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Tech Geezers vs. Young Bloods

Lam1969 writes "Robert Mitchell talks about how technology is dividing him from younger generations: "The technologies I've watched grow have shaped an entire culture of which I am not a part." Adds Dinosaur: "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.""

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  1. Grumpy Old Man by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny
    Jeez...this whole story reads like one of Dana Carvey's Grumpy Old Man segments on Dennis Miller's 'Weekend Update' on SNL.
    "I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey!"
    Dana Carvey, Grumpy Old Man
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    1. Re:Grumpy Old Man by biryokumaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You always get this kind of attitude when a technology reaches a divergent point. I would hazard that many people know how to build CPUs and how the internal workings of a system function as ever, it's just that the hardware and the software have slowly diverged over the past twenty years. No longer do you need to know the particulars of a video card to communicate with it, etc. It isn't necessary for software people to know hardware, and visa versa. Both fields have become complex enough to function independently.

      Thanks to standardization of system design and function, this isn't really a problem. And I'm certain that AMD and Intel take very careful consideration of the software demands their hardware will face (as do Crucial, ASUS, et al).

      There may be a few remaining niches where the software and the hardware remain inextricably intertwined, such as small consumer devices, (iPod Nano, palmtop computers, etc).

      It's the modern dilemma: there is too much to know. Two or three hundred years ago, you could read every book ever written. Now you can't even read every book ever written about computing.

      It's the old joke: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      That's a hardware problem.

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    2. Re:Grumpy Old Man by j_kenpo · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Back in my day, all we had was 640KB, and it was enough. And thats the way we liked it!!!"

    3. Re:Grumpy Old Man by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      I see Anonymous Coward is aptly named.

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    4. Re:Grumpy Old Man by James_Aguilar · · Score: 2, Informative

      On top of that, I don't get the sense from reading the article that the author knows how any of this stuff works either. How is he any different from us except that he was around when some current techs didn't exist?

    5. Re:Grumpy Old Man by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      How old are you, TripMaster?

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    6. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's right though.

      What do you know about IP fragmentation? What do you know about the HTTP protocol or ASM? Do you even know what CHS means?

      Most people these days know how to set up a web server or a MySQL or install an operating system, or make a simple web portal with PHP, but when the other shoe falls and some complicated problem arises they have no ability to fix it because they know how to set things in the configuration, but they don't know WHAT they're actually setting.

      One common question I see in tech forums that really drives this point home:

      How, exactly, does my typing code on my computer result in the CPU actually doing things?

    7. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Funny mods don't count towards Karma, you stupid fuck.

      Disconnect from the internet, please. You're wasting bandwidth that intelligent people could be using.

    8. Re:Grumpy Old Man by dextroz · · Score: 1

      The next thing they'll say, "that's why we need immigrants like Page and Sergey to make up for the growing white trash here..." No...wait...bleh

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    9. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm! Looks like somebody got burned and isn't especially happy about it. Nice attempt at a comeback... scathing, even!

      Disconnect from the internet... lol.

    10. Re:Grumpy Old Man by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that the answer may incriminate me.

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    11. Re:Grumpy Old Man by 'nother+poster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't know anything about diverging fieldds and such, but it's simply a sign that the technologies have become commodities. At the early part of a technologies lifecycle only the early adopters and geeks get into it and have to know the nuts and bolts of how it works because you have to make it and maintain it. Then some others come in and you have to maintain it for them. Then the tech gets matured to the point that it becomes a commodity and they still need many of the originl geeks and adopters to maintain it, but they don't do nearly as much down in the guts of the tech anymore. Very few tech geeks nowadays could tell you all the parts that go into a working steam turbine electrical generating system, but they can sure plug in a gadget and use the electricity. This allows the next generation to focus their efforts on the next new technology, which will eventually become the next commodity, ad infinitum.

    12. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More then that, it is now impossible to completely understand a computer. I used to program in assembly, and I understood how every chip on the motherboard worked, and all of their little quirks. That is now impossible, and programms must rely on the makers of the chips to make them accessable through drivers.

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    13. Re:Grumpy Old Man by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Well, could you tell us about some of your credentials? Where did you do your graduate studies, for instance? Have you written any notable papers? What areas do you perform research in? What sort of positions have you held in the commercial world?

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    14. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the modern dilemma: there is too much to know. Two or three hundred years ago, you could read every book ever written. Now you can't even read every book ever written about computing.

      But you can read most of what's been written about computing. By eliminating redundant books/passages, you can probably reduce the amount of material by an order of magnitude or two.

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    15. Re:Grumpy Old Man by TweakMe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try 8KB ...and it was UP HILL, BOTH WAYS!

    16. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Chris6502 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Put me in mind of the 4 Yorkshiremen.. "I used to get up a 10 o'clock at night, 2 hours before I went to bed. Ate 2 pieces of cold gravel, drank a cup of sulphuric acid and paid mill owner for privilege of going to work........ Tell that to the kids today...."

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    17. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you know about IP fragmentation?

      Lots. It typically happens when the path MTU is smaller than the MTU of the sending side, and the host isn't using P-MTU discovery.

      What do you know about the HTTP protocol

      Enough that 10 years ago I wrote an HTTP/1.0 server in assembly on my Amiga 3000.

      Do you even know what CHS means?

      Cylinders/Heads/Sectors.

      Ask me about 802.1q and IPSEC now.

    18. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xappax · · Score: 3, Funny

      KB??? You had KB? Boy, we thanked our lucky stars if we had a couple B back in my day!

      And when we didn't, we made do with A!

    19. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xsbellx · · Score: 2, Funny

      and should end "...ad nauseam"

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    20. Re:Grumpy Old Man by the+bluebrain · · Score: 4, Informative

      [...] Two or three hundred years ago, you could read every book ever written.
       
      I agree with your main point ... but dude ... This went on in the 200's B. C., and it is interesting to note that there were already so many works in existence that obtaining a copy of each would have been an impossible undertaking even then. Even just in English around the early 18th century you would have been in trouble.

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    21. Re:Grumpy Old Man by paulsomm · · Score: 1

      Really, you get: "How, exactly, does my typing code on my computer result in the CPU actually doing things" in "tech forums"?

      Why does google return nothing for that phrase?

      Even the most computer inept people I know don't ask such a question, if for no reason other than they don't care.

      This article points to a common theme faced by any aging generation. At some point you will look around and realize things have moved on without you. In this case, he should be happy that his generation's work provided the stepping stone for today's generation. And he should realize that his grand-children's generation will have built upon this generation's work and be proud of that too. Not complaigning about it.

      And the argument that people don't understand how things work being a detriment, well that can be true, but its also necessary. With such advances, do you really think people could concentrate on building today's complex applications if they HAD to know assembly and how to talk to hardware? Yes, some things, like how your app affects the system and network are necessary, but I challenge anyone to come up with a reason why someone writing a web portal would need to know how the chipsets on the motherboard work . . .

    22. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:Grumpy Old Man by biryokumaru · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll bet the people who maintain or design and build the Tesla turbines know how they work. That's what I mean by divergence versus commoditization.

      With commoditization, as you describe it, the common fear is that all the knowledge will one day be lost because no one has to use it anymore. You see this in a lot of B Sci-Fi movies set in the distant future, often leading to religious-based uprising (religion being the clear enemy of science, what?)

      Whereas, with technological divergence, you end up with the breakup of a field into two, like "computers" into "hardware" and "software." There are plenty of electrical engineering students who know what NPN and PNP mean, and haven't a clue about, say, the pros and cons of classes versus structs re functional programming and modularization.

      Thus I say it is a point of divergence, because the field has broken into component fields. Commoditization is a realistic fear, which was certainly described somewhat in TFA, but I think it is somewhat narrow-minded at this point. Most people don't know a carburetor from a transaxle, or what ring and tell have to do with traditional land-line telephones. That doesn't mean that knowledge is lost.

      I, being a believer in meritocracy, ignore the actions of the end-users, who know not what they do.

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    24. Re:Grumpy Old Man by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the bad old days, it was necessary to understand the hardware if you wanted to write interesting software. It may not be possible to understand everything about modern systems, but don't forget that we learned it about the old systems because we had to, not because it was always fun.

      I used to know all the memory locations in the Atari 800 and how to use them to do all sorts of things. I knew 6502 assembly and a slew of other languages for the Atari. It was a good platform at the time, but I wouldn't want to go back to the hardware or even the software of yesteryear.

      I don't know as much about any of the platforms I use now. However, I now have a ton of other tools available that make what I'm doing easier. I'll take a modern Unix system over an Atari 800 any day of the week. I believe I can emulate the Atari under Unix, as a testament to the progress we've made. I can also appreciate that I don't have to solve as many problems as before, because others have already done it and made their programs available.

      I've been using computers for 25 years now. I think I count as a geezer. I don't think my kids will lack any of the opportunities I had. In fact, I think they'll be better off because I can give them my old hardware running Unix. They won't have to mess around with a bunch of proprietary systems before they can discover the One True Way. =)

    25. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TMM = Signal 11

    26. Re:Grumpy Old Man by superid · · Score: 4, Funny

      luxury!

      We had no zeros at all and had to use twigs for ones!

    27. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, could you tell us about some of your credentials? Where did you do your graduate studies, for instance? Have you written any notable papers? What areas do you perform research in? What sort of positions have you held in the commercial world?

      how many frist pr0sts have you got on /.?

    28. Re:Grumpy Old Man by adavies42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the old joke: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      That's a hardware problem.

      And how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      We'll fix it in software.

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    29. Re:Grumpy Old Man by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      THe problem though is that IT guys often don't have conceptual concepts of the software they are using that work. This is not a problem of either divergance or commoditization but rather the fact that there is so much legacy crap out there that refuses to die (OSI model, for example) but only lives on in the minds of marketeers that in order to be buzzword compliant, you have to learn all sorts of useless crap that doesn't really work.

      So many of the younger generation really doesn't understand the TCP/IP suite but they figure they can administer a network. They don't really understand Kerberos but they think they know what they can do with ActiveDirectory. Yet I wonder how long it would take them to join a computer to a domain if I set the clock off by a day or so....

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    30. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think he was quite right. Look at TMM's posting history: he subscribes so he can get "first posts" with little substance. But the karma, oh the sweet, sweet karma.

    31. Re:Grumpy Old Man by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Why so? I cannot see why it should read "until disgusted" rather than "forever" since the process will not end when either you or I become disgusted, or sick of it.

      Unless you were commenting on my post rather than the process of technology maturation. If so you can simply not read my posts and that should fix the problem

    32. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny
      don't know what ring and tell have to do with traditional land-line telephones. That doesn't mean that knowledge is lost.

      It's "ring and tip" , young'un :)

    33. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Punboy · · Score: 1

      It isn't necessary for software people to know hardware, and visa versa.

      So... it isn't necessary for your hardware to know software people?

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    34. Re:Grumpy Old Man by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I am a young'un! I got my introduction to the color coding because I forgot which was which in a bundle of twelve or so in a new house. I knew only the primary line was actually hooked up to the house, and I didn't have a multimeter (and I've had poor luck with compasses and coils of wire =]). I was in a hurry, and I ended up using trial, error and my tongue. Gives a whole new meaning to: =p

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    35. Re:Grumpy Old Man by mrbooze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, in the Corporate IT field at least, there is strong selection for specialization. Most of our network guys are clueless about operating systems, and most of our O/S people are clueless about low level networking. Hell, most of them wouldn't even know how to do subnet math.

      And the corporate environment encourages that. Naturally, nobody not in the network group is allowed to touch the networking equipment, so they'll likely never learn much beyond what they need to know for O/S support, etc etc. This silo-ing extends throughout much of Corporate IT in my experience. It discourages cross-training and encourages specialization to what imo is an excessive degree.

    36. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't have to mess around with a bunch of proprietary systems before they can discover the One True Way. =)

      Indeed... the first thing you learn is that the "One True Way" is a religion and a myth.

    37. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      640k?!! Back in my day, we had no memory, but I don't remember how they were.

    38. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the world may never really know the joy of Plan 9. *sigh*

    39. Re:Grumpy Old Man by TigerNut · · Score: 1
      It isn't necessary for software people to know hardware, and visa versa. Both fields have become complex enough to function independently.

      This flawed assumption is why the really interesting problems still exist at the hardware-software interface level. Since the purpose of a computer system is to solve data processing or control-system type problems, its overall efficiency depends greatly on not having difficult-to-overcome architectural bottlenecks at any level. It only takes one or two bad hardware oversights to make writing efficient software for the system impossible. It is surprising how often this kind of thing surfaces even on embedded micros designed by companies with years of experience.

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    40. Re:Grumpy Old Man by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Now you can't even read every book ever written about computing.

      For that matter, I doubt you'd even be able to read every computer book written in a single year if you had anohter to go through them all.

    41. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Wheres Cranky Kong when we need him...?

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    42. Re:Grumpy Old Man by utnow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy. Like the old saying goes... "If I've seen farther than others, it's because I've stood on the shoulders of giants."

    43. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly, this is a basic economic problem relating to specialization.

      People don't need to understand everything about every mundane detail in life to be able to be a functional and productive member of society, and indeed we shouldn't strive for this. Honestly, I don't know how to change my own oil in my car, but I doubt that the dude at Jiffy Lube knows anything about software development. We all have our own absolute and comparative advantages in life. For me, and for society, it is better for me to take my car in and get my oil changed rather than me taking up more time doing it myself. This allows me to save time which I can spend doing things which I have an advantage in (like developing software).

      It's a basic "Jack of all trades, master of none" issue. The guy at Jiffy Lube could spend all his time learning to program, but his time is better spent serving society with something that he has a comparative advantage in. I could spend much of my time learning about raising crops for food and changing my oil, but it is more efficient to allow others who are better at this to specialize while I work within my own area of expertise.

      In summation, the opportunity cost of changing my own oil is higher than taking it to Jiffy Lube. Simple economics...

    44. Re:Grumpy Old Man by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      The One True Way is whatever works for you. It's a philosophy, a way of life. The problem comes from people who believe everyone must accept their way. My One True Way does not have to agree with yours. I believe in BSD. I recognize everyone's right to choose their own path, even the Plan 9 freaks. =)

    45. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought most Slashdot denizens were Signal 13.

    46. Re:Grumpy Old Man by phliar · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of electrical engineering students who know what NPN and PNP mean, and haven't a clue about, say, the pros and cons of classes versus structs re functional programming and modularization.
      Hold on there, buckaroo! NPN vs. PNP is something like heapsort vs. quicksort. All that other stuff is like Verilog vs. VHDL. Whoops, software again! No, it's like Spice vs. gEDA. Whoops, software again! It's all software! Soylent Green is software!
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    47. Re:Grumpy Old Man by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      "Back in my day, all we had was 640KB, and it was enough. And thats the way we liked it!!!"

      That was just the upper bound of useable stuff.

      Many of us had less than 640KB -- and it was nowhere near enough. :-P
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    48. Re:Grumpy Old Man by nead · · Score: 1

      You had it easy.

      255 of us, livin' in a vacuum tube under a mountain of punch-chards, and when our dad got home he would thrash us to sleep with a broken floppy.

    49. Re:Grumpy Old Man by limber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In one of my English lit. classes at university this topic came up and the argument was made that John Milton (~1600s) was potentially the last person who could credibly claim that he had read "everything of importance". (He somewhat famously spent several years post matriculation in intensive private study, basically just reading.) (He also famously went blind later on in life...)

      The prof. further went on to make a current comparison with respect to the magnitude of published materials. He stated that, if as an undergrad today you decided to start studying, without exception, every piece of extant Canadian children's literature, by the time you were 60 or so you might be able to claim a fairly comprehensive knowledge of that particular sub-genre, not counting everything that had been published since you started reading.

    50. Re:Grumpy Old Man by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except, of course, that you cant actually fix the *hard* problems with the new stuff unless you know the old stuff. If you're writing a web portal in a managed language, and there's a bug in some platform-specific code in language itself (or the virtual machine), who's going to fix it for you? Who's even going to find it and prove it's not a bug in your web code?

      If you understand how to step through assembly in a debugger, and how to read a network trace (or wahtever trace applies to the problem at hand) there's no problem you can't eventually pin down, and given open source, solve.

      But the reality is far worse, as people don't generally even understand how their app affects the system and network. Heck, I can't count the times someone has suggested XML or XMLRPC to me on a project for which efficiency is paramount, and couldn't really understand why I'd suggest that their favorite XML package wasn't optimal. Many many programmers just don't get bits and bytes. But the fallacy is that this is something new. Most COBOL programmers didn't "get it" either.

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    51. Re:Grumpy Old Man by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      Meh, I remember a microprocessor course I took where we had to code for an integrated system that had 512 bytes of RAM and 4kB of "storage" (essentially RAM that couldn't be directly accessed), it felt a bit like writing a bootloader for x86..

      /Mikael

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    52. Re:Grumpy Old Man by srmalloy · · Score: 1
      Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy. Like the old saying goes... "If I've seen farther than others, it's because I've stood on the shoulders of giants."

      "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders."
      -- Hal Abelson, MIT

    53. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Payday_Jones · · Score: 1

      And back then, that ment you only had to walk 2 miles!!!!


      just in case you DON'T want to think about how funny that was!!!

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    54. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Culture · · Score: 1

      640kb? What a luxury. I bet you even had a video display device. I only had 16kb and a tty. Amazingly, I did like it.

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    55. Re:Grumpy Old Man by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Why, what has that got to do with Slashdot?

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    56. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have always been of the beleif that the seperation or hardware and software has actually been holding the computer industry back. I am one of the few "young bloods" that actually have a good understanding of the hardware (most of the people I work with don't even know what a register is, let alone how to use it). This lack of knowledge by newer software engineer has caused many programs to be much slower and more memory intensive than they need to.

      A classic example of this shows up in Java alot, where large amounts of data are loaded into memory (undoubtedly swap) for manipulation later. Those of use with good understanding of the underlying system realizes it's a pretty big waste to read from disk only to have it swap right back to it and instead maintain references to portions of the data that we need to rereference. This is a basic example, but a fairly solid one. That fact that many modern languages do not even allow you access to the underlying registers, operations and other processing structures (excpet through other languages like using JNI in Java) makes true optimization pointless.

      Most modern software is highly pessimized, using layers of abstraction for development convenience rather than optimized for performance (include system requirements). The idea that you can always through more hardware at a problem has lead to software bloat and this unneeded pessimization. The only bright side is that there are atleast a few people out there still considering the hardware and how it can be used by the software, leading to things such as the use of GPUs for general vector processing and not just graphics. If we loose the few of us that do have knowledge of both ends of a system we will run into a stagnation of technology. When I began programing on commodore machines many years ago I had to learn how to use the processing power of each sub component and not just hope that a pre existing library knew what it was doing and could some how optimize for what I am trying to do exactly.

      I would like to see more people try and teach the values of understand what your system can actually do and not allow the inner workings to behiden by unneeded abstraction.

    57. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in one generation.

      A friend from school used to read every article in every single newsgroup every day. But then, both he and I are now grumpy old men.

    58. Re:Grumpy Old Man by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      That entirely depends on how fast you read. Personally, I'm a fast reader, although not freakish like those guys on late night television. I read two paperbacks cover to cover today, around 700 pages all up, and that was in addition to my regular daily routine and before eating supper.

      I could probably read every childrens book ever published since the invention of the printing press in a few months if I wasn't working... something at a teenage level like the Bruno & Boots books would probably take me 20 minutes or so.

      Perhaps your prof was a slow reader.

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    59. Re:Grumpy Old Man by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Funny

      He also famously went blind later on in life

      He wasn't reading. He was just looking at the pictures then.

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    60. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he stopped doing ^_^ at the end of every post.

      Got to give it to him, though. He is about as gay as they come. He makes Liberace look macho.

    61. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    62. Re:Grumpy Old Man by uncqual · · Score: 1
      I am one of the few "young bloods"

      When I began programing on commodore machines many years ago

      Hmm... So you were programming before you were born - or was a commodore out of someone's attic was all you could afford? :)

      Sounds like we need a common definition of:

      • kids
      • young bloods
      • geezers
      • old geezers
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    63. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      What about RPN vs infix?!!!

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    64. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've read every single post on /. , does that count for something?

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    65. Re:Grumpy Old Man by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And before you, they understood every transistor, then every valve, then the innards of every valve, then the mathematics behind the theoretical Babbage machine...

    66. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xs650 · · Score: 1

      That would be ring and tongue. :)

    67. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I guess in a way I am an "old geezer" if you count when I starte programing. Personally I started programing when I was 8 (though I typed my first lines of code a few years before that. Yes, before I could effectively read), which puts it back in the early 80's. But I did not become a profesional software engineer untill the 90's which makes me a "young blood." Most programmers my age (early thirties) don't have a clue what the hardware does, specially in the buisness application field. When I mention that microprocessors only do three things (incriment,decriment and compare) or that all programing languages do the exact same thing in the end (store/retrieve data and control opperation flow), must people laugh at me. I personally consider the "old geezers" to be people that programmed in the 70's or earlier.

      So I guess I'm young by age and old by experience and attitude.

    68. Re:Grumpy Old Man by calambrac · · Score: 1

      Legacy crap that deserves to die, like OSI? WTF? Between OSI and TCP/IP, TCP/IP is the legacy system. The reason OSI never took off is because everybody had already invested their money in making TCP/IP work, and OSI was seen as too difficult to implement in practice...

    69. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Raven_Stark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sort of miss the old days sometimes. As a kid doing assembly (and machine!) code on my C64 I felt like I knew almost every little detail of how it worked. I felt like a god in total control of my little universe.

      With modern programming its more like being a CEO barking out orders to my minions (makers, compilers, assemblers, linkers and such). I haven't really a f*ing clue what is really going on anymore. I suspect they do a lot of slacking off but I can't see it from my office.

      It reminds me of what Richard Feynman said about the advantages of growing up with vacuum tube based radios, how you could much more easily see how they worked. Now it's just a few black boxes connected by hard to see wires, and there as so many bells and whistles, it is harder to get a feel for what is going on.

      Perhaps it isn't essential to know all the details, but it is fun to learn anyway. If I had a geeky kid, I'd encourage him to play with my Atmel microcontrollers and developer board. Its good clean fun and maybe it would come in handy some day.

      In emergency situations is interesting what dumb mistakes people make because they are so used to being far removed from the details of how things work. After a hurricane several people will always bring their generator indoors and die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Several will make obvious errors cutting up fallen trees and end up crushed. Many don't even seem to know how to cook without electricity or start a fire without matches or a lighter. I know of one person who couldn't even figure out how to eat from plants full of string beans, only knew how to warm them from a can. This is mostly stuff our ancestors dealt with daily.

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    70. Re:Grumpy Old Man by janeil · · Score: 1
      "If I've seen farther than others, it's because I've stood on the shoulders of giants."

      Probably not a neccessary attribution for slashdotters, but it's not just an old saying, it's an Isaac Newton quote.

    71. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm only 20 years old and I agree with that article. He basically just listed a bunch of annoying habits people exhibit. Noone wants to see that "oh-so-in-the-moment" picture taken on your cell phone about the $5 dollars you saved at the super market on ham or something equally uninteresting. More importantly, if you can install Windows XP on a pc that you inserted PCI cards into, that doesn't mean your a computer expert. That's like saying when you take the train, your an expert driver. Your an effortless passenger. Try learning about the registers that make up your memory or the actual electronic theory behind a "computer".

    72. Re:Grumpy Old Man by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      I believe if you ignore books with "Quickstart Guide to...", "Idiots Guide to...", "Dummies Guide to...", or any book that promises to teach you something about computers in less than two years, you'll have very few books left to read.

      Interesting related link to follow: http://norvig.com/21-days.html

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    73. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      microprocessors only do three things (incriment,decriment and compare)

      We should add spell check. ;)

    74. Re:Grumpy Old Man by uncqual · · Score: 1
      Ouch, I thought I was just a "geezer", but I guess I'm an "old geezer" :) (Although, I must admit, every so often I catch myself allocating a memory buffer for some trivial little thing and realize it's substantially bigger than the entire physical memory on the first multi-user server class system I worked on the development of - maybe that qualifies me for the "old" tag).

      I see where you're coming from. However, I compare today's rank and file Java programmer with the 70's rank and file COBOL programmer - both are/were pretty clueless about what happens inside the beast yet technology continued to progress after 1975 (much more slowly than I expected though).

      Really, not everyone needs to know about memory coherence on SMPs, register renaming, what all the bits in IEEE FP formats are for and and what that implies, yada, yada, yada. The good news is that some geeks will continue to learn this stuff and get to work only on the "hard" (aka, "interesting") problems and get paid well for it. The need for this knowledge is now less widespread than it once was (as debuggers got better and languages more abstract) so it's more of a speciality now.

      When I mention that microprocessors only do three things (incriment,decriment and compare)

      A bit too narrow - surely you would consider the 4004 to be a microprocesser (it certainly is in common usage) and even it could add/subtract IIRC.

      (What amazes me is how few "kids" today - those under 30 - have a clue how their cars work and could even identify the main components of their car engine if someone handed them all the disassembled parts in a box! That knowledge seemed to be something most everyone I know learned somewhere during grade school/junior high school and now seems to be a mystery to most -- but I'm not too worried about engine technology growth stopping.)

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    75. Re:Grumpy Old Man by fandog · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he was reading it for the articles. ;)

    76. Re:Grumpy Old Man by sparc_mepronet · · Score: 2

      Actually that is not only the case with hardware. Without wanting to start a flame war of mine is better than yours, but the number of people that know how to run eg. sendmail is getting smaller (in younger age-groups practically no one does). So there you have it, the defacto mailserver that shaped email as we know it is becoming voodoo knowledge. Only old geezers like me (age 30) know how to run it. If this is good or bad, I'll leave that open. But there you have it...

    77. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      To be blunt, Through your entire diatrabe about how enlightened you are, I never really saw anything specifically regarding hardware. I saw lower level OS issues, and even a hardware/software interface issue, but not really anything hardware.

      Most kids these days think a monostable multivibrator is a sex toy (Actually, it's the opposite). In the end, does it really matter? Only if you're the sort to care about that sort of thing.

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    78. Re:Grumpy Old Man by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      But how many will realize that that is the problem? If you don't understand how Kerberos uses timestamps it is probably going to take you a long time to realize that a clock skew can cause a problem. I won't be mean and set the clock on the DC off by a day....

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    79. Re:Grumpy Old Man by msully4321 · · Score: 1

      -1 no sense of humor

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    80. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      The good news is that some geeks will continue to learn this stuff and get to work only on the "hard" (aka, "interesting") problems and get paid well for it.

      Where are these Jobs? And can I get one without a masters degree or higher (no degree actually). No one assembles any more (ok very few). I personally hate the idea that I have to hope a compiler knows what it's doing.

      A bit too narrow - surely you would consider the 4004 to be a microprocesser (it certainly is in common usage) and even it could add/subtract IIRC.

      I guess that is a matter of perspective. To me just because it can be done in a single clock cycle (or less) doesn't mean the processer can do it in one step. I'm not a hardware expert but as far as I know you can't add 10001 + 1011 with out using a comparison or incriments at the microprocessor level. Processors are still made up of logica gates and I don't recall there being an ADD logic gate (but I'm not an EE)

      What amazes me is how few "kids" today - those under 30 - have a clue how their cars work...

      That doesn't amaze me. I only know because my big brother is a mechanic. I don't expect the common man to know what I do about computers, just other IT profesionals.

    81. Re:Grumpy Old Man by rebelcan · · Score: 1
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    82. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to come off enlightened, it just happens that way.

      The hardware/software interface is the software engineers link to the hardware and so an important topic. I did continue later in the thread to discuss, briefly logic gates, which are very hardware oriented (no real reason to make software logic gates after all). And it could be my perspective is wrong, but I have always considered registers and memory locations to be part of the hardware. There will always differing opinions on how deep your knowledge about a subject needs to be, and my current opinion is that Software Engineers better start learning about native Ops and memory management before we destroy our own industry but not advancing like we should.

      Most kids these days think a monostable multivibrator is a sex toy (Actually, it's the opposite). In the end, does it really matter?

      If you are designing somthing that uses it, I would assume you should know atleast what it does on some level. I hope the guy that designed the controlls for the breaks on my car knew what the brakes did!

    83. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Random_Goblin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Like the old saying goes... "If I've seen farther than others, it's because I've stood on the shoulders of giants."

      It's actually a quote from Issac Newton...

      now if you know anything about the real Issac Newton this quote seems remarkably out of character, the rest of his career he was an insufferable arrogant bastard (probably made even worse by being right a lot of the time) but he was never one to thank others for their contributions to his work... just look at calculus...

      but if Newton disliked Leibniz he hated Robert Hooke (you remember hooke's law for springs?) with a passion. (Hooke had demonstrated flaws in newtons theory of light)... hooke also had ideas about and inverse square law for gravity nearly 10 yrs before newton, but lacked the maths to prove it.

      Hooke was also very very short, so newtons reference to standing on the shoulder's of giants was not some magnanimous gesture on his part, but rather an act of sarcastic bile directed at hooke.

      after hookes death, when newton was president of the royal society, newton systematically removed as much of hookes work as he could from the records, which is why now most people can only remember the thing about springs if he's lucky.

      Its a great shame really, because by all accounts Hooke was the much more interesting person.

      his book micrographia was the first "best seller" the coffe table book of its day, everyone had to have one, the first time the microscopic world was made available to the masses.

      He was very fond of attractive young women, having scandalous affairs and 3 in bed sex romps with his house keepers until late in his life.

      he made a small fortune after the fire of london, being good mates with wren, as he was london surveyor. Basically he was the one that went round to assess peoples compensation claims regarding the amount of land they lost, and obviously the more money you gave the surveyor the more likely he was to agree with your definitions of your land boundry.

      oh yeah did i mention he and wren designed the royal observatory at greenwich?

      ultimately hooke was the cool scientist a lot of us would like to be, and newton was the insufferable wanker a lot of us wind up being...

    84. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you have just described "Deskilling". This is a standard management 101 tool that I first saw in the late 1970's, although it had been around sometime before that (example: The typing pool). At that time I was working in a research environment and all people there were given the opportunity to think. Granted some found great difficulty with this but most people thrived in it.

      Well now I am older and sadly management (who appear IMHO to go around in circles) like to use the concept of deskilling on everyone. I find this highly insulting to human intelligence and innovation (certain monopolies come to mind). The sad thing is that (IMHO) our politicians appear to be a "bunch of technical cretins" and tolerate and even extol the virtues of this "wonderful new innovative insert_name_here". Management and politicians appear (with rare exceptions) unable to "think outside the square" in-fact to me they appear to be deskilling themselves as well.

      For people who would say that technology today is too complex then I would suggest taking an interest in the basics. Yes things have changed but looking back over 40 years of working life I don't see the basic concepts changing only the finer details. There is an old saying "you can't see the forrest for the trees" and too many people are looking at one or two trees, not the overall picture.

      PS. I live in Australia but I take an interest in local and world events.

    85. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      off topic, but i'm now thinking of the Golgafrincham B Ark, who have all become fabulously wealthy thanks to the adoption of the leaf as currency... obviously a major project of deforestation may be necessary in order to control inflation!

    86. Re:Grumpy Old Man by ModMeFlamebait · · Score: 1

      when our dad got home he would thrash us to sleep with a broken floppy.

      so, is a 5.25" floppy better than a 3.5" hard?

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    87. Re:Grumpy Old Man by mgv · · Score: 1

      I used to know all the memory locations in the Atari 800 and how to use them to do all sorts of things. I knew 6502 assembly and a slew of other languages for the Atari. It was a good platform at the time, but I wouldn't want to go back to the hardware or even the software of yesteryear.

      Luxury, sheer luxury.

      When I was a lad, I used to code my 2650[*] in hexadecimal. Assembly was a high level symbolic language.

      Michael

      [*] The 2650 was a 8 bit cpu with an orthogonal instruction set that could address 8 kB of memory (12 bit address space) which ran at a clock speed measured in the kilohertz range. Not to be confused with the much more upmarket 6502 cpu....

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    88. Re:Grumpy Old Man by eneville · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Would that be the same OSI that is the 7 layer model of which TCP/UDP/ICMP is the fourth layer and IP is the third?

    89. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm a GOM myself, and also believe that in-depth knowledge of what you do will lead to more successful outcomes, despite the need for specialisation.

      Case in point: I remember a young grad programmer who was parsing a free-text address into its component parts. Early 4GL (Powerhouse). He was getting about 4 transactions per hour, and couldn't understand why. His logic was impeccable, but he didn't realise the effect of choosing a string of "Else If"'s over a string of "If - End if"'s would have (there being no case statement in that version iirc). He was forcing a huge amount of activity to happen in the the call argument stack, the worst possible structure to use on that platform at the time. Obvious to an old bit-bender, incomprehensible to someone who was never trained to look below the surface. So yes, knowledge in-depth matters.

      Kids these days, can't take the pressure of a few fathoms under the object layer (grumble grumble mutter at shoes).

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    90. Re:Grumpy Old Man by sandman935 · · Score: 1

      Would this also be the same OSI that is STILL being taught in university telecommunications courses?

      Yeah... it's a dying model alright.

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    91. Re:Grumpy Old Man by cabazorro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe there are levels of understanding.
      What kind of digital system is the one you don't understand. IT's all registers and interruptors, buffer's cache's..zeroes and ones orquestrated in different fashion...sort of lame fashion compared with more sophisticated data processing like molecular bonding dna sequencing...emergent system's !!now we are talking..not this crude boards with geometrical nano-scaled circuit-grids.
      A computer, by definition, is decomposed in a very structured and sequential fashion. Come to think of it computers, from ENIAC to DeepBlue, share the same digital technolgy. The are just adding machines.
      Young bloods with the right education..physics, logic deisgn,numerical analysis and authomata theory should be able to describe and understand with great leisure any digital device in existence.

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    92. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Come on, that's the best you can do? That was a perfectly grammatical way of expressing his point... you should have just made a Visa joke.

    93. Re:Grumpy Old Man by AME · · Score: 1
      Two or three hundred years ago, you could read every book ever written.

      I doubt it. "Of making many books there is no end," was written somewhat earlier than two or three hundred years ago. Apparently, Solomon thought there were too many books in the mid-900's, B.C.

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    94. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm taking over your job because you complain to goddamn much.

    95. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      In the bad old days...I knew 6502 assembly...

      Old days? OLD days? Dang, debugging a backplane with a CRO and a cheap transistor radio to listen to the code run through the M register was the old days. You insensitive young whipper snippers ... I mean snapper whippers... Uh, what was I talking about?

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    96. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      What kind of digital system is the one you don't understand.[?]

      A computer is a box of switches. Start from there.

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    97. Re:Grumpy Old Man by t35t0r · · Score: 1

      My undergraduate degree is in electrical engineering and I just started working on my master's degree in computer science . I've got a little bit of both in my brain. Now I just need to figure out how to combine the two into something original.

    98. Re:Grumpy Old Man by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      With commoditization, as you describe it, the common fear is that all the knowledge will one day be lost because no one has to use it anymore. You see this in a lot of B Sci-Fi movies set in the distant future, often leading to religious-based uprising (religion being the clear enemy of science, what?)

      What a fascinating explanation for the rise of the Christian Shiite movement in the US. See how their limited governance and enlightened curricula like I.D. will foster the devolution of American technological establishment. So, what's the answer? Put them into secular re-education camps, and feed them only when they master basic math techniques and scientific concepts? Or just sterilize them? Why can't they just volunteer to fight in Iraq???

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    99. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Hardware? Software? Personally I'd prefer Clueware, the rarest of them all and the least in demand despite being of the greatest need.

      Why yes, I Am Irish!

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    100. Re:Grumpy Old Man by uncqual · · Score: 1
      Where are these Jobs? And can I get one without a masters degree or higher (no degree actually). No one assembles any more (ok very few). I personally hate the idea that I have to hope a compiler knows what it's doing.

      Hmm... True, there's not much assembly being used nowadays. The only place I can think of that might still do a LOT of assembly are mass produced consumer devices where they can save 15 cents per unit if all the code can fit in a 16k (which strikes me as a pretty boring job - but each to their own).

      However, in every "server class" (database servers mostly) development shop I've worked, there are a few of us around who are comfortable digging through at the assembly level (to varying degrees on different machines of course - I know IA-32 best, and PPC, Sparc, IA-64 less well). This is usually useful when a debugger can't figure out a stack, or the the compiler generated bad (or surprising code), when hardware doesn't work correctly (rare - usually because of a documented errata by the chip vendor but where the OS didn't implement a workaround), or due to an OS bug (more frequent than one would guess), or when one needs to do something like implement a latch (usually about 10 instructions at most) because the vendor has not provided a sufficiently performant one (I don't think any real OSs fail to provide the necessary primitives now so this probably isn't needed anymore).

      As far as how to get a job in this type of environment - I have no idea, aren't all jobs in this environment?

      Seriously, it seems to be something developers get into very early in their career and continuously migrate towards because they are intrigued enough by solving nasty problems that they keep driving down until they find the problem - at 3 in the morning (with luck, the first morning after the afternoon they hit the problem!). It's probably really hard to shift into such a job area w/o experience in it (and, to a lesser degree, without a BSc or better) - of course one way to get experience is to work deep in the Linux kernel - and if you can get something accepted into the code base, that would give a lot of credentials on the resume!

      Processors are still made up of logica gates and I don't recall there being an ADD logic gate (but I'm not an EE)

      I don't recall much about the 4004 anymore, but I'm pretty sure it was not microcoded and that it almost certainly had a hardware adder (it was only a 4 bit adder, so it doesn't take all that many gates to implement) but I have no idea what type (maybe some sort of ripple adder???) and have forgotten most of my logic design course.

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    101. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Most kids these days think a monostable multivibrator is a sex toy (Actually, it's the opposite).

      ROFL Yes, a flip-flop.

      Sorry, I couldn't let that stay under the radar.

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    102. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Arivia · · Score: 1

      And if you want to read about all of this with a very good story to boot, read Neal Stephenson's the Barock Cycle...you won't be disappointed.

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    103. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are only supposed to have one skill, because they want people to be replaceable, like machine parts. I like to call the yuppie clothes I wear to work my "slave's uniform", because that is exactly what it is.

    104. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

      It's the old joke: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

                      That's a hardware problem.

              And how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

              We'll fix it in software.

      Or, How many project engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?

      Why are you asking me ? I'm a Project Manager.

    105. Re:Grumpy Old Man by AxemRed · · Score: 1

      That's rough. It sounds like the whole Edison vs Tesla thing.

    106. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      thanks, i have read a couple of Stephenson's book, he has a nice range to him, and i like his style... i shall add barock cycle to my booklist.

      to return the favour, i can recommend the biography of london, by peter ackroyd... his novels are usually very atmospheric and rich in historical flotsam, but he often loses the plot for the sake of cleverness. The Biography on the other hand, is him playing to his strength, it is just a wealth of information about london, from a whole host of historical perspectives. From secret histories of stones and buildings, to the sounds of the city. A excellent lexicon of slang too; what was "a punchable nun" for example?.... it was slang for prostitute. facinating details on all the stuff that you were never taught in school by a bloke who's passionate about the greatest city in the world.

    107. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Ithika · · Score: 1

      It's the same OSI model that's still being taught at university with the introduction: "this is the formal way things might be if networks were designed by public planning offices. But they're not; we use TCP/IP instead. However, if we show you this you'll appreciate the TCP/IP model so much more...".

    108. Re:Grumpy Old Man by jkiryako · · Score: 1

      The fact that people don't know how the technology works is actually a very good thing. It shows that the technology has matured to a point where it's more of an appliance. Besides, a kid multi-tasking on his iPod, cell phone and gameboy does not a techie make.

    109. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's the modern dilemma: there is too much to know. Two or three hundred years ago, you could >read every book ever written.

      Arrogance of the 20th century. There was life before the USA have been discovered.

      In 1622, 16000 Documents have been transferred from Heidelberg to Rome to protect them from war.

    110. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      OSI was seen as too difficult to implement in practice...


      Kind of answered your own question there, didn't you? A system that is too difficult to implement in practice deserves to die.

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    111. Re:Grumpy Old Man by kupci · · Score: 1
      Except, of course, that you cant actually fix the *hard* problems with the new stuff unless you know the old stuff.

      Excellent point. I was working on a project with a recent college graduate CS, and he ran into a problem with messages sent between C++ and Java. Luckily remembering his Computer Architecture and networking courses, he was able to figure out the translation issue. But I highly doubt your MIS student, packed with knowledge and certifications in JavaScript, would've figured it out. Some might whine about the difficulty of the courses, for example at my school the database course is essentially you building a database manager, but believe me, you will understand how those apps work.

    112. Re:Grumpy Old Man by murr · · Score: 1

      as far as I know you can't add 10001 + 1011 with out using a comparison or incriments at the microprocessor level.

      You sure can, and in fact you must! Do you think 32 bit microprocessors are willing to do a few billion increments for a 32 bit add? Does the timing of your computer vary depending on the size of your summands?

      Processors are still made up of logica gates and I don't recall there being an ADD logic gate

      There are, however, half adders and full adders, as well as faster adding structures, built out of elementary gates (An incrementer is not a single elementary logic gate either, BTW).

      (but I'm not an EE)

      Rest assured that some of your readers have already picked up on that fact :-)

    113. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Audacious · · Score: 1

      It's the old joke: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

              That's a hardware problem.

      And how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      We'll fix it in software.


      Yes, but the light really has to want to change. ;-)

      Really though, my example of this type of thing happening was when I first started working at NASA as a contractor. I used to do System's work and went over to the system people who were working on the mainframe. I talked with them a while and found out that they were working on a problem. What problem you ask? They couldn't get some important text to blink. Yeah, I know, pretty simple now but not so when dealing with a mainframe's console back then. I told them the way to do it and they said I didn't know what I was talking about. So I had their system person type in the proper codes and the text started to blink. (They had been looking for a function to do this.) I also showed them how to make the cursor jump around on the screen, how to set up protected fields on the monitor and such. It was then that I realized that they didn't know the "how does it work" stuff and only knew the basics. It concerned me a lot because, having been a system's person, I knew just how mucked up things can become if you don't know the reasons behind why certain things work certain ways.

      I think that Captain Kirk said it best when, in the Wrath of Khan, he used his knowledge of how the ships functioned to overcome Khan's advantage by dropping the shields and almost totally disabling Khan's ship. His statement was that this is why you learn how things work. Very appropriate I think.

      And yeah, not everyone needs to know everything about everything, and yeah not everyone can learn everything about everything. But let me just say that those people who write drivers for things - they do have to know everything about what they are writing the drivers for. Because if they don't, they could wind up killing someone. Don't think so? Think about your car. Whoever wrote the drivers for your car's computer had to know everything about what his program was going to control, how to control it, and so on. Otherwise, you might suddenly not have any brakes. The same is true for any type of machinery which is computer controlled. You have to know exactly how your machine works or else you could cause someone to lose their life. All computer controlled machinery originally had their control software written by hand. Once it was deemed safe (through numerous tests usually) it is then put into firmware which then runs the software program via hardware.

      As a side note: I know someone who helped develop the robotic arm movements to place CPU chips onto a test board, send the chips through the oven, and then determine which chips to keep and which to trash. They went through six robotic arms because the specs to the robotic arms were off by a very small amount. But it was enough to cause the arm to break itself. So he wrote a program to test the limitations without breaking the arm and to keep this information in memory. (Basically an overlay to the drivers so the drivers know how far they can move the arm.) Now his program to test the limitation of the robotic arms is a chip in the arms to help prevent them from destroying themselves. Did he get millions for his idea? Nope. Company did. Now he works for a Geophysical company helping them save money in other ways. :-/

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    114. Re:Grumpy Old Man by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Goblin, if you are the Goblin of COTI fame, I'll have to check out the work in question.

      But you mentioned the greatest city in the world. I didn't know he wrote about Edinburgh? :)

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    115. Re:Grumpy Old Man by The+Lion+of+Comarre · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I could probably read every childrens book ever published since the invention of the printing press in a few months if I wasn't working..."


      http://www.booktrusted.co.uk/nestle/factsheet.html

      "More than 10,000 childrens titles were published in the UK last year, up 2,000 on 2002. (source: BML Ltd Books, Books And The Consumer survey.)"

      If you spend 5 minutes on average on each book reading 12 hours each day it would take you 70 days just to read all children's book published in 2003 in the UK.

    116. Re:Grumpy Old Man by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      His biography of William Blake is also a very good read.

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    117. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that, it seems it is now impossible for you to know the difference between "then" and "than". Oh, wait, maybe you never went to first grade.

    118. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We have chosen to purchase an IC (integrated circuit) chip that has three 2-input AND gates rather than a single 4-input AND gate due to the fact that the 2-input AND gates are more widely available. The AND IC (7408) is a QUAD gate which means there are actually four 2-input gates---we will only use three of the four gates. Likewise, the inverter (NOT) IC (7404) is a HEX gate, which means that there are six inverters inside each chip---once again, we will use at most four of the inverters in a single 4-input combination lock."

    119. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be because "XYZ Software Specialist 1" pays more than "Senior Software Engineer 3" or whatever.

