat slot straight up from the Caps Lock indicator. However, the dimensions are unfortunately where the resemblance ends, because the great thing about older, mechanical-action keyboards like the Model M is not so much how they look, but how they feel beneath the hand. Instead of the clacking, snapping action of buckling-spring keyboards, manufacturers have mostly moved to cheaper, less-complicated membrane keyboards, some of which feel better than others. My impression on opening the box and giving the black keyboard a lengthy groping was that the Das Keyboard's action is a bit squishy. To be fair, in the current keyboard market, most of the competition feels no better, and many competitors feel worse. Some people prefer the feel of membrane keyboards, though, so don't take my word for it -- taste in keyboards is idiosyncratic at best. As membrane boards go, Das Keyboard is on the good side of average. About that extreme makeover ... So what does the all-black color scheme do for one's typing speed? According to the company, by taking away the crutch of key labels, the user is forced to learn better typing skills and concentrate on their computer's screen.

This may be true for some people, and it sounds like a good theory, but in several weeks of use, I never quite swam, and mostly sank. Whenever I'd hit a wrong key (which was often), I found myself either hunting-and-pecking or craning my neck to peek at a conventional keyboard a few feet away for guidance. I'm an untutored typist, but several years of moderately heavy keyboarding mean I'm at least not a newcomer to entering text with a keyboard -- I even rather enjoy it, most days. However, maybe I'm just a slow learner, but I haven't had as much frustration with a keyboard since I played with a Twiddler a few years ago. Maybe I glance at my keys more than I realize on my conventional keyboard, or maybe it's simply that I had a hard time getting used to the feel of the board, but in the end I ended up disappointed with my speed using Das Keyboard. That's not to say that a better typist would feel the same; maybe I'm just not to the threshold of typing skill that Das Keyboard requires.

According to a company representative, the keys on Das Keyboard are divided into several distinct groups, each with their own response. I tried in vain to detect the difference between keys in various groups, and think I faintly detected it, sometimes. But the difference between any two of the keys on this keyboard (harping, I know) seems far less than that between any of Das Keyboard's keys and its equivalent key on a mechanical-action board. An exception is the space bar, which really did take the promised extra effort to press down: this is a welcome change, and I hope other keyboard makers license (or at least copy!) the idea, because I tend to keep my thumbs on the space bar. (I'd like to see a mechanical-switch version of Das Keyboard, which would retain the neat looks but do away with the milquetoast response.) My muscle memory isn't what it used to be The upshot, at least to me, is that Das Keyboard has a feel slightly better than the run-of-the-mill keyboards on offer at mass-market retailers, and much cooler looks, but costs a bit more than those differences justify, at least to my wallet. The industrial approach of this keyboard would be a perfect match for a gaming or overclocking system built for clean, industrial looks, and a better deal than most "high tech" sculpture, but I'm unconvinced that it's truly a practical improvement. If I wanted a keyboard with the claimed advantages of an absence of key-cap labels, I think I'd hit local thrift stores until I found a model that felt acceptable to my hands, and pick up can apiece of spray paint and lacquer.

479 comments

  1. Top Ten by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Top Ten reasons to get Das Keyboard:
    • 10. It looks cool to geeks
    • 9. It looks threatening or confusing to non-geeks
    • 8. Ajustable key-weight can help build up those wimpy pinky muscles
    • 7. Spare parts: Fewer part numbers for keycaps "I need a new any key"
    • 6. Cheetos rings will stand out more clearly
    • 5. You'll actually learn to type better OR
    • 4. 7iu'll hABe a bwttar rxcise fpr t[pod
    • 3. It does have a certain IBM throw-back cachet
    • 2. Greatly discourages others from using your computer.
    • 1. Das Blinken Lights sign will look so much better above it

    Want to do something more practical? Get a Braille keyboard and learn that while typing. It's a skill, right?

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    1. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      11. It appears on Slashdot!

      How much did /. got?

    2. Re:Top Ten by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful
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    3. Re:Top Ten by elliotCarte · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Top 5 reasons not to buy one:

      1. It's much cooler and geekier to make your own like my buddy did.
      2. If you make your own you won't have that white label reading 'Das Keyboard' ruining your otherwise all black beauty.
      3. These are not at all new. They've been around for a long time, so the trendy factor has already worn off.
      4. Real geeks have all black keyboards because the white characters have all worn off from excesive use.
      5. I don't even have a keyboard you insensitive clod.

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    4. Re:Top Ten by Ikn · · Score: 3, Funny

      12. It appeared on Slashdot again! 13. And again! 14. Oh noez, here it is again! Just one more reason to get it! Seriously, this gets covered like every other week.

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    5. Re:Top Ten by dolphinling · · Score: 1

      1. It's much cooler and geekier to make your own like my buddy did.

      I should try this with a real Model M. I seem to remember one in the house from years ago, it's probably up in the attic...

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    6. Re:Top Ten by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Plus creating highly secure passwords will be a breeze!

    7. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a story; this is a review. The difference is that a story (like the previous article) is intended to tell you that some cool bit of kit exists, while a review (like this article) tells you whether it's any good or not.

      A dupe is when a story is repeated without any new information. This article contains new information (some information on what it's like to use that didn't come from the makers' press release). Therefore, it is not a dupe.

    8. Re:Top Ten by lav-chan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Main reason not to buy one?

      Because it's just a normal $30 keyboard you can buy from any computer store. Paint it black yourself if you want to.

      80 fucking dollars, give me a break.

    9. Re:Top Ten by CatsCradle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Want to do something more practical? Get a Braille keyboard and learn that while typing. It's a skill, right?

      Hmmm... Good idea.
      http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=braille%20keyb oard

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    10. Re:Top Ten by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      Yup. It's all well and good to have variable "weights" to the keys, but at the end of the day it's a blank keyboard that is kinda neat, but not 2.5x-the-price neat.

    11. Re:Top Ten by TWX · · Score: 1

      "1. It's much cooler and geekier to make your own like my buddy did."

      I've made a couple of them too, but usually by just using them incessantly and harshly for several years at a time. My Gateway 2000 "Any Key" keyboard definitely fits the description...

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    12. Re:Top Ten by bjbyrne · · Score: 0

      2. If you make your own you won't have that white label reading 'Das Keyboard' ruining your otherwise all black beauty.

      That is nothing a black sharpie can't fix. Or better yet, a small square of black duct tape.

    13. Re:Top Ten by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      I wore a hole in my spacebar once, from normal usage.

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    14. Re:Top Ten by poor_boi · · Score: 4, Informative
      Painting a keyboard black sucks:
      1. you have to find some paint that won't rub or flake off.
      2. you have to spraypaint the keys carefully enough to not gum up the functioning of the keys: I'm looking at my "unblank" keytronic keyboard right now and it has less than 1/16" between the keys.
      3. you should find some some black paint whose surface feels nice enough to rest under your fingers for 8 hours a day
      4. my "unblank" keytronic keyboar's key writing is actually both painted and tactile. E.g. the white inscriptions on each key are subtly raised up from the rest of the key. This means that even after you "paint" your keyboard, you may still be able to see the key inscriptions, reducing the 'cool factor'.
      5. it's hard! when you're an uber-geek, you're making bank anyway... the time you spend making your own half-baked chincy "painted black" keyboard will probably pay for the real deal: "Das Keyboard"

      And finally, let me conclude: Keytronic keyboards are not avaible from your neighborhood CrapUSA or Bogus Buy. Those guys sell horrible, cheap keyboards at outrageous markups.

      If you're looking for a quality keyboard, order from Keytronic (or a Das Keyboard if you feel like paying for the 'cool' factor.) Keytronic puts pride, quality, and engineering into their product and it shows. I spent months researching where to buy 'quality keyboards' after being burned by craptastic keyboard after craptastic keyboard from CrapUSA and other like-retailers. The end result of my research pointed me at Keytronic keyboards, and I haven't been disappointed.

      By the way, if you happen to know a manufacturer / retailer of QUALITY keyboards, please reply to this post and let me know, I'm interested in creating a community keyboard review site and could use some first-hand info. =)

      ciao!
      poor

    15. Re:Top Ten by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine, about ten years ago now, did basically that - but rather than just black, took some liberty with the spraycans, and made some damn cool designs on keyboard, monitor, and case. This was ten years ago, well before case mods were in. To get around problems mentions, he used high quality spray paint, pulled the keys off the keyboard, then sanded back the keys. Now, that was well geek, back in those days. Plus you could use those nice spring loaded IBM keyboards.

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    16. Re:Top Ten by austad · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can dye plastic. RIT actually works on some types of plastic, and some autoparts stores sell dye meant for plastics. I'm sure you can find what you need by searching for it though.

      Just dunk the whole damn thing in a bucket of dye and dry it off under a heat lamp for a couple of days. I've washed keyboards in the dishwasher before and dried them that way, and they still worked just fine.

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    17. Re:Top Ten by poor_boi · · Score: 1
      sounds like a very cool project. definitely "above and beyond" an off the shelf all black keyboard.

      Unfortunately I don't think there's anywhere you can buy those oldschool spring / mechanical keyboards "new" anymore. Some people really prefer that style of keyboard (for both the tactile response, and the quality of construction) and it's hard to find them now!

    18. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pckeyboard.com sells buckling spring keyboards like the old IBM keyboards.

    19. Re:Top Ten by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      You can get new 'Model M' keyboards from pckeyboards.com, and either scratch off the letters, or paint over them.

      This would be coming full circle for me, as I learned to type on an IBM Selectric (the original) that had no letters on the keys.

    20. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Real geeks have all black keyboards because the white characters have all worn off from excesive use.

      No, "Real geeks" have all black keyboards because of years spent living at their desks. Beige can only hide the dirt for a few years; then it's all over.

      Fortunately, with this new product, they can pretend they did it on purpose, for the "cool" factor.

    21. Re:Top Ten by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      Or go out and buy a $10 keyboard and paint it black.

      30 fucking dollars, give me a break.

    22. Re:Top Ten by advb89 · · Score: 0

      6. Because its already been slashdotted, like three times before...

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    23. Re:Top Ten by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      The black keyboard that i bought for my computer cost $5. Still has the letters on it, but that's pretty fine by me.

      The reason that one costs $30, by the way, is the weighted keys. Kinda sounds annoying to me, but i suppose some people would like it.

    24. Re:Top Ten by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Oldskool keyboards: www.pckeyboard.com

      Btw. I have removed the windoze caps off my black Keytronic with some nailpolish remover (etylacetate, chemically very similiar to acetone) on a q-tip.
      However, there is still a depression in the plastic shaped like the keycap and the remover did make the plastic a little bit cloudy.

      I did not do it, but you could try sanding the depression a little bit with fine sandpaper and then "flash" it quickly with the flame from a lighter or a candle to melt the sanding marks.

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    25. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've washed keyboards in the dishwasher before and dried them that way, and they still worked just fine.

      Should you unplug them from the computer first?

    26. Re:Top Ten by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      Unfortunately I don't think there's anywhere you can buy those oldschool spring / mechanical keyboards "new" anymore.

      Yes there is. See Dan's Data which links to a few, such as Unicomp. I've got an original Model M, but you may need to modify it for recent mobos.

    27. Re:Top Ten by Alcoholist · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keytronic even sells them in black! Paint over the keys with nailpolish or something.

      As near as I can tell the Das Keyboard is a 3600 series Keytronic keyboard. Just without any printing. Even their diagrams for the "Individually Weighted Keyswitches" look similar:

      Das Keyboard
      Keytronic

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    28. Re:Top Ten by elliotCarte · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Um... you just replied to my post that listed 5 reasons and then offered one reason yourself... which was the first of the 5 I offered. I'm just sayin': -1 redundant. Oh, and your 80 f-ing dollars comment is almost verbatum from the TITLES of previous posts: -2 redundant. Sorry, it's just... redundant.

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    29. Re:Top Ten by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Real geeks have all black keyboards because the white characters have all worn off from excesive use.

      I have a Logitech mousman duo elite or something like that, and I must say that I'm very impressed with the staying power of the letters on the keyboard. It's now three years old and the print isn't even showing signs of fading. I've even polished a small part of the space bar from the slightly rough, matte finish it had when new from using it so much. (I almost always hit it with the same thumb. The other keys look like they may be "polished" too, but it's hard to tell because there's not a part right next to it that isn't polished.) And yet the letters are as bold as ever.

      (It looks like there's a little dab of something clear over the letters, so you don't touch the ink directly. This is probably why it's as successful as it is.)

    30. Re:Top Ten by Council · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I got bored one night and sharpied my keyboard black. Turns out the so-called "permanent" ink does in fact rub off after a while. I got a fascinating graph of where I hit keys and letter frequency (I only touch the spacebar in one strange place), but boy was there egg (ink) on my face (fingertips).

      However, I never had a problem knowing where keys were.

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    31. Re:Top Ten by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      Um. The first of the five you offered said it was 'cooler' to do it yourself. I didn't say anything about being cool, i said you could buy the same exact keyboard for $50 less (and then i linked to it, which is something that only one other person on this page did, and he probably did it while i was still reading the page). gg.

      As far as titles, i don't ever read them (most of the time it's just 'Re: something dumb' anyway). Going back and looking at them now, though, i don't know what you're talking about. I'm looking at the entire first page and i don't see anything even remotely 'almost verbatim' what i said.

      Thanks for telling me, though, i suppose....

    32. Re:Top Ten by genesplicer · · Score: 1

      2. Greatly discourages others from using your computer.

      I achieved that by switching to the Dvorak layout - although the keyboard is physically the same, everyone pisses and moans about having to reset my "screwed up keyboard" every time they try to use one of my computers. It's almost as effective as having ungodly messy handwriting was at preventing people from borrowing my notes when I was in school.

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    33. Re:Top Ten by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Get some cleaning solution and steel wool and you can erase the letters yourself.

    34. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have an IBM Model M, and I must say that I'm very impressed with the staying power of the letters on the keyboard. It's now over seventeen years old and the print isn't even showing signs of fading. All the keys still work perfectly too!


      It's also got this really neat feature - you can remove the key caps to clean them when they get keyboard crud all over them.

    35. Re:Top Ten by Dascen · · Score: 1

      You'd think they would try and replicate a GOOD keyboard, like the Microsoft Natural Keyboard version 1, not this flat thing from 20 years ago....

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    36. Re:Top Ten by SoloFlyer2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory Simpsons Quote

      Homer: "To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl (ctrl), and PigUp (pgup). There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop! No time for that now, the computer's starting."

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    37. Re:Top Ten by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Erm, the page you linked to offers it in beige, gray, or black. No spray paint required. :)

    38. Re:Top Ten by grrrl · · Score: 1

      4. Real geeks have all black keyboards because the white characters have all worn off from excesive use.

      or all white... the g4 ibooks (first revision at least) wear off pretty fast! even for my non-geeky friends

    39. Re:Top Ten by halaloszto · · Score: 1

      Why start people by adding ultra bright leds? You sit in a dim room with an all black keyboard, and a blue led burns your eyes if you dare to look at the kbd? v

    40. Re:Top Ten by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Or just blind yourself with a hot needle!

      10 fucking dollars, give me a break.

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    41. Re:Top Ten by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, only idiots are buying these things. I mean, in the deal they probably have with KeyTronic it's probably cheaper for them to buy the keyboards without the lettering on them (and, as someone who worked for KeyTronic in the mid-90's and witnessed them exporting their jobs, first, to Mexico, and then finally to China, I can say without a doubt that the $30 you pay for their keyboard is like $29.50 profit-- when you buy the Das Keyboard it's probably more like $70+ profit).

      Those guys must be just raking in the cash whenever someone buys one..

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    42. Re:Top Ten by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      How do you close the door of the dishwasher otherwise?

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    43. Re:Top Ten by cnettel · · Score: 1

      The backslash key is not identical in width and location on those two images. Maybe just different lots or one or the other not accurate relative to the real thing.

    44. Re:Top Ten by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I achived that by not creating accounts for them:

      "It says "login" what should I do?"
      "Type your login"
      "I don't have one"
      "Tough"

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    45. Re:Top Ten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it's an OEM Keytronic EO3600.
      The only difference is the "Das Keyboard" label, and the lack of labels on the keys themselves.

      They charge $80 for a $30 keyboard.

      The article is an advertisement.

    46. Re:Top Ten by theOnlyTPC · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I don't think there's anywhere you can buy those oldschool spring / mechanical keyboards "new" anymore.

      Why do you need a new Model M? For a keyboard built like that, 10 years old is as good as new. Get thee over to ebay and search for "model m." (Just be sure you get the PC version, part number 1391401.)

    47. Re:Top Ten by Noksagt · · Score: 1

      The original Model M keyboards had key caps, which could easily be removed & the keyboard woulst still be functional. I also saw a company selling clear keycaps.

    48. Re:Top Ten by Kazin · · Score: 1

      Heh, I used an AnyKey also.

      Though these days, I can't use those anymore.. I don't like where the backslash is, and I tend to use windows/menu keys for super and hyper.

      I've got an MS Natural keyboard now, which is okay, but not quite right. I need a custom keyboard or soemthing.

    49. Re:Top Ten by sr1nath · · Score: 1

      You must have dried them in Microwave oven, aren't you?

    50. Re:Top Ten by TWX · · Score: 1

      I've actually started using an Apple Pro keyboard. I did that when I had to go USB because of distance and extension issues. I've just acquired a Sun USB keyboard too, so I might leave the Apple for the Sun, but I haven't made up my mind. The Apple's footprint is so small that it fits very easily on my cluttered desk. The Sun's number of keys is attractive though...

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    51. Re:Top Ten by icbkr · · Score: 1

      I painted my MS ergo keyboard a few years back, had no problems at all. Just set it on cardboard and blasted it with black and white speckle spray. Gives it a nice feel. While it does rub off, that is the only problem, and the look of fury on the boss' face when he tried to use my workstation was worth every penny I paid.

