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  1. Question... on Ask mc chris · · Score: 0

    Now that you are touring, do you still sing "mcchrisownz"?

  2. WOW! on MP3beamer Released · · Score: 5, Informative

    EVEN BETTER! It appears they are selling just the software for $70 to let you use your own machine as the "beamer" hardware. OS included!!

  3. Well... on Floaters are the New Pop-Ups · · Score: -1

    THIS is what I think of when I think of "Floater". Not much difference huh?

  4. Re:ipod mini.. on Apple Updates iPod · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dear:
    [X] Clueless n00b
    [X] Lamer
    [X] Flamer
    [_] Pervert
    [_] Sexist
    [X] Spammer
    [_] Racist
    [X] Dumbass
    [X] Waste of Life
    [X] Other: Pathetic Moron

    You are being flamed because:
    [X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
    [X] You started a pointless thread.
    [_] You bumped a pointless thread.
    [X] Your post contained nothing but crap.
    [_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
    [X] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
    [X] You made a useless assumption.
    [_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
    [_] You tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
    [_] You don't know how to use the search feature
    [_] You say you're "1337".
    [_] You posted a topic that's been posted 50 times already.

    As punishment, you must:
    [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you're doing.
    [X] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
    [_] Give up your internet account.
    [X] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
    [X] Make goat.cx your home page.
    [_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
    [X] Fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus
    [X] Attach a car battery to your scrotum

  5. Re:Your Rights Online? on Is Google AutoLink Patent-Pending By Microsoft? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear:
    [X] Clueless n00b
    [X] Lamer
    [_] Flamer
    [_] Pervert
    [_] Sexist
    [X] Spammer
    [_] Racist
    [X] Dumbass
    [X] Waste of Life
    [X] Other: Pathetic Moron

    You are being flamed because:
    [X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
    [X] You started a pointless thread.
    [_] You bumped a pointless thread.
    [X] Your post contained nothing but crap.
    [_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
    [X] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
    [_] You made a useless assumption.
    [_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
    [_] You tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
    [_] You don't know how to use the search feature
    [X] You say you're "1337".
    [_] You posted a topic that's been posted 50 times already.

    As punishment, you must:
    [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you're doing.
    [X] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
    [_] Give up your internet account.
    [X] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
    [X] Make goat.cx your home page.
    [_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
    [X] Fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus
    [X] Attach a car battery to your scrotum

  6. Silly Jedi! on Revenge of the Sith Pics Leaked · · Score: -1

    Feel the power of the DARK SIDE!

  7. Uh.... on Operation Fastlink Nets 1000s in Pirate Sting · · Score: -1

    "deep doo doo"?

    Yeah, nice journalism there /.!

  8. Re:Homegrown apps are one thing... on Is Apache 2.0 Worth the Switch for PHP? · · Score: -1

    Why even use PHP when Perl is so much better?

  9. Well at least I know one thing. on SpikeTV "Video Game Awards" Results · · Score: 0, Funny

    People can now no longer make fun of WWE RAW being the dumbest show on Spike.

  10. Screw GameSpy on GameSpy Attempting to Dump Mac Gamers · · Score: -1

    I have World of Warcraft on my Mac and that's all I need!

    Thank you Blizzard!

  11. Question: on Ask Wil Wheaton Anything (Part Deux) · · Score: -1

    Why are you such a cry baby when it comes to not being in the last Star Trek movie?

    Why do you hate Shattner when he is a far superior actor than you?

  12. Re:Do software licenses count? on Linux Server Sales Top $1 Billion · · Score: -1

    You must be buying from SCO.

  13. Re:Law enforcement? on No-Click Phishing On The Way · · Score: -1

    WTF?
    Are you still posting on this shitbag?

  14. HAHA! on Fedora Core 3: Worth The Upgrade? · · Score: -1

    OSDir.com is powered by PostNuke

    LET THE SLASHDOTTING BEGIN!

  15. Hello. on Dept. of Homeland Security Enforces Expired Patent · · Score: 0

    I for one, welcome our Homeland Security overlords...

    Like hell I do! BADNARIK IN '04!!!

  16. Ummm. on Half-Life 2 Preloading from Steam · · Score: -1

    Valve sucks. Get over it.
    Next story please.

  17. Re:Cut to the chase... on After Petition, Farscape Miniseries Trailer Online · · Score: 0, Informative

    Not on the show but you can see some of the chick that plays Chiana HERE

  18. Re:Are jobs coming into vogue again? on Are Job Perks Coming into Vogue Again? · · Score: -1

    Well if it's not negitive MS crap then it must be positive MS crap right?

    Uhhhh that still makes it crap.

  19. Re:I'm disappointed.. on Annual Big Brother Award Winners Announced · · Score: -1

    Well the #1 prize was won by an agency of the Bush administration, so I'm sure Ashcroft had a hand in it somewhere.

  20. WOW! on Microsoft Wants More Credit for Inventions · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...and I thought "I" was smoking crack!

  21. Interesting.. on Abused, But Working Hardware Stories? · · Score: -1

    You mean abused like THIS? I do think however, that said Powerbook no longer works.

  22. Re:Language barrier on Language Tempest At Orkut · · Score: -1

    like THIS!

  23. Nice but... on Robots That Serve Beyond The Vacuum · · Score: -1, Troll

    This robot is better and much cheaper!

  24. Here is a good tip... on Camera Phone Tips · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hang up and drive!!!!

  25. Re:*calc are dying on HP Releases New RPN Scientific Calculator · · Score: -1

    EasyCalc???

    You want real RPN on your Palm just use Power48. It's a real HP emulator.