    120. Re:Grumpy Old Man by utnow · · Score: 1

      thankyou for that very long and irrelevant chunk of trivia.

    121. Re:Grumpy Old Man by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're not aware, but TripMaster is quickly becoming one of the most powerful Slashdot users. He has generated a lot of strife, but has also gained many supporters. Indeed, he's one to watch for in the future.

      That said, it's important that we learn who exactly he is. Find out what his background is, and if he can back up his posts with experience, qualifications, credentials and results.

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    122. Re:Grumpy Old Man by tombeard · · Score: 1

      Real men packed 8"

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    123. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      I have always thought he is Signal 11... ;)

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    124. Re:Grumpy Old Man by SealBeater · · Score: 1

      I believe if you ignore books with "Quickstart Guide to...", "Idiots Guide to...", "Dummies Guide to...", or any book that promises to teach you
      something about computers in less than two years, you'll have very few books left to read.


      Actually, that's pretty funny, because I consider myself to be quite proficient
      in Linux, and the first Unix book I ever read, was "Unix for Dummies", which a
      friendly sysadmin loaned at me. I might not have gotten my start if not for
      that.

      SealBeater

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    125. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1
      It's the old joke: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      That's a hardware problem.

      And how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

      We'll fix it in software.

      Nah, we just tell Marketing to get moving...

    126. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      The only place I can think of that might still do a LOT of assembly are mass produced consumer devices where they can save 15 cents per unit if all the code can fit in a 16k (which strikes me as a pretty boring job - but each to their own).

      Yes, this might be boring to some, but I take pride in performance and think every nanosecond, every clock cycle and every bit is sacred. I would love to have my nose to the grind stone hour after hour seeking the single optimization that will save just one Op, or how to keep every register and every byte of memory full at all times, or how to make sure that a process ends at the exact moment a drive is in position to read the next block of data (true there really is no need for this now days, but I still find it enjoyable). But because of my lack of corprate experince or so called education I have been stuck doing buisness development or application development or some other bullshit that a monkey could do given enough training.

      Atleast I have finally found a job that has some care about performance, and I might get to write some code as low level as some C (through the wonderful invention called Java Native Interface). Don't get me wrong I like OO/AO programing (beyond assembly ECMAScript is probably my favorite language and you can't get much higher level than that) I just don't think it's the answer to our problems.

      It's probably really hard to shift into such a job area w/o experience in it (and, to a lesser degree, without a BSc or better) - of course one way to get experience is to work deep in the Linux kernel - and if you can get something accepted into the code base, that would give a lot of credentials on the resume!

      Thanks for the advice. I only wish I could get there without having to go back to school and hear a bunch of bullshit I already know, Invite some new amazing peice of hardware I have to write my own controller for, or get into the linux thing (being a BSD/Darwin/OSX or Amiga guy after all, which I guess I could dig into all of those as well). Maybe I'll take this as the inspiration to actually invest some time into relearning assembly or C and try and make a name in the OSS area.

    127. Re:Grumpy Old Man by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Then, if you eliminate irrelevant books and passages, you can get whatever you need to get done... done.

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    128. Re:Grumpy Old Man by renoX · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about how to reconcile those two sentences in your post:
      > he made a small fortune after the fire of london,
      and:
      >ultimately hooke was the cool scientist a lot of us would like to be

      I sure hope that "a lot us" are not wanting to make money by being corrupted!

    129. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      OK, I've been well corrected that it is possible for the hardware to have logic gates specifically combined for the purpose of addition, subtraction and probably even other mathmatical computations.

      My point was that, though it may not be necessary for programmers to know this, we may have more advancement in technology, more specifically in software, if just a few more developers took the time understand things as simple as logic gates, hardware adders or at the very least knew what opperations the processors they use actually support. Expecting a compiler to be able to optimize a program as well or better than a knowledeable human who understands what the program is actually trying to do.

    130. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I get alot of crap for my spelling.. maybe that's why I prefere assemly, a lot less words to remember and spell.

    131. Re:Grumpy Old Man by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's negative.

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    132. Re:Grumpy Old Man by calambrac · · Score: 1

      "Deserves to die" doesn't make it the legacy system, which was the point of contention...

    133. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the generation before the present grumpy old men would have had some people saying "back in my day we had to design and build our own chips before we could program them in assembly, these days the computers come fully built or in kit form with no design and construction necessary - all you have to do is learn assembly." The generation before that probably said "we had to grow our own silicon wafers, and cast our own metals parts before we could even think about designing actual chips but these days...." and on and on and on it goes.

    134. Re:Grumpy Old Man by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      There are a few exceptions to the rule, of course. The problem is finding those exceptions. When a beginner has to choose from 10+ versions of the same book , how are they going to know which one to choose? Is "Unix for Dummies" or "Teach Yourself Unix in 24 Hours" a better choice?

      It's just slightly annoying, IMO, to see so many different publishers trying to cash in on the latest buzzword/computer tech.

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      Nietzsche is dead -- God
      Zombie Nietzsche lives! -- Zombie Nietzsche
    135. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disconnect from the internet, please. You're wasting bandwidth that Canadian pharmacies and Rolex replica sellers could be using.

    136. Re:Grumpy Old Man by chthon · · Score: 1

      What I am doing to remedy this for myself, is write an application library which emulates integrated components like register, ALU, buffer, bus, nothing specific, but signal driven.

      I am now using this to design and emulate a processar at the functional electrical level (ie, above the gate level, but still emulating electrical connections).

      If this works, the next step will probably be to interface the keyboard and the terminal, add mass storage and then try to write some simple software which can use these tools. Maybe an assembler first.

      If this works, I could start going to the gate level.

    137. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CS students also have to know what NPN and PNP are

    138. Re:Grumpy Old Man by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      This is not a criticism...how can you become a "powerful Slashdot User"? I would think that if you are a cohort of the people that manage Slashdot, you are as power as you can get (for Slashdot). All the rest of us are just voices in the matrix. No more or less powerful than any other Slashdot participant. While I appreciate some of the Slashdot members for their writing style, tone of voice, and sometimes even opinions and witticisms, I wouldn't go so far as to consider any of them more powerful than another. Slashdot is just an informal discussion on a variety of topics shared by a large number of people who, in truth, are usually no more qualified to discuss any given topic that the average person on the street. Anyone who takes postings on Slashdot seriously is already half a bubble off (IMHO :). I can't imagine being concerned about any particular participant.

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    139. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      I take your ethical point, and i agree that if the "corruption" is of the level of the big bad corporates, enron et al, then yes its not a thing to aspire too.

      however, (and i admit this is purely my preconceptions based on other information regarding hooke, so may well be bollocks) i see hooke's actions more as recognising a business opportunity and making cash from it. I am not aware he made any out and out fraudulant claims, or unfairly penalised non-bribing honest claimants (he may well have done, i don't know) i see it more as being there to get the gravy that greases the wheels.

      I think the distinction I am trying to make is the one between a rogue and an out an out villian. rogues might be a bit dodgy, but love them for their cleverness, villians we dislike because they are bad, and cruel.

      another way of putting it is that rogues think out of the legal box, villians just break the law.

    140. Re:Grumpy Old Man by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      I've been working as a programmer and/or unix sysadmin for over 15 years. My work isn't too far detached from my hobby, so that worked out pretty well for me. As much as I still have respect for the Atari as a great learning tool at the time, I wouldn't give one to my kids. They'll grow up with different Unix platforms, and maybe, if I must, Windows in a VMware session. One of the greatest resources I had as a kid was all the BBS's where I could find other people with similar interests. Now, instead of being limited to local phone calls, we can find information from all over the world. Even though I'm sure there are Atari 8 bit fanatics out there, I've grown out of it and don't need my kids to relive my childhood. I'm sure they'll have a better version. =)

      I'm not surprised to hear of people dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Knowing how things work helps avoid the obvious pitfalls. However, anyone should be able to read the instructions, especially the page that says "IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE." People who have generators just for emergencies don't think about them much, and when they do, they're under additional pressure to just make it work. That's not the recipe for unmitigated success.

      People who can't relate to technology or machines have a hard time understanding how they work. The trick is recognizing where you have crossed the line between master-of-your-domain and idiot, and learning from the experience of others.

    141. Re:Grumpy Old Man by xsbellx · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I ticked you off. I was trying to imply that the "process" would cuase me to reach a point where I was no longer concerned with the "process". Whether the "process" continues without me would be of very little concern to me. Much like if I gave up driving because I was fed up with the price of gas, I would be far less concerned with the price of gas.

      Have a nice day!

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    142. Re:Grumpy Old Man by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't tick me off. I was just genuinly curious as to your reason. Hope the tone didn't come off as being upset.

    143. Re:Grumpy Old Man by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Logic Gates are an abstraction. When I was a kid, we built flip flops out of transistors with resistors to bias them the right way. Does anyone here know what I'm talking about?

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    144. Re:Grumpy Old Man by rabidsquirrelracing · · Score: 1

      Came across the perfect quote from Douglas Adams:

      I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:

      1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

      2. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

      3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

      Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Salmon of Doubt, p. 95

    145. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that the books have no use. I'm saying that they mostly repeat themselves, or give shallow treatments of material that is covered in depth elsewhere.

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    146. Re:Grumpy Old Man by David+Gould · · Score: 1


        My One True Way does not have to agree with yours.

      Absolutely right. Unless of course we're talking about indent/brace style. Anything other than Allman style with 4-space tabs is an abomination.

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    147. Re:Grumpy Old Man by paulsomm · · Score: 1

      If you're writing a web portal in a managed language, and there's a bug in some platform-specific code in language itself (or the virtual machine), who's going to fix it for you? Who's even going to find it and prove it's not a bug in your web code?

      Don't confuse my statement with an endorsement of bad programming. Any project of sufficient need for efficiency or stability requires both good code management and good quality assurance, including testing the app in the conditions its expected to perform under.

      If the app will never be used in conditions that will expose the "bug in some platform-specific code in language itself (or the virtual machine)" you're talking about, then its something the company doesn't need to worry about (i.e. if the app has a memory leak that only shows up when more than 100 people use it concurrently, but the app will never see more than 10 people concurrently, is it really an issue?) If it is something that will get exposed during normal use and it's not discovered during testing, then the failure is in the testing process as well. It is the QA cycle that "find it".

      Once this bug is discovered, then the competency of the programmer comes into play in tracing the issue back to the "bug in some platform-specific code in language itself (or the virtual machine)". It is the programmer who should have the skills to determine, through inspection of his/her own code and testing in various environments, to "prove it's not a bug in your web code". At that point, a bug-report should be filed with the vendor (i.e. how bugs in the .NET CLR are reported to Microsoft). You can't tell me you seriously expect a typical programmer to have the knowlege or resources to actually resolve a problem in "some platform-specific code in language itself (or the virtual machine)", can you? That "hard stuff" is what the vendor is for, and that vendor better damn well have the ability to troubleshoot their own product or else they're not worth using. The web-portal person doesn't need to know how the VM works, just how to code to it's specifications.

      And if you're suggesting that because of this all programmers abandon higher-level languages and abstractions and return to "the good old days" of assembly programming, you're then suggesting abandoning all the benefits of focusing more on the logic of an app and less on the underlying implementation. You're expecting everyone to always reinvent the wheel for every application. Yes, bugs in a VM or higher level language are things to be concerned about, but like a mechanic who uses a certain vendor's power tools to build a car, if you find a defect in the tools you should report it to the vendor and if the vendor can't/won't fix it, switch vendors.

      Any competent programming professional should indeed have an understanding of how their application interacts with the systems its being run on, including any network traffic and protocols it may use. I believe I said as much. Anyone not able to comprehend how their app affects memory usage or subsystem I/O or the network would not fall under "competent programming professional" and should not be employed as such. If he/she is, then the management team is also incompetent for hiring him/her and continuing to employ him/her.

    148. Re:Grumpy Old Man by paulsomm · · Score: 1

      I wanted to ammend that I agree that a competent programmer should be able to step through a trace of their code executing. If the programmer is coding a network application then they should know the protocols in use and be able to trace those as well. However, its a bit much to expect any one developer to know the ins and outs of every part of a system their code will touch. I highly doubt there was ever a programmer that familiar with the complex systems we have today. Sure, when a program was running on an 8-bit non-networked computer with a basic OS and no underlying drivers or abstraction layers, but in todays SMP/load-balanced/clusters/geographically diverse implementations connected by the Internet, running on various OSes and backends, written in a myriad of different languages, its more than any one person can know in detail. That is why there are QA teams and network analysts and systems engineers. Any software project a company is engineering needs input and troubleshooting from all these resources to assist.

      I'm not disagreeing with any of your points, just pointing out that it's too simplistic and unrealistic to assume there's a superman programmer capable of being that knowledgable of everything. I certainly agree the vast majority of developers I interact with need A LOT MORE familiarity of with the systems they affect, but I'd never go so far as to say they should know assembly or chipset versions to troubleshoot a portal or application, especially when they're coding to another vendor's platform/toolset/language.

      The example of the person implementing XML/RPC and not knowing it's limitations is an example of someone not meeting the basic qualifications of being competent to code that product. It also points to a deficiency in the company hiring him, as either they should have a higher level programmer, or a diverse team of programmers with complimentary specialties.

    149. Re:Grumpy Old Man by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Any reputable Electronic Engineering course would.

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  2. In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The average 15 year old doesn't know how his IM works behind the scenes? Well no fucking shit -- point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

    Aside from that, anyone who is actually surprised that people who grew up using a given piece of tech will have different attitudes towards it than the people who've had to adapt to it needs to be locked up someplace where they won't pose a threat to their own well-being. It should be obvious to anyone who hasn't spent their entire life in a coma that this is just how it works.

    I'm not trying to post flamebait here, but honestly I can't even concieve of another reaction to this...

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    1. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by dlefavor · · Score: 5, Insightful
      point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked

      I don't think it's the average user, the author is bothered by, it's the average technology person.

      I'm often unpleasantly surprised with some of my supposedly technical colleagues' ignorance as to how computers work.

    2. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to hazard a guess that you did not even read the article. Or, if you did, I think it's worth pointing out that not everyone who uses text messaging is a "technology person".

    3. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by temojen · · Score: 1
      point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      1905? Horse & buggy... yup, know how that works... Coal fired boiler... yup, know how that works... Gas stove, yup... Kerosene Lamp, yup... Pen & inkwell, yup... Water pump, yup... ...

    4. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Regardless, I think there's value in knowing *how* technology works independent of why you use it. The more convenient things become for you, the more is going on behind the scenes that can potentially screw you.

      The way to keep from getting screwed is to know what's going on. The author of TFA is in danger of not knowing how the next-gen tech is going to screw him. The next-gen users are in danger of not knowing how their tech works so that they can fix it or live without if it breaks. Or even recognise a better alternative when they see it. (I guess that last one depends on your definition of "better", which is part of that generation gap thing. . .)

      Maybe it's old-fashioned or apocalyptic of me, but I still see a burgeoning Morlocks vs. Eloi dystopia in the making here, especially when insubstantials are involved such as data access and communication methodology.

    5. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Well no fucking shit -- point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      Also, (and oh, I know people aren't going to like this) engineering isn't the same as "science". Science asks why things work the way they do, but engineers often just need to know whether things work and how things work. Engineering is more trial-and-error, as well as dealing with unknowns, than most people realize. Did we need to understand everything about electricity before we made a light-bulb? We still don't understand everything about electricity. We don't really know what electricity is, we just know enough about how it works to use it for things. Did we need to understand physics before we could build a wheel?

      I'm not claiming there's no such thing as "best practices", or that it's not important to understand why past engineers chose to build things the way that they did. But even that doesn't mean you have to understand everything. And that's for the engineers building the tech.

      Once you get to techs (mr. fix-it), they just need to know how to fix it. Users just need to know how to use it. Are you seriously going to tell me that most people, 50 years ago, understood everything about telephones? Sufficiently to design a telephone network?

    6. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by nekoniku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it's the average user, the author is bothered by, it's the average technology person.

      None of the examples from TFA involve technology people; no engineers, designers, etc. All his examples are Just Plain Folks(TM). The recurring theme in his rant is that there's a culture of technology use that he's not a part of. Welcome to the generation gap, dude.

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    7. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I'm often unpleasantly surprised with some of my supposedly technical colleagues' ignorance as to how computers work.

      I am a "student worker" at the university that I attend, doing tech support. One day my BOSS, the coordinator of tech support for the majority of the departments on campus told me that a computer was reporting a "stack error", which was pretty sure indicated a hard drive fault.

      Uggh.

    8. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm often unpleasantly surprised with some of my supposedly technical colleagues' ignorance as to how computers work.

      You only need to know about your own little world. "Jack of all trades" are irrelevant in just about every other community these days what makes computers different?

      Yeah, I like to know a little bit about everything but I'm not a guru in anything. I can putter along in whatever I'm faced with (PHP, perl, Linux, BSD/OS X, Windows, networking, DNS, SMTP, whatever) but I'm not a guru in any. That's not a good thing. I'd be better paid (and possibly less happy) if I was.

      I know plenty of geniuses in multiple fields that don't know shit about other stuff and you know what? It doesn't matter in the long run.

      What I'm more bothered by is that the average tech person still desires to be above everyone else in some way or another.

    9. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      It seems to me like there is beginning to be a greater divide between the people who create components and the people who take those components and make them into something useful. It's not that they *cant* understand it, but more that they don't either need or want to. Don't worry about it at this point, there is still a place for both types for a long time to come.

    10. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      I'm often unpleasantly surprised with some of my supposedly technical colleagues' ignorance as to how computers work

      Yeah, I'm often faced with that, too. Even if the person isn't just reciting their textbook verbatim, they're field of knowledge is VERY specialized to only one or two things.

      However, as displeasing as it may be to technologists like me and (assumingly) you, it's not really a surprise. Technology in itself is no longer niche, it is so prevalent and so... commoditized --for lack of a better word-- that it is just another tool that people must maintain and use.

      So while it's a bit disappointing that the Exchange Admin here can barely navigate the desktop (but manages his servers top-notch), I don't think it says anything about a knowledge/passion gap in generations. Hell, I'm only 20, and I can confidently say that I know more about more aspects of computers/technology than most of the people much older than me.

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    11. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by bogado · · Score: 1

      Also young people tend to spend more time in the phone with gossips and the like, I was not much into talking in the phone but I do remember my sister spending hours and hours in it. The new technology is simply exploiting this, like "boy bands" that exploit the "ahhh he is so cute, I love him" fell that every pre-teen girl have.

      What I find strange is people being classified as "so yesterday" simply because he is economical. Cell phones are really a gold mine, people will pay 99cents for small mid files that you could download by the ton off those good old BBS. People will pay a fee to transmit a few bytes in the air (SMS text messaging), while it is much cheaper to actually talk (here in Brasil the price of 1 minute of conversation is comparable to the price of one text message that has less then 1 or 2 kb). The worst everyone thinks they are saving money.

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    12. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by dlefavor · · Score: 1

      You're right. My remark was driven by the comment added by "Dinosaur". The original author was bothered by JPF(tm).

    13. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      average person, temojen, average person.

      We of course understand how the steam engines work, and how a coal fired boiler work, because we can always read about their specs and docs if we're unsure about it. But back then not everyone can read y'know. And when you're average work day is long and you have to do a lot of things and know about things in your own field, not many people can afford to learn about coal fire boilers.

      although I'd be frankly pretty scared if someone back then didn't know how a horse drawn buggy works though. Ha...

    14. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Dan+D. · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I sometimes think that's related to the influx of people who do it for the money. I think I still count as young blood (under 30.) And I know my friends and I all know the history of the machine (if we haven't necessarily done punch cards, I have respect for the fact that I don't have to carry a stack in a particular order carefully from one end of campus to the other.)

      The only people I can think of who wouldn't are a few of the people I know who have learned the technology trade, not grew up with a passion for the machine. (Note when I say friends above i mean the latter. I make friends with similar people.)

      So yeah, I think anyone who has a real interest in computation studies knows with some interest how circuits are arranged, how Turing machines work, is at least afraid of the y-combinator, and knows that language fights are dumb. :) I think once the pay starts decreasing again, then things won't be taken for granted *quite* as much.

      One mild caveat to all of this, however. Managing complexity means abstracting. As we continue to add complexity there's a point at which some people just won't want to understand how a machine works inside. They blackbox it and move on. Hopefully they'll still get a top-level from it.

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    15. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make soap? Which wood should you use for a bow? For arrows? What do you use to waterproof your boots? How do you test clay to know if its good for making pottery?

      Didn't think so.

    16. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      Well I don't think SMS became popular because "talking" is "so yesterday", really. Sometimes you'd rather pay more to not have to talk to other people in voice, that's all. But yeah, if only I knew how to stick songs I can find off the good old BBS into my cell phone as a ringtone, I wouldn't pay them the 99-cents either. But I don't, so I pay up.

      It isn't that we don't like the old as much as just that the new is easier.

      wasn't that the whole point of technology?

    17. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by maotx · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's the average user, the author is bothered by, it's the average technology person.

      Now that is something I can attest to. We recently had an opening for a help desk technician and tested the applicants with a simple Office test. Now Office was not a requirement for the job but it helped us determine the depth of knowledge that our potentials had. Of all those that completely failed it (what is a table?) one applicant did quite well on it. He was working on a BS in CS and was taking a break from college. We decided to hire him and only three days later he was asking what the outbox folder in e-mail is used for. He has experience but it is apparently not as deep as we would like it. He does not understand the concept of shared drives or the Active Directory and I'm not going to even try to get him using LDAP or any of our Linux servers. However, he is eager to learn and writes good notes so he'll be good for helping people out while reading a script. If we keep him long enough we might be able to train him for what we need but as it is he still has a long way to go.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that even though they may have an idea on how to do things, they have absolutely no understanding behind any of it. Unfortunately, it is the understanding that makes a good technician, not a script.

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    18. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The average 15 year old doesn't know how his IM works behind the scenes? Well no fucking shit -- point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      When my peers carry on like Ellen Feiss ("And then it was like, 'bleep bleep bleep'"), I've often said, "I know exactly why that happened, but I don't think you really care to hear the explanation," to have them carry on as if I hadn't spoken. They really don't care, and frankly I don't want to bother trying to explain it to them.

      It seems the rub is that consumer electronics are fashion accessories these days, whereas the consumer tech of yesteryear was largely appliances (washers, stereos, televisions, etc). That stuff stayed at home by necessity. Nowadays I have to deal with my friends' nonstop IM conversations on their camera-phones when they're supposedly hanging out with me. They bounce along, listening to the latest NiN album on their iPod Nano, oblivious to me and the world around them. It's not just shallow and bourgeois, it's downright offensive if you're trying to carry on a conversation with one of these little hummingbirds of the iGeneration.

      Aside from that, anyone who is actually surprised that people who grew up using a given piece of tech will have different attitudes towards it than the people who've had to adapt to it needs to be locked up someplace where they won't pose a threat to their own well-being. It should be obvious to anyone who hasn't spent their entire life in a coma that this is just how it works.

      My uncle is an awesome coder, but he doesn't have the ability to instantly look at an application interface and grok how it works that is second nature to those who grew up with GUIs. He started working with computers in his 20's.

      As implied above, I find a lot of this gadget fetish depraved. I suppose I am a bit of a hypocrite in that I own a lot of gadgets, including a cel phone and an iPod. I largely understand how they work, but I don't know that that really makes it better.

    19. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      *now actually looking at the article* All of these things define me as a techno-geezer, and I'm 22.

    20. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Gah, and of course us College Students who know these things can never find a job :|

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    21. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by CaptainFork · · Score: 0
      Actually, I don't think the average person has evar known how their tech works. Before the age of reason, technology evolved in a Darwinian fashion with new ideas appearing randomly and being discarded most of the time unless they solved a very direct and strong need. People no more knew how their tech worked than knew how their bodies worked.


      At the advent of rationalism, and during the industrial revolution that followed, only the elite classes (aristocracy) were involved in creating the new tech (according to the newly invented principles of science). For others it was a lifestyle change imposed on them, they didn't know why and they probably didn't like it (working hours shot up).


      The industrial revolution led to the concept of mass production, in which the produce of tech became widely available; average people became consumers (as opposed to producers). A consumer no more knows how his keyfob lights up than his ancestor knew why his scythe should be curved.


      Computers have brought a certain level of domain-specific knowledge into sort-of fashion, but many resisted all the way through, and it should be no surprise that the younger generation is doing the same because it's human nature.


      Innovators will always be a despised minority, and it is only they who truly understand any kind of tech.


      The problem is, are we safe as a race that has learned to depend on tech but continues to reject understanding it the same way we reject genetic mutants?

    22. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Being able to BS in CS is a very useful skill in job interviews.

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    23. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Himring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know. Personally, it seems things are changing a bit regarding how my generation is viewed vs the now-young. I "grew-up" in the era of up-and-coming personal-computers. My first was a ti994a wherein I learned basic at age 13. DOS, Wolf3d, Doom, Windows 3.x, Netware, Lotus Notes administration, NT, Sendmail.... Now, I'm in a half-tech/half-paper-pusher role where I still have my Linux box here, my unix there my windows (terminal) ... here, and I have a team of younger techs, in their early and mid-20s, that I work with and lead.

      My uncle was my mentor who is a backbone switch guy -- to this day -- for a big telco running nortel racks and keeping big stuff going -- cool as hell when he takes me to "the node." He can barely use windows and relies on me for everything, but he can build a tv and actually puts a wafer board to use and, yes, he looks like froheki. I respect the hell out of him. The guy who taught me routers and switches and cisco is now in his 60s and also can't use windows, but he'll keep your damn network running smooth. He lives in telnet and writes everything down on a legal pad. I think he's a god -- always have. The guys under me tend to laugh at anyone older, treat them like their idiots and scoff at any supposed technical aptitude -- both the nortel and the switch guy and myself. They seem to presume to know more out-of-the-box on anything that comes up, but they are windows xp centric, college guys. I love 'em and relate to them and not all are like that, but more often than not they are. They couldn't setup a netware 3.x box if they had to or bang out a quick grep command to find something, but they can play wow, explain the latest tech on the latest nvidia card and hook up a shuffle -- things that the two ancients I mentioned would and could never do, but they know they can't....

      It just seems there is a loss of respect for the pioneers and the level 60 wizards that were doing technology while the new generation was in diapers or even born. Again, my personal opinion....

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    24. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Azarael · · Score: 1

      That doesn't surprise me. I heard that the person incharge of tech support at the school I went to had a degree in French if you can believe it and he doesn't have any great IT skills either. No wonder it is hard to find a tech job with people like that filling them up.

    25. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by tknn · · Score: 1

      Frankly that shows your screening was insufficient. GIGO

    26. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by MayonakaHa · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "1905? Horse & buggy... yup, know how that works... Coal fired boiler... yup, know how that works... Gas stove, yup... Kerosene Lamp, yup... Pen & inkwell, yup... Water pump, yup... ..."

      How was the buggy assembled, piece by piece? What metals did the boiler use and now was it smithed? Where did the gas feed come from and how was it processed? Where does kerosene come from? What is the formula for the ink in the inkwell? What is actually going on in the water pump to make it pull water up from the ground?

      What you're answering is how to operate. What the question was is how exactly does it work. That usually includes how to make it, where the materials come from and what they do. I can use a ballpoint pen, and I have a vague idea of how it gets the ink on the page, but I have no idea how the ink is made that completes the device and makes it work. Without that type of ink the pen doesn't work right, but does that matter to me?

      I never quite understood why generations of tehnological developers get so upset when the fruits of their labor are available to regular folks while the whole time they're developing it most of them are thinking how they can make things that do more and are easier to use. The computing industry seems to be the worst of it all.

    27. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by bogado · · Score: 1

      The problem is not with the people, I would also enjoy putting new songs into my cell.:-) And some phones do indeed use mid (or a modified mid) file. The hole problem is tranfering it to the phone. Some phones have cables, others can use the net or bluetooth.

      As for paying for not talking, I can agree with you. Mainly if I am talking to telemarketers from those #@$@#$ phone companies. I could only wish they would allow me doing things online without the aid of those operators that don't know what they are doing.

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    28. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by shawb · · Score: 1

      Your boss is the COORDINATOR of tech support. That means he doesn't need to know the nuts and bolts of computer tech support, but instead how to connect the people that do know how to fix things to the people that have problems. Part of that connecting people would probably include hiring and firing of techs, doing payroll, and making sure that the techs are adequately doing there job. A succesful coordinator does and should have a different set of skills than the techs doing the job.

      Otherwise, that would be like saying that a good travel agent should know how to fly a 747. Or like saying a good bartender should know the finer points of brewing, distilling, bottling, distrobution, financing said operation, etc. I'd rather have the bartender know how to properly pour a beer, mix a drink, slice lemons and keep them fresh, suggest drinks for different people and hold intersting conversations. Now, the finer points of brewing and distilling may make for interesting conversation for many bar patrons, but this knowledge is not essential to the trade.

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    29. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      But back then not everyone can read y'know.

      Literacy rates, at least in North America, were much higher a hundred years ago than they are today.

    30. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by maotx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was really hoping to find someone in the Slashdot community. Well, an active, nontrolling member at least. Not one of the applicants knew what Slashdot was though. Maybe that should have been a job requirement...

      Let me know if you're ever in the D.C. area. We have 6 months to decide if we keep him or not.

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    31. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Technology people are getting "dumber" in some ways. Some of the new geeks, hackers and gurus are blithering idiots. Like the XML evangelist who can't edit XML files in a text editor, and who requires a special tool. Or the web developer who can't make a webpage without the assistant of FrontPage.

      I think the dividing line between old farts and upstart pups is the user interface. When embedded developers are unable to write C code without a full blown IDE, something's wrong. I'm not saying that an IDE is bad, it's just that at some point you need to know how to do arithmetic with pencil and paper before being issued a calculator.

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    32. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactimundo!

      Gearheads were the exception, not the rule, among the youth of society when I was growing up. I would say the same is true of whatever the dominant tech is of the day. That in itself should be obvious!

      The important thing to remember is this: http://atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/GI30Dj02.h tml

    33. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by maotx · · Score: 1

      Frankly that shows your screening was insufficient. GIGO

      Granted. But of the ones that sent in their resume our screening helped us pick out the better. It is just a shame that no one with higher qualifications applied. Then again, it is a help desk job. I personally could never stand tech support.

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    34. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I contend that the person who take the components and make them into something useful AND knows, if not how to make the component, at least how it was made, will be able to make something useful more efficiently than someone who does not know how to make the component or how it was made.

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    35. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sometimes think that's related to the influx of people who do it for the money.

      For me it was the emergence of object models and frameworks. When I started (1978), each language had about 100 commands and functions that you had to string together to make the logic of the application. You could literally have the entire grammar of the language in your head to build whatever you wanted.

      Now, you have to know the object model, the APIs, the various tools and debuggers. The programming experience is a lot more about how to look up the existing thing you need to invoke out of thousands of possibilities, not counting Googling around for something to download that solves some of the problem at hand. So, it's less about having everything in your head and applying creativity than it is about knowing the framework and how to interact with others on the same framework.

      Not really trying to create a rant about the good ol' days ("just give me ones and zeros"), but it feels to me that most software development has gone from computer science to vacational training. This creates the disconnect where users of the thing don't care about the magic that makes it work.

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    36. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yes we have people that are on our support staff that do not know how to use the command line!
      When I ask them they say, "I never learned DOS!"
      The command line in XP is different from DOS! it is part of the stinking OS!
      Grrrr. Young punks can't write a single line of code! Not even perl or a bat file!

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    37. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You only need to know about your own little world. "Jack of all trades" are irrelevant in just about every other community these days what makes computers different?

      Like the engineer I worked with that wanted to used division and exponentials in a hash function of a real-time system? The idea that you can abstract away the hardware and just wait for faster hardware is the main reason that we don't really see how much faster todays computers are than they were a decade ago. For the most part, we're doing nothing more interesting with computers today than we were 10 years ago.

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    38. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Literature rates in the wealthy were higher 100 years ago. In the general population it was far, far lower. You forget that most women and blacks couldn't read, and that very few people in rural area had the ability to go to school, or could take advantage of the opportuntiy if they had it (being needed on the farm). The myth that literacy rates were higher is right wing lies built on faulty evidence and plain conjecture.

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    39. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      Up to the 1970s or 1980s mainstream people could read spark plug deposits, use a timing light, and tell you what each major piece in the car's engine did (even including the "tappets"). Teenage boys were expected to learn these things from their fathers or by osmosis.

    40. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by lgw · · Score: 1

      is at least afraid of the y-combinator,

      I like that! You don't really know computers unless you're at least afraid of the Y combinator. Perfect.

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    41. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      How do you know that the stack error wasn't ultimately caused by a failure of the hard disk? Perhaps he had more to go on than merely the stack error. For example, hard disk makes strange sounds, something that normally succeeds now results in a "stack error" message.

      Software is complicated and errors bubble up in ways that are sometimes surprising to the people who wrote the program.

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    42. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1
      You only need to know about your own little world. "Jack of all trades" are irrelevant in just about every other community these days what makes computers different? Yeah, I like to know a little bit about everything but I'm not a guru in anything. I can putter along in whatever I'm faced with (PHP, perl, Linux, BSD/OS X, Windows, networking, DNS, SMTP, whatever) but I'm not a guru in any. That's not a good thing. I'd be better paid (and possibly less happy) if I was.

      I don't know about irrelevant, but the "Jack-of-all-Trades" is certainly a lot harder to find lately.

      I work at a company that desires people with a broad range of technology skills. Hardware, Software, Networking, WWW, SMTP, Development, etc.. Our department is made up of these kind of people (we are a group sandwiched between Tier III and Dev/Test). With the type of application we run (90% proprietary and 100's of servers), we need people who can do some serious troubleshooting with a lot of different technologies.

      We are not looking for a person for our group to ease the strain, but most of the people we have interviewed are Gurus.

    43. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by i7dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      its not a big deal that people dont know how a lot of things they use work...what troubles me, is why so many younger kids are not interested in asking why.

      i've always been the type of person who has to understand how something does what it does, even if i'm not capable of fully understanding, i still like to ask...so it really gets me when i meet or see people who aren't the least bit interested in discussing how something might work. it seems that if you show any interest in something like that kids tend to want to say "who cares" or "stop being such a geek".

      maybe i would feel different about kids curiosity towards tech if i had more exposure to them. but alas, i've probably just lost perspecitve.

      dude.

    44. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Gonarat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but even 100+ years ago, the average Joe didn't totally know how their technology worked. For example, the Horse -- hay goes in one end, horse poop comes out the other. If the horse gets sick, take it to the local vet. When the horse needs shoes, take it to the smithy. Yes, there were people who were able to take care of their horse completely (medical care and shoeing), especially on the frontier, but that knowledge was not required for non-frontiersmen.

      The same situation developed when cars were invented. Early on, anyone who had a car HAD to know everything about it from changing tires to rebuilding the motor, but as time went on, mass produced cars, service stations, and the AAA came along and the average Joe no longer HAD to know how a car worked. There still were/are amateur mechanics who can rebuild a car, but that became a hobby instead of a necessity.

      The same thing is occurring starting to occur with computers now. Even though (in my opinion) we are not completely to the point where the computer is an appliance, eventually the average Joe will be able to buy a computer out of the box and use it without having to know what exactly is "under the hood." At this point, OSX is the closest thing we have to that, followed by some Linux distros, and last, but least, Windows. Win XP is better, but there is still too many problems that the user needs to address to say it is totally ready for the average Joe (a topic for another post).

      Every new technology starts out the same way, the first adapters HAVE to be experts to get it to work and keep it working, then eventually the technology matures and gets to the point where anyone can use it without knowing how it works. Then a new technology comes along and the cycle starts anew...

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    45. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      1905? Horse & buggy... yup, know how that works... Coal fired boiler... yup, know how that works... Gas stove, yup... Kerosene Lamp, yup... Pen & inkwell, yup... Water pump, yup... ...

      I seriously doubt you could describe, in detail, how a fountain pen or a steam engine works without doing any research. Also, fountain pens at that time were often made of hard rubber. The average fountain pen user in 1905 would not understand how to make hard rubber from a rubber tree. And neither do you (or me - and vintage fountain pens are a hobby of mine).

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    46. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't be more wrong. Having a broad skillset is one of the best forms of job security in our industry you can have. I'm am Unix SysAdmin, Oracle DBA, and Applications specialist for a couple of the larger ERP apps. I am_not the best in any of these roles, but I'm better than most in all of them. Having all three skills is one of things that saved my ass when quite a few of my older buddies and myself got let go. That was 5 mos ago and 2 of them, who only have UX admin skills are still looking.

    47. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by ZedmanAuk · · Score: 1

      Why is it either/or? I do or have done all those things - setup Netware boxes (2.x, not 3.x), use grep (well, the Linux command line in total) daily, play WoW, explain the latest tech on nvidia cards and hook up iPods (never done a shuffle, but I imagine it's not particularly different). Ultimately you have to constantly learn new stuff but not forget the things you have already done. That's one of the great things about the tech industry, it changes so rapidly. If you don't keep up, you will be left behind.

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    48. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by dlZ · · Score: 1

      Last thing I put in a batch file:

      prompt [$T][$D]$_[$P] #$S

      Won't be the last thing, but the prompt was pissing me off and I do way too much in the CLI.

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    49. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Himring · · Score: 1

      It's not necessarily either/or, but simply shades of. 60-something year old tech guys are most likely ("most likely" being operative) not going to play wow (I do happen to know a 50-something year old who does) or use a shuffle or ipod and will probably not care much about the latest video card, but they will understand electronics and be masters of the big-iron they are paid to admin and that they've been adminning for 30 years. They'll also know how to set the timing on a 64 chevy blind-folded, but I digress.

      A 20-year old college guy will most likely ("most likely" being operative) not know how to trouble-shoot a nortel rack, repair a tv set (cuz he watches bittorrented "battlestar" episodes on his PC anyhow -- of course, my mind goes back to the real "battlestar") or understand the basics of a radio, but he will know what "northbridge" means and that you better not fire up a p4 without paste and HSF.

      Me and you? I bet you're not 60 or 20 like me -- we're in the middle, and we are a shade of the two opposites cuz we have actually setup a netware 2.x/3.x server and, yes, we learned the hardway not to fire up a p4 w/o HSF....

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    50. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Definitely the profession was watered down by all the moneyseekers in the 90s. And those people are already moving on to other fields. Everyone's discovered that a rote-learned task is the easiest to outsource.

      And yes, abstractions will hide knowledge, keeping people from needing to learn what's in the box. But a lot of boxes in computer science are still troublesome enough that there is still be a need for the deeper understanding.

      The key to survival is to know when a particular box can be ignored. For example, I've stopped worrying about drive controllers, and now trust someone else to determine that SATA is "faster" than IDE. Since I've recognized that I've become a generic consumer of drives, I no longer have to keep current on the technology, how commands are transmitted, cylinders, heads, encodings, etc. And it's a good thing: the field is now so broad and so deep that keeping up across the board is too tough. I still retain my old working knowledge of drives: magnetic coated platters are spun fast, heads go back and forth, etc., but unless I have a reason to dive into a particular technology, it's adequate for me just to know the basics. I can mostly ignore drives and focus instead on my specialty.

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    51. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is froheki?

    52. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by hawks5999 · · Score: 1

      What is this Netware 3.x that you speak of?

    53. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm more bothered by is that the average tech person still desires to be above everyone else in some way or another.

      You must be from America, the land of increasing mediocrity.

    54. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Retric · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is a question of him not knowing the fundamentals of his discipline so much as not caring about specific implementations. A CS student is closer to an engineer who is studding how to design car engines than an auto mechanic who will fix them. I frequently deal with support people who know all sorts of work around to get the system to do what they want, but such knowledge becomes useless once I fix the problem. I have done a lot of socket / low level programming for TCP/IP and Apple Talk but I know vary little about LDAP.

      My XP machine kept complaining that I did not set up a firewall; it's the only machine behind a NAT so I knew it was not a real problem. However, a friend told me to turn on windows firewall so the message would go away. Such problems are not about the fundamentals of computing so much as knowing that your car has a sticky transmission.

    55. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

      Maybe I am confused by your post but from TFA he was more concerned about his grand kids being unable to understand technology. Even at that the average tech person should understand what they are working with or developing. Other than that they need to know nothing.

      Invention and inovation come when someone gets a good idea and has to create a workable design or idea and get others to contribute their knowledge. If you actually want to be honest about it the average 8th grader today has more technical knowledge than anyone did 400 years ago. Every year we humans expand our knowlege and are forced to assimilate more information. This leads to specialization due to to much innovation.

      Anyways the guy from TFA is an idiot ranting expressing his stupidity.

    56. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by darkwelder · · Score: 1

      I believe it is an 18 slot bag that you craft. I believe the recipe drops in Sunken Temple!

    57. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Suicyco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, the inability to use simple tech is what makes the old folks so damn crusty and stupid, IMO. You are telling me, that a guy who can rebuild a telco switch from a telnet prompt, can't point and click in something as simple and dumbed down as windows? He couldn't plug something into a USB port and hit OK?

      I have no sympathy for the tech geniuses of the past who can't use the ever simplifying crop of current technology. They are, in fact, not geniuses at all, but glorified car mechanics who have oodles of information on procedures to perform, but no true understanding of technology in the broadest sense.

      I am not a kid, nor am I in my 60's, but I'll never be that stupid or clueless about anything. I may not know all the cool shit like the latest ring tones, but I sure as hell know more about cell phones then a 20 year old kidiot, and I will always keep that advantage. When I am 60, you can bet I won't be stymied in the LEAST by the latest OS, gadget, whatever.

      Those of us who are in between being true old school and the new kids on the block have the greatest advantage, because we aren't following memorized procedures, nor are we using whatever the latest web fad is, but we understand it all. The old guys are from a generation where technology was marble tower knowledge. The kids just have it it handed to them with easy interfaces. We are the ones who got our hands on a computer at 13 and learned to program. The old foggies never had that because they couldn't buy one, the kids simply have no desire because they are brain dead.

    58. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure most people had a good idea of how the wheel worked when they first saw it, seeing as how it was probably rolling along the ground at the time.

      Oh, right...last 100 years.

    59. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by tcampb01 · · Score: 1

      The comparison here is understated. It isn't that they don't know EVERYTHING about how stuff works, it's that they don't even know SOMETHING about how stuff works. Most computer users in the early 80's (when home computing was starting out) had a fairly good idea of how most of the key things worked. PC users understood what autoexec.bat and config.sys were for and how to edit them. Maybe they couldn't write their boot loader and only the hard-core users could write terminate-and-stay-resident (TSRs, remember them?) programs, but today I find people who really fancy themsevles as "techs" who, frankly, cannot handle anything that doesn't come with a wizard or GUI.

      I interviewed a potential Solaris sys-admin for a company that needed one. I asked him if he would describe the boot process of a server -- in whatever level of a detail he could provide. The detail I got back was "you turn it on. It does the power-on-self-test. The kernel loads, and the login screen appears." Hmm... ok... ignoring the boot-prom for the moment, I asked if he could provide any more detail about what happens between the kernel loading and the login prompt appearing. Answer "well, when the kernel loads, it displays a login prompt". He was asking for $150,000 to start.

      It's not just computer tech -- you can say the same for lots of other areas. For example: kitchen tech. Eating out is common, sure... but even people who cook at home these days are usually using prepared mixes & such. When prepared mixes got started it was for the "convenience". Home cooks knew how to make all kinds of stuff from scratch. The convenience has evolved (or should I say "devolved") to dependence. Today the average home cook has no idea how to make stuff from scratch and simply MUST buy the prepared mixes. Many of them are amazingly easy -- so easy, in fact, that it's almost astonishing that people wont make it themselves. I'm talking about stuff that only has three ingredients and one of them is optional.

      I think convenience devolving into dependence is probably common to many areas. Computer tech isn't special in this regard.

    60. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      he average 15 year old doesn't know how his IM works behind the scenes?

      I come from an era when one had to cautiously evaluate 15 year olds. The damn youngsters then grew up with the stuff, and actually had the time to break into computer systems. The 15 year olds today are pathetic, clueless, script kiddies.

      point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      The problem is that you didn't come from the "dinosaur" world and don't understand his perspective. Back then, applications and APIs didn't fall out of the sky or bequeathed to you by Papa Microsoft. Back then, if you needed an application, and it wasn't a word processor or a spreadsheet, you had to either write it yourself (in BASIC), or get a hold of the source code and compile it.

      My favorite geek memory at the time was replacing my 8088 chip on my IBM XT clone with a V20 chip, because it would execute code about 10% faster; better yet, 30% faster if you used the special V20 instructions. Yes, it was retarded, but when your machine was running at 8Mhz (not Ghz), you did anything to speed up the damn thing. And yes, I even recompiled uudecode so I could get it to process files 30% faster (though it was more like 20%). This was also before the era where you could afford the hardware "upgrade" (replacement) every 2 years. And yes, you did sort of had to have the knowledge about how everything worked, or else you couldn't do stuff like this.