    52. Re:Top Ten by wattersa · · Score: 1

      Apple makes a $29 extended keyboard that is downright comfortable and has a pleasant key action. It also uses the least amount of desk space I've ever seen, and looks great. As soon as I tried it I ditched my wireless Logitech despite that the Apple Keyboard doesn't come in black. But it does work with Linux.

    53. Re:Top Ten by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Easy, put the computer in the dishwasher too.

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  2. Obligatory H2G2 Reference by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Das Keyboard: For people whose desks are a complete Disaster Area.

    Though I hear it works best on the new Sun "Diver" systems.

    1. Re:Obligatory H2G2 Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! Mod up!

    2. Re:Obligatory H2G2 Reference by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      That joke is best heard from a concrete reinforced bunker about 60 miles away from the speakers.

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    3. Re:Obligatory H2G2 Reference by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      Das Keyboard: For people whose desks are a complete Disaster Area. Though I hear it works best on the new Sun "Diver" systems.

      When you lock caps, num or scroll, does a little black light light up in black to tell you you have the lock on?

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  3. Deja-dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  4. You're all thinking it. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Its this wild colour scheme that freaks me, you know.
    When you press one of these black buttons that are labeled
    in black on a black background, a little black light lights
    up black to let you know you've done it!"

    1. Re:You're all thinking it. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I think I'm going to be sick"

      "Great. we could do with a bit of color."

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    2. Re:You're all thinking it. by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, that sucks for flying a starship. But a keyboard like this would be great for, say, editing Slashdot.

      I mean, you don't need labelled keys to go

      CTRL-C
      PGUP
      PGUP
      PGUP
      CTRL-V
      ENTER

      and then call it a new story, do you?

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    3. Re:You're all thinking it. by SomeGuyTyping · · Score: 1

      I was searching for the exact quote

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    4. Re:You're all thinking it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but what colour *are* those LEDs? If it really does have a black numlock LED that lights up black then I'll get one.

      Actually, it's a bit disappointing that they've labelled the LEDs :-(

    5. Re:You're all thinking it. by spyder913 · · Score: 1

      I'm currently rereading my Ultimate HHGG, and the scary part is I just read that part about 10 minutes ago on my break.

    6. Re:You're all thinking it. by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

      Mod this up to eleven in true Spinal Tap fashion. I have never laughed at something on Slashdot this much.

    7. Re:You're all thinking it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor do you need labeled keys to go

      ALT-Left
      ALT-Left
      ALT-Left
      CTRL-C
      ALT-Right
      ALT-Right
      ALT-Right
      CTRL-V
      ENTER

      and then call it a new post

  5. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    that was the longest thinkgeek advertisement ever.

    1. Re:Wow by capicu · · Score: 0

      that was the longest thinkgeek advertisement ever.

      In my country, when we advertise things, we say good things about them. Perhaps it's possible that this is just an honest review?

      You can check my crappy, embarrassing post history, and probably find that I have not hesitated to criticise what I consider to be overly commercial content, but in this case, my Official Judgement is in favour of the editor, and thus balance is restored to the topic.

  6. Ok thats nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But how many times do we have to see this fucking thing posted on slashdot?

    It's a keyboard.

    It's black.

    Wow.

    Awesome.

    Can we please move on now? Seriously!

    1. Re:Ok thats nice by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Tell me about it (dupe)!
      I mean, it even said "Das Keyboard" in the title!

  7. Das Keyboard by bloodgroove · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, 80 bucks for what I can do with 3 dollars worth of spray paint or some solvent to get rid of the letters.

    1. Re:Das Keyboard by HackNack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Das right!

    2. Re:Das Keyboard by KiDDaX · · Score: 1

      It's not just a regular keyboard. It includes weighted keys also. I bought one off of thinkgeek about 2 weeks ago and couldn't be happier with it. I am very impressed.

    3. Re:Das Keyboard by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Solvent wouldn't work on a good quality "double shot" keycap where the letter is actually molded through the cap in a different color plastic.

      But yeah ... I have a limited number of dollars in my computer peripheral "upgrade" budget and this thing is definitely gonna get any. I'm more concerned with the feel of the keys and whether it's comfortable to use. Of course, maybe that's just me ... I don't look at my hands while typing. Heck, when I got back from vacation last year one of my coworkers had switched a bunch of my keycaps around. Took me two weeks to even notice. I was taking a break and stretching when I looked down and saw that my arrow keys were all pointed inward and some other keys were not where they were supposed to be at all. I think I said "What the F**K?" and I heard somebody say, "Just noticed your keyboard, huh." Doh!

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    4. Re:Das Keyboard by crazy_pikachu · · Score: 1

      Hey I still am going to have to think that I can pay 12 bucks for a keyboard and then go to the harware store and buy a can of whatever color I want for 3 bucks. I save 64.95 dollers. I can buy alot of gas for 65 dollers

    5. Re:Das Keyboard by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      No you can't.

    6. Re:Das Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buy alot of gas for 65 dollers

      HAH! You could buy more gold for 65 dollars.

    7. Re:Das Keyboard by crotherm · · Score: 2, Funny



      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk...Got any other bright ideas?

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    8. Re:Das Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk...Got any other bright ideas?

      surfing more family-friendly sites?

    9. Re:Das Keyboard by xferboy · · Score: 1

      if you want it to learn to type better, take that old M Type, take all the caps off, take the 3 that have the home row bumps on them (J, F, 5) put them back on (maybe not in the right spots) then start grabbing caps and put them back on.

      Did this 3 or 4 years ago. My typing has gotten alot better (which I could say the same for my spellin) and NOBODY want's to use my machine. (did I mention I did this at work)

    10. Re:Das Keyboard by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Have you actually tried that? Cheap paint, or any paint for that matter, doesn't feel right for this.

      And paint wears off. I don't think the letters go away with solvent on a good keyboard, otherwise finger oils would just smudge it away, which I think has something to do with why painted keyboards feel horrible, it softens the paint a bit, making them a bit sticky.

    11. Re:Das Keyboard by HackNack · · Score: 1

      You might want to exchange those to dollars first. No Canadian money accepted here.

    12. Re:Das Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got screwed.

    13. Re:Das Keyboard by Gorffy · · Score: 1

      Or hey, I can just take the key caps off of my IBM Model M. Mine's old and dirty enough to not need the paint

    14. Re:Das Keyboard by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      If you really want to do this, use fingernail polish. Ask your local goth-kiddy where she or he shops, then go get some flat black nail polish.
      Carefully paint over the keycaps, either removing them first or while they're still on the keyboard, just don't paint them together.
      Works great and keeps most people from using your keyboard at all.
      My laptop's been like this for about two years, and I never look at the keyboard, other than those pesky control keys which are different at work and at home.

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    15. Re:Das Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, why is that a troll morons? And no, it's not my post, but you mods are still idiots.

    16. Re:Das Keyboard by moonbender · · Score: 1

      They are re-selling painted weighted keyboards. The weighted keyboards are sold for something like 20 or 30 bucks on the web. Just so you know.

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    17. Re:Das Keyboard by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      ...or plug in a German keyboard without changing the driver.

      rj

    18. Re:Das Keyboard by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

      Or spend zero dollars by taking out all keys, put them in a bag and shake it, then insert keys randomly.

    19. Re:Das Keyboard by dublin · · Score: 1
      Have you actually tried that? Cheap paint, or any paint for that matter, doesn't feel right for this.

      And paint wears off. I don't think the letters go away with solvent on a good keyboard, otherwise finger oils would just smudge it away, which I think has something to do with why painted keyboards feel horrible, it softens the paint a bit, making them a bit sticky.


      Try Krylon Semi-Flat Black. (Not semi-gloss, Semi-FLAT) The stuff is flat amazing (ugh!) - It has a beatiful sheen that is just right, and it's tough as a boot - I've used it for all kinds of things:
      • Blacking out trim and even grilles and headlight surrounds on cars (it survives outside just fine, even in the Texas sun, and is tough enough to avoid chipping from all but the worst abuse.)
      • Blacking out CD-rom drives and the like (back when black components were outrageously expensive - pop the bezel and door off, spray them and put them back - looks great.)
      • Even creating the only stealth black Lear Seigler ADM3A I've ever seen. Mine was the sky/royal combo and was getting a bit ratty. a few minutes with a screwdriver to remove the CRT, a few more minutes to mask here and there, and voila, a terminal that is actually a bit *too* black - oh, well...

      Make sure to spray in a dust-free area, and sun-cure them (after the paint is no longer tacky) for at least a day or two for the best results. As always with spray paint, several thin coats work a LOT better than one thick one. A crappy spray nozzle from another old spray can can even create an interesting "spot texture" pattern that can be useful in some cases. Experiment and see...

      Anyway, it's great stuff, and should be easy to find, since it's Krylon. IIRC, WalMart has a good Krylon selection.

      Now if you could just buy paint that *really* looks like plated metal... (Although I do have a "secret" process I stumbled upon when repainting my son's bike that produces a finish that is indistinguishable from blue anodized aluminum - at least until it chips - it's a bit more fragile than I'd like.)
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    20. Re:Das Keyboard by booch · · Score: 1

      There's a great story I once heard similar to that. It was back in the days of dumb terminals lined up in data centers. The guy noticed that he was able to type in his password to log in only when he was sitting down. If he was standing up, it wouldn't allow him to log in. They searched for quite some time to try to figure out if there was some type of short in the chair or something. It just didn't make any sense that the terminal could know whether he was sitting down or standing up. After a long time troubleshooting, they finally noticed the problem. One of the keys he used to type in his password had had its keycap swapped with another key. When he sat down, he touch-typed, but when he typed standing up, he would hunt-and-peck, thus hitting the wrong key.

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  8. So... by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why in the world does it cost $80?

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    1. Re:So... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why in the world does it cost $80?

      The word 'elite' or maybe it costs more than you think not to print characters ;)

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    2. Re:So... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      It's a contractural thing. They still have to pay the guy who normally would have painted the keys, as well as a supervisor to ensure that the keys don't get painted.

      Either that or they take a regular black keyboard, then pay some folk art person to painstakingly remove the letters and replace them with blank caps.

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    3. Re:So... by brandanglendenning · · Score: 0

      it doesn't even have key labels!

    4. Re:So... by boa13 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why in the world does it cost $80?

      Actually it doesn't. It seems like it's just a regular, $21.50 Keytronic E03600QUSUSBB-C keyboard, without any key labels.

      Read the Keytronic description

      Do you recognize this diagram?

    5. Re:So... by Anakron · · Score: 1

      Weighted keys, probably.

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    6. Re:So... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Why in the world does it cost $80?

      Because this one goes to 11, see?

    7. Re:So... by TheGavster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashvertisement isn't cheap. They could have brought it down to $25 if they'd gone for a sidebar, but they needed several mid-page ads^H^Hrticles over the course of several months.

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    8. Re:So... by Comrade64 · · Score: 1

      If hammers can cost $100 to the Government, then these keyboards can easily cost $80! Their only practical use is in black-ops anyway!

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    9. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about fraud... these "Das Keyboard" bastards should go to jail for this.

    10. Re:So... by Ingolfke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One wonders if these keyboards are actually defects... being pawned of as ub3r l33t. I'm not even saying their mods, maybe Keytronics screwed up the manufacturing process, sold the keyboards for pennies on the dollar and these guys are selling them for $80 now. Who knows.

      When the company selling you a product tells you the product will help demonstrate your status as l33t or rich or cool or whatever it's probably a safe bet that they're ripping you off.

    11. Re:So... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 2

      Just admit it - you wish you'd thought of it first. I don't see anything fraudulent about it at all; there's no law saying you can't sell something for more than it's worth.

    12. Re:So... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      It comes with a teleporter. Of course, the teleporter doesn't completely function, but it does appear on the bill under the heading sund. explns.

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    13. Re:So... by empvirus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that isn't entirely true. Granted you could undo the key labels on any keyboard, but you wouldn't have the same feeling. The keys have different pressure requirements for pushing, according to the review. Maybe doing this is a rather expensive process.

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    14. Re:So... by ymgve · · Score: 1

      The point is that the Keytronic keyboard the grandparent linked to had different pressure weights. Just like the one in this slashvertisement.

    15. Re:So... by springbox · · Score: 1

      Weighted keys; design costs?

    16. Re:So... by Feanturi · · Score: 5, Funny

      maybe it costs more than you think not to print characters ;)

      Actually, there are sweat shops in Malaysia staffed by trained cats that work around the clock applying their sandpaperlike tongues to carefully polish the letters off of standard black keyboards. Cats are very hard to train, you see, so that gets expensive. They also spend most of their lives sleeping, so it takes several days for a particular cat to finish the work on one keyboard. But the craftsmanship is stunning. To help with the training, they spray on a specially formulated catnip mist that is designed to leave no traces on the finished keyboard once it is dry. They use this to entice the cats to lick the keys, and because it's specially formulated that's automatically, like, $30 a unit right there. Then there's all the litter to change, crates of fresh mice brought in daily, and an in-house addiction clinic. Done in America, that could easily pop the per unit price to $150 easily, and that's why it's done in Malaysia, so you get to save a lot of money on all this hard work. So it's a pretty good value, all things considered.

    17. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you? Thinkgeek is part of OSDN too [as is /.]

    18. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keyboard: $10
      Paint:$5
      Knowing where to put the paint: $65

  9. Um... Delorean? by gTsiros · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Did i unknowingly and unwillingly enter a time machine or something?

    I need to know, 'cause in... 7 hours i am (was?) supposed to take an exam in... ...

    omfg! what year is it?!?!

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  10. dupe? by w98 · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:dupe? by RazorX90 · · Score: 1

      I remember the original story as well, however when I tried to find it I started asking myself why Slashdot's search feature is crap. A search for "Keyboard" on Slashdot will not bring up an article titled "Blank Keyboard"!!!

      Is my rant justified or am I missing something?

    2. Re:dupe? by dorzak · · Score: 1

      This is a review, not a story.

    3. Re:dupe? by A+Dafa+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Yes, your rant is very justified. This is why I do something like this.

    4. Re:dupe? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative


      http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en& q=site:slashdot.org+das+keyboard&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

      I will not use naughty language like I did before, but for me to find the dupe it takes: Apple+L TAB site:slashdot.org das keyboard RETURN

      Do they do this for attention or something? Surely they have used google before. Slack bastards.

  11. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not really something new because I saw this posted weeks ago on another site.

    Not really fun to read old news on /.

    1. Re:hmm by earnest+murderer · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This site perhaps?

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  12. DAS vs. DVORAK by Keruo · · Score: 0

    das keyboard layout is for finnish what dvorak is for english.

    It's useless unless you write finnish with it.

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    1. Re:DAS vs. DVORAK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

    2. Re:DAS vs. DVORAK by Keruo · · Score: 1

      mods are stoned again..
      this is what I'm talking about

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    3. Re:DAS vs. DVORAK by plj · · Score: 1

      Hey, but the keyboard TFA is all about is just what you need for any nonstandard layout, like the one you're referring to, or if you want to switch quickly between layouts designed for different languages!

      I mean, I've sometimes tried to switch OS X to dvorak, but my eye constantly fools me, and I'm pressing wrong keys. Same problem when I long ago attempted to temporarily switch to German layout in Windows to make typing ß and ü easier. Too bad that that resulted continuously hitting 'y', when I actually wanted 'z'.

      The real problem is that it's virtually impossible to get any laptop with special layouts printed or them or with no layout printed at all, though. This practically forces us non-desktop users to use qwerty.

      Despite of that, I think I'll at least try the Finnish-optimized DAS layout anyway. Should be interesting...

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    4. Re:DAS vs. DVORAK by Keruo · · Score: 1

      >I mean, I've sometimes tried to switch OS X to dvorak, but my eye constantly fools me, and I'm pressing wrong keys.
      Your eyes don't fool you, your brain does, or atleast that's my experience.
      Even if you change the hats on your keyboard, you have to "cheat" every now and then to type correctly with the different layout.
      I found that I'm just too used to writing with qwerty.
      I can write with it without any printing on the keys if the output matches qwerty, I don't really care what the hats say.
      Maybe some layouts are easier for carpal tunnel syndrome and some for writing different languages faster,
      but it all boils to what ever you are accustomized to.

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    5. Re:DAS vs. DVORAK by jx100 · · Score: 1

      I've already trained myself on a keyboard that's had its keycaps switched, but I don't have any trouble at all using Dvorak on a QWERTY-layout keyboard like my powerbook.

      Also, it *is* possible to switch the keys on a powerbook keyboard. You have to be kinda careful, but they do pry right off.

      And there's a company called Fingerworks that makes a touchpad keyboard that can come in Dvorak.

  13. Oh FFS! by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A can of black paint, people!

    In the war between style and substance, you are the losers!

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    1. Re:Oh FFS! by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ThinkGeek doesn't sell black paint.

    2. Re:Oh FFS! by pdevor · · Score: 0, Troll

      Seriously. Das Keyboard is retarded.

    3. Re:Oh FFS! by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny

      How very bourgeois of them.

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    4. Re:Oh FFS! by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 1
      If my typing can wear the symbol decals off of the keyboard, I imagine it can wear off the black paint, too. I'd rather not be getting that all over everything.

      I've also heard that sanding off the symbols is more of a pain than you'd expect, at least if you want to do a decent job; something to do with the varying curvature of the keys. I'm sure there was a link that went around about it back when Das Keyboard and the Optimus were actually news, six months ago or so.

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    5. Re:Oh FFS! by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Man, my friends will be so impressed, after all it's not like everyone who has been typing for more than a month knows the key locations anyway!

    6. Re:Oh FFS! by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      Ummm, I just threw a towel over my hands and used typing tutor for a week. After that I went from 40ish wpm to 80ish and never looked at my fingers again. Saved $80 too aparently.

