The last time I heard that phrase, Kathleen Fent was on all fours, on a greased-up table in the middle of a room full of guys. Both her vagina and anus were lubed and ready to receive.
I've been looking at that neat little "whale chart" in the linked story for some time, and I still can't figure out what category CowboyNeal falls under!
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
A recent study shows that Slashdot is accepting stories from religious figures such as "the rev matt".
When asked about Slashdot's relgious bias, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda downplayed the connection between the religious affiliation of story submitters and the site's political leanings. "We accept stories from all types of readers. If a submitter is religious, that doesn't necessarily mean our content is geared toward that religion. If we were biased, our viewers would respond to that bias. The market corrects itself."
Malda declined comment when asked if the large proportion of smelly Linux hippies who view the site indicates a possible pro-Linux bias.
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Actually, the government is owned by the powerful American Israel Public Affairs Committee. Compared to them, the oil companies are nobodies.
Well... which one's it gonna be, boys?
The last time I heard that phrase, Kathleen Fent was on all fours, on a greased-up table in the middle of a room full of guys. Both her vagina and anus were lubed and ready to receive.
What's Noah's Arc? Is that like Moses' Semicircle?
That's true. You need to rape her anally in order to understand the magic.
I've been looking at that neat little "whale chart" in the linked story for some time, and I still can't figure out what category CowboyNeal falls under!
Oh yeah? Bend over, cutie.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
I'm pretty good with my thumbs, but I think it's because of all that training on my old HP-15c calculator in college
It could also be because you often massage the head of your penis with your thumb while you masturbate.
Alien: Beam what? Sorry, Poindexter -- while you were playing around with particles, my people were getting laid!
Once again mad geeks threaten the future of the world with a death ray. With any hope, this will kill us all before RMS's stench does.
John Nash was a FAG. He could be your Ernest Roehm.
Talk about a redundant title!
And it's still shitty.
Pussyfoot?
A recent study shows that Slashdot is accepting stories from religious figures such as "the rev matt".
When asked about Slashdot's relgious bias, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda downplayed the connection between the religious affiliation of story submitters and the site's political leanings. "We accept stories from all types of readers. If a submitter is religious, that doesn't necessarily mean our content is geared toward that religion. If we were biased, our viewers would respond to that bias. The market corrects itself."
Malda declined comment when asked if the large proportion of smelly Linux hippies who view the site indicates a possible pro-Linux bias.
Just what we need: more babies with bad teeth.
GOAT!
Way to keep slappin' dick on these bitches, nig. Christ was killed because suckas couldn't handle his mad flows.
The GPL is meaningless, plz fix thnx!
Some people just have too much time on their hands...
Personally, I prefer a mixture of semen, feces, and blood on mine.
Rosie O'Donnell: Proof that fags are ruining America.
Rosie O'Donnell: Proof that fags are ruining America.
Of course Jesus was a brutha, He basically taught His disciples to respect his gangsta. Plus, some of them parables are ill.
Rosie O'Donnell: Proof that fags are ruining America.