      At the turn of the century, people would have thought you were nuts for owning an automobile if you didn't know how it worked. There weren't that many mechanics back then. He's just feeling the same way about you. We come from an era when applications were not designed to be operated by non-technical users. We today live in an age where "dinosaurs" still exist.

      Aside from that, anyone who is actually surprised that people who grew up using a given piece of tech will have different attitudes towards it than the people who've had to adapt to it needs to be locked up someplace where they won't pose a threat to their own well-being. It should be obvious to anyone who hasn't spent their entire life in a coma that this is just how it works.

      What a piece of crap you are to advocate locking up your grandparents. It still drives me up the wall that my parents won't get ATM cards. They actually drive up and use a teller during banking hours. *I* still count the money I withdraw from an ATM machine. The world did not work the way you think it did twenty years ago. (And how creepy is it now to be in the webpage business where techniques and standards change every year. I thought java was bad...)

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    61. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      Up until the middle '60s, at least, most people in the U.S. knew how the technology they depended on worked. Most males (and a surprising number of females) could understand (and usually fix) a car, a toilet, a light switch, a gun. Most folks who used a typewriter wouldn't take one apart (notice I didn't say couldn't), but they could tell you how they worked, and could clean one. Most technology was large and mechanical enough that you could look at it and see how it worked, or how it had failed.

      Some technology was more or less incomprehensible. Many people didn't understand the physics of TV and radio. They could still repair their tube type equipment. Radio Shack used to have tube testers, and stocked repair parts. Ham radio enthusiasts were a larger portion of the general population then, too, I think. Most folks didn't understand electrical generation and electric motors, but they could repair the equipment. Even if you didn't understand the physics behind a motor, you could change the brushes, and maybe rewire it.

      The only other technology in common use that you couldn't understand at a glance was the telephone system. You couldn't comprehend it at a glance because most of it was hidden away in the central office. Most folks couldn't fix a telepone, but that was because they never broke.

      I don't think that people have gotten much dumber (though they're definitely less educated than my father's generation, on average), but the cheap, throw-away, indistinguishable-from-magic technology does seem to have made a lot of bright, curious kids shy away from trying to understand their world.

    62. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by chicago_bulls · · Score: 1

      "Regardless, I think there's value in knowing *how* technology works independent of why you use it. The more convenient things become for you, the more is going on behind the scenes that can potentially screw you."

      i agree. i think people should learn (early) how computers actually work at the hardware level so they know that the computer is NOT magic, it's just a bunch of switches. it's no different than a door or a tv or a car, just a controlled accident.

      this is because, as people become more and more reliant on computers, they tend to trust what they see more. and, when you're dealing with things like bank accounts and personal information, sometimes the computer gives the wrong information. many people seem to think that computers are "smart" and don't realize that everything to do with the computer was made by people, and, well, people are stupid. even the smart ones.

    63. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      For example, hard disk makes strange sounds, something that normally succeeds now results in a "stack error" message.

      I know this guy. He was going on nothing more than "stack error".

    64. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      How do you make soap?

      Haven't you seen "Fight Club"?

    65. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      That means he doesn't need to know the nuts and bolts of computer tech support, but instead how to connect the people that do know how to fix things to the people that have problems.

      Would you expect someone to be a good manager if they didn't have some basic understanding of the jargon that the people they are managing use? I wouldn't.

    66. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Of course, that made me curious enough to go look up the y-combinator.

      Found this:
      http://www.ece.uc.edu/~franco/C511/html/Scheme/yco mb.html

      My head hurts...

    67. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Himring · · Score: 1

      I have no sympathy for the tech geniuses of the past who can't use the ever simplifying crop of current technology.

      Ever simplifying? You mean like trying to make Active Directory replication work on a sizeable WAN? Or understand why age-old SMTP commands were changed with Exchange so that tried-and-true PIX filters can't work with it? Or do you mean the ever-incredible-maddening patch-management testing and rollout and testing that takes an entire team to do at a large corporation. Or, perhaps you mean the some 10s of 1000s of malware progs that have come out just this year -- heck, this month -- and that must be fought and battled daily....

      My friend, these old guys lived in a simpler and finer time and there is an elegance to actually understanding the technology from a telnet prompt and watching T1 activity on a lower layer on a one-by-three inch monitor you've plugged directly into the nortel board. Modernity -- as far as technology goes -- has not simplified anything if much at all.

      And these guys didn't start using Windows until they were over 50. They've simply not spent their life living with the current, global OS, nor do they feel they have to to run their networks and backbones -- believe it or not, there's more to IT than windows and an ipod.

      I am not a kid, nor am I in my 60's, but I'll never be that stupid or clueless about anything.

      Your attitude proves my very point. Print out what you've said here today, and when you ARE in your 60s reread it. You'll see clearly how narrowed a view it was....

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    68. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Telegraph?

      Very Unlikely.

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    69. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by misleb · · Score: 1

      PErhaps you are confusing "not being able to" with "not wanting to" or not caring. I am a good sysadmin. I know networks. I know just about every OS. I can program in several different languages. I am a wiz with a CLI. I know technology pretty damn well. But as I get older (30 now), I notice that I am falling behind the bleeding edge.... and I don't care. I don't even own a cell phone. If someone thought I was stupid for not knowning how to download a new ringtone to a cell phone, I would just smile and ponder the irony. I think they are stupid for WANTING to download a new ringtone to a cellphone. Why can't I download a new ring tone to a cell phone? I don't want to know how to do it. It is beneath me. Eventually it won't be simple things like ring tones. It will be big things. Like i won't know how to use the latest "Neuropathic Computer Interface." Won't make me stupid. I know that I could do it if a really want to. I will have nothing to prove to anyone. I'll let my kids or grandkids do it for me.

      You just wait. One day you'll be just as "clueless" as the people you scoff at now. The person you are responding to seems pretty certain that these are tech geniuses he was talking about. I think you should give them some credit rather than assume they are stupid rather than just aging.

      -matthew

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    70. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked.

      Radio, television, telephones. People didn't know how they worked, but then again these technologies weren't forced upon them in order to be employed.

    71. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      What I'm more bothered by is that the average tech person still desires to be above everyone else in some way or another.

      And it's getting easier and easier to be as the focus gradually moves towards software solving problems rather than critical and creative thinking. I say this from an engineering point of view, not from an easily-automated field like, say, accounting or Powerpoint file creation.

    72. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      What I'm more bothered by is that the average tech person still desires to be above everyone else in some way or another.

      Its not us. Its the damn computers. Knowledge is power, and computers are information technology. We have our hands in a stream of pure information every day of our lives, we get the view from 20,000 feet 24-7, baby. Its not so much that we know it all, just that we have access to it all, which is the next best thing. It might take a conscious act of will on the part of most people to step back from that perspective.

      Besides, everybody wants to above everyone else in some way or another.

    73. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I wrote a paper on constructing the Y combinator in Python once. It's really more interesting what it does than how it works, however - the idea that assigning names to things isn't a primitive requirement for a language in order to get recursion blows my mind.

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    74. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone has used the concept in a code-obfuscation contest.

    75. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Suicyco · · Score: 1
      Ever simplifying? You mean like trying to make Active Directory replication work on a sizeable WAN? Or understand why age-old SMTP commands were changed with Exchange so that tried-and-true PIX filters can't work with it? Or do you mean the ever-incredible-maddening patch-management testing and rollout and testing that takes an entire team to do at a large corporation. Or, perhaps you mean the some 10s of 1000s of malware progs that have come out just this year -- heck, this month -- and that must be fought and battled daily....


      I think you are confusing crap with complexity, but whatever... Battling malware? On all my systems its automated. I run daily updates in linux, rarely having to deal with it. In windows it works automatically as well, with even less involvement. Contrast that to the days of floppy boot sector virii replicating like crazy, with crappy anti virus software just coming out and no real way to clean everything except wipe it all. I haven't had a virus or malware infection in many many years.

      The reason it takes a large corporation a huge team to roll out software is poor management and stupid people. I know, I have run these large teams for very large roll outs (10,000+ seats). Try doing a massive software roll out in 1988. Now imagine updating a massive system in 1978. Today, you have to sit through 50 meetings discussing with idiots about "why is this DLL in the update? Take it out!!" when they are simply justifying their pathetic existance. On the last large IT project team I managed I had 3 people out of 50 who were actually highly knowledgable about their job (I'm a consultant, so I have no control over these people other than at the project level.)

      And these guys didn't start using Windows until they were over 50. They've simply not spent their life living with the current, global OS, nor do they feel they have to to run their networks and backbones -- believe it or not, there's more to IT than windows and an ipod.


      Certainly. However, these same folks ask a teenager to setup their ipod for them, can't figure out how to store a phone number in a cell phone, etc. Its the inability to do simple stuff like this which, IMO, makes them willing idiots. How in the world is ANYTHING hard to do in windows? When people ask you to install software for them, its a joke. You pop the cd in, and click a few times. Compare that with installing EMACS in some old DEC equipment.

      Nothing that the windows kiddos do in IT is highly complex compared to managing old Netware servers, VAX farms, Vines networks, etc. Anybody who CAN do the old school IT management should have no problem with the current crop of crap from microsoft. Google makes every seemingly complex task (complex as in "I don't know how to do it") easy as well. You just need some common sense, intelligence and lose the mindset that you can't do it.

      Being a wiz at a telnet prompt with huge backbone equipment should mean that you are a very intelligent, problem solving type of person. Figuring out Exchange should be cake for someone like that, unless they were just doing what they were told to do to solve specific, repeating problems.

      When I am 60 this stuff will be even simpler, all I'll have to do to create a new domain and mail setup would be to say "hello computer, make it so."

      I simply do not understand the concept that things are getting more and more complex. They are getting better and more powerful, but the complexity is shielded through more and more layers of abstraction.
    76. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      The oldest of the Lone Gunmen, from X-Files. Kinda like Sid from User Friendly, but further off mainstream and with rough edges.

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    77. Re:In other news, water found to be wet, fire hot. by Cyberdyne · · Score: 1
      Battling malware? On all my systems its automated. I run daily updates in linux, rarely having to deal with it. In windows it works automatically as well, with even less involvement. Contrast that to the days of floppy boot sector virii replicating like crazy, with crappy anti virus software just coming out and no real way to clean everything except wipe it all. I haven't had a virus or malware infection in many many years.

      I'd agree with some of that - but try getting Microsoft Update (as opposed to Windows Update) applying automatically across a large-scale rollout. Configuring Windows Update to work automatically out-of-the-box just involved a couple of registry keys - but the switch to Microsoft Update is trickier. Getting the whole 4Gb pile - Office, Project, McAfee Virusscan, AutoCAD, MathCAD, Scientific Viewer, QSE - along with Novell's Zenworks registration and assorted other things? Quite a pain. Up until the move to Windows NT 4, we used diskless Windows 3.1 workstations: *much* easier to maintain.

      Being a wiz at a telnet prompt with huge backbone equipment should mean that you are a very intelligent, problem solving type of person. Figuring out Exchange should be cake for someone like that, unless they were just doing what they were told to do to solve specific, repeating problems. When I am 60 this stuff will be even simpler, all I'll have to do to create a new domain and mail setup would be to say "hello computer, make it so."

      To some extent, maybe; then again, their automation has a bad habit of backfiring. Later versions of Windows, with their automatic DNS registration - helpful, cutting out some DNS configuration... right? Not when it crashes BIND! Auto-updates? Fine - until the latest update breaks something, as SP2 did with many setups. When that intelligent voice-operated computer of yours a decade from now suddenly starts speaking Japanese or Urdu, will you know how to fix it?

  3. You hooligans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in my day we had the Apple ][+. And it was good.
    Then the IBM came out. It was gay.
    Then we started getting complex components we couldn't just buy at Radio Shack when one died. That was really gay.

    and now I have to listen to punks on their cell phones saying "like" every 4 seconds. They like talk like like this like.

    1. Re:You hooligans by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      I remember when you bought a piece of electronics, it came with a full schematic diagran stuffed in the back of the cabinet.

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    2. Re:You hooligans by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Like I like wish like I like had like mod like points like, you know?

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  4. The knowledge will be passed along. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Eventually the knowledge will be passed along to the younger generations. They'll pick up where us oldies have left off. Indeed, it is often said that it is more difficult for them. We have left them with systems that are far more complex than were left to us when we all started. I trust in our younger generations. They'll be able to advance our technological knowledge. And the best thing is that we're now drawing from the most creative and brilliant minds of India, China, Korea and many other nations. We're bound to make tremendous discoveries just because we now have so many talented people working in the technology field.

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    1. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by foobsr · · Score: 1

      And the best thing is that we're now drawing from the most creative and brilliant minds of India, China, Korea and many other nations

      ... who will supposedly pass the (attained) knowledge within their area and will sell ready-made products to the (then) imbecile (e.g. cooked up by cell phones) population of former technology leaders.

      CC.

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    2. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Catamaran · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I recently read "Guns, Germs, Steel" by Jarad Diamond, in which he explores the different levels and rates of technological development in ancient peoples. One of the many interesting points that he makes is that there needs to be a certain population size and density before invention can take place. The society must be stable enough to support a leisure class to do the inventing.

      Conversely, and this relates to the parent post, when population numbers decline inventions are sometimes lost. He sites examples of societies that had acquired and then subsequently lost, writing, the wheel, and other technologies.

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    3. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Catamaran · · Score: 1

      Before anyone flames me as being anti-contraception or some such nonsense, let me state that population levels are way more than adequate to propogate the current technology from one generation to the next.

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    4. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. You can see a definite loss of knowledge in the home building industry. Homes are no longer built to take advantage of passive heating and cooling, you can't find master stone masons anymore, homes are constantly being built in flood plains ... A lot of old world craftsman ship is simply gone.

    5. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
      Eventually the knowledge will be passed along to the younger generations.

      Passed off to who? I've been working here four years, and I'm still the fresh meat. Who the hell is hiring these days? I've seen precious little of it, and haven't read about any more than I've seen.

    6. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He sites examples

      cites. Sites are places. Cites are citations, things that you write or otherwise communicate.

      Sorry, but I'm a grammar troll today.

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    7. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually the knowledge will be passed along to the younger generations. They'll pick up where us oldies have left off.

      I've come to the conclusion that learning from past generations is a skill that not everyone develops. It can be difficult for some (it was for me) to understand the ways in which history not only teaches lessons, but also the way it explains where we are.

      I've also seen very young people be able to appreciate the past and be able to use it to their advantage.

    8. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by shawb · · Score: 1

      You can still find "old world crastmanship", but just not in the day to day homes that the average person lives in. This craftsmanship is very labor intensive and uses expensive materials, so it is unrealistic for everyone to be able to afford it. You will still find it in very high end homes currently being built (and I'm not talking about McMansions either... those are pretty low quality, just big.) But most modern housing is far more comfortable, durable and low maintenance than many of the homes that common people from previous eras lived in. It's just that those houses didn't make it to today, so all that we have left from then are the examples of exemplary craftmanship.

      And the knowledge that flood plains are dangerous is still there, it's just that those areas often have other benefits that draw people and so the risk is weighed against the advantages.

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    9. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      As a good companion to the book you site, that explores issues of historical progress and cultures from an academically sound perspective, I think you would find "Conquest and Cultures: An International History" by Thomas Sowell thought provoking.

      It has a bit too much information for most general audiences, but for anyone interested enough in the topic to do some reading, it's very informative.

      I personally like to take a subject and read as many different books on that subject that I can find in a short time, so that I can compare all of the available information to form my own opinions from. If you like to read in that manner at all, then I figured you'd appreciate the recommendation.

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    10. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about all this. I met a women who worked on the ENIAC. She knew all the major players at that time. That was in 1994 (she was early 70's then). I tried to get money to have her interviewed, thinking that it would be useful to get her story out (so many corporate idiots here in colorado).

      But one of the interesting things about that, is the conversations that we had regarding current tech (remember 1994) vs. the old. While she had not worked extensively with the new stuff, she was able to divine a lot of it as I talked about the linux internals. Pretty bright. But it dawned on me then that she was one of the giants of which then current generation was building on. Hopefully, future gens do as well or better.

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    11. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently read "Guns, Germs, Steel" by Jarad Diamond, in which he explores the different levels and rates of technological development in ancient peoples. One of the many interesting points that he makes

      Try to be a bit more discerning. He makes a lot of assertions in his book that aren't backed up by reality; the idea that you need a "leisure" class in order to invent is the least of his obviously incorrect assumptions.

    12. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Catamaran · · Score: 1

      All rite, thanks for the corection.

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    13. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      "He makes a lot of assertions in his book that aren't backed up by reality; the idea that you need a "leisure" class in order to invent is the least of his obviously incorrect assumptions."

      Sure, it's possible to have inventions without leisure but there's some heavy limits that come with it. Do you honestly think that some guy in a poor tribe in africa is going to invent the next version of the internet? the first fusion reactor? It just ain't gonna happen. These things cost money -- lots of it. It's possible that they would invent certain simple devices but it's questionable how valuable they would be outside of their environmnent and to the world at large.

      So, while his assertion isn't logically valid it is realistically valid, especially today.

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    14. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea that you need a "leisure" class in order to invent is the least of his obviously incorrect assumptions.

      It could be that you need free time to invent some things, a leisure class is an indication that the society has people with free time. The assumption is not obviously incorrect. You are wrong on this point.

    15. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by cowscows · · Score: 1

      True, not to mention the fact that technology sort of compounds itself. Meaning that many of the inventions that humanity has come up with has allowed more people to enter the "leisure" class, although it's not really a leisurely lifestyle anymore. Instead it's just not subsistence living.

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    16. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Try to be a bit more discerning. He makes a lot of assertions in his book that aren't backed up by reality;

      Reality? Like your illuminating post, backed up with significant sources? Tell me, which reality show on the telly are you talking about ;)

      It's always fascinating when people make trite comments on the internet blogs but have no backup for what they are saying like your post. Jared Diamond is a scientist who has spent many years in the field, in countries around the world. He has spent much time in New Guinea for example, how's that for reality? Point is, Diamond is no ivory tower academic. Try again, but first RTFB.

    17. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by pNutz · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was really trying to say this:

      He sights examples
      There's one!

      or:

      He sites Examples
      He discovers the location of the lost, forgotten Greek city of Examples, thought to be a pretty good representation of the way most stuff was back then!

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    18. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by pgilman · · Score: 1

      >> He sites examples

      > cites. Sites are places. Cites are citations, things that you write or otherwise communicate.

      no, you're as wrong as the guy you tried to correct. "cite" isn't a noun at all; it's a verb ("to cite").

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    19. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "rite" is wrong, as is "corection".

      The third error is that there were only two errors.

    20. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and lookie there. What does it say right on that page you linked?

      "cite, noun, definition: citation, shortened form"

      Who's the illiteracy nazi now?

      Besides, I never said he had used it as a noun.

    21. Re:The knowledge will be passed along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "rite" is wrong, as is "corection".
      The third error is that there were only two errors.


      But that would mean that there were three errors...
      but if there were three errors, then the last error isn't an error...
      but if it isn't an error, then the sig is an error, but if the sig is an error, then, ... *kersplode*

      Thank goodness for paradox-absorbing crumple zones!

  5. Obligatory Simpson Quote... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza)

    It's only going to get worse as the pace of change continues to accelerate. In ten years a few engineers will be designing new classes of electronics based on quantum principles. Or totally new types of devices based on photons or magnetic spin vs. electron charge. Ten years later, that will be passé and maybe we'll be doing something with neutrinos. Who knows how things will work 30 years from now. It will all be magic by then.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by Daverd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quantum computers to be obselete by 2025. You heard it here first.

    2. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will advance at nearly that pace. Maybe if you double each of those estimates I might agree more.

    3. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by filtur · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      A few more simpsons quotes...

      "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

      Old People are no good at everything


      :)
    4. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      Aren't they already doing this with Cryptography? I agree with your point totally, and see alot of potential there!

      Jho

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    5. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by dano84065 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      In ten years a few engineers will be designing new classes of electronics based on quantum principles.

      Wow! Like the silicon transistor that has been around for 45 years? Its operation is certainly based on "quantum principles".

      Thanks for reaffirming that the younger generation really doesn't know HOW things work.

      Props for the Simpson's quote though.

    6. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "Quantum computers to be obselete by 2025. You heard it here first"

      Let's hope that Netcraft will still be around in 2025 to confirm it

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    7. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by ChocoBean · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      yeah, why aren't we recovering the phosphorus from dead people (Huxley style!) yet?

      With all this new fangled Evolution and stuff, we all ought to have as many children as possible as soon as we're physically capable of it, and eat our husbands and old people. But Nooo, that's canniblism, or a "social problem". Look how well the insects are doing, on the other hand.

    8. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by crgrace · · Score: 1

      In ten years a few engineers will be designing new classes of electronics based on quantum principles.

      As another replier pointed out, the silicon transistor is based on quantum principles. In particular, it's operation cannot really be understood without some knowledge of the Quantum Theory of Solids, which was originally proposed by Fermi, among others. Basically, only through statistical mechanics and other quantum stuff can you show that there are such things as "minority carriers" in semiconductors and that they exist in enough quantities to make a useful current. I think you meant that the theory of computing would be quantum, not the electronics with which it is realized. Also, lasers are based on photons. And we have memory devices in the lab based on spin (didn't you mean electronic spin rather than magnetic spin?)

    9. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      You assume I'm a member of the younger generation. It's likely I'm old enough to be your grandfather. I guess we could argue about where the line is for "quantum principles" but it would probably be pointless, as I suspect neither you nor I would be qualified to determine it's location. Regardless, I would say we have crossed that line only after we start controlling quantum phenomena (such as the electron tunneling effect) instead of fighting to eliminate it in our electronic designs.

      As to whether our current transistor technology would be considered technology based on quantum principles, I think I can positively say that the electron charge we so deftly manipulate is accomplished without resorting to or relying on what would be considered quantum principles. Instead, our whole approach to controlling this fundamental pillar of our modern society is crudely based on bulk, macro methods, with little or no control at the quantum level. In short, the technology we employ today is the antithesis of control by quantum principles. In case you were wondering....

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    10. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by TCM · · Score: 1

      Since Netcraft runs FreeBSD, they will. *run*

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    11. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Not to disagree but...

      Saying the silicon transistor is based on quantum principles is like saying energy production via wind power is based on quantum principles. They both depend on quantum components (electrons or molecules of air), true. But neither are controlled based on those principles. Today, we slam billions of electrons through a transistor every second because our technology can't do otherwise. Real control would use one electron to the the same work.

      For the same reason, lasers would be considered a photon device in the same way as a flashlight would be. Even lasers used for communications vary voltage fields (i.e. the photon itself carries no information). Instead of this, I'm envisioning something along the lines of an electronic device that has photons flowing along channels instead of electrons, or maybe something else not even imagined right now.

      Lastly, electron (not electronic) spin and magnetic spin are generally used interchangeably. However, the important part is that we are just now learning to manipulate the spin as opposed to the charge, which is really cool. As an aside, spin is really a bad term because it is probable that nothing is really moving, it's the charge that is rotating. Not that we really know what that means yet.

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    12. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see how you derive models for transisters without using quantum theory.

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    13. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by dano84065 · · Score: 1
      Of course you were referring to cutting edge research aiming to further control and utilize quantum principles in computing and communication. Deeper understanding and conrtrol of our universe will certainly allow much more exciting and revolutionary inventions.

      My point is that the devices like the transistor (upon which an easy 40% of the American economy now relies) and LEDs which you see everwhere from stoplights to TV remotes, are infact (already in the 1960's) based on principles of quantum mechanics. (Try fully explaining how the LED works without going into a quantum mechanics primer.)

      Yet how many Computer science grads understand the fundamental principles behind the operation of these devices that enable their lievelyhood?

      How many even realize that quantum mechanics not just an acedemic theory but is has born fruit that deeply affects their lives?

      Your post about future devices being based on futuristic "quantum principles" just underscored to me that it is not just the younger generation that doesn't know how the things they use every day actually work. I certainly don't.

      Economists understand this principle well. One of them said something to the effect that "The richer a society gets the less likely any member would have the skills to even survive on their own."

      An economist might point out that there is not likely even one person in the world with the knowledge to make a wooden pencil on their own. They would need knowledge of chemistry, mining, metalurgy, rubber, woodworking, and paint, and to draw on diversly scattered natural resources. The fact that pencils (and transistors) are so cheap that you might not even stoop to retreive one from the floor, illustrates the value of econmic specialization.

      Barring a major disruption to the system, economic specialization, and knowledge specialization serve us well. Understanding a technology is not at all a prequisite to utilizing a technology.

      We need not be concerned about this.

    14. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by shawb · · Score: 1

      I guess we could argue about where the line is for "quantum principles" but it would probably be pointless, as I suspect neither you nor I would be qualified to determine it's location.

      Besides, if you did determine the location of that line to a sufficient degree, you would no longer know the line's velocity.

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    15. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Heh, cute.

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    16. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      An excellent and well written response. I appreciate good conversation.

      Concerning this point: One of them said something to the effect that "The richer a society gets the less likely any member would have the skills to even survive on their own." It's quite true. I was just thinking about this the other day in connection with the New Orleans situation. If the same thing happened where I live, we would be in a world of hurt. Most of us, including myself, couldn't even grow our own food from scratch. And I'm talking about from scratch. Not buying seeds and planting but going out and finding a non-man made source of plant seeds and starting from there. Not that it's our fault. As you pointed out, that's where we are today. As to our technology, it seems the risk of a real collapse of our civilization grows each day as we build more and more fragile technology. For example, the need for a multibillion dollor fab facility using ultra clean rooms and ultraviolet lithography. Imagine if it became impossible to create an ultra clean room -- maybe because of the release of a world wide nano-agent of some kind -- we'd lose the ability to create all of these vaulted billion transistor CPU's. The truth is, some of the most prevalent technologies used in our society are more fragile that we realize. Oh well, at worst we can always go back to a hunter/gatherer society I guess.

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    17. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      I appreciate good conversation.

      Man, you ARE old...

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    18. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by demachina · · Score: 1

      "It's only going to get worse as the pace of change continues to accelerate."

      Its not a given the pace of change will accelerate in technology.

      Just look at the space program. With the rate of change in the 60's you would figure we would be have a permanent presence on Mars and be heading to Jupiter. Instead we are struggling to just preserve the ability to get people to LEO in tin cans and maybe back to bounding around on the moon for a week, things we did 35-40 years ago.

      Advancement is driven by need.

      One field where there seems to be a never ending need for progress is in developing new and better ways to kill each other.

      In computing we are reaching the point most people don't need computers faster than the ones they have. Most of their processing power sits unused most of the time. Faster computers aren't of much value unless you have applications that make effective use of them. 3D gaming is one of the few areas that can push the performance envelope indefinitely, unfortunately those are a counterproductive, not a productive pastime at present. The quality of the simulation, and need for horsepower, can grow indefinitely, but the real creativity in them doesn't, nor do they contribute much of any real value on a social or individual level.

      I imagine people will always want more bandwidth, maybe that will drive some innovation for a while.

      At this point PC's are in fact a boring, atrophying platform. They are increasingly just refining decades old concepts.

      The web being the newest concept, and which caused a massive burst of change but now everything about the web is starting to be old. The worst thing about the web is every idea, every concept, every point of view is being whipped to death. Its nearly impossible to do anything really "new" any more, try to think of a truly new and worthwhile software application at this point that hasn't already been done about 100 times. Try to think of anything new, and then spend a few minutes in Google and discover its already been whipped to death.

      Lots of people think all the innovation will be in cell phones, I'm personally not sure thats even really true. About all I see is all the capabilities we have in PC's will end up on a platform with an inadequate screen and input devices. The one innovative thing you see is to make things like maps, yellow pages and other things people need when on the move instantly available. It will be great for awareness of some new place you are in, though as a trade off it will create people who are totally addicted to the presence of a computer and a telephone in their pocket. The only real innovation there is if someone manages to produce a display device and input methods that would make cell phones really competitive with a desktop machine, or even a laptop, for example a display device that goes straight to your eyes with high resolution and apparent screen size, and maybe a projected, full size keyboard on any surface.

      History is filled with civilizations who were evolving at a high rate, only to hit a point where their rate of innovation stalled and their civilizations entered in to decline.

      The new twist we have today, thanks to globalization, is that when dominant civilization hits a wall for one reason or another, will there be a new fresh civilization, with fresh minds and new ideas, tucked away in a corner to start fresh and take up the reins. Our homogenization of cultures could lead to a situation where if the dominant civilizations hits a wall the whole world hits a wall for a long, long time.

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    19. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by wqksayi123 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's really fascinating to think about the technological possibilities only 10 years from now. You know, in some cultures it's believed that at this point of human existence we have only discovered something like 2 parts of all of knowledge out of 31 parts? That means we've only scratched the surface! It's exciting to think about what we'll see in our lifetimes.

    20. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      An economist might point out that there is not likely even one person in the world with the knowledge to make a wooden pencil on their own.

      Refering to Leonard E. Read's I, Pencil?

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    21. Re:Obligatory Simpson Quote... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows computing attained perfection in 1984.

  6. Old people are just as stupid. by CyberBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.""

    Do the same thing to the old folks. They dont know either. Of course some punk ass kid on a skateboard doesnt know how stuff works, hes retarded. A generation does not invent, select individuals do. Remember, people are stupid.

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    1. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by MPHellwig · · Score: 4, Informative

      Remember, statistically, half of the people you meet are below average.

    2. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by M00NIE · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Do the same thing to the old folks. They dont know either. Of course some punk ass kid on a skateboard doesnt know how stuff works, hes retarded. A generation does not invent, select individuals do. Remember, people are stupid.
      I disagree. Even if you select for distinct people within the generation, you DO see an increased number of people who don't understand.

      Take for example a small group - technical support folks. Since I started doing technical support, things have changed. Back when I first started, most people DID understand the underlying mechanics of what was going on. They COULD do things command-line and know precisely what to expect to receive back. They also often had knowledge of a wide range of systems and levels of technology from the front end, to the server, to everything in an entire corporate network. Today, technical support folks know how to click mouse buttons and change graphical settings without having any clue as to what exactly is happening to the system or why. Furthermore, they're specialized down to the point of knowing only a few systems, instead of the broader range.

      I agree technology has changed how people use it. I agree that the masses have technology in ways they never could have back then. I agree that most people who use it don't and shouldn't need to know how the underlying systems work. I also agree that there are people who SHOULD understand more about the systems they work with and don't. I sum it up to DOT-COM frankly when floods of people came into the tech world and lingered too long knowing too little.

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    3. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm. I skate. and I'm not retarded. and I know how things work. I know that isn't your point but you're kind of making yourself sound like just another of those grumpy old men we're talking about here. "damn kids with their ... skateboards and ... rock and roll"

    4. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, statistically, half of the people you meet are below the median, not the average.

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    5. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      You fail statistics. Half the people are below the median.

    6. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      eh, I think it's probably more like three fourths. Wait... mean, median, or mode?

    7. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by raddan · · Score: 1

      It is possible that some people are the same, in which case, less than half are below the average.

    8. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not necessarily. Consider if you have 5 people. 4 people have an IQ of 100, and 1 has an IQ of 80. In that case, only 1/5 are below the median.

    9. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 1

      Mean people suck.

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    10. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Only in a world where two people can have identical IQs, not in the real world where everyone is different.

      (let's just ignore the fact that "IQ" is stupid and "intelligence" (whatever that means) is a multi-variable function)

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    11. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Two posts, one of which is correct, one of which is overly simplified. I think he proved your point.

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    12. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The median _is_ an average. As are the mean and mode.
      Given the long high-end tail (kids over 200 IQ, etc.),
      there are considerably more people below the mean than above it.

      Statisticians are below average mathemeticians.

    13. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your technical support example is just economics, not overall comprehension. Put quite simply: a technical support person only has to be able to solve or re-direct the calls they are expected to get.

      In the mid-80's or so, a technical support person could be expected to be one a very few people doing that job at a particular company, and was most likely to handle calls from people who knew a fair amount about the system they were using. So, the person had to be able to answer questions on a wide range of systems (because there was no one to re-direct the calls to), and answer complex problems (because simple problems would be solved without their intervention.)

      Today a technical support rep is likely to get "Why doesn't the cupholder work anymore?" calls, and is likely to be part of a large team. So, they only need a little information about a few topics: Anything else they can refer on/over, if needed, or assume is unanswerable (because the cost of answering the question is greater than the cost of not being able to answer it).

      Given that, you don't need as knowledgeable personell behind the phones. And, since less knowledgable personel are cheaper than more knowledgeable personel, they are more likely to get hired and retained (at that level).

      So, technical support personel as a group are being selected for less knowledge. They don't need it anymore, and it is a skill that can be better used (and rewarded) elsewhere.

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    14. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      (let's just ignore the fact that "IQ" is stupid and "intelligence" (whatever that means) is a multi-variable function)

      Oh, IQ can be very handy: anyone who brags about their score can be immediately dismissed as a worthless putz.

      -jcr

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    15. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

      No, they both work. The term "average" does not necessarily imply arithmetic mean; the median is a perfectly legitimate average value.
       

    16. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by sedyn · · Score: 1

      Well, consider the people who did tech support in the distant past of the 1980s. They weren't in that field because it was a 2 year program at devry, nor because they knew they could get their A+ certification. They did it because they were interested and/or had a knack for technology.

      Not to mention that there is a greater quantity of people in demand at the moment. The moment that quantity is emphasized, quality loses a little (in this case anyway).

      Technology itself has changed, consider that support back then had to do lower level things, while support now needs to do higher end (*cough*simplier*cough*) tasks (how does my X work?). You don't hire a kernel hacker so they can install e-mail on Joe Employee's shitty dell (that would be very wasteful). Furthermore, PHBs are probably more willing to throw away that old computer if they weren't the ones who had to petition for computers entering the business anyway, and computers are cheaper now.

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    17. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by magarity · · Score: 1

      Only in a world where two people can have identical IQs, not in the real world where everyone is different
       
      What the heck??? IQ is measured on an integer scale! Think about what you've written!

    18. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that IQ follows a normal distribution. In a normal distribution the mean is the average.

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    19. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And because my ruler has mm divisions, nothing smaller than a mm exists?

    20. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by paulm · · Score: 1
      most people DID understand the underlying mechanics of what was going on. They COULD do things command-line and know precisely what to expect to receive back

      That's just a different interface. You think knowing the cmd line means that you understand the mechanics of what is going on because you consider the cmd line to be "low level". A person who wrote the OS would look at both of you (old school cmd line user and new school ui user) and say that neither of you understand the mechanics of what is going on.

      And really, the people who designed the CPU or BIOS might claim that the operating system writer doesn't really understand the mechanics of what is going on.

      I read your comment as a deeper seated resentment against things changing. The truth is that if somebody wanted to they could make a system with no cmd line at all.

      I mean really, I like the cmd line, but there's nothing more fundamental about it than ui. It may seem like it because cmd line leans towards funcationality and ui leans towards intuitive interaction.

    21. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Still, if you're going to come up with a median, there must be some means of measurement, and it must be possible to rate people on a scale. However it's measured and in whatever units, there's the possibility that multiple people (especially given such a large sample as "all people") will be measured to have the same intelligence. In such a case, it becomes possible for the median to fail to produce a 50/50 split.

      Which leads to my "not necessarily". Even if it's pretty likely that it would produce a 50/50 split, or something very close, it won't necessarily produce a 50/50 split.

      Am I wrong?

    22. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by m50d · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, statistically, intelligence is normally distributed so half the people you meet are below the mean. And besides, average can refer to any of mean, median or mode.

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    23. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      The original proposition was, "Remember, statistically, half of the people you meet are below average." The poster was making a point about "intelligence", of which IQ is only loosely related. The point is about some fuzzy concept of "intelligence" that we can't really measure, but if we could, it's an analog function, not a digital one. No one will have an identical intelligence.

      Let's put it another way... "half the people you meet are below the median in muscle strength". That we can measure a bit more effectively, but it's still an analog function. No two people are going to be exactly as strong down to the nanogram.

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    24. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      For most topics ...

      Statistically, more than half of the people you meet are below the average.

      Unless that topic happens to be "What's on TV tonight?"

    25. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Except that the poster (implied) a point about intelligence, not IQ, which is only passingly related.

      In any case, I highly doubt that IQ is absolutely exactly a normal distribution.

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    26. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      I never specified what it is that is average, your claim is as right as it is false, in this case on average your comment does not matter to mee ;-)

    27. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're screwed any way you slice it if there are a non-even number of people on Earth at the time. Which means unless you start chopping people in half you're not going to get a true 50/50 the majority of the time unless you do have a perfect averaging mechanism for the task (I lean towards using the median).

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    28. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by geeber · · Score: 1

      Slashdot - where no nit is too small to pick!

    29. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Remember, statistically, half of the people you meet are below average.
      Wrong. I'm not dealing with a random sample.

    30. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      In any case, I highly doubt that IQ is absolutely exactly a normal distribution

      Yes it is. It's a normed metric - 15 points/sigma.

    31. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, interesting. I didn't know that. Ah well, it's a still a pretty useless number. :)

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    32. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      The point is about some fuzzy concept of "intelligence" that we can't really measure

      How do you come up with a median of something you can't measure? In fact, let's back up-- how do you do any statistical analysis with something that you can't attach number values to?

      Let's put it another way... "half the people you meet are below the median in muscle strength". That we can measure a bit more effectively, but it's still an analog function. No two people are going to be exactly as strong down to the nanogram.

      Are you seriously suggesting that it's not possible to get identical measurements of two different analog values? Pick a unit. Muscle strength, to the nanogram? Are you saying it's impossible that, if you measured billions of people, that any 2 would be measured to have the same muscle strength, to the nanogram?

      Ok, let's just drop it. It's getting off-topic.

    33. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any distribution the mean is the average. Mean and average are synonyms. I think you meant "In a normal distribution the median is the average."

    34. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by M00NIE · · Score: 1
      That's just a different interface. You think knowing the cmd line means that you understand the mechanics of what is going on because you consider the cmd line to be "low level". A person who wrote the OS would look at both of you (old school cmd line user and new school ui user) and say that neither of you understand the mechanics of what is going on.
      I don't fundamentally disagree with what you're saying here, but if you look at the interface of command line, you're a lot closer to your hardware when you're making commands that allocate memory, irq's and interrupts through it than you are when your gui just "handles" everything automatically. You KNOW what you set, why you set it and how. If something goes wrong, you can change it with relative ease and comfort. In the gui case, you're befuddled. Maybe you try some pointless thing like deleting the device and letting the gui set it up wrong again and other such things, but ultimately, you're not digging into the heart of the problem. Most likely (in my experience) you don't even know there's something to dig into.
      And really, the people who designed the CPU or BIOS might claim that the operating system writer doesn't really understand the mechanics of what is going on.
      Absolutely, but you're comparing apples to oranages here - cpu and bios designers versus techs. I'm comparing techs then to techs now. A closer relevence.
      I read your comment as a deeper seated resentment against things changing. The truth is that if somebody wanted to they could make a system with no cmd line at all.
      Sorry you see it this way, because I don't have any resentment towards things changing. I do resent having to teach people who really ought to understand this MORE than I've ever had to in the past about just really basic stuff. The technology changes themselves actually fascinate and intrigue me. I enjoy using a lot of them too, but unlike newer people in the support industry, I ask a very fundamental question "how". As in "how does my blackberry receive text messages" instead of simply accepting it and hoping nothing comes around to bite me in the proverbial ass later for not knowing.
      I mean really, I like the cmd line, but there's nothing more fundamental about it than ui. It may seem like it because cmd line leans towards funcationality and ui leans towards intuitive interaction.
      I think I covered my feelings on the differences of this earlier.
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    35. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically that would be just under half. By one.

    36. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost, the correct statement is 1/2 the people you meet are at or below the median IQ.

      Doesn't have quite the same ring, eh?

      "In probability theory and statistics, the median is a number that separates the highest half of a sample, a population, or a probability distribution from the lowest half. More precisely 1/2 of the population will have values less than or equal to the median and 1/2 of the population will have values equal to or greater than the median.

      To find the median of a finite list of numbers, arrange all the observations from lowest value to highest value and pick the middle one. If there are an even number of observations, one often takes the mean of the two middle values. "


      http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/Median
      Example 1: median is the second three
      1,2,3,3,3,4,5

      Example 2: median is between the second and third three
      1,2,3,3,3,3,4,5

      Depending on what your are running statistics on Example 2 may or may not be a valid method of doing this. If it is not then Example 3 is commonly used.

      Example 3: median is the second and third three
      1,2,3,3,3,3,4,5,

    37. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      You're right. I always confuse the words mean, median and average. I think the original grandparent post must have been talking about the median, which as I'm sure you know isn't always the same as the mean (arithmetic mean to be more precise).

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    38. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, statistically, intelligence is normally distributed so half the people you meet are below the mean.

      No. Statistically, IQs are normally distributed so half the people you meet are below the mean. IQs are distributed this way because the tests are designed to have that result. This says nothing about the nature of intelligence.

    39. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but really all the smart people are inside so really its more like 70% of people you meet are below the median

    40. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the great myths of our time. IQ is very important, and becoming more so. Read "The Bell Curve" (you can skip the infamous chapter 13 - about race - if it disturbs you, it doesn't really affect the book's thesis. Or if you wnat a more in depth study. try to scare up a copy of "The g Factor" by Arthur Jensen.

    41. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      I don't argue that IQ measures *something*, the question is what is actually does measure, and I submit that what it measures is only loosely correlated to what we think of as intelligence.

      Or to put it another way, I don't think you can reduce intelligence to a single number.

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    42. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by bradbeattie · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Mean, median, mode. They're all a type of average.

    43. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      "In a normal distribution the median is the average."

      Very true. However, in a sample from a normal distribution, the sample median may not be the sample average.

    44. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by ShadyG · · Score: 1

      No, perhaps statistically half of the people you meet are below the median. I live in a self-selecting world wherein significantly more than half of the people I meet are above the median.

    45. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by witch · · Score: 1

      While statistically correct, is it not also true that the "Average Intelligence" (i.e. an IQ of 100) is defined as the median? Would it not also follow then that half of the people out there are of below-average intelligence?

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    46. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Malc · · Score: 1

      It can't be a normal distribution. There's no such thing as -100 IQ! IQ is bounded on one end by zero (probably more from a practical sense) - is there an upper bound?

    47. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, half the people you meet have below average skill with statistics.

    48. Re:Old people are just as stupid. by m50d · · Score: 1
      No. Statistically, IQs are normally distributed so half the people you meet are below the mean. IQs are distributed this way because the tests are designed to have that result.

      IQ tests were originally used for children and the sole result was mental age, which was then converted to the number IIRC by simply writing it as a percentage of their calendar age. It was only when they were extended to adults that the distribution of results was fixed as N(100,15), which matched the distribution in children. So if you're willing to accept mental age as an indicator of intelligence, which, yes, has plenty of flaws but can you suggest a better measure?, then intelligence is normal.

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  7. People getting bored in 2 secs of doing nothing by eebra82 · · Score: 0

    "You are the only one in the Wall Mart checkout line not talking on a cell phone to pass the time while waiting for your turn to pay"

    Yeah whatever, I've seen people talk on the phone when it's suddenly calling THEM. So many are obviously bullshitting the "I'm popular" thingie.

  8. It is somewhat true by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I feel kind of odd watching flamewars about who is tougher and more hardcore, C++ or some other language group, and I think to myself, "maybe they should have to actually deal with assembly, logic, and bits for real before they start talking hardcore. I remember when we were putting together kits out of catalogs with hex pads and light up bulbs and calling it computing.

    Oh well. I think all this excitement has gotten to me. I'm going to go take a nap now. Where's my cane?

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    1. Re:It is somewhat true by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      No *doubt*!!!! I can't even program in 'real' languages, because I learned Assembler first! I remember writing mods back in the day (I actually still have WOWII on my computer, I just can't get it to run)! Or having to write special OS instructions in a specific way and reboot off of floppy to get Doom to run! Or even even even...... copying Fortran code out of the back of Byte Magazine and compiling it into a computer game. 14 days of code for one AWESOME asteroid knock off!!! (it was a family Vic-20, I couldn't be on it all the time) Only to be saved to a CASSETTE tape that was connected to the computer. Remember our parents bitching about the burnin on the family TV???

      For the record, I'm only 32!!!! I'm not old by any stretch. An no, I can't text message real well, I can barely use my cell phone, and I don't IM but 3 people. Heh. So what, I'm squarely in the middle of GenX, what are they calling the new one? Heheheh. Gen Hilton?

      Jho

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    2. Re:It is somewhat true by gwait · · Score: 1

      Bob: Luxury! We used to Dream of using bits for logic! We used to have to use rocks to run our video games, that we had to pry out of the cold hard ground with our tongues!
      Fred: Ah, you had it easy then! We never even had rocks, we had to wait for the first generation suns to explode before there were any rocks! We used to have to move protons around, and we were never sure where we left them, or when we last saw them!

      (Sorry, I just watched the four welchmen Monty Python skit last week....)

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    3. Re:It is somewhat true by m50d · · Score: 1

      I coded in 6502 assembler. C++ took me longer to learn. Sure, it's a lot more powerful, but have you seen the size of the lanuage reference? A poor C++ programmer can do more than all but the brightest assembler programmers dreamed of, but to be a great, or even a good C++ programmer takes an enormous amount of skill.