    7. Re:Oh FFS! by po8 · · Score: 1

      Xylene, friend. Sold in US paint-supply stores as "Goof Off". A bit toxic, highly carcinogenic (cancer-causing); wear chemical-resistant rubber gloves and wash everything quite thoroughly with dish soap and warm water afterward. I just re-watched "Who Killed Roger Rabbit", and they can say what they want about the composition of "The Dip": it was xylene.

      Xylene will take the paint off your keycaps no prob, though. I just tried it on an old keyboard's "Caps Lock" key. You have to get through a thick layer of lacquer on a good-quality keyboard; it took me about 2 minutes of rewetting and rubbing with a paper towel. The label is gone now.

    8. Re:Oh FFS! by aaza · · Score: 1
      Of course they don't sell black paint... if you could paint something black, even those with infrared clearance could look at and use it...

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    9. Re:Oh FFS! by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

      Besides, black paint is just TOO creative for most uber-geeks. Get a move on, peeps... or get the lead out.

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    10. Re:Oh FFS! by KillShill · · Score: 1

      but ThinkNerd does.

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    11. Re:Oh FFS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, smarty.

      How well would the keyboard work after painting it black. How well would it look?
      You've tested it right? No, I didn't think so.

    12. Re:Oh FFS! by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 1
      Nice. I've got a set of keys from an identical keyboard that I can try that out on.

      My main fear when dealing with keys is that I'm going to break the spring mechanism. I think this keyboard just has some kind of springy rubber layer, though, so maybe that's not an issue (except with the larger keys).

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    13. Re:Oh FFS! by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      True, it doesn't... but it does appear to have a handy solution if you do get sucked into buying one of these keyboards: just paint the letters back on with this stuff and type with your UV cathode lamp on. Turn it off in the presence of people to maintain your over-inflated uber-nerd reputation!

    14. Re:Oh FFS! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It's your vanilla cheap-ass membrane/rubber-dome job... not a "proper" mechanical switch/spring keyboard. Which is why it's grossly overpriced.

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  14. Again? by Declarent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't want to be a jerk or anything, but this has been up on every site I read, including /. for the last couple of months. I find it hard to believe that an editor has never heard of this before submitting this. This is like posting a story about the invention of the Roomba. I assure you, we know. We read about it on Fark, Gizmodo, Slashdot, and every other techy blog out there months ago, over and over again.

    1. Re:Again? by someonewhois · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean /. shouldn't kill their server one more time!

    2. Re:Again? by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
      I don't want to be a jerk or anything, but this has been up on every site I read, including /. for the last couple of months. I find it hard to believe that an editor has never heard of this before submitting this. This is like posting a story about the invention of the Roomba. I assure you, we know. We read about it on Fark, Gizmodo, Slashdot, and every other techy blog out there months ago, over and over again.

      This is the first I've heard of it. I don't read Fark, I've never even heard of Gizmodo. But I'm not a protogeek either.

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    3. Re:Again? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I hear Slashdot is going to have a new service. It's news and stuff, but all of the writeups are blank, and all of the links are pre-slashdotted.

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    4. Re:Again? by Declarent · · Score: 1

      That's okay if you aren't a protogeek. You read Slashdot, and it's even been on here before as a main page story AND mentioned in countless threads before now.

      As I said, it's not a big deal, it just blows my mind that a Slashdot Editor hasn't seen this, since it's been splashed all over the world he works in (computer news) for months.

    5. Re:Again? by Korgan · · Score: 1

      Pre-slashdotted? Is that the antithesis of pre-caching? :-)

  15. Not to say the "D" word, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. ALL the keys? by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, I can type (quite well) without looking at the keyboard, but I'll be damned if I can remember which key is "scroll lock", which is "print screen", and which is "pause/break". And where's that pipe again? Accent mark?

    Form over function is never positive.

    1. Re:ALL the keys? by Necroman · · Score: 1

      I bet you're pretty good at one handed typing too. :)

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    2. Re:ALL the keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shush, you. That's what fiancees are for ;)

    3. Re:ALL the keys? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      print screen, scroll lock and pause/break are the only three i don't know by heart. and that's cos i never use them.

      I can do | and ` from muscle memory, as well as ~, #, all the letters, +, all the digits, all the various brackets and basically every key except the three above.

      So an all black keyboard doesn't faze me - the main reason for looking at keys is initial finger positioning when approaching the keyboard from an unusual angle (e.g. leaning across to someone elses). And the bars on F and J help there.

      For the record, no keyboard peeking was done during the typing of this message. And no, I've never been taught to type - I use the wrong hand to type the letter 'b' on a MS 'ergonomic' keyboard..

    4. Re:ALL the keys? by barawn · · Score: 1

      I can do | and ` from muscle memory, as well as ~, #, all the letters, +, all the digits, all the various brackets and basically every key except the three above.

      Assuming that they're not in slightly different locations - like on a laptop.

      I've got a keyboard that's got Canadian placement for special characters, and I can use it pretty well. But I remember | from my laptop keyboard, and it's not in the same location - on the laptop, it's above the Enter key. On the desktop, it's three to the right of the L key.

      Special characters get moved around a bunch. I think it's far more important to learn the normal set as fast as you can.

      And the control keys - (insert, home, etc.) - god, they could be anywhere.

    5. Re:ALL the keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes, good for you.

    6. Re:ALL the keys? by whimmel · · Score: 1

      your fiancee types for you?

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    7. Re:ALL the keys? by dasunt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had been professionally trained to touch-type in school.

      However, it was MUDs that honed my skills. Speed and accuracy is rewarded in MUDs. Typos can be fatal.

    8. Re:ALL the keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes. I'd like a blank canvas so I can paint a parachute on the 9 key

    9. Re:ALL the keys? by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you never use the pipe key, you ain't a programmer, and this keyboard ain't for you.

      No offence, but || is madetory. I typed this whole post with my eyes closed. Even had to hit backspace once or twice.

      Not that it isn't a waste of money, but not knowing where pipe is? Dayam!

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    10. Re:ALL the keys? by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Do you actually use PrintScrn, Scroll Lock or Pause/Break?

      I have them mapped to the mp3 player: "Previous tune", "Next tune" and [i]*drumroll*[/i] "Play/Pause". :)

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    11. Re:ALL the keys? by russellh · · Score: 1

      Okay, I can type (quite well) without looking at the keyboard, but I'll be damned if I can remember which key is "scroll lock", which is "print screen", and which is "pause/break".

      wow, do you actually use those keys? I looked far and wide for a keyboard without them. Those 104 key keyboards are way too big for me. Happy Hacker Lite 2 to the rescue. works well on my mac and puts the control key in the proper unixy position.

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    12. Re:ALL the keys? by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Amateur

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    13. Re:ALL the keys? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      madetory. I typed this whole post with my eyes closed.

      It shows.

    14. Re:ALL the keys? by danila · · Score: 1

      Ah. No keyboard peeking... Right. I can type special characters without peeking at the keyboard too. Here is one%. And another #.. & % \ ' "]@ &... Get it! I remember all of them and can type without looking. :) Not always sure what I will get though...

      For the record, no screen peeking was done when typing this message either. A double blind typing, so to speak...

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  17. umm.. wtf? by mobilebuddha · · Score: 1

    how is this different than:

    1) buying a cheap (non internet, non media) keyboard from bestbuy, or a computer shop
    2) spray paint the darn thing in black?

    i mean.. wtf? 80 bucks for that?

    1. Re:umm.. wtf? by jinzumkei · · Score: 1

      well you'd know if: 1) You'd read the mother-f*cking article. 2) actually 1) is sufficient.

  18. Dax Keibowrd is thr grwatst kehboard evar@ by Sagarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    i mrsn drtioudly@ my typing had gtrsyrly imptobrd sibce u started ysubg ut!@

    1. Re:Dax Keibowrd is thr grwatst kehboard evar@ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most frightening thing about that is that it only took me about 2 seconds to parse it...

    2. Re:Dax Keibowrd is thr grwatst kehboard evar@ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you are using Das Monitor: for people who dont want to see what they're typing using Das Keyboard.

    3. Re:Dax Keibowrd is thr grwatst kehboard evar@ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Strong Bad,
      How do you type with boxing gloves on?

  19. From the site: by Nos. · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you are going to get one; get two: one for you and one for your best friend."
    Because I know my friends would just love it if I secretly replaced their keyboard with one that had no labels on it. Of course they wouldn't be able to email me their problems any more.... hmmm maybe it is a good idea after all.

  20. Any key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how will you find the Any Key?

    1. Re:Any key? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Just press all of them until you find the right one. Alternately, just press any key because they all are the right one.

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  21. Yeah, it's been on ThinkGeek for a while.. by Omega · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was just as surprised. This keyboard has been on ThinkGeek for at least a year now. Is OSDN having a fire sale or something? Too many in the warehouse?

    How is this news?

    While we're on the subject, I've been looking for one of the old black, metal keyboards from the 80's. But to no avail. Does anyone have any tips? PS/2, AT, whatever doesn't matter. Thanks.

    1. Re:Yeah, it's been on ThinkGeek for a while.. by dot.solipsist · · Score: 0

      I would agree with your sentiment, but the review is quite negative. Thusly, I doubt they'll sell many keyboards based on it.

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  22. i modded my keyboard by fool36 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    to be a das look-alike

    tools: can of spray paint

    steps:
    spray keyboard

    1. Re:i modded my keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. .... ?
      3. Profit!

  23. Deja vu... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

    I know I've seen this before somewhere.

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    1. Re:Deja vu... by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes you have around May 25th or so...

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  24. the future of keyboards by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    is the optimus keyboard.

    yes, i know its not out yet. but having a display on keys is the only way to go.

    1. Re:the future of keyboards by nick-less · · Score: 1

      I like this one...

    2. Re:the future of keyboards by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      And a bonus, the Optimus keyboard can be configured to emulate Das Keyboard by disabling all the keycap displays. Even better, put randomized white noise animated on every keycap.

      You know it will be featured in at least one Hollywood movie.

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  25. I find it very... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spinal Tapish...

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    1. Re:I find it very... by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mmmmeh... I'd say it was more Kraftwerk, myself. Imagine the headache you'd have reassembling it if you accidentally dropped it and all they keys fell off!

    2. Re:I find it very... by bigwang · · Score: 1

      It's like, how much more black could this keyboard be? and the answer is none. None more black.

  26. OLD OLD OLD News by radiumhahn · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Blank Keyboard

    On May 25th, 2005 with 994 comments

    Raynach writes "A friend of mine recently sent me a link for Das Keyboard, the keyboard for UberGeeks. This keyboard is unique in that it has no inscriptions...

    Hardware > Input Devices

    Score: 0.5

  27. Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that really most people's limitation when typing? That they're tempted to peek at the keyboard? I highly doubt that. Mostly this sort of thing just makes it more difficult when you're doing a one-handed peck at a few keys while doing something else.

  28. I don't need to buy one of these... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    I typically go through a keyboard per year, and by the time I replace it I've usually worn the lettering off most of it. No one makes keyboards w/ the lettering molded into the keys any more, not even IBM.

    For that matter, why not just buy a cheapie keyboard, and put some acetone on a rag and wipe off the lettering?

    1. Re:I don't need to buy one of these... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I think it looks for more elite to only acetone off common keys like the vowels and return button, as well as the left hand CTRL key.

      Make it look like a real man's keyboard.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:I don't need to buy one of these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.newegg.com/product/Product.asp?Item=N82 E16823128030&CMP=OTC-Froogle&ATT=ZIPPY+WK-720+Silv er+USB+Wired+Slim+Aluminum+Keyboard

      Try this keyboard it is very nice. Industrial grade Scissor switches and the keys are machined out of aluminum with the letters engraved no way you'd wear them off. Plus aluminum is non porous so bacteria die a horrible death as they dry out.

      I love mine.

    3. Re:I don't need to buy one of these... by gid · · Score: 1

      Do you have acid on your fingers? I've had this keyboard for over 3 years and not a single key looks worn. I have some Logitech usb internet keyboard or something. I work 8 hours day plus play on it. I've had another keyboard for over 10 years that I've used for probably 5 years, only one key looks worn and that's because I took a pocket knife trying to scratch the lettering off of one key, intending to do the whole keyboard, but it was too much of a pain in the ass, (it took forever, scratched the hell out of the key and looked like crap) so I only did one key.

    4. Re:I don't need to buy one of these... by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Well, Unicomp took over the Model M design and is still manufacturing it. They have the lettering molded into the keys (and still come with fully swappable keycaps too).

      The classic. Also available in black

      And for the purist: The Linux model (with old-fashioned caps-lock/control layout) or the Terminal Emulator

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  29. Why can't you remove the lettering? by tktk · · Score: 1
    Is there something special with the printed lettering on current keyboards? Why can't people just remove them with some sort of chemical or some sort of dremel attachment?

    I've never tried, but it seems a better solution than buying a $80 keyboard.

  30. A Company with Vision by Thedeviluno · · Score: 5, Funny

    For 80 bux I will gladly gouge out your eyes. Your typing will increase and you may develope super sonic hearing, which you can then use to fight crime vigilante style.

    1. Re:A Company with Vision by DarkYoshi · · Score: 1

      After you've gouged out their eyes, I will gladly accept the meagre payment of $150 to neuter them, stopping them from having the horrible burden of children.

  31. Who's the greater geek? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    The one that buys the all-blank keyboard... Or the one that wears the legends off of a stock keyboard?

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    1. Re:Who's the greater geek? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Or just switches the caps? My keyboard has KW3R7Y layout.

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    2. Re:Who's the greater geek? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If you want to be on the safe side, buy the all-blank keyboard and then wear the legends off of it.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Who's the greater geek? by whimmel · · Score: 1

      The Greater Geek is the one with the pizza and coke or coffee stains and clumps of dead skin on the edges of the home row keys, I say. Yes, on the keyboard. Oh, and the IBM logo in the top-left corner of course.

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  32. bahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would never buy that keyboard, but i find it hilarious that some guy bought a keyboard with nothing on the keys, AND IS NOW COMPLAINING THAT HE HAS TROUBLE KNOWING WHAT TO TYPE. I'm a pretty good typist, I could probably get away with buying a keyboard with nothing on the keys and typing away -- BUT I WOULDNT POST AN ARTICLE ON SLASHDOT IF I WAS STUPID ENUFF TO FAIL AT IT. Hahahahaha. People are funny. Tomorrow's article will be "I bought a bucket with no handles and had trouble carrying it!"

    Hehe. I love the internet sometimes.

    1. Re:bahahaha by ettlz · · Score: 1
      Tomorrow's article will be "I bought a bucket with no handles and had trouble carrying it!"

      Well, yes, if you spend your day climbing up the greasy pole, and then order a large KFC without scrubbing up first, that will happen.

  33. Suckers by VonSkippy · · Score: 1

    PT Barnum would be so proud.

    1. Re:Suckers by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I have to agree.
      What is so "cool" about making your computer more difficult for others to use, first of all? Considering the fact that keyboard makers can't even agree on such basic things as where the best place is to locate the backslash - I see nothing sensible about a keyboard where it's not even marked in the first place!

      But $80 for it too? This is the kind of gimmicky stuff I'd expect to see selling for about $10-15. If you really want a *good* keyboard, I recommend hunting down one with ALPS mechanical keyswitches in it!

      The old "Northgate Omnikey" keyboards used to be the "Cadillac" of keyboards ... solid with great key feel and configurability. (You want that backslash in the alternate location? No problem! Pull the keys off, switch 'em around, snap 'em back in place, and set the DIP switches to tell it what you did!) They're still available on eBay now and then - occasionally reconditioned to brand new shape.

      EG:

      http://cgi.ebay.com/Omnikey-101-Northgate-keyboard -Looks-and-Feels-NEW_W0QQitemZ5806505448QQcategory Z33964QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

      Mac users also have the Matias Tactile-Pro keyboard as an option:

      http://matias.ca/tactilepro/index.php

  34. Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where's that pipe again?
    right pinky

    Accent mark?
    left pinky

    1. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where's that pipe again?
      right pinky


      Also ; and [ and ' and /

      And some of those will vary from keyboard to keyboard (unlike alpha keys), which is what prevents some touch typists (like myself) from bothering to memorize such moving targets.

      A quick confirmation glance as the finger nears the likely key doesn't slow me down much. An all-black keyboard might.

  35. Keep Moving nothing to see here by pro547 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I would buy this. First of all if I want a black keyboard that types pretty nice I will get a IBM keyboard for next to nothing from work. Also that would be stupid to have an all black keys, what would be the point. Never the less it cost 80 dollars for it. Keep Moving nothing to see here No thanks I will just continue to use my IBM keyboard

  36. uh. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Small, single-row enter, big backslash above enter, I thought that was the idea for making typing MS-DOS paths easier, and we have left that behind already, but seems they still live in early nineties...

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    1. Re:uh. by value_added · · Score: 1

      Small, single-row enter, big backslash above enter, I thought that was the idea for making typing MS-DOS paths easier, and we have left that behind already, but seems they still live in early nineties...

      So that we can escape spaces, etc. in the newer not-quite-MS-DOS-but-sorta-the-same paths?

      Seriously, for anyone who doesn't have limited needs or preferences, the backslash character (escape, in the real world) and the pipe character are far more important than an oversized ENTER key. Almost as important as the ESC key, and the CTRL key, both of which also got moved around by folks who thought they were making progress.

    2. Re:uh. by MrDomino · · Score: 1

      I don't type backslash very often, but the pipe character does come in handy for shell commands.

      That said, I can't stand keyboards that put the backslash key next to the backspace and increase the size of the enter key. I always end up typing a bunch of backslashes whenever I make a mistake, I press enter whenever I want to type a backslash, and I can't for the life of me understand why it is done like that. I mean, have you ever intentionally typed "enter" by pressing that big tab at the top of the key?