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    4. Re:It is somewhat true by Nethead · · Score: 1

      It does amaze me how few "techs" don't know shit about electricty. Every so often I pull out the old logic probe and start poking around in a box... scares the crap outta em!

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    5. Re:It is somewhat true by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      That has little do do with generations and everything to do with the fact that computer technician just isn't a skilled job in the same sense as a power engineer or Electronic Engineer. The sheer number of kids out of high school or out of some 4 week training course who can do the job just fine is proof.

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    6. Re:It is somewhat true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my first CS class we are starting with digital logic, then our first lab requiring programming is in assembly. Not enough to be very useful, but enough to respect it.

  9. I'm almost 30... by Shads · · Score: 1

    ... and I understand alot more than the younger generation does for the most part, but I still wish I had been born 30-50 years later or 10 years earlier.

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    1. Re:I'm almost 30... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you still can't spell the words "a lot"

    2. Re:I'm almost 30... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your grasp of the English language reflects your overall level of useful knowledge. In your case, ignorantly using "alot" speaks volumes to your intelligence, and that leads us to believe you probably understand little of anything, without even considering age brackets. One old tradition that seems to help with problems like yours is reading. You should try it. You will notice that any respectable literature separates the words "a" and "lot," much like it separates the words "a" and "little." That you haven't noticed in your unknown number of years in our English-speaking country, and your general inability to notice repeating patterns, tells me that you are way overqualified to be a /. editor. I have to agree with you on one point, though, and that is that anyone under about age 30 is probably woefully undereducated, and they don't even realize how fscking stupid they are.

    3. Re:I'm almost 30... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be a new moderation: +1 PWNED!

    4. Re:I'm almost 30... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never wish you were 10 years older. If your wish suddenly came true, the first thought in your head would be "Damn, I feel tired. I wish I was ten years younger..."

    5. Re:I'm almost 30... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the irony.

  10. That's how it's supposed to work by gamer4Life · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many people can produce a fire out of just sticks?

    Fact is, our society is becoming increasingly specialized, and it's no surprise that some people won't understand the technology behind it even though they use it frequently. They're just specialized in other things, that's all.

    As long as *somebody* knows how the technology works (engineers and scientists), there isn't a need to worry.

    1. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many people can produce a fire out of just sticks?

      Depends... are the sticks USB-enabled?

    2. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by drudd · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=creating+fire+with+ sticks/

      Knowledge is simply not as important as it once was. Most things worth knowing are easily accessible through information tools. The ability to use these tools to locate and process complex information and apply it is far more important.

      Doug

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    3. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Poster asks: How many people can produce a fire out of just sticks?

      I can, I can... I use these things called "matches"

    4. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      No, but can download a driver, change the COM ports, and reboot.

    5. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

      Robert A. Heinlein

    6. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by anjrober · · Score: 1

      I do, I do. I had to do it once in scouts...(wow, even for slashdot that sounds geeky). here is a URL to the process http://www.inquiry.net/outdoor/skills/seton/rubbin g_fire.htm

      I would end with, it's hard, real hard. took 8 hours the day I did it...

    7. Re:That's how it's supposed to work by kdart · · Score: 1

      I think it would be a bit hard to do a Google search when you are lost in the forest. ;-) Still, it is always good to be prepared and study these things beforehand.

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  11. It works both ways by Monoman · · Score: 1

    Ask some of the geezers how things communicate/interoperate with other systems. I have found that the problem is that people that historically worked on isolated systems have no clue how modern interconnected systems work. They may know how the old systems work but they sure don't know how the new systems work.

    This issue really transcends age. Curious people tend to find out how things work and some people don't care how things work.

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  12. I think... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    My comment in a friend's JE a few days ago explains exactly what this guy is grumping about. Unfrotunately, I don't know if this trend will change. We're breeding Eloi at a faster rate every decade. Wells' fears may well come true in shorter time than he predicted in The Time Machine.

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    1. Re:I think... by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I just modded up your original comment, because it is so very true. It's not that kids these days are not as smart or as educated as their forebears. They're simply not as curious. Few if any bother to ask how things work, or why. Instead, they've been trained to be Good Little Consumers(tm).

      I'm only 37 myself, and I didn't see much of this in my generation either. There were certainly fewer geeks in my day than in the previous generation. Soon I'm afraid "geek" will refer to someone who only prefers non-mainstream culture, and shows no inclination to explore.

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  13. The young will build new technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should be no surprise. It's always been this way. The AVERAGE teenager uses IM and doesn't know how it works. Then again, the average teenager isn't going to be growing up to learn to build an IM client.

    We will always need new inventors to create new things. These people will be young, and they will know how things work. They, however, won't know how to market their product. Here's where that teenager that used IM but doesn't know how it works comes it.

    Specialization is the key to our efficient progress. The teenager using IM to communicate more efficiently is great. However, not using tools just because you don't know how they work is just ignorant.

    Trust me, there are plenty of young people who know how things work. They may not know how alot of older technology works, but they will create new ones to replace them.

  14. I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I am a geezer (I'm 43). I have a bunch of VAXen in my basement, I run OpenBSD on them, and I still don't understand why I need more than 32MB of memory to run Windows (or any OS for that matter)

    I don't have a cell phone because the quality just sucks, and I've never Instant-Messaged anyone.

    However, I also have a Mac Mini, an MP3 player, I don't listen to traditional "broadcast" radio anymore...streaming radio all the way, baby! I've been testing out the latest Ubuntu release this week ...and I'm on Slashdot, so I must be 733t.

    So? What am I? A Geezer or a Young blood.

    TDz.

  15. Author unable to define states by Lumpy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Being "with-it" and on the phone all the time and available online al lthe time and being CONTROLLED by others is not much different. I do not answer my cellphone or not talk on it because I choose not to, i do not want to be bothered by you. Same goes for when I turn off my crackberry on a regualr basis.

    If the younger crowd likes being slaves to their peers and friend then they can enjoy their slavery. I choose to be in full control of contact. and fortunately by 13 year old daughter does the same. she always has her cellphone off when she does not want to ttalk to anyone because it keeps her friends from controlling her time.

    same as IM.. she get's on talks and then shut's down. she finds her friends that broadcast what they are doing with their away settings "creepy-needy". her words for it.

    it sounds like the out of control "hip and younger crowd" tries to act that way. but then I find lots of the 15-20 somethings faking that they are on the phone at stores and in their cars... trying to look hip.

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    1. Re:Author unable to define states by rcamera · · Score: 1

      I find lots of the 15-20 somethings faking that they are on the phone at stores and in their cars

      and how, pray tell, do you know they're faking? are you that creepy old guy that grabbed my phone the other day in the supermarket and made sure someone was on the other end? i'm calling bs on this one...

      your daughter doesn't sound too smart. do you realize that she can keep the phone on and just not pick up if it's not someone she wants to talk to? there's this new-fangled technology known as "caller id" - it usually gives a phone number/name of the caller. this should help to decide "gee, i don't want to talk to stacy. i'll hit the 'cancel' button" or "gee, my dad never calls unless it's important".

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    2. Re:Author unable to define states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d it is really easy. Walking in the store or standing in line the dweebs that stand there with the phone up to their head saying nothing. The fun ones is when they are doing that trying to act cool and the phone rings full volume in their ear. I really love that one. The best is the poser sitting in his Piece of Crap car leaining in to the middoe with his phone platered to his ear but the stereo is cranked. Yeah buddy, we believe you.

      What lumpy is talking about is being O B S E R V A N T. something you obviousally have no clue about. Maybe you need to got to school and learn that secret trick.

      Most people in the 15-20 age braket like to be posers.... look at the oversize pants dangling... ooohh wanting to act and dress like the black kids because their white ass is not origional enough to dress on their own. but the fin part is the Tattoo craze... getting a tat to simply copy everyone else... gawd that lame ass barbed wire around the arm is so fricking a poser identifier.

      If you want a tat get one for a real reason and then get a REAL TAT that says something. not this poser shit that everyone is getting.

      Lumpy is dead on. Hell the dewwbs here at college do it all the fricking time.

  16. Of course they don't know anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have MTV, Jackass, and reality TV.

  17. I resent the comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As 25 year old computer science graduate, I resent the comment "HOW the things work, and they have no idea" The fact of the matter is, the geezers barely understand how the internet works or the potential there.

    Geezer speak: iPod, iWuh?
    Youngling: dumb ass.

    1. Re:I resent the comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the web/usenet/irc are any indication, the internet is a fucking waste of time.

  18. How things work... by rabid_sith · · Score: 1, Funny
    Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea.

    That's what repair shops and 1-800 numbers are for.
    1. Re:How things work... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      That's what repair shops and 1-800 numbers are for.

      Don't you mean Wal-Mart and the Chinese?

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  19. Cry me a river. by doubleyewdee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Adds Dinosaur: "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.""

    Okay, go explain how the Cotton Gin, steam locomotion, automobiles, electricity, the telephone system, the over-the-air broadcasting system you use to watch Wheel of Fortune, etc work. Oh, you can't? Then shut up and stop whining.

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    1. Re:Cry me a river. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Okay, go explain how the Cotton Gin, steam locomotion, automobiles, electricity, the telephone system, the over-the-air broadcasting system you use to watch Wheel of Fortune, etc work.

      I learned that while reading "how things work" books. Of course, that was while my friends were playing football, and their sisters were talking about their boyfriends...
      :( I feel pathetic now.

    2. Re:Cry me a river. by thunderbee · · Score: 1

      You don't know? I pity you. I could explain every one of your examples. And then some.

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    3. Re:Cry me a river. by winkydink · · Score: 1

      You mean to say, you don't know how these work? More's the pity.

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    4. Re:Cry me a river. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Thanks for saying it first and better.

    5. Re:Cry me a river. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've installed, or repaired portions of all of the above systems (except the cotton gin). Steam as a hobby, the rest for money.
      I'm currently re-learning programming, since I haven't touched any code (except a bit of shell scripting here and there) in almost 20 years.
      What was your point?

    6. Re:Cry me a river. by phriedom · · Score: 1

      Actually, my old tech guru COULD explain to you how the cotton gin, steam locomotion, internal-combustion engine (diesel or gas, 1-stroke, 2-stroke, flathead, hybrid-electric, etc.) electricity (generation, storage, communication etc.) electronics (digital, analog, AC or DC, vacuum tubes, transistors, ICs, SiGe, TTL, LVTTL, ECL, PECL, 10GbE, etc.) telephone, over-the-air broadcasting (FM, AM, HAM, VHF, UHF, or HDTV) And he was at the leading edge of making fiber-optics really work, while at the same time he preferred to program in FORTH.

      But me? I'm 35, I have no idea how radio works.

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    7. Re:Cry me a river. by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Cotton gin - drums with hooks that basically mechanically carded the wool - I can ge more detailed if you'd like

      Steam Locomotion - as I'm in the middle of building a 2.5"/1ft scale engine, I'd BETTER know how this works - getting the blast pipe adjusted is fun...

      Electricity - well, I was an electronics tech for 10 years - built my share of SR memory circuits from transistors

      Telephone system - circa what era? Pulse dial (steppers) - cross rod? Modern switches? The fact that most analog audio electronics on the pro level is still compatible with the standards set back when by Western Electric...

      Over the air broadcasting? I'm a ham, and used to by the assistant cheif eng of a small AM radio station...

      Spent part of today discussing video signals with the techs at work (major TV network) and they were shocked that a "Mere programmer" actually could look at the video signals, and discuss what was likely happening, and more importantly, how to fix it, and what the tradeoffs are

      I can also run a lathe (wood and metal), mill, tablesaw, jointer (again, wood and metal), plainer (never run a metal plainer, but...), I can weld a bit, have fully renovated more than 1 house (can't plaster very well however - I can spackle) - I call a pro when I need a wiped lead bend done, but that has (mostly) been replaced by PVC

      I don't ask that people understand how most of this is done - but it would be nice if people had a general idea of the topic, if not the ability

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  20. But what's truly more complex? by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's take your example of assembly versus C++ versus some other language. Consider the software that was written in assembly back in the 1950s and 1960s. Sure, there were some pretty impressive pieces of work. Various compilers, OS/360, and whatnot. But compared to software today, such items are of a level of complexity often expected from first or second year undergraduate Comp. Sci. students.

    Sure, we're not using assembly today, but even some of the more minor systems implemented in C++ are far more complex than anything that was written in pure assembly several decade ago. I mean, look at something like an optimizing JIT Java virtual machine or a .NET runtime. Those are fairly complex motherfuckers. Far more complex than anything that was even conceived a few decades back.

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    1. Re:But what's truly more complex? by MankyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to flame a fire (you are correct of course) but that's not the original posters point. If anything, you add to his point. Programs written in assembly (and other low level languages) were very simple, but that's because it was a monumental undertaking to write them.

      Just because CS1 students are expected to write programs that were once at the pinnacle of computer science doesn't mean that programming the same applications in assembly is any easier.

      Just wanted to point out the obvious...

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    2. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the point entirely. Someone who coded assembler understands how machines work. Most programmers do not. They rely on the compilers and interpreters to do the work, which can be fair enough until something goes wrong. But someone has to write the lower level stuff, understand datasheets from manufacturers, and get the best out of crummy hardware, especially when dealing cheapo embedded products were a cents saved in manufacturer is important.

      Of course, most programmers don't need this level of knowledge, hey, most probably shouldn't be programmers in the first place, but that's another issue. But the reality is that those that understand the nuts and bolts can jump in and out of languages with ease, and write robust code. A number of today's programmers are point and click junkies, hoping their IDE keeps them in a job.

      Before you spout about old assembler, when I was coding on Sperry mainframes that are considered pure junk today, I had 32 general purpose 32 bit registers at my disposal! Compare that to the 3 in x86!

    3. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Kefaa · · Score: 1

      Sure, we're not using assembly today, but even some of the more minor systems implemented in C++ are far more complex than anything that was written in pure assembly several decade ago.

      The idea that it is dead or less complex is just inaccurate and that is the point being made. Decades ago, assembler was how they created the first multi-threaded (to use current terminology) applications on the mainframe. The idea that systems are less complex, except in the UI level, is an misunderstanding of what was done and continues to be done on some of the largest, fastest processing systems in use today.

      Claims processing, airline tracking, financial trades, and systems where tens of thousands of transactions need to occur in seconds were and continue to be supported and developed in assembler. If you live in the US, most states still run a large portion of their internal systems using assembler programs.

    4. Re:But what's truly more complex? by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Those are fairly complex motherfuckers. Far more complex than anything that was even conceived a few decades back.

      And, being one of those young bloods at 24 and comparitively new to the industry.. this is one of the problems with it from my perspective. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

      A lot of the projects I've seen have been unnessecarily complex. They use java and .net, which was designed to make everything simpler. But its like the developers need to make up for it somehow, and they make the system unnessecarily complex. Universities teach the complexities required of good C and assembly design, but concentrate on teaching and pushing java - so students leave university and go out, java and .NET in hand, and design software that would make a C programmer cry.

      Software is rarely more complex than it was 10 years ago - hell, its doing mostly the same thing - and yet I get developers coming to me saying we need to drop $100,000 grand on hardware to support their application. I get what their application does, and I cant fathom how it requires so many resources to do it.

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    5. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Evro · · Score: 1

      I agree. The reason for creating a high level language is so that you don't have to worry about the low level problems you encounter in assembler, and can focus more on solving a problem than fighting with the tool you're using.

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    6. Re:But what's truly more complex? by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're missing my point (and maybe I wasn't clear). The core of all higher languages is in the end the basic logic of binary circuits. Understand AND, NAND, OR, NOR, XOR, etc., and binary math, and that everything devolves to those foundations and you have a better grasp on what you can do with the higher concepts. I rather think the explosion of applications on every platform with crappy memory management and bloat is directly related to this. Coders of today do not understand anything about stacks and registers and limitations. Frugality, Occam's Razor, and other important principles are ignored and heck, never even learned. Just throw everything you want in there and since you don't know why any of the snippets does what it does in machine code, you won't know when a compiler is going to do its designed thing and result in problems. If you did know, you would have written things differently. The law of unintended consequences can be hemmed in by understanding the finer grained lower levels of any complex system. It isn't for nothing that the people who design and build engines have to know something of metallurgy, mechanical engineering, materials engineering, machining, etc. What the little tiny bits of metal will do in response to the doings of the big complex engine is important. So too is it with programming.

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    7. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      I mean, look at something like an optimizing JIT Java virtual machine or a .NET runtime. Those are fairly complex motherfuckers.

      I think he means when those programmers are going about their business and all of a sudden they see "Out of Memory". Instead of looking for the infitite loop they just created, they call their hardware guy to add more memory.

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    8. Re:But what's truly more complex? by magarity · · Score: 1

      even some of the more minor systems implemented in C++ are far more complex than anything that was written in pure assembly
       
      The point is that people who back when wrote only in assembly understood there were registers in the CPU and how they interacted with the rest of the system. A modern graduate who knows how to program in C++ or Java may have taken an intro course that mentioned registers but has long since forgotten even taking the class. The original article isn't about complexity at any particular level. It's about understanding the underlying computer hardware.

    9. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Lots of complex ideas were concieved back when. However they couldn't easily produce a quad 2GHz CPU system with 8 gigs of RAM and a 4 terabyte RAID array back then.

      Modern programming techniques seem to trade CPU-use/data-size efficiency for ease of programming. Which is OK by todays standards, but a few decades back most of them were totally unreasonable. What we have now I don't think is so much a matter of complexity, but of layering.

      Our brains haven't evolved that much in one generation to support that much of a superiority complex.

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    10. Re:But what's truly more complex? by suitepotato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. In the same way that BASIC programmers had bad tendencies to not combine their loops and do the math to make it so and thus created nine thousand repeats of essentially the same routing, today's programmers on C++, etc. tend to look at the coolness of what they are doing and not at the things that code represent to the machine. Instead of their code generating the smallest most correct executables, they generate massively wonky ones which unnecessarily replicate basic operations over and over, which may generate stack, register, buffer, etc. issues in concert with other processes, etc.

      I'm NOT arguing that they need write in assembly or binary. I AM arguing, I guess, that the traditional CS foundations of logic and math are important to understanding the bigger picture in the most meaningful way. Even if you never take a CS course, being able to go through an old compiler theory textbook and grasp what they mean is a good way to find new understanding in C at which point you understand that there was deeper meaning to Kernighan's and Ritchie's guide than just how C worked. Any language needs to base itself around those core principles and insist on the programmers understanding them.

      Which is why I get that shaking head and rolling eyes thing whenever I see an explosion of interest for a new language whose very structure looks to me like spaghetti before anything is written with it and all the praise revolves around it being new, cool, object oriented, or some other buzzphrase. Maybe the languages before were'nt in need or replacement, just the people using them or at least a refresher in the basics.

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    11. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that in Ye Olde Days, a programmer had to understand all of that complexity because he had to code it himself. Today's systems are more complex, but the average programmer only has to understand the interfaces presented by various pre-packaged APIs and components that hide the complexity -- which was presumably understood by the specialist programmers who designed those components.

      The sad truth of the matter is that both the oldbies and the newbies are wrong. Contrary to what the oldbies think, the field is now sufficiently large that it's not possible to understand all of the complexities, and you don't need to understand all of them. The newbies, on the other hand, are so wrapped up in their reflexive sophomoric belief that new = better that they miss the valuable point that their predecessors are making: sometimes, you can write better software if you know what's going on inside the black box.

      This reminds me of the pointless flamewar that erupts from time to time between hard-core assembly language programmers and the users (but seldom the developers) of optimizing compilers. There is a popular but mistaken belief that today's optimizing compilers can outperform hand-coded assembly. Even for some fairly trivial cases, this is simply not true, but you have to be an experienced assembly language programmer to even make the comparison between human-generated and machine-generated code.

      What I think the oldbies are really lamenting -- at least *I* am lamenting it, having been programming since the punch-card era -- is the declining level of skill necessary to write software. In the old days, it had to be not only good, but actually excellent code, because the hardware wasn't fast or capacious enough to handle the kind of code that's the norm these days. No one -- well, very few of us -- wrote code in assembly language because we wanted to; we did it because we had to. And from this, there was the usual pride that arises from what amounted to fine craftsmanship. Nowadays, the economics of software development have shifted so that it is just too goddamn expensive to build code that way, not that it's more expensive than it ever was, but because it's so much cheaper to throw some fresh junior college grads at it and call it good. That they come complete with the arrogance of ignorance only adds insult to injury.

      This is not the first time this has happened. You heard similar complaints from all of the craftsmen who were put out of work by the industrial revolution. Fine, hand-crafted furniture is stronger, longer-lasting, and (arguably) more attractive than the particle-board and veneered junk that comes out of industrial furniture factories, but no one can afford the "good" stuff anymore, and the cheap junk is good enough.

      The difference in quality is not imaginary. Compare the old MS-DOS editor, QEdit, with the trivial and ubiquitous Unix editor, PICO. QEdit, which was written in assembly language and is completely statically linked, weighed in somewhere around 48k and included vastly more capabilities as well as a fairly sophisticated macro language. PICO, which doesn't have much in the way of capabilities at all and is written in a high-level language, weighs in at 171k and then dynamically links in some more libraries, occupying over a meg of RAM before it has even loaded a file.

      Would the average user notice any difference in performance if all code was written the old way? Yes, especially -- but not exclusively -- on older machines. The problem is that the average user couldn't afford to buy software built that way, any more than the average person can afford to furnish their entire home with fine handcrafted furniture.

      What surprises me, however, is that in the free software world, where such economic considerations do not apply, the free apps are often not much better than the equivalent commercial apps. OpenOffice and MS Office, for example, are both big, lumbering, resource-hungry hogs whose resour

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    12. Re:But what's truly more complex? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      We don't need to understand assembly today and when you give some examples of code that weren't written in assembly you identify two applications that either turn chunks of assembly (for some virtual machine) into chunks of assembly (for a real machine) or intepret assembly (for some virtual machine). Am I the only one who sees some irony here?

      Additionally, people have been writing compilers for decades. They've been 'transcoding' between machines (and virtual machines) for decades, They've been publishing challenging papers on the conmputer science of optimisation on weird and wonderful hardware for decades. I'm not convinced your examples would have been "beyond conception" a few decades ago.

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    13. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not using assembly when you write a JIT or managed runtime?

      Ummm...interesting.
      How do you just-in-time *compile* then?
      Compile to what?
      Intermediate language you say... Isn't that just assembly?
      This is typical ... I bet you studied computer science.

      I think that computer science should be taught from the bottom up like how most EE/CEs are taught. Start with logic gates and work your way up to building a simple programmable computer out of them - it doesn't need to be complicated - hell, don't even pipeline it. This will force the student to understand what assembly language really is - it should also solidify the concept of "stored program" and the concepts of memory and addressing. Then, after having forced them to program it - this will clearly motivate the need for higher level languages at which point you can introduce them to C (don't shoot me). C is really just a shorthand for assembly that takes care of the stack for you, does some simple memory management and also automates register allocation. Perhaps you can get them to program a simple embedded computer system in C. After having to spend lots of hours and tedium figuring out how to manage memory and other resources like devices, they should be VERY motivated to understand the concept of an operating system which manages those things for you while at the same time providing some level of protection from shooting yourself in the foot.

      At this point you can move on to the higher level abstractions - like data structures, algorithms, automatic garbage collection etc... etc...

      At this point, hopefully the student understands what a computer really is and is better able to make judgements about how to best utilize his computing resources.

    14. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you are completely wrong.

      First off you mentioned s/360, you are aware we are on z/OS now, and there was various OS's released by IBM in between, although programming in 24 bit is still common and thanks to IBM, s/360 programs will run on s/390, z/OS, etc..

      But I digress, I still code in Asm, and the programs actually hook into SVC's in the OS. I also do channel subsystems, TCP/IP, etc. Basically any REAL computing (read, NOT fancy graphics) is still done in asm by a LOT of people, and it is pretty damn complex. Remember, good chunks of Windows are written in ASM, it just wouldn't work any other way. You need to know machine code for many things C/++ wouldn't handle or handle's poorly.

      (I also use REXX from time to time). You think I'm crazy? Just wait till IBM releases the next version! ;)

    15. Re:But what's truly more complex? by azrider · · Score: 1

      All of the above comments are missing the point. When I started in this field (professionally in 1977, as a hobby in 1974), there was a need to write tight, efficient code. As a result, you saw programs written to do one thing right, not include the kitchen sink in a "good enough" way. Now, if a program needs more memory to function (how many people actually use all of the functions available in *Office programs), the common fix is to throw more memory/disk/whatever at it. Did anyone stop to ask "Do you really need this to do the task at hand?"? When you write programs by a) punching up a bunch of cards (not too bad); b) keying the information to a paper tape (make one typo and see what happens); or c) flipping switches on a panel one at a time to store operation codes and data directly into memory (try to find the bug then), you naturally tend to want the program to do ONLY what is necessary for that task to be completed. Now, the preferred way (since we have GUI's instead of KSR33's) is to simply comment out what we don't want

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    16. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      Tangentially related, I think:

      The other day I decided to make a chicken egg incubator. My first inclination was to control the temperature with a USB data acquisition unit connect to my Mac G5. Then I thought, wow, that's dumb, I'd have to keep my computer out of sleep mode for 21 days just to run the damn thing. Then I thought, I'll use a micro-controller. That seemed ugly too. I've now settled on using a thermosister, potentiometer, two voltage dividers, a comparator and an LED. The LED just turns off a store-bought photoelectric switch that is connected to a light-bulb. It works, I can keep the temperature within 1/10 a degree F with it (so far after 3 hours of testing) and it doesn't need a bunch of complicated expensive machinery to do it.

      It reminds me a lot of the gains we used to make going from Basic to assembly language. There is just something deeply satisfying about making things simpler that I think a lot of programmers miss out on.

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    17. Re:But what's truly more complex? by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      The difference in quality is not imaginary. Compare the old MS-DOS editor, QEdit, with the trivial and ubiquitous Unix editor, PICO.
      That's a rather unfair comparison as PICO, originally an editor that was part of PINE, a email client originally for non-Unix literate novices, isn't an especially Unix-like editor and is optional in many distributions of Linux.

      A fairer comparison could be made between the both popular and ubiquitous editors vi, Emacs (well, Emacs would loose the bloat war) and QEdit. QEdit didn't have things like regular expressions that both of them have, and it's macro language is puny next to the things you can do with vim or Emacs. Also vi and others can open files larger than the memory size while QEdit was limited to available memory. (QEdit was considered fancy for being able to load larger files than 64K, a limit most MS-DOS editors had.)

    18. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can probably do this even more easily with a light bulb/socket, some wire, a plug (110v if you are a USian) and a standard thermostat, which will act as a switch to complete/break the circuit.

    19. Re:But what's truly more complex? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      point of order: assembler uses APIs, too. unless you're typing hex or binary straight into a register, you're using an API and a programming language. think you're the balls because you hacked towers of hanoi in MIPS assembler? well "addi" "move" and "jal" are the "JTextField.setText()" and "Vector.getElementAt()" of the past.

      / that's not to say that knowing assembler isn't cool, or isn't important

      PS if you think programming java, c++, or perl aren't complex, you've never tried them.

  21. ComputerWorld - Will Post For Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ComputerWorld's hits are down, so they post on SlashDot to get a boost.

    What's the world coming to?

  22. What a load of crap... by PhatboySlim · · Score: 1
    Despite the popular belief from the "tech old-folks home", us "young guns" studied archaic languages like assembly, fortran, cobol, and the like. While almost all students at my university scoffed at the notion we would not be entirely devoting our learning to oop languages, we soon learned that oop languages came very naturally, quickly, and were easily understood having already had the knowledge of how a computer architecture works.

    Please don't stereotype a younger generation of software developers into a class of lower intelligence and we won't yell at you for driving too slowly in the left hand lane during the morning commute.

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  23. Do you know how fire works? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Many people use things they can't explain. I can't explain the chemical reactions to cooking for example. All I know is when I boil an egg it goes white and hardens so I can eat it.

    We live in an era of ignorance, "It just works" as MS put it. Us geeks are the exception and want to see how things work. Let them become more ignorant and we'll become smarter, make more money off them and maybe we can change the world in 20 years or so because of it.

    Humanity has always revolved around what it knew. The more we know the better chance we have of making the next generation with power. Knowledge is power for a reason..

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    1. Re:Do you know how fire works? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Us geeks are the exception

      Ugh. We geeks, not 'us'. Think "We are the exception".

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    2. Re:Do you know how fire works? by TCM · · Score: 1

      Them damn spelling nazis!

      (I actually think this is a valid expression)

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    3. Re:Do you know how fire works? by value_added · · Score: 1
      Many people use things they can't explain. I can't explain the chemical reactions to cooking for example. All I know is when I boil an egg it goes white and hardens so I can eat it.

      From the Science of Cooking

      An egg white is about 10% protein and 90% water. It's the proteins that cause the egg white to solidify when you cook it. Egg white proteins are long chains of amino acids. In a raw egg, these proteins are curled and folded to form a compact ball. Weak bonds between amino acids hold the proteins in this shape--until you turn up the heat. When heated, the weak bonds break and the protein unfolds. Then its amino acids form weak bonds with the amino acids of other proteins, a process called coagulation. The resulting network of proteins captures water, making a soft, digestible gel.

      Not so hard, was it?

  24. Posters are just as stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    " Remember, people are stupid. "

    Excluding CyberBill of course. He's smart. So all you stupid people should agree with him.

  25. Wishful thinking, meet bitterness by Nijika · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Sad to say, but this is how many in the older baby-boom generation would like to see us. Not because it's true, but because it allows the insecure within their generation to grasp at straws of relevancy.

    We do know "how things work", and worse, we're building new things that they don't understand.

    It would be gracious of baby-boomers to hand over the keys to our generation, as I plan to do to the next generation when they completely usurp my power, but we won't see that from them. Remember, they got the additional name me generation for a damn good reason.

    They'll hold on with as much grip as their tired aging hands, covered in some "revitalizing cream", can muster. Prepare to be belittled and insulted by them again and again until they disappear.

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    1. Re:Wishful thinking, meet bitterness by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      And the sad thing is this generation will do the same thing when it gets old. It's a neverending cycle of bitterness.

    2. Re:Wishful thinking, meet bitterness by MissP · · Score: 1

      wow! dissed an entire generation. pretty amazing.

    3. Re:Wishful thinking, meet bitterness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be gracious of baby-boomers to hand over the keys to our generation, as I plan to do to the next generation when they completely usurp my power, but we won't see that from them.

      You won't see it from you, either. People's point of view changes as they age. By the time your grip on power is starting to slip, the idea of handing it over to those that you will regard as mewling, ignorant babies will horrify you.

      But until then, feel free to celebrate with Generation-X the upcoming passing of the baby boomers. Dance halls and urinals will soon be placed in most every cemetary for celebratory purposes. (But remember, soon enough folks will be dancing on your grave, too...)

    4. Re:Wishful thinking, meet bitterness by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1
      Ya know, I don't think your "-1 Flamebait" was merited. But I also think you're dead wrong.

      I teach the next generation -- math and science, no less. I teach the future designers of computer chips and future researchers of drug absorption in mice. A few of you know how things work and are eager to build great new things that we don't understand. I applaud you.

      The rest of you are content to be half-asleep and get through school by memorizing equations and pushing buttons on the plastic brain on your desk. For you, my job is to wake you up and convince you that you *actually need to learn how things work.* You just do, because you never know when you might have to improvise with a tool, or repair it, or use it to approximate another tool.

      I will continue to tell you this, not because I have some deep-seated antipathy and secret envy of your accomplishments -- but because I want you to succeed and do *more* and *better* things than you are already doing.

      And pay for my Social Security.

      /rant.

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  26. New Tech Devices by timtwobuck · · Score: 1

    New technology gizmos and gadgets are exceedingly easy to use...after a break in period.

    Its very analogous to the Windows vs. Linux arguments. Yes, Linux does stuff great, it can even play windows games via various routes, but learning how to use these new tools is prohibitive to most because there is not a succinct base of knowledge expressed in windows-esque terms. So people don't switch (self-included! *ducks*)

    If you want to be 'hip' to the new technology, buy it, goof around with it. When you get sick of it, goof around for another week, if it still sucks, http://www.ebay.com./ If not, enjoy.

  27. Yes, but ultimately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Aren't we /all/ riding on the backs of those who came before us?

    Let's see your notes on how to lay down paths on silicon, or construct logic gates on silicon, or see your first homemade tube transistor, or the source code you have for harddrive firmware.

    I'm an expert in my field. Yet I am a very long way from understanding all the fundamental intricacies of that which constructs the framework upon which I earn my living. I can write a TSR, yes, but know little about what all the paths are for inside of a CPU, and how they all interact to form a functioning whole.

    The knowledge base the we each posess is reliant upon the discoveries and developments of those who came before us, and has been built-up through years of learning and discovery.

    To mock the next generation for their lack of understanding is akin to mocking a child for not understanding the full complexities of the world. To ridicule that child for knowing that daddy's car can get him to school, yet not knowing that steam is required to force the crude from the shale, into a pipeline, off to a refinery, ad neaseum.

  28. Other way around actually by doombob · · Score: 2, Informative

    To tell you the truth, I've actually seen the knowledge difference the other way around. Many of the older "technology experts" I have known and met, had to learn their computer knowledge as the technology came out. They were true power users, able to maintain and upgrade emerging equipment when Moore's Law actually meant something. But because of my Computer Engineering Education, I've had training in Computer Science, Electrical Engineering, and everything in between. The people I work for don't know about pipelining and load management, etc. Ask THEM how things work and you get a very accurate generalization, but ask some of my peers how things work and you could get a very boring two hour lecture on modern computing from processor to compiler and beyond.

  29. Not so bad...indicative of progress! by Kaellenn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To Dinosaur's quote:

    Of course we're riding on the backs of the older generation; just as the older generation rode on the backs of their elders who designed the technology that made computers possible in the first place. Older generations tend to like to trivialize the accomplishments of the younger generation because "it wouldn't be possible if we hadn't done X" first.

    Of course, nothing you did would be possible unless someone decided to create before you. Thus is the cycle of progress and the older generation trying to trivialize the work of the "new generation" is really self-deprecating; they are basically saying that they would have preferred that their work not spur further innovation.

    Embrace the innovation cycle; recognize that one day, a new generation of people will come along and build further upon your ideas and enjoy the fact that you helped lay the foundation!

  30. Utility. by Limburgher · · Score: 1
    People, generally, will tend to learn as much about a given tech as they need to know to operate. I know C++, PHP, etc. I Have no need to ASM, so I never bothered. If I someday need to accomplish something that's either best done with or only possible through ASM, I'll learn.

    This is typical for most people. The knowledge will be preserved by those who need it, until it is no longer relevant. An example would be how hard it is to find AmigaBASIC hackers.

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  31. It isn't like this is unexpected by PReDiToR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After all, SciFi writers have been predicting this for many years, haven't they?

    I have read many stories where there are generations of knowledge passed down to an elite class of society that are revered by the rest as demigods for their knowledge of how to keep machines running that provide the world with food, air, heating and all the comforts of life.

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    1. Re:It isn't like this is unexpected by Kyru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Demigods huh, where do I sign up for this lucrative and no doubt enjoyable lifestyle?

    2. Re:It isn't like this is unexpected by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatelly what most SciFi writers didnt acurately forecast (although Huxley came close), is that there are actually three casts
      - Brain Cell Extreme Users (They never use them so they are extremely rested, hence the name)
                  Their real use is as counter in the big game
      - Dumb Geeky Nerds (Useless people who do not know the current name of the current starlets boyfriend, are rude and will not fix your computer although it seems that they might be able to)
                  They are necessary to make the big game work, but should not be overpaid because otherwise they might have too much time, and want to
                  participate in the big game.
      - Real Men (Women in this category are honorary "Real Men", ex: Condi Rice) Right Family, Right School, Right "look and feel", no interest whatsoever on "details"
                  They are running the big game

      The goal of the game is to take all the money that there is in the world.

      So lets hope that if some younger nerds do not know that "multiplexed files wrapping an UUCP server are way cooler than sockets and TCP/IP" they are busy reading Max Weber and beefing up their Political Science:

      Time to Strike Back ! And confiscate the big game from the con men

    3. Re:It isn't like this is unexpected by Sigl · · Score: 1
      ...knowledge passed down to an elite class of society that are revered by the rest as demigods...

      From my point of view this is the exact opposite of what reality does. The one that can do everything always has a place but they are almost never the best at any given thing. It is foolish and easy to underestimate their pool of experience they develop, but the people that really get worshipped are the people that do one thing (or a smaller set of things) exceptionally well.

      Perhaps this article is looking at it backwards. Perhaps instead of being afraid of the "Young Blood" not being able to understand these complex systems maybe this is a sign that we managed to design systems that don't require them to know everything about those systems. I'm sure there's a class of problems yet that require a deep understanding to come to the solutions but maybe the articles observation mean that this class of problems has been shrinking. That would be a good thing.

    4. Re:It isn't like this is unexpected by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Except that the tech to produce usable metals has been restricted to .00001% of the population for most of human history, and almost all human societies have relied on metallurgy to some degree, but the blacksmiths, while a few steps up the social ladder, have never been equal to kings or priests. Dependence on technology does not equate to an irrational reverence for those trained to work it, and my guess is that it never will.

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    5. Re:It isn't like this is unexpected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called The Giver, by Lois Lowry

  32. Stupidity? by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why should the average person understand how their cell phone works?

    Seriously, how is it stupidity to simply be ignorant of things that you don't need to know? I don't know how my digital camera works beyond a few of the basics (light shines on CCD, then... er... picture ends up on my flash card), that doesn't stop me from being a reasonably good photographer. I know how to use my camera, how to manipulate the aperture and the shutter time and the ISO to get the picture that I want. Isn't that what counts?

    No person can be an expert on everything, and in my experience the people who try tend to be the real useless ones...

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    1. Re:Stupidity? by Olix · · Score: 3, Funny

      I must say I disapprove of this wave of user friendly technology. Normal people shouldn't be able to use technology, no. They should pay me £70 an hour to do it for them.

    2. Re:Stupidity? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I doubt that even the cell phone engineers know how to build a cellphone from scratch. Do you think the engineer could make a lithium battery or tantalum capacitors? Does this engineer know how to construct a cell tower? Can he write the ATM software for the network?

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    3. Re:Stupidity? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      What cheeses me off is that most normal, mainstream guys will still look at you like you just grew a pair of breasts and your 'nads fell off if you don't know everything there is to know about your car.

      Nobody knows anything about their computer or any other electronics they own, but heaven forbid any man emasculate himself by admitting ignorance about a car.

      Why is it that a person who doesn't know what it means when a car is 4-cylinder or 6-cylinder is a dickless imbescile, and yet a person who looks at you like you have 3 heads when you say the word "gigahertz" is just not a geek?

    4. Re:Stupidity? by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Geez, if I had to all the details of how my computer, my cell phone, my car, my microwave oven, my mitochondria etc. worked, I don't think I would ever have made it through figuring all that stuff out in time to learn my multiplication tables before I died.

      Hell, if I had to learn the particulars of every subsystem on my desktop computer, I don't think I would ever have gotten around to write a single useful program for it.

      You keep your transistors, and I'll take my lexical scoping, and we'll all be happier for it.

    5. Re:Stupidity? by trewornan · · Score: 1
      Why should the average person understand how their cell phone works?

      It depends what you mean by "understand". It is necessary to have a basic understanding of the principles of how things work at an elementary level to know how they should be used.


      In the case of a cell phone, user should understand the basics of radio communication so they understand why they need to turn them off in hospitals, etc. So they don't panic every time there's some stupid health scare about cell phones cooking your brain. And so on and on and on.


      The example you give of a digital camera is a good example "the light falls on a CCD and the pictures end up in flash memory" probably is all users generally need to know - the problem is many don't even know that. Tell them digital cameras emit dangerous radiation to "see" the picture and (if you're convincing) many will probably believe you.


    6. Re:Stupidity? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      The example you give of a digital camera is a good example "the light falls on a CCD and the pictures end up in flash memory" probably is all users generally need to know - the problem is many don't even know that. Tell them digital cameras emit dangerous radiation to "see" the picture and (if you're convincing) many will probably believe you.

      Q's that the average user would have on your statement.
      What's a CCD? First time I heard of something called "CCD" it meant "sunday school".
      Flash Memmory? what's that? a flash is something that emits bright light isn't it?

      Now your average geek like us not only knows how these things work, but in some of our cases how to design one. However, the average person doesn't even understand our basic acronyms. Statements from people I have known: "I have 250GB of RAM!". Q.Which version of windows are you running: A."Dell". "What's PCMCIA?" "Do I have USB" [hell, none even know what USB stands for].

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    7. Re:Stupidity? by dustmite · · Score: 1

      How can you make sensible purchasing decisions without at least a reasonable level of knowledge of the thing you're buying? Without an in-depth knowledge, the best you can ever really do is just accept whatever's put in front of you as 'normal'. Part of the problem with high-tech marketplaces is precisely that - the market is unable to meaningfully evaluate the quality of the products they use. If everybody argued "why should I need to know about X, I just want to use it", then the public would by and large forever be at the whim of major corporations' advertising departments - unable to evaluate products on quality, but who cares, let's just buy whatever is marketed to us in the 'cleverest' or most manipulative/deceptive way. Which is exactly what is happening right now, on a large scale. Companies e.g. 'rewrite history' as they see fit, and it works like a bomb because nobody wants to actually take any time or effort to learn the facts. As Carl Sagan once said, we 'risk becoming a generation of suckers up for grabs by the next charlatan that comes along'.

      In the 'old days' there used to be such things as "independent consumer review publications" that would help the public evaluate products they did not understand. But this kind of thing is gone ... today's "independent reviews" usually go to the highest bidder, and magazines etc. are just pushing press releases for their advertisers. What's left?

    8. Re:Stupidity? by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Tell them digital cameras emit dangerous radiation to "see" the picture and (if you're convincing) many will probably believe you.

      Hell, tell them it emits _any_ radiation, and they'll have Greenpeace protesting outside in half an hour.

    9. Re:Stupidity? by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

      Why should the average person understand how their cell phone works?
       
      So they are informed enough to choose between GSM,CDMA and PCS, so they can understand why their reception is terrible in an elevator, so they can decide if they need a model that supports an external antenna, so they don't screwed over by some high school dropout at the cell phone booth in the local mall, that's why.

    10. Re:Stupidity? by demiseofman · · Score: 1

      I have thought about this many times and wondered how is that college grad or even that high school kid going to get to a a useful level in this industry and who and how fast will we be able to innovate in this increasing complex world. I have been completely emersed in computers since 1985 and have been able to reach the point where I can understand everything at a pretty indepth level that goes on inside a computer. Partly because I was involved in many of the evolving technologies since before they were standards like VGA, PCI and USB. I can honestly say that I know a little bit about a lot of different things. I am not just hardware centric either. I program in C++ and know Linux and Windows inside and out and have a stack of certificates for hardware and software technologies I have "LEARNED". I listen to the 20-30 year old techies and they sound like unschooled children. There is so much they don't understand that it's sad to think we are going to leave it to them. Even guys my own age are one dimensional, they know or two things really well, but fall of the end of the Earth if you talk about something else. That brings me to my next point. There are so many computer literate countries now that the tech pool is much bigger and documentation is quite good (not like the 80-90's). The hard working types will learn the history and develop the future. Yes, there is a lot of stupidty out there, but there are the good ones that will take the ball and run with it.

    11. Re:Stupidity? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      It depends what you mean by `everything'. I'm a little foggy on the doping process for silicon, and I'm also a little hazy on TFT design, but apart from that I understand enough about every piece of technology I use day-to-day that I could teach a group of reasonably smart people enough that they could fill in the blanks and start building them.

      If I had to rebuild technology from scratch, we'd have steam engines, electric lighting, AM radio and basic switched circuits. Those researching and designing the next generation would know enough to avoid many of the pitfalls of the last century, and so would get to WWII-era computers, FM radio and automobiles fairly quickly. Given enough resources, I could probably get back to something approaching modern technology within my lifetime.

      Is this really useful knowledge? Maybe. I don't like depending on any form of technology I couldn't, given sufficient resources, build myself. My personal view is that once you start doing that, you are serving the technology, rather than the other way around. This, however, is a philosophical point, not a practical one.

      The real issue is one of understanding how to use technology. I don't really believe it is possible to program efficiently in any language, for example, unless you can visualise how the compiler will break your code down into instructions and what the resource requirements of are. I write a lot of code these days in things like Erlang and Prolog, but I couldn't do this without understanding things like call stacks, and how the Erlang compiler optimises tail-recursion. I can't design space- and time-efficient algorithms without understanding the machine on which they run - it's very easy to design code that would work well on a URM or a Turing Machine, but which will crawl on a modern microprocessor because it will cause large numbers of cache misses or, worse, page faults.

      It's nice to be able to live at a much higher level of abstraction that the previous generation of computer users, but without at least a basic understanding of the things they invented, you will end up making easily avoided mistakes.