    3. Re:uh. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      apparently you don't need to type unc paths very often.

      net use P: \\server\home\users\site\employee_name takes plenty of \s

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  37. happy hacking keyboard by reuteler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    go w/ the happy hacking keyboard instead .. it's just as bad ass black and wonderfully small (with full sized keys) and has great action. http://www.pfu.fujitsu.com/en/hhkeyboard/images/20 0B.jpg http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/haphackeyl it1.html

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    1. Re:happy hacking keyboard by HazE_nMe · · Score: 1

      I like the idea with that keyboard, but I really don't like where they moved the left-CTRL key and how they got rid of the right-CTRL key altogether.

    2. Re:happy hacking keyboard by temojen · · Score: 1

      Black IBM Rapidaccess III USB Keyboard rocks my world... slightly narrower form factor makeing the numeric keypad closer, quick launch buttons, and a USB hub. Pair it with a Logitech Marble mouse USB (actually an ambidextrous trackball) under your left hand, and your input devices are centred and require little unnesecary movement.

    3. Re:happy hacking keyboard by corngrower · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it was IBM who switched the CAPS-Lock and the Control keys. The HHKB has the keys in their original position, as any old UNIX guy will tell you. For us old vi users, the HHKB keeps the CTL key where it belongs.

  38. Bad design by Malc · · Score: 1

    "in the upper left corner and labels for the three usual indicator lights -- num lock, caps lock, and scroll lock --"

    Why do keyboard manufacturers persist in placing these lights like this? Back in the late 80s I had an Amstrad PC and the lights were on the keys themselves. That's so much more user friendly.

    My MSFT keyboard has them in the middle labelled with a "1" in a box, an "A" in a box, and an arrow pointing down to a horizontal line. Pretty much meaningless and I have to think about them whenever I look at them. My wireless MSFT keyboard has no lights - they're on the receiver. It has one labelled with an "F" in a box (dumb Function lock thing). My dad's Logitech wireless keyboard has to install software that shows "lights" in the taskbar under Windows. Keyboard designers are so poor at some things.

    1. Re:Bad design by neuph · · Score: 1

      I agree. My iBook keyboard has lights on the keys themselves, and it makes it much more user friendly..

      Another problem with having them at the very top is if you use a keyboard tray. You have to have the keyboard fully visible in order to avoid obscuring the lights (mine is usually tucked in a little bit).

    2. Re:Bad design by hax0r · · Score: 1

      As in all things, if usability and design are your concerns: get a Mac. The lights-under-or-next- to-the-relevant-key design has been standard issue since the first iMacs. Ditto for PowerBooks back to the G3s.

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    3. Re:Bad design by makomk · · Score: 1

      Well, my keyboard has the actual lights in the shape of a 1, an A and an arrow respectively. There's also a slot above them for some security device - it's a relatively recent Apricot model. (Well, given that they went out of business years ago, that is).

  39. Not hype enough by Sam+H · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Get a Happy Hacking Blank Key keyboard instead. It is three times the price but it is a lot smaller, doesn't have that totally useless numeric pad no one uses nowadays, or those retarded so-called Windows keys. It is a lot lighter, too. What is the use of having the best keyboard if you cannot carry it and brag around with it?

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    1. Re:Not hype enough by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "doesn't have that totally useless numeric pad no one uses nowadays"

      Oh, boy, do I beg to differ on that point. I mostly do number crunching on spreadsheets all day. My job would be impossible to get done without a numeric keypad.

      That said, my main keyboard is a black, USB Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2. For a numeric keypad, I plug a slim, IBM USB numeric keypad into one of the USB ports on the HHKB. It's the ultimate in ergonomics because I can position the numeric keypad in any position that feels comfortable.

    2. Re:Not hype enough by neuph · · Score: 1
      doesn't have that totally useless numeric pad no one uses nowadays

      I don't know about other /. users, but I find it much easier to enter long numbers using the keypad. My line of work requires working with a lot of financial data, and as such I need to do this on a regular basis.

    3. Re:Not hype enough by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "doesn't have that totally useless numeric pad no one uses nowadays"

      What do you mean no one uses it? I couldn't play Sid Meier's Pirates without it!

    4. Re:Not hype enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No F keys, cursor keys or page up/page down. I think I'll pass.

  40. Clackity Clackity by Xarius · · Score: 1

    Instead of the clacking, snapping action of buckling-spring keyboards, manufacturers have mostly moved to cheaper, less-complicated membrane keyboards...

    And from the specifications of this keyboard they provide a reason:

    Das Keyboard makes a quiet clicky and snazzy sound. It does not require the use of ear plugs

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  41. Ups and downs of no labels on the keys by bradbeattie · · Score: 1

    I did this with an old IBM keyboard some time ago. I found that for typing letters and numbers it was a breeze. Delete? Right square bracket? Some things just didn't click as easily.

  42. Das Maus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had the companion "Das Maus" for years. Unlabelled buttons, I promise you! I beleive there may exist a rare "Das Maus, Blonde Edition" with the buttons clearly labelled....

    Das Keyboard is no innovation at all. Ho hum, BORING!!! ZZZzzz...

    As pointed out, $3 at the thrift store and a few minutes removing markings with thinners / sandpaper / paint. Big is the asshole who parts with $80 for this. What a waste of /. attention too.

  43. I'm already 90% solid with my keyboard. by MagicDude · · Score: 1

    When it comes to regular everyday typing, I'm dead on. I can do my letters, period, comma, spacebar and numbers with almost no errors (well, no errors which can't be attributed to my own lack of spelling ability). However, what will screw me up most is when I have to use those characters I rarely ever use like curley brackets, semicolon, apostraphe, and so on (maybe if I were a programmer I'd know those cold, but I'm not). What's even worse is when I drop something on my keyboard which ends up hitting num lock or scroll lock. Even with those I end up taking a few second trying to find where that key is. I have a feeling that if I tried using this keyboard, the improvement in my base typing would be balanced by the slowing down I experience with all the semi-used characters and keys.

  44. $3... minus $3 by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    Ha, on my keyboard the letters are disappearing from normal wear. Backspace, right shift, up arrow, and left arrow are completely gone, as is spac... erm, nevermind. Left Ctrl, A, S, E, R, T, H, N, M, L, I, O, ., ,, ?, Delete, Down Arrow all have moderate to heavy wear. That's actually an interesting and surprising set of keys. What's more surprising is how right arrow has almost no wear... Of course, some of these rub-offs could be partially effected by the ice cream and stuff I regularly spill...

    1. Re:$3... minus $3 by LarsG · · Score: 1

      A, S, E, R, T

      The first thing I thought was 'which strange european country is using that keymap?!'.

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    2. Re:$3... minus $3 by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oddly enough, the only keys missing from my 10 year old IBM keybaord are F, N, O, R, and D.

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      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    3. Re:$3... minus $3 by kettch · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...mine just has W, A, S, D, LShift, and LCtrl rubbed off

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    4. Re:$3... minus $3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which means only one thing...

      You've been spending too much time in bowling alleys.

    5. Re:$3... minus $3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a keyboard where A and S are not only rubbed off, but the keys are actually deformed and have small holes in it due to fingernails in heated FPS sessions.

    6. Re:$3... minus $3 by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, In france they use AZERTY, quite a traumatic experience when coming from Sweden (QWERTY with three "extra" characters..) /Mikael

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    7. Re:$3... minus $3 by melatonin · · Score: 1

      Hey, good job.

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    8. Re:$3... minus $3 by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      In Germany they use QWERTZ. That was rather interesting.

    9. Re:$3... minus $3 by LarsG · · Score: 1

      And the third that is somewhat common is QZERTY. For the information packrats out there, check the Wikipedia keyboard layout article.

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  45. Dupe? by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1

    Why do I have the strange feeling I've seen this on slashdot before. Wasn't the consensus then to just buy that same model keyboard directly from the original manufacturer and then spraypaint the keys black yourself?

  46. Thanks, Tim by Evro · · Score: 1

    Thanks for not making this into a Slashvertisement. When I first read about "Das Keyboard," I figured a review of it could be summed up using "The Emperor's New Clothes" as a metaphor. They tout it as being pretty advanced, when in reality it's probably just a truckload of Dell keyboards that mistakenly didn't get the key labels, but some marketing whiz decided to give it a geek chic name and call it "elite."

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    1. Re:Thanks, Tim by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Mr. Simpson: Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and twenty-two thousand miles is in three inch lengths. So it's not very useful.
      Adrian Wapcaplet: Well, that's our selling point! "SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!"
      Mr. Simpson: What?
      Adrian Wapcaplet: "THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR
      STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!"
      Mr. Simpson: For what?
      Adrian Wapcaplet: Uuuh..."A MILLION HOUSEHOLD USES!"
      S: Such as?
      W: Uhmm...Tying up very small parcels, attatching notes to pigeons' legs, uh,
      destroying household pests...
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  47. Relabeled Keytronic by dbryson · · Score: 1

    Looks like a relabeled Keytronic keyboard to me.

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  48. "Announced" my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's the aesthetic opposite of the recently announced Optimus keyboard

    Let's consider something that counts: the optimus keyboard does not exist. It's just a good photoshop mockup -- you know, like a 6.80 GHz Optical laptop with 1TB memory. Das does exist.

  49. disappointing by hanwen · · Score: 1
    • "The" keyboard for me is the Maltron. Flat keyboards are for lusers.
    • The german word for keyboard is "Tastatur"; "die Tastatur". In German, keyboard is feminine, not neuter.
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    1. Re:disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now what could you possibly do with a one-handed keyboa-- oh, nevermind.

    2. Re:disappointing by Nahooda · · Score: 1

      Probably no one here notices the mistake because I guess only few people here know that "das" ist German for neuter "the".

      But if you use the word "keyboard" in German (although then, Germans think of the music instrument), then "das" is right, because the "keyboard" used in German is neuter.

      Regards,

      Dennis B. Schramm

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  50. Why ALL of the keys? by barawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, I'm a fast typer. Really fast - I tend to average between 80-100 wpm (I'm juuusst a bit below the highscores on TyperA).

    I've got a keyboard that's essentially the same. It's a Canadian keyboard layout, which has a QWERTY layout, but all of the auxiliary stuff is labelled wrong (shift-2 is ", for instance). But I've got it on an English layout.

    I can type on it - reasonably well. But sometimes I still have to guess as to where the | key is, or exactly which one is the ]. It hasn't really sped things up.

    I would've preferred leaving labels on for the non-letter characters. Especially considering that not all special character layouts are the same on keyboards - especially laptops (where the heck is the delete key!).

    1. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised you don't go out and get a non-canadian keyboard..why, they might cost 8 to 10 dollars!

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    2. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by smallduck · · Score: 1

      Since most keyboards sold in Canada are identical to US ones, this is best described with the qualifier: a Canadian-CSA keyboard. They're probably found exclusively in Quebec and government offices.

      But I barely ever leave the west coast of this country, so what do i know except that my computer now sports a mapleleaf-laden keyboard layout named Canadian that is otherwise identical to the U.S. one.

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    3. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      where the heck is the delete key!

      Oh, I see you already one of the first copies of the next generation Über Das Keyboard. Real übergeeks don't make typos and don't need backspace and delete keys. Real übergeeks also know how to type Ü and ü even if they are Americans.

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    4. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where the heck is the delete key!

      Out of all of the laptop keyboard layouts that i've seen, the delete key has always been on the right side.

    5. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by goodenoughnickname · · Score: 1

      LOAD@[@,8,1

      DAMMIT! Can I trade you?

    6. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Control+Shift+DC for Ü
      Control+Shift+FC for ü
      And I'm American, but I don't have Das Keyboard :P

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    7. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by birder · · Score: 1

      It's the TBITS 5 keyboard standard used in the Government. In the early 90s they tried to pushed these as a mandated standard. I don't think anyone liked them; They had no English words on the keyboard and instead used iconic images to represent insert, home, and so on. Nowadays you just see bilingual keyboards that show the accented characters and placement of other characters on a key (some have 4 characters) and switch modes in the OS.

    8. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so how the heck do you type them now?

      I guess I'm not very ..uber

    9. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Eh, I can't bring myself to throw out the keyboard. It actually is a pretty good keyboard, and it only causes me a second of hesitation.

      Keeps other people from using my computer, too.

    10. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Heck if I know what the keyboard actually is. All I know is that all of the labelled keys are labelled in french "Arret defil" "Impr ecran" "Entree", but the keyboard layout is QWERTY. It's also got the funky > French quotes right beside the Z key, although they just show up as single 's in the layout that I've got now.

    11. Re:Why ALL of the keys? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      ... all of the auxiliary stuff is labelled wrong (shift-2 is ", for instance). But I've got it on an English layout.
      Why would you not have it on an English layout? It is English. The proper kind of English, from England.

      QWERTY that has Shift-2 with @ on it is U.S. English.

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  51. geez by panic911 · · Score: 1

    what an incredibly stupid invention. wow, it's so innovative and yet nobody i know would ever be able to type on my keyboard. keep up the great work guys!

    1. Re:geez by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      That would, to some large degree, be the whole point. And is pretty much the reason I want one.

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  52. Buckling-spring keyboards by Dogun · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can still get buckling-spring keyboards at PCKeyboard.com. Nothing beats the feel of a buckling-spring, I find myself agreeing with the reviewer.

    One of the features of a truly good keyboard is the ability to be serviced by its user without destroying the keyboard - after spilling pizza, coke, and cereal all over it, I expect to be able to take off the keys and mop up the remains of my ill-advised snacking over the keyboard. This feature (ability to perform simple repair/maintenance like this) is commong to buckling-spring keyboards, but I have to ask, is it a possibility on this one? Is this one of those bubble matrix ones, or what?

    Just wish I had more information on Das Keyboard.

    1. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I read that he was going to compare Das Keyboard to his old Model M, I thought "Why even buy a new keyboard? You already have the best!" There's nothing that compares to a Model M except a newer version of same (I believe the PCKeyboard.com keyboards are derivatives of the same design). Okay, maybe some ergonomic keyboards for the sake of ergonomics, but no "normal" keyboard can compare with the Model M.

      It's like he bought a Miata and was somehow surprised and dissapointed that it wasn't as fast as the Ferrari he already owned.

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    2. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by fistfullast33l · · Score: 1

      One of the features of a truly good keyboard is the ability to be serviced by its user without destroying the keyboard - I expect to be able to take off the keys and mop up the remains of my ill-advised smacking over the keyboard.

      Amazing how changing one letter in that sentence changes the entire meaning all-together.

    3. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Have you considered sitting at the dinner or kitchen table when eating cereal or eating pizza?

      How do you spill pizza anyway?

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    4. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      ...no "normal" keyboard can compare with the Model M.
      Especially when used as a LART. Normal keyboards have a tendancy to break before the job is done. The Model M's increased weight and strength also means it takes less time and effort to complete the job.
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    5. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Exactly. One of the virtues of the Model M that I extol when proselytizing to users of inferior keyboards is its suitability for use in home defense. Simply hefting it in a threatening manner should be enough to disuade your average burglar, and since you're always at your computer (aren't you?) it's always ready when you need it.

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    6. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's like he bought a Miata and was somehow surprised and dissapointed that it wasn't as fast as the Ferrari he already owned.

      No, it's like he bought a Fiero with a fiberglass Ferrari conversion body kit, and was surprised and disappointed that it wasn't as fast as the real Ferrari he already owned.

      I believe PCKeyboard.com also has black versions of their Model Ms.

    7. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by mooman · · Score: 1

      And just for the record, there are several other places to get that unmistakable buckling-spring feel:

      http://www.cvtinc.com/products/keyboards/menu.htm CVT's Avant models (I'm typing this on an Avant Prime and it feels just like the Model M I use at home)

      http://www.pckeyboard.com/customizer.html PC Keyboard, already mentioned in parent of this

      http://www.mck142.com/ The Ortek MCK-142 monster with programmable function keys

      http://www.cherrycorp.com/english/classic-line/key board-standard-g80-3000.htm Cherry G80, mechnical, but I'm not sure how close to the Model M feel it has...

      http://www.ergocanada.com/products/keyboards/dsi_s mk85_compact.html A compact model using ALPS keyswitches. Similar to the Model M style switches.

      http://www.ergo-2000.com/ergo2000/showdetl.cfm?&DI D=6&Product_ID=624&CATID=36 Northgate Omnikey models are largely discontinued, but here's an ergo one still being sold using Alps keyswitches. You can also try ebay http://search-desc.ebay.com/omnikey_W0QQftsZ2 for used or remaindered Omnikeys.

      Finally, just for learning about the buckling spring/clicky keyboards, here are some great sites for details:
      http://www.clickykeyboards.com/
      http://www.dansdata.com/ibmkeyboard.htm
      http://thesiliconunderground.editthispage.com/2001 /02/08

      And for those of you wondering why several of us are going on and on about decades-old keyboards from IBM, you owe it to yourself to at least try one of these and see what you think. Yes, they are noisier than those squishy membrane ones, but the feedback from them is amazing and you get to the point of blazing over them and often catching many typos by sound alone...

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    8. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by jpostel · · Score: 1

      When I read the article, I thought, "where did my model-m go?" Luckily I found it. It's nice to know that there is someplace to buy a model-m clone. I don't use it anymore because it is just too loud. My home office is right below my bedroom and there is a stairway connecting the two. It is just too much to ask my wife to endure.

      The keyboard I use at home is the split MS one with the small arrow and function keys. I like the action on it but I dislike the smaller arrow keys. It is even a little loud because the rubber bubbles are pretty stiff. There would have to be some sort of padded spring loaded keyboard to get the best of both worlds and I imagine that the company that made it would have to charge $100 for the luxury. Although, if they made a split-ergo model, I might have to buy it.

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    9. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Anyone know if you can get the feel of a buckling spring keyboard w/o the noise of one?

      I'd like to have one, I really would, but they are entirely too noisy. (Less so now that I don't have a roommate, but I still find them annoying.)

    10. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I have to say is "WTF"... USB has been around for what, a decade now? Is there some kind of incompatibility between clicky keys and USB? If I'm supposed to pay over $100 for a keyboard, why does it still have a 15 year old AT connector? Sure, if I wanted to pay even more I could get an AT to ps2 adapter and then a ps2 to USB adapter.

      It looks like that "mystery" G80 is the only one on the list that you can get as a USB keyboard, and their models aren't even US English layouts.

    11. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Generally in the process of smearing it all over my face eagerly.

    12. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by Sam+Lowry · · Score: 1

      My wife bought one from http://www.pckeyboard.com/ to offer me for my birthday a few years ago.

      It was a basic 101-key keyboard, all black and very much like Das Keyboard visually (as I can see at the pictures) except that it is indeed a buckling-spring keyboard.

      I suspect its price was over 100$ plus shipping to Europe, though.

      Beware that buckling-spring keyboard sound a lot louder and if you work late in the night, your relatives may not appreciate your new keyboard.

      Oh, BTW, I still use it and hope to keep it for quite some time. It is great for those who learned typing on a typing machine.

    13. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by nasor · · Score: 1

      Being able to service your keyboard is nice and all, but when you consider that PCKeyboard.com keyboards start at $100 and you can easily get a OEM keyboard for $10 or less, I don't think that the economics really make sense.

    14. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by hritcu · · Score: 1

      Customizer 101 Key - US English - $ 49 (This is the equivalent of the IBM Model M)

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    15. Re:Buckling-spring keyboards by 1391401 · · Score: 1
      $40 for a real vintage true model M by IBM Corp.

      http://www.clickykeyboards.com/index.cfm/fa/catego ries.main/parentcat/9229


      $49 for a generic model M by uh.. Unicomp

      http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/cus101usenon.ht ml

  53. Re:dupe? Actually, NO. by lax-goalie · · Score: 2, Informative

    The May posting was a product annoucement-type story. This posting is actually a review.

    While "dupe" is usually the way to bet, around here, you bet wrong this time. Thanks for playing...

  54. Black TIE fighters? by Random+Data · · Score: 1
    Maybe it explains a lot about the dupes on /. when the editors can't even remember *the* geek movie well enough to know what colour a TIE fighter is.

    And now we'll have a big flame war about whether Star Wars really is *the* geek movie, or possibly whether I should have _underlined_ the title, or used italics for emphasis. Or possibly even exactly what shade of grey a TIE fighter is. And let's not forget US/Correct^WBritish tiffs about colour and grey.

    What were we discussing again? Hey, check out this keyboard: it's all black with no key markings!

  55. Number 11 Lame. by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    eom

  56. Bout damn time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bout dam time brothers got some representation up in yo clickity clax

    jujuju G-U-NIX

  57. All black monitor by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    I've heard this company's next product will be the black monitor. For an extra $99 you can upgrade to the all black flat panel.

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  58. The story is not news by hottoh · · Score: 1

    Back in the old days, read early 90's, we had keyboards with a decent sized return key. I miss them.

    These keyboards with no alphanumerics are not a motivator for me. It seems the best suited for a person wanting others to stay away from their stealth keyboard.

    Thankfully there is at least one company that still makes the big return key Northgate style keyboards.

    1. Re:The story is not news by sunhou · · Score: 1

      Back in the old days, read early 90's, we had keyboards with a decent sized return key. I miss them.

      If by "decent sized return key" you mean the double-height return keys, I always make sure the keyboards I buy do NOT have those giant return keys. I want a single-height return key, with an easy-to-reach backslash key right above it. The giant-sized return-key keyboards usually move the backslash key way down into the corner, which is a royal pain for those of us who write LaTeX code which needs a million backslashes.

      Everybody's got their own preferences...

  59. What is, what could be. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Supposedly, this one gives unique feel to each key group, so you should know when you reach with wrong finger to a key that belongs to a different finger. In reality though, they are pretty much indistinguishable, so just take spray or acetone...

    Well, what IMHO would make this a truly 1337 keyboard: Have the letter caps printed in UV color. Then install a blacklight light source (preferably a point one, directed at the keyboard) and be able to type in complete darkness, with only keys glowing dimly :)

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    1. Re:What is, what could be. by noth(a)nk.you · · Score: 1

      That is a friggin' cool idea; I would buy one of those.

  60. Pete and Repeat are sittin on a fence.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    .. and Pete falls off.

    Who's left?

  61. dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. 1984 Model M? by Nahooda · · Score: 1

    As far as I know, the Model M were built from 1985 until 1990 (see Wikipedia article). So how can the poster own a Model M from 1984?

    Regards,

    Dennis-Bendert Schramm

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  63. My old keyboard with the letters rubbed off by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

    I have an old (and cheap) keyboard at my parents' place which is really starting to show its age: many of the letters have rubbed off, and the plastic is actually wrinkled in places. My dad actually refuses to use this keyboard because of the lack of letters... on one hand, this is good because it means he won't touch my stuff, but on the other, well... when I just want him to type in a password, it's a pain in the ass. Obviously my crappy old keyboard lacks the geek appeal of Das Keyboard (which I've been admiring on ThinkGeek for a while), but it's given me some insight into the upsides and downsides of an unlabelled minimilist design.

  64. Dieter's New keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Ah, my new keyboard. It is black and has no character -- nor any characters. It mocks me with its subtlety. I feel like a little girl... named Helen Keller.

    Hans, would you like to touch my keyboard? Touch my keyboard! Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein Tastatur!

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we enter data.

  65. Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by jaredmauch · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, I have this issue with keyboards these days. It's hard to find one that has the "Return/Enter" key the same size, they like to move the placement of the | and \ keys and everyone jumped on the m$ bandwagon after they released their keyboard and added some extra keys that I don't need/use.

    Then there's these mice, I am quite happy with my Logitech 3 button mouse circa 1995. It works perfectly for me (of course you need to periodically clean them) and doesn't have that stupid scroll device that everyone seems so intent in putting in them these days. That reminds me, I need to go to the local computer recycling place and dig around in their bins to find some good keyboards and mice to stockpile that have a reasonable layout before the entire earth is plagued with these new marvels that annoy me so much.

    I don't expect everyone here to agree with me, i know quite a few people who love their scroll wheels and fancy optical mice. I'm just not one of them.

    1. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

    2. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      The Enter key being a different shape and the pipe/backslash moving is simply because you are comparing keyboards for different countries... in your case probably US vs UK.

      Try looking at a French or German keyboard sometime as well. ;)

    3. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by jaredmauch · · Score: 1

      The qwertz keyboards in Germany are ok, takes some time to get used to depending on if you can cope with your Y and Z being switched. But the pipe/backslash issue is not a UK vs US thing, these are all keyboards obtained in the US. That's what gets me the most, because if you run a comand like grep foo bar | cut, things can quickly get botched. Things that are much easier done at the shell instead of writing a perl script...

    4. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      The Enter key being a different shape and the pipe/backslash moving is simply because you are comparing keyboards for different countries... in your case probably US vs UK.

      I doubt it. That should be easy enough to tell by the presence/absence of the pound (the money, not the hash) symbol and euro symbol. I know I've shaken my fist in anger at these differences, and I know that I was using different US keyboards.

      I believe keyboards should have the pipe/backslash above the enter key (beside the ] key), which should be a simple rectangle two normal keys in width. But some keyboards I use frequently now have inverted-L enter keys, which effectively take up the room the pipe would use. Then they either a)make the backspace key normal size instead of double-width and put the pipe beside it (which mean's I'm constantly pressing \ when I want to back up) or put it down between the righthand ctrl and alt keys (which means I can't find it).

      Of course, none of this compares to the anguish of using a Sun keyboard, which basically just rearranges the whole world....but I don't do that often enough to really irk me.

      Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you're full of it; keyboards from within the same country (at least if that country is the US) definitely do have major differences, and that sucks.

      That said, the rest of this guy's points are downright ridiculous. Having a preference for mechanical mice over optical ones is as foolish as prefering carburated engines over fuel-injection. And scroll wheels are awesome. Now if he wanted to bitch/moan about the passing of the mechanical keyboards, I could understand, but these complaints are downright silly.

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    5. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by bastardsquadmuzz · · Score: 1

      The extra keys and extra buttons on mice I can agree with, but I can't see how anyone can prefer a mouse without a scroll wheel to one with one. Using a mouse without one, or worse using a mouse with one where X doesn't have it configured, feels so difficult.

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    6. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Yup, I agree here. For X-windows copy-paste you only need a three-button mouse. The scroll-wheel makes a very lousy middle button, it just feels uncomfortable. For browsing websites you can skip the wheel and just use PageUp/PageDown.
      Actually I thought logitech still made the simple corded 3-button mouse, I bought a new one about 3 years ago,but it really just dissapeared from their website... Maybe you'll have to wait for Das Maus now :)

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    7. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you nuts?

      I fully agree about the keyboards; I have a Model M both at home and at work (but I have the rubber-dome kind because people would complain if I had the buckling-spring kind).

      And I can understand your reservations about scroll wheels. I find them extremely helpful while web browsing and other tasks because I can scroll down quickly without using the scroll bars, or having to switch to the keyboard and use the Page Up/Down keys. On the other hand, the scroll wheel kinda sucks when using it as a middle button, which I use a lot as a Linux user.

      But optical versus ball? Hands down, optical is far superior. There is simply no comparison. Ball mice are a total PITA; they mis-track a lot, especially when they get dirty. And keeping them clean is impossible; you have to regularly clean out the wheels inside or you'll have those tracking problems which drive you nuts. Optical mice have solved all of this. They're extremely accurate, work perfectly on just about any surface (except glass), and best of all NEVER need to be cleaned. I can't imagine why anyone would ever want to use a ball mouse instead.

    8. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I just noticed for the first time yesterday that my laptop keyboard has two pipe/backslash keys on it! I was logged into a server in the UK (I'm in Australia) and found that my pipe key was mapped to something else ($ i think, because shift+4 is the pound sign). Then I found another one next to the spacebar that i'd never noticed before, and that worked.

      This is the laptop i've had for just shy of 3 years (I know this because it is failing badly and I just found out that the warranty runs out in a few days :).

    9. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

      I don't think that your carb vs fuel injection parallel quite holds true since for some applications one is definately preffered over the other I.E. a lawnmower engine with fuel injection would be entirely overly comoplicated for it's purpose and a carbureted car will generally be harder to keep tuned for best efficiency...

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    10. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by jaredmauch · · Score: 1
      Well, the last time I really used an optical mouse was when you needed to have the fancy grid pad. (I have a few of these in my basement still I believe, as well as the Sparc mice that go with them, e-mail me if you want them). I've been able to survive this long without doing much. I'm glad to see people somewhat agree with me on the scroll wheel for a middle mouse button. Having a distinct middle button is valuable, IMHO. I don't need a lot from my desktop (except when I play games, but that's in windoze which i rarely boot into). I use xterm, gaim, xmms and Firefox with my lightweight window manager (twm).

      I've worked at home full time 6 out of the last 10 years, and been able to do some percentage work at home for the other 4 (1-2 days a week when necessary). So I've burned through a few keyboards by spilling water on them. The last one i was quite sad with because it worked perfectly, and still had those stickers on it from "You Don't Know Jack" game that i thought would be amusing to apply.

    11. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely spot on. A scroll wheel mouse is no substitute for a proper 3-button mouse. I prefer to use a 2-button with 3-button emulation.

      Fortunately, I own a couple of Kensington 3-button mouse. One for work and one for home. I wish now I had bought a half-dozen of them when they were in the chuck-out bin at the local supermarket.

      I have a friend who has a quality 3-button mouse. Every time I see it, I have this compulsion to just take it. Must .. resist .. temptation ..

    12. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Then they either a)make the backspace key normal size instead of double-width and put the pipe beside it (which mean's I'm constantly pressing \ when I want to back up) or put it down between the righthand ctrl and alt keys (which means I can't find it).

      Or, c) put it to the right of the shift key, above right ctrl.

      I think I like the same layout you do re. that, but c) isn't bad. I don't know that I've seen b). And a) is retarted.

      Of course, none of this compares to the anguish of using a Sun keyboard, which basically just rearranges the whole world

      Sun keyboards move the ~ key next to the backspace, making the latter a small key. To make matters worse, backspace isn't even the rightmost key; it goes backspace then ~. This is even more retarted than a) above. (Remapping ~ in Emacs to backward-delete-character or whatever it is helps a little, but isn't a solution.)

      They also move the escape key to where ~ is on a PC keyboard. There's an unlabeled key in place of esc. I don't know what it does. I don't remember if it works like ESC on a PC.

      However, they also swapped ctrl and caps lock. This takes some getting used to, but I swear that if you try it you'll never go back. It's so much more comfortable hitting ctrl with just a small motion rather than having to go way down to the corner. I swap them in both Windows and Linux, and never looked back. (The only problem comes when you go use someone else's computer and forget; but then again I also use Dvorak so I'm used to that sort of thing.)

    13. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the side of my hand to hit control on my IBM Model M keyboard of glory.

    14. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Even though I am not left-handed, I have my mouse left-handed. This in general will give less stress on the right hand, and also allows you to use the mouse and pageup/pagedown simultaneously. I have a IBM rapidacces keyboard with special browser back and forward buttons next to the arrows (just linking to alt-left and alt-right I guess) and also those I use while having my hand on my mouse, I never realized this, but this is perfect for internet browsing.
      And why did GP get modded 'Funny'? Damn man, this is serious business :)

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    15. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty easy to answer. Windows users don't use the middle button for anything, but that button is the paste button in X. Putting that stupid scroll will there makes X annoying to use. Another sign of Windows (and Microsoft) dictating how hardware would be, like the idiotic Windows keys.

    16. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by myukew · · Score: 1

      one button mice 1337 enough? get a mac!

    17. Re:Stupid keyboards (and mice) these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a retard.

  66. Faster Typing by Namronorman · · Score: 0

    Type up to 100% faster in a few weeks

    Since there is no key to look at when typing, your brain will quickly adapt and memorize the key positions and you will find yourself typing a lot faster with more accuracy in no time. It is amazing how slow typers almost double their speed and quick typers become blazing fast!


    Whatever happened to self discipline? If this really does increase typing speed by not displaying keys, would it really improve your wpm that drastically? I think that's kind of a poor selling point in my opinion.

    However, the individually weighted key switches sound brilliant and if this keyboard weren't so expensive I'd love to try it out!

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    1. Re:Faster Typing by craXORjack · · Score: 1
      Whatever happened to self discipline? If this really does increase typing speed by not displaying keys, would it really improve your wpm that drastically? I think that's kind of a poor selling point in my opinion.

      No, really. It works. How do you think I learned to drive?

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  67. you know by hurfy · · Score: 1

    black markers work on keyboards as well as cds

    This is sillier than the clear lighted keyboard i bought for my clear lighted computer. hehe, half the letter are above a post and don't get lit so alot of the same functionallity tho.

    our office:

    2 old IBM keyboards, dual purpose for self defense
    4 old WANG keyboards, virtually identical to ibm
    2 MS ergo kb
    several throw-away OEM for the peons.

    If only i could figure out how to mod the old keyboards from the Wang minicomputer terminals. I love the enter key where the arrows are now(pinky while typing, thumb from keypad, all alone with nothing to hit by mistake) not to mention they double as car ramps...

  68. Not to be rude... by shog9 · · Score: 1

    ...but why on earth would someone who (apparently) can't touch-type decide to review a keyboard that pretty much requires it?

    I mean, if that's useful, i can submit a review of a piano, complaining about how the notes aren't painted on the white keys... Just let me know...

  69. Tried it, didn't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When this was first posted to Slashdot I cut up some blank stickers and covered my keys. Have I noticed an improvement in my typing? Well, it took four tries to type the word typing just there. It's a pain. That's the last time I try something I read here. Also, the home made air conditioner sucked.

  70. WTF Slashdot! by DoubleDangerClub · · Score: 1

    This was already announced on /. months ago!

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    1. Re:WTF Slashdot! by ruffnsc · · Score: 1

      No there was a secret reference to Google somewhere and by ./ rules had to be mentioned again.

  71. Save your money by Pope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just take some typing lessons, and you won't be looking at the keys anyway.

    I know the very idea of slashdotters learning something from being taught is wildly foreign, but figure I'd throw it out there anyway. This is a product with no real market outside of a handful of elite idiots whom you'd never want to meet anyway.

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    1. Re:Save your money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find more wannabes than elites. Still idiots, though.

  72. fnially by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

    A kyebraod I cna ues wehn wriitng my slahstod pots!!1! I lvoe it.

    Yuo msut gte noe!

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  73. Do it properly - How to get a Model M by JackDW · · Score: 0
    I've got two of them.. here are my two tips for getting a genuine Model M.

    1. One way to get them is to work for IBM: wherever you work, there will be piles of them gathering dust in the back of an office or lab. You can use keyboards from RS/6000s as well as PC keyboards.

    2. Another way is dumpster diving. People throw out old computers, and they throw out old keyboards too. Look out for interesting computery things in skips, and then come back after dark to grab them. Your local University campus is a good place to look.

    Having said that, I currently use a Silicon Graphics keyboard (it doesn't have a funky model number). I got it by buying an old Indy. In my view it is better than a Model M. It is certainly a lot quieter and the keys are easier to press, but it still has a positive key-click. It has also survived having drinks spilled on it a couple of times: lesser keyboards do not survive this test.

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  74. Re-used Dell keyboards? by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or are those just like the old, heavy, Quake-god keyboards from the early/mid 90's? Back in the day at college the keyboards they had like this were almost totally blank they were used so heavily, well, aside from the coating of crud around the keys...

    Damien

  75. too easy! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the black one.

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  76. British layout by StonedRat · · Score: 1

    is it available in a british layout? oh, and that's not a joke, we have different enter keys.