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    12. Re:Stupidity? by wakdjunkaga · · Score: 1
      >> Why should the average person understand how their cell phone works?

      Because without a basic understanding of technology people cannot make sound decisions. I suspect many of our public policy problems have their genesis here - how can an average person make informed choices if they are ignorant of the essentials of how things work?

    13. Re:Stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a bit lame for geeks not to know how many cylinders their car has, unless they have an aversion to things that red-blooded males like.

      However, don't be under the impression that these non-geeks understand how cars work. I have spent a fair bit of time on numerous car forums and I have seen so much bullshit. Most of the red blooded males that are into cars just regurgitate (badly, inaccurately and without any understanding) stuff they've heard and perhaps read. Having an interest in cars, being a mechanical engineer and having a mostly scientific knowledge provides an interesting pov to look at these guys from. Even a lot of mechanics have a poor understanding of how a car really works. The ones that have practical experience and theoretical knowledge are the gurus.
      The worst/best thing is that a lot of these people think they know a lot about cars and they aren't very modest. I say worst/best because sometimes it is quite fun to argue with them (if they're pricks).

      If it's a common occurence, learn just four specs: cylinders, engine capacity, drivetrain layout (front, rear or all wheel drive), and power. Most lamers will run out of questions after that.

  33. Actually, the above quote... by StressGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey!"

                    Dana Carvey, Grumpy Old Man

    Sounds more like my wife...and you have no idea how much trouble I'm in for saying that (not to mention how depressing it is to discover that your wife is a grumpy old man) :(

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  34. As for me... by Otter · · Score: 1
    I have headphones on pretty much all the time at work. But I still marvel at these youngsters who simply can not deal with 60 seconds of silence without having to reach for their iPod.

    I _am_, however, still cool enough that I walk around wearing a new-school ski jacket with an MP3 player pocket. I just need to remember to put the iPod into it...

  35. i agree... by icepick101 · · Score: 1

    I'm only 23 years old and I can see the difference. When i first got my feet wet with technology, it was in the days of the 386. I've grown with the times for the most part. The kids today are going right to their pc and playing world of warcraft, not knowing the kind of technology that backs something like that up. It's pretty incredible how far we've come. ---- don't tell mom she's a palindrome

    1. Re:i agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the 386 didn't grow upon other things? How much do you actually know about the 386? Do you know the instruction set? Of course a kid today isn't going to go play with a 386, he's got a pentium 4 or 5 or whatever is out now. I bet you weren't trying to find an 8088 when you had your 386.

    2. Re:i agree... by icepick101 · · Score: 1

      sorry to offend you...did i claim to be an expert on 386 architecture?

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    3. Re:i agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't offend me but your logic doesn't follow.

      "The kids today are going right to their pc and playing world of warcraft, not knowing the kind of technology that backs something like that up."

      So are you saying you knew what backed up your 386? Did you study the processor or learn what an intragrated circuit was? Or did you just turn it on and play impossible mission?

  36. Not all generational by TheAdventurer · · Score: 1

    Many of those comments have little to do with generation. They are more lifestyle choices. I am a younger person (23) for whom the rush of technology wasn't something I had to adapt to as much as it was simply there by the time I matured. When I was 12 years old I was playing DOOM and sending e-mails with no idea how it worked. (although I was very curious)

    But I do not talk on my cell phone all the time (or hardly at all), I am rarely logged into instant messenger, I don't have very many MP3's and I don't own an iPod. I don't use a vast majority of the shiny technology gadgets available to us. I just recently got my first PDA, which gets only light use. And yet, I do consider myself tech savvy. I used to work as a computer programmer (MSSQL, C#.NET, ASP.NET), I program simple NES level video games for fun in my spare time (C++, SDL), and I am a physics undergrad at Baylor University.

    I just like a simple, straight forward life and I don't have the time or the interest to surround myself with a multitude of gadgets. Thus, I know very little about how many of them work. I think that what you attain, you maintain, and right now I'm content to own a guitar and a computer. The only thing I have to do is change my strings, polish the guitar, and learn shell commands. It's nice and comfortable.

  37. Jeez by fenrisjlk · · Score: 1

    Talk about ignorant... You do know there are kid geeks as well? Most of us probably know more than most regular adults (average), or well atleast I know I do.

  38. Riiight... by Rallion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this older generation, they did everything themselves, from scratch! They started out by learning how to mine and refine metals, to create copper wire. Then they discovered electricity. They invented the resistor and the capacitor. They learned how to machine parts....

    Standing on the shoulders of those who came before is the definition of progress. So, please, unless you make your own wiring and screws and capacitors and what have you, shut up and stop whining.

    1. Re:Riiight... by Trespass · · Score: 1

      Well, not totally from scratch. Ayn Rand showed them how.

    2. Re:Riiight... by lgw · · Score: 1

      If you call yourself a geek, you should *want* to learn all of this!. Don't you know how resistors and capacitors and transistors work and how they're made? Don't you know how you make a NAND gate in silicone and why all you need is a NAND gate? Have you never programmed in assembly language just to play with the bits and bytes? Heck, I did all of that before high school, just for fun. There's not more than a couple of summers' learning to grok the fundamentals. Go forth and build yourself an AM radio from components!

      What about the lambda calculus, the Y combinator, turing machines and computability theory? All good geeky fun. Go figure out how expansion-passing-style makes first-level continuations work by writing code to add numbers using only the S and K combinators! What you don't know about the fundamentals of computer science is a few months' worth of hobby time. Or do you consider yourself a geek because you play games on a computer?

      Sure, there's no reason for someone who listens to MP3s to understand the basics of how the compression algorithm works, but a geek? You should know this stuff, because it's fun to learn.

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    3. Re:Riiight... by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      Don't you know how you make a NAND gate in silicone...

      I don't think anyone knows how to make a NAND gate out of silicone. You must have an intense interest in electronic breast implants to think of a way. :-)

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    4. Re:Riiight... by jacks0n · · Score: 1

      >Go forth and build yourself an AM radio from components!

      From components!?

      I used a chunk of galena (looks like a cross between lead and coal), a cat's whisker, a nail, a toilet paper tube, an old alternator, a car battery, and sheet metal from an old fridge ... and a pair of headphones.

    5. Re:Riiight... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Just the toilet-paper tube gets you 10 points for style!

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  39. Maaaaaan by smileyy · · Score: 1

    Lameness filter won't let me post the "O RLY" bird, which is really needed here.

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  40. A young man wants to live a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An old man has.

  41. Why complain? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.""

    1. Invent useful, "it just works" tech using specialized knowledge.
    2. Get useful, "it just works" tech adopted by tons of people who lack the specialized knowledge.
    3. Profit.
    4. Complain that the users to whom you marketed the useful "it just works" tech don't know how it works.
    5. ???
    6. ???
    7. ???
    8. What was I talking about, sonny?

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  42. Screw new technology... by Morgalyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .. most people still don't know how a flushing toilet works. It's something most everyone uses every single day. It's a very simple machine. But apparently I was some sort of female plumber superhero in college because I knew how to fix it.

    Some people will just never become curious about the things they use from day to day. Others will. That's the difference.

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    1. Re:Screw new technology... by thc69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why, that's silly. Everybody knows how a flush toilet works:

      1. User drops load into toilet
      2. User operates flush lever
      3. Water gizmos and channels create various bits of suction
      4. Shit clogs stupid low-flow toilet, lacking sufficient water to lubricate and push/pull it through
      5. User applies plunger, which fails to seal over odd-shaped low-flow orifice
      6. Unsealed plunger in angry user's hand, while not pulling shit back up, does manage to push shit through the toilet, resulting in complete flush.

      Optionally,
      7. Angry user in fit of rage operates flush lever again before step 6 is completed, resulting in shit raining down in basement onto clean laundry

      That's a sufficiently detailed technical explanation of the flush cycle. Tell me again why residential toilets can't go "WHOOOSH!!!!!" like commercial toilets?

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    2. Re:Screw new technology... by Leebert · · Score: 1

      But apparently I was some sort of female plumber superhero in college because I knew how to fix it.

      You're a female, AND you understand plumbing?

      Will you marry me?

    3. Re:Screw new technology... by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Tell me again why residential toilets can't go "WHOOOSH!!!!!" like commercial toilets? Because commercial (air pressurised) toilets are FSCKING LOUD, and noone wants to have that shit (pun intended) go off at 3am in their attached master bathroom. But if you WANT to get woken up at 3am by your SO, or you just want one in the downstairs bathroom, kits are available.

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    4. Re:Screw new technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a sufficiently detailed technical explanation of the flush cycle. Tell me again why residential toilets can't go "WHOOOSH!!!!!" like commercial toilets?

      Most people don't want to run 1" lines directly from the mains to each bathroom in the house.

    5. Re:Screw new technology... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Tell me again why residential toilets can't go "WHOOOSH!!!!!" like commercial toilets?

      Trade war with Canada.

    6. Re:Screw new technology... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Partly because toilets in the United States are inferior, flapper based cisterns - rather than the Thomas Crapper Syphon system as god intended. With Mr. Crapper's system, you can impart significant momentum into the flush just by pushing the lever hard, which results ins a "WHOOOSH!!!!!!" flush. You also have the advantage that the water falls further before going into the toilet bowl, giving extra gravity assist. With a flapper valve cistern, you have no control over the flush strength.

    7. Re:Screw new technology... by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

      Sorry, got married earlier this year. I don't think they allow husband collecting in this country, unfortunately.

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      You say you got a real solution
      Well, you know
      We'd all love to see the plan
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  43. You don't *have* to know... by dacarr · · Score: 1

    While it doesn't hurt to know the inner workings, you don't need to know the principles of internal combustion to know how to drive a car, either.

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  44. Communication in general by sedyn · · Score: 1

    The channels that a person uses to communicate depend on who they want to communicate with. For example, if most of my friends use IM to communicate, then I'll use IM to talk to them. If they used email, I'd use email (I said email was outdated for anything but formal communication since the 90s, and as I've learned, others were saying it long before me).

    I'd like to ask one question though, assuming that VoIP is the next big thing in communications, how many teenagers do you know that use it? Compare that to how many adults in business.

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  45. "How things work" books by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Early-childhood "How things work" books are great for mechanical devices but it's hard for an 8 year old to grasp the intracacies of what goes on in a computer chip.

    Heck, even a 38 year old has a hard time understanding how a modern cell phone works. I mean, to really understand it you have to understand operating systems, digital radio, and a host of other things. Compare that to a rotary phone on a crossbar switch.

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  46. It's not just the users who don't know. by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Informative

    Back when I was doing Tier II support for an ISP, I was almost the only senior there who actually knew what an IRQ was, and what the significance was. I once had another Tier II tech tell me he had no idea what they were, or why they were important. Maybe that's part of the reason he was no good with modem issues and I was the team's resident specialist in them. Today, even people who think they're techs have no understanding of things like IRQs, Base Addresses, FIFOs and so on. If they even know to check them, all they do is set them according to the cheat sheet, and assume the sheet's right. (I almost wrote "hope it's right," then realzied that most of them haven't a clue that the sheet might be wrong.) Not only don't they know anything about the inside workings, they don't want to know either. That's the scary part; they want to be ignorant, but consider themselves techs.

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    1. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      God, I don't think I've had to deal with any IRQ related issues since I stopped using Windows 95/98. Forget about the fact I use/support Macs these days. Why should common techs care about IRQs? What modern OS still requires that sort of configuration?

    2. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about Win3.1X, 95/98/Me, where IRQs were important. Now, you may not need to know about them, but back when I was talking about, it helped. There were a lot of issues I solved just by knowing what the various settings meant. What made it worse is that some of the cheat sheets had the wrong values, or wrong suggestions. We even had one that told you to correct sync issues by disabling FIFO, and that trick almost never works.

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    3. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's the scary part; they want to be ignorant, but consider themselves techs.

      And I hope you'll join me in chuckling under my breath 15 years from now when the folks of whom you speak are middle aged and are constantly bitching about how they shouldn't have to understand the latest bio-nano-engineered-hamster shooting-quarked-photons-out-its-butt-based computing technology and where's the support database and cheat sheets... while we read and grok the Red Book covering its architecture, instruction set and bathroom habits, determine that the fuel tank of the Mr. Fusion powering the Beowulf-hamster cluster is nearly empty and dump a half-empty beer can into it.

    4. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Ok there old-timer. Trouble-shooting Win3.1 these days means telling people to toss that crap and buy a real computer.

      Would it help if I typed a little smiley face? ;-)

    5. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Back when I started for that ISP, Win95 had just come out. Most of our customers were still on 3.1x, and we supported it for many years. Of course, that might have been affected by the fact that the founder's mother still used it.

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    6. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1

      Oh, I hated dealing with IRQs. Actually, I didn't mind so much until I had to deal with "Plug & Play" ISA hardware. I refused to buy anything that didn't let me use jumpers to force IRQs.

      Sure most of the time P&P would actually manage to allocate everything an IRQ. But jeez was it dumb. It doesn't do me any good if my modem is on IRQ 11 and my sound card is on IRQ 15 (IDE chain 2 disabled). Because my terminal program expects the modem IRQ to match the standard one for its COM port, and game software wants the soundblaster to be on 7 or 11.

      So sure, the system will boot, and windows will play sounds. But I don't have sound in my games or a usable modem. Great

      Give me jumpers any day. I can force everything where I want it and where it will work.

      But then PCI came along and largely fixed that.
      I say largely, because with enough slots you could get two card sharing a IRQ line when they couldn't share IRQs nicely. Sure you could assign that IRQ line any IRQ you wanted, but both cards got it. So you go off to play the PCI slot shuffle.

    7. Re:It's not just the users who don't know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you havn't run into an IRQ problem since Win 98 its because you probably just wrote a new hard drive image everytime you ran into one. That or you've never done a really heavy tech support load at your workplace.

  47. creators vs. unprecedented evile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no contest really. it's just a matter of time.

    'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallet. help bring an end to unprecedented evile's manifestation through yOUR owned felonious corepirate nazi life0cidal glowbull warmongering execrable.

    some of US should consider ourselves very fortunate to be among those scheduled to survive after the big flash/implementation of the creators' wwwildly popular planet/population rescue initiative/mandate.

    it's right in the manual, 'world without end', etc....

    as we all ?know?, change is inevitable, & denying/ignoring gravity, logic, morality, etc..., is only possible, on a temporary basis.

    concern about the course of events that will occur should the corepirate nazi life0cidal execrable fail to be intervened upon is in order.

    'do not be dismayed' (also from the manual). however, it's ok/recommended, to not attempt to live under/accept, fauxking nazi felon greed/fear/ego based pr ?firm? scriptdead mindphuking hypenosys.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators. providing more than enough of everything for everyone (without any distracting/spiritdead personal gain motives), whilst badtolling unprecedented evile, using an unlimited supply of newclear power, since/until forever. see you there?

    "If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

  48. as a value added (i.e. billable) service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See article. It probably didn't help things that companies stopped hiring and training younger workers in the "legacy" systems as a cost savings measure. They think they can just hire experienced workers when they need them. HR probably can't figure out why they can't find experienced younger workers now.

  49. Re:I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by Kurrurrin · · Score: 1

    Apparently, you are a teet.

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    -Doug
  50. I do find it a little bit alarming ... by smcdow · · Score: 1

    ... when SW people who are are supposedly coding applications that interface directly to hardware (eg samplers, data acquistion modules, GPS modules, etc) know so little about what's going on at the operating system level. More alarming is that they don't seem to care much.

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    In the course of every project, it will become necessary to shoot the scientists and begin production.
  51. Back in my day... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    We had to program in the snow, up hill both ways!

    1. Re:Back in my day... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess. The programs were really slick but tended to freeze.

  52. Why Post to Slashdot? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'm old enough that I like to concentrate on the person I'm with, whether in person, on the phone, or in email. Such a geezer that I enjoy time alone and use it well, in production or reflection. So boring that I'm perfectly secure when I'm not communicating with other people, though I do make and confirm appointments, then followup. People know where they stand with me, and expect quality communications, even when lower in quantity. I must be over the hill, but who wants to chatter endlessly with kids who've got nothing better to do?

    --

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    make install -not war

    1. Re:Why Post to Slashdot? by saintlupus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I must be over the hill, but who wants to chatter endlessly with kids who've got nothing better to do?

      Interesting comment for someone coming up on ten thousand Slashdot posts. Who the hell did you think you were talking to, if not kids with nothing better to do?

      --saint

    2. Re:Why Post to Slashdot? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your comment is sadly predictable, given the Subject of my post was "Why Post to Slashdot?", and your .sig is 'there is a difference between "thinking outside the box" and "talking out the ass"'.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    3. Re:Why Post to Slashdot? by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      Your comment is sadly predictable, given the Subject of my post was "Why Post to Slashdot?", and your .sig is 'there is a difference between "thinking outside the box" and "talking out the ass"'.

      I honestly have no idea what this sentence means. I understand each of the individual words, but the order in which you've placed them in unsettling and foreign to me.

      Ah, well. I'll just assume it was some sort of clever rejoinder that I'm too thick to understand and move on with my day.

      --saint

  53. Why do we need to know how things work in the US?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not like we actually PRODUCE anything over here. Let the Chinese figure out how things work while we enjoy all the benefits of US society and culture. Like reading a magazine about celebrities while we wait in the unemployment line.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  54. Re:I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
    > ...I have a bunch of VAXen in my basement...

    %DCL-W-INCREDULITY

    I hate to break it to you, but you've been dead for some time now.

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    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
  55. And I'm a damn good Java programmer too... by scanrate · · Score: 1

    I think the more important point is that old farts like me (45 yrs old, 20 yrs since my B.S.C.S.) are still useful, but since I'm not fluent in the 100 different web technologies (I don't recall all the acronyms), I'm not employable. My salary is too high and I'm not a JBoss guru (and I have a real dislike for Windows). My options are to find a new profession or become a PHB. Yeah, that's it. Get stupid and become a manager.

    That new career in woodworking is looking real promising.

    1. Re:And I'm a damn good Java programmer too... by hypnagogue · · Score: 1
      since I'm not fluent in the 100 different web technologies (I don't recall all the acronyms), I'm not employable.
      No, you are not employable because you refuse to become fluent in the 100 different web technologies. There is nothing to any of them that you can't learn on your own time using a home built server and free software. Either you will do what it takes be valuable to the market, or you won't. There are your choices; choose wisely.

      Scene: my bedroom, this morning 5:40 AM
      Me: Remind me to download a copy of Echo2 so I can fiddle with AJAX a bit more this weekend.
      Wife: When are you going to have time to do that?
      Me: I'll make time. What's good for my resume is good for your clothes budget.
      Wife: OKAY!
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      Liberty you never use is liberty you lose.
  56. I see it often with Linux by totallygeek · · Score: 1

    There is a big difference in the people that have using Linux for ten years and people just starting. It is depth of knowledge. Sometimes it is best to have worked with a system with millions of problems and be forced to get under the hood and figure out how it works. People today run into a problem and don't know what to do, where some old-timers go, "Oh yeah, problem #3506 with that software."

    I see it often in networking too. Anyone knows how to hook up machines to a switch, but not many people know how machines communicate via switches, or how switches speak with each other. The same with anything computer-related really.

    It is just like I think kids should be forced to learn to drive a stick shift car. Not only will they learn about what the tachometer is for, but they will be more conscious drivers. Who knows when an emergency might pop up and they have to move a tractor truck out of the way? Well, likewise, computer programmers need to learn assembly, to understand how the software interacts with hardware. If more programmers today had an understanding of software profiling, addressing, and tightening code, maybe we wouldn't have such bloatware out there.

  57. We're all getting behind in tech knowledge by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
    Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.

    We're all getting overwhelmed by increasing complexity in the devices we use. Back in the days before electronic ignitions and the like, I was able to maintain my own car. Tuned it, changed plugs, cleaned out the carb, even changed the water pump on it. Now, I'd no more attempt to work on my car's engine than do my own brain surgery. Come to think of it, brain surgery looks easier.

  58. Obviously.. by red990033 · · Score: 1

    "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea."

    Duh.. obviously they've never heard of This Site!!

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    Do what I say, cuz I said it.
    -Meatwad
  59. Wasn't that the idea? by acvh · · Score: 1

    "They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy."

    If we built it right, then the next generation doesn't have to concern themselves with the details. I guess we did good.

  60. blog? by Xtravar · · Score: 1

    For being so technologically behind, he sure knows how to use a blog and pollute the internet with his opinions.

    Ok, so he's complaining about new tech fads... on his blog. Does anyone else find this inconsistent?

    --
    Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
  61. c'mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, I expect better reading from you SlashDot!! This is one of the most lame articles I have read yet on /.

  62. Puhleease Gramps! by wiscater · · Score: 1

    I dont care how your AS400 works or your Tandy 64k or ... Of course all this 'old technology' is/was important for the younger guys to build off of but we are moving forward, period. Its very hard to uniquely creative in a high tech world thats moving at such a fast clip. Its about running lean and traveling light...I need brain power to focus on new development, not use my brain power to try and figure out why you coded something in FORTRAN one way or the other. --Tell you what come over and help me getter better data transfer speeds out of my gaming router and I'll sit on your lap and listen to stories of the IBM punch card good ol' days...deal?

  63. I sometimes envy the young. by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed, I'm nearing 70, and have worked in the computer industry for a very long time. There have been a number of times that I have envied the young.

    One such time was at work, probably around 1995 or 1996. In order to increase the productivity at our firm we installed several Internet-enabled workstations for various managers, secretaries and workers.

    After a while we noticed some rather work-unrelated web sites showing up as being accessed from a particular workstation, which happened to be in the office of one of the young guys in finance. They were rather peculiar fetish sites. In any case, some of us in IT thought that we should alert this worker's higher-up to what was happening.

    It was decided that several of us would discuss the matter with him. So we headed up to his office, and knocked on his door, and opened it. Much to our surprise, he was there with a massive boner, ejaculate all over. He must have been in the middle of it when we knocked, because he was quickly trying to clean the mess off of the keyboard and his pants.

    It didn't bother me that he was whacking his cock in the office, or that he got his semen on the computer's keyboard. What bothered me was that he was able to get an erection, and I wasn't. So even though I knew far more about technology than he did, he was able to get a boner and I couldn't. I was trumped.

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    Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
    1. Re:I sometimes envy the young. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, technology will save you to.

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8656746/

      'The "Hybrid Assistive Limb (HAL) 5," can let a person who can barely do an 176-pound leg press handle 397 pounds.'

      Combine that with new erectile disfunction drugs, and you too can can have insane fetish sex ;-)

      By the way, Mod parent up, for really funny ;-)

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      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    2. Re:I sometimes envy the young. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one old-timer you really cracked me up this time!

  64. This is new?? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As a "tech guy" for over 20 years, I'm amazed at how out of touch this "tech savy" generation really is. I realize that things may be better in some ways, but I have to agree with Techni-Veteran. Ask them HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the "old folks" like us that built the goodies they enjoy.

    As a "geezer" of 40 years old, most people have NEVER cared about "how" things work, they just want them to work. And thought I'm someone who loves to know how things work, it drives me crazy that technoids thing it's a problem that not everyone is passionate about how things are done. You know, not everyone's brain is wired the same way, and it's OKAY that not everyone is the same.

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  65. How do these articles make it to the front page by colin_n · · Score: 1

    The article was short, had no substance, said nothing that hasnt been said a million times before and was completely unrelated to building the gadgets that the kids use! BOO! - How do I mod the article down?

    Combining Digg.com and slashdot would be great!

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  66. Transhuman's can look back by Fen14 · · Score: 1

    When we are posthuman, we can look back and see how it all works. Why bother now? We need to start engineering our bodies and brains.

  67. I think the same thing every time I see this stuff by ifwm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    GOOD!

    I'm a smart, technically savvy individual, who generally knows how ALL of his technology works. In fact, I make it a point to do so most of the time.

    And as long as that's the case, that means that I WANT the younger generation to be ignorant, so I can reap the rewards of their ignorance.

    As long as they're still ignorant, I'm still getting paid.

  68. if i have seen anything... by marduk420 · · Score: 1

    it is because i have stood on the shoulders of giants. -- isaac newton

  69. we all feel that way by acvh · · Score: 1

    being on the cusp of the Baby Boom and Gen X I, when younger, often wished I had been born earlier (I could have been a hippie) or later (I could have been a slacker). At some point that goes away, probably when you realize that being in such a position allows you to make fun of the younger AND older generations.

  70. Reminds me of a quote. . . by exi1ed0ne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The world of the future will be an evermore demanding struggle against the limitations of our intellegence, not a comfortable hyammock in which we can lie down to be waited upon by our robot slaves."
        -Norbert Weiner (1894-1964)

    Each suceeding generation begins a couple steps ahead of the old. That shift in point of origin allows the younger generations to view the old's accomplishments as the beginning of something more, while the old can only see the tremendous effort it required.

    --
    Pessimists.net - as if life wasn't depressing enough.
    1. Re:Reminds me of a quote. . . by pymike · · Score: 1
      I'd have to agree. Although I feel that it's getting harder to learn every thing required in a certain field after each generation, I think that we'll always be able to, at least what's worth learning. I do see a bit of a problem with how we learn the sciences, I used to think just the engineers were guilty of using equations that seemed like magic, with no idea how to explain some of the fundamentals. I know now that even in math and physics, it's incredibly difficult to explain how we know some of these things early on. Some explanations seem only to circular if you try.

      It's even difficult to explain simple things sometimes...just think back to some arithmetic properties, can you prove the commutative law of multiplication without induction, such as it always works numerically or drawing me a little grid? I don't think 7 year olds would like Peano's postulates so sometimes I feel we just have to put off explaining it sometimes. But it's not like this problem has only come up only recently. We just have more of it as we learn more collectively.

      Anyways, sorry for going off on a tangent, I still feel eventually with enough effort, you can get the complete picture one day in whatever field you are in. For technology especially, I feel we'll always make tremendous strides but it will indeed be difficult Here's a quote that might be a dupe, but it sums up how I feel occasionally:

      "In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them." - John von Neumann

  71. shoulders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didnt some jerk say something along the lines of "If I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants." in a letter to Robert Hooke?

  72. Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by Asprin · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe. Nah, you don't need to understand the internals of *how* it works, you just need the API docs.

    Do programming courses in college still teach actual algorithms (prime number sieve, sorting, searching, etc.) or just how to program to APIs? I know OOP makes development easier precisely because you don't have to understand the object internals, but it's like a pocket calculator -- there are real lessons to be learned from putting it away and doing the work manually.

    Also, I realize that I'm picking on programmers here, but the truth is that IT mindshare eventually follows them, so the disinterested attitude that found its way into the ranks of the developers eventually got around to everyone else.

    I am also somewhat alarmed at how many IT people I have met who do not program, never have programmed and never plan to program.

    BTW, present company (probably) excepted, of course.

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by m50d · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Functions give you just as much ignorance if you want it. Just call C qsort() and you never need to care what makes a good sorting algorithm. There do seem to be more ignorant programmers nowadays, but I think that's just because there are more programming jobs and the same number of "real programmers", and not a problem with OOP per se.

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    2. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by petej · · Score: 1

      I send my wife messages, and she throws exceptions back at me.

      The API docs are definitely not sufficient.

    3. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by aetherspoon · · Score: 0

      Yes, they do, depending on your specialty.

      Computer Science? Sure! A CS major's job in coding is in algorithms - how they work, how to create them, and how to improve them. However, they don't look at the big picture all that often.
      Software Engineer? Heck no. They are code monkeys. Yes, they can put together complicated code, but their building blocks are bigger than that of a CS. They do, however, get to see that big picture.

      At least, that is how it works in the university that I'm in right now.

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    4. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Computer Science? Sure! A CS major's job in coding is in algorithms - how they work, how to create them, and how to improve them. However, they don't look at the big picture all that often.
      Software Engineer? Heck no. They are code monkeys. Yes, they can put together complicated code, but their building blocks are bigger than that of a CS. They do, however, get to see that big picture.

      At least, that is how it works in the university that I'm in right now.


      In my neck of the woods the CS folks do get a decent amount of theory but with almost no engineering background (shit, they can even get off the hook with biology and geology for their so-called science requirements since they're in "Arts and Sciences" dept), but the software engineering people have to take the same common core of classes that the engineers do. The SE majors get about 80% of the theoretical stuff the CS guys do, along with more hardware and "hard science" classes.. so at least where I'm at the CS majors are kinda like math folks with a CS slant while the SE guys do code. Both are respectable, just a different emphasis.

      On an aside, I'm an evening adult student (work full time in the field during the day), and the only program offered at night by the local state uni is "Information Technology".. jeeezus this program is horrible. Ask any of my classmates what order an algorithm is (and I'm not talking about anything complex) or what a program counter is and they'll look at you like you've grown a third head. The other night it came out that 90% of the class (junior level) didn't know the difference between "pass by reference" and "pass by value". But by golly than can throw together a GUI and use ADO.net!

      Information Technology majors are kinda like Information Systems - the business courses.. which leaves you with?
    5. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by springbox · · Score: 1
      Do programming courses in college still teach actual algorithms (prime number sieve, sorting, searching, etc.) or just how to program to APIs?

      Any respectable CS department will make sure you understand important algorithms and concepts like the back of your hand.

    6. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by lemkebeth · · Score: 1
      An Anonymous Coward wrote:
      On an aside, I'm an evening adult student (work full time in the field during the day), and the only program offered at night by the local state uni is "Information Technology".. jeeezus this program is horrible. Ask any of my classmates what order an algorithm is (and I'm not talking about anything complex) or what a program counter is and they'll look at you like you've grown a third head. The other night it came out that 90% of the class (junior level) didn't know the difference between "pass by reference" and "pass by value". But by golly than can throw together a GUI and use ADO.net! Information Technology majors are kinda like Information Systems - the business courses.. which leaves you with?

      Depends what school you go to. I have been to RIT (will return soon to finish degree) and I'm actually an IT major. AFIK, RIT is one of the few colleges that has a true IT degree. (has a separate computing college)

      On the downside, they switched the programming classes from C++ to VB when I started. Though I managed to take the C++ classes as well (had some C background). That was a while ago though, they might have changed it again.

      IT majors at RIT learn about networking, how at least PCs work, Data Communications, and other things. But, the emphasis isn't on programming. It is on managing systems , multimedia, web development, or Windows Programming (at least the undergrad degree anyway).

      Though if you want to learn about algorithms, you should have gone into Software Engineering or even (shudder) Computer Science.

      I didn't go into Software Engineering primarily because I'm disabled and it would have been too much of an effort to overcome it for that.

    7. Re:Ah, the joys of an object oriented universe... by sc0ob5 · · Score: 1
      I am also somewhat alarmed at how many IT people I have met who do not program, never have programmed and never plan to program.

      I am more alarmed at how many people drive cars but have no clue as to what the road rules are.

      Having said that, I will admit that I am a crappy coder and the only real use I have for coding is creating scripts (perl, VB, batch, etc...) for doing very simple tasks. Does this mean that I am a crappy tech? I don't believe so, it just means I am a crappy programmer. Unlike road rules and driving, you don't need to be a good programmer to be a good tech. Nor do you need to know how to create trunks on routers to be a good programmer. In this day and age the two are not linked anywhere near as closely as they once were.

  73. It's not just how things work... by neildiamond · · Score: 1

    I work at a news organization. What shocked me one day was that a guy coming out of college arrived at the building one day. He had a disk with an MS Works Word processor doc (not a Word doc). It was his resume and cover letter. For whatever reason, it wouldn't print on his computer w/ MS Word. So he came to our building looking worried. We have guards and metal detectors (this is Wash, DC) so he couldn't get in the building. I felt some pity that day, so I helped him get into the HR dept.

    Frankly, I can't imagine going to a building on the deadline for a job app with only a disk on it thinking that would make a good impression. While the HR person could open and print the document for him, I asked him if he had at least tried to print it out with Openoffice (I don't know if it will open an MS Works doc myself, but it would be worth a shot). He looked at me like I was from outer space. I'm 30 and I can't believe what college grads don't know.

    I wasn't required to take any CS/IT classes in college 10 years ago, but suprisingly, neither is anyone coming out of school today. China and India should be afraid... very afraid!

    1. Re:It's not just how things work... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      What you described isn't so much a technology issue as it is a lack of professionalism, which is appallingly common these days. The scary thing is, this person probably didn't see anything wrong with what he did and may very well try the same thing again at another interview.

  74. Re:I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by widget54 · · Score: 1

    why back in my day all we had were zeroes and ones and gosh darn it we liked it!

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  75. Young or old; all that matters is an open mind by ProZachar · · Score: 0

    Take me and my coworkers. I'm more or less "fresh out of college". They're older than my parents. They've been maintaining this Army sim for about as long as I've been alive. Allegedly it's written in C++ but closer inspection reveals that it's written in Modula that's just been "C++ized". SQL? That's for bad programmers. Roll yer own, they say (in other words, linear search through an array of 5000 things). Visual Studio saying "I know what you're trying to do; please don't, it will make all of our lives suck"? Do it anyway; nothing could possibly be wrong with their design. CVS/Subversion? No, you can't trust the computer to merge, you can't trust humans to resolve conflicts, and if you don't get someone's bleeding edge code the very instant they check it in then your copy of the project will asplode.

    Funny thing is, they hired me straight out of college thinking I'd be the "new idea guy". If you're not willing to honestly evaluate new ideas and let go of faulty or outdated assumptions, you're a burden, regardless of your age, regardless of your field.

  76. It's funny.... by tktk · · Score: 1

    A quick scan of ages says that only people in their 20's and people in their 40's are writing. Ok, its not a good sample of 4 people.

    I've just turned 30 and this issue just doesn't seem like a real issue. There is too much information for any one person to absorb right now. Even within your own field you'll have to pick an choose. Remember the term "Renaissance man"? Anyone trying to be that now would go insane.

    1. Re:It's funny.... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      The modern day equivalent of the 'Renaissance man' is someone with indepth knowledge in a few areas, and a broad, highly conversant vocabulary with excellent critical thinking skills capable of comprehending the basics of other areas of knowledge rapidly, and developing sophistication in whatever area of expertise is necessary at the given time within a short period of study.

      Strangely, that's not terribly different from the Renaissance man of days past. Ever wonder why they had *huge* personal libraries? It was so that whenever they were presented with a field of study they weren't familiar with, they would immediately start consulting texts on the subject, developing an average level of knowledge within a few days.

      That's possible today, too. It's always been impossible to be a true expert on everything. Human knowledge grew past the confines of one mind ~10,000 years ago. What you can do, however, is build up expertise in as many areas as interest you, and develop the capabilities to get 'up-to-speed' rapidly.

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      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  77. Social issue not a tech issue by p7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't anything new. 20 years ago teenage girls would spend all night on their families landline. They would also make radio mix tapes. The only difference is they can now take all of this stuff out where you can see them doing it. How many minutes you spend on your cell phone doesn't equate to tech culture. I don't use many minutes on my cell phone either, but it isn't because I am old school. It is because it is a tool for me, not a social outlet.

  78. look at kids these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    honestly...

    kids these days don't even know the difference between average and median.

  79. His first few points by Phyvo · · Score: 1

    You are the only one in the Wall Mart checkout line not talking on a cell phone to pass the time while waiting for your turn to pay. When you walk down the street with your friends you're talking only to them instead of multitasking - talking or text messaging with someone else on your mobile phone while talking to them at the same time. You don't use IM to let all of your friends know where you are at all times. You haven't downloaded hundreds of ringtones because you think spending 99 cents per ringtone is a ripoff. You don't download songs every night to load on your iPod.


    Well, I'm a seventeen year old geezer then!


    And people are surprised when I tell them I'm a senior.

    1. Re:His first few points by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 1

      I hope you can spell WalMart, unlike the author of this article. You know you're a Geezer when you can't read the store name despite it being in 18' high illuminated plastic letters on the store front, or on every surface within the store, or on the screen of the credit card reader... etc.

  80. Programming Parallel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that the web is popular and PHP and perl are popular with web development a web developer can call themselves a computer programmer without understanding the memory management and low level optimization that happens underneath whereas before you had to know all that to program anything at all. The same thing aplies to new script based viruses. The old-school virus writers were annoyed that the hobby was taken up by script kiddies who don't need to know as much about the guts of the OS and yet they were equaly or more effective at getting in the news.

  81. McGuyver is all that counts by ValourX · · Score: 1

    As long as McGuyver is up on all the latest technology so he can save random people from domestic terrorists, I'm satisfied.

  82. Sheesh! We all have specialites by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Geeks as gods? That was the writer's fantasy. The fact is that we all have to choose a line of work, and that means we have specialized knowledge. Even the best engineer is useless without construction workers.

    In primitive societies, one person might be able to know everything the civilization knows. Now it's impossible. If a modern geek were dropped off naked on an island and told to start over, he'd never get to the point of smelting iron in one lifetime. The microprocessor would be a long time coming.

    Geeks are important, but what about the factory workers who make your gadgets? What about the teachers who help the next generation learn to read? What about the farmers who grow your food? Technology isn't the point of life, and it can't exist without lots of "non-technical" support. The fact that someone doesn't know how their gadgets work doesn't mean they don't know something crucial for your continued happiness.

    I once witnessed a labor strike of garbage workers. Believe me, it's a good lesson in whose services we can't live without.

  83. Some of us are still doing that... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    ...well, not with light bulbs, but sometimes we end up using LEDs.

    I'm a computer engineering student (and likely will be for decades to come). One of the senior-level courses has us design a 68000-based microcomputer board with a breadboard, individual RAM and ROM chips, TTL logic gates, an ACIA controller, a line driver/line receiver (for serial output to a terminal) and various other components. And, of course, we have to write the software (in 68000 assembly) to run on this microcomputer.

    Now, we're not building the processor itself from scratch, but I'd say that it's pretty low-level.

  84. cause and effect backwards by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    you've got the cause and effect backwards. it's not that we know people don't understand technology, so they're stupid.

    it's just that, lets face it, we all know people are basically stupid. look deep inside your soul, to your inner sarcastic bitter pessimist. don't worry, it's in there. he knows what we're talking about.

    as such, how could they possibly understand cell phones?

    1. Re:cause and effect backwards by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Although you are right that most people are stupid, that is not the right premise for not understanding cell phones.

      People don't understand cell phones because as humans have advanced, we've divided up the required tasks to survive and succeed and assigned them separately to different people. This way, each person can concentrate on their task, become an expert at it, and humans are better off.

      Back in the day (1700s, 1800s), your average person knew how to build a home, milk a cow, sow seeds, harvest crops, ride horses, hunt animals, and cook basic meals. Today, a chef doesn't need to know how to hunt. A contractor doesn't need to know how to chop wood. A farmer doesn't need to know how to ride a horse. Because we've split up the tasks and become more efficient.

      Some people's entire job is figuring out how to chop wood more efficiently. And they don't need to know anything else to earn a living. But that's a good thing. Since the rest of us take care of their other tasks for him (for something in return), he is able to become a more efficient wood chopper than he would have otherwise.

    2. Re:cause and effect backwards by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Oops, I hit submit instead of preview. I wasn't done editing and writing.

      Anyways, just to conclude ... assuming you are some sort of programmer by trade (if not, we may have to change the following conditions around), do you know how the beam steering mechanism in the back of a CRT works? Not just the theory of electromagnetic forces pointing the beam, but what the exact mechanism looks like, and how the magnetic field is shaped, and the path of current flow through each component?

      Or, even more basic, if you were dropped in the middile of nowhere, 100 miles from any civilization, with nothing but the clothes on your back, would you be able to survive? That's effectively what a lot of mountain men did back in the day, although they did have some equipment (a gun or bow, and a few tools), but not much.

      Some people could survive, simply because the outdoors is now their hobby. But that is another thing to be thankful for. Since we as humans have separated our tasks, we have become more efficient, and now have free time in which to explore "hobbies".

    3. Re:cause and effect backwards by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      The whole irony of the division of labor is that it leads to myopic people who lack a broad base of knowledge. They tend to think that whatever they do is the most important and don't understand how all of society is connected. That is to say that it seems that as the division of labor becomes more intense, the number of people who have a sufficiently broad understanding to keep society going tends to decrease. This could be a problem....

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    4. Re:cause and effect backwards by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      That's very true. It is only as efficient as the process of combining our individual efforts.

    5. Re:cause and effect backwards by cowscows · · Score: 1

      You're right in that too much specialization can lead to inefficiencies. Mostly because it can cause communication breakdowns. An example, my education was in architecture. An architecture firm designing a building nowadays will hire an engineering firm to do things like plan the HVAC system. An architect does not really need to know many details about HVAC. But we were still taught enough of the basics to have an informed enough conversation with the HVAC engineers. Otherwise systems wouldn't mesh, stuff would conflict, and everyone would get sued six ways to sunday. And that's just a technical issue, ignoring the more social aspects.

      You hear a lot of whining on /. about engineers vs. marketing departments. Where each side sees the other as an enemy, when in reality their ultimate goal, to ship products, is the same. They're just so caught up in their own little part of it that they don't communicate well, and things get ugly.

      That's why there should always be some people who don't delve so much into specialized knowledge. These people need to take big picture looks at things, and tie them all together. These people should be managers. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that the right people always get put into that position.

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  85. Re:I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    So? What am I? A Geezer or a Young blood

    Depends ... What is your UserID?

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  86. They were never any golden old days by matt+me · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There has never in history been anytime which could be described as better than now. The founding of the U.S of A. - hardly golden, it's success was only made possible by the exploitation of thousands of slaves. Historically again, in the Edwardian times and around the time of WW I in Britain, the population longed for the age of the British Empire and her colonial glory. Again, this was just an occupation of foreign land with no regard for the indigenous peoples. The times of 1945 to 1990 can be excluded because the world was ever close to nuclear war. And if the 60s were a time of peace and love, then how did the world allow South Africa to impose the Apartheid? And 90s atrocities were commited in Eastern Europe. When we think we're enjoying ourselves, we more than ever need to check everyone else is. Things only get better.

    There may seem like times of civilization and collapse say the Romans, followed by a thousand years of dark ages. But the peasants in the feudal system were more free than those slaves taken by the Romans.

    Things may be getting worse for those highest in society, but they have to accept this sacrifice if it 's to help the global redistribution of wealth and we're to rectify centuries of injustice.

    1. Re:They were never any golden old days by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I'm not a romantic. I don't think that everything used to be better. But I think this, "There has never in history been anytime which could be described as better than now." is streching it.

      I do think that things tend to get better every year, but I also think that we are at the beginning of a decline. Personally I think that the baby boomers have a better quality of living than any generation since. I hope that this is a local maximum though and we're not entering a long term slide.

      The fact that you can find evidence of an atrocity somewhere in the woeld isn't proof that the world used to be worse. I fully expect that in the future atrocities will continue at approximately the same pace at which they have occured in the past. I can't really understand why the threat of nuclear war is so bad either. Sure Nuclear war itself would be bad, but the most direct effect of the cold war was fervent period of scientific advances ever.

    2. Re:They were never any golden old days by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      At some point Rome did start declining. Any serious student of history is more than casually concerned that many of the same trends that occured as Rome reached it's zenith are occuring now throughout most of western civilization.

      Despite what you say, there is no "historic law" that commands that things always get better any more then there is a historic law that will make the proletariat overthrow the bourgeoisie. Left alone, things are just as likely to get worse as they are to get better. Durring the dark ages the standard of living and the life expectancy of the typical person was substantially lower than durring the high point of classical civilization --- things got measurably worse. Things tend to get better only because most people hold values that cause them to take actions that actually do make things better.

      Unfortunately the vast majority of people hold views that can be demonstrated directly counter to the continuance of western civilization, a truth the original proponents of those views would not deny. We can reasonably expect things to start getting worse within our life time, unless the masses come to their senses.

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    3. Re:They were never any golden old days by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Despite what you say, there is no "historic law" that commands that things always get better any more then there is a historic law that will make the proletariat overthrow the bourgeoisie.

      Indeed. If anything, the historical law would be that ALL civilizations collapse. And ours is now global.

    4. Re:They were never any golden old days by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was under the impression that Western Civilization has been on the verge of colapse, or at least decline in decay, for a long time now.

      Five US Presidents later, I'm done waiting for it to happen.

      The economy cycles, but continues to slowly rise. Priorities of morallity shift around, yet we do not decline into nihillistic anarchy, but rather we continue to gradually raise our standards regarding what offends our sensibilities. Countries around us get their shit together and look as if they will "catch up" to us in global competition, and we end up finding a way to trade with them which enhances our prosperity. Our freedoms endure troubling restrictions in some ways, while opening up more than ever before in others, and brutal dictatorships around the world continue to slip into what Reagan once called "the ash bin of history."

      I've finally come to conclude that we actually have a rather robust society in place.

      As a child, I grew up (like many Cold-War kids) believing that the whole goddamn world would burn up in a massive nuclear apocalypse in my lifetime.

      As a young man, I was dead certain that we were living in the declining years of society... that we caught the very tail end of something great, and it will all be over soon.

      Today, I've come around to see that calling our society "doomed" is about as meaningful as calling Apple Computer "beleagured."