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    1. Re:British layout by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      You also have a smaller left-shift key to accomodate the extra key the backslash and pipe characters live on. :)

      I love using UK keyboards myself, became a convert when I lived in the UK for 5 years.

      Actually, I think I like them better because they are closer to the old Atari keyboards then the standard US layout is. ;)

  77. In other news... by grumpyman · · Score: 1
    Metaslash, an Alaska-based company introduces the BasMonitor, a LCD-based monitor system that will only light up high grey-shade pixels on the display. The intend is to train user to eventually be able to utilize a computer without looking at the monitor.

    The grey-shade will dynamically adjusted between 250-255 depending on how frequent the user look at the monitor using a built-in web-cam and fuzzy logic-programmed FPGA using LOGO emulation.

    According to Bill, the manager who's piloting the trial use, "BasMonitors allow developers to read marketing collaterals as spec. without looking at the monitor. Not only it improves efficiency, it will dramatically cut cost in future need of monitor purchase. We are also planning to buy one BasMonitor for the testing department in which they'll use it on a rotational basis. Imagine streamlining the entire company by only purchasing one monitor!"

  78. New PC keyboard layout coming? by claes · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed that most new keyboards from Microsoft and Logitech have a new the layout? The nsert/delete/home/end/page up/page down keys are rearranged, one of them is missing and another one is twice as big. Why?

    1. Re:New PC keyboard layout coming? by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Personally, I *hate* this new design... they also tend to screw up the inverted T arrow key configuration as well when they do this kind of stuff.

      When I lived in the UK for 5 years I became very attached to the UK keyboard layout... so I had a friend there ship me two plain black UK keyboards in a standard configuration.

      No "natural", no misplaced (or missing) keys, no screwed up arrow keys... yay!

  79. Better Solution by Mithrandur · · Score: 1

    If you really want to improve your ability to type without looking at the keys, learn Dvorak with a re-mapped QWERTY.

    The layout is far superior to QWERTY, but that's not the point. The point is that when you instinctively look down at the keyboard to find the 'j' key, you will be greeted by such shocking cognitive dissonance that after a few days, you'll give up on looking at the keys, and actually learn where they live. I think it's even better than a blank keyboard, and it's certainly cheaper :)

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  80. Obligatory Spinal Tap Reference by roelbj · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much more black could it be?

    None. None more black.

  81. I own one by bblazer · · Score: 1

    I received one of the first Das Keyboards back in June of this year and have been using it since. I too am a self taught typist. I have to say that my typing has got better, but it has taken a long time. I find that I have to use the force sometimes to get things going well. If I just forget about typing and just actually type, I am faster and more accurate. When I think too much about what I am doing I make mistakes. The hardest thing for me was to remember what the shift characters were above the number line. Occasionally, I have to hit a key and then the backspace a few times until I get the one I wanted. The coolest part is when people come into my office and see it. It gets a better response than my TouchStream keyboard. Now that is a cool and innovative keyboard. Too bad they went out of business!

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  82. Brilliant manufacturing concept @ work here... by Titus+B.+Otch · · Score: 0

    Lay off 20 smurfs who hand paint each letter as it rolls by on the conveyor belt. Tell marketing it's a new design. Suckor some tool to post it on a "news for nerds" site. Profit deez nutz...

  83. looks bla by Xenious · · Score: 0

    Sorry but this looks like a black'd out cheapo keyboard off a TTY terminal. I'll keep my MS keyboard with large amounts of nice extra buttons for iTunes controls and other functions.

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  84. Just as interesting as last time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope it continues to hold up for the next repeat as well.

  85. No, no, and no. by Parity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can't touchtype with the number of typing tutor programs available as free or share out there, well, then I guess you've no interest in touchtyping, so -of course- a keyboard without letters is going to suck for you.

    However, a keyboard without letters is going to suck even worse for games. I mean, I touch type in dvorak, so it's not like I use the letters anyway (okay, I could peek for A and M ... but otherwise...)

    When gaming though, I put my keyboard back in qwerty mode, because games don't use the keyboard as a -keyboard-. You can't put both hands on it and touchtype... you've got to keep a hand on the mouse or joystick. The keyboard acts as a control panel of buttons, not as a text entry device. An unlabeled keyboard for games would really and truly suck.

    Well.

    Unless you took advantage of this to put your own labels on the keys, maybe.

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  86. Black Hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For black hardware I prefer my Remington Model Ten
    Noiseless typewriter. Black *and* Art Deco --- yow!

  87. Its a KeyTronicsEMS keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Its a keytronic keyboard with the letters taken off.

    Seems very much to match Keytronic E03600QUSUSBB-C

    Specs of the Keytronics Keyboard

    Specs of the Das Keyboard

    Complete with the following identical features , verbatum:
    "High quality membrane switch"es
    "Three Windows keys"
    Key lifetime is "30 million keystrokes"
    Operating shock of "10 G"
    "Phantom key lockout"
    A "Reset force" of ".5oz"
    Input power of "+5 Vdc ±.25 V @ 100 mA max."
    Agency approvals (in this order) "FCC Class B", " UL", and "CSA".
    Total Travel of .150" ±.010" @100g
    Travel to peak is ".050" ±.010""
    Peak force is "2.0 oz +/- .4oz"

    Also the keytronics has "Ergo Technology," which is a word-for-word ripoff, with "Ergo Technology" being replaced by "Das Keyboard". Second paragraph of the keytronic specs is the same as a paragraph off the front page of Das Keyboard.

    And look at the image of the Ergo Technology!
    Look familar?

    Guess what? Its only $21.50 at keytronics.

    Stop giving this rip off free advertising for an overpriced keyboard with its letters solvented off without even credit to keytronic.

    1. Re:Its a KeyTronicsEMS keyboard by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      And they just happen to be out of stock right now. Wonder who bought all theor keyboards?

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  88. International versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad they don't have international versions of it for other countries. I contacted the sale reps and they say they hope to introduce them in the near future.

  89. What's next, mood ring keyboards? by davidwr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want a keyboard that changes color based on how hard I'm banging the keys. :)

    Black and blue is the color of the day.

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  90. Um... thinkgeek? by shine-shine · · Score: 1

    ThinkGeek has been selling those for quite a while. I'm sure I saw them advertise it more than once here.

  91. Totally uncool by blanne · · Score: 1

    It doesn't even come in Dvorak layout! How am I supposed to keep up my 200 wpm typing speed on this?

    *ducks for cover*
    Sorry, couldn't help it ;)

  92. Blank Apple Keyboard on eBay!! by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 1

    Pah, you think that's cool, there's a blank Apple Pro keyboard going for buttons on eBay right now. A genuine apple keyboard, just they obviously made a mistake. At first I thought it was a normal one sprayed, but it's not, just never had the character glyphs printed. Pretty neat. I'd get it, but it's going out of my price range, and I just bought a new mighty-mouse, so my new kit budget is 0. The auction can be found here Enjoy!

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  93. Another DIY suggestion by diakka · · Score: 1

    Instead of painting over your keyboard, you can try removing the keys and mixing them up, with the exception of F and J so that you can find the home row by touch. One trick is that you can only mix up the keys with keys on the same row because most keyboards have different sized keys for the rows. This might not have the cool factor of Das Keyboard, but for learning how to touch type it should be just as effective. It's cleaner than paint and it can be easily undone.

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  94. Pffffft... Overpriced compared to by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1
  95. Advertisements getting more blatent by Hack+Jandy · · Score: 1

    The advertisements on Slashdot are getting more blatent by the minute.

    HJ

  96. It's like... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ...how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

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  97. Obligitory by JCY2K · · Score: 1

    But where's the any key?!

  98. TIE Fighters aren't black by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Black hardware just can't help looking cool (think TIE fighters, NeXT Cubes, and the hard-to-find black SE/30 case you might have lusted for in 1994)"

    TIE Fighters aren't black.

    Sorry. It's Slashdot. I had to say it.

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    1. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black by bobrk · · Score: 1

      And there's no such thing as a Black SE/30.

      At least it's never been mentioned on the internets.

    2. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black by timothy · · Score: 1

      OK, I might be wrong about the TIE fighters (they look black to me -- what color are they, "Dark Vader Grey"?), but there surely was a black case for the SE/30. Not that it was an Apple product, but it was available, and I wanted one ... very nearly spent around a hundred bucks on it, but right around that time, United Airlines busted up my SE/30, and I decided against putting any more money into (around?) it.

      timothy

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    3. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The earlier Tie Fighters were white and the later ones were grey:

      http://www.theforce.net/swtc/tie.html

      Darth Vader had a modified grey one with a lager central body.

    4. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Black hardware just can't help looking cool (think TIE fighters, NeXT Cubes, and the hard-to-find black SE/30 case you might have lusted for in 1994)"

      TIE Fighters aren't black.


      WEREN'T black. It was a long time ago.

      Sorry. It's Slashdot. I had to say it.

      Me too.

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    5. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how much cooler would they be if they were?

      (Actually, I think he meant Darth Vader. He was cool. And black. Well, not black-black, but outwardly black. Unless you count his voice; that was black, because it was James Earl Jones'.)

      Whatever. Black is cool.

  99. HHKB - Blank Key model by baboon · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.pfu.fujitsu.com/en/hhkeyboard/hhkbpro/n okeytop.html

    And, yes, they have charcoal grey, too. Or better yet, a model with barely visible labels for the occasional search for the Print Screen key.

    I can testify that the HHKB Lite is a great keyboard. I have two.

    Has anyone tried a Pro model?

    1. Re:HHKB - Blank Key model by corngrower · · Score: 1
      I can testify that the HHKB Lite is a great keyboard. I have two.

      Just two?

  100. Ummm... Try it? by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

    I have my keyboard on a keyboard tray shoved in completely under my desk. I can't see a damn key on it, nor anything past my wrists. Turns out the hardest thing is learning where the function keys are by muscle memory. After that hurdle is crossed you'll find that having an invisible keyboard frees up a lot of desk space. And people are *reallly* reluctant to use your machine when they can't even see their hands :)

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  101. IF it weren't for the price tag by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I'd buy one of these just as a practical joke.

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  102. Keytronic KB101Plus where are you? by msblack · · Score: 1

    Bring back the original KeyTronic Professional Series keyboards. Big "L" shaped RETURN key, injection-molded keys so the letters won't wear off, and DIP switch swappable CAPS LOCK and CONTROL keys and keycaps. Who uses the CAPS LOCK more than the CONTROL key? The CONTROL key belongs adjacent to the A key. The DEC VT52/VT101 keyboard got it right and IBM had to fsck it up with their Personal Computer (also a KeyTronic keyboard). As for keyboard feel, I had the pleasure of using an IBM 3200 (forgot exact model) keyboard a long time ago. The feel was awesome.

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    1. Re:Keytronic KB101Plus where are you? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I used a Sun (Type 5 I think) keyboard a few years ago that had a really nice layout, though it took a little getting used to. It had the Ctrl key next to the A, but in addition, the backspace key and backslash key were swapped. Who uses backslash more than backspace? This makes perfect sense. Also, the Esc key and backtick key were swapped, which also make sense as I rarely use backticks or tildes.

    2. Re:Keytronic KB101Plus where are you? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      You can't have been using a shell or scripting much then. You only ever need escape if your terminal is screwed up to work emacs, or if you use that other editor. On the other hand bacticks are for executing expressions, and tildes are for HOME expansions.

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    3. Re:Keytronic KB101Plus where are you? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm a vi (gvim actually) user. It's far superior to emacs....

      I do use the backtick and tilde for the uses you pointed out, but it's far less than the Esc key.

  103. Color by burtdub · · Score: 0

    Only available in black? What is this, the Model T?

  104. Back in the day, by dbrower · · Score: 1
    when I learned in a room full of manual typewriters, not a one of them had a labelled key. (Very nice Olympias they were, too.) There was a key poster on the wall, where you had to look up to see where the keys were.

    Unlabelled keys have been around for a long time.

    -dB

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  105. Solvent works if its the right one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you are looking for is a cheep keyboard with rough lettering ie you can feel the letters. If you cannot they have been either inked into the plastic or over coated. Best keys to feel is normaly the word enter on the number pad.

    One of these keyboards not for me use but ended up mime I cleaned over with a monitor wipe and blured all the keys. Did my typing good. They thought it was revenge for stuffing up a keyboard 2 months latter why can you type so fast so I gave the keyboard back and got Ok bad keyboard good typing speed. The question is what ink did they use and what solvent is required. Some are oil based ie standard house paint that is not removeable ie you will destroy the keys. Some are acrilic the metho and other thing will eat them. Note people who drink lose thier keys off of some keyboards faster.

    Paint does not work. Black dye gets close ie Dye the plastic from white to black.(case mod before black keyboards were around a lot on the market.) Note if you look really hard you will still see the letters. Nice eye strain if you don't know where the keys are.

    Dye is not removable its a one way convert. Case moders dye plastic all the time ie frount of drives and cases is made from the same plastic as keyboards so same methord.

  106. don't fergit the black cord. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Oh boy. Black on black with a black background

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  107. The name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They erase everything useful and put a childlike name on it. I hope this story was submitted so would make fun of this item

  108. Cute, but pretty pointless by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    It's a cute idea but it's really nothing more than a gimmick. Unless it has some kind of life-changing amazing typing response there's no way that I'll pay $80 for a keyboard.

    As for not having labels on the keys, so what? I've not looked at the keyboard when typing for over 15 years.

    I'll stick to my HP multimedia keyboard that came free with my PC.

  109. Bang for your buck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I ordered a DAS Keyboard from Thinkgeek a couple of weeks ago and thankfully the hoop jumping I was subjected to, to verify my billing address, gave me time to think, and discover, that Logitech G15's will be available shortly, and for the same price.

    I know what i'd rather spend that sort of money on, and at the end of the day, it wasn't a Das Keyboard. ;)

  110. Keyboards with real keyswitches by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1
    (I'd like to see a mechanical-switch version of Das Keyboard, which would retain the neat looks but do away with the milquetoast response.)

    As you wish.

    http://www.pckeyboard.com/customizer.html

    I picked these colors for mine.

    http://www.pckeyboard.com/images/BlackMetallicSamp le.jpg

    Buckling spring keyswitches. This company spun off from Lexmark, which (in turn) spun off from IBM.

  111. Because it was made in the USA by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    It's probably a fair price with US labor. We are doomed.

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  112. Keyboardless computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5. I don't even have a keyboard you insensitive clod.

    You're probably joking, but for OOS reasons I have been practically keyboard-free for a couple of years now (on both Linux and Windows). I use one for typing in my login password, and for text-mode console emergencies, but that's about it.

    It's quite possible to be fully productive without a keyboard.

    1. Re:Keyboardless computing by Daath · · Score: 1

      Only if you are a professional pornsurfer ;-)

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    2. Re:Keyboardless computing by sunhou · · Score: 1

      ...I have been practically keyboard-free for a couple of years now (on both Linux and Windows). I use one for typing in my login password, and for text-mode console emergencies, but that's about it.

      It's quite possible to be fully productive without a keyboard.


      That's funny, I do my very best to avoid using my mouse (and I don't have other input devices), so basically I try as hard as possible to do everything via keyboard, since it's much faster than mouse for me. Although I often wish I had a couple of foot pedals which I could program as control keys or page up / page down or other things (does anyone make such a thing?).

      What other input devices do you use? (And by OOS, do you mean Occupational Overuse Syndrome, i.e. Repetitive Stress Syndrome?)

    3. Re:Keyboardless computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a foot peddle from a recording machine used in dictation? That could be moded to work as anything you wanted. It has 3 buttons. I think i found my next parport project!

  113. "Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Compared to my 1984 (IBM) Model M" ~orginal submission
    Sophisticated Nerd #1: This keyboard was soldered in 1984. That was a good year for PS/1 input devices, you know.

    Sophisticated Nerd #2: Ah yes, 1984. The vintage is most excellent.

    Nerd 1: Can you believe that some people actually type on (shocked whisper) PS/2 keyboards?

    Nerd 2: That's positively scandalous! Worse yet, I was at my financial institution (banks are for the unwashed masses) yesterday, and the teller was actually typing on a Logitech USB keyboard. Every time he hit the Windows key, I wanted to lecture him on real keyboards and the proper volume of key clack, but it would have been completely lost on the brute.

    Nerd 1: It's completely ridiculous. There should be laws against such mindless use mundane computer components.

    Or did nobody else think it was odd how the author compared it to a 20 year old design as if it were a car or a fine wine?
    1. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by m0ng0l · · Score: 2, Funny

      HEY!

      I love my model M keyboards! Even the one my wife uses! 3 at home (one for me, one for the wife, one on the switchbox), and one at work! Drives my co-workers bonkers sometimes. All they get is the soft little "click" from their Dell branded cheapo keyboards, while you can hear me typing away from the far side of the room with the lovely, crisp, clackey sound!

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    2. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by bloggins02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or did nobody else think it was odd how the author compared it to a 20 year old design as if it were a car or a fine wine?

      Now don't get me wrong I found your post pretty funny, but I just wanted to point out the obvious fact that keyboards have suffered badly from comoditization. They break more often, are so light they tend to bounce around on the desk, and most have truly AWFUL key feel.

      This isn't so bad if you're a casual user or web surfer who rarely types anything of any great length, but when you're a programmer who types 8+ hours per day or are in any other job that requires long periods of typing, using a keyboard that costs more than $19.95 can really make a difference.

      Of course, you have to actually find one that's worth the extra money...

    3. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by thelizman · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would probably kill someone for a Model M. Granted, nobody I knew. It'd have to be some poor decrepid third world street urchin. But I'd do it.

      You cannot comprehend the satisfaction of the tactile feedback those keyboards delivered. For people like me - that is, people who type so damned fast all you hear is the rustling of keys - the assured click and forceful return of a keystroke on those old units is like music.

      I'm a GenXer, too, so this isn't just crank nostalgia. I was still wetting the bed when these keyboards were rolling off assembly lines. When I first met one in a pile of junk in a backroom at a municipal IT department at City Hall, I wretched at the notion that I'd have to adapt the CB-mike style DIN plug to a sleek, compact, and modern PS/2 port. But necessity sometimes brings about unexpected benefits - the Model M I was forced to use became a pleasure. I had fewer carpal tunnel flare ups. My fingers cramped less. Most unintuitively, I became more productive with the older keyboard. Oh, and don't forget buttons F1-F23. That's right, a double row of function buttons waiting to be programmed with macros.

      I tried to steal that keyboard. I had hatched several elaborate plans to abscond with the taxpayers property. In the end, I gave in to my moral penchant for respecting the sanctity of property. I have regretted it since.

    4. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't seem odd to me -- two of my coworkers have specifically brought in old keyboards that they have saved over the years that have proved to be durable and enjoyable to use. They're also loud, which is sometimes annoying. So in order to feel "hip" and "with it", I just TYPE REALLY HARD LIKE THIS>

      THAT"S MY @ CENTS>

    5. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, not all things that are newer are better.

      I mean, you don't see people clamoring over current violins like someone will over a Stratvarius. Not too many people would complain if you swapped out their Madonna poster with a Rembrant. Even the Porsche 911 hasn't radically changed over the years.

      Certainly, not every old item is a good item, but time acts as a filter for real world junk. The other old violins with poor sound were passed down to whomever would have them, the worst being totally destroyed due to neglect and time. The lesser paintings are the ones that get lost in the trash over time. Even today, the lesser cars tend to disappear quickly too; just try to find a pristine example of a Yugo, but funny how it's not impossible to find a pristine Mercedes 190.

      So it's not suprising to have current keyboards compared to the Model M. After all, it's not like they're comparing it to any 1984 keyboard. Model M's were designed in a competitive market, and IBM poured a lot of time and money into making the keyboard more "user enjoyable", intuitive, and accessible to those who can type really, really fast.

      Now, I eagerly await the day I hear a keyboard review that can honestly state, "It's better than my 1984 Model M." But, given the current state of keyboard research, and the money being invested in cheaper production methods instead of improving the user experience, I doubt that phrase will be true in this lifetime.

      I just wonder why I can't get a buckling spring keyboard that comes with a USB connection. Adapters are available, but I don't want to always rely on two connections (one to the computer, one to the adapter) when only one is necessary.

    6. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by zsau · · Score: 1

      You can, I'm told, buy one from pckeyboard.com. I understand they're just the same as the originals, just made nowadays. I don't know if they contain that mainy function keys though.

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    7. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      Oh good lord. "kill someone for one" Hey, Othello Von Melodrama, instead maybe you could look around a bit and buy a few for 20 bucks each like I did a year ago. Hint: http://www.pcpartsinc.com/ Or, if you'd rather not look around, go here. and pay maybe fifty bucks for one.

    8. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      before you get "das Keyboard" you should look around at rummage sales/surplus auctions/thrift stores too. just a few weeks ago I saw a 1984 Model M15 (going value, approx. $400; thrift store asking price, $3).

      slightly dusty and I didn't come looking for keyboards, so I almost didn't buy it. :P

      has a PS2 port, too.. funny those are around 21 years later. just noticed I have 1) a $400 IBM keyboard 2) hooked up to a $350 Dell 3) running an Apple OS :(

    9. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1

      I would probably kill someone for a Model M.

      I got one through ebay for $12.50 about 2 years ago.

    10. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      While I can appreciate the importance of good tactile feedback, that by no means requires a 'loud' keyboard. But then, I also find myself annoyed by things mobile phone ringtones (mine is set to vibrate-only).
      Perhaps someone could explain - or provide a link to a site which does - the 'significance' of key 'clack'.

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    11. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Well then. It seems I've been properly educated now. I also find the lightweight keyboards that come with most systems less than ideal, but I didn't realize so many people were willing to scrounge ebay for old grimey keyboards and ps/1 to ps/2 adaptors to get keys that don't wiggle so much when you press them they catch half the time.

    12. Re:"Compared to my 1984 Model M..." by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Or did nobody else think it was odd how the author compared it to a 20 year old design as if it were a car or a fine wine?
      Not at all. Some designs age not a day - while others look (or act) dated within a short time.
  114. get it cheaper by jeffimix · · Score: 1

    The Das Keyboard is a 'standard IBM' usb Keytronic keyboard without keycaps. I'm serious, compare images of the two if you want. Same exact keyboard. Same 'key weighting' and the Keytronic costs 1/5th of the 100USD das keyboard. Actually I think it's my favorite keyboard except maybe my A500's

  115. Dvorak by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


    I got one of these keyboards, and remapped it to the Dvorak layout.

    I've been scarred ever since.

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    1. Re:Dvorak by Psykechan · · Score: 1

      Actually what's funny is that I use the Dvorak layout on a regular Qwerty keyboard. It's very much like having an unlabeled keyboard and it was cheap.

      On a related note, the site says that it's Mac compatible. Great, but it doesn't have an eject key. All USB keyboards are that Mac compatible.

    2. Re:Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you elaborate on how you've been scarred?

  116. I actually own one. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    And I'm typing from it right now. I don't really have any issues with not hitting the right keys at all, and I don't really feel the need to look at the keyboard. About the only problems that I have with it are when I'm sitting in an unusual position, and I can't find the home row. But overall, the keyboard is very very solid, and feels just right to the fingertips.

  117. Copyright Date by Noksagt · · Score: 1

    He is probably reading the copyright date. The sticker on the back of MY 1391401 has a large IBM logo and (c) IBM Corp. 1984 on the right. More specific information is in dot-matrix on the left. Under date, mine says "05AUG92", so mine appears to be from the last year IBM made them (Lexmark started making them in 93).

  118. OMG it's like the black album! by mojotooth · · Score: 1


    It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

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  119. DUPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a dupe, and nobody caught on?
    sad motherfuckers

  120. Scam Alert by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    This keyboard is a Key Tronic Ergo Technology black keyboard that they talked Key Tronic into not passing through the last phase of painting, or maybe they painted it black themselves.

    These keyboards currently sell for $21.50 even WITH letters painted on. I appreciate the reviewer taking the time to determine that these things really are harder to use than one that has markings, but there are stronger reasons for not buying them.

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  121. Combine with Das Monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should sell this with Das Monitor... a monitor that has no display. Since you can't see what it is you're typing, it won't matter if you hit the wrong keys.

    1. Re:Combine with Das Monitor by greyc · · Score: 1

      That would be ripping off StupidaScreen (described at the bottom of the page).

  122. Is it qwerty or Dvorak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EOM

  123. Re:happy hacking keyboard blank keytop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I wonder why you linked to Happy Hacking without mentioning their Blank Keytop model that more closely relates to the article. They even have it in Charcoal Black .

    "Why does it cost $260?!" you might ask. Well the answer is that it uses capacitive keyswitches for both the greatest durability and tactile feel. They register key presses when a metal plate on the key moves between two parallel plates on the board that discharges a capacitive charge. Therefore there is no contact taking place to register the key press and therefore no wear on any contact points. To give tactile feedback each key has a standard mechanical spring mechanism (i.e. IBM Model M - note that Model M does NOT use capacitance, though).

    There you have it. The ultimate luxury geek keyboard. It also has the CTRL key swapped with CAPS LOCK by default and the ESC key is where ~ would be on a US layout (to the left of '1'). A good bonus for UNIX nerds that have to work on a variety of boxen and don't want to setup the keyboard every time. Yes, hardware nerds can accomplish the same thing with some solder and wire. But for us software nerds that make a good salary it's a nice bonus.

  124. dupe, tripe, quipe... by tivoKlr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah and my ask slashdot gets rejected in favor of this dupe, or tripe, or whatever it is...

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  125. for 80 bux by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    For Only $75.00 I will spray-paint any keyboard you like --and it will come in any color you like. - You proide the keyboard.

  126. dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use dvorak as opposed to qwerty.

  127. Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I will buy that keyboard because it is compatible with Douglas Adams' Panic Glasses. If you can't see anything, there can't be any reason to panic. Alternatively, one can turn off the monitor, but that will make your colleagues doubt you're working at all...

  128. Best Reason to Buy One by typical · · Score: 1

    Geeks bitterly complain about marketroids being boring, dull, and stupid. Here we have some guy who said "Let's cut out the labeling cost on our keyboard, quadruple the cost, and get the thing on Slashdot and see how many people will actually buy the thing." He's thinking outside of the box. If you don't buy this keyboard, you are advocating a return to those boring marketers who watch Bounty commercials for hours and and suggest tweaking the shade of the lighting on the paper towels by half a notch.

    Seriously, you want a keyboard without labels? Go to a computer lab where the keyboards get heavy use and snag one. Offer to replace their keyboard with worn-out labels with a nice new one (about $12). Take the keyboard apart and dunk it in soapy water to get all the finger oil off it, and you have a nice, blank keyboard for a lot less money. Send the $70 you saved to some poor schmuck who lost their house in Hurricane Katrina and is trying to scrape by while they look for a job in a new city with no possessions.

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    1. Re:Best Reason to Buy One by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Black keyboards are silly anyway.
      What real geeks want is :

      Das Screen!

      A 21" slab of matte black plastic !
      Only $3500!
      Get yours now!

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  129. Fujitsu 4726! by sudog · · Score: 1

    Don't waste your time with newer knock-offs! The Fujitsu 4726 is the best keyboard ever made, and they're making more of them now. There's no point in pining away for the old Model M: The Fujitsu fills that void perfectly.

    If you want to be able to use your keyboard as a defensive weapon in case of intruders, look no further.

    In a previous post, I discussed the exact whys:

    The Fujitsu is a superior keyboard, and probably the best keyboard that is currently on the market, and I'll describe why, in nice convenient bullet form.

    . The backslash is big (double-wide!) and right near the top-right where it's supposed to be.

    . There are almost no obnoxious extra keys that take up the space where other keys used to be. The Windows key is the only addition, and it's right in where the empty space between Ctrl and Alt used to be. Big deal.

    . The Function, Printsc/etc, Esc, Insert->PgUp, Arrow Keys, and Numeric Keypad, are all in the classic layout and where we all learned they'd be. PgUp and PgDown aren't transposed.

    . The numeric keypad isn't missing.

    . The Shift and Backspace keys are triple-wide and easy to see.

    . Control is at the bottom-left, right where you'd expect it to be. Even a former Commodore user like myself can find them without hunting.

    . The tactile response of the keyboard is a buckling spring; therefore, you're not wondering whether you hit the key. If you felt it go past the buckling point, you hit it. No need to verify whether or not you did.

    . The audible click of the keyboard is a secondary feedback mechanism that also tells you very clearly when you've hit one of the keys. It's not so loud it's obnoxious though. The clicky sound is about on par with the old IBM M line of keyboards, or maybe just a tad less.

    . It's still for sale. Fujitsu still makes them!

    . They're heavy duty. Really heavy-duty. You could easily brain someone with one and plug it back in and keep working. I've often pounded hard enough to break any lesser keyboards. Mine seem indestructible. The only time I ever broke a key was when a 2-lb flashlight landed on it from about seven feet up, and the only thing it did was shatter a single key: the underlying mechanisms were intact and fine. Plus in a replacement from another old keyboard and I'm off to the races.

    . The keys are sturdy and can be easily removed and repositioned to match your current keyboard layout, without fear of hurting the keyboard. In the slightest.

    What point is there in leaving the glyphs off the keys? You're never going to learn where F6 is by heart: you don't use it enough. Other keys are similar. I've been typing for something like 20 years and more, and I can type without looking at the keyboard, even without using a standard hand position: that doesn't mean I don't need to peek every once in a while.

    Besides, when you're in the dark in front of your computer screen you can't see the keys anyway: but they're there as a convenience for you if you need them.

    Telling people they'll type faster if they have to learn key position is pretty condescending. Wouldn't it be better to take a design like the Fujitsu and try to improve on it, instead, hard as that may be?

    Here's a PDF describing the features and quality of the Fujitsu 4726:

    http://www.fcai.fujitsu.com/pdf/FKB4726.pdf [fujitsu.com]

    Be informed! Join the anti-crappy-keyboard revolution!

  130. Bad translation? by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

    Ok, I get the "uber geeks" marketing speak, but what the hell is a "Silver Web Surfer?" Maybe grannie would like one of these 1337 keyboards?

  131. You don't even HAVE to get rid of the letters... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    just shuffle them around. It won't do you any good to look at them, and all your friends will be wondering why the "a" key really types "t"... It does take even geek friends a bit of time to realise that even though you move the key you're not really moving the switch. You can get extra keys and rearranging your letters in phrases like USETHISANDDIE. Bonus points for doing nice phrases without extra keys.

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  132. Worst thing about the keyboard by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Is its pricetag. $79.

    Include tax, shipping and covert it to CDN its over $100. All for a keyboard with no writing on it. Heck I could do that with the cheap dell keyboards and some thinner.

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  133. something ive wanted for some time now. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    They have those fancy schmancy flat keyboards that jsut detectteh presure placement. Why not a keyboard that works like a touch screen, and detects where you place your fingers for each letter? You sit down at it, position everything correctly for ergonomics, and close your eyes. Then type out "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" 10 imes, and let the keyboard remeber where you THINK the letters are. You can be a touch typist immedaitely after you program it.

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  134. Re:You don't even HAVE to get rid of the letters.. by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bonus points for doing nice phrases without extra keys.

    What you want are perfect pangrams:

    Blowzy night-frumps vex'd Jack Q.
    Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ.
    New job: fix Mr. Gluck's hazy TV, PDQ!
    Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth vox!
    Frowzy things plumb vex'd Jack Q.
    J. Q. Vandz struck my big fox whelp.
    Quartz glyph job vex'd cwm finks.
    Phlegms fyrd wuz qvint jackbox.
    Zing, vext cwm fly jabs Kurd qoph.
    Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.
    Jumbling vext frowzy hacks PDQ.
    Mr. Jock, TV Quiz Ph.D, bags few lynx.
    Junky qoph flags vext crwd zimb.

  135. stock dell kb. acetone to them. no problem.

  136. which key? by ShakiirNvar · · Score: 1

    Person 1: Hey how do you copy something?
    Person 2: Press Ctrl+C
    Person 1: Which buttons are they?
    Person 2: The black ones of course!

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  137. Not for semi-pro typists. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    o what does the all-black color scheme do for one's typing speed? According to the company, by taking away the crutch of key labels, the user is forced to learn better typing skills and concentrate on their computer's screen.

    This may be true for some people, and it sounds like a good theory, but in several weeks of use, I never quite swam, and mostly sank. Whenever I'd hit a wrong key (which was often)[...]


    This keyboard is not for you.

    I've been typing since I got my first PC-compat in 1985 at age 7. About 5 years ago, age 22, I got hardware and stationary-mounted my keyboard under my desk and I've never looked back. Then, I was typing 90wpm, 95% accuracy. Now, I've kind of plateaued knocking on 100wpm, but it suits me. Not to mention the additional desktop real estate.

    It has improved my accuracy immensely.
    But I was ready.

  138. Apt comparison... by Otto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or did nobody else think it was odd how the author compared it to a 20 year old design as if it were a car or a fine wine?

    Dude, this is *slashdot*. Everybody here over 25 years old understands exactly what he's talking about with regard to the 1984 Model M's.

    But your comparison is indeed apt. It's exactly like a car or a fine wine... only for nerds.

    For people who sit in front of a computer 12+ hours a day, keyboards matter.

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  139. spray paint by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    pick up can apiece of spray paint and lacquer.

    I've tried this. It wears and gets sticky and comes off on your fingers in time!!

    NOBODY DO THIS!

  140. Bah. Here is the true ubergeek solution: by superultra · · Score: 1

    Turn off your monitor for an all-black gui! It roxor!

  141. why so expensive? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of this keyboard, and I really like the Happy Hacking Keyboards but why do they have to be so expensive? I mean, someone got the bright idea to not paint the letters on the keys so it costs a lot more? I'm tempted to get the $69 Happy hacking keyboard but it's still more than I want to pay for a keyboard.

  142. How much more black could it be? by TheSifters · · Score: 1

    How much more black could it be? None... none more black.

  143. let me just say this... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you've never used one.

    Buckling spring is the best keyboards ever. And actually, the best feel ever AFACT is on the original 84-key PC keyboard and 85-key PC/AT keyboards with 10 F-keys on the left. The 84-key had a bad layout (backslash key in an insane location), and many people like a separate numeric keypad. So a 101-key (PS/2) model M is a great compromise. Perhaps overall, the best keyboard ever made.

    IBM made them for the RS/6000s for some time, I have one of the last ones. It is a prized possession.

    If there is keyboard equivalent to a type 57 Bugatti, the 84-key buckling key (Model M) PC keyboard would probably be it.

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  144. Customize by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

    Get one and customize accordingly with printed stickers, paint, or pens.

    I know where most of the k/b is. Every once in a while I need reminders for some of the symbol keys.

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  145. Das Keyboard: Different Languages? by Nathdot · · Score: 1

    This thing is all well and good for English speaking markets but do they make different versions.

    I'd like to see what the Russian language model looks like for instance.

    1. Re:Das Keyboard: Different Languages? by Ghost+Hedgehog · · Score: 1

      When you call it Das Keyboard then it probably has the German layout. They do that to filter out the wanna-be uber-geeks.

  146. eegads. by crypticskeptic · · Score: 1

    The whole spray paint thing may backfire, leave sticky or tacky or funky feelin' keys... Then constant wear may reveal the letters over time and that smell... for $40 ... I'll brillo off all the letters on your keys :D

  147. IBM Keyboard + Spraypaint j00 by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    You can PAY EXTRA to HAVE A SHITTY LOGO ON YOUR KEYBOARD!

    do people exist who like "all black" AND for some reason think huge visible logos on everything is a good idea? Fuck those people.