      So farewell to all the hand-wringing and furrowed brows about the future. I now firmly believe that the world will be a even better place during the rest my life than it has been so far. What's more, it will continue to improve long after I'm gone.

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    5. Re:They were never any golden old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point Rome did start declining. Any serious student of history is more than casually concerned that many of the same trends that occured as Rome reached it's zenith are occuring now throughout most of western civilization.

      The majority of the ruling class is having sex with relatives and eating with lead utinsels?

      History does not repeat itself. Historians do.

    6. Re:They were never any golden old days by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      I was refering to the events that are generally reguarded to have caused the colapse of civilization. For example:

      • A Prolonged period of continuous inflation
      • Steadily increasing economic regulations
      • Growing government, with increasingly arbitrary powers
      • Decline of the rule of law
      • A rapid prolonged rate of increase in the standard of living followed by a decreasing rate of increase
      • A rapid and prolonged increase in the division of labor followed by a decrease and then a halt in it's progression
      • Political pull replacing business acumen as the key to success
      • Wide spread demands for what we would call social justice and wellfare today
      • Popularity of ideologies basically indistinguishable from collectivism and socialism
      • Increasing favor toward the ideas of absolute government that we call positivism today
      • General abandonment of the ideals on which the civilization is based

        This list could go on. If it were really thorough you could show that most of the popular political views on both sides of the isle are either really old reactionary stances that were prevelent in Rome, or modernized reactionary stances developed in Bismark's Germany.

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    7. Re:They were never any golden old days by saskboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "
      I've finally come to conclude that we actually have a rather robust society in place."

      We'll see what you think about that when nearly everyone who can maintain a computer ssytem from the mid 1990s has retired. I think NASA is going to learn a thing or two about this phenomenon when they try to go back to the Moom. They're going to have to reinvent the rocket/wheel, figuratively, instead of building on the experience of the Apollo missions.

      When things get too complex, it is harder to make them robust, as any little thing can bring the whole shooting match tumbling down. If a sound card died in a 486, you replaced it. If it dies in a new computer where it's integrated into the motherboard, then you might end up needing to reinstall the OS too, to fix things.

      Our society is the same way, if you removed the Internet today, thousands of businesses would be thrown into chaos. I you stopped air travel for a week..

      If you run out of gasoline for a few days.

      If you have a power outage that lasts 24 hours.

      Any number of things aside from purposeful terrorism can bring our "robust" society to its knees, by accident.

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    8. Re:They were never any golden old days by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      As a child, I grew up (like many Cold-War kids) believing that the whole goddamn world would burn up in a massive nuclear apocalypse in my lifetime.

      And then it didn't, and now I'm stuck trying to figure out what I'm going to do with this life I didn't figure I was going to have. Man, there's so much 8hit I would have done (or done differently) if I figured I was going to last this long...

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    9. Re:They were never any golden old days by geoff127 · · Score: 1

      I understand the point you are trying to make, but I question your examples. Every example you gave caused a certain amount of small scale chaos, but, did society stop when the airlines stopped flying? You had a lot of people stuck in places they'd rather not be, but society keep moving. During the blackout you had a bunch of people depressed because they couldn't get online, but we survived without any major effects. Hell, in many cases people met their neighbors for the first time, and I'd consider that a good thing personally. I do know that all those examples did disrupt society, but I wouldn't, by any means, say it brought society to its knees. They were nothing more than a little speed bump in a parking lot. Just my two cents.

    10. Re:They were never any golden old days by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      We'll see what you think about that when nearly everyone who can maintain a computer ssytem from the mid 1990s has retired.

      The computer systems from the mid 1990s will have retired long before the High Priests who know how to maintain them (re: paper MCSE's and Bachelor-degree holding *nix geeks) are gone.

      Old retired COBOL guys got a little "bounce" during all the panic over Y2K, but that "crisis" merely provoked a lot of companies to realize the need to move on from those old, cobweb-covered "big iron" mainframes.

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    11. Re:They were never any golden old days by bayers · · Score: 1

      Slavery in the Americas was promoted by the countries that colonized the Americas, England, France, Spain, Portugal.

    12. Re:They were never any golden old days by ta_relax · · Score: 1

      And the great visionary Isaac Asimov has forseen this years ago. Check the novel "caves of steel", you will encounter similar ideas. Robustness and sensitivity are two of the fundamental concepts in control/systems engineering, which also explain this phonomenon although in a different context.

      I strongly agree with Asimov regarding the direction of civilization. We loose robustness more and more to gain a little in efficiency. This is, I believe, a result of capitalism whose only goal is short term myopic optimization!

    13. Re:They were never any golden old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I[f] you stopped air travel for a week..

      We did that once. About 4 years ago. The world didn't end, near as I can recall.

    14. Re:They were never any golden old days by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      In my experience, conservatives tend to under-estimate the robustness of society. As a result they fear any change because they worry it may destabilize everything.

      Progressives, on the other hand, tend to over-estimate the robustness of society. They believe that things will keep working reguarless of how much the institutions of civilization change.

      Both views are forms of extreem naivete. Society can handle all forms of change provided that the core institutions that form the foundation of civilization and allow the proper adjustments to take place remain healthy, but it does not follow that any random set of institutions will allow society and civilization to continue.

      What worries me is not that society can't handle a few bumps but that the vast majority of people can't even list the core institutions critical to the function of western civilization, let alone explain why they are needed. The rampant ignorance reguarding the underpinnings of civilization presents a disturbing problem. Absent a drastic change in public demeanor, it seems we are likely to vote ourselves gradually into barbarity.

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    15. Re:They were never any golden old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The computer systems from the mid 1990s will have retired long before the High Priests who know how to maintain them (re: paper MCSE's and Bachelor-degree holding *nix geeks) are gone.

      You apparently aren't familiar enough with the technical details behind the y2k issue to realize that your kind of thinking is exactly what got everybody into the whole Y2K mess in the first place. Never underestimate the enduring nature of properly maintained computer software and hardware. I'll give you the 'paper MCSE's' might be history, but the COBOLers won't.

    16. Re:They were never any golden old days by saskboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "They were nothing more than a little speed bump in a parking lot."

      Those instances were a speed bump in the grand scheme of things, but they demonstrated just how much people depend on society to be a smooth running machine to do every day tasks like using the washroom, and having clean drinking water. The events in New Orleans put a bit of an exclamation point on the example, since it wiped out and/or strained the first responders to the disaster. Now imagine a tsunami on the west coast? Do you think Victoria, Vancouver, Seattle, San Fran, and LA would all be able to be hit, and there'd be enough international [anything] experts to keep society functioning west of the Rockies?

      We'll know more in a few weeks I'm sure, but if Rita had hit Houston directly, would there still be a cleanup team in New Orleans?

      There will probably always be at least some part of North America unaffected by a widespread disaster, at least unaffected enough to go on as normal, but once police, doctors, and the power/food/water supply is disrupted in a widespread area... well you saw what happened in New Orleans.

      We can't live without electricity. LIVE, not "get online". It's not a luxury anymore here. If you don't have power you don't have a fridge. You don't have water. You don't have a stove probably, to make drinking water. You don't have any way to pump gas at a filling station to get the heck out of Dodge. [No traffic lights too.] And if it's winter, some people don't even have heat, [or A/C in summer]. You don't have a bank machine to get cash anyway, and you don't have any on hand because you used your credit card or debit card all of the time. Stores can't sell anything quickly because they don't have cash registers. And if its snowing, the snow plows have trouble starting because they can't be plugged in to warm up. I hope your manual release on your garage door works too, because otherwise your car is trapped anyway.

      Do you see what I mean now, if there's a prolonged power outage even in a city of 2 million, you can multiply those woes listed there by 2 million or so, and add in sick people in hospitals and old folks homes who might need electricity to breath.

      We're losing touch with how to do the most basic survival tasks like making clean drinking water, or finding food, because someone else does it for us and we pay them. In a day when money means nothing, or there are no supplies, we'll regret that.

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    17. Re:They were never any golden old days by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      The founding of the U.S of A. - hardly golden, it's success was only made possible by the exploitation of thousands of slaves.

      Wow, you've learned some really weird history. Something tells me whomever is teaching you that stuff also has made it clear they are 'persecuted' by the 'mainstream historians' who 'don't want the truth to get out.'

      The kind of 'history' that holocaust deniers and other similar critters traffic in, incidentally.

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    18. Re:They were never any golden old days by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1
      Progressives, on the other hand, tend to over-estimate the robustness of society. They believe that things will keep working reguarless of how much the institutions of civilization change.


      Translation: "They believe that The Man will somehow manage keep things going no matter how much they fuck things up."
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    19. Re:They were never any golden old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some people it did.

      And that was only for a week, and only over the USA and Canada. I don't remember it being a whole week either, but everyone's mail and some peoples lives were significantly disrupted.

    20. Re:They were never any golden old days by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      IMO the worst thing that can happen to our society is a transportation breakdown. What happens if there is a trucker strike that lasts a week, how long will you still be able to get food? When you deprive millions of people of food (who are used to eating) all kinds of bad things tend to happen...

    21. Re:They were never any golden old days by saskboy · · Score: 1

      This is why the destruction of the Canadian railway system is going to cost us BIG time one day. We've pulled out viable tracks, just to let CP and CN sell the steel to the USA where it's gobbled up.

      And there IS [or was?] a more than month long trucker strike at the port in Vancouver. The supplies for all sorts of Asian made goods [read: nearly gosh darn everything] was running low on store shelves in Canada. Everything from Mach 3 razor blades, to international foods in Superstore I noticed were dwindling.

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  87. That's the point by nuggz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That is the point these whiners miss.

    People shouldn't need to understand how things work. They just should.

    In fact today it is nearly impossible for someone to actually know everything about any non trivial item.

    But that's a good thing, we've gotten to the point where the infrastructure and exisitng technology is so reliable that we can basically ignore it and move on to new areas, and expand our knowledge rather than continuosly reinventing what we know.

  88. real tuff questions by woodsrunner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cotton Gin -- basically, pulls the cotton from the unwanted plant parts by pulling it through a filter with, and I haven't seen one since I was a kid, a brush of needles.

    Steam Locomotion -- easy: burn something to heat water resultant expansion pushes piston/turbine to make motion

    Similar to above except uses small amount of gas which is ingited with a spark, or diesel fuel which is ignited through pressure and the resultant locomotion is powered through the driveshaft to turn the wheels. All the accessories are run off of a belt system from the driveshaft: water pump to keep the motor cool, alternator to keep the battery charged and the sparkplugs popping...

    Electricity -- similar to above except instead of turning a wheel or drive shaft a magnet is spun inside a coil of wires and the electricity is produced and transmitted across a grid of wires and transformers to your home. Alternately, running water, nuclear fusion and wind can do this too.

    Telephone: it's basically like pulling the tail of a cat and at the other end the cat screams.

    over the air broadcast system -- same as above, but without the cat.

    Wheel of Fortune -- Vanna White is the oracle of the goddess Fortuna and the wheel intereprets your fate.

    any other smart questions whippersnapper?

    1. Re:real tuff questions by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Telephone: You talk, and the vibrations from the sound waves vibrate a membrane in the phone. The membrane in turn vibrates an electrical element in a coil, which through induction produces a small electrical current. This current is sent through the wires, amplified along the way, until it reaches the earpiece of the other phone, where the exact reverse process uses a membrane to produce sound.

      What was all that about cats???

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    2. Re:real tuff questions by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What was all that about cats???

      Albert Einstein when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

      In recent years no cat has become slang for wireless communication networks.

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    3. Re:real tuff questions by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      For those of you who are wondering what the cat thing is about, the following quote may shed some light on the subject:

      The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.

                                                                          - Albert Einstein

      Source http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/alberte ins148879.html

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    4. Re:real tuff questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I had no idea Einstein was such a patronising prick.

      Geez, what an asshole.

    5. Re:real tuff questions by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Oh... What a weird analogy! Einstein may have been brilliant, but I think he was simultaneously a very, very strange man.

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    6. Re:real tuff questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Steam Locomotion -- easy: burn something to heat water resultant expansion pushes piston/turbine to make motion"

      Computing -- easy: electricity moves between transistors, solving calculations to make OpenOffice

  89. Not a new complaint... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    I'm sure Gutenberg and Ford both felt the same way.

    Damn kids, cruisin' the strip in their fancy aquamarine '57 Chevys, I bet they've never designed an internal combustion engine from scratch in their life! I bet they couldn't maximize the efficiency of an assembly line if their life depended on it!

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  90. I'm not sure your future is correct... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 0, Troll

    In ten years a few engineers will be designing new classes of electronics based on quantum principles... It will all be magic by then.

    I hope you're right. My fear though is that the current generation will be so busy IMing each other and playing video games that they will never learn how to create IM clients or make video games, let alone completely new technologies.

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  91. read previous points by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    this is an article made specifically for grumpy young men, you young whippersnapper.

    skateboards are the devils monkeybars! or something equally insane!

  92. System performance tuning by winkydink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One thing I have noticed over time, is that fewer people (I'll leave age out of the equation) seem to understand how to tune a system or how to identify where the bottlenecks are. More frequently, I see sysadmin-types say that we need a new computer computer when what we need is more memory or faster I/O.

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    1. Re:System performance tuning by m50d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's because system performance has got more complicated. Write-behind caching is good enough these days that more ram or just a software tune might sort an I/O bottleneck just as easily as a replacement drive. If it's a USB drive the problem might actually be the processor, depending on who makes your chipset. Don't even get me started on the number of different I/O modes available for a hard disc these days, just software changes can make a huge difference in speed.

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    2. Re:System performance tuning by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Maybe because people are used to the idea of "needing a new computer" even though it's often not the case these days? It's funny, because I think you're right. When we had very little power at our fingertips, we were much more aware of how it was being used. It's ironic that, now that new computer purchases are often less warranted, we become quicker to propose it as a solution.

      Maybe it's just because a new computer is so inexpensive these days. If you can get a decent computer for $500, it's almost not worth my time to bother trying to fix them anymore.

    3. Re:System performance tuning by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Perhaps replacement is an OK suggestion for at $500 desktop. A $30k (or more) server on the other hand deserves a little more attention before reaching that conclusion.

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    4. Re:System performance tuning by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I don't really even agree with it in the case of the $500 desktop. You're talking to a guy who uses an old laptop with a broken LCD and DVD drive for his primary desktop.

    5. Re:System performance tuning by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      If it works, then sure. If it doesn't... well, how much is an hour of your time worth?

      I'm a consultant at a company that charges around $150/hour, so we run into that question right quick. If I know of a reasonably priced off-the-shelf solution, I will recommend it; the client knows we're not screwing them, and will keep coming back to us for things that do require custom work.

      It's not just the dollar amount that matters, but also the time itself (which we could be spending on something else), plus reliability and flexibility. Fixing a wonky printer, or buying a new one? (Unlike computers, printers don't have a ton of software to reinstall.) Custom programming, or an existing software package that's already got umpteen successful installs, and probably anticipates some features that the customer will later realize they need/want?

    6. Re:System performance tuning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know! Reinstall Windows!

      *days worth of clicking through 'wizards'*

      Uh, oh virus infection! What do we do?

      I know! Reinstall Windows!

      *days worth of clicking through 'wizards'*

      IIS stopped responding! What do we do?

      I know! Reinstall Windows!

      and on and on.

    7. Re:System performance tuning by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      More frequently, I see sysadmin-types say that we need a new computer computer when what we need is more memory or faster I/O.


      That's what I would do - generally, the problems arising from lack of memory is distinctive hard drive thrashing.

      In the event of Faster I/O, then there's a 50/50 chance that there's an archetecture upgrade required. (i.e. replace the mainboard to obtain SATA support.)
  93. Hmm... by absolutlactam · · Score: 0

    Somehow, this doesn't seem very revolutionary. Sufficiently advanced technology breeds several layers of people: the people who use it, the people who sell it, and those who make it. Consider planes. Do you expect a pilot to understand the inner workings of some part of the electrical system? A pilot needs to know how a plane behaves and how to control it, but at some point, there's electromagnetism that goes over their head.

  94. huh... look at that. by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    y'know, I'm almost 20, and now that I think about it, I have a general idea of how all those things work. does that make me really smart? sadly not. but those are all really really simple compared to a pocket calculator, and most people still don't understand them in any detail.

  95. You know you're too old to learn new things when.. by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

    You BLOG about being so far behind the times that you're complaining about in a BLOG. If you wanted to make your point, you should have mailed this out USPS. Your bitchfest is just the same crap your parents said when they were making fun of the folks down the street with indoor plumbing and electricity for being too modern. You are old, a good measure of figuring out how old you are is how much you bitch about new stuff you don't understand.

    So, if I can explain how IM works starting with electrons in a transistor making logic gates all the way through WAN protocols and all of the software crap, am I worthy? I mean, I expect everyone who uses IM to be able to lay out a CPU in silicon before they know enough to use it. That only took me two degrees and 6 years of engineering school, but hey that's reasonable right?

    P.S. Hey smart guy, I make my own ringers for FREE! That's how smart you're not. 99 cents is rediculous.

  96. Old people will always have the same gripe. by jotux · · Score: 1

    Most kids don't understand how computers and cell phones work on a basic level.....just like a lot of middle aged people don't understand how planting crops and raising cattle works....just like most old people don't understand how metal working, or how to make stone tools to defend your cave.

    Maybe when I'm old, I'll want to complain about how "kids today don't appreciate...."

  97. No kidding by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am often put into the role of teaching others how things work. I am 29 years old and have no CS background (I am entirely self-taught). I talk to most techies and they have no idea how things work behind the scenes. I am not talking "this IM client sends the message to the server which sends it to the other IM client." I am talking an in-depth understanding of how things like TCP, IP, and UDP work. They generally have no clue. I actually had one student who had several years of IT experience tell me that he thought UDP and ICMP were the same thing...

    How did I understand how these things worked? I started by reading the oldest documentation I could find. Part of the problem is that computer professionals have become very good at confusing eachother (using the OSI model to discuss TCP/IP for example) and the other part is that the document writers in general don't understand what they are writing about. Then I could go and read newer documentation and have some sense of what it is worth. Good documentation in this industry is a rare thing.

    Maybe it helped that both of my grandparents on my mom's side were writing programs before I was even in diapers ;-)

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    1. Re:No kidding by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Most CS students wouldn't know what you were talking about either. Ideally, CS isn't there to show you the technical guts of a matter - it's all about theory. The way you apply that theory depends on what you want to do, or what your job is. For the most part, CS will focus on algorithm analysis, numerical analysis, programming... etc. If that includes using a network stack with regards to IM protocols, they'll probably know about TCP communication. A person working on pushing bits around in ASM just above the metal probably won't.

      In other words, CS abstracts other things just as much as any other field. In fact, the IM protocol example is perfect - that deals MORE with IT than CS, unless, as mentioned before, you are working on an IM project.

    2. Re:No kidding by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Oh and if your IT person doesn't know the difference between UDP and ICMP, that's a whole different matter, as that doesn't have anything to do with 'old geezer' knowledge - that's still very current. That person needs to brush up on their skills.

    3. Re:No kidding by msaulters · · Score: 1
      Good documentation in this industry is a rare thing.

      Man, you got that right! Used to be, you would buy an O/S and get a truckload of in-depth books covering every aspect of it. Now, you're lucky if you get a CD-ROM that tells you how to change a few config options.

      I think part of the problem is the very fast product cycle we now see. There just isn't time to produce quality docs. The other half of the problem is that there's no incentive to spend the money producing those docs when they can just make you pay to buy 'em separately, or even better, pay overinflated prices for a week of their training program.
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    4. Re:No kidding by kdart · · Score: 1

      I have had to interview a number of poeple for jobs requiring computer science degrees. I am amazed and often apalled that I get poeple with master's in CS that still don't seem to know much of anything. One person with an MSCS didn't even know what a regular expression was. I now believe there are many colleges out there that churn out MSCS just to make their numbers. It cannot be said that you can take any MSCS and trust that they can just jump in and do the job (of Developer, QA, IT, or whatever). You have to question them thouroughly and we end up rejecting most of them.

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    5. Re:No kidding by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Not *my* IT person. He now works as a network administrator for the US Government...

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    6. Re:No kidding by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Man, you got that right! Used to be, you would buy an O/S and get a truckload of in-depth books covering every aspect of it. Now, you're lucky if you get a CD-ROM that tells you how to change a few config options.

      Funny thing is that it didn't take a truckload of indepth books. I have my old SCO System V Xenix (the version that was specially released for the 80486) reference books simply because they are so clear and worth reading for anyone using any varient of *nix. They are probably less than 1500 pages combined. The books explained everything for beginners while still maintianing the level of density required to learn the system indepth. The only documentation that comes close is the FreeBSD Reference and it is twice the size and with half the info.

      SCO Xenix. The software sucks but the documentation makes up for it....

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    7. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've still got DOS 3.2 manuals with man-page style documentation for every command. You don't get that with Windows these days...

    8. Re:No kidding by Danga · · Score: 1

      One person with an MSCS didn't even know what a regular expression was.

      That is because CS is about theory, NOT little easily learned things like RE's. Yes, that is suprising that they had never run across RE's before but I would bet they could pick them up and learn about them much faster than most people without a degree. I only have a BS in CS but I came into my current job about eight months ago with very little knowledge about specifics of anything (and little RE knowledge) and I have helped integrate RE searching into a product, learned how to trouble shoot and recover from errors reading/writing to DVD/CD discs, wrote a backend to a database application, added Intel's IPP to a product among many other things. Can people without any degree succeed? Of course they can. But if I was hiring and had to choose between a person with a BS/MS of CS and someone without I would go with the degree way, way more often than not. I would know they can learn.

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    9. Re:No kidding by kdart · · Score: 1

      My comment has little to do with having a degree or not. Regular expressions ARE part of basic computer science theory. They define pattern matching machines, and the term is found in Sedgewick's classic "Algorithms in C". If a MSCS has no knowledge of REs then I can't understand how they got that degree.

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  98. Ob. Einstein Quote by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

    "Never memorize anything that can be looked up." --Albert F-ing Einstein

  99. Producing vs. Consuming by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

    I don't even see why this is a problem. If anything, this is beneficial for the producers of technology, as their skills become more valuable as a whole culture develops around it. The art of being rich is getting people to depend on you and consuming less than you produce.

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  100. I've got other things to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much of this "instant/continuous communication" world drops away as the pressures (and opportunities) of the real world increase? I've got enough on my plate to worry about where my cats are at this instant, etc.

  101. Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who read "Tech Geezers vs. young blondes"?
    Guess that's part of being a geezer.

  102. The more things change... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Coal fired boiler... Did they understand what was going on at a molecular level? What? They didn't NEED to know to that level?

    Hmm... how is that any different from today?

    Tim

    1. Re:The more things change... by lgw · · Score: 1

      When your coal-fired boiler is acting up, knowing what's going on at the molecular level won't help you fix it. It probably needs a solid whack from a pipe wrench to open that stuck valve. It certainly helps to understand what a valve is.

      When your Java program is acting up and you're pretty sure your code is actually correct, what tools do you have if you can't debug in assembly? How are you going to find the bug in Java/your VM/whatever? Google for it and hope someone else knows? Heck, what if the problem is really that you're out of virtual memery because the disk is full - handy to know enough to see why that matters, no?

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    2. Re:The more things change... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No dispute. However...

      If I'm near a major city, and all the infrastructure is working correctly, I don't need to know how to make my own head gasket for a Land Cruiser (tm). However, if I blow a head gasket in the middle of Kenya (happened to a buddy of mine), it may pay to understand enough of the physical characteristics necessary to fashion a temporary gasket from some chewing gum and the thick leaf from a large, nearby plant.

      At every step along the way, it would seem that what's important is "relevant depth of understanding." Relevant to the context in which you work. For some, that may go no further than the key that starts the car. For others, understanding the digitally encoded key interface to the ECC may be an absolute necessity. All users don't need the same level of understanding.

      It's for this reason that I am not bothered by Dr. Sagan's oft-quoted "We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology." Replace "science and technology" with "fire and sword making" or "blacksmithing and horses" and you can find periods of history where this generalized statement applies.

      The issue seems to be where we establish the "relevant depth of understanding" level. As long as you can accept *some* variance between the user and the developer, I've got no argument with your point.

      Tim

    3. Re:The more things change... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Fair comments. But then, I only get annoyed at developers who don't understand how the tools they use work. It's just unprofessional (for someone past their first few years in the field).

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  103. He complains about not acting like a 14 year old? by ThyPiGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So he is upset because he's not with it, as all 14 year old girls are.. solely because they talk on their cell phones to all of their other teen friends and waste time by IMing? I'm 20. I use my cell phone as my main means of communication but probably dont talk on it more than 2 hours a month. I use IM to stay updated at work and check homework for school..

    If he were clever he'd stop complaining and start capitalizing on stupid teen trends.

  104. Re:I do not have a cell phone! I'm a geezer. by Linegod · · Score: 1

    >> ...I have a bunch of VAXen in my basement...
    >%DCL-W-INCREDULITY
    >I hate to break it to you, but you've been dead for some time now.

    This is, quite possibly, the funniest thing I have read in months.

    Good job.

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  105. You win the thread by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    NT

  106. Down with ageism. by Pinback · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After racism and sexism die out, maybe we can go after ageism. Making arbitrary distinctions based on age is just as bad as doing so based on race or sex.

    1. Re:Down with ageism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it wrong that I don't want to have sex with an 89 year old Asian man?

    2. Re:Down with ageism. by starling · · Score: 1

      Depends. Why not ask him?

    3. Re:Down with ageism. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Won't death eventually solve this problem?

    4. Re:Down with ageism. by Pinback · · Score: 1

      No. These are problems with the living, not the dead.

      Unless you mean the ultimate death of the whole human race. (Whether it be by natural causes or not.)

    5. Re:Down with ageism. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I was referring to the concept that some software jerks have that the "old people" that do not understand computers will eventually die out (like dinosaurs). That is the ultimate conceit of the worst part of geek culture.

      Since about 1950, when "youth culture" became popular, it has become the norm to challenge "the elders". Each generation's extremists seem to go farther than the previous one by doing stuff that their parents wouldn't do. It's a no-win game, but the notion that kids have to differentiate themselves from their parents is nicely helped along by the entertainment industry.

      Sound familiar?

  107. I agree, and I'm 21... by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 1

    Sad isn't it. I'm only 21 yet I feel a technology divide with the younger generation. I cut my teeth on IRQ conflicts in the DOS days. While I can't build a tranciever from scratch without instructions, I do my own volt-mod soldering in order to overclock my computers even further. I am a technology enthusiast in the purest form. I keep up with everything from nanotech to cellphones to the newest processor fabrication techniques. The thing is, I don't really take advantage of the technology I know exists. I have a cell phone(Moto V551, upgrading to a ROKR), no land line, but I don't play games or text unless I feel texting would be better than a voicemail. I average about 5 texts per month and 300 peak minutes per month. At work I don't leave people voicemails, I walk upstairs and talk to them face to face. Partly because this ensures that I am not ignored by the guy talking with me on the phone, talking to a coworker, and sending an e-mail all at the same time.

    What amazes my the most is the total lack of interest kids have in how their computer works. Most kids who call themselves hardcore gamers these days don't even know what an AGP Slot is much less an Interrupt. I guess we have Dell to thank.

    Maybe I'm old fashioned, or maybe I'm just old. The thing is, I'm the one they come to when they have computer problems and I'm the one who explains why this service does not work on that particular model of cell phone, and why Cingular has better coverage in this area because they have 850MHz/1900MHz towers whereas T-Mobile only uses 1900MHz towers.

    -Dan

    1. Re:I agree, and I'm 21... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1


      What amazes my the most is the total lack of interest kids have in how their computer works. Most kids who call themselves hardcore gamers these days don't even know what an AGP Slot is much less an Interrupt. I guess we have Dell to thank.

      I'm 24, and this pisses me off to no end.

      It bugs the *hell* out of me when people pretend to know something about this, but won't educate themselves to a minimal degree.

      It bugs the *hell* out of me when 'hardcore' gamers, who spend 20+ hours a week playing video games, won't figure out what type of ram they should use in their systems, can't do a simple upgrade by themselves (read, take the system to BestBuy for a ram upgrade), and accept system 'problems' as natural 'cruft' that builds up between reformats.

      Come on! It takes less time to put a ram chip in your machine than to drive the damn thing to best buy! Keeping ram standards straight (DDR, SDR, various speeds, DIMM, SIMM, RIMM, SoDIMM) it FAR easier than, say, mastering a trade profession in World of Warcraft, or perfecting your counterstrike techinque.

      It practically makes me foam at the mouth when people 'prefer' to have the 'professionals' at a compusa or bestbuy perform services on their machine, because DIY is 'not as reliable'.

      Maybe I'm just bitter. I feel that if you spend a *lot* of time working on something, you should know about it. I drive my car around, but I don't spend a lot of time with it; as such, I'm not a car expert. I can change my own oil, I can do basic maintenance. But I don't think I could replace the engine.

      Anyone who considers themselves a 'poweruser' should develop basic knowledge of the parts of a computer. The difference between video card ram and main system ram. Knowledge of why a geforce 6200 with 128 Mb of ram is inferior to a Geforce 6800 GT with 128 Mb of ram. If you aren't conversant in this kind of stuff, don't expect me to respond well if you question my explanations.

      I have no problem spendings _hours_ trying to explain various aspects of computing in laymans terms to people with little or no knowledge. I find it enjoyable to educate people willing to learn.

      I foam at the mouth when a self-proclaimed 'poweruser' reinterates a flawed or misinterpted explanation he got from the local bestbuy drone about graphics card performance, or the superiority of the Windows printing system over the OS X printing system. Worse, its impossible to argue with these people, since they don't know enough of *ANYTHING* to actually respond to what you say, or understand it.

      I know quite a bit about computers and electronics in general, and I try to approach nearly everything with an open mind. I've often been corrected (yes, on Slashdot, too), and I'll change my tune when I'm shown the truth.

      I have no respect for people with less knowledge AND more arrogance than me.

      True story: My computing illiterate cousin was complaining about how my internet was so much slower than his.

      Cousin: "I can download every video on this site in 5 minutes! Obviously, your linux isn't internet compatible, or your internet connection sucks. Why can't you just use Windows, my computer NEVER downloads this slow."

      Me: "Oh really? 300 megs of data in 5 minutes, on a 4 Mbit connection. That's unpossible! Let's see... 4/8= .5 MBps maximum transfer, with no overhead. 300/.5= 600 seconds, = 10 minutes. Minimum. Not to mention stuff like the site being slow, or other people using the connection, or all kinds of factors"

      Cousin: "I don't care about your facts! I know the truth! I'm not interested in all that stuff! I just download it, and its WAY faster!"

      Me: "It's physically impossible to download it faster than 10 minutes. Can't be done. Do you want me to explain why?"

      Cousin: "No. I don't care. Mine works faster, that's all I care about. Maybe you should try windows."

      I was not happy.

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    2. Re:I agree, and I'm 21... by narcc · · Score: 1

      I agree completely -- nothing "bugs the hell out of me" more than willful ignorance! Ugh, and those morons at best buy/radio shack/comp usa/etc. who tell people some of the most absurd shit I've ever had to contradict!

      (Sure, bring me your computer so I can fix it for free while you call me a liar because I tell you something other than what the retarded-ape-at-staples/genius-son/brother-in-law- who-knows-everything-about-computers told you! -- It makes me sick!)

      And those people who have no clue who *still* argue with you! AUGH! Or those who *know* they have no clue and *insist* that you are wrong! AUGH! /me continues ranting ...

      AUGH! People suck!

  108. Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's the modern dilemma: there is too much to know. Two or three hundred years ago, you could read every book ever written.

    But committing to memory all of the oral tradition even in one culture would have a similar education to what we have today. I think it was Pliny who said that the Druids had something like 20 years of training. And it doesn't take a professional Linguist to read something like "How to Kill a Dragon" and realize the depth of these traditions. Or how easily can one commit the entire Rig Veda to memory (it was originally memorized, you know).

    In other words, the required knowledge in specialized fields really isn't a new phenominon.

    The second issue is that most of this stuff isn't really that conceptually complex. It can easily be explained in Contemporary Standard American English without using jargon. The problem is that people have so much ego invested in broken analogies (OSI model used to "explain" how TCP works, for example, with few people even remembering that OSI was supposed to be a competitor to TCP and built along fundamentally different assumptions).

    In short it is not that there is too much to know, but that it is hard to winnow it down so that you know what information to consume. The problem is compounded by broken requirements like knowing the OSI model which is not only dead but broken.

    (I always tell people to memorize the OSI model for exams and then don't ever worry about using it after.)

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    1. Re:Not really. by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I'd like to start out by saying that, being Irish, I've always had a softspot for Druidic cultural tidbits. =]

      What I meant when I said the modern dilemma was the philosophical problem of there being more knowledge in the world than any one person can consume, with the obvious implications on ethics etc. I can't remember the actual name for the dilemma, but it has probably been around for a long time.

      My old philosophy prof always said "the modern dillema" so I supposed I co-opted that. I guess "two or three hundred years ago" was a very poor choice of wording. I was actually worried about that, haha.

      Anywho, I would contend that there is simply, even in conceptual form, too much information for any one person to learn and comprehend, even with an impressive Druid-like memory. =] And I would also go on to argue that there is a very low limit for the amount of information any one person can realistically effectively use on a daily basis, creating a necessity to break up fields of study as they grow and become more complex. Thus the saying "Jack of all trades, master of none."

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    2. Re:Not really. by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      ...with few people even remembering that OSI was supposed to be a competitor to TCP and built along fundamentally different assumptions ...
      The problem is compounded by broken requirements like knowing the OSI model which is not only dead but broken.


      I'll bite.

      Why does the fact TCP and OSI were once competitors matter in modern discourse? Further, what is more dead and broken about the OSI 7 layer model versus the DoD 4 layer model? Finally, how exactly are the basic assumptions of OSI and TCP so different? (The prioritization of goals may be somewhat different, interoperability versus reliability for instance, but I don't see how the basic problem spaces differ so extremely.)

      I certainly hope you're not arguing against layering of protocols altogether.

    3. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why does the fact TCP and OSI were once competitors matter in modern discourse? Further, what is more dead and broken about the OSI 7 layer model versus the DoD 4 layer model? Finally, how exactly are the basic assumptions of OSI and TCP so different?

      If we ran a 7-layer network stack based on the OSI model you would have a point. But TCP/IP is designed around a 4-layer model. Trying to fit it up against the 7-layer OSI model doesn't work because it doesn't give you an accurate picture of what is going on.

      The main problem is this: OSI was designed around the assumption that every layer would handle very specific types of problems (such as error detection) while TCP/IP is a much more flexible model where only 4 functions are required and the rest can be implimented wherever makes the most sense in your environment. For example, UDP doesn't handle restreaming the way TCP does, so if you want to handle streams over UDP (i.e. as in TFTP), you impliment this in the application layer. The OSI model doesn't really model this in any way which matches what is going on.

      The 4-layer DoD model is really simple. You have 4 layers which handle specific problems (from the bottom up):

      1) network access layer: How do we transmit over the wire?

      2) Internetwork Layer: Now do we get the packet to the right computer over a heterogenous bunch of intermediary networks?

      3) Transport Layer: How do we make sure that the data being sent gets to the right program?

      4) Application Layer: How do we apply this data?

      This model matches what is actually happening. The OSI model does not, though it might have had the OSI protocol suite ever been fully developed (all we have are a couple of protocols like HDLCP or whatever it's called and some concepts never covered in classes (like virtual circuits) which have made their way into convergance protocols such as ATM.

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    4. Re:Not really. by eneville · · Score: 1

      7 layer OSI is quite clear, and works well in practice.

    5. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      7 layer OSI is quite clear, and works well in practice.

      I strongly disagree. In reality it offers nothing that a basic understanding of TCP/IP *as it is generally implimented* doesn't offer, except that it promises an understanding that it doesn't deliver on because the model was supposed to be the basis for a TCP/IP replacement.

      OSI was supposed to be the next big thing. It was supposed to offer complete convergance of data and voice networking (and hence it was mostly sponsored by telecoms). In the context of the protocol suite it was supposed to act as the foundation for, you are right-- it is clear and worked relatively well. But since nobody *uses* the OSI protocol suite partly because it was never fully implimented, it is sort of like trying to use diagrams of a armored personnel carrier and its gas turbine engine to teach automobile mechanics. It sort of works but many of the concepts (such as the specific suspension and purpulsion systems) are too different to make for a clear understanding of the intended target.

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    6. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      What I meant when I said the modern dilemma was the philosophical problem of there being more knowledge in the world than any one person can consume, with the obvious implications on ethics etc. I can't remember the actual name for the dilemma, but it has probably been around for a long time.

      Ok. Fair enought. I would say it has been around for at least the last 4500 years or so. In some ways I think the real problem is that we are forgetting to be clear about what we write. So there is a lot of crap out there. This makes the problem unmanageable.

      But if you think our field has too much information, try studying philology sometime. Imagine having a field that involves discussing stylistic elements of writings as they evolved over time. The shear amount of source material is heavily daunting in this field even before you get into the theories that are used. If you want a humbling experience, read "How to Kill a Dragon" by Calvert Watkins. It is an introduction to philology and poetics of Indo-European languages. If you are remotely interested in the Druids, you will not be disappointed (the book doesn't cover them directly, but does spend some time on the mechanics of the Irish Rosc).

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    7. Re:Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is funny. Somebody just posted actual reasons why OSI is broken.

      How about you refute his claims? Or is it that you don't actually know what you are talking about?

    8. Re:Not really. by aonaran · · Score: 1

      Don't forget this stuff is taught in the same classes where people learn that Internic assigns IP addresses, and that Classful divisions of the IPv4 addressing space are actually still meaningful. :P to Cisco and Microsoft for teaching this garbage to the people that they hope will run networks.

    9. Re:Not really. by ebyrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To me, it has always been clear the OSI 7 layer model is a good general description of how protocol stacks go togther, while TCP/IP is one good example of a well-implemented (and minimal) protocol stack.

      This is clear when the models are put side-by-side like this:

      OSI . . . . . .TCP/IP . . . .DOD
      Application . .Application . Process
      Presentation . Application . Process
      Session . . . .TCP . . . . . Host to Host
      Transport . . .TCP . . . . . Host to Host
      Network . . . .IP . . . . . .Internet
      Data Link . . .Ethernet . . .Network Access
      Physical . . . Ethernet . . .sub-network access
      Why does the fact TCP and OSI were once competitors matter in modern discourse?

      Trying to fit [the TCP/IP model] up against the 7-layer OSI model doesn't work because it doesn't give you an accurate picture of what is going on.
      ...
      For example, UDP doesn't handle restreaming the way TCP does, so if you want to handle streams over UDP (i.e. as in TFTP), you impliment this in the application layer. The OSI model doesn't really model this in any way which matches what is going on.


      I don't follow this reasoning, I've just shown you the matchup, where exactly doesn't that matchup work?

      As to how well you can model doing UDP streaming via an application under the OSI model, one can either argue the OSI model doesn't work because it's messy to model UDP streaming, or one can argue that streaming UDP is messy when the OSI model shows various software modules spanning logical protocol layers in strange ways. Either way OSI is just a model, a way of thinking about a problem, that sometimes helps categorize and understand it better. No single framework works equally for every application.

      what is more dead and broken about the OSI 7 layer model versus the DoD 4 layer model?

      The 4-layer DoD model is really simple. You have 4 layers which handle specific problems (from the bottom up):
      ...
      This model matches what is actually happening. The OSI model does not...

      Okay, so DoD is simpler and matches the most commonly deployed TCP/IP stacks as implemented. That makes it a better direct description of TCP/IP, but not necessarily a better model for thinking about protocol stacks and protocol implementations in general. And DoD *should* be a better direct description of TCP/IP, since it is really a protocol description based on TCP/IP rather than a model for building protocol stacks based on broad experience in the first place...

      Finally, how exactly are the basic assumptions of OSI and TCP so different?

      OSI was designed around the assumption that every layer would handle very specific types of problems

      Actually, my understanding was always that the OSI model broke the protocol description/implementation problem space into 7 logical and easily identifiable layers which could be implemented in any number of physical or logical modules to get the job done (These modules might span layers, break down individual layers into smaller chunks, or even be missing in some cases.) In fact, one of the original reasons for having the OSI model was so when two developers wrote different modules which had to interact with each other they'd know where everyone sat on the whole "protocol food-chain" as it were.

      If we always had to have a one to one mapping between layers in our model and layers in our implementation, then inventions like SSL/TLS would require whole new models, not just new stack implementations. And yet, no one talks about the "5-layer SSL model", or at least no one I've ever heard of. Instead SSL managed to slide neatly into the Presentation Layer gap left in the TCP/IP implementation. Something we wouldn't even be able to talk about under the 4 layer DoD model. (Even better, SSL managed to keep an interface almost identical to TCP to avoid application rewriting...)

    10. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      If we always had to have a one to one mapping between layers in our model and layers in our implementation, then inventions like SSL/TLS would require whole new models, not just new stack implementations. And yet, no one talks about the "5-layer SSL model", or at least no one I've ever heard of. Instead SSL managed to slide neatly into the Presentation Layer gap left in the TCP/IP implementation.

      Interesting point. However I see it as something else. SSL is a sort of "shim" that runs in the application layer. Other inter-layer shims include ARP, IPSec, etc.

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    11. Re:Not really. by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      SSL is a sort of "shim" that runs in the application layer. Other inter-layer shims include ARP, IPSec, etc.

      In a sense this is true, but SSL is a lot more than just a "thunking" layer (like compression can be) since it requires it's own handshaking etc. I normally wouldn't think of a shim on one machine talking directly to a shim on another machine, but in a layered protocol model equivalent layers talking to each other makes some sense.

      Of course, a weakness in the OSI model, is that it doesn't spend a lot of time getting into how to make the API's between layers more consistent, standard and useable... Which is invariably an issue.

    12. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      In a sense this is true, but SSL is a lot more than just a "thunking" layer (like compression can be) since it requires it's own handshaking etc.

      So does IPSec with opertunistic encryption. Do we give it its own layer too?

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    13. Re:Not really. by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      So does IPSec with opertunistic encryption. Do we give it its own layer too?

      I'm not really familiar enough with IPSec to say. As far as I understand it, IPsec sort of blends in with the IP/network layer, whereas SSL seems much more distinct from the TCP implementation. Then again, maybe it just seems that way to me because I've spent time reading up on SSL, but less so on IPsec.

      Note: Using a symmetric pre-shared key (as IPSec can) makes encryption into something that can fit into a shim without requiring special handshaking. It would also seem likely the same could be done when both ends of a connection have public/private key pairs. Whereas SSL can generate shared session keys when only one side has a public/private key-pair, and it always requires extra handshaking that cannot merely be padded into existing packets.

    14. Re:Not really. by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      Note: Using a symmetric pre-shared key (as IPSec can) makes encryption into something that can fit into a shim without requiring special handshaking. It would also seem likely the same could be done when both ends of a connection have public/private key pairs. Whereas SSL can generate shared session keys when only one side has a public/private key-pair, and it always requires extra handshaking that cannot merely be padded into existing packets.


      It can work this way, though I have usually used public/private keys.

      However, with oportunistic encryption, you have to have an ISAKMP key exchange "handshake" before any traffic can be protected via IPSec.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  109. Heh. I remember that. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    It happened to me once, anyway.

    In 1987, just after I graduated from college, I bought an equalizer from the Sound of Music store near the Ridgedale shopping center in Minnetonka, MN (for the curious, Sound of Music was a Twin Cities stereo/electronics store that later grew a bit bigger and changed its name to Best Buy), and it came with two huge sheets of schematics. The unit was made by Audio Reflex, and it's still working, although I've disconnected it for the time being.

    Not bad for an $80 component. :-)

    --
    Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  110. It'll Happen To YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Completing quote.....=)

  111. Re:Sheesh! We all have specialites by slackerboy · · Score: 1

    If a modern geek were dropped off naked on an island and told to start over, he'd never get to the point of smelting iron in one lifetime.

    Only if said geek hadn't read Caveman Chemsitry. The book covers everything from making fire, through making gless and smelting copper, to producing plastics.

    --
    Things to do today: See list of things to do yesterday
  112. Demigods? by DoktorTomoe · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt a large part of geeks are seen as demigods from their technology-impaired peers. Some strange technofreaks, yeah, but demigods?

    Hell, just look on our paycheck and decide if this is worthy for someone of the ranks of Hercules.

  113. Wow. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Nice post. Something I've thought for a long time. But, at the same time, I think you may be seeing malice where there is none.

    There are certainly those who belittle the "younger generation" for their own self-aggrandizement. But there are also those who are genuinely concerned for the future. I see them every day. Unfortunately, from a distance, the two tend to look alike.

    The real old farts to be worried about, though, aren't the ones blogging about the demise of universal technical knowledge. Those who are really "out to get you" are the ones that sit quietly in the corner, bemoaning the rise of the "Clinton generation" and cheap, open communcations, and, of course everybody's favorite running jokes, "hackers" and "terrorists". They quietly work to bring back the days when "old men send young men to die in war". They push for the end of universal computing and widespread access to knowledge. They will happily ruin the economy via outsourcing, immigration, and dependence on foreign energy rather than give an inch to their own children.