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  148. Just don't say you want the clicky clacky noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I am just so tired of all you numb nuts who think the old IBM clicky clacky keyboard noise was so wonderful. IT SUCKED, DUMBSHIT, get it straight.

    Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick, sit in a library full of those pieces of shit and you'll understand why they sucked.

    If you like the feel, fine. But harping on about the sound shows you to be an unthinking retard.

    Sorry to be so harsh, but one has to be firm.

  149. None More Black by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It's stupid to waste money on a black keyboard. Just turn out the lights, and all keyboards are black. To be ultracool, turn out the lights and shut your eyes - the monitor will be totally cool, too!

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  150. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  151. Moron Reveiwer Misses Entire Point by donnacha · · Score: 1
    From the review:
    "This may be true for some people, and it sounds like a good theory, but in several weeks of use, I never quite swam, and mostly sank. Whenever I'd hit a wrong key (which was often), I found myself either hunting-and-pecking or craning my neck to peek at a conventional keyboard a few feet away for guidance."

    Sweet Jesus.

    The whole point of this product is that the absense of letters on the keys prevent the user from peaking while learning to touch-type, forcing him to rely upon muscle memory. This idiotic reviewer spends several weeks completely defeating the purpose of it by sneaking peaks at a nearby keyboard and then he is disappointed that his typing has not improved!

    By reading reviews we hope to benefit from the reviewers erudite assessment of the item in question - it helps if the reviewer is not retarded.

    Surely /. could exercise a little quality control before wasting the time of tens of thousands of readers with a worthless review.

  152. Big Honkin' Deal by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    They can make it in cool colors and re-design it, but can't work fundamental changes that have been needed for a long time. Like removing the Num, Scroll, and Caps Lock keys completely. Two of them are never used by anybody anymore and the third just lets idiots scream louder.

  153. How expensive is Slashdot article advertising? by cheros · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, it's not exactly the first time that this keyboard is mentioned and it's not exactly rocket science either - any idiot armed with a can of black spraypaint can get the same effect on a decent keyboard.

    Any any manufacturer saving money on screenprinting the keys can do this too - I guess the real innovation is to pass these savings in production costs on the customers as a premium price. No, wait, MS has been doing that for years.

    Now, the Art. Lebedev keyboard really IS innovation, and guess what? It won't be terribly difficult to give that all black keys either. Just as pointless as "Das Keyboard" (yeah, saved money on branding as well) but at least it has some real innovation - and decent design.

    Frankly, I can't wait to see the latter one go into production.

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  154. Wife's PC by hayriye · · Score: 1

    With this keyboard, I can use my wife's PC and she can't use my PC.

  155. Re:You don't even HAVE to get rid of the letters.. by oever · · Score: 1

    just replace the top row
    ~1234567890-=
      by
    ULTIMATE/.KBD

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  156. Who needs new keyboards? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

    I've still got 11 unused Monorail PS2 keyboards.

    I think the Monorail computer manufacturer went broke before they appeared for sale. I surmise an early purchasing error added a couple of decimal points to their keyboard order; there seem a couple of orders of magnitude more surplus than whatever number of computers they managed to sell.

    I first bought six for about $5 each back around the year 1996 or so. I found another huge stack of them in 2000 in a computer store in a city 1500 miles away from where I got the first batch, spent $30 for a dozen. Google for "monorail keyboard" yields that they now seem to go for $12, except the hopeful seller who wants $61.79 for a refurbished unit.

    In any case, I've gone through four in that time and are using three, they're tough little things. One now works through a PS/2 to USB adapter, I suspect all will by the time I run out of them around the year 2020.

    1. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Could you give me the part number to said PS2/USB adapter? Most of the Dells and IBM pSeries machines I'm getting around here require USB keyboards now (of which I have precious few), and the 3 ps2 -> usb adapters I've tried have all failed. :(

    2. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by macshune · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, those Monorail keyboards are great. I made the mistake of only purchasing 1 back in '98 for $2 at a Computer Renaissance (it later disappeared), but a friend of mine has one that is still working to this day!

    3. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      This is a USB keyboard plus USB mouse adapter.

      Check back through your profile to for another reply to this in a day or so when I'm back at that (work) machine and can check. If you're in the SF Bay area it is one Fry's Electronics has, in a clear round plastic package.

      Surprised yours failed, they should just be USB-powered devices that can read a PS/2 keyboard or mouse or both. Make sure you aren't using the PS/2 mouse only kind.

    4. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      From PS2 keyboard/mouse to USB keyboard, yes? Because I have a lot of KVMs using PS2 cables that aren't working with these USB-only machines now.

      I've tried the single PS2->USB adapters from Newegg but they don't work for keyboards. Mouse seems to be okay, though.

      Thanks again. If we're talking about different things, well, I thank you anyway!

      Good day.

    5. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      The one that works for myself is a Cables Unlimited brand "USB-2400" "USB to PS/2 Adapter", one USB plug for the computer with embedded electronics, two 2 inch cables to female PS/2 connectors color coded the usual keyboard->violet, mouse green. USB 1.1

    6. Re:Who needs new keyboards? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Much appreciated. I was going through my meatspace Tigerdirect catalog last night, and noticed that item. I'm glad I've gotten at least some indepedent confirmation they work. My thanks!

      And when is Slashdot going to get intrasite email?

      Good day!

  157. And you could really mess with people by Dread+Pirate+Shanks · · Score: 1

    By using Dvorak on this keyboard. Ahh, I can see the frustration already...

  158. $80 is nothing by adam1101 · · Score: 1

    You think $80 is expensive? Take a look at these.

  159. Let me tell You what to do: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Buy Yourself "invisible ink" marker.
    2. Write on each key appropriate sign with it
    3. Have "black light" lamp handy (and off until you need it)
    4. ??? (Sure You already guessed where all this is leading)
    5. Profit!
  160. Model Ms go for cheap on eBay by SiW · · Score: 1

    I paid 5 bucks for mine. Shipping of course cost as they're not exactly light, but I don't think I paid more than 10 bucks, tops.

  161. Other layouts by Fossilet · · Score: 0

    I use Dvorak layouts but I cannot find a 'hard' Dvorak keyboard here. I use my Qwerty keyboard as a makeshift. Like this all-black keyboard, I have to put my hands over the keyboard and know which key to push ---- Muscle memory works fine.

  162. Well Duh by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    If you buy one of these things and you cannot already touchtype properly, guess what? Not gonna do it for you.

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  163. Caps Lock where CTRL should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How elite can this be? They put the control key on the bottom left instead of between shift and tab like God intended.

  164. Touch typing is overrated by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I just don't "get" the point of touch-typing. Maybe it's something that dates back to the age of mechanical typewriters, where you really had to keep an eye on the printing quality {since it was directly related to how hard you struck the keys; and if you were really careless then you could get double character spacing or no spacing}.

    I usually look at the keyboard when I'm typing, not at the screen. I know where all the keys are, it's not as though I have to search for them ..... but IMHO it doesn't hurt to make sure. If the keyboard is any good, then the letter I pressed is the letter that will show up on the screen. And it's not as though pressing It's hardly a great effort to flick my eyes up to the monitor every once in awhile to check on progress.

    Also, the layout of Das Keyboard looks wrong -- hardly surprising, as I counted one fewer key than usual. Looking at the cheating diagram, I noticed that there is no key between the left shift and the Z {the \ and | moving to a long key up above the return key, which has lost its traditional shape}; the @ sign is on shift+2 where the double speech marks should be, and there is no pound sign -- shift+3 gives you a comment mark instead {WTF? Comment marks are common enough characters to deserve not to need a modifier key, IMHO}. The ~ has moved to shift+backtick, and the daft graphic character is gone.

    Mind you, at least there's an INSERT key ..... one of my work colleagues has a new keyboard without an INSERT key, which means keyboard-shortcut copying {shift+cursor keys, then ctrl+insert} and pasting {shift+insert} now require extra taps of the NumLock before and after. That is a serious omission, and means it is almost as much effort as mouse-based copying and pasting.

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  165. I'm typing on a das keyboard right now.. by gru3hunt3r · · Score: 1

    So I bought the Das Keyboard when it was first mentioned on Slashdot a few months ago. It's basically a OEM Keytronic keyboard -- probably $25 at Frys.

    I am a former Fujitsu 47xx series fan -- being a touch typer who types 120 wpm+ the fact it didn't have any markings really didn't affect me. Extra points for intimidating those around me.

    I like the fact it's a native USB keyboard so in can use it with my Vaio TR3A and not have one of those annoying little dongles. I also bought one of the dongles to work with the 4725 but I think it drew too much juice and didn't work -- perhaps Sony it's giving enough power to the USB bus. So I bought a Kensington powered USB hub .. but of course now i'm dragging around too much crap.

    i'm probably going to buy one of the happy hacking keyboards, it will fit with the super tiny laptop I have.

    the only thing I can say about the das keyboard is don't buy one .. the quality sucks.

  166. Introducing Das Keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Introducing Das Keyboard, a precision keyboard that says who you are.
    Yeah. It says "I am an idiot and I have too much money."
  167. BuyGeek by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    When the company selling you a product tells you the product will help demonstrate your status as l33t

    Uh.... that's *exactly* the business model ThinkGeek follow.

    Yeah, I know it's kind of hypocritical to criticise one of the major advertisers (regardless of the fact they're owned by OSTG) since I don't subscribe to Slashdot.

    But the fact remains.... ThinkGeek are basically just another uber-consumerist outlet selling gimmicky "boys' toys" with a superficial pseudo-"geeky" twist.

    They do occasionally come up with something interesting, like the universal "TV-off" remote-control keyring thing. But a *truly* smart geek, as opposed to a nerd with no social life and too much money, would be thinking how they could do that with their PDA or something.

    Yes, some of the stuff is interesting, but it's mostly just techno-gimmickry that has nothing in particular to do with being "stuff for smart masses".

    It's a selling point.

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    1. Re:BuyGeek by dublin · · Score: 1

      Isn't ThinkGeek actually owned by Slashdot? (Or at least the OSDN/Slashdot/Sourceforge syndicate?)

      (I've never bought anything from ThinkGeek, for two reasons: 1) most (99%) of it has no appeal at all for me, and 2) their prices are outrageous, so even the few things that do hold some interest are out of the question...)

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    2. Re:BuyGeek by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Hence the OSTG reference.

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  168. Even better: A black model M.... by Joce640k · · Score: 1
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  169. If you have a while iBook by hattig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just use it for a year and you'll get your own white Das Keyboard, with the benefit that less used keys will have markings on. The best of both worlds! That's Apple for you :p

  170. Re:TIE Fighters aren't black-Neither is NeXT Cube by blakespot · · Score: 1

    It was actually a very dark shade of grey. It was called "black" thought:

                    Sparyon Paint
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                      4Next-Black (icon black)
                      LAV-16
                      25216

    Actually very dark grey. You could order this paint for touch-ups.

    blakespot

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  171. "Model M" is now made by Unicomp... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Unicomp bought the rights and is still making them. You can even get them in black... http://www.pckeyboard.com/ See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M PS: If you absolutely must have a 1984 model you can easily get one on eBay.

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  172. Noise...? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    After a week or so you'll forgive any amount of noise, trust me...every keypress is a delight.

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  173. So, do they do a Dvorak version? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    LAUGH, IT'S FUNNY.

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  174. That's not hardcore enough by Peachy · · Score: 1

    True ubergeeks will get the model with the caps lock / numlock etc keys blacked out.

  175. FWIW by Evangelion · · Score: 1


    Unicomp, the current makers of Model M keyboards, have stated to me in an email that they'll gladly make a blank keyboard upon request.

    And yes, they have Model Ms in black.

  176. It's Much Cooler To Rearrange The Keys by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    An Air Force guy showed me this trick:

    1. Pop all the alphanumeric and special function keys off your keyboard.
    2. Put them in a bag and shake for a few seconds
    3. Replace them in the order you take them from the bag

    He said it worked wonders at keeping co-workers off his machine

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  177. Thanks to Slashdot, I have a new keyboard! by Leviathant · · Score: 1
    Das Keyboard seems to come up over and over again, and every time, the comments section is filled with tales of how this is a Keytronics Ergoforce 3600, but entirely in black.

    So I went on eBay and got an ErgoForce for $8 shipped. Having painted a keyboard entirely black when I was 16, the variable force on the keys was all I was really interested in, and frankly it's nothing to type home about.

    I realize contextual advertising like this is certainly the most clever and least obviously obtrusive form, but I would have hoped it would have displaced less actual content. Is there a way in our settings to turn off Ad Posts like these?

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  178. Reminds me of how I learned touch typing by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    I couldn't fit typing class into my high school schedule, so I begged a 1920's vintage Underwood from my dad's office supplies shop and covered the keys with masking tape, one row at a time.

    Now THOSE were the good old days, when "pounding the keyboard" was an accurate description, and there was none of this ^H business, it was white-out or an eraser on corrasable bond!

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  179. Again? by Kazin · · Score: 1

    What the hell, this has been on slashdot before, twice I think. And who cares? Paint your damn keyboard! I did that back in 1995. Old news, man.

    Keyboards all suck, I'm still waiting for something that doesn't cause RMI.

  180. Doing it yourself... by Catmeat · · Score: 1

    1 - Take any keyboard. 2 - Remove the printed characters on the keys with cotton buds soaked in acetone. 3 - ????? 4 - Profit!

  181. Entering license keys by bradleyland · · Score: 1

    I don't look at the keyboard when I type text. Then again, I don't think about t-y-p-i-n-g each letter either. My mind seems to have learned letter combinations and some complete words, much like we learn to speak.

    Illustration of point:
    Type the following into a text editor of your choice:

    RHQQ1-FGH7Y-UIXYC-455PA

    Had to look at the keyboard, didn't you? I just tried it myself, and I was able to get most of it correct without looking, but I did have to look down once or twice.

  182. review vs story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a lie a lie when you don't know it's a lie?

    That's the same situation here. If the poster really wasn't duping then he would have linked to the original article (or at least mentioned it). He thought he was bringing us something new which is what a dupe is. Not all the dupes are troll-like (intentionally posting something you already know has been posted). Most of them like this poster just didn't know. Innocence doesn't mitigate the crime of duplication.

  183. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this keyboard go up to 11?

  184. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I didn't have to look at the keyboard even once.

    Now, I grant that I don't have that great an accuracy on the numbers on the top row (for whatever reason, typing classes do NOT seem to teach those and I use 10-key if I have to enter *that* many numbers).

    But yeah, I guess I sometimes have trouble with the less common symbols up there, but I can also find them if I need to by guessing...

  185. Vinyl dye by Animakitty · · Score: 2, Informative

    The autostore paint you're thinking of is generally called 'Vinyl Dye', or upholstery dye, and it works on many common plastics. (Experiment. It doesn't work on *all* of them.) It won't chip, flake, or even blob up while you're spraying. You can always paint over it with another color, but you won't be able to dye anything that's been painted previously. It's good stuff, and I prefer it to spray paint when altering the color of anything plastic. (Drive bay covers and drive faceplates, for instance.)

  186. ummm by naiv · · Score: 0

    i'm sure someone else has said this. but why dont you save yourself the money and not look? i type about (including capitalization, which i'm not doing) 80-120 words per minute, depending on the complexity of the language used and whether or not i care to type quickly. i got this speed through practice. typing. spending one or 2 saturdays typing on typing programs (i learned to type when i was young, before 3rd of 4th grade i believe) every once in a while.

    i taught myself dvorak (i used to be at least 40 or 50 wpm) and also analyzed my finger posture and my thought structure (different ways to type faster).

    any good typist doesnt look, regardless of the keys. when i used dvorak i didnt look, and couldnt look (cuz the keys had qwerty labels) and didnt want to look. good typing is like anything else, good work. if you dont want to work at it, dont think that a keyboard is going to make your typing better.

  187. Now they do it by ddusza · · Score: 1

    Where was this keyboard when I was learning WordPerfect 4.x and even worse Wordstar 2000? This would have been a great thing to have! I do have to say that for some games like MS FlightSim and Delta Force that have lots of keymapping functions, this would be awesome to have. Don

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  188. Happy Hacking Black by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    All the "me too" posts saying "how could I type in my long numbers without a keypad!! [you insensitive clod]" aside...

    I also have a HHKB, black, USB, with keys labeled. I also have a IBM Model M. I love them both for two different reasons. I love my Model M becase of the feel. It's reassuring. It feels honest. Plus, with the old-school removable keycaps I can enjoy the so-called benefits of the Das Keyboard without the hassley pitfalls. I removed all the letter-caps save F and J. This way I can still see the keys I don't normally touch type while gaining the touch typist advantages of blank letters. I bought the HHKB because I wanted a keyboard where the function keys were chorded with the number keys. The different layout from the Model M standard took a little getting used to -- my main gripe is that on the HHKB they chose to stick the delete key where normally you'd have \|. It also takes a little getting used to have `~ on the other side of the keyboard. Other than that, the other key placements are very useful (the Sun style control-key, the fn keys under the numbers, chorded page up and down keys under the right hand). That said, the feel of the HHKB is better than average. Better than the cheap Dell "QuietKeys" and other such crap. Another thing I really like about the HHKB is that it's much easier to keep the keys centered right under your hands, there's no awkward offset to make room for an especially wide 'full-size' keyboard (plus mouse).

    I don't miss the keypad, but then I do terminal stuff (having esc that much closer it great in vim ;) and Photoshop on my Mac, and not data entry. Just kinda rambling. Sorry.

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  189. The real reason by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    Much more important than any of those: it means you can switch to various international layouts without confusing anyone! It's a real treat when you have foreign visitors. After they're done with gibbering in panic of course.