    Those are the ones that will have to be dragged into the streets and shot when the time comes, not old geeks that want kids to understand how microprocessors work.

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  114. This isn't a problem. by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's simply not necessary for people to know how everything they use works. I know how to series-wind an AC motor, but there's no reason why everyone who wants to vacuum their floor should have to. It's called the social division of labor. I don't really know how to make clothes, operate a bottling plant, or weave a carpet, but there are people who do.

    Back in the days when most people lived on farms and made most of the things they used by themselves, we all lived in rather squalid conditions. Let's hear it for specialization!

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    1. Re:This isn't a problem. by argent · · Score: 1

      I know how to series-wind an AC motor, but there's no reason why everyone who wants to vacuum their floor should have to.

      No, but they should know that there's an electric motor in there, and if it starts to smell like burning hair they have a problem. They should be able to reseat the drive belt if it comes loose. They should at least know you need to empty the bag now and then. The kinds of things people don't know about the technology they use really are this basic.

      I don't really know how to make clothes

      But could you sew a button back on? No? Really?

    2. Re:This isn't a problem. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Back in the days when most people lived on farms and made most of the things they used by themselves, we all lived in rather squalid conditions. Let's hear it for specialization!
      Right. I prefer L. Long's philosophy;
      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    3. Re:This isn't a problem. by rthille · · Score: 1

      It's simply not necessary for people to know how everything they use works.

      No, but people who care _nothing_ for how _everything_ around them works drive me crazy. I don't know how to series-wind an AC motor, but I have the curiosity and intelligence to wonder, "Hey, should I know how to do that? I wonder how long it would take me to learn that." People who never think at all about the world around them and how it works just seem to me to be missing something.
      Lately I've been reading lots of Richard Dawkins just because I'm curious about the details of evolution. I wonder what would happen to the world if a 'Hamner-Brown' type event happened. Would the remaining people be standing around wondering why their cell phones didn't work?

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    4. Re:This isn't a problem. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Hey, I like Heinlein's work as much as the next guy, but how many people do you kow who really can do all those things? Did Robert ever set a bone or design a building?

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  115. Addressing the issue from a technology standpoint by stuffduff · · Score: 1
    I'm working on a method of addressing this issue at home. It's a very small combination of a Bar and a Computer Science Lab. The notes may be taken on napkins, and the writing may benefit (or suffer) from a certain 'fluidity' depending on the hour. However the fact that some people actually will take the time to delve into the mysteries of raw, historic, computer science is priceless. Today we honor and venerate the folks who similarly flew by the seat of their pants just to see if they could play space traveler on a PDP-7. Now a days I'd like to know that a system administrator knows more about core wars than GTA.

    The fact that I can hand someone a core memory board, or a 16 bit adder made with individual transistors. That I can hand them a chipset like the 4004. Or that I can show that with the right algorithm and code, that I can solve the same problem set on an old Unix box in less time than it takes for them to get their solution to run on their GHz laptops. That's when the light goes on. That's when they begin to see that they can do a hell of a lot more with a hell of a lot less than they thought. That's when they begin to realize that quality makes a difference. That's when they begin to see that they can save themselves a lot of time and trouble, save their companies a lot of time and money and become the next shining star in the IT department.

    We live in a world where a lot of stupid things are not just possible, but down right idiotically easy. Or at least they appear that way to those with shallow understandings of how things work, until the day when they fail to meet expectations and the 'Old-Geezer' call is made. And sure enough, he can take a look, pinpoint the problem and fix it. Because he knows what is really happening. Because he was using 'Data-Blocks' before the authors of XML were born.

    The history is important. Today we are incredibly lucky. If we were talking philosophy, we could never actually talk to Plato or Socrates. If we were talking Medicine, we could not speak with Hippocrates or Galen. And while we have already lost pioneers like Vannevar Bush, we can still actually hear Knuth, Ritchie & the like because almost everything they did happened in our lifetimes. Real code written by real human beings with a true calling and a passion for their art. Not some company pushing a library of a million lines of buggy, over generalized code asking "Where Do You Want To Go Today."

    Clear Quality Understanding --> Clean Tight Code --> Problem Solved.

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  116. Techno-Cultural Divide by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of when I was at a family reunion and took some pictures with my digital camera. I burned them onto a CD and I labeled it "Family Reunion Images" and handed it to my grandpa. He looked at the CD and said "Images?! You take Images of Mars. You take PICTURES of your family."

  117. Kids learn what they need to know to do things by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Okay, when you old geezers were teenagers, in the era of VAC20 motherboards, did you know how semi-conductors actually *work*? A few teenagers did, a few teenagers do today, but you didn't need to know that, so most people who messed with computers didn't. A lor of you went to college and learned the QM, metallurgy, whatever there, so that's okay.

      Fast forward to when I was a teenager - could I assemble a circuit board from scratch, did I know machine code or assembly language? Mostly I knew higher level languages - it was sufficient for what I wanted to do. And there were an order of magnitude more teenagers in my generation messing with computers than in the generation before, and that was a good thing. After I went to college I learned most of what I would've needed to know to mess with computers 20 years prior, so it isn't as if the knowledge is being lost; furthermore, the total number of teenagers who knew how to sotter a board together was probably higher in 1995 than it was in 1985, even if it was a smaller proportion of the total teenagers who had computers.

      Nowadays you have these kids and they know html, they know how to use mIRC even if they don't even know what raw IRC instructions even are - they know how to use all this stuff that prior generations painstakingly built for them. It's sufficient for their purposes, that's great. And kids today - an order of magnitude more of them are using computers than ten years ago. When they go to school, if they're serious about it, they'll learn C, they'll learn some assembly, they'll learn how to build circuitry, they'll learn how semiconductors work.

      The next generation may start out talking to their computers, whatever - I won't pretend to be able to predict the direction computers will take over the next decade, b/c I can look back in time and see that the predictions I would've made would've been pretty lousy. But, whatever it is, the skill sets of the young people will be suited to what they want to do, the minimum skillset to achieve any given end will be simpler to obtain (which is GOOD), and if they want to understand how all this stuff really works they'll go to college and they'll learn it there.

      There's a core group of teenagers today who know just as much as I did - and in fact I think that group is probably larger than the similar cohort ten years ago, but as a proportion of total users, even total *skilled* users, the percentage of people who really know what is going on is dropping like a rock, okay, that's true. But it is healthy and good - a sign of ongoing progress.

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  118. Define what an IQ of 100 means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without using a median and prove your "scale" is linear in order to make an arithmetic average meaningful.

  119. Dinosaur by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "I'll arrive in my Ford Bronto "

    Freudian slip, or intentional humor?

  120. Yeah? Well in myyyyy day.... by stimpleton · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.

    Yeah? Well, in my day, on the way to my punchcard programming job, I'd have to walk to work in 6 feet of snow, in my bare feet, only stopping to warm them in fresh cow-pats along the way!

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    In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
    1. Re:Yeah? Well in myyyyy day.... by narcc · · Score: 2, Funny

      You spoiled kids, getting everything handed to you on a silver platter. Punchcards? HA! A Luxury! We had to program the computer by physical reconfiguration. And only six miles in the snow? I had to walk from Princeton, NJ clear to Boston, MA in the snow, up hill both ways, with no shoes!

  121. A good thing by boatboy · · Score: 1

    While a general decline in math and science is obviously not good, I don't think this is neccessarily evidence of it. Technology is best when the user doesn't need to think about it. I don't have to question how they get that graphite in the middle of a piece of wood to use a pencil. I pick it up, use it, and it works pretty well. I definitely don't think phones, transportation, or computers have "arrived" in that sense, but it's clear it's heading that direction.

    For those of us who enjoy understanding "how" and have capacity/willingness to learn, we're in for better paying jobs, and improving or supporting existing tech. So all in all, I don't really mind it...

  122. I can't read this Bronze font with my bifocals! by tty21 · · Score: 1

    I think the inevitable is taking place - the man on the street is seeing ever decreasing cost on the consumer technology items and it's cheaper to just run out and buy a new item than try to repair the old stuff, no one is learning the guts of the new technology and the result is our dependence on low cost retailers to keep our communications, entertainment and home needs met. I'm starting to understand the dinosaur's like book publishers and music industry moguls. They're just making their last stand look good. Cmdr Taco! - since when is a blog entry news????!!!

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  123. I see it every day by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It will be pretty funny when all of us oldtimers are gone and no one knows how to even change a lightbulb, let alone how it works.

    No appreciation or understanding of what it took to get here will be the death of them all someday.

    Am i a grumpy old man that doesnt see the value in what people today call 'progress'? Damned right i am.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  124. I can see his point somewhat... by Yaztromo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to admit, I do wonder somewhat if todays youth is at a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to the nuts-and-bolts of computing.

    I was fortunate. I grew up in the generation where having a computer in your home was possible, with devices like the Apple II, Commodore VIC-20 (or 64) or original IBM PC (and later PC XT) weren't completely outside the purchasing ability of your typical middle-class income family.

    For this, I count myself lucky. The level of complexity was significantly lower in some regards (the hardware and software didn't do anywhere near as much as a system can do today), however to actually use those systems you typically had to get to know the overall system better.

    Today, if you can move a pointing device, you can use a computer. This is a huge step forward in usability and productivity over the old days, but it can also seductively mask the overall complexity inherent in the system. You don't need to know how to POKE a memory location to change the colour of your display's background -- a few simple clicks will do it for you.

    By also having more limited possibilities way-back-when, it was somewhat easier to play around with the system, because there were a certain set of delineations as to what was and wasn't possible. Advances in both raw processing power and standard system features/capabilities means that there are so many more facets that jump at you at once, I can imagine it would be hard to figure out where to start just writing a basic program -- there is a huge explosion of options now which simply didn't exist back then. We didn't have half a dozen (or more) APIs per platform to do something, so one didn't have to waste a lot of time trying to figure out which API is best for the task at hand. You didn't have a choice, so you used what was available. And things like audio and video were severely limited by the hardwares capabilities.

    There is also the fact that because storage is now cheap, and applications are expected to be more complicated, that the barriers to entry in terms of playing with source code have risen quite a bit. Gone are the days where, because storage was so expensive, you'd buy a book or a magazine with source code listings in it. I remember typing some of these things in, and playing around with them while I was doing so. It was very educational. But such facilities don't really exist today. Magazines can cheaply include a CD-ROM, and the most common platform out there doesn't have any sort of built-in interpreter that you can just type instructions into and play around with like the old systems did (even if it was BASIC).

    Now as a user, I dont want to go back to those days. They're dead and gone for a good reason. But just as we give kids toy hammers and cars to play with to grasp certain concepts before we give them a real hammer or let them drive a real car, we don't seem to have a similar sort of system for learning computer software development. We seem to lack any good, common development environments for the young to learn programming concepts.

    I started coding when I was 10 -- a relatively common age for my generation. But this sort of thing doesn't seem to happen anymore.

    Now on the other side of things, todays 10 year old is more savvy in the way of telecommunications. They can do research on topics quickly and easily on the Internet, whereas the ability to do so when I was 10 simply didn't exist. So I don't think it's fair to say that todays youth are less tech savvy in general -- they have skills which we didn't (and many of whom in my generation still don't) possess. But I do think they are at a certain disadvantage when it comes to programming, if only because the barriers to entry have risen substantially (not to mention the fact that there are so many other cool distractions now that didn't exist back then).

    Yaz.

    1. Re:I can see his point somewhat... by mcrbids · · Score: 1
      This is a huge step forward in usability and productivity over the old days, but it can also seductively mask the overall complexity inherent in the system.

      Great. You did POKEs and the like. Did you fill out punch cards? Did you design any of the circuitry in those computers? How many circuits have you soldered together?

      In each generation of technology, there's a "black box" from the previous generation. These black boxes encompass increasing complexity, and are "black boxed" in that they provide a degree of abstraction from the complexity inside.

      That's the basis of good technology - can it be black-boxed? If so, it provides the necessary abstraction to allow it to become infrastructure for the next layer of development.

      I routinely do programming with remote calls over TCP. Do I know or CARE exactly how the TCP stack negotiates the virtual socket? Not at all. I write:

      $fp=fopen($url, 'r');

      and I have the connection. I don't worry about the lower layers of the communication stack, the MAC address negotiation between my computer and the router, the router's socket management algorithms, or any of that stuff - it's all "black boxed" and is infractructure for me.

      Put another way: How many of you actually know what a torque converter is? Some of you will, but many of you don't - yet it's in every car with an automatic transmission...
      "It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and by eminent people when they are making speeches, that we should cultivate the habit of thinking what we are doing. The precise opposite is the case. Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them."
       
      --Alfred Whitehead
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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  125. Using the API by Atraxen · · Score: 1

    I think most of us know how to operate a steering wheel. Many also know how to connect a car radio. I suspect few of us (myself included) can write a page off the cuff on the construction of our car's alternator cap, or know the gear ratio of our transmission. Or, for the matter, the workings of an automatic transmission and the torque converter.

    However, we do understand the Han Solo School of Repair (whack it and see if it works). Good tech eventually becomes seamless enough that you only need to understand the interface to operate it. Design of good tech, well, that's why I'm after a professorship - education = good, and that's the step that takes some learnin'.

    --
    Be careful of your thoughts; they could become words at any minute...
  126. Knowledge isn't everything by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a fun book! But my point is it takes more than knowledge for civilization to work - it takes workers and infastructure.

    Without an infastructure, you have to devote all your energy to survival. Edison was able to concentrate on the light bulb because somebody else had built his house, somebody else farmed wheat and baked his bread, somebody else had birthed and raised and taught him, etc.

    I just think it's easy to become arrogant when you say, "I know how stuff works and these idiots around me don't." We all need each other, regardless of who knows what.

  127. "They" are not part of anything by gelfling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "They" don't know shit about how their own technology works. They don't care. That's the real divide; you do.

    And in all honesty I'm not sure I'm going to care that much about Vista for example. When it breaks it will do whatever it does to recover itself, or not, or I'll go out and buy another 350 dollar e Machine. Big whoop - how many hours of your time is it worth to mess with it?

    I suppose I could dink with innards of my MP3 player and solder in a new 2 dollar capacitor or something. But probably not. Probably I'll just toss it in the trash.

    1. Re:"They" are not part of anything by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'm going to care that much about Vista for example. When it breaks it will do whatever it does to recover itself, or not, or I'll go out and buy another 350 dollar e Machine. Big whoop - how many hours of your time is it worth to mess with it?

      If you know how to fix it, it's likely going to take fewer hours to fix it than to go out and buy a new one.

  128. This reminds me... by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... of some of the fantastic conversations I've had with my stepson. At first I was a little put off. But now I'm kinda fascinated by his generations' point of view.

      He grew up on nintendo. I grew up on Commodore 64. He thinks AIM is a killer communication app, for me it's IRC (for customers where I work it's email). We had interesting conversations about several things... we had a disagreement on how a Tivo works. I basically said ... uh you can make one of those with a linux box, it's a computer that saves video data to a hard disk, and that disk only has so much capacity. When the Nintendo DS came out, he was thrilled about this new "802.11 technology from Broadcom" ... I said ... like the Linux based Linksys router we have, the one I've customized firmware for? At that point we've had the router for a few years.

      The point shouldn't be who's right and who's wrong ... or who knows what and who knows "HOW" things work. But we can learn from each other.

      At some point, I had to stop and realize... wait, he's just growing up in a different world than I did. So now, it's really cool. Our individual experiences compliment each other. He brought home some C++ homework, and I said ... look, you can compile this on linux by changing one line!

      I'm an admin for a local internet provider and we do some connections for local colleges. I don't talk to the students there all that often, but when I do, I find it easier now.

      You're not better than a younger generation because you understand different things than they do. When you start to understand them, you're better than you were.

    --
    FLR
    1. Re:This reminds me... by solipsist0x01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you like 5 years older than your stepson?

    2. Re:This reminds me... by gritty214 · · Score: 1

      "The point shouldn't be who's right and who's wrong ... or who knows what and
            who knows "HOW" things work. But we can learn from each other."

      I couldn't agree more. People are too often caught up in what they can attain from
      learning new things or assigning status to other people for how much they can
      physically gain from them. It often seems as if social interaction is some game where
      people are motivated solely by what they can acquire from each other.

      People are designed to be social creatures. Societal interaction is necessary to
      some degree for psychological health. The shared experiences we all have with
      'old' and 'new' technologies have as much to do with enriching each others lives
      as they do with technological progress.

    3. Re:This reminds me... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

      Do you want a to be grounded again tommy? Now do your homework and stay off of slashdot.
       
      ;o)

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      FLR
    4. Re:This reminds me... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      You're not better than a younger generation because you understand different things than they do. When you start to understand them, you're better than you were.

      *standing ovation* Absolutely! As I mature, I find that there's never a time to stop learning. The tech I learned as a kid is vaporized. The tech I loved ten years ago is long gone. And the tech that I specialize in now will probably be out the door in ten *more* years; when it does, I want to be using the new thing. Nothing teaches you this concept better than programming languages, where you *must* learn at least one new language a year or get sucked into the tar pit.

    5. Re:This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      linux... Linux... linux...


      He thinks you're a silly old fogey trying desperately to get him to appreciate your Barry Manilow collection.
  129. Re:other questions by maxume · · Score: 1

    When are you going to release your old skool fusion technology?

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  130. Young Whipper-snappers! by vargasmas · · Score: 1
    Aw heck, you young guys got it easy. I had to wrap my own copper cores and replace my own vacuum tubes. You damn kids with your transistors and "chips". If I want chips, I'll buy a bag of Doritos.

    When I was a young tech, we had slide rulers, and we were grateful. None of these fancy dandy multifunction calculatin machines. We actually had to know what a log was.

    Heck and tarnation, you kids got it easy!

  131. Troll rate me or whatever by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But this is the weakest story I've ever seen on Slashdot.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  132. So my girlfriend was right... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

    I AM a geezer, at the ripe old age of 28. Shit, I remember when FTP was the dominant way to download warez, back when I entered college. The web was shiny and new. Only a third of the population had cell phones. P2P filesharing was still a few years away. IRC was the way people chatted. The N64 was high technology. Pop-ups and spam were not yet horrible irritations. etc...
    I typically use less than 200 minutes per month on my cell phone and I only use it as a telephone (or to play tetris when I'm dragged out shopping). I'm never on IM. I like to fire up Doom every once in a while. I can use a command line. And yet, I still think I'm tech savvy. I'm cool... right?

    1. Re:So my girlfriend was right... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, your cool.

      See ya in the old age home.

  133. Same as with cars...isnt it? by sperm · · Score: 1
    I'm one of the older ones that knows everything about computers (programming and internals). But I dont know much about the details of how my car works...My dad though, knows them inside out...(And he's a personel guy).

    Could it be a sign of maturing technology? I think so...

  134. The good and bad of this new technology. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Yes, thanks to modern technology it is now possible to argue with your nagging spouse ALL DAY LONG, instead of only a couple of hours.

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    Proverbs 21:19
    1. Re:The good and bad of this new technology. by vargasmas · · Score: 1

      That's a whole different discussion. If you have arguments with your spouse, over IM, while you are both in the same house....You might be a ubergeek. If your wife installed a snmp managable toilet seat, so she can tell from a distance when you left the lid up....she might be an ubergeek. If you habitually sign your name as "Firstname Lastname.com"...you might be an Ubergeek....

  135. The real implications... by Skreems · · Score: 1

    I don't think the story hits it quite right. I'm 22, and I feel the same way as the writer. It's not that technology is somehow outstripping old folks' ability to use it to the fullest potential... it's that a lot of people who grow up with the tech have no sense of boundaries with respect to it. The sales rep who says they routinely sell 2000 minute packages to teenagers illustrate it well; who actually NEEDS that much time? Nobody. And it costs an extra $50-$100 a month for the luxery. Our consumer culture invites people to throw away money on more and more things that people got along without just fine for the rest of history, but have suddenly become indespensable to the easily amused. So many people today would never voluntarily pick up a book and read it for fun. Is that somehow an indication that books are no longer necessary? Of course not. It just means that commercial technology invites you to waste time in pointless networking when you could be learning something useful, or expanding your intellect. So it's not that somehow people who are glued to their phone are more technologically advanced than those that have a sense of proportion... it's just that they don't realize that there are more valuable things they could be doing with their time and money.

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  136. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the Hagakure:
    A certain swordsman in his declining years said the following:
    In one's life. there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthless. In the middle level he is still useless but is aware of his own insufficiencies and can also see the insufficiencies of others. In a higher level he has pride concerning his own ability, rejoices in praise from others, and laments the lack of ability in his fellows. This man has worth. In the highest level a man has the look of knowing nothing .

  137. He *is* old though... by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    If you have a college-aged daughter, by Slashdot standards you *are* a geezer.

    I think the defining characteristic of the younger generation now is two-fold:
    1) They all seem to wear headphones when walking between classes
    2) The vast range of social to anti-social is far greater than any generation before them, and there are more individuals on the extremes.

    US Centric, but:
    High school kids can't really be broken up into EMO, Goth, Sk8rs, Preps, and Jocks anymore. None of the defining characteristics seem to apply to any single kid. At the same time, they all espouse a certain conformity and know next to nothing about US law. This is compounded by the fact that they all *think* they know it. Many of them don't understand the concept that government used to be a constantly changing and always evolving concept. They think of morals in terms of laws. For example, I had a conversation with someone about welfare for New Orleans the other day. They couldn't grasp the concept of *not* rebuilding an area that is prone to have future flooding problems. They were certain that it would be nothing but cold-hearted to provide anything but a reconstruction of the original area. When I proposed splitting 100 billion (half the 200 billion) and cutting it directly into checks and giving it to Katrina victims, I was told I was callous and not being very considerate of the culture of the area.

    I don't know about you, but I *NEVER* remember it being okay to speak with authority about something I knew so little about. This same individual thought that New Orleans was the capital of Louisiana. How far and uneducated our kids have become. What better time to educate them about obvious things such as this!

  138. resistance by zornorph · · Score: 1

    This has been going on for many generations before us, and will probably continue long after we are gone. When we were young, we all remember the "why I can remember back when..." stories told to us by our parents and grandparents. They got set in their ways and didn't keep up with the times. As we get older, we slowly fall off the bleeding edge, and eventually no longer care to be up on the latest and greatest. In fact, sometimes the latest tech is annoying to us (people talking on cell phones in lineups, etc). Perhaps it would be more useful to ask "What is it that causes us to not want to keep up with the latest and greatest like we did before?" When we were kids, we simply adapted to whatever came along, but as we get older, we become more resistant to change, what purpose does this serve?

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  139. This isn't old vs. young... by Ars-Gonzo · · Score: 1

    It's geek vs. non-geek. The main thing that separates us (the common geek) from them (everyone else) is that we want to know how our stuff (cars, phones, computers, water filtration plants) works, while they just want to know how it can help them.

    The good news is those annoying people on their phones in the grocery checkout line will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  140. It's like, cars by LoFat+ByLine · · Score: 1

    People learn the stuff they feel they need to know. I know almost nothing about the car I drive; I just use it to get from A to B. But in the early days of the automobile, that observation wouldn't have made sense: to get from A to B, you had to know how your car worked, because there was a pretty good chance it would break down en route. Of course, we still need some people who know how cars work, but unless that's your job or some kind of hobby, you don't need to be one of them.

    Computers are similar. We've passed the stage when you need to know how they work in order to make them do something useful. Result: way more clueless people using them. And even among the technical types, increasingly reliable hardware means fewer of us need to know much about it. Just replace the appliance every few years, and you're fine. Most of the time.

  141. Just so you know. by QMO · · Score: 1

    "I think that the baby boomers have a better quality of living than any generation since."

    I STRONGLY disagree.
    From what I know about anyone that has been around for more than 50 years, I have it much better. (Society-wise, not personal finance-wise, but that's because I'm just starting out.)
    That's not to say that there aren't problems now.

    --
    Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    1. Re:Just so you know. by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      not personal finance-wise, but that's because I'm just starting out.

      sadly though mate you are going to spend the rest of your life trying to pay for the debts incurred by those poor baby boomers, they are all getting older and older, and living much longer than any other generation... and guess who has to foot the bill? enjoy your i-pod, but don't plan on ever being able to retire!

    2. Re:Just so you know. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Exactly!
      We generations younger than the Baby Boomers might be ok for the time being, but I don't see how Social Security, Pensions, and the National Debt will survive when the baby boomers are 75-90...

    3. Re:Just so you know. by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      yeah... basically we are stuffed unless we can get the generation under us to start footing the bill for granny and grandad.

      bring back child labor that what i say... i'm sure we can find some chimneys to stuff em up!

  142. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by jackstack · · Score: 1

    WTF???

  143. What I found more disappointing by eric76 · · Score: 1

    What I find disappointing is to run into someone with a technical or scientific degree of any kind who has no interest in or knowledge of any are that is not directly related to their own.

    Most people with science degrees that I know do have broader areas of interest than just their area of expertise.

    I've run into much wider variation of people with engineering degrees. Some have extremely broad knowledge many fields, and most have a very respectable range of knowledge. But there are a number who know nothing of areas beyond their limited range of interest.

  144. It's the SysAdmin's Fault by derrickh · · Score: 1

    When all the tech stuff started, the people who knew how all of it worked guarded that knowledge like it was the holy grail. Computer Labs were kept locked, when something broke they would rush in, move you away while they fixed it. And when asked what they did to fix it, the answer would be some roundabout gobbledy gook designed to make themselves look like geniuses while keeping the user in the dark. After a while, people stopped asking how and why.

    But now the complaint is that the next generation is ignorant? Thats how you wanted it. Now it's time to deal with the consequences.

    D

  145. no win contest by taybin · · Score: 1

    I do all that stuff that makes him feel old, and I still feel old compared to teenage girls who *use* that shit.

    Although really. Comparing yourself against younger people will, by definition, make you feel older.

  146. It may boil down to education by PhilipPeake · · Score: 1

    There is a problem when the technology that a civilization is built upon is beyond the comprehension of most of its users, and more importantly, those charged with its maintenance.

    Going back a long way, I remember the days when people understood how the technologies they supported worked.

    In a previous life I spent some time working for a company that did TV rentals, and being a lowly apprencice was forced to go out repairing broken TVs when the real TV engineers were home celebrating Christmas, or sitting on a beach sunning themselves. In the very early days these TVs used tubes, and were built on a chassis - so when it went wrong, you had to know how to repair it, which meant understanding the principles it operated on, and the practical implementation. As time progressed TVs moved to having replacable printed circuit boards, one dedicated to a particular function. The generation of field TV techs that grew up with (as a gross exageration) these knew no more than to identify which functional area was giving trouble and how to swap the board - the older guys who knew how this stuff worked repaired the boards back at the workshop. From there, it moved to transistorised and then IC based TVs, and the techs (even thouse in the workshop) knew less and less and just swapped boards, and threw the old ones away because it cost more to fix them than to buy new replacements.

    I see similar things happening with cars. The days of the auto mechanic understanding how things work, and being able to fix it when it goes wrong are long gone - they swap parts, and when it comes to the modern electronics, they are told which part to swap by diagnostic equipment, that they understand as far as knowing which cable to plug in where, and how to navigate the menus.

    As the knowlege of how things really work becomes concentrated in a smaller and smaller part of the population, and especially when that part of the population is more and more often found overseas, the culture/civilization becomes more and more fragile.

    Getting back to the subject line, I believe this is related to education. The general population no longer gets an education matching the technological state of the world in which they live. In fact, I would probably go so far as to say that its probably a less complete education (in that respect) than it was 100 years ago.

    Same applies to the education level of the techs who keep the technology spinning. They no longer understand it sufficiently to be able to do more than be told what to do by diagnostic tools, and swap components -- and "we" want it this way, since its cheaper than employing people sufficently educated to understand, in depth, the technology they are supporting.

    There was a comment earlier about this being the beginning of the development of a Morlock/Eloi world. I'm more than a little concerned that may in fact be true.

  147. My Students Called Me Old Skool... by Myriad · · Score: 1
    I found out that I was old last year...

    For the past few years I've been giving out my ICQ # to students so they can (try to) msg me at weird times when I'm not at the school but might be willing to help.

    Well, first day of classes last year I go through my usual welcome bit then give out my contact info. I got as far as "And you can reach me on ICQ at..." and then got cut off as one girl blurts out "ICQ??! Wow, that's old school!"

    sigh.

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    1. Re:My Students Called Me Old Skool... by bassgoonist · · Score: 1

      I'm only 20, I used to use ICQ all the time...but now all my friends use aim :-/

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  148. What about the 'tweeners? by SkyFire360 · · Score: 1

    I'm 21, a Mechanical Engineering major and Comp Sci major. I know how things work, and I love to play with them. Where do I belong in the Technology/Age heirarchy?

  149. Straddling the border by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I'm an in-between in the tech world. I started my career some 13 years ago managing a DG MV9600. Since then I've experienced the joys of Windows 3.1, 95, NT 3.5, NT 4, Novell 3.20 and 4.11, Windows 2000 workstation and server, W2K3 server, MS-SQL, MySQL (Which I prefer over all others) and several variants of Linux/Unix. Did I mention phone systems? Done those too.

    I loathe what has happened to cell phones with the exception of text messaging. Who the hell needs a camera or even web access on their cell phone? I don't. Of course I can get IM's and emails via SMS so it's not a total loss.

    And I also refuse to consider the quality of current cell networks as acceptable. That is precisely why I prefer to be texted as opposed to called.

    There is one more side benefit to text messages. You can ignore them. It is a bit harder to igone a ringing phone.

  150. Specialization; it isn't just for insects anymore by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

    You! Einstein! Back to work! That shit ain't gonna shovel itself!

  151. Re:Programmer efficiency by zardo · · Score: 1
    The old timers who think they know how everything works without keeping themselves up-to-date on the technology are in for a reality check. The technology they used to know isn't what it used to be. You may still have your same old logic gates, but if they were to go about writing low level code like they used to, it would be painfully obvious how far behind they are.

    I think the main issue though is that there is less need for program efficiency and more need for programmer efficiency. You tell a low-level programmer to write you an email client, a month later you get an amazingly fast client that does amazingly little. Tell your average microsoft .NET programmer to write an email client, he probably plops a little "Email Reader" activex control into his form and gives it a name, done in 5 minutes. Those old time programmers had better be writing device drivers or something where their talents are useful, otherwise that would be an awful waste of resources.

  152. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
    As long as they're still ignorant, I'm still getting paid.

    At some point, you'll be unable to get a job because they'll assume you're too old to know about technology.

    Actually, from your post I'd bet you're under 30 years old, so don't really know what you're talking about.

    Also when you say you know "how ALL of {your) technology works" you're probably talking out your ass anyway, since you probably can't fix your own TV set, or grind the valves in your car, or make asphalt from scratch, or... Nobody knows how ALL their technology works these days.

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  153. Nothing new here really by BobaFett · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're becoming specialists. The old geezer knows how tech works and the kids don't? Ask an even older geezer who knows how several different areas of tech work. Do you know how to make gunpowder or rubber, how to build an elecric generator, and how the telephone works too? What about how to saddle a horse? Every next generation is more specialized than the previous one, and for every previous generation the things they don't know "are just there" and things they do know are "basic education".

    Imagine a thought experiment: a modern man, a well educated one, is transported back in time, where the local population believes him to be a god, so he has endless supply of labor, but he lost the entire technological base and must rebuild it from scratch.

    How many different people would it take to reconstruct the techology of the age they were taking from? I would not be surprised if one man from 1500's knew enough to rebuild his entire technology from ground up. In 1800 there were scientists who worked in a good many of the available areas of science, may be half a dozen of those could reconstruct the entire scientific and technological knowledge of their civilization. How many we would need now? How many of the best-educated modern humans would need to come together to build a car or an airplane using only what's in their heads, no books, no libraries, nobody else to ask, only them and endless unskilled labor?

    1. Re:Nothing new here really by PhilipPeake · · Score: 1
      We're becoming specialists. The old geezer knows how tech works and the kids don't? Ask an even older geezer who knows how several different areas of tech work. Do you know how to make gunpowder

      yes

      or rubber

      yes

      , how to build an elecric generator,

      yes

      and how the telephone works too?

      yes

      What about how to saddle a horse?

      yes

      Every next generation is more specialized than the previous one, and for every previous generation the things they don't know "are just there" and things they do know are "basic education".

      What was your point again?

      And how old are you? One of those young whippersnappers maybe? :-)

    2. Re:Nothing new here really by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I grew up when Radio was around and had matured as a technology. Something my Grandfather was excited about, technically, as it was something new in his day. Everyone made crystal sets and there was a very strong amateur interest in the technology. Sure there are still Ham enthusiasts, but they are not generally in their twenties or even thirties. When I was in my twenties, there was a lot of interest in building ones own computer, with a significant activity in home-grown monitors and interpreters. Now we've moved on. Again people are still doing that, but it is not something a lot of geeks/techs do. The most exciting thing about my first LUG meeting was the atmosphere of discovery and invention that was happening, continuing those earlier traditions.

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    3. Re:Nothing new here really by can56 · · Score: 1

      I think a single, well educated man, could reconstruct a good part of the tech he grew up in. If you know something is *possible* (like a steam engine, or an electrical generator, or an a-bomb, ...), the hard work is done ... all you need is a few (?) believers to help build the widget.

  154. the scary part by tacokill · · Score: 1

    The scary part is that there are LOTS of ppl who have convinced themselves that they DO know how it works. And they are writing laws and making business decisions based on their own (often incorrect) understanding.

    Just look at some of the bills that have been proposed in the last 10 years (and prolly many more before that time). Look at some of the stupid business moves made in the last 10 years. Hell, look at the entire dot-com bubble.


    We, technies, know that we are living in a superficial "fluff" time. There was a time and place when you had to know your shit in order to talk about a given subject. Those days are long gone. Anyone with an opinion can now speak as a "subject matter expert". You know it. I know it. We see it every single day (especially in IT) at work, on TV, and in society. And it's not discouraged, rather, it's encouraged by our society. He who crafts the best "story" gets the most gold.

  155. OHQ: Internet! That thing still around? by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    geezer to ipod wearing youngling: dumbass sez what?

    Younging wearing ipod? WHAT!?

  156. i can somwhat relate by Nex6 · · Score: 1

    hmm, this is an interesting topic of which i have always thought ever since i was in my early twentys(i'm in my late 30s)

    when i was in my early 20s i use to work at a supermarket part time and i would see the older people not being able to do basic stuff, and then i would see my dad and grandfather who where in some cases older then them and they where perfectly fine.

    i have see many "techs" on my way up the "tech/geek" ladder over the years let there skills slide to the point where they are barely compatent.

    and i think thats the case, it goes both ways, some of the youngins do it "puters" as a job, the come in, and work. period they dont do anything extra to learn anything new period.

    whereas "geeks" puters and tech is not jjust a job but also a hobbie..

    and there is the big difference, i will explorer and learn stuff on my lunch at home on my free time etc, so i am the "head geek" where i work.

    its a matter of perspective.

    -Nex6

  157. Moving to the next level... by pgnas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy"

    I find this comment interesting, while it is somewhat accurate, there just may be more to it.

    The 'Old folks' spent their time building a framework, a base, if you will. The young techies need not expend energy understanding how the framework was put together, rather they expend their energy building on the results.

    Lets just go back a little ways... I find it somewhat interesting that some institutions of higher learning still require HTML programing... There are so many front ends for HTML development, that I would guess that it would be counter-productive to write straight HTML in a text editor...

    "Well, thats riduculous, this breeds lazy coders who don't understand what they are doing, and can't troubleshoot the problems because they don't know what they are looking at"

    I would somewhat agree with this philosephy, however, at some point it does become counter-productive to do things "the old fashioned way".

    I beleive that in order to move into the future, you must build on the past, use the tools developed in the past and move to the next level.

    In addition to all of this with regards to "riding the backs of old folks like us..", I got news for the "old folks", they rode over your backs a long time ago, the people that you are seeing in those lines are riding the backs of the people who rode over your backs 5 years ago....

    Technology is moving just that fast...

  158. Right.... by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 1

    And the the average medieval serf knew how a trebuchet worked.

    I mean, most software people have a vague understanding of how the hardware works and vice-versa. But people only learn what they need/want to know. Not everyone cares how it works. I understand hardware, but networking/software is where I feel comfortable. I don't feel above anyone because of my preference. And I doubt most people do, the problem is people who feel lower because of their preference.

  159. Quite True by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    I think that its kind of sad how ppl forget what was. I think we can throw part of the blame on schools. I took a multimedia systems course and it was mostly theoretical with the only hands on stuff being done in MATLAB. I was being taught by a TA. We were learning about JPEG compression, and he was outlining the steps: huffman encoding, cosine transform etc. And then I asked how how does it actually work? I can do it on paper, but how would I go about actually implementing it. And he didn't really know.

    A similar scenario occured with my Networking class, the teacher was boggling us with new technologies like CORBA, Java Spaces, RMI, JINI, SOAP etc, and in the end, the student gets overwelhmed and confused. How about starting out with a simlple socket program?

    The point I'm getting at is, everyone seems to be trying to learn new stuff and complex stuff and in the end we don't know the basics on how it actually works, other than, oh I used that library. But if we want to innovate and improve, we need to constantly go back to basics and re-evaluate how things were done.

  160. Because understanding and security go together by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    > Why should the average person understand how their cell phone works?

    Prince Charles and Newt Gingrich apparently didn't understand that a cell phone is a radio. If they had, maybe they wouldn't have been embarrassed by people with scanners and tape recorders.

    There are things you need to know to use a technology safely ("close cover before striking", "don't assume that VBS attachment is from your boss", etc.) You need to know fewer things in a well designed system but we have only a few of those.

  161. Yes, he's a geezer. Or... by lewp · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's just comparing himself to young girls too much. Most of the people I know who I would consider 'plugged in' don't do most of the things he mentioned, either.

    My little sister (who can barely work the iPod I got her for Christmas) and her pack of 15 year old friends all do, though.

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    Game... blouses.
  162. I get no respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in the relatively new field of Computer Animation and I've worked with a few older people who've had dozens of years of experience under their belt. I don't have much respect for many of them. Maybe it's just relevant in the artistic field, but most older people got into the industry when big studios were snapping up anyone who could move a mouse around. Lots of the older guys didn't know anything about animation when they started, and didn't have much incentive to learn or progress over the years. Once they spent a little bit in the big studios, they could stay there based solely off their resumes.

    The barrier to entry right now is a lot higher, and there are students out there who are way better animators than people who've been in the industry for a long long time. Don't get me wrong, there are amazing old animators and I've worked with quite a few of those too, but there are just as many bad ones who want the respect without the talent.

  163. Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The guy is younger than me, but damn he's old! "I still recall paying 35 cents per minute for a coast-to-coast phone call when I was 20."

    Sheesh, I remember not beiong able to AFFORD a coast to coast phone call; I'd call Grandma collect (not that she could afford it either).

    I was rather dissapointed in TFA. I thought it would be along the lines of that Clint Eastwood movie where he and James Garner played astronaut-engineers, where they made an "impossible" landing by shutting off the computers ("this thing's like flying a brick!") and where the young digital engineers couldn't understand any of the old analog stuff they were supposed to train the young guys on.

    That said, most of my friends, both online and offline, are in their twenties (half my age).

    You are the only one in the Wall Mart checkout line not talking on a cell phone to pass the time

    Young men are such pussies. REAL men don't gab on any phone, landline or cell (unless there's a hot chick he wants to lay on the other end).

    When you walk down the street with your friends you're talking only to them...

    This guy is comparing himself to teenagers, not young adults. None of my twentysomething friends do that. And most of them consider themselves to be nerds.

    You don't use IM to let all of your friends know where you are at all times

    My daughter used to do that. Now that she's 18 she doesn't.

    You haven't downloaded hundreds of ringtones because you think spending 99 cents per ringtone is a ripoff

    Well it IS! Anybody stupid enough to pay a buck for a ring tone is too stupid to call him or herself a "nerd." If you are that dumb yet still socially awkward, you are a "dork," not a nerd.

    You don't download songs every night to load on your iPod

    I don't know anybody with an iPod. Jeff, a guitar player pushing thirty (his hair is thinning) says most of his CDs are ones I've burned for him.

    A generation that has never known a world without cell phones, text messaging and IM have built a culture around the technology that is foreign to me

    Not foreign to me, and I'm over 50.

    it's not uncommon for him to sign up kids to packages that include 2,000 minutes or more of airtime.

    There have always been folks with more cents than sense, and they're usually young. I was, once.

    But my niece uses the away message feature in IM as a public P.A system.

    Not a bad use for IM. However, I don't have time futzing with IM. I'm too busy doing more important things (like drinking beer and reading slashdot).

    The technologies I've watched grow have shaped an entire culture of which I am not a part.

    That's his own fault. My daughter, who works in a record store, seems to be in a race with me to collect the most CDs. The difference is, she buys hers, while I sample most of mine from LP and cassette.

    I build my own computers, I had a web log before the word "blog" was coined or Google existed. You're only as old as you can convince yourself you're not.

    If you liked TFA you might want to google K5 for "growing up with computers", "useful dead tech" (I think that's what itwas titled), and "Good riddance to bad technology" (again, I've forgotten the exact title).

    (mind reading capcha="fuck it")

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=163790&cid= 13677983
    point to me at some point in the last 100 years where your average person knew to any degree of certainty how their tech worked

    Back in the seventies if you didn't know how your car worked you were considered a sissy.

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=163790&cid= 13677999
    Who knows how things will work 30 years from now.

    Who cares? I'll be dead!

    It will all be magic b

  164. Right, because by Burstgoof · · Score: 1
    "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea."
    Well, duh. They don't have to know how these things work, because they're busy knowing how the NEXT generation of things will work. That's what progress is...someday, today's generation will be saying the same thing.
  165. Obligatory Newton quote by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
    If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. -- Sir Isaac Newton

    Actually, he was standing on the shoulders of other men, who were standing on the shoulders of still other men, and so on. Shoulders all the way down.

    The same applies to any generation; they see the previous generation's work mostly, not the long chain stretching back to that first guy that set his forest on fire and noticed that he wasn't as cold anymore.

    --
    Have you read my blog lately?
  166. Engineers vs Non Engineers by tbuskey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I imagine many of us here, growing up, took things apart. We took apart radios, bicycles, computers, legos, train tracks, games, the kitchen stove, the toilet, etc. Basically anything we can get our hands on.

    The engineers in generation will too. You go back farther and include disecting animals.

    It all depends on what's around & what you can learn by taking it apart. And if you need to.

    I don't need to recompile the kernel anymore. (I did w/ 0.95 and Minix before that). If I was starting today I'd never add that to my skills.

    The non engineers will not take things apart. If it's not working "the way it should be" they'll adapt. Engineers adapt thier environment.

  167. What bollocks by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Go on. Explain how fire works. Yet we've been using it for thousands of years. It doesn't matter that everyone knows how everything works, it only matters that they know how to use it and there are some people who do know how it works.

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  168. The more things change... by Duncan3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The young are great for working 12 hours a day on implementing stuff, but lack the experience to know WHAT to spend that time on. How many IM clients in sourceforge? And they are dirt cheap.

    The old have the experience to design reliable things that do things people actually want, but lack the energy to work 12 hours a day. So many go home to their "lives". And we need our naps.

    Solution: older designers, younger workers. Every field other then technology figured this out thousands of years ago. One of these years we'll figure it out too, probably right after AI works and noone needs to write code anymore.

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    - Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
  169. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a smart, technically savvy individual, who generally knows how ALL of his technology works.

    You are also a pretentious jackass.

  170. One generation's Young Blood is the next's Geezer by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1
    "Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy."


    Is this really a new phenomenon? How many of you can spout out how a color TV works? I recall a 30 year old sci-fi story where they time-teleport someone from the future back to the present. They talk about all kinds of wonders, but can't say how they work anymore than we can say how a TV or radio works. (And yes, many of us do know how it all works, past and present, but we are the statistical minority -- the point is this minority is nothing new.)
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    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  171. Re:You know you're too old to learn new things whe by narcc · · Score: 1
    P.S. Hey smart guy, I make my own ringers for FREE! That's how smart you're not.


    There is a difference between knowledge and intelligence you know -- or maybe you don't know. At any rate, you know now -- now understand it. (QED)
  172. It gets easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first time I did it, it took about 8 hours, plus more time to carve the tools. The second time, with tools already built, took me five minutes.

  173. reminds me of a Sci-Fi book I once read by Locutus · · Score: 1

    All the scientists were banned from Earth on a space ship. They headed toward Alpha-Centari or something they thought had a chance of being inhabitable. This trip was to take a very very long time so the older generation was trying to teach the younger generation how to keep the ship going. They didn't do too well and by the time they got to the planet, the ship was falling apart and they didn't know how to stop it or get down to the planet.

    IIRC, there was one old timer( 2nd or 3rd gen oldtimer ) still alive in the zero-G section of the ship. He told them what they needed to know.

    Until Bush or his party declares all science inconclusive, the Church of Bush, the new science of the planet and sends anybody with an IQ in the triple digits out into space,,, I think we can count on the current education system to educate the youth.

    LoB

    --
    "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    1. Re:reminds me of a Sci-Fi book I once read by phillitup · · Score: 1

      The current education system? WTF!!!!!! Do you have any kids? Why do public schoiol teachers send their own progeny to private school at more than twice the rate of the general public?

  174. It's no accident! by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I don't know about irrelevant, but the "Jack-of-all-Trades" is certainly a lot harder to find lately.That's because WE'RE HIDING.

    1. Re:It's no accident! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Let management know that you're the one that reduced the web farm's load by %60, after being horrified to learn that some of the Java code you're using is doing what the database should be doing, and you'll be in gopher hell until the universe dies of 'heat death'.

      Sheesh. Two lines of java code changed, one (simple) stored procedure created, and the performance difference was amazing.

      The scary thing was that both the Java people and the DB people didn't know a single thing about how each other's software worked - so it looked like black magic to both of them - even after it was explained. :(

    2. Re:It's no accident! by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      When I read your comment, the slashdot quote at the bottom of the page read

      "Cynic, n.: Experienced."

      During the Y2K leadup, a consultant was ranting about how scared we should be of the total meltdown that was certain to occur, and I got up and started to walk out of the room. He buttonholed me as I tried to pass him, and after I told him I was leaving because the meeting was a waste of time, we had this conversation:

      Fearmongering Consultant: "Are you prepared for Y2K?"
      Me: "Yes. I started testing my hardware in 1997, and I've never in my life written code that couldn't handle an obviously forseeable date change. My most recent test was two weeks ago when I advanced the clocks on all the WAN tackle."
      FC: "Are you prepared to bet your job on that?"
      Me (looking across room at CEO and CIO): "I think I just did!"
      CEO: Buwhahahahahaha!
      CIO: (sigh)
      (FC gapes like a spotlighted deer as I exit, stage right)

      Real smart, huh? Wrong. Around September of 1999 I was suddenly put in charge of fixing the Y2K issues on our gigantic mainframe, because the CEO remembered the guy who had his Y2k act together. The mainframe had ten years worth of COBOL on it written by people who couldn't comprehend that yes, Virginia, the century will come to an end! and an OS that was years behind in patches. Since I'd spent most of my career at that point avoiding mainframes and mainframers, you can imagine my joy.

  175. FORTRAN by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Geezer Tech: They can have my sliderule when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

    Young Blood Tech: --Looks at watch-- That shouldn't be too long from now.

    Geezer Tech: Did I tell you we use to use punch cards and magnetic tape? Boy, those were the days.

    Young Blood Tech: About a thousand times. Careful, you're getting drool in your pocket protector.

    Geezer Tech: You want to see my floppy disk?

    Young Blood Tech: --looks alarmed-- That's Okaaay! While I may be curious, I'm not into that kind of tech.

    Geezer Tech: I've got this really keen FORTRAN program that can calculate the drag coefficient on a brassiere.

    Young Blood Tech: Yes, I'm sure you do.

    Geezer Tech: Some of the guys at the company I worked for was really dissappointed when they no longer needed live models for the wind tunnel.

    Young Blood Tech: I would be too. --looks at watch-- Well, time flies when you are having fun. And it's time for me to do a Starbucks run.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  176. depends on who you talk to by panic911 · · Score: 1

    Ask them [members of the younger generation] HOW the things work, and they have no idea. They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy.

    How many 'old folks' know those old technologies? I'm pretty young and I have a better understanding of some underlying concepts (TCP/IP, x86 arch, etc) from ages ago than most of my 40 year old coworkers. This particular guy might be smart enough to where he notices younger people "riding on his/their technology" but he just hasn't met the right young people yet. Unless the 'old folks' were the people who built the TCP/IP spec or something, they probably don't know much more than many techy youth.

  177. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well...ermmm...gramatically, he could be saying that it is just the "classes" of electronics that are new, not that they are based on some new quantum principals. But leave it to /.ers who pretty much know he meant quantum computing and blow it way out of proportion.

  178. You know you're old when Star Trek is out of vogue by mrfett · · Score: 1

    I just went back to school, and am shocked at what seems to be a wholesale cluelessness when it comes to technology. In one class, a teacher asked, "who here will admit to watching Star Trek?" I was thinking to myself, "Since when isn't it cool to watch Star Trek?" Despite being raised with computers in their homes, it seems programming or even web development knowledge is still strictly for the nerds. I remember going to computer camp learning on RadioShack Tandy computers, and sometimes Apples. I thought that kids today would by now take basic tech-literacy skills for granted. Instead, all they know how to do is surf the web, use email, type in Word, and play games. I don't even think many know how to get pr0n on usenet (and now that the RIAA has every prof mentioning the evils of file-sharing, many don't even do that)! I was thinking that by coming back to school I'd be put to shame by all these young bloods, but it seems geekiness is still dominated by the Jedi, holed-up in their engineering and computer science classrooms. The masses remain blissfully unaware.

  179. Only two things you need to learn from punch cards by khasim · · Score: 1

    # 1. Even if you do everything correct, if you do it in the wrong order, it's still wrong. KNOW the sequence.

    # 2. You take precautions BEFORE you take risks. There's no "just reboot" to fix a problem of 1,000 scattered cards.

    Punch cards were great for really grinding those two lessons into your soul. If you can learn them & live them on your own then don't be too concerned about the old geezers' bragging.

  180. Memories of the way we were by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    We all know it's coming.
    Take a look at whats coming for the bleeding edge.

    40-50 years from now, most "people" won't leave their pod. Why would they when they get round the clock nutrient feeds and the constant companionship of the ever present web/matrix. Why would anyone ever "jack out" to engage bodies that have become sullied from non-use? "People" won't expose themselves to the extreme atmospheric conditions that will exist, caused by climate change and rampant pollution.
    Robots will do most if not all labor that requires any physical movement.

    While virtually aware in the web/matrix, minds won't waste their time on pondering that their bodies used to actually "get up" in "the morning" to go to "work".

    --
    We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
  181. A fundamental difference of the past ~200 years... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back before the industrial revolution, there were very few things (biological "devices" aside), if any, that people didn't basically understand how they worked. Anything that they didn't understand was practically "magic". But since the industrial revolution, people have been becoming less and less aware of how the parts of their daily lives work in comparison to the past (cathode ray tube, scan lines, IR remote, is only a basic understanding of how a TV works, and even the most knowledgable people [even in the field] probably can't grasp the entire workings of a TV down to all circuits and technology in use). It makes a person wonder what kind of long-term affects this "it just works" attitude may have on society.

    --
    In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
  182. old vs. new by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Old - few people knew or worked with computers, punchcards, BASIC and FORTRAN yay! Slow computers, limited use, limited functionality. New - digital media, internet, wikipedia, instant information....everyone has a PC or uses one, not everyone is an expert, find your niche and run with it! Don't sell out to the lowest common denominator. Invent, innovate, design...most of all, think positive...anything can happen +++

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  183. In fact, it's a solution. by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    It's one of the whole points of society. Guess what? I don't *want* to do my own plumbing. I'm prefectly happy to not know the intricacies of how the SEC works, all the details of the IEC, and the intricacies of corporate law in Botswana (hint: I don't live in Botswana and will likely never incorporate there). I kind of wish I could do more work on my car, but really, most of the time I'd take it to someone else, anyway. At the same time, if I'm interested, I'll learn as much on these or any other topics as I want or need to.

    And that's true for many people of the younger generations today. Others are stupid, lazy, drugged out or whatever. But guess what? That was also true whne I was their age, and when my parents were their age (substitute booze for drugs back then, but the point is the same), and so on, all the way back Cain and Abel (whether literal or not).

    There will always be something of a generation gap, but how much of one, and how it applies, is defined as much by the adult's attitude as by the youth's attitude. If you're truly worried about the youth of today, get to know them, spend time with them, take an interest in them and what they're interested in, and you'll find opportunities to make a difference. But be prepared to be made different. (For instance, be prepared to find out there's still good music being made today, and I don't mean by people emulating whoever you liked in high school or college.)

    I'll be 50 in December. I have lots of teenage and kid friends. (No, I'm not Michael Jackson!) I listen to them, and they listen to me. Pretty simple, really. It just takes a decision not to be an old fart, and to try.

    As a teenager, I took the "other" Peter Pan Pledge (I'll never grow up!) Like almost everyone else, I broke it. But eventually I remembered, and decided life was too short to spend it working so hard to be an adult. There are definitely advantages to being an adult. The world needs adults. But it needs adults who arent obsessed or consumed with their adulthood.

    1. Re:In fact, it's a solution. by jcr · · Score: 1

      the intricacies of corporate law in Botswana

      Just learn the following phrase: "But surely, there must be some kind of fee?"

      That's all you need to know to get anything you want done in a third-world country.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  184. And in other news: Paper destroys our memory by ANeufeld · · Score: 1
    From "The Knowledge Web", by James Burke:
    ... This book does not attempt directly to address any of these problems. Rather, it suggests an approach to knowledge perhaps more attuned to the needs of the twenty-first century as described above. Some readers will no doubt see this approach as more evidence of the "dumbing-down" of recent years. But the same was said about the first printing press, newspapers, calculators and the removal of mandatory Latin from the curriculum. ...
    We have huge libraries, which store books about how various technology works. We're not going to loose that knowledge just because we can't keep it *all* in our brains anymore.

    As necessary knowledge fields are depopulated, the renumeration for their skills will increase, slowing or reversing the depopulation. Supply and demand. How much did FORTRAN programmer get during the "Y2K crisis"?
  185. Re:Only two things you need to learn from punch ca by Dan+D. · · Score: 1

    You reminded me of one of my own "geezer"-ish peeves. People who abuse compile times by trying something (anything), and compiling it to see if that one worked, and if not they just try something else (usually by adding.) I almost wish compilers still took hours to build code so that you had to actually *think* about what it was you were changing or else you wasted an entire hour on each mindless change you did. Watching the uninitiated program today makes me feel like a carpenter watching someone hammer yet another nail into a board that just won't stay up. Scripting languages can exacerbate that problem, I think.

    --
    People who quote themselves bug the crap out of me -- Me.
  186. Pressure assisted toilets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me again why residential toilets can't go "WHOOOSH!!!!!" like commercial toilets?

    Because most builders are cheap and install crappy (pun intended) gravity-fed toilets. This is the type of toilet you're looking for.

  187. Why, I remember when... by E-Lad · · Score: 2, Funny

    back in the old days, we had to telnet in to the slashdot server and read the MOTD to see the articles! Comment were through talk(1). I knew things were going downhill when on that fateful day Taco "upgraded" ./ to gopher.

  188. feedback by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Yet the immediate feedback that one gets from modern environments tends to change the way that one thinks about things... It's a very different mental experience to program today than it was in the olde times.

    What I do agree with, however, is that many programmers lack "intent" -- they make changes without understanding the intent behind them. Kind of like how some people blurt out things they don't mean in regular discourse.

    --
    -Stu
  189. Accessibility by elynnia · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just my opinion -


    I'm a 16-year-old highschooler in Australia, and - not to mean any offence - am annoyed by people who think messing abount on their xboxen is l33t. I agree with the original poster who said that less people are understanding how things work, but for me, the problem seems to be accessing all that information. I mean - I'd love to be able to understand each part of a (vintage) computer, write in assebmly, and put two and two together to make a valve radio, but it feels like it's an 'oral tradition' that is only accessible if you know the right people...

    elynnia

  190. I think that's hardly fair by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It is not at all fair to condemn an entire generation as "having no idea how things work". At some point, you *have* to know the internal workings of the system you're fritzing with, or it'll fritz you. Thus delving deeper than the program you're good at using leads to a scripting language, and the scripting language leads to a hybrid language, and the hybrid language leads to a compiled language, and compiled language leads to assembly, and assembly leads to hexadecimal and binary, and binary leads to assembling your own hardware, and the hardware uses the same electronic concepts as the radios of half a century ago. If you're looking for blame, blame the disaster that is our education standards. Kids can't help not learning what nobody's bothered to teach them (or even actively prevented them from finding out about).

    The thing to do is encourage young minds. Show them what they're missing. Of course, if we're talking some warez-cracking script-kiddie who knows nothing but half of one toy language and doesn't *care* to know any more, that's hardly above consideration. We call those "lusers".

  191. History Lesson by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Would that be the same OSI that is the 7 layer model of which TCP/UDP/ICMP is the fourth layer and IP is the third?

    In order to appreciate why this model deserves to die, you have to look into its history. OSI was a large ISO attempt at creating a standard networking system which would have been a direct competitor to TCP/IP. They spent a lot of time writing specifications and engineering things, and not time actually building anything. So while TCP/IP was evolving, OSI was being overengineered.

    OSI was intended to be the perfect networking system. With it you could transport Voice via virtual circuits (similar to the cell allocation in ATM), data (via packetswitching), etc. with QOS enforced end-to-end. OSI, had it been implimented would have meant the complete convergence of the PSTN and Internet backbones. Consequently they spent far too much time hashing and rehashing problems and not nearly enough time actually prototyping anything. Eventually everyone walked away from the endevour and conceded that TCP/IP had in fact become the standards through altenate standards bodies and that nobody was going to move from TCP/IP to OSI. OSI therefore serves as a serious history lesson on what *not* to do in both standards and software design and development.

    However, someone came up with the not-so-great idea that the basic 7-layer model if stripped down made a good way to teach TCP/IP. Good instructors teach it as "well, a bunch of telecom companies thought that networks were supposed to work this way" but far too many try to teach that TCP/IP follow that model which they don't. A few differences:

    1) TCP/IP is entirely packet-switched. OSI was designed to allow packet-switched and circuit-suitched connections travel over the same system (an idea that survives in ATM today, however).

    2) TCP/IP is designed around a set of very conceptually simple issues that need to be solved, with network tasks being implimented flexibly in different layers. OSI tries to break down network tasks hierarchically and assign every task to a single layer.

    3) OSI was designed to be all things to all systems, while TCP/IP was designed to provide "simple" packet-switching services to get information from one system to another.

    Hope this helps.

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:History Lesson by kaladorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although I agree with some of what you say, I have to disagree in places. (disclaimer: I taught TCP/IP and OSI at a technical college and have been a programmer of mobile and more classic network-enabled software for about 12 years now).

      Prototyping is fantastic. But sometimes people just never bother to finish a job. TCP/IP seems to be one example. How many systems have ported original TCP/IP stacks? Why is it that I see the same unimplemented methods in stack after stack? Someone had enough wit to realize they'd be handy, but the guts of a TCP/IP stack are no trivial matter. And the protocol went out and became ubiquitous long before it was complete. And now, bits of it never will be.

      You can damn OSI for being slow off the mark, and that's typical of standards bodies. But for all you say about TCP/IP, I've also written an OSI prototype over TCP/IP as a proof of concept and a goodly portion of the services can be easily delivered (the parts that map well together). And the OSI semantics are probably more intelligible than the TCP/IP ones. (That's an opinion, YMMV).

      The OSI model, on the other hand, is a perfectly good *model* for understanding the role of a tiered networking stack. Why is this so useful? Sure people abuse it in the real world and many apps span several layers of the stack, etc. But the conceptual idea of encapsulation of function and also the conceptual ideas of what the layer's functions should be is a good start. This lets you look at real world divergences and then realize where they might be good, bad and what the tradeoffs might be. If you never had the reference model, you'd have a harder time quantifying these differences between real world implementations and understanding why they might be good or bad.

      I ran across one instance of this not long ago where someone had taken a shortcut in a networking stack and not exposed some lower level service primitives. Sure, as long as all you wanted to do was the basic subset of tasks as imagined by their developers using their higher layer interfaces, you were okay. But if you wanted to do something a bit different, you didn't have access to some key lower level primitives. This is a case where the developers didn't think beyond their own application and they didn't obviously have much of a concept of a tiered set of functions. And lo and behold, a less useful result.

      OSI isn't the holy grail, but it is an instructive learning tool. All standards are produced in some ivory tower and where the rubber meets the road things are different. Yet at the same time, those standards and those theoretical models have great value, especially as individual implementations come and go (TCP/IP has got a lot of traction and has had a long life with no end in sight, but the same cannot be said of many other technologies and even TCP/IP may one day see the a twilight of its days).

      To blindly say the OSI model must be killed because TCP/IP got out there and did some things is like throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

      --
      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    2. Re:History Lesson by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      The OSI model, on the other hand, is a perfectly good *model* for understanding the role of a tiered networking stack. Why is this so useful? Sure people abuse it in the real world and many apps span several layers of the stack, etc. ...

      I ran across one instance of this not long ago where someone had taken a shortcut in a networking stack and not exposed some lower level service primitives. Sure, as long as all you wanted to do was the basic subset of tasks as imagined by their developers using their higher layer interfaces, you were okay.

      OK, I see where you are going with this. And if it were taught as "this is good design practice" I wouldn't have a problem with it. But I simply maintain that it is not a map of TCP/IP and that many people try to teach it as such. Quick-- on which layer(s) of the OSI model do we find TFTP? Answer (I would say) are 4, 5, 6, 7, though layer 4 it shares with UDP. Again this doesn't make a whole lot of sense as far as a map goes.

      From a networking programming perspective, I can see all kinds of reasons to study the OSI specification (not just the 7-layer model). I say this because it is foolish to limit oneself to only studying one way of doing things and that it is often very enlightening to study other systems. But it should be studied as another system, not as this model of "here is how all computer networks work. For example, TCP/IP follows this model."

      I guess I am not so much opposed to OSI as I am opposed to the abuse that we all suffer at the hands of managers/certification groups who insist we know how people normally map these two systems together.

      Other misc points:

      You can damn OSI for being slow off the mark, and that's typical of standards bodies.

      The most successful standards bodies work on unifying different implimentations of standards. For example, the SQL standards operate in this manner. They are also beneficial when something like Ethernet over 10BaseT needed to be developed, where substantial manufacturing will go into the product. They are not so useful in standardizing a software product that doesn't exist yet. My big beeef with OSI is that they never really implimented it (though there are certainly a few protocol survivors like HDLC, and those inspired by it such as ATM).

      I hope this makes sense....

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    3. Re:History Lesson by NateTech · · Score: 1

      I also have taught the OSI 7-layer model, and realized early on that my students who were only going to use it in reference to TCP/IP had to also have another truth taught to them...

      If you're a customer-support or field technician... I used to pose the question (to see if students were really "getting it"...)

      What are the only three layers you can typically touch or do anything about?

      1 is obvious... fix the cables. 3 is normal configuration "stuff", for 7 you probably have to call back to the main office and turn in a bug -- it'll get fixed later.

      Nowadays, you MIGHT get a customer who'll work with you on layer-2 if their switches are screwed up, but you'll have to convince them that 1, 3 and 7 are right before moving on to 2, unless you are like me and won't travel to customer site without sniffer software on the laptop.

      Knowing the rest of the model doesn't help anyone but design people -- if even then. It's good "background" material, but for real-world repairs, installations, and work... 1, 3 and 7 will always get you 99% of the way there.

      --
      +++OK ATH
  192. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    As long as they're still ignorant, I'm still getting paid.

    Oh, I used to think that as well. But with nothing left but ignorant people around you, which of them will know what you're good for?

  193. Old People and Tech by klept · · Score: 1

    Know a guy near 60. Wont call him old because he doesnt act it. Good physical shape and quite hot with tech. You're only old if you want to act old. What the hell is this article's gripe? Why doesnt this writer just get with it and enjoy the technology like cell phones. This is unlike my great grandma that was 70 something when TV came out. Jesus, I guess she should have been overwhelmed and never watched a program. And when the first jet travel came out she was hotdoging every month from east coast to west coast to visit her sister. People recall her loving the new jet age. Every older generation thinks the younger ones are punks. Doesnt sound like this writer exposes himself to young people to find out how smart a lot of them are. The barriors that exist, I think, are his own. Granted lot of generation x and y dont want to talk to people over 40. But that's because of all the spiessers they meet in that age group. Who wants to hear some old dummy reading the riot act at you, like NateTech. And then there was my great grandma. Was she special, or has the US changed that much that the old folks have become more negative and closed minded.

  194. Or you could be like me by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    and have to clean up all the years of sloppy work that the "old guys" did. Spaghetti code, custom craplications, rewritten interpreters, bah. If knowing "how things work" means that you can narf it up better, then I'll go with my common sense and off the shelf software.

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    People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

  195. Binary Math Rox! was:But what's truly more compl by zoid.com · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that thought binary math was the coolest class ever? Just think.. the way we learned math in elementary and highschool was totllly wrong. It's like finding a new demension.

  196. figure drawing starts with bones and muscles by tricyrtis · · Score: 1
    and it seems that is what a lot of the IT people i work with these days don't understand. to effectively solve some problems, to build really good new stuff, you have to understand at least something of how the bones work. the silo effect that someone else mentioned really kills troubleshooting and means that when new projects are rolled out, they are perfect in a single aspect and so flawed in all others that they are unusable. and if you mention this, then you're a grumpy old fossil and are sent back to your cube to write some 4gl.

    i guess i'll go put up my teeth now and go to bed. reading all the responses has kind of worn me out.

  197. Secrets of the Lost Mainframe Empires by kupci · · Score: 1
    What you're answering is how to operate. What the question was is how exactly does it work. That usually includes how to make it, where the materials come from and what they do. I can use a ballpoint pen, and I have a vague idea of how it gets the ink on the page, but I have no idea how the ink is made that completes the device and makes it work. Without that type of ink the pen doesn't work right, but does that matter to me?

    Doesn't, but some people are interested. There was a fascinating program on Nova about engineering feats such as the pyramids, where the methods used to build them have long been lost. In fact it is even a bit embarrassing to discover how hard some of this stuff is. Stealing a bit from the reality shows, they would have a couple of contestants, with various theories of how the darn thing was built, and then they would follow them in their triumphs and travails as they attempted to replicate, on a much smaller scale, what some of the ancients had done a millenium or two before. One of the interesting shows was ideas on how the Romans built an awning across the Coliseum.

    Suddenly it strikes me a picture of a friend of mine, top high school student, math club and programming wiz, later to study for a Phd in CS and graphics at Stanford, gazing at an ancient PDP-7, staring down at a roll of punch tape in hand, then at the switches on the command panel, and wondering how in the world the 'grumpy old men' got this thing to run...

  198. that's a judgment you make at the time by gelfling · · Score: 1

    But it has nothing to do with generational differences. I still want or need to know everything there is to know about it.

  199. OSI by sparkz · · Score: 1
    The OSI stack is irrelevant IRL, but it is still well worth knowing, and is even useful in understanding TCP/IP.

    God knows, enough people who think they understand TCP/IP are woefully missing details on the lower layers; a bit of OSI understanding goes a long way, especially on the IP side of things.

    Of course, there's no point saying that here, but I will do... old fart that I am.

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    Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  200. You don't understand how it ALL works by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    I'm a 38 year old who has worked in IT for 20 years now and have a fair idea about how a lot of technology works.

    Having said that if technology was limited to ONLY what I understand then the current "tech-tree" would not be any near as large as it is today. I would consider myself expert in some fields but in others, I'm just a user.

    I think "techno-geezers" may be over estimating exactly how much of the technology they understand. You get the impression from some of these comments that us old guys built the Internet and all related technologies with our bare hands.

    The world moves on, feel great about contributions you have made in the past and then go make some more. Wishing for things to stay the same is like hoping your own achievements will remain the pinnacle of technology, well they won't be. Whinging about how things were better in the past is only an excuse to let yourself live there. Continue to learn and continue to try new tech, you never know it might be useful.

    Appreciate the past, but don't live there.

  201. Rebuild from scratch? by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    If I had to rebuild technology from scratch, we'd have steam engines, electric lighting, AM radio and basic switched circuits. Those researching and designing the next generation would know enough to avoid many of the pitfalls of the last century, and so would get to WWII-era computers, FM radio and automobiles fairly quickly. Given enough resources, I could probably get back to something approaching modern technology within my lifetime.

    Wow, dang wow.... Now I've had some conceited thoughts, but not like this. Just getting to the iron age would be a bit of a push. Locating (and recognizing) a suitable ore that is fine enough to work, but not so large that you need to crush it. Building a vessle that can handle the temperatures that are needed to reduce Iron. Hacking up enough wood to do this without real tools. Working iron without an anvil (you gotta pour the first anvil). Taming wild animals over the course of years. Determining the correct time of year to plant crops. Determining the years that locusts will swarm so you can plan accordingly. Finding proper medicines for common ailments (infected burns when you'll be playing with fire might cut down that lifetime). Managing to get survivable clothing (a dead carcass isnt leather till it's tanned, otherwise it decays in short order). Sure building a shelter isnt too harsh, but making it animal proof might be harder. Getting storage of food down can be a bear too. Salt is a trick to find if your in a non-costal reigon. Oh and some diplomacy might be in order if some tribal elder thinks that your corrupting the youth too much with your unholy shiny metal ways. Plus being the only guy that uses soap, you might come off as a bit of a priss.

    Storm

    1. Re:Rebuild from scratch? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Locating (and recognizing) a suitable ore that is fine enough to work, but not so large that you need to crush it.

      Okay, that's possibly fair. I was working on the assumption that I was in some kind of post-fall-of-civilisation situation, so there would be scrap metal that could be salvaged, melted, and then used. Having said that, I grew up near a former mining community so I'm quite familiar with what iron ore looks like, the basic smelting procedure, and the various additives required to make steel. I know how to make charcoal, which can substitute for coal at a push, and I know what manganese ore looks like, having lived opposite a disused manganese pit for some years. I might not be making stainless steel, but I could make something strong enough for a boiler.

      Building a vessle that can handle the temperatures that are needed to reduce Iron.

      The earliest iron was made in earthware containers. As for making an anvil, cast iron was originally made by pouring the molten iron into shaped holes in the ground. It might take some experimentation to get a good anvil, but I'm sure something workable could be made in a reasonable amount of time.

      Hacking up enough wood to do this without real tools.

      I don't know if you're familiar with flint axes? They are simple enough that I made one as a child, and they are remarkably efficient at cutting wood.

      Taming wild animals over the course of years. Determining the correct time of year to plant crops. Determining the years that locusts will swarm so you can plan accordingly

      Taming wild animals might be a problem, but I've never had a problem persuading animals to let me approach - from there it's easy to catch them (yes, I do know how to weave rope from grass - strong enough to support my weight, at least). Training them to be useful, of course, would take time - a primitive culture couldn't afford the luxury of a diet of farmed meat (something completely fine with me), so the only use for them would be as a motive force. Planting crops? I guess you grew up in a big city. People from the country generally know the life cycles of the plants they are likely to have access to fairly well - and which ones can be eaten. Locusts don't seem to be much of a problem around here...

      Finding proper medicines for common ailments (infected burns when you'll be playing with fire might cut down that lifetime).

      Good point. If I can find some yeast, I can make alcohol from more or less any plant matter, which would allow me to sterilise wounds and dull pain, but that's about as far as I could get.

      Managing to get survivable clothing (a dead carcass isnt leather till it's tanned, otherwise it decays in short order).

      Good thing I learned how to tan leather as a re-enactor. Don't forget to boil the leather in water or wax (if you happen to have some tame bees), otherwise the tanning process won't give you anything you can use for very long.

      Sure building a shelter isnt too harsh, but making it animal proof might be harder.

      I've built shelters with no tools that were fine to spend a few nights in. Something a bit stronger would be good, but a good start would be a cave with a fire in the entrance and a guard. I repaired a section of a cob barn when I was growing up, so I'm quite familiar with the cob - one of the easiest building materials to make, and since the barn was over 100 years old, a fairly effective one (don't forget not to waterproof it at the top or bottom, or it will weaken and become brittle).

      Salt is a trick to find if your in a non-costal reigon [sic]

      In a coastal region, however, it is very easy to procure. Thus is born the principle of trade.

      Oh and some diplomacy might be in order if some tribal elder thinks that your corrupting the youth too much with your unholy shiny metal ways.

      No shiny things for them then!

      Plus being the only guy that uses soap, you

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  202. WTF? by timothykaine · · Score: 1

    Young people are not as educated as old people who have had much more time to educate themselves.

    How the hell is this news?

    At the same time, does this mean my grandpa is now a reliable news source?

    And now the Grandpa forecast: "Screw your newfangled doppleganger alien radar crap! Me doppleknee says there's a storm a-brewin!"

  203. Critical technologies are? by saskboy · · Score: 1

    "What worries me is not that society can't handle a few bumps but that the vast majority of people can't even list the core institutions critical to the function of western civilization, let alone explain why they are needed. The rampant ignorance reguarding the underpinnings of civilization presents a disturbing problem. Absent a drastic change in public demeanor, it seems we are likely to vote ourselves gradually into barbarity."

        That worries me too, and has since at least Grade 9 when I read Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham. It made me realize that widespread blindness would cripple the world, since there would simply be too few people left to care for the blind ones until they could become mostly self sufficient again. Our society depends on such complex technologies to provide us with the most basic of essential supplies. We need water purification, pumping, and drainage. We need food growing, harvesting, transporting, and even pre-preparation. Never mind climate control for extreme weather locations too.
        What would you list as society's most basic institutions? If you claim the 5th, I'll understand as you might not want to give any terrorists reading some bad ideas, but I'd like to hear a bright person's view of what we can't live without.

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    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    1. Re:Critical technologies are? by the+morgawr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Parital list of most basic and nessessary institutions:
      1. Division of Labor
      2. Stable Money
      3. Price System
      4. Lex, Rex ~ "rule of (uniform, abstract) law"
      5. Natural Rights legal philosophy
      6. nulla crimen, nulla poena sine lege ~ "no penalty without law"
      7. basic principles of the Common Law:
        1. stare decisis
        2. right of property
        3. right of contract
        4. responsibility for tortious action
      8. transferance of power by democratic process
      9. limited government:
        • use of coercive power of government solely to prevent coercive acts by others
        • actions bound by the law

      These are the traditional British/American institutions on which all of modern western civilization is based. Starting in Prussia in about 1850 a reaction against these institutions developed. Since then they have been attacked and seriously undermined by adherents to those reactionary views. Unfortunately, those views seem to dominate the public perception and are simultaniously presented as "traditional" and as "progressive".

      It may be instructive to consider some of the relevent literature. Good starting points would be Mises's Socialism and Hayek's Constitution of Liberty. Mises's latter book Human Action and Hayek's follow up to Constitution, Law, Legislation, and Liberty are also relevent, but between Socialism and Constitution, the vast majority of the relevent works will have been cited.

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      The policy of the United States is worse than bad---it is insane. -- Ludwig von Mises, Economic Policy(1959)
    2. Re:Critical technologies are? by the+morgawr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      As a side note, Rome colapsed when a similar system came unraveled over several hundred years. 8 went first. Several hundred years later, 2,3, and 4 went. Consequently 5-9 couldn't be continued. And 1 disintigrated as a result.

      There is reasonable cause for concern reguarding America's future because of recent events. Over the past 60 years, #s 2, 3, 4, and 6 have been seriously undermined. #s 5 and 9 are now practically non-existant. #7 is presently under attack. The reactionaries are demonstrably winning. Given sufficient economic and legal knowledge, a strong case could be made that these developments are the cause of a majority of the problems facing America today.

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      The policy of the United States is worse than bad---it is insane. -- Ludwig von Mises, Economic Policy(1959)
    3. Re:Critical technologies are? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      How about some more concrete institutions?

      1.) Transportation
      2.) Agriculture
      3.) Water Purification/Waste Removal

      If you can't grow food, get it to the table, and have something to wash it down with society will be in real trouble.

    4. Re:Critical technologies are? by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      Let's take a look at how what I said above is related to this.

      You are entirely correct that lack of food and water caused problems for rome, but the food and water didn't suddenly stop being available after hundreds of years of being there. Something changed to make it substantially harder to get food and water. Let's look at a this:

      Rome suffered from massive currency devaluation combined with price controls making it was practically impossible for a farmer to come out ahead. As a result only the connected people in the cities could get food. The random joe's had to starve or leave. When they left there was no one to do the grudgy waste removal jobs or provide other key services. So even the higher ups were driven from the city. The major reduction of population in the urban center's lead to a near total colapse of trade forcing the major agrigultural areas to provide all the goods they needed for themselves. By the time the barbarians invaded, Rome had already become a feudal empire, the invaders just took advantage of the situation and made themselves the rulers.

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      The policy of the United States is worse than bad---it is insane. -- Ludwig von Mises, Economic Policy(1959)
  204. Re:5000 BC by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    No one outside the field has ever known shit about metallurgical techniques. This goes back to... about 4000, 5000 BC or so, if I'm remembering the most recent archeological estimates right.

    All of the stuff you name is ridiculously simple to understand from a practical standpoint just by looking at the device. Show me someone who can extract copper and tin from ore and treat them properly into a hardened alloy just from seeing a chunk of bronze and I'll eat my hat. And don't even get me started on iron. Even your engineering professionals (the ones not actually working in metallurgy) from the last century or two who use(d) steels all the time couldn't tell you how the stuff is made or what exactly the difference between two alloys is, beyond listed things like hardness and euler's ratio. It's all delegated to 'materials science' departments now.

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that most of you computer sciency types don't know how to refine silicon either.

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    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  205. Welcome to technology. by scott_karana · · Score: 1

    "They are really riding on the backs of the 'old folks' like us that built the goodies they enjoy." I bet he knew how to make microprocessors, physically and schematically. In addition, I bet he knew how to make the plant that manufactured the silicon. In addition, I bet he independantly discovered the semiconducting properties of silicon as a youth. I also presume that he knows exactly how the language he speaks was formulated, and how to build the copper smelters in plants that give him wiring. What a jackass. Nobody in the world could build us back to this level of technology if we suddenly lost it all. That's how we work.

  206. And there generation is any different? by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet a consideribly larger percentage of our generation has a greater understanding of how modern technology works then theirs (assuming "our generation" is the 20-30 age group). So what's the story? It takes a whle for people to understand complex ideas (like how technology works), and no matter what generation we are talking about, only a small percentage are in a field that requires them to know a lot about the inner workings of technology.

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    In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
  207. All fun and games until the oil runs out by Timbotronic · · Score: 1
    Nuclear war was fairly easy to avoid. We just had to keep our rather careless fingers off the button. However, the end of oil is a certainty and the race to produce viable alternatives is running a fair way behind. What's the alternative to jet fuel for example?

    I share your belief in human resilience, but there's a big test coming for the industrialised world when oil starts running out. To paraphrase the Chinese curse - there are interesting times ahead.

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    One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there

    1. Re:All fun and games until the oil runs out by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      But what few realize is, times are always interesting...

      It's only after you've been through a long enough time that you realize just how interesting the time you've been through has been.

      (Hey, it's 5 AM as I post this, you were expecting Zen, maybe? :-)

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      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  208. How many software engineers ... by mec · · Score: 1

    Dude, leave me alone, I'll pull an all-nighter, and you will have an *awesome* new light bulb in the morning. Or by Friday, at the latest.

    (The downside: after the software engineer changes your light bulb, you discover that your washing machine doesn't work quite right any more).

  209. Re:Only two things you need to learn from punch ca by CptNerd · · Score: 1

    #2 a. Always draw a line with a felt-tip pen across the top of your deck, from one front corner to the opposite back corner.

    Saved my butt a couple of times...

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    By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  210. Re:Only two things you need to learn from punch ca by chthon · · Score: 1

    I've learnt this lesson by using floppy disks as a backup medium (in the beginning of the 90's).

    Do not try to win time by taking a bunch of floppies and doing a backup, because somewhere down the road there will be faulty floppies. First format them to weed out the bad ones, then do the backup.

  211. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by ifwm · · Score: 1

    "Also when you say you know "how ALL of {your) technology works" you're probably talking out your ass anyway, since you probably can't fix your own TV set, or grind the valves in your car, or make asphalt from scratch, or... Nobody knows how ALL their technology works these days."

    Well, knowing HOW it works isn't the same as being able to fix it. That being said, I know how all of the things you listed work, and am able to do two of them (grinding valve in my brother the engine builders workshop, making asphalt with my dad the general contractor).

    Why be such a jerk about it?

  212. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by ifwm · · Score: 1

    "You are also a pretentious jackass."

    Why? Because you're so unfailingly ignorant that you can't go to "howstuffworks.com" to find out about something you don't understand?

    You can't name ANYTHING technology related that I don't have an understanding of. And EVEN IF YOU COULD, I would research it to gain understanding.

    Not everyone in the world chooses to remain stupid like you. Some of us seek to do away with our ignorance.

    Perhaps if you spent less time insulting others when they know more than you, and more time actually learning, your petty insecurities wouldn't rule your life.

  213. where? by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

    no not that goblin, i've been a goblin of one form or the other on the net for 15yrs now, and am glad i took the safety in numbers approach to online identity. there are just too many needles in the goblin haystack, to identify which ones are me now.

    edinburgh... you think a city that is the most radioactive in europe is somehow greatest? this a measure of culture and history you know... not how quickly it can mutate the local inhabitants into mekons!

  214. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by ifwm · · Score: 1

    "But with nothing left but ignorant people around you, which of them will know what you're good for?"

    The ones who need their crap fixed when it breaks.

    Funny that YOU ever thought anyone else was ignorant...

  215. It's not about age by jsfetzik · · Score: 1

    It's more about culture and individual habits. When I was a kid 25-30 years ago my sisters would spend hours on the phone almost every day. Meanwhile I would use the phone for maybe a couple minutes to find out where everyone was meeting and then we would actually get together in person. Usually we would figure it all out before hand during school. How strange. ;-)

    I know plenty of people of similar age that spend a ton of time on their cell phones, chatting on IM, etc. It's more a matter of how social you are and how you communicate.

  216. Re:I think the same thing every time I see this st by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

    One day you will learn humility, and this will come down on you. Until then, yes, presume that everyone that tells you that having such a huge ego obviously envies you (even though I know nothing about you but your pretentious remarks).

  217. Re:frontiersman by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    i think what u r talking about is the rural/urban dichotomy: few (sub)urban dwellers know anything about how anything works, from food (if it's not in the store...) to hot water (call the super;-)

    and now humanity's reached the point where more people live in cities/urban areas than outside...reminds me of an old sci-fi novel (title/author lost in the mists;-) about humanity living exclusively in mega-towers...

  218. Oldies, but still goodies by SlipstreamBRO · · Score: 1

    I honestly have to agree with him. The only thing that I see that changes this is the actual seeking out of knowledgable educators in order to truly understand the technology that is being released, changed, and/or upgraded. I'm 28 and I don't understand how alot of my tech actually works, so I'm going to school to learn @ Full Sail. I'm getting more than I bargained for and it's totally worth the effort to learn the material. Sooner, or later those kids who don't understand won't be kids anymore and still won't understand. Theu will have no more "old timers" to ask for an explanation. So ya gotta be proactive in order to get over that hump and continue tech's progress for the next "next-gen".

  219. *Really* nothing new here by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
    I would be *very* surprised if any given man from the 1500s knew enough of smithing, masonry, viticulture, horse breaking, glassblowing, dyemaking, soapmaking, clothmaking, leather curing, and so on to actually teach them directly; most of those technologies require a lot more knowledge than you might think.

    The best such a person could do would be to provide the general principles and set up a research system. That's pretty much what you'd have to do for today's technological base, the only difference being that it would take longer to build the tools to build the tools.

    In terms of actuallly finding someone who knows the general principles behind technologies, I suspect that it would be easier to find such a person nowadays (hint: look for avid fans of hard science fiction) than in the 1500s, when the people who had the time to learn much about them tended to spend that time on other pursuits, e.g. theological speculation.

  220. How fire works... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

    Honestly, fire is nothing more than a chemical reaction which uses rapid oxidation to create massive amounts of heat and light. Steel, in the presence of oxygen and hydrogen, rusts. Apply enough of both, plus a little "starter" heat to get things going, and steel will BURN. Steel rusting is nothing more than a really turned-down version of fire. Controlled oxidation, whatever the source, generates heat - which is why we have a body temperature (probably also why we need elemental iron in our diet, too). This is a very, very, VERY simple explanation, and it really is more complex than all that - but at base, all fire is, is rapid oxidation.

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  221. Cotton Gin by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    The main purpose of the cotton gin was to do something that up until that time was a very labor intensive and manual process, requiring a lot of people (slaves, usually) to perform. The task, however, is very simple to describe, although difficult to execute (if you have ever tried):

    Removal of seeds from the cotton "boll"

    Basically, cotton, like almost any other vegetable that hasn't been nutered by Monsanto, has seeds. These seeds reside in the "fruit" of the plant. In that case of cotton, that fruit is the "boll", or the white, fluffy, fibrous thing prized by the cotton farmer. The seeds are in the "middle" of the cotton boll, and being that they are surrounded by a tangled mass of white fluffy fiber, they are very difficult to remove (I know - I used to live in Bakersfield, California, right across the street from a cotton field - which is now a park).

    In the past, before the cotton gin, removal of seeds was done via a method of combing and carding, very similar to what was done for wool - basically a manual method of using various "combs" to comb the seeds and fibers away from each other. The main problem with this method was the labor intensiveness and slowness of the method. In addition, the manual methods also tended to cause waste of the cotton (ie, cotton stuck on the seeds) - it was practical to get every bit of cotton off because the process was already a problem to begin with.

    Numerous inventors tried to build machines to alleviate these problems, but it was Eli Whitney's which won the day. His machine relied on a few simple mechanisms (most involving spinning wood rollers studded with a myriad of small metal spikes/nails along with steel "combs" to separate the cotton from the seeds) which worked amazingly well, were easily driven by water, wind, and steam (or human and animal power), and was a cheap machine to manufacture. Not sure on the patenting of the device, but I seem to recall that it wasn't well protected, IP wise, and the ideas in the device spread quickly. Seemingly single-handedly revolutionizing the cotton farming and processing industry (not to mention the fact that the now large and steady supply of seed created a nice animal feed and vegetable oil business)...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  222. Cars are simple machines by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Cars, on the whole, are simple machines. If you understand the basics behind a simple 2-stroke, 4-stroke, and diesel engine - you will understand how just about every common transportation vehicle out there. The only thing that computer systems add to the mix in moderm engine control systems, is just that: control.

    Basically, instead of mechanical elements providing all the timing, a computer takes inputs from a variety of sensors (accelerator position, air flow, oxygen, knock, camshaft/crankshaft position, etc), mashes them through a complex real-time algorithm, and spits out commands to advance/retard spark timing, adjust the fuel/air mixture (after all, a fuel injector is nothing more than a very fancy solenoid valve driven by pulse-code modulation techniques), valve opening/closure (in some high-end cars the valves are driven by solenoids to allow very precise timing - I expect this to become more mainstream), etc. Other computers control when/how to shift (in an automatic transmission system - sometimes - others just use standard load/hydraulics to control this - which is nothing more than a fancy hydraulic analog computer), how to apply the brakes (anti-lock brakes and traction control via monitoring wheel slippage/etc via toothed magnetic hall-effect sensor packages)...

    In the end, though, it is just an piston moving in a cylinder connected to a crankshaft spinning a flywheel connected to transmission (composed of either an "inline" manual gear train with a clutch or an automatic with torque-convertor and two to four inline planetary gear devices - or, on certain Hondas and others, a CVT using conical devices and belts or similar) connected to a driveshaft connected to a differential which spins the wheels. Some of these may be front wheel drive vehicles where all of those packages are packed tightly into one case, or in a rear-wheel drive vehicle, spread along the length of the undercarriage. But honestly, cars are simple, and always will be. I think as long as Chilton and Haynes continue to do complete tear-downs and rebuilds, fixing your own car won't be that big of a deal (unless the horror that is those "electro-mechanical" fasteners become vogue - and even then, nothing a cutting torch can't get through). I imagine cars will become more complex - hybrids are pretty advanced - but all they do is throw a generator/motor/battery package in the drivetrain mix, so if you know anything about electric cars, charge controllers, motor controllers, etc - no real big deal.

    Personally, I think most of the problems with today's vehicles don't stem so much from seeming complexities of the vehicle themselves, but rather from the lack of information about how all the systems work together from the manufacturer. Basically, the control system (the computer, sensors, etc) of the system is "closed source" - it was like pulling teeth to get the manufacturer to give out information about the codes the ECU throws when there is a problem, to regular joe mechanics and engine scan-tool makers - and that took an "act of Congress" - quite literally! Manufacturers are doing everything it can to keep the home mechanic (even - and maybe especially - those who understand the computer side of the equation) from repairing their own cars. Audi even has a vehicle out there without a hood - just a little door on the fender to put fluids in. To get to the engine, you have to remove the whole front body work of the car, and there is an "interlock" mechanism that flags the computer when this is done, so even if you got it off and had access, the computer won't let you restart the car unless you trigger the proper sequence (which is probably only known by Audi and their dealers - thus requiring you to take it to the dealer for maintenance and pay big $$$$!) - now, this wouldn't be so bad if this just stayed on "rich people's cars" - but it probably won't, it will trickle down to normal vehicles quicker than you realize - I expect within 10 years, maybe sooner, for it to be like this.

    It is getting to the point where I am seriously considering building my next car from "scratch" (actually, a combination of scratch and "junk" parts)